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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:32,333 - Dr. Jameson. - Mr. Casten, you scared me. 2 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:34,566 Only the IT department is allowed in the server room. 3 00:00:34,566 --> 00:00:36,499 Oh, I didn't wanna bother them. 4 00:00:36,499 --> 00:00:39,799 I was just trying to copy some old research documents. 5 00:00:39,799 --> 00:00:41,599 What are you doing here? 6 00:00:41,599 --> 00:00:44,032 Over the last month, our head of security, Mr. Markland, 7 00:00:44,032 --> 00:00:46,499 has been tracking illegal activity in our databases. 8 00:00:46,499 --> 00:00:49,065 Now, you haven't seen anything suspicious up here, have you? 9 00:00:49,065 --> 00:00:51,564 No, that's... I just lost some documents. 10 00:00:51,564 --> 00:00:54,531 - Flash drive. - Hmm. 11 00:01:03,930 --> 00:01:07,430 Dr. Jameson, you're gonna need to come with... Find her. 12 00:01:14,295 --> 00:01:15,729 Hurry up. Come on. 13 00:01:15,729 --> 00:01:17,429 Going down. 14 00:01:21,029 --> 00:01:24,130 This is Markland, I need ground level security. 15 00:01:25,895 --> 00:01:27,495 Hello. 16 00:01:27,495 --> 00:01:30,028 - Is this Leigh Jameson? - Yes it is. Who is this? 17 00:01:30,028 --> 00:01:31,962 This is Forrent Alarm Systems. 18 00:01:31,962 --> 00:01:33,962 Ma'am, your home alarm has been activated. 19 00:01:33,962 --> 00:01:35,328 What? 20 00:01:35,328 --> 00:01:38,927 Which may indicate a break-in or a home invasion. 21 00:01:38,927 --> 00:01:40,894 Female. Blonde. Wearing a white lab coat. 22 00:01:40,894 --> 00:01:43,627 Exiting elevator bank A. 23 00:01:56,726 --> 00:01:59,526 Hey you, with the blonde ponytail, stop right there. 24 00:01:59,526 --> 00:02:02,059 - But why? - You're coming with me. Come on. 25 00:02:12,025 --> 00:02:14,758 The rich and powerful, they take what they want. 26 00:02:14,758 --> 00:02:16,624 We steal it back for you. 27 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:24,457 Sometimes bad guys make the best good guys. 28 00:02:27,023 --> 00:02:31,289 We provide... leverage. 29 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:40,555 So, when I got back home yesterday, my place was trashed. 30 00:02:40,555 --> 00:02:43,322 But the only thing stolen was my hard drive. 31 00:02:43,322 --> 00:02:47,255 I'm gonna stay with friends for now. Just... in case. 32 00:02:47,255 --> 00:02:50,355 What is it that you have on Lillian Foods? 33 00:02:52,654 --> 00:02:56,254 About a month ago, one of our quality control inspectors 34 00:02:56,254 --> 00:02:59,222 found salmonella bacteria on a shipment of frozen dinners. 35 00:02:59,222 --> 00:03:01,421 - Here you are, ma'am. - Thank you. 36 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:07,987 It's been a rough week. 37 00:03:07,987 --> 00:03:09,854 Bartender. Thanks. 38 00:03:09,854 --> 00:03:11,386 - One more. - You got it. 39 00:03:11,386 --> 00:03:15,221 Turns out the entire frozen food division was contaminated. 40 00:03:15,221 --> 00:03:20,686 Our VP, Erik Casten, did a cost-benefit analysis of the problem. 41 00:03:20,686 --> 00:03:22,953 The study found that it would be cheaper to pay off 42 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:25,753 any lawsuit than to pull the bad products off the shelves. 43 00:03:25,753 --> 00:03:30,351 - Here you are. - Thanks. Oh, do you wanna...? 44 00:03:30,351 --> 00:03:34,152 - No, thanks. - Mm-mm. 45 00:03:35,718 --> 00:03:40,685 - I'm so nervous. - That's OK. 46 00:03:40,685 --> 00:03:44,817 Casten's report estimated how many people will die. 47 00:03:44,817 --> 00:03:46,650 He looked at the data and decided 48 00:03:46,650 --> 00:03:49,151 it was an acceptable number of deaths. 49 00:03:49,151 --> 00:03:53,118 An acceptable number of deaths? Over food? 50 00:03:53,118 --> 00:03:55,449 So supermarkets are selling Lillian products 51 00:03:55,449 --> 00:03:56,850 that will kill people. 52 00:03:56,850 --> 00:03:59,416 Dr. Jameson, we won't let that happen. I promise you. 53 00:03:59,416 --> 00:04:02,183 - OK. Thank you. - Sure. 54 00:04:02,183 --> 00:04:06,682 Thank you. You've made me feel better, Mr. Ford. 55 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:12,049 Oh, um... You... No, not Mr. Ford. 56 00:04:12,049 --> 00:04:14,582 No, you should call him Nate. 57 00:04:15,815 --> 00:04:17,049 I appreciate it... Nate. 58 00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:20,481 Well, it's what we... yeah. 59 00:04:20,481 --> 00:04:24,347 This Casten, the VP, he's just a VP, right? 60 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:26,981 What about the CEO, I mean... 61 00:04:26,981 --> 00:04:30,148 Uh, Mr. Price? He doesn't know anything about it. 62 00:04:30,148 --> 00:04:32,313 That's why I was trying to get the report to give it 63 00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:34,813 to him or the FDA. Anyone. 64 00:04:34,813 --> 00:04:36,780 Well, OK, what I am gonna do, 65 00:04:36,780 --> 00:04:38,646 I'm gonna go brief the team about all this. 66 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:41,847 Oh, um... no. I've got a better idea. I think I should go 67 00:04:41,847 --> 00:04:44,146 - and get them started on surveillance. - No, no, no. No. 68 00:04:44,146 --> 00:04:46,179 - Don't worry about it because I... - Don't be silly. 69 00:04:46,179 --> 00:04:49,012 ...I think that you should stay here because Dr. Jameson, 70 00:04:49,012 --> 00:04:51,846 she still looks a little bit rattled. 71 00:05:03,078 --> 00:05:05,978 That's a hell of a story. 72 00:05:08,444 --> 00:05:10,543 So... 73 00:05:10,543 --> 00:05:13,310 Uh, yeah. I'm gonna go brief the team. 74 00:05:13,310 --> 00:05:16,144 - I'll give you a call. - Oh, OK. 75 00:05:17,877 --> 00:05:19,677 How you doing over here? OK? 76 00:05:19,677 --> 00:05:22,542 - One more. Thank you. - You got it. 77 00:05:30,542 --> 00:05:33,242 Her name is Katie. Likes wild horses. 78 00:05:33,242 --> 00:05:37,975 - Dislikes vanilla toothpicks. - Please stop talking. 79 00:05:37,975 --> 00:05:41,341 - Hey. - Well, I can certainly check. 80 00:05:44,942 --> 00:05:46,340 How ya doin'? 81 00:05:50,273 --> 00:05:52,540 Oh, I'm so in. 82 00:05:52,540 --> 00:05:55,340 Hey, Eliot. What is that blocking your button cam? 83 00:05:55,340 --> 00:05:59,406 Oh, yeah, it's your ego. Parker? 84 00:05:59,406 --> 00:06:02,339 First ten floors are free climbing heaven, 85 00:06:02,339 --> 00:06:03,673 but after that it's a slip and slide. 86 00:06:03,673 --> 00:06:05,573 You have pretty hair. 87 00:06:05,573 --> 00:06:08,473 You... don't. 88 00:06:12,672 --> 00:06:15,338 I just don't know what you're doing up here. You know, you should be downstairs 89 00:06:15,338 --> 00:06:17,705 - having a drink with her. - Why would I be downstairs with her? 90 00:06:17,705 --> 00:06:20,039 - She's beautiful, she's available... - We have a meeting... 91 00:06:20,039 --> 00:06:21,638 ...and she's into you, I can tell. 92 00:06:21,638 --> 00:06:23,804 How could you possibly tell? Look, I appreciate 93 00:06:23,804 --> 00:06:25,738 - what you're doing but... - You've got things in common. 94 00:06:25,738 --> 00:06:27,504 - I don't... - You have things in common. 