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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:04,497 (calm music) 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:10,832 --> 00:00:11,665 - [Riley Voiceover] I wish I could tell you that 5 00:00:11,665 --> 00:00:14,665 all this shit never really happened. 6 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:25,895 And it was all a figment of my active 7 00:00:25,895 --> 00:00:28,978 imagination or just some weird dream. 8 00:00:35,093 --> 00:00:35,926 I wish. 9 00:00:43,847 --> 00:00:45,180 Yeah, that's me. 10 00:00:47,367 --> 00:00:51,534 I'm wearing my sky blue shirt today, must be Wednesday. 11 00:00:54,551 --> 00:00:55,384 Holy shit. 12 00:00:59,190 --> 00:01:00,341 I don't even know the first thing 13 00:01:00,341 --> 00:01:03,511 about this woman but she now represents 14 00:01:03,511 --> 00:01:06,761 everything that's missing from my life. 15 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:10,860 I wonder what she looks like naked. 16 00:01:18,327 --> 00:01:21,255 If she asks me to get off at the next stop 17 00:01:21,255 --> 00:01:24,199 and run away with her to some deserted island 18 00:01:24,199 --> 00:01:27,894 where I could watch here frolic butt naked in the sand, 19 00:01:27,894 --> 00:01:31,644 well I'd have to think long and hard about it 20 00:01:31,847 --> 00:01:36,014 before I remembered I already have a wife I'm stuck with. 21 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:40,887 And there she is everyone, the love of my life, 22 00:01:40,887 --> 00:01:43,804 the yin to my yang, my wife Carrie. 23 00:01:44,999 --> 00:01:46,983 We married right out of college. 24 00:01:46,983 --> 00:01:48,119 Seven years later I feel like 25 00:01:48,119 --> 00:01:50,869 I'm living with a total stranger. 26 00:01:51,031 --> 00:01:53,047 It's not that I hate her, 27 00:01:53,047 --> 00:01:56,130 I just don't like anything about her. 28 00:01:57,158 --> 00:01:59,028 The way it takes her forever 29 00:01:59,028 --> 00:02:01,695 to pay at the check out counter. 30 00:02:02,951 --> 00:02:04,201 - I'm sorry I-- 31 00:02:04,327 --> 00:02:06,711 I can pay with a card Carrie if you want. 32 00:02:06,711 --> 00:02:07,544 - No. 33 00:02:07,607 --> 00:02:09,015 - [Riley Voiceover] Oh God her laugh, 34 00:02:09,015 --> 00:02:11,127 its so fucking terrible, it's so bad. 35 00:02:11,127 --> 00:02:13,960 (Carrie laughing) 36 00:02:14,791 --> 00:02:16,711 Basically I just don't like the way 37 00:02:16,711 --> 00:02:18,903 she doesn't understand me at all. 38 00:02:18,903 --> 00:02:19,736 - Hey. 39 00:02:21,095 --> 00:02:21,928 - Hey. 40 00:02:24,007 --> 00:02:25,957 - I thought basketball season was over. 41 00:02:25,957 --> 00:02:28,071 - It it's this is the ESPN classics. 42 00:02:28,071 --> 00:02:31,321 - [Carrie] So this is like an old game? 43 00:02:31,463 --> 00:02:32,296 - Yeah. 44 00:02:33,271 --> 00:02:36,501 - Seriously, you're watching a game that already happened? 45 00:02:36,501 --> 00:02:38,551 What the fuck is the point of that? 46 00:02:38,551 --> 00:02:41,384 - It's game six in the '98 finals. 47 00:02:42,423 --> 00:02:46,256 Michael Jordan, six championships, how do you? 48 00:02:48,631 --> 00:02:50,131 - You're pathetic. 49 00:02:50,403 --> 00:02:51,986 - [Riley] Love you. 50 00:02:53,527 --> 00:02:57,110 - [Riley Voiceover] This is my boss, Janet. 51 00:02:57,319 --> 00:02:59,652 She's a total fucking bitch. 52 00:03:00,695 --> 00:03:01,695 Look at her. 53 00:03:02,035 --> 00:03:03,047 - Does that make sense to you? 54 00:03:03,047 --> 00:03:03,880 - [Riley Voiceover] I can't believe 55 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:04,713 I wanted to fuck this woman. 56 00:03:04,713 --> 00:03:06,153 - 'Cause it seems like it doesn't make sense to you. 57 00:03:06,153 --> 00:03:08,489 I mean it makes sense to me, but I'm smart. 58 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:09,417 - [Riley Voiceover] Now I wish nothing more 59 00:03:09,417 --> 00:03:10,821 than to duct tape her mouth shut 60 00:03:10,821 --> 00:03:12,297 and shove her lifeless body into frozen 61 00:03:12,297 --> 00:03:15,547 Lake Michigan in the middle of January. 62 00:03:17,129 --> 00:03:18,129 Is that bad? 63 00:03:18,508 --> 00:03:19,481 - It won't happen again. 64 00:03:19,481 --> 00:03:21,561 - [Riley Voiceover] I hate my job. 65 00:03:21,561 --> 00:03:23,991 I hate everything about it but most of all 66 00:03:23,991 --> 00:03:27,991 I hate all the stupid assholes that I work with. 67 00:03:29,561 --> 00:03:32,041 I hate the dumb chit chat from Mark, 68 00:03:32,041 --> 00:03:34,613 the charisma sucking dipshit lazy ass 69 00:03:34,613 --> 00:03:36,148 who stands at the edge of my cubicle 70 00:03:36,148 --> 00:03:38,713 for 20 minutes at a time instructing me 71 00:03:38,713 --> 00:03:40,712 to watch these dumb ass YouTube videos 72 00:03:40,712 --> 00:03:42,601 of the cat parties he throws. 73 00:03:42,601 --> 00:03:43,769 - You look at that Samson. 74 00:03:43,769 --> 00:03:46,352 He's a little shy guy isn't he? 75 00:03:46,537 --> 00:03:47,370 - Three five two one. 76 00:03:47,370 --> 00:03:48,504 - And so I was getting down there. 77 00:03:48,504 --> 00:03:50,121 - [Riley Voiceover] And Molly, who constantly 78 00:03:50,121 --> 00:03:54,151 describes every sorted detail of her sexual exploits. 79 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:56,137 - And he asks me, hey you wanna get real weird? 80 00:03:56,137 --> 00:03:59,271 And you know me man, I'm down for anything bro. 81 00:03:59,271 --> 00:04:00,185 - [Riley Voiceover] I mean the stuff 82 00:04:00,185 --> 00:04:01,511 that comes out of this woman's mouth. 83 00:04:01,511 --> 00:04:04,594 - He pulled out a butt plug you know. 84 00:04:04,631 --> 00:04:07,961 And I'm talking it was a massive butt plug bro. 85 00:04:07,961 --> 00:04:08,870 - [Riley Voiceover] It'll haunt your dreams. 86 00:04:08,870 --> 00:04:12,009 - It was giant, we had a real weekend of it. 87 00:04:12,009 --> 00:04:13,926 - That's awesome Molly. 88 00:04:14,583 --> 00:04:17,673 - [Riley Voiceover] But worst of all is the stupid parties 89 00:04:17,673 --> 00:04:20,345 these people have for the most minute occasions. 90 00:04:20,345 --> 00:04:22,409 - I mean you've seen my vanilla kind of cupcake. 91 00:04:22,409 --> 00:04:23,577 - [Riley Voiceover] This one is a going away party 92 00:04:23,577 --> 00:04:27,410 for Betsy, our temporary department assistant. 93 00:04:27,737 --> 00:04:30,406 - No people usually cook for me actually. 94 00:04:30,406 --> 00:04:31,239 - [Riley Voiceover] We've had seven different 95 00:04:31,239 --> 00:04:33,497 temps this year, and seven different parties for 96 00:04:33,497 --> 00:04:35,929 each and every one of these fuckers. 97 00:04:35,929 --> 00:04:37,849 - They must send those guys to like 98 00:04:37,849 --> 00:04:40,297 some kind of school or something you know. 99 00:04:40,297 --> 00:04:44,297 They just work at the grocery store like if you. 100 00:04:47,665 --> 00:04:50,415 Awe see that's good, that's good. 101 00:04:50,561 --> 00:04:51,825 Like I don't know if it's psychosomatic, 102 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:53,329 but I taste blueberries. 103 00:04:53,329 --> 00:04:54,208 - [Betsy] Really. 104 00:04:54,208 --> 00:04:55,361 - [Mark] Blue, right. 105 00:04:55,361 --> 00:04:56,382 - [Riley Voiceover] At some point I made up 106 00:04:56,382 --> 00:04:58,721 a phony digestive disorder just so 107 00:04:58,721 --> 00:05:02,888 I could get away from my cubicle without being questioned. 108 00:05:04,481 --> 00:05:06,981 I spend a lot of time in here. 109 00:05:08,945 --> 00:05:10,865 Carrie always suggest that we meet up 110 00:05:10,865 --> 00:05:13,782 and hang out at trendy restaurants. 111 00:05:14,321 --> 00:05:15,761 It makes her feel like she's in 112 00:05:15,761 --> 00:05:19,344 some Meg Ryan romantic comedy or something. 113 00:05:20,644 --> 00:05:21,894 I don't get it. 114 00:05:24,609 --> 00:05:26,561 Since we don't ever have anything to talk about 115 00:05:26,561 --> 00:05:29,894 I just find our little dates depressing. 116 00:05:42,705 --> 00:05:45,705 Carrie has the worst taste in books. 117 00:05:46,241 --> 00:05:47,921 She only reads trendy shit that's been 118 00:05:47,921 --> 00:05:50,161 on the best seller list forever but she still has 119 00:05:50,161 --> 00:05:53,661 the audacity to believe that she's unique. 120 00:05:59,585 --> 00:06:01,585 - Riley we need to talk. 121 00:06:01,889 --> 00:06:02,722 - Okay. 122 00:06:04,032 --> 00:06:06,282 - This is going to be hard. 123 00:06:06,719 --> 00:06:07,552 - What? 124 00:06:08,753 --> 00:06:10,657 - [Voiceover] Oh God, she's putting on 125 00:06:10,657 --> 00:06:13,407 her best Meryl Streep impression. 126 00:06:13,633 --> 00:06:16,257 She usually only does this when someone dies, 127 00:06:16,257 --> 00:06:20,049 or her favorite singer gets kicked of of American Idol. 128 00:06:20,049 --> 00:06:21,382 - I met someone. 129 00:06:24,161 --> 00:06:25,457 - What does that mean? 130 00:06:25,457 --> 00:06:29,624 - It means I met someone else and I think I want a divorce. 131 00:06:30,145 --> 00:06:32,849 - Are you breaking up with me at a restaurant? 132 00:06:32,849 --> 00:06:34,785 - I'm not trying to intentionally hurt you. 133 00:06:34,785 --> 00:06:36,868 It just sort of happened. 134 00:06:38,097 --> 00:06:38,993 - [Riley] Who is he? 135 00:06:38,993 --> 00:06:40,129 - It doesn't matter who he is. 136 00:06:40,129 --> 00:06:43,345 - Of course it matters, what are you talking about? 137 00:06:43,345 --> 00:06:44,945 - [Carrie] Just someone I met at work. 138 00:06:44,945 --> 00:06:47,585 - At work, are you fucking kidding me? 139 00:06:47,585 --> 00:06:49,409 - Calm down people are staring. 140 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,869 - I don't give a shit, what are you looking at? 141 00:06:51,869 --> 00:06:52,813 - Riley get a hold of yourself - Chicken fingers? 142 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:54,146 How old are you? 143 00:06:54,429 --> 00:06:55,262 - Enough. 144 00:06:58,349 --> 00:07:00,765 - Let me guess, Tony, seen the way he looks at you. 145 00:07:00,765 --> 00:07:02,140 The guy practically fucks you in his mind. 146 00:07:02,140 --> 00:07:03,197 - It's not Tony. 147 00:07:03,197 --> 00:07:04,093 - [Riley] Ryan? 148 00:07:04,093 --> 00:07:04,926 - Ew, no. 149 00:07:05,501 --> 00:07:07,668 - Don't tell me it's Jeff. 150 00:07:11,219 --> 00:07:12,052 Seriously? 151 00:07:14,022 --> 00:07:16,214 The guy smells like a sweaty nut sack all the time. 152 00:07:16,214 --> 00:07:17,460 - That's because he's a personal trainer 153 00:07:17,460 --> 00:07:19,702 and he sweats for a living. 154 00:07:19,702 --> 00:07:20,582 - [Riley] You're pathetic. 155 00:07:20,582 --> 00:07:21,832 - I'm pathetic? 156 00:07:24,534 --> 00:07:26,102 - So when you said for better or worse, 157 00:07:26,102 --> 00:07:27,590 what you really meant was until someone 158 00:07:27,590 --> 00:07:31,673 you could fuck with better abs comes along right? 159 00:07:36,090 --> 00:07:40,257 I can't believe I wasted seven years of my life with you. 160 00:07:41,626 --> 00:07:43,274 You know I wasn't enjoying this either. 161 00:07:43,274 --> 00:07:44,266 But I made it work 'cause that's 162 00:07:44,266 --> 00:07:46,170 what grown ups are supposed to do. 163 00:07:46,170 --> 00:07:48,253 - This isn't easy for me. 164 00:07:48,602 --> 00:07:49,594 - What's that I can't hear you 165 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:52,360 with Jeff's three inch dick in your mouth. 166 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:55,082 - I know that you're upset but focusing on the negatives 167 00:07:55,082 --> 00:07:57,962 is not going to get us through this situation. 168 00:07:57,962 --> 00:08:00,058 - Spare me your psych major bullshit okay. 169 00:08:00,058 --> 00:08:01,546 You flunked out of college remember. 170 00:08:01,546 --> 00:08:04,520 - You know I had to drop out because I had mono. 171 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:05,402 - You had the flu. 172 00:08:05,402 --> 00:08:09,485 - No it was really bad mono, even my doctor said. 173 00:08:09,882 --> 00:08:11,049 - [Riley] God. 174 00:08:14,298 --> 00:08:15,305 - Dr. Phil says-- 175 00:08:15,305 --> 00:08:16,410 - [Riley] Oh Jesus Christ. 