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'Meet Ayaan Kapoor.'

'Six years ago...'

- Good morning, sir. - Good morning.

'He was rapidly climbing the ladder of success,'

'in the world of real estate.'

- 'From dawn to dusk, he would make deals worth millions.' - Sir.

'Except for a small glitch.'

'When it came to money, he would be totally colour blind.'

Sir, 40% white and 60% black.

Deal?

60% black?

Sir, 80% black and 20% white.

'He had only one dream.'

'To earn enough money,'

'so one day it would be of no value to him anymore.'

"Breaking news of the hour."

"Modiji's surgical strike on black money."

"While announcing his demonetisation policy, he said,"

"from midnight tonight, 1000 and 500 rupee notes

will no longer be legal tender."

'But he was unaware,'

'that his dreams would become reality so soon.'

'Post demonetisation,'

'Ayaan's luck and property rates took a nosedive.'

'And he was left with millions in debts.'

'And to repay his debts,'

'he's forced to sell the mansion he once lived in.'

Once there was a king, just like your dad.

Welcome.

Welcome to your dream home.

Look.

German modular kitchen.

Royal mahogany wooden flooring.

And handmade artefacts from around the world.

All that is fine,

but these artefacts have to go.

Ma'am, sir, these are rare antique pieces.

Yeah, but they look so cheap.

Babe, guess the previous owner had no taste at all.

Yeah, sweetheart.

Not just his taste,

his sense of Vaastu was also pretty bad.

This door should've been facing southeast instead of southwest.

No wonder he went bankrupt.

Oh my, God!

What happened, ma'am?

What happened?

Look at the colour of the sofa.

Baby, people are right.

You can buy a house with money but not taste.

Excuse me.

This sofa has to go.

This has to go.

This...has to go.

This...definitely has to go.

The house is okay.

We'll let you know.

Baby, I'll be right back.

Bro, listen to me.

I heard that the previous owner is pretty desperate to sell the place.

Because that scum's gone bankrupt.

Ohh...

Look bro, if you can get me this place at a cheaper rate,

I'll give you an extra commission.

Five per cent.

- Really? - Really.

- Five per cent. - Five per cent?

Wow!

- Hey, nice car, bro. - Yeah.

But doesn't the colour look too cheap?

Cheap? No.

Wait a second.

What's he doing?

This colour...has to go.

Bro, what are you doing?

Oh my, God!

What is he doing?

Aah...colour's one thing.

No sense of Vaastu either.

This mirror should be facing southeast instead of southwest.

Bro, this mirror has to go.

No, no, no, no...

Has to go.

Five per cent extra commission has driven him nuts.

Has to go.

Has to go. Has to go.

This has to go. This has to go.

Bro, bro, bro, who's car are you taking apart?

Isn't this your car?

No, we came by Ola(Taxi).

Yeah.

Then...whose car is this?

Police!

Ola(Taxi)!

Come, inspector.

Look what he did to my car.

He doesn't deserve to go to jail.

He should be sentenced to life.

Listen... Listen, I can explain.

It's a simple misunderstanding.

Listen, you can't arrest me.

Just shut up!

I said quiet.

Let's go.

Mama, why did you handcuff papa?

I can't believe this, Ruhi.

You arrested your own husband.

You should be thankful I was on duty.

Had it been anyone else, you would be in jail right now.

Fine, then throw me in jail!

There is no way you'll ever catch a criminal.

Maybe then you can get promoted.

In fact, let's do it today.

Throw me in jail. Let's go to the police station.

Come on. Do your job!

Relax.

I left my lunchbox inside.

I'll just go get that.

What hehe?

Sit back.

"Beloved. Beloved. Beloved. Beloved."

"Beloved. Beloved. Beloved. Beloved."

Ruhi, the door.

- Ma'am, your order. - Thank you,

- Thank you, ma'am. - Thank you.

"You're the one I desire..."

Mom, I'm in a meeting right now.

I'll call you back later. Bye.

"You're the comfort of my heart."

- "Take a look, sweetheart..." - Ruhi, if mom calls,

tell her I am in a meeting.

'I see... always lying to your mother.'

Mom?

No, mom, I had a Zoom meeting.

I know what meeting you are in.

I wonder what spell that heroine casts on you?

No, mom, you're just...

Anyway, I don't want to talk to you.

Where is my granddaughter?

Pihu, my child.

Pihu.

Pihu, my child.

Hello, grandma.

- You're too much, you know. - Yes, I know.

Come on, get dressed.

The guests will be here soon.

Get dressed for what.

It's just my sister and Jingaruu coming over.