95 00:06:27,504 --> 00:06:30,237 - Like what? - Well, she's a scientist and... 96 00:06:30,237 --> 00:06:32,270 Well, um... 97 00:06:32,270 --> 00:06:35,138 You're a bit nerdy. Aren't you? 98 00:06:35,138 --> 00:06:36,770 I'm a bit nerdy? 99 00:06:36,770 --> 00:06:38,837 And food. She works with food. 100 00:06:38,837 --> 00:06:42,369 - She works with food. - Well, you eat don't you? 101 00:06:42,369 --> 00:06:45,269 I don't understand how you could make this... Look... 102 00:06:45,269 --> 00:06:47,503 - Just think about it. - I... No, I don't... 103 00:06:47,503 --> 00:06:48,736 Just go with it. 104 00:06:48,736 --> 00:06:50,368 - Take a leap of faith. - Nerdy? Seriously? 105 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:52,569 Trust me. I just wish you had someone in your life. 106 00:06:52,569 --> 00:06:55,036 - That's all I'm saying. - Yeah, but Sophie, she's a client. 107 00:06:55,036 --> 00:06:57,402 - Mmm... That's an excuse. - Oh, no. 108 00:06:57,402 --> 00:06:58,669 When was the last time you had a date? 109 00:06:58,669 --> 00:07:00,534 - A real date... with food? - Stop. 110 00:07:00,534 --> 00:07:01,768 Hardison. 111 00:07:01,768 --> 00:07:05,102 Mm-mm. I don't think that counts. 112 00:07:05,102 --> 00:07:07,367 Are you running a recon on Lillian Foods? 113 00:07:07,367 --> 00:07:09,735 Uh, yeah? 114 00:07:09,735 --> 00:07:12,434 Don't you think you should consult with me first? 115 00:07:12,434 --> 00:07:13,800 Did you...? Did he just...? 116 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,767 We do this all the time, Nate. 117 00:07:15,767 --> 00:07:18,000 Hey look, man, where do you think my intel comes from? 118 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,934 For the last time, there is no blueprint fairy. 119 00:07:19,934 --> 00:07:22,233 Yeah, well, I want you to pull 'em out. Do it now. 120 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:24,767 Look we know what we're doing, man. It's a food company. 121 00:07:24,767 --> 00:07:28,265 No, you don't. No. Not with a place like this. You don't know what you're doing. 122 00:07:28,265 --> 00:07:31,432 Well, I can try to transfer you to the department again. 123 00:07:31,999 --> 00:07:34,100 Come with us please. 124 00:07:35,733 --> 00:07:40,165 - Don't you go anywhere? - Give it exactly two seconds 125 00:07:40,165 --> 00:07:42,598 before this becomes a train wreck. 126 00:07:42,598 --> 00:07:44,932 Hardison, we got a problem. 127 00:07:45,565 --> 00:07:47,264 What kind of problem? 128 00:07:47,264 --> 00:07:50,864 They're MRIing my pizza and their stance says ex-CIA. 129 00:07:51,964 --> 00:07:53,530 You could tell somebody worked for the CIA 130 00:07:53,530 --> 00:07:55,330 - just from how they stand? - Detain him. 131 00:07:55,330 --> 00:07:57,297 It's a very distinctive stance. 132 00:07:59,964 --> 00:08:01,630 Whoa, whoa. 133 00:08:01,630 --> 00:08:06,197 Oh, no, no, no. You are getting query spiked all over the grid. 134 00:08:06,197 --> 00:08:08,830 NSA. CIA. OSS. 135 00:08:08,830 --> 00:08:12,496 I don't even know what that... You know what? 136 00:08:12,496 --> 00:08:14,963 You wanna play rough? We gonna play rough. 137 00:08:14,963 --> 00:08:20,829 Oh, we gonna play. How do you like me now? 138 00:08:20,829 --> 00:08:22,062 Yeah. Oh. 139 00:08:22,062 --> 00:08:25,795 Uh, Eliot... you need to get outta there. 140 00:08:27,828 --> 00:08:29,095 Right now. 141 00:08:29,928 --> 00:08:31,627 Working on it. 142 00:08:33,728 --> 00:08:35,861 - Parker, I'm comin' out hot. 143 00:08:35,861 --> 00:08:37,360 OK. All clear out here. 144 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:38,861 - Just me... - Copy that. 145 00:08:38,861 --> 00:08:40,760 I think I got one out here too. 146 00:08:41,860 --> 00:08:44,860 Hey, big boy. What are you 240, 250? 147 00:08:53,159 --> 00:08:55,826 I'll call ya. 148 00:08:55,826 --> 00:08:58,325 You know when I said you had pretty hair? 149 00:08:58,325 --> 00:09:01,692 - I was lying. - Yeah, well, so was I when I said you didn't. 150 00:09:01,692 --> 00:09:04,392 Wait... damn it. 151 00:09:12,391 --> 00:09:14,224 What? 152 00:09:15,458 --> 00:09:16,725 Hardison. 153 00:09:16,725 --> 00:09:18,523 Wait for it. 154 00:09:21,690 --> 00:09:24,191 See. There, see wasn't no problem. 155 00:09:24,191 --> 00:09:27,290 I mean, I had it under control. 156 00:09:27,290 --> 00:09:30,689 You like the new clear image on the button cam? 157 00:09:30,689 --> 00:09:33,322 I upgraded. Yeah. 158 00:09:37,456 --> 00:09:39,923 So, pizza delivery guy was your big plan? 159 00:09:39,923 --> 00:09:42,788 You know what, man? It was a recon. OK? 160 00:09:42,788 --> 00:09:44,688 Information gathering has historically been 161 00:09:44,688 --> 00:09:46,488 a very safe and peaceful business. 162 00:09:46,488 --> 00:09:50,089 It was a food company. Wasn't like they were making weapons. 163 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:53,288 Listen, I've worked insurance for companies like this. 164 00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:55,721 Anyone gets their hands on the company's food patents, 165 00:09:55,721 --> 00:09:57,954 could cost them billions. And by the way, 166 00:09:57,954 --> 00:10:00,754 they guard that stuff better than defense contractors. 167 00:10:00,754 --> 00:10:02,420 - Does that hurt? - Yeah. 168 00:10:02,420 --> 00:10:05,253 Well, that explains all the ex-spooks hanging around 169 00:10:05,253 --> 00:10:07,653 - the lobby then. - You know what? You live and ya learn. 170 00:10:07,653 --> 00:10:09,219 No. I lived. All right? 171 00:10:09,219 --> 00:10:12,087 You sat behind a computer and acted like Kool Moe Dee. 172 00:10:12,087 --> 00:10:13,553 What'd you call me? Kool Moe Dee? 173 00:10:13,553 --> 00:10:15,219 Like you even know anything about Kool Moe Dee. 174 00:10:15,219 --> 00:10:16,586 I was gathering very crucial information. 175 00:10:16,586 --> 00:10:18,686 - Does that hurt? - Yeah. 176 00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:20,086 How about now? 177 00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:23,119 How about you share that crucial information 178 00:10:23,119 --> 00:10:26,585 - with the rest of us. - You know what? 179 00:10:26,585 --> 00:10:28,385 - You ain't said nothin' but a word. 180 00:10:28,385 --> 00:10:30,485 Stop. 181 00:10:32,751 --> 00:10:34,451 Eliot, guys. Eliot? 182 00:10:34,451 --> 00:10:35,718 What, what are you doin'? 183 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:37,284 She's poking me. 184 00:10:38,085 --> 00:10:40,350 Don't, man... Hey. 185 00:10:40,350 --> 00:10:44,217 Lillian Foods is the third largest food company in the world. 186 00:10:44,217 --> 00:10:46,783 Last year it made 12 billion dollars. 187 00:10:46,783 --> 00:10:49,917 This is the vice president of the frozen foods division, Erik Casten. 188 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:52,516 - Erik with a K, Casten with a C. - How is that relevant? 189 00:10:52,516 --> 00:10:55,216 Oh, Eric with a C, nice and friendly, 190 00:10:55,216 --> 00:10:57,183 Erik with a K, evil. 191 00:10:57,183 --> 00:10:59,415 - I didn't know that. - Everybody knows that. 192 00:10:59,415 --> 00:11:04,083 According to Dr. Jameson, Erik with a K is trying to cover up 193 00:11:04,083 --> 00:11:05,749 salmonella found in the frozen dinners 194 00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:08,083 so his division doesn't have to pay out for that recall. 