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喂 小雪 你在家吗？
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我还在现场呢
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今天晚上估计要录到凌晨了
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明天上午学校还有课呢 真的是…
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再昂贵的面霜都拯救不了我的皮肤了
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我给你发张图片 你看一下
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你对品牌比较了解
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你帮我看看这个裙子
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要在哪儿买啊
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等我一下
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这件是品牌的走秀款
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需要在官网预订的
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要订？
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那得多少钱啊？
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要很长时间吗？
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大概一万多块吧
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这预订的话至少要半个月
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一万多块
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还要半个月啊
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怎么了？
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难道是你要买啊？
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你中彩票了？
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一、两句话说不清楚
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见面再跟你说吧
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对了
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你昨天晚上跟那个李浩淼见面了吗？
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怎么样？他是不是已经从怪咖少年
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变成了中年大叔了？
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问你话呢 别装死啊
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宋老师 现场准备好了
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可以开始录了
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好 我马上过来
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行了 我马上要录节目了
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今天先饶过你了
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回头聊啊 再见
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贝勒爷
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屋漏偏逢连夜雨
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你说一个李浩淼
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一个臭小子元宋
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又加了一个叶鹿鸣
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你说我是不是水逆啊？
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叶总
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那个裙子
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可能要
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半个月以后再给你
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不行啊
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我这才刚说了
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明天就还给他
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这样的话 不是自己打自己脸吗？
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算了
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清者自清
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贝勒爷 你干什么呢？
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把你的脸拿去面壁思过
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怎么办呀？
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对不起 是我家狗不小心点到的
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拖油瓶 来 舔一个
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你就会舔手机
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会不会收钱？
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来 收钱
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你行不行啊？
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别人家的狗都会收钱了
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贺繁星要是心里面藏着事的话
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饭都吃不下
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何况大半夜喝醉了回家
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你真不知道她和谁在一起喝酒啊？
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她是你姐姐 又不是未成年少女
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她跟谁喝酒你也要管啊？
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我是有点担心
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担心她喝酒的对象是李浩淼
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喝醉了 再哭着求李浩淼
和自己谈恋爱 就糟了
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男人在这方面都是有劣根性的
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既使不喜欢也能重修旧梦
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不会的
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贺主管不是那种人
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你不了解她
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贺繁星一喝多
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就像变了一个人似的
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话痨 完全藏不住心事
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这要是放在战争年代
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根本用不着什么老虎凳、辣椒水
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一瓶二锅头就搞定了
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那不是很可爱吗？
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可爱？
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我没听错吧
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当初是谁跟我说
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一进贺繁星的办公室
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连呼吸的空气都变成了水泥
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还不是因为她总对我板着脸
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她要是能对我温柔一点
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我就不会说她坏话了
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男人
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不过话说回来
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贺主管没有谈过恋爱这件事情
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真的很奇怪
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以她的长相来说
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完全符合早恋的条件
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这个事
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怪我
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（孙桐爱贺繁星）
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-孙桐
-来了
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-孙桐
-孙桐
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-孙桐
-孙桐
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-孙桐
-孙桐
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你就是孙桐啊
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你喜欢贺繁星啊
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关你什么事啊？
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不关
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不关我的事
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谁啊？
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笑什么啊？
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贺灿阳
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你现在要以学习为重
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我要看着你
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不能让你早恋
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谁早恋了？还给我
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贺灿阳 还给我
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贺灿阳
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不堪回首啊
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怪不得别人说
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兄弟姐妹也是前世欠下的债啊
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现在没有我在旁边捣乱了
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可连一个愿意去骗一骗她的人
