All language subtitles for Rutherford.Falls.S01E06

Everyone thinks big Larry is
in the wrong place. He's not!

The road is.

Therefore, the town shall
construct a traffic tunnel

running underneath the statue.

Like so.

Yeah. No.

Give me one good reason
this isn't totally awesome.

Everyone agrees that we should
just move the statue, Nathan.

And don't you have bigger
things to worry about right now?

Man, you chisenhalls
just love sticking it

to the rutherfords, don't you?

All right, tell you what.
We'll regroup,

and we'll be back next Tuesday
at our regular session.

Does noon still work
for you? Deirdre1n0!

We don't have a regular session!

You two birdbrains
just show up every week

unannounced on my lunch break!

Look, this took me
16 hours to build,

sojust, maybe, play with it.

The cars are really fun.
It might grow on you.

Bye, Nathan! Okay.

Josh! Hi!

What are you... hi.

Hi. Uh, lwasjust
talking to some locals

and, uh, getting some casino
ambience for my podcast.

And also, I just wanted
to see you again.

So I got you an oat milk latte.

Wow.

You remembered that I'm
lactose intolerant. Thank you.

Also, you don't have to do
that thing that guys do

where they're, like,
checking up on you after sex

because they feel obligated.

Um, I'm not doing that.

Also, I don't think anyone's
ever done that? Really?

Excuse me, sir. Is this
sad lady bothering you?

What? Are you lost?

Looking for the men's room?
Is that why you're talking to her?

Sally: You don't have
to lower yourself this way.

I'll take you from here.

Okay, enough.

Josh, this is Wayne and Sally.
They're terrible.

Nice to meet you.

Well, that's some way to talk to the
only two people ever visit this dump.

Reagan: Not a dump. Sally:
Yeah, it's more of an empty void.

Mm, the only
minishonka artifacts in here

are that basket and those bangs.

Okay, well, what are
you guys doing to help?

I tried to meet
with Sally's aunt

and you gave me the phone
number to the Pentagon.

Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.

It's super easy
to drag me. I get it.

But, seriously, what are
you two doing for our people?

No, you're right.

It's super easy to drag you.

Wayne: It's a big part
of the appeal.

Plus, we quit smoking, and...

Both: Gotta have something.

I think the bangs work.

Yeah. Thank you!

What is the move
to sway Deirdre?

We hack her phone
and blackmail her

with whatever dirt we find.

Bobbie. Love your passion, but
you can't always go to blackmail.

All right? It scares me how
often you draw from that well.

I'm a product of the times.

Hey, Kaitlyn! To what
do we owe this delight?

Terry Thomas
just named our company

in a lawsuit brought by
the minishonka nation.

Wow. So he's really poking
the bear.

He's gonna regret
not taking that popcorn.

You offered him... ugh.
Never mind. I don't wanna know.

Nathan, listen. Your name
is all over this lawsuit.

His lawyer cited you as an
employee of the company.

Well, yeah. I mean,
I'm on the board.

As a ceremonial gesture.

Sort of, like, how we have the
town's image on all of our products,

but no one who works here
has ever been there.

Well, iwork there, and
I've been here a lot.

Okay. Do you have any idea how
much other crap I'm dealing with?

The cuyahoga river is glowing
from factory runoff.

I mean, it's Cleveland,
so nobody cares.

I never said that.

Hi, Kaitlyn, Bobbie Yang here.

Um, bioluminescence is
actually a natural phenomenon.

Maybe you could
blame it on that.

Hmm. That's pretty good.

Okay, we're sending legal
counsel from the firm Quinn & hall.

Nathan, I need you to do exactly
what they say and nothing else.

I hear you loud and clear,
my fearless. And...

Hmm. Signal dropped
or something.

All right, you heard Kaitlyn.

We have mere hours to turn
the museum into a war room.

Write this down.

All right. I'm gonna need
four dozen bagels,

two pints of cream cheese,

low fat, these are city people.

Any chive?

I'm freezing on that one.
Come back to me on that.

Okay. Oh, some brownies.

Can you make brownies?
But, like blondies.

Blondies, okay. After that?
Nathan: Yeah, uh...

