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Congratulations. You are now
Chippendales dancers.
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- Blue shorts, what's your name?
- Otis.
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- He is Black.
- NICK DE NOIA: Is that a problem?
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STEVE BANERJEE: Customers will love it.
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- OTIS: There's a protest.
- STEVE: That was fast.
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Wait, you called them?
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Our news story should be a full minute.
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I wanna learn everything that you know.
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- RAY COLON: Hey, morning.
- Who are you?
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Full-time handyman,
Ray Colon at your service.
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- What is this?
- BOTH: Hunkenstein.
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You are my employee!
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You are all my employees!
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These dudes, they don't
understand the responsibilities
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that come with being the boss.
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Did you say you do photography?
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NICK: You mind telling me
what the fuck is going on?
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We're making a calendar.
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It's something that I should be
in charge of.
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Okay, could you step aside
so we can finish the shoot?
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[NICK SCREAMS]
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Can you get me on
the next flight to New York?
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I will step aside.
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[UPBEAT FUNK MUSIC]
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♪ Yeah, I always watch
you strut my thing ♪
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DRIVER: Groovy, yeah?
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[OTIS CHUCKLES]
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[UPBEAT FUNK MUSIC]
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♪ Do you wanna dance ♪
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[MUSIC CONTINUES ON CAR RADIO]
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♪ I just can't do it without you ♪
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Oh, shit. Wh... Are those the calendars?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, shit. Hold on.
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- Can I see one?
- Uh, yeah.
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Can you open that or something?
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- Got you.
- Yeah.
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OTIS: Woo.
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- [CHUCKLES] Ooh-hoo!
- DELIVERY MAN: You in that?
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Yeah, somewhere. Hold on.
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Mm-hmm.
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Uh...
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Ah, they must be saving
the best for last, let me see.
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- DELIVERY MAN: Happy holidays.
- [LAUGHS] Yeah.
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Damn, those all calendars?
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Uh, yeah, yeah, man. Yeah.
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- RAY: Do me a favor, give me a hand?
- OTIS: Yeah, I got you.
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[INSTRUMENTAL THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[THEME MUSIC ENDS]
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[FOOTSTEPS PATTERING]
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- [GRUNTS] Like how many did you order?
- Not enough.
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Century City Waldenbooks just called,
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they got more than double
the expected pre-orders.
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- Double?
- STEVE: Brentwood B. Dalton, same thing.
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Calendar's not even on sale yet
and they already want more.
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Wow, Mr. Banerjee, you got
a blockbuster on your hands.
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Ow! [LAUGHS]
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- Otis, hi.
- Hey.
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I'm bumping up your Zorro,
so you're up first.
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And I need you to help CJ with
his choreo.
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I would do it myself,
but I have to set the lineup,
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test the sound system,
wash all the G-strings,
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and redo the blocking
for the caveman number
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because Danny sprained his
fucking ankle doing a back flip.
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- RAY: You still haven't heard from Nick?
- What do you think?
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Well, what's it been, four days?
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Five days, six hours and 37 minutes,
but who's counting.
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- I just hope he's okay.
- I don't.
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That man has abandoned us.
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No warning, no notice,
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no indication of when
or if he's coming back.
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- I could kill him.
- Not if I beat you to it, Steve.
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- Okay, come on.
- All right.
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[GENTLE JAZZ MUSIC]
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[RESTAURANT PATRONS CHATTERING]
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NICK: Thank you.
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- How's LA been treating you?
- Well.
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Maybe too well.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- A prisoner of his own success.
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Oh, don't ever move out there.
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You say it's gonna be temporary
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and next thing you know,
20 years have gone by.
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Eh, they'll never get me.
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- NICK: Ah.
- Not till they figure out
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- how to make a decent bagel.
- [CHUCKLES]
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- It's not gonna happen.
- [LAUGHS]
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We'll get you back out here
one of these days.
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Funny, you should mention it.
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That's actually what I
wanted to talk to you about.
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- Oh?
- There's this thing I'm developing
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that I think might be right up
your alley.
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Is Nick De Noia returning
to his theatrical roots?
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Well, [CLEARS THROAT]
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it's a, a sort of a cabaret.
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- An erotic cabaret for women.
- A strip club.
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No, no, no, a show.
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Dazzling choreography,
high-end production value,
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songs that get stuck
in your head for days,
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and, yes, naked men.
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The most beautiful boys
you ever laid eyes on,
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all adding up to
an entertainment extravaganza
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unlike anything else out there.
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And I call it US Male, M-A-L-E.
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[BERNIE AND LEW LAUGHING]
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And the poster, you're gonna love.
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Delivery guy, gorgeous,
muscles on top of muscles,
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dressed in just a pair of
tiny little mailman shorts,
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box teasingly placed over his crotch,
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and across the top, "US Male:
We've got your package."
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- [BERNIE AND LEW LAUGHING]
- Yes, yes. [CHUCKLES]
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- Eh... you're serious.
- Yes. [CHUCKLES]
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Wait, there's actually a place
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in LA doing something similar.
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Have you heard of Chippendales?
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- Mm-mm.
- Chippendales?
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Yeah, it's one of
the hottest clubs in LA.
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Lines around the block,
a genuine sensation.
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This would be like that
only bigger, better,
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even more spectacular.
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You know, there hasn't
been a nightclub sensation
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in Manhattan since Studio 54 shut down.
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This could be that.
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A Studio 54 for the '80s.
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And like 54,
all would be welcome, you know.
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Black and white, straight and gay.
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This, this, this Chippendales' place,
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it's, it's a bunch of
white ladies from the valley.
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This would be way more chic.
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Brooke Shields and, and, and Halston.
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Housewives from Massapequa
getting down and dirty
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next to Grace Jones.
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I mean, I really think that this
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could take New York night life by storm.
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I don't know.
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What? Bernie, what, what
part are you not seeing?
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- [SIGHS] It just seems a little...
- Sleazy.
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Sleazy, what? No.
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No, not at all.
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It's, it's, it's, it's, it's classy.
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Sassy.
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Folies Bergère meets Playgirl, you know?
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[GENTLE JAZZ MUSIC]
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[RESTAURANT PATRONS CHATTERING]
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[NICK GROANS, SIGHS]
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Without further ado,
let's get this party started!
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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Live from the world-famous
Panorama City Mall,
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please welcome
the Chippendales men of 1982.
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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You'll have a very happy
New Year with this hunk around.
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That's right.
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- Ladies, it's Mr. January.
- [CROWD CHEERING]
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It may be the coldest month,
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but Mr. February, he brings the heat.
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The forecast for this March
calls for six feet of sexy!
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It's Mr. March!
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IRENE:
April showers, they bring May flowers,
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eggs in this Easter basket.
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It's Mr. April, if you can guess
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this next stud's birthday,
he'll give you an Ice N Tasty.
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That's not a euphemism,
that's one of our sponsors.
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- It's Mr. May.
- Oh, Otis, we're short one chair.
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- Could you go grab?
- Sure.
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- She's wonderful, isn't she?
- LARRY: It's Mr. July.
