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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:21,894 --> 00:01:24,044 I'd like to propose a toast. 2 00:04:47,702 --> 00:04:49,171 You're already here. 3 00:04:49,269 --> 00:04:50,905 Wonderful. 4 00:04:51,003 --> 00:04:53,808 I'm sure you all recognize the importance of what we're up against. 5 00:04:53,906 --> 00:04:57,412 I have been up all night rehearsing various ways 6 00:04:57,511 --> 00:05:00,448 we can rectify our ill-fated futures. 7 00:05:00,547 --> 00:05:02,417 Rita, we've been talking. 8 00:05:02,516 --> 00:05:04,100 Delicious, huh? 9 00:05:05,284 --> 00:05:08,323 Obviously, what we all saw in the future, we can't let happen. 10 00:05:08,421 --> 00:05:11,659 - We need to prevent... - The impending asspocalypse. 11 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:14,603 - Exactly. - You're right, Victor. 12 00:05:14,627 --> 00:05:16,731 We need to do everything we can. 13 00:05:16,829 --> 00:05:19,801 And I have thought of everything. 14 00:05:19,826 --> 00:05:20,855 Believe me. 15 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:22,254 As Victor was saying, 16 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:24,606 we saw the future and it was horrible. 17 00:05:24,704 --> 00:05:26,641 In order to prevent that future from happening, 18 00:05:26,740 --> 00:05:31,346 the best strategy is to do the opposite of whatever we might have done 19 00:05:31,445 --> 00:05:33,448 - to end up in a... - Crisis of Infinite Ass. 20 00:05:33,547 --> 00:05:35,683 - Nice. - Indeed. 21 00:05:35,783 --> 00:05:37,252 I'm sure you've all noticed 22 00:05:37,351 --> 00:05:40,455 that I have started wearing flats instead of heels. 23 00:05:40,554 --> 00:05:43,758 Just one simple way to act differently. 24 00:05:43,856 --> 00:05:46,361 And thanks to my stretching abilities, 25 00:05:46,459 --> 00:05:49,277 I am still just as tall as usual. 26 00:05:52,166 --> 00:05:53,246 See? 27 00:05:54,968 --> 00:05:56,104 Uh... 28 00:05:58,573 --> 00:05:59,573 Right. 29 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:02,244 Jane, I have a few suggestions 30 00:06:02,343 --> 00:06:07,082 on how we can add a bit more color to your wardrobe. 31 00:06:07,181 --> 00:06:10,318 Cliff, perhaps you could try swearing a bit less. 32 00:06:10,416 --> 00:06:14,289 Um, you're averaging a staggering amount of fucks per hour. 33 00:06:14,388 --> 00:06:15,690 Thirty-seven. 34 00:06:15,715 --> 00:06:17,234 - Uh... - I think we all agree 35 00:06:17,258 --> 00:06:20,223 that our best option is to change our approach. 36 00:06:21,202 --> 00:06:22,471 But we need to think big. 37 00:06:22,496 --> 00:06:24,099 It isn't just our lives in jeopardy, 38 00:06:24,197 --> 00:06:27,335 the entire planet is at stake if we don't make real change. 39 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:29,071 Oh, we might not know how we died 40 00:06:29,170 --> 00:06:31,506 but I'm pretty sure it wasn't because 41 00:06:31,604 --> 00:06:33,375 Cliff said fuck too many times. 42 00:06:33,474 --> 00:06:35,610 Uh, we might not know how we died, 43 00:06:35,709 --> 00:06:38,013 but I'm pretty sure it had something to do with 44 00:06:38,111 --> 00:06:41,749 the fucking Zombie Butts that took over the planet! 45 00:06:41,849 --> 00:06:43,751 Maybe we start with that. 46 00:06:43,851 --> 00:06:45,120 I couldn't agree more. 47 00:06:45,219 --> 00:06:48,256 In fact, it is the core of my plan, hmm? 48 00:06:48,356 --> 00:06:49,591 Remember, 49 00:06:49,689 --> 00:06:51,626 we have the upper hand here. 50 00:06:51,725 --> 00:06:53,861 We fought the Butts when we were zombies. 51 00:06:53,961 --> 00:06:55,730 Therefore, it stands to reason 52 00:06:55,829 --> 00:06:59,767 that we created these Zombie Butts. 53 00:06:59,866 --> 00:07:05,440 And anything we create, we can just as easily destroy. 54 00:07:05,539 --> 00:07:08,192 Starting, the scene of the crime. 55 00:07:09,509 --> 00:07:11,043 Darren Jones. 56 00:07:11,645 --> 00:07:12,880 The old barn. 57 00:07:12,980 --> 00:07:15,199 Does any of this ring a bell? 58 00:07:15,883 --> 00:07:17,619 All right, fine, I'll bite. 59 00:07:17,712 --> 00:07:21,379 Uh, what do you all suggest we do to save the world? 60 00:07:30,631 --> 00:07:32,817 What will you say to a change in leadership? 61 00:07:34,501 --> 00:07:37,272 A new... new leadership, huh? 62 00:07:37,371 --> 00:07:39,574 Mmm-hmm. 63 00:07:39,674 --> 00:07:41,476 Interesting. 64 00:07:41,576 --> 00:07:42,576 Um... 65 00:07:42,610 --> 00:07:44,646 Well, I'm... I'm... 66 00:07:44,745 --> 00:07:48,350 I'm sure we could, uh, take a vote on it. 67 00:07:48,448 --> 00:07:49,817 Yes. 68 00:07:49,917 --> 00:07:52,020 Although, something tells me, 69 00:07:52,118 --> 00:07:55,657 some people might not be as interested in a team leader 70 00:07:55,755 --> 00:08:00,028 that doesn't provide egg salad sandwiches as you seem to believe. 71 00:08:00,127 --> 00:08:02,864 But, yes, all right, let's put it to a vote. 72 00:08:02,962 --> 00:08:07,784 All those in favor of me remaining team leader, 73 00:08:07,809 --> 00:08:09,378 please raise your hand. 74 00:08:19,813 --> 00:08:22,129 Everyone in favor of new leadership? 75 00:08:35,629 --> 00:08:37,799 Wow, um... 76 00:08:37,897 --> 00:08:41,369 No, uh, Victor, we have been over this several times. 77 00:08:41,468 --> 00:08:42,770 You... you can't be leader, 78 00:08:42,869 --> 00:08:44,606 because you don't have your tech. 79 00:08:44,704 --> 00:08:49,044 And... and Cliff and Larry can't lead because they're unqualified. 80 00:08:49,535 --> 00:08:51,988 - And Jane doesn't even wanna be leader. - Huh? 81 00:08:52,012 --> 00:08:54,983 Therefore, I am the clear choice. 82 00:08:55,082 --> 00:08:57,785 I am the only choice. 83 00:08:57,885 --> 00:08:59,787 If not me, then who? 84 00:09:02,539 --> 00:09:03,886 Who, Victor? 85 00:09:06,461 --> 00:09:07,695 Who? 86 00:09:11,365 --> 00:09:12,365 Me? 87 00:09:13,267 --> 00:09:14,597 Really, me? 88 00:09:14,702 --> 00:09:17,339 Really? 89 00:09:21,208 --> 00:09:23,445 Where's the thing? Where's the... Cliff. 90 00:09:23,545 --> 00:09:25,047 Oh. 91 00:09:26,647 --> 00:09:28,750 Oh, nice. 92 00:09:28,849 --> 00:09:33,421 Nice batch. Would anybody like biscones? 93 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:34,656 They're not hungry. 94 00:09:34,681 --> 00:09:36,081 You're not the only candidate. 95 00:09:36,106 --> 00:09:39,077 The idea is that you'll take over on a trial basis. 96 00:09:39,462 --> 00:09:40,980 If you're not interested, I'm more than happy... 97 00:09:41,004 --> 00:09:42,319 We've been through this. 98 00:09:42,344 --> 00:09:44,347 We don't need a former superhero. 99 00:09:44,372 --> 00:09:46,174 We need a former supervillain. 100 00:09:46,199 --> 00:09:48,286 Somebody willing to win at all costs. 