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Previously�on The�L�Word:�Generation�Q...
Oh,�shit!
[Tess] � I�have�got�so�much on�my�plate�already.
[Shane] I�can�help�with�that.
Your�help�is�how�this�happened.
[Shane] � Let�me�just�stay�out of�your�way�then.
-[moaning] -[Dani] � Nat?
[Nat] Hey,�Gigi�just�called�me.
I�can't�get�ready�on�my�own,
and�I�didn't�want�you to�be�late.
[Taylor] It�was�nice�to�meet�you.
[Alice] Yeah,�you�too.
[Taylor] And�good�luck�on�the�show.
[Alice] You�should�stay�and�watch.
[Finley] Congratulations�on�the�baby.
You're�not�supposed to�know�that.
Look,�we're�not�having�a�baby.
[Finley] We're�fine.
-We�like�each�other,�okay? -No,�we�don't.
And�to�be�honest, I�liked�whoever
she�was�fucking while�you�were�gone.
[Hendrix] My�name�is�Samuel�Hendrix.
I�am�your�professor. I�am�happy�you're�in�my�class.
[Sophie] I�lost�a�contestant
for�the�dating�game? Can�you�please�do�it�for�me?
Contestant�three,�I�choose�you.
-[confetti�pops] -[Alice]�You're�funny.
-For�a�regular�gal. -Yeah.
[Dani] � What�is�going�on between�you�two?
-[Gigi] � I'm�just�confused. -[Dani] � I'm�done.
[Sophie] You�want�to�come�over?
Truce.
[Maribel] I�don't�want�to�push�you
into�something that�you're�not�ready�for.
I�want�to�have�a�baby�with�you.
Hey,�Tess?
I'm�sorry�I�snapped at�you�earlier.
All�is�forgiven.
[Tess] Can�we�just�go�home?
Great�show.
Ah...
Uh,�same-same�to�you.
I�don't�find�trouble,�yeah, trouble�finds�me
upbeat�music
That's�how�I�feel
Boo,�it's�spooky�season
-�Yeah,�spooky�season -�Boo
It's�spooky�season,�yeah...
Dani�is�in�a�very�sensitive place�right�now,�okay?
-Gotcha. -She's�probably...
Oof,�depressed,�anti-social,
-all�of�it.�Mm-hmm. -I�get�that.
-Hi,�hi. -[Sophie]�Hey.
Oh,�wow.�Look�at�you. You�look�so�good.
Oh,�thank�you. You�know,�I�feel�good.
-What's�up,�bud? -What's�up?
-Sophie�thought�you'd�be�a�mess. -What?�No.
I�didn't�say�a�mess.
She�absolutely fucking�said�that.
Not�a�mess.
I�just�thought�that,�you�know, from�the�breakup...
[Dani] Uh-huh.�I�am...
I�am�totally�fine.
I'm�more�than�fine,�actually.
Guess�who's�coming to�town�tonight?
If�it's�Harry�Styles, can�you�please�get�us�tickets?
-Is�it�Harry�Styles? -No.
It�is�way�better�than�that.
-Okay.�Doubtful. -Uh,�who�is�it?
It's�Roxy.
-Roxy?�What?�[laughs] -Yeah.
Wait,�who's�Roxy? Ooh,�chocolate.
-Mm-mm,�it's�sausage. -Oh.
-Ooh.�Um... -Sorry.�[chuckles]
Roxy�is�Dani's�bad�friend.
[whispering]�Ba-da, ba-da,�bad...
-She-she...�No. -Ooh.
-She's�not�bad. -Okay,�yeah.�The�last�time
she�was�here,�you�guys�ended�up
in�an�orgy�in�San�Luis�Obispo.
Shut�the�fuck�up.
-[Sophie]�Mm-hmm. -That...�that�was�actually
a�leather�party�in�the�Valley,
-and�it�was�fun. -[Sophie]�Same�thing.
I�love�fun�friends.�I'm a�lot�of�people's�fun�friend,
and�I...�that's�a�compliment from�me.
[Dani]�She�said�that she's�gonna�meet�us�here,
but�she's,�like, two�hours�late�to�everything,
so�I'm�not�gonna hold�my�breath.�Um,
she�is�going�to�be my�wingman�tonight.
-Hey. -Oh,�good�for�you,
getting�back�on�that�horse.
-Mess�no�more. -Yeah.
Yeah,�we�are�going�hard this�Halloween.
-Whoa.�Okay.�[chuckles] -Okay,�now�I'm�scared.
[gasps]�Roxy!
-[squeals,�laughs] -D-Bag!
Hi.
Happy�Halloween,�bitch.
They're�gonna�end�up�in�jail.
Well,�at�least�they'll�have�you to�bail�them�out.
Aw,�babe.
We�can�take�it to�the�graveyard,�yeah
Singing�boo-oo-oo,�yeah
Boo-oo-oo,�yeah
Show�the�living how�the�dead�can�dance
Singing�boo-oo-oo,�yeah
[sustained�buzzing]
[snoring�softly]
[buzzing�stops]
[Alice] Good�morning,�sunshine.�Wow.
You�are�a�deep�sleeper.
I�grew�up�near�a�firehouse.
Learned�to�sleep through�anything.
-For�real? -[laughs]�No.�I�took
a�gummy�at�2�a.m. because�I�woke�up�and
-I�couldn't�fall�back�asleep. -Well,�I�slept
great�because�I�was very�tired�from�you.
Wow.
You�got�heels�and,�like,�you
look�like�Alice,�the�superstar. [laughs]
-What,�this? -Yeah.
Oh,�no.�I�dress�like�this for�you.
[laughs]
Hey,�what�about�tonight? Should�we�go�to�Dana's,
-and,�like,�dress�up? -Oh,�man.
I�wouldn't�even�need�a�costume
for�tonight.�I'm,�like,
halfway�to � Walking�Dead � extra.
Just�missing�some�blood�here, some�dirt...
I�was�thinking it�could�be�really�fun
if�we�stay�here�and�we�do, like,�a�scary�movie�marathon?
I�know�you�haven't�left�my�house in�two�days,�but...
-Yeah. -Yeah?
-Yeah,�yeah. -Oh,�good.
-Okay,�good,�good. -Yeah.�Let's�keep�the�zombie
off�the�streets. I�like�the�way�you�think.
Yes,�because�I�have�all�these
great�decorations,
and�I�thought�this�could�be kind�of�fun�to,�like,
-hang�them�all. -Wow.�[laughs]
You're,�like, a�Halloween�person.
Eh.�I'm�more�like�a�girl
who�steals�things from�work,�but...
-You're�a�thief.�[laughs] -Yes,�I'm�a�thief.
-Good�morning.�Oh.�Okay. -Morning�breath.
Yeah,�pumpkin-flavored.
Um,�I�was�gonna�make�you�coffee 'cause�I�thought,
you�know,�you're�sick of�making...�coffee.
-Yeah?�Okay,�good. -Okay.�Oh,�that's�really�nice.
Thanks.�Do�you�have any�contact�solution?
[sighs]
Mama,�do�you�want�to�dress�up for�Halloween?
