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I am sure it was that Babban.

We charged him for an hour for playing five minutes over time.

That's what upset him.

No, man!

He doesn't have that much guts in his balls.

Darn his mother!

He cracked the glass on the boss' photo!

Listen.

It is looking good.

This is right.

Brother is the big boss, not an ordinary boss.

The culprit will be nabbed now.

The heck with his sister!

The rascal knew there is a camera here.

What do we do, brother?

Brother, I...

♪ Sirmaur will do it the sixth time for cleanliness in Indore ♪

Shekhar! Throw the garbage out.

-Good morning, mom. -Shek...

♪ Indore will surely do it the sixth time ♪

So I was speaking to Shekhar today.

Yes.

The boy is really going all out for the company.

He is going all out, that is why he can't find a job!

He gave up a job he bagged and I asked him why?

He said, "It's not good enough".

I said, a job is neither good or bad. It's just a job.

He just doesn't get it.

Now, you said, he's focused on the company.

He's focused on it, to make sure it works out.

In the bargain, he is not focusing on that.

It is a job.

How are you?

♪ These moments ♪

♪ make me so restless. ♪

♪ I thought you would come sometime...♪

-What is it? -Where is Sanju?

He's missing since morning. He doesn't stay at home anyway.

He thinks of it as a charity hostel.

So tell me. Did you get any job offers?

No, nothing yet.

I will only go for it if a good company comes around.

Wait. Let me get the offering.

Mom, where are the scooty keys?

Ask Suruchi.

Sukku, give me the key.

You can't have it.

Mom, have you been to Meghdoot Bhawan?

I believe, it's really crowded these days.

Yes, mom. It's a bit too crowded of late.

All kinds of people come there.

Students, employed, the unemployed.

Divorcees.

All the boys and girls go out there to make out.

Aunt Poonam who comes for the kitty party?

She caught her daughter red-handed!

I don't know, it was some boy from the cantonment.

Thank God, none of you did anything like that.

-Listen, Suruchi. -Brother.

Here's the deal.

Those who are unemployed don't mock the salaries of others.

Okay.

-Okay. -Okay.

Ratan, eat this. Then we'll eat Jalebis.

At Bansidhar's shop.

I won't go to Bansidhar's place to eat Jalebis.

Why?

He adds too much cardamom.

I don't like it.

Come on! We will tell him to hold the cardamom for today.

Whether he holds it or adds it

I don't like it. He doesn't do a good job. I don't like it.

Hey!

So what if it is bad? It's still a Jalebi.

Ratan.

You can't compromise on your Jalebis.

How can you expect your kids to compromise in terms of their work?

Mr. Mathur, you know why I worry.

He doesn't have a job.

And the younger one is already ruined.

Ratan, whatever they may be like

they are with you.

At least before you speak to them

you don't have to wonder what time it is out there.

Have some tea.

Do you want to talk?

What do you want to talk about?

So it's still, what do I want to talk about?

Right?

Sukku, I really don't get it. I can't figure it out.

What has happened?

We used to share everything, right?

We used to tell each other everything, right? Then what?

Listen.

How many times did I ask you?

Tell me, what's going on in your life? What's happening?

What did you tell me? Nothing!

I find out about everything at the park.

About your boyfriend.

Tell me, what is the big deal?

What do you think has happened, brother?

You tell me.

You went away.

Do you remember when my very first breakup happened?

My first break up happened when I was in tenth grade.

And when I got home, I called you first.

Because I wanted to speak to you.

You didn't answer the call.

Mom said, no, don't disturb your brother.

This is a very important time for him. It's his placement.

Okay, fine. I won't disturb him.

Brother, do you remember my best friend Nimmi?

Yes, I remember her. She...

She was your friend from the second grade.

-She is not to be seen these days. -You won't see either.

She and I had the most bitter fight in the twelfth grade.

I lost a friend for the very first time.

And I didn't know what to do.

So I wanted to ask you, brother.

You didn't answer my call.

Because you probably had some important meeting going on then.

You must have been at MBA coaching classes.

After that, I never called you and you never asked me.

So when it's a long distance relationship people say

after a one or two years

relationship that it's tough, can't be done.