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都找不到了
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要不你去骗骗她？
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就当爱心援助
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你说真的？
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-当然是开玩笑的
-干吗？
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你小子还想当我姐夫啊？
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错了
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开玩笑的
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臭小子
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我上午去你们公司结尾款
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给你带了喜欢吃的麻辣烫
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大哥 我早就不爱吃麻辣烫了 好吗？
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对不起
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-对不起 你的花…
-没关系
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-没关系
-对不起
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你的眼睛里面有星星
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闪亮闪亮的
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你能不能跟我谈恋爱啊？
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我吗？
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要是十年前的话
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我一定跟你谈恋爱
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现在呢？
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现在…
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你这个整天
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-只知道早退迟到
-贺繁星
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-不请假
-贺繁星
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给我惹麻烦的家伙
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你敢不敢再迟到了？你说
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-你先松手
-你先说 你先保证
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保证
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贺繁星
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-你先松开
-不松！
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早上好 贺主管
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早
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今天没迟到啊 继续保持
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在外面的时候
就别用上司对待下属的脸色对待我了
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你不是我的下属
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你只是公司的实习生
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我们私下做朋友吧
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你都强吻过我了
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不算
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那是你的初吻
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说了不算了
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你再说我就扣你考勤了
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怎么那么凶啊？
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能不能友好一点？
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保持距离
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-早啊
-丛笑姐早
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谢谢
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青青 昨晚联谊 你走得也太早了吧
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才刚9点你就溜了
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我那是没办法
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我们家有门禁
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我老妈规定了
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10点以前必须到家
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再说了昨天那六个男的
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长得最帅的那个只围着你转
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你谈朋友只看长相的？
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那人家还有三家花店呢
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身上都散发着花香
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你不喜欢
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联系方式给我
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算了
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姐姐我还没闻到什么花香呢
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先闻闻再说吧
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就知道你不舍得
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你放心 我已经有目标了
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昨天晚上要不是
因为有免费的海鲜大餐
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我才不去呢
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谁啊？
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咱们公司的？
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常欢哥早
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谢谢
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这人怎么这样啊？
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见到女生连招呼都不知道打一下
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臭死宅
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-早
-早
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早
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什么妖风把你一早给吹来了？
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再迟到的话
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某人就把我赶回学校了
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我还以为你天不怕地不怕呢
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你大姨妈来了啊？
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这么想我姨妈
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要不要我给她打个电话？
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你…
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你们俩天天吵来吵去的
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一对欢喜冤家呀
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要不在一起算了
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我有受虐倾向啊
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怎么样？
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你们公司真大
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可以啊 贺繁星
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这么大的公司里面当主管
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也不算大
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我们公司主做婚房的
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所以来来回回也就那么30几个人
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我这个行政主管啊
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也就是个管家
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很不错了
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不像我老婆
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就花钱最在行
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什么包包、衣服
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哪个地方出了新款
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哪个餐厅
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出了新的什么菜品
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哪个地方开了新密室
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她都知道
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那绝对是一个美食地图加游戏导航
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怎么形容她呢？
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一个除了吃喝玩乐
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什么都不会的小笨蛋
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但是话说回来啊
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对于女人花钱这件事情
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我是这么看的
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我赚了钱不就是给她花吗？
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再说了我给她钱的时候
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有的时候她也会帮我买东西啊
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比如说这个
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“我爱你”
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自己动手
