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Richard!

We're here!

Richard!

Come on!

Give another little honk.

Can you cut that out you damn animals! You idiots, we know that you're here!

You don't have to wake up the entire neighbourhood!

Drunk as usual I suppose!

Damn drunks!

Louise and Germaine are gonna hear about this. I can guarantee that!

A few quick phone calls, you'll see we're gonna fix you all up.

Always on strike. My little stay at home dad.

Damn dummy!

We're coming!

Can you believe it?! Letting a kid walk down the stairs with all of those bags.

Oh lord!

Don't forget the kid's jacket!

Yea?

The keys.

It's the round one.

I'm coming with you guys.

What?

Hey! We're going hunting. It's not for kids.

Don't worry. Richard will take care of it.

- Do you have enough wool socks and scarves? -Yea.

- See ya. - See ya.

-Don't come back dead drunk now!

- Course not. - Be careful with the kid!

-Of course.

Hey, he's way too young. We can't bring him with us.

Not my decision. She wanted him to go.

This is crazy. He'll just be in our way. Also it's way too dangerous.

I told you. It's not my decision.

She didn't want to keep him at the house for the weekend.

I promise he won't be in the way.

Ah Christ!

Richard!

Take good care of the kid now.

And try not to get killed.

Alright let's get going.

You want one?

No take one of mine.

No, no. You?

Thanks but I only drink liquor.

Because beer makes you fat!

Really?

We're going to have a lot fun. Right?!

Are Moose really big?

Big? Damn right they're big!

Bigger than a horse!

And they just walk around like this.

Yeah and... Their antlers!

Well they wouldn't even fit in the car.

It's real beautiful.

Hey!

The size of the car...

Not to brag but it's almost big enough.

You see the motor on this baby.

Hold on to your hats!

- Yeah! - Sure is something.

Three hundred and eighty horse power running this girl.

How much are you leasing it for?

I pay all my cars cash.

I don't know. I wouldn't mind a...

A nice little European car.

A European car?

You just look like a broke ass with one of those.

He's killed so many moose...

He has the antlers.

And he has enough to build a fence around his house.

Yeah it's true, you'll see.

So as I was saying...

Right...

You need to get there before him.

Otherwise he'll sense you coming.

Those animals are real clever.

Because when you enter the woods, you can't smell like a man.

You have to smell like the woods.

Or even smell like an animal.

Suppose that you see some manure, rub some on yourself.

The worse you smell, the better it is!

So it'd been about half an hour.

That we'd been hearing cracking branches.

He was coming down from the mountain.

Heading to river to drink.

And every now and then we could hear a little wheeze.

Pierre was doing the same.

Not any louder than that.

And then. All of a sudden.

I notice 20 feet away from me.

What am I saying 20 feet! It was even closer than that!

Like...

Like from here to the front of the car.

I see a big brown blotch.

So... Afterwards....

Come on Willy! Don't give up.

And then I see the ends of his antlers!

Well they were at least 6 feet long from one end to the other!

And it had thirty six different peaks!

Why weren't you shooting?

Well wait, wait!

So then, not a sound not word.

And then I see his tail straighten out. Like this.

And his nose starts smelling the air.

He knew something was going on.

So then, I lift my gun.

Real slowly.

And then I tell him:...

"What you doing there?!"

He fell straight to the ground.

It's a real shame. But that's how it is.

Two shots.

Two bullets, right here!

Where's that?

Right here!

Way to not exaggerate!

Holy crap! Did you see those tits? Hey lady! We're real hunters here!

You ever been with a country girl before?

Of course.

In a haystack?

No. On the kitchen table.

- You sure it's here? - Of course I am!

We just have to ask around. You'll see. - How do you know it's the right town?

- Well I recognize the church! - All the churches look the same.

Come on now, come on!

Make sure to write the map down in red.

Sir... sir.

Can you check the gas?

You wouldn't happen to know Mr. Perron by any chance?

- Who? - Perron.

- The son of Jean-Baptiste? - Pierre Perron.

Nope, don't know him.

I'm getting sick of this shit.

In which town is your damn guy?

It's here. I've told you a hundred times!

We'll stop at the other garage. This guy knows nothing.

How many towns has it been?

It's the first town where I tell you that it's here!

Are you sure that he's waiting for us?

Jesus...

I go when I want, with whoever I want.

There's these cabins in the woods, the lake is right next to it.

