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贺主管在公司很有威信
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同事们都很喜欢她
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作为下属来说
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都希望有个能干的上司
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繁星也就是做行政的
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哪算什么上司啊？
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再说了 你也别怕她
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她就是个纸老虎
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不像我们家灿阳
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滑头得像个猴子
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猴子？
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灿阳皮得很
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小的时候啊 每次回来
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那浑身上下
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滚得就跟泥猴子一样
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不像繁星打小有主见
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而且又爱干净
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他们俩小的时候
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我就怕过周末
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这姐弟俩要在家
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那我们家就像孙悟空
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大闹天宫
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遇到了如来佛的五指山
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贺主管能震得住贺老师？
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当然呀
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一物降一物
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我那是让着她
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我要是不让着她
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把她惹哭了
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我们家鸡毛掸子
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就放鞋柜上
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我妈用来掸花瓶
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我爸用来抽我
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你爸每次抽你
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你姐不都护着你吗？
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这姐弟感情真好啊
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他们俩呀 在一起就打
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不在一起呢 又想
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这都30多岁了
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还像孩子一样
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元宋啊
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你这么帅气的小伙子
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有女朋友了吧？
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现在没有 单身呢
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你爸妈是做什么的呀？
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家是在本地吗？
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我妈以前是研究植物的
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我爸是做生意的
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算是在本地吧
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不过我从小在北京
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和我外公长大
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老太太 你问那么详细干吗？
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相女婿啊？
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元宋 我跟你说啊
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我有个外甥女
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应该比你大两岁
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二一一大学毕业的
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是个公务员
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停
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你再这样 元宋下次不敢来了
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灿阳
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菜好了 端菜
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来了
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贺叔 我来
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繁星 吃饭了
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来吧
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妈
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那个我们公司的发票出了点问题
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我去处理一下
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然后下午我还约了小雨和小雪
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那…那去吧
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-好
-贺主管 路上小心
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你们快吃吧
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好
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元宋
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到阿姨家了别客气啊
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想吃什么自己夹
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好 我就当自己家
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倒酒
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刚倒上 五分钟 醒一醒
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来 先吃饭
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来 吃啊 元宋别客气啊
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-来 多吃点
-好
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两位啊 都是我最重要的客户
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奇妙装饰的主要业务领域在婚房
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赵总是做婚礼策划的
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两家如果能够合作的话呢
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目标人群一致
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互相协助推广
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效果会更好
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我呀 倒是双手双脚地欢迎
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只是现在这新人呢
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一般都是先房后婚
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怕是与我们捆绑
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李总可是要吃亏了
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怎么能说吃亏呢？
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美意婚策现在越做越大
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要是能跟赵总长期合作的话
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我们也不计较这一时的得失啊
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李总 还是你眼光长远呐
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来 李总
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我再敬你一杯
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-好
-我陪一杯
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来
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不好意思 您稍等一下
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发票机应该一会儿就修好了
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没关系
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洗手间在哪儿啊？
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这边左转 走到底就是了
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-谢谢
-不客气
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这么巧啊
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真巧
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你留条子说裙子坏了
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对啊 不小心弄坏了
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对不起
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是被狗咬坏的吧？
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你的狗又会收钱
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又会咬坏裙子
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真是条忠犬啊
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不是 是其他原因
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叶总
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我只是个做行政的
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您对我存在偏见
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我也没有办法解释、反驳
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但是
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我们公司
已经跟你们公司合作了那么久了
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哪怕是我给您留下了一些
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不好的印象
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也希望不要影响到我们公司
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不会