195 00:11:08,083 --> 00:11:09,514 That's why I grow my own food. 196 00:11:09,514 --> 00:11:12,781 - How do you find the time? - You make time. 197 00:11:12,781 --> 00:11:16,214 - I only sleep 90 minutes a day. - So what we have to do is, we have to get a hold 198 00:11:16,214 --> 00:11:18,881 of Casten's report and make it public. 199 00:11:18,881 --> 00:11:20,681 It's on the servers. How do we get into the building? 200 00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:23,380 I'm so far ahead of you, man, it's scary. 201 00:11:23,380 --> 00:11:26,880 Look, I can't hack their system from the outside, 202 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:29,513 so I sent a Trojan phone. It's hacker 101. 203 00:11:29,513 --> 00:11:31,613 What I did was messenger a Smartphone 204 00:11:31,613 --> 00:11:34,979 with an extended battery to an employee that's on vacation. 205 00:11:34,979 --> 00:11:36,779 The package sits in the mail room. 206 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:39,913 It scans for wireless and Bluetooth access points. 207 00:11:39,913 --> 00:11:43,345 Unfortunately, even their internal servers are locked down like the CIA. 208 00:11:43,345 --> 00:11:45,846 So, all I was able to get was employee emails. 209 00:11:45,846 --> 00:11:48,478 - Well, anything useful there? - Oh, yeah. You know what? 210 00:11:48,478 --> 00:11:50,244 Marie from Payroll has a crush 211 00:11:50,244 --> 00:11:52,411 on Steve from Accounts Receivable. 212 00:11:52,411 --> 00:11:54,278 Look, that's Steve right there on his vacation 213 00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:55,545 in Florida from a month ago. 214 00:11:55,545 --> 00:11:57,179 She likes him? Really? 215 00:11:57,179 --> 00:12:00,577 Oh, yeah. That man is a sexy man-beast right there. 216 00:12:00,577 --> 00:12:03,911 Now, Shannon and Chris from Marketing, 217 00:12:03,911 --> 00:12:06,044 they got a little fight going on with Lauren from Ads. 218 00:12:06,044 --> 00:12:09,277 Office politics. God. It's lucky we don't have that. 219 00:12:09,277 --> 00:12:11,210 Everybody up in there's complaining about 220 00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:13,776 this state of the company thing tomorrow. And Brian from IT... 221 00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:15,309 That's it right there. That's our way in. 222 00:12:15,309 --> 00:12:17,843 Brian from IT? No, he is not a team player. 223 00:12:17,843 --> 00:12:21,043 No, no, no. No, no, no, no. That's our way in... yeah. 224 00:12:21,043 --> 00:12:23,876 Yeah, yeah. That's it. The state of the company meeting. Here we go. 225 00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:26,742 - What is that? I don't know what that is. - Me neither. 226 00:12:26,742 --> 00:12:29,176 - It's like State of the Union? - What is that? 227 00:12:29,176 --> 00:12:30,909 - No. - Oh, right. Right. 228 00:12:30,909 --> 00:12:32,775 No, you guys never had real jobs. Yeah. 229 00:12:32,775 --> 00:12:34,208 - Never. - Of course not, man. 230 00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:35,608 - Come on. - Right. 231 00:12:35,608 --> 00:12:37,541 All right. So when I used to work for IYS 232 00:12:37,541 --> 00:12:39,240 we would do this all the time. 233 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:41,841 The company, big companies they make their employees sit 234 00:12:41,841 --> 00:12:44,274 for an entire day listening to these boring speeches, 235 00:12:44,274 --> 00:12:46,374 lame entertainment, bad food. It's... 236 00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:48,374 I'm so glad I don't live in the real world. 237 00:12:48,374 --> 00:12:50,306 And it's mandatory. 238 00:12:50,306 --> 00:12:52,873 It's the only time that all the employees are away from their desks at the same time. 239 00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:57,640 All right, so we go in as caterers. We download the report while everyone's 240 00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:59,306 chucking back the mini quiches. Easy. 241 00:12:59,306 --> 00:13:02,272 No, see, it's a food company. All the catering is in-house. 242 00:13:02,272 --> 00:13:04,839 The only outsiders involved in this whole big operation 243 00:13:04,839 --> 00:13:07,372 - are the entertainment. - And who would that be? 244 00:13:07,372 --> 00:13:09,839 Oh, you gonna love this. 245 00:13:15,471 --> 00:13:18,204 Chronos, the magnificent. 246 00:13:18,204 --> 00:13:20,172 More like Chronos the jackass. 247 00:13:20,172 --> 00:13:24,072 Look, multiple sexual harassment charges. 248 00:13:27,203 --> 00:13:31,870 Look, even his assistant hates him. That's kinda sad. 249 00:13:36,336 --> 00:13:39,736 For my next trick, I will need a volunteer. 250 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,436 - Oh, pick me. - I'll do it. 251 00:13:41,436 --> 00:13:43,302 - Right here. - Here, please. 252 00:13:43,302 --> 00:13:44,669 Go ahead. Put your hand up. 253 00:13:44,669 --> 00:13:46,170 - I don't wanna do it. - Woman? 254 00:13:46,170 --> 00:13:48,436 - Don't wanna go. I hate magic. - Girl. Take one for the team. 255 00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:50,769 OK. Me, me, me, me. Pick me. 256 00:13:50,769 --> 00:13:53,935 You, come on up here. 257 00:13:56,968 --> 00:13:59,635 The box is an SASJ, 6412. 258 00:13:59,635 --> 00:14:01,301 This is how it works, all right? 259 00:14:01,301 --> 00:14:02,435 OK. 260 00:14:02,435 --> 00:14:03,155 Go on. 261 00:14:09,168 --> 00:14:12,934 - Well... what's your name? - Kara. 262 00:14:12,934 --> 00:14:15,267 Yeah, Kara. Love you. 263 00:14:15,267 --> 00:14:17,299 - Love you. - Silence. 264 00:14:17,299 --> 00:14:19,866 Love you too. Sorry. 265 00:14:19,866 --> 00:14:22,566 Now, Kara... 266 00:14:22,566 --> 00:14:26,833 Are you ready to step into the box of mystery? 267 00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:29,598 Uh... I don't know. 268 00:14:29,598 --> 00:14:32,465 I assure you, it's perfectly safe. 269 00:14:32,465 --> 00:14:36,432 I love you. That's my girl. That's my baby. 270 00:14:36,432 --> 00:14:38,198 - Yeah. - Sexy, isn't she? 271 00:14:38,198 --> 00:14:39,565 She's been doing Pilates. 272 00:14:42,230 --> 00:14:44,431 Give Kara a round of applause. 273 00:14:52,664 --> 00:14:55,463 Now, sexy-stuff, go ahead, girl. Do what you do. 274 00:15:04,763 --> 00:15:05,796 Ow! 275 00:15:05,796 --> 00:15:08,096 - Hey. Ow! - Whoa. 276 00:15:08,096 --> 00:15:09,562 - Let go. - Hey, Kara... 277 00:15:09,562 --> 00:15:11,228 - She's perfectly all right. - Oh, no. 278 00:15:11,228 --> 00:15:12,896 - Let go. - Hey, Kara. 279 00:15:12,896 --> 00:15:15,562 - Damn all that, she's all right. Baby? 280 00:15:15,562 --> 00:15:16,642 Uh, baby. 281 00:15:19,561 --> 00:15:21,028 Bang it, man. If you don't... 282 00:15:23,162 --> 00:15:24,895 Just kidding. 