Original subtitles

Gotta be these when they round our way home.

You look.

Still sad.

You.

At this tired old fat piece of shit.

Get the drop on us.

Ohh, it's not even armed.

Big is gonna be thinking out on him.

What's in there?

Can I see anything?

Here, give it to me.

Kind of.

Moron

carries a chess set with them.

What the fuck?

Doesn't make any sense.

Look at all this shit.

Alright.

She gonna tell us what's the gimmick with the bag?

It's magic.

You put your hand in outcomes at present.

I don't really understand how it works here.

Song.

Mr Scrooge, that's right.

Who are you?

Why next month?

Julia needs some.

Shutting down our end.

But on a time partner Kris Kringle.

Jolly Old Saint nick.

People call me a lot of things.

Very funny.

What should I say?

Ohh

you sanam.

What is your reindeer?

They were on the roof until that guy turned into an ice cream bomb.

Normally me, we'll cheque Prancer left the tasty Wallander.

It's fucking guy.

You don't think I know you're an idiot, but don't be an idiot out loud.

Come on.

It's just it's Santa Claus with a fucking trick bag.

The bag is full of kids train.

Come on, everybody knows that Christmas trees are bullshit.

And finally, to make a big deal out of it every Christmas.

Every freaking Christmas.

With the presents and the candy and the decorations

and the Christmas carolling and all that bullshit.

And then when I was.

I don't know 1011?

He got laid off, and that Christmas could even afford a tree.

No Christmas dinner, no gifts, nothing.

Not a cooler Dick.

My name is my neighbours all they had it all.

Make sure that your tag cheered within window marking me.

So Christmas Eve rolls around and.

And wait for your body go to bed.

And then I snuck in there and take it on.

Only problem was that the Gramps got up to take a piss

of the two were scared the shit out of each other and.

Fell down the stairs

and broke his neck and he died in the hospital.

Everybody thought that it did, and every time I tried to tell him,

I tried to tell him that.

Anyway, maybe it did do it.

Maybe I did push it.

Well, fucker.

So you see, Christmas ruined my life, okay.

But you know what?

It set me on the path and made me the great man

that I am today.

I'm sorry, Jim.

I really AM.

But I did gifts at the Christmas tree.

I don't get involved in people's lives.

Ohh yeah, yeah, well maybe you fucking shut.

Ohh.

How do you know your name?

Porn.

What's your excuse, huh?

When I get you out huffy bike,

you want it back in 82 one you wrote me a 50 times about.

But you curate well.

You made your brother eat worms.

That's naughty.

How does he know about my bike?

So lucky guest like hey, do you like big tits?

Come out.

Every kid wants a fucking bike.

You're going to tell me who you work for?

You got 5 seconds?

You tell me who you really are.

5432 uncertain.

The clause will not anymore.

This is slowly.

Doing this Santa magic.

There's no.

It's not snow, it's Styrofoam.

I told you this guy's a big fucking.

Ohh.

Where do you go?

We're up to chilli.

I saw it.

I don't know.

He had a rate of some policies from that.

Just yanked him up.

You can't sit up there.

It's impossible when you see one weird thing

and then you think you're a fairytale.

Approaching Oh my God.

It's just right there.

It's the extraction team.

Pull yourself together.

And that is the sound of my kill squad.

Oh oh oh you're visiting fuck now, huh?

What are you going to do little else bitch?

Ohh.

Rave.

Purple.

Ohh.

Morgan's gonna save us.

Jean Claude van Dipshit just ditched us, sweetie.

Hold your fire.

Easy, easy.

Identify yourself.

Did you?

More his steel.

The actor.

Played a lot of soldiers in my career.

Can I just say thank you for your service, said Rafi.

What's the situation in time?

Bunch of ex military guys like I warn you, they know you're coming.

I think they're ready for you and they better be.

We're on a tight schedule.

Shit.

Ohh.

All right, let's move out.

Come.

I thought you're 10 minutes late.

What kept you?

Looks to me like your nan's got a hole in it.

Or are you just letting your hostages out for some exercise?

No, no, no.

We got a wild go for running around complication

and causing problems.

Lights don't.

Security.

I don't think so.

Some intruder dressed as Santa.

But I'm telling you, I'm telling there's something weird about him either.

Real Santa.

The fact that she just sat there, not that she's choking.

My spot.

I'll take care of him.

Betty, go find this asshole.

Now let's unwrap our presents, shall we?

All right, you're not the man.

Time to kill Santa.

He's on the route.

You.

