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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,241 --> 00:00:09,111 - Fuck, I fancy my flatmate. 2 00:00:09,177 --> 00:00:11,147 - And we're gonna find the Johnny White 3 00:00:11,212 --> 00:00:12,482 and reunite him with Mr. Prior. 4 00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:13,946 - Nice article. 5 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:16,524 Don't think the flatshare is gonna work. 6 00:00:16,584 --> 00:00:18,394 - Leon's practically asked me to move out. 7 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:19,502 - I don't think you understand. 8 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:20,720 This article could ruin 9 00:00:20,788 --> 00:00:22,118 everything Richie has going. 10 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:23,490 - Which is what? 11 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:26,327 - I can't do this anymore. 12 00:00:26,394 --> 00:00:27,504 - I edited your article. 13 00:00:30,798 --> 00:00:33,128 - Justin, how did you know where I live? 14 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:36,572 I never gave you my address. 15 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:46,708 - You were doing it wrong. 16 00:01:48,509 --> 00:01:49,509 - Good morning. 17 00:01:49,577 --> 00:01:51,007 - Morning. 18 00:01:54,548 --> 00:01:55,448 Are we gonna talk about it? 19 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:57,416 - Talk about what? 20 00:01:57,485 --> 00:02:00,085 Your powers of seduction? 21 00:02:01,889 --> 00:02:04,189 - Are you and Ariella-- 22 00:02:04,258 --> 00:02:06,428 Look... 23 00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:10,904 Tiffy, last night was amazing. 24 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:15,274 But, look, I need to have a think. 25 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:17,166 Oh, and, um-- 26 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:19,768 And you need to find yourself a new flatmate. 27 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:25,878 - Nice article. 28 00:02:25,946 --> 00:02:27,846 Don't think the flatshare is going to work. 29 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:01,177 - Wow. What a spread. 30 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:04,520 Come here. Let me look at you. 31 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:06,445 It's been a while. 32 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,560 Mm-mmm. 33 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:09,822 - What? 34 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:11,130 - You've not been looking after yourself, 35 00:03:11,158 --> 00:03:11,988 that's what. 36 00:03:12,059 --> 00:03:14,629 You need to fix your hair. 37 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:17,795 Looks like a grizzly bear ate you whole and stole your face. 38 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:20,025 - And a good morning to you, too, Mum. 39 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:22,640 - Are you feeding yourself properly, hm? 40 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,573 'Cause you can't live on cornflakes. 41 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:26,968 - I broke up with Kay. 42 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,610 - Um... you want to talk about it? 43 00:03:29,677 --> 00:03:31,137 - No. 44 00:03:33,347 --> 00:03:34,247 I thought she was it. 45 00:03:34,315 --> 00:03:35,775 You know? 46 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:37,849 Like, marriage and kids. 47 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:39,128 Did you want marriage and kids with her? 48 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:40,652 - I don't know. I just assumed. 49 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:42,301 - Well, they're both a pain in the butt, let me tell you. 50 00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:43,603 - Actually, the thing that broke it-- 51 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:45,164 - Mm. Someone else, yeah? 52 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,555 - What? No. 53 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:48,197 No one else. 54 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:51,370 She never believed Richie was innocent. 55 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:56,097 She thought I was wasting my time. 56 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:58,269 - Wow. 57 00:03:58,339 --> 00:04:00,769 Sounds like your flatmate thought otherwise. 58 00:04:01,942 --> 00:04:04,282 - You read the article? - Mm. 59 00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:05,615 She's a good little writer, isn't she? 60 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:09,275 Are you serious, Mum? 61 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:10,780 I told her to move out. 62 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:13,245 Okay. 63 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:18,327 Mmm. 64 00:04:30,338 --> 00:04:32,508 - Single room in Watford, no windows. 65 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:33,773 - Ugh. - Charming box room-- 66 00:04:33,841 --> 00:04:36,081 Would suit someone 5'3" or under. 67 00:04:36,143 --> 00:04:37,483 - Fun-loving single girls only. 68 00:04:37,545 --> 00:04:38,775 - Converted crypt in Croydon. 69 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:40,116 - Bills don't include gas or Netflix. 70 00:04:40,147 --> 00:04:41,547 - 17-minute walk from High Barnet. 71 00:04:41,582 --> 00:04:43,452 - Deposit is £1,970. - Must like cats-- 72 00:04:43,517 --> 00:04:45,817 Lots of cats. - Small double in Cockfosters. 73 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:47,156 - Subletting my room while I find myself 74 00:04:47,187 --> 00:04:48,427 in Bali. - My houseshare, no doors. 75 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:49,766 - Looking for a chilled housemate... 76 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,030 - Homey home... - Who's up for cooking, 77 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:52,438 watching movies, and the occasional orgy. 78 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:53,870 - Share my bunk bed for £350 a month. 79 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:54,904 - Looking for a housemate who can also 80 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:56,298 look after my baby. 81 00:05:01,335 --> 00:05:03,095 I'll be gone by the end of the week. 82 00:05:06,474 --> 00:05:09,044 PS, you can keep the coffee machine. 83 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:10,979 Sell it, if you like. 84 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:13,513 - "My fucked-up flatshare." 85 00:05:13,581 --> 00:05:14,751 - Language, Leon. 86 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:16,055 - Ain't my language, it's her headline. 87 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:17,123 She never even asked. 88 00:05:17,184 --> 00:05:18,724 - Well, that's journalists for you. 89 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:19,946 - It isn't her story to tell. 90 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,857 And him, going behind my back-- 91 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:23,792 - Look, Leon, I know you're angry, yeah, 92 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:25,397 but what you got-- Oh, here comes trouble. 93 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:26,356 - Leon. - Hey. 94 00:05:26,427 --> 00:05:27,427 Right on time, bro. 95 00:05:27,461 --> 00:05:28,531 - Cómo estás, amigo? 96 00:05:28,596 --> 00:05:29,756 - What? Ow. 97 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,170 Wha--what's this? You're beating me up now. 98 00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:32,518 - All right, can we-- - Está bien? 99 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:33,766 - Can we sit down now, please? 100 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:35,674 - Good to see you. - Can we get started? 101 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:36,936 - All right, Leon. 102 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:38,114 - All right, Frank. 