101 00:09:48,311 --> 00:09:50,878 Compare my win-loss ratio with hers. 102 00:09:51,038 --> 00:09:52,507 I haven't quit a day in my life. 103 00:09:52,606 --> 00:09:54,498 Weren't you gonna stay behind and become besties 104 00:09:54,523 --> 00:09:57,127 with your future self until Rouge broke you two up? 105 00:09:57,871 --> 00:09:59,870 Rouge impersonated my dad, 106 00:09:59,895 --> 00:10:03,218 jeopardizing the trust I was building with a valuable asset. 107 00:10:03,316 --> 00:10:04,452 Look, I get it. 108 00:10:04,552 --> 00:10:05,552 She was ruthless. 109 00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:06,989 Villainous even. 110 00:10:07,087 --> 00:10:08,923 Is that what we need right now? 111 00:10:09,021 --> 00:10:11,300 Future Vic may have been just as culpable as the rest of us. 112 00:10:11,324 --> 00:10:13,595 The only person we know who wasn't to blame 113 00:10:13,694 --> 00:10:14,997 for the future is Rouge. 114 00:10:15,095 --> 00:10:16,999 Far as I can tell, she wasn't even around. 115 00:10:17,097 --> 00:10:18,400 Having her as team leader 116 00:10:18,498 --> 00:10:20,143 gives us the best chance to change everything. 117 00:10:20,167 --> 00:10:22,004 That's what Rita's been saying all along. 118 00:10:22,103 --> 00:10:23,583 I didn't say we should all of a sudden 119 00:10:23,636 --> 00:10:25,040 start making bad decisions. 120 00:10:25,139 --> 00:10:27,309 Oh, yeah, your opposite day playbook 121 00:10:27,402 --> 00:10:28,743 was a work of pure genius. 122 00:10:28,842 --> 00:10:30,621 - Fuck you, Cliff. - Fuck me? Fuck you. 123 00:10:30,645 --> 00:10:32,047 Say it again. 124 00:10:32,145 --> 00:10:33,556 I wouldn't want you to upset your hourly average. 125 00:10:33,580 --> 00:10:35,850 - Oh! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! - 23, 24, 25... 126 00:10:35,949 --> 00:10:37,660 - Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! - 26, 27, 28... 127 00:10:37,684 --> 00:10:39,462 - Fuckity fuck! Fuck! Fuck! - 29, 30, 31, 32. 128 00:10:39,486 --> 00:10:42,024 - Oh, shut it! - Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 129 00:10:43,590 --> 00:10:44,726 Rita is right. 130 00:10:44,825 --> 00:10:48,430 This is a bold choice. 131 00:10:48,528 --> 00:10:51,694 And generous of all of you to nominate me, 132 00:10:51,799 --> 00:10:53,168 given that, um, 133 00:10:53,267 --> 00:10:55,067 I've never even won a golden star. 134 00:10:55,102 --> 00:10:57,072 Don't play the faux humility card, 135 00:10:57,171 --> 00:10:58,240 it's not going to work. 136 00:10:58,339 --> 00:11:00,208 You wanna talk about gold stars? 137 00:11:00,307 --> 00:11:03,778 I've been up all night working to save the world, 138 00:11:03,877 --> 00:11:05,580 as I've been trying to say all morning, 139 00:11:05,679 --> 00:11:08,650 I've discovered the source of the Zombie Butt... 140 00:11:08,749 --> 00:11:11,853 problem. Hmm? 141 00:11:11,952 --> 00:11:14,156 It has to be Darren Jones. 142 00:11:14,254 --> 00:11:16,424 He escaped that night after Jane bit him. 143 00:11:16,523 --> 00:11:19,194 - I didn't bite Darren. - You bit him, I bit him, who cares? 144 00:11:19,292 --> 00:11:21,196 It must have turned him into a zombie. 145 00:11:21,295 --> 00:11:22,564 Lucky for us, 146 00:11:22,663 --> 00:11:26,034 I see no signs that the infection has spread, yet. 147 00:11:26,133 --> 00:11:27,869 Excellent work, Rita. 148 00:11:27,969 --> 00:11:30,838 And if what you have uncovered is true 149 00:11:30,937 --> 00:11:33,908 then that little undead Were-Butted snake 150 00:11:34,007 --> 00:11:36,844 is probably still hiding near that old barn. 151 00:11:36,943 --> 00:11:39,347 - As I was saying... - Now, if we hurry, 152 00:11:39,446 --> 00:11:40,848 we can exterminate Darren 153 00:11:40,948 --> 00:11:42,850 so he doesn't infect anyone else. 154 00:11:42,949 --> 00:11:45,887 Rewriting the future in the process, couldn't be easier. 155 00:11:45,986 --> 00:11:47,522 I know and it's my plan, 156 00:11:47,621 --> 00:11:50,158 so I should be the one to execute the plan. 157 00:11:50,257 --> 00:11:51,697 Who cares who gets the credit? 158 00:11:51,791 --> 00:11:53,128 Let's just kill that motherfucker 159 00:11:53,226 --> 00:11:56,731 - and be done with this. - Who cares about credit? 160 00:11:56,824 --> 00:11:59,901 I have done everything to save you all 161 00:11:59,999 --> 00:12:02,170 and you're handing over the reins to someone 162 00:12:02,269 --> 00:12:06,074 who's already failed at being a hero and a villain. 163 00:12:06,173 --> 00:12:07,509 I... I get it. 164 00:12:08,409 --> 00:12:10,078 Trust me, I do. 165 00:12:11,879 --> 00:12:13,215 But, for this mission, 166 00:12:15,648 --> 00:12:16,851 we're riding with Rouge. 167 00:12:16,951 --> 00:12:18,420 For better or worse. 168 00:12:21,121 --> 00:12:23,125 Well, you'll be one member short. 169 00:12:23,223 --> 00:12:24,359 Rita, please. 170 00:12:24,457 --> 00:12:26,561 No, I won't participate in a mission 171 00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:28,063 where I'm not wanted. 172 00:12:28,161 --> 00:12:30,132 You'll all just have to carry on without me. 173 00:12:30,230 --> 00:12:31,766 I wish you all good luck. 174 00:12:31,866 --> 00:12:33,352 You're going to need it. 175 00:12:37,537 --> 00:12:38,840 Well... 176 00:12:42,076 --> 00:12:43,645 That was hard to watch. 177 00:12:43,744 --> 00:12:46,949 And painful for all of you, 178 00:12:47,047 --> 00:12:49,284 but let's not forget 179 00:12:49,381 --> 00:12:53,967 that you have all just witnessed an incredibly traumatic sight. 180 00:12:53,992 --> 00:12:56,391 Future overrun with foul beasts, 181 00:12:56,490 --> 00:12:58,426 all of you dead, except for Vic. 182 00:12:58,525 --> 00:13:02,100 But in fairness, your life is pretty shit. 183 00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:05,133 Can we move on to the killing Darren Jones part of the plan? 184 00:13:05,232 --> 00:13:07,202 Sure. All in due time, Cliff, yes. 185 00:13:07,301 --> 00:13:10,105 But let me look over Rita's materials, 186 00:13:10,204 --> 00:13:11,739 let you gather yourselves. 187 00:13:11,838 --> 00:13:15,377 We... we must be focused and ready to do this right. 188 00:13:15,475 --> 00:13:16,875 What... what are you saying? 189 00:13:16,944 --> 00:13:18,384 You want us to take a quick power nap 190 00:13:18,479 --> 00:13:20,915 and then prevent the end of the world? 191 00:13:21,015 --> 00:13:22,417 I'm with LT. 192 00:13:22,516 --> 00:13:25,187 This isn't just some testicle monster. 193 00:13:25,286 --> 00:13:26,962 For all we know, we could die at any second. 194 00:13:26,986 --> 00:13:30,625 Quick and dirty can no longer be the modus operandi. 195 00:13:30,723 --> 00:13:35,727 No, this mission requires perfection, nothing less. 196 00:13:43,871 --> 00:13:45,207 All right. 197 00:13:45,940 --> 00:13:47,009 One hour. 198 00:13:47,107 --> 00:13:48,376 I'll do some recon of my own 199 00:13:48,475 --> 00:13:50,612 to make sure we've covered all our bases. 