But nobody thinks about siblings like us from small towns.

We spend up to 12 years with our siblings

and suddenly, it turns into a long-distance relationship.

So, brother, you...

You can't come and ask me what's

going on in my life. Now it's my life.

And your trip home, right?

Coming home twice a year? Let's just stick to that.

Sukku...

He wants to talk!

What are you doing?

Sending nudes.

Kunal was asking for them.

It turned into a long distance relationship, right?

So I thought

it's natural for you to lose your cool when we meet.

We used to eat this at school, right?

Where did you get it?

The old man must be dead by now.

He used to make them with water from the drains.

That's the kind of water you grew up on.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Can we make up now?

Done.

Fine, I accept your request too.

No! Really?

Tell me what you were doing now!

I was making a reel. I have a friend, Travel blogger Nishant.

So he wants a reel, places to visit in Indore.

This is nice. Nishant is doing a great job.

He's killing it.

Look! He has 1.5 lakh followers within one year!

Travel agencies rely on him so much! He travels a lot for free!

Give me Nishant's number, quickly.

Brother, he honestly doesn't smoke cigarettes any more.

Come on, give me his digits, don't use your mind too much.

Give me his number at once!

Hello Mathur Uncle!

So, the live video has begun.

Hi, hi, hi, guys! Hi!

Hail Mahakal to one and all!

Welcome to my channel, Indori Ghumakkad (Indori nomad).

So today, on the show we are going to go

from Indore to Mandu.

Do you know how much it will cost? Only Rs. 100.

So get ready. And you know the first step of the journey.

Asking for a lift! Okay, then?

Let's ask for a lift, then.

I guess, he wants to take a leak, he's in a hurry!

But I told you, I will take you up to Mandu.

Haven't you heard that saying?

Every car doesn't give a lift, and if you try, you don't lose.

Another car will come up! Okay?

Brother, can you drop me till Mandu?

I am going to Dhaar. I can drop you till there.

It's barely half an hour more from there.

Wow! Brother, we're going live. Say hi!

Hi!

Brother, I was asking for a lift for long, no one stopped.

Thank you so much for stopping.

Don't mention it, buddy.

I am not boasting here.

But, helping people is my middle name.

Wow, that's amazing.

Darshan, stop over acting!

Thank you, brother.

-Brother, tell me something. -Yes?

Have you been to Mandu before?

Not much, I'd say around

-I have been there around two times. -Okay.

-I am going there for the first time. -Okay.

So can you suggest where to go and which place to avoid?

Listen, in Mandu, first go to Jahaaz Mahal.

-Jahaaz Mahal? -That's right. Jahaaz Mahal.

It's near Munj Talao.

-Okay. -Yes.

-The Mughals had it made. -Okay!

Yes, they did.

It's great! What an amazing, awesome place!

Do you know why it's called Jahaaz Mahal?

No, I don't know. Why?

Why?

It's so simple!

So the Jahaaz Mahal is built right in the middle of the water.

So when there are reflections on the water

it feels as if, it's not a palace.

It feels like a ship floating on the water.

-Stop fooling me! -No, I am not kidding.

-Ask anyone you want in Mandu. -Okay!

If you are devoted to Bholenath, do go to Neelkanth Mahadev temple.

The priest there is Mr. Vashishth.

Go and tell him, Mr. Mathur sent you.

It's not Darshan! Say Mr. Mathur.

Yes.

All done.

But brother, after what you just told me

I don't think going once or twice will be enough.

-Listen, brother, the thing is... -Look at the camera.

The thing is, I don't know about travel.

But there is a principle in life.

If you travel with the right folks

life will be a memorable journey.

Well in my case, I travelled with A-1 Paradise Travel Agency.

It's at Geeta Bhawan near the temple,

on the left-hand side is the shop.

They have been in MP for so long and know every part of it.

They will take your tastes into consideration

and take you on a tour of the city in such a manner

you won't feel like a tourist.

You'll feel, you've been brought up on the banks of the Narmada river.

So...

For all your customized travel needs A-1 Paradise Agency.

Wow, brother!

Do you see that? This man is amazing and

his travel agency has an amazing name. A-1 Paradise Travel Agency.

