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Red hulk: I'm telling you, greenie, it's
firepower that makes the real hero.
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Blasters, rockets,
things that go boom!
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Any clown knows that.
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Yeah, well, I know real
heroes come from here.
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A hero goes the
distance on guts.
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Not bullets or superpowers.
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Red hulk: Oh, yak, yak.
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I'm sick of listening to you.
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From now on, you stay on
your half of the base
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And I'll stay on mine.
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(alarm buzzing) huh?
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(feet tramping)
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Huh?
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Sounds like you've got a bigger
problem than your daily feud.
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Oh, no you don't, greenie.
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The door's on my half!
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(booming)
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Oh, no. (monster growls)
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Don't know what fin's doing here.
But let's bounce him.
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A-bomb, you're with me.
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Jen, you and skaar
take the far side.
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Keep smashing until
we knock 'em out!
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Ee-yah!
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(smashes) (groans)
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Okay, now I'm mad.
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Be right back, scaly.
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(skaar grunting)
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Heads up, kiddies!
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One red's rocket
surprise, comin' up!
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Huh?
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(groans) (explosion)
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You nearly hit us!
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Ah, you can take a little hit.
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Anyway, I got the job done.
(explosion)
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Didn't I?
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Ooh, interesting.
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As a hero, green hulk relies
on teamwork to succeed,
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While red hulk puts his faith
in weapons and reckless stunts!
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And here, I always thought
a hero was defined by
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Awesome powers and a cool name...
Ah, well. Down you go.
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(swallows) (all screaming)
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Well, hulkees, I guess
that's it for our show!
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See you next time!
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Ooh! Argh!
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Ugh. Grab on!
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Start kickin'!
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You mean blastin'!
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Whatever. Make pain!
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(grunting)
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(grunting)
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(all grunting)
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(all grunting) ooh! Ooh!
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Hulk: (muffled) it's working!
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Keep it up, smashers!
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(hulk grunting) (vomiting)
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(moaning) skaar all slimy.
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Hoorah! I knew you'd
find a clever way out.
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Since when does fin
fang foom talk?
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It's not fin. Hear
the shrill voice?
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See the purple and green?
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Avengers have a
file on this pest.
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That's right, big green!
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I'm none other than
that playful, powerful,
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Perky personality from
the planet poppup,
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The impossible man!
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Like all members of
the poppupian race,
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I can pop myself into
whatever I want to be.
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(growling)
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I know! Cool, huh?
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Guys like impy are what
we heroes call cps,
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Cosmic pranksters.
(muffled noises)
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Crazy powers? Mmm-hmm.
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Childish brains. Hmm.
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Only way to deal with
'em is outwit 'em.
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Or try to ignore 'em.
They hate that.
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(giggling playfully)
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That was so much fun, I
could do it all day.
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So, what are we up
to next, hulky?
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Oh!
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Hello? Hello.
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Don't they realize
how special I am?
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Could that be it?
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Mmm. Hmm.
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Hmm!
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You know, I did that
dragon bit to impress you.
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I thought the agents of s.M.A.S.H.
Would like to meet a true fan!
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A fan who tried to destroy us!
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You hate us, for pete's sake!
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Oh, you get out of worse
scrapes than that every week!
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Wait a minute! You watch my
webcast in your universe?
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Never miss it! In fact,
I'm here to join up!
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Say hello to your
newest teammate,
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(clucking) the impossible hulk!
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Whaa...
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Jeez.
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(groans softly)
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(growls)
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Check out these guns.
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Uh...
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(gun firing)
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(grunts)
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(whining)
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Whoa, now.
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Look how big my gun is.
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(gunshot)
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Phew. Oops!
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You can't join!
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Why? 'cause, uh...
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Our official rules state
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There can only be five hulks.
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Five hulks. Five?
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And five is a crowd as it is.
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Only five seats on the jump jet.
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Only five bedrooms on the base.
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Five hulk cereal bowls.
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(sighs)
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Hulk: Yeah. I see you got
your ship to take you home.