103 00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:41,313 - This is nice, isn't it? 104 00:05:44,378 --> 00:05:45,778 - Thanks. 105 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,416 Hello. I'm calling about the flat 106 00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:48,921 to let in Dagenham. 107 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:50,942 Hi, I'm calling about the flat to let in Edmonton. 108 00:05:53,521 --> 00:05:54,521 Sorry. 109 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:56,115 Uh, one--one sec. 110 00:05:59,326 --> 00:06:00,326 Hello? 111 00:06:00,394 --> 00:06:02,364 - Hello, darling. 112 00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:04,730 Could you-- - What are you doing here? 113 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,750 - I mean, darling, why didn't you tell us? 114 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:09,799 - Tell you what? 115 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,440 - Well, the flat. 116 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:14,265 I mean, it's just dreadful. 117 00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:15,841 - It's actually a pretty good flat. 118 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:17,879 - I need to sit down. 119 00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:19,455 - You should see some of the other places. 120 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:22,050 - Really, Tiffy, we would have helped you. 121 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:24,275 You didn't have to move in with a criminal. 122 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:26,391 - What are you talking about? Leon isn't a criminal. 123 00:06:26,454 --> 00:06:28,494 I mean, he works in a hospice. He helps people. 124 00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:30,066 It's actually the opposite of a criminal. 125 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:32,130 - Why would you leave Justin for this? 126 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:34,432 - Justin broke up with me. 127 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:37,925 - That article you wrote was very disturbing. 128 00:06:37,998 --> 00:06:40,068 - Could I have a glass of water, please? 129 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:42,703 - You never actually normally read my articles. 130 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:43,900 - I'm feeling a bit crummy. 131 00:06:43,971 --> 00:06:45,641 - Get your mother a glass of water. 132 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:54,614 Right, well-- 133 00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:56,678 Thanks, 134 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:59,090 Dad, Mum, but there's really no need to worry about me 135 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:00,632 because as you can tell, I'm moving out. 136 00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:01,924 - Yes. Justin told us. 137 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:03,389 We're here to take you home. 138 00:07:03,457 --> 00:07:04,727 - You spoke to him? When? 139 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:06,892 - We've made up the futon in the study. 140 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:10,230 - I'm an adult, and I make my own decisions. 141 00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:12,467 And I don't want to go back to Surrey. 142 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:15,203 - Darling, you're homeless. 143 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,238 - No, I'm not. - If you think my daughter 144 00:07:17,304 --> 00:07:19,714 is moving in with another stranger off the Internet-- 145 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:22,183 - I found a place. It's all sorted. 146 00:07:23,477 --> 00:07:25,877 I'm moving in with... 147 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:28,116 Maia and Mo. 148 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:30,121 - Ooh. - Can we come live with you? 149 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:31,823 - Listen. - My place is a bit 150 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:32,995 small, Archie. - La comida en España 151 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:34,620 es mejor que la de Mamá? 152 00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:37,273 I told you, Finn, I don't speak Spanish. 153 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,690 - Then how do you understand anyone? 154 00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:40,756 - Um, I think the boys are getting a bit confused. 155 00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:41,928 - Mm. 156 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:43,105 I'll go load the dishwasher. 157 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:45,504 - All mod cons now, innit? 158 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:48,166 - Because Richie lives in Spain... 159 00:07:48,235 --> 00:07:49,305 - But Richie doesn't live in-- 160 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:50,766 - They thought you were there, too. 161 00:07:54,642 --> 00:07:56,182 Okay. 162 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:00,406 Yeah, Richie lives in Spain. 163 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,080 And sometimes, I go to visit him. 164 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:04,320 - Is he all on his own? 165 00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:06,954 - Yeah, sort of. 166 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:08,200 But he won't be in Spain forever. 167 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:10,891 I'm trying to get him out-- Back. 168 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:12,198 I'm trying to get him back home. 169 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:13,555 - I want to go to Spain. 170 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:15,597 - No, you don't. - Mm-mm, no way. Mm-mm. 171 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:28,176 I--I'm sorry about the Spain thing. 172 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:29,811 But they're kids. 173 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:31,077 - I shouldn't have come. 174 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:32,664 - Well, what am I supposed to tell them? 175 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:34,320 - If you believed Richie, you wouldn't lie about him. 176 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:35,727 - All right, let me stop you right there-- 177 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:36,859 - Or maybe you want to keep things the way they are. 178 00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:38,354 Hm? Nice house, 179 00:08:38,418 --> 00:08:40,448 nice garden, nice dishwasher. 180 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,800 - What's gotten into you? - That's the reason 181 00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:43,092 you wouldn't pay bail last year. 182 00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:44,466 It's not because you couldn't afford it. 183 00:08:44,491 --> 00:08:45,771 It's because you didn't want him coming back 184 00:08:45,793 --> 00:08:47,403 from "Spain" and ruining your nice little life. 185 00:08:47,427 --> 00:08:49,297 - Bail would have bought us a couple of weeks. 186 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,062 And if I'd had to pay the surety, 187 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:52,801 we would have lost the house. 188 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:56,236 I've got to do what's best for everyone, not just Richie. 189 00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:59,473 I know things were different for you and your brother. 190 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,909 Yeah, we struggled. 191 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:01,884 Your dad wasn't well-- 192 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:04,182 Ooh. 193 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:05,154 I don't want to talk about that. 194 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:06,882 - Yeah, well, maybe we should. 