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我一向公私分明
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那就好
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谢谢叶总的宽宏大量
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您就当做我只是个小插曲
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尽量把这段
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小小的不愉快忘掉
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我不打扰您了
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下一次的巧遇
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会是什么时候？
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其实如果换个人
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你会成功的
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如何一步步地挽回
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对方的好感
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简直是如教科书一般的步骤
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我觉得很有意思
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所以你打算
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把下一次的巧遇
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安排在什么时候？
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你以为我故意来这儿…
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钓你？
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你难道不知道我今天会出现在
这家餐厅？
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我知道
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我无话可说
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反正我们以后也不会再见面了
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但是我有预感
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我们还是会巧遇的
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你…你别哭
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你别哭
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你别哭
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你哭了我说不清了 你…
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太气人了
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你说怎么就有这么自恋的男人啊？
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花孔雀到处抖羽毛
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以为谁见到他都想扑上去
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没发挥好
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我当时应该讽刺回去的
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一般觉得发挥失常的事件有三种
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第一呢 是考试
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第二是吵架
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第三是第一次约会
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还有呢 就是
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三种合而为一的终极考验
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相亲
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不巧
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我下个星期
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刚好要相个亲
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你还要去相亲呀？
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我劝你别去啊
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相也白相
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不仅浪费时间
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还要被人品头论足
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一项项打分
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就算要打分
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也要互相打分
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我可不能吃亏
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谁知道爱情
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什么时候以什么方式来啊？
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可能在转角
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也可能在相亲的咖啡店里
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既然成语里面有
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“一见钟情”这四个字
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那就说明这种事情
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还是有发生的概率的
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少女
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你还真的是天真可爱
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别人相亲
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那都是奔结婚去的
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不以结婚为目的的谈恋爱
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那在相亲界
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就等同于耍流氓
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春种一粒粟
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秋收一胖儿子
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过年的时候回老家
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祖坟墓碑上孝子贤孙
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那就多了一个人了
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时间就是生命
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没错 我赞成小雨
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这30岁之后
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双方一见钟情的概率
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大约就等同于
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中体育彩票
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况且您还是一个
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喝瓶红茶
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连再来一瓶都没有发生过的
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悲情少女
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中大奖？
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留着你的童贞
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等下辈子吧
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哪有什么下辈子？
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处女鬼
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是不能够投胎的吧？
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封建迷信
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而且还是个连初吻都还在的处女鬼
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没了？
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真没了
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别吃了 去
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谁呀？
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我喝醉了
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好像强吻了男同事
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酗酒行凶 我喜欢
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认识很久了吗？
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新来的实习生
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小鲜肉啊
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我喜欢呀 帅不帅？
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还行吧
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对方什么反应？
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能有什么反应啊？
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就你们俩之后
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他是躲着你？还是看着你、跟着你？
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都没有
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就跟以前一样啊
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那没戏了
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本来就没戏啊
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比我小十岁呢
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怎么可能有戏啊？
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那也不一定啊
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这在爱情面前
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年龄从来就不是问题
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20几岁的时候
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遇到自己喜欢的人
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会勇敢地向上冲
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可是随着年龄的增长
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这少女心被生活和责任
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慢慢地隐藏了起来
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但不是消失了
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所以遇到自己感兴趣的人呢
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也会心动
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只不过要不要向前一步
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难免会瞻前顾后嘛
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就当做成长的烦恼吧
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资深少女都开始烦恼了
