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"School board approves
emotional support squirrels."
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Hmm.
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When I was a kid, you couldn't
even chew gum in school.
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Why do you still
get the newspaper?
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Why don't you just
get it on the app?
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Babe, 'cause I like
to do more than read my news.
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I like to feel my news.
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I also like to...
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hear my news.
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Oh, uh, you left this
in your pants pocket.
Ah.
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"Jake Walker, Thaxton
Capital Partners"?
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Good. You know what,
I was looking for this.
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So you could murder it?
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Okay, what's going on?
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Who is this guy?
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Eh, it's just a guy
that made me an insulting offer
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to buy the Pit Stop.
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What? But who said
it was for sale?
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Nobody. See, this is
what I've been fighting.
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Gentrification.
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See, they think that
they can come in,
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wave a check in your face
and just buy you out.
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Why didn't you tell me
about this?
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For the same reason
I don't tell you
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when Dave asks me
to go antiquing.
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It ain't never gonna happen.
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I didn't even look at the offer.
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Oh, well, good for you.
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Fight the power.
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You know, they're doing
this all over town.
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You build it up and then
they just come in and take it.
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That's what they do.
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Who is they?
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They is them.
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Well, they ain't gonna
do us like that,
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because we ain't them.
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That's right.
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Ooh, that might be them.
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Oh, hey, Calvin.
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Gemma and I are gonna
go antiquing. You in?
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Oh, sure, Dave.
Give me a minute.
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All right.
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It ain't gonna happen.
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* Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood *
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* Welcome to the hood. *
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Oh, somebody
brought croissants?
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Which one of y'all
trying to get the day off?
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Ah.
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I see you got the croissants.
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Ah, Jake.
These are from you?
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I already told you
I'm not selling.
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But I'm keeping
these croissants.
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Hey, I bought
everybody croissants.
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That's not what I heard.
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Would you just give me your keys
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and I'll call you
when your car's ready?
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Okay.
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So, Calvin,
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I'm assuming you didn't
look at our offer.
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Well, you would be
assuming correctly.
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You just let them know
that they ain't getting this.
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I hear you.
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Can you do me a favor
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and just take a quick look
at our offer
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so I can tell my bosses you did?
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You know, you seem
like a fine young man.
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So for you,
I'll look at it.
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But it doesn't matter
what this number is.
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I'm still not selling.
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Good lord!
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Is that the offer
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or is this
an international phone number?
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That's the offer.
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Would you like a croissant?
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No, Calvin,
that's all you.
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Let me know
if you want to talk.
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My actual phone number's
the little one in the corner.
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Oh, hey, Calvi...
Ooh, croissants.
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I know you said
business was slow,
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so I brought my car in.
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I don't think there's
anything wrong with it,
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but here's to hoping
you'll find something.
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I hope you don't do this
with your doctor.
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Better safe than sorry.
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Hey, who was that guy
who just walked out?
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He smelled great.
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Is a real estate guy.
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He made me an offer
to buy the Pit Stop.
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Oh. Was it a good offer?
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It was a great offer.
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Well, congratulations.
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My shop is not for sale.
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So, you told him no?
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No, I didn't tell him no.
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You don't say no
to an offer this great.
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So, you're gonna say yes?
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What part of "not for sale"
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do you not understand?
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* *
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This is for
the Pit Stop, right?
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Yes.
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And they've seen the place?
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Yes.
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It's a successful business
in a hot part of town.
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What are you doing?
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I'm trying to make sure
that this comma
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isn't a smudge.
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It's not a smudge.
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And that comma doesn't
change anything.
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Oh, that comma could change me
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into someone who sunbathes
naked on a yacht!
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Ooh.
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Naked and yacht
do go together.
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You know what I'm saying?
I told you.
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We can have fun on the water.
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Look, uh... But the Pit Stop
is not for sale.
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You know what, you always get me
with that naked and yacht thing.
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Stop doing me like
that, you know?
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Okay, Dave, how many times
do I have to tell you
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Pictionary Night
is not happening?
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We will fight that battle
another day.
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This is to help with
your Pit Stop decision.
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We can make a list of
the pros and cons of selling.
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This exercise
helps my therapy patients
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get clarity
with big life decisions.