200 00:13:52,212 --> 00:13:54,149 - Good? - Wonderful. 201 00:13:54,248 --> 00:13:55,951 Incredibly helpful. 202 00:13:56,050 --> 00:13:57,285 One hour. 203 00:13:57,384 --> 00:13:58,386 Dismissed. 204 00:14:04,692 --> 00:14:06,194 Cliff, uh, a word. 205 00:14:09,596 --> 00:14:14,436 You and I both know that Darren Jones needs to be exterminated. 206 00:14:14,535 --> 00:14:17,839 Uh, yeah. In one hour, right? 207 00:14:17,938 --> 00:14:19,574 I'm gonna go watch Rockford Files. 208 00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:21,809 No, no, no, not in an hour. 209 00:14:21,909 --> 00:14:23,045 Immediately. 210 00:14:23,143 --> 00:14:24,846 Time is of the fucking essence. 211 00:14:24,946 --> 00:14:26,813 But, you just said... 212 00:14:28,365 --> 00:14:29,473 Wait a minute. 213 00:14:29,498 --> 00:14:31,619 Are you saying what I think you're saying? 214 00:14:31,718 --> 00:14:35,157 Are you asking me to go on a top-secret mission? 215 00:14:36,323 --> 00:14:37,892 I don't need the others. 216 00:14:37,992 --> 00:14:39,594 I only need you. 217 00:14:39,693 --> 00:14:42,830 You are literally an indestructible zombie-killing machine. 218 00:14:42,930 --> 00:14:44,499 Huh. 219 00:14:44,599 --> 00:14:46,601 What do you say, Cliffy? 220 00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:48,636 Do you wanna go and save the fucking world 221 00:14:48,730 --> 00:14:51,139 from some motherfucking Butts? 222 00:14:51,939 --> 00:14:53,441 Fuck yes! 223 00:14:57,977 --> 00:14:59,222 State your name. 224 00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:02,297 Yu. Doctor Margaret Yu. 225 00:15:10,157 --> 00:15:12,860 - Doctor Yu. - Hey. 226 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,362 Welcome to the Ant Farm, Doctor Yu. 227 00:15:14,461 --> 00:15:16,541 I apologize that you weren't briefed more thoroughly. 228 00:15:18,131 --> 00:15:21,269 The project you'll be interfacing with is highly classified. 229 00:15:21,368 --> 00:15:22,670 Highest clearance only. 230 00:15:22,769 --> 00:15:25,240 Oh, uh, how secret is that exactly? 231 00:15:25,338 --> 00:15:28,010 Am I allowed to tell my bowling league? 232 00:15:28,108 --> 00:15:29,625 I would trust them with my life. 233 00:15:30,811 --> 00:15:32,214 It's fine, I get it. 234 00:15:32,312 --> 00:15:35,083 I'll just tell them something else, uh... 235 00:15:36,783 --> 00:15:38,253 Oh. 236 00:15:38,352 --> 00:15:40,836 I will tell them that I joined the traveling circus. 237 00:15:42,690 --> 00:15:43,690 Quite. 238 00:15:52,366 --> 00:15:53,801 I understand that you're a renowned 239 00:15:53,901 --> 00:15:55,137 linguist and anthropologist. 240 00:15:55,235 --> 00:15:56,371 Cambridge educated. 241 00:15:56,465 --> 00:15:57,358 Two PhD's. 242 00:15:57,383 --> 00:15:59,507 Oh, three PhD's actually. 243 00:15:59,606 --> 00:16:02,182 And I'm five credits away from the Musical Theater Degree 244 00:16:02,207 --> 00:16:03,601 that I missed in college. 245 00:16:04,411 --> 00:16:06,214 As impressive as that may be, 246 00:16:06,312 --> 00:16:08,951 I fear that none of it will have adequately prepared you for this. 247 00:16:09,048 --> 00:16:12,087 A little over a year ago, the Ant Farm R and D department 248 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,189 conceived of a creature that could be bred, 249 00:16:14,288 --> 00:16:15,765 as a weaponized force of nature. 250 00:16:15,789 --> 00:16:17,559 The goal was to make them unstoppable. 251 00:16:18,425 --> 00:16:21,329 Let me guess, it worked. 252 00:16:22,262 --> 00:16:23,398 All too well. 253 00:16:26,933 --> 00:16:29,504 Your mission is to establish a means of communication, 254 00:16:29,602 --> 00:16:32,307 and through which assert control and order. 255 00:16:33,174 --> 00:16:36,011 Weapons must obey our command. 256 00:16:42,884 --> 00:16:44,391 They're like this 24/7. 257 00:16:46,087 --> 00:16:47,524 They're beautiful. 258 00:16:58,794 --> 00:17:00,668 All right, Cyborg. 259 00:17:00,767 --> 00:17:04,706 Um, let's see what you can do with the old-fashioned way. 260 00:17:28,303 --> 00:17:29,529 Booyah. 261 00:17:37,637 --> 00:17:38,873 I know you're scared. 262 00:17:40,141 --> 00:17:41,343 I can sense it. 263 00:17:42,347 --> 00:17:43,401 Just... 264 00:17:43,426 --> 00:17:46,191 You have to trust me that I'm gonna make everything all right. 265 00:17:49,516 --> 00:17:51,319 Once we avert the apocalypse, 266 00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:53,488 everything will go back to normal. 267 00:17:53,587 --> 00:17:56,258 You have to keep trusting me, all right? 268 00:17:56,356 --> 00:17:59,361 We have to stick... 269 00:18:00,027 --> 00:18:01,529 Keeg? 270 00:18:01,628 --> 00:18:03,831 I said we have to stick together. 271 00:18:05,465 --> 00:18:07,335 Why are you acting like this? 272 00:18:08,535 --> 00:18:10,372 What did Future Keeg say to you? 273 00:18:11,572 --> 00:18:13,408 Oh, let me guess, whatever it was, 274 00:18:13,507 --> 00:18:16,378 it was all my fault, wasn't it? 275 00:18:16,476 --> 00:18:18,213 Well, we're not in the future anymore 276 00:18:18,312 --> 00:18:19,948 and I'm still in charge. 277 00:18:20,046 --> 00:18:22,284 If we wanna fix this we have to stay uni... 278 00:18:23,828 --> 00:18:25,066 Damn it. 279 00:18:27,054 --> 00:18:28,792 There you are. Judas! 280 00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:30,721 I'm a little busy right now, Rita. 281 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:33,728 Don't you walk away from me! 282 00:18:33,828 --> 00:18:34,828 Keeg! 283 00:18:46,273 --> 00:18:47,879 Fucking puzzles. 284 00:19:07,061 --> 00:19:08,582 Fucking puzzles. 285 00:19:20,174 --> 00:19:21,776 There are no edge pieces. 286 00:19:23,144 --> 00:19:24,912 There are no corner pieces. 287 00:19:31,919 --> 00:19:33,788 There are no edge pieces. 288 00:19:35,189 --> 00:19:36,358 What? 289 00:19:36,456 --> 00:19:37,941 And they all look the same. 290 00:19:42,495 --> 00:19:45,367 Come on, you piece of shit piece. 291 00:20:04,618 --> 00:20:05,920 What's your problem? 292 00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:07,489 They fucking left. 293 00:20:07,588 --> 00:20:10,225 Rouge and Cliff, they went on the mission without us. 294 00:20:10,324 --> 00:20:11,693 Are you fucking kidding? 295 00:20:11,792 --> 00:20:13,495 What's with everyone ditching me lately? 296 00:20:13,593 --> 00:20:15,363 Did someone send out a memo? 297 00:20:15,462 --> 00:20:16,698 Welcome to the club. 298 00:20:18,198 --> 00:20:19,847 Well, where are you going? 299 00:20:23,621 --> 00:20:26,355 I intercepted a transmission report from the Bureau of Normalcy. 300 00:20:26,380 --> 00:20:28,049 There's another Zombie Butt out there. 