I�found,�I�think�it's�Dorothy
from � The�Wizard�of�Oz...
-Let�me�just�finish�her�lip. -[laughs]
Okay,�I�see�how�it�is.
Doesn't�she�look�amazing? Look�at�this.
[Tess] You�look�phenomenal.
Yeah,�there�you�go. Check�that�out.�Huh?
[laughs]
[Tess]�I'm�so�happy�to�see that�you're�still�faithful
to�Dolly�Parton.
Oh,�she's�my�higher�power.
-Patty? -Hmm?
-Ready�for�breakfast�now? -Yeah,�sure�am.
-Okay. -Oh,�happy�Halloween.
Oh,�also,�the�smoke�machine is�gonna�be�delivered
-at�noon�to�the�bar. -You�look�good.
-So,�I'm�gonna�go�sign�for�it. -[Tess]�Cool,�thanks.
What�were�you�last�year,�Ma? I�forget.
[Patty] What?�I�don't�know.
[Tess]�Hang�on�a�second, I'll�find�a�photo.
-[Shane]�Here�you�go. -[Patty]�A�photo?
A�photo�of�what?
[Tess] It's,�uh...�hold�on.
I�just�got�an�email from�the�contractor.
[Patty]�F...�Wh... What�are�you�talking�about?
Are�you�good�with�n/naka tonight�for�dinner?
[Patty]�Uh,�how�am�I supposed�to�eat�this?
Do�you�need�a... Could�you�get�her�a�spoon?
Oh,�Patty,�I'm�sorry. Yeah,�of�course.
[Patty] I�don't�have�a�spoon.
-[Shane]�So? -[silverware�clinking]
Are�you...
Are�you�good�with�n/naka? There�you�go.
Uh,�yeah.�God,�Gloria�is gonna�be�here�at�four,
and�then,�yes.
Okay.
Oh,�she's�gonna�get�cold in�that.�Can�I�grab�this?
-Hey.�Hey. -What?
Here,�Mama.�Let's�get�this�on.
-[Patty]�What?�For�me? -[Tess]�Yeah.
[Patty]�But�that's�not part�of�my�costume.
[Tess]�Well,�you'll�just wear�it�for�now,�okay?
-How's�that? -Good.
[Tess]�You�know�what? How�about�we�go�for�a�walk
around�the�reservoir before�Gloria�gets�here?
Just�you�and�me,�Dolly. What�do�you�say?
[Patty] I�say,�"Get�my�pocketbook."
[Southern�accent] Okay,�then,�Mama.
I'll�get�your�pocketbook. It's�right�here.
[Shane] Tess?
[Tess]�Maybe�we�sit�by�the�water a�little�while,�huh?
I'll�see�you...�later? We'll�touch�base?
Yes.
Bye.
You�look�just�like the�real�Dolly.�[laughs]
[Patty] Oh,�get�out�of�here.
[Micah] � Okay,�so�I�made a�whole�list�of�questions
for�your�coworker and�their�partner,
so�when�we�get�there, I�kind�of�figure�that...
Ta-da.
-[scoffs]�No. -What?
No,�I�thought we�nixed�the�avocado.
But�you�said you'd�think�about�it.
Look,�we're�about�to�meet the�only�trans,
nonbinary�parents�that�we�know.
And?
And�I�don't�want�to�be�there as�an�avocado.
I�have�questions about�life�insurance
-on�the�list. -Except�it's�Halloween.
[Micah�sighs]
And�I'm�pretty�sure their�family�will�be�dressed�up.
Okay,�well,�do�you�have
any�other�questions that�you�want�to�add?
[scoffs]�I�mean, "Why�is�my�baby�zaddy�so�fine?"
-[sighs]�I'm�serious,�Maribel. -[chuckles]
-What? -Okay,�just...
let�me�know�if�you think�of�anything,�okay?
And,�uh,�I'm�sorry,
but�it's�a�"no"�on�the�avocado. I�love�you,�though.
-I�do,�I�promise. -No.
Come�on,�I�need�another�half.
-�Bad�bitch -�I'm-a�roll�up�in�a�golden
Carriage�pulled�by�six white�stallions�that�match
What�I'm�wearing,�I�walk�in
And�my�status�is�apparent
And�I�fan�myself�with�feathers while�I�yawn�in�Paris
My�hair�and�my�nails and�the�heels�that�I'm�on
All�look�like�the�candy I�got�on�my�arm
You�can't�taste�the�candy I�got�on�my�arm
-Angie! -Oh...
-Hi.�Oh,�my�God,�guess�what? -Hi.
I�got�my�first�professional�gig.
-What?�Oh! -I'm�a�paid�actor.
-Oh!�Oh,�my�God! -[squeals]
That's�incredible.�Bella.
I'm�the�only�undergrad�freshman who�made�it.
Well,�except�for�this one�other�person,
but�who�cares�about�her. You�have�to�come�see�me�tonight.
It's�one�night�only.
Oh,�that's�such�a�bummer.
I-I�just...�I-I�can't.
-What?�No. -Yeah,
I�have�this...�I�have�this�exam that�I�have�to�study�for.
Yeah,�but�you�always have�to�study.
It's�like... you're�missing�college.
I-I�know.�I'm-I'm�really�sorry,
but,�you�know,�I�know you're�gonna�kill�it.
[stammers] Got�to�go,�break�a�leg.
Angie.
Let�them�eat�cake
Let�them�eat�cake, let�them�eat�it
You�got�to�eat�that�cake
Let�them�eat�cake, let�them�eat�cake
I'd�like�to�do the�alternative�assignment.
[Hendrix] Okay,�have�you
decided�which�work you�want�to�use?
r.�erica�doyle's � proxy.
Right,�okay.�So...
all�you�have�to�do�is�reimagine that�in�a�different�medium.
You�could�do�a�movement�piece,
a�culinary�work�of�art, a�short�film...
-See�you,�Hendrix. -Hey,�uh,�have�a�good�day,�Ben.
[Benny] Thanks.
Happy�Halloween.
[student] Hey,�thanks.�You,�too.
Oh,�are�you�going�to�the...
[conversation�continues indistinctly]
gentle�music
Hi.
How�do�you�always�smell�so�good?
-[door�opens] -[coughs]
[Benny]�Sorry,�I... left�my�phone�on�the�table.
All�good,�Ben.
See�you.
[chuckles]
"Spooky�Scary�Skeletons" by�LVCRFT
Spooky,�scary�skeletons send�shivers
Down�your�spine
Shrieking�skulls will�shock�your�soul
And�seal�your�doom tonight...
[Maribel] You�should've�worn�the�avocado.
I�stand�by�my�choice.
You�know...
I�hope�you're�happy.
Oh.�Yeah,�no.�I-I...
-[retches] -Fuck!
Oh,�shit.�Fuck.
-[crying] -[Maribel]�Micah,�language.
Shoot,�shoot,�shoot.
I'm-I'm�sorry.�I'm�sorry. Hey,�I'm�sorry.�Are�you�okay?
-Oh,�my�God. -You're�okay,�baby.�Hey.
Hey,�Maribel.
-Hey,�you�made�it. -[Maribel]�Hi,�Reese.