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And I could tell
you were waffling.
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He was waffling?
Huh, like a Belgian.
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I was not waffling.
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Aw, come on, baby.
Let's give it a try.
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I'm tired of wearing clothes.
On land.
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Okay, Tina...
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would you stop, please?
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It's hard for me
to make a clear decision
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when you keep being
naked in my head.
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* *
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This isn't a communal
hamper, Malcolm.
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I'm not washing
your stuff anymore.
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Hey, man, this isn't mine.
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W... Well, it's not mine.
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Maybe it's Necie's.
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Why would Necie have a triple XL
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Alabama football sweatshirt?
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I don't know, Marty.
She's your fiancée.
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Wow. Okay.
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What's okay?
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Apparently everything.
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What is everything?
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You know what?
Nothing.
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No, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no, no,
No, no, no.
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Everything means something.
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Okay, fine.
If she were my fiancée,
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I would just be a little
curious about where she got it.
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I don't know, like maybe
that's an ex-boyfriend's.
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Okay, so,
what if it is?
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Wow, clearly, you are a
bigger man than I am.
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Not as big as him.
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This...
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* *
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Okay. Pros.
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If you sell the Pit Stop, what
about your life gets better?
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Well, I could stop
worrying about
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Motor Boys stealing
all of my customers.
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Okay.
Mm-hmm.
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I, uh...
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I don't know
what that says.
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It says
"Motor Boys can kiss my ass."
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Um, well, uh, it's not legible.
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Who cares? It's my list,
I know what it says.
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Okay, you know what?
I'm gonna write.
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Here we go, here
we go. All right.
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What's next?
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Um, no more getting up
at the crack of dawn?
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Oh, yeah. Crack of dawn
can kiss my ass.
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All right.
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Why don't we just make the list,
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and assume that everything on it
can kiss your ass?
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Oh, here's a pro.
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No more working weekends.
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Mm.
Mm.
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Uh, no more dealing with
deadbeat customers,
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your bad back.
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Yeah, yeah.
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All of those things can indeed
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kiss my entire ass.
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More time with neighbors.
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Uh, uh, that's a con.
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No, it's not.
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Um, afternoon Dodger games.
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Mm.
Afternoon golf.
Afternoon naps.
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Mm-hmm. Afternoon,
you know...
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Huh? Huh?
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Oh, here. I have a pro.
Put N-O-Y.
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What's that?
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Naked on a yacht.
Naked on a yacht.
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Oh, okay.
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Now, Calvin,
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that's a lot of pros.
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Now let's talk about the cons
of selling the Pit Stop.
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Yeah, but there's a...
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You got the, uh...
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Calvin,
um...
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it seems like
you've got nothing.
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It's pretty clear
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that the board
is telling you something.
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Well, the board doesn't
have everything on it.
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Okay, well, what's
it missing?
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To be honest,
I-I am 200 cars short
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of beating my daddy's record
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for most tires rotated.
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Man, please, you
just made that up.
Mm-hmm.
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It's a real record, Tina.
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And if anybody's gonna beat it,
it's gonna be me.
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All right,
I'm not selling the shop.
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I want my daddy's record!
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* *
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Oh.
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Hey, Marty, what's up?
Hey, Dave. Uh, this
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is a little awkward,
but I need some advice.
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How is that awkward?
You know,
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I actually had a dream
about you coming to me.
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I found this in the laundry,
and I'm afraid it means
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Necie still cares
about her ex-boyfriend
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and he is big and muscular
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and he played football at
Alabama and now he's in the NFL
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and, like, what does
she even see in me?!
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O-Okay, Mar-Marty, Marty,
you're spinning out.
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Okay?
Now, let's calm down.
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Take a deep breath.
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Have you spoken
to Necie about this?
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She's in Chicago
visiting her parents,
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and I don't want her
to think I'm crazy.
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Unless I am crazy.
Am I crazy?!
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No, you're not crazy,
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but it sounds like
you're feeling jealous.
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Okay? And jealousy can
make us irrational.
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Hey, Marty.
What's up?
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I'm crazy!
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No... no, he's not crazy.
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He j... He found this
in Necie's laundry.
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Alabama football?
Oh, my God.
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Did Niece date a
player from Alabama?