301 00:20:28,074 --> 00:20:29,910 If I hurry, I can still intercept it. 302 00:20:30,777 --> 00:20:32,614 So, you're leaving us too? 303 00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:35,685 Jane... 304 00:20:37,299 --> 00:20:39,871 would you like to join me on a mission to save the world? 305 00:20:40,847 --> 00:20:41,881 Hmm... 306 00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:45,027 Yeah, fuck it. Sure, yeah. 307 00:20:45,126 --> 00:20:47,262 Wait, wait, wait, what about Rita and Larry? 308 00:20:48,529 --> 00:20:49,672 - Larry! - Keeg! 309 00:20:49,696 --> 00:20:51,499 - Larry! - Rita! 310 00:20:51,598 --> 00:20:53,401 - What? - Have you seen Keeg? 311 00:20:53,501 --> 00:20:54,569 Larry! 312 00:20:54,668 --> 00:20:55,971 It's now or never. You ready? 313 00:20:56,069 --> 00:20:57,069 Let's go, yeah. 314 00:20:57,972 --> 00:20:58,972 Mmm. 315 00:21:05,878 --> 00:21:07,983 Who needs a Doom Bus or a time machine 316 00:21:08,081 --> 00:21:11,886 when you got two wheels and unlimited stamina? 317 00:21:13,854 --> 00:21:15,690 Speak for yourself, big man. 318 00:21:18,958 --> 00:21:21,429 I told you, you could sit on my handle bars. 319 00:21:21,528 --> 00:21:22,688 Whoa-oh. 320 00:21:22,762 --> 00:21:24,466 Then I said I would rather die! 321 00:21:25,099 --> 00:21:26,099 Hmm. 322 00:21:32,673 --> 00:21:34,548 Ooh! Wow! 323 00:21:42,116 --> 00:21:44,886 What the fuck is that? 324 00:21:48,455 --> 00:21:51,693 This is a fucking crime! 325 00:21:51,791 --> 00:21:53,923 Yeah, litter is a crime. 326 00:21:54,695 --> 00:21:55,964 Littering? 327 00:21:56,058 --> 00:21:57,058 That thing isn't trash. 328 00:21:57,131 --> 00:22:00,435 That's a 1974 Gran Torino. 329 00:22:00,534 --> 00:22:02,004 It's one of the first cars I bought 330 00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:03,938 when I made it big on the circuit. 331 00:22:04,038 --> 00:22:06,774 I used to fix up cars with my dad. 332 00:22:06,874 --> 00:22:09,077 Way older than the model '78. 333 00:22:09,176 --> 00:22:10,412 Fuck. 334 00:22:10,511 --> 00:22:12,680 Fixing cars was probably the only thing 335 00:22:12,780 --> 00:22:14,282 my dad was good at. 336 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:16,284 'Cause when you're fixing the car, 337 00:22:16,383 --> 00:22:17,819 everything makes sense. 338 00:22:17,918 --> 00:22:21,023 There's a solution to every problem. 339 00:22:21,121 --> 00:22:22,624 We both understood that. 340 00:22:23,591 --> 00:22:25,027 You just... 341 00:22:25,125 --> 00:22:26,517 lose yourself in it. 342 00:22:27,427 --> 00:22:29,297 It's tactile. 343 00:22:29,396 --> 00:22:30,832 Well, what are you waiting for? 344 00:22:30,930 --> 00:22:33,201 Why don't you "pop the hood," as they say? 345 00:22:33,300 --> 00:22:36,938 You know, let yourself feel that sensation again. 346 00:22:37,032 --> 00:22:39,041 No, no. Not yet. 347 00:22:39,139 --> 00:22:41,944 I'm saving my first touch for my family. 348 00:22:42,043 --> 00:22:43,211 End of discussion. 349 00:22:43,310 --> 00:22:44,679 Save the world, 350 00:22:44,778 --> 00:22:46,681 then allow myself to feel again. 351 00:22:47,847 --> 00:22:49,369 Anything else would be a waste. 352 00:22:50,127 --> 00:22:51,393 Well, that's very noble. 353 00:22:51,418 --> 00:22:53,055 Yeah, well... 354 00:22:53,153 --> 00:22:56,824 You're lucky that you have people to share your life with. 355 00:22:56,923 --> 00:23:00,062 I don't know where I was in the future or what happened. 356 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:04,566 But I'm certain of one thing, I was alone. 357 00:23:04,665 --> 00:23:07,202 You know, we are quite a bit alike, 358 00:23:07,301 --> 00:23:08,770 you and me, Cliff. 359 00:23:08,869 --> 00:23:13,641 Relics from a long time passed, 360 00:23:13,740 --> 00:23:15,777 discarded by the side of the road 361 00:23:15,875 --> 00:23:20,548 in search of a new home we may never truly find. 362 00:23:22,215 --> 00:23:24,119 Wha... What the fuck are you talking about? 363 00:23:24,217 --> 00:23:28,156 Uh, the, um, the car. 364 00:23:28,255 --> 00:23:32,353 Yeah, I thought you were using the car as a metaphor. 365 00:23:32,725 --> 00:23:33,803 Metaphor? 366 00:23:33,828 --> 00:23:35,104 A metaphor for what? 367 00:23:35,129 --> 00:23:36,531 It's a fucking car. 368 00:23:36,630 --> 00:23:38,517 Yeah. I... I know it's a... 369 00:23:47,341 --> 00:23:50,278 Was that Darren fucking Jones? 370 00:23:50,377 --> 00:23:52,547 Was he fucking singing? 371 00:24:38,881 --> 00:24:41,655 Uh, wh... what, what are we looking at here? 372 00:24:41,873 --> 00:24:43,062 Their butts. 373 00:24:43,130 --> 00:24:45,433 Now, General, you and I both know 374 00:24:45,532 --> 00:24:46,812 they are so much more than that. 375 00:24:46,837 --> 00:24:48,507 You're the visionary behind this project. 376 00:24:48,669 --> 00:24:50,105 These aren't just Butts, 377 00:24:50,203 --> 00:24:52,774 they're an entirely new species of creature 378 00:24:52,872 --> 00:24:55,643 that we categorized as Gluteus Morticus. 379 00:24:55,742 --> 00:24:57,745 Infinitely complex, highly intelligent 380 00:24:57,844 --> 00:24:59,948 with deeply engrained social dynamics. 381 00:25:00,046 --> 00:25:02,650 Take these two specimens in front for example. 382 00:25:02,749 --> 00:25:05,087 Note, the scarring on their forequarters. 383 00:25:05,186 --> 00:25:06,955 They were born as conjoined twins. 384 00:25:07,054 --> 00:25:08,790 They're brothers and they recognize that. 385 00:25:08,883 --> 00:25:13,061 In fact, I've only just started to comprehend their bond. 386 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:14,796 One of them, I've named Nicholas, 387 00:25:14,895 --> 00:25:16,298 and the other I've named Theodore. 388 00:25:16,364 --> 00:25:17,867 Teddy. 389 00:25:17,998 --> 00:25:20,135 As you can see, they're not killing machines. 390 00:25:20,233 --> 00:25:22,604 They're quite gentle, they have a love of music... 391 00:25:22,704 --> 00:25:24,428 Bored! 392 00:25:24,685 --> 00:25:26,088 No, don't! 393 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:34,282 They're upset with me. 394 00:25:34,381 --> 00:25:36,162 The Butts have gotten upset with me. 395 00:25:37,818 --> 00:25:39,021 Close it, close it! 396 00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:41,489 The Butts have gotten upset with me. 397 00:25:41,589 --> 00:25:42,857 You scared him. 398 00:25:42,956 --> 00:25:45,327 Your Butts have gone nuts. Upset with me. 399 00:25:45,352 --> 00:25:46,935 General, say it. 400 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,592 We mustn't upset the Butts. 401 00:25:49,696 --> 00:25:51,733 That's right. 402 00:25:51,833 --> 00:25:54,569 Okay, we're outta here. 403 00:25:54,667 --> 00:25:56,671 You must see what you have here. 404 00:25:56,769 --> 00:26:00,442 This is an apex life form capable of... of coexisting with humankind! 