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(alarm blaring)
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Man: (on speaker) warning.
Cell breach in sector three.
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Block all exits.
Danger level alpha.
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(alarm buzzes and gate closes)
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Hey, hulkies. We're
cruisin' to the vault,
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The max security prison
for supervillains.
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Why? There's a riot going on,
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And the agents of s.M.A.S.H.
Are on the way
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To restore the peace
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With some grade a smashin'.
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Or in my case, grade a-plus.
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Step on it, red.
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Riot's now at jailbreak
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By absorbing man and
the wrecking crew.
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Wreckers versus smashers?
Awesome.
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They busted into the
vault's armory,
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Got their weapons back.
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That's enough oomph
to pancake denver.
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But don't worry.
We'll pancake them.
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And you better hurry,
greenie, or you'll miss it.
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You beat me? That'll be the day.
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Ah, so it's a race.
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(engine roaring)
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That big tomato thinks he can
keep up with our new jump jet?
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(chuckles) we're powered by
an upgraded gamma reactor
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Twice as efficient as the
old one, and non-polluting.
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We're going green.
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Are you being serious?
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Ooh, pretty light.
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Skaar like flashy screen.
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(crackling) ah!
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Skaar punish sparkly light.
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Save it for the battle, kid.
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(grunts)
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Shouldn't his rough edges
be smoothing out by now?
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Hey, he's still settling in.
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No, he's regressing.
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He hasn't learned to eat,
speak, or act like a hulk.
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He has no manners at all.
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(grunts) skaar have manners.
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Big, green manners.
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'least he stopped
chasing the mailman.
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Hey, I trust skaar completely.
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Skaar, you lead the charge.
But not until...
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Skaar lead. Skaar lead good!
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(skaar grunts) she-hulk: Hey!
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(yelling)
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(scoffs)
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(whistles)
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He's a work in
progress, you know?
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Two steps forward and,
uh, one leap back.
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Right out of the jet.
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Man: (on radio) hulks,
you're clear to land.
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She-hulk: So, where's
slashy the barbarian?
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Hulk: Probably mopping the
floor with wanna-be escapees.
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Skaar might have rough edges,
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But he can hold his
own against anyone.
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(man grunts)
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Listen. What's that?
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(loud thud)
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(screaming)
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(grunts)
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Oh, yeah. That's the stuff.
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The absorbing man.
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(laughs)
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Taking out one dumb monster
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Was no sweat for carl
"crusher" creel.
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Smashing three ought
to be a blast.
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(grunts)
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(growls)
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Absorbing man: Say
goodnight, doofuses.
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Absorbing man's busting out.
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(roars)
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(groans)
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(laughs)
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(roaring)
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Come on, skaar.
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We gotta plug that hole
before more villains escape.
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You got the right
to remain smashed.
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You got the right
to smell my feet!
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(grunts)
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You used to be tough.
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Now you need a fancy jet
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And team green to
hold your hand.
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What kinda hulk are ya?
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Right now I'm a really
ticked off hulk.
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These ought to do it.
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(both grunt)
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Skaar help hulk.
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Skaar, no!
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Look, the other bad
guys are breaking out.
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(groans)
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(grunting)
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Don't let the wall fall.
Don't...
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A-bomb: Yeah, that
boom was titania,
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Piledriver,
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Thunderball, bulldozer,
and the wrecker,
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Aka the wrecking crew.
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Vacation's over, crew.
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Let the wrecking begin.
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(grunts)
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(engine rumbling)
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Huh?
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Time to save some green butts.
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(chuckles) is that a crowbar?
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These clowns escape prison
or a hardware store?
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(grunts)
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No one fights the absorbing
man without going through me.
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We're partners in
crime and love.
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I think I just threw up
a little in my mouth.
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Ever wonder what it's like
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To get run over by
a bulldozer, punk?
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Nah, not really.
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Ah!
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(yells)
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Skaar, don't let him touch
you or your weapon.
