All language subtitles for Rutherford.Falls.S01E07

Woman: Let
the weight of your day rise up

and fade into the background.

Take a deep breath in...

And out.

Relax.

Nathan.

Oh, they've sent a helicopter?

Here we go.

Yeah. Looks like the bia to me.

Nathan: Oh, my god.
That was the coolest landing.

And it's right where
I would've put it.

Nathan, this is bill
caring and his legal team.

Hi. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Uh, let me get you up to speed.

A couple of weeks ago...
You know what?

I'm backing up further.
1638, there was a...

Hi, folks.

Welcome to minnetonka nation.

Follow me.

Yeah. Okay.

Okay, walk and talk.

Too much, Terry.

That's what I'm talking about.

They can feel guilty
and jealous.

Hi, there.

Come on in. Check it out.

We also have
advanced technology.

Canoes are basically
the helicopters of water.

Josh: Is there really
a helicopter out there?

Who's the high roller?

Probably Johnny Depp
looking to get adopted again.

Rutherford inc.

I am so ready for this.

Uh-huh. Yeah. I'll let
you know how it goes.

We're still very ready.

We're just doing it out here.

Okay.

Beau: I hope you don't mind,
we brought all hands on deck.

We wanted to make sure

we were giving you
our full attention.

Wonderful.

Mr. Thomas, let's be straight.

You're asking for an
obscene amount of money

on shaky grounds.

Your lawsuit is absurd.

Mr. Caring, this
isn't Terry's lawsuit.

This is a contract ongafion

to a sovereign nation
that's gone unfulfilled.

Thank you, chairwoman.

Respectfully Ms. Cook,

according to existing Indian
commissioned settlements,

the statute of limitations
on this issue is clearly up.

Oh good. Someone read federal
Indian law for dummies on the way over.

Actually, took a few Indian
classes in law school.

I prefer you not say that word.

What, Indian?

Said it again.

Can we, uh... can we just
get back on track, please?

Okay, but I'm not...

I'm not racist.

I mean, hejust said
federal Indian.

No. But the actual term
is literally "federal Indian."

Terry: Jess, are you
taking the minutes?

I'd love to get a record
of how many times

opposing counsel
has said that word.

Yeah, so far,
they've said it five times.

Can I help you? I need
to see Terry right away.

And what is this regarding?

I'm supposed to say that.

It's regarding
the giant helicopter

that just buzzed past
my office and parked here.

I need to know what's happening.

Nathan: Good luck with that.

Terry is in a very
exclusive meeting.

Even I couldn't get in,
so, you do the math.

Bobbie: I actually do
have to get back to school.

Really, again?
You just went yesterday.

All right, get out of here.

Check it out.

Sixty people signed up
for the email list.

Oh!

Oh. Suckit@suckit.Com
is probably fake,

nice. But the rest of these
look pretty good to me.

Mona: Reagan, is it?

Yes. Hi.

I really like your
little museum here.

Thank you.

You make me proud, my girl.

Oh, and that young guns exhibit,

I would have let Lou
diamond Phillips fool me.

Josh: Thanks for stopping by.

She seemed nice.

Did you see that?

Her hands were so soft, So wise.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

What's... what's going on?

An elder is proud of me.

You probably wouldn't
understand this, but that was huge.

You saw how slow she walked.

She probably looks at three
things a year, and she came here.

This is the best day of my life.

Whoa! Hey, hey!

Congratulations.

Yeah. Thank you.

You know, my hands
may not be very wise,

but they are very soft,

and I'm very proud of you.

Thank you.

They are soft.

Oh.

Oh, my gosh, I have to
tell Nathan that I saw Mona.

He is obsessed with her.

This will cheer him up.

He's probably
freaking out. Poor guy.

Yeah, totally.

Terry: I'm confused.

You claim the actions
of Nathan rutherford

have no connection
with rutherford inc.

But on the other hand...

Nathan: Don't poke that bear.

Do you catch my drift?

I'm talking about
rutherford inc, Terry.

Who has two thumbs and a seat
on the corporate board?

This guy.

Um, excuse us a moment.

I am so ready to be
a part of this process.

Whatever you need.

We need you to say
you were lying to Terry

and that you have no legitimate
affiliation to rutherford inc.

Like sarcastically or...

Nathan, we've been over this.

You're an honorary,
nonvoting member of the board.

And cultural ambassador.

Okay, that's a title
that you invented

that I've allowed you to keep

because it's easier than
reminding you to stop.

This lawsuit relies
on the connection

between your actions and
the liability of our company.

We need you to sever that tie.