I never can figure out,

why you keep calling brother-in-law Jingaruu?

They are here. See for yourself.

- Hello. - Hello.

- Welcome. - Love.

- How are you? - Very good. Come.

- Hello. How are you? - Hi, sis.

- How are you? - Good.

- Where is Pihu? - She's inside.

Ayaan, my favourite brother-in-law.

From the vineyards of Europe,

- Jingaruu Wine. - Yeah.

Enjoy.

Pihu, my child.

Made in Nasik.

I can't believe you arrested him.

Guys, it's 10.

We'll have to leave in a while.

Come on, brother-in-law, so soon?

We don't live in the city like you two.

It's a two-hour journey all the way home.

Guys, you two make a pretty decent living.

Why don't you buy a place in the city?

How can we?

We spend all our salaries,

trying to fix her father's ancestral home.

Baby, please.

You know how much papa liked that house.

It had the reminiscences of our grandparents.

And I burnt the whole place down due to my stupidity.

I must restore that place at any cost.

Papa never forgave me while he was still alive.

If the house is restored to its original glory,

he might forgive me from above.

Mama, I am sleepy.

- Can I tuck you in? - Okay.

Goodnight, mom. Goodnight, dad.

Goodnight.

Guys, your sister's guilt is costing me dearly.

I have a cheap and guaranteed idea, to lessen her guilt.

- What is that? - Ayaan caused that fire.

What?

We just have to say that.

- It was Diwali, right? - Yes.

So probably it wasn't sister's lamp that caused the fire,

rather it was Ayaan's firecracker.

And Ayaan nervously put the blame on sister,

and he's been keeping it a secret till now.

What say?

What nonsense?

Why should I say any of that when it never happened?

Chill, Ayaan.

Why are you getting mad?

Sorry, I can't even get mad now.

I am living in your house, eating your food.

Ayaan...I really am going through terrible times.

You know... Sometimes I feel it's not just my luck,

that's changed, you did too.

Ayaan.

What's wrong with him?

Nothing.

"Look in my eyes,"

"and you will realise."

"Whenever I try to look at me,"

"I see you instead of me."

"The world seems unfamiliar," "since you came along."

"I've finally learned how to live."

"I cannot live... live when you're gone."

"I'll forsake... forsake this world with you."

"I cannot live... live when you're gone."

"I'll forsake... forsake this world with you."

"O, beloved."

"O, beloved."

"O, beloved."

"O, beloved."

"Someone teach me a trick,"

"to impress you."

"If we ever drift apart,"

"I can draw you closer."

"I shall keep you in a corner of my heart forever."

"Make you mine."

"I cannot live... live when you're gone."

"I cannot live... live when you're gone."

"I'll forsake... forsake this world with you."

"I'll forsake... forsake this world after you do."

"O, beloved."

"O, beloved."

"O, beloved."

"O, beloved."

"I know you're mine forever."

"We will never part ways."

"Like two bodies, one soul we've to be."

"O, beloved."

"O, beloved."

"O, beloved."

"O, beloved."

Ayaan, we've to buy Pihu's birthday gift.

Yeah, but let's hurry up.

- Pihu-- - Mom, let's go get some ice cream first.

Okay. Fine...

Mister, one chocolate ice cream.

Papa, ride.

Okay. Hey...

Yeah...

Candy.

Mister, one candy.

Papa...popcorn.

No, Pihu.

What's this? You've been running in every direction.

Dragging me around for an hour!

Why can't you make up your mind?

Relax, Ayaan.

It's her birthday. We've to buy her a gift.

What relax?

You know it's Tuesday. I've to visit the temple.

And then I've a meeting as well.

You buy her a gift.

I am leaving.

Listen, her PTA is at 6 o'clock.

- Remember that? - Yeah, okay.

Glory to Lord Hanuman.

"Glory to Lord Ram." "Hail Sita-Ram."

"Glory to Lord Ram." "Hail Sita-Ram."

Sir, please spare something.

"Glory to Lord Ram." "Hail Sita-Ram."

"Glory to Lord Ram." "Hail Sita-Ram."

"Glory to Lord Ram." "Hail Sita-Ram."

"Glory to Lord Ram." "Hail Sita-Ram."

Give that 1000 rupees platter today.

Okay, sir.

Here you go, sir. This platter's worth 1000 rupees.

It's gone...

We haven't eaten anything for four days, sir.

Please give us something to eat.

Aunty, even I've come here to beg.

Why don't you understand?

If He doesn't answer my prayers,

very soon I'll be sitting next to you.

So long... Sorry.