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亲手做的
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我摘了 你看看
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不用
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那个…你尾款结完了吧？
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结完了 那个…
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我…我刚…我刚才
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在来的路上给你买了麻辣烫
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以前不是喜欢吃这个吗？
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特意给你买的
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不用了 我待会儿拿回去吃 谢谢你啊
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别 别拿回去吃
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拿回去吃凉了 就在这儿吃 趁热啊
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我们工作时间不让吃饭
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会被罚款的
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我得以身作则
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那个…行 要不然你挑个时间
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下次我请你和你太太一块吃饭
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那个…
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等会儿
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有个事
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我得拜托你一下
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上一次你不是和我老婆见面了嘛
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她觉得你各个方面条件啊
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都特别好
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堂哥
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银行工作
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33岁
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结过一次婚 但是没生孩子
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敦厚、老实
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还挺孝顺的 听说
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繁星 你看能不能
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就看在我面子上
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你和他见一面 哪怕你吃个饭也行
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要不然我确实没办法和我老婆交差
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行吗？
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对不起啊 浩淼
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其实我有男朋友了
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我敲门了 你们没听见
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这个男人谁啊？
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没你的事 你先出去吧
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别人都把一个
发福的中年大叔介绍给你
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都被我看到 你还让我出去？
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你把我这个男朋友放在哪里？
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原来你们是…
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你别闹
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行 他今天在这里正好
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我就坦白告诉他
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我是你男朋友
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而且你做伴娘这件事情 我不同意
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都做三次伴娘了
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再做一次对姻缘不好
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我跟他老婆一样迷信
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我也怕不吉利
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别添乱了 出去
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出去啦
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为什么一定要让你做伴娘？
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人家新娘都是自己的好朋友做伴娘的
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新娘人缘这么差吗？
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连朋友都没有
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反正我不同意 不让你去
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我知道
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我不去 我会解决的
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你们是一对啊
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我看他年龄这么小
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我是真没往那方面想
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你老婆应该也比你小个七、八岁吧
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能理解
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别人说
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看到相亲对象的时候
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就知道自己在媒人眼中
是个什么样的了
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不
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是这样的 那个…繁星
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-我老婆肯定没有那个意思
-没关系
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我不在乎别人怎么看我
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不过
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伴娘你们可能要重新找了
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你怎么宠你老婆
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那是你的事情
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但是你不能要求
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别人跟你一样宠你老婆 对吧？
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她是你一个人的老婆
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不是大家的老婆
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我先去工作了
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我看饭也不用请你们吃了
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到时候去喝你们喜酒
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约翰内斯维米尔
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荷兰最伟大的画家之一
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荷兰小画派的代表
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《戴珍珠耳环的少女》
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是我个人非常喜欢的一幅作品
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一位少女
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-转身的一刹那欲语还休
-千万不要提问
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千万不要提问
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-有谁还能说一下
-千万不要提问
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这位画家其它作品的名字？
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这位女同学说一下
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既然你诚心诚意地发问了
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那我就大发慈悲地告诉你
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为了防止地球被破坏
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为了维护世界的和平
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贯彻爱与真实的邪恶
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大声一点
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可爱又迷人的反派角色
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蔡敏敏
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穿梭在银河的火箭队
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白洞 白色的明天在等着我们
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就是这样
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收
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大家照顾一下
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游戏玩输了的同学
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蔡敏敏 是吧？
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我记住你了
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以后上课我点你的名
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老贺还在那儿说
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“大声一点”
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我们下次赌那个
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美少女战士那个
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“我要代表月亮消灭你”
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风水轮流转
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小心你们搬石头砸自己的脚
