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Ladies and gentle-hulks
of all shapes and sizes,
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I give you the mighty,
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The mystical, the magnificent.
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(fanfare plays)
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A-bombo the great.
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(a-bomb coughs)
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Thank you, lovely
assistant she-hulk.
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(applauding)
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For my first trick, I need
a member of the audience.
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You, green hulk-ish fellow.
Think of a card, any card.
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Hmm. Let's see.
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Okay, got one.
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Is it...
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This card?
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(a-bomb stammering) skaar: Oh!
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A-bomb make cards fall down!
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(groans)
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Uh...
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That's not right.
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(claps)
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Oh, man, bring out the
ventriloquist act.
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This is painful.
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Give him a break, red.
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He's been practicing
for a while now.
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Okay, maybe I've only
been practicing a week.
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But how hard can
this magic thing be?
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I read, like, 10 books.
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Okay, I copied some guy
I was watching online.
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But he was awesome.
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The classic sawing your
assistant in half trick.
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You sure about this?
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Trust me, there's fake legs in the bottom.
I got it all worked out.
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Faint-hearted members of the
audience, I suggest you look away.
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Ah...
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Hey, I can feel the saw.
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A-bomb: Funny, it didn't look
this hard on the internet.
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She-hulk: It's not working, a-bombo.
I'll just hide in the box.
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A-bomb: Uh, for my next trick,
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Prepare for your
minds to be blown
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As I make the lovely
she-hulk disappear
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From the mystical box.
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And re-appear into that
box across the stage.
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Awesome.
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Why don't you make
yourself disappear?
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One more peep, and I'll make my
fist disappear in your face.
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That would be magic.
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A-bomb-cadabra.
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Hmm.
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Ah!
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Hmm.
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Hello? Did you forget somebody?
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Skaar: She-hulk alive! Magic!
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(laughs) magic.
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I'm out of here.
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Worst magic show ever.
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Hulk: Hold up, rick.
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I asked an old magician pal
over to give you some pointers.
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Maybe take you under his
wing for a few days.
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If a-bomb really wants to learn,
he's in for some hard work.
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This is a man who spent
years studying magic.
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In all of its forms.
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Hulk: You can call
him doctor strange.
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Whoa.
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Dude! I mean, doctor... Strange.
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That's one of the coolest
tricks I've ever seen.
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It's no trick, a-bomb.
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I've mastered the mystical arts.
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The willful manipulation of
reality at the quantum level.
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It's science, not trickery.
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Oh, no, I get it. Stage magic is
like the basics of real magic.
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And you are gonna help
me get my wizard on.
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Are you sure about this, hulk?
Hey, you owe me.
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So give the kid a chance. I
bet you he'll surprise you.
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That's what troubles me.
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Prepare yourself, a-bomb, for
initiation into the great art.
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A-bombo disappear!
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(a-bomb shrieks)
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(laughs) that was so cool!
Can we do it again?
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Are we in your
super-secret lair?
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Yes. Welcome to my
sanctum sanctorum.
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And now... Wait.
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Did you bring cameras with you?
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Check it out, hulkies.
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Doctor strange a.K.A.
The sorcerer supreme
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Is gonna teach me
how to teleport.
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It takes years to master
traveling spells.
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I was thinking of starting small.
This way.
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This is so cool! Do us both a
favor and don't touch anything.
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These are magical relics,
not common trinkets.
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Understood?
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Not a problem, doc.
Won't touch a thing.
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Doctor strange: The entire sanctum is
a mystical gateway to other realms.
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It was constructed to keep
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The interdimensional
entities they contain
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From escaping into our world.
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That's why you must
touch nothing.
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Whoa, jen would dig this.
She's into antiques, too.
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Not the mirror of amathea. It
creates your moral opposite.
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Ooh, that's a good trick.
Get away from it!
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(growls)
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(grunting)
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A-bomb: I hate having to fight
someone as good-looking as you!
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(yelps) doc, I'm pulling
me into the mirror!
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I summon the enchanted
chains of astaroth.
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(groans)
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(growls)
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(growls)
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Be gone! I banish you both
back to the mirror realm!
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I said don't touch anything.
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And you keep touching things.
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I'm sorry, I... I just...
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This was a mistake.
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I thought you could be a help
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While I attend to important
arcane matters, but now...
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Please, dude.
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I mean, doc. I'm just curious.
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Hey, why don't we
take a shortcut?
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You could loan me one of
your crazy magic necklaces.
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That's not how magic works.
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The eye of agamotto is an ancient
mystical relic, not a toy.
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It can access
infinite dimensions.
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And, no, you cannot touch it.
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Wow, you read minds too?
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Awesome!
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If you're going to work with me,
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Know there is no
quick and easy path
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To master the mystical arts.