195 00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:08,247 - It's too late, Mum. 196 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:09,645 - Where you gonna go? 197 00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:11,647 - There's no space for me here. 198 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:19,459 - It's like musical houses with your generation, isn't it? 199 00:09:19,526 --> 00:09:21,226 - If only I could buy somewhere. 200 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:23,604 - When we lived in Earl's Court in the '70s-- 201 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:25,234 - Oh, my God. 202 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:26,438 Okay, well, thanks for the lift. 203 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:27,746 - We could do another run, Tiffy. 204 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:29,641 Couldn't we, darling? - Honestly, I'm fine. 205 00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:30,573 I have a man with a van. 206 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:31,968 - A what? 207 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:33,939 - I've got it from here. Okay? 208 00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:41,146 You can get back in the car now. 209 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:04,876 - Actually, now's not the best time-- 210 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,668 - Ugh. They're so manipulative. 211 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:09,911 - Can we do this later? 212 00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:12,647 - Barging into my life-- I can't stand it. 213 00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:15,283 Ugh. Honestly, if you ever see me turning into my mother-- 214 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:16,978 - Do you want some tea or something? 215 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:18,060 Darling, you're homeless. 216 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,445 - I think we've got rooibos-- 217 00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:20,999 - I mean-- - And I never ask for any money. 218 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:22,131 And they'd never give me any money. 219 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,085 Fucking Earl's Court in the '70s. 220 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:24,616 Fucking fuck off. 221 00:10:24,692 --> 00:10:26,402 I had to tell them I was moving in with you guys 222 00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:27,626 just to get them to leave. 223 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:34,744 What's up with you two? 224 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,706 - Actually-- - Nothing. 225 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:44,506 - Are those new pans? 226 00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,565 - Yo, boy. - Hey, bro. 227 00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:10,736 - Looking sharp. 228 00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:17,276 - Yo! 229 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,684 Is that Leon, yeah? 230 00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:20,076 Man-like Leon! 231 00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:21,247 Come on, bro. 232 00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:22,314 - Hey, bro. - Good, bro. 233 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:23,579 - Good to see you, man. 234 00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:25,290 - You're my 11 o'clock appointment, right? 235 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:27,496 Yeah? You ready, yeah? - Oh, yeah. 236 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:28,560 - Yeah? - Yeah, sure. 237 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:29,821 - Cool. Calm. - Come on, man. 238 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,000 - Nah, man, it'll just be five minutes, man. 239 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,734 It's calm, it's chill. It's calm. 240 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,073 Yo, it's been a long time, brother. 241 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:36,134 - Ugh. I know, right? 242 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,056 - What's going on here, bro? 243 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:38,430 What's this? 244 00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:39,508 You been cheating on me with another barber? 245 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,272 Is that it? 246 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,184 - Nah, I can't lie, I just been cutting it myself. 247 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,413 - Bruh. What, times that bad, yeah? 248 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:52,112 - Yo, listen, I heard about Richie and all that. 249 00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:54,349 That's tough times, for real, man. 250 00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:56,918 - Thanks, bro. 251 00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:59,254 - A'ight. Let's fix you up. 252 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,221 - So obviously, you guys are fucking. 253 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:05,560 So why don't you just say it. 254 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,065 - We were gonna tell you-- - No, it-- 255 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:08,034 It's actually not your business. 256 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:09,255 - It actually is my business 257 00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:10,809 because you're supposed to be my friends. 258 00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:11,901 I introduced you. 259 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,295 I set you up as flatmates. 260 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:14,606 And you know, it turns out I could have been 261 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:15,784 renting a bedroom off you guys 262 00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:17,143 'cause you clearly don't need two. 263 00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:19,444 - I mean, you--you can. - No, no, no. 264 00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:22,606 How dare you barge in here and try to tell us how to live 265 00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:24,975 and where to sleep and who we're allowed to fuck. 266 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:26,245 - No. I didn't barge. 267 00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:28,153 - It's always about you. 268 00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:29,585 You treat us like supporting characters 269 00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:31,346 in the shit indie film of your life. 270 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,748 - Is that what you really think? 271 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:34,630 - You're always calling and texting for advice. 272 00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:37,694 But the minute I need something, it's silence. 273 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:38,927 - Are you serious? 274 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,662 You literally never reply to my messages. 275 00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:42,257 - All you do is talk about Justin. 276 00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:43,359 - I sent you my article. 277 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,770 You haven't even read it. 278 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:54,369 - Do you know what it's like 279 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,511 to watch your best friend repeatedly harm themselves? 280 00:12:57,577 --> 00:13:00,307 We've been here before. 281 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:01,660 You'll be back with him by next week, 282 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,621 and then we'll start the whole cycle again. 