So if you want to go anywhere in MP, that's the one.

Hello.

Is this Mr. Shekhar Dwivedi?

That's great.

Okay, okay, sure.

Awesome, thank you so much!

Don't worry we'll not disappoint you.

Yes. Ah, great. See you.

Done!

It worked, man, it worked! And thank you so much, Nishant.

What are you saying, brother?

Don't be humble, okay? You were amazing.

But it was your idea.

But the video is getting the most amazing views!

See, the thing is most people don't know

what places are around them and which places are they.

Anyhow, it was fun!

Brother, listen. It's time, so can I leave?

Yes, please go on. Listen.

Your treat is due, okay? Don't worry.

What are you saying?

-Bye. -Bye.

Yes!

Nishant!

Yes, brother.

-Listen. -Yes.

I am sorry about threatening you about your smoking that day.

Stop it! An elder brother doesn't apologise to a younger brother.

It's not like that.

If it's like that, then let's go and smoke.

You carry on. Get going.

-Let's smoke, it seems. -Bye, brother.

Bye.

Shekhar, please come here for two minutes.

Yes.

Yes?

Listen, these guys are students of CIM, Indore.

They have placement season coming up soon.

Tomorrow is day zero.

And there are pre placement talks too.

So, they need advice related to it.

Listen, brothers, I retired from this field.

You know that.

So, he is the right person to ask whatever you want to know.

Brother, what are you doing? What advice can I offer?

You know, even after retirement, Dhoni was still mentor of the team.

-What are you saying? -No, genuinely, I am saying it.

He is the right person. Ask him whatever you want.

So then, ask away.

I will be as helpful as I can, okay?

Brother, how should I prepare for the interview?

You know what?

More than how to prepare. it's more important

whom to prepare for. I mean

which companies do you want to try for? You decide that.

Otherwise, you will try to hit each ball for a sixer.

While trying to do that, even the best gets bowled out.

We can't expect to survive, right?

So tell me something.

Which companies come for your placement talks?

Mostly the heavyweights come in on day zero.

Such as Google, HUL, HealthyFine and P&G.

Okay. That's great.

So who comes from HealthyFine, generally?

Normally, their co-founder Kanak Sethi comes.

Kanak Sethi! Of course, of course.

So during the placement talk

are only students allowed in? Can outsiders be there?

Come on, now! We pay steep fees! Let us have this much at least!

Anyway, outsiders aren't allowed.

I see.

Okay, tell me one thing...

Let's assume there are four to five companies out there.

-Decide, what you want to apply for. -Yes.

Entry into CIM? It's easy!

Listen, here's what you do.

Go to the main gate and tell the guard that you

want to go to SR 10 Hostel, to room number 211

to meet Dhruv Chourasia.

You've come from Rohit Chemist to deliver medicines.

And listen this is what you do.

The first time around

speak to him in English. If he doesn't get it, speak in Hindi.

Okay? You'll get what you want.

Brother, I told you so!

Your brother broadcasts all over the city!

Okay, fine. Bye.

Another scam?

I am helping out a friend. How is that a scam?

Lord Hanuman did it too.

Someday, you'll be in very big trouble. I warn you.

What trouble would I get into?

Can they set my tail on fire? I don't have one!

See, it boils down to choices.

Choices that we make in the moment.

Let me give you an example.

Have all of you here seen the movie "Lagaan"?

-We haven't seen it. -La...

You've not seen "Lagaan"?

Sir, get up at once and go and watch it.

Made it to the Oscars, man! Do watch it.

The point that I am trying to make is

in "Lagaan"

if Bhuvan had followed standard

process to recruit members for his team

would he be able to discover Kachra?

The disabled guy? No, right?

It is because he went against the standard process.

He went against the norm.

That is why he could bring in the game changer

and that's what made all the difference.

That's how they won the game.

You know, I find it very stifling

we get bound by something we only created.

It's very restrictive.

Brother, I am sure he is hiding inside.

He must have left the city after hearing it's brother.

Let's bet Rs. 100 on that.

Such a stingy guy you are. Let's bet Rs. 500 on it.

Let it be. You haven't paid for last time.

Forget it.

What the heck...

