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(yawning)
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(buzzing)
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Oh, what a month.
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Been fighting abomination,
skrulls, and...
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Blastaar, was it?
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Whatever.
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No more fighting. I need
sleep or else I get cranky.
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And you wouldn't like
me when I'm cranky.
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(toilet flushes)
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Lights make flush.
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(chuckles) poo poo
on, poo poo off.
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(chuckling) (toilet flushes)
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Hello, hulk.
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(skaar laughing)
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Red hulk: Will you knock it off!
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Let go of that switch!
You let go skaar!
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(both punching) (both grunting)
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(flatulent button-pressing)
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There's only one dummy dumb
enough to do something like this.
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Oh! I'm insulted.
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Sure, the sound effects
are hilarious.
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But I didn't do it. We clear?
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I. Didn't. Do it.
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Here's how I did it.
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Plugged the electro jokebox 2000
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Into the gamma base mainframe...
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It programs wacky sound
effects into all our gadgets.
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(gadget emitting
flatulence audio)
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(cackling)
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Can you believe this thing
was banned in 22 countries
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For being too annoying? Oh, no.
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(flatulence)
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Hulk, just tell a-bomb to
undo the sound effects. Now.
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Me? I'm innocent!
(stifled laugh)
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(sighs) you wanna fight, fine.
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I'm gonna go take a nap.
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Don't. Wake. Me. Up.
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Better shed some burp on that!
(Laughs)
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(belches)
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Red hulk: That's red
in your eye, you punk.
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(glass shattering)
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(soothing ocean
noises) at long-last.
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Nap time.
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(explosion) (roars)
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(superheroes clamoring)
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That's it!
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Sometimes I just want
to get some rest!
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Is that too much to ask?
Computer voice: Device located.
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Announcer: The electro
jokebox 2001, upgrade now!
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Hulk: Upgrade this!
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Oh! We found it.
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That's... How did
that get in here?
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I'll show ya how! I'll say!
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Hulk: I'm out of here.
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Skaar pile!
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Well, auto-pilot on for a
trip around the world,
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Then a landing back at base.
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(yawns) peace and quiet at last.
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Hmm...
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(beeps)
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(grunts) ah, what now?
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(screaming)
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(groans) ow, does my head hurt.
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Where am I?
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Stupid camera. Get outta here!
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Well, looks tropical.
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That's not so bad.
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Something familiar
about this place.
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(roaring)
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(hulk struggling)
(hulk landing blows)
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(roaring)
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Ugh! Let's see you try to eat
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After I knock out
all your teeth!
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(roaring)
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Hulk: Not your
garden-variety monster.
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Which means I got a bad
feeling of where I might be.
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(brute monster roaring)
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Only one place on
earth like this.
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Yep. Monster island.
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Any time a big monster rampages
in a city like new york or tokyo,
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They catch it and dump it here.
82
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So the place is stuffed with
experiments, mutations, aliens...
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And now me.
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Hmm?
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Piece of the jump jet.
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Must be spread out
all over the island.
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Bingo! My homing beacon.
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Skaar: Skaar don't understand.
Why hulk leave so mad?
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It's not my fault!
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It's always your fault.
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Doesn't matter
whose fault it is.
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The important thing is that I
get to beat a-bomb to a pulp!
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Agh! Uh...
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What make chirpy noise?
(chirping)
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We got a cricket.
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(a-bomb grunts)
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Can't stand that
noise they make.
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And then they hop into your room on
their disgusting little insect legs
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While you're sleeping, and then...
(gasps)
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(chirping continues)
red hulk: Oh, you...
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We should call the hulk.
102
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We don't need greenie to
catch a stupid cricket!
103
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Think how mad he'll be if
we bug him about a bug.
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We are the agents of s.M.A.S.H.!
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We can find one lousy cricket.
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I've got officer training.
107
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So I'm gonna lead this
exterminatin' mission.
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Forget it. I'm hulk's cousin.
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He's not here, so that
makes me in command.
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I'm his best friend.
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Obviously, he'd make
"the a-bomb" leader.
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Red hulk: You couldn't lead
your way out of a paper bag!
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A-bomb: Paper bag?
What's that even mean?
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Red hulk: Shut up!
She-hulk: You shut it!
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What did you...