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还真是青春回不去
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只能想当年了
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不过我们三个人的经历也挺奇妙的
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上学的时候
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贺繁星是最多人追了
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可她到现在都没谈过恋爱
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小雨那之前
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像个假小子一样
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天天帮着班上的女生
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去追讨那些负心汉
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没想到这爱火燃烧
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大学一毕业
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最早结婚生子
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现在二胎都快生出来了
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我呢 这从小玩过家家
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就喜欢当妈妈
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没想到长大之后
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成丁克了
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你那是初恋的阴影
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才看破红尘
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活该呀你
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那个时候 我跟贺灿阳那个贱人
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天天打架 天天吵
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她呢 偷偷跑去谈恋爱去了
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你行了啊
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咱家小豆子
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那可是拽着人贺灿阳的头发生出来的
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你一口一个贱人的 合适吗？
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那怎么了？
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不管现在关系怎么样
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一日是贱人
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终身都是贱人
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是吧 繁星？
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还笑？
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你这出来
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豆子在家谁带呢？
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他爸呀
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他爸练舞 带着一块走了
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我这刑满释放了
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你顶多算个保释
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姐 我都说了
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我不是有意丢了拖油瓶
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对
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招桃花
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招桃花呢
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给我招了朵烂桃花
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哭啼啼的
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对啊
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我都说了是烂桃花
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把我当大鱼钓呢
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你放心
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苏莉不是说要给我介绍她学妹吗？
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对 说不定是个大美女呢
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我一看就迷上了
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你…你别哭了
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我会照顾好敏敏的
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挂了啊
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拖油瓶
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是你吗？
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叶总
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你去洗手间这么久回来
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是去躲酒了吧？
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李总 得罚他
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必须罚
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赵总冤枉我了
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我是在外头
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遇见李总公司的贺主管
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所以聊了两句
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小贺啊
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应该是来换发票的
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我们公司啊
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杂七杂八的事情
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都靠小贺主管
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所以说大周末她也不清闲啊
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换发票？
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这发票有问题啊
338
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会计没法报账呀
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这种事情让下属来就行了 不是吗？
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00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:00,280
我们公司啊 小公司
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行政部门就一个主管
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一个主管助理
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没法像大公司那样
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行政部门分工那么明确
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职责那么分明
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小贺主管一个人
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要管公司所有的闲事
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从某种意义说
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比我这总经理还忙
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你们公司行政才两个人？
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我们公司行政室
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00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,240
一个主管带三个人
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每天还忙得一塌糊涂
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你们那个主管
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还没成家吧？
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没有
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据我了解啊
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还没谈过朋友
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00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:36,240
没谈过？
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没有 她说啊
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00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,480
一直没有遇到
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00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:40,840
她喜欢的人
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00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,680
这少年人才在意喜欢
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成年人只要合适
365
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,280
说不定对贺主管来说
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最合适的就是要喜欢嘛
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00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:54,080
有道理
368
00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:58,320
这叶总也是单身吧？
369
00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:01,760
这你是要喜欢的
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00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,560
还是要合适的呀？
371
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,200
我吧 我是儿童
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00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:08,720
我要找命中注定的
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00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:10,760
真会开玩笑啊
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00:17:12,319 --> 00:17:13,240
来
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00:17:13,319 --> 00:17:14,800
为了命中注定干一杯啊
376
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:20,800
不管了
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00:17:22,599 --> 00:17:23,880
又不欠这个哭包的
378
00:17:25,079 --> 00:17:25,920
睡觉了
379
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,440
那咱们买一个钓鱼灯吧
380
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:36,640
你喜欢看书