283 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:08,890 - Mm-mm. No. 284 00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:12,157 - And you're going. 285 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,325 - Tiff, why don't we-- 286 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:14,733 - No, no, no, no. 287 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,579 - Why are we a secret? 288 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,709 - I don't have room for a relationship. 289 00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:37,051 - I'm not asking for a relationship. 290 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,517 I'm asking to be acknowledged. 291 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,446 I love what we have. 292 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,715 That's it. 293 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:46,928 - Things are getting hot, yeah? 294 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,234 - Yeah. - And she ask me 295 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:49,555 to go down south. 296 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,429 - How you mean? Like Croydon? 297 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:52,598 - Nah, he means Brixton. 298 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:57,102 - Dirty south. - Whoa. 299 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,210 - You got to trust your woman, man. 300 00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,338 No, man. Nasty. 301 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,037 - Look, maybe some of these old dogs 302 00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:03,219 need to learn some new tricks. 303 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:04,343 - Ooh. - Ooh. Go on, bro. 304 00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:05,951 - Nah. - No, no, no. 305 00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:07,183 You know he's allowed, yeah? 306 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:08,547 Yeah, listen to this man. 307 00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:10,455 He's been with his girl for time, you understand? 308 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:13,823 - Uh, actually, we broke up. 309 00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:14,957 - Oh. 310 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,986 My bad, bro. You should've said. 311 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,129 - It is what it is. 312 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,033 So um... 313 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:24,896 any plans this weekend? 314 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:27,765 - It's Friday night with the boys, innit? 315 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,444 - Yeah? 316 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,072 - Yeah. - I'll come with. 317 00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:32,508 - You're for real? - For real. 318 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:33,742 It's time to live a little. 319 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:34,666 - Jeez! 320 00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:36,311 That you, yeah, Leon, yeah? 321 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,606 But trust me, with this trim, 322 00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,248 the single ladies of South London 323 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,423 won't know what's hitting 'em. 324 00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:42,888 I'm telling you, bruv. 325 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,594 - Hello. You've reached Justin. 326 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,000 Please leave a message. 327 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,929 - Hey. 328 00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,098 Can we talk? 329 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:02,366 Um, last night-- 330 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:03,805 Look, it's all-- It's all totally cool. 331 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:07,766 I just think that maybe we should, you know, 332 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,180 talk about it. 333 00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:14,107 Oh, and did you tell my parents I'm homeless? 334 00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:15,981 Anyway, can you just-- 335 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,679 Just call me back. 336 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:18,750 Please. 337 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:53,523 - Hey, Tiffy. Doing a voice note 'cause-- 338 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:54,716 Uh, yeah. 339 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:58,557 Uh, yes, I called your parents 340 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,385 because I'm-- Well, I'm worried about you. 341 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,031 Maybe you should think about moving 342 00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:05,626 back in there for a bit. 343 00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,328 Look, I--I'll call you in the week. 344 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,100 Uh, a big presentation tomorrow-- 345 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,469 We're designing a new rainbow flag for Pride. 346 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:12,638 It's pretty cool. 347 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,535 I mean, how empowering is that? 348 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,552 - Hello. You've reached Justin. 349 00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,384 Please leave a message. 350 00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:38,764 - Leon? 351 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,504 Did you spend the night here? 352 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:44,800 - No? - You know that's 353 00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:46,341 against the rules. - Yeah, 354 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:47,766 which is why I didn't. 355 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,180 - You could get suspended-- 356 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:51,482 Struck off, even. 357 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,414 You might never work in palliative care again. 358 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,550 - Thanks, Al. 359 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:56,945 - Are you homeless? 360 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,386 - No, it's just, 361 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:03,121 Tiffany has the flat weekends, and... 362 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,060 Kay and I broke up. 363 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,155 - Oh. 364 00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:07,726 Sorry. 365 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,904 Next time, crash at my place. 366 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:12,372 I have a camp bed and a sleeping bag. 367 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:13,872 And my room doesn't have any windows, 368 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,570 so it's perfect for night shifts. 369 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:19,568 I mean it. 370 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,835 - I appreciate it. 371 00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:27,580 - I'm sorry, Tiffany, but you're fired. 372 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,620 I'm joking. 373 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,195 Thanks to your fucked-up flatshare getting a shitload 374 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,721 of clicks, you and Bother have been nominated 375 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:40,289 for Breakthrough Digital Talent of the Year. 376 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,300 Rach, check this out. Look. 377 00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:44,432 - Oh, my God. - Huh? 378 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:47,697 - Yeah, congratulations. 