176 00:08:16,410 --> 00:08:19,530 - That you should live the life that you love. 177 00:08:19,530 --> 00:08:20,906 And he and his wife have been married 178 00:08:20,906 --> 00:08:22,186 for a really long time and I think 179 00:08:22,186 --> 00:08:25,014 that he knows what he's talking about. 180 00:08:25,014 --> 00:08:29,181 And you know that this hasn't been good for a long time. 181 00:08:29,306 --> 00:08:30,556 - Yeah no shit. 182 00:08:33,738 --> 00:08:34,634 - Why don't you just take the apartment 183 00:08:34,634 --> 00:08:36,888 to yourself for the next couple of days. 184 00:08:36,888 --> 00:08:40,188 - Oh thank you Carrie, that's real nice of you. 185 00:08:40,188 --> 00:08:43,771 - [Carrie] What do you want me to do Riley? 186 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,276 - So what you'd thought you'd bring me 187 00:08:47,276 --> 00:08:49,856 to a public place, I wouldn't cause a scene. 188 00:08:49,856 --> 00:08:52,991 - Well we both know how emotional you are. 189 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:53,824 And I figured maybe you wouldn't 190 00:08:53,824 --> 00:08:56,574 say something that you regretted. 191 00:08:57,536 --> 00:08:58,640 - Excuse me everybody. 192 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:00,560 - [Carrie] Riley sit down. 193 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:03,393 - Everyone, this woman is a whore. 194 00:09:04,464 --> 00:09:06,047 - Riley, oh my God. 195 00:09:06,207 --> 00:09:08,790 - [Riley] A dirty, dirty whore. 196 00:09:10,208 --> 00:09:11,840 Just thought you all should know. 197 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:13,757 - Really really mature. 198 00:09:14,496 --> 00:09:16,784 - Enjoy your life with Jeff McSweaty Balls. 199 00:09:16,784 --> 00:09:18,112 And sorry for insulting you about your chicken nuggets, 200 00:09:18,112 --> 00:09:20,779 I love chicken nuggets, fuck it. 201 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:26,788 - Hi how can I help you? 202 00:09:26,788 --> 00:09:28,168 - Yeah I need to talk to Jeff. 203 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:29,992 - Is he expecting you? 204 00:09:29,992 --> 00:09:32,888 - Doubtful, can you just go get him please? 205 00:09:32,888 --> 00:09:34,184 - Well I can't just go and get him 206 00:09:34,184 --> 00:09:35,705 if he's not expecting you. 207 00:09:35,705 --> 00:09:36,966 - Just go get Jeff will you? 208 00:09:36,966 --> 00:09:38,581 - Well you need to calm down before I can go and get Jeff. 209 00:09:38,581 --> 00:09:40,414 - Riley what's up man? 210 00:09:41,048 --> 00:09:42,381 - Don't do that. 211 00:09:42,552 --> 00:09:43,385 - Do what? 212 00:09:44,664 --> 00:09:46,164 - We need to talk. 213 00:10:00,296 --> 00:10:02,796 - Riley what's going on buddy? 214 00:10:04,453 --> 00:10:06,953 (punch lands) 215 00:10:07,368 --> 00:10:08,868 - She's all yours. 216 00:10:11,735 --> 00:10:14,152 (calm music) 217 00:10:19,224 --> 00:10:20,057 - [Riley Voiceover] Even though my marriage 218 00:10:20,057 --> 00:10:22,307 only ended a few hours ago, 219 00:10:23,224 --> 00:10:26,141 it's weird to be back in our house. 220 00:10:29,688 --> 00:10:31,105 I'm not sure why. 221 00:10:31,304 --> 00:10:32,760 I mean I know I haven't been in love with her 222 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:34,487 for a long time but thinking about how 223 00:10:34,487 --> 00:10:38,654 I've wasted years of my life with the wrong person 224 00:10:39,328 --> 00:10:43,495 makes me very (glass shatters) angry. 225 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:48,435 - Bitch, fucking bitch. (grunts) 226 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:49,873 Fuck you! 227 00:10:50,176 --> 00:10:51,312 - [Riley Voiceover] There have only been 228 00:10:51,312 --> 00:10:52,752 two moments in my life where I have gotten 229 00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:56,085 so angry that I momentarily blacked out. 230 00:10:57,092 --> 00:10:58,932 The first time beating up Cory Henderson 231 00:10:58,932 --> 00:11:03,099 in the fourth grade because he called me a homo, and this. 232 00:11:07,842 --> 00:11:10,342 Awe, Carrie's favorite pillow, 233 00:11:10,450 --> 00:11:12,656 I think there's a little tear in it. 234 00:11:12,656 --> 00:11:16,156 Let me go ahead and fix that, there we go. 235 00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:20,766 That's nice. 236 00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:25,280 (knocking) 237 00:11:25,430 --> 00:11:26,680 - [Mark] Riley. 238 00:11:27,766 --> 00:11:29,782 (knocking) 239 00:11:29,782 --> 00:11:30,615 Yo, Riley. 240 00:11:32,286 --> 00:11:33,119 - What? 241 00:11:33,502 --> 00:11:36,419 - You okay man, you look like shit. 242 00:11:37,886 --> 00:11:39,006 - [Riley] What do you want? 243 00:11:39,006 --> 00:11:41,150 - Janet wants to see you in her office. 244 00:11:41,150 --> 00:11:43,733 Oh and FYI, the beast is angry. 245 00:11:47,550 --> 00:11:49,133 Good job on the White Shirt Wednesday. 246 00:11:49,133 --> 00:11:50,383 - Alright Mark. 247 00:11:59,582 --> 00:12:01,249 - It happened again. 248 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:05,106 - [Riley] What happened again? 249 00:12:05,106 --> 00:12:08,241 - Another mistake you should of caught. 250 00:12:08,241 --> 00:12:09,074 - Okay. 251 00:12:10,574 --> 00:12:11,407 - Okay? 252 00:12:12,431 --> 00:12:14,610 - What do you want me to say Janet? 253 00:12:14,610 --> 00:12:16,546 - I want you to explain to me why 254 00:12:16,546 --> 00:12:19,463 we keep having these conversations. 255 00:12:20,530 --> 00:12:23,826 - I don't have an explanation for you okay. 256 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:26,659 It was a mistake, mistakes happen. 257 00:12:26,978 --> 00:12:28,690 That's why they call them mistakes. 258 00:12:28,690 --> 00:12:30,130 - [Janet] Not on my watch they don't. 259 00:12:30,130 --> 00:12:31,880 - Apparently they do. 260 00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:33,002 - Excuse me? 261 00:12:33,215 --> 00:12:35,548 - I said apparently they do. 262 00:12:36,994 --> 00:12:39,400 - Listen, I don't know what's 263 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:42,067 going on in your life right now. 264 00:12:42,167 --> 00:12:45,528 Whether you're having family or personal problems, 265 00:12:45,528 --> 00:12:47,611 and frankly I don't care. 266 00:12:47,944 --> 00:12:50,280 When you're here I expect you to 267 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:52,760 be focused and committed to your work. 268 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:55,032 Now if this is something you can't handle 269 00:12:55,032 --> 00:12:56,296 then maybe you should think about 270 00:12:56,296 --> 00:12:59,046 getting a different line of work. 271 00:13:03,944 --> 00:13:08,111 - You know Janet, for once I actually agree with you. 272 00:13:12,388 --> 00:13:14,221 - What does that mean? 273 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:18,707 - It means I fucking quit, yeah. 274 00:13:24,248 --> 00:13:25,460 - That's seriously what you want? 275 00:13:25,460 --> 00:13:29,543 - Yes it is, more than anything in the world yes. 276 00:13:30,424 --> 00:13:32,872 - Well maybe you should take a minute 277 00:13:32,872 --> 00:13:36,021 and use your brain and talk this through. 278 00:13:36,021 --> 00:13:38,938 - No no no, I'm done talking, yeah. 279 00:13:42,247 --> 00:13:44,664 (calm music) 280 00:13:49,464 --> 00:13:52,547 Oh and feel free to go fuck yourself. 281 00:13:53,784 --> 00:13:56,367 (upbeat music) 282 00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:08,955 - [Riley Voiceover] After Carrie saw 283 00:14:08,955 --> 00:14:10,636 how I trashed the apartment she stuck 284 00:14:10,636 --> 00:14:12,316 a restraining order on me and demanded 285 00:14:12,316 --> 00:14:15,149 I move out by the end of the week. 286 00:14:16,844 --> 00:14:18,677 Can't say I blame her. 287 00:14:23,212 --> 00:14:24,556 There's something sad about seeing a place 288 00:14:24,556 --> 00:14:28,723 you've lived in for awhile knowing it will be the last time. 289 00:14:33,836 --> 00:14:35,419 - No, no no no, no. 290 00:14:40,155 --> 00:14:42,508 - [Bystander] Hey you looking for that van? 291 00:14:42,508 --> 00:14:46,220 - Yeah what, did you see what happened to it? 292 00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:50,154 - Yeah some guy hopped in the front seat and took off. 293 00:14:50,154 --> 00:14:52,571 - Why didn't you do anything? 294 00:14:53,129 --> 00:14:54,629 - Wasn't my truck. 295 00:14:56,556 --> 00:14:58,723 - Are you fucking serious? 296 00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:07,152 Of course, how could my piece of shit life get any worse? 297 00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:13,093 Everything I own was in that fucking van. 298 00:15:16,380 --> 00:15:19,797 - You want to call the cops or something? 299 00:15:21,899 --> 00:15:22,732 - God. 300 00:15:24,952 --> 00:15:26,476 - [Riley Voiceover] A moment of panic kicks in 301 00:15:26,476 --> 00:15:29,948 when you realize you've lost every possession you own, 302 00:15:29,948 --> 00:15:34,108 but for me it was quickly replaced by a calming rush. 303 00:15:34,108 --> 00:15:36,691 Everything in my life was gone. 304 00:15:36,843 --> 00:15:38,223 - Can I bum a smoke? 305 00:15:38,223 --> 00:15:39,710 - [Riley Voiceover] But for some reason, 306 00:15:39,710 --> 00:15:40,543 - Yeah. 307 00:15:40,592 --> 00:15:43,425 - [Riley Voiceover] I didn't care. 308 00:15:51,504 --> 00:15:54,416 - Do you want to report the van stolen or? 309 00:15:54,416 --> 00:15:55,249 - Fuck it. 310 00:16:01,312 --> 00:16:02,729 Just stuff right? 311 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:07,633 - Right. 312 00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:11,581 - Thanks for the smoke. 313 00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:17,544 - [Bystander] Hey man what about your box? 314 00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,044 - [Riley] Keep it. 315 00:16:20,216 --> 00:16:22,633 (calm music) 316 00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:17,135 - [Sam] Hey man come here! 317 00:17:18,984 --> 00:17:19,817 - What? 318 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,290 - [Sam] Yeah man come here! 319 00:17:24,296 --> 00:17:25,129 Come here! 320 00:17:35,207 --> 00:17:36,040 - [Riley] What? 321 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:36,904 - [Sam] You got a light? 322 00:17:36,904 --> 00:17:38,200 - Light no no, you shouldn't, 323 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,888 school property you shouldn't smoke here. 324 00:17:40,888 --> 00:17:43,138 - Hey man what's your name? 325 00:17:43,509 --> 00:17:44,342 - Riley. 326 00:17:45,048 --> 00:17:45,881 - Riley? 327 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:50,153 What kind of fucking name is that? 328 00:17:50,664 --> 00:17:52,470 - I don't know a regular one. 329 00:17:52,470 --> 00:17:55,272 - [Sam] Yeah well not around here pal. 330 00:17:55,272 --> 00:17:56,105 - Okay. 331 00:17:56,632 --> 00:17:59,632 - Name's Sam, friends call me Sammy. 332 00:18:01,712 --> 00:18:04,144 My real name's Samuel but nobody calls me that. 333 00:18:04,144 --> 00:18:06,227 Can I ask you a question? 334 00:18:06,797 --> 00:18:07,630 - What? 335 00:18:08,352 --> 00:18:11,435 - Do you think you could kick my ass? 336 00:18:11,764 --> 00:18:13,014 - Fuck you man. 337 00:18:13,032 --> 00:18:14,699 - Nah seriously man. 338 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,904 If we were in a fight do you think you could kick my ass? 339 00:18:16,904 --> 00:18:18,776 - I don't know do you want to find out? 340 00:18:18,776 --> 00:18:21,359 (Sam laughing) 341 00:18:21,672 --> 00:18:25,125 - Holy shit, yeah look at the stones on this dude. 342 00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:27,292 I like this mother fucker. 