381
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:40,240
再找设计师帮咱挑一对舒服的单人椅
382
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:41,360
好 没问题
383
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:43,600
以后呢 你就陪我在这儿看书
384
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,240
我就陪你去健身房健身
385
00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:46,520
行 咱们去卧室看看
386
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:47,440
好
387
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,280
真好啊 甜甜蜜蜜的
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00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:56,560
羡慕的话
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00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:57,720
跟丛笑表白呀
390
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:58,840
为什么？
391
00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:00,000
难道这世界上
392
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,400
就剩她一个女人了？
393
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:03,320
那算了
394
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,520
真是莫名其妙
395
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,000
看着这对啊
396
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,440
又让我重新开始相信相亲了
397
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:12,800
相亲？
398
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:16,440
他们相亲认识的？
399
00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,000
非常的传奇
400
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:21,120
两家啊
401
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,720
是住两个楼道的邻居
402
00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,960
两家妈妈是跳广场舞认识的
403
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,240
女业主今年30多岁了
404
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:28,480
一直没看得上的
405
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,440
把她妈急得天天在家哭
406
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:31,800
也拿她没办法
407
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:35,040
男业主呢 从高中开始去澳洲留学
408
00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:36,680
现在准备回国发展
409
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:37,720
30多岁了
410
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,240
一直没碰过女孩的手
411
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,960
两家妈妈一打听对方的情况
412
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:43,200
决定让两个人
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00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:44,760
认识一下碰碰运气
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00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:46,320
结果
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00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,000
神奇的事情就发生了
416
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,040
相亲的时候就喜欢上了？
417
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,480
那算什么神奇？
418
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:54,680
男业主回国第二天出门倒垃圾
419
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:56,320
正好碰到女业主
420
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,800
是准备出门上班
421
00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,600
两个人四目相对
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00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,360
噼里啪啦的火花
423
00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:04,440
一见钟情了
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00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,560
-中大奖了
-中大奖了
425
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000
23号
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00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:14,880
珠江花苑第三期交房
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三期
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是以75平到110平的
429
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,280
两、三房的刚需住房为主
430
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,320
正好是我们的客户群呀
431
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:24,880
除了我们的展位
432
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,280
还有艾嘉和橙星
433
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,440
都是名气比较大的装修公司
434
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,600
售楼处是一个非常狭长的空间
435
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,120
最好让业主一进门
436
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,880
一看到就是我们的展位
437
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:35,800
丛笑
438
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,280
展位的事情交给你了
439
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:39,120
李总
440
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,240
每次都是艾嘉的展位最好
441
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,360
上一次啊 他们直接把广告牌
442
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:44,880
挡在我们展位边上
443
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,480
这也太欺负人了吧？
444
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,040
尽量争取
445
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:50,200
尽量争取
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00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:52,000
艾嘉公司
447
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,160
在售楼处有样板间
448
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:54,080
我们没有啊
449
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,280
所以我们不光需要一个业务员
450
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:59,160
还需要一个设计师去跟展
451
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,120
要对客户
452
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,920
要做一对一的沟通
453
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:03,640
这样 常欢吧
454
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:04,840
元宋
455
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:07,120
那个…一会儿常欢接待完客户
456
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,720
你把我的意思跟他转达一下
457
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:11,160
贺主管
458
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:14,720
那个…你准备一下这个小礼品
459
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,000
还有这个宣传物料
460
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:17,080
好
461
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:20,320
这次我们是跟美意婚策
462
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,960
联合推出了优惠套餐
463
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,800
优惠力度可以说非常的大
464
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,520
希望大家努力做业绩
465
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具体细节我们分开讨论
466
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努力
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散会
468
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加油
469
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,280
6点半 公园雕塑见
470
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,640
周末你要去相亲啊？
471
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:14,720
你不该去
472
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:16,920
为什么？
473
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:18,280
我都答应丛笑了
474
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:22,440
你是不可能在相亲的时候
找到恋爱对象的
475
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,520
这跟买彩票一个道理
476
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:30,240
大家呢 总是爱用买彩票
477
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,200
来形容一件事情的渺茫性
478
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:35,840
但是大家还是每期都会买啊
对不对？
479
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,520
而且每期都会有中奖的人
480
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,280
那你说有些人
481
00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:41,880
他明知道他一辈子都不可能中奖
482
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,400
那他为什么还要去买彩票呢？
483
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,040
为什么？
484
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,880
有一些呢 是高风险
485
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,200