379 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,167 - Well, come on, group hug. 380 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:50,766 Actually, no. 381 00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,637 Um, inappropriate. Step back, please. 382 00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,265 Step back. 383 00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:58,009 - Tiffany, come on. 384 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,377 This is great news for you and Bother. 385 00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:01,977 - Right, yeah. I mean, 386 00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,418 I've been kicked out my flatshare, 387 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:06,723 but at least I've been nominated for a Nommy Award. 388 00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:07,846 - Oh, my God, congrats. 389 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:14,191 - Is this about cultural appropriation? 390 00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:34,682 - I'll be gone by the end of the week. 391 00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:35,977 - Notice accepted. 392 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:38,318 Please find bill breakdown below. 393 00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:42,955 You owe me £168.46 for gas, electricity, and council tax. 394 00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:44,822 - PS, you can keep the coffee machine. 395 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,491 Sell it, if you like. 396 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:49,159 - PS, I don't drink coffee. 397 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:56,040 Yeah--3:00 p.m.? 398 00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:58,072 Great, yes. 399 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,807 And it's Colindale? 400 00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:03,541 Between Colindale and Edgware? 401 00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:21,893 - Hey, you. 402 00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:22,961 - Hey. 403 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:27,366 Thanks. 404 00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:30,766 - Nice haircut. 405 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,065 - Uh, I needed it. 406 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,612 That for me? 407 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:42,821 - Yeah. 408 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,745 - Anyway, I just finished work, so-- 409 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:48,920 - Oh, no. Yeah, of course. 410 00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:50,088 - Gonna... - Yeah. 411 00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,986 - Get some sleep. 412 00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:54,600 - Look, about the other night-- 413 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,697 - Let's not go back over it. 414 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,102 I'm gonna miss you. 415 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:03,902 - Yeah. 416 00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:06,372 - A lot. 417 00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,209 - Gonna miss you, too. 418 00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:13,748 I really thought we were it. 419 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:17,283 - You know, maybe, uh... once we've had some time-- 420 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,720 - Oh, please don't say "let's be friends." 421 00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:27,259 Bye, Leon. 422 00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:43,744 - Here we are. 423 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,823 As you can see, fully furnished. 424 00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:56,788 - Mm. - Comes with 425 00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:57,956 all the appliances. 426 00:20:58,024 --> 00:21:00,134 It's a good price for the area. 427 00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:01,092 - Mm-hmm. Yeah. 428 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,060 Yeah, I really like the price. 429 00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:06,469 - Yeah. And only 18 stops to Central London. 430 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,938 - Is that a shower in the kitchen? 431 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:20,450 - It's compact. - Mm-hmm. 432 00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:23,483 - Uh, you know, there is quite a lot of interest in this one. 433 00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:25,080 - Right, yeah. - Mm-hmm. 434 00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:26,591 - Yeah, I'm gonna think about it. 435 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:27,793 - Yeah. 436 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,536 - An inmate from Her Majesty's Prison Handsworth 437 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:48,066 is trying to contact you. 438 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,140 Press 1. 439 00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:53,984 - Richie, thank God. I'm so sorry. 440 00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:55,776 Look, I--I know how it looks. 441 00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:57,978 But I--I did not write that headline, okay? 442 00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:00,720 - Tiffany-- - I wanted to draw attention 443 00:22:00,787 --> 00:22:02,327 to the injustice. I wanted to give you-- 444 00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:04,185 - It's cool. - Some-- 445 00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:05,056 What? 446 00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:06,494 - I got your emails. 447 00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:08,599 I know what happened. 448 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:09,811 It's kind of funny, to be honest. 449 00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:12,300 - So you're not pissed off? 450 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:13,845 - Look, all due respect, it's not like 451 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:16,470 you writing an article's gonna get me out of prison, so-- 452 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,806 Leon came out of it quite well, though. 453 00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:19,981 He should be thanking you for making him sound 454 00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:21,736 like some kind of Adonis. 455 00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:24,178 - He's actually asked me to move out. 456 00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:25,683 - You serious? - Mm. 457 00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:26,905 Yeah, by the end of the week. 458 00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:28,246 - No, no, wait. Hold on. 459 00:22:28,314 --> 00:22:29,924 That's--that's bullshit. 460 00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:31,982 - I mean, you know, I get it. - No. 461 00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,331 He's doing that stupid Leon thing 462 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,662 where he starts hiding from everyone. 463 00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:36,832 Look, when you see him, yeah, you-- 464 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,656 - Uh, I'm not gonna see him. 465 00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:40,155 - Well, you need to see him 466 00:22:40,226 --> 00:22:41,926 'cause he hasn't booked a visit, 467 00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:44,434 and he won't answer the phone to me. 468 00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:45,797 I even tried his mobile. 