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(sighs) stubborn, headstrong,
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Won't listen, can't
control himself.
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(chuckles) kinda
like the old me.
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(grunts)
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Thanks for the power-up,
you stupid caveman.
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Appreciate you covering
my back, wrecking losers.
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Titania baby, I'll write you.
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Hey, get back here, you
two-timing deadbeat!
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She-hulk: Boyfriend's not
the only deadbeat, honey.
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Speaking of which, where
is the absorbing man?
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(engine powering) I don't know.
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Hulk: Oh, no.
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(groans) we just got that jet.
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(gun cocks) big deal.
We'll get another.
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Stop. Shoot it down,
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And there's no telling
where it'll crash.
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Hey!
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Skaar shoot! Skaar shoot good!
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Skaar, no!
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Oh! Well, that's one way to stop
a bad guy from getting away.
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Crash like that
wouldn't stop him.
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(owl hooting)
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Hulk: See anything?
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Red hulk: No sign of the
absorbing jerk anywhere.
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(gasps) I found the
flight recorder.
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Automated male voice: Warning.
Crash imminent.
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No. No!
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Got away, huh?
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Rock, steel?
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He could've absorbed
anything to help him escape.
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Could have tracked the
jet and caught him
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If you hadn't lost control.
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(mutters)
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Whoa, hulk, you used
to be the same way.
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Yeah, and hulk changed.
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(sighs) skaar needs
to change too.
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I've got to get him help.
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(sniffing)
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Red hulk: Ha. Like what?
A dog trainer?
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Hmm.
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Doc samson: Sit. Sit down.
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Please. Sit.
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Skaar, I'm leonard samson,
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But you can call me doc.
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I'm a licensed psychologist
who specializes
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In metahuman anger management.
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(chuckles) maybe you've
read some of my books?
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Don't usually allow my
sessions to be taped,
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But a video log
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Could help skaar digest his...
(pages tearing)
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(skaar swallows)
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Book taste bad. Your hair green?
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(laughs) yes, I have green hair.
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Because, believe
it or not, skaar,
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I used to be just like you.
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Filled with gamma rage,
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Walking through walls
instead of opening doors.
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But I learned how to fit
in, how to be normal.
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And, skaar, I'm going to
change you to do the same.
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Hulk: Hold it there.
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Tell me again why we
had to haul that wreck
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All the way home?
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Hulk said there's a clue
to how absorbing man
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Got away in there somewhere.
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Only clue I wanna find right now
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Is the one that
leads me to lunch.
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Who's up for some pizza?
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I'm down. Count me in.
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Barely any gamma energy
left from the blast.
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Makes no sense. Like it was...
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Absorbing man: Absorbed?
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Hulk, guess who's
coming to dinner.
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(laughs)
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(growls)
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Don't know how you pulled
this abracadabra act,
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But you're going
back in the cage.
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(groans)
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Ah, I bet you, absorbing
that gamma power
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Made me as strong as you are.
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I feel like I could take on
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Or take over a country.
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Only thing you're gonna take
over is another jail cell.
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(grunting)
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Samson: I'll ask again, skaar.
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Please move to the door.
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It's time for your first lesson
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In being civilized.
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Now, I want you to
knock on the door,
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But wait patiently until I give
you permission to come in.
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Okay, skaar, go ahead and knock.
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And knock.
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And knock. (skaar yells)
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And knock.
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(struggling)
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Skaar's butt stuck.
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(farts) (coughs)
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And knock. (grunts)
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Green hair tell skaar knock.
Skaar knock.
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Now, skaar come in.
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Perhaps we're not ready
to knock on doors.
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Let's back up and start simple.
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When you want someone
to do something,
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You ask please.
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Why?
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Because "please"
is the magic word.
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Why?
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Because, skaar, it's the
polite thing to do.
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Civilized. Why?
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Because it just is. That's why.
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(groaning)
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00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:26,284
Now I know why you
like being the hulk.
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You got the power to
smash all you want
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Without a care in the world.
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Listen to me.