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Let us begin your lesson with
a small list of simple tasks.
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Oh, cool, like demon-banishing
and potion-making?
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What? Sweep floors?
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Dust shelves?
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Vacuum?
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These are chores!
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There is no greater lesson
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Than the one found in the
mundane, my young friend.
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Oh, but...
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(growls)
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(laser firing)
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Hulk: Annihilus, annihilated!
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You're ka-doomed!
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Hulk: Blastaar, blasted!
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Absorb this, creel!
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(grunts)
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Hope a-bomb's okay.
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Strange isn't an easy
guy to get along with.
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Way I see it, rick's getting the weekend
at magic camp while we're stuck training.
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Gotta stay sharp.
Hone our skills.
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Speaking of, where's
red and skaar?
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Skaar: Skaar make magic fire!
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Skaar magic man!
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Red hulk: My head burning
ain't no magic trick!
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I'm gonna mangle you, skaar!
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I'll tear ya limb from limb!
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(growls) really?
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You know, maybe we all
could use a break.
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Let's go check up on rick.
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This isn't learning mystical
arts, this is slave labor.
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Ooh.
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Maybe I can find a
shortcut in here.
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A wind spell. Great idea!
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I'll blow the dust
right out the door.
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Ceekeatar...
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Cinsatta...
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(stutters) cincinnati?
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(thunder crackles)
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(wind howls)
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Ooh, I did it!
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Oh, who needs studying?
This stuff is cake.
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Oh, what did I do?
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Okay, there's gotta be a
reverse spell in here.
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Um... Magana...
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Sarana... Banana?
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Cinsatta cinsatala!
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A-bomb, there are
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No shortcuts.
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Mastering the mystic
arts takes patience.
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Start by focusing on what
you are doing in the now.
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Then teach me something!
Anything!
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Just keep at your chores and pay
attention to what you're doing.
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I am overly occupied.
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The forces of dormammu,
the evil one, are rising.
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So if you bother me again, I
am turning you into an iguana.
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Okay, okay, talk about touchy.
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All I did was ask doc if we
could take a pizza break.
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(sighs) seriously?
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(groans)
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Come on.
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(groans)
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"merkava vee."
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Oh, sweet! I'm learning spells.
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This is so cool. Doc! I did it!
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Seravata, kasala...
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A-bomb, what are you...
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The spell's been broken!
Get away!
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(growls)
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(doctor strange yells)
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No!
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It's all my fault.
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The doc told me he needed to
focus, and I messed him up.
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It's not like you meant
to banish doctor strange
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Into a dimension of
pure evil or anything.
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But he did.
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00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,286
Dimensional door?
Give me a break.
204
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:24,255
It's all vegas tricks.
Smoke and mirrors.
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00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:26,057
And you bought it, a-bomb.
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00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:28,193
Magic real.
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Try and remember the spell strange
said that opened the portal.
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I can't remember.
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I checked the cameras.
They all glitched!
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Wait a second.
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Doc pulled out a book when he was
lecturing me on being a total mess-up.
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Come on.
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A-bomb: Got it! This is it.
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I saw that guy.
Door-mommy or something.
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Dormammu.
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She-hulk: Let me see that.
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"A powerful being trapped in
the infernal dark dimension,"
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"forever trying to break down
the magical barrier to earth."
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"Dormammu would conquer the
lives of all mankind."
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(mockingly) ooh, the
boogeyman's coming to get us.
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Yeah, and the only person who could
stop him was doctor strange.
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No, we can too.
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00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:14,873
But I won't let
strange be stranded
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In that dark dimension
a minute longer.
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So get cracking on that book, rick.
Now.
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I'm on it.
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How we doing? Okay, I think...
I think I have it.
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Servassia...
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Sava sarata-sana?
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(burps)
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Skaar: Magic! Magic!
(crows cawing)
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Skaar: See, red?
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Red hulk: Ah, ya bombed me,
you dang-blasted poop-hawker!
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Uh, zervassin...
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Zervasseen?
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Is it with a "sin" or a "seen"?
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A beard?
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(laughs) are you serious?
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I am not having this waxed.
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Neesaverx?
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Hey... Hey! What's going on here?
Hey!
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Uh, zervassy? Zervacious?
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Neesaverx?
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(groans)
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Stupid parlor tricks.
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Focus, a-bomb. Take your time.
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Servassa...
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Sava...
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Zara-tasama...
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Seraveen.
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Huh?
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A-bomb: Yes, I did it!
Hulk: You three stay here.
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Smash anything that comes through
that isn't me or a-bomb.
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We'll find doctor strange.
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00:12:50,002 --> 00:12:52,270
Whoa! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
256
00:12:58,377 --> 00:13:01,112
Hulk: Welcome to the
dark dimension, rick.