Mmhmm. Well, I can't say I'm
not affiliated with my life's work.

Nathan, this case could be
tried in a federal court.

There will be investigations.

It could be very bad.

I know you love your family.

Well, this is the only way
to help them right now.

So, what do you say?

Can you help us
help your family?

"And whereas my museum
does receive funds

"on an annual basis
from rutherford inc,

"it is in no way
payment or investment,

"but merely an example
of corporate generosity."

You know,

As old buford rutherford
used to say about generosity.

Actually, he didn't say it.

He wrote it because he lost
his larynx in a saloon fight.

But...

Yeah, that's...

That's a great story
for another time.

"While rutherford inc. Began

"as a family business
hundreds of years ago,

"the company
has changed over time,

"and so have the hands of power.

"I am not an employee...

"Board member or
shareholder of rutherford inc.

"In regards to my
connection to rutherford inc..."

"And all of its subsidiaries,

"it is more accurate to
say that I am nothing.

"I am no one."

I would also like
to state for the record

that my heart is broken.

Okay, let's break for lunch.

Rutherford incorporated,
started by Lawrence rutherford.

His life is proof that the
American dream is achievable.

Because, if he could
start with nothing

and build a fair
and honest empire,

50 can anyone.

It'd be a damn shame
if something happened

to your squeaky clean narrative

that your entire brand
is based on.

Sorry to be tardy to the party

butwhen luck be a lady,

I cannot stop
rolling those dice.

Who is this?

Uh, professor Tobias Kaufman,
decorated scholar

and author of a book
about my family's history.

I have been called upon
to be a character witness.

Yes, awesome.

Uh, sorry.

By who?

By me.

Please, professor, would you tell
everyone the name of your book?

The rutherfords. How
robbers, rogues and rascals

wrestled riches
from the rest of us.

What? No. I like the old title.

Chapter one.
"Pillagers and Indians."

Chapter two. "A fair
and honest massacre."

Terry: My personal favorite.

How the rutherford's helped
hide fdr's secret shame babies.

Enough.

Terry: Lwonder what's gonna
happen when this book comes out.

I remember
subway stock nosedived

after the Jared fogle scandal

I wonder how many
Jared's are in here.

This doesn't make any sense.

It's totally different
from the version I read.

Both books are true.

One a pristine finished sausage.

The other a stinky
meat grinding affair.

How could you take
Terry's side on this?

Oh, my boy, I take
the side of history.

The minnetonka press has
agreed to publish my Magnum opus,

so my dream will be
a leather bound reality.

Also, I owe the casino $80,000.

So we're supposed to believe
that a self-published book by a drunk

is going to sink
the company's stock.

Terry: You're right.

Probably won't tank the stock.

Might ding it, though. A
little ding, one percent.

What's 1% of 48 billion?

Plus whatever your client
spends on legal costs

when we drag this out
for a decade.

What do you want?

Something that
was ours to begin with.

Okay.

That's a lot of land.

Most of which is undeveloped.

And rutherford inc.
Owns this land?

Yes, and we're willing
to buy it.

And the lawsuit.

Professor Kaufman's scorched
earth version of the book,

your PR nightmares, gone.

My Magnum opus shelved?

It's my everything.

It's my raison d'etre.

You'll still be paid.

Well, the journey
was the destination.

Do you do direct deposit?

Of course.

Okay, so I didn't
quite notice this at first,

because this map
is not quite to scale.

But that land includes the
rutherford falls heritage museum

a.k.a. My house.

So I'm sorry, Terry.
It's gonna be a hard pass.

Let us confirm with our client.

I'm right here.
I do not confirm.

You are not the client.

You have no affiliation
with us. Remember?

Just let us confirm.

You have 24 hours.

Reagan: How's our boy?

He's changing the bands
inside the old saw mill.

It's bad.

When sawmills malfunction,
people die.

He spent the day
reading Kaufman's book.

Oh, no.

I brought chains.

And I think I may have figured
out a way to save your museum.

You should paint
the church orange.

I think it would be better
if it were orange.

Dumb idea, also illegal.

And why is that?

Because it's an historical
landmark and you can't...

Oh, my god! You're a genius.

We gotta make
this house a church.

Start a rutherford religion.

I'm on it. What? No.

We've got to get this place
designated a historic landmark.

Then no one can touch it.

I've tried that dozens of times.

For big Larry.

But this is a very old house
with a million stories.

We just need documentation that
something really big happened here.

That's super easy.

I mean, there was the
waltz competition of 1924.

There was the potato
salad party.

Also, this is crazy.

Houdini stopped by here
one time to use the bathroom.