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You can't handle
this kind of power.
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Only a matter of time
before you lose control.
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(roars)
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You'll be a monster, creel.
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(groans)
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Ain't no more crusher creel.
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My small-time days of robbing
banks is over, hulk.
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The absorbing man's
going global.
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I'm big-time now.
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Hey, look at this.
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I can even absorb stuff without
losing my gamma goodness.
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She-hulk: Silly, creel. Huh?
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Gamma is for hulks!
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Ugh!
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00:12:12,131 --> 00:12:14,799
How are we supposed to
have a nice pizza dinner
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With you twerps rattling
around down here?
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Bring 'em down!
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(laughs) yeah! Give
me more power.
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You kiddin' me?
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Back off, stumpy arms.
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00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:34,753
Oh, no. He did not just
slug our pet dinosaur.
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He did. He definitely did.
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You just bought a
world of hurt, creel.
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Hulks, smash!
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Skaar slash.
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Okay, skaar.
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And what does this
one say to you?
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Think about it.
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Skaar, slash.
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And this one.
261
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:59,177
Does it look like a bunny?
Maybe a birdie?
262
00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:01,112
Skaar slash.
263
00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:07,018
Skaar slash.
264
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:12,157
(sighs) not everything has
to be slashed, skaar.
265
00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:14,392
Ah, skaar hungry.
266
00:13:14,927 --> 00:13:17,328
But skaar not want
to eat book again.
267
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:21,232
Right. This is a perfect
time for a break.
268
00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:24,302
And a gentleman's lunch.
269
00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:26,371
Some things require finesse,
270
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:28,540
Not slashing, skaar.
271
00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:30,975
Like a nice meal. Watch.
272
00:13:31,944 --> 00:13:33,011
Mmm.
273
00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:36,047
Green hair, skaar
know how to cut.
274
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,949
Skaar slash!
275
00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:39,184
(sighs)
276
00:13:39,351 --> 00:13:40,885
Maybe we should try the salad.
277
00:13:40,887 --> 00:13:43,988
Uh, the salad fork is
on the right side.
278
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,492
Skaar like green water meat.
279
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,893
(chomping)
280
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,530
Yummy!
281
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,132
Skaar, please.
282
00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:56,201
You can have dessert,
283
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,536
But not until you relax.
284
00:13:59,071 --> 00:14:00,939
Skaar, no slashing.
285
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:02,907
Use your spoon.
286
00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:04,342
Like this.
287
00:14:06,378 --> 00:14:09,147
(groans) stupid spoon.
288
00:14:10,115 --> 00:14:11,516
(slurping)
289
00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:18,022
What? Skaar not slash.
290
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:21,059
Yes. Skaar not slash.
291
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,493
Very well.
292
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:27,932
Bad time to send skaar
to charm school.
293
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:30,001
Could really use
the extra hands.
294
00:14:30,502 --> 00:14:32,070
(growls)
295
00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:36,341
Absorbing man take all power.
296
00:14:36,575 --> 00:14:39,110
Smash all hulks!
297
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,146
(all grunting)
298
00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:47,118
Not only did he lay us out, his
grammar's getting seriously awful.
299
00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:50,922
Red hulk: He smashed
clear through the floor.
300
00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:53,091
Hulk: Yeah, creel's
got the gamma fever.
301
00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:56,394
He won't stop until he has
all the power he can get.
302
00:14:56,396 --> 00:15:00,365
Oh, no. He's going after
the base's reactor core.
303
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,967
Relax, skaar.
304
00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:05,436
Just as the balls in the
middle remain still,
305
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,038
You can be part of the action
306
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,274
Without smashing or slashing.
307
00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:12,443
And to help you,
I'll use hypnosis.
308
00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:15,146
You're getting sleepy, skaar.
309
00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:17,015
Sleepy.
310
00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:18,583
Sleepy.
311
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,586
And when you wake up,
you will be civilized.
312
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:23,254
You will be polite.
313
00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:25,356
You will not slash.
