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Hey, Valley Viewers!
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It's my favorite time
of the year, Christmas time!
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And I'm gonna tell you
a story about a family,
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but not just any family.
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They're supervillains!
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So, grab some cocoa
and hang on to your candy canes,
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because this is "How
the Villains Stole Christmas."
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It all happened
one Christmas Eve,
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not so long ago in Centropolis,
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a city where superheroes
and supervillains
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roam the streets
amongst ordinary people.
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And where those villains
strive to make
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everyone's life miserable.
And this night before Christmas
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was no different...
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All right, the sun just set!
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That means it's officially
Christmas Eve!
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Ah, my favorite
night of the year!
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Yeah, because we get
to steal all these
great decorations to admire.
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Huh?
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I mean, light on fire.
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We're villains. Christmas bad!
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Most importantly,
it's time for Onyx's annual
"Ruin Christmas Challenge"!
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That's right!
Tonight, every villain competes
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to find the best way
to ruin Christmas
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for this city
of unsuspecting saps!
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Oh, I can't wait
to bah their humbugs!
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Yeah, and even though
I don't have
my villain power yet,
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I'm finally old enough
to compete this year!
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I can't wait to see sad people
and think, "I did that!"
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Aw! Look who's finally
tall enough to ride the ride.
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Chaos, I didn't want
to do this to you,
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but you leave me no choice.
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He has an imaginary friend
named Laura.
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He eats with her,
tells her jokes,
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and on certain occasions,
I've caught him kissing her.
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Please tell me you left
after the kissing.
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-I wish I had.
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Anyway, I am sure
to win the Onyx's challenge,
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because I have
the kids with powers,
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and you have the cute,
but useless one.
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Hey! Number Three
is a great kid!
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I'm glad I lost that coin toss!
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Mom, I have the perfect idea!
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The Centropolis Christmas tree
lighting ceremony is tonight.
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We should steal the tree
before they get
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-the chance to light it.
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People look forward
to that tree lighting all year!
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Oh, that's the perfect
thing to ruin.
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Right up there
with funerals and weddings.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, that is a great idea.
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Imagine everyone's faces
when the curtains part
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to reveal their glorious
holiday tree is missing.
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It'll ruin Christmas
for the whole city!
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Okay, what are we gonna do
with a 30-foot Christmas tree?
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Keep it in here! This place
could use a little cheer.
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Our main decoration is mildew.
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All right, while you're
all doing your
little gardening project,
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Number Three and I
will be kicking back,
'cause we've already
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-finished our plan.
-That's right, we did.
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That would've been
more impressive if I hadn't
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watched you
awkwardly practice it
for six hours straight.
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Every year,
there is one hot ticket
Christmas gift item
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that every parent
must have for their child,
and this year,
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-it's this go-kart!
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Whoo-hoo!
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And the best part
is no one will be able
to get their hands on one,
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because we already
cleaned out the entire
stock of go-karts
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from every store in town.
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-Can I switch teams?
-No!
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Their plan is cute,
but it doesn't come close
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to stealing the biggest
Christmas tree in the city.
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Really? 'Cause I think
the go-kart thing is--
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Ours is better!
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We'll see.
May the best villain win!
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Mwah-ha-ha!
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Eh, don't ya mean,
"Mwah-ho-ho"?
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Please don't ruin this.
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So while Kraniac
and Number Three set out
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to ruin Christmas
by preventing parents
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from buying their kids
the must-have holiday gift,
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Havoc, Surge, and Chaos
were off to steal
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the Centropolis
Christmas tree.
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And just to be clear,
I'm only reading the story.
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I do not endorse
this kind of behavior!
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Look at all these dopes!
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"Oh, we have to see the tree!"
Spoiler alert: It's a tree.
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And she is gorgeous.
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You know, maybe you
should just date the tree.
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At least it's real!
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Perhaps your brother's right
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and we're not getting
what all the hype is about.
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Nope, still a stupid tree.
