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♪ Yippee-i-oh Yippee-i-ay ♪

♪ Yippee-i-oh-ti-ay ♪

♪ Hey! I'm Callie And I'm the sheriff ♪

♪ Got my badge on my vest ♪

♪ I'm ridin' I'm ropin' I'm makin' friends ♪

♪ Some say I'm the best in the West ♪

♪ We're singin' Yippee-i-oh-ki-ay yee-haw ♪

♪ In Sheriff Callie's Wild West ♪

♪ Yippee-i-oh-ki-ay Yee-haw ♪

♪ Saddle up and ride on in ♪

♪ Learn what it means to be a friend ♪

♪ Sheriff Callie Yippee-i-oh yippee-i-ay ♪

♪ In Sheriff Callie's Wild West ♪

♪ Yee-haw ♪

(prairie dog trio) ♪ Peck Gets Fooled ♪

(Doc) Oh, my goodness. He's a talented man.

Oh! Well, what do you know, I've won again!

Are you sure you've never played this game before?

My good townsfolk, I assure you

that my winning streak is mere beginner's luck.

(indistinct chatter)

What's going on?

That Phineas Foolery fella's been beating folks at cards all day long.

I don't know how he does it.

Just passing the time with a friendly game

as I visit your fair town.

Doc, is it? You got any sixes?

Nope. Go fish, Mr. Foolery.

Fiddlesticks. Oh, well, my luck was bound to turn.

Is that Tumbleweed wearin' a hat?

(all) Where?

Well, well, a six. Lady Luck places another kiss

upon the cheek of Phineas Foolery.

I win again.

Impossible.

Incredible.

-Did you see that? -I sure did.

I'm keeping my eye on him.

My fine furry-eared fellow, do you have any threes?

Go fish.

Drat. How many cards will I have to draw

before finding a three?

What? Is the stagecoach early?

(all) What?

No? My mistake.

Heavens to Betsy! It's a three!

(chuckling) I've won yet again?

Why, that no-good cheatin' cheater!

(all) Oh. All the cards were under his hat all the time.

Phineas Foolery, you are under arrest for cheatin' at cards.

Well, drat.

Just look at all these winnings you didn't really win.

Priscilla's polka-dot umbrella.

I thought it might rain.

Tio's gold pocket watch?

Time flies when you're having fun.

(Sheriff Callie) And what in whiskers?

This badge belongs to the Sheriff of Junctionville!

Well, it did.

Until the unlucky lawman lost that game of Crazy Eights.

Jeepers, you're really good at cheatin', Mr. Foolery.

(laughs)

Why, thank you, young cactus.

It's taken a lot of practice, you see, to...

I mean, this misunderstanding can be easily cleared up

with a friendly roll of the dice.

How 'bout it, Sheriff? If I roll a seven, I go free

and we never speak of this unpleasantry again.

No dice, Foolery.

Cheatin folks out of their stuff is stealin'.

And stealin' is against the law.

Holy Jalapenos! It's a seven!

They'll always come up seven, Peck.

They're trick dice.

Right. I knew that.

Hard to believe there are folks who fall for such shenanigans.

Okay, fellas, I'll ride over to Junctionville

and give the Sheriff back his badge.

Toby, you return these stolen things to the folks here in town.

Sure thing, Sheriff.

And I'll guard this trick dice rollin' rooster

on account of I'm the Deputy!

All right, Peck, but he's fooled lots of folks with his sneaky tricks,

so whatever you do, don't trust him.

Don't worry, Sheriff.

Phineas Foolery won't fool me.

(all) ♪ Foolery won't fool him ♪

Nothing like a deck of cards to brighten the spirits

while I waste away in my cell.

Hey, that's a pretty nifty trick.

I mean, it's only kinda nifty.

(chuckling) That's nothing, my good man.

Step closer and I'll show you my finest trick ever.

Nice try, Foolery. You're not gonna fool this fella.

Of course not.

A deputy of your intelligence could never be fooled

by a feat that would astound and amaze lesser minds.

Right. So, now that we're clear on how unfool-able I am,

what is this trick?

Delighted to show you.

All I need are those three empty barrels.

In your cell? I don't know.

-Sheriff Callie said... -Aha, but the Sheriff

has never seen my greatest trick yet.

♪ No reason to worry ♪

♪ There's no cause to fret ♪

♪ It's simply my finest Most fabulous trick yet! ♪

♪ Just open the door ♪

♪ And roll it right in ♪

♪ Prepare to be dazzled ♪

♪ From your beak to your shin ♪

♪ I see that you're clever And really quite quick ♪

♪ So, I'm staying right here Till I show you my trick ♪

♪ That's right, you can see That I'm worthy of trust ♪

♪ But to finish my trick Oh, the third barrel's a must ♪

♪ Now prepare to be breathless ♪

♪ With amazement and wonder ♪

♪ My fine feathered friend ♪

♪ Guess which barrel I'm under! ♪

That's easy. This one!