-This�is�Micah.�Micah,�Reese. -Hi,�nice�to�meet�you.
-This�is�Phoenix. -Hi,�Phoenix.�Hey...
-So�sorry�about�your�shoe. -No,�I...
Thank�you�for�inviting�us.
Yes,�of�course. I'm�happy�you're�here.
[Max] Phoenix?
Oh,�sweetheart.
-Here,�go�to�nibi. -Come�here.
-This�is�my�partner,�Max. -[Maribel]�Hi.
Hi.�It's�nice�to�meet�you�both.
Yeah.�No,�uh,�same.�Yeah.
Are�you�all�right? Does�your�tummy�hurt?
All�right,�what�do�we�say we�lay�off�the�sugar
-for�a�little�bit?�Yeah?�Cool. -Okay.
[Phoenix�groans]
And,�um,�if�you�follow�me,
I�can�get�you�a�wet�wipe for�that�shoe.
I'm�sorry,�okay?
I-I�think�I�made�this all�a�lot�worse.
-Not�at�all. -[Reese�chuckles]
Let�me�tell�you, puke�is�just�a�part�of�it.
-[Reese]�Yes. -I�mean,�really.�Yeah.
-Come�with�me. -[Micah]�Okay.
-Learning�so�much�already. -[chuckles]
[chuckles] Well,�let's�get�you�a�drink.
-Yeah.�[laughs] -Let's�go.
[Reese]�It's�good�to�see�you out�of�the�office.
[Maribel] � Right?
But�the�publishing process�just�takes
so�goddamn�long�that, by�the�time�my�debut�dropped,
I�felt�like�a�different�writer,
and�I�can't�even read�it�now,�so...
Yeah,�I'm�glad nobody�else�read�it.
-Mm...�Mm. -Stop.
-Yep. -No.�Stop.
[laughs]�I'm�so�sorry.
I'm,�like,�on�chapter�six of�the�audio�book.
Oh,�my�gosh.�It's�like�you�are sniffing�my�dirty�laundry.
-No. -I�love�that�for�me.
[laughs]�No.�What...�um...
Um...
I'm�sorry.�I�don't�think I�should�be�here.
What?
Yeah.
-No,�no.�It's�okay. -[scoffs]
Why'd�you�think�I�wanted to�go�out�on�Halloween�so�bad?
I�just�thought�you�really�liked malt�balls�or�something.
No,�no,�no,�no. It�is�because�we�can�be�us.
We're�in�disguise,
and�we're�gonna�have a�good�night.
-[laughs]�Okay. -Come�on.
-[howling�sound�plays] -There's�a�haunted�house.
-Sorry,�a�what? -[laughs]
-Oh,�my�gosh. -No,�no,�no,�no.
-No,�no,�no,�no,�no. -Oh,�my�God.�Yes!
-Come�on. -Oh,�my�God.
[indistinct�chatter,�screaming]
-Okay. -[Angie]�Come�on,�it's�just
the�drama�department. It's�not�gonna�be�scary�at�all.
Uh...
Okay.�Um,�but,
if�I�see�a�clown...�Mm-mm.
There's�not�gonna�be�a�clown.
-Are�you�sure? -Yes,�yes,�yes,�yes.
Can...
How�do�you�see�where you're�stepping?�Like...
upbeat�music
Show�me�your�city
Space�it�right
Show�me�your�city
Shine�bright
Oh,�oh,�ooh,�babe...
-She's�cute. -Duh.�She�looks�like�a�mistake.
-[chuckles] -Yeah,�but,�like,
the�good�kind.
Hello?
[Dani] Shane?�No.
[Roxy] What?�She's�fucking�hot.
[Dani] Uh...
She-She's�got a�serious�girlfriend.
Yeah,�she'd�probably still�sleep�with�you�anyway.
[Roxy]�Oh,�shit. I�don't�fuck�with�that.
[Finley]�What�are�you starting�rumors�for?
She's�with�Tess.�They're,�like,
fucking�married.
Come�here,�Finn.
I�just�think�that, the�other�day,�I...
[Roxy] What�about�her?
I�sort�of,�maybe, saw�something�and...
No�way.�Bullshit.
You're�nuts.�Hey,�uh,
these�are�from�the�folks over�in�the�booth.
Let�me�know�if�you�guys need�anything�else,�okay?
-Well,�look�at�that. -Oh.
-Cheers. -Thank�you.
Well,�what�am�I? Fucking�invisible?
-No.�You're�just�not�single. -Mm.
Okay,�but�they�don't�know�that.
[sighs]�What's�wrong�with�me?
[Roxy] Well,�the�costume's�not�great.
-[Dani]�She's�right. -Oh,�come�on.
Are�you�kidding�me�right�now?
Look�at�this�shit�right�here. Look�at�this�gangster�shit.
[Roxy] Yeah,�we're�looking�at�it.
[Dani] It's�not�good.
I�am�"raining�cats�and�dogs." Meow,�ruff,�ruff.
-Definitely�not. -No.
[Sophie] Really?�Come�on,
it's�funny.�I�made�this.
-Yeah,�I�can�tell. -Aw,�fuck.
[Roxy]�Look,�you're�hot, but�the�costume's�not.
Come�with�us. Let's-let's�fix�this.
All�right.�I�spent the�whole�day�at�Ross's
putting�this�together. You�know,�in�that�section
where�they�got�all the�crystals�and�stuff?
[Dani]�That's�clear. Less�clothing,�less�is�more.
[Sophie] It's�Halloween.
[laughter,�chatter]
So,�they�actually�carried our�first�child.
-Can�you�hold? -Yeah,�it�was�totally�unplanned.
[Max]�It�was�before�Reese�and�I were�together.�I�was�dating�this
gay�cis�guy,�and�he�was,�like...
he�turned�out�to�be�the�worst.
[scoffs]�Yeah,�no,�I,�uh...
I�dated�one�of�those,�too,�so...
And�our�middle�two is�from�my�first�marriage.
The�boring�old�hetero�way.
[Max] And�then�we�adopted�Phoenix
from�foster�care�last�year.
-Hey,�Phoenix? -[Phoenix]�Yeah?
[Max]�Honey,�will�you come�and�eat�some
-of�this�turkey�jerky? -Thank�you,�nibi.
She�is�gonna�crash�big-time.
Wait,�so�do�they call�you�both�nibi?
Or�where�did�that�come�from?
Oh,�no,�no,�no. So,�I'm�dama�and�Max�is�nibi.
[Maribel] That's�so�cute.
[Reese] Yeah,�we�like�it.
[Max]�Yeah,�we�just sort�of�figured,�you�know,
-"dad"�is�just�a�sound. -Mm.
I�mean,�the�meaning is�totally�made�up.
[Maribel]�Aw,�that's really�funny�because,
for�the�longest�time, I�thought�"dad"�was�just
a�person�my�mom�made�up,�so...
[Reese�laughs]
-Same,�honey. -[Maribel]�Right?
But,�baby�girl,
you�got�to�get�rid�of�that�shit before�the�baby�comes.
Trust�me,�it'll�hit�you when�you�least�expect�it.
Yeah,�wow,�um...
That's�a�lot.
Makes�sense,�though.