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Otis.
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- What is the matter?
- You really don't know?
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- LARRY: One more time for the men of...
- The calendar, Steve.
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- I mean, sh...
- STEVE: They love it.
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Yeah. I don't know,
I guess I just find it a bit odd
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that your most popular dancer,
I'm the only one left out.
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- I know.
- Yeah, why?
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- I should have told you.
- that was my fault.
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I thought about it.
I really wanted to put you in it
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'cause I loved the pictures.
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But ultimately I felt it
would be bad for sales.
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Bad for sales how?
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Well, it's one thing
for women to enjoy you
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in the privacy of the club,
but hanging in their home,
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a naked Black man
in full view of their husband.
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You know how white people are,
they get threatened.
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- At the office, the boss can see...
- I think people can handle
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a shirtless Black man, Steve.
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Most can, but not all.
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- We want them to buy the calendars too.
- Yeah, but this isn't the South.
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This isn't Mississippi
or Alabama in 1967.
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Otis, Otis, not a day goes by
I don't experience
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some form of racism in this city.
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I assume the same is true for you.
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- Yeah, yeah, of course.
- Yeah.
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I guess I just,
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just never expected it from you.
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You can't take this personally.
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- This is business.
- Business.
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And in business,
there's only one color that matters.
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- Do you know what color that is?
- Yeah. Yes, green.
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Green! See? You get it.
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LARRY: It has every flavor.
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Just like the men of Chippendales,
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- there's a flavor for everyone.
- Chair.
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LARRY: 10% off at Ice N Tasty.
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IRENE: Thank you for this.
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LARRY: If you head over
there right after the show.
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- [CROWD CHATTERING]
- RAY: Woo!
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Are you ladies excited?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- You ready for the show, ladies?
- You excited?
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- Have a good time. Hey.
- [WOMEN GIGGLING]
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- Shut up! I don't care.
- You going to be okay?
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- I'm fine.
- All right, kid.
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Hey, don't be so angry.
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Hey, you ready for a good time, huh?
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Coffee? Water, anything?
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WOMAN: Thank you so much.
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STEVE: Uh, next. $5 please.
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- Thank you.
- IRENE: Here you go.
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- WOMAN: Thank you.
- Wonderful.
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- Uh, $5 please.
- Hi.
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- STEVE: Thank you.
- BETTY: I know him.
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- OTIS: Hey.
- STEVE: $5 please.
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- Otis!
- Hey, how you doing?
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- Why aren't you in there?
- Uh, maybe next year.
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- Uh, go right ahead. Go on.
- Oh. [BETTY CHUCKLES]
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- Everybody's gonna get one, I promise.
- Uh, $5, please.
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Hi. Sure.
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- [BETTY GASPS]
- Wasn't she wonderful?
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- No, I really...
- So wonderful.
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- So poised.
- STEVE: You're better than Larry.
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- IRENE: Thank you, no, I wasn't.
- STEVE: Just stop.
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WOMAN: I know, I know, I know. [GIGGLES]
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- [UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC]
- [CROWD CHATTERING]
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[WOMAN MOANING]
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WOMAN: Get closer.
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[GIGGLES] One on each.
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- It's incredible.
- I've never seen one sell so fast.
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If I could get you more,
how many would you want?
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- Many as you can get.
- Two hundred?
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As many as you can get.
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Five hundred?
239
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As many as you can get.
240
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♪ Honey everything's
coming up roses and daffodils ♪
241
00:11:41,994 --> 00:11:46,414
♪ Everything's coming up
sunshine and Santa Claus ♪
242
00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:50,835
♪ Everything's gonna be
bright lights and lollipops ♪
243
00:11:50,836 --> 00:11:54,797
♪ Everything's coming up roses ♪
244
00:11:54,798 --> 00:12:00,798
♪ For me and for you ♪
245
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,639
[AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING]
246
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,349
Thank you.
247
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,852
- How'd you know?
- Lucky guess.
248
00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:09,687
[NICK SCOFFS]
249
00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:12,733
[GENTLE PIANO MUSIC]
250
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:21,991
♪ Someone is waiting ♪
251
00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:26,204
♪ Cool as Sarah ♪
252
00:12:26,205 --> 00:12:31,168
♪ Easy and loving as Susan ♪
253
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:37,965
♪ Joanne ♪
254
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:42,930
♪ Would I know her even if I met her ♪
255
00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:47,517
♪ Have I missed her ♪
256
00:12:47,518 --> 00:12:51,604
♪ Did I let her go ♪
257
00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:55,525
♪ A Susan sort of Sarah ♪
258
00:12:55,526 --> 00:12:58,945
♪ A Jennyish Joanne ♪
259
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:01,948
♪ Wait for me, I'm ready now ♪
260
00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:07,949
♪ I'll find you if I can ♪
261
00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:15,461
♪ Did I miss her ♪
262
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:20,174
♪ Have I waited too long ♪
263
00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:22,301
♪ Maybe so ♪
264
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:26,722
♪ Or maybe so is she ♪
265
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:29,976
♪ My blue-eyed Sarah, warm Joanne ♪
266
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:34,940
♪ Sweet Jenny, loving Susan, crazy Amy ♪
267
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:40,988
♪ Wait for me I'll hurry ♪
268
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:44,365
♪ Wait for me ♪
269
00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:48,411
♪ Hurry, wait for me ♪
270
00:13:48,412 --> 00:13:51,497
♪ Hurry ♪
271
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,834
♪ Wait for me ♪
272
00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:01,966
- [AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
- Thank you.
273
00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:05,137
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
274
00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:11,726
Hello?
275
00:14:11,727 --> 00:14:16,772
[CHUCKLES] That was quite a performance.
276
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:20,193
- [BRADFORD SCOFFS]
- Really.
277
00:14:20,194 --> 00:14:23,571
- It was magnificent.
- Thank you.
278
00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:28,534
- I try.
- You succeed.
279
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,785
[BRADFORD LAUGHS]
280
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:32,121
That's my favorite Sondheim.
281
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:35,166
- It's so romantic.
- Really?
282
00:14:36,502 --> 00:14:38,836
Mine's "Being Alive."
283
00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:42,381
- Oh. [SNIFFS]
- Oh.
284
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,301
- [LAUGHS] Yeah.
- Wow.
285
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:48,513
- Over "Someone is Waiting"?
- Yes.
286
00:14:48,514 --> 00:14:52,016
- [LAUGHS] Okay.
- Okay.
287
00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:54,227
- Okay.
- Okay. Well, look,
288
00:14:54,228 --> 00:14:57,355
I don't wanna fight with you about this,
289
00:14:57,356 --> 00:15:01,192
- all right, I mean, we just met.
- True.
290
00:15:01,193 --> 00:15:03,362
I don't wanna fight either.
291
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:07,156
[BRADFORD AND NICK GRUNTING]
292
00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:08,783
♪ We'll have Manhattan ♪
293
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:13,038
♪ the Bronx and Staten Island too ♪
294
00:15:13,539 --> 00:15:19,539
♪ It's lovely going through the zoo ♪
295
00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:21,838
Last time I fucked a guy
in his hotel room,
296
00:15:21,839 --> 00:15:24,216
he turned out to be married.