但是伴随着高回报
486
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:53,680
或者是血本无归
487
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:55,360
唯独买彩票这件事情
488
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,920
有可能成为一件
489
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,960
低风险高回报的事情
490
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:01,600
我跟你说 我们小区里面
有一个老大爷
491
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:02,880
是个老烟枪
492
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,360
从来烟不离手
493
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,440
但是呢 自从他养成了
494
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:07,800
买彩票的习惯以后
495
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:09,920
每一期买彩票的时候
496
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,960
他都用自己买烟的钱去买
497
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:13,520
你猜后来怎么着
498
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,680
后来他中奖了？
499
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:19,280
买彩票改变人生
500
00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:21,040
他戒烟成功了
501
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:25,240
所以呢
502
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:26,480
中头奖的概率
503
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:27,920
是千万分之一
504
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,920
坐飞机失事的概率
505
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,840
是三百万分之一
506
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:33,440
有那么多几乎是
507
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,520
零概率的事件
508
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,240
还是在不停地发生 对不对？
509
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:37,520
中头奖的人
510
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:40,520
一定是在买彩票的人中产生的
511
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:44,400
按照你这个理论
512
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:45,640
你不用去相亲了
513
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:47,840
你只要站在早高峰的主干道上
514
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:49,520
十字路口就可以了
515
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,720
人流量大 遇到的人也多
516
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,480
你站在那里等着和别人四目相对
517
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:55,800
一见钟情的几率
518
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:57,320
会比相亲要高得多吧？
519
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,400
早上起来上班的时候
520
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,800
在楼下遇见出门倒垃圾的海归
521
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:04,160
并且一见钟情
522
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,720
与君初相见 犹如故人归
523
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:07,640
那是传说
524
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,440
传说就是吊在拉磨驴子前面的胡萝卜
525
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,800
那你觉得拉磨驴子前面
526
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,560
它是有胡萝卜比较开心
527
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,600
还是没有胡萝卜比较开心呢？
528
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:19,560
难道那只驴子不知道
529
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,680
前面的胡萝卜
它是永远都吃不到的吗？
530
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,040
你的意思是
531
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:24,320
人跟驴子一样
532
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,080
都喜欢自欺欺人 是吗？
533
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:27,840
我的意思是
534
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:29,400
梦想是要有的
535
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:31,280
万一哪天实现了呢？
536
00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:33,480
反正你就是一定要去相亲就对了
537
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,520
就算当不成恋人
538
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,240
也可以做朋友嘛
539
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,360
跟相亲对象交朋友
540
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:41,560
你是有多缺朋友啊？
541
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:43,880
你干吗生气啊？
542
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:45,400
小屁孩
543
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,200
你就这么着急谈恋爱？
544
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:57,400
愿望清单上的头等大事
545
00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:58,640
你说急不急？
546
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:03,920
那我不行吗？
547
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:16,080
跟目的性强的相亲对象来比
548
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:19,200
还是我更适合谈恋爱吧？
549
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,960
你现在考虑一下我
550
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:31,880
你对我完全没有感觉吗？
551
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:36,560
元宋
552
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:40,560
这位是？
553
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:43,680
女朋友
554
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:45,440
女朋友？
555
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,000
你们家红烧肉呢？
556
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,800
我们家豆豆啊都想它了
557
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,640
你们慢慢聊 我去找狗
558
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:02,200
-贝勒爷
-我也去
559
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,040
上次我跟你说的那个牌子的营养膏
560
00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:05,000
店家进货了
561
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,320
我把店址发给你吧
562
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:09,440
好
563
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:17,680
我被表白了？
564
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:22,480
我被表白了
565
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,480
惩罚游戏？
566
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:27,880
还是他故意要整我啊？
567
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:32,560
到底是什么呀？
568
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,600
斯蒂文 你这个想法不对
569
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:41,880
你儿子首先是一个独立的人
570
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,600
然后才是你儿子 对吗？
571
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:46,640
你当演偶像剧呢？
572
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:48,240
像个霸道总裁一样
573
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:49,920
逼着你儿子子承父业
574
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:51,360
那你女儿呢？
575
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,120
将来是不是还得家族联姻啊？
576
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:56,880
好了
577
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:58,480
改天找时间出来喝酒吧
578
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:01,160
我最近也不顺
579
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:02,840
之前出来遛狗
580
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,160
结果绳圈松了
581
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:05,600
招桃花就给跑了
582
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:08,760
招桃花
583
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:11,200
招桃花
584
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:14,200
招桃花
585
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:24,280
招桃花
586
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:31,720
招桃花 你怎么在这儿？
587
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,400
你又走丢了吗？
588
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,840
但是被你那个自恋的爸爸要看到的话
589
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,000
又该羞辱我了
590
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:44,040
怎么办啊？我该怎么解释啊？
591
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,080
招桃花
592
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:48,840
招桃花
593
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,240
招桃花
594
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,920
那个…我…我就…
595