♪ Ah, no guessing yet ♪

♪ My trick's not quite done ♪

♪ First mix up the barrels ♪

♪ Then we'll both have some fun ♪

♪ Move the left one and right one ♪

♪ And middle and back ♪

♪ Faster and faster But try to keep track ♪

♪ Now prepare to be dazzled From your beak to your shin ♪

♪ 'Cause it's time to pick Which barrel I'm in! ♪

So, now you want me to pick which barrel you're under?

That's easy. This one!

Huh.

All right, then you're under that one.

Well, I'll be!

Guess you're under...

(laughing) Wee doggie!

You're not under any of 'em.

Now, that's a humdinger of a trick, Mr. Foolery.

I couldn't agree more.

(laughs)

Now wait one corn-poppin' minute!

I'm afraid I can't, Deputy.

It's time for me to skedaddle.

(gasps)

Those are my keys!

Give my regards to the Sheriff.

Howdy, Mr. Foolery.

Hiya, Peck! What are you doing in jail?

(yelps)

I feel like a plum fool.

I let that rascally rooster strut right outta here.

And he took your keys, too.

It's okay, Peck.

That Foolery's fooled a lot of folks.

That's why we gotta catch him before he tricks any more.

-Giddy up, Sparky! -(neighs)

Which town to trick next, my good steed?

Lawman's Gulch? Perhaps a tad too sheriff-y.

Red Gap? Rivertown?

A flip of the coin shall decide.

Heads, we go to Red Gap.

Or heads, we go to Rivertown.

Heads it is! Rivertown!

(horses approaching)

(Mr. Foolery) Well, well...

the Deputy was sprung a tad sooner than I expected.

(chuckles)

I believe another trick is in order to keep that posse off my trail.

As Clementine here as my witness,

I swear Phineas Foolery will never trick this deputy again!

(brays)

Hey, look. A playing card.

(Peck) That's one of Phineas Foolery's!

There's a mess of 'em.

I bet he dropped 'em during his getaway.

We've got him now!

Wait, Peck. It might be a...

(screams and grunts)

(Peck) Trick?

Peck, are you okay?

Nothin' hurt 'cept my pride.

And maybe a sore tail feather.

But don't worry!

Phineas Foolery will not fool this deputy twice!

(Toby) Actually, Peck, he already did,

countin' his jailbreak.

Yes. I remember.

But he ain't gonna fool me three times.

Rivertown is but a short ride away.

I can already hear the hustle-bustle of townsfolk

and the jingle-jangle of their money,

which this fine fellow intends to steal.

(gasps)

Drat! I'm losing my patience with that deputy and his friends!

They leave me no choice but to be even trickier.

Oh, but how?

Hmm.

Hey! Y'all see what I see?

My jailhouse keys!

They must've hooked on that branch when Foolery passed by.

Wait a second.

That trickster wants me to grab these here keys,

just so he can spring another trap on me.

But I'm gonna outsmart him on account of I'm the Deputy.

Peck, watch where you're steppin'.

-(trap springs) -(screaming)

-Oh, no! -(Toby) Are you okay?

Cornflabbit!

That Foolery's fooled me so many times I've lost track.

Uh, three so far.

(grumbles)

(all) ♪ Foolery keeps trickin' Peck ♪

♪ And that makes him feel sore ♪

♪ Peck needs to keep ahead of him ♪

♪ Or he'll just get tricked more ♪

Maybe it's best not to keep track, fellas.

Just keep an eye out for whatever Foolery may try next.

(scoffs)

But should the coin come up heads,

you'll ferry me to Rivertown for free.

-Is it a deal, my friend? -(horses approaching)

Not again!

That posse is impossibly persistent.

Time to perform my trickiest trick yet.

Sudden change of plans, my good man.

(Sheriff Callie gasps) There he is!

Come on! We got him now!

Barrels? Hmm.

We know you're under one of these barrels, Foolery.

Come out with your tricky hands up.

Let's flip 'em over, Toby.

I've been burned by his barrel trick before, Sheriff.

I don't think we're gonna find him.

Gotcha!

Or maybe not.

I bet he's hiding under here.

Aw.

Reckon we'll just have to search every last one.

Peck, give us a hand.

Peck?

(laughs)

Fooled 'em with the ol' hat trick!

-(Peck) But you didn't fool me! -Huh?

Soon as I saw those barrels, I knew it was a trick

so I looked elsewhere, Foolery.

Whoa.

Gotcha! You are under arrest!

