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Baymax: Hello. I am Baymax.

♪

♪ Whoa-oh

[blasting, zapping]

♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh

- [video game music] - Game Announcer: Ready! Fight!

[video game sound effects]

- I am so sorry, Hiro. - For what?

For this!

[punching]

- [blasting] - Game Announcer: Winner!

[laughs] Fred, man, you'rereally on your game tonight!

Well, I should be. I've been going nonstop since Tuesday.

- Wait, what day is it? - Staring at a screen for extended periods

can cause dry eye, as well as eye strain--

Noted! But, extreme gaming takes extreme concentration.

-My senses are as sharp as the elusive barn lion. -Searching.

[hissing]

♪

Fred, there is no such thing as a barn lion.

I said he was elusive!

Thank you. I will continue searching.

Yep. [sighs]

Nothing gets by Fred and his barn lion senses.

Master Frederick, behind you!

- [hissing] - [screams]

[hissing, sizzling]

Hiro: [over headphones] Fred?

- What happened? Are you okay? - Uh-oh.

- [zapping] - [grunts]

-[weeping] -I will fetch the doctor. No need to weep, sir.

But the nachos...

[wailing]

- [groaning] - Baymax: The toxin from the robo-cobra

is not entirely out of your system.

Mini-Max: Mini-Maximum smooshed!

This thing isamazing tech.

Your lunch, Master Frederick.

Thanks, Heathcliff! For saving my life and for the...

- Hm. Lunch looks... - [buzzing]

Phone... y.

Mini-Max: Due to temporary paralysis,

Fred cannot answer the phone.

Master Frederick, it is I, Heathcliff.

The robo-cobra was meant for me.

My presence has put you and your family in danger,

so I must depart. For good.

-No, Heathcliff! -Please, do not endeavor to find me.

Your real meal will appear

in three, two, one.

[clatters]

[grunts]

- We have to find him! Ah! - [crashing]

-Baymax, can you scan for Heathcliff? -Scanning.

I am unable to locate Heathcliff.

[Fred crying]

Don't worry, Fred. We'll find him.

[crying] I know we will!

It's just that he tried to give me

nachos again! [sobbing]

Heathcliff must have a scan jammer.

- [cracking] - So, I upgraded Basemax.

- [beep] - Mini-Max: Congratulations, Basemax!

You are a valuable BFF to justice!

Basemax: Thank you. I do not know what a BFF is.

BFF stands for

"best friend forever."

♪

- [ding] - Basemax: Scanning.

Heathcliff is at the Caviar Bazaar.

- Let's go. - Heathcliff is in a real emo state.

I think Mini-Max and I should handle this alone, no costumes.

Baymax: There is a significant possibility

- of injury. - Mini-Max: Danger should know

there is a significant possibility of Mini-Max!

Fred: Keeping a low pro...

♪

[smash]

Hm...

- Master Frederick, you shouldn't be here. - Heathcliff!

[sinister music playing]

[hissing]

Ah!

Cobra.

Mongoose.

Mini-Max!

[gasping]

Heathcliff, you have a secret identity?!

I have so many questions! And I am

so light-headed from that gasp.

Who would believe the world's most polite hero

was hiding in plain sight...

as a butler?

Mini-Max: That actually sounds quite logical!

Well, your little undercover game ends now.

[grunts, laughs]

Did this gollumpus know you'replaying his family for fools?

I'll ask you to leave the Fredericksons out of it.

Who are you calling a gollumpus?!

Also, what is a gollumpus?

- Oh! Hey! - That.

Mini-Max: Mini-Max is here for you, gollumpus chum!

- I believe you've met my pets. - [beeping]

[hissing]

♪

[hissing]

[screaming]

[umbrella whipping]

[hissing]

- [clunk] - [smash]

- [zapping] - [striking]

[hissing]

[zapping]

[hissing, zapping]

[hissing]

[whipping, blade slices]

Fred: Are we winning? It feels like we're winning!

[hissing]

[slicing]

[crash]

[slicing]

[crash, zapping]

[splash]

♪

Oh, Mongoose. You've still got it.

[honking]

But this isn't over, dear.

- Cheerio! - [tires screech]

That exit sounded cool. Was it cool?

