Original subtitles

♪ Yippee-i-oh Yippee-i-ay ♪

♪ Yippee-i-oh-ti-ay ♪

♪ Hey! I'm Callie And I'm the sheriff ♪

♪ Got my badge here On my vest ♪

♪ I'm ridin', I'm ropin' I'm makin' friends ♪

♪ Some say I'm the best in the West ♪

♪ We're singin' yippee-i-oh-ki-ay Yee-haw ♪

♪ In Sheriff Callie's Wild West ♪

♪ Yippee-i-oh-ki-ay Yee-haw ♪

♪ Saddle up And ride on in ♪

♪ Learn what it means To be a friend ♪

♪ Sheriff Callie Yippee-i-oh, yippee-i-ay ♪

♪ In Sherriff Callie's Wild West ♪

♪ Yee-haw ♪

(Calm music playing)

(prairie dog trio singing)

"It was the biggest, meanest bull any cowboy had ever seen!

"But that didn't bother Sagebrush Sam none.

"'I'm the roughest, toughest cowboy in the West!' he shouted.

"Then he wrangled the bull and rode it all the way home.

"The end."

Boy, Sagebrush Sam is one rough and tough cowboy.

I'll say.

(Calm music continues playing)

Reckon I'd like to be just like him.

(Chuckles) I like ya how ya are, Toby.

(Horse Neighing)

The supply wagon's here! Pardon me, gentlemen.

I'm a-coming, too, on account of I wanna see what she's brought.

Hands up, varmint! Or when that wagon leaves town, you'll be on it!

(Calm music continues playing)

Phew! This a-way, fellas.

(Indistinct Muttering) What is that?

Oh, my. It's big.

Of all the cornpoppin' things.

What is it, Sheriff?

Why this here's a mechanical bull.

Tonight we're gonna have a party and let everyone try to ride it.

Whoo-hoo! That sounds fun!

I can't wait! I'll be just like Sagebrush Sam,

wranglin' a bull and ridin' him home!

Hoo-whee! Says here, "This mechanical bull

is only for the roughest and toughest of cowboys."

Hey, I'm rough and tough!

Me, too, brother!

Jeepers, I sure hope I am.

All righty, folks. Me and Sparky are gonna head out

and start settin' up for the party.

See y'all there!

Peck, I'll need to be rough and tough if I wanna ride that bull.

Flyin' feathers, Toby. You don't need to be tough to--

Let's go get ready. I got an idea.

I know what'll make me rougher and tougher.

A really big cowboy hat!

(Laughs) Peck? Where'd you go?

(Grunts) Toby!

Uh, okay,

maybe I don't need a bigger cowboy hat.

Maybe what I need is a cowboy belt!

(Grunts)

Cornflabbit, Toby. Tryin' to look tough is just makin' ya look silly.

Hey, what's that?

Wow, a genuine cowboy moustache!

(Upbeat music playing)

(Singing) ♪ A genuine cowboy moustache! ♪

It's just like Sagebrush Sam's!

(Gruff Voice) I'm Moustache Toby,

the roughest, toughest cactus in the West!

(Normal voice) I love it, love it, love it!

That there's one cowboy cactus who can ride a mechanical bull.

(Chuckles)

Wait till everyone sees how rough and tough I am.

Come on, Peck!

Thanks, Uncle Bun.

Toby, watch out!

(Clatters)

Oh, carrot sticks.

(Sombre music playing)

♪ Hey there, pardners Look at me ♪

♪ I'm tough as a fella can be ♪

♪ Name is Moustache Toby Yes, siree ♪

♪ Now I'm rough and tough ♪

♪ The cowboy cactus, that's me ♪

♪ When I ride that bull tonight ♪

♪ It'll be quite a sight ♪

♪ My moustache makes me Rough and tough, you see ♪

♪ Life is so much better ♪

♪ Now that we're together ♪

♪ Yes, my moustache and me ♪

(Upbeat music playing)

♪ Yes, my moustache and me ♪

(Grunts)

Toby, what in tarnation are you doin'?

Goin' into Ella's, tough guy style.

Got a hankerin' for some milk.

(Indistinct talking) Howdy, folks.