I feel like we're gonna need
toothpicks. I don't know why.

Toothpicks. And...

Just get a sleeve
of solo cups, just in case.

"Sleeve of solo cups."
I can hang a welcome banner.

Bobbie, if raises existed in
the world of unpaid internships,

that would be a double bump.

That means the world to me.

Well, you mean the world
to me. Come on!

And I hate to say it, but
Wayne and Sally were right.

I do need more items.

And I should grow my bangs out.

Hmm. But the most
annoying part is,

is that they interrupted
my flirty moment with Josh.

You like him!

Yeah. Yeah! Mm-hmm.

He lives in Brooklyn, and he'll most
likely leave when his story's done.

So it's dumb even considering.

Don't do that. What?

The thing you just did.
The Reagan thing that you do.

Where you just, like, give up on a
guy before he even has a chance.

Let something happen.

Allow it to happen.

Seize the moment.
This could be the moment.

Hey, what's, uh,
what's Terry doing?

Looks like he's getting ready to
peacock in front of your lawyers.

They haven't deep cleaned
the carpet

since David Lee roth
was supposed to come.

Ended up being David leroth,
French magician.

Saddestday of my mom's life.

One of the best nights of my
life. That show was incredible.

Hey, I know that Terry
is kind of a force,

and that you're probably
a little bit worried

about... not at all. What?

Terry is the one who should be
worried. My guys are, like, power brokers.

Are you kidding me? Trust
me, it's all good.

Okay, we have regular, half-caf, decaf,
cereal, go-gurt, chive cream cheese.

But I'm worried
we don't have enough bagels.

Okay, well, uh, let's see.

Kaitlyn said they're sending
iegalcounsel

you gotta figure
that's about a baker's dozen.

Each lawyer could have
their own Bobbie.

We could be talking 25-30 people.

You know what? We're done.

You go to war
with the bagels you have.

Right. Oh, did you
remember the banner?

Sure did.

Wow, that's
a good looking banner.

I left out the year
so we could reuse it.

Bobbie, that was smart.

They're here.

Nathan: Wait.

Is there anyone else, or...

They must've drove separately.

Nathan rutherford?

Uh, yeah, that's me.

Blake Jensen, Quinn & hall.

I'm here to change the sheets
on the bed that you shat.

Definitely a little bit thrown
that they only sent one guy.

But he seems
like a killer, right?

Yeah. And he's
surface-of-the-sun hot.

You think every guy is hot.

I'm 16. Doesn't take much.

Okay.

He definitely did not
wash his hands.

Let's talk strategy.

Saw your founder's day speech
and I listened to that podcast.

Thank you. You sounded insane.

Blake: I was cracking up.

At you, not with you,
just to be clear.

Got it. This Terry guy
seems pretty crushable.

I mean, anybody that runs
a casino outside of Vegas

or monte-Carlo
has to be an idiot, right?

Oh, Terry's not an idiot,
like, at all.

Well, iwent to Harvard law,
so I'm pretty sure I can handle

whatever tomahawks
he throws at me.

Oh! I'm not sure I would use
that phrase, or anything else racist.

But love the enthusiasm.

What can we do to help?

Right. Here's what
I'm gonna need from you.

Nothing. Do nothing.
Say nothing.

Done! But, uh...

Come on! Let's roll.

Do you want a bagel
before we leave?

Uh, if you got those around
here, those are not really bagels.

I hate that I love him.

Reagan: What... in the name
of Marie kondo...

Both: Surprise!

Oh, I know I say this
a lot but...

What the hell is wrong with you two?
What happened to my cultural center?

It's a minishonka Tsunami, baby!

You telling us that we don't do
something, really made us wanna do it.

So we made a Facebook post
asking the tribe

to donate whatever they could
spare to showcase minishonka pride!

Wayne: Look, look. Oh!

"Show your minishonka pride by
helping someone down and out."

Very nice. Makes me
sound homeless.

Did you really need to bold
the words "sad" and "lonely"?

Okay, well, itworked.
So, you're welcome.

You know, this actually,
this is gorgeous.

This is a good one.

And this has no historic value.

Man, you're always crying around
about having no items in this place.

And now you're too bougie
for these humble artifacts.