[Max] Are�you�two�in�therapy?
Uh,�yeah,�I�mean,�I�am,
and,�uh, I'm�a�therapist�as�well,
so�I�kind�of�live�in�that�world.
Oh.
Yeah,�no,�I�do�not.
[Max] We�just�found�it�so�helpful
to�get�on�the�same�page about�everything.
You�know,�parenting...
[Reese] And�life.�So�much�pops�up,
so�it's�just�so�much�easier
if�you�have�the�same shared�guiding�principles.
Oh,�we�have�one.�[chuckles]
-"Don't�drop�the�baby." -[Reese]�Girl.
Obviously,�don't�drop�the�baby.
You�better�quit�playing. [laughing]
I'm�not�gonna�drop�the�baby.
But,�like,�no, what�happens�if�we�do?
[Max]�I�mean,�generally, they'll�be�all�right.
[Reese]�Yeah,�they�bounce right�back.�[laughs]
-[screaming] -[Angie�laughs]
-No,�no,�no,�no,�no,�no. -What?
Oh,�my�God.�Calm�down.
-What? -You're�screaming.
You're�like... [high-pitched�scream]
Stop.�You�should've seen�your�face.
You�were�like,�"Oh,�my�God. Hold�me,�help�me."
Why�you�looking�at�me?
-You�just�screamed... -[both�laugh]
I�wasn't�like�that.
-[laughs] -Okay,�you�were�squeezing�my�arm
so�hard,�I�thought you�were�trying
-to�take�my�blood�pressure. -No,�I�wasn't.�[laughs]
[both�laughing]
Okay.�Oh,�my�gosh.
Well,�either�way, I�just�have�to�say,
that�was�the�most�fun�I've�had
-in�a�really�long�time. -Yeah?
Mm-hmm.
-Me,�too. -[laughs]
-[Bella]�G! -Oh,�my�God.
-Shit. -[Bella]�I�knew�that�was�you.
You�play�too�much,�acting�like you�weren't�gonna�come�see�me.
Oh,�my�God,�surprise.
I'd�never�miss�your�first�gig.
Who's�that�guy you're�kissing,�hmm?
Oh,�I�don't�know. Just...�some�guy�I�met�in�line.
-Oh. -[chuckles]�Yeah.
Sorry.
Congratulations,�though. That's...�great.
You�know, I'll-I'll�see�you�at�home.
Okay.
See�ya.
Ugh,�that�was�close. I�don't�think�she�saw�us.
[sighs]
Um...
I'm�sorry.�Um...
What?
Is�something�wrong?
Is�it,�like...
is�it,�like,�awkward,�um...
that�I'm,�like,�your�teacher?
No.�'Cause�when�we�met, you�weren't-
-Yeah.�Right,�right. -You-�We�weren't.
Yeah.
[laughs]
[both�laugh]
But�I�like�you.
I�like�you,�too.
-[both�laugh] -Okay.
-[grunts] -Okay,�I'm�gonna�need�some�help.
[grunts]
Darling,�go,�watch�your�head
Don't�look�down,�baby, under�the�bed
Let�it�show�what�you�bred...
[phone�ringing]
Hey.
Hey,�um,�so�bit�of�a�snag.
Um,�they�sent�a�new�nurse.
[Shane] Okay.
It's�not�Gloria, it's,�um...�Hold�on.
Hey,�what�was�your�name�again?
-Uh,�Victor. -Victor.
They�sent�Victor.
All�right,�well,�then,
get�him�situated,�and�then come�down�here�and�meet�me.
No,�I�don't�think that�I�can�do�that.
[sighs]�Tess,�it's�dinner.
It's�gonna�be�a�few�hours. It's�just�that.
Okay,�no, you're�not�listening�to�me.
I'm�not�gonna�leave�my�mom�alone with�a�stranger.
But�he's�not�a�stranger,
he�comes�from the�same�agency�Gloria-
Okay,�look,�I�said that�I'm�not�doing�it,�okay?
All�right.
Okay.
-I�got�to�go. -Do�you�want-
-[line�beeps] -Hello?
somber�music
[sighs]
All�right,�how�are�you�gonna
make�me�look�hotter?
-[gasps]�Not�Seth. -[Roxy]�Yeah.
-For�starters.�Yeah. -[Sophie]�What?
-Oh,�my�God. -What�about�this�thing?
I�think�we�can�split�it at�the�seams.
-What?�Split�it? -Okay.
Are�you�serious?
[yelps]�Oh,�my...
-So�much�better.�That's�nice. -Bye.
-Pilates�arms. -You�guys...
I�love�that. That�looks�really�good.
-Oh,�my�God. -Yeah.
The�costume�doesn't�even make�sense�anymore.
You�got�to�show a�little�skin,�baby.
[Dani] Didn't�make�sense�to�begin�with.
[Sophie] What�are�you�talking�about?
Look�at�that,�spooky.
At�least�now,�you...
can�have�some�swag for�Halloween.
-Oh,�my�God. -Look�at�that.
Is�it�better,�really?
Pssh.�You�look...
-Sexy. -Mm-hmm.
Okay.
All�right,�I'm�gonna�go�pee. It's�gonna�take�me
a�minute�to�get these�pants�back�up.
-[door�opens,�closes] -You�do�look�cute,�for�real.
[gasps]
Excuse�me.
What?
She�is�into�you.
What?�No.
Yeah,�she�wants�to�fuck. She�wants�to�go.
No,�no.�She's�like�that with�everyone.
-No,�she�is�not. -Yeah,�she�is.
Stop�it.�Trust�me, she's�into�you.
-[toilet�flushes] -Get�it.
-[door�opens] -Okay,�let's�game�plan.
If�we�don't�like�any of�the�prospects�here,
there�is�a�rooftop screening�of � Bound
on�the�Eastside. Could�be�some�cuties.
Or�we�could�Uber to�the�WeHo�Carnaval.
Uh,�that�might�be�a�shit�show.
I�think�I�heard�about a�block�party�in�Venice.
-We�could�check�that�out... -Do�you,�uh,
want�to...�go�home�with�me?
To�watch�reruns of � One�Tree�Hill � or...
I'm...�yes,�but,�uh,
no.
I�mean,�like,
you�know,�I'm�single, you're�single.
Could�be�fun?
I'm�halfway�out�the�door,�baby.
Okay.�[laughs]�Let's�do�it.
[clears�throat]
[muffled�music�playing]
tense�music
[sighs]�Hey,�uh...
you�good?
Uh,�yeah.
Yeah,�yeah,�I'm�good. [clears�throat]
[door�opens]
[door�closes]
What�do�you�mean you�want�to�go?
I'm�tired.
It's�early,�though.�I�mean, it's,�it's�not�even�eight.
Look,�I�didn't�come�here to�get�interrogated.
I�just... Can�we�just�go�home,�please?
I�haven't�even�gotten through�half�of�my�questions.
I�don't�know.�Just�google�them.
You�know�you�can't�really�google these�kinds�of�questions.
Honestly,�I�didn't�know�that they�were�gonna�be�this�nosy.
Yeah.�No,�I�know,�but... I�don't�know,�I�still�like�'em.