The water is as crystal clear. I go every year.

Why you don't know where the hell it is?

Well not every year... but almost.

Hey guys, your buddy Perron, is he the one who rents out cabins?

Yeah that's him! That's right!

I told you.

- Oh! It's that one? - Yea.

Oh right...

You see the church over there?

Yea.

- Listen to this guy. - Turn right at the road next to the church.

And then... You can't miss it... There's a snack bar in front there.

Then you drive five or six acres and you'll end up on the road for St-Alexis.

Once you get there, be careful. The road is unpaved and...

...your car might find it rough. - Don't worry.

Once you've driven for four or five miles.

Then you'll go up a big, big hill....

Yea.

You tu.. There's a fork in the road there. You turn right.

And... after you've gone for four or five acres...

You'll see a brown house with red windows.

There's a tractor at the front and there's a yellow truck. That's the spot!

A big yellow truck? That's it!

I remember now, I told you guys!

There's no mistake, you can't miss it.

Thank you sir!

Thanks.

He can keep the change.

- Keep the change. - Thank you, sir.

- Did you understand the directions? - Yea.

My stomach hurts.

Come on, we can't stop now. We're almost there.

Hold it in for a while.

- It's that way! - I'm telling you it's this way!

It's obviously that way.

Ok let's just go!

Alright, go ask them.

Hello

What's your name?

I'm a Gauthier.

Isn't there a Perron around?

No

Perron. He's not too far from here?

Mom, mom!

Give me a minute!

Hello ma'am.

Perron isn't too far from here, right?

Which one?

Antoine?

No, Pierre.

The one with the shacks in the woods.

No.

That's not here.

This is Durand road.

There's a gate not too far from here.

It's the other road.

But... Pierre died last summer. He had a heart attack.

It doesn't belong to him anymore.

So?

I think we're better off heading to the hotel.

He passed away last year of a heart attack.

I knew we'd all end up at the hotel...

Well, it doesn't look too bad.

What do you think?

Must be expensive.

I'll just put it on my company's expense account.

We'll go have a look.

The woods aren't very far, there might be some moose checked in.

I'll go see if there's any vacancy.

What you doing there?!

Those are some real nice antlers.

Damn right.

Jeez.

Hey Willy! Richard! Come on in boys, this is the spot!

Just what we were looking for.

A whole lot of pretty girls.

- Did you see the antlers on that car? - Yeah!

Hey an antler competition! A 1000$ grand prize.

Not too bad. Where do we sign up?

We even have a waterfall.

Here's one room.

- Yeah. It's pretty big. - Not bad.

The other room.

That one is the one with two beds.

Hey! Come here.

Michel, go get the bags.

As you can see we're just getting it cleaned up.

Yes, the curtains are really very nice.

So? You'll take it?

Oh yes! We'll be much better off here than in the woods.

It's quite nice being close to civilization.

Not too shabby right?

- What room are you taking Lionel? - That one!

I'm going to go see mine.

I think that we're going to have a whole lot of fun.

- Hey Lionel? - Yea?

What's your room like?

It's alright!

With these walls we won't need any phones.

So Richard? How is your room?

What do we have here?

The lunch menu.

Hey guys, come to my room.

- I'll have the pie please. - What's that?

Let me have a look. I wanna see.

Holy moly...

Oh, you have more?!

I've got a whole bunch. Here, eat up.

Talk of a picnic.

Let's go to my room and have some drinks before supper.

- No, no. Come to mine. - Just stay in mine.

Nah, come on!

- Not bad right? - Yeah, it's like the others.

Woah, that's a bouncy bed.

- Want one? - Yea.

Thanks.

Richard. Look what I found.

- Switch that literature with me. - No, this much too good.

This just makes a whole lot of sense.

You stocked up buddy.

You can't go hunting without ammo.

Gentleman, I stick to the liquor. Because the beer....

Yeah we know!

We know! The beer makes you...!

Watch out all you moose! Willy's coming!

Watch out ladies! Willy's coming!

That's right mister!

They better watch out because we're on the prowl as well.

Feels pretty great though right?

Leaving the wives at home

Just the men! No wives and no kids.

Men can party together in ways that they just can't with their wives.

There are other kinds of parties that can only be celebrated with women though.

Ain't that the truth!

The hunter's release!

Be careful boys, we can't forget that we came here to hunt.

That's true as well.

