Original subtitles

♪ Yippee-i-oh Yippee-i-ay ♪

♪ Yippee-i-oh-ti-ay ♪

♪ Hey! I'm Callie And I'm the sheriff ♪

♪ Got my badge here on my vest ♪

♪ I'm ridin' I'm ropin' I'm makin' friends ♪

♪ Some say I'm the best in the West ♪

♪ We're singin' Yippee-i-oh-ki-ay yee-haw ♪

♪ In Sheriff Callie's Wild West ♪

♪ Yippee-i-oh-ki-ay Yee-haw ♪

♪ Saddle up and ride on in ♪

♪ Learn what it means To be a friend ♪

♪ Sheriff Callie Yippee-i-oh yippee-i-ay ♪

♪ In Sherriff Callie's Wild West ♪

♪ Yeehaw ♪

(prairie dog trio singing)

Well, let's see, I got sticky molasses,

apples, peaches, blankets, soap...

-Howdy, Uncle Bun. -Hi.

Just came by to see if you had any birdseed for me.

Sure do, deputy.

This supply wagon just came in with a big shipment for my store.

Everything from fishing poles to feather pillows.

Here you go.

Thank you, kindly, Uncle Bun.

(gasping) Clementine!

Birdseed is for birds!

You're not a bird, you're a mule.

(braying)

(laughing) Guess you must be hungry.

Could I get an apple for Clementine?

Of course, deputy.

-No! -Hoppin' horsetoads!

Oh.

Oh, dear.

Don't worry, Uncle Bun.

It's my deputy duty to rustle up all runaway fruits!

You apples come back here.

Stop in the name of the law!

I'll help too.

Oh. There's an apple.

(Uncle Bun) Careful, Toby.

Don't wanna poke the horse with your prickles.

What?

Yikes! Whoa!

(Peck) Hey. Who turned out the lights?

-My prickly pears. -Oh, my!

Whoa!

Slow down!

(yelling)

(screaming)

(screaming)

(braying)

What in whiskers is all the... (gasping)

Hold on, Uncle Bun.

I'll have this wagon stopped in a jiffy.

Whoa, fellers.

Whoa.

(Uncle Bun screaming)

Huh?

(braying)

Phew.

Thanks, Sheriff.

My pleasure.

What'd we miss?

(chuckling) Nothing much. Sheriff Callie just saved the day again.

Aw, it weren't nothin'.

-(horses nickering) -It's all right, fellas.

Let's go get you some water.

(whinnying)

Ugh! Look at this mess!

We'll help you clean up.

I'll pick up all the apples on account of I'm the deputy.

And Clementine wants one.

Here you go, Clementine.

(both shouting)

Toby, what'd you do that for?

Clementine grew feathers.

What?

How could a mule grow feathers?

I know, Clementine ate my birdseed.

Maybe that's turning her into a bird.

But if she turns into a bird...

She'll be the world's first flying mule.

♪ She'll be the first flying mule ♪

Hey, everybody. Come quick.

Clementine's gonna be a flying mule.

(all chattering)

♪ You're about to see An amazing sight ♪

♪ You're gonna see a mule in flight ♪

♪ Yes, a flying mule The very first one ♪

♪ This mule will do What's never been done ♪

♪ She can fly like a bird ♪

♪ Just look at those feathers ♪

♪ She can fly like a bird ♪

♪ It'll be exciting To watch her together ♪

♪ You know I'm the deputy And I'm no fool ♪

♪ It's time for the fabulous Fantastic flying mule ♪

♪ Ready? ♪

♪ Set ♪

♪ Go! ♪

(Peck) Go, Clementine! You know, fly.

Fly girl, fly.

Aw, she's not flying at all.

Why, I don't think she's ever going to fly.

(all grumbling)

Now wait one salamander second.

You think it's easy to fly?

It isn't. Nope.

Why even birds aren't born flyin'.

Clementine just needs some lessons is all.

Right.

C'mon, Clementine.

Flying school time.

Now, the first step of learning to fly, is learning to jump.

All right, Clementine.

See if you can jump over this broom.

(braying)

You can do it.

-Whoo-hoo! -Wee-doggie!

You passed the jumpin' test, Clementine.

(braying and chomping)

Now what, Peck?

Time to move on to the next step of trainin'.

Yeah.

What's that?

Springs.

These'll help you jump even higher.

It'll be almost like flying.

(braying)

Now, jump.

Look at her go.

Think birdy thoughts, Clementine.

(both laughing)

Yeah, way to go, Clementine.

Whoo-hoo!

(braying)

(both) Whoo-hoo!

(Peck) All right, Clementine.

Maybe you'll grow feathers too.

(grumbling)

That was great bouncing, girl.

Now you gotta get used to being up high.

The balloons are all tied on.

(braying)

Just look at her up there.

She loves being a bird.

She's gonna make a great flying mule.

(Toby chuckling) The best in the Wild West.

(picking banjo)

♪ Clementine's a-floatin' High up like a star ♪

♪ This time Peck and Toby Have really gone too far ♪

(train whistle blowing)

Huh?

(Peck) What in tarnation?