Ungrateful. Wayne: Hmm.

Okay, you both know that 90%
of this stuff belongs in a landfill.

I mean...

A blender, and a vhs copy
of young guns ii.

Wayne's uncle Earl
was in that movie.

That's right. Him and Emilio
got super tight.

That's why my cousin's
named estevez. For real?

Mm-hmm. Reagan: You know what?

Actually, I just got back
on people's good side,

and now they're giving me gifts.

So, I'm sure there's gems
in here.

We just need to start
by sorting the...

Damn it.

Okay, Josh.

I'm just gonna say it.

Idontsee a welcome banner.

Nathan. Bobbie. Good to see you.

Likewise.

Terry: Council members and the
rest of the board are on their way up.

Where are the lawyers
your company sent?

He's, uh, using the facilities.

They only sent one.
Nathan: Yeah.

One-man wrecking crew.

Those are surprisingly
clean bathrooms.

Blake Jensen, Quinn & hall. Hi.

Oh, let's skip the handshake and we'll
go straight down to brass tacks. Shall we?

I'm gonna use a visual aid.

This represents rutherford
inc.'S $70 billion value.

Whoa!
He's big short-ing it. I like it.

Me too.

Blake: And this is
our settlement offer.

It's $500,000 for you
to drop this bullshit,

and buy yourself
some new slot machines.

But you seem like a hungry guy.

Maybe one's not enough, so I'll
add another. It's an even million.

Then you counter,
you bluff your way up.

Let me just save us some time.

You got yourself a fun pack.

It's three million, final offer.

I mean, we could go back and forth,
but in the end, we both know that...

300 million.

I was thinking more, like,
300 million.

Not three.

Three hundred.

Listen to me, Mr. Thomas.

No, you listen to me, Blake.

You went to Harvard
law school, didn't you?

Yes, I did. Class of2018...

There's a building
called Jensen hall.

You do a lot of studying
at Jensen hall, Blake Jensen?

Well... and this law
firm you work for.

Your dad's a
partner there, right?

It's my uncle.

Was that a good comeback?

No, it wasn't.

Thank you for bringing
your candy expertise

to explain things
to a simpleton like me.

But I will not waste time
negotiating with someone

whose legal experience consists
of fighting his own dui charges.

Let me get down to brass tacks.

You're gonna take your nepotistic,
first-year associate bullshit

back to Manhattan,

which is lenape land filled with
skyscrapers built by mohawks.

And you're gonna tell the people
at your firm who actually matter

to be here by Friday at noon, or I will
bring the wrath of god down so hard

that their tennis instructor's
children will feel it.

Tell them, I'll come
for their summer homes,

and their accountants' teslas.

I will make sure all your lives

are a complete
and total disaster.

You're...

So mean!

Let's go! Go, go, go,
go, go. Go!

Mom, it's me.

It went horrible. It was my first big
meeting. And I just totally biffed it.

Can you call uncle Percy
for me, please?

I appreciate masculine
vulnerability, but what a little bitch!

Thank you for helping me.

No, I'm glad you called.

It turns out recording casino sounds
all day leads to severe depression.

Well, so does
going through people's junk.

An exhibit worthy of the met.

So what are you
gonna tell people

whose stuff we threw away?

Um, that I'm putting it
into the archives,

which is the name of the
dumpster that we're throwing it into.

So, technically, not a lie. Hmm.

Josh: Okay. Reagan: Yeah.

Hey, Reagan. Hey!

Maya. Terry's daughter.

Yeah, hi! I don't think you're
supposed to be in a casino.

My mom's outside waiting for me.

Um, I just... I saw
that post, and... oh.

I wanted to donate
some of my bead work.

But maybe you already have
enough stuff?

No, these are amazing. Are you
sure you wanna give them away?

I will take them.
And you did promise.

Totally. I know
they're just emojis,

but I love looking at old
beadwork to get ideas and stuff.

And itwould be cool if one day a
mlnishonka girl could look at these

and get inspired, you know?

Yes, I do know.

Thank you. Of course!

Bye!

I mean, this is
what I was hoping for.

Items with meaning.

Sure. Yeah, uh, but...