297
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:26,385
Are you married?
298
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:30,597
- I was.
- Oh, really?
299
00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:34,976
You know who Jennifer O'Neil is?
300
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,144
I know who Jennifer O'Neil is.
301
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,523
- Well, that's my ex.
- [BRADFORD LAUGHS]
302
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,528
Well, if you're gonna be closeted,
you might as well go big.
303
00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:46,529
Oh, come on.
304
00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:50,908
- Did you sleep with her?
- I did.
305
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:55,205
I was deeply in love with her,
in my way.
306
00:15:57,124 --> 00:16:00,209
- Do your friends know you're gay?
- The good ones, yeah.
307
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:03,589
- You?
- I mean, mm...
308
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:06,383
I guess I was always out.
309
00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:09,468
I used to lie to the other kids
at school
310
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,637
and tell them my grandmother
was Coco Chanel.
311
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,681
[LAUGHS] Oh, my God.
312
00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:15,057
That did not make me popular.
313
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:18,561
[LAUGHS] I don't know, talk
about playground bragging rights.
314
00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:19,562
- Well...
- That is good.
315
00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:21,231
[BRADFORD AND NICK LAUGHING]
316
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,651
Well, look at us.
317
00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:29,864
Conversation after sex feels so novel.
318
00:16:29,865 --> 00:16:31,532
- Hmm?
- I don't know.
319
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,577
I'm usually halfway across town by now.
320
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:37,872
I guess I did something right.
321
00:16:37,873 --> 00:16:40,541
Oh, you did a lot of things right.
322
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:43,753
[LIPS SMACKING]
323
00:16:43,754 --> 00:16:46,298
What brings you to town, Nick?
324
00:16:47,508 --> 00:16:50,177
I'm sort of pitching something.
325
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:52,887
Are you in advertising?
326
00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:55,139
Close, choreography. [CHUCKLES]
327
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:57,892
- A dance man.
- Pa-cha! [LAUGHS]
328
00:16:57,893 --> 00:17:01,062
- Oh.
- Yeah, I developed this thing out in LA.
329
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:04,649
This sort of... male strip club
330
00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:07,401
that I'm looking to maybe bring here
331
00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:09,779
- in some form or other.
- Wait. The Chippendales?
332
00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:11,697
You know it?
333
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,366
- Yes.
- What?
334
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:16,911
My sister lives in Pasadena
and she is obsessed.
335
00:17:16,912 --> 00:17:19,413
The last time I was visiting,
she tried to sweet talk me
336
00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:22,124
past your doorman, but he was not very
accommodating.
337
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:25,127
Oh. Oh, that's not how it's
gonna be at the new place.
338
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:28,381
All admirers of the male form
shall be welcome.
339
00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:31,717
Mm. So you're gonna bring
Chippendales to New York.
340
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:34,637
Oh no, not Chippendales. US Male.
341
00:17:34,638 --> 00:17:37,181
- What?
- Yeah, it's my new venture.
342
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:38,766
Bigger, better.
343
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,101
- I-I'm sorry.
- Even more...
344
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,727
I'm sorry, I'm, I'm, I'm confused.
345
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,813
So you're here pitching
a different club in New York.
346
00:17:43,814 --> 00:17:48,192
- Yeah.
- Well, why not just do Chippendales?
347
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:52,864
- Two words: "Steve Banerjee."
- Who's that?
348
00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:54,483
The fucking asshole owner who
349
00:17:54,484 --> 00:17:56,659
doesn't respect me or my contribution.
350
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:59,328
Who I am officially
unequivocally done with.
351
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:02,665
Okay, that's a shit reason to go solo.
352
00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:04,125
Well, you haven't met the guy.
353
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:06,878
Well, the guy could be the love child
354
00:18:06,879 --> 00:18:10,464
of Eva Peron and Pol Pot,
it doesn't matter.
355
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:12,341
- [LAUGHS]
- What are you talking about? Why?
356
00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:14,635
- Why?
- Yeah.
357
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:17,180
Because you have something.
358
00:18:17,181 --> 00:18:20,266
You have something that, that,
that people have heard of.
359
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:23,603
Do you, do you know how rare
and precious that is?
360
00:18:23,604 --> 00:18:24,812
[NICK SIGHS]
361
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,772
Just do the Chippendales, it'll
kill here.
362
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:30,318
- [NICK GROANS]
- You'll be like 3,000 miles away
363
00:18:30,319 --> 00:18:32,195
- from that guy.
- That's not far enough.
364
00:18:32,196 --> 00:18:34,238
I know people with whole
second families in New York
365
00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:36,449
and their LA wife doesn't have any idea.
366
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:39,912
I don't know, I... I... I can't.
I just, I can't.
367
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:44,249
Well, then you're a fucking idiot.
368
00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:48,587
Because on top of being right...
369
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:54,843
I'm also rich.
370
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:01,807
Very rich.
371
00:19:03,769 --> 00:19:06,396
[NICK LAUGHS]
372
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,652
I am saying the right word,
but you're not understanding.
373
00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:13,861
I've got customers.
374
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:15,404
Yeah, well, so do I.
375
00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:16,948
But they're ahead of you in queue.
376
00:19:16,949 --> 00:19:19,617
- Well, are they calendars?
- Because calendars are seasonal.
377
00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:21,744
Yeah, I understand how calendars work.
378
00:19:21,745 --> 00:19:23,829
Well then, you know people
don't buy calendars all year round.
379
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,165
There's a limited sales window
and we are in it right now.
380
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:30,628
Look, I printed exactly
the number you asked for.
381
00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:35,800
The fact that now you want more
is really not my problem.
382
00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:37,426
What is the soonest you could do?
383
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:39,554
[SIGHS] I honestly have no idea.
384
00:19:39,555 --> 00:19:42,640
- Rough estimate.
- Uh, three, four weeks.
385
00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:44,058
Four weeks?
386
00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:48,646
Look, if it was a couple hundred
maybe, but 10,000.
387
00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:50,773
An order that big should take priority.
388
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:53,652
Well, unfortunately it doesn't
work like that.
389
00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:57,656
Like I said, I got other customers.
390
00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:05,706
What if you didn't?
391
00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:09,041
[BACKSTAGE CHATTERING]
392
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:12,129
Fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
393
00:20:12,713 --> 00:20:14,714
- Oh, God.
- HOUSE MANAGER: Where the hell is he?
394
00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:16,924
LARRY: Ladies,
he'll be out in just a moment.
395
00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:20,136
- HOUSE MANAGER: Yeah, I'm on it.
- [DENISE GROANS]
396
00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:22,555
Bruce, let's go, baby,
you're missing your solo.
397
00:20:22,556 --> 00:20:24,765
I got an empty stage. No empty stages.
398
00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:27,727
- Let's go, go, go.
- [DENISE GROANS]
399
00:20:27,728 --> 00:20:30,728
- Small situation.
- [CHUCKLES]
400
00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:32,690
Oh, are you kidding?