405 00:26:00,540 --> 00:26:05,013 Yes, and the bureau is grateful for all your work. 406 00:26:05,112 --> 00:26:07,815 Your methods may have been unorthodox 407 00:26:07,914 --> 00:26:11,553 but this project should be considered a great success for our country. 408 00:26:11,651 --> 00:26:13,321 Finally, we have what we need 409 00:26:13,420 --> 00:26:16,791 to move forward with weaponization. 410 00:26:16,890 --> 00:26:19,494 Wait, you can't seriously still be considering 411 00:26:19,592 --> 00:26:20,895 weaponizing these creatures. 412 00:26:20,994 --> 00:26:23,031 Please, you'd be weaponizing 413 00:26:23,130 --> 00:26:25,319 one of the greatest discoveries of our time. 414 00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:27,299 Great discovery? 415 00:26:27,912 --> 00:26:29,135 Like what? 416 00:26:30,137 --> 00:26:31,373 Fire? 417 00:26:31,471 --> 00:26:34,142 Electricity? The atom? 418 00:26:34,241 --> 00:26:38,246 Weaponization is the fruit of progress, Dr. Yu. 419 00:26:38,345 --> 00:26:41,749 This is the intention of discovery always. 420 00:26:42,983 --> 00:26:44,647 Give me three days. 421 00:26:44,752 --> 00:26:46,121 I will change your mind. 422 00:26:46,220 --> 00:26:47,797 I will put together the greatest talent show... 423 00:26:47,821 --> 00:26:49,457 You'll be reassigned. 424 00:26:49,557 --> 00:26:51,226 Immediately. 425 00:26:51,325 --> 00:26:54,362 - I... - And if you continue this foolish crusade, 426 00:26:54,461 --> 00:26:56,864 you'll be demoted, or worse. 427 00:26:58,873 --> 00:27:00,409 Are you threatening me? 428 00:27:00,434 --> 00:27:03,206 You're the linguist, Doctor, figure it out for yourself. 429 00:27:08,140 --> 00:27:10,612 Keeg, I know you love to hide in electric wiring 430 00:27:10,711 --> 00:27:12,380 but now is not the time. 431 00:27:12,479 --> 00:27:14,716 We don't wanna risk everything we're building together 432 00:27:14,815 --> 00:27:16,451 on a game of hide-and-seek. 433 00:27:18,085 --> 00:27:20,701 Oh, damn it, Keeg, talk to me. 434 00:27:22,021 --> 00:27:25,027 I'm done talking to flowers and floor lamps. 435 00:27:25,052 --> 00:27:26,068 Oh, shit. 436 00:27:26,093 --> 00:27:28,796 I'm sorry. Did I surprise you? 437 00:27:28,896 --> 00:27:30,098 That must be frustrating 438 00:27:30,197 --> 00:27:31,437 when someone you love and trust 439 00:27:31,498 --> 00:27:33,508 does something completely unexpected. 440 00:27:33,533 --> 00:27:34,530 As I said, Rita, 441 00:27:34,555 --> 00:27:36,079 I'm a bit preoccupied at the moment. 442 00:27:36,103 --> 00:27:38,006 So, that's how you're going to play it? 443 00:27:38,105 --> 00:27:40,442 Feigning more concern for that thing 444 00:27:40,540 --> 00:27:42,044 than you have for me? 445 00:27:42,142 --> 00:27:43,678 Well, the least you could've done 446 00:27:43,776 --> 00:27:46,514 was look me in the eyes before stabbing me in the back. 447 00:27:46,613 --> 00:27:47,773 Honestly, that's probably why 448 00:27:47,847 --> 00:27:49,617 Keeg wants nothing to do with you 449 00:27:49,716 --> 00:27:52,754 now that he's seen the way you treat those you care most about. 450 00:27:52,853 --> 00:27:55,289 The ones who love you enough 451 00:27:55,314 --> 00:27:57,978 to ignore the bandage body odor. 452 00:27:58,825 --> 00:28:00,028 Oh, for heaven's sake, Larry, 453 00:28:00,127 --> 00:28:01,463 just cut the power to the house. 454 00:28:01,561 --> 00:28:03,206 God! 455 00:28:03,230 --> 00:28:06,668 Looks like Rita was right again. 456 00:28:06,766 --> 00:28:08,170 All right, you know what? 457 00:28:08,195 --> 00:28:09,298 Enough. 458 00:28:09,323 --> 00:28:11,706 You act like this was some great betrayal, 459 00:28:11,805 --> 00:28:13,408 but I had my reasons. 460 00:28:13,433 --> 00:28:14,736 And even if I didn't, 461 00:28:14,761 --> 00:28:16,811 you were actually a pretty shitty team leader. 462 00:28:16,910 --> 00:28:18,846 All you did was tell everyone what to do. 463 00:28:18,946 --> 00:28:20,815 Holding us to impossible standards, 464 00:28:20,914 --> 00:28:23,118 giving out gold stars and demerits 465 00:28:23,143 --> 00:28:25,313 like we were all little school children. 466 00:28:25,338 --> 00:28:26,389 After a while, 467 00:28:26,414 --> 00:28:28,932 it didn't even feel like we were doing good for the right reasons. 468 00:28:28,956 --> 00:28:31,223 We were just going through the motions 469 00:28:31,248 --> 00:28:33,787 as part of a misguided vanity play. 470 00:28:35,428 --> 00:28:38,900 And as for my reasons, I saw the future. 471 00:28:38,999 --> 00:28:41,069 We all saw where we end up. 472 00:28:41,168 --> 00:28:43,559 Excuse me for trying to avoid that fate. 473 00:28:46,173 --> 00:28:47,842 I would've thought of all people, 474 00:28:47,941 --> 00:28:51,646 you'd understand how time travel can change one's priorities. 475 00:28:51,739 --> 00:28:53,215 When you came back from the past, 476 00:28:53,314 --> 00:28:54,482 you were broken. 477 00:28:55,816 --> 00:28:57,219 You called us all strangers, 478 00:28:57,317 --> 00:28:58,920 and you haven't made me feel like 479 00:28:59,018 --> 00:29:01,895 anything other than a stranger ever since. 480 00:29:03,157 --> 00:29:04,359 So, what then? 481 00:29:04,458 --> 00:29:08,063 You think your future was my fault? 482 00:29:14,601 --> 00:29:17,572 No. I saw Keeg separated from me. 483 00:29:17,671 --> 00:29:19,007 Abandoned. 484 00:29:19,106 --> 00:29:20,943 Now he wants nothing to do with me. 485 00:29:21,041 --> 00:29:22,444 It wasn't your fault. 486 00:29:22,542 --> 00:29:25,113 If anyone was to blame it was probably me. 487 00:29:25,211 --> 00:29:27,854 But I'll do whatever I can to keep that from happening. 488 00:29:27,879 --> 00:29:30,185 And if that means Rouge takes charge of the team, 489 00:29:30,210 --> 00:29:31,279 so be it. 490 00:29:32,679 --> 00:29:36,351 I'm sorry, Rita, but I have to do this. 491 00:29:37,858 --> 00:29:39,361 Keeg is all I have left. 492 00:29:41,628 --> 00:29:42,965 All you have left? 493 00:29:45,399 --> 00:29:48,136 Being team leader was all I had left. 494 00:29:48,235 --> 00:29:50,938 And now thanks to you, I have nothing. 495 00:30:01,047 --> 00:30:03,051 You're fucking kidding me. 496 00:30:03,150 --> 00:30:05,653 We're supposed to be posing as bureau agents? 497 00:30:05,752 --> 00:30:09,057 You could've at least told me to change my fucking shirt. 498 00:30:09,156 --> 00:30:11,693 I told him we'd be undercover. 499 00:30:11,744 --> 00:30:12,807 Oh, boy. 500 00:30:15,329 --> 00:30:17,754 Okay, so, what's your idea exactly? 501 00:30:21,968 --> 00:30:24,639 Darren Jones isn't the only Zombie Butt? 502 00:30:24,664 --> 00:30:26,533 I'm not sure. 503 00:30:26,707 --> 00:30:29,113 But if another Zombie Butt escaped that night, 504 00:30:29,138 --> 00:30:31,608 then the Bureau of Normalcy is gonna know about it. 505 00:30:32,641 --> 00:30:33,743 Okay, and this... 506 00:30:33,768 --> 00:30:35,483 And if this works, wha... what, 507 00:30:35,582 --> 00:30:38,785 you'll finally be voted as team leader? 