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A-bomb: Ow! Why are
you hitting me?
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Hulk: Hey, that
looks like a nest!
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Could make a real hulk-sized
omelet with those.
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(giant footsteps approaching)
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Uh-oh. Here comes momma.
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(growling)
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That's not the momma!
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Give me that!
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(roars)
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(hulk yelling)
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And don't come back!
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(shells cracking)
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Huh?
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(baby monsters cooing)
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Look at that. Little monsters.
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Oh, great. Critters like me.
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Okay, get off. Get off! Get off!
That's enough.
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(little monsters cooing weakly)
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Hulk: And be quiet.
135
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I'm sure your momma
will be back soon.
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(whining) (grunting)
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Yeah, they'll be okay.
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(little monsters squawking)
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(groaning) this is
worse than home.
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It's coming from over here.
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She-hulk: Ow! (zooming)
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(she-hulk groans)
wasn't in there.
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This is hopeless.
I'm calling hulk.
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Gamma base to big green.
You copy?
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Red hulk: He must've
turned off his comm.
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A-bomb: Then we're on our own.
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All: Ow!
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We got each other, dummy.
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Think. If he was here,
what would hulk do?
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Skaar know what hulk do! Smash!
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(explosion)
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Kid's got a point.
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(little monsters squawking)
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No sign of momma.
155
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She's gotta be around
here somewhere.
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(squawking)
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(sighs) will you li'l monsters
knock it off? I'm trying to...
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Whoa. Look who's growing up.
Fast.
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Huh. You four almost
remind me of... Nah.
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Must be my imagination.
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(purring)
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(exhales)
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Okay, that's cute. Let's go.
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(stomach gurgling)
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(cries)
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Aw, crackers. Now what?
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You're not gonna puke, are ya?
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I can't believe I
have to do this...
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(belches)
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Aah!
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Little squirt!
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Stop fighting right now.
Right now!
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(whooshing overhead)
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Hey, somebody got
my distress call.
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(screeching)
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Maybe not.
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You must be a survivor
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Of the ship I blasted
from the sky.
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Yeah.
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You must be the jerk I was
gonna punch for doing that.
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Earthling, I have hunted every
great creature in this galaxy.
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Now step away from my prey.
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That's not gonna happen.
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Then you too shall be a prize...
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For arkon the hunter!
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(screaming in pain)
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(growls)
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Arkon: Submit, beast!
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I gotta get you away
from this creep.
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Come on.
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Ah, the thrill of the chase!
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Aah!
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Go. Get out of here.
And stick together!
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Arkon: Well, come on then!
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Come out, beast!
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Let the hunt begin!
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Good job, gang.
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You actually did it.
You stuck together.
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(cricket continues chirping)
200
00:10:54,887 --> 00:10:56,988
Well, cricket's
not in that wall.
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Hulk? Come home! Come home now!
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Aah!
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Hulk's mia.
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00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:06,097
And he ain't showin' up any
time soon to save ya, soldier!
205
00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:07,832
Hey, hey, hey. Easy, buddy.
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00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,969
If hulk were here, he'd
want us to work as a team.
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00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:13,138
That's what I been saying!
208
00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:15,040
He'd tell us to stick together.
209
00:11:16,375 --> 00:11:18,276
Two things I picked
up in the military.
210
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:20,812
Number one, greenie's right.
211
00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:22,981
Troops gotta work together
toward a common goal.
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00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:23,415
And number two?
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00:11:23,417 --> 00:11:28,053
Sometimes those troops
just gotta blow stuff up!
214
00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:31,856
Red hulk: Lock and
load, smashers!
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00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,367
(cricket chirping)
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00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,768
Red hulk: Cricket!
2 o'clock high!
217
00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:45,210
A-bomb: Watch it!
Cricket behind you!
218
00:11:45,234 --> 00:11:48,035
Cricket incoming!
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(cricket chirping)
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Hulk: Okay, little guys.
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We get up top here,
222
00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:03,154
And we can send a stronger
signal from my homing beacon.
223
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:05,290
Knock it off back there.
224
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,859
With any luck, my team
will get here soon
225
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:09,794
To help me smash arkon.
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00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:13,164
(both chittering)
227
00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:16,101
Of course with my luck,
no one's coming.