-Dad. -Yes.

I spoke to the BMT guys.

They will list us as one of their preferred partners.

Which means, if anyone asks for customised bookings in Indore

it will be directed towards us, directly.

And, the retainer is Rs. 22,000 per month.

And 15 percent revenue share.

By the weekend, the contract and the amount will be here.

Brother, you played it so smartly!

Listen, Mrs. Mathur said

that the ads you put up on the internet get business too?

It is coming in. It's not much now, but it will get better.

Okay, listen, what do I tell those who are interested in the shop?

Say no.

When we have enough traffic on our website

we will be self sufficient.

Okay, I am going. I am getting late.

-Eat something. -Can I come back and eat?

Wait. Wait!

-Take this. -Okay, bye.

-Eat it on the way. -Bye!

-Okay. -All the best.

Thank you, thank you.

-All the best. -Be happy.

I have to say, brother is a genius, right?

If you praise him a bit

it won't diminish you!

I don't want to praise him and draw him back into the agency.

He should progress in the field that he is working in. Okay?

What is it?

Whatever you say for now, Shekhar has saved our agency.

-As if! -This is so tasty.

At least wait till the evening.

What are you drinking to celebrate today?

Are you drowning your sorrows in alcohol?

Hey, Sanju.

Are you actually drowning your sorrows in booze?

Yes?

-Sanju, you loser... -Get off me.

I am tired of failing constantly.

I was trying to do something good and ended up losing again.

You? What was the good thing you were trying to do?

Get out of here, okay? Mom is calling you. Go on.

Tell me.

Okay, don't tell me.

Do mom and dad know?

Mom and dad? They are already hassled about me.

Either it's you or Shekhar.

The middle child gets squashed in the middle.

Listen, I don't think we should mess up our team.

Because the favourite child post

Shekhar has a permanent dibs on it.

And...

I think this thing about you taking one failure

to judge yourself so harshly...

It's wrong, no?

Make a list from childhood. You failed everywhere.

Considering that, you must leap off from here, right?

Darn beast...

Get lost! Rascal. Cut out the drama.

At HealthyFine

we push ourselves to constantly innovate.

And as you all know the health and fitness sector

is one of the most challenging markets in the country today.

We at HealthyFine

are always re-inventing ourselves

to meet the changing patterns and demands

of our discerning customers with the passage of time.

So for example with AtPeace

our latest venture

we have added a mental wellness category

to the existing physical wellness segment

which we have been pioneers in and I am sure you all know that.

So I'd like to use this opportunity to extend this warm welcome

to one and all of you, young post graduates.

To come, not just join us, work with us.

But more importantly, come. Run the show.

And that's all that I have for now.

And I am hoping to see some of you at the interviews.

Thank you.

It's much better than our senior batch.

Every batch says that during it's time.

Excuse me, sir!

It's common. I am so used to hearing that.

Excuse me, Kanak sir!

Hi.

Can I have a word with you, please?

Are you a student?

No. But I just need a word with sir.

Shekhar, from KiranaStation, right?

Yes, yes.

Haven't we had an interview before?

Yes, we did sir, but...

I was just stuck in a situation and...

Sorry. My time is only for the students today.

If you would like to, please co-ordinate

with the secretary and she'll do the needful.

Little pressed for time today, yeah? See you, bye.

I understand sir, but I just need...

Heard him? Please leave, okay?

Sir, I am Kachra!

Sir, if you follow the process today, Kachra can't be on the team.

Ma'am, please excuse me. This is important.

It's alright, we have some time before lunch.

Let's walk and talk.

We have the lunch hour.

-Wait, let me give you a bag. -No!

Don't want it?

So, Sanju?

How come you've thought of your other older brother today?

What are you saying?

Wait, I will be right there. I will be there, at once.

In fact, your easymode innovation was pretty good.

So, why were you thrown out?

Rightsizing, I guess.

Any way, it's a company, it's not my family.

I see that you are prepared this time.

But tell me something.

For the price of hiring a product manager

with four years of experience such as yourself

I can hire two CIM grads, fresh off the campus

who are more eager, more hungry and

probably as smart, to be PMs.

So why should I break my process for you?