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That's a great program.
Lot of Heismans.
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Is he in the NFL?
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Oh...
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What?
Okay.
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What, what'd I say?
Okay, but...
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but what if football players
are really her type
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and she's just
nerd-slumming it with me?!
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Ok... Again, Marty,
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calm down.
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Look, Necie has made her choice.
And her choice is you.
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Okay, Dave.
Maybe you're right.
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Thanks.
You are so enlightened.
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Oh, thanks.
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- But I just care about women.
- Aw.
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You know, some call me an ally.
258
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:11,912
Others agree.
259
00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:14,081
Be like Dave.
260
00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:16,283
I wear my ex-boyfriend's
hockey jersey
261
00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:18,919
and he couldn't be
less bothered by it.
262
00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:20,487
Huh.
263
00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:23,824
Thought that was yours.
264
00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:27,360
No, Dave. It's Brian's.
I've told you that.
265
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,329
And Dave doesn't
care at all.
266
00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:32,766
Yeah.
Not at all.
267
00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,567
I'm the guy that guys come to
268
00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:36,169
when something like that
bothers them.
269
00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:38,271
Yeah, I am evolved.
270
00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:44,144
Yo, Marty.
Oh, hey, guys.
271
00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:45,545
Sorry to bust on in,
272
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:46,947
but I have good news.
273
00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:48,982
Remember two weekends ago
when I invited the guys over
274
00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,183
to watch the Rams game?
275
00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:51,819
Rams is football, right?
276
00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:53,721
Oh.
277
00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:56,589
Yes, that's right, and that's
why I did not invite you.
278
00:10:58,225 --> 00:10:59,693
Anyway, there were
a bunch of guys.
279
00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:02,730
It was Trey, Big Julius,
Little Julius, and, uh, Richard.
280
00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:04,664
I thought the Juliuses
hated each other.
281
00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,767
Yes, they did, but now
they all hate Richard.
282
00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:07,968
And it got kind of awkward.
283
00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:10,303
Yeah.
But anyway,
284
00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:13,406
I forgot that Big Julius spilled
queso all over his sweatshirt.
285
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,076
His Alabama football
sweatshirt.
286
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,778
Big Julius played
football at Alabama?
287
00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:21,181
No, Gemma, Big Julius went to
Dick's and bought a sweatshirt.
288
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,518
Well, this
is good news.
289
00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:27,420
That's great, Marty,
290
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,589
But, again,
it never really mattered
291
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:30,758
whose sweatshirt it was.
292
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:31,825
Right, Dave?
Right.
293
00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:33,126
Or how intimate she was
294
00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:35,028
with the person
who gave it to her.
295
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,597
* *
296
00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:41,134
Hey, babe, what you reading?
297
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:43,070
Oh, since you asked,
298
00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:45,572
why don't you want to sell
the Pit Stop?
299
00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:48,441
Hmm. That's an odd name
for a book.
300
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,380
I can't stop thinking...
301
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:56,416
I mean, is it that
crazy of an idea?
302
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,418
If you took that offer,
you could retire.
303
00:11:58,518 --> 00:11:59,820
Wouldn't that be wonderful?
304
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,955
It'd be horrible.
305
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,491
In my family, no one retires.
306
00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:07,594
All my relatives
have died on the job.
307
00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:11,331
It is my destiny to die
308
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:14,267
underneath
an '88 Cutlass Supreme.
309
00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:18,939
Baby, don't you think
your relatives kept working
310
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,640
because they had to?
311
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,275
If you sold the shop,
312
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:25,412
you could be the first Butler
to not have to die on the job.
313
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:27,180
If I sell the Pit Stop,
314
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,249
then I wouldn't own it anymore.
315
00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:35,823
Calvin, that's how selling
something usually works.
316
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:38,558
Tina, I've put my heart and soul
317
00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:40,260
into that place
for over 30 years.
318
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,831
And I put my heart
and soul into it, too.
319
00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:48,335
I have never dreamed
of selling.
320
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:52,039
But, baby, I do
the books. And...
321
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:54,574
I did some calculations.
322
00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:57,677
And do you know how long
it'd take us to make
323
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,012
what they're offering?
324
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,147
Guess.
325
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,182
Mm-mmm. No.