343 00:18:29,224 --> 00:18:31,541 - Seriously dude, back the fuck off. 344 00:18:31,541 --> 00:18:32,958 - Just calm down. 345 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:36,728 I didn't come out here to get my ass kicked. 346 00:18:36,728 --> 00:18:38,728 - Then what do you want? 347 00:18:38,936 --> 00:18:40,200 - Where do you live? 348 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,704 - Why do you want to know? 349 00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,512 - Well look around man. 350 00:18:43,512 --> 00:18:44,871 We're in the middle of fucking nowhere 351 00:18:44,871 --> 00:18:47,512 and I haven't talked to anybody new in ages. 352 00:18:47,512 --> 00:18:48,600 - What do you want to act like a couple 353 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:49,784 of fucking girlfriends, talk about what 354 00:18:49,784 --> 00:18:51,816 we're gonna wear to school tomorrow or something? 355 00:18:51,816 --> 00:18:53,192 - Yes, more than anything. 356 00:18:53,192 --> 00:18:54,920 - Well I'm not fucking interested dude okay. 357 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:58,003 So just do me favor man and piss off. 358 00:18:58,774 --> 00:19:01,816 - Oh come on man just spare me like five minutes. 359 00:19:01,816 --> 00:19:04,066 - What do you want to know? 360 00:19:04,838 --> 00:19:06,588 - Where are you from? 361 00:19:07,192 --> 00:19:09,256 - I lived in Chicago for the last 10 years 362 00:19:09,256 --> 00:19:10,999 but I'm from Oklahoma okay. 363 00:19:10,999 --> 00:19:11,832 - No shit? 364 00:19:12,808 --> 00:19:13,641 - No shit. 365 00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,176 - You heading to Oklahoma now? 366 00:19:17,176 --> 00:19:18,009 - Yeah. 367 00:19:18,808 --> 00:19:19,725 - How come? 368 00:19:21,848 --> 00:19:23,064 - Because the last couple of days 369 00:19:23,064 --> 00:19:24,584 I found out my wife has been fucking 370 00:19:24,584 --> 00:19:26,228 some douche bag behind my back, 371 00:19:26,228 --> 00:19:27,400 the van that I was using to store 372 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,032 all my belongings in was stolen, 373 00:19:29,032 --> 00:19:31,878 and I told my boss to go fuck herself. 374 00:19:31,878 --> 00:19:33,545 - You like to party? 375 00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:35,193 - What? 376 00:19:35,576 --> 00:19:38,055 - Well you seem like a dude that needs to like 377 00:19:38,055 --> 00:19:41,638 stop using his brain for a little while so, 378 00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:46,041 you want to get fucked up with me? 379 00:19:48,248 --> 00:19:49,248 - Yeah okay. 380 00:19:50,584 --> 00:19:51,501 - Cool man. 381 00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:55,637 (calm music) 382 00:19:58,968 --> 00:19:59,801 See that's the problem nowadays, 383 00:19:59,801 --> 00:20:02,168 everybody wants to cross over like The Rock you know. 384 00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:05,560 Back in the day the supersize was what is was all about. 385 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:08,376 Where wrestling was at it's purest form. 386 00:20:08,376 --> 00:20:09,224 - Like Andre the Giant? 387 00:20:09,224 --> 00:20:11,896 - Like Andre the Giant, when the Hulkster pinned him, 388 00:20:11,896 --> 00:20:14,760 did the old scoop slam an tucked him into one, 389 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:18,927 forget about it, give me Superfly Snuka off the top rope. 390 00:20:23,084 --> 00:20:23,917 Oh fuck. 391 00:20:24,732 --> 00:20:25,836 (knocking on door) 392 00:20:25,836 --> 00:20:26,892 - Isn't this your house man? 393 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,180 - Yeah it is, it's just my girl. 394 00:20:29,180 --> 00:20:32,012 She gets a little paranoid sometimes. 395 00:20:32,012 --> 00:20:32,938 (knocking on door) 396 00:20:32,938 --> 00:20:34,605 Misty open the door. 397 00:20:37,964 --> 00:20:39,881 - Who the fuck is that? 398 00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:41,996 - He's a friend of mine. 399 00:20:41,996 --> 00:20:46,163 - [Misty] I've never seen him before what's his name? 400 00:20:46,635 --> 00:20:48,135 - Oh Riley, Riley. 401 00:20:50,444 --> 00:20:51,836 - He looks like a cop. 402 00:20:51,836 --> 00:20:53,253 - He's not a cop. 403 00:20:54,396 --> 00:20:55,980 You're not a cop right? 404 00:20:55,980 --> 00:20:57,647 - No, I'm not a cop. 405 00:20:59,436 --> 00:21:02,936 - Would you open the fucking door already? 406 00:21:03,868 --> 00:21:07,451 Thank you for allowing me into my own home. 407 00:21:08,874 --> 00:21:11,207 - Are you coming in or what? 408 00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:28,517 - I like your place, you been here long? 409 00:21:30,512 --> 00:21:31,929 - It's temporary. 410 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:34,832 - [Riley] 'Til when? 411 00:21:34,832 --> 00:21:38,915 - I don't know until the fucking owner finds out. 412 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,417 You can sit down if you want. 413 00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:44,527 - No I'm good. 414 00:21:46,464 --> 00:21:48,714 - So how do you know Sammy? 415 00:21:49,424 --> 00:21:50,863 - I just met him actually, 416 00:21:50,863 --> 00:21:53,535 under the bleachers at the high school. 417 00:21:53,535 --> 00:21:54,368 - Got it. 418 00:21:54,368 --> 00:21:56,320 - You were at the fucking bleachers? 419 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,111 I thought you were gonna go ask Mack for a job. 420 00:21:58,111 --> 00:21:59,028 - No, what? 421 00:22:00,446 --> 00:22:04,446 I was, I am, I, I, I just needed to relax first. 422 00:22:05,504 --> 00:22:06,421 - Bullshit. 423 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,832 - Why don't you get a fucking job? 424 00:22:08,832 --> 00:22:09,749 - Fuck you. 425 00:22:09,872 --> 00:22:10,789 - Fuck you. 426 00:22:11,616 --> 00:22:14,366 Come on baby we got company here. 427 00:22:16,784 --> 00:22:18,534 You ready to do this? 428 00:22:19,054 --> 00:22:20,137 - What is it? 429 00:22:20,496 --> 00:22:21,413 - Shrhooms. 430 00:22:23,696 --> 00:22:25,184 You done shrooms before right? 431 00:22:25,184 --> 00:22:26,017 - No. 432 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:29,133 (laughing) 433 00:22:29,724 --> 00:22:32,307 - Oh man you are gonna love it. 434 00:22:32,912 --> 00:22:34,662 I just need 60 bucks. 435 00:22:35,248 --> 00:22:36,081 - What? 436 00:22:36,592 --> 00:22:38,736 - 60 bucks for the shrooms. 437 00:22:38,736 --> 00:22:39,736 - Seriously? 438 00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:44,736 I don't know if, I have like, I have 41. 439 00:22:46,028 --> 00:22:47,195 - Just enough. 440 00:22:48,780 --> 00:22:50,863 You are going to love it. 441 00:22:52,556 --> 00:22:53,660 You gonna partake or are you just gonna 442 00:22:53,660 --> 00:22:55,740 sit there and be a bitch all day? 443 00:22:55,740 --> 00:22:57,990 - Fuck you and give me one. 444 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:09,403 - Bombs away. 445 00:23:13,133 --> 00:23:14,448 - What like you just eat them? 446 00:23:14,448 --> 00:23:16,544 - Oh man just chew them up and swallow them whole. 447 00:23:16,544 --> 00:23:17,728 - Like all of them? 448 00:23:17,728 --> 00:23:19,645 - The more the merrier. 449 00:23:20,016 --> 00:23:21,536 - What's gonna happen to me? 450 00:23:21,536 --> 00:23:23,786 (laughing) 451 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:28,020 - You're gonna see the future. 452 00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:35,900 - Ah man they taste like shit. 453 00:23:35,900 --> 00:23:39,150 - That just means that they're working. 454 00:23:44,780 --> 00:23:47,363 - When do these things kick in? 455 00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:49,759 - About 30 minutes or so. 456 00:23:52,154 --> 00:23:54,071 Welcome to Thunderdome. 457 00:23:56,988 --> 00:23:58,476 - [Sam] Hey man you okay? 458 00:23:58,476 --> 00:23:59,836 - It's only a Martian, it's only a Martian, 459 00:23:59,836 --> 00:24:00,747 it's only a Martian. 460 00:24:00,747 --> 00:24:01,884 - [Sam] Is he okay? 461 00:24:01,884 --> 00:24:04,762 - I think he's talking to the aliens. 462 00:24:04,762 --> 00:24:08,791 - Hey man you just need to calm down and come in for a swim. 463 00:24:08,791 --> 00:24:10,124 - Shit, oh shit. 464 00:24:12,540 --> 00:24:16,380 - Oh man, I think he's tripping on the dark side. 465 00:24:16,380 --> 00:24:20,547 - Oh the water is filled with the spirit of the dinosaurs. 466 00:24:21,852 --> 00:24:22,860 - I know baby. 467 00:24:22,860 --> 00:24:24,972 (Riley yelling) 468 00:24:24,972 --> 00:24:27,055 - The world is a vampire! 469 00:24:27,356 --> 00:24:28,189 No no no. 470 00:24:30,140 --> 00:24:30,973 - [Sam] Where you going? 471 00:24:30,973 --> 00:24:31,996 - Kings Landing. 472 00:24:31,996 --> 00:24:32,829 - Where? 473 00:24:32,829 --> 00:24:33,662 - [Riley] Kings Landing. 474 00:24:33,662 --> 00:24:34,552 - Where the fuck is that? 475 00:24:34,552 --> 00:24:35,580 - [Riley] Hurry. 476 00:24:35,580 --> 00:24:36,413 - What? 477 00:24:36,413 --> 00:24:37,246 - [Riley] Oh shit. 478 00:24:37,246 --> 00:24:38,079 - [Sam] Where? 479 00:24:38,079 --> 00:24:41,020 - [Riley] Kings Landing, on your horse. 480 00:24:41,020 --> 00:24:42,684 - [Sam] Okay we'll meet your there. 481 00:24:42,684 --> 00:24:45,434 (dramatic music) 482 00:24:57,849 --> 00:25:00,444 - You can't have me, you can't cut through my bones. 483 00:25:00,444 --> 00:25:01,861 They're my bones! 484 00:25:01,945 --> 00:25:06,112 (dramatic music) (rambling) 485 00:26:01,900 --> 00:26:04,317 (calm music) 486 00:26:11,036 --> 00:26:11,869 - [Riley Voiceover] You don't realize 487 00:26:11,869 --> 00:26:13,612 how little you have in life until you 488 00:26:13,612 --> 00:26:17,724 find yourself walking completely naked through Nebraska. 489 00:26:17,724 --> 00:26:20,557 (acoustic guitar) 490 00:26:59,793 --> 00:27:03,710 - Son, what the hell do you think you're doing? 491 00:27:07,777 --> 00:27:09,694 - Kind of a long story. 492 00:27:12,017 --> 00:27:16,184 - Let me guess, I don't want to know the details right? 493 00:27:18,609 --> 00:27:20,109 - Probably not no. 494 00:27:21,390 --> 00:27:23,057 - Alright follow me. 495 00:27:33,519 --> 00:27:35,602 Honey, we've got company. 496 00:27:38,945 --> 00:27:39,778 - Hello. 497 00:27:41,937 --> 00:27:42,770 - Hi. 498 00:27:44,097 --> 00:27:46,180 - Says his name is Riley. 499 00:27:46,657 --> 00:27:48,740 - Nice to meet you Riley. 500 00:27:49,569 --> 00:27:50,402 - You too. 501 00:27:51,777 --> 00:27:53,841 I'd shake your hand but I'm covering-- 502 00:27:53,841 --> 00:27:56,841 - That's quite alright I understand. 503 00:27:58,609 --> 00:28:00,442 You need some clothes. 504 00:28:00,465 --> 00:28:02,298 - Yeah that'd be nice. 505 00:28:03,574 --> 00:28:04,574 - Follow me. 506 00:28:09,861 --> 00:28:13,094 Well not an exact fit but close enough. 507 00:28:13,094 --> 00:28:17,094 - This is great Rose thank you, I appreciate it. 508 00:28:19,108 --> 00:28:21,252 - You know you confuse me. 509 00:28:21,252 --> 00:28:22,335 - Me, how so? 510 00:28:25,014 --> 00:28:26,934 - You just don't seem like the kind of guy that goes 511 00:28:26,934 --> 00:28:29,634 traipsing around the countryside with no clothes on. 512 00:28:29,634 --> 00:28:31,884 - Well it's a first for me. 513 00:28:32,580 --> 00:28:33,990 - You know they reserve that behavior 514 00:28:33,990 --> 00:28:36,657 for the dimwitted and the crazy. 515 00:28:37,542 --> 00:28:38,792 So who are you? 516 00:28:40,646 --> 00:28:43,646 - Kind of trying to figure that out. 517 00:28:43,830 --> 00:28:46,163 - What are you gonna do now? 518 00:28:46,934 --> 00:28:49,892 - I'm gonna figure out where it all went wrong. 519 00:28:49,892 --> 00:28:52,086 - So how are you gonna do that? 520 00:28:52,086 --> 00:28:56,253 - I don't know, start from the beginning I suppose. 