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OK, uh, Chaos,
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let's grab the tree and go!
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I'll make sure
no one's looking.
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Ew!
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What do you think you're doing?
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Uh, I think
the real question is,
what are you doing?
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Shouldn't you be
at the mall asking Santa
for Taylor Swift tickets
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and glittery eyeshadow?
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It's funny,
'cause she's a tween!
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Oh, look who's got jokes.
Are you a supervillain
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or a reject from open mic night
at the Chuckle Hut?
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Get lost, kid, we're busy.
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Don't call me kid,
my name's Savannah.
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Well, whatever your name is,
can I borrow your mittens
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to lift this thing?
I can't afford
to get a splinter.
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I do villain hand modeling
on the side.
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Pretty sad you think
these would fit you.
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Although, you do
have dainty fingers.
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And I'm not letting you get away
with stealing our city's tree!
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My family comes to this
tree lighting every year!
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You'll ruin Christmas!
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Oh, from your lips
to Onyx's ears.
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Um, this tree is gonna be ours,
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and we're not letting some
yappy twerp get in our way.
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That's it. I'm gonna go
find a police officer.
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Or maybe a superhero!
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Havoc, stop her!
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Don't worry,
I got this, with a little
holiday vocal manipulation.
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Officer! I need your help!
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I need my diaper changed!
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What I'm trying to say is,
I made a Christmas messy!
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Okay, I got it!
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Should I put it in the "trunk"?
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Yeah, I'm starting to see
why your girlfriend
is imaginary.
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Must feel weird
to be out of uniform.
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Yeah, I feel so boring
and unremarkable.
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Is this what it's like
to be you?
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Shh! You hear that?
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The sound of bad parenting?
Loud and clear.
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No, it's the sweet sound
of all these fools
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desperately searching
for this year's must-have gift.
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And with every store
comes more disappointment!
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It's beautiful!
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What's going on here?
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You know how someone
stole all the smart go-karts
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that everyone wanted
off the shelves?
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Actually, they stole them
before they hit the shelves.
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I heard.
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Well, this store has one left.
The display model.
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-So they're raffling it off.
-Wait, what?
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I'm buying a ton
of raffle tickets.
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That way, even if the elf
doesn't pull mine,
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I can at least give my kid
a receipt with a note
that says, "I tried."
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Did you hear that?
You forgot the display model!
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No! I was lookout.
You forgot the display model!
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Well, part of being a lookout
is to be on the lookout
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for any go-karts left behind,
like the display model!
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Oh, I'm sorry, I was
probably too distracted by you
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rattling off your
famous villain catchphrase:
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"Is anyone coming?
Is anyone coming?"
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Okay, look, if we are gonna
win Onyx's challenge,
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we have to ruin Christmas
for everyone,
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which means we have to get
our hands on that last go-kart,
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or one kid is gonna
unwrap it tomorrow morning
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and have a merry Christmas.
Now, are you in?
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Sure. I mean, you've already
ruined my childhood,
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why not ruin someone else's?
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You know, I think
I'm starting to get
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all this Christmas tree hype.
Do you smell that?
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The sweet scent of
a freshly cut Douglas fir?
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Mm, no. The sweet scent
of a freshly stolen Douglas fir.
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True. But you know what's
even better than that?
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This! It's a candle that
smells like a gingerbread man!
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Which I hate!
With their beady raisin eyes
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and scrumptious
little arms and legs.
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Ahh, nothing brings me
more holiday cheer
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than robbing
everyone else of theirs.
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We are definitely winning
Onyx's challenge this year.
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-What was that?
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I bet it's a small animal.
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Probably a squirrel.
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Those things are
shiftier than we are.
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Oh! Or maybe a turtle dove.
Probably two.
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They come in pairs
and love Christmas trees.
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At least, that's what the song
has led me to believe.
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Can we please
put a stop to the holiday songs
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and figure out what's
actually in this tree?
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Sure, Mom.