If you didn't talk to her you might
not have gotten that meaning, right?

So, maybe some of this
has that, too.

Well, I mean, do we really need to
know the back story of the can opener?

Okay, yeah, not everything.

But, look, my boss told me

that there's no story here
and I came anyway.

And while it's not exactly
what I was expecting,

there is something here.

So maybe if you let go of
what you were hoping to find,

you might be able to see
what you've really got.

The podcasting voice
is very manipulative.

Yeah, it really helps when I'm
disputing credit card charges.

Okay, fine.

Let's ask some people
about their very random stuff.

Yes! Why am I
so excited about this?

I don't know.

Thanks, Jess.

Mm-hmm.

That was so cool. You
saying no to all that money?

Yeah, well, we need to talk
to the real lawyers.

The ones who come in black suvs

wearing Gucci loafers
and tailored suits,

six men, maybe one woman,
probably for show.

Until they get here,
I'm not negotiating.

Well, that was so badass.

I mean, if people hear that
you turned down $ 3,000,000,

imagine how pissed off
they'd be.

Which is why
it's of utmost importance

that we tell no one about this.

Of course.

I just mean that
if they were to find out,

then they'd be super pissed.

You can go.

I'll clean these up.

Okay!

Uh, rutherford inc.
Isn't, um, returning my calls.

Um, they're obviously
on top of it.

They're gonna crush it.

I guess, it's just getting unclear
where I fit into the crushing process.

And, so I need somebody really
solid and trustworthy in my corner.

You okay?

I am not. That burned hard.

You just can't win
with these things.

Eat them too soon,
you burn your tongue.

Wait too long, and it is
as cold as a witch's tit.

Yeah.

So, I charge a flat fee
of $ 600.

That's for everything, from
this meeting to the judge's ruling.

Doesn't matter
how long it takes.

How is that
a sustainable business model?

I'm just excited for the work.

I've only got one
other client right now.

Lydia Patterson.

She's suing the city for not moving
that statue everyone's crashing into.

Well, ifyou're
representing Lydia,

don't you have to recuse
yourself from my case?

Hmm.

Yeah, hang on one sec here.

"Recuse."

"To excuse oneself from a case because
of a potential conflict of interest,

"or lack of impartiality."

Mm-hmm.

Huh.

"Impartiality."

"Equal treatment of all rivals
or disputants. Fairness."

That cleared up nothing for me.

Hmm.

Reagan: Thank you both
for coming.

I really appreciate the help.

We're here forjosh, notyou.

Yeah, we like him.

Even though he has
terrible taste in women.

Cool. Thanks. Um...

Why don't you tell me
about the snow globe?

Tommy Wilson once hitchhiked
all the way down to Miami.

Only time he ever left the res.

He thought snow in Florida
was so funny,

so he brought this back.

Oh, and, he brought the Macarena to
our people six months before it got big.

That was him?

My mother used to make
ribbon dresses,

but she passed away
a few years ago.

I never learned how, but I know

she would want someone
in the tribe to get them.

When I saw that post, I had to donate
my granny's celebrity rock collection.

She's got everyone in here
from Marilyn Monroe...

To zendaya. Or daya.

Thank you so much.
Yeah, this is interesting.

But actually, the cultural center
is intended for minishonka items.

Oh, both my grandparents
always told me I was part.

And I got the proof right here.

Ooh.

Are you really gonna tell me these little
babyjazz apples that I got under my eyes

aren't 100% minishonka?

Okay, uh, thank you so much
for coming in today, Ms. Fish.

See you later, sister.

Archives? Yes, please.

After she got divorced, mavis mcclair
started this sad candle company.

Beware mal-mer?

It's just this made up story.

Basically like a monster
that eats your poop.

We tell it to little kids so that they
don't take so long shitting in the woods.

Is that a big problem
around here?

Not anymore.

I was a featured extra
on this movie.

Got real close with Emilio.

He gave me
the nicest compliment.

He said, I was doing
a lot in my scenes.

Oh, wow.

A week later, I went on a date
with a girl, I told her I knew Emilio.

Thirty years,
four kids, two dogs

and a snake later,
we're still together.

That is beautiful.

And can you believe it?