Tomorrow, I'm going to bring you to this place.

We have to get up early.

But the moose are everywhere.

I've been going there for years.

It's the spot I go to whenever I go hunting.

And every time I go I get my moose.

You better not doubt me!

I'm not making any of this up. I swear it.

I'll tell you where it is!

It's near a lake.

Which has been named Crystal Lake.

That's right sir.

Because the water is crystal clear.

And around that lake there are tons of moose!

You can have your pick!

Damn! I need to make a call.

You've got a lady around these parts?!

Damn! Richard's got little honey in the area.

Not really.

Richard's got a little lady.

Don't try to deny it!

Is she pretty?!

It's my wife... I have to call her every day.

Poor guy.

- Good evening. - Good evening.

What can I get you?

What do you recommend? We're hungry!

Everything is good.

What are you getting?

Miss, we're hunters. We need to eat well.

It requires a lot of strength to be walking around the woods all day! Doesn't it?

Is the chicken good?

Very good.

Alright, I'll have a steak.

He's a real clown this one.

I'll have a steak as well.

It's expensive...

I'll have a steak as well then!

We the need the energy. We're hunters after all.

I want two hamburgers.

Give him two hamburgers.

And some fries.

And fries.

Come on Willy. Show 'em how it's done.

- Willy's still got it, eh? - Yeah

Maybe not very fashionable but... still going!

That's a movement I'd like to have as my alarm clock.

A guy ain't gonna play any kids' games with those girls.

I'd play some other games with those ladies.

Hey! Check out the redhead who was making the beds.

Where? - There! There!

-She's got nice hair.

-God damn!

-Passing that hand on her ass, oh my!

A guy's better off running into that than into a cop.

Dad!

I'm bored.

Go sit next to the band over there.

They've got a nice drum... a guitar... and a nice sax!

-Come on now, he's too old for that.

-Find yourself a girl, boy.

-Leave him alone.

-What?! He's at that age.

When I was that age, there wasn't a girl in this bar that I wouldn't have.

It's true! I was after all of them.

Look, look!

Look at that nice girl.

Have you ever seen tits as nice as those.

What are you waiting for? Go for it!

How about you teach that shit to your own kids.

-Well, I don't have any.

- Well go have some then, you damn pervert.

-I'm not gonna corrupt him or anything.

He's old enough and it's healthy for him.

She's with her parents sure, but it doesn't matter.

Do you want me to ask them?

Do you want me to ask them?

-I'm gonna go for a walk outside.

Look, you pissed him off.

- Hey! - What?

The... the redhead waitress...

-Yeah?

Maybe for 20$... she'd strip...

Just for us, you know!

She could come to my room.

Should we ask her?

-Yeah.

Ask her.

Ask her!

-No... you ask her.

You're all dressed for it.

-You're scared?

-You're crazy!

Then ask her.

I'm gonna ask her!

I'll call her over.

I'll ask her.

He's not even able to go up to her.

Hey! Listen up young man!

Once you'll have gone around my yard and Planted as many vegetables as I have.

Come back and talk to me.

I've seen some prettier, riper and healthier than this one.

Willy is not an amateur!

Well? What are you waiting for?

Ask her.

I'm gonna ask her! Goddamn!

Stop arguing, I told you I'd ask her.

-Alright.

I'm gonna call her! And I'm gonna ask her...

We apologize miss. It was an accident.

Excuse me miss? What is the name of the red headed waitress over there?

Monique.

Could you ask Monique to come give us a little visit over here.

She doesn't serve this table.

Could she make an exception?

Can't you see that we're busy.

Miss, could we have two more beers.

Miss...

That damn little...!

Leave her alone.

No no, she won't argue too long with me. You'll see.

Hey!

Miss!

Isn't it true that the customer is always right?

That'll be 1.50$.

I'll pay for these ones.

- No, no, no. - Miss!

- Miss I'm talking to you. - How much was it?

-1.50$.

- Miss, I wanna talk to your boss. I wanna see him right now!

- Willy. - Don't pay any attention to him.

Listen to me! I want to see your boss! I'm a paying customer!

Let me go!

Miss, could you please just ask Monique to come see us at the table?

Hello.

What's going on?

Nothing.

Nothing's wrong.

We just wanted to talk to you a little.

I was wondering...

Move a bit closer. You're so far away.

I thought that....

What are you doing tonight?