401
00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:35,902
Oh my God, this is what I've
been saying all the time.
402
00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:40,323
You guys, this is why you
don't eat in your costume.
403
00:20:40,324 --> 00:20:43,409
CJ, you and the fucking pastrami.
404
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:46,704
- It's just so tasty.
- Well, you eat before a show.
405
00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:48,206
- Okay, okay.
- [CHUCKLES]
406
00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:49,207
- [DENISE GASPS]
- [PHONE RINGS]
407
00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:56,797
- Uh, I'm not taking it.
- I realize you're busy but...
408
00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:59,884
I don't care if it's the fucking Pope,
I'm working.
409
00:20:59,885 --> 00:21:00,969
It's Nick.
410
00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:05,056
DANCER: Yeah, come on. Triceps.
411
00:21:06,016 --> 00:21:07,016
Ladies love my triceps.
412
00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:09,311
Okay. [CLEARS THROAT]
413
00:21:11,939 --> 00:21:15,943
You better be fucking dead
or very badly injured.
414
00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:17,985
Pack your bags, baby.
415
00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:20,029
We're headed to the Big Apple.
416
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:23,032
[SCOFFS] Oh, is that where you've been?
417
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:24,951
That's where you've been
hiding all this time.
418
00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:27,453
NICK: Well, I don't know, you tell me.
419
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:28,704
Hold please.
420
00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:29,914
- [PEDESTRIANS CHATTERING]
- WOMAN: Hey, taxi!
421
00:21:29,915 --> 00:21:32,375
- [LAUGHS] You hear that?
- [BRADFORD LAUGHS]
422
00:21:32,376 --> 00:21:36,379
- Hear all those hookers and tourists?
- [LAUGHS]
423
00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:38,506
How much blow have you done tonight?
424
00:21:38,507 --> 00:21:39,882
NICK: None, not a bump.
425
00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:41,884
- [NICK LAUGHS]
- Three.
426
00:21:41,885 --> 00:21:43,386
Fine, maybe a bump.
427
00:21:43,387 --> 00:21:45,972
So Denise, what do you say?
428
00:21:45,973 --> 00:21:49,308
I don't understand,
what happened to you quitting,
429
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:52,311
wanting to open your own place,
leaving Steve?
430
00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:53,855
This is the best of both worlds.
431
00:21:53,856 --> 00:21:55,356
We'll be 3,000 miles away
432
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:58,067
while still getting the benefit
of the Chippendales' name.
433
00:21:58,068 --> 00:22:02,154
I'm going to assume you
haven't told Steve this idea.
434
00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:03,489
Well, not yet.
435
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,449
DENISE:
Well, he's never gonna go for it.
436
00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:06,951
Why not?
437
00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:09,912
DENISE: First of all,
the fact that it was your idea
438
00:22:09,913 --> 00:22:12,582
- is gonna make him instantly suspicious.
- [SCOFFS, BLOWS RASPBERRY]
439
00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:16,043
And then there's the fact that
you wouldn't be in his sight.
440
00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:18,045
The guy's a psycho control freak.
441
00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:22,008
He's not just going to hand over
the world's biggest city
442
00:22:22,009 --> 00:22:23,759
to somebody he deeply mistrusts.
443
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,761
Well, I, look,
I-I-I get why you're skeptical.
444
00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:28,806
- I do, I do.
- And then there's the money, okay?
445
00:22:28,807 --> 00:22:31,475
Launching your own place,
it's so expensive,
446
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:33,269
especially in New York City.
447
00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:35,062
Are you kidding? The overhead?
448
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:37,982
He won't have to take on
a drop of financial risk.
449
00:22:37,983 --> 00:22:41,068
All he has to do is just
sit there in his weird suit
450
00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:42,653
and watch the money roll in.
451
00:22:42,654 --> 00:22:44,947
- This is the coke talking.
- You're making no sense.
452
00:22:44,948 --> 00:22:47,909
Well, it does if you find a backer,
which it so happens,
453
00:22:47,910 --> 00:22:51,162
- Denise, I have done.
- A backer.
454
00:22:51,163 --> 00:22:54,957
NICK: Yes, in this case,
a very spoiled rich kid
455
00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:57,668
with a huge bank account.
456
00:22:57,669 --> 00:22:59,921
All right,
you sexy animals, it's go time.
457
00:22:59,922 --> 00:23:03,007
- Hoo!
- [CHUCKLES] Yeah.
458
00:23:03,008 --> 00:23:04,426
And a huger cock.
459
00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:07,471
Bradford Barton.
460
00:23:08,514 --> 00:23:10,890
This is real, a real plan.
461
00:23:10,891 --> 00:23:13,976
And I genuinely think I can get
Steve on board.
462
00:23:13,977 --> 00:23:16,812
Okay, well, I have a alternative plan.
463
00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:19,106
Why don't you come back here
464
00:23:19,107 --> 00:23:22,610
and do your fucking job
so I don't have to?
465
00:23:22,611 --> 00:23:23,903
[PHONE SLAMS]
466
00:23:23,904 --> 00:23:26,156
- [PHONE TONE]
- [CLICKS TONGUE] Fuck.
467
00:23:27,282 --> 00:23:30,117
[CROWD CHEERING]
468
00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:31,702
LARRY: How are you ladies?
469
00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:33,955
Are you ready to have the
greatest night of your lives?
470
00:23:33,956 --> 00:23:35,332
Make some noise!
471
00:23:37,626 --> 00:23:40,586
Welcome to Chippendales!
Who's ready to party?
472
00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:44,048
- [CROWD CHEERING]
- Here he is, ladies,
473
00:23:44,049 --> 00:23:47,301
your luscious chocolate fantasy
come to life.
474
00:23:47,302 --> 00:23:49,929
The freakiest freak this side of Harlem,
475
00:23:49,930 --> 00:23:54,100
the brother like no other,
the pimp who'll make you limp,
476
00:23:54,101 --> 00:23:55,893
the daddy with a Caddy.
477
00:23:55,894 --> 00:23:59,146
All the ladies, give it up for Otis!
478
00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:03,860
- ["SUPER FREAK" BY RICK JAMES PLAYING]
- [CROWD CHEERING]
479
00:24:03,861 --> 00:24:06,070
Gosh, I wish I could do what he does.
480
00:24:06,071 --> 00:24:09,908
Ladies, take this night to the top.
481
00:24:11,201 --> 00:24:14,120
Anytime someone shows up
in a purple-colored hat,
482
00:24:14,121 --> 00:24:16,873
you know it's gonna get freaky
up in here.
483
00:24:16,874 --> 00:24:18,624
Come on, make some noise.
484
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:22,837
- [CROWD CHEERING]
- Oh, I like that slow gyration.
485
00:24:22,838 --> 00:24:26,466
One, two, skip a few,
right to the sexy time.
486
00:24:28,218 --> 00:24:31,137
I've seen a few of those in my
own mirror.
487
00:24:31,138 --> 00:24:33,890
Okay, here you go. Have a good night.