And,�look,�I...�This�is important,�you�know,�for�me.
[rock�music�playing]
Babe,�I�know.
You�should�stay,�though, but�I'm�gonna�go�home,�okay?
Okay.�Yeah,�okay.�Love�you.
Love�you,�too.
[child] Excuse�me.
-Um,�can�I�have�a�cupcake? -Hi.�Want�a�cupcake?
-Yeah. -Okay,�yeah,�for�sure.
Here�you�go.�Happy�Halloween. Love�your�costume.
[child] Thank�you.
[adult] Wow.�A�princess.
[horror�soundtrack playing�on�TV]
[Alice] Oh,�God.
Oh,�God,�it's�gonna�get�bad.
Oh...
-Oh,�it's�bad. -Mm.
-It's�bad. -Oh,�yeah,�it's�so�bad.
Are�you�not�watching?
Oh,�no,�no,�I�totally�am.
Are�you�asleep?�Oh,�my�God.
This�has�happened�to�me�before.
Okay,�it's�just,�my-my�eyes are�burning�like�hell
because�I've�been�in the�same�contacts�for�48�hours.
Well,�why�don't�you�just take�it�out?
Because�one�of�them�now�feels like�it's,�like,
lodged�up in�my�brain�or�something.
Why�didn't�you�tell�me?
Because�you�wake�up�looking�like you're�in�a�tampon�commercial.
Okay,�is�that�a�compliment? 'Cause�that�kind�of�feels
-like�it�could�go�either�way. -It's�just,�you're�like...
you're�like�this�perfect�person.
-Ah... -And-and�I�drool,�and-
-[loud�thud] -[both�shriek]
-[rolling�sound] -What�was�that?
I-I�don't�know 'cause�I�can't�see.
[rolling,�thud]
-Maybe�a�squirrel? -[thud]
Okay, that's-that's�not�a�squirrel.
-[loud�thud] -[screams]�Okay,�okay.
-Oh,�my�God.�What?�What?�Wait. -Somebody's�trying�to�break�in.
-No.�You�serious? -Find�my�phone.�Find�my�phone.
-Find�my�phone. -I�don't�have�your�phone.
-[rolling] -Fuck!
It's�in�the�kitchen.
[rolling]
-[loud�thud] -[both�screaming]
How�high�can�you�take�me, baby?
Feel�me�lately, make�me�lazy...
-Don't�worry.�It�is�just�me. -Oh.
-Thank�God�it�was�just�you. -[laughs]
Take�two, can�you�make�it�memorable?
How�high�can�you�take�me, baby?
Feel�me�lately, make�me�lazy
You�make�me�dizzy,�dizzy, spinning�round�the�room
Make�me�dizzy,�dizzy, all�my�daisies�bloom
Now�I'm�a�sucker,�sucker, lolli,�lolli
Hotter�than�a�cup�of�coffee
You're�my�secret�garden...
Oh,�wait,�wait,�wait,�wait. I�got�you�something.
-What? -Wait,�wait,�wait.
A�little�sweet�and�sour always�does�me�right...
Bam.
-Come�on. -[laughs]
You�didn't�have to�get�me�anything.
Oh,�I�did.�I�really�did.
We�can�make the�magic�happen...
-So�they�have�your�initials... -Oh,�wow.
...on�the�inside. I�don't�know.
I�just�saw�them. I�thought�of�you.
I�thought�they�were�amazing,�and
you�owe�me a�fucking�haircut,�so...
You're�right,�I�do.
I�really�do.
How�long till�you�see�me�tremble?
Take�two, can�you�make�it�memorable?
I�should�move�that.�Yeah.
-All�right. -Mm-hmm.�[grunting]
How�far�can�you�take�me, baby?
How�far�can�you�take?
-�How�far�can�you�take�me? -[laughs]
Don't�laugh�at�me. I'm�trying�to�be�sexy.
How�far�can�you�take?
[busy�signal�sounding]
How�can�911�be�busy?
It's�Halloween.�I�mean,�this�is the�Super�Bowl�of�mischief.
We�should've�gone�out.
Hey.�Hey,�hey,�hey. Just�deep�breaths,�okay?
-Okay.�[sighs] -Breathe.
My�mother�warned�me. She�warned�me�not
to�turn�my�panic�room into�a�wine�cellar.
-I�should�have�listened. -[loud�thud]
Oh,�fuck,�we're�gonna�die!
All�right,�you�know�what? Fuck�it.
-I'm�gonna�go�check�it�out.�Oh. -What?
I�can't�see�my�own�death coming�anyway,
and�if�it�does�happen, then�you'll�have�time
to�run�out�the�back.
Taylor?
Taylor?�Oh,�my�God.�Oh,�my�God.
Care...�No. Oh,�Taylor,�be�care...
-[thud] -[Taylor]�Ow!
-Oh!�Fuck.�Fuck. -Oh,�fuck!
Fuck,�fuck,�fuck.
-[thud] -Oh,�fuck.
[door�opens]
[pumpkin�screams,�laughs] Happy�Halloween.
I�think�it�came�back to�haunt�you.
When�we�tell�this�story,
we're�gonna�tell�it really�differently.
Oh,�hell�no,�uh-uh. [laughing]�We're�telling�it
-just�like�it�happened. -[laughing]�No.
[Alice] Mmm.
What�was�that�for?
Well,�you�were�gonna save�my�life.
Yeah.�Yeah,�you�know�what?
[laughing] I�was�gonna�save�your�life.
You�like�me.
Of�course�I�like�you.
You're�hiding medical�emergencies�from�me.
[laughs] Well,�you�know�what?
I've�been�at�your�house for�three�days,
and�you�have�never�once had�anything�in�your�teeth.
You-you�wore�white�pants and�ate�a�whole�plate�of�nachos,
and�you�didn't�spill�a�drop. I�mean...
who�are�you?
I�can�show�you�who�I�am.
I�just�didn't�know if�we�were,�you�know,�there.
Yeah.�Exactly.
I�mean,�I�didn't�know�either.
soft,�gentle�music
-But�are�we? -[sighs]
You�gonna�let�me�take that�contact�out�of�your�eye?
Oh,�my�God,�would�you,�please?
Yeah,�doesn't�look�so�good.
[Patty] I�need�to�go�to�the�bathroom.
Okay.
Come�on,�let's�get�you�up.
[groaning]
Come�on.
-Oh.�I�can�use�the�thing. -The�bedpan?�No.�Remember?
The�doctor�said that�it's�good�for�you�to�get�up
-and�move�around?�Oh. -No,�no,�no.
I�can�use�the�bedpan.
No,�you're�not�gonna�use the�bedpan.
The�doctor�said�to�get�up.
Come�on,�we�can�do�this. Come�on.
-Oh.�Oh,�oh,�oh.�Oh. -Oh,�sorry.
Oh,�God.�No,�you�can. Come�on.�The�doctor�said
it's�good�for�you to�get�up�and�move�around,
-so�we�can,�we�can�do�this. -[groaning]�Oh,�stop.�Stop.
-Mom,�why�are�you�fighting�me? -[panting]
I�don't�want�to�be�your�patient.