I'm working tonight.

Well we all know that.

But I was thinking...

- I was thinking afterwards. - We were thinking after work.

Willy thinks you're beautiful.

Well, yeah!

Maybe it's because of your hair. You remind me of an old friend.

You wouldn't be Irish by any chance?

I'd met one... in Lac St-Jean!

Don't get angry now. We mean any harm.

You ever look in the mirror?!

Old men aren't my type.

And I'm married! To a real man!

Hey boy. You must be pretty tired.

Time for bed.

Willy.

That damn tease.

And he's as bad as her.

Come on now.

I asked her and she can't.

Her husband is waiting for her after work.

Come here.

Don't move.

- That's good. - Don't stop.

- Shh, don't speak too loud. - What?

Not too loud he's gonna hear us.

Oh! I'm tired of this!

Don't say that.

I'm tired and I'm leaving!

Don't be silly, don't leave.

- Let me go, I'm gonna... - I told you to calm down.

Let me go!

They're all the same, all you want is to get off.

I'm tired and I'm leaving!

Goodbye!

- Hello. - Hello.

Do you always work so much?

No.

Today I finish at five.

It's still a lot of hours.

It's not always like that.

This time of the year it gets pretty busy.

Because of the people coming to hunt.

But winters are quiet.

I want to tell you that... I took some chicken from the fridge.

You can put it on my bill.

Don't worry.

No, I want to pay for it.

I don't want you to think that I'm a thief.

Alright.

Would you like some coffee?

Yes, I'd like that a lot.

What do you do all winter?

Not much.

Sometimes I work as a teller at the grocery store.

The hotel is closed.

And at night?

It's quiet. But I like it.

I've lived in the city before.

But I couldn't get used to it.

I prefer the countryside.

The country is beautiful.

But I don't know if I could live here.

The nights are too dark.

My wife would definitely not be able to.

But I bet that I could.

Yeah.

I feel good here.

I think...

I'd like that.

Spend a few months here.

It's calm, it's quiet, no one yelling.

I think I'd like that.

The little boy is your son?

Michel? Yes.

I've got three other ones as well.

Little devils.

I've got two others... I mean... I have two girls and three boys.

He's not an easy kid.

He's a bit of a dreamer. My wife didn't want to keep him for the weekend.

That's why.

She thought the country would do him some good. Fresh air and all.

You, you're not married?

No...

I'm not really the kind of girl that men around these parts find pretty.

That's ridiculous.

The don't have much taste.

How is she, your wife?

Well...

She has all the kids to take raise.

When it's not one thing, it's another.

Her life isn't easy.

I don't make that much money.

I don't work at the house.

It's not the same as being home all day with the kids.

In the long run you end up real tired.

That's how it is.

Understandable.

Hey Dad.

When are we leaving?

I don't know. We'll head out soon.

Sorry.

Come on now.

Wake up men!

The moose does not wait.

No sir! He gonna be having some guests.

We're on our way!

Dad, I'm hungry.

Well I'm thirsty!

Get yourself dressed and we'll go have some food.

Willy!

Crystal Lake, do you know where that is?

Yeah, but I've never been there. I couldn't tell you the way.

Wait a minute, I have a map here.

We're here... so it has to be around there.

See right there, that must be it.

Yeah that's it! Thank you ma'am. Can I keep it?

Yes, but bring it back.

Come on Willy!

He's going to scare off the animals.

No noise! You're going to frighten all the animals in the forest.

Damn branch!

You're not even able to keep yourself up.

Did you hurt yourself?

No, it actually felt great.

We're hunters, not jesters.

Would have been better off going to mass than going hunting with guys like this.

It's too late. They're not going to show.

Come on, they could still show.

No way.

Give me the map.

We can never know at what time they'll show up.

Where's the kid gone?

I don't know. He can't be far.

Michel?!

Michel!

Michel!!

I'm bored. I think we should head out. We're not going to kill anything here.

I'm telling you they're going to come. I'm calling them.

No, come on. Let's get the hell out of here. Come on Richard.

Well there's another lake a bit further away.

Let it be Willy. Come on! Let's get out of here. We won't find anything here

I wonder if you've ever been hunting before in your life.

Come on Willy.

Let's head home.

I'm calling them and we're leaving. They'll show up and we'll be gone.

Of course not.

We'll find some later.

Hey Michel, take my bag.

We're not forgetting anything?