257
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:04,015
A-bomb: This place is
blowing my mind, hulk.
258
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,184
Seriously freaking out.
259
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,820
Just keep your mind
on our mission, rick.
260
00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:11,022
Yeah, yeah, yeah... Huh?
261
00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:13,958
(roars) (yelps)
262
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,960
Hulk: Will you stop
goofing around?
263
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:20,965
Hulk: Strange? That you?
264
00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:23,034
Um...
265
00:13:29,341 --> 00:13:31,009
What the heck are those?
266
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,444
Whatever they are, they
look pretty smashable.
267
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,246
Good thing I can
do a trick, too.
268
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,515
Bibbity-bobbity-bash!
269
00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:39,384
A-bomb's away!
270
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:43,488
Boom! Oh, these guys are
kind of fun to break.
271
00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:46,157
(grunts) hey. Oh, hey, wait!
Hey, wait!
272
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,325
Rick!
273
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,831
Magic real. Look
at sparkly door.
274
00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:55,400
Yeah, red. How can you
think magic is bogus
275
00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,302
When you're staring into
a dimensional gate?
276
00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:59,971
So strange has a
fancy light show.
277
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,239
Big whoop.
278
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:04,175
I'll find the off switch
and show ya it ain't real.
279
00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:07,946
Yeah? And I suppose they
aren't real either?
280
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:09,214
Huh?
281
00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:12,050
Red hulk: That's a good trick.
282
00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:17,121
Get off of him!
283
00:14:17,131 --> 00:14:18,090
Thanks, big guy.
284
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:22,994
Doctor strange: Back into
the shadows, foul one!
285
00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:25,096
It's doc strange!
286
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:27,265
And door-mommy!
287
00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:29,133
Hulk: Dormammu.
288
00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:31,336
This is the end, dormammu.
289
00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:33,605
Even if I have to
give my very life,
290
00:14:33,607 --> 00:14:35,340
I will keep you here forever.
291
00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:37,041
(roars)
292
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,177
You lowered your
defenses, mortal.
293
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:42,981
And I won't stop until all
the lives on earth are mine!
294
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:45,083
Beginning with yours.
295
00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:53,024
(dormammu laughs)
296
00:14:54,326 --> 00:14:57,962
Beware, dormammu. Beware
the eye of agamotto.
297
00:14:58,631 --> 00:14:58,630
(grunts)
298
00:14:58,632 --> 00:15:02,967
By the light of all that
is good, I strike thee!
299
00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:05,036
(dormammu roars)
300
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,104
Hulk: Get him, doc!
301
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,040
(screams)
302
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:12,076
(groans)
303
00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:17,615
(gasps)
304
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:19,150
I got ya!
305
00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:24,255
Can't believe you came.
How did you do it?
306
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,257
I opened the door, boss-man.
307
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,927
Excellent. And you closed it?
308
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:31,229
A-bomb: Uh... No.
309
00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:34,565
Not good. Dormammu's hordes
will March on earth.
310
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,201
Can you teleport us, doc?
311
00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:38,503
Too weak.
312
00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:41,005
My battle with dormammu
drained my strength.
313
00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:43,541
This is my fault.
314
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:46,311
Should've been me who
got rick to practice,
315
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:49,013
Instead of shoving the
job off on to strange.
316
00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:53,084
Doctor strange: My powers
are slowly restoring.
317
00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:56,020
I can feel the portal
growing close.
318
00:15:56,022 --> 00:15:59,023
Hulk: And there it is. Let's move.
We're almost out.
319
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,226
(all grunting)
320
00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:04,128
(red hulk roars)
321
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:09,100
Where do these things come from?
An assembly line?
322
00:16:11,036 --> 00:16:12,403
She-hulk: It's about time!
323
00:16:13,038 --> 00:16:14,472
Can someone close the door now?
324
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,407
Xerasala
325
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,609
Xala xalaveen!
326
00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:26,384
(wheezes)
327
00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:28,252
(groans)
328
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:30,488
We did it. The earth is safe.
329
00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:33,691
(sighs) I'm sorry, doc.
It's all my fault.
330
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,160
I quit. I learned my lesson.
331
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:39,030
Dormammu: No. No, you haven't.
332
00:16:39,264 --> 00:16:40,631
Not yet.
333
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:44,068
(screams) red hulk: Ah, enough
with the fancy light shows.
334
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,608
(all screaming)
335
00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:54,112
Finally, I am free!
336
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,781
The world will bow down
337
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:59,484
Before the dread dormammu!
338
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:10,461
None shall challenge what
rightfully belongs to dormammu!
339
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,731
The earth is mine.
340
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,168
Not while the agents of s.M.A.S.H.
Are around, sizzle lips.