508 00:30:40,051 --> 00:30:41,089 I think the team 509 00:30:41,114 --> 00:30:42,508 made it pretty clear how they feel 510 00:30:42,533 --> 00:30:44,834 about me being team leader, several times. 511 00:30:44,859 --> 00:30:46,568 Then, why are you acting 512 00:30:46,593 --> 00:30:49,664 like such a lame-ass motivational poster come to life? 513 00:30:49,764 --> 00:30:50,999 I mean, seriously, 514 00:30:51,098 --> 00:30:52,834 you're like a energy drink commercial. 515 00:30:52,934 --> 00:30:54,433 Why are you so fucking tense? 516 00:30:54,458 --> 00:30:57,020 Because I saw the same future you saw. 517 00:30:59,246 --> 00:31:00,339 I'm... 518 00:31:01,642 --> 00:31:03,611 I'm trying to save the world right now, 519 00:31:03,711 --> 00:31:05,247 and maybe if we can do that, 520 00:31:05,346 --> 00:31:07,465 then I can finally move on with my life. 521 00:31:09,782 --> 00:31:13,155 Okay, so you're gonna save the world. Then what? 522 00:31:13,254 --> 00:31:17,292 You're gonna go off backpacking with a bunch of normies? 523 00:31:17,391 --> 00:31:20,328 Join an ultimate frisbee league, dude? 524 00:31:22,797 --> 00:31:25,233 Wow. I'm right, aren't I? 525 00:31:25,332 --> 00:31:28,836 Damn, everyone's just going off on a solo act these days. 526 00:31:28,936 --> 00:31:30,838 Cool. Cool, cool, cool. 527 00:31:30,932 --> 00:31:33,275 Yeah, well, it's easy to feel like 528 00:31:33,374 --> 00:31:35,110 everyone else is moving on without you 529 00:31:35,209 --> 00:31:37,245 if you're stuck standing still. 530 00:31:40,947 --> 00:31:44,886 Okay, so let... let's say you save the world, 531 00:31:44,985 --> 00:31:46,821 then what happens tomorrow? 532 00:31:46,921 --> 00:31:48,856 I don't know. Wednesday? 533 00:31:48,956 --> 00:31:50,892 Come on. 534 00:31:50,991 --> 00:31:52,560 You've been here long enough to know 535 00:31:52,659 --> 00:31:56,664 that our world is ending like every other fucking day. 536 00:31:56,763 --> 00:31:58,803 You keep telling yourself that you're gonna move on, 537 00:31:58,865 --> 00:32:01,569 but it feels like you keep finding reasons to stay. 538 00:32:03,937 --> 00:32:06,574 I never said I was quitting. 539 00:32:06,673 --> 00:32:08,443 I just need some time to myself. 540 00:32:08,542 --> 00:32:10,312 I've wanted that for a long time. 541 00:32:12,658 --> 00:32:14,453 Yeah, it must be nice to know what you want. 542 00:32:18,118 --> 00:32:19,621 Have you talked to Kay lately? 543 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:20,720 No. 544 00:32:22,189 --> 00:32:24,759 Well, there was like a moment. 545 00:32:24,857 --> 00:32:27,362 I mean, what the fuck do you know about it? 546 00:32:28,195 --> 00:32:29,565 I was just thinking, 547 00:32:30,297 --> 00:32:31,699 maybe what Kay wants for you 548 00:32:31,798 --> 00:32:33,846 is different to what Kay wants for herself. 549 00:32:34,385 --> 00:32:35,912 The fuck is that supposed to mean? 550 00:32:35,936 --> 00:32:37,072 You don't even know Kay. 551 00:32:37,170 --> 00:32:38,673 No, Kay was up top a few months ago. 552 00:32:38,773 --> 00:32:40,108 All of us met her. 553 00:32:43,077 --> 00:32:44,596 I didn't wanna bother you about it. 554 00:32:45,379 --> 00:32:47,049 Bother me about what? 555 00:32:48,348 --> 00:32:50,352 Kay had your recorded interview with her, 556 00:32:50,450 --> 00:32:51,995 like Niles used to do. 557 00:32:52,020 --> 00:32:53,757 Tell me everything. 558 00:32:55,923 --> 00:32:57,725 - It's him. - Okay. 559 00:33:02,933 --> 00:33:03,963 So, what? 560 00:33:03,988 --> 00:33:06,791 We just wait for him in a barn and ambush him? 561 00:33:08,235 --> 00:33:10,172 Yeah, is that too complicated? 562 00:33:10,270 --> 00:33:11,791 Won't he smell us coming? 563 00:33:12,773 --> 00:33:14,609 Well, the last time, your pal, Kipling, 564 00:33:14,708 --> 00:33:18,613 had a magic hat laced with secret pine air freshener. 565 00:33:18,713 --> 00:33:19,847 But in lieu of that, 566 00:33:19,872 --> 00:33:22,369 I've improvised and I've doused our helmets 567 00:33:22,394 --> 00:33:24,365 with Niles's old cologne. 568 00:33:25,871 --> 00:33:27,048 And that'll work? 569 00:33:28,055 --> 00:33:29,557 It better. 570 00:33:40,768 --> 00:33:42,770 Hello, Darren. 571 00:33:42,869 --> 00:33:46,174 Get ready to kiss the cook, motherfucker. 572 00:33:46,534 --> 00:33:48,696 It's good to see you, Cliff. 573 00:33:48,721 --> 00:33:51,273 And I see you're brought a friend. 574 00:33:51,749 --> 00:33:55,484 Welcome to my farm. 575 00:33:56,316 --> 00:33:57,452 Holy shit! 576 00:33:57,550 --> 00:33:59,321 I still understand zombie speak. 577 00:33:59,419 --> 00:34:00,959 Who... Uh, what's he saying? 578 00:34:00,984 --> 00:34:02,824 He said, "Welcome to my farm." 579 00:34:02,849 --> 00:34:05,131 - Hmm? - Fuck the farm! 580 00:34:05,156 --> 00:34:08,163 Listen, Darren, here's what's gonna happen. 581 00:34:08,262 --> 00:34:10,365 I'm gonna save the fucking world 582 00:34:10,464 --> 00:34:13,635 by crushing your dumb zombie face. 583 00:34:13,659 --> 00:34:16,912 I knew this day would come. 584 00:34:16,937 --> 00:34:18,206 What's he saying now? 585 00:34:18,230 --> 00:34:20,230 After I became a zambie, 586 00:34:20,254 --> 00:34:23,922 I knew the only cure was to consume living flesh 587 00:34:23,946 --> 00:34:25,946 Human Brains 588 00:34:27,743 --> 00:34:32,794 But a good fearing Agent of Normalcy, I could not allow myself to do that. 589 00:34:32,819 --> 00:34:34,881 He says he won't eat brains, 590 00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:36,999 He's refusing to be a zombie. Therefore I'v revoked zombi-ism. 591 00:34:37,023 --> 00:34:39,394 Well... I don't think you can do that. 592 00:34:39,493 --> 00:34:41,333 Can you do that? I don't think you can do that. 593 00:34:41,428 --> 00:34:43,023 I don't know. He's still talking. 594 00:34:43,047 --> 00:34:45,593 Instead. I work off the land. Tending the soil. 595 00:34:45,618 --> 00:34:47,244 Growing my prize heiroom tomatoes 596 00:34:47,268 --> 00:34:49,237 Uh, something about tomatoes? 597 00:34:49,261 --> 00:34:52,547 And isolating myself far from tempting brains. 598 00:34:52,571 --> 00:34:54,759 Even so. 599 00:34:54,784 --> 00:34:56,784 I knew it was only a matter of time. 600 00:34:56,809 --> 00:34:58,246 I think he's wrappin' it up. 601 00:34:58,271 --> 00:34:59,812 Okay, good, good - 602 00:34:59,836 --> 00:35:02,406 there is only one fate left for my poor soul. 603 00:35:03,751 --> 00:35:05,664 What's he doing? 604 00:35:06,523 --> 00:35:08,523 Kill me, Cliff. 605 00:35:09,824 --> 00:35:10,976 What the fuck? 606 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,756 It's the only way. 607 00:35:12,781 --> 00:35:14,496 Fuck off, Darren. 