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,280
我就坐在这儿 它自己冲…
596
00:26:58,360 --> 00:26:59,520
冲我跑过来的
597
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,600
不是…不是我跟着你
598
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:02,880
那个…
599
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,960
它可能是在这儿就认识我
600
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:07,600
然后就冲我跑过来了吧
601
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,640
我绝对不是趁你不注意的时候
602
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:11,040
偷偷把它抱过来的
603
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,160
绝对不是
604
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:14,320
你慢慢说
605
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:15,680
我也没那么想
606
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:20,200
那个…我…我们家就住在
607
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:21,240
这个公园的附近
608
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,240
所以平时遛狗我都会到这儿来
609
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,240
所以我绝对不是跟着你来的
610
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:29,520
真的
611
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,280
我们家真的住在这附近
612
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,920
要不然我…我给你看我身份…
613
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:35,440
没带身份证
614
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:36,920
那个…要不然这样吧
615
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,280
我把复印件明天
616
00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:39,680
寄到你们公司去？
617
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:44,560
我已经充分了解了
618
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,120
之前是误会
619
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,680
我看到你贴的失狗招领
620
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,320
你真的不是为了钱
621
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,080
也不是为了要钓我
622
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:54,920
我向你赔礼道歉
623
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:58,480
之前是我太武断冤枉你了
624
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:00,120
对不起
625
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:02,440
没关系
626
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:06,920
你人真的很好
627
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,040
之前生那么大的气
628
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:10,600
一句对不起
629
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,120
就能换来没关系
630
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:14,400
你真的能
631
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:15,880
那么轻易地原谅我吗？
632
00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:23,960
当然了
633
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,560
这有什么不能原谅的呀？
634
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:28,560
狗给你
635
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:31,440
那我就走了
636
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,400
我能请你吃个饭吗？
637
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,040
不用了
638
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:36,800
我觉得不太合适
639
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,040
跟你吃饭的话
640
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:39,880
再跟你有什么来往
641
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,240
你又该说我是故意钓你了
642
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:43,480
我先走了
643
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:45,440
走 走了
644
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,080
走了 你长腿就不要…
645
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:49,240
不要跑这么快嘛
646
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:52,280
招桃花
647
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,520
招桃花
648
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,240
你灵了
649
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:37,440
不是说泰国恐怖电影
650
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:38,680
都特别恐怖吗？
651
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:40,880
我看
652
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,360
不过就是青着一张脸晃来晃去
653
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:46,520
撒蕃茄酱而已嘛
654
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:49,240
我以前怎么跟你说的？
655
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:51,800
有什么可怕的呢？
656
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:53,240
不就是青着一张脸
657
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:54,680
往脸上撒蕃茄酱嘛
658
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:56,120
你还说
659
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:57,760
“明知道是假的
660
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,200
但是还是感觉好吓人啊”
661
00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:00,760
现在好了
662
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:02,400
看多了 习惯了
663
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:03,520
没感觉了
664
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:05,840
以后有男人约你看电影啊
665
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:06,840
装装害怕
666
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:08,000
往人家肩上趴一趴
667
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:09,320
都会很假的
668
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:13,920
约喜欢的人去看恐怖电影
669
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,560
这都是十几年前的招了
670
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,560
现在要是再约人家去
671
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:21,200
目的昭然若知 多尴尬
672
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,640
所以你错过了好时候
673
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:25,480
以前也有人约你去啊
674
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:26,400
你自己不去
675
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:28,240
我又不喜欢他 我去干什么？
676
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,200
说不定蕃茄酱一撒 心跳加快
677
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:32,640
看完电影就喜欢上了
678
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:34,120
所以
679
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:35,800
你就是这么追上娜娜的吧
680
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:37,600
娜娜？
681
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:39,640
哪个娜娜？
682
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,040
就是那个长得像刘亦菲那个
683
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,840
你们系最难追的系花
684
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:47,480
当时不是因为
685
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:48,480
人家六级没考过
686
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:49,400
心情不好
687
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,120
你就带人家去看恐怖片
688
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,240
发泄情绪嘛
689
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:53,720
结果电影一看完
690
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:55,160
就带人家去酒店了
691
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:57,920
我真的去了吗？
692
00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:01,080
油 都是油
693
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,160
人家娜娜
694
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,640
跟你交往了两个星期就后悔了
695
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:11,120
所以说 这看恐怖电影
696
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:12,240
产生的心跳
697
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:13,160
都是假的
698
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:15,280
都是激素在作祟
699
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:17,440
我要的是真爱
700
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:19,520
你这种色情狂魔不懂
701
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:22,360
好 你要的是真爱
702
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,040
但是爱情的产生
703
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,120
和气氛息息相关
704
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:29,640
气氛？
705
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:36,840
两种化学物质放在一起
706