Hey. The balloons are getting away.

Now's your time to fly, Clementine.

Flap your wings.

Um, she hasn't grown wings yet.

(gasping) Oh, no.

(braying)

(train whistle blowing)

Oh, no. The train is headin' right for her.

(braying)

(both) Uh-oh.

(braying)

There you go.

Hopefully there won't be any more commotion today.

Fellers, what're you doing?

We were giving Clementine flying lessons.

On account of she's a bird-mule.

So we tied balloons to her.

And now she's on top of the train.

Clementine's on top of a train?

(gasping)

(braying)

If she gets to that tunnel, it'll knock her off the train!

We gotta save her.

These horses aren't fast enough.

Mine is.

(neighing)

Sheriff Callie.

Come on, Sparky, giddy up.

Faster, Sparky. Your friend Clementine's in trouble.

(braying)

Hold on, Clementine.

Whoa.

(braying)

(both) Whoa.

Clementine?

Well, I'll be a mud-faced mole.

She is a flying mule.

(braying and laughing)

Looks like she's gonna land in town.

Let's go.

She's really doin' it.

She's flyin'. She's flyin'!

She's fallin'. She's fallin'!

One soft landing, coming up.

(Peck) Clementine.

You okay?

(braying)

Oh, thank goodness.

(all murmuring)

All right, fellas,

mind telling me why you thought Clementine could fly?

'Cause she grew feathers.

No, she didn't.

These here feathers are just stuck on with molasses.

(both) Stuck on?

(chuckling) It must of been from the molasses and feather pillow

that fell out of my wagon.

Oops. I guess she wasn't turning into a flying mule after all.

Oh, shucks, Clementine.

I guess we got so darn excited, we didn't much think things through.

I hope you aren't all mad at me.

Oh, thanks, girl.

I love you too.

Now, let's clean you up.

Then what say we go for a nice ride?

One where you keep your hooves on the ground.

(all laughing)

(picking banjo)

♪ She'll keep her hooves On the ground ♪

(prairie trio singing)

(Dirty Dan) Okie dokie, brother, hop on on the count of three.

One, two...

Three! Oof.

Dagnabbit, Dusty, I wasn't ready.

Sorry, Dirty Dan.

Guess I'm just so gosh darn excited about the Big Bed Race,

I done lost my patience.

How 'bout you practice pushing this time?

Okay, here we go.

(clearing throat)

One, two, three.

(Dirty Dan) Yee-haw!

We're faster than grease on griddlecakes.

(both laughing)

Now, what say we get to town 'fore the race starts?

(Dusty) Full steam ahead, brother.

Howdy, y'all.

Welcome to Nice and Friendly Corners' Annual Bed Race.

(all cheering)

The rules are simple.

Each team has two players who take turns pushing and riding.

(both laughing)

The first partner pushes from the starting line here to Muddy Creek.

Then the partners switch places at Tumbleweed Gulch,

and the other one pushes.

(Callie) And at the top of Rocky Hill,

both partners hop on for the downhill bed bobsled ride together.

(all) Ooh.

And the first team to cross the finish line wins.

Oh. Oh. I've got a question.

Do we get to pick our racing partners?

I pick Dirty Dan.

I pick Dusty.

Actually, fellas, we're gonna draw names from a hat.

(all murmuring)

Oh, I sure hope I'm on your team, brother.

I sure hope I'm on your team, brother.

Okay, folks, here are the official racing teams.

Tio will race with me.

(chuckling) I can't believe it. My luck, eh?

-(Callie) Priscilla with Stinky. -Stinky, we gonna do this.

-(Callie) Dirty Dan with Toby. -Toby?

And Dusty with Peck.

Much obliged.

Peck?

But, if we ain't on the same team, how're we both gonna win?

I reckon only one of us can.

Good luck, big brother.

Good luck, little brother.

(both) May the best brother win.

(picking banjo)

♪ May the best brother win ♪

Racers, are you ready?

(all) Yeah!

(Quackers) On your marks.

Get set.

-Go! -(ringing)

♪ May the best brother win ♪

♪ Brother, you're the best ♪

♪ No no no, you are number one ♪

♪ 'Cause you're the best Brother in the West ♪

♪ May the best brother win ♪

♪ I know it will be you ♪

♪ 'Cause you're the best brother ♪

♪ No, you're the best brother ♪

♪ Brother, you know it's true ♪

♪ You can really move ♪

♪ Well, you're really fast ♪

♪ You're a real go getter ♪

♪ I mean maybe, just maybe ♪

♪ I'm a wee bit better ♪

♪ Well, we both look purdy in the mud ♪

♪ Course I might look A little bit purdier ♪

♪ Yeah, but brother You'd have to agree ♪

♪ I get a little bit dirtier ♪

♪ May the best brother win ♪

♪ They're puttin' us to the test ♪

♪ May the best brother win ♪

♪ And brother, this brother Is the best ♪

(grunting)

I'm gonna win.

(Toby) Whoa!

It's okay, Toby.

Just roll her right through the mud.

We're gonna win easy peasy.

Hey! Look, Dirty Dan.