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老贺上课可是最不喜欢提问的
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你自己选的他的课
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别诅咒我啊
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真背
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老叶 你来接我了吗？
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回头
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不跟你们说了 我家老叶来接我了
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老叶
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行不行？
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男神啊
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你说菜瓜是走的什么狗屎运啊？
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你嫉妒 你上啊
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要不是顾忌跟菜瓜的友谊
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我早就上了
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老叶
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我最喜欢乒乓菊
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也最喜欢吃那家法餐厅了
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我真的要爱死你了
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没大没小
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叫舅舅
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舅舅
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乖
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生日快乐啊
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下礼拜的生日派对
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帮你订好位子了
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谢谢
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不用谢
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还有这个
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这是什么？
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你不是嫌学校宿舍住得吵吗？
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在学校对面给你
买了一个50平方米的单身公寓
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舅舅 我爱你
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你对我实在是太好了
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开车呢 别闹
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等你老了之后 我伺候你
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我给你端屎端尿
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你说你都多大了
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还跟个小孩一样
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生日为什么要过两次？
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阳历生日跟朋友过
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阴历生日跟家人过
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亲情友情两不误
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而且今年的生日派对上
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我要跟我的男神学长表白
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我可不想跟你一样
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都37岁了还单身
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我妈都快急死了
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简直是遇神拜神
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遇佛拜佛
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还送给你一只开过光的招桃花
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你也争口气吧
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这事急有什么用？
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我工作那么忙
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那根本就是个拖油瓶
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还招桃花
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还有啊 你跟你妈说一下
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别每次打电话来
说到这个话题的时候就哭 行吗？
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怕女人哭
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虽说不是什么大毛病
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万一要是被什么女人发现的话
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你就栽了
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闭嘴
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你个乌鸦嘴
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你好 我是奇妙装饰的贺繁星
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来找叶总的
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我认得你 前天你来过
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我们叶总出去吃饭了
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请问你找他有什么事啊？
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有点私事
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私事？
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喂 李总
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我现在不在公司呢
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我在外面有点事
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好 我马上回去
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好
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再见
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叶总 实在不好意思
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一万块钱我先还给你
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00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:33,800
裙子弄坏了
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新裙子买到了
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我再还给你
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贺繁星
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先还钱
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然后再还一次裙子？
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进
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叶总
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甲方的新车资料送来了
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问你个问题
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如果一个人原本图的是财
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但是拿到钱之后
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又把钱吐了出来
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为什么？
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既然是图财 那就是有更大的好处吧
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放长线钓大鱼
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跟我想的一样
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做人留一线
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日后好相见
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高手啊
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发生什么事了？
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没事 资料给我吧
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还有一件事
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私事
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上班时间不聊私事
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我知道 上班时间你是我上司
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下班时间你才是我远房表哥
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我姐又有什么交代？
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能不能好好说话？
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表嫂昨天晚上哭着给我打电话
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让我给你找对象
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这么快
474
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,080
她送我的招桃花 我才养了三个月
475
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:06,640
表嫂的意思是
476
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,520
你已经养了三个月了
477
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:09,960
还没招来半朵桃花
478
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,120
神力不能所及
479
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:12,160
还是要靠人力
480
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:15,280
那她现在是约
婚恋网站上面的金牌会员
481
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:17,000
还是在社区里面招募啊？
482
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:18,880
表嫂让我给你报名
483
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:20,640
最火的那个相亲节目
484