Not if I get to Rivertown, Deputy!

You're not going anywhere 'cept jail.

I beg to differ.

It appears I'm taking this ferry downriver,

and you're comin' with me.

-Wait a minute. What's that? -Huh? Oh, no!

-This ain't good. -No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

(both yelling) Waterfall!

Look, it's Peck! And he caught Phineas Foolery.

And now I'd better catch them! And fast!

Please stop it. Please stop it. Please stop it.

(both whimpering)

Hang on tight, boys!

Gonna get a mite windy!

(Peck) Hurry, Sheriff!

(both screaming)

Noodle lasso, it's time to fly!

Whew.

Peck, I'm mighty proud of you for out-thinkin' this trickster.

Thanks, Sheriff.

Fool this deputy three times and he starts to catch on.

-Right, Clementine? -(brays)

(all laugh)

(all) ♪ You can't fool Peck four times ♪

(Foolery) Well, drat.

(prairie dog trio) ♪ Doc's Runaway Balloon ♪

(Doc Quackers humming)

Howdy, Doc.

Sheriff. Fine day for a county fair, don't you think?

(balloon deflates)

I reckon it's the best fair Nice and Friendly Corners has ever had.

Is this contraption the hot air balloon you've been talkin' about?

Indeed it is.

This much-anticipated airship will soon be soaring skyward.

-(deflates) -Aww.

Seems like a tricky thing to fly.

Do you really know how?

No, but as an amateur aviator,

I'll be keeping the balloon tied to the ground at all times,

while I give folks a short ride up and down.

Like this, see?

And once I read this book, I'll know just how to do it.

(all) ♪ The book will tell him how ♪

Well, I'm lookin' forward to takin' a ride, Doc.

But first we're gonna have some fun on the midway.

-See ya later! -Bye, Doc!

(Mr. Dillo) Good luck!

(Toby) I can't decide, I can't decide.

Can't decide what, Toby?

What my favorite thing is at the fair.

Is it Frida Fox's dancing cows?

Or the Log Rollin' Race?

(both laughing)

(sniffing)

Or maybe the popcorn carts.

They're everywhere!

Well, my favorite thing is the Ferris wheel!

And I aim to break my Ferris wheel ridin' record

by goin' around on it 100 times!

Got me a clicker to count my times around,

and snacks to keep my sittin'-still strength up.

Well, good luck, Peck.

I know you can do it.

Now, where was I?

Oh, yeah, trying to pick...

(gasps)

My favorite thing at the fair.

-Doc! -Oh.

Hello, Toby.

(giggling) Wow, your balloon!

-It's, it's... -A majestic marvel of modern...

-(deflates) -Huh?

Oh, not again.

I've always wanted to ride in a balloon.

Soaring in the air, lookin' down at all the sights.

Do you really know how to fly it?

I have everything I need to know

right at my fingertips.

So you can fly it.

Wow, Doc, you know how to do everything.

I do?

♪ Whether it's how to fly a big balloon ♪

♪ Or what month comes right after June ♪

♪ Or all the phases of the moon ♪

♪ Doc knows it all ♪

♪ I know he knows the biggest words ♪

♪ And he's read the biggest books ♪

♪ He can recite the alphabet from A to Z ♪

Forwards and backwards.

♪ He's the very best at countin' ♪

♪ And he's climbed every mountain ♪

♪ He knows why it rains And why it snows ♪

♪ There's nothing that he doesn't know ♪

Oh, I don't know about that, Toby.

♪ Well, it's true I know the capitals ♪

♪ Of every single state ♪

♪ And the names O all the planets in the sky ♪

♪ And how to get to Timbuktu ♪

♪ I can play the didgeridoo ♪

♪ I have lots and lots of information ♪

♪ That's no exaggeration ♪

♪ Whether it's how to fly a big balloon ♪

♪ Or what month comes right after June ♪

♪ He knows the man up in the moon ♪

-♪ Doc knows it all ♪ -I do?

-♪ Doc knows everything ♪ -I do.

♪ Doc knows it all ♪

I do!

You know everything, Doc.

That's why you're my hero.

Your hero?

Oh, why, thank you, Toby.

You can have the first ride in my balloon.

Ready when you are!

Huh? Uh...

Oh, you mean now?

But I haven't finished, um,

balancing the balloon's buoyancy.

Or calculating its, uh, cruising equation.

Oh, please hurry.

I can't wait, I can't wait!

All right, Toby.

I suppose a quick up and down should be no problem.

-Yippee! -(groans)

But you can't ride in a balloon

without adequate eye wear.

(Toby) How soon until we go up, Doc?

Patience, Toby.

First I need to adjust my goggles for optimum piloting prowess.