-Mom,�I�don't�mind. -Victor!�Victor?
-[Victor]�Yes? -No,�Victor,�we're�fine.
-You�sure? -We�don't,�we�don't�need�Victor.
I'm-I'm�right�here.
I�don't�want�you.
I�want�Victor!
-[Victor]�What's�going�on? -Victor,�come�here!
-It's...�We're... -She's�trying�to�kill�me.
No,�I'm�not.
I'm�not.�Okay?
We've�done�this�before. We�can...�you�know,
I'm�gonna�get�you�up�and�you're gonna�go�to�the�bathroom,�okay?
-Come�on. -[Patty�groans]
-Come�on.�Come�on. -Oh,�my�God.�Oh,�my�God.
You�need�to�let�me�go.
Oh,�oh...�let�me�go.
-Let�me�go. -Okay.
-Oh,�this�is�not�right. -Okay,�I'm�sorry.
[groans]�I�want�to�go�live in�the�nursing�home.
No,�you...�no,�you�don't.
[sniffles] No,�you�don't.
I�know�what�I�want,
and�it's�not�this.
It's�not�this,�Theresa.
-Um... -It's�not�this.
-Okay.�Okay. -[Patty]�Victor.�Victor.
Okay.�Um...
She...�There's�a...
-I-I�know. -Okay.
I-I�saw�them. I�got�this.
Okay.
[Victor] You're�good.�You're�okay.
River�of�words
Bury�me�alive
River�of�words
Bury�me�alive
-Boo! -Jesus�Christ.
[laughing]
You�really�scared�me.
[quietly] They,�uh,�they�stripped�me�down
so�you�could�see a�little�more�skin.
-Oh,�did�they? -Mm-hmm.
[laughs] Oh,�my�God.
-You�like�it? -Yeah,�you�look�sexy.
Oh,�thank�you.
[chuckles]
Mmm...
-Hey. -Hey.
I'm�sorry�I�didn't�tell�you about�Shane�earlier.
It�was�stupid. [sighs]
What? Why�are�you�doing�this?
I�talked�to�Shane. It's...�She�didn't...
-[sighs] -Well,�um...
She's�probably�hiding�it from�you�because...
she's�embarrassed about�what�she�did.
I�mean,�she�can't�just come�out�and�say�it.
She's�ashamed.
Is�that�what�it�felt�like for�you�with�me?
Um...�yeah.�I-I�guess. I�mean,�still�does.
[Finley] So,�why�do�you�do�it?
That's�not�something�that�I�do.
I�mean,�I�have�done�it,�but...
-I�don't�know�about�that. -You�don't�know�about�what?
I�just�mean,�like,�you�know, you�kind�of�have�a�pattern.
I�do�not�have�a�pattern. I�made�a�mistake.
You�cheated�on�your�girlfriend before�Dani,�too,�with�Dani.
Yeah,�I�was�20�years�old.
And�then�you�slept�with�someone while�I�was�in�rehab.
It's�not�not�a�pattern.
slow,�plaintive�music
Is�that�what�you�think�about? When�you�think�about�me?
No.�Mm...
I�have�to�answer�that�again.
Um...
[exhales] Sometimes.
Wow.�So�this�is�why we're�not�having�sex.
What?�What�does�that have�to�do�with-
All�this�fucking�bullshit is�sitting
between�you�and�me�all�the�time.
And�you�can't�see�me.
You�can�only�see�the�people that�I've�fucked
and�the�mistakes�that�I've�made.
And�then�you�look�at�me like�I'm�fucking�crazy
for�following�the�rules that�you�made�up.
But�I'm�here. I'm�still�here.
And�I�can't�do�anything but�wait�for�you�to�trust�me.
So,�tell�me,�Fin,
when�are�you�gonna�stop punishing�me?
I�don't�want�to�punish�you.
-That's�not... -You�know...
I'm�just�gonna�go�home.
Wow.
pulsing,�dramatic�music
[sighs]
[sputters]
Fuck.
[waitress]�Here�you�go. Have�a�great�night,�okay?
[Sophie] Thank�you.
[Nava's�"Bones"�playing]
You�know�I�feel�alone without�you�on�my�bones
You're�not�leaving,�are�you?
Uh,�yeah.�Yeah,�I...
-[chuckles�softly]�I�am. -Damn.
I�was�just�gonna�ask if�I�could�buy�you�a�drink.
Um...
I�have�a�girlfriend. But...�thank�you.�Really.
-Have�a�good�night. -Have�a�good�night.
On�my�bones,�hey
On�my�bones
Run,�run,�run
[panting]�Run,�run,�run
I�can't�seem�to�face�up to�the�facts
I'm�tense�and�nervous and�I�can't�relax
I�can't�sleep 'cause�my�bed's�on�fire
Don't�touch�me, I'm�a�real�live�wire
Psycho�killer, qu'est-ce�que�c'est?
Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa,�better
Run,�run,�run,�run
Run,�run,�run�away
Oh,�oh,�oh,�oh
Ay-ya-ya-ya,�ooh
We�are�vain and�we�are�blind
I�hate�people when�they're�not�polite
Oh,�oh,�oh,�oh
Ay-ya-ya-ya,�ooh
Run,�run,�run,�run
[Max] Thanks�for�coming.
[guest] Hey,�thanks�for�having�us,�Max.
-See�you,�buddy. -[child]�Thanks.
[guest] Good�night.�See�you�soon.
[Micah] Hi.
[Max] Oh,�hey.�Great.
You�guys�are�still�here.
Yeah.�Yeah,�uh,�well, Maribel�had�to�call�it�a�night.
But,�um...�I�still�have,
like,�a�laundry�list�of questions�about�parenting
and�I�just�thought, well,�maybe�you're�open�to�it,
and�if�you�weren't�too�tired, we�could�grab�a�beer
and�you�could�answer�some�more?
-Sure.�I'd�love�to. -Yeah?�Awesome.
-Definitely. -Thank�you.�It's,�um...
I�don't�know,�I-I-I�know that�we�don't�really...
know�each�other, but,�um...�this�is...
It's�special.�This.
Yeah.�Yeah.�Yeah,�exactly. Exactly.�It�is.
I�mean,�it�is�for�me,�too.
-Really? -Yeah.
'Cause�I'm�the�one who�gets�to�tell�you
how�great�it's�gonna�be.
Your�whole�life.
You�get�to�reinvent everything�for�yourself
and�be�your�own�kind�of...
your�own�kind�of�parent and�your�own�kind�of�man.
Yeah,�I'm�excited�for�you.
Wow. [exhales]
Uh...�it's�a,�it's�a�little harder�to�cry�now,�on�"T,"�but-
Oh,�yeah.�I�know�that.
[chuckles]
So�glad�to�meet�you.
-I�appreciate�that. -Let�me�just�make�sure
Reese�is�all�good�with�the�kids and�then�we'll�head�out.
Sound�good?
Sure.�That�sounds�perfect.
-Awesome.�I'll�be�right�back. -Okay.
[sighs]
[door�opens]
[Shane] Hey.
[scoffs]
-[patrons�chattering�nearby] -[music�playing]
[Finley] I�trusted�you.