469 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,825 - I can write him a Post-it. 470 00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:50,270 - Yous two and these stupid Post-its. 471 00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:53,044 - What's the message? 472 00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:54,865 - The message is he needs to step up. 473 00:22:54,941 --> 00:22:57,111 Yeah, be a man, stop wallowing. 474 00:22:57,176 --> 00:22:59,806 - I mean, I think defining masculinity in that way is, 475 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,949 you know, problematic. - And the Post-its 476 00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:03,224 are not gonna cut it. 477 00:23:03,282 --> 00:23:06,392 - Well, then, what do you want me to do? 478 00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:09,958 - Come in. 479 00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:11,322 - Hey, Holly. 480 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,390 Want to play Scrabble? 481 00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:13,929 - Too busy for Scrabble. 482 00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:16,503 I've been working on my list of potential Johnny Whites. 483 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:18,063 - Right. - I showed Mr. Prior 484 00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:20,330 the short list, and now he's freaking out 485 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:21,809 and saying he doesn't want to find him. 486 00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:23,404 - Well, then, maybe you should leave it. 487 00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:25,340 Maybe he's unsure about-- 488 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:33,878 Did Mr. Prior give you this letter? 489 00:23:35,482 --> 00:23:39,192 Holly, it's not okay to take people's personal belongings. 490 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:40,821 - But they're meant to be together. 491 00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:42,217 - Don't be so naive. 492 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,456 You need to give this back-- 493 00:23:46,526 --> 00:23:47,826 Immediately. 494 00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:08,406 - Hi. Um, my name is Tiffany. 495 00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:11,681 I'm here to see my, uh-- To see someone. 496 00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:13,191 - Surname? - It's Leon Campbell? 497 00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:15,092 I'm his flatmate. - Sorry, 498 00:24:15,154 --> 00:24:16,904 but unless you're here to see a patient, then-- 499 00:24:16,923 --> 00:24:19,433 - It's okay, Janice. 500 00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:20,562 She's here to see me. 501 00:24:21,894 --> 00:24:23,304 Tiffany and I are good friends. 502 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,696 - Mm. All right, young lady. 503 00:24:26,766 --> 00:24:29,096 But don't stay up too late. 504 00:24:31,604 --> 00:24:33,744 - How did you-- - Leon talks about you 505 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:34,736 all the time. 506 00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:37,105 - I'm Holly. 507 00:24:38,344 --> 00:24:40,154 - Tiffany. 508 00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:41,792 - Come with me. I'll show you where to find Leon. 509 00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:43,324 Can you-- 510 00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:48,661 Between you and me, he's being a bit of a dick tonight. 511 00:24:57,463 --> 00:24:59,073 - Is that booze? 512 00:24:59,131 --> 00:25:00,611 - The police bring confiscated alcohol 513 00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:03,637 to help the grown-ups get their appetites up. 514 00:25:03,703 --> 00:25:05,343 That's Mr. Prior. 515 00:25:05,404 --> 00:25:08,644 I'm looking for his long-lost love, Johnny White. 516 00:25:09,576 --> 00:25:12,276 Did you know, 50 years ago, you weren't allowed to be gay? 517 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,054 - Yeah. 518 00:25:16,148 --> 00:25:17,158 How are you gonna find him? 519 00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:19,023 - Well, in his last letter, 520 00:25:19,085 --> 00:25:20,355 Johnny said he was moving to Brighton. 521 00:25:20,386 --> 00:25:21,616 - Mm-hmm. - But I've searched 522 00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:23,018 "Johnny White Brighton," 523 00:25:23,089 --> 00:25:25,019 and I keep hitting dead ends. 524 00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:26,371 - Have you tried the electoral roll? 525 00:25:26,392 --> 00:25:29,502 - What's that? - Eh, it's a very long list. 526 00:25:29,562 --> 00:25:30,502 I tell you what. 527 00:25:30,563 --> 00:25:33,203 I'll let you use my login details 528 00:25:33,265 --> 00:25:34,625 if you find Leon for me. 529 00:25:35,968 --> 00:25:37,338 - Deal. 530 00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:41,544 Leon never said you were pretty and clever. 531 00:25:41,608 --> 00:25:43,508 - Did he say I was one of those? 532 00:25:43,576 --> 00:25:44,776 - No, sorry. 533 00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:47,284 He didn't say you were either. 534 00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:53,094 Okay. 535 00:25:53,152 --> 00:25:55,592 Stanley, yes. 536 00:25:55,655 --> 00:25:56,855 Time for a few checks. 537 00:25:56,923 --> 00:25:59,233 - But I've already had my checks tonight. 538 00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:00,341 - If you could just roll onto your side-- 539 00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:02,159 - He should be this way. 540 00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:04,698 Everyone said Leon could never tolerate a flatmate. 541 00:26:04,764 --> 00:26:08,304 But he's much happier and smilier since you moved in. 542 00:26:09,535 --> 00:26:10,535 - Hm. 543 00:26:23,883 --> 00:26:26,453 Holly, are you sure you know where you're going? 544 00:26:26,518 --> 00:26:27,548 Leon? 545 00:26:30,790 --> 00:26:32,090 Leon! 546 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:40,026 I think I should probably go. But thanks for helping me. 547 00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:41,629 - Can I still get your login details? 548 00:26:41,701 --> 00:26:43,301 - Of course. 549 00:26:50,576 --> 00:26:52,336 - There you are. 550 00:26:52,411 --> 00:26:55,081 - Aren't you tired, all this gallivanting around? 551 00:26:55,147 --> 00:26:56,717 - I just came here to give you this. 552 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:03,221 - Dear Leon, Richie says, stop hiding from everyone. 553 00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:05,729 PS, I really am sorry. 554 00:27:06,993 --> 00:27:08,703 - Kiss, kiss, kiss. 555 00:27:47,767 --> 00:27:49,337 - Fresh trim, yeah? 556 00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:52,000 - What were you thinking? 557 00:27:52,071 --> 00:27:53,771 - Yeah, I'm not doing too bad, as it goes. 558 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,350 I mean, the food could do with a bit of pepper sauce-- 559 00:27:55,374 --> 00:27:56,784 - My flatmate and my big brother. 560 00:27:56,843 --> 00:27:58,043 - She wanted to tell you. 561 00:27:58,110 --> 00:27:59,350 - The whole world finds out before I do. 562 00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:00,708 - It's a little magazine. 563 00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:02,080 It's hardly the whole world, bro. 564 00:28:02,148 --> 00:28:03,718 - "How sharing a bed with the brother 565 00:28:03,783 --> 00:28:07,253 of a convicted criminal made me question my own life choices." 566 00:28:07,319 --> 00:28:09,119 - She didn't write the headline. 567 00:28:10,556 --> 00:28:12,426 - She sent me her version before it even came out. 568 00:28:12,458 --> 00:28:14,128 It was good, you know? 569 00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:16,903 She does this thing where she set it up like I was a celeb-- 570 00:28:16,963 --> 00:28:18,403 - You really believe that? 571 00:28:18,464 --> 00:28:20,534 - She told me the moment it dropped. 572 00:28:20,599 --> 00:28:22,299 Her boss got some other writer to edit it. 573 00:28:22,368 --> 00:28:23,498 - That's convenient. 