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,400
没有产生化学反应
707
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:39,680
但是通过加热
708
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:41,280
点燃、电解
709
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:42,480
加入催化剂
710
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:44,600
就可能产生化学反应
711
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:46,800
就像两个毫不相干的人
712
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:47,800
放在一起
713
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,720
在漆黑黑的电影院里
714
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:53,120
在昏暗的灯光下跳舞
715
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:56,160
又或者在坏掉的电梯里
716
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,560
在飘满花瓣的树下
717
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:01,320
对方正好穿了一件白衬衫
718
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:03,040
等等情况
719
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,440
某种特定的气氛
720
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,560
就会产生两个人爱情的催化剂
721
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,000
所以怎么分辨
722
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:15,240
是被气氛一时迷惑了
723
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:17,600
还是真正的产生爱情呢？
724
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,480
女人 你问到了重点
725
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:22,400
爱情本身的成分
726
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:23,920
就是迷惑
727
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:26,880
神魂颠倒 恋爱脑
728
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:30,040
头脑发热 患得患失
729
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:31,600
所以理智在爱情面前
730
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:32,600
是没有用的
731
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:34,560
要问这里
732
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:37,800
有没有心跳加快？
733
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,520
有没有喉咙发干？
734
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:43,040
有没有眼神闪躲却又忍不住看对方？
735
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:46,280
有没有想逃却又双腿发软？
736
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:50,960
你是偷看了宋老师的
737
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:52,120
备课教案吧？
738
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,400
我是实践出真知
739
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,040
跟目的性强的相亲对象来比
740
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:23,720
还是我更适合谈恋爱吧？
741
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:28,520
为什么不行啊？
742
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:30,080
你们公司也要招实习生啊
743
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:31,360
我们公司这一届的
744
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,360
实习生名额
745
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:33,400
已经满了
746
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:34,680
而且我那么忙
747
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:35,840
现在的年轻人
748
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:37,040
都不是省油的灯
749
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:38,040
他不光省油
750
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:39,360
他还会自体发光呢
751
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:43,720
像元宋这样的小孩
752
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,960
放在公司养养眼也好啊
753
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:48,280
你到底拿不拿东西啊？
754
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:49,760
等我两分钟啊
755
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,080
元宋 快点 要迟到了
756
00:34:23,159 --> 00:34:24,000
来了
757
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:42,320
走了
758
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:44,280
看什么呢？走了
759
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:48,000
你真想把你那个学生
760
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:49,280
安排在我这儿实习啊？
761
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,120
不是说不行吗？不行就算了
762
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:54,800
也不是完全不可以
763
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:56,400
真的？
764
00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:58,800
谁让你是我弟呢？
765
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:14,040
丛笑
766
00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:15,080
贺主管
767
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:16,680
你帮我看一下
768
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,360
这次促销活动
769
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:19,840
这个优惠套餐
770
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:22,240
是这样没错吧？
771
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:25,960
半包的价格是没错的
772
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:27,600
全包的这两个
773
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:29,920
我们有几样换了建材产品了
774
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:31,600
这两个换一下吧
775
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:34,480
你好 请问那个…
776
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,120
-那儿
-谢谢啊
777
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:37,880
那你看这个呢 这个没错吧
778
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:39,200
你好
779
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,320
-请问您是不是…
-是我
780
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:44,680
请您签字
781
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,440
-今天送花的换人了
-来
782
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:49,840
你们老板去店里了吗？
783
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:51,200
在店里啊
784
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:52,800
我喜欢海洋之歌的
785
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:53,960
这个紫色玫瑰
786
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,080
你们老板是知道的
787
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:57,560
-谢谢
-谢谢
788
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:04,240
交新男朋友了？
789
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:06,080
还不算男朋友
790
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:07,480
还在考察期呢
791
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:10,200
什么样的人啊？
792
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:11,760
开花店的
793
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,520
长得干干净净的
794
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:14,920
性格也好
795
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:16,640
我们昨天见面的时候
796
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:18,840
他给了我一张信用卡的副卡
797
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:21,040
让我喜欢什么随便买
798
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:23,000
下班我们一起去逛街吧
799
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:24,120
你周末相亲
800
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:25,600
正好选两件衣服啊
801
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:27,440
好
802
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:30,640
你好
803
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:32,120
我发现签名不对
804
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:33,960
您是贺繁星小姐本人吗？
805
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:41,920
是我
806
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:52,600
（谢谢）
807
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:56,840
（请原谅一个愚蠢又狂妄的人）
808
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:25,920
叶总 什么事？
809
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:28,600
门关起来
810
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:35,280
麻烦你
811
00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:37,360
帮我把周末的相亲取消
812
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:40,640
现在是上班时间
813
00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:41,640
你是我老板
814
00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:42,560
但相亲的事
815
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:43,760
是我表哥答应的
816