Why don't you go first?
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Told ya I wasn't letting you
get away with this.
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Oh, it's even worse
than an animal. It's a tween!
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So when Savannah tried
to stop the villains
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from stealing the Centropolis
Christmas tree
by hiding inside of it,
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Havoc, Surge, and Chaos
got quite the surprise.
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And while most people
would've safely returned her
to her family,
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being villains, they,
uh, dealt with it
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in a very different way.
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So this is where you
nasty villains live?
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Makes sense.
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Hey, I know it
doesn't look like much,
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but at least if
you trip down here,
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the cockroaches
will break your fall.
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-What are you doing?
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Taking a pic so I can
text an encrypted link
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to the police
with a geo-pin attached.
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Sorry, I don't speak
chatty brat. Can you explain?
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She's gonna send
that picture to the cops
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and tell them where
our secret lair is.
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Oh, no, she isn't.
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Give me that phone.
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Yeah, right. If my parents
can't get it away from me,
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you don't stand a chance.
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I just need to find
some reception down here.
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Give it up! You're not getting
out of here with that phone!
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Like some kid could actually
pull one over on us.
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Wait, where'd she go?
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We can't let a child
outsmart three supervillains.
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If we can hold
an entire planet for ransom,
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we can snatch
a phone from her!
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Exactly!
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Wait, we held
an entire planet for ransom?
Where was I for that?
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Oh, you blacked out in orbit.
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We just let you drift
for a while.
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Come on, we have to find her!
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-Shh!
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Quiet!
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I think she's back
in the tree!
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Oh, yup!
There's your squirrel.
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-Later, fools!
Get her!
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So, what's the plan?
How do we get the last go-kart?
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I just drop this raffle ticket
into the bin, and we win.
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Check it out. I used
my alias, "Jack McWaxy."
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It's from a spy novel
I'm working on.
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Sounds McTerrible.
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And you only bought
one ticket.
People are buying hundreds!
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It doesn't matter. I signed
mine with magnetic ink.
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So you can put it
on the fridge next to your
Evil Kittens calendar?
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I just have to get that elf
to put on this magnetic glove.
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So that our ticket...
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wins.
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And then you and I
ride off into the sunset.
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Or however far
a go-kart will take us.
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Just have to find a way
to get this glove on that elf.
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I got it!
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Son, I've never been
more proud and ashamed of you
at the same time.
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I can't believe that elf
took your bribe.
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Eh. She's an elf
at a go-kart raffle.
259
00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:28,791
She was just happy
to go home.
260
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:34,971
How do I get out of this dump?
261
00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:37,278
Just give us that phone, kid!
You'll never get
any reception down here!
262
00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:40,020
Really? You're villains,
you couldn't steal
a little 5G?
263
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,547
Ho-ho-ho-ho!
264
00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:48,071
Don't you know
who you're dealing with?
265
00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:49,377
A bunch of idiots?
267
00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:56,732
A bunch of idiots
who have you cornered!
268
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:59,039
Oh. So you admit
you're idiots.
269
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,649
No! Just him.
270
00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:04,827
Stand back,
or I'm using this thing!
271
00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:06,568
Big whoop! That barely
does anything.
272
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:08,744
Yeah. It's just
a device our dad created
273
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:09,876
to temporary blind
our enemies.
274
00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:13,009
Uh-oh.
277
00:13:16,273 --> 00:13:18,188
-Ha-ha! See ya!
-Get her!
278
00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:19,537
Aah! Got her!
279
00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:21,670
-That's me!
-Oh. Right.
280
00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:24,194
Should've known
by the dainty fingers!
281
00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:26,153
I do not have dainty fingers!
283
00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:33,377
Ooh, that was actually
quite nice.
284
00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:36,772
How is she beating us?
We have superpowers!
285
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:40,167
Yeah? Well, then maybe
it's time we use them.
287
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:48,653
Wow. I thought
I screamed loud.