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So you better get goin'.
Bye-bye.
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Aw, gee. I so wanted to
be a big heroic hulk!
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Oh, well. Rules are rules.
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Unless...
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I work some creative
subtraction.
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Oh, so you're gonna get
rid of one of us now.
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Why, I'd never hurt a hulk.
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I have an even better idea.
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Oh, no! No!
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Oh, gross! Hulk has two heads.
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What did you do?
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Teleported them. To the same
space at the same time!
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It's really rather simple, I...
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Fix this.
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Don't you see? Now
we're a perfect five!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Ahh!
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Hulk: Red, hold still, will ya?
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I feel like we're
sharin' the same pants!
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Hulk: You look down lately?
Red hulk: Impy! Fix us!
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Skaar fix. Hold still.
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No, skaar.
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(roars)
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Uhh!
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You gotta undo this!
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You earth people always say,
"two heads are better than one."
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Therefore, a two-headed
hulk must be best of all!
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(alarm buzzing)
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That sounds like a
hulk-level emergency.
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Merged or not, we
got a job to do.
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(shrieking)
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Attack, my brothers!
So commands sauron!
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We will take the seas,
my dino troopers.
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Destroy every ship in your path!
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This will be the night
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Dinosaurs reclaim
the world's oceans!
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Ah, great. The lizard who would
be king is making trouble again.
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Not for long. I got
beak-face in my sights.
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Then it's hero time!
Let's get our saur-on.
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A-bomb, land the jet.
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Skaar and combo-hulk smash
sauron from behind.
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She-hulk? You're with me.
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I'm what now?
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Hey, ho! Whoa, dude!
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You know, kind of hurts seeing the
jet get trashed all the time.
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Impossible hulk, away!
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I'm coming for you, sauron!
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Ah! (groaning)
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When I get my hands on
that little pest...
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(alarm beeping) got to
keep sauron's dinosaurs
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From coming ashore.
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Land on the beach! No!
We got to pick him off
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From up here! (grunting)
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Give me that! I'm
trying to fly here.
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Red hulk: Back up,
jones, I'll do it.
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Get back, you overgrown
water moccasins!
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That's how it's done!
Ha-ha, got 'em on the run!
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Boo. (shrieking)
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(shrieking) red, I
think you missed one.
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A-bomb: Ah, get it off!
Get it off!
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I got him!
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Red hulk: Just land this crate.
Sure, no problem!
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A-bomb: Hey! I did it!
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Red hulk: No, I did it. Sauron's
pet snakes are all turning tail.
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You got lucky. Lucky is
not in my vocabulary.
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And that's how heroing
is done, jones!
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We're not out of trouble, yet.
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Who da hulk, huh? I'm da hulk!
Ow!
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Impy! Don't touch sauron!
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Why? He's harmless now.
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Besides, if I remember
my webisodes right,
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All he does is boss
around dinosaurs and...
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What was that other thing?
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Impy, look out!
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Ahhh!
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(voice fades) heart... Beat.
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Hey! What's happened to me?
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He absorbs other hero's powers!
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(screaming)
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That was it!
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Let's get over there.
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Red hulk: Okay, I'll
lead, you follow.
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Will you shut up and run?
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I've never felt power
like this before!
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(laughs evilly) I like it!
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Well, I don't!
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(punch lands)
(she-hulk screaming)
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Get away from me, fool! Hah!
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Jen!
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(groans)
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(groans) yeah, so sauron
absorbed my powers.
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You mean, he can do
everything you could?
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Don't worry, it will
wear off eventually.
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You better be right, zippy.
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Sauron: So! The
agents of s.M.A.S.H.
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And now, hulks, I will see
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To the extinction of mankind.
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Beginning with... You!
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(laughs evilly)
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Hmm.
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(sauron laughing evilly)
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(shrieks)
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Hulks, let's smash the stuffing
out of that big turkey!
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Hulk: Hold still, will ya?
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Watch it! Uh! Uh!