608 00:35:14,595 --> 00:35:16,850 I came here to fight you and save the world, 609 00:35:16,875 --> 00:35:19,775 not commit some kind of weird mercy killing. 610 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:21,836 What's wrong? 611 00:35:21,935 --> 00:35:24,166 He's asking me to put him down! 612 00:35:24,191 --> 00:35:25,995 Oh, and what is wrong with that? 613 00:35:27,274 --> 00:35:28,843 He's a fucking zombie! 614 00:35:28,868 --> 00:35:30,212 You're not Old fucking Yeller. 615 00:35:30,236 --> 00:35:33,687 Promise me you'll make good use of my tomato crop. 616 00:35:33,711 --> 00:35:36,250 They're ripe and delicious. 617 00:35:36,274 --> 00:35:40,296 Not as tasty as human brains, I'm sure. but delicious. 618 00:35:40,321 --> 00:35:41,423 Hey, hold on. 619 00:35:41,448 --> 00:35:42,688 I don't know if I can just kill 620 00:35:42,722 --> 00:35:44,792 an unarmed Zombie Butt farmer. 621 00:35:44,891 --> 00:35:47,095 Stop messing with my head, Darren. 622 00:35:47,194 --> 00:35:48,596 Stop trying to make... 623 00:35:48,695 --> 00:35:50,265 this... this easy on me. 624 00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:55,303 The fuck are you doing? 625 00:35:55,402 --> 00:35:56,910 What needs to be done. 626 00:35:57,425 --> 00:35:58,488 Brainnnns! 627 00:36:00,541 --> 00:36:02,575 Oh, no. Oh, no. 628 00:36:02,895 --> 00:36:04,012 Oh yes! 629 00:36:06,011 --> 00:36:07,465 Holy! 630 00:36:13,387 --> 00:36:15,023 You're fucking crazy! 631 00:36:20,627 --> 00:36:23,198 All right, Darren! You asked for it. 632 00:36:30,868 --> 00:36:32,058 Weapon. 633 00:36:44,793 --> 00:36:46,395 Cliff. 634 00:36:46,420 --> 00:36:48,410 Cliff, it's... it's over. 635 00:36:48,435 --> 00:36:49,471 It's done. 636 00:36:52,526 --> 00:36:54,137 I did it. It's over. 637 00:36:59,699 --> 00:37:02,170 Something's... 638 00:37:02,269 --> 00:37:04,006 Something's cold. 639 00:37:05,939 --> 00:37:08,576 Oh, no. Oh, God, no. 640 00:37:09,309 --> 00:37:10,946 Oh, God! No! 641 00:37:11,044 --> 00:37:13,081 No! No, no, no! 642 00:37:13,179 --> 00:37:15,583 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, Cliff. 643 00:37:16,916 --> 00:37:18,853 You said you needed a reason to fight, I... 644 00:37:18,953 --> 00:37:20,455 You did the right thing. 645 00:37:21,655 --> 00:37:23,791 I hesitated and you got it done. 646 00:37:25,192 --> 00:37:27,162 That's why you're the leader. 647 00:37:27,261 --> 00:37:28,330 Where the fuck's my... 648 00:37:32,415 --> 00:37:34,017 Shit. 649 00:37:37,238 --> 00:37:38,918 Well, what are we waiting for? 650 00:37:40,607 --> 00:37:42,075 We saved the world. 651 00:37:43,105 --> 00:37:44,910 Let's fucking go home. 652 00:37:50,284 --> 00:37:51,653 Right. 653 00:38:09,269 --> 00:38:11,073 Agent Wolfmann, I presume. 654 00:38:11,171 --> 00:38:12,574 Correct. 655 00:38:12,673 --> 00:38:15,010 And this is my associate, Agent Perez. 656 00:38:15,109 --> 00:38:17,779 Hey. Sorry about my shirt. 657 00:38:17,879 --> 00:38:18,879 Laundry day. 658 00:38:21,047 --> 00:38:25,012 And you must be the, uh... The Butt Hunter. 659 00:38:27,087 --> 00:38:28,890 Why don't you take a wild guess? 660 00:38:29,824 --> 00:38:30,825 Shit. 661 00:38:32,592 --> 00:38:35,797 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 662 00:38:35,895 --> 00:38:37,699 We don't wanna waste any more of your time. 663 00:38:37,798 --> 00:38:39,362 We expect a full mission report. 664 00:38:39,466 --> 00:38:44,339 You know I don't do those fancy Bureau Normalcy protocols. 665 00:38:44,438 --> 00:38:46,043 Hunter's gotta have his own code. 666 00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:48,875 Humor me. 667 00:38:49,746 --> 00:38:50,877 All right. 668 00:38:53,379 --> 00:38:57,252 A year ago the BON lost an entire hoard of killer Butts. 669 00:38:57,351 --> 00:39:00,588 Due to my specific skill set, I was hired to round 'em up. 670 00:39:02,156 --> 00:39:03,291 Several confirmed dead, 671 00:39:03,390 --> 00:39:05,627 some by my hand, some by others. 672 00:39:05,726 --> 00:39:08,231 But the majority have been safely recovered. 673 00:39:09,429 --> 00:39:10,973 I always try to be humane in my approach 674 00:39:10,997 --> 00:39:15,037 but, you know how this business can be. 675 00:39:15,130 --> 00:39:16,871 The Butt hunting business? 676 00:39:16,965 --> 00:39:17,965 That's the one. 677 00:39:18,005 --> 00:39:19,520 What's the current status report? 678 00:39:19,545 --> 00:39:22,450 Recently, I came into possession of the final target. 679 00:39:22,843 --> 00:39:24,879 It was particularly difficult to track. 680 00:39:24,978 --> 00:39:26,681 These things are crafty, you know. 681 00:39:26,780 --> 00:39:30,168 Butt hunting... It's chess, it's not... 682 00:39:34,221 --> 00:39:35,323 Yahtzee. 683 00:39:35,422 --> 00:39:37,325 Why was it difficult to track? 684 00:39:37,424 --> 00:39:38,760 Didn't behave like the others. 685 00:39:39,594 --> 00:39:40,795 Seemed sick. 686 00:39:41,909 --> 00:39:43,573 Infected, possibly. 687 00:39:43,598 --> 00:39:45,567 I put it on ice to transport it. 688 00:39:45,665 --> 00:39:48,236 Cold seems to place it in a vegetative state. 689 00:39:48,335 --> 00:39:50,605 But make no mistake, this thing is not dead. 690 00:39:51,604 --> 00:39:53,641 Not all the way, anyway. 691 00:39:53,741 --> 00:39:55,010 So, it's a zombie. 692 00:39:55,109 --> 00:39:56,111 What's a zombie? 693 00:39:56,210 --> 00:39:58,073 Do you seriously not know what a zombie is? 694 00:39:58,098 --> 00:40:00,148 I have a very particular set of skills. 695 00:40:00,246 --> 00:40:02,917 - Okay. - Your information tracks with our intel. 696 00:40:05,052 --> 00:40:06,688 Agent, um... 697 00:40:07,621 --> 00:40:08,598 Butt Hunter. 698 00:40:08,623 --> 00:40:09,531 Butt Hunter. 699 00:40:09,556 --> 00:40:10,758 Thank you. 700 00:40:10,857 --> 00:40:12,827 The bureau thanks you for your work. 701 00:40:17,504 --> 00:40:19,734 - Vic. - Yeah? 702 00:40:19,833 --> 00:40:22,037 Where are the real BON agents? 703 00:40:23,170 --> 00:40:24,839 I secretly moved up the meeting. 704 00:40:24,939 --> 00:40:26,374 They're an hour behind us. 705 00:40:26,473 --> 00:40:29,611 Okay, but this Butt whacker was like 45 minutes late. 706 00:40:30,542 --> 00:40:31,926 Now we gotta move. 707 00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:41,270 I'm assuming you have my payment. 708 00:40:41,756 --> 00:40:42,958 It'll be wired to you. 709 00:40:43,057 --> 00:40:44,301 In Bitcoin. 710 00:40:48,696 --> 00:40:50,145 - Thanks. - Yeah. 711 00:40:55,102 --> 00:40:58,273 And this is the final Butt, right? 712 00:40:58,371 --> 00:40:59,874 Who's the Butt hunter here? 713 00:40:59,968 --> 00:41:01,276 Me or you? 714 00:41:01,375 --> 00:41:03,014 And none of the other Butts had any signs of sickness, 715 00:41:03,038 --> 00:41:04,279 only this one? 716 00:41:05,379 --> 00:41:06,748 Adios, amigo. 