283 00:15:24,895 --> 00:15:27,661 Isn't she great? Isn't she... Come on. 284 00:15:27,661 --> 00:15:31,360 Snoodles. Oh, love you. 285 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:33,460 And thank you and you and you and you. 286 00:15:33,460 --> 00:15:35,127 Interlocking rings. 287 00:15:35,127 --> 00:15:37,427 Hey, man, you forgot one over here. Just... 288 00:15:37,427 --> 00:15:40,226 Thank you. That's dope, man. I like that. 289 00:15:40,226 --> 00:15:42,994 - That's nice. - Get off my stage. Just... 290 00:15:45,759 --> 00:15:47,959 Oh, look y'all, this... 291 00:15:47,959 --> 00:15:49,859 It ain't real. 292 00:15:49,859 --> 00:15:51,926 That ain't even all that. Man, that's... 293 00:15:51,926 --> 00:15:54,126 Get, get... 294 00:15:56,025 --> 00:15:57,725 - Oh, my God. Baby, I'm here... - Did you see that, baby? 295 00:15:57,725 --> 00:16:01,059 - Baby, I lost a tooth. - Somebody get on your cell. 296 00:16:01,059 --> 00:16:02,792 - I love you. - Get a dentist. You. 297 00:16:02,792 --> 00:16:04,324 I love you. 298 00:16:04,324 --> 00:16:07,059 Oh, that's great. Here you go. 299 00:16:07,059 --> 00:16:10,657 - He did what? - It's not as bad as it sounds 300 00:16:10,657 --> 00:16:14,857 but Chronos is gonna be held in custody for the next 24 hours. 301 00:16:14,857 --> 00:16:18,791 - Our event is in two hours. - We do have a replacement though. 302 00:16:18,791 --> 00:16:21,023 And he'll be with you any second. 303 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:24,189 I just need you to put his team on the security list. 304 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,523 Pick a card. 305 00:16:44,188 --> 00:16:46,487 - Harry Turner. - The magician. I know. 306 00:16:46,487 --> 00:16:49,121 Illusionist. Magicians do kids' parties. 307 00:16:49,121 --> 00:16:50,854 I do Fortune 500 companies. 308 00:16:50,854 --> 00:16:53,187 - Uh, right this way gang. - Whoa. 309 00:16:53,187 --> 00:16:55,421 - And who are these people? - Oh, this is my team. 310 00:16:55,421 --> 00:16:57,055 I believe you spoke with my manager. 311 00:16:57,055 --> 00:16:58,653 This is Nell Carver. All right? 312 00:16:58,653 --> 00:17:01,054 And my illusions designer, Frank Brunner. 313 00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:03,253 And my lovely assistant, Clea. 314 00:17:03,253 --> 00:17:06,120 Hey, man. I hope you have a doctor in the house, 315 00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:08,653 because this man right here is gonna blow your mind. 316 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:11,285 - All right, come on. We're on a very tight schedule. 317 00:17:11,285 --> 00:17:13,719 Nothing gets in or out of this building without gettin' scanned. 318 00:17:13,719 --> 00:17:15,919 These crates contain my illusions. My life. 319 00:17:15,919 --> 00:17:17,519 I'm not gonna reveal my secrets. 320 00:17:17,519 --> 00:17:19,485 - Come on. - That's not my problem, is it? 321 00:17:19,485 --> 00:17:21,585 - Could you please...? - I'll take care of this. 322 00:17:21,585 --> 00:17:24,184 Mr. Markland, I'm sure we can figure something out. 323 00:17:24,184 --> 00:17:26,085 - It's not possible... - Let's pull up the van, 324 00:17:26,085 --> 00:17:27,584 Frank, and let's get out of here. 325 00:17:27,584 --> 00:17:29,152 - Harry, are you sure? - I think so. 326 00:17:29,152 --> 00:17:30,618 - What is going on here? - Ridiculous. 327 00:17:30,618 --> 00:17:32,651 Mr. Price? This is... - What? 328 00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:34,751 Harry Turner, illusionist extraordinaire. 329 00:17:34,751 --> 00:17:36,283 You are Mr. Price, CEO of this company? 330 00:17:36,283 --> 00:17:38,817 - I am. What's goin' on here? - I would like very much, sir, 331 00:17:38,817 --> 00:17:40,817 to give your people a wonderful show, 332 00:17:40,817 --> 00:17:43,650 but your doorman here would like to look at 333 00:17:43,650 --> 00:17:47,316 our boxes of illusions and destroy the illusion. 334 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:49,315 Markland, just lighten up, will ya? 335 00:17:49,315 --> 00:17:51,749 - Just lighten up, would ya? - It's a magic show, for Pete's sake. 336 00:17:51,749 --> 00:17:53,482 ...for Pete's sake. 337 00:17:57,349 --> 00:17:59,349 OK, we're clear. Let him out. 338 00:18:00,982 --> 00:18:02,782 It's a good job you're not claustrophobic, Eliot. 339 00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,415 I was when I was a kid. Take this damn thing. 340 00:18:04,415 --> 00:18:05,982 - Oh, all right. - Really? How'd you get over it? 341 00:18:05,982 --> 00:18:07,615 - Here, Parker. - I locked myself 342 00:18:07,615 --> 00:18:09,815 in a woodshed behind my house for a couple nights. 343 00:18:09,815 --> 00:18:11,181 After that, I was fine. 344 00:18:11,181 --> 00:18:12,614 That is so funny. 345 00:18:12,614 --> 00:18:15,081 I was scared of the dark, and did exactly same thing. 346 00:18:15,081 --> 00:18:16,681 You ready. 347 00:18:23,847 --> 00:18:25,846 That is not the same thing. 348 00:18:27,212 --> 00:18:28,646 What's wrong with you? 349 00:18:29,846 --> 00:18:31,913 So, you're actually enjoying this. 350 00:18:31,913 --> 00:18:35,479 You know, being a magician, it's the next best thing to being a con artist, you know? 351 00:18:35,479 --> 00:18:38,612 It's all about misdirection and control. 352 00:18:38,612 --> 00:18:41,779 So no one actually told you that you can't control life. 353 00:18:43,146 --> 00:18:44,945 You see, this is why you're not in a relationship. 354 00:18:44,945 --> 00:18:47,779 No, Sophie. I'm very focused on my work, right now. 355 00:18:47,779 --> 00:18:49,378 You know, I was out of control before. 356 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,045 Now I'm in control. It's a good thing. 357 00:18:51,045 --> 00:18:54,277 So, what you're doing is trading one addiction for another. 358 00:18:54,277 --> 00:18:56,277 Hey, man. Do you know how to do this magic stuff? 359 00:18:56,277 --> 00:18:58,844 Oh, no, absolutely. Positively. Yeah. No. 360 00:18:58,844 --> 00:19:01,511 It's all about the rabbit. You know, having... 361 00:19:01,511 --> 00:19:04,710 By the way, where is... Where did the rabbit go? 362 00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:07,910 Uh, OK, uh, oh. OK, OK, Hardison. 363 00:19:07,910 --> 00:19:10,209 Let's go over the plan. 364 00:19:10,209 --> 00:19:13,376 OK, the show opens with our friend Erik Casten, 365 00:19:13,376 --> 00:19:15,742 delivering the state of the company speech. 366 00:19:15,742 --> 00:19:17,876 The speech is scheduled to last an hour, 367 00:19:17,876 --> 00:19:19,809 giving myself, Eliot, and Parker enough time 368 00:19:19,809 --> 00:19:22,143 to go down to the server room, hack the servers, 369 00:19:22,143 --> 00:19:24,275 download the report, and get back downstairs. 370 00:19:24,275 --> 00:19:26,442 So, massively there will be no magic show. 371 00:19:26,442 --> 00:19:28,374 Oh no, there might be a magic show. Absolutely. 372 00:19:28,374 --> 00:19:31,908 We might want to treat these people to the illusionist extraordinaire. All right. 373 00:19:31,908 --> 00:19:34,675 Yeah. You, um... you really do need a girlfriend. 374 00:19:34,675 --> 00:19:37,641 No. All I need is the... is the rabbit. 