228
00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:19,137
No, I shouldn't say
that about them.
229
00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:22,240
My team's reliable.
You'd like 'em.
230
00:12:33,986 --> 00:12:36,955
Trapping you tiny
beasts is no challenge.
231
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,857
Now, where's your
green guardian?
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00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:39,924
Right here!
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Ugh!
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00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,828
Lookin' for a challenge, huh?
235
00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:45,764
Well, ya got one now.
236
00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:48,800
You are a strong one, beast-man.
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Strongest one there is.
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Now you leave em' alone!
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00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,006
Ugh!
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Where ya goin', tough guy?
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(wings flapping)
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00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:07,485
Had enough?
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(creature screeches)
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00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:14,793
Arkon: It's not over yet.
245
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:18,396
Arkon! You bring em' back!
246
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I'll get you!
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Ugh! (Screaming)
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Done.
249
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Showed that cricket no one messes
with the agents of s.M.A.S.H.
250
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:38,383
Huh? (Laughs)
251
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(cricket chirping)
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00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:41,820
(groans)
253
00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:46,024
Why?
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(hulk roars)
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00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:58,937
Hold on, little guys.
I'll get you outta there.
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00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:01,306
(groans)
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00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,043
(coughing)
258
00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:08,379
I wasn't interested
in pursuing you,
259
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,015
But as you continued to defy me,
260
00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:13,952
I became intrigued, hulk.
261
00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:17,121
Yes, I learned
everything about you.
262
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:22,026
About the recording devices
chronicling your "heroic" life.
263
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:26,431
I believe you are the greatest
prey I've ever hunted.
264
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,399
(chittering)
265
00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:32,904
Just let the little
monsters go...
266
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:35,406
You thought I was
trying to destroy them?
267
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:39,544
Can't you see I merely
used them to lure you in?
268
00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:44,616
You, hulk, may not be
the smartest of beasts,
269
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:49,120
But your head will look
magnificent on my wall.
270
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,159
Skaar got cricket!
Give me that thing!
271
00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:56,261
I wanna smash it!
272
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,330
Okay, okay. Skaar open hand.
273
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:02,934
She-hulk: That's a peanut.
274
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,135
You doofus!
275
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,371
(clanging overhead)
276
00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:13,177
Well, cricket's not in the ac.
277
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:17,282
Ah, can't you see this bug has
turned us against each other?
278
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,018
We can't let a
cricket get to us.
279
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,686
(cricket chirping)
280
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:26,090
Cricket! Cricket!
281
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:33,932
(groaning)
282
00:15:35,634 --> 00:15:37,168
A waste of effort.
283
00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:39,370
The restraints are
indestructible.
284
00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:39,504
Accept your fate.
285
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:44,208
You cannot prevent the destiny I
have in store for these creatures.
286
00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:49,280
(creature roars)
287
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:06,030
(laughing manically)
288
00:16:06,665 --> 00:16:08,666
That's why the momma
didn't come back.
289
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:09,667
You had her locked up.
290
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:14,472
This species, "the goom,"
will be invaluable to me.
291
00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:16,174
They belong with their mother!
292
00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:18,109
Oh, they'll be with her.
293
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,744
And I shall be the father,
294
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:22,580
Who trains them all
as my hunting beasts.
295
00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:30,455
Impressive.
296
00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:37,695
Time for some new sport.
297
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,267
My encounter with you, hulk,
298
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:45,770
Has inspired me to
choose a new quarry.
299
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,772
"Heroes," I believe
you call them.
300
00:16:48,273 --> 00:16:51,142
And you will be my first trophy.
301
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:53,077
(little monsters chittering)
302
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,014
(roaring)
303
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,190
Hulk: I don't want to hurt you!
304
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:08,726
Calm down, mama.
305
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:10,628
(screaming)
306
00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:23,641
Fire, ice, and acid breath?
Seriously?
307
00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:27,745
Imagine a pack of these
monsters at my command.
308
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:31,082
I'll hunt every hero on
earth to extinction.
309
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:34,385
Our "family" will
be unstoppable.
310
00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:40,358
Family...
311
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,794
I'm right here, momma.
Let 'er rip!
312
00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:55,807
(laughing)
313
00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:59,310
Yes, mother... Destroy!