288
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,655
Well, Savannah, you got game.
289
00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:52,266
But what we got, is your phone.
290
00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:54,050
So much for your plan
to expose us!
291
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:55,747
-Give it back!
292
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,750
Not until I erase
any evidence of where we are.
294
00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:04,104
-Who's this guy?
-My dad.
295
00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:05,583
He's in the military.
296
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:07,672
He's taken me
to the tree lighting every year.
297
00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:12,634
But this year he can't,
because he's away leading
training exercises.
298
00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:15,245
While he's away, my mom and I
still find ways to include him.
299
00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:17,987
So I promised him
I'd take lots of pictures.
300
00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:21,382
Which is why I need my phone
and that tree back!
301
00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:23,297
Please.
302
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:24,907
I really miss him.
303
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:30,130
Okay, I-- I'll give you
your phone back.
304
00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:33,307
Just promise you won't
tell anyone about this place.
305
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,789
-Fine.
306
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,140
All right,
everything's deleted.
307
00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:43,360
Just get her back to her mom
without letting her
see the way out of here.
308
00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:45,754
Then you can give her
her phone back.
-Okay. Don't worry.
309
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:47,451
She won't see a thing.
310
00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:49,453
Now, cover your eyes,
and no peeking!
311
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:55,546
Phew. That was close.
312
00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:58,419
Back to crushing
the Christmas spirit!
313
00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:01,857
You okay?
314
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:04,207
Actually, Mom, I--
315
00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:06,731
I can't believe
I'm saying this, but...
316
00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:09,082
I think we should
return the tree.
317
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:10,997
Wow, that electric shock
318
00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:12,607
must've really
messed up your melon.
319
00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:14,609
One more should fix it!
320
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:25,141
So after hearing exactly
why Savannah wanted them
to return the tree they stole,
321
00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:27,143
Havoc had a change of heart.
322
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:30,407
Surge, not so much.
323
00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:34,629
What do you mean, we need
to take the tree back?
324
00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:36,457
I was just thinking,
it must be a real bummer
325
00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:38,589
for Savannah not have her dad
around on Christmas.
326
00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:41,157
It kinda reminded me of when
Dad missed my 13th birthday
327
00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:42,593
because he was on
a "business trip."
328
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,769
Oh!
329
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:48,208
When he battled Captain Climate
on that melting iceberg.
330
00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,253
That was my seventh birthday.
331
00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:51,559
Oh, then you must
mean the time
332
00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:53,213
that he defeated Lava Lantern
333
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:54,562
on the edge of the volcano.
334
00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:56,129
That was my tenth.
But thank you
335
00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:57,652
for reminding me that
the least memorable thing
336
00:15:57,739 --> 00:15:59,959
about my birthday
is my actual birthday.
337
00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:03,136
It was the year
I got my superpower.
338
00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:04,876
Oh.
339
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,704
I remember that day.
340
00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:09,969
I was so excited. All I wanted
was for Dad to come home
341
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,406
so I could show him
how loud I could sonic scream.
342
00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:16,845
You screamed so loud,
the ceiling caved in.
343
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,847
You were so proud.
344
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:21,850
And those people
that fell in from the street
345
00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:23,547
were very impressed!
346
00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:28,596
You know, as villains,
347
00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:31,077
I know we're supposed to take
whatever we want
whenever we want,
348
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:33,514
but what if we're stealing
more than a tree here?
349
00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:35,168
What if we're stealing a memory
350
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:37,997
a little girl won't get
to share with her dad?
351
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:41,478
-I call that a two-fer.
-Mom!
352
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:44,786
Fine! I-- I-- I suppose
I see your point.
353
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:50,357
Every kid deserves
to have their family around
in these special moments.
354
00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:53,751
Even kids that
aren't evil.
355
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:55,144
What about the challenge?
356
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:57,190
I mean, you really
wanted to win.
357
00:16:58,365 --> 00:17:01,542
All right! Savannah's gone.