Why are you Kachra?

Fair enough, sir. I mean

considering that, I shouldn't even be here.

But I have a superpower, sir.

I will explain this.

When my younger sister was about to be born, sir

I saw my father taking care of my mom.

And once mom was in great pain and dad was completely clueless.

He was helpless, he didn't know what to do.

And he felt so bad for mom, his stomach began to ache too!

So I learnt something from my dad that day.

We feel really helpless in some moments.

At that moment empathise with the other person's pain.

And half the battle is won there.

Sir, this is my superpower.

Empathy.

In some way or other I can identify with my customer's pain and

that's how I can help them.

I think, this is what makes me your Kachra.

Do you want to get that?

Please, go ahead.

I am really sorry, sir.

-It's alright. I've got mine too. -Just 30 seconds.

Please.

Darshan, what are you doing?

You know where I am. Why are you calling constantly?

Fuck!

Fuck, fuck!

Sir, I am... I have to go.

I am extremely sorry, I...

It's a family emergency, I can't help it.

I am so sorry. Thank you, thank you for your time.

Shit! Shit!

Darn, shit! Sorry! Sorry.

Are you the hitman of some place?

Yes? Think you can get in anywhere and bring down the place?

How are you related to him?

Sir, he is my younger brother.

He has been charged with vandalism.

He got into shops and broke things and beat people up.

And this one.

This rascal was bribing an honest cop.

What do your parents do?

Sir...

They have a small-time travel agency.

Where is it?

It's in the same lane as Geeta Bhawan.

Is that your dad?

Yes, that's him.

-Dwivedi. -Mr. Dwivedi.

He's a decent man.

Why is he acting like that, inspite of him?

Sir...

I apologise on behalf of both of them. Please.

This will not happen in future. I can guarantee it.

Do one thing.

Fill up one of these bail bonds.

Okay?

Then take him home.

Convince him to watch himself.

Okay?

And you, take tips from him.

You're slandering honest cops without any reason.

Sorry, sir.

Okay, I will sign it.

Do you want something else?

Are you okay?

Yes, I am fine.

Sorry, I had no idea that these guys are honest lately.

Okay, I'm leaving.

Okay, listen.

Be gentle.

Will you tell me now?

I am speaking to you, you lout...

Look behind you, you daft man!

Look where you are sitting at.

It is a police station. If I hadn't come you'd be rotting in there.

I can't come constantly to rescue you.

I beg you, please.

If not for anyone else, tell me

what's going on in your life, for your own self.

Do you remember as kids after school

we used to go play SP2?

Ten rupees an hour.

Gaming culture was growing fast back then in Indore.

And actually Kamal had pool and snooker games going on.

I suggested it to Kamal.

I told him, get a SP5 installed, it will mint money.

Then?

We cut a deal.

I would bring the machines and money, to his shop.

We would share the profits equally.

I had about 10 or 15 thousand saved up, so I invested that.

All the stuff was worth 50 or 60 and I sold it off.

60 wasn't enough.

Mr. Mathur trusted me and paid up.

I got it going, somehow.

I got two SP5's installed.

And it was exactly as I imagined. It was a huge success.

You know, Shekhar

I thought Kamal would be very generous.

But he turned out to be a total bastard.

When the profits came in he began to put it into the shop.

When I asked him, he ignored me.

I went to meet him and he refused to meet me.

I sent him a message and he didn't reply. He stopped taking my calls.

I...

I was angry so I vandalised his shop.

Shekhar, I'd thought that

I would use that money to set up my own gaming parlour.

Kamal was the one who ended up playing a game with me.

It's okay. Never mind.

-No, I am okay. -It's okay.

It's okay.

It's not a problem.

Hey! Did you forget that you are Sanju Dwivedi, crazy boy?

Take care of your reputation.

It's okay.

Let's go.

Come on, let's go. Let's go.

-Forget the tea and let's go. -I will come.

Brother.

I've heard a lot about you from Sanju.

Aren't you the one who...

What was that? The chairman of the unemployment scheme.

Hey.

Yes, that's me.

Listen, you guys seem to be busy.

I don't have much time, either.

So let me get to the point, directly.

You all did what you had to do.