(All) Huh? -Toby?

Oh, that's Moustache Toby now, Ella.

The roughest, toughest cactus in the West.

Milk for me and Peck! (Chuckles)

Please.

Here ya go, fellas.

Thank you kindly, Ella.

(Slurps)

Tumblin' Tail feathers, Toby.

Ya can't even drink milk with that moustache on.

Just take it off.

Pardner, I'm never takin' this off.

(Chuckles) I'll just use a straw instead.

(Suspenseful music playing)

Ah, well, I'm not thirsty anyway.

But I am hungry!

You sure look messy with popcorn in your moustache.

Tough guys like me don't mind lookin' messy.

It makes me seem tougher.

And I need to be rough and tough to ride that mechanical bull.

(Sighs) If you say so.

Anyhoo, we'd best head out. The party's startin' soon!

(Laughs) Yippee!

Ooh! I mean, let's go.

(Upbeat music playing)

Whoa! Whoa!

(Chuckling)

That's quite a look for you, Toby. (Chuckles)

Name's Moustache Toby now, Mr. Dillo.

-Cornflabbit, Toby! -Peck?

Gee, Peck. Why ya layin' on the ground?

(Groaning)

(Priscilla) My lovebirds! My lovebirds!

Oh, please come back!

(Calm music playing)

Whew! Toby, thank goodness you're wearin' that moustache!

My lovebirds just love it!

Feel rough and tough with birds in your moustache?

I reckon a cowboy can be rough and tough and still help a friend.

(Upbeat music playing)

Thank you kindly, Toby. See ya at the party!

Goodbye, ma'am.

Come on. And this time, walk behind me.

(Indistinct talking)

Wish me luck, folks. Here I go!

(All cheering)

(Siren rings, bull whirring)

Hold on, Sheriff!

(Upbeat music playing)

(All cheering)

Hey, y'all. I brought refreshments. Oh!

Whoops!

-Good heavens! -Yee-haw!

(Yells)

Leapin' lassos!

(Bull rattles)

(All) Aw, shucks. It stopped.

Oops.

(Upbeat music playing)

♪ Toby's big ol' moustache Is gettin' in the way ♪

♪ But he won't take it off And now it's ruining the day! ♪

Hammer.

Screwdriver.

Pliers.

Think you can fix him?

Uh, pardon me, Toby. But your moustache is blocking our view.

Oh. Sorry.

Moustache Toby, may I have a word?

Partner, I know you think your moustache

makes you rough and tough, but it's causing problems.

Maybe you should take it off.

I can't, Sheriff.

I need to be rough and tough to ride the bull.

Aw, shucks, I think you've already got what it takes.

Moustache or not.

(All cheering)

(Upbeat music playing)

Hold on, big brother!

-Looks like our bull is fixed! -And the party's back on!

(Peck) Hold on there, fellas!

(Both) Whoa! Whoa!

(Grunting)

(All cheering)

That was fun!

Wow! Dirty Dan and Dusty couldn't stay on,

and they're the roughest, toughest cowpokes I know!

Nice riding, fellas!

All right, Toby. You're next.

One cowboy cactus ready to ride.

This bull will never toss me!

(Suspenseful music playing)

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa!

(Dusty) Uh-oh. That moustache is so big,

Toby can't stay in the saddle!

(Siren rings)

(Yelling)

(Whirring)

Look out for the bull! Bull on the loose!

Look out!

(Yelling) Jeepers!

Watch out, everyone!

Look out!

(Yelling)

(Yelling)

Toby! Stop that bull!

I can't, Peck!

Sweet buttermilk!

(Screaming)

(Upbeat music playing)

(Yelps)

Ooh! Look out!

Here it comes!

Whew! (Both chuckle)

(Screams) My hat!

Looks like that bull needs a roundin' up!

(Suspenseful music playing)

(Screams)

Yee-haw!

(Upbeat music playing)

(Cheering)

(Chuckles) Whoopsie.

I'm real sorry for all the trouble my moustache and me caused.

We forgive you, Toby.

Hope ya see you don't need that moustache to be tough.

Aw, shucks, you don't need to be tough at all.

(Chuckles) You're right.