358
00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:04,023
Let's go show this tree to Onyx
and win this thing, huh?
359
00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:07,896
Are we going or not?
361
00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:15,686
Man, when we win this raffle,
these people are gonna hate us!
362
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,819
We're villains.
They already hate us.
363
00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:19,560
You have to ruin everything?
364
00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:25,740
Okay, time for the raffle!
365
00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:29,918
Whose ticket will I pull?
366
00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:33,008
Will it be yours,
or will it be yours?
367
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:35,793
Only fate knows who will
win the amazing raffle--
368
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,753
Get on with it!
This isn't a magic castle!
369
00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:43,714
I mean, uh, fingers crossed!
370
00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,499
And the winner is...
372
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,371
Jack McWaxy!
374
00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:54,029
This is so unexpected!
375
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:56,466
I want to thank
the city of Centropolis
376
00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:58,903
and to all the little guys
who've never won anything!
377
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:02,429
This is for you! Now,
get the ho-ho out of my way.
378
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:08,652
Look at all these sad sacks!
They can't stand that I won!
379
00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:12,178
Hey, let's all
give it up for Jack.
380
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:14,180
At least someone's
kid'll be happy.
381
00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:17,139
We may have spent hours
trying to win that go-kart,
382
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:19,881
valuable hours that we could've
all spent with our families
383
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:22,057
during this
special holiday time,
384
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:24,668
but good for him!
385
00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:26,670
What are you talking about?
386
00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:29,717
You're supposed to be angry!
I won the last go-kart.
387
00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:31,240
Yeah, you bought,
like, a hundred tickets!
388
00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:33,286
It was actually 250.
389
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:35,375
I gave blood just
to afford these tickets.
390
00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:39,857
But it's Christmas,
the season of giving.
391
00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:42,033
And seeing how happy
you were after you won
392
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,862
just makes my Christmas
even better!
393
00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:47,082
No!
394
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,650
Dad, what's going on?
We went through all that work
395
00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:52,131
to get the go-karts,
even this last one,
396
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:55,221
and now they're saying we made
their Christmas... better?
397
00:18:55,308 --> 00:18:57,527
Well, I'm not sure, but I think
maybe this is what they mean
398
00:18:57,614 --> 00:19:00,878
when they talk about
Christmas spirit.
399
00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:03,229
You're right. I mean,
this whole time,
400
00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:05,187
we've been trying
to ruin Christmas,
401
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:07,668
when we should've been trying
to ruin their spirit.
402
00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:10,932
But judging from this,
I don't know that
that's possible.
403
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:14,849
Dad, are you starting
to feel it, too?
404
00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:16,459
The Christmas spirit?
405
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:21,072
I think so.
I think maybe this holiday
406
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:25,076
is about more than
stealing gifts
to ruin people's happiness.
407
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:29,559
Maybe by bringing joy
to others,
it could make us happy, too.
408
00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:31,909
Even if it is for just one day.
409
00:19:31,996 --> 00:19:33,607
Ugh! I feel so dirty!
410
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:38,525
Does this mean
you're gonna turn into
one of those crazy parents
411
00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:40,701
who's willing
to spend lots of money
and do whatever it takes
412
00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:42,398
to win my love through gifts?
413
00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:45,880
Son, I'm feeling the spirit,
I'm not an imbecile.
415
00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:53,583
What's wrong, Savannah?
416
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:56,369
Aren't you excited
for the tree lighting?
417
00:19:56,456 --> 00:19:59,981
Not this year.
Can we just go home?
418
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:04,290
Honey, I know this year
is tough with Dad being away.
419
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:07,858
But we agreed
we wouldn't let it
ruin Christmas.
420
00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:11,384
So grab your phone and get ready
to send him some
good pictures of the tree.
421
00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:16,084
Five, four, three, two, one!
423
00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:22,873
But... there's no way.
424
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,353
I'm glad you came around, Mom.
425
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,834
Hm? Well, how could I not?