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:22,520
我拒绝了
485
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:27,280
行
486
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,680
只要不闹到相亲节目上面
487
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:31,120
不就见个面吃个饭吗？
488
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:32,720
老规矩
489
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,200
你安排 我交差
490
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:35,360
好
491
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:36,480
上班时间到了
492
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:37,440
我去工作了
493
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,080
那我们的宋老师
494
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:11,120
您对我们的当事人
495
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,600
有什么您的看法？
496
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,200
没有发生的事情去假设
497
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:16,440
是非常荒谬的
498
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:17,960
世界瞬息万变
499
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:19,440
抉择心念一动
500
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:20,720
而且为什么你就认为
501
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,360
在一段感情当中
502
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:26,080
重视爱情的人
就一定比重视物质的人高贵呢？
503
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:27,880
宋老师 咱们这个节目啊
504
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:29,320
可是正能量节目
505
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:32,320
你是在提倡拜金吗？
506
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,120
没错我们是正能量的节目
507
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:35,160
《就事论事》
508
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:38,640
所以希望一切的道德绑架
和给别人贴标签 这样的事情
509
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:40,720
从我们的节目当中彻底消失
510
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:43,240
今天我还看到
511
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:44,320
我们学校的学生
512
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:46,320
上了有钱老男人的车呢
513
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:48,360
现在的孩子真是不得了啊
514
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:49,760
本来应该是在学校里
515
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:52,240
谈谈恋爱 牵牵男生小手的年纪
516
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,200
什么“拜金”的
517
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:55,400
真难听啊
518
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,680
合着人家好好养大的姑娘
519
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,600
想过上丰衣足食的好日子错了
520
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:02,160
那麻雀要下蛋
521
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,000
还要垒个窝吧？
522
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:07,480
咱们家这个公麻雀啊
523
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:09,680
这窝是垒好了
524
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:10,800
留不住人
525
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,840
你说咱们这份子钱都随出去多少了
526
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:16,160
估计是收不回来了
527
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:18,840
你们就别指望我了
528
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:20,080
我是不婚族
529
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:21,960
你们指望指望贺繁星吧
530
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:23,560
您啊
531
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,320
就是出家当和尚去
532
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:26,520
我都没意见
533
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,240
没个长性
534
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:30,840
你要是真结了婚
535
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,560
我估计早晚也得上小雪
536
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:33,960
这调解栏目去
537
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:35,440
白耽误别人
538
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:39,600
这女孩子呀
539
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:43,400
生下来就注定比男人活得艰难
540
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:45,360
我不希望繁星结婚
541
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:48,920
真的 我生得起我就养得起
542
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,400
我养一辈子我乐意
543
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:52,600
你这还没老呢
544
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:54,160
就开始说糊话呀
545
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,000
以后咱俩
546
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:58,720
腿一蹬 眼一闭
547
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,600
你那宝贝闺女的病床前
548
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,520
连个端水的人都没有
549
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:04,880
那还不得急得你从那棺材板里
550
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:06,120
蹭就得蹦出来呀
551
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,000
找个贺灿阳那个德性的
552
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,960
那我真得从棺材里蹦出来
553
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:11,040
你们说贺繁星
554
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,000
就说贺繁星
555
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:12,960
别老扯着我啊
556
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:14,960
拿我当反面教材干什么？
557
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:17,120
我吃饱了
558
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:18,480
去遛贝勒爷
559
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:19,760
贝勒爷在我家呢
560
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:26,760
早点回来
561
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:37,920
你
562
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:39,880
多嘴多舌
563
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:42,880
她谈不了恋爱心里郁闷
564
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:43,880
怪我有什么用？
565
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:45,720
又不是我让李浩淼结婚的
566
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,400
我早就说过
567
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,280
她的那个大学同学不行
568
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:56,240
小孩子说话
569
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:57,640
怎么能当真呢？
570
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,080
就咱们家繁星
571
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:01,360
总也长不大
572
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:16,120
真可爱
573
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,840
但是怎么取名叫红烧肉啊？
574
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:20,840
这是我妈养的
575
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:23,120
名字也是她取的
576
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,120
送狗给她的人说
577
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:26,160
如果不愿意养了
578
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:27,440
可以做红烧狗肉
579
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:32,000
你之前
580
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,520
答应得这么不情愿
581
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,400
没想到行动起来却很积极嘛
582
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:37,680
既然答应了
583
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:39,200
那就要认真地执行
584
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,120
而且作为你的上司
585
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,520
当然要以身作则了
586
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:46,680
又来了
587