574 00:28:23,569 --> 00:28:25,839 - Why would she lie about that, hm? 575 00:28:27,306 --> 00:28:30,106 Why do you think everyone's out to get you? 576 00:28:30,176 --> 00:28:32,476 - She came to the hospice last night. 577 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:33,614 - Good. 578 00:28:33,679 --> 00:28:34,679 - Good? 579 00:28:34,747 --> 00:28:35,747 That's my place of work. 580 00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:42,520 It was highly inappropriate. 581 00:28:43,856 --> 00:28:45,756 You like her, innit? 582 00:28:46,826 --> 00:28:48,326 Ah. 583 00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:50,334 - You play too much, you know. 584 00:28:50,396 --> 00:28:51,726 Actually, I can't stay long. 585 00:28:51,798 --> 00:28:53,428 Going out with Asher and the boys. 586 00:28:53,499 --> 00:28:54,769 - Ah. 587 00:28:54,834 --> 00:28:56,514 So that's why you got the fresh trim, yeah? 588 00:28:58,370 --> 00:29:00,570 You're a proper dickhead, you know that? 589 00:29:04,777 --> 00:29:06,177 Richie... 590 00:29:08,414 --> 00:29:11,254 I've got to be honest. 591 00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:13,087 And this isn't me giving up. 592 00:29:13,152 --> 00:29:14,292 I would never do that. 593 00:29:16,622 --> 00:29:19,492 But I don't think I can get you out, bro. 594 00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:29,366 - Hey, look at me. 595 00:29:32,238 --> 00:29:34,408 Look at me, melonhead. 596 00:29:37,977 --> 00:29:40,507 I know. 597 00:29:40,579 --> 00:29:42,749 I've known for a while, but-- 598 00:29:46,819 --> 00:29:49,089 Listen. 599 00:29:49,155 --> 00:29:51,385 I'm a big boy. 600 00:29:51,457 --> 00:29:53,887 Yeah? I'll be okay. 601 00:30:26,625 --> 00:30:27,625 Hm. 602 00:30:34,566 --> 00:30:35,936 - Hey, Justin. - Tiffy. 603 00:30:35,968 --> 00:30:37,108 - Yeah, look. - I sent you a message. 604 00:30:37,136 --> 00:30:38,466 - I got your voice note. Um... 605 00:30:38,537 --> 00:30:39,637 - Great. Did you-- 606 00:30:39,705 --> 00:30:41,905 - I really need to talk to you. 607 00:30:41,974 --> 00:30:43,544 - Yeah, absolutely. Of course. 608 00:30:43,609 --> 00:30:45,509 You're right. I want us to talk. 609 00:30:45,577 --> 00:30:46,707 How about dinner tonight? 610 00:30:46,778 --> 00:30:48,278 - Tonight? 611 00:30:55,254 --> 00:30:56,194 - Yo! Leon! 612 00:30:56,255 --> 00:30:57,585 Ah. 613 00:30:57,656 --> 00:30:58,816 - Hey. 614 00:30:58,891 --> 00:31:00,461 Good to see you, man. 615 00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:01,886 - Yes, brother. - What's up? 616 00:31:01,961 --> 00:31:04,961 - Looking fresh, like a Black Justin Bieber. 617 00:31:05,031 --> 00:31:06,541 - Where'd you get that T-shirt from, Baby Gap? 618 00:31:06,565 --> 00:31:08,525 Shut up. 619 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,470 - Ah, good to see you, man. - You, too, man. 620 00:31:13,139 --> 00:31:14,069 What is the name? 621 00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:15,640 - Um, Justin? 622 00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:18,238 - Follow me. - Okay. 623 00:31:23,149 --> 00:31:24,819 - He's waiting for you in here. 624 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:26,493 - Thank you. 625 00:31:34,126 --> 00:31:35,286 - Do you like it? 626 00:31:35,361 --> 00:31:36,801 - Uh, yes. 627 00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:41,130 I didn't realize you'd hired a private dining room. 628 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:42,370 Oh. 629 00:31:43,535 --> 00:31:45,835 - Remember Sardinia? 630 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,384 - It's, like, the only holiday I've been on 631 00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:49,236 in the last five years. 632 00:31:49,308 --> 00:31:52,408 - Uh, Vermentino from that little vineyard we went to. 633 00:31:52,478 --> 00:31:54,508 - Ah, yes, the wine tasting. 634 00:31:54,580 --> 00:31:56,280 - The wine tasting. 635 00:31:57,183 --> 00:31:59,393 - I didn't realize you were meant to spit it out. 636 00:31:59,451 --> 00:32:02,821 - And I had to carry you back to the car. 637 00:32:06,158 --> 00:32:07,458 - Cheers. 638 00:32:12,898 --> 00:32:14,768 - Mm. 639 00:32:14,833 --> 00:32:17,273 - The nose is really mirrored in the palette, 640 00:32:17,336 --> 00:32:18,866 wouldn't you say? 641 00:32:21,307 --> 00:32:22,467 - Yep. 642 00:32:23,309 --> 00:32:24,839 - Oh. 643 00:32:24,910 --> 00:32:27,350 God, I love how unpretentious you are. 644 00:32:32,884 --> 00:32:35,554 Why were you ignoring my calls? 645 00:32:36,588 --> 00:32:37,758 - You ordered it. 646 00:32:39,491 --> 00:32:41,861 - Three, two, one. 647 00:32:45,331 --> 00:32:46,801 - Whoo. 648 00:32:53,639 --> 00:32:55,139 - What are you doing? 649 00:32:55,207 --> 00:32:56,307 - What? 650 00:32:56,375 --> 00:32:57,675 - Go talk to her, man. 651 00:32:59,411 --> 00:33:00,411 - What do I say? 652 00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:02,179 Oh, shit. 653 00:33:02,248 --> 00:33:03,448 - You're laughing. 654 00:33:03,515 --> 00:33:04,685 - I'd forgot how bad you are at this. 655 00:33:04,716 --> 00:33:06,026 - Nah, it's just been a while since-- 656 00:33:06,052 --> 00:33:07,122 - Oh, a while? 657 00:33:07,186 --> 00:33:09,286 When have you ever asked a girl out? 658 00:33:09,355 --> 00:33:11,115 - There was-- No, there was that-- 659 00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:12,220 - There be no time. 660 00:33:12,291 --> 00:33:14,931 Yeah, the time is now. 661 00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:16,363 - Whoa, hold up. Hold up. 662 00:33:18,164 --> 00:33:19,434 You're gonna wingman me, yeah? 663 00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:20,968 - We got this, bro. 664 00:33:24,436 --> 00:33:25,436 - Our house-made bread. 665 00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:26,774 - Thank you. 666 00:33:28,807 --> 00:33:30,277 - Mm. 667 00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:32,582 That's lovely. 668 00:33:36,448 --> 00:33:38,048 - Have you been avoiding me? 669 00:33:39,185 --> 00:33:41,415 - I said I needed to think. 670 00:33:41,487 --> 00:33:43,117 - I know. 671 00:33:43,189 --> 00:33:44,459 And I know I said it was cool, 672 00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:46,663 but maybe it's not cool. 673 00:33:46,725 --> 00:33:49,225 Like, maybe I'm not the cool girl after all. 674 00:33:49,295 --> 00:33:51,455 You know, maybe I-- - I ended it with Ariella. 675 00:33:54,966 --> 00:33:57,066 I made a mistake. 676 00:33:57,136 --> 00:33:58,296 I can see that now. 677 00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:00,140 I realize it. 678 00:34:00,206 --> 00:34:01,236 - Yeah. - And all of this 679 00:34:01,307 --> 00:34:03,707 is to say that I am sorry 680 00:34:03,775 --> 00:34:05,435 and to ask for you to take me back. 681 00:34:17,189 --> 00:34:19,059 - What's your name? 682 00:34:19,125 --> 00:34:20,125 - Leon. 683 00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:23,130 - Is this okay, Leon? 684 00:34:26,165 --> 00:34:27,165 - Yeah. 685 00:34:36,842 --> 00:34:38,612 - So? 686 00:34:38,677 --> 00:34:41,007 Can I call you my girlfriend again? 687 00:34:49,855 --> 00:34:50,915 - No. 688 00:34:53,792 --> 00:34:55,832 I mean, uh, I don't-- I don't know. 689 00:34:55,894 --> 00:34:57,114 Oh, you don't know. 690 00:34:57,129 --> 00:34:58,709 I'm getting very mixed signals here, Tiffy. 691 00:34:58,730 --> 00:35:00,570 - Look, this is all gorgeous, 692 00:35:00,632 --> 00:35:02,572 um, and so are you, 693 00:35:02,634 --> 00:35:04,804 but I think-- 694 00:35:04,870 --> 00:35:09,880 I think I need... time. 695 00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:11,281 - Time? 696 00:35:11,343 --> 00:35:12,343 - Yes. 697 00:35:12,411 --> 00:35:14,311 - Okay, how much... 698 00:35:14,380 --> 00:35:16,150 Time? 699 00:35:16,215 --> 00:35:17,745 - A few weeks? 700 00:35:17,816 --> 00:35:20,616 Just a couple of weeks just to-- 701 00:35:20,686 --> 00:35:22,216 You know, just to sort my life out. 702 00:35:22,288 --> 00:35:25,458 - Yes, but Tiffy, I can help you sort it. 703 00:35:25,524 --> 00:35:28,564 Come on, you can move back in. 704 00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:29,757 We can do couples therapy. 705 00:35:29,828 --> 00:35:31,758 Do you still want to do couples therapy? 706 00:35:31,830 --> 00:35:34,130 - Spaghetti with bottarga. 