- [hissing] - [pop]

[grunts, groans]

- [groaning] - Baymax: The feeling should return to your

- fingers in one hour. - Here's the store security footage.

That looks like my neurotransmitter!

Cobra frequently stealstechnology from around the world

to perpetrateher evil schemes.

- Honestly, you should be flattered. - Yeah, I'm not.

Where did this Cobralady come from?

- I suppose an explanation is in order. - [click]

Years ago, I was, not to put too fine a point on it,

a spy.

Whoa-ho-ho-ho!

- Hunk alert! - This was years ago?

You look exactly the same.

A gentleman always moisturizes.

Cobra was a notorious thief.

Back then, she used actual cobras as a distraction.

After thwarting her multiple crimes,

my associates took to calling me Mongoose.

- So, how did you become our butler? - Heathcliff: I discovered

that Cobra planned to make all the world's volcanoes

erupt at once.

I knew I couldn't defeat her alone this time,

so I contacted the world's greatest hero.

- My dad! - Boss Awesome.

Heathcliff: The two of us fought Cobra atop Krakatuvious.

She got the upper hand and was about to kick Boss Awesome in.

I said, "No thank you, Madam,"

as I slid between them and blocked her with my umbrella.

Cobra fell into the volcano instead.

Uh, who took all these pictures?

Every spy had a personal photographer back then.

You saved my dad?

And he welcomedme into your home.

That is the coolest butler backstory ever!

My time with your family

has been the happiestof my life.

♪

[grunting]

Mm...

[chuckles]

Farewell, Masters Frederick and Miniature Max.

I'm off to face Cobra

in a final showdown.

Mini-Max: Do you have a plan for glorious victory?!

My plan is, as always,

-to be courteous and well-groomed. -Mini-Max: Oh.

Is that it?

Promise you will not follow me,

- on your "Captain Fancy" number one. - [Fred gasps]

Heathcliff, no!

I am afraid I must insist.

[sighs] I promise.

Good man. Now,

if you'll excuse me, I must go brush up on my witty,

but polite, retorts.

And do somepre-battle moisturizing.

[sentimental music playing]

Heathcliff's been looking out for me my whole life.

Mini-Max: Adorable!

Heart-warming!

Mini-Maximum aww...

Everyone thinks he's just our butler,

but he's so much more.

♪

[wind blowing]

[dramatic music playing]

Good show, Cobra. Agreeing to fight me one-on-one,

no tech.

[beeping]

Oh, poor, shockingly handsome Mongoose.

- How can you be so naive? - [whips]

While I was climbing out of that infernal volcano,

I realized I never defeated you

because I always worked alone.

- [grunts] - [snake whipping]

- [grunts] - Well,

I'm not alone anymore.

[flame roars]

Well, neither is he!

- Mini-Max: And neither are you! - Master Frederick,

you swore on your "Captain Fancy"!

It was a reprint. It's worth nothing.

But, you're worth everything!

You're part of our family! So we do this together.

Spoken like a true gentleman.

I learned from the best. Now, let's--

[screaming]

Mini-Max: Prepare to sink your fangs into defeat,

foul serpents!

- [whipping] - Let's pick up where we left off,

- dear Mongoose. - Of course.

After I slip into something a little less comfortable.

[heroic music playing]

[zapping]

[screaming continues]

Formal wear won't save you this time.

- Formal wear saves me every time. - [lasers ricocheting]

[spitting, hissing]

[beeping]

[explosions]

Give up, Cobra. Please?

Aw. Polite to the end.

Sadly, your end is imminent.

[growling]

Oh dear.

[hissing, smashing]

[hissing]

[Fred groaning]

Whoa!

Ah! Oh!

[dramatic music playing]

[roaring]

[beeping, powering down]

[crash]

[powering down]

Get your own tech next time.

Baymax: I have alerted the authorities.

♪

[whipping]

No! I will not be restrained

by a cummerbund! Mongoose, you cad!

I wish I could smile to show you how proud I am

that you're part of my family, Heathcliff. Thank you.

You should release his face.

- The smile is off-putting. - Cobra: Yes,

- incredibly disturbing. - And now,

to the nearest drive-thru. Nachos await.

Nachos! Yes!

I salute you, Mongoose!

Uh, could you help me salute, little buddy?

[grunts, chuckles]