No.

Be careful, the bag is full of beer.

Let's go this way.

Be careful, there's a gap here.

You alright Willy?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Watch out. The ground sinks around here.

It's like swampland.

Did you find something?

Look.

Looks like .303 shell casing.

We'll damn, there must be some Moose around here.

Yeah.

We're not very lucky.

This must be a good spot for Moose.

We can come back here in the morning.

Do you know the story of the three hunters who got lost in the woods?

No.

What is it?

Well it's the story of three hunters that get lost in the woods... and one of....

You're starting to get the hang of it.

No bad right.

- Here look. - A bit easier that way.

Holy... What a dump.

What are you doing?

Just taking out some resources.

We need to find ways to keep busy when there's no moose to hunt.

Hey, there's a bed in here.

It's the women

The stove still looks good.

More or less...

It's definitely something.

- Hey, Lionel! - Yeah?

There must be people staying here. There still sugar in the jars.

Willy's made it.

You're looking good.

Dad!

When are we eating?

Kid's got a point. We should eat.

-No, not yet.

-Jeez, my stomach is completely empty.

- Sounds killer. - Yea.

- Hey, I'm hungry too. - Later!

That was a nice shot.

You're all crazy.

You're gonna scare off all the animals around.

No way, they hear this sound all day.

They might as well get used to it.

Idiot...

That's not a real hunter.

Alright boys, it's my turn!

This is when the real shooting starts.

Alright Willy, go ahead.

You've got this Willy!

Shoot, right at that little boat.

- You see the little boat? - No not like this, higher.

Jeez, leave me alone.

Ok, ok. Go for it.

Don't touch me.

I believe in you. Go for it.

You've got this Willy.

Wait, let me show you how it's done.

One more, it's still my turn. I'm in no hurry.

First one was just a trial.

- This time you got it. - We'll stop bothering you.

-Stop distracting him, let him be.

-Come on.

- Would you look at that! - Not bad!

-He's earned his stripes!

-That was good!

A real hunter.

- Try another one. - Get this one for me.

But don't shoot all of them.

How about you try one.

There a whole bunch of people in Montreal.

At least 20 feet off! Did you see the tree move over there!

I'll show you how it's done!

Hey Michel, come here.

You have to try as well.

Be careful now.

- Yea, be careful. - It's dangerous.

- You need to lean it on your shoulder. And watch out for the recoil.

- It's too big, take the pellet gun. - You wanted to bring him along.

- I'm not going to let him hurt himself. - Don't worry.

Take the pellet gun Michel. - Let him try Richard. He'll have a story to tell.

-It's too big for him, if it was a .22.

Like this?

-That right, you're good. -Hold the gun up.

Before shooting take a big breath.

Hold your breath.

- And then pull on the trigger here... - Watch your shoulder!

...as if you we're squeezing an orange.

-Softly. You just pull it back.

- Close this eye and open the other. - Don't close both.

-You ready?

- Keep your shoulder sturdy. - Let him try, let him try.

-Holy shit!

-He's pretty good that little devil!

- His aim is almost as good as ours. - He gets it from his dad.

Look at you! A real hunter!

Definitely gets it from his dad.

Beginner's luck.

You happy?

That was your initiation. Your baptism.

The baptism of fire.

I told myself we might need it.

A real bargain. 135$.

It's true what they say about the countryside. So serene.

We'll kill something tomorrow. Don't worry too much.

It feels good just to be here.

It really beautiful.

It so tranquil.

A man needs to get out the city and just have some fun every now and then.

Michel?

What are you up to?

Nothing.

There's some frogs in the water.

Would you look at that.

Look.

Look under the wood.

Careful.

You got it?

You're a good hunter.

Look.

Big eyes. She looks like she's angry.

You're not hunting anymore?

No, we all fell asleep.

Anyway, I doubt we'll be able to kill anything before the end of the day.

Want me to show you something?

Pass her to me.

Abra kadabra. Sleep my little frog princess.

She's been hypnotized.

Can I try?

Hold on to her tight.

Just like that.

Abra kadabra. Sleep my little frog princess.

Don't forget the magic powder.

Look.

You tamed the savage beast.

Even in the water she remains hypnotized.

She's waking up.

Other hunters.

We should head back. We want to get out of the woods before sundown.

Did you get it?

It wasn't us.

It came from over there in the woods.