375 00:19:37,641 --> 00:19:39,740 Where's... 376 00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:42,206 - Yeah, Hardison? - Hmm? 377 00:19:42,206 --> 00:19:45,774 - Have the rabbit? - No. 378 00:19:45,774 --> 00:19:49,707 - This is a real magic hat, man. - Where's the rabbit? 379 00:19:49,707 --> 00:19:52,372 - I thought you had it. - All right. Come on, fan out, fan out. 380 00:19:52,372 --> 00:19:55,073 - Damn it, Hardison. - I never had anything. 381 00:19:57,172 --> 00:19:58,939 Sophie. You're on. 382 00:19:58,939 --> 00:20:01,205 Molly, I just wanna say thanks for all you do. 383 00:20:01,205 --> 00:20:02,673 - Thank you. - It means a lot. 384 00:20:02,673 --> 00:20:04,405 - Mr. Price. Nell Carver. - Hi, Nell. 385 00:20:04,405 --> 00:20:06,772 Yeah. I... We met earlier actually. I work with Harry. 386 00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:08,571 - Oh, the, the magician. - Yeah, that's right. 387 00:20:08,571 --> 00:20:11,405 So, listen, there's just a little thing... When Harry does 388 00:20:11,405 --> 00:20:13,471 these corporate gigs, you know he likes to work in 389 00:20:13,471 --> 00:20:15,972 a few little tidbits about the employees. 390 00:20:15,972 --> 00:20:18,737 Just funny little things. I knew you'd wanna help. 391 00:20:18,737 --> 00:20:20,737 I wondered if I could scribble down a couple of things. 392 00:20:20,737 --> 00:20:25,971 Oh boy, let's see, well, one is Dave Bickle. 393 00:20:25,971 --> 00:20:27,904 - Bickle? - Dave Bickle loves his coffee. 394 00:20:27,904 --> 00:20:30,137 - Loves his coffee. - Takes it very seriously. 395 00:20:30,137 --> 00:20:32,469 Yeah. And who else we got. 396 00:20:32,469 --> 00:20:36,137 Oh, he just loves his coffee? 397 00:20:36,137 --> 00:20:41,935 - Yeah. Oh, I mean, he pours down... - Oh, I see. That's it. 398 00:20:41,935 --> 00:20:43,702 I thought you said you had to have a corporate ID badge 399 00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:45,301 - to get in the elevator. - We do. 400 00:20:45,301 --> 00:20:47,168 We actually need one from a top executive. 401 00:20:47,168 --> 00:20:48,468 Where we gonna get that? 402 00:20:48,468 --> 00:20:52,435 Sophie's sending one to me right now... by magic. 403 00:20:52,435 --> 00:20:54,300 And then there's uh, Sam Weston. 404 00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:56,467 Except we call him Spam Weston 405 00:20:56,467 --> 00:20:59,901 - because this guy forwards email all over the company. 406 00:20:59,901 --> 00:21:02,668 - Unbelievable. - Spam Weston. I get it. That's great. 407 00:21:02,668 --> 00:21:04,934 Now, Harry is gonna work wonders with that. 408 00:21:04,934 --> 00:21:07,733 That... that is fabulous. Thank you so much. 409 00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:09,366 See, Sophie's Smartphone is pickin' up 410 00:21:09,366 --> 00:21:12,233 the RFID signal from the big boss' ID. 411 00:21:12,233 --> 00:21:15,034 All she had to do was cozy up next to him and... 412 00:21:15,034 --> 00:21:18,932 Go, go, go, go, go, go. Go. 413 00:21:18,932 --> 00:21:21,565 You picked his pockets without stealing anything. Cool. 414 00:21:21,565 --> 00:21:24,066 That's what I do. A man. A phone. No limits. 415 00:21:24,066 --> 00:21:27,532 - I just know if that's gonna be a weekly thing. - A man. A phone. No action. 416 00:21:29,966 --> 00:21:32,464 Come on, man, you left that out there like a hanging curve ball. 417 00:21:35,598 --> 00:21:38,197 And now, ladies and gentlemen, to deliver this year's 418 00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:42,464 state of the company address, I've chosen a rising star. 419 00:21:42,464 --> 00:21:45,730 This is a man whose work ethic, whose creativity... 420 00:21:45,730 --> 00:21:48,296 Yet, utter disregard for human life. 421 00:21:48,296 --> 00:21:50,997 ...and whose dedication to our mission, 422 00:21:50,997 --> 00:21:53,830 make him uniquely qualified really to talk with us 423 00:21:53,830 --> 00:21:57,963 about how far we've come and also how far we still have to go. 424 00:21:57,963 --> 00:22:02,063 I am honored to introduce, Vice-President Erik Casten. 425 00:22:02,063 --> 00:22:05,063 Erik, come on up. 426 00:22:06,963 --> 00:22:09,695 We'll give him a little moment before he sinks himself. 427 00:22:09,695 --> 00:22:13,361 You know, I wrote a speech about this company, 428 00:22:13,361 --> 00:22:15,795 which I've been proud to call my home for five years. 429 00:22:15,795 --> 00:22:18,495 But then I thought, doesn't our record-breaking 430 00:22:18,495 --> 00:22:21,227 - third quarter speak for itself? 431 00:22:26,494 --> 00:22:29,927 So with that, and the open bar in mind, 432 00:22:29,927 --> 00:22:33,460 I'd just like to say, thanks everybody 433 00:22:33,460 --> 00:22:36,226 and let's give a warm welcome to... 434 00:22:36,226 --> 00:22:39,159 - Harry Turner, illusionist extraordinaire. - That's you. 435 00:22:39,159 --> 00:22:40,760 Hey, you're on. 436 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,259 - Parker, I need my assistant. Now. - Let's go. 437 00:22:43,259 --> 00:22:45,027 How come Parker gets to be the assistant? 438 00:22:45,027 --> 00:22:46,992 How come Nate gets to be the magician? 439 00:22:46,992 --> 00:22:48,992 I do card tricks too. I do great card tricks. 440 00:22:48,992 --> 00:22:51,191 - Can we talk about this later? - That's what I was saying. 441 00:22:51,191 --> 00:22:53,925 Does anyone wanna do my job? Huh? I get punched and kicked. 442 00:22:53,925 --> 00:22:56,258 - I just think if it was me... - Here, I gotta go. 443 00:22:56,258 --> 00:22:58,325 You're giving me your gum? Go on. 444 00:22:58,325 --> 00:23:01,157 Hello, Lillian Foods. 445 00:23:02,224 --> 00:23:06,691 Oh, it's such a honor to be here with you. 446 00:23:06,691 --> 00:23:10,791 It's, um... Lillian Foods... 447 00:23:10,791 --> 00:23:14,790 When I think of Lillian Foods I think of frozen pizza. 448 00:23:17,857 --> 00:23:19,323 What am I supposed to do with that? 449 00:23:19,323 --> 00:23:22,223 - Hook it to something. - Ain't nothin' to hook it to. 450 00:23:24,422 --> 00:23:25,142 Yahoo! 451 00:23:32,489 --> 00:23:33,989 We're gonna do a lot of magic here today. 452 00:23:33,989 --> 00:23:35,489 Whoo! 453 00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:43,434 Huh? Huh? 454 00:23:46,621 --> 00:23:47,588 - You hear that? - Yeah. 455 00:23:50,553 --> 00:23:52,253 My wonderful assistant, 456 00:23:52,253 --> 00:23:55,654 the spectacular, unpredictable, Clea. 457 00:23:56,754 --> 00:23:57,754 Wow. 458 00:23:59,820 --> 00:24:02,086 - Huh? - Wave. Say, hi. Something. 459 00:24:02,086 --> 00:24:04,452 Isn't she magnificent? 460 00:24:05,919 --> 00:24:08,419 Oh, look at that. I coulda just hooked it to the rail. 461 00:24:08,419 --> 00:24:11,352 - My bad. - How am I supposed to get down? 462 00:24:11,352 --> 00:24:12,653 Go change. 463 00:24:13,551 --> 00:24:14,301 Oh! 464 00:24:16,351 --> 00:24:17,551 Whoa. 465 00:24:17,551 --> 00:24:20,351 Really, man? You didn't see that coming? 466 00:24:20,351 --> 00:24:22,518 Not funny. 467 00:24:22,518 --> 00:24:23,885 Not funny. 468 00:24:23,885 --> 00:24:27,084 Mr. Casten, what happened to your speech? 469 00:24:27,084 --> 00:24:28,450 While everyone's busy with the show 470 00:24:28,450 --> 00:24:31,550 I've got some things to take care of upstairs. 