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:48,680
真像一颗花生豆
588
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,120
外面一层硬邦邦的
589
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:53,240
咬碎了
590
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:54,800
其实发现里面很酥脆
591
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,160
这什么怪的形容词啊？
592
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:04,120
对了
593
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:07,160
今天的事谢谢你
594
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:11,080
如果不是你突然跑进来的话
595
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,120
我都不知道该怎么办了
596
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:15,200
不用谢
597
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,040
我自己看他不顺眼
598
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:22,160
所以…
599
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:25,360
我希望你不要告诉别人
600
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,600
这才是你积极主动约我出来的原因啊
601
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,360
还说什么“以身作则”
602
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:34,960
那你呢？
603
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:37,040
什么假装女朋友
604
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:38,160
一起遛狗？
605
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:40,320
简直就是瞎胡闹
606
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,440
而且我万一在这儿
607
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,920
真的遇到什么熟的邻居
608
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,000
我怎么解释啊？
609
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:49,600
那么在乎邻居的看法做什么？
610
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,200
你又不跟邻居过日子
611
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:54,440
对 我是不跟邻居过日子
612
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:57,320
但我爸妈要跟邻居们一起跳广场舞啊
613
00:33:58,640 --> 00:33:59,720
为人子女
614
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,400
我怎么可能完全不在乎
615
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:02,560
周围人的眼光？
616
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,400
虽然我对结婚这件事情
617
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:07,960
也没有什么太大的兴趣
618
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:09,520
但是
619
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,719
你看我大学同学的老婆
620
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,239
她都觉得我会饥不择食
621
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:16,120
那更别说
622
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:17,400
周围的邻居
623
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:19,719
看到我和这么年轻的小伙子
624
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:20,760
一起遛狗
625
00:34:21,639 --> 00:34:22,560
我怎么说得清啊？
626
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:27,199
当作关心不就好了
627
00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:29,560
关心这件事情
628
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:32,159
本身就是压力的化身
629
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:35,960
所以你知道
630
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:37,840
我为什么怕你的关心了
631
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,520
不要和工作的事情混为一谈 好吗？
632
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:46,600
而且不要在公司里面宣传我的隐私
633
00:34:47,159 --> 00:34:48,120
小心我开除你啊
634
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:53,800
贝勒爷 走
635
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:55,800
走
636
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:57,200
走
637
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:02,040
喂 你好
638
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:03,240
是刘先生吗？
639
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:05,440
我是奇妙装饰的丛笑
640
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:06,920
之前给您联系过的
641
00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:09,360
我想问一下 您丽景湾的房子
642
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,000
想好什么时候装修了吗？
643
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,000
喂 你好 请问一下是张小姐吗？
644
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,120
我是奇妙装饰的丛笑
645
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:26,680
之前您在我们展位上
646
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:28,000
登记过信息的
647
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,200
我想问一下 您长河广场的房子
648
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:31,280
想好什么时候…
649
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:35,320
谢谢
650
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:38,400
看到了吗？
651
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:39,800
这些都是在我们展位上
652
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:40,960
登记过信息的
653
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,040
就像这样一个接一个地打
654
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:44,000
明白了吗？
655
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,800
这样能拉到客户吗？
656
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:48,480
菜鸟
657
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:50,240
你以为我们市场部的业务员
658
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:51,760
只要坐在办公室里喝喝咖啡
659
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:53,400
订单就会飞进来 是吗？
660
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,160
你这么娇贵
661
00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:56,840
我要不要再给你雇个保姆？
662
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,320
丛大小姐
663
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,600
“爱护菜鸟人人有责”
664
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:17,360
这可是贺主管说的啊
665
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:19,640
你带的实习生元宋
666
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:21,080
都可以独立接单了
667
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:22,440
我这个
668
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:23,880
再哭一次鼻子
669
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:25,320
我就送她回家吃奶去
670
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:29,320
起码她考勤好啊
671
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,400
要是都是你这种没有追求的人
672
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:35,920
那公司早就完了
673
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:38,720
说得对
674
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:50,880
喂 贺繁星
675
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:54,040
李总
676
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:57,240
订位子啊 几位？
677
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,400
那老地方 可以吗？
678
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:03,920
好
679
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:09,840
找你一起去食堂吃饭
680
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:16,120
周会计在追你啊？
681
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:18,800
他的条件能达到四星
682
00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:21,080
父母都是拆迁户
683
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:22,640
住在老城区
684
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,880
补贴款不要太多
685
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:27,080
而且他本人很上进的
686
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:28,800
还在考注册会计师证呢
687
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:34,880
你是在调查公司内
688
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:36,800
单身男性的资料吗？
689
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:38,680
这还用调查？
690
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,440
茶水间随便聊一聊就知道了
691