- Damn it. I bet you they got a big one. - What was that gunshot?

-Other hunters.

They must have only gotten a deer. They only shot twice.

It felt good to nap a little.

We should head back.

Are you crazy?! We can't stop now. We can't leave the woods empty handed.

We'll get caught in the dark.

Oh come on. Let's walk around the pond one more time and we'll head back after.

Okay.

- Look at the lake. - What?

- This isn't the way we took this morning. - Of course it is.

Keep walking Michel.

Quick, before it gets dark.

Willy!

Willy!

Come on, he'll catch up.

Hurry up!

Willy!

Willy!

He's taking a while.

Yes he is...

Alright let's go.

Are you still able?

I don't need your help.

Don't wait for me.

I don't want you to wait.

Okay, okay...

Of course I'm still able!

Watch me pass you.

I'm gonna pass you guys!

Still able...

That's right. Willy, you can do it. We'll see who kills the first moose.

We'll see who's still able to hunt.

I'm still a man.

You coming Willy?!

Yes goddammit!

I'm coming, you assholes.

I told them not to wait for me.

You there?!

Yes!

I'm coming!

He's tiring out.

I told you. We shouldn't have brought him along.

Willy!

Where are you?!

I got it!

Damn, he actually got one!

So?

Where is it?

Jesus Christ...

Alright, come on now you jerk.

We didn't get up early...

We didn't get up early enough.

We got there too late.

They'd already eaten.

We'll get up earlier tomorrow morning.

Hey Willy.

You should probably head to bed.

No, I'm not tired.

I can go for a few more drinks.

Tomorrow morning we'll get up early.

Alright...

I'm going to bed.

Go for it.

Go to bed.

Yeah...

- See you tomorrow. - See you.

Yeah, the biggest antlers in the whole forest. That's right. Yeah, me too.

That's right. Big hugs and kisses. Ok. Pass me your mother.

Yes. Yes, I know.

It's just that she really wants it.

I just promised her.

Alright, but you need to tell her.

Ok, ok. I'll tell her tomorrow.

Yes.

Listen, I need to go, this call is going to be expensive.

No, no. I'll pay for it.

Not sure.

Tomorrow night.

No no, we won't come in late.

I'll have eaten.

No, they're not coming over. They're heading straight home. I promise.

I just told you, I promise!

I know, I know you're working all the time.

I need to go. It's a long distance... Oh he's perfect, he's great.

You'd be proud of him. He's all grown up.

I'm hanging up now. Bye.

What?

What did they say?

Well, wait a minute.

Let me explain.

He's just had a few drinks.

It's not a big deal.

Listen it's...

Hello?

Hello?!

Yes operator. It's done.

Good evening.

Good evening.

I'm going for a walk. Would you like to come with me?

Hey Lionel!

She wants to. For 20$ she'll do it.

What are you waiting for?! I'm telling you she wants to.

I'm don't really feel like it.

Come on... For 20$!

Ok.

Cool!

Come on!

This guy!

What are you doing?

We'll see much better.

- If she's not here soon I'm leaving. - She's coming, don't worry.

Pour her a little drink.

Alright, I'm leaving...

Don't go crazy. Just stay there.

Come in, come in.

Make yourself at home.

I made you a little drink here.

I hope you like Gin.

Unfortunately there was no ice.

Cheers.

Well... do as you do. Make yourself comfortable.

Would you like me to start?

Right. Whenever you're ready.

The money first.

Of course.

An honest request.

Ten and ten. That's twenty.

Not much left.

I want another one.

Another 20$

Never.

Come on.

Never.

Come on, Lionel.

No.

I know her kind.

Wait a minute now.

Not interested.

Lionel.

I didn't come here to get insulted.

I'm sick of this shit!

Miss please. Don't leave.

I can't take it!

Stay and have a drink.

I told him last night. I'm not that type of girl.

What are you thinking of?

Nothing.

Tell me what you're thinking.

No.

Tell me!

I wish I could stay here.

Richard, get up.

Get up, it's already noon!

Get up!

Why didn't you wake us up?!

I don't know. It wasn't my job.

- You're the one with the clock. - No, I don't have it.

- Who has it then? - I don't know.

Goddammit!

I'm telling you I don't have it.

Christ!

It's not my fault.

Get over it!

It's too late now, we won't kill anything.

Hey Richard, wake up!

Wake up!