471 00:24:31,550 --> 00:24:32,270 Alone. 472 00:24:37,784 --> 00:24:39,983 All clear. 473 00:24:39,983 --> 00:24:41,783 Well, if you wanted to make coffee disappear 474 00:24:41,783 --> 00:24:43,583 what would you do? 475 00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:47,316 - Well, you know, Dave... - Bickle. 476 00:24:47,316 --> 00:24:50,882 David Bickle knows about disappearing coffee don't ya, Dave. 477 00:24:50,882 --> 00:24:53,882 Hm? Right? 478 00:24:58,082 --> 00:24:59,382 How long is this gonna take? 479 00:24:59,382 --> 00:25:00,982 As long as it has to take. 480 00:25:00,982 --> 00:25:02,448 I was just pulled up to the ceiling 481 00:25:02,448 --> 00:25:03,547 of an elevator by my pants 482 00:25:03,547 --> 00:25:05,180 so do not take that tone with me. 483 00:25:07,781 --> 00:25:09,048 Go. Go. 484 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:27,779 It's Casten. What the hell's he doin' in the server room? 485 00:25:28,445 --> 00:25:29,912 Let's find out. 486 00:25:29,912 --> 00:25:32,345 - What are you doing? - All the employee phones 487 00:25:32,345 --> 00:25:34,512 in this building are hooked up to the internal Wi-Fi. 488 00:25:34,512 --> 00:25:37,278 Remember the Trojan phone? It works both ways. 489 00:25:37,278 --> 00:25:39,879 You see, I can use the server to access his phone 490 00:25:39,879 --> 00:25:44,544 and once I'm in, I can see through his phone's camera. 491 00:25:44,544 --> 00:25:45,911 You can do that? 492 00:25:45,911 --> 00:25:49,544 Oh, you'd be surprised at what I can do. 493 00:25:56,011 --> 00:25:57,377 He's deleting the files. 494 00:25:58,644 --> 00:26:01,377 Guys, remember that bright idea we had about 495 00:26:01,377 --> 00:26:03,543 accessing the server room while everyone was at the show? 496 00:26:03,543 --> 00:26:04,844 Parker, where are you? 497 00:26:04,844 --> 00:26:07,809 - Oh, my... - We're not the only ones. 498 00:26:07,809 --> 00:26:11,175 He's gonna wipe everything from the system. 499 00:26:12,576 --> 00:26:14,643 People are gonna die. 500 00:26:20,341 --> 00:26:21,875 So, do you like working at Lillian Foods? Yes? 501 00:26:21,875 --> 00:26:23,608 - Yeah. - Stall, Nate, stall. 502 00:26:23,608 --> 00:26:27,842 Here she is now. The lovely, Clea. 503 00:26:28,975 --> 00:26:30,807 Yes, Clea. Very nice. 504 00:26:30,807 --> 00:26:33,340 Ho. Thank you very much, Clea. 505 00:26:33,340 --> 00:26:36,140 I'll just put that right here. I have something for ya, Clea. 506 00:26:36,140 --> 00:26:38,974 Something you might like very much. Hm. 507 00:26:38,974 --> 00:26:42,439 It's right here... somewhere. Ah, here it is. 508 00:26:42,439 --> 00:26:44,973 It's not working. 509 00:26:44,973 --> 00:26:47,107 Do you have another way to access the servers, guys? 510 00:26:49,706 --> 00:26:50,456 Ah. 511 00:26:51,406 --> 00:26:52,906 Already on it. 512 00:26:52,906 --> 00:26:55,006 Leigh, I need secondary access to the servers. 513 00:26:55,006 --> 00:26:57,939 Try the junction room. It has one IO station. 514 00:26:57,939 --> 00:26:59,905 And be careful. 515 00:27:02,839 --> 00:27:04,505 - Bartender? - Yeah. 516 00:27:04,505 --> 00:27:05,772 - Can I have another? - OK. 517 00:27:05,772 --> 00:27:07,771 Can you get to the servers from here? 518 00:27:07,771 --> 00:27:09,804 Oh, yeah. If anything, the computer system's 519 00:27:09,804 --> 00:27:11,105 are more vulnerable up here. 520 00:27:11,105 --> 00:27:13,204 The only catch is, security is way gnarlier. 521 00:27:13,204 --> 00:27:15,204 - What about Casten? - It'll take him some time. 522 00:27:15,204 --> 00:27:17,337 See he has to find and delete all the copies. 523 00:27:17,337 --> 00:27:18,704 We just need one. 524 00:27:21,136 --> 00:27:23,837 - Guys, I can't bypass the biometrics. 525 00:27:23,837 --> 00:27:26,004 I need a fingerprint. 526 00:27:30,470 --> 00:27:32,702 And it has to be somebody with pretty high clearance. 527 00:27:32,702 --> 00:27:34,402 Shh. 528 00:27:36,669 --> 00:27:38,335 - I'm on it. - Now in the olden days, 529 00:27:38,335 --> 00:27:41,069 magicians used supernatural forces. 530 00:27:41,069 --> 00:27:43,335 But here at Lillian Foods I draw on the mighty power of... 531 00:27:43,335 --> 00:27:45,768 - Mr. Price, Mr. Price, we're ready for you. - What? 532 00:27:45,768 --> 00:27:48,368 - Oh? What do you mean? - It's time for your bit of the magic show. 533 00:27:48,368 --> 00:27:50,835 - No, I didn't... - We did clear it with your assistant. 534 00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:53,234 She said that you wanted to show a more fun side this year. 535 00:27:53,234 --> 00:27:55,801 - So, let's go. - Um... 536 00:27:55,801 --> 00:27:58,001 OK, but is it gonna take much time? 537 00:27:58,001 --> 00:28:00,467 No, no, no. It's gonna be over in a... 538 00:28:00,467 --> 00:28:01,834 ...Flash. 539 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,166 Thank you. 540 00:28:14,766 --> 00:28:16,799 And now, to help me with my next illusion, 541 00:28:16,799 --> 00:28:18,033 a man you know all too well, 542 00:28:18,033 --> 00:28:21,165 a man that HR department likes to call a hire power. 543 00:28:21,165 --> 00:28:24,865 - Mr. William Taylor Price, ladies and gentlemen. 544 00:28:24,865 --> 00:28:26,765 Mr. Price. Mr. Price, 545 00:28:26,765 --> 00:28:28,898 if you could just come and stand next to me right here. 546 00:28:28,898 --> 00:28:31,264 Right here, sir. That's fantastic. 547 00:28:31,264 --> 00:28:33,632 Now, there's something I'd like you to hold onto, OK? 548 00:28:33,632 --> 00:28:34,897 Just come stand over here. 549 00:28:34,897 --> 00:28:37,031 That's right. Just keep that in your hand like this. 550 00:28:37,031 --> 00:28:39,163 - Now I want you to concentrate. Why am I holding...? 551 00:28:39,163 --> 00:28:40,864 No questions. 552 00:28:40,864 --> 00:28:44,397 - I mean, believe in the magic. - Yes, believe in the magic. 553 00:28:55,363 --> 00:28:56,830 Abracadabra. 554 00:28:56,830 --> 00:28:59,362 - All right. Are you believing? - I... Yeah. 555 00:28:59,362 --> 00:29:01,962 What are you thinking of? A number between one and seven. 556 00:29:01,962 --> 00:29:03,695 - Uh... - That's good. 557 00:29:03,695 --> 00:29:05,595 Joe, don't tell me. 558 00:29:05,595 --> 00:29:08,295 OK. Now I want you to hold out your arm like this. 559 00:29:08,295 --> 00:29:11,261 OK. Now, on my count you're gonna open your hand. 560 00:29:11,261 --> 00:29:12,694 - Look here. - What? 561 00:29:12,694 --> 00:29:13,995 Ready. And open. 562 00:29:13,995 --> 00:29:14,745 Ho. 563 00:29:18,461 --> 00:29:19,561 Thank you very much, Mr. Price. 564 00:29:19,561 --> 00:29:21,394 - It was six. - It was six. 565 00:29:21,394 --> 00:29:23,594 Sure it was. Certainly. It was six. 566 00:29:23,594 --> 00:29:26,393 - Who would like this? Anybody? 567 00:29:35,526 --> 00:29:37,759 - What? - It's not optical. 568 00:29:37,759 --> 00:29:40,026 They're using active capacitance. 569 00:29:40,026 --> 00:29:42,258 See, what happens is it measures the change in voltage across 570 00:29:42,258 --> 00:29:44,525 - the microridges of the... - Can you get in or not? 571 00:29:44,525 --> 00:29:46,359 You... 572 00:29:50,891 --> 00:29:53,224 - Gummy frogs? - Mm-hmm. 573 00:29:53,224 --> 00:29:58,058 You see gummy frogs have the same resistance as human skin, 574 00:29:58,058 --> 00:30:00,058 about twenty milliohms. 