So long, moustache!

-Oh, dear! -Let's try this again.

(Siren rings)

(Cheering)

(Upbeat music playing)

Now that's a genuine cowboy cactus, if ever there was!

♪ He's a genuine Cowboy cactus ♪

Yee-haw! (Laughs)

(prairie dog trio singing)

(Upbeat music playing)

A little higher, higher.

Perfect.

Hoppin' horsey toads, Sheriff.

This is gonna be the best chili cook-off ever!

I surely agree.

My pretty pink chili is gonna have everybody tickled pink!

Our double dynamite gold miners' chili

is gonna blast yer boots off!

I reckon everyone's chili is gonna be mighty tasty.

But the blue ribbon goes to the one who makes the best chili of 'em all.

(Chuckles)

And we all know who that's gonna be.

Doc Quackers, on account of he's never lost a chili cook-off yet.

Aw, we know that, Deputy.

The rest of us are here for the fun of it.

And the taste of it.

(All talking indistinctly)

Say, Sheriff, where is Doc, anyway?

Wow! Look at all those ribbons!

Oh, those?

Funny, I hardly notice them anymore.

I have so many they just blend in like wallpaper.

Uh, I got that one for my chili formula JF-264.

It was an oniony extravaganza of excellence!

This was formula HB-765.

A virtual panoply of peppery pizazz!

I don't know what you just said, but your chili's great!

(Laughs) Uh, thank you, Toby.

Besides being the town doctor,

making chili is what this duck is most proud of.

Now, come on. Let's go meet the competition.

Welcome to the Nice and Friendly Corners Annual Chili Cook-off!

(Cheering)

-Yeah! Chili! -Sorry, I'm late, everyone.

Couldn't find my spice measuring pipette.

Why, that's okay, Doc. We knew you wouldn't miss the cook-off.

Folks, the rules are simple.

Start cookin' when I ring this bell,

and stop when I ring it again.

Then our panel of judges will get to tastin'.

They're blindfolded so there's no playing favorites!

Best tastin' chili wins this here blue ribbon.

(All) Ooh!

Jeepers! That's the fanciest blue ribbon yet!

Yes. It will be an excellent topper to my chili cooking career!

♪ A topper To his chili career ♪

So, unless anyone else wants to enter the contest...

(Tio) There is one more.

I would like to enter the cook-off if it is not too late.

Sure, Tio, always room for one more.

I didn't know you cooked chili, Tio.

I never did. Until I got these.

-Peppers? -Tres colores peppers!

They turn three colors when they cook.

Green, yellow and red.

And they make loud popping sounds, too.

Uh, where did you find these peculiar popping peppers, Tio?

Ah, they are grown only on my family's farm.

My brother, Leo, sent them to me,

along with my great-great-great-great-great-great

grandmother's recipe.

My family has been making chili for a long time.

Glad you're givin' it a go, Tio.

I'm sure your little peppers will make a charming batch of chili.

Well then, if that's everybody.

Contestants, to your chili pots!

(Clamoring)

Ready, set, cook!

(Ringing)

♪ The whole town's cookin' Cookin' up some chili ♪

♪ Well, whose chili Will be number one? ♪

♪ No matter who's chili dinner Turns out to be the winner ♪

♪ The cook-off Is the recipe for fun ♪

♪ I cook with Everything that's pink ♪

♪ I use everything that stinks ♪

♪ We find anything that crunches ♪

♪ The ingredients we got... ♪

♪ Are spicy and hot! ♪

♪ Tasty for dinner Snacks and lunches ♪

♪ The whole town's cookin' Cookin' up some chili ♪

♪ Well, whose chili Will be number one? ♪

♪ No matter whose chili dinner Turns out to be the winner ♪

♪ The cook-off Is the recipe for fun! ♪

(All) Yee-haw!

(Upbeat music playing)

Hiya, Doc. Boy, your chili sure looks good.

Can't wait to try the winning chili, huh?

(Laughs) Well, I can't say I blame ya.

Mmm-mmm! This is the best chili since... Since your chili last year!

(Upbeat music continues playing)

How's it going, Tio?

Very well, Toby.

My peppers are almost ready to... Ah-ah-ah!