- It's noon. - Get up Richard!

Just leave without me.

You can come pick me up tonight when we head back to the city.

Come on goddammit we have no time to lose.

- He doesn't want to come. - He's crazy! Let's go Richard!

Come pick me up tonight.

Are you feeling sick?

- Of course not. - What is it?

You didn't come here to spend the day in bed. Come on, get up!

Come on, come on!

Okay, okay!

- Don't fall back asleep! - No, no...

What's going on?

Nothing.

Alright let's hit the road.

You forgot your lunches.

Thanks.

You're not staying?

- Hurry up goddammit! - Alright, alright!

I'm going now... Yell out to me.

Let her be. We're in a hurry!

You know I wanted to stay.

Come on, come on!

Harder!

Push harder!

Again, again!

Push, push!

I'm pushing goddammit!

Again, again!

One, two!

One, two!

Goddammit, holy shit on a stick! You're not able to push!

You're the one that can't drive!

Well for fuck's sake... Get in the car!

Come on, get in.

Keep pushing dammit!

- Get in, hurry up! - I'm in!

Come on, step on the gas!

Step on it!

Harder goddammit!

Stop goddammit! Stop!

To the left.

Pass me the map.

- Didn't we go right last time? - No, no. It's to the left.

It's to the right. We need to go around the swamp.

Yeah, that's what I meant. To the right.

- You just said it's to the left! - Whatever!

Here, we might need it later.

Take your time, no hurry.

There are some tracks here!

- Where? - There are more here.

Wow! Isn't that beautiful?

It's a big one too.

Tracks are heading into the woods.

- You should stop drinking. - No, no!

- You'll run out of energy. - No, no. It's the opposite.

-It's less painful this way.

Hurry up, we have no time to lose.

You don't need to wait for me. I'll catch up.

Keep going!

I'm thirsty.

Your drunk.

Drunk?! Give me a break!

It'll take more than that to get me drunk.

When you can drink as much as I can, we'll talk.

Drunk! Yeah you'll see.

Keep moving.

The heat is unbearable.

A real Indian summer

Is he coming?

He's there! Just keep moving.

Willy!

Willy...

They're annoying with their "Willy" s.

You coming?!

Coming?...

I'm coming dammit.

Willy?!

Come on Willy, let's go!

We should wait for him.

No need. He can't get lost.

He just needs to follow the trail.

Shit!

I need two minutes to rest.

Where's my damn bottle?

Ouch, dammit!

What the hell was that doing there?

Might as well sit down.

What the hell is he doing?

I'm waiting for him.

Michel. Go get him. We'll wait for you.

Willy!

Next time I'll come alone.

I'll have fun on my own.

That's what I need... To be alone...

Alone in the woods.

Hell yes. I'm gonna have a good time.

Just the way I want to do it.

That's my moose. Damn right.

I'm gonna get my moose.

Show yourself now.

Come on.

What are you doing there?

Where are you?

The big brown blotch. Show yourself.

Come to uncle Willy.

Willy!

Oh... It's you.

What do you want?!

What do you want?

The others are over there and they sent me to get you.

OK then.

What's wrong?

What?

Oh, it's nothing.

I stopped for a bit because... I heard some noise in the woods.

A Moose.

I could hear his steps.

Let's go.

Fast, their waiting for you.

I'm ready.

He's here. Right behind me.

You hurt yourself?

No thank you.

Come on now.

I'm not hungry.

I'm not hungry, alright!

You better eat if you want to make it to the evening.

Look at yourself.

Go fuck yourself.

Oh Willy.

What's so funny?

Don't get angry.

You could at least choose a real woman.

Not little girls.

Your silly love stories with little waitresses.

We're aware of them.

Come on now.

Oh, shut up! You're not any better.

Don't tell me I'm drunk. I know what I'm saying.

You and the redhead.

She shut that door right in your face.

Right in your face.

Jesus Christ.

She was right too!

Pretending to be someone you're not.

It's not because I'm a bit older that...

I can see real clearly.

I saw one!

I saw one, for real!

I saw one. It's as big as a horse.

Where?

Over there near the river.

Okay we'll get him to come this way.

You! Go around that way. I'll head over there.

Be careful! Don't move from here.

Damn assholes!

Okay Richard, run into the woods.

Make some noise. Dog barks!

Shit. I'll be the one to get him.

Not them.

I got it!

I got him!

I got him!