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Oh, nice one, klutz.
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(grunting)
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(screaming)
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(groans)
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(groaning) bumper
cars bug skaar.
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Fools! (growling)
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You must be at least this
tall to bash the bad guy.
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Come on, then.
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Next stop, smashville, us...
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(grunts)
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(bells ring) (sirens wail)
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Uh, did I win?
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Hulk: Hey, beaky!
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(grunting)
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Ah, the ever-intrusive hulk.
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I see I'm not the only
creature with a new look.
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I wonder how you taste.
(slurping)
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(snarls) hulk: Ha!
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Don't wrestle him, blast him.
Drop the blaster.
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I need both hands.
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Uuh! No!
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This is all your fault!
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(growls)
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Come out, hulks! I hunger.
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I already can't stand
the sight of you.
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Now you're everywhere I look.
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Yeah, well, you're not
exactly easy on my eyes.
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Now, get up! The
sooner we beat sauron,
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The sooner impy can reverse us.
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Fine. I'm sick of seeing your
ugly face everywhere I look.
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Listen, red. The
only chance we got
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Is to force sauron to
use up his powers.
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(sauron shrieks) well,
here's your chance.
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Red hulk: You're in my way! Hulk:
I'm trying to punch! Move, will ya?
256
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,049
Red hulk: I am trying!
(sauron screams)
257
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,751
(grunting)
258
00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:05,790
(groaning)
259
00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:07,992
Hulk: Let me go, you
overgrown gecko!
260
00:12:08,994 --> 00:12:10,862
(red hulk roars)
261
00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,831
(growls)
262
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:16,101
Jump on three. One, two, three!
263
00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:17,469
(yelling)
264
00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,170
Hey, that worked.
265
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:21,106
Let's do it again.
Right side, smash!
266
00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:23,241
Left side, smash!
267
00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:25,043
Right side, smash!
(sauron screams)
268
00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:27,178
Left side, smash!
269
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,880
Right side, smash!
(sauron groans)
270
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:31,149
Hulk: Your turn. Red
hulk: One more time!
271
00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:33,852
You charged up? Yeah. And
we can really cut loose,
272
00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:35,420
'cause there's no
civilians around.
273
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,255
Not so fast!
274
00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:40,058
Who's this? (humming playfully)
275
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:42,927
Impy... D'oh... What's up?
276
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:46,264
I thought you wanted to
be a big heroic hulk.
277
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:50,001
Hello, sugar. Heroes run
toward danger, not away.
278
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:52,303
But I've never had to face
danger without my pop!
279
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,038
I could get hurt. Thanks to you,
280
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:56,775
Red and green are up there
fighting at half power!
281
00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:59,377
But they're not quitting.
Can't you help them?
282
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:02,013
Ugh, I... I feel so weak, but...
283
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:05,116
Maybe if I really concentrate...
284
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,051
(straining)
285
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,821
(screaming)
286
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,126
This is wrong.
287
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,128
(sauron screams)
288
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:20,932
Prepare to fire, a-bomb. And
try not to hit the hulks.
289
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,367
I never miss!
290
00:13:24,336 --> 00:13:25,804
Ow!
291
00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:29,207
(both grunting) hulk:
Keep punching!
292
00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:34,078
Ah, if I could just
get my jaws on you!
293
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,580
(growling)
294
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:36,881
Huh?
295
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:41,252
My new powers are
filled with surprises!
296
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:44,055
Like, four heads are
better than two!
297
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:46,124
(sauron laughing evilly)
298
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:49,060
I got 'em! I got 'em! I got 'em!
He ducked.
299
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,195
Hold still, sourpuss!
300
00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:51,930
(shrieking)
301
00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:53,298
(grunting)
302
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,099
Hulk: Force him down!
303
00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:56,434
(sauron screams)
304
00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:58,303
Skaar! Grab on!
305
00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:01,005
(grunts)
306
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:04,108
(shrieking) skaar. Every time
sauron grows a new head,
307
00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:06,144
Smash it! Skaar smash!