Now the fact is you owe some money to Sanju.

Give that back so we can go home happily.

Look at this.

The two brothers are so different.

This one is so decent.

The other is just as naughty!

Hello! Learn from your bother.

He speaks nicely, with respect and love!

If you'd talked this way you would not need to go to a police station.

-Well, you treated me badly too! -Hey!

Who vandalised the place?

Whine, whine, whine.

Listen, mister, this is the deal.

I admit, I have Sanju's money. Yes, I do.

But it's right here.

All this stuff that you see

it's all bought with Sanju's money.

Even the billing is in his name. Check if you want.

But you don't know, unemployed brother, so let me tell you.

There is a rule in business.

Invest what you earn and make the business grow.

So you're not getting any of this.

Of course, what happens in the future

we can sit and discuss that. We can figure it out.

But there is a condition for that.

Your brother will not misbehave in future.

How much loss did you incur?

Whatever it is, I will handle it.

We won't be talking to them anymore. Let's go.

Sanju, let's just go, okay? Come on.

I have heard the family is running short of money.

Amit said, there is a huge board outside the shop for a sale.

It's almost time to sell the shop.

The house will get sold too.

Then perhaps, dad will lose the clothes on his back.

No, don't laugh at dad.

Before dad becomes the chairman

of the unemployment scheme, let me give the loan.

I mean, that's what family is for.

-So true. -Family is family.

The loan will be given with the proper paperwork.

-We have old bonds which-- -So what are you saying?

-Brother. -I am speaking to them.

Brother.

Interrupt and I will stuff this up you.

Yes, so what were you saying?

You'll give a loan?

You can't pay the money you owe us and you want to give a loan.

-We are talking about it. -What are we talking about?

Tell me, will you give me a loan?

Do you think you're some big business tycoon?

-Listen-- -Brother, you...

Why can't you stop it? Gather your stuff.

Yes, tell me, no, no, no, tell me what it's about.

We have been running the business for 30 years. Are we losers?

We have been running it without your loan!

-We are speaking about this. -Listen...

Stop clinging to me and get your stuff!

He respected you and you pissed all over him?

-Brother... -Listen to me.

We've been running a business for 30 years!

-We aren't losers! Is it? -No...

Are you going to give me a loan? Will you?

-Let's talk about this. -Hey!

Teach me. Why don't you just go? You won't listen to me!

Go and pick up your stuff!

Sanju, don't touch the stuff!

-I am warning you! -Get lost.

Man!

Does it hurt?

Yes, it does.

Kamal's face was a sight to see. That was fun.

Sanju, stop your elder brother! Stop him!

Man, if I knew you eat non veg food we'd eat together. What's with you?

I open all my cards slowly.

How smart you are! Your cards open at the police station.

I am glad you're back.

You keep working at the agency. Dad is very pleased.

I don't know, man. He doesn't say a word.

Brother, come on! You know our dad.

He skimps even on praise!

You called me brother! Look at me!

-Just stop it. -Come on, look at me!

Forget about it.

Kamal goes out of the picture, finally it's time for my close up.

Thank you so much! Let me touch your feet.

Stop it. I'm drunk. I am going to go pee.

-Call me brother before you go. -Get off me!

Wait.

Oh! I'll come.

Hello!

Helpless woman! What's up?

Oh! Are you drinking?

It's been a day like that. What can I say?

You know, today once again

I lost my second chance with my dream company. Gone! Over.

Again?

Yes! I am not feeling as doomed as I thought I would!

The agency is getting into shape, gradually.

I think, I might actually be good at this.

That's great, Shekhar.

Right?

Man, I love you!

-Honestly. -I love you, brother!

Hey! I love you!

Get away! Why are you kissing me?

I have to say, a new member has come into the family.

-Yes. -Just watch it.

Take it easy!

Nothing will happen, brother.

Just keep calling me brother.

Sunny!

Come upstairs for a minute.

Heck! What has happened?

I told you, we should have had a mouth freshener.

Let me do one thing. Hold this.

Bring this in.

Aren't you behaving a bit too entitled?

Well done!

SORRY SHEKHAR. NOT WORKING OUT. LET'S TALK TOMORROW.