Careful, my friend.

These peppers are spicy hot.

A tiny slice makes the chili green.

Only a little spicy, and safe for anyone to eat.

Another slice makes it yellow.

That means, "Be careful, it's getting spicier."

And one more makes it red.

Super spicy!

That means, "Watch out, amigo!"

Whoa! How can anybody eat that?

They cannot unless they cool it down with this.

A special cooling bean.

Ah, now it's ready to taste.

Mmm! I'll, uh, be right back.

(Upbeat music playing)

Had to have another taste, eh?

(Laughs)

(Laughs nervously)

-Peck! -(Screams)

You won't believe it!

Tio's chili is better than Doc's!

What? That's impossible.

Oh, yeah? Wait right here.

(Upbeat music playing)

Doc's chili.

Mmm-mmm! That's his best batch yet!

Tio's chili.

Holy jalapenos!

That is better than Doc's!

-(Gasps) -Told you!

Told him what?

Tio's chili is better than Doc's!

I tried it and so did Peck!

It's true, Sheriff.

Tio's chili is gonna be the winner.

Fellas, I'm glad you like Tio's chili,

but only the judges decide whose is best.

They're gonna pick Tio's.

(Explosion)

Hoo-whee!

I think we used a little too much dynamite salt there, brother!

Uh-huh.

Sweet sassafras!

Did I hear correctly?

Tio's chili is better than mine?

(All talking indistinctly)

It's zesty! It's spicy!

It, ah, is better than mine!

(Groans) Which means I'm gonna lose.

This can't be.

(Stutters) I've never lost!

What am I gonna do?

Tio's peppers. He said they were special.

Maybe they're what makes his chili so good!

I wonder...

No, I couldn't.

(Stutters) I shouldn't!

But I really wanna to win!

(Upbeat music playing)

♪ Doc is used to winning ♪

♪ He's never once been beat ♪

♪ But that's not a good reason To be a chili cheat ♪

(Suspenseful music playing)

Wow! This is a true taste bud tantalizer!

My chili is as good as Tio's now!

But it has to be better to win.

Well, if one pepper made it good,

two will make it great. (Chuckles)

And three will make it outstanding!

And all of them will make me the winner once again!

(Laughing)

(Yells)

-What in tarnation... -That noise...

That sounds like my peppers!

Down, chili! Down!

That looks like my peppers!

Ay! Doc used my peppers!

Run, Doc! It's going to blow!

(Screams)

(Suspenseful music playing)

(Callie) Leapin' lassos!

(All clamoring)

(Upbeat music playing)

Everybody, get to high ground! Hurry!

(Screaming)

(Yells) Oh, no!

Sweet buttermilk! What's going on?

(Screaming)

Oh! Gracious me!

Whoa! (Screams)

(Upbeat music playing)

Climb up!

Tio, can't we stop this?

You know, Toby, maybe we can!

Tio? What are you doing?

Showing you how to deal with a bad batch of chili.

(Gasps)

-Huh? -(All cheering)

(All) Tio saved us!

You did it. You stopped the chili!

Great work, Tio.

Now can someone tell me what in whiskers happened?

(Sighs) I took some of Tio's peppers.

Some of them?

All of them. And I put them in my chili.

My friend, I would have given you some peppers.

But you should have asked first.

Then I could have shown you how to use them.

I know. But when I tasted yours

and realized I wasn't going to be the chili champ this year,

I panicked and... And...

(Callie) Cheated?

I'm afraid so. I'm sorry.

It was wrong and now everything is ruined.

Ah, cheating never tastes good, my friend.

But all is not ruined.

Look, my chili is still cooking!

Would anyone like a taste?

(All talking indistinctly)

Mmm! Whee doggie!

This is what I call mighty fine chili!

Will you make it again next year, Tio?

We'll see.

Oh, but you must!

Your chili is a properly proportioned panoply

of peppery pizazz popping with flavor!

That means it's a winner!

(Cheering)

♪ That means it's a winner ♪

(Upbeat music playing)

Yee-haw!

Whoo-whee!

(Laughing)

(Neighing)

(Laughing)

(Neighs)

(Laughs)

(Theme music playing)

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