717 00:41:09,012 --> 00:41:10,101 Don't let 'em hit ya 718 00:41:10,126 --> 00:41:11,762 where the good Lord splits ya. 719 00:41:15,855 --> 00:41:17,960 Really missing your cyborg tech 720 00:41:18,058 --> 00:41:22,497 right about now, fucking Agent... Wolfmann. 721 00:41:22,595 --> 00:41:24,399 Now, what's your super power again, Jane, 722 00:41:24,498 --> 00:41:25,650 besides complaining? 723 00:41:26,510 --> 00:41:28,477 Flit, I know I never ask you for anything 724 00:41:28,501 --> 00:41:29,947 but please don't fuck me. 725 00:41:48,788 --> 00:41:51,793 Attention, the Butts are loose. 726 00:42:01,002 --> 00:42:02,770 Attention, the Butts are loose. 727 00:42:02,870 --> 00:42:04,939 Fuck! 728 00:42:05,572 --> 00:42:07,142 What the fuck? 729 00:42:07,241 --> 00:42:08,110 Oh, fuck! 730 00:42:08,209 --> 00:42:09,569 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 731 00:42:10,843 --> 00:42:13,348 Attention, the Butts are loose. 732 00:42:14,914 --> 00:42:16,579 What the hell are you still doing here? 733 00:42:16,683 --> 00:42:19,687 We have to get above ground before the exterminators arrive. 734 00:42:20,721 --> 00:42:21,885 Exterminators? 735 00:42:24,324 --> 00:42:27,229 Attention, the Butts are loose. 736 00:42:49,751 --> 00:42:50,785 Nicholas? 737 00:43:14,741 --> 00:43:17,445 Any luck with your friend? 738 00:43:20,661 --> 00:43:22,478 Does that answer your question? 739 00:43:23,983 --> 00:43:27,255 Daddy's home, shitlickers! 740 00:43:27,354 --> 00:43:28,623 'Tis done. 741 00:43:28,722 --> 00:43:31,854 Cliff and I found Darren Jones and we kicked his ass. 742 00:43:31,879 --> 00:43:33,704 The fucker didn't even put up a fight. 743 00:43:33,728 --> 00:43:35,397 Congratulations. 744 00:43:41,901 --> 00:43:44,739 Okay, uh, why... why y'all acting so sore? 745 00:43:44,837 --> 00:43:46,308 We did it. Mission accomplished. 746 00:43:46,406 --> 00:43:47,675 The world is saved. 747 00:43:47,700 --> 00:43:48,968 Not yet, it isn't. 748 00:43:49,811 --> 00:43:50,845 No. 749 00:43:57,885 --> 00:43:59,354 After you two went AWOL, 750 00:43:59,453 --> 00:44:00,956 I hacked into the bureau's records. 751 00:44:01,055 --> 00:44:02,724 Now there was a second Zombie Butt 752 00:44:02,822 --> 00:44:04,459 that none of us had even considered. 753 00:44:04,559 --> 00:44:05,560 Yeah. 754 00:44:05,585 --> 00:44:06,786 We went undercover 755 00:44:06,811 --> 00:44:08,681 and just stole it right from under them. 756 00:44:08,930 --> 00:44:10,265 Thanks for the invite, though. 757 00:44:10,364 --> 00:44:11,799 Excellent work, you two. 758 00:44:11,899 --> 00:44:13,635 You see, this is what happens 759 00:44:13,728 --> 00:44:15,537 when this team is given the autonomy 760 00:44:15,630 --> 00:44:17,700 to make decisions for themselves. 761 00:44:17,805 --> 00:44:19,141 You know what? 762 00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:21,576 We all deserve a gold star. 763 00:44:21,675 --> 00:44:24,412 I didn't do this for a gold star. 764 00:44:24,511 --> 00:44:25,913 Eh, whatever, mission accomplished. 765 00:44:26,013 --> 00:44:28,150 This is the final Zombie Butt. 766 00:44:32,319 --> 00:44:33,855 I'm sure you two can handle it. 767 00:44:36,691 --> 00:44:38,033 So, Cliff, uh, 768 00:44:38,058 --> 00:44:40,362 can you dispose off the second Butt? 769 00:44:40,460 --> 00:44:42,897 Me? Kill it? 770 00:44:42,997 --> 00:44:45,236 - With pleasure. - Okay, great. 771 00:44:51,005 --> 00:44:52,971 Let's see what we got here. 772 00:45:02,327 --> 00:45:06,211 Oh, I'm sorry, little guy. 773 00:45:13,315 --> 00:45:14,469 Just need a minute. 774 00:45:20,469 --> 00:45:22,180 I felt something today. 775 00:45:23,871 --> 00:45:25,307 Really felt something. 776 00:45:25,332 --> 00:45:26,332 I swear. 777 00:45:26,357 --> 00:45:28,055 For the first time in a long time. 778 00:45:29,742 --> 00:45:31,862 I always thought if I ever got a chance to feel again, 779 00:45:31,911 --> 00:45:33,776 it'd be my daughter's hand in mine. 780 00:45:33,881 --> 00:45:35,283 Maybe my grandson in my arms 781 00:45:35,382 --> 00:45:37,352 while I help him with his hiccups. 782 00:45:37,451 --> 00:45:38,653 That would've been nice. 783 00:45:38,752 --> 00:45:39,821 Instead, 784 00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:41,356 I felt someone's skull collapse 785 00:45:41,454 --> 00:45:43,258 under my palm like a grapefruit. 786 00:45:43,351 --> 00:45:44,826 The tough skin, 787 00:45:45,826 --> 00:45:47,625 messy insides. 788 00:45:48,489 --> 00:45:49,945 I felt it all. 789 00:45:50,530 --> 00:45:51,934 The blood was cold. 790 00:45:52,967 --> 00:45:55,103 I guess he was dead already, 791 00:45:55,903 --> 00:45:57,105 sort of. 792 00:45:59,073 --> 00:46:00,342 His eyes... 793 00:46:02,809 --> 00:46:06,281 It felt like there was still warmth in his eyes. 794 00:46:14,154 --> 00:46:16,125 I just... I need a minute. 795 00:47:32,732 --> 00:47:34,970 What would you like to talk about? 796 00:47:35,802 --> 00:47:36,972 I've been thinking, 797 00:47:38,038 --> 00:47:40,475 well, more like wondering. 798 00:47:40,574 --> 00:47:43,111 What is the underground supposed to be? 799 00:47:43,911 --> 00:47:45,180 What it's for? 800 00:47:45,279 --> 00:47:46,681 You mean like its purpose? 801 00:47:46,780 --> 00:47:48,716 Yes! Its purpose. 802 00:47:48,815 --> 00:47:51,253 What is the purpose of the underground? 803 00:47:51,351 --> 00:47:52,955 All of the different personas. 804 00:47:53,053 --> 00:47:54,322 I used to know, 805 00:47:54,421 --> 00:47:56,658 all of the personas always said 806 00:47:56,757 --> 00:47:58,562 they had one purpose, 807 00:47:58,682 --> 00:47:59,918 to protect me. 808 00:47:59,943 --> 00:48:01,750 And they do, don't they? 809 00:48:05,032 --> 00:48:06,101 Maybe. 810 00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:07,555 I don't know. 811 00:48:07,996 --> 00:48:09,664 Something's changed. 812 00:48:09,689 --> 00:48:12,794 I don't think I need them to have that purpose anymore. 813 00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:15,277 I think they need a new purpose. 814 00:48:15,375 --> 00:48:17,279 Otherwise, they'll all be lost. 815 00:48:17,378 --> 00:48:19,147 What do you mean they'll be lost? 816 00:48:19,246 --> 00:48:20,625 I don't know. 817 00:48:22,349 --> 00:48:25,125 I think they need to figure that out for themselves. 818 00:48:25,875 --> 00:48:27,778 A new purpose? 819 00:48:27,988 --> 00:48:30,392 The fuck is my purpose, if it's not to protect you? 820 00:48:30,490 --> 00:48:33,128 Does Jane know her purpose? 821 00:48:33,153 --> 00:48:34,742 She takes care of me. 822 00:48:36,596 --> 00:48:40,168 She still thinks her purpose is to protect me. 823 00:48:41,797 --> 00:48:43,271 She's feeling lost. 824 00:48:44,438 --> 00:48:46,041 But she'll be all right. 825 00:48:46,139 --> 00:48:49,144 If anybody can put the pieces together, it's Jane. 58134

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