488
00:24:33,891 --> 00:24:36,142
LARRY: And here comes
two half-naked friends
489
00:24:36,143 --> 00:24:39,478
willing to take things up a notch.
490
00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:42,315
Couple turns, and there goes the coat.
491
00:24:42,316 --> 00:24:43,400
Just in time.
492
00:24:45,027 --> 00:24:46,402
Touch yourself if you want
493
00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:49,238
but if you want a taste,
that's gonna cost ya.
494
00:24:49,239 --> 00:24:51,532
All these men... Oh, my God!
495
00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:52,992
Look at those butt cheeks!
496
00:24:52,993 --> 00:24:55,411
You knew it was coming.
Don't act surprised.
497
00:24:55,412 --> 00:24:57,288
How about a brush to the face,
table for one.
498
00:24:57,289 --> 00:24:59,665
Steve, people are loving
these calendars.
499
00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:01,042
That's amazing.
500
00:25:01,043 --> 00:25:03,419
Women love to know what date it is
and naked men.
501
00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:05,129
I have to tell you something,
come upstairs with me.
502
00:25:05,130 --> 00:25:08,674
- Okay. Hey, Doug, can you take over?
- Got it.
503
00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:11,677
LARRY: And now you
have the stories to share.
504
00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:13,888
- STEVE: Come, come.
- Okay.
505
00:25:14,515 --> 00:25:16,933
- Steve?
- Come, come. There's...
506
00:25:16,934 --> 00:25:19,937
- Oh, where were you?
- Come sit here. Sit down.
507
00:25:21,647 --> 00:25:24,440
- I have some very exciting news.
- Okay.
508
00:25:24,441 --> 00:25:26,484
You know that printing press
that makes our calendars?
509
00:25:26,485 --> 00:25:29,820
- Yes.
- I bought it. [CHUCKLES]
510
00:25:29,821 --> 00:25:31,113
- You bought it?
- Uh-huh.
511
00:25:31,114 --> 00:25:32,782
They weren't making
the calendars fast enough
512
00:25:32,783 --> 00:25:34,158
because they have other customers
513
00:25:34,183 --> 00:25:37,036
and so I addressed the problem.
514
00:25:37,037 --> 00:25:38,246
Was it for sale, Steve?
515
00:25:38,247 --> 00:25:40,039
- No.
- Then how did you buy it?
516
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,123
You know that film "The Godfather"?
517
00:25:41,124 --> 00:25:42,375
- Mm-hmm.
- In it there's a character,
518
00:25:42,376 --> 00:25:43,668
he's one of the gangsters, he says,
519
00:25:43,669 --> 00:25:46,295
"I made him an offer he can't refuse."
520
00:25:46,296 --> 00:25:47,296
I did that.
521
00:25:48,674 --> 00:25:50,508
That's what I did.
522
00:25:50,509 --> 00:25:52,301
Steve, how much did you spend?
523
00:25:52,302 --> 00:25:54,428
- It doesn't matter.
- It absolutely matters.
524
00:25:54,429 --> 00:25:56,138
The club's finances are my department
525
00:25:56,139 --> 00:25:58,850
and you made a massive purchase
without even consulting me.
526
00:25:58,851 --> 00:26:00,184
I have big plans for the calendars.
527
00:26:00,185 --> 00:26:02,353
I want to go national starting
next year.
528
00:26:02,354 --> 00:26:03,980
And with our own printing press,
529
00:26:03,981 --> 00:26:05,648
we'll be able to print as
many calendars as we want.
530
00:26:05,649 --> 00:26:06,744
In business, that's known as
531
00:26:06,745 --> 00:26:08,192
controlling the means of production.
532
00:26:08,193 --> 00:26:11,320
- Steve, I didn't run the numbers.
- I ran the numbers.
533
00:26:11,321 --> 00:26:13,823
It works, it's really good.
534
00:26:13,824 --> 00:26:16,159
I am a king. You are my queen.
535
00:26:19,246 --> 00:26:21,622
LARRY: Grab your hair and pull yourself
536
00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:24,125
if you can't be in
the middle of the stage!
537
00:26:24,126 --> 00:26:27,170
Ladies and gentlemen,
the great and powerful Otis!
538
00:26:27,171 --> 00:26:29,297
Make some noise!
539
00:26:29,298 --> 00:26:34,261
[CROWD CHEERING]
540
00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:38,514
This is the man that you come for.
541
00:26:38,515 --> 00:26:42,185
Are you not having the time of
your life?
542
00:26:42,186 --> 00:26:43,936
All night long.
543
00:26:43,937 --> 00:26:46,063
You show the money,
he'll show you the moves.
544
00:26:46,064 --> 00:26:47,565
- That's how it works.
- Thanks. Yeah.
545
00:26:47,566 --> 00:26:49,734
LARRY:
One more time for Otis, everybody!
546
00:26:49,735 --> 00:26:51,360
There he goes.
547
00:26:51,361 --> 00:26:53,821
Ladies, I hope you brought a towel
and a change of panties.
548
00:26:53,822 --> 00:26:54,948
OTIS: Shit.
549
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,284
- Almost there. Here we go.
- [RESTAURANT PATRONS CHATTERING]
550
00:26:58,285 --> 00:27:01,997
Three, two, one.
551
00:27:02,414 --> 00:27:06,627
- Do you know where you are?
- Um, a...
552
00:27:08,337 --> 00:27:10,671
- a restaurant?
- Not just any restaurant.
553
00:27:10,672 --> 00:27:12,798
The Palisade Club.
554
00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:15,218
- Oh.
- [GASPS] It's the hottest spot in town.
555
00:27:15,219 --> 00:27:18,387
All the celebrities come here
to see and be seen.
556
00:27:18,388 --> 00:27:21,265
Warren Beatty, Natalie Wood, Gil Gerard.
557
00:27:21,266 --> 00:27:24,019
- May I help you.
- Table for two, please.
558
00:27:25,229 --> 00:27:28,314
- Do you have a reservation?
- I do not.
559
00:27:28,315 --> 00:27:30,650
It's time we started acting the part.
560
00:27:30,651 --> 00:27:32,193
[SCOFFS] The part of what?
561
00:27:32,194 --> 00:27:34,362
The fantastically
successful people we are.
562
00:27:34,363 --> 00:27:36,572
We have one of the hottest
night clubs in the city,
563
00:27:36,573 --> 00:27:38,991
a top-selling calendar, and as of today,
564
00:27:38,992 --> 00:27:40,326
a printing press capable of...
565
00:27:40,327 --> 00:27:44,497
I'm sorry. It seems we
have nothing available.
566
00:27:44,498 --> 00:27:47,416
Oh, what about that one over there?
567
00:27:47,417 --> 00:27:50,087
Oh, that's for parties of four.
568
00:27:51,171 --> 00:27:55,091
- Okay.
- Oh, what about this one right here?
569
00:27:55,092 --> 00:27:57,051
Uh, that one is reserved for members.
570
00:27:57,052 --> 00:27:58,719
- Members?
- My usual table.
571
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,639
Oh, how do I get one of those?