I�defended�you.�I�just,�I...
I�don't�know who�you�are�anymore.
It's�like... [scoffs]
Tess�is�fucking�perfect,�man.
-Mm. -And�when�I�see�you�two,
I'm�like, "Holy�shit,�that's�it.
That's-that's, that�is�what�I�want.
That�makes�perfect�sense."
And�then�you�have�to�go shit�all�over�it.
I�saw�you,�Shane.
Oh,�my�God.
I�got�to...�get�out�of�here.
I�looked�up�to�you,
and�you're�a�real�fucking disappointment.
[door�opens]
[door�closes]
upbeat,�percussive�music
Hey. [chuckles]
You�like�the�view?
It's�not�bad,�not�bad.
If�I�tell�you�I�want�you
It�don't�mean that�I�need�you
I'm�the�hand that�can�feed�you
And�you�know�I'm-a�feed�you
I'm�making�big�waves�now
Parting�the�seas on�the�way�down
I'm�polishing�my�crown
Show�some�respect,�boy, and�bow�down
My�body�is�a�temple
Assume�your�position...
The�view�is�even�nicer than�I�thought.
[both�laughing]
My�mind�is�influential
Make�me�your�religion
And�show�me�how�you�worship
Let�me�see�you�worship
-Meow. -[laughs]
Show�me�how�you�worship
You�say�I'm�so�good, oh,�my�goodness
You�treat�me like�I�am�a�goddess
-Ah.�Ow. -Oh.
[laughing] I'm�sorry.�You�okay?
Yeah.�This,�uh... this�earring...�it�stuck�me.
It's�all�good.
Do�you�want�to�put some�music�on?�What's�up?
Uh...
-Sorry. -You�okay?
What's�going�on?
Um,�I...
I�think�I'm,�I�think�I'm�still in�love�with�my�ex-girlfriend.
Shit.
-Sorry. -Okay.
Um...�it's�okay,�man.
I'm�sorry.
Oh,�honey.
-Have�you�cried�about�it�yet? -No.
[Roxy] No?�Oh,�okay,�here.
Put�my�leg�around�you.
Come�here. You�got�to�let�it�out.
-Come�on. -[chuckles]
[chuckling] Let�it�out.
[crying]
What's�wrong�with�me?
[Roxy] Nothing.
There's�nothing�wrong�with�you.
-It's�okay,�baby. -[sniffling]
Is�this�what�you�imagined it�would�be�like
for�our�first�time�hooking�up? [laughing]
Oh,�oh,�yeah.
The�snot's�a�bit�extra.
[laughs] Ew.
God,�you�feel�so�good.
I�know,�these�are the�best�kind�of�hugs.
-Arms�and�legs. -[chuckles]
Thank�you.
-How's�the�eye? -[Taylor]�It's�good.
-Oh,�it's�actually�better. -Oh,�good.
Yeah.
-What�do�you�got? -Okay.
Ready?�Um,�all�right.
I�have�to�wear�this�every�night
because�I�grind the�shit�out�of�my�teeth.
So...
Okay.�All�right, that's�not�a�bad�start.
-Need�more? -Mm-hmm.
-Okay. -[chuckles]
Mm-hmm.�Got�it.
I�have�to�wear�these�sometimes
because�my�neighbor�decided to�sell�their�house
to�the�drummer�of�Maroon�5.
And�I�know�everyone�loves that�band,�but�I'm�not�a�fan.
I'm�gonna�need�some�of�those.
What�else�do�I�have? So�many�things�wrong�with�me.
-[Taylor]�Mm-hmm. -Oh,�I�know.
Um,�when�I'm�really stressed�out,
I�have�to�watch�clips of � The�Voice�Australia.
-[laughs]�Okay. -[chuckles]
I�know�that�it's�really
not�good�for the�environment�and�all,�but...
Oh...�what?
[quietly] I�love�Styrofoam�cups.
-Oh,�I�kind�of�unders... -[laughing]�Yeah.�Yeah.
Yeah.�I�get�it.�I�get�it.
I�don't�have�a�driver's�license.
-What? -Mm-mm.
Oh,�we...�Oh,�wait. No.�No.�Mm-mm.
-What? -No.�One�sec.
-Okay,�I'm�ready. -Yeah,�you�are.
I'm�a�little�strange
-�Got�poison�in�my�veins -[phone�chimes]
They�don't�know who�they're�talking�to
I'm�a,�I'm�a,�I'm�a
I'm�a�mad
Madwoman
Madwoman
[Max] Shane?
-[Shane]�Max. -[Max]�Hey.
Oh,�my�God,�Max. How�you�doing?
-I'm�great. -Wow,�hi.
It's-it's�wild�to�see�you�here.
This�is�my�place.
-It�is? -Yeah.
-It's�so�nice.�Wow. -Thank�you.
I'm�so�happy�to�see�you doing�so�well.
Yeah,�what�has�it�been?
Uh,�I�mean, what�are�we�going�on?
-Twelve,�13�years? -Yeah.
About�that.
I've-I've... so�much�has�happened.
I�feel�like�I've�lived a�thousand�lives
since�I've�seen�you�last.
Well,�all�good�ones,�I�hope.
Yeah.
-I've�got�four�kids. -What?
You�have�four�kids? Are�you�serious?
Yeah.�It's�a�madhouse�for�sure. But...�It's�so�joyful.
-Wow. -What�about�you?
Did�you�settle�down or�are�you�still�being�Shane?
[chuckles]
Oh...
[both�laughing]
Yeah.�No,�no,�no. No,�I'm�not.
I-I-I�have�a�girl. You�know?�She's-she's�great.
-That's�great. -She's�great.
-I'm�happy�for�you. -Thank�you.
And�it�seems�like you've�changed�a�lot,
which�is...�it's�cool�to�see.
So�for�what�it's�worth...
just�want�to�apologize.
For�how�we�were�back�then.
I'm�great,�man.
-Good. -I'm�happy�and...
I�hope�you're�happy,�too.
I'm�trying.
Good�to�see�you,�Max. Really�good�to�see�you.
Listen,�anything you'd�like�tonight,�please.
-On�the�house,�all�right? -Good�to�see�you.
You,�uh,�you�two�know each�other?
Yeah.�I�mean,�we�used�to.
-Yeah. -Small�world.
-Uh,�here. -Thanks.
I,�uh,�just�had a�few�more�questions
-if�you've�got�some�time�still. -Sure,�yeah.
-Yeah? -Should�we�sit�down?
Yeah,�that'd�be�great. Thanks.
All�right,�what... So,�what�do�you�got?
Well,�uh,�so, with�the�diapers...
how�do�you�know when�to�change�them?
Like,�just when�they�smell�or...?
[laughs] You�know...�listen.
First�off,
can�I�tell�you�something that�I�wish�I'd�have�known?
Yeah,�yeah,�God. Anything.�Please.
Just�don't�forget to�have�fun,�too.�Okay?
-Okay. -What�else?
Uh,�well,�okay, this�one�sounds�stupid,
but�I'm,�like, I'm�genuinely�worried.
Like,�what�if�the�kid�is�weird?
[laughs]
[sighs]
[Maribel]�Ugh,�fuck this�city�on�Halloween.