She's still dynamite
in the sack.

Oh! That's...

Why don't you, uh,
tell me about the blender?

Oh! My sister corissa took it to
standing rock to protest the pipeline.

Hmm. They ground
beans for coffee,

blended tomatoes for soup.

Mixed smoothies
for shailene woodley.

Then it broke. January 24, 2017,

when pipeline construction
was allowed to begin.

What are the chances that they
would break on the same day?

Pretty good, actually.

Corissa was pissed and she
smashed it against a yurt post.

Still, that blender
saw everything.

Where is that thing anyway?

Josh: What's so special
about a blender?

We just... shailene...
Protests the...

Pipeline... smoothie...
It's a whole...

I found it!

Yes! Yes, that's it.
That's it, yes.

Thank you.

Do you smell that?

Yes, I do.

It's disgusting.

Yep. I really wanna
kiss you, but...

We are waist-deep
in garbage right now.

Let's take a shower.
And then, later.

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Okay.

Well, yeah. I just feel really out of
the loop on this whole lawsuit thing.

I mean, I've tried Kaitlyn
four times. No response.

I just... should
I call her again?

No, don't do that.

Just take a minute to decompress

and think clearly about
your next... no, not there.

The offices are closed anyway, so
there's not really much you can do.

Uh, that's good.

No, not you.

But also, maybe you...
I don't know. I can't...

Remember what I just said?

I'm sorry. I'm just... i'm
trying to put up this exhibit.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no,
no. Do yourthing. I'll talk to you later.

Reagan: Okay. Bye.

Oh. Uh, sorry. Excuse me.
There's supposed to be a pickle.

The burgers always come
with a pickle.

Oh, yes. Yeah.
Sorry, we're all out.

Mm. That doesn't work
for me at all.

Yeah. Gotta have a pickle.
Burger needs a pickle, right?

It's like a gin and tonic.

You can't have one
without the other.

Oh, man, sorry.

I've just had a long day
and I... that guy has a pickle!

What the hell, man?

Is it too much to ask for some
respect and some pickles?

Sir, do I have to ask you
toleave?

What? Terry: Alex...

Get a pickle from Kelly's blizzard
stash in the back of the pantry.

What... Terry: Now.

Fine.

Thank you.

I worked here in high school.

I have to say, you impressed me

in our meeting earlier today.

You really held it together
while I eviscerated Blake.

Well, your conference room
looked lovely.

Peonies were a classy touch.
Were they fresh?

Fake, but silk. Hmm.

Mm, sure.

I can't believe they
only sent one lawyer.

It's literally insane.

He was, like, 14 years old.

Yeah, well, they all start to
look young the older we get.

Look, Terry,
for what it's worth,

I told him
not to underestimate you.

Thank you.

Well, enjoy your meal.

And, uh, all this other stuff,

it'll work itself out.

No black suvs yet.

We still have 22 minutes.

Reagan: History favors
the big events.

But it's the little moments in our
lives that make us who we are.

Each of these items tells the story
of the tribal member who donated it,

and each is a source
of pride in our nation.

Thank you so much for coming.

So these beaded emojis
indigenize popular culture,

offering an important commentary
on the way that native artists

are treated like second class...

Oh, my god. Am I Columbus-ing

and mansplaining
at the same time?

When Sally and I first started
this cultural center,

it was just an empty room
under poor management.

One Clay pot.

That's right, one Clay pot.

Hey, you guys made it!

Yeah, of course. We're not
gonna miss the big reopening.

Congratulations.

Thank you. Oh! For me.

I wanted to get you
dry hair shampoo,

but Nathan said
you'd like this more.

Well, yeah.

Beautiful exhibit.

Thank you.

I know that we started getting
these for each other as a joke,

but please never stop.

Oh, I'm not gonna.
They're amazing.

Uh-huh.

It's also a bit of an apology for just
not showing up to help when you called.

Hey, it's okay.

I know that you've been
dealing with all that legal stuff.

And, plus I have Josh.

He is so great, by the way.

Iwnreahyhappy for you. Thanks

and next time you're putting an
exhibit together, I will be helping so...

Reagan: What's going on?
Nathan: I don't know.

Both: Here we go.