521 00:28:56,486 --> 00:28:58,406 - You seem like a pretty determined young man 522 00:28:58,406 --> 00:29:00,246 so I think you're gonna get it figured out. 523 00:29:00,246 --> 00:29:02,934 Just hey, keep your clothes on next time. 524 00:29:02,934 --> 00:29:04,351 - Alright I will. 525 00:29:06,678 --> 00:29:09,366 - Does your mother know where you are? 526 00:29:09,366 --> 00:29:10,199 - No. 527 00:29:10,982 --> 00:29:12,815 - You should call her. 528 00:29:13,077 --> 00:29:15,510 - I'm on my way to see her now actually. 529 00:29:15,510 --> 00:29:16,710 - She'll be pleased. 530 00:29:16,710 --> 00:29:17,710 - I hope so. 531 00:29:19,172 --> 00:29:21,174 - Sure we can't give you a ride in to town? 532 00:29:21,174 --> 00:29:23,046 - No no, I'm good, you've done enough. 533 00:29:23,046 --> 00:29:23,879 I'm gonna hit the road. 534 00:29:23,879 --> 00:29:26,486 - Wait, I know you lost your wallet so. 535 00:29:26,486 --> 00:29:28,020 - No, no no no no no I don't. 536 00:29:28,020 --> 00:29:30,020 - No it's not a request. 537 00:29:30,806 --> 00:29:32,473 - Thank you, really. 538 00:29:35,690 --> 00:29:37,418 I'll pay you back I swear. 539 00:29:37,418 --> 00:29:41,585 - I hope you find what you're looking for out there. 540 00:29:42,530 --> 00:29:43,947 - Thank you Rose. 541 00:29:45,858 --> 00:29:47,025 See you later. 542 00:29:50,690 --> 00:29:52,190 See you later man. 543 00:29:52,609 --> 00:29:55,192 (upbeat music) 544 00:31:35,939 --> 00:31:37,439 You need any help? 545 00:31:37,667 --> 00:31:38,584 - I'm fine. 546 00:31:41,971 --> 00:31:45,647 - Just the jack kind of works better if you turn it around. 547 00:31:45,647 --> 00:31:46,730 - This thing? 548 00:31:46,899 --> 00:31:47,732 - [Riley] Yeah. 549 00:31:47,732 --> 00:31:48,649 - This way? 550 00:31:52,435 --> 00:31:53,268 Then what? 551 00:31:53,875 --> 00:31:55,208 - You mind if I? 552 00:31:55,603 --> 00:31:58,913 I won't like try anything weird or anything. 553 00:31:58,913 --> 00:32:02,499 - Well good 'cause I don't want to have to cut you. 554 00:32:02,499 --> 00:32:04,987 - Yeah I wouldn't want that either. 555 00:32:04,987 --> 00:32:06,760 Alright, let me make sure it's 556 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:09,343 low enough to get to the ridge. 557 00:32:11,563 --> 00:32:14,411 Then you brace it against something solid. 558 00:32:14,411 --> 00:32:15,244 And voila. 559 00:32:19,499 --> 00:32:22,107 - Thanks, I really appreciate it. 560 00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:23,190 - No problem. 561 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,880 - You know a lot of about cars? 562 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:33,047 - Actually it's like the only thing I know how to do. 563 00:32:33,585 --> 00:32:35,745 - My dad always used to try to explain to me 564 00:32:35,745 --> 00:32:39,912 how to do this kind of stuff but I never paid attention. 565 00:32:40,993 --> 00:32:43,910 Probably should have listened more. 566 00:32:44,417 --> 00:32:48,584 - Well my dad said that I'd never be useful for anything. 567 00:32:51,441 --> 00:32:54,749 - [Annie] Well you're proving him wrong. 568 00:32:54,749 --> 00:32:56,249 - Yeah I guess so. 569 00:32:57,841 --> 00:32:58,841 - I'm Annie. 570 00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:02,521 - I'm Riley. 571 00:33:05,169 --> 00:33:06,752 - Where's your car? 572 00:33:08,241 --> 00:33:09,601 - I don't have one. 573 00:33:09,601 --> 00:33:11,434 - You're a hitchhiker? 574 00:33:12,017 --> 00:33:14,434 - Yeah I guess, I don't know. 575 00:33:14,833 --> 00:33:17,761 - You're just walking across the country? 576 00:33:17,761 --> 00:33:19,839 - Well my journey kinda just began. 577 00:33:19,839 --> 00:33:22,271 I hadn't put much thought into it. 578 00:33:22,271 --> 00:33:24,801 - Are you having a midlife crisis? 579 00:33:24,801 --> 00:33:26,481 - How old do you think I am? 580 00:33:26,481 --> 00:33:28,814 - Okay, quarter life crisis. 581 00:33:29,505 --> 00:33:32,961 - Actually I hadn't put much thought into that either. 582 00:33:32,961 --> 00:33:36,177 - Have you put thought into where your headed? 583 00:33:36,177 --> 00:33:39,677 - Yeah I'm gonna see my folks in Oklahoma. 584 00:33:40,641 --> 00:33:43,391 - Fuck, okay fine I'll drive you. 585 00:33:45,841 --> 00:33:47,217 - No you don't have to drive me-- 586 00:33:47,217 --> 00:33:48,944 - Yes, yes I do have to drive you. 587 00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:52,719 Your fixing my tire, all the signs are pointing to it. 588 00:33:52,719 --> 00:33:54,561 I have been ignoring that bitch for a long time 589 00:33:54,561 --> 00:33:57,089 and she's finally kicking my ass. 590 00:33:57,089 --> 00:33:57,922 - Who? 591 00:33:58,725 --> 00:34:00,642 - Karma, fucking Karma. 592 00:34:01,521 --> 00:34:02,354 - You believe in that? 593 00:34:02,354 --> 00:34:04,893 Like the what goes around comes around kind of thing? 594 00:34:04,893 --> 00:34:06,321 - Well I know my life's been one 595 00:34:06,321 --> 00:34:08,033 shitty occurrence after another 596 00:34:08,033 --> 00:34:11,029 and either I was randomly destined to live a life of shit, 597 00:34:11,029 --> 00:34:13,589 which I'm really hoping is not the case, 598 00:34:13,589 --> 00:34:17,756 or it's you know payback for being an asshole or something. 599 00:34:18,612 --> 00:34:21,362 Either way I am trying to change. 600 00:34:24,932 --> 00:34:28,625 Fix my fucking tire so I can give you a ride. 601 00:34:28,625 --> 00:34:30,208 Take a hint, Jesus. 602 00:34:32,909 --> 00:34:34,141 Really do appreciate it though. 603 00:34:34,141 --> 00:34:36,724 (upbeat music) 604 00:34:54,349 --> 00:34:56,099 So what's your story? 605 00:34:57,469 --> 00:34:58,386 - My story? 606 00:34:58,589 --> 00:34:59,773 - Yeah there must be an interesting back story 607 00:34:59,773 --> 00:35:03,245 that brought you and I together here at this very moment. 608 00:35:03,245 --> 00:35:05,709 - [Riley] It's not as exciting as you might think. 609 00:35:05,709 --> 00:35:07,792 - Well I want to hear it. 610 00:35:09,995 --> 00:35:11,149 - I just found out my wife has been 611 00:35:11,149 --> 00:35:13,485 fucking somebody behind my back. 612 00:35:13,485 --> 00:35:14,318 - Really? 613 00:35:14,589 --> 00:35:18,093 - Yeah, can't really bounce back after that one. 614 00:35:18,093 --> 00:35:20,701 - I found my husband naked in bed 615 00:35:20,701 --> 00:35:23,564 with my best friend a couple of years ago. 616 00:35:23,564 --> 00:35:25,981 - Holy shit, what did you do? 617 00:35:26,221 --> 00:35:29,517 - I did what any sane woman in that situation would do. 618 00:35:29,517 --> 00:35:31,485 I drug that naked bitch into the front yard 619 00:35:31,485 --> 00:35:35,405 by her hair and shoved her face in a pile of dog shit. 620 00:35:35,405 --> 00:35:38,269 - Wow, I wish I would have thought of that one. 621 00:35:38,269 --> 00:35:40,473 - Yeah well, a lot of good it did me. 622 00:35:40,473 --> 00:35:43,306 We got divorced, they got married. 623 00:35:43,549 --> 00:35:44,413 And I'm still trying to figure out 624 00:35:44,413 --> 00:35:47,746 what the fuck I'm gonna do with my life. 625 00:35:50,833 --> 00:35:53,166 Don't worry, it gets better. 626 00:35:53,729 --> 00:35:54,646 - Yeah how? 627 00:35:55,745 --> 00:35:58,557 - Well you don't forget or anything but 628 00:35:58,557 --> 00:36:01,724 eventually the anger starts to go away 629 00:36:01,825 --> 00:36:05,553 and you think about them less and less every day. 630 00:36:05,553 --> 00:36:07,220 - Sounds exhausting. 631 00:36:07,518 --> 00:36:10,435 - Well they're just stress for you. 632 00:36:10,449 --> 00:36:11,282 What you need is to find some 633 00:36:11,282 --> 00:36:14,199 random chick and get yourself laid. 634 00:36:15,255 --> 00:36:18,088 - Okay, you make it sound so easy. 635 00:36:19,543 --> 00:36:20,597 I mean I haven't been with another 636 00:36:20,597 --> 00:36:22,245 woman other than my wife in years. 637 00:36:22,245 --> 00:36:25,078 How I'm supposed to pull that off? 638 00:36:25,173 --> 00:36:27,590 (calm music) 639 00:36:36,135 --> 00:36:36,968 Is this okay? 640 00:36:36,968 --> 00:36:37,801 - Yes. 641 00:36:37,801 --> 00:36:38,634 - Really? 642 00:36:38,634 --> 00:36:39,467 - It's not bad for you. 643 00:36:39,467 --> 00:36:40,300 - Okay. 644 00:36:43,991 --> 00:36:46,515 'Cause I haven't done this in like forever. 645 00:36:46,515 --> 00:36:49,682 - I know, just stop thinking about it. 646 00:36:50,807 --> 00:36:53,224 (calm music) 647 00:37:00,639 --> 00:37:03,639 - Oh God, being divorced is awesome. 648 00:37:12,831 --> 00:37:16,141 You're like the most perfect woman I've ever seen. 649 00:37:16,141 --> 00:37:19,183 - Oh God, it has been awhile for you hasn't it? 650 00:37:19,183 --> 00:37:21,600 (calm music) 651 00:37:53,327 --> 00:37:54,160 - Morning. 652 00:37:54,863 --> 00:37:57,780 - Sorry, I didn't want to wake you. 653 00:37:59,335 --> 00:38:00,502 - That's okay. 654 00:38:01,655 --> 00:38:04,647 - Check out isn't until 11 so if you want to, 655 00:38:04,647 --> 00:38:06,397 sleep in or whatever. 656 00:38:07,527 --> 00:38:08,999 - Where you going? 657 00:38:08,999 --> 00:38:10,582 - I gotta get home. 658 00:38:10,839 --> 00:38:13,589 - You gonna do the walk of shame? 659 00:38:13,735 --> 00:38:15,568 - No, last night was-- 660 00:38:16,967 --> 00:38:19,967 - Fun, it's been a long time since I 661 00:38:20,967 --> 00:38:22,899 enjoyed myself that many times in one night. 662 00:38:22,899 --> 00:38:24,649 - Yeah, okay come on. 663 00:38:26,007 --> 00:38:28,935 Can you get the rest of the way yourself? 664 00:38:28,935 --> 00:38:31,518 - Yeah, it's not far from here. 665 00:38:34,439 --> 00:38:37,606 So is the last time I'm gonna see you? 666 00:38:39,755 --> 00:38:40,588 - Yes. 667 00:38:48,278 --> 00:38:50,611 - I'm really glad I met you. 668 00:38:51,367 --> 00:38:52,284 - Likewise. 669 00:38:59,301 --> 00:39:01,051 You're gonna be fine. 670 00:39:01,895 --> 00:39:03,562 - [Riley] Thank you. 671 00:39:11,959 --> 00:39:14,542 (upbeat music) 672 00:39:36,812 --> 00:39:37,645 Hey. 673 00:39:41,020 --> 00:39:41,853 - Riley? 674 00:39:43,036 --> 00:39:44,536 - [Riley] Hey Dad. 675 00:39:46,604 --> 00:39:48,780 - What the hell are you doing here? 676 00:39:48,780 --> 00:39:50,444 - I was in the neighborhood. 677 00:39:50,444 --> 00:39:52,444 - What are you doing, where's your car? 678 00:39:52,444 --> 00:39:53,676 - No car this time. 679 00:39:53,676 --> 00:39:55,926 - What, how'd you get here? 680 00:39:56,076 --> 00:39:58,409 What the hell are you doing? 681 00:39:58,860 --> 00:40:00,527 - It's a long story. 682 00:40:03,324 --> 00:40:04,843 - You wanna beer or something? 683 00:40:04,843 --> 00:40:08,010 - Yes, that'd be great yeah, let's go. 684 00:40:09,052 --> 00:40:09,885 How's mom? 685 00:40:09,885 --> 00:40:13,344 - [Dad] Oh actually she's just doing really well. 686 00:40:13,344 --> 00:40:16,594 - What do you mean she wants a divorce? 687 00:40:16,599 --> 00:40:18,432 - She wants a divorce. 688 00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:20,640 - Well did you tell her that she couldn't have one? 689 00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:21,723 - [Riley] No. 690 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:22,753 - Why not? 691 00:40:23,408 --> 00:40:25,120 - I'm not gonna do that. 692 00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:28,037 - Honey, look if you want something 693 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:30,720 you have to fight for it. 694 00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:32,638 - I don't think I want it. 695 00:40:32,638 --> 00:40:33,471 - Why not? 696 00:40:35,776 --> 00:40:37,940 - I haven't wanted it for a long time. 697 00:40:37,940 --> 00:40:39,028 I was just doing it 'cause that I thought 698 00:40:39,028 --> 00:40:41,652 you were supposed to do, I don't know. 699 00:40:41,652 --> 00:40:44,388 - Well that's just the dumbest thing I ever heard. 700 00:40:44,388 --> 00:40:45,396 - I know it doesn't make sense to you 701 00:40:45,396 --> 00:40:46,580 because you guys love each other, 702 00:40:46,580 --> 00:40:48,131 you're made for one another. 703 00:40:48,131 --> 00:40:50,464 - Riley marriage isn't easy. 704 00:40:51,204 --> 00:40:53,121 You think that is easy? 705 00:40:54,292 --> 00:40:55,393 - No I don't think it's easy but 706 00:40:55,393 --> 00:40:56,834 there's got to be a fundamental desire 707 00:40:56,834 --> 00:41:00,628 to want the same things and be on the same page. 708 00:41:00,628 --> 00:41:04,292 We weren't like that, haven't been for awhile. 