I know how this works.
326
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,151
How long?
327
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:07,454
Never.
328
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:12,392
Who knows if an offer like
this will ever come again?
329
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:14,828
Tina...
330
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,964
if I'm not Calvin
of Calvin's Pit Stop,
331
00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:19,900
then who the hell am I?
332
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,202
You're Calvin the father.
333
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,472
Calvin the Yardecue King.
334
00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:30,243
Calvin, the man that
I fell in love with.
335
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:35,348
Baby, that shop
doesn't define you.
336
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:37,750
You define that shop.
337
00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,257
Yeah, I guess
there's more to the world
338
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:47,127
than motor oil
and transmissions.
339
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,497
Truth of the matter is
I passed my daddy
340
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:52,632
in tire rotations in 2014.
341
00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:59,739
Baby, remember
when we got married?
342
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:03,977
we said that we were gonna
make love on every continent.
343
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,646
We're still just on one.
344
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,849
We went to Mexico.
345
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:12,319
That's the same continent.
346
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:15,288
We needed a passport.
347
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,260
Don't we deserve
to do the things
348
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,395
that we've always
dreamed about?
349
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:24,797
You're right.
350
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,969
You're my sweet girl and I...
I want us to both be happy,
351
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:30,470
so...
352
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,906
You know what?
353
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,376
Let's do it. Let's do it.
354
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,415
You won't regret it.
355
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:43,616
It's our time.
356
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,953
Yes, it is.
357
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:48,288
But you know we can't really
afford a yacht, though, right?
358
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,889
Aw...
359
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,758
But maybe...
360
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:54,594
you can get naked on
one of them big blow-up ducks.
361
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:57,530
Mm-hmm? You know
what I'm talking about?
Quack.
362
00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:00,033
Quack, quack, quack!
Quack, quack!
363
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,801
* *
364
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:05,505
whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, Whoa.
365
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:06,839
Guys, I need your help.
Oh!
366
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,241
I'm spinning out,
I know it's crazy,
367
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:09,842
but I can't help it.
368
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:12,645
Wait, is this about
Gemma's jersey?
369
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,714
Oh, my God, did you have
a dream about it, too?
370
00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:16,049
No.
371
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:17,951
I could see your face
when you found out about it.
372
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,020
Dave, I thought you were
more evolved than this.
373
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,889
Well, it was easy to be evolved
when it was Marty's problem,
374
00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,391
but now it's mine.
375
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:28,561
Hate that jersey.
I want to strangle that jersey.
376
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:30,763
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
377
00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:33,466
Dave, look, you and Gemma
have a happy, secure marriage.
378
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:34,834
You can't possibly think...
379
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,436
Oh, shut up, Malcolm!
380
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,341
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
381
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,976
I should not have
snapped at you like that.
382
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:44,344
You're not Brian.
383
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,845
And what's so great
about Brian anyway?
384
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,048
She brought that jersey from
high school to college,
385
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,050
all the way out
to California with her.
386
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,919
She wouldn't even let me
bring my karaoke machine.
387
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,988
We need to thank her
for that one.
388
00:15:57,124 --> 00:16:00,393
Look, Dave, you just need to
tell Gemma how you really feel.
389
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:01,661
Yeah, but she'll just say
390
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:02,895
that I'm being
totally irrational.
391
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,431
Yes, just like you told me
392
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:07,234
I was being totally irrational,
and you were right.
393
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:08,568
Exactly.
394
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:09,902
It's not like
Gemma's gonna leave you
395
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:11,504
for some guy she dated
in high school.
396
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,373
She's your wife, Dave.
397
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,809
All right.
You're right.
398
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:20,013
Okay. Think it's obvious
what I have to do.
399
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,381
Talk to Gemma.
No.
400
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,316
Find Brian, find out
who he's married to
401
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:24,984
and make her wear my clothes.
402
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:27,887
No?
403
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,057
Okay, fine.
I'll go talk to her.
404
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:31,924
Yes.
405
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:36,763
No.
406
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,668
Uh, Gemma,
I have something to say,
407
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,770
so I'm just going to say it.
408
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:47,340
I know you think of me
as being an evolved man,
409
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,675
and I pride myself on that.