Peck and Dusty must've fixed their bed.

Hi, Peck.

Toby, what in tarnation are you doin'?

Saying "hi."

Hi, Peck.

They're catching up.

Hey there, brother, looks like I'm gonna win.

(Peck) Cornflabbit.

(chuckling) Looks like I'm gonna win.

(Dusty) Hurry, Peck. We gotta catch 'em.

Stinky, watch where you're going.

My petticoat's getting muddy.

-(croaking) -Ooh.

Sorry, Sheriff.

I thought my lucky hat would help us win,

but I guess I'm just too slow.

Aw, it's okay, Tio.

We still got a chance at winnin'.

And I reckon we're havin' fun either way.

(both straining)

Hurry up, Peck.

My brother is real far ahead and is fixin' to win.

(Peck) I'm pushin' as fast as I can.

(Dirty Dan) Yee-haw.

Tumbleweed Gulch.

I'm way ahead of my brother now.

I can smell victory.

(sniffing) I smell victory.

If we don't get tangled up in those tumbleweeds.

(Dirty Dan) That's right, we're gonna win.

We're gonna win.

What did I tell you? We're gonna... Whoa!

Uh-oh.

(both) Whoa.

Dagnabbit. Now we're stuck.

(Toby) I don't smell victory anymore.

But I do smell clean sheets.

(Callie) Almost crossed the creek, Tio.

Give it one more big push.

Okay, Sheriff. Hang on.

(grunting)

Sheriff, are you okay?

(laughing) I'm just fine.

Matter o' fact, this cool mud feels mighty nice on such a hot day.

But Sheriff, we're falling even more behind in the race.

Aw, it's okay, Tio.

We're havin' fun, aren't we?

You know, Sheriff, you are right.

(both laughing)

(Peck) Tumbleweed Gulch.

It's time for you to push, Dusty.

Okay, cos', time to switch.

Oh, all right.

Oh, my hat.

Whoa.

Wee. This is fun.

This, not so much.

We gotta get these tumbleweeds out

'fore my brother catches up.

(Dusty) Did someone say somethin' about catchin' up? (laughing)

(snorting)

Get in, Toby, hurry.

But we haven't gotten all the tumbleweeds.

We ain't got time for that now.

I gotta beat Dusty.

(grunting)

(both straining)

(Toby) You can do it.

Go, go, go.

We're almost to the top of Rocky Hill.

Go, go, go.

-We made it. -Yee-haw.

(both snorting)

-(Peck) Get in. -(Toby) Get in.

Might as well give up now, Dusty,

'cause I'm the bed-racin' champ.

I ain't givin' up nothin'.

I'm a winnin'.

(both gasping)

Out of my way.

Out of my way.

I wanna be out of everybody's way.

As Deputy I have a duty

to caution you against reckless bed racing.

Can't talk now, Deputy. I'm busy winnin'.

(picking banjo)

♪ Dirty Dan and Dusty Used to be so nice ♪

♪ But all they want to do is win ♪

♪ No matter what the price ♪

(both) Whoa!

(both) Help!

Yikes.

(Dusty) We're gonna win.

We're gonna win.

Yahoo!

We're gonna win.

(Dirty Dan) Help! Help!

(gasping) My brother.

(Peck) Whoa!

What did you do that for?

I thought you wanted to win.

I do! But I don't! But... Oh.

I gotta go save my little brother.

I'm coming too on account of I'm the deputy.

And your official racing partner.

Don't worry, brother. I'll save you.

Brother, you were just about to cross the finish line.

Go on back and win that race.

Leave me here.

Um, actually, I would like to be rescued, please.

Help!

I can't leave you, Dirty Dan.

You're my baby brother.

Catch, brother.

-Whoa! -Whoa!

Now don't y'all fret.

I'm the deputy and I'll think of a way to save you.

Probably.

(yelling)

-(Priscilla) Oh, my goodness. -(Stinky) Oh, no.

Well, big brother, it's been nice knowing you.

Not as nice as it's been knowing you, little brother.

(both) Looks like this is it.

This is what?

(yelling)

(Callie) Hang on, fellas.

We gotcha!

Pull.

(laughing)

You see there? I knew I'd think of a way to save you.

(both) Brother.

Looks like you two got a little carried away with winnin'.

That's for darn sure, Sheriff.

My little brother bein' safe is more important than winnin' any race.

Right back at you, big brother.

I'd lose a thousand races for you,

if it meant makin' sure you stayed in one piece.

You were right, Sheriff.

Even though we were in last place the whole time,

I still thought the bed race was fun.

Fun?

Mud and frogs and tumbleweeds?

I for one am glad this race is over.

What do you mean, Priscilla?

The race isn't over.

Nobody's crossed the finish line.

Yet.

Let's go, Tio.

Holy chicharrones.

My lucky hat is working again.

-(Dirty Dan) Yahoo, brother. -(both) This is fun.

(picking banjo)

♪ This time they're going To just have fun ♪

(theme music playing)

Yeehaw!

Whoo-ee!

(laughs)

(neighs)

(laughs)

(neighs)

-(laughs) -(neighs)

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