709 00:41:04,292 --> 00:41:08,375 - Well this is all coming as quite a shock to us. 710 00:41:09,292 --> 00:41:11,388 I just, we just always thought that 711 00:41:11,388 --> 00:41:13,888 you were so content and happy. 712 00:41:14,572 --> 00:41:16,072 - Well we weren't. 713 00:41:18,700 --> 00:41:22,367 - I hate that you ever had to feel that way. 714 00:41:22,780 --> 00:41:23,947 - Yeah me too. 715 00:41:24,796 --> 00:41:27,129 - So where's all your stuff? 716 00:41:29,612 --> 00:41:31,695 (scoffs) 717 00:41:35,132 --> 00:41:38,060 I don't know if I feel good about you 718 00:41:38,060 --> 00:41:40,572 going down to the bar and drinking by yourself. 719 00:41:40,572 --> 00:41:44,739 - Fine Mom, I just, I need to clear my head a little bit. 720 00:41:44,940 --> 00:41:47,964 - You want your dad to go down there with you? 721 00:41:47,964 --> 00:41:50,812 - I'll be fine, I just need some along time. 722 00:41:50,812 --> 00:41:53,292 - You're not getting in a fight are you? 723 00:41:53,292 --> 00:41:54,636 - Why would I get into a fight? 724 00:41:54,636 --> 00:41:56,176 - Riley I know you, every single time 725 00:41:56,176 --> 00:41:59,200 you get frustrated you start a fight. 726 00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:00,033 - No I don't. 727 00:42:00,033 --> 00:42:01,116 - Yes you do. 728 00:42:05,628 --> 00:42:08,016 - I promise I won't get into a fight. 729 00:42:08,016 --> 00:42:10,433 - Okay, but if you do call us 730 00:42:10,704 --> 00:42:13,954 and I'll send your dad down for backup. 731 00:42:14,144 --> 00:42:14,977 - Alright. 732 00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:17,440 - [Mom] He's a real tiger. 733 00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:18,273 - Yeah. 734 00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:22,063 - Howard, Howard, say goodbye, say goodbye. 735 00:42:22,288 --> 00:42:23,121 - Bye. 736 00:42:23,968 --> 00:42:26,801 (acoustic guitar) 737 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:46,304 - [Riley Voiceover] I always get a strange 738 00:42:46,304 --> 00:42:49,387 feeling inside when I come back home. 739 00:42:51,536 --> 00:42:55,248 When I was a kid I felt completely empty growing up. 740 00:42:55,248 --> 00:42:58,016 I never felt like I quite belonged. 741 00:42:58,016 --> 00:42:59,520 I was always searching for something else 742 00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:02,144 out there in the world you know. 743 00:43:02,144 --> 00:43:03,561 Guess I still am. 744 00:43:05,344 --> 00:43:06,464 (slap lands) - Mother fucker. 745 00:43:06,464 --> 00:43:07,297 - Jesus. 746 00:43:07,376 --> 00:43:08,496 - What the fuck are you doing here? 747 00:43:08,496 --> 00:43:10,329 - Tommy what's up man? 748 00:43:10,448 --> 00:43:12,784 - What you come to town, you can't call your oldest friend? 749 00:43:12,784 --> 00:43:15,034 - It kind of just happened. 750 00:43:16,608 --> 00:43:18,191 - Dude you alright? 751 00:43:18,816 --> 00:43:20,096 - I been better man. 752 00:43:20,096 --> 00:43:22,976 - Aw damn, did you like hit rock bottom? 753 00:43:22,976 --> 00:43:25,559 That's why you're back in town? 754 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,617 - How you doing, you alright? 755 00:43:29,648 --> 00:43:31,824 - Same old same old you know. 756 00:43:31,824 --> 00:43:35,574 Work like a fucking dog working my balls off. 757 00:43:35,632 --> 00:43:37,132 Hey how's Chicago? 758 00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,280 - Think I'm gonna take a break from it probably. 759 00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:42,736 - Yeah you gonna move back here? 760 00:43:42,736 --> 00:43:44,560 - I don't know about that. 761 00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:45,810 - How's Carrie? 762 00:43:48,156 --> 00:43:51,964 Oh fuck so that's why you're here right now huh? 763 00:43:51,964 --> 00:43:52,844 - That's part of it. 764 00:43:52,844 --> 00:43:54,732 - Yeah did she like catch you sending dick pics 765 00:43:54,732 --> 00:43:57,649 to somebody or something like that? 766 00:43:57,948 --> 00:43:58,781 - No. 767 00:43:59,194 --> 00:44:03,361 - What she was fucking sending pussy pics to people? 768 00:44:03,820 --> 00:44:04,987 - Not exactly. 769 00:44:05,980 --> 00:44:07,480 - Fucking bitches. 770 00:44:09,196 --> 00:44:10,696 So it's like over? 771 00:44:11,993 --> 00:44:13,868 - I don't know man, I guess. 772 00:44:13,868 --> 00:44:17,035 - Oh well, you know it could be worse. 773 00:44:17,628 --> 00:44:18,461 - How so? 774 00:44:19,884 --> 00:44:22,044 - Dude did you hear about all the guys? 775 00:44:22,044 --> 00:44:22,877 - No. 776 00:44:22,877 --> 00:44:25,710 - Okay so Jimbo has like 14 months 777 00:44:27,404 --> 00:44:29,580 in the county for all that meth shit. 778 00:44:29,580 --> 00:44:30,413 - Seriously? 779 00:44:30,413 --> 00:44:31,804 - Yeah, you've seen Craig? 780 00:44:31,804 --> 00:44:32,637 - No. 781 00:44:32,637 --> 00:44:34,470 - You have seen Craig? 782 00:44:35,076 --> 00:44:37,124 Oh man he's so fucking fat. 783 00:44:37,124 --> 00:44:38,132 (laughing) 784 00:44:38,132 --> 00:44:41,882 He's like, he's like blue, he is like so fat. 785 00:44:45,572 --> 00:44:47,092 If you gave him a donut he would 786 00:44:47,092 --> 00:44:50,596 have a heart attack and die right in front of you. 787 00:44:50,596 --> 00:44:51,429 - Are you serious? 788 00:44:51,429 --> 00:44:52,846 - Yeah, and Tony. 789 00:44:54,567 --> 00:44:58,692 Aw man the dude has fucking cancer. (laughing) 790 00:44:58,692 --> 00:45:02,859 No like cancer, like he doesn't have hair anywhere, 791 00:45:03,788 --> 00:45:07,516 anywhere, like he showed me his pubes, he doesn't have any. 792 00:45:07,516 --> 00:45:08,766 - Jesus Christ. 793 00:45:09,308 --> 00:45:11,804 - It's weird, fucking bullshit right? 794 00:45:11,804 --> 00:45:13,244 - Out of all us like, he was like the 795 00:45:13,244 --> 00:45:14,748 - He was the health nut. - health nut. 796 00:45:14,748 --> 00:45:16,498 - Yeah, I don't know. 797 00:45:17,132 --> 00:45:17,965 - Wow. 798 00:45:18,924 --> 00:45:21,841 What about you man, you seem happy. 799 00:45:22,716 --> 00:45:23,966 - I seem happy? 800 00:45:24,780 --> 00:45:25,947 - Yeah. - Yeah. 801 00:45:26,636 --> 00:45:27,580 - I mean I always get those Christmas cards 802 00:45:27,580 --> 00:45:30,684 of you and your family, the matching snowflake sweaters 803 00:45:30,684 --> 00:45:32,748 and the antler hats or whatever. 804 00:45:32,748 --> 00:45:35,388 - Shut up, come on dude its a fucking show. 805 00:45:35,388 --> 00:45:36,300 - Come on man. 806 00:45:36,300 --> 00:45:37,133 - Yeah. 807 00:45:37,133 --> 00:45:39,132 - Well at least you got a wife and kids that love you. 808 00:45:39,132 --> 00:45:40,715 - Yeah, I got kids. 809 00:45:42,588 --> 00:45:43,452 - That's a huge thing - Congratulations, 810 00:45:43,452 --> 00:45:44,285 - that's a big deal. - yeah I have kids. 811 00:45:44,285 --> 00:45:46,476 Yeah that's not a big fucking deal. 812 00:45:46,476 --> 00:45:47,309 - It kinda is. 813 00:45:47,309 --> 00:45:50,028 - Like every 16 year old in this town has fucking kids. 814 00:45:50,028 --> 00:45:53,660 We're all just stupid and we forget to pull out. 815 00:45:53,660 --> 00:45:54,684 I don't know if you know what it's like 816 00:45:54,684 --> 00:45:56,844 to have small children but it doesn't stop. 817 00:45:56,844 --> 00:45:59,532 They're so fucking annoying, they don't ever leave you alone 818 00:45:59,532 --> 00:46:02,844 they're like Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad can I sit in your lap? 819 00:46:02,844 --> 00:46:05,020 Dad, Dad smell my fingers and I'm like okay. 820 00:46:05,020 --> 00:46:06,985 And I smell them and like why do 821 00:46:06,985 --> 00:46:07,818 your fingers smell like shit? 822 00:46:07,818 --> 00:46:10,428 And they're like ah they were in my butt. (laughing) 823 00:46:10,428 --> 00:46:14,412 And like Dad, Dad, like why is the men in the sky? 824 00:46:14,412 --> 00:46:16,245 I'm like I don't know. 825 00:46:16,283 --> 00:46:17,292 Why does the dog have brown hair? 826 00:46:17,292 --> 00:46:19,292 I'm like I don't fucking know like, 827 00:46:19,292 --> 00:46:22,044 just give me five fucking minutes alone 828 00:46:22,044 --> 00:46:24,636 I could research some of this for you. 829 00:46:24,636 --> 00:46:27,719 And then Missy, oh she loves me yeah. 830 00:46:27,803 --> 00:46:29,132 Yeah she really loves me but it's all 831 00:46:29,132 --> 00:46:32,460 a big fucking show like you know she wants us, 832 00:46:32,460 --> 00:46:35,516 she's more concerned of us appearing happy 833 00:46:35,516 --> 00:46:37,596 you know then what's really going on. 834 00:46:37,596 --> 00:46:40,796 Like she doesn't like let me fuck her doggy style 835 00:46:40,796 --> 00:46:43,084 or she's like that and like when you have kids 836 00:46:43,084 --> 00:46:45,532 she's like I'm tired, the kids, 837 00:46:45,532 --> 00:46:48,615 so even blowjobs you know that's out. 838 00:46:49,452 --> 00:46:52,619 It's kinda like, it's like, it's shut. 839 00:46:56,732 --> 00:46:57,628 - What's shut? 840 00:46:57,628 --> 00:47:00,878 - Like you know her business is closed. 841 00:47:01,531 --> 00:47:04,531 It's not like tight shut, it's like, 842 00:47:04,940 --> 00:47:08,028 you know if you don't use it it goes away. 843 00:47:08,028 --> 00:47:10,090 Feels like it's like there was a plague 844 00:47:10,090 --> 00:47:13,340 down there called our children and now. 845 00:47:16,812 --> 00:47:17,645 - No business. 846 00:47:17,645 --> 00:47:18,478 - Business is closed. 847 00:47:18,478 --> 00:47:20,140 - Business is closed yeah. 848 00:47:20,140 --> 00:47:23,212 - You know that is the reason why I come here. 849 00:47:23,212 --> 00:47:26,540 Just to get away you know just drink with people 850 00:47:26,540 --> 00:47:30,290 and shoot pool, there's a lot of losers here. 851 00:47:36,526 --> 00:47:38,776 Man, let's get out of here. 852 00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:41,584 - What, where do you want to go? 853 00:47:41,584 --> 00:47:43,800 - I don't know this place is suffocating me. 854 00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:45,133 I need some air. 855 00:47:46,296 --> 00:47:48,136 - Where are we, where are you gonna go? 856 00:47:48,136 --> 00:47:50,219 - I don't know, let's go. 857 00:47:53,968 --> 00:47:55,385 Come on let's go. 858 00:48:01,051 --> 00:48:03,634 God look at this fucking place. 859 00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:06,400 Can you even believe we grew up here? 860 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,192 - It's hard to remember even living here man. 861 00:48:08,192 --> 00:48:10,288 - Dude you're so smart for getting out of here. 862 00:48:10,288 --> 00:48:12,455 I got myself chained here. 863 00:48:15,773 --> 00:48:17,184 - You ever think about where it all went wrong? 864 00:48:17,184 --> 00:48:21,101 - Yes, yes every fucking single day of my life. 865 00:48:21,792 --> 00:48:22,625 - You have any answers? 866 00:48:22,625 --> 00:48:24,292 - Yeah May 29, 2003. 867 00:48:25,342 --> 00:48:26,688 - You have the exact date? 868 00:48:26,688 --> 00:48:28,432 - Yeah that was our high school graduation. 869 00:48:28,432 --> 00:48:30,416 Do remember we made that pact? 870 00:48:30,416 --> 00:48:31,249 We were gonna break up with 871 00:48:31,249 --> 00:48:33,312 our girlfriends at the after party? 872 00:48:33,312 --> 00:48:34,312 - Holy shit. 873 00:48:34,368 --> 00:48:35,201 - Yeah. 874 00:48:35,470 --> 00:48:36,949 - I totally remember that oh my God. 875 00:48:36,949 --> 00:48:38,072 - We promised each other we were 876 00:48:38,072 --> 00:48:41,384 gonna be free and bang whoever we wanted. 