[Sophie] Rough�night?
[scoffs]�I�spent�two�hours waiting�for�an�accessible�Lyft.
-Where's�Micah? -Oh,�he's�talking�to�a�real
smartass�who�told�me to�resolve�my�daddy�issues
-before�I�have�a�baby. -Oh,�my�gosh.
[both�groan]
Wait,�is�there SweeTarts�in�there?
Yeah.�Um...
[whispering] Yes.
Do�you�think�I'm�like�Dad?
Fuck,�I�hope�not.
-I'm�serious. -[chuckles]
Do�you�think�I'm,�like...
a�cheater?
I�mean,�you�do�have�a�pattern.
-Oh,�my�God. -What?
That's�exactly�what�Finley�said.
Whoa,�okay,�that�is the�only�thing
-Finley�and�I�have�in�common. -[sighs]
I�fucking�love�her.
I�know�you�do.
You�know,�and�I�don't�want to�be�like�Dad.
Can�you�believe that�bastard�just�left�us?
Oh,�my�God.
They�all�leave. Fuck�'em.
[smacks�lips] But�not�Micah.
Mm-mm.
Micah�is�not�Dad,�okay?
Micah�is...
[sighs]�...is�a�kind, sweet,�anxious...
[laughs] ...perfect�person.
He�ain't�ever�gonna�leave�you.
-Are�you�sure? -Mm-hmm.
[quietly]�You�could�be nicer�to�him�sometimes.
[scoffs] Okay.
-Sometimes. -Mm.
You're�not�Dad.
[clicks�tongue]
[sighs] But�how�do�you...?
How�do�you�know�for�sure?
Bitch,�'cause�I�can�see�you.
Even�when�you can't�see�yourself.
-I�promise. -Mm.
Okay.
I�do�have�to�tell�you�something.
What?
SweeTarts�is�the�dumbest fucking�candy�to�love.
-Are�you�serious? -Yeah.
Wow.
[mutters]
[door�opens]
Hey.
How�was�the�rest�of�the�night?
Good.
Bella,�you�were�so,�so�good.
Mm-hmm.�Okay.
So...�who's�the�guy?
-Uh...�what�guy? -Come�on,�G.
Don't�be�like�that. I�thought�we�were�friends.
[scoffs] You�look�so�intimidating
-with�this�makeup�on. -I�know.
-Okay. -[laughs]�Spill.
It's�just�the�fact�that�it's really�new�and�nobody�knows...
-[gasps,�squeals] -...about�it�yet.
-Okay. -A�secret�boyfriend.�Yes!
Okay,�wait,�tell�me�everything.
Okay,�what�do�you�want�to�know? [laughs]
Everything.
-Go. -[exhales]
He's�my�creative writing�instructor.
Girl! [laughing]
Oh,�my!
-Yeah? -[gasps]
This�is�a�scandal�I�am�here�for,
so�please�spill.
[Roxy] So�good.
[Dani] Oh,�it's�burnt.
-[laughs]�Whoops. -Okay.
Thank�you�for�coming�home.
-Huh.�Anything�for�you,�baby. -So�what's�next?
Mm,�my�brother�just�bought a�boutique�hotel
on�the�beach�in�Costa�Rica.
-Might�help�him�set�it�up. -Okay.
And,�um...�why�don't�you just�stay�in�L.A.?
[chuckles�softly]
'Cause�you're�not�ready to�be�my�wife�yet.
[scoffs]
Okay.�Really,�though.
No,�I-I'm�being�real.
Call�me�when�that�heart�heals. I'll�come�running.
Hey, � mami...
-you�know�what? -What?
-�Hey,�mami -You�sexy.
-Oh! -�Hey,�mami...
-Oh. -Remember?
-This�is�the...�Okay,�hold�on. -Yeah,�yeah.
-This�is�what�I�know.�What? -�Hey,�mami,�you�sexy
-Okay. -You�got�it?�Whoa.
-Whoa. -Oh,�yeah.
-�Hey,�mami,�you�beautiful -[laughing]
Hey,�mami,�you�sexy, hey,�mami,�you�sexy
-[both�vocalizing] -�Hey,�mami,�you�sexy
Hey,�hey, can�I�get�that�number?
Hey,�mami,�you�sexy
Hey,�mami,�you�beautiful
-�Hey,�mami,�you�sexy -[laughing]
British�guys�playin'�rugby
Brooklyn�boys�who�want to�thug�me
Skanky,�cranky, foogly,�oogly
Slammin'�dudes�that
-�Hey,�mami -I�fucking�love�you.
-�Hey,�mami -I�love�you.
You�cute
You�were�right...
...about�everything.
I'm�sorry.
I'm...
I�want�to�trust�you, I�just,�I�don't�know�how.
Well,�we're�gonna figure�this�out.
Okay?
I�just�can't�stop�thinking about�this�person�you�slept�with
while�we�were�on�a�break.
-They�didn't�mean�anything. -I�know�that,
but�I�think�my�imagination
is�just�way�worse than�the�real�thing.
Finley.
-I�know.�But...�Please. -[scoffs]
Will�you�just tell�me�everything?
[sighs]
Okay.
[exhales]
[Maribel�chuckles�softly]
My�God,�you�look�adorable.
Okay,�pass�me�my�phone.
I�need�to�remember this�moment�forever.
-Really? -Yeah.
-Do�you? -Yes.
Okay,�but�it's�just�for�you.
-Yeah,�we'll�see. -Not�even�Sophie.
Um,�I�don't�know�about�that.
Okay,�go.�Let's�see.
-[camera�clicks] -[Maribel�giggles]
Oh,�amazing.
Look.
It�should�be�fun.
-It�should�be. -[chuckles�softly]
I'm�sorry�I'm�such a�pain�in�the�ass.
[chuckles] It's�okay.
Really,�I�mean, I�had�fun�tonight.
And...�I�really�needed�that.
Yeah?
Yeah.�You�looked pretty�good,�too.
-Thanks. -[chuckles]
Don't�leave�me,�okay.
I�won't.
Not�ever.
But�be�nicer.
[chuckles]
Can�I�take�this�off�now?
No.�I�kind�of�like�it.
[both�chuckle]
Okay,�thank�you.
All�right,�good�night.
[music�playing�faintly]
-Hey. -Are�you�ready?
-Yeah. -Mm.
As�much�as�I'd�like�to...
I�can't.
Maybe�let's�just... let's�not�say�anything.
Okay.
And�let's�just�call�this exactly�what�it�was.
And�what�was�that?
An�awakening.
For�both�of�us.
[chuckles]
You�know,�you�really,�um, you�brought�me�back�to�life.
-Yeah? -Yeah.
This�meant...
a�lot�to�me.
No,�I�mean�that,�I�mean�that.
-So,�please. -Okay.
-Thank�you. -Thank�you.
Take�care.
Uh...
Fuck�you,�Shane.
-[gasps] -[patrons�gasping]
We�keep�on�falling�apart
Falling,�falling,�falling
We�keep�on�falling�apart
Falling,�falling
Into�things,�oh,�the�things
That�we�do�to�another
We�keep�on�falling�apart
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