Got locked in the bathroom.

Is that something?
Okay. Not big enough?

We're thinking of
something very big.

Like, didn't you say that
presidents used to meet here.

Yeah, but that was just
for, like, a meal

or some rhubarb pie or whatever.

Soundshke president Roosevelt

passed through for a
different kind of pie.

That is slander, Bobbie.
Wait, wait, wait.

What are they talking about?

Well, according to
Kaufman's book,

which is full of lies,

president Roosevelt had
a love child in this house.

Bobbie: Two children.

According to Kaufman,
this place used to be

a den of glorious bacchanaha.

Maybe we should get the
president Roosevelt chair cleaned.

Are you kidding?
This is actually perfect.

There would be birth
records. Do you have them?

No, Reagan. I don't have them

because that neverhappened.
And they don't exist.

But if they did,
they'd be in storage

at my great aunt Jones.

I am living for how
messy this family is.

You just weren't gonna
tell me your plan

to take part of my town.

"Buy" part of your town.

My people don't steal land.
That's your thing.

My thing?

Sorry, I deal with
white people all day.

That line usually works.
Look, I should have called.

It's just

Not calling you was much
easier for me at the time.

I thought we had
an understanding.

I would respect your position
and you would respect mine.

You're right. I apologize.

There's an election coming up.

And voters like it
when you leave

with as much town
as you started with.

Kind of mayor 101.
So how am I...

Let's stop playing games.

We both want what's best
for the people we serve.

And sometimes those
interests are at odds.

You're not some sad,
wounded bird.

You'd have done the exact
same thing if you were in my shoes.

Well, your shoes
are combat boots, Terry.

Because you just started a war.

That was a good line
to leave with.

See, you're still in the game.

Joan: Here we go.
Nathan: Oh! Let me help you.

Let me help you with
that. No, no I got it.

No, I got it. No, Nathan. I...

It's heavy.

You're hurting my wrist.

Okay. Just let go, okay.

Well, we had coffee on
the way over, anyway, so...

So, why are you here
to visit me, Nathan?

Okay, I am here because
we really need to get a gander

at the family heirlooms
in your carriage house.

We've been over this
a dozen times.

You1lhaveitah oncel_.

I know, I know, and I'm happy
to wait for you to die for most...

You're happy?

No, we obviously hope that

that never ever happens,
right, Nathan?

Yeah, of course.
I mean, not never.

Immortality is
a terrible burden.

Just ask Dracula.

Not that you're a vampire. I...

Look, we just really need
to get in there this time.

The fate of the family
depends on it.

That's what you said
when you were 12.

You asked to borrow
grandpa Gerald's quill pen

to write a book report.

You've said it a
dozen times since then.

That does sound like you.

Now, if that's all, I have
some judge Judy to watch.

Ooh.

Nathan won't
bother you for a year.

A whole year. No
requests, no visits.

No e-mails.

Just family newsletters.

Especially those
family newsletters.

Whoa!

You rutherfords sure
do love your stuff.

Nathan: Yeah. Okay.

You start in that corner.

I'll start over here.

Keep your eyes peeled
for anything

that screams
secret birth records.

Where are you gonna put all
this stuff once you do get it?

Uh, I'll tell you.

Some place with
better climate control

and a lot less spiders.

It's really a disservice
to history

that she's storing
this stuff like this.

Oh, my god,
grandpa Gerald's dentures.

I've been asking her
about this for years.

Why? I knew she was lying.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

You gotta see this.

What is it? What you got?

Oh! It's literally a treasure
trove of minnetonka culture.

Those corn house dolls
must be from the 18005.

Nathan: Wow.

Oh, my god. Reagan: I know.

The thing is... uh...

When... once judge Judy what?

Hands down her rulings,

like, my great aunt is
going to be all over us again.

Yeah, if we could just...

Yeah, right.

We'll just keep looking
for your stuff, I guess.

Yes, thank you.

Maybe hit that file cabinet.
That looks promising.

I'm going to hit
these bankers boxes.

Right.

Who knows what we'll find.

Reagan: You should have seen it.

There were com husk dolls.

There was pottery,
wedding baskets,

strawberry baskets,
all the baskets.

My god, your people
love baskets.

Okay, it's less that
we love baskets

and more that it's an
important part of our culture.

Also, don't say "your people."

I'm sorry. I only have
the bandwidth

to be pissed at
one white guy today.

And I'm grateful for that.

It's just crazy,

like, that is our stuff,

and it's sitting in the
garage of his great aunt

gathering dust
next to an old treadmill.

There was wampum.