877 00:48:41,384 --> 00:48:42,743 - Yeah what did we call that? 878 00:48:42,743 --> 00:48:43,576 - We called it 879 00:48:43,576 --> 00:48:45,240 the summer of love, yeah. - The summer of love. 880 00:48:45,240 --> 00:48:47,960 - But I'm a fucking pussy ass and I chicken shit out 881 00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:51,543 and I stay with Missy so now 10 years later 882 00:48:53,864 --> 00:48:57,697 I regret that every day of my life, every day. 883 00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,560 God I could have done anything I wanted to. 884 00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:05,128 - I can't believe I broke up with Becca that night. 885 00:49:05,128 --> 00:49:06,600 - The fucking President if I wanted to. 886 00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:10,040 - She was so smart, like funny too, she was funny. 887 00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:12,104 - She was cute she was like, she had that crooked smile 888 00:49:12,104 --> 00:49:14,424 and those perky high school tits. 889 00:49:14,424 --> 00:49:15,257 - Yep. 890 00:49:16,327 --> 00:49:18,007 No but she was deep though. 891 00:49:18,007 --> 00:49:21,992 Like we spent hours just like talking and laughing and-- 892 00:49:21,992 --> 00:49:22,825 - Fucking. 893 00:49:22,825 --> 00:49:24,325 - Yeah, even that. 894 00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:28,913 You know what's weird? 895 00:49:29,432 --> 00:49:32,232 It's like the most mature relationship I ever had. 896 00:49:32,232 --> 00:49:33,656 - And you let that go? 897 00:49:33,656 --> 00:49:34,824 - Fuck you man. 898 00:49:34,824 --> 00:49:36,168 - Do you know why? 899 00:49:36,168 --> 00:49:39,480 Because we're stupid we were stupid kids. 900 00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:42,680 You let a good one go and I stayed with a fucking bitch, 901 00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:45,680 a fun destroying narcissistic woman. 902 00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:50,872 - I haven't seen Becca in forever, I wonder what she's like. 903 00:49:50,872 --> 00:49:52,622 - I saw her recently. 904 00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:53,593 - Really? 905 00:49:53,593 --> 00:49:57,684 - Yeah, I ran into her she was in town at the grocery store. 906 00:49:57,684 --> 00:49:58,872 - How'd she look? 907 00:49:58,872 --> 00:50:01,447 - I mean she was always cute but she looks good, 908 00:50:01,447 --> 00:50:05,480 like she's fine, like you know she's grown up and sexy now. 909 00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:06,313 - Shit. 910 00:50:06,313 --> 00:50:07,146 - Yeah. 911 00:50:07,336 --> 00:50:09,288 - I mean did you like talk to her? 912 00:50:09,288 --> 00:50:10,968 - Yeah yeah I did talk to her. 913 00:50:10,968 --> 00:50:13,228 She's married, she has kids, she lives in Denver. 914 00:50:13,228 --> 00:50:14,061 - Denver. 915 00:50:14,061 --> 00:50:15,964 - Yeah, her husband's family 916 00:50:15,964 --> 00:50:18,881 owns a bank or something like that. 917 00:50:20,300 --> 00:50:22,771 - Why did I break up with her, God damn it fuck. 918 00:50:22,771 --> 00:50:24,251 - I don't know but she asked about you. 919 00:50:24,251 --> 00:50:25,084 - Did she really? 920 00:50:25,084 --> 00:50:28,140 - Yeah, she just asked like how you were and stuff. 921 00:50:28,140 --> 00:50:30,380 - Well what'd she say though? 922 00:50:30,380 --> 00:50:32,315 - I mean she just said that like how-- 923 00:50:32,315 --> 00:50:33,338 - No but what did she say? 924 00:50:33,338 --> 00:50:34,924 - Shit man I told you she was just like 925 00:50:34,924 --> 00:50:37,174 how is he, how is he doing? 926 00:50:38,780 --> 00:50:40,794 - You know she called me a couple of days before my wedding. 927 00:50:40,794 --> 00:50:41,627 - What? 928 00:50:42,324 --> 00:50:43,157 - What? 929 00:50:43,157 --> 00:50:47,074 - Holy shit she tried to break up your wedding. 930 00:50:47,702 --> 00:50:48,535 - No she didn't. 931 00:50:48,535 --> 00:50:49,368 - Yeah. - No. 932 00:50:49,368 --> 00:50:51,320 - She just called to congratulate me and see if I was happy. 933 00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:54,452 - No woman calls you, no ex-girlfriend calls you 934 00:50:54,452 --> 00:50:56,920 right before your wedding unless she wants to break it up. 935 00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:57,753 - That wasn't how it was. 936 00:50:57,753 --> 00:50:59,576 - Dude you're stupid 'cause she didn't say that 937 00:50:59,576 --> 00:51:02,968 but that's exactly what she meant, I know these things. 938 00:51:02,968 --> 00:51:04,551 - You think really? 939 00:51:09,660 --> 00:51:10,493 Fuck me. 940 00:51:10,493 --> 00:51:12,660 - Yeah, yeah fuck us both. 941 00:51:17,148 --> 00:51:19,481 Dude let's go get fucked up. 942 00:51:20,204 --> 00:51:22,037 Let's go do something. 943 00:51:23,312 --> 00:51:24,145 - Alright. 944 00:51:24,335 --> 00:51:25,648 - Come on let's go. 945 00:51:25,648 --> 00:51:28,231 (upbeat music) 946 00:51:37,472 --> 00:51:39,424 - Tommy what are we doing man, come on? 947 00:51:39,424 --> 00:51:40,257 - Trust fall. 948 00:51:40,257 --> 00:51:41,312 - No not a trust fall. 949 00:51:41,312 --> 00:51:42,240 What are we doing here? 950 00:51:42,240 --> 00:51:44,064 - Just correcting the past. 951 00:51:44,064 --> 00:51:46,647 (upbeat music) 952 00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:01,713 - What? 953 00:52:04,287 --> 00:52:06,870 No, no no no, they're so young. 954 00:52:07,232 --> 00:52:09,152 - [Tommy] Just calm down. 955 00:52:09,152 --> 00:52:12,819 - [Riley] They're like 13 years old shut up. 956 00:52:12,948 --> 00:52:15,115 - Hey ladies, I'm thirsty. 957 00:52:15,252 --> 00:52:17,835 (upbeat music) 958 00:52:19,348 --> 00:52:20,820 So what's your names? 959 00:52:20,820 --> 00:52:22,903 - Amber, this is Caitlin. 960 00:52:24,020 --> 00:52:24,853 - Hi. 961 00:52:24,916 --> 00:52:25,860 - How old are you? 962 00:52:25,860 --> 00:52:27,188 - We're about to be seniors. 963 00:52:27,188 --> 00:52:28,021 - Hot. 964 00:52:29,316 --> 00:52:30,340 - How old are you? 965 00:52:30,340 --> 00:52:31,423 - Old enough. 966 00:52:32,404 --> 00:52:33,237 - Okay. 967 00:52:33,476 --> 00:52:34,976 - Are you married? 968 00:52:35,636 --> 00:52:36,469 - No, why? 969 00:52:37,252 --> 00:52:38,884 - 'Cause you have a wedding ring on. 970 00:52:38,884 --> 00:52:41,540 - No I wear this 'cause I'm a fucking bad ass. 971 00:52:41,540 --> 00:52:42,373 - Oh okay. 972 00:52:43,332 --> 00:52:46,212 - So you guys have little boyfriends or something? 973 00:52:46,212 --> 00:52:47,045 - Maybe. 974 00:52:49,523 --> 00:52:51,812 - So maybe, what kind of answer is that? 975 00:52:51,812 --> 00:52:53,812 - Well what's it to you? 976 00:52:53,892 --> 00:52:57,809 - Well if you don't, you two can party with us. 977 00:52:58,036 --> 00:52:59,348 - What if we do? 978 00:52:59,348 --> 00:53:02,675 - Well if you do, you can still party with us. 979 00:53:02,675 --> 00:53:05,108 - Oh I see, this evening we're gonna party with you? 980 00:53:05,108 --> 00:53:05,941 - We're already partying. 981 00:53:05,941 --> 00:53:07,444 - You call this a fucking party? 982 00:53:07,444 --> 00:53:09,636 - Yeah what do you call it? 983 00:53:09,636 --> 00:53:11,886 - The beginning of the end. 984 00:53:11,892 --> 00:53:13,559 - I think he's high. 985 00:53:15,564 --> 00:53:17,612 - You wanna get out of here? 986 00:53:17,612 --> 00:53:19,660 I can buy you booze it's cool. 987 00:53:19,660 --> 00:53:21,067 - Are you serious? 988 00:53:21,067 --> 00:53:23,260 - Would you get us some wine coolers? 989 00:53:23,260 --> 00:53:25,932 - Yeah, yeah we can drink wine coolers, it's cool. 990 00:53:25,932 --> 00:53:26,987 - [Amber] Really? 991 00:53:26,987 --> 00:53:28,364 - My brother loves wine coolers. 992 00:53:28,364 --> 00:53:30,476 - Oh yeah, they're so good. 993 00:53:30,476 --> 00:53:32,459 - [Amber] Oh you think that's funny? 994 00:53:32,459 --> 00:53:33,819 - Well my mom drinks them so-- 995 00:53:33,819 --> 00:53:34,716 - [Amber] Oh your mom must be pretty cool. 996 00:53:34,716 --> 00:53:36,204 (siren blares) - Cops. 997 00:53:36,204 --> 00:53:39,371 (all talking at once) 998 00:53:41,084 --> 00:53:43,667 (upbeat music) 999 00:53:44,522 --> 00:53:47,689 If you don't run they won't catch you. 1000 00:53:47,980 --> 00:53:50,563 (upbeat music) 1001 00:53:56,188 --> 00:53:58,438 (shushing) 1002 00:53:58,844 --> 00:54:01,484 - The Johnsons have a pool we just have to hop the fence. 1003 00:54:01,484 --> 00:54:02,567 - No, no way. 1004 00:54:03,291 --> 00:54:06,708 - I'll help you guys, I'll help you guys. 1005 00:54:07,033 --> 00:54:07,866 - Why are you freaking? 1006 00:54:07,866 --> 00:54:11,533 Okay good then hold my heels, hold my heels. 1007 00:54:12,348 --> 00:54:13,724 - You're breaking and entering. 1008 00:54:13,724 --> 00:54:14,974 - [Tommy] What? 1009 00:54:17,657 --> 00:54:18,490 - [Caitlin] Careful. 1010 00:54:18,490 --> 00:54:19,323 (slap lands) 1011 00:54:19,323 --> 00:54:20,156 - [Tommy] Over, you're good to go. 1012 00:54:20,156 --> 00:54:22,906 (Riley shushing) 1013 00:54:28,569 --> 00:54:29,527 (door clangs open) 1014 00:54:29,527 --> 00:54:30,360 - Oh God. 1015 00:54:31,289 --> 00:54:32,122 - [Caitlin] Hurry up! 1016 00:54:32,122 --> 00:54:33,337 (Riley shushing) 1017 00:54:33,337 --> 00:54:35,081 - Okay I don't think anyone's home. 1018 00:54:35,081 --> 00:54:37,581 - I don't think so, oh my God. 1019 00:54:38,905 --> 00:54:41,095 I don't think they're home. 1020 00:54:41,095 --> 00:54:41,928 Okay okay. 1021 00:54:47,593 --> 00:54:50,093 - [Amber] Are you guys coming? 1022 00:54:50,405 --> 00:54:51,289 - [Sam And Riley] Yeah. 1023 00:54:51,289 --> 00:54:52,122 - Well hurry up. 1024 00:54:52,122 --> 00:54:53,353 - [Sam] Yeah okay. 1025 00:54:53,353 --> 00:54:54,905 - [Riley] Holy shit. 1026 00:54:54,905 --> 00:54:57,240 (girls squealing) 1027 00:54:57,240 --> 00:54:59,657 (calm music) 1028 00:55:05,529 --> 00:55:06,362 - [Riley Voiceover] Sometimes you know 1029 00:55:06,362 --> 00:55:08,761 when you're about to do something very stupid. 1030 00:55:08,761 --> 00:55:09,705 - [Amber] Yeah Tommy! 1031 00:55:09,705 --> 00:55:12,122 (calm music) 1032 00:55:14,505 --> 00:55:15,338 - Fine. 1033 00:55:16,104 --> 00:55:17,945 - [Riley Voiceover] And other times 1034 00:55:17,945 --> 00:55:20,921 you just have to shut your brain off and do it anyway. 1035 00:55:20,921 --> 00:55:23,754 (girls squealing) 1036 00:55:24,557 --> 00:55:26,057 - [Amber] Finally. 1037 00:55:26,637 --> 00:55:29,054 (calm music) 1038 00:56:35,387 --> 00:56:37,403 - [Tommy] Did you know that Riley and I, 1039 00:56:37,403 --> 00:56:39,819 we were captains of the baseball team? 1040 00:56:39,819 --> 00:56:42,651 - You were captains, were you guys any good? 1041 00:56:42,651 --> 00:56:43,484 - Yep. 1042 00:56:43,579 --> 00:56:44,412 - Really? 1043 00:56:44,412 --> 00:56:45,339 - Yeah we went to state. 1044 00:56:45,339 --> 00:56:48,839 - [Amber] Wow look at you, that's so sexy. 1045 00:56:49,032 --> 00:56:51,227 - I couldn't play 'cause I got injured. 1046 00:56:51,227 --> 00:56:52,977 - You did, where why? 1047 00:56:53,547 --> 00:56:57,202 - I got hit by a ball, I broke my jaw right here. 1048 00:56:57,202 --> 00:56:58,139 - Was it right there? 1049 00:56:58,139 --> 00:56:59,739 - You see there's a scar, it's under my beard. 1050 00:56:59,739 --> 00:57:00,907 - I don't see anything. 1051 00:57:00,907 --> 00:57:01,963 - Well you have to look close. 1052 00:57:01,963 --> 00:57:03,046 - I'm trying. 1053 00:57:04,187 --> 00:57:06,283 (Tommy roars) (Amber screams) 1054 00:57:06,283 --> 00:57:09,700 You ass, what the hell is wrong with you? 1055 00:57:10,395 --> 00:57:11,739 - He does that a lot? 1056 00:57:11,739 --> 00:57:13,403 - [Amber] Oh my God. 1057 00:57:13,403 --> 00:57:16,791 - But Riley, Riley hit like two grand slams. 1058 00:57:16,791 --> 00:57:18,619 In the second grand slam one game 1059 00:57:18,619 --> 00:57:22,369 he just connected and he went all the way in, 1060 00:57:23,215 --> 00:57:24,048 remember it hit the prinicple's car? 1061 00:57:24,048 --> 00:57:27,311 - It hit the principle's car, broke a window yeah. 1062 00:57:27,311 --> 00:57:28,538 - [Amber] What? 1063 00:57:28,538 --> 00:57:29,487 - How much trouble did you get in? 1064 00:57:29,487 --> 00:57:30,320 - None. - That's ridiculous. 