426
00:20:26,921 --> 00:20:30,490
That girl was so persistent
and annoying.
427
00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:31,708
Kinda remind me of you.
428
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,452
That's strange.
The tree didn't light.
429
00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:38,193
Did you forget to
connect the power?
430
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,457
I just carried a 30-foot tree
for five miles.
431
00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:42,632
You couldn't handle the plug?
432
00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:46,810
The whole point
of us returning the tree
433
00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:49,987
was so that Savannah could send
her dad pictures of it lit up.
434
00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:52,425
Mom...
Can't you do something?
435
00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:53,600
Fine.
438
00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:07,004
Ah. All right, now we've broken
every villain rule in the book,
439
00:21:07,091 --> 00:21:08,571
I think we should go home.
440
00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:13,228
This is the brightest tree
we've ever had.
441
00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:16,057
Can't believe Dad
isn't here to see it.
442
00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:17,754
I wouldn't
miss this for the world.
443
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:21,497
Dad? Dad!
444
00:21:21,584 --> 00:21:23,107
I can't believe you're home!
445
00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:25,371
Wait, look.
446
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,329
I thought you couldn't make it!
447
00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:29,679
That's what I thought, too.
But our Company Commander
448
00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:31,725
gave us a 24-hour pass
for the holiday.
449
00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:34,597
Mm!
450
00:21:34,684 --> 00:21:39,254
Well, looks like
we won't be winning
Onyx's challenge this year.
451
00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:41,430
That's okay.
452
00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:44,215
I mean, Onyx also has the
Ruin New Year's Eve Challenge,
453
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:47,915
so maybe we can
play human bowling
454
00:21:48,002 --> 00:21:49,569
with the giant
New Year's Eve ball?
455
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,703
Sounds good to me.
456
00:21:53,790 --> 00:21:55,836
We can knock people
into the gutters.
458
00:22:04,279 --> 00:22:05,759
Merry Christmas.
459
00:22:06,803 --> 00:22:08,109
You, too.
461
00:22:15,116 --> 00:22:17,597
That was a pretty cool
thing we did,
giving that tree back.
462
00:22:17,684 --> 00:22:19,555
Yeah, it was.
463
00:22:19,642 --> 00:22:21,775
I have a confession to make!
464
00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:24,168
I know you probably
haven't noticed,
but I really love Christmas,
465
00:22:24,255 --> 00:22:25,431
and I don't care who knows it!
466
00:22:27,302 --> 00:22:28,738
Just don't tell Dad.
He'll freak.
468
00:22:32,307 --> 00:22:34,701
Ho, ho, ho! Here ya go!
469
00:22:36,311 --> 00:22:39,575
I gotta say, giving away
stolen merchandise
470
00:22:39,662 --> 00:22:42,056
feels almost as good
as stealing it.
471
00:22:42,143 --> 00:22:43,971
Yeah, giving the go-karts
to the people
472
00:22:44,058 --> 00:22:46,495
from the raffle line made me
feel all warm and tingly!
473
00:22:46,582 --> 00:22:49,759
That could be a rash
from the elf suit.
474
00:22:49,846 --> 00:22:51,979
Hey, maybe we should
do this all the time.
475
00:22:52,066 --> 00:22:54,373
Nah, next year,
I'm expecting all these people
to give us gifts.
476
00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:57,724
I wrote our P.O. Box number
on all the packages.
477
00:22:57,811 --> 00:22:59,987
So the only reason
we're doing this
478
00:23:00,074 --> 00:23:01,684
is so you'll get
something in return?
479
00:23:01,771 --> 00:23:04,121
Son, that's what Christmas
is all about.
481
00:23:08,169 --> 00:23:12,608
And our villain family
lived happily ever after.
482
00:23:12,695 --> 00:23:16,003
Well, kind of.
They're a work in progress.
483
00:23:16,090 --> 00:23:18,658
Happy Holidays, everyone!
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