308
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,112
Grown back. Skaar smash!
309
00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:10,515
Stop that! Aah! Skaar smash.
310
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,417
Ow! Ow, ow! Yow!
311
00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:17,288
(all groaning)
312
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:20,191
A-bomb: Now, that is
some hulk teamwork!
313
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:24,596
No! I'm not finished yet...
(roaring)
314
00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:28,466
Where's sauron?
315
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:31,369
He just vanished.
That's good, right?
316
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:34,005
Impy: Uh, not really.
317
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:36,307
If sauron figured out
how to teleport...
318
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,543
(whining)
319
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,478
He could attack any
place on earth!
320
00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:45,984
Oh, but I'm not finished
with you hulks yet.
321
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:50,021
Keep squawking, sourpuss. Use
up all that stolen power.
322
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:54,492
I don't need it. There is one reptile
I've never been able to control.
323
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:57,095
But thanks to my
borrowed powers,
324
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:59,030
I have summoned him!
325
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:02,066
A being so powerful
326
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:05,136
All my other minions
flee from him in terror.
327
00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:14,045
(roaring)
328
00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:17,148
(all whimpering)
329
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:21,052
Behold, hulks, the agent
of your extinction.
330
00:15:21,353 --> 00:15:24,122
Fin fang foom.
331
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:27,358
(trumpeting)
332
00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:33,031
Wow. Talk about a coincidence.
What are the odds? (laughs thinly)
333
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,233
(growling)
334
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:40,038
(trumpeting)
335
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:43,174
Just so you know, that's not me this time.
No kidding!
336
00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:47,078
Hear me, fin fang foom!
And obey!
337
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,250
Sauron: Destroy them!
338
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:53,685
(roaring)
339
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,387
(all screaming)
340
00:15:59,024 --> 00:16:02,026
We would have beaten sauron by
now, if you weren't so stubborn.
341
00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:03,962
And now he's got a giant dragon.
342
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:06,097
It's not my fault you
won't take orders.
343
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:08,633
You're not the boss of me!
I'm outta here.
344
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,368
(both straining) (both yelling)
345
00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:14,205
Finish the hulks! I
said, finish them.
346
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:18,576
Stubborn beast!
You will obey me!
347
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,611
(ringing)
348
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,148
Hold up, red. Look!
349
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,517
You've got to be kidding me.
Red hulk: Not really.
350
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,686
We're still gonna have to
stop the overgrown lizard
351
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:31,155
From flattening every
city on the coast.
352
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,224
Impy, you have to do something.
353
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:35,560
Try to pop yourself
back into dragon form.
354
00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:39,130
Yeah! Maybe one giant monster
will scare away another.
355
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:41,399
Stand back. (straining)
356
00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:46,270
Forget it. It's no use.
I'm outta here.
357
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:49,107
Where you going? You gotta
believe in yourself.
358
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:50,608
(spaceship engine starts) in us!
359
00:16:55,714 --> 00:16:59,050
I may have lost the
alien's power.
360
00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:02,387
So now, I will take
yours, dragon!
361
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:04,022
(roars) (blast)
362
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,256
(sauron screams)
363
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:12,030
Looks like they don't get along
any better than you and me.
364
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:16,100
Well, we'll have to get along,
or this city is smashed.
365
00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:19,537
Okay, hulks. Just like our
practice run with impy.
366
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:23,074
Jump on the dragon, and keep hitting
him until you reach the top.
367
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:25,143
(roaring) (groaning)
368
00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:28,046
I call first punch! Aah!
369
00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:30,081
(groans) heh-uh!
370
00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:31,682
(roaring)
371
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,718
Ah! Skaar slash!
372
00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:37,822
(a-bomb yelling)
373
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,058
(roars)
374
00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:44,128
(yells) (groans)
375
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:44,796
Hulk and the agents
of s.M.A.S.H.,
376
00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:49,167
Locked in a desperate battle
with the real fin fang foom!