572
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:05,351
Well, [CHUCKLES] there is a process.
573
00:28:05,352 --> 00:28:08,062
- A process?
- You have to apply.
574
00:28:08,063 --> 00:28:12,984
- Great, may I please have an application?
- It's not quite so d...
575
00:28:12,985 --> 00:28:15,612
You need a member to sponsor you.
576
00:28:17,030 --> 00:28:18,865
- Is that so?
- Let's just go someplace else.
577
00:28:18,866 --> 00:28:21,325
No, I want to eat here.
578
00:28:21,326 --> 00:28:24,453
Unless for some reason
we are not welcome here.
579
00:28:24,454 --> 00:28:27,540
- Sir?
- I wonder do any of your members
580
00:28:27,541 --> 00:28:28,916
happen to have brown skin?
581
00:28:28,917 --> 00:28:30,251
Because from the looks of it...
582
00:28:30,252 --> 00:28:33,337
I assure you, this club
welcomes people of all...
583
00:28:33,338 --> 00:28:34,338
Oh, you can assure me?
584
00:28:34,339 --> 00:28:35,839
You know what you can do with
your membership application?
585
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,507
You can take it, and you can
shove it up your ass!
586
00:28:37,508 --> 00:28:40,178
Hey, stop it. Steven.
587
00:28:42,181 --> 00:28:43,182
Shame on you.
588
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,483
[GENTLE DRAMATIC MUSIC]
589
00:29:12,753 --> 00:29:14,421
- DENISE: Yeah, well, if-if you sync...
- Slower, they give more money.
590
00:29:14,421 --> 00:29:17,632
You get more money if you
synchronize and it's, uh, good.
591
00:29:17,633 --> 00:29:19,675
RICHIE: Well, uh,
the other two could get better.
592
00:29:19,676 --> 00:29:22,386
Just show me the routine
that you guys worked on.
593
00:29:22,387 --> 00:29:25,598
- Focus.
- Five, six, seven, eight. Zo-da-do-da-do.
594
00:29:25,599 --> 00:29:27,517
Whoa, whoa, whoa, why don't
we do like a bartending move?
595
00:29:27,518 --> 00:29:30,102
Like shot, shot, shot,
shot, shot, shot, shot.
596
00:29:30,103 --> 00:29:31,479
Get the fuck out of here.
597
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:32,813
- What are you...
- [DANCERS LAUGHING]
598
00:29:32,814 --> 00:29:34,148
All right, all right, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry.
599
00:29:34,149 --> 00:29:35,483
- I'm sorry.
- What? Do you dance now?
600
00:29:35,484 --> 00:29:36,984
- We got this one too.
- Hip.
601
00:29:36,985 --> 00:29:38,069
- That's...
- You love that one.
602
00:29:38,070 --> 00:29:39,403
- That's kinda good.
- Woo!
603
00:29:39,404 --> 00:29:44,325
- [DANCERS CHATTERING]
- MAN: Hey, hey. Check it out.
604
00:29:44,326 --> 00:29:45,827
EMPLOYEE: Hey, it's Nick.
605
00:29:47,829 --> 00:29:49,413
- [NICK EXHALES]
- DENISE: And then, I...
606
00:29:49,414 --> 00:29:51,082
- I want a, like a stomp.
- To the right. To the left.
607
00:29:51,083 --> 00:29:53,000
- DANNY: Oh, I gave her a black eye...
- Suspense.
608
00:29:53,001 --> 00:29:54,293
- Hip.
- We're holding.
609
00:29:54,294 --> 00:29:57,713
Um, I think that, yeah,
we hold, we feel it,
610
00:29:57,714 --> 00:29:59,006
- and maybe a cover...
- Nice job, guys.
611
00:29:59,007 --> 00:30:01,593
- RITCHIE: Oh, shit.
- DANCER: Hey! No way.
612
00:30:04,555 --> 00:30:07,266
[DENISE EXHALES]
613
00:30:13,021 --> 00:30:15,022
- [DANCERS CHUCKLING]
- RICHIE: Oh, sh...
614
00:30:15,023 --> 00:30:20,279
[DENISE SIGHS, SOBS]
615
00:30:23,448 --> 00:30:28,954
- Oh! [LAUGHING]
- [DENISE LAUGHING]
616
00:30:32,332 --> 00:30:36,253
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- Well, well, well, look who's back.
617
00:30:38,463 --> 00:30:40,924
[NICK SIGHS]
618
00:30:44,595 --> 00:30:47,471
We're opening a Chippendales
in New York.
619
00:30:47,472 --> 00:30:49,390
- Excuse me.
- NICK: And I'm gonna run it.
620
00:30:49,391 --> 00:30:50,933
- What?
- NICK: And if you have a problem with...
621
00:30:50,934 --> 00:30:52,935
- I don't think...
- And if you have a problem with that,
622
00:30:52,936 --> 00:30:54,478
I'll open my own place.
623
00:30:54,479 --> 00:30:58,400
A competing club. US Male, M-A-L-E.
624
00:30:59,276 --> 00:31:00,818
See that's what I've been up to
the past few weeks.
625
00:31:00,819 --> 00:31:04,113
I've been out in New York
meeting with investors,
626
00:31:04,114 --> 00:31:07,450
top Broadway guys and guess what?
627
00:31:07,451 --> 00:31:10,244
They ate it up with a spoon.
628
00:31:10,245 --> 00:31:12,747
Checkbooks out, ready to finance.
629
00:31:12,748 --> 00:31:15,125
Not a soft cock in the room.
630
00:31:17,836 --> 00:31:21,006
[CHUCKLES] So, ahem...
631
00:31:23,091 --> 00:31:26,010
Basically the way I see it,
you've got two choices:
632
00:31:26,011 --> 00:31:31,057
You and me stick together
and take the Big Apple by storm,
633
00:31:31,058 --> 00:31:35,853
or... you and me go to war.
634
00:31:35,854 --> 00:31:39,315
[CHUCKLES]
I take my talent and my vision,
635
00:31:39,316 --> 00:31:41,609
not to mention
half the dancers in this club,
636
00:31:41,610 --> 00:31:45,655
and I become your biggest
competitor and worst nightmare.
637
00:31:45,656 --> 00:31:49,492
It will be ugly, Steve.
Blood will spill.
638
00:31:49,493 --> 00:31:52,245
Everything you've worked so hard
to build
639
00:31:52,246 --> 00:31:57,793
will be in jeopardy.
Existential fucking peril, man. [SIGHS]
640
00:32:01,129 --> 00:32:03,006
Those are your choices.
641
00:32:06,134 --> 00:32:08,220
I know which one I prefer.
642
00:32:11,390 --> 00:32:14,935
But I'm more than willing
to take the other.
643
00:32:17,563 --> 00:32:20,941
[GENTLE DRAMATIC MUSIC]
644
00:32:26,572 --> 00:32:27,864
- Bruce.
- Traffic on the 405.
645
00:32:27,865 --> 00:32:29,699
I don't care. You have five minutes.
646
00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:32,786
[DANCERS CHATTERING]
647
00:32:34,496 --> 00:32:35,496
So?
