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Oh, it's on.
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Time to bust out the popcorn, baby.
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Why aren't you laughing, babe?
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You always laugh when we go on dates!
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Mitch, we have to talk.
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I've been thinking.
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We need to take our
relationship to the next level.
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My parents are in town tonight,
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and I think you should
meet them over dinner!
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Whoa, seriously?
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Babe, that's a huge step!
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And I already know the
perfect place: Wing Kingdom.
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I don't think you should take
my parents to Wing Kingdom.
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I have another place in mind.
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Oh no, bro.
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- Are you sure about this place?
- Yeah!
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This is the best place
to make an impression.
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I really want my parents to like you.
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Sure.
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Then, let's go here, babe.
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I'm so excited for my
parents to meet you!
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I have so much to do!
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I'd like to make a reservation.
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Yeah. Sorrenstein, party
of four, seven o'clock PM.
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Oui, Yes, Mr. Sorrenstein, we
will see you tonight at seven.
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Now, we do have a strict dress code.
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Dress code?
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Oui. Yes. Black tie, jacket...
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Jacket?
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- I think I might have a windbreaker.
- What?!
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Did I mention a shirt and
shoes are required as well?!
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Of course not, I know that!
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Now, this is totally a joke question,
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but that shirt has to
be clean too, right?
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What?! Well, I never!
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See you at seven!
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- Lemme guess, Bistro en Le Parc?
- Yeah.
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I have to meet Starla's
parents there tonight.
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Takin' it to the next level!
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Yeah, but didn't you hear that?
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I barely made it
through the reservation!
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How am I gonna impress Starla's parents
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if I can't even make a reservation?
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Dude, just be yourself.
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I can't be myself! Myself sucks!
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Starla will totally dump me
if her parents don't like me.
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We'll help you get
fancy for your dinner.
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Really, dudes?
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Yeah man. We're your friends.
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We hate to see you bummed out.
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Plus, last time Starla dumped you,
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you got all sad and
we had to do your work.
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Yeah. Sure glad I'm not you guys.
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- Where do we start?
- Not we.
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He.
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I'm so happy that you decided
to become fancy, Muscle Man.
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And, you want me to help!
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I even wrote a book about it!
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Fanciness, Theory and
Practical Application.
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A practical application of
advanced theory of fanciness.
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Volume one of six.
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First printing, publishing
date, M-C-M, X, V, I-I-I...
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Dude, we're gonna have
to do this our way.
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Good. 'cause I don't
know if I can handle
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having to listen to Pops
speak Spanish anymore.
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Dude! You look like a whole new man!
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How do you feel?
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Fancy.
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I can't do this!
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We're gonna need a plan B.
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Rigby, you still got
those mini-headsets?
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Testing, testing!
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I don't know if I can do this, guys.
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Dude, don't worry! We got this!
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Me and Rigby are already inside.
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Just stick to the plan.
Everything will be alright.
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Thanks,
dudes. I--
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Mitch! Mitch!
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Babe! You look
totally ho--
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...lovely!
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Mitch, these are my parents.
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Shake their hands.
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Mitch Sorrenstein.
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Charmed. I am Sir Herbert Gotzmendoder.
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And this is my wife,
Madame Rose Gotzmendoder.
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How do you do?
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Let's go inside, shall we?
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Dude, get the door!!!
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Welcome to Bistro en Le Parc.
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Sorrenstein. Table for 4.
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I hope Misure You found a clean shirt.
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- You know it, Bro.
- Yes.
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Your table awaits.
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Keep an eye on them.
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Dude, pull out the chair for Starla.
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You're up, Mordecai.
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Showtime.
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I love this place, it's so nice!
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If it isn't Mr. Sorenstein.
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Are you ready to order, Sir?
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Muscle Man, you're suppose
to order for the table.
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Oh, right.
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The ladies will have the lobsterand
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the gentleman will
have the filet mignon.
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I mean, if the ladies and
gentleman were cool with that.
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Indeed.
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Excellent choice, sir.
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And here's a little
something for yourself.
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Make sure things are extra fancy.
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- Put your napkin in your lap.
- Oh, right.
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You're up.
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Okay, Muscle Man,
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get ready for some fancy
conversation topics.
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- How are you two enjoy...
- The weather?
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because I think it's... nice lately.
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Indeed.
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So what do you... Do?
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I work full-time in park... management.
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Indeed.
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Yeah, I'm just lucky I
get to do what I love,
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which is basically just
mowing the lawn topless.
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Hot salads coming through.
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Cool it with the topless talk.
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Here's your salad, sir.
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Salad? I love salad,
I eat it frequently.
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Let's dig in, shall we?
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FORK, FORK, USE YOUR FORK!
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Salad fork!
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To which I reply "My mom".
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Hey, this is going so
well. They really like you.
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He did it! He got
through the whole meal!
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Wait, who's that?
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Your dessert, sir.
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You're not our waiter?
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Oh no, your waiter is on a break.
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But do not worry. I will
take care of you now.
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Pleses taste the dessert.
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It's the fanciest we have to offer.
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But there's no forks.
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Oh, there's no forks for this dessert.
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Only spoons.
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Now pick up a spoon and eat it!
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You chose wrong.
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It's time for you to leave.
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What? Why?
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Because you're not fancy.
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You do not eat the Crème
brûlée with that kind of spoon.
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You disgust me.
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Is that true, Mitch?
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You faked being fancy?
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Oui Yes. It's true,
they're not fancy at all.
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And if you will not leave,
we will escort you out.
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So what will it be?
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So what? So I'm not fancy?
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I only faked it so I can
impress my girlfriend's parents,
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who, by the way, I learned
are actually pretty cool.
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Who cares what kind of spoon this is.
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Starla, you're the
only one I care about.
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We're finishing our dessert.
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Very well.
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Enjoy your desserts
in the emergency room!
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Get your hands off her, bro!
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What are you going to do about it?
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Herb?
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I have something to confess too,
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I'm not fancy neither!
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Destroy them!
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Me and Rose were just pretending
cause we wanted to impress you.
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You didn't have to do that.
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We're unarmed.
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Well, let me give you a hand.
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Let go of my satisfaction chain!
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Hey, Starla, nice-
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What? What the?
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Are you okay, Mitch?
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Let's get out of here.
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I know exactly where we can go.
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- I thought you guys are picky.
- We are.
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Hey, this place makes Bistro en Le
Parc look like Bistro en Le Trash.
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This calls for a toast.
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I'll do you one better, Herb.
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You want the rest of my wings?
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No thanks. I just lost my appetite.
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