Right, sugar plum, hit that button.

Here we go.

Skeleton game.

He open matches stick better fucking work pushing my career for this.

My reputation.

Yeah.

Then you could buy yourself a new rap.

As a kid, I loved unwrapping Christmas presents

so much that my mom would wrap empty boxes for me.

I didn't care that nothing was inside.

Is this a fucking joke?

Standing fucking bigger.

I'm telling you, my Intel was rock solid.

I had guys on the inside.

300 million in cash here yesterday to this fucking mansion.

Somebody must have intercepted it.

Shaun of a bitch.

hey

Ohh.

Ohh.

You know you okay.

Here.

Back to the burger should look through annoyingness.

You never catch you too much too long.

I'm sorry, I think this is 32.

Yeah, it's not working.

Just grows and grows.

He's in that structure.

Money.

Cam's on.

You make a wish this time, Sam.

Just this once, you could have anything in this world.

What would it be?

I wish I could see Mrs Claus again.

How much do you love her?

Then you make that wish come true.

Shit.

No, no, no, no.

Ohh.

Ohh.

He's got these guys.

They're naughty.

And what you do to the naughty ones?

I give my love for calm.

Yeah, give them their laps.

Take that cold and shove it, stranger anuses, yeah?

Right up.

Each of these guys.

Fuck.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

What the fuck is my money?

Where's the money?

Ohh.

Right.

Have been the sweetheart up to now, but that's all over.

No more fucking games where the money.

I will shoot every last one of you and enjoy it.

It's in the vault.

I just rubbed in the box

and the money been in there

and have a different expression on my face.

Possible.

Takes days to get into that thing.

Not if we have the keys, lightstone.

Mark.

You can't trust anyone these days.

I'm not sure how, but you, one of your shithead kids,

moved the money and this upsets me.

And upsets me in a way

that makes me want to just randomly shoot at people.

Hold on, just sorry.

What?

What?

What if you randomly shoot the only person who knows where it is?

Ohh, fuck you people.

We waited.

Further down.

Suck on this.

Guys.

What the hell is going on?

Send.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Jesus Christ.

Ohh.

Big Dick.

Ohh.

God.

Fucking stuff.

Or something.

Shit.

Grade two would never trust anybody

who wasn't blood with this kind of info, so.

The Inlaws wouldn't know shit.

Which means that I can shoot her

unless you tell me where the fucking money is.

Ralph.

I swear, blow her brains out unless you tell me where the money went.

Okay, yeah, I did.

I know the money.

Well, only leverage.

Don't do it.

Don't you find out that we were coming in.

I was stealing it.

Yeah.

Coincidence.

I was trying to take the money and leave with my wife and daughter tonight

and never come back here.

Ohh.

And then my mom would read the note with a whiskey in the morning

and know what I had done.

For years I have been telling you to stop caring about your mother's fucking money

and you think the solution was to steal a bunch of it.

Yeah, it does sound stupid when you say it like that.

How can you do this right now?

It's disgusting.

After all, the mother has given us come on,

everything she ever gave us,

she made damn sure

we knew she had the power to take right back fighters.

Years grovelling to you.

Meanwhile, I was destroying the only good thing in my life.

How we do it, you know, family therapy or do eyes.

Yeah, enough of the sharing bullshit, alright, what you put it?

This little idiot.

Hey.

I'm coming.

You know who'll be traps don't work unless you hide them.

Do a little more on.

Jesus.

You would fuck.

You was fine.

Thank you.

Ohh.

You're so fucking bright.

Ohh.

Thank you.

Ohh.

Where?

Ohh.

Yeah.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Nah.

Yeah.

Ohh.

Down.

Fucking.

I got you now, kid.

I call you guys.

Move for this shit.

And.

Ohh.

Ohh.

You.

I truly.

Hey, booby traps.

Like in the movie.

It was so funny.

Trailer 2.

Just a favour.

Just turn around and.

Close your eyes.

Maybe put your fingers in your ears and mouth.

Sing Jingle Bells slow as you can.

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle.

The much murder and innocent child.

In the morning.

Money.

It's part of the Whitestone legacy.

We're horrible people.

So I get why you did what you did.

When your grandfather told me

I'd never run the company because a girl doesn't have it fixed.

I had to snatch their hands away from him.

But the point is, I might.

Stone takes what's theirs.

I'm proud of you, son.

All right, where the hell is it?

Only single sign.

The three wise men presented it with gifts of frankincense.

Murder.

And cold hard cash loaded up, boys.

Alright, we're securing the money.