648
00:32:36,415 --> 00:32:37,832
- STEVE: Well, he's back.
- IRENE: Nick?
649
00:32:37,833 --> 00:32:41,377
- At long last, returned from exile.
- Oh, thank God.
650
00:32:41,378 --> 00:32:44,881
- Where was he? What was he doing?
- I have no idea.
651
00:32:44,882 --> 00:32:46,132
You didn't talk to him?
652
00:32:46,133 --> 00:32:47,717
- I did.
- What did he say?
653
00:32:47,718 --> 00:32:49,844
What did you say?
654
00:32:49,845 --> 00:32:52,513
I made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
655
00:32:52,514 --> 00:32:54,390
IRENE: What did you say?
656
00:32:54,391 --> 00:32:56,184
I told him I never
wanted him to step foot
657
00:32:56,185 --> 00:32:57,643
in this club ever again.
658
00:32:57,644 --> 00:33:00,647
- You fired him?
- No, I transferred him.
659
00:33:01,648 --> 00:33:03,608
You transferred him where?
660
00:33:03,609 --> 00:33:05,651
To my best idea yet.
661
00:33:05,652 --> 00:33:08,697
Our soon-to-open New York Chippendales.
662
00:33:11,450 --> 00:33:16,413
- [UPBEAT MUSIC]
- [CROWD CHEERING]
663
00:33:19,791 --> 00:33:22,293
I love you! [LAUGHS]
664
00:33:22,294 --> 00:33:24,378
- [CROWD CHEERING]
- We're going to New York!
665
00:33:24,379 --> 00:33:26,130
- [NICK AND DENISE SCREAM]
- [IRENE SCREAMS]
666
00:33:26,131 --> 00:33:29,592
- Here's to New York fuckin' city!
- To New York!
667
00:33:29,593 --> 00:33:31,093
- NICK: Yes!
- Oh!
668
00:33:31,094 --> 00:33:35,723
- [CROWD CHEERING]
- [UPBEAT MUSIC]
669
00:33:35,724 --> 00:33:40,687
[CROWD CHATTERING]
670
00:33:49,029 --> 00:33:53,992
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
671
00:33:54,910 --> 00:33:58,038
- [MUFFLED MUSIC]
- [FOOTSTEPS PATTERING]
672
00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:03,709
- OTIS: Hoo!
- RAY: What you thinking?
673
00:34:03,710 --> 00:34:07,672
- OTIS: Man, I don't even usually like...
- [RAY LAUGHS]
674
00:34:07,673 --> 00:34:08,881
[OTIS LAUGHS]
675
00:34:08,882 --> 00:34:11,092
RAY: I told you to stick with me, kid.
676
00:34:11,093 --> 00:34:14,095
- Yeah, I got you.
- OTIS: That's August right there, right?
677
00:34:14,096 --> 00:34:16,181
RAY: That's a August theme right there.
678
00:34:18,392 --> 00:34:21,269
- This is really... Bro, look at that right there.
- Ooh!
679
00:34:21,270 --> 00:34:23,939
- [CHUCKLES] Oh, Mr. Banerjee.
- Hey.
680
00:34:26,608 --> 00:34:31,571
- What is this?
- I'm, uh, I'm making a calendar.
681
00:34:31,572 --> 00:34:32,572
Calendar?
682
00:34:33,657 --> 00:34:34,991
Yeah.
683
00:34:34,992 --> 00:34:37,411
Yeah, you ain't got
a problem with that do you?
684
00:34:38,829 --> 00:34:40,705
With you making a competing calendar?
685
00:34:40,706 --> 00:34:44,208
- Nah, not competing, no.
- You said he'd be okay with this.
686
00:34:44,209 --> 00:34:45,877
Okay. [CHUCKLES]
687
00:34:45,878 --> 00:34:47,795
- So let me get this straight...
- You say he'd love it.
688
00:34:47,796 --> 00:34:51,674
I can't be in your calendar and can't...
689
00:34:51,675 --> 00:34:53,968
- [SCOFFS] I can't do my own?
- Mr. Banerjee, I swear to God...
690
00:34:53,969 --> 00:34:55,845
- STEVE: Shut up, Ray.
- If I had known that you didn't want th...
691
00:34:55,846 --> 00:34:58,806
Shut up, Ray. Get out.
692
00:35:01,310 --> 00:35:04,563
[TENSE DRAMATIC MUSIC]
693
00:35:08,650 --> 00:35:12,904
What makes you think
you could do this to me?
694
00:35:12,905 --> 00:35:15,157
I'm, I'm following you.
695
00:35:16,742 --> 00:35:18,827
I'm following you,
what you taught me. I'm...
696
00:35:20,370 --> 00:35:22,496
You know, I... [SIGHS] I've been
meaning to ask you something.
697
00:35:22,497 --> 00:35:25,250
Did you ever consider hiring
another Black dancer?
698
00:35:28,670 --> 00:35:30,463
Of course not.
699
00:35:30,464 --> 00:35:33,799
'Cause one Black dancer, that's, that's,
that's good for business,
700
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:38,096
but two, that might...
might attract the wrong element.
701
00:35:40,974 --> 00:35:43,560
- You can't take this stuff personally, Otis.
- [OTIS SCOFFS]
702
00:35:44,186 --> 00:35:47,606
I know. I know.
It's, it's, it's just business.
703
00:35:54,696 --> 00:35:55,989
[OTIS CLEARS THROAT]
704
00:35:57,241 --> 00:36:02,412
Good, uh, [EXHALES]
good luck to you, Steve.
705
00:36:05,958 --> 00:36:09,836
- STEVE: What do you mean?
- [OTIS SIGHS]
706
00:36:09,837 --> 00:36:11,420
Where are you going?
707
00:36:11,421 --> 00:36:13,840
- You're not fired.
- I know.
708
00:36:19,888 --> 00:36:22,641
[SCOFFS] I quit.
709
00:36:23,809 --> 00:36:26,937
[GENTLE DRAMATIC MUSIC]
710
00:36:31,733 --> 00:36:32,733
- [GLASSES CLINKING]
- [CROWD CHATTERING]
711
00:36:32,734 --> 00:36:33,776
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
712
00:36:33,777 --> 00:36:35,862
[CHUCKLES] Mm. Cheers!
713
00:36:35,863 --> 00:36:39,031
- Mm! I gotta get a winter coat!
- DENISE: Me too!
714
00:36:39,032 --> 00:36:41,909
I can't remember the last time
I was in cold weather.
715
00:36:41,910 --> 00:36:43,911
NICK:
We should go coat shopping together!
716
00:36:43,912 --> 00:36:45,872
DENISE: Matching black leather.
Ugh, so New York.
717
00:36:45,873 --> 00:36:47,748
Look at this place.
718
00:36:47,749 --> 00:36:49,792
- I'm gonna miss it.
- Mm-hmm. [CHUCKLES]
719
00:36:49,793 --> 00:36:53,421
Yeah, hey. Oh that's... Hey, Otis.