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:45,040
身为你的老板
817
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:46,720
我替你表哥向你道歉
818
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:48,040
老板
819
00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:49,160
请让我的表哥
820
00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:50,960
自己来跟我说 好吗？
821
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:52,480
好的
822
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:54,880
表哥来了
823
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:56,320
不是说好了
824
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:57,680
你就去吃个饭 行不行？
825
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:58,840
不行
826
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:00,840
我已经有了心动的对象了
827
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:02,720
真的？
828
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,720
我学妹都跟她同事说好了
829
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,320
我在学妹面前丢脸没关系
830
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:12,000
我学妹跟她同事怎么交代？
831
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,000
你学妹如果在那家公司
832
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:15,040
混不下去了
833
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:16,160
你告诉她
834
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,480
鸣鹿广告竭诚欢迎
835
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:19,760
虚位以待
836
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:32,920
替老板收拾烂摊子
837
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:33,880
已经够忙的了
838
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,520
表哥 你自己的烂摊子自己收拾吧
839
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:37,560
我去工作了
840
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:46,080
现在的员工一个个的
841
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:48,640
都能干吗呢？
842
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:52,200
自己处理就自己处理
843
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:53,320
有什么了不起？
844
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:55,920
贺小姐
845
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:08,600
贺…
846
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:11,320
喂？
847
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:13,800
喂？
848
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:16,480
叶总 有什么事吗？
849
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:19,360
没事
850
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:20,920
那个…
851
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:23,440
花收到了吧？
852
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:25,120
收到了
853
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:26,160
谢谢
854
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:29,640
之前的事情都是误会
855
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:31,120
你不用放在心上的
856
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:32,400
是
857
00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:34,760
希望我们下一次再见面
858
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:36,080
是一个全新的
859
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:37,800
而且美好的开始
860
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:40,400
当然
861
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:43,080
你是我们公司重要的合作伙伴
862
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:46,120
还有那个裙子…
863
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:48,400
裙子不急
864
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:49,800
裙子不急
865
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:51,840
你想什么时候还 就什么时候还
866
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:54,040
没事我就不打扰了
867
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:54,960
再见
868
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:25,920
开始点名了啊
869
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:28,040
蔡敏敏
870
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:29,640
到
871
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:31,200
点名结束
872
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:32,320
现在开始上课
873
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:37,160
贺老师
874
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:38,880
哪有这样点名的？
875
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:41,440
上次我说了
876
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:42,560
要点你的名
877
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:44,360
但我们不能全点
878
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:45,440
我们要照顾一下
879
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:47,200
上午10点还在睡懒觉
880
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:48,400
和昨天晚上去网吧打游戏
881
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:49,600
没回来的同学吧
882
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:53,400
别笑了 开始上课
883
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,600
今天鉴赏课我们要说的是莫德里安
884
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:57,640
别冲动？
885
00:40:58,160 --> 00:40:59,840
老贺这么针对我 什么意思啊？
886
00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:01,520
我要去办公室跟他决斗
887
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:03,040
我觉得老贺挺萌的呀
888
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:04,480
上课他只点你的名
889
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:05,800
这很霸道总裁嘛
890
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:08,320
这我的鸡脆骨
891
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,760
贺老师
892
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:58,080
雪雪
893
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:00,040
帮帮我
894
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,520
再帮一次 最后一次
895
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:04,440
宋老师
896
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:08,560
答不答应？给个痛快话
897
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,200
贺老师
898
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:13,360
我们事业女性很忙的
899
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:14,760
在学校呢 要上课
900
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:17,000
下了课要去电视台做节目
901
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,640
再说你那个前女友的战斗力
902
00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:21,000
我也是听说了
903
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,320
你姐那一万块多一条的裙子
904
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:24,520
她说剪就剪了
905
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,120
我也就只会动动嘴皮子
906
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:28,800
人家是实干家
907
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:30,520
我说
908
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:32,720
“以后不许纠缠贺灿阳啊”
909
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:34,720
我怕她以为我是小三
910
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:35,920
她手撕了我
911
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:38,720
手撕了你 你也不吃亏
912
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:40,400
毕竟除了我妈、我姐
913
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:42,200
你是我最爱的女人
914
00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:46,200
毕竟我们是彼此的初恋
915
00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:49,040
贺灿阳 我告诉你啊
916
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:50,920
这事如果让别人知道了
917
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,280
别说你那前女友
918
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:53,760
我第一个手撕了你
919
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:55,040
我不说
920
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:56,560
那你帮我嘛
921
00:42:56,720 --> 00:42:58,160
那么贵的口红 都是我给她买的
922
00:42:58,240 --> 00:42:59,600
她天天拿来涂车
923
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:00,720
你说浪不浪费？
924
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:03,600
最后一次啊
925
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:07,080
-多谢
-别拜了 烦死了
926
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:10,000
宋老师再见
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