Now, let's see...

How to go up.

Wow, I can see all our friends.

Look at Doc's balloon!

(all chattering)

Hello, down there!

-(Toby) Hi, Peck! -(Doc) Peck?

(screams)

We're in the air?

Impossible, we're tied to the...

(whimpering)

Is everything okay, Doc?

What's that big book for?

Oh, uh, this book tells all about the sights

we'll see from up high.

Step right up, fellas,

and test how strong yer arm is.

How about you, Governor?

(chuckles) Don't mind if I do.

-(grunts) -(all cheering)

What's that? What's all the hub-bub?

Oh. Oh!

(Toby) Whoo-hoo!

(laughs) This is great!

"To slow ascent, pull halyard down."

Halyard, halyard! What? What's a halyard?

-Mmm-mmm! -(laughs)

Sweet buttermilk!

Oh.

Oh, my! Oh. Oh.

Here it comes!

That makes 35.

One hundred, here I come!

(all shouting)

-(laughing) -"Pull ring to steer." Here it is!

So, that's what that's for.

Look, Doc!

We've got a tail like a kite!

-(yells) -(laughing)

(Toby) Yee-haw!

Whoo-hoo!

Right. Give it a swing, Sheriff,

(laughing) It's quite invigorating.

I reckon I'll give it try.

-(bell rings) -(laughs)

Aw, it was a lucky shot.

Who'd like to go next?

Oh, no, no, no. Not me.

-Priscilla? -Who? Me? (giggles)

(Toby) Whee-hee!

Landing, landing...

Maybe, uh...

Ah! Maybe not...

My book! Oh, no!

We're even lighter without it.

Oh. There's Sheriff Callie!

(all) Huh?

(Doc and Toby) Sheriff!

(Toby) Hi, Sheriff!

Oh, no. That's Doc's balloon.

-It must've gotten untied! -(all) Huh?

(gasps) Doc's balloon book!

I bet he still doesn't know how to fly it.

(whistles)

Come on, Sparky, Doc and Toby are in trouble!

We gotta save 'em.

♪ Toby and Doc Quackers Are stuck in a balloon ♪

♪ That book held all the answers ♪

♪ Now that will they do? ♪

(Toby) Now, we're really flyin' high!

-(Doc Quackers screaming) -(Toby laughing)

Whew.

Maybe the worst is behind us.

(chuckles) Hey, it's Pointy Peak.

P-p-pointy Peak?

My, it's really... pointy.

We can't let 'em hit Pointy Peak.

Noodle lasso, do your thing! (grunts)

(Sheriff Callie) Whiskers!

I can't catch the balloon when it's moving like that.

Sidewinder Winds must be blowin' in over the mountains.

And that means a storm's a-brewin'.

(both) Whoa!

It's gettin' kinda rough up here.

That's normal, right, Doc?

Toby, there's something of significance I must tell you.

-Yeah? -I'm afraid I...

I don't know how to fly this balloon.

(gasps) You don't?

But you know how to land it, right?

I don't know how to do anything!

Steer or go up and down.

I've never even been in a balloon.

(both scream)

(Sheriff Callie) Come on, boy! We gotta catch 'em before the storm does!

Oh, no!

They're being blown back to the fair!

Faster, Sparky!

Doc, if you didn't know how to fly the balloon...

Ah, why'd you say you did?

You said I was your hero, Toby.

I couldn't let you think I didn't know how to do something.

But Doc, you don't need to know it all

for me to look up to you.

I don't?

(Peck) That makes 99!

(both scream)

One more go around, and I'll break my Ferris wheel ridin' record!

Sure wish Toby was up here with me to see it happen.

-(sips) -(Toby) Peck! Help!

Toby?

Whoa, Sparky! Excuse me. Pardon me.

Sparky! Stop the ride!

-Sheriff! -(grunts)

Gotcha!

-Oh, Sheriff! -Thank goodness!

(grunting)

Everybody! I need more muscle!

(all cheering)

You saved us!

Thank you, Sheriff!

(kisses)

That was a humdinger of a wild ride you two had.

What happened?

I let my pride cloud my thinking and...

He was too embarrassed to tell me he didn't know how to fly the balloon.

Doc, admitting you don't know something

is the best way to learn something new.

Sheriff, you're absolutely right.

Toby! Sheriff!

Soon as I get down, I'll have me a new Ferris wheel riding record.

Right away, Deputy!

One hundred!

I did it!

-Good job, Peck! -Congratulations!

That's a mighty fine balloon, Doc.

Can the new Ferris wheel ridin' record breaker have a ride?

Not until I finish reading the manual, Deputy.

You see, I still have a lot to learn.

(all) ♪ There's always more to learn ♪

(theme music playing)

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