Lord...

I've got 'Besan' and 'Boondi' for you today.

Take whichever You like--

In fact, no need to choose.

You can have both today.

See...this is Besan.

And this is Boondi.

You can singlehandedly lift mountains, Lord.

This is just a small deal.

Sell my home, Lord.

Sell my home.

Please alleviate your devotee's problem, Lord.

Lord, please help me crack this deal.

Crack this deal.

"Repeat after me..."

No...that's not Yours.

Glory to Lord Hanuman.

Welcome to your dream home.

Look. German modular kitchen.

Royal mahogany wooden flooring.

And handmade artefacts from around the world.

Everything else is fine,

but these artefacts--

Artefacts?

They are lovely.

We like this house.

- Isn't it, baby? - Yes, of course.

But we've a small condition.

Yes.

We want to buy this house for our son.

Actually, he is adopted.

We don't want him to face any problems in future.

Wow! Bravo!

What a couple!

Please take a seat.

I'll fetch the documents from the car right away.

Yes.

Lord, I'll get four different types of sweetmeats tomorrow.

Ball, please.

Hey, champ.

Do you know your parents are buying this house for you?

- For me? - Yes.

Wow!

Honestly, you are so lucky,

to be adopted by parents like them.

Am I adopted?

I am adopted?

- I am adopted! - Yes...

Mom! Dad! I am adopted--

Chiku will be delighted.

Yes.

We'll give him the best room in the house.

- Get in. Get in. - Mom...

Congratulations, sir.

- Thank you. Thank you very much. - Sign it.

I don't see our son around.

He's just a kid, after all.

And this is a huge place.

He must be feeling at home now and playing in some corner.

Sign it.

Let me read it once.

Okay.

Yeah, everything is fine.

Then please sign.

Mom! Dad!

What happened, son?

Am I adopted?

- Who said that? - This man did.

And then he locked me in the bathroom.

Sign?

How could I've known,

that they haven't told their son yet?

Sir, word on the market is that you've gone nuts.

Finally, a client is coming to see the house in the evening.

If you can sell the house, then fine.

Otherwise, the bank will even repossess your car.

Okay, what time are they coming?

6 o'clock, sir.

6 o'clock. Sh**

Don't worry, I'll be there. I'll be there.

Okay sir.

Ruhi, I cannot come to Pihu's PTA meeting.

Ayaan, how can you do this?

Why don't you ever understand?

Don't you know how much pressure I am under?

Crazy guy.

Driving on the wrong way! Bloody blind...

Hey...don't move.

Doctor, will I be okay?

Doctor?

I am not a doctor.

And you're not in surgery.

Then?

You're in make-up. Make-up!

Yeah...look at him.

Can anyone look at him and say,

that he met with an accident a while ago?

No. Great job, sir.

Thank you. Thank you.

But who are you guys?

- Ohh...she's angel 1. - Hi.

- And she's angel 2. - Hi.

And, I am YD.

- YD? - YD...

- YD, who? - Yamdoot! (Reaper)

Did you forget,

you met with an accident a while ago?

I brought you here.

Nice try. Nice try.

Yamdoot! Angel 1!

Angel 2! Amazing.

But the effects gave you away.

You should have tried one of those,

where the door opens, and a bright light shines through.

Maybe then I would have believed you.

Ohh...you mean special effects.

Welcome.

Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome Ayaan Kapoor.

Why are you standing?

Sit down.

Angel.

Wake up, Ayaan.

It's a dream.

Wake up! Wake up!

Ayaan, wake up.

This broker...

can't sell a house or drive a car.

Come, let's find out some more details about our next contestant.

Angel.

Ayaan Kapoor.

Age; 33 years.

Born to Mr. And Mrs. Avinash Kapoor in Mumbai.

Being the youngest in the family,

he's been the apple of his mother and older sister's eye.

And since his childhood days,

he always dreamt of becoming a police officer.

His dreams didn't come true,

but his girlfriend Ruhi,

who is also his wife now,

did become a police officer.

Later he tried his luck in the world of real estate.

In the beginning, he made a fortune,

but later went bankrupt.

And today, on Tuesday evening,

at 4:36 pm, he met with an accident with a red car.

And now he's with us.

Applause.

Wait a second. Wait a second, dude.

What's going on here?

Who are you guys?

Didn't he tell you?

He's YD.

Yamdoot.

And I am CG.

Yamdoot? CG.

Dressed like this?

Oh, God!

He's expecting in the age of Amazon Prime.

Son, I am CG.

You're in heaven.

I am telling you don't be scared.