1065 00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:31,153 - None? 1066 00:57:31,153 --> 00:57:31,986 - 'Cause we won. 1067 00:57:31,986 --> 00:57:33,279 - [Tommy] He had a good arm. 1068 00:57:33,279 --> 00:57:34,431 - [Amber] Well that's good. 1069 00:57:34,431 --> 00:57:36,927 - Do you wanna go see my tree I used to hang out at? 1070 00:57:36,927 --> 00:57:38,847 - You're tree you used to take all your chicks too? 1071 00:57:38,847 --> 00:57:40,766 - No it was my hangout tree, you wanna go see it? 1072 00:57:40,766 --> 00:57:42,911 - I would love to see your hangout tree. 1073 00:57:42,911 --> 00:57:44,255 - I'm a gentleman you wanna go see for yourself? 1074 00:57:44,255 --> 00:57:48,338 Okay let's go. (Amber squealing) 1075 00:57:49,055 --> 00:57:51,215 - [Caitlin] The line that she's saying is so fun. 1076 00:57:51,215 --> 00:57:52,579 - [Riley] I would have carried 1077 00:57:52,579 --> 00:57:55,246 but you didn't have heels on so. 1078 00:57:56,163 --> 00:57:58,246 - [Caitlin] No it's okay. 1079 00:57:59,088 --> 00:58:01,671 - So, you're gonna be a senior? 1080 00:58:03,651 --> 00:58:04,484 - Yep. 1081 00:58:07,011 --> 00:58:10,428 - Do you have any plans after graduation? 1082 00:58:11,123 --> 00:58:11,985 - Do you really want to talk about 1083 00:58:11,985 --> 00:58:14,485 my graduation plans right now? 1084 00:58:14,643 --> 00:58:16,226 - What do you mean? 1085 00:58:17,251 --> 00:58:21,168 - I mean we're alone hanging out in the dugout. 1086 00:58:23,713 --> 00:58:27,880 Most guys would be trying to make a move by now so. 1087 00:58:28,131 --> 00:58:30,714 - I vaguely remember that yeah. 1088 00:58:37,603 --> 00:58:39,936 - So do you want to kiss me? 1089 00:58:42,499 --> 00:58:45,811 - I don't think that's such a good idea Caitlin. 1090 00:58:45,811 --> 00:58:47,978 - That's not what I asked. 1091 00:58:53,808 --> 00:58:56,391 Okay, alright, how old are you? 1092 00:58:57,026 --> 00:58:58,563 Like really how old are though? 1093 00:58:58,563 --> 00:58:59,396 - Really? 1094 00:58:59,396 --> 00:59:00,229 - Yeah. 1095 00:59:00,627 --> 00:59:01,460 - I'm 29. 1096 00:59:02,675 --> 00:59:03,843 - Are you serious? 1097 00:59:03,843 --> 00:59:04,676 - Yeah. 1098 00:59:04,915 --> 00:59:05,748 - Okay. 1099 00:59:05,748 --> 00:59:08,659 - No, we seriously we can't, I can't. 1100 00:59:08,659 --> 00:59:10,483 - Relax I'm not gonna tell anyone. 1101 00:59:10,483 --> 00:59:11,939 - I know I just, that's not the issue. 1102 00:59:11,939 --> 00:59:13,345 I just don't want you to be my age 1103 00:59:13,345 --> 00:59:15,873 and look back on the day that you 1104 00:59:15,873 --> 00:59:19,171 made a mistake by kissing some old dude. 1105 00:59:19,171 --> 00:59:20,171 - A mistake? 1106 00:59:20,803 --> 00:59:24,136 Do you overthink things like this a lot? 1107 00:59:24,563 --> 00:59:26,396 - I suppose I do yeah. 1108 00:59:28,281 --> 00:59:30,779 - I'm just a kid, you're not gonna ruin my life. 1109 00:59:30,779 --> 00:59:31,947 - I know I just think that you should 1110 00:59:31,947 --> 00:59:34,614 probably kiss guys your own age. 1111 00:59:35,275 --> 00:59:39,025 - Okay well, guys my age don't even kiss you, 1112 00:59:39,259 --> 00:59:41,979 they skip that, straight for a boob grab. 1113 00:59:41,979 --> 00:59:42,812 - Oh yeah? 1114 00:59:42,812 --> 00:59:44,145 - Yeah, oh yeah. 1115 00:59:46,453 --> 00:59:48,085 Whatever it's no big deal. 1116 00:59:48,085 --> 00:59:52,252 Just heard that old guys really take their time so. 1117 00:59:52,917 --> 00:59:55,167 - I don't think so Caitlin. 1118 00:59:57,477 --> 01:00:01,060 - Did you have a girlfriend in high school? 1119 01:00:03,605 --> 01:00:05,105 Did you guys kiss? 1120 01:00:06,037 --> 01:00:08,787 - Of course yeah, yeah we kissed. 1121 01:00:09,589 --> 01:00:12,256 - Well do you want to just maybe 1122 01:00:14,485 --> 01:00:17,152 kiss me like you would kiss her. 1123 01:00:17,925 --> 01:00:20,425 (calm music) 1124 01:00:42,709 --> 01:00:44,376 - [Riley] Like that? 1125 01:00:44,937 --> 01:00:47,187 - Yeah, that's really good. 1126 01:00:49,416 --> 01:00:51,865 - [Riley] Well you got your kiss. 1127 01:00:51,865 --> 01:00:53,865 - Wasn't so hard was it? 1128 01:00:54,313 --> 01:00:55,146 - No. 1129 01:00:56,776 --> 01:00:59,526 - So who were you thinking about? 1130 01:00:59,769 --> 01:01:00,602 - What do you mean? 1131 01:01:00,602 --> 01:01:01,435 - The high school girlfriend that 1132 01:01:01,435 --> 01:01:03,993 you were thinking about when you kissed me. 1133 01:01:03,993 --> 01:01:04,826 - Becca. 1134 01:01:04,873 --> 01:01:05,706 - Becca? 1135 01:01:05,975 --> 01:01:06,808 - Yeah. 1136 01:01:06,808 --> 01:01:08,308 - Becca, the slut. 1137 01:01:09,185 --> 01:01:12,185 - No she was great, she was awesome. 1138 01:01:14,049 --> 01:01:15,966 And she loved me a lot. 1139 01:01:18,033 --> 01:01:21,281 - How come you guys aren't still together? 1140 01:01:21,281 --> 01:01:22,531 - I don't know. 1141 01:01:23,393 --> 01:01:27,393 I mean it was a different lifetime ago you know. 1142 01:01:27,616 --> 01:01:30,199 - Oh please, not that long ago. 1143 01:01:32,049 --> 01:01:35,713 I mean I now I pretended like you're 100, but not that. 1144 01:01:35,713 --> 01:01:38,097 - No you'll understand I mean. 1145 01:01:38,097 --> 01:01:41,514 You don't understand it now but you will. 1146 01:01:42,705 --> 01:01:44,017 - Do you love her? 1147 01:01:44,017 --> 01:01:46,850 You look like you really love her. 1148 01:01:49,329 --> 01:01:51,496 - I do, yeah I guess I do. 1149 01:01:53,553 --> 01:01:55,386 - Just go be with her. 1150 01:01:58,353 --> 01:01:59,665 - You know it's really hard to argue with 1151 01:01:59,665 --> 01:02:01,332 that logic of yours. 1152 01:02:01,777 --> 01:02:05,360 - I know I'm like really smart, I told you. 1153 01:02:06,557 --> 01:02:10,224 (Amber moaning in distance) 1154 01:02:10,912 --> 01:02:12,783 I don't know, I don't want to know. 1155 01:02:12,783 --> 01:02:14,366 - Do you hear that? 1156 01:02:14,561 --> 01:02:17,228 - I'm trying really hard not to. 1157 01:02:24,321 --> 01:02:25,904 - [Riley] By girls. 1158 01:02:32,241 --> 01:02:35,933 - Can you believe we used to take these moments for granted? 1159 01:02:35,933 --> 01:02:38,305 - Seems like forever ago man. 1160 01:02:38,305 --> 01:02:39,921 - Man I'd really appreciate it 1161 01:02:39,921 --> 01:02:42,921 if you'd keep this night between us. 1162 01:02:43,089 --> 01:02:44,089 - Sure yeah. 1163 01:02:44,817 --> 01:02:46,984 - Dude I'm not crazy okay. 1164 01:02:47,201 --> 01:02:51,034 I know this isn't a world I can just run into. 1165 01:02:51,361 --> 01:02:54,028 I just need an escape sometimes. 1166 01:02:54,833 --> 01:02:56,750 - You gonna be alright? 1167 01:02:57,681 --> 01:02:59,681 - Yeah, yeah you'll see. 1168 01:03:01,072 --> 01:03:03,655 (truck cranks) 1169 01:03:16,641 --> 01:03:19,724 Alright, don't be a fucking stranger. 1170 01:03:20,529 --> 01:03:21,696 - Same to you. 1171 01:03:24,416 --> 01:03:27,680 - Well do you know what you're gonna do now? 1172 01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:29,513 - Dude I have no idea. 1173 01:03:30,081 --> 01:03:34,248 - Well when you figure it out give me a call okay. 1174 01:03:34,337 --> 01:03:35,170 - I will. 1175 01:03:35,985 --> 01:03:36,818 - Alright. 1176 01:03:38,697 --> 01:03:40,530 - Stay out of trouble. 1177 01:03:40,921 --> 01:03:43,400 - Get the fuck out of my truck. 1178 01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:45,705 (truck cranks) 1179 01:03:45,705 --> 01:03:46,538 - Thanks. 1180 01:03:58,153 --> 01:03:58,986 Morning. 1181 01:03:59,209 --> 01:04:00,042 - Morning. 1182 01:04:02,041 --> 01:04:03,208 Is that Tommy? 1183 01:04:04,761 --> 01:04:05,594 - Yeah. 1184 01:04:06,793 --> 01:04:08,960 - I see he hasn't changed. 1185 01:04:09,593 --> 01:04:10,426 - Nope. 1186 01:04:12,841 --> 01:04:13,736 - You want some pancakes? 1187 01:04:13,736 --> 01:04:14,569 - Yeah. 1188 01:04:25,228 --> 01:04:27,478 - Did you have a fun night? 1189 01:04:28,317 --> 01:04:29,650 - Yeah not bad. 1190 01:04:31,005 --> 01:04:34,338 - You didn't do anything stupid did you? 1191 01:04:34,762 --> 01:04:36,512 - No more than usual. 1192 01:04:37,867 --> 01:04:40,253 - That's what I was worried about. 1193 01:04:40,253 --> 01:04:44,093 - [Dad] Do you have plans for what you wanna do next? 1194 01:04:44,093 --> 01:04:44,926 - Nope. 1195 01:04:47,437 --> 01:04:50,687 - Well, we all know that this is sudden 1196 01:04:52,125 --> 01:04:56,292 and it'll take some time for you to figure things out. 1197 01:04:59,421 --> 01:05:00,749 - Is there a but coming? 1198 01:05:00,749 --> 01:05:04,916 - No there's not but, we just want you to be happy. 1199 01:05:05,453 --> 01:05:06,286 - I know. 1200 01:05:08,205 --> 01:05:10,955 - And if you need a place to stay 1201 01:05:11,117 --> 01:05:13,950 you can move back here for awhile. 1202 01:05:15,361 --> 01:05:16,194 - What? 1203 01:05:16,817 --> 01:05:18,317 - What's so funny? 1204 01:05:18,897 --> 01:05:22,730 - No I mean I appreciate the offer really but, 1205 01:05:27,537 --> 01:05:30,830 I mean honestly I'd rather be homeless than move back here. 1206 01:05:30,830 --> 01:05:32,385 - Well what kind of statement is that? 1207 01:05:32,385 --> 01:05:34,218 - I'm just saying Mom, 1208 01:05:34,417 --> 01:05:38,167 I'm not gonna be moving back home, like ever. 1209 01:05:39,745 --> 01:05:42,705 - Well it's not a big deal people do it all the time. 1210 01:05:42,705 --> 01:05:43,567 - Okay well if that's the case then 1211 01:05:43,567 --> 01:05:46,577 you can clean my bloody brains off of my bedroom wall. 1212 01:05:46,577 --> 01:05:47,410 - Riley! 1213 01:05:47,585 --> 01:05:49,418 - Honey, he's kidding. 1214 01:05:50,897 --> 01:05:52,814 Tell her you're joking. 1215 01:05:53,777 --> 01:05:54,849 - Of course I'm joking I'm not gonna 1216 01:05:54,849 --> 01:05:57,263 blow my brains out in my bedroom. 1217 01:05:57,263 --> 01:05:58,703 - Well I should hope not. 1218 01:05:58,703 --> 01:06:02,536 - Okay so then just tell us what you wanna do? 1219 01:06:03,473 --> 01:06:04,306 - Well, 1220 01:06:07,409 --> 01:06:08,992 what about Roxanne? 1221 01:06:09,025 --> 01:06:10,442 - What about her? 1222 01:06:10,801 --> 01:06:12,634 - Is she still around? 1223 01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:21,998 - [Dad] There she is, she's as beautiful as ever. 1224 01:06:21,998 --> 01:06:22,998 - Oh my God. 1225 01:06:25,713 --> 01:06:27,329 I can't believe you still have her. 1226 01:06:27,329 --> 01:06:29,841 - Well it's not for lack of trying. 1227 01:06:29,841 --> 01:06:32,424 Nobody will buy the damn thing. 1228 01:06:32,433 --> 01:06:33,766 - She still run? 1229 01:06:33,793 --> 01:06:34,960 - Fire her up. 1230 01:06:44,101 --> 01:06:46,768 (engine cranks) 1231 01:06:50,085 --> 01:06:52,485 - [Mom] Oh I don't feel good about you driving this car. 1232 01:06:52,485 --> 01:06:54,709 What if it dies on you out there? 1233 01:06:54,709 --> 01:06:56,709 - If she dies, she dies. 1234 01:06:58,005 --> 01:06:59,172 - I'm serious. 1235 01:06:59,349 --> 01:07:02,645 - I'll figure it out as I go along, I always do. 1236 01:07:02,645 --> 01:07:04,645 - So where you gonna go? 1237 01:07:05,781 --> 01:07:07,448 - Wherever I end up. 1238 01:07:08,181 --> 01:07:12,105 - Okay well call us when you find out where you're going. 1239 01:07:12,105 --> 01:07:12,938 - I will. 1240 01:07:13,401 --> 01:07:14,393 - [Mom] Okay, love you. 1241 01:07:14,393 --> 01:07:15,810 - I love you too. 1242 01:07:16,329 --> 01:07:17,162 By Dad. 1243 01:07:17,945 --> 01:07:19,705 (car cranks) 1244 01:07:19,705 --> 01:07:21,122 - [Mom] Oh honey. 1245 01:07:21,321 --> 01:07:22,185 - See you around. 1246 01:07:22,185 --> 01:07:23,435 - Drive safely. 1247 01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:26,617 Why did you let him drive that car? 1248 01:07:26,617 --> 01:07:27,450 - [Dad] He's a good boy. 1249 01:07:27,450 --> 01:07:28,873 - [Mom] Okay fine. 1250 01:07:28,873 --> 01:07:31,790 (acoustic guitar) 1251 01:09:15,526 --> 01:09:18,276 (car door shuts) 1252 01:09:23,958 --> 01:09:25,875 - [Riley] Jesus Christ. 1253 01:09:37,050 --> 01:09:39,800 (doorbell rings) 1254 01:09:45,018 --> 01:09:45,851 Hey Becca. 1255 01:09:46,490 --> 01:09:47,323 - Riley? 