575 00:30:02,156 --> 00:30:05,290 What'd I say? That's a low-tech hack right there. 576 00:30:05,290 --> 00:30:06,857 It's a piece of cake. 577 00:30:12,790 --> 00:30:15,456 There may also be a retinal scanner. 578 00:30:17,090 --> 00:30:19,255 - How am I gonna get his retinas? 579 00:30:19,255 --> 00:30:21,656 The proper assistant would know the answer to that. 580 00:30:21,656 --> 00:30:23,923 OK. Hold tight. 581 00:30:25,689 --> 00:30:29,788 And now, how many of you would like to see your boss disappear? 582 00:30:29,788 --> 00:30:31,588 Hmm? Join us. 583 00:30:31,588 --> 00:30:35,055 Now, if we could bring Mr. Price back up here that'd be great. 584 00:30:35,055 --> 00:30:37,488 Mr. Price. 585 00:30:37,488 --> 00:30:39,354 - Mr. Price. - Mr. Price. 586 00:30:39,354 --> 00:30:42,654 - How you doing today, sir? Good? - We did this. 587 00:30:42,654 --> 00:30:45,187 - You're supposed to do it like this. - Next time, you jump down 588 00:30:45,187 --> 00:30:48,253 - the elevator shaft. - Oh, stop it. Everybody knows you love that. 589 00:30:48,253 --> 00:30:50,120 Right this way, Mr. Price. 590 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:54,020 Now, say goodbye to Mr. Price because you may never see him again. 591 00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:56,820 This illusion is difficult. 592 00:30:56,820 --> 00:31:00,953 Especially for someone who has never performed it before such as myself. 593 00:31:00,953 --> 00:31:03,186 - Oh. - Mr. Price? 594 00:31:03,186 --> 00:31:07,418 - Yeah. - OK. Say goodbye. 595 00:31:07,418 --> 00:31:09,318 Bye-bye. 596 00:31:13,318 --> 00:31:16,217 So that's how they do that trick. 597 00:31:19,851 --> 00:31:23,085 - All right, I'll go check it out. - Right behind you. 598 00:31:25,051 --> 00:31:29,017 - Hello, hello. Hello. Hello. - No, Mr. Price. 599 00:31:29,017 --> 00:31:30,750 - Am I moving? - Now, don't make a peep. 600 00:31:30,750 --> 00:31:33,516 Yeah, the, they're lapping it up. You're doing great. 601 00:31:33,516 --> 00:31:38,950 Yeah. This is good. I think. 602 00:31:47,749 --> 00:31:50,882 Oh, terrible, I know. 603 00:31:53,248 --> 00:31:55,314 Now are you ready to see dear old Mr. Price? 604 00:31:55,314 --> 00:31:56,314 Yes? 605 00:31:57,615 --> 00:31:59,748 Clea, we must do this. 606 00:32:00,581 --> 00:32:04,448 One! Two! Three! Voil�! 607 00:32:07,047 --> 00:32:07,797 OK. 608 00:32:10,180 --> 00:32:13,814 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. 609 00:32:13,814 --> 00:32:16,047 - I don't see why I wasn't the assistant. 610 00:32:16,047 --> 00:32:20,679 - I mean, why wasn't I? Abracadabra. I could do that. 611 00:32:21,879 --> 00:32:23,046 Stop. 612 00:32:24,546 --> 00:32:28,980 - He's all yours. - Hello. Hello. 613 00:32:35,612 --> 00:32:37,845 Whoa. Whoa. 614 00:32:37,845 --> 00:32:39,812 Thank you. 615 00:32:39,812 --> 00:32:43,644 I can hear you breathing out there. Hello? 616 00:32:48,844 --> 00:32:49,594 Oh. 617 00:32:52,143 --> 00:32:53,944 Please take care of this bird. 618 00:32:56,276 --> 00:32:59,876 You said take care of it. 619 00:33:01,109 --> 00:33:02,843 - Where ya been? - Hello. 620 00:33:02,843 --> 00:33:04,376 - You can't get it from here. - Listen, I can hear you. 621 00:33:04,376 --> 00:33:08,642 - Don't move it. Move back. Move back. - Hello. Oh, thank God. 622 00:33:08,642 --> 00:33:10,842 I was really beginning to think this whole thing 623 00:33:10,842 --> 00:33:13,342 was gonna be Bickle getting back at me for all the coffee... Hey. 624 00:33:13,342 --> 00:33:15,442 You're doin' a hell of a job. You're killin' 'em. 625 00:33:15,442 --> 00:33:17,375 It's really dark in here. 626 00:33:18,742 --> 00:33:20,708 Bickle, Spam Weston, 627 00:33:20,708 --> 00:33:22,374 are you guys in on this together? 628 00:33:22,374 --> 00:33:24,608 Who else is out there? Come on. 629 00:33:31,674 --> 00:33:34,540 Now, Clea, if you'll pull the end of this rope. 630 00:33:36,139 --> 00:33:38,873 And another one. Blow on this. 631 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:41,390 Hm? 632 00:33:44,473 --> 00:33:45,872 Now blow on this. 633 00:33:50,439 --> 00:33:52,238 There we go. 634 00:33:55,305 --> 00:33:57,639 No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 635 00:33:57,639 --> 00:34:00,072 - We're too late. They're all gone. 636 00:34:00,072 --> 00:34:02,605 Casten deleted all copies of the report. 637 00:34:04,838 --> 00:34:07,838 Markland, I'm on the way down. 638 00:34:07,838 --> 00:34:10,837 Dr. Jameson can cry all she wants. 639 00:34:10,837 --> 00:34:12,804 She's got nothing on me now. 640 00:34:17,503 --> 00:34:19,437 Markland... 641 00:34:19,437 --> 00:34:20,971 ...besides the server room, 642 00:34:20,971 --> 00:34:23,036 where else could someone access protected files? 643 00:34:23,036 --> 00:34:25,736 Uh, in the junction room. Why? 644 00:34:25,736 --> 00:34:28,235 We may have a breach. 645 00:34:29,469 --> 00:34:31,202 There it is. We have movement in the elevator. 646 00:34:31,202 --> 00:34:33,269 - Lock it all down. - Done. 647 00:34:33,269 --> 00:34:34,669 Go to the elevator now! 648 00:34:42,902 --> 00:34:44,468 Uh-oh. 649 00:34:44,468 --> 00:34:47,401 - Uh-oh? What do you mean, uh-oh? - This isn't funny any longer. 650 00:34:47,401 --> 00:34:51,167 - Step out of the elevator. - Oh. That uh-oh. 651 00:34:51,167 --> 00:34:52,434 Help. 652 00:34:56,267 --> 00:34:58,233 - Step out of the elevator. - No. 653 00:35:02,033 --> 00:35:02,753 Hello. 654 00:35:06,232 --> 00:35:08,132 Hello. 655 00:35:08,833 --> 00:35:11,132 Stop! Help! 656 00:35:11,132 --> 00:35:15,465 I can hear you! Just stop it! 657 00:35:15,465 --> 00:35:17,298 Come on! 658 00:35:17,298 --> 00:35:18,258 Stop it! 659 00:35:25,031 --> 00:35:27,065 Hey Nate, you know that trick 660 00:35:27,065 --> 00:35:30,197 where you make a guy disappear from a locked room? 661 00:35:30,197 --> 00:35:32,264 I could really use that right now. 662 00:35:32,264 --> 00:35:34,130 What's wrong, Clea? 663 00:35:34,130 --> 00:35:35,998 - I don't know. The Chicken Kiev... - Are you OK? 664 00:35:35,998 --> 00:35:38,630 - Is there a doctor in the house? 665 00:35:38,630 --> 00:35:39,380 Oh! 666 00:35:43,530 --> 00:35:47,296 - Echo team, report. - Team is down. Magician's assistant took them out. 667 00:35:47,296 --> 00:35:50,362 Repeat that last. Did you say magician? 668 00:35:50,362 --> 00:35:53,029 This is no longer a joke. Come on. 669 00:35:53,029 --> 00:35:55,495 Oh, my goodness stop! 670 00:35:55,495 --> 00:35:57,662 If you can hear my voice out there 671 00:35:57,662 --> 00:35:59,095 I'm tellin' you you're fired. 672 00:35:59,095 --> 00:36:01,162 Stop it. 673 00:36:01,996 --> 00:36:04,761 Stop it. Ah! 674 00:36:10,494 --> 00:36:11,214 Hello? 675 00:36:14,261 --> 00:36:15,727 Show's over. We're blown. 676 00:36:15,727 --> 00:36:19,327 - Hello? - Ooh. Nate, bring down the curtain now. 677 00:36:20,226 --> 00:36:21,694 Hey. 678 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:26,527 Hello? Hello? 679 00:36:26,527 --> 00:36:29,159 And now, now is time for our grand finale. 680 00:36:29,159 --> 00:36:32,526 Clea, grand finale. 