The fact that I didn't just grab that
stuff and run

Should get me banished.

You're not saying anything?

Right.

Because this is all stuff that
you want to say to Nathan.

But I am here to listen

and provide you with
mozzarella sticks.

But you should talk to him.

Yeah, I don't know.

He's just not really in a place

where he could
hear me right now.

And especially because we
didn't find the Roosevelt thing.

Huh. Okay.

What?

I've heard you say,
"huh, okay" before.

Like that time that I told you

that my cable
sometimes only works

for whatever channel
the bacheloris on.

It just kind of seems like Nathan's
always going through something.

I mean, I've met the guy twice

and both times you were
pushing your thing aside

to focus on him.

Oh, my god.

That's not mine. It was
here when we sat down.

What?

Oh, god.

Nathan: Hey, Kaitlyn, wait.

Hey! Sorry I'm late.

I did everything in my
power, but I could not prove

that Roosevelt had
a love child in my house.

What? Yeah, I know, right?

Just tell me you guys
came up with a plan.

Kaitlyn: We did.

Great, what?

The plan is to take the deal.

If it helps, we surveyed
the land and it's unfrackable.

Well, great grandpa Lawrence,

I'm sorry I failed you.

You too, cousin Theodore.

Apologies.

Oh, cousin Cyrus.

You have such hatred
in your eyes for me,

which I never understood.

Until now, because I deserve it.

What's that Phineas?
You think I'm great?

Aw, thank you.

Let's be honest.
You've always been

kind of the Ringo of this wall.

Reagan:
Talking to the wall guys?

Would they mind if I
cut in for a chat or...

Guys, everyone shut up.
It's Reagan.

Do you want some mulled wine?

It's really good. It's
like liquid jolly rancher.

I'm probably not gonna
finish this bottle.

Second bottle.

You're pickled.

You know how people say

that saying "life isn't fair"?

So, it's funny 'cause I always
thought that was bullcrap.

I was always like,
"life's pretty fair,"

you know, if you think about it.

But now I get it.

Like I get it, really get it.

Life, not always fair.

And that sucks.

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, buddy, I feel that.

How is this even legal?

This is america, right?

I'm a United States American.

So there's got to be something
in the constitution like land, right?

And about how everything that is
happening to me right now sucks.

I mean...

Isn't this the most unfair
thing that has ever happened?

Nathan, I'm gonna reach out
to great aunt Joan

and ask her to return her
minnetonka collection to my nation.

I will be honest, I
was just waiting to talk.

Can you say that again?

Okay, I can get that
you're, like, not in a place

where you can hear this
right now, but...

It's something I have to do,
and I would love your support.

It's all languishing
in the carriage house.

You said so yourself.

And when great aunt Joan
dies, you get everything.

And you would give me
the minnetonka items, right?

Just like I would do for you if I came
into some awesome rutherford stuff.

Yes. Sure. Of course. I guess.

This will transform
my cultural center.

And all that stuff
belongs to my people.

Your people
are trying to steal my home.

My people are trying
to steal your home?

Yeah. Look...

I want nothing more than
to give you all those things.

Like...

But you work at the casino,
which is run by Terry.

And guess what?

He is the literal devil.

Well, as long as
you're being rational

and correctly using
the term literal...

Why are you even
bringing this up right now?

You're being a total uncle Tom.

Excuse me.

My great uncle, Thomas
rutherford died in 1888,

widely considered to be the
biggestjerk that has ever lived.

Okay, I get it.

Your life sucks right now

for maybe the first time ever.

But I'm yourfriend.

I'm asking you to please
press pause on your drama

for one second and help me

just like I've done
for you many times.

Reags, you know I love you.

And I would never get in the way

of something that
you really want.

Except in this case where
I would light myself on fire

before I give those items
to Terry.

I'm hurting right now.

Why can't you see that?
I'm hurting right now.

Why can't you see that?

Why is your history
more important than mine?

I don't want to drink mulled
wine with you right now.

Well, okay, I'm gonna go.

Reagan: Terry, wait up.

I'm in, for running lightning.

But in return, I want the budget

to make the cultural center the
state-of—the-art facility our people deserve.

I think that's doable.

Come on, let's talk.

Okay.

Should I have asked for more?

Could I have gotten more?

Yes, but try
not to focus on that.

Charlie: You should go home.

We'll find a way
to tackle this Terry thing.

I'm good. Just finishing up.

You can go.

Okay. Good night.

It's Deirdre. Where are you?

Nathan: I'm in a
very dark place.

Okay, butwhere
physically are you?

I'm in what will soon
not be my home.

I'm coming over.

We need to talk.