1256 01:09:48,970 --> 01:09:50,970 What are you doing here? 1257 01:09:51,082 --> 01:09:53,499 - I was just passing through. 1258 01:09:55,050 --> 01:09:58,586 I heard you lived here and I got your address from your mom. 1259 01:09:58,586 --> 01:10:00,419 I hope that's alright. 1260 01:10:00,487 --> 01:10:02,404 - Yeah, yeah it's okay. 1261 01:10:04,552 --> 01:10:06,635 Just a little surprising. 1262 01:10:07,226 --> 01:10:10,346 - I should of called, sorry that was rude. 1263 01:10:10,346 --> 01:10:11,846 - No no it's fine. 1264 01:10:14,730 --> 01:10:18,897 I can't believe you're here standing on my front porch. 1265 01:10:21,310 --> 01:10:23,310 - It's been a long time. 1266 01:10:23,933 --> 01:10:24,766 - Yeah. 1267 01:10:27,150 --> 01:10:28,317 - How are you? 1268 01:10:31,150 --> 01:10:33,567 - I don't know, I don't know. 1269 01:10:37,342 --> 01:10:39,925 - Well listen I'm gonna be here 1270 01:10:40,046 --> 01:10:42,590 for the next couple of days so, 1271 01:10:42,590 --> 01:10:44,894 if you ever want to go out for a drink 1272 01:10:44,894 --> 01:10:47,311 or anything just let me know. 1273 01:10:49,338 --> 01:10:51,505 - You want to have dinner? 1274 01:10:52,542 --> 01:10:53,375 - Dinner? 1275 01:10:54,270 --> 01:10:56,302 Tomorrow, does that work? 1276 01:10:56,302 --> 01:10:57,135 - Or now? 1277 01:10:57,886 --> 01:10:59,886 - Like now now you mean? 1278 01:11:00,542 --> 01:11:01,375 - Yeah. 1279 01:11:03,134 --> 01:11:04,384 If you want to. 1280 01:11:09,870 --> 01:11:11,537 - What's for dinner? 1281 01:11:11,630 --> 01:11:12,713 - Okay, okay. 1282 01:11:15,230 --> 01:11:16,730 - Whoa, holy shit. 1283 01:11:18,318 --> 01:11:19,582 Tommy made those little cheat sheets. 1284 01:11:19,582 --> 01:11:22,798 They were like this small with six font you know. 1285 01:11:22,798 --> 01:11:25,070 He made a lot of money selling those. 1286 01:11:25,070 --> 01:11:27,580 - That went better than expected. 1287 01:11:27,580 --> 01:11:28,413 - Are they down? 1288 01:11:28,413 --> 01:11:30,830 - Down well, Kyle's down I think 1289 01:11:30,830 --> 01:11:33,580 Robin will follow shortly I hope. 1290 01:11:33,628 --> 01:11:34,461 - Thank you. 1291 01:11:34,461 --> 01:11:36,190 - They're very very cute kids. 1292 01:11:36,190 --> 01:11:39,022 - Well that's all her doing I'm afraid. 1293 01:11:39,022 --> 01:11:41,934 I might be responsible for their stubbornness 1294 01:11:41,934 --> 01:11:45,117 a bit and that's about all they get from me. 1295 01:11:45,117 --> 01:11:47,694 So what were you guys talking about? 1296 01:11:47,694 --> 01:11:49,084 - Oh just high school. 1297 01:11:49,084 --> 01:11:49,917 - High school. 1298 01:11:49,917 --> 01:11:51,636 - High school, so you guys knew each other 1299 01:11:51,636 --> 01:11:52,628 pretty well in high school right? 1300 01:11:52,628 --> 01:11:54,711 - Yeah yeah, pretty well. 1301 01:11:54,820 --> 01:11:58,212 - Well good 'cause Becca never talks about high school. 1302 01:11:58,212 --> 01:12:00,176 So I have some questions. 1303 01:12:00,176 --> 01:12:04,259 Was she a righteous dork like she is still today? 1304 01:12:04,499 --> 01:12:05,332 - Shut up. 1305 01:12:05,912 --> 01:12:07,720 - Yeah something like that. 1306 01:12:07,720 --> 01:12:09,672 - Oh you're one to talk. 1307 01:12:09,672 --> 01:12:13,839 - Nah she was very nice, funny, everybody liked her. 1308 01:12:14,328 --> 01:12:15,912 - Except Patrick Skinner. 1309 01:12:15,912 --> 01:12:18,995 - Yes Patrick, that was an exception. 1310 01:12:19,512 --> 01:12:23,016 - Oh yeah and what was the deal with Patrick Skinner? 1311 01:12:23,016 --> 01:12:26,552 - He used to hold her down against her will 1312 01:12:26,552 --> 01:12:30,635 and he would tickle her like pretty aggressively. 1313 01:12:32,487 --> 01:12:34,008 - [Husband] One of those guys huh? 1314 01:12:34,008 --> 01:12:36,856 - Yeah well he got what was coming to him. 1315 01:12:36,856 --> 01:12:38,296 - [Husband] And what was that? 1316 01:12:38,296 --> 01:12:40,104 - Riley beat him up after school 1317 01:12:40,104 --> 01:12:42,604 in the Jiffy Trip parking lot. 1318 01:12:42,616 --> 01:12:46,616 - Allegedly, that theory hasn't been proven yet. 1319 01:12:47,416 --> 01:12:49,640 - Oh hello, if you wanted to keep it a secret 1320 01:12:49,640 --> 01:12:50,680 you probably shouldn't have done it 1321 01:12:50,680 --> 01:12:52,792 in front of Tommy who told Missy. 1322 01:12:52,792 --> 01:12:54,696 And we all know Missy can't keep a secret 1323 01:12:54,696 --> 01:12:58,863 'cause she called me and told me before the blood was dry. 1324 01:12:59,176 --> 01:13:01,259 (scoffs) 1325 01:13:01,272 --> 01:13:03,189 - You did that for her? 1326 01:13:04,168 --> 01:13:05,168 - Allegedly. 1327 01:13:08,520 --> 01:13:10,687 - So how about boyfriends? 1328 01:13:12,104 --> 01:13:13,704 Did she have a lot of them? 1329 01:13:13,704 --> 01:13:15,287 - No, just the one. 1330 01:13:19,270 --> 01:13:22,184 - [Husband] Oh yeah, and what was he like? 1331 01:13:22,184 --> 01:13:23,351 - Total idiot. 1332 01:13:25,080 --> 01:13:26,726 - [Husband] Don't tell me you had to beat him up too. 1333 01:13:26,726 --> 01:13:29,309 - [Riley] I probably should of. 1334 01:13:29,592 --> 01:13:33,759 - High school just feels like a million years ago you know. 1335 01:13:35,960 --> 01:13:39,460 - Feels like it was just yesterday for me. 1336 01:13:42,536 --> 01:13:45,619 - So Riley what brings you to Denver? 1337 01:13:46,064 --> 01:13:47,981 - Just passing through. 1338 01:13:48,512 --> 01:13:49,345 - I see. 1339 01:13:50,432 --> 01:13:52,272 And passing through form where? 1340 01:13:52,272 --> 01:13:53,760 Where do you live? 1341 01:13:53,760 --> 01:13:57,927 - I used to live in Chicago, but I recently moved. 1342 01:13:59,024 --> 01:13:59,857 - Really? 1343 01:14:01,280 --> 01:14:03,613 What made you leave Chicago? 1344 01:14:05,216 --> 01:14:07,799 - My marriage ended so you know 1345 01:14:11,216 --> 01:14:13,716 I've been making some changes. 1346 01:14:14,228 --> 01:14:15,478 - I'm so sorry. 1347 01:14:16,020 --> 01:14:20,187 - Yeah that's, sorry to hear, that's never easy on anyone. 1348 01:14:23,859 --> 01:14:26,442 - So what are you gonna do now? 1349 01:14:28,132 --> 01:14:32,132 - I don't know, I gotta kind of figure that out. 1350 01:14:33,204 --> 01:14:34,468 - Well I admire you. 1351 01:14:34,468 --> 01:14:38,635 It takes a lot of courage to just start all over again. 1352 01:14:40,580 --> 01:14:44,747 - Courage or stupidity, I haven't figured that out yet. 1353 01:14:52,740 --> 01:14:53,740 Good coffee. 1354 01:14:55,204 --> 01:14:56,537 - It's a Keurig. 1355 01:14:58,724 --> 01:15:00,244 Well Riley it was great to meet you. 1356 01:15:00,244 --> 01:15:02,532 And you know what any friend of Becca's is a friend of mine. 1357 01:15:02,532 --> 01:15:04,212 - [Riley] Likewise, thanks for dinner. 1358 01:15:04,212 --> 01:15:05,652 Everything was great, appreciate it. 1359 01:15:05,652 --> 01:15:08,985 - [Husband] You got it thanks, any time. 1360 01:15:09,012 --> 01:15:11,220 - I'm just gonna walk him to the car. 1361 01:15:11,220 --> 01:15:12,053 - Okay. 1362 01:15:13,012 --> 01:15:13,845 Night. 1363 01:15:18,084 --> 01:15:21,167 - Oh my God, you still have Roxeanne. 1364 01:15:22,580 --> 01:15:23,924 - You remembered her name. 1365 01:15:23,924 --> 01:15:26,244 - Of course I did, I spent more time 1366 01:15:26,244 --> 01:15:29,220 in this piece of shit than I did in my own bedroom. 1367 01:15:29,220 --> 01:15:30,963 - Hey take it easy on here okay. 1368 01:15:30,963 --> 01:15:32,228 She's been through a lot. 1369 01:15:32,228 --> 01:15:36,395 - Yeah I know, you stole my virginity in the back seat. 1370 01:15:37,652 --> 01:15:40,520 - I, I think It was the other way around. 1371 01:15:40,520 --> 01:15:43,603 - Oh please you begged me to take it. 1372 01:15:43,640 --> 01:15:46,120 - I don't remember you putting up much of a fight. 1373 01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:48,856 - Well I guess that's the problem growing up 1374 01:15:48,856 --> 01:15:53,023 in a small town, get bored enough to try anything. 1375 01:15:53,835 --> 01:15:56,668 - Well thank you, appreciate that. 1376 01:15:57,534 --> 01:15:58,496 - [Becca] Guess it wasn't all bad. 1377 01:15:58,496 --> 01:15:59,329 - Nah. 1378 01:16:03,328 --> 01:16:05,823 - What are you really doing here? 1379 01:16:05,823 --> 01:16:07,406 - What do you mean? 1380 01:16:08,240 --> 01:16:09,573 - Come on Riley. 1381 01:16:10,943 --> 01:16:12,928 We haven't talked for years and you just show up 1382 01:16:12,928 --> 01:16:15,761 on my front porch out of the blue. 1383 01:16:17,520 --> 01:16:18,937 Why are you here? 1384 01:16:22,416 --> 01:16:24,249 - I don't know I mean, 1385 01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:29,744 don't you ever think about us? 1386 01:16:29,744 --> 01:16:31,494 What could have been? 1387 01:16:32,240 --> 01:16:34,048 - Riley don't do this to yourself. 1388 01:16:34,048 --> 01:16:34,881 - Do what? 1389 01:16:36,367 --> 01:16:39,120 - Listen I know your divorce is still pretty fresh 1390 01:16:39,120 --> 01:16:41,953 but I, you can't just show up here 1391 01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:46,390 and start up shit like nothing ever happened. 1392 01:16:47,392 --> 01:16:49,475 I have a family in there. 1393 01:16:50,960 --> 01:16:52,627 This is my life now. 1394 01:16:54,912 --> 01:16:55,745 - I know. 1395 01:16:58,864 --> 01:17:02,031 I just wanted to see you in your life. 1396 01:17:04,591 --> 01:17:05,591 - I'm sorry. 1397 01:17:07,568 --> 01:17:10,064 - You called me right before my wedding. 1398 01:17:10,064 --> 01:17:11,814 - That was a mistake. 1399 01:17:11,984 --> 01:17:12,896 I shouldn't have don't that. 1400 01:17:12,896 --> 01:17:14,096 - Why did you do it? 1401 01:17:14,096 --> 01:17:17,429 Why didn't you tell me to not marry her? 1402 01:17:18,880 --> 01:17:21,294 - You sounded so happy on the phone. 1403 01:17:21,294 --> 01:17:25,461 - Yeah I was happy because I was talking to you okay. 1404 01:17:29,344 --> 01:17:30,677 - You should go. 1405 01:17:33,200 --> 01:17:37,367 - I'm staying at the Hampton Inn down the road, room 312. 1406 01:17:50,756 --> 01:17:54,923 I wouldn't have married her if you told me not to. 1407 01:17:55,796 --> 01:17:58,213 I just want you to know that. 1408 01:18:02,292 --> 01:18:04,959 (engine cranks) 1409 01:18:17,748 --> 01:18:21,415 (sports news playing on TV) 1410 01:18:25,876 --> 01:18:28,793 (knocking on door) 1411 01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:43,333 Hi. 1412 01:19:21,643 --> 01:19:24,143 (Becca gasps) 1413 01:19:27,084 --> 01:19:29,501 (calm music) 1414 01:19:57,280 --> 01:19:58,530 - What's wrong? 1415 01:20:01,344 --> 01:20:02,427 - Everything. 1416 01:20:08,895 --> 01:20:12,728 - I can make this work for you, you know that? 1417 01:20:13,440 --> 01:20:14,273 - I know. 1418 01:20:16,880 --> 01:20:17,880 But I can't. 1419 01:20:23,280 --> 01:20:26,280 (sniffles and sobs) 1420 01:20:32,640 --> 01:20:34,973 - What do you want me to do? 1421 01:20:36,352 --> 01:20:39,602 - Just hold me for a little bit longer. 1422 01:20:44,479 --> 01:20:47,062 (Becca crying) 1423 01:20:52,592 --> 01:20:55,425 (acoustic guitar) 1424 01:22:24,731 --> 01:22:25,564 - [Riley Voiceover] There comes a moment 1425 01:22:25,564 --> 01:22:29,071 in every man's life where he must make a choice 1426 01:22:29,071 --> 01:22:31,375 and decide to push forward and forge ahead 1427 01:22:31,375 --> 01:22:33,103 with the path he's chosen hoping 1428 01:22:33,103 --> 01:22:35,263 that eventually something rights itself 1429 01:22:35,263 --> 01:22:38,263 and everything works out in the end. 1430 01:22:38,895 --> 01:22:41,812 Or this man can decide to jump ship 1431 01:22:42,701 --> 01:22:44,110 into the murky cloudy waters of 1432 01:22:44,110 --> 01:22:46,639 the unknown on the remote chance that 1433 01:22:46,639 --> 01:22:49,639 there's something greater out there. 1434 01:22:49,935 --> 01:22:52,352 (calm music) 1435 01:22:57,519 --> 01:23:01,686 Maybe today is the day I take a chance at something greater. 1436 01:23:03,199 --> 01:23:06,032 (acoustic guitar) 1437 01:23:07,727 --> 01:23:11,060 Maybe today is the day I decide to jump. 1438 01:23:12,159 --> 01:23:15,076 (acoustic guitar) 95621