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:42,280
茶水间啊
692
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,800
那以后我要
在茶水间里面安个摄像头了
693
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,360
上班时间闲聊扣工资啊
694
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:50,840
错了
695
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:53,280
我是觉得
696
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:56,040
你跟周会计各方面都挺合适的
697
00:37:58,200 --> 00:37:59,360
但是我要的
698
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:00,680
不仅仅是合适啊
699
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:02,520
要我喜欢才行
700
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:04,360
周会计
701
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,560
我跟他一起工作五年了
702
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:07,480
这五年里面
703
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:10,640
我对他心跳超过120的
704
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:12,680
唯一一次应该就是
705
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,560
我们布置展台的时候
706
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:17,680
他从两米高的展台上摔下来的那次吧
707
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:19,920
贺主管
708
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:21,600
你都32岁了
709
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:23,480
连22岁的女性
710
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,800
都在考虑恋爱对象的经济实力了
711
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,920
你还像一个情窦初开的少女一样
712
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:30,640
在这儿谈心率
713
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,000
这不是很明显吗？
714
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:34,840
22岁的女性
715
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:36,320
没有独立生活的能力
716
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:37,720
但是32岁有啊
717
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:39,560
至少我不用
718
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:41,960
在爱情和面包之间做选择
719
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,000
我竟无法反驳
720
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:48,560
我有种强烈的预感
721
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:50,800
这次我给你介绍的对象
722
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:52,160
一定能成
723
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:55,200
你又要给我介绍对象啊
724
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,360
我学姐的远房表哥
725
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:02,320
本来是介绍给我的
726
00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:04,960
但是我前段时间联谊
727
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:07,600
遇到了一个感觉很不错的花店哥哥
728
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:08,880
正在约会
729
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:11,240
要不然条件这么好
730
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:12,600
我就自己留着了
731
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:15,040
表哥今年37岁
732
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:17,480
一直没有结婚的原因是
733
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:18,920
他在等待着
734
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,640
命中注定的女人
735
00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:23,760
37岁了还在等待命中注定
736
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,000
我以为这个时代
737
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:26,880
所剩的纯情不多了
738
00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:32,520
“命中注定”
739
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:35,320
这个听起来好像还不错
740
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:37,720
我就知道
741
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:39,840
“命中注定”这种关健词
742
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:40,960
对于你来说
743
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:43,120
一定是正中红心
744
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:44,040
行了
745
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:48,560
又在做媒了
746
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:50,560
做媒？
747
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:52,680
你看她手舞足蹈的样子
748
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:53,960
肯定是在做媒
749
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:25,400
来了！
750
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:46,120
来了
751
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:47,880
贺灿阳
752
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,040
我给你说过多少次了？
753
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:51,760
每次都不带钥匙
754
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:54,360
今天是星期六
755
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:55,480
嗨
756
00:40:58,200 --> 00:40:59,440
一大早你来我家干吗？
757
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:01,080
是贺老师约我来吃饭的
758
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:02,240
让我在家里等他
759
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:03,720
你在外面等吧
760
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000
我是客人 为什么要我在外面等？
761
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:08,520
你…你有没有礼貌啊？
762
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:10,200
是你没有礼貌吧
763
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:13,800
你…
764
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:17,520
你随意
765
00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:09,080
来
766
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:17,920
红烧肉
767
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:19,800
红烧肉
768
00:43:01,240 --> 00:43:02,320
小时候长这样
769
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:12,320
喂
770
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:15,640
你怎么随便进我房间啊？
771
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:17,600
原来你房间长这样啊
772
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:19,960
不然你以为长什么样啊？
773
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:21,840
桌子上放着保健品
774
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:22,800
床头放着拐杖
775
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:24,280
漱口杯里面放着假牙吗？
776
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:29,320
你有起床气 对吧？
777
00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:30,560
没有
778
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:32,840
是你随便进我房间 我才生气的
779
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:36,320
那你的意思是让我道歉？
780
00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:38,080
当然
781
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:39,920
对不起
782
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:41,760
是红烧肉自己跑进来的
783
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:42,960
我才追进来
784
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,200
我不该碰你的东西
785
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:45,640
对不起
786
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:54,400
那…
787
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:59,240
没关系 下次注意吧
788
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:05,160
来
789
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:06,520
说“对不起”
790
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:07,880
对不起
791
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:17,320
刚才不应该那么说的
792
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:19,280
这样被他牵着鼻子走了
793
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:22,000
应该把他教训得抬不起头来才对
794
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:25,360
失策
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