314
00:18:10,622 --> 00:18:12,256
(grunting)
315
00:18:12,524 --> 00:18:14,392
Yeah. Meet your kids, momma.
316
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:16,861
They're loud. They fight.
And they're trouble.
317
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:19,764
But they're family. You
gotta look after them.
318
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:23,234
No! Attack! Finish him!
319
00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:24,669
No way!
320
00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:31,242
Arkon: I've studied you, hulk.
321
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:33,878
I know your strengths
and your weaknesses.
322
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:35,546
Good luck!
323
00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:39,283
Is that all you got?
324
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:40,651
(laughs)
325
00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:46,724
(roars)
326
00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:48,493
Impossible!
327
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:49,660
You were right, arkon.
328
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:52,630
My family of monsters
is unstoppable!
329
00:18:56,435 --> 00:18:57,735
That can't be good.
330
00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,770
Okay, everybody out!
331
00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:03,474
Hulk: This way!
332
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,813
Come on, momma. Get out of here.
333
00:19:20,592 --> 00:19:21,792
Just my luck.
334
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:26,764
Ugh! Hey! You stuck together.
335
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,432
Just like I told ya.
336
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:30,535
Ow! Hey, watch the teeth.
337
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:34,839
Hulk: Well, well. Look
who survived the crash.
338
00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:36,941
A shame about your
ship blowing up.
339
00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:40,278
But I gotta admit. That was fun.
340
00:19:40,612 --> 00:19:42,947
My hunt has only
begun, earthling!
341
00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:45,616
I'll chase you to ends of the...
342
00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:47,752
My lightning bolts?
343
00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:48,953
Without them, I'm...
344
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:51,222
The hunter is now the hunted.
345
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:53,758
(creatures roar)
346
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,793
It's arkon season, boys.
347
00:19:59,798 --> 00:20:01,899
Of course, I'm stuck here, too.
348
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:04,902
Maybe there's something from
this ship I can use to get home.
349
00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:07,738
Hey! This ain't
from arkon's ship.
350
00:20:08,473 --> 00:20:10,474
It's what's left of my jump jet!
351
00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:12,476
If there's a mini-fighter
left in one piece...
352
00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:15,413
I got a way home!
353
00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:20,885
Skaar has no threes. Go fish.
354
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:22,987
She-hulk: Hey, guys.
Look who's back.
355
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:24,709
A-bomb: What's up? Red
hulk: Oh, hey, green.
356
00:20:24,711 --> 00:20:24,709
Skaar: Hi.
357
00:20:24,711 --> 00:20:27,959
Seriously? You guys
are getting along?
358
00:20:27,961 --> 00:20:29,460
(cricket chirping)
359
00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:31,796
Huh. Sounds like
you got a cricket.
360
00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:33,931
Why didn't anybody
answer my distress call?
361
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:35,666
Red hulk: What distress call?
362
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,001
(chirping continues)
363
00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:39,937
My emergency beacon.
It's been on for hours.
364
00:20:40,339 --> 00:20:41,973
And why does it sound
like a cricket?
365
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:45,343
Uh, gosh. I thought
he broke this thing.
366
00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:48,579
Male voice: Emergency
distress call from the hulk.
367
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,982
Repeat. Emergency distress
call from the hulk.
368
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,717
(nervous laugh)
oh, that's weird.
369
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:56,854
So the electro jokebox
made the cricket sounds.
370
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,856
That's... That was funny, right?
371
00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:01,392
And, hulk, you made
it home, so...
372
00:21:02,494 --> 00:21:06,897
No... I mean, we didn't, like,
ruin the base or anything...
373
00:21:07,799 --> 00:21:09,267
(all growl)
374
00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:12,503
Hey, who's up for pizza?
375
00:21:13,538 --> 00:21:14,538
You're not mad?
376
00:21:15,741 --> 00:21:18,809
Ain't they something? Left a
camera on monster island.
377
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:20,645
Just to keep tabs on the kids.
378
00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:23,281
Family is family.
379
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:24,782
Don't ever take
them for granted.
380
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,450
Even if they drive you...
381
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:28,319
(cricket chirping) huh? Oh.
382
00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:29,920
Red's room is down the hall.
383
00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:31,922
Have fun.
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