377
00:17:50,135 --> 00:17:53,805
I tell you, true believers, I wouldn't
believe it if I hadn't seen it.
378
00:17:53,807 --> 00:17:56,541
Though outmatched
and overpowered,
379
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:58,843
In the face of
earth-shattering odds,
380
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:01,746
The smashers fight on and on.
381
00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:04,816
Because that's what heroes do!
382
00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:07,151
Heroes never run from danger.
383
00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:09,854
No room for quitters
in this hulk's army.
384
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:12,523
Pointy-head elf man. No chicken.
385
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,392
Try again, little dude.
386
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:17,161
Takes more than powers
to make a hero.
387
00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:19,097
Yes!
388
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:21,099
Hang on, hulks, help's a-comin'!
389
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:24,702
I may not be at full power, but
there's still one thing I can do!
390
00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,304
(spaceship engine zooms)
391
00:18:28,707 --> 00:18:30,508
(roaring)
392
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:31,876
Yow!
393
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:38,716
Impy: Yahoo! Huh?
394
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:41,686
Yippee-kay-yay,
impy saves the day!
395
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:43,387
(roaring)
396
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:44,856
(lasers firing)
397
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:48,793
(groans)
398
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,628
That maniac.
399
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,770
Red hulk: He could have flown away.
Been safe. Why'd he do it?
400
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,873
'Cause that's not
what a hero does.
401
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:04,442
He came back to help
the only way he could.
402
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,511
By taking on fin for us.
403
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:10,515
I guess... He was one
of us after all.
404
00:19:12,851 --> 00:19:15,920
Back at ya, general. Hey,
you got your pop back.
405
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:19,257
Maybe all I had to do
was believe in myself.
406
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:20,892
(roaring)
407
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:24,295
That's great. But what
about dragon-breath?
408
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:27,431
I just borrowed a little
sump'n-sump'n from hank pym.
409
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:28,866
You know, shrinky-growy guy?
410
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:31,936
How will something you took
from ant-man separate us?
411
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:34,305
Impy: Oh, this is
better than that!
412
00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:43,414
(roaring)
413
00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:45,316
(grunting)
414
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,853
What's your hurry, handsome?
415
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:51,422
(growling)
416
00:19:57,496 --> 00:20:01,599
Would you like the honor? Oh, no, please.
After you.
417
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:02,700
Together. Together.
418
00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:09,774
No!
419
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,882
Impy: Shrinky-pinky,
down you go.
420
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,852
So, why didn't you just hit
foom with that shrink ray?
421
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:23,821
Because it's your show, silly.
422
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:27,358
And who wouldn't want to see a
giant-size combo hulk in action?
423
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:29,860
He's right. It was awesome!
424
00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:33,564
Hey! I have to get home
to download the webcast.
425
00:20:33,865 --> 00:20:36,834
I feel so powerful now that I won't
need my ship to make the trip.
426
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,837
Good-bye. See you. Adi!
Aloha. So long.
427
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:43,674
Farewell. Skaar-crow, I'm
gonna miss you most of all.
428
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,880
Wait! What about us? Wait!
What about us?
429
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:52,717
Ahem. Uh, skaar fix?
430
00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:58,823
Hulk: Well, looks like we may
be stuck this way a while.
431
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,725
Maybe permanently.
432
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:03,894
Yeah. But at least we
learned how to get along.
433
00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:06,797
Whoopsie! I knew I
forgot something.
434
00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:10,434
There we go. Good as new.
435
00:21:10,902 --> 00:21:13,504
(grunts) (clanking)
436
00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:14,905
Just a thought.
437
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:17,341
Even if I can't join up
as a full-time hulk,
438
00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:20,044
I could come back each week as
your wacky, next-door neighbor.
439
00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:24,915
Red, I don't know if we'll ever see
eye-to-eye on what makes a hero.
440
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:28,886
But I tell you one thing
we'll always agree on.
441
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:29,954
Smash! Smash!
442
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,889
Oh, I love these hulks!
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