410
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:51,111
However, that
jersey triggers
411
00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,345
an irrational but nevertheless
412
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,813
emotionally valid
reaction in me.
413
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:55,748
I ask that you respect me
and our marriage
414
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,016
and remove it from our home.
415
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:58,751
Thank you very much.
There, I said it.
416
00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:03,723
Oh, I'm sorry, baby.
Did you say something?
417
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,125
Oh, damn it!
418
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:07,994
Okay, Gemma, I have
something to say,
419
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:09,262
so I'm just gonna say it.
420
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,430
I know you think of me
as being...
421
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,764
Oh, what am I even doing?
422
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,736
I-I hate this jersey.
423
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:19,206
What?
You said it didn't bother you.
424
00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:20,540
Well, I was lying.
425
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:21,874
I didn't know I was lying,
but I was lying.
426
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,777
Not only do I not
want you to wear it,
427
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,180
I want to rip it into a million
pieces with my bare hands.
428
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,815
And I know I'm probably
not strong enough,
429
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:31,651
but adrenaline
does crazy things.
430
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:37,457
Dave, it's just
a comfortable, old jersey.
431
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:38,991
It doesn't mean anything.
432
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:42,995
I know. And I know that
I'm being petty and irrational.
433
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:44,831
But...
434
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,333
I can't look at that jersey
435
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,868
without thinking about
you and Brian.
436
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:53,640
I don't want to think about you
with anyone other than me.
437
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:57,009
That's actually
kind of attractive.
438
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,645
What is?
439
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:02,081
This primal caveman
side of you.
440
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:06,586
It's so dumb, but...
it's kind of hot.
441
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,261
Well, in that case...
442
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:15,928
Yabba-Dabba-Doo.
443
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,030
And no longer hot.
444
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,368
* *
445
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:23,170
This is so exciting.
Uh, Tina,
446
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:26,139
remind me to get a display case
for this pen.
447
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:29,709
It's what they did for Barack
when he signed Obamacare.
448
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,478
I wish you would
have told me that.
449
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,413
I would have found you a
pen with no teeth marks.
450
00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:37,584
Yeah, and...
451
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:39,452
boom!
452
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:40,820
And boom.
453
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,456
What did you do?
I just ordered a bag.
454
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:46,426
Congratulations, Calvin.
455
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:47,860
The Pit Stop
is in great hands.
456
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,063
And your check is in my hands.
457
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:53,766
All right, let's celebrate.
458
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:56,603
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
459
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,110
A toast to Mom and Dad
460
00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:05,778
and to Calvin's Pit Stop.
461
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,214
May we all take our cars there
462
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:08,681
before we have to pay
the new guys to service them.
463
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:11,884
I will drink to that.
464
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,554
And to the love of my life,
465
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,955
the fearless Calvin Butler,
466
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:19,226
who I'm so excited
to start this next chapter with.
467
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:22,262
And to Tina Butler,
my ride or die.
Aw.
468
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,864
I couldn't have done
this without you, babe.
I love you, baby.
469
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,433
Thank you.
470
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,067
And boom.
471
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,070
Uh, another boom?
Yeah, I just bought a Rolex.
472
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,273
Hey, babe, now, we can't
be spending money like...
473
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:36,209
For you.
Oh. Well, all right.
474
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:44,150
You know, I would say,
"Come back soon,"
475
00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:47,487
but once you walk out that door,
I'm locking up for good.
476
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:49,489
Now, you sure you don't want me
477
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,157
to rebuild your engine
or something?
478
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:53,393
Might take a
couple of weeks, but...
Calvin.
479
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:54,827
It's time.
480
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:57,430
Okay, yeah, sure.
481
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,198
Here you go.
482
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:02,235
Let go of the keys, Calvin.
483
00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:07,474
Bye, Lil Hatchet.
484
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:11,077
All right. So...
485
00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:13,646
let's-let's get out of here.
Mm.
486
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,850
Hey, you know what, uh...
487
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,051
why don't you go ahead.
488
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:21,020
You need a moment?
489
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,555
Yeah.
490
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,223
Okay.
491
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,804
Yeah.
492
00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:45,244
Oh.
I'm taking my cord, though.
493
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,855
Oh, well.
That's they problem now.
494
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:05,565
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