Kill the hostages and meet us outside.

Ohh.

Ohh, it's fine Burt.

Everything's fine, OK.

Everybody get up.

It's time for a murder, mom.

Come on.

You don't wanna kill us.

You really don't.

Ohh yes I do.

I really, really, really do.

And I've gotta start with you.

Good.

You gotta tell me when it first help hurt.

You wanna squeeze him being a little shit before you die, bird Trude.

I say shoot him first.

What?

No, no, no.

Don't shoot him.

Don't shoot him first hand.

Don't you call him a little shit, you gold digging bitch.

Okay, I changed my mind.

Shoot the alcoholic bitch first.

You're golden.

Career I'm gonna fucking.

Number.

Just a grass and barrel.

Why don't you die with some dignity?

Yeah.

You.

Preserving your father?

Fucking that.

Is he?

Easy dude.

Yeah.

Thanks, Linda.

Well, it's nice to do something as a family for a change.

Ohh.

Yeah.

That was from Morgan.

He may have been stupid, but he was very, very hot.

Truly funny.

What me?

Okay, okay,

this is my friend.

Santa.

What the fuck?

I can't think you're not Mr Claus.

Please call me Sam.

You never should get out of here.

It's dangerous.

They took my husband and her grandmother.

Anybody know how to work these gizmos?

I think so.

I used to have with my dad.

Ohh.

The fuck?

Offer me.

What?

Ohh.

What?

Ohh.

Ohh.

Jesus.

Sorry.

Do we?

Let us, Mr Cross, we got this.

This guy.

He said with Mr Claus.

She's in the house.

She's okay.

She said.

Ohh sick.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Come on, come on.

Yeah, I'll be here.

Over here.

Thank God.

Come on.

Yeah.

Ohh.

Fuck.

Ohh.

You're real.

You're him.

And you?

What I've been trying to tell you.

God damn Santa Claus.

It's just not your night, pal.

Ohh, I don't know, I think you're wrong.

Think my whole shitty life booked up to this moment.

Because when I kill you.

This whole God damn holiday finally ends.

Whatever it takes.

Christmas dies tonight.

What?

The last Christmas.

Getting.

You still believe?

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

I have no idea what the fuck is going on here.

Ohh.

But this ends now.

Damn right it does.

Pretty careful.

Yeah.

No.

From now.

You saved my daughter.

Ohh.

She saved me.

Help.

Please help me, honey.

I don't think there's anything we can do.

It's too late for that.

Too late.

I'm cold.

Hmm.

But you called in years.

We need to keep him warm.

All the fires are going out.

We need to find something to burn.

I got an idea.

Ohh.

No, no, no, no, no, no chasing, no reason.

I would want you to die.

Jason, let's slow this down.

What are you doing?

More than any man shot her life, she's pretty much dead.

What the hell is happening?

You know, for money.

Dyson, you have to get up the bottom of Christmas magic.

Sorry.

I'm

sorry I can't give you what you asked for.

What you did?

Please don't die, we go.

Wake up.

We need to get them close to the farm, Jason.

Just wake up.

Clean.

Ohh.

Oh, I am so so sorry.

This man.

This brave, brave man who every was staying.

The real Santa he is.

I still believe in it.

I'm always playing with Santa.

I believe in him too.

He saved Trudy.

He saved our family.

Was realer than that.

Then maybe.

I believe in him too.

Ah, so do I.

Shit.

I guess.

I guess I do too.

Fuck me, I will leave too.

Ohh my dad.

You.

You were dead.

Christmas magic.

I still don't really understand.

Ohh works.

Ohh.

Thank you.

I don't know how we can ever repay you.

Well, you brought me back from the dead, so we'll call you.

Hey man, we just burned half $1,000,000.

Look at her look cocaine.

Now you're sure.

You're gonna die.

Come back after all these works.

Fun, huh?

You know what should make you guys into a Stew?

Yes,

yes, I'm talking to you.

Two friends, Sir.

You got my sack?

My spirit, you went home and you got my spare sack.

I can't stay mad at you.

I thought.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Our beautiful skull crusher.

This isn't goodbye.

I gotta go.

You have to.

It's Christmas Eve and that's a lot of boys and girls

on the nice list that want their presents, you know?

Thank you.

For what?

For believing in me.

Reminding me that Christmas still matters.

And I still.

Back.

He gave me my hope.

Ohh.

All right, get out of here.

Who is?

No dancer, Prancer, vixen.

Ohh.

Ohh.

We.

Ohh.

ohh