We are going to play a game with you

What language are you guys speaking?

Sanskrit.

But I don't know Sanskrit.

See...

This is why we changed our appearance.

So that you people can understand.

Meaning...

am I dead?

Well...you're neither dead nor alive.

You're hanging somewhere in the middle.

Look.

You'll be in surgery for the next five hours.

And during that time,

we'll play a game with you.

Game?

Which game?

The Game of Life!

I am CG.

And my job is to keep an account of a person's demerits and merits.

That's what we're going to do in this game today.

This vessel is of your demerits,

and this one of your merits.

If you do the right things in this game,

then people will fill your merit vessel with white balls.

If the merit vessel fills up first,

and the white ball will fall down.

Then you will get your life back.

But if you do all the wrong things,

then people will fill the vessel of demerit with black balls.

And if the vessel of demerit fills up first,

and the black ball falls.

Then you'll go straight to hell.

Strange?

Game shows are trending in heaven too.

The trend started here.

You know that superstar...

The tall lad...

Remember he met with an accident couple of years ago.

He was struggling between life and death.

He was here too.

Such a nice man.

He came here, played the game,

won and went back.

But...he stole our idea.

And started his own gameshow on earth.

What's his name?

KMC, sir.

- KMC. - KMC?

Sir...

So shall we begin the game?

Listen, dude, I am not playing any game.

I am asking you politely.

Or what? What can you do?

Look, you cannot force me.

I have decided.

I am not playing any games.

CG, huh!

What are you doing?

Mortal being, how dare you?

Say no to me!

Tell me...

Will you play or forever burn in the fire of hell?

Tell me!

So what have you decided?

I'll play. I'll play.

I love game shows.

Good.

So let's begin the game of life, round 1.

Your first weakness.

You have a short temper.

You get irritated over every little thing.

Sir, you should look at it from my point of view.

I am bankrupt.

My house is up for sale.

Who wouldn't lose my temper in a situation like this?

Fair enough.

So, if you had no tension in life,

you would be in a calm and beautiful place.

Perfect holiday.

Then you wouldn't lose your temper.

Right?

Right, sir.

Then imagine you're by a beautiful beachside.

Darling.

Reminded you of our honeymoon, didn't it?

Yeah.

And you're looking gorgeous, babe.

Thank you.

Remember, we had so much fun here.

What was that champagne you ordered?

The world's most expensive...

Sir. 1959 Dom Perignon.

Wow, yes. It was this one.

- Yeah. - Wow.

This is heaven.

Trust me, baby, this is better than heaven.

Wow...

this night can't be any more beautiful.

Might be possible.

Babes, just two minutes.

Yeah, I know... I know you like candles.

I'll see you in two minutes. Bye.

Well, if I'm taking the evening flight back,

means I'll be having dinner at home.

No, I won't eat rigid gourd.

Make some cauliflower with potatoes.

And please don't fry the cauliflower.

You fry everything.

I get fat eating them,

and later you complain that I'm gaining weight.

Sorry, mister.

You see, network is bad in the lift.

I'll just finish this...

And make some okra with that.

Yeah... And make it crispy.

I know they are fried, but this is different.

Crispy okras visibly seem more, but it's actually less.

So you can't overeat them.

And you cannot pile on weight.

Don't teach me. I know these things.

Yes, dessert

Can you imagine a meal without dessert, mister?

Dessert is necessary.

No meal is complete without a dessert.

Well, dinner is getting heavy,

so make some ice cream for dessert.

And don't talk so much, you waste my time.

And I don't like people who waste my time, mister.

Okay, fine. See you later. Bye.

She talks so much.

"Going Up."

The lift didn't say it, so I did.

The lift announces...

Oh, God!

What's this?

What's what?

Why did you press the second button?

I was confused about my floor, that's why?

Confused.

Who doesn't know which floor they want to go to?

Wasting my time.

Ohh...I apologise, sir.

For wasting these eight seconds of your life.

I am really sorry.

Eight seconds?

What about the entire session of the food-food show in the beginning?

You don't seem like a busy man.

You look totally useless to me.

Let's not talk about appearances, fatso.

You shouldn't be entering a lift.

Take the stairs.

Body shaming, huh?

Body shaming.

You're right, mister.

I should be losing weight.

You know what, I'll go on the 13th floor too.

There's a gym here. I'll work out and lose weight.

No, no, no.

I'll go to the 14th floor. There's a swimming pool here.

I'll go for a swim and lose weight.

No...15th... I'll go to the 15th floor.

It's got a sauna, steam, and jacuzzi.

In fact, I'll go on the 16th in