720
00:36:53,422 --> 00:36:56,591
- Otis, come here, man.
- DENISE: Otis.
721
00:36:56,592 --> 00:36:58,968
NICK: Hey, hey, did you hear
the good news?
722
00:36:58,969 --> 00:37:00,970
Uh, good news? Nah.
723
00:37:00,971 --> 00:37:03,973
- [NICK LAUGHS]
- We are going to New York.
724
00:37:03,974 --> 00:37:05,892
- Yeah!
- [NICK LAUGHS]
725
00:37:05,893 --> 00:37:08,311
- Who?
- Chippendales.
726
00:37:08,312 --> 00:37:10,771
- Me, Denise. Maybe you, man.
- OTIS: Uh...
727
00:37:10,772 --> 00:37:13,107
You could, uh, you know, split your time
728
00:37:13,108 --> 00:37:15,026
- half-half.
- Uh, New York?
729
00:37:15,027 --> 00:37:16,194
- Yeah.
- Yes, honey.
730
00:37:16,195 --> 00:37:17,612
- No.
- [NICK LAUGHS]
731
00:37:17,613 --> 00:37:20,948
Nah, man, I, uh, I'm done.
732
00:37:20,949 --> 00:37:22,325
Done? As in, as in...
733
00:37:22,326 --> 00:37:24,118
No, no, no. Hold on.
734
00:37:24,119 --> 00:37:26,621
You are, you're saying you're quitting.
735
00:37:26,622 --> 00:37:29,165
- Yeah, yeah, I, uh...
- NICK: Oh, shit.
736
00:37:29,166 --> 00:37:30,875
I... I can't deal with that
dude anymore.
737
00:37:30,876 --> 00:37:33,002
Man, I can't, I can't have
that in my life, you know?
738
00:37:33,003 --> 00:37:35,463
- I hear you, I hear.
- Well, listen, come to New York with us.
739
00:37:35,464 --> 00:37:37,673
You'd be 3,000 miles from him.
740
00:37:37,674 --> 00:37:38,758
- Come on.
- That's it! That's I...
741
00:37:38,759 --> 00:37:39,800
Nah, 3000 miles is not enough.
742
00:37:39,801 --> 00:37:41,928
- Oh.
- I gotta, I gotta just...
743
00:37:41,929 --> 00:37:43,679
I gotta do my own thing, you know?
744
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:45,431
I'll see y'all down the road somewhere.
745
00:37:45,432 --> 00:37:48,518
- NICK: You will, yeah.
- DENISE: Okay. All right.
746
00:37:48,519 --> 00:37:49,644
NICK: Come east, young man.
747
00:37:49,645 --> 00:37:50,645
- [OTIS CHUCKLES]
- DENISE: Yes!
748
00:37:50,646 --> 00:37:54,147
- [NICK LAUGHS]
- [PEOPLE CHATTERING]
749
00:37:54,441 --> 00:37:56,150
DON: Come on, man.
750
00:37:56,151 --> 00:37:59,195
- I mean, [SCOFFS] no.
- DON'S FRIEND: That's just not true.
751
00:37:59,196 --> 00:38:02,031
- People keep getting past us.
- DON: Like, just, just come on, man.
752
00:38:02,032 --> 00:38:04,242
You've been saying that you're at
capacity for the last hour.
753
00:38:04,243 --> 00:38:05,535
I mean, just help me out!
754
00:38:05,536 --> 00:38:06,702
DON'S FRIEND:
And people keep going past us.
755
00:38:06,703 --> 00:38:09,665
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
756
00:38:13,126 --> 00:38:16,003
- Do you have a card?
- A what?
757
00:38:16,004 --> 00:38:17,088
- A card.
- A card, a card? What card?
758
00:38:17,089 --> 00:38:18,589
A membership card.
759
00:38:18,590 --> 00:38:19,883
- Wait a minute, a membership?
- Since when have you had
760
00:38:19,883 --> 00:38:21,843
- membership cards?
- What are you talking about?
761
00:38:21,844 --> 00:38:24,011
- I have no clue what you're...
- Thank you. It's about...
762
00:38:24,012 --> 00:38:25,930
- Excuse me, guys.
- Fellas, right this way.
763
00:38:25,931 --> 00:38:28,015
- DON: Wait. What?
- Excuse me, let them in.
764
00:38:28,016 --> 00:38:30,768
Thank you. Thank you, enjoy.
765
00:38:30,769 --> 00:38:32,186
Wait, hold, hold up.
766
00:38:32,187 --> 00:38:35,106
- How do I get that card?
- We'll pay.
767
00:38:35,107 --> 00:38:37,442
Well, it's a process.
768
00:38:38,318 --> 00:38:42,321
♪ They tell me that you are a tiger ♪
769
00:38:42,322 --> 00:38:46,033
♪ Did I tell you I'm a tamer ♪
770
00:38:46,034 --> 00:38:50,998
♪ Sure I think it's gonna take
a little longer than planned ♪
771
00:38:53,792 --> 00:38:57,753
♪ I've got you backed into a corner ♪
772
00:38:57,754 --> 00:39:01,800
♪ Yeah, my love is getting stronger ♪
773
00:39:03,218 --> 00:39:06,095
- [DOOR KNOCKING]
- Yes.
774
00:39:06,096 --> 00:39:09,266
[DOOR LATCH CLICKING]
775
00:39:19,109 --> 00:39:20,109
I fucked up.
776
00:39:22,237 --> 00:39:24,363
Big time, you know.
777
00:39:24,364 --> 00:39:26,450
I should've known, I-I should've...
778
00:39:27,409 --> 00:39:31,037
I should've seen that
there was treachery afoot.
779
00:39:31,038 --> 00:39:33,039
Of course you're not cool
with no competing calendar.
780
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:36,834
Why would you be?
You gave Otis a chance.
781
00:39:36,835 --> 00:39:41,048
You took him under your wing
and look how he did you.
782
00:39:42,341 --> 00:39:43,926
That ain't right.
783
00:39:44,259 --> 00:39:48,429
I ain't never been the boss
or nothin' before, but I...
784
00:39:48,430 --> 00:39:52,016
I seen enough movies to know
that when you the king,
785
00:39:52,017 --> 00:39:54,560
there's gonna be snakes in the grass.
786
00:39:54,561 --> 00:39:59,232
People wanna take you down
and steal your crown.
787
00:39:59,233 --> 00:40:01,901
But what I want you to know
from the bottom of my heart
788
00:40:01,902 --> 00:40:05,447
is you ain't gotta worry
about that with me.
789
00:40:06,949 --> 00:40:09,992
No matter what shady scheming
bullshit is going down,
790
00:40:09,993 --> 00:40:13,037
there's always one person
who'll have your back.
791
00:40:13,038 --> 00:40:17,000
I, Ray Colon, I kneel before you today
792
00:40:17,501 --> 00:40:20,879
offering my everlasting oath of loyalty.
793
00:40:23,090 --> 00:40:26,218
[UPBEAT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
794
00:40:34,726 --> 00:40:38,897
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
795
00:40:47,114 --> 00:40:52,114
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