341
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:18,236
(roars)
342
00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:21,105
Foolish green beast.
343
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:23,341
Your power is nothing to me.
344
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:25,810
(dormammu snarls)
345
00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:32,116
Doctor strange: You
will not pass.
346
00:17:34,753 --> 00:17:38,523
You will never escape while
I still breathe, demon.
347
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:42,727
A condition easily remedied,
sorcerer supreme.
348
00:17:44,329 --> 00:17:45,530
(strained grunts)
349
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:50,601
Smash him, strange!
350
00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:53,438
Fall, demon!
351
00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:58,209
So ends our game.
352
00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:03,214
Doc! (groans)
353
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:04,782
You must contain the evil.
354
00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:08,386
Keep dormammu from
the outside world.
355
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,822
My apprentice knows how.
356
00:18:10,824 --> 00:18:13,424
What? All I know are a
couple of cleaning spells.
357
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,760
And how to sweep and
dust really well.
358
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,096
Use the house, a-bomb.
359
00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:21,265
Remember your lesson
in the mundane.
360
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:24,735
You gotta believe in what
he taught you, rick.
361
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,306
Let's put out this fire.
362
00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:32,710
Kerala-beram!
363
00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:41,285
What trickery is this?
364
00:18:44,389 --> 00:18:45,857
I'm trapped in here!
365
00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:47,492
A-bomb: I know, right?
366
00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:48,826
Dormammu: It's you?
367
00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:52,263
How dare you keep
me from freedom?
368
00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:54,165
Just me, dormouse.
369
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,800
And now it's time to banish you
370
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,835
Back to the darkness,
you evil jerk.
371
00:18:58,403 --> 00:19:01,472
Cinsalla sally... Salty?
372
00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:02,474
Oh.
373
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:06,811
(braying) hey, change
me back, you $2 merlin!
374
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:09,313
Oh, so now you believe
in magic, huh?
375
00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:10,748
(all groaning)
376
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:14,886
The sorcerer supreme has fallen.
So shall you.
377
00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:18,823
(groaning continues)
378
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,393
I knew my day would come,
379
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,929
For I am tireless
and unwavering,
380
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:27,832
Unlike you undisciplined apes.
381
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,835
My time is now!
382
00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:32,770
(all straining)
383
00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:35,573
What was that spell?
384
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:38,209
Gotta remember. Focus.
385
00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:41,512
Oh! Cinsetta cinsatala!
386
00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:43,814
(dormammu groans)
387
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:44,815
A-bomb: Yes!
388
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,484
You made wind?
389
00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:48,886
You never needed magic
for that, jones.
390
00:19:49,454 --> 00:19:51,222
Another foolish trick?
391
00:19:51,723 --> 00:19:55,493
Ha! You toy with forces
you do not compre...
392
00:19:56,261 --> 00:19:59,897
She-hulk: A-bomb, you idiot...
You made two dormammus?
393
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:03,434
The reflection's his opposite.
He's the good guy.
394
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:07,772
Yet another magical miracle
courtesy of a-bombo the great!
395
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,408
(groans)
396
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,343
Good job.
397
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:14,946
Now let's send match-head
straight back to limbo.
398
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,517
(hulk roars)
399
00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:26,691
Release me, mortals!
I command it!
400
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,693
Everyone, step aside.
401
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:34,265
Dormammu: You cannot
do this to me!
402
00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:37,935
No!
403
00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:39,737
Magic.
404
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,973
It is just too awesome.
405
00:20:41,975 --> 00:20:44,675
I gotta say. I'm
impressed, rick.
406
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,877
Never thought you'd learn
so much in one day.
407
00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:49,947
You know, they're just little tricks,
but you have to start small.
408
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:52,850
And even the simplest of
spells can save the world.
409
00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:53,384
Now red believe.
410
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:59,624
I'll believe it when a-bomb makes
these donkey-ears disappear.
411
00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:03,261
Okay, so there ain't
no shortcuts.
412
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:05,696
But I don't think I'm into
magic anymore anyway.
413
00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:07,665
This is the only magic I need.
414
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:08,933
(straining)
415
00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:09,500
(laughs)
416
00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:14,005
I think I'll take up something
else, like ventriloquism.
417
00:21:14,007 --> 00:21:18,009
Look at me, I'm red hulk.
I like weapons. Whoo-hoo!
418
00:21:18,011 --> 00:21:18,009
I should be leader.
419
00:21:18,011 --> 00:21:23,381
I don't shower much, but I'm always right.
Yeah. (gibbering)
420
00:21:23,982 --> 00:21:25,750
Who's the dummy now?
421
00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:28,986
That's the last we'll hear
from a-bomb for a while.
422
00:21:30,756 --> 00:21:31,856
Red out.
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