707 00:35:46,011 --> 00:35:48,051 - Do you want to get out of here? 708 00:35:48,113 --> 00:35:48,913 - Yeah. 709 00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:51,180 - Shall we get an Uber? 710 00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:52,750 - Uh, we can get a bus. 711 00:35:52,818 --> 00:35:54,618 - Ugh, you're one of those. 712 00:35:56,288 --> 00:35:57,588 - Yes, bro! 713 00:35:59,891 --> 00:36:01,341 - So all of this, it means nothing to you? 714 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:02,490 - I-I'm--I'm sorry. 715 00:36:02,561 --> 00:36:05,001 - You, me, the Vermentino. 716 00:36:05,063 --> 00:36:06,143 - I mean, a nice white wine's 717 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:07,604 not gonna change my mind, Justin. 718 00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:09,666 - You can be a real bitch sometimes, you know that? 719 00:36:12,938 --> 00:36:14,038 I--I-- 720 00:36:14,105 --> 00:36:15,735 I'm sorry. 721 00:36:18,477 --> 00:36:20,377 I'm--I'm just hurting. 722 00:36:20,446 --> 00:36:22,006 I'm sorry. 723 00:36:25,684 --> 00:36:27,324 - I should go. 724 00:36:52,578 --> 00:36:56,208 Can I contribute? 725 00:37:00,419 --> 00:37:01,849 Okay. 726 00:37:26,412 --> 00:37:30,122 - Hey, uh, so you want a drink? 727 00:37:30,181 --> 00:37:32,051 I have, um... 728 00:37:33,585 --> 00:37:34,645 Californian rosé? 729 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,420 - Thanks. 730 00:37:36,488 --> 00:37:37,658 Are you moving out? 731 00:37:37,723 --> 00:37:39,733 - Uh, no. 732 00:37:41,427 --> 00:37:42,427 Actually, she was my-- 733 00:37:42,461 --> 00:37:45,231 - Ohh. Right. 734 00:37:45,297 --> 00:37:47,267 - I thought her stuff would've been gone by now. 735 00:38:04,015 --> 00:38:07,045 - Are you gonna show me the bedroom, then? 736 00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:35,745 - Uh, sorry. 737 00:38:37,416 --> 00:38:38,846 - Are you not feeling this? 738 00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:39,917 - I just, um-- 739 00:38:39,985 --> 00:38:42,515 - Made me get a night bus. 740 00:38:42,588 --> 00:38:44,358 - I didn't make you. 741 00:38:44,423 --> 00:38:46,093 - Uh, just to be clear, 742 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:48,487 I want sex and nothing else. 743 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,830 - Wait. 744 00:38:50,896 --> 00:38:52,996 I don't want to have sex with you. 745 00:38:55,967 --> 00:38:59,437 - Literally no one has ever said that to me before. 746 00:38:59,505 --> 00:39:00,575 - Obviously, it's not you-- 747 00:39:00,606 --> 00:39:02,006 - Fuck off. 748 00:39:06,144 --> 00:39:07,954 You're clearly not over your ex. 749 00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:09,623 - Shall I get you an Uber? 750 00:40:19,985 --> 00:40:21,515 - What are you doing here? 751 00:40:21,587 --> 00:40:23,557 - What are you doing here? - It's Friday. 752 00:40:23,622 --> 00:40:25,232 - You gave you your notice. You said you were moving out. 753 00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:26,396 - I said I'd be out by the end of the week. 754 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:27,644 - Friday is the end of the week. 755 00:40:27,659 --> 00:40:29,529 - No, it's the end of the working week, 756 00:40:29,595 --> 00:40:31,025 not the Roman week. 757 00:40:31,096 --> 00:40:32,796 - Well, I'm not Roman. 758 00:40:33,699 --> 00:40:36,069 - Anyway, I thought you stayed at Kay's at the weekends. 759 00:40:37,903 --> 00:40:39,613 Oh, right. 760 00:40:39,671 --> 00:40:41,171 Are you--are you two-- 761 00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:42,309 - Yeah. 762 00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:46,646 - I'm sorry. 763 00:40:46,712 --> 00:40:47,712 - I'll go. 764 00:40:47,746 --> 00:40:49,006 - Wait, no. I'll go. 765 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,050 - And what if you end up dead? 766 00:40:51,116 --> 00:40:52,646 - What if you end up dead? 767 00:40:55,621 --> 00:40:59,321 All right. I guess we move this shit off the sofa. 768 00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:02,392 Or-- 769 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:04,400 Um, I mean, 770 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:07,202 this might be the worst idea in the world... 771 00:41:07,265 --> 00:41:08,525 but, um-- 772 00:41:22,814 --> 00:41:24,184 - Everything okay? 773 00:41:24,249 --> 00:41:25,249 - Yeah. 774 00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:28,048 No. Sorry, it's just-- 775 00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:29,349 It's your foot. 776 00:41:29,420 --> 00:41:30,860 - Oh. 777 00:41:30,922 --> 00:41:32,062 Sorry. 778 00:41:35,627 --> 00:41:38,327 - Maybe we could just sleep on our own sides. 779 00:41:41,567 --> 00:41:43,227 - Yeah. 780 00:41:43,301 --> 00:41:44,401 Okay. 781 00:41:58,617 --> 00:41:59,547 - That okay? 782 00:41:59,618 --> 00:42:00,618 - Yeah. 783 00:42:07,959 --> 00:42:09,229 Good night. 784 00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:12,102 - Good night. 785 00:42:18,069 --> 00:42:19,499 - Listen-- - Look-- 786 00:42:21,272 --> 00:42:22,812 I'm not very good at apologizing, 787 00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:25,584 and to be honest, I'm sick of it... 788 00:42:25,644 --> 00:42:27,414 but I'm sorry. 789 00:42:29,147 --> 00:42:32,217 I should have told you about the article. 790 00:42:32,283 --> 00:42:33,953 - I know you tried. 791 00:42:34,019 --> 00:42:35,249 - What? 792 00:42:36,321 --> 00:42:38,061 - I went to see Richie. 793 00:42:38,123 --> 00:42:43,863 And maybe I was a bit too... 794 00:42:43,929 --> 00:42:45,929 quick to judge. 795 00:42:48,466 --> 00:42:50,006 But I know you tried to do a good thing. 796 00:42:54,806 --> 00:42:57,706 Anyway... 797 00:42:57,776 --> 00:43:00,176 it's nice to meet you. 798 00:43:05,050 --> 00:43:06,420 - Likewise. 799 00:43:06,484 --> 00:43:07,754 - Clothed. 800 00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:41,521 - Leon. 801 00:43:49,795 --> 00:43:51,495 Oh. 802 00:43:51,562 --> 00:43:52,562 What's wrong? 803 00:43:53,965 --> 00:43:55,365 - Whose are they? 804 00:43:59,537 --> 00:44:00,677 - I don't know. Aren't they yours? 805 00:44:00,706 --> 00:44:02,036 - Uh, no. 806 00:44:02,107 --> 00:44:05,007 I don't have any red boxer shorts. 807 00:44:05,076 --> 00:44:06,076 - Then, um-- 808 00:44:07,946 --> 00:44:09,406 They must be Justin's. 809 00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:14,153 - I didn't realize you two were-- 810 00:44:14,219 --> 00:44:17,089 - Eh, well, it was Valentine's Day, 811 00:44:17,155 --> 00:44:18,885 and I was on my own-- 812 00:44:18,957 --> 00:44:20,727 - You don't have to explain. 813 00:44:22,961 --> 00:44:24,531 I suppose it was never gonna work, 814 00:44:24,595 --> 00:44:26,325 the bedshare. 815 00:44:28,633 --> 00:44:29,703 - Right 816 00:44:32,537 --> 00:44:33,877 - Do you know where you're gonna live? 817 00:44:33,905 --> 00:44:34,835 - No. 818 00:44:34,906 --> 00:44:36,936 - Look... 819 00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:38,288 if you want to stay a bit longer, 820 00:44:38,343 --> 00:44:40,683 till you find somewhere-- 821 00:44:40,746 --> 00:44:42,346 - Thanks. 822 00:44:43,648 --> 00:44:47,318 - But now Richie's appeal is over, I guess... 823 00:44:47,385 --> 00:44:49,955 I don't need to do this anymore, 824 00:44:50,021 --> 00:44:51,491 for the money. 825 00:45:02,567 --> 00:45:04,537 - "When I moved into a new flatshare, 826 00:45:04,602 --> 00:45:06,942 "the last thing I expected was to pick up the house phone 827 00:45:07,005 --> 00:45:09,365 "to a convicted criminal. 828 00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:12,280 "I was hungover and feeling sorry for myself. 829 00:45:12,343 --> 00:45:14,713 "He was upbeat, despite just having received 830 00:45:14,780 --> 00:45:17,950 "the news that his appeal had been denied. 831 00:45:18,016 --> 00:45:19,786 "During our brief conversation, 832 00:45:19,851 --> 00:45:24,091 I went from judging him to questioning myself." 833 00:45:24,155 --> 00:45:27,525 - It's actually really good. - Yeah. 834 00:45:27,592 --> 00:45:30,062 "Puked over his new white trainers." 835 00:45:31,262 --> 00:45:32,532 - Hold on a sec. 836 00:45:36,067 --> 00:45:37,267 Look at that. 53620

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