681 00:36:46,124 --> 00:36:49,425 Thank God. This, it turns out, is not the mens' room. 682 00:36:49,425 --> 00:36:52,557 But y'all should have signs up and down in the hallways 683 00:36:52,557 --> 00:36:54,424 'cause I've been stuck in here for about a hour, man. 684 00:36:54,424 --> 00:36:56,324 Ironic, I know, 'cause of the whole magic, 685 00:36:56,324 --> 00:36:57,791 but, see, I build the magic tricks, 686 00:36:57,791 --> 00:37:00,457 - my man does 'em. That's my man. - The drive. 687 00:37:00,457 --> 00:37:02,924 The... I'm sorry... I don't drive. 688 00:37:02,924 --> 00:37:05,289 That drive. Oh, OK. 689 00:37:05,289 --> 00:37:08,523 I see what you... 690 00:37:11,590 --> 00:37:12,856 Ah, yes. 691 00:37:14,556 --> 00:37:16,723 Now, I'd like you to count with us please. 692 00:37:16,723 --> 00:37:18,622 Are you sure this is gonna work? 693 00:37:18,622 --> 00:37:20,855 Fifty-fifty chance. 694 00:37:21,488 --> 00:37:24,922 - One. - One. 695 00:37:24,922 --> 00:37:26,488 Where's the rest of your team? 696 00:37:26,488 --> 00:37:28,355 I don't even know what you talkin' about, man. 697 00:37:28,355 --> 00:37:31,721 - Two. - Two. 698 00:37:32,654 --> 00:37:35,187 - Three. - Three. 699 00:37:40,487 --> 00:37:42,620 Go to the wing. Get the exit doors. 700 00:37:47,153 --> 00:37:51,687 - Magic tricks? - Hey, man you lookin' at all my stuff. 701 00:37:51,687 --> 00:37:53,520 That's all my business. Man, you know what? 702 00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:56,419 You, sir, should expect a very strongly worded letter 703 00:37:56,419 --> 00:37:58,019 from the Magicians Local 77. 704 00:37:58,019 --> 00:38:02,152 The labels on frozen dinners say heat to 161 degrees. 705 00:38:02,152 --> 00:38:05,586 That kills the bacteria. It's on the package. 706 00:38:09,151 --> 00:38:11,151 The world is a very dangerous place 707 00:38:11,151 --> 00:38:14,284 for people who can't follow simple instructions. 708 00:38:14,284 --> 00:38:15,244 Outside. 709 00:38:17,484 --> 00:38:19,684 They're outside in the gray van. 710 00:38:21,850 --> 00:38:24,550 - Good man. - Was all that necessary, man? 711 00:38:24,550 --> 00:38:26,750 I got asthmatic tendencies. 712 00:38:34,749 --> 00:38:38,215 I don't see a van. You have five seconds 713 00:38:38,215 --> 00:38:39,683 to tell me what's really going on here. 714 00:38:39,683 --> 00:38:41,382 - Do I? Really? OK. - Mm-hm. 715 00:38:41,382 --> 00:38:43,215 - You ain't nothin' but a strong arm, ain't ya? 716 00:38:43,215 --> 00:38:45,915 I blogged your Web site about that the Lillian Foods Web site... 717 00:38:45,915 --> 00:38:48,081 - Did you pocket dial me? - What? 718 00:38:50,882 --> 00:38:52,281 Gimme that. 719 00:38:53,181 --> 00:38:56,681 Who the hell is this? 720 00:38:56,681 --> 00:38:59,581 The secret of magic is misdirection, Mr. Casten. 721 00:38:59,581 --> 00:39:03,414 Magician, what are you doing on my phone? 722 00:39:03,414 --> 00:39:04,948 Misdirection. 723 00:39:04,948 --> 00:39:07,814 So you went after the incriminating reports. 724 00:39:07,814 --> 00:39:11,047 And I deleted it. Every copy. 725 00:39:11,047 --> 00:39:14,313 Absolutely. But you know, I don't think all that security 726 00:39:14,313 --> 00:39:16,947 is in place just to protect those reports. 727 00:39:16,947 --> 00:39:21,312 Do you? I mean, what's really valuable on those servers? Hm? 728 00:39:21,312 --> 00:39:23,078 Too late. They're all gone. 729 00:39:23,078 --> 00:39:25,412 Casten deleted all copies of the report. 730 00:39:25,412 --> 00:39:27,445 Do you have access to the company's food patents? 731 00:39:27,445 --> 00:39:30,545 Yes. Yes, I do. 732 00:39:32,278 --> 00:39:34,811 Yes. I had my assistant download them. 733 00:39:34,811 --> 00:39:38,911 Magician, thief, whatever. We have your man 734 00:39:38,911 --> 00:39:40,277 and his hard drive. 735 00:39:40,277 --> 00:39:42,411 You never got the patents out of the building. 736 00:39:42,411 --> 00:39:46,910 No. No. No. You got those patents out of the building. 737 00:39:46,910 --> 00:39:50,176 All we had to do was pick up your phone. 738 00:40:00,309 --> 00:40:03,809 Now, these patents represent hundreds of millions 739 00:40:03,809 --> 00:40:08,009 of dollars in your company's present and future earnings. 740 00:40:08,009 --> 00:40:09,709 They're on your cell phone. 741 00:40:09,709 --> 00:40:11,875 Downloaded the day you were alone in the server room. 742 00:40:11,875 --> 00:40:14,241 See, I can use the server to access his phone. 743 00:40:14,241 --> 00:40:15,675 You can do that? 744 00:40:21,408 --> 00:40:24,007 Oh, you'd be surprised what I can do. 745 00:40:25,507 --> 00:40:27,740 Now, I wouldn't wanna be caught in that act. Would you? 746 00:40:27,740 --> 00:40:30,340 - Huh, Mr. Casten? - What do you want? 747 00:40:30,340 --> 00:40:33,941 Well, first I'd like you to let my friend go. Next, you'll pull 748 00:40:33,941 --> 00:40:36,439 - the entire frozen foods line from the market. - Let him go. 749 00:40:36,439 --> 00:40:40,072 You have to be kidding me! Do you understand how much that'll cost the company? 750 00:40:40,072 --> 00:40:43,839 Yes. Well, we're sending a specialist to help with the recall. 751 00:40:43,839 --> 00:40:46,139 You'll also issue a formal apology. 752 00:40:46,139 --> 00:40:48,538 Along with your letter of resignation. 753 00:40:48,538 --> 00:40:50,738 You know what? They had me in a box. 754 00:40:50,738 --> 00:40:53,939 Get him upstairs! Clear out his office, right now! 755 00:40:53,939 --> 00:40:56,772 Now, why don't we give the lady a nice round of applause. 756 00:41:06,470 --> 00:41:10,137 And your queen should be... it's right here. 757 00:41:12,004 --> 00:41:14,736 - Stole it. - You... you can't do that. 758 00:41:14,736 --> 00:41:16,803 I'm finishing off the kung pao. 759 00:41:16,803 --> 00:41:19,403 OK, yeah. I got three possible clients to research. 760 00:41:19,403 --> 00:41:22,303 - I just wanna finish. - I've got an idea. 761 00:41:22,303 --> 00:41:24,202 Listen, why don't you give Dr. Jameson a ring? 762 00:41:24,202 --> 00:41:26,535 I'm workin'. Workin' over here. 763 00:41:32,835 --> 00:41:35,969 Put it in. All right. I'm not even looking. 764 00:41:38,036 --> 00:41:39,668 What? 765 00:41:40,901 --> 00:41:42,401 He's fine. 766 00:41:42,401 --> 00:41:45,100 We had to practically beg him to come back. All right? 767 00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:47,634 He's not drinking. He's at the top of his game. 768 00:41:47,634 --> 00:41:49,467 I gotta be honest with you, I can't even believe we pulled this one off. 769 00:41:49,467 --> 00:41:52,333 Well, that's the problem. He keeps winning. 770 00:41:52,333 --> 00:41:54,934 And every time he wins, he believes a little more 771 00:41:54,934 --> 00:41:59,400 that he can control... life. 772 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:01,199 It's what gets him through the day. 773 00:42:01,199 --> 00:42:03,365 What happens when he loses? 774 00:42:04,399 --> 00:42:07,198 The last time he lost, it broke him. 775 00:42:07,198 --> 00:42:09,265 He breaks again... 776 00:42:09,265 --> 00:42:12,532 ...I don't think even we could pick up the pieces. 60351

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