314
00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:27,992
You'll only return
to your old ways
315
00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:30,962
When you hear the magic
words, "please..."
316
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,163
(grunting)
317
00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:35,600
Hey, we're in session.
318
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,040
Skaar, slash!
319
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,175
(hulk grunting)
320
00:15:47,012 --> 00:15:49,247
Skaar, what's wrong with you?
321
00:15:53,185 --> 00:15:55,687
Hulk not say magic word.
322
00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:00,458
(roars)
323
00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:05,730
Skaar, do something!
324
00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:08,566
Hey, shaggy, any time now.
325
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,001
Hulk: Skaar, come on!
326
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:12,203
(grunts)
327
00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:15,340
Skaar civilized.
328
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,009
What did samson do to you?
329
00:16:18,243 --> 00:16:19,544
(yells)
330
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:21,212
(sighs)
331
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:22,981
This isn't working.
332
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,549
We need to be
draining his energy.
333
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,451
You think he'll sit
still for that?
334
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:27,552
(grunts)
335
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:34,025
Ha!
336
00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:36,694
You want some?
337
00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:39,097
Mmm. No, thank you.
338
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:45,103
Dude, a little help with sponge
man would be appreciated.
339
00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:47,138
Skaar change for hulk.
340
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,573
Hulk not want skaar to fight.
341
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,074
(growls)
342
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:50,742
(sighs) all right.
343
00:16:50,744 --> 00:16:55,680
Didn't want skaar to trade
fighting for afternoon tea.
344
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,548
Just hope he'd learn
how to open the fridge
345
00:16:57,550 --> 00:17:00,084
Without slashing the door off.
346
00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:03,054
So we're down the man-child.
347
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,589
Still got a job to do.
348
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:07,492
So, would mr. Fancy pants
349
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,694
Care to watch us
stop the bad guy?
350
00:17:10,295 --> 00:17:12,130
I would indeed. Thank you.
351
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,166
(growls)
352
00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:21,672
Hulk: Don't hit him.
Just hold him down.
353
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,274
Whoa, whoa!
354
00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:26,044
You call that holding him down?
355
00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:29,480
Hey, fido, I hope you've
been using your time off
356
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,115
To come up with a plan.
357
00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:33,785
Don't fight. Be polite.
358
00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:37,588
Less with the touchy feely and
more with the smashy slashy.
359
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,157
(yelling)
360
00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:48,099
Whoa, whoa, whoa! (groans)
361
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:51,202
So uncivilized.
362
00:17:58,777 --> 00:18:00,378
Jackpot.
363
00:18:00,779 --> 00:18:03,114
We can't let him
reach the reactor.
364
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:09,754
(growls)
365
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,629
Automated male voice: Warning,
emergency lockdown initiated.
366
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,231
(alarm blaring) (screams)
367
00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:25,403
(grunts)
368
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,576
He's breached the core.
369
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:34,245
(laughs) yeah!
370
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:40,785
(laughs)
371
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:53,898
Yes, now me am
strongest there is.
372
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:58,736
Now me absorb world.
373
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,807
He's lost control of his powers.
374
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,709
He's absorbing everything.
375
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:06,844
Jerk's turning
into a black hole.
376
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,379
The world is next!
377
00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:10,181
(yells)
378
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:16,387
Red hulk: Hey, is...
Is that dog boy?
379
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,489
What is skaar doing in there?
380
00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:22,193
Skaar, you have to stop him!
381
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:23,928
Skaar, please!
382
00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:26,898
Please.
383
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,507
Too slow.
384
00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:41,913
Skaar: Bald man, get civilized.
385
00:19:42,881 --> 00:19:44,182
Please.
386
00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:47,652
(groaning)
387
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,862
You turned me into paper.
388
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:01,399
But I was gonna
absorb the world.
389
00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:05,937
Absorb this.
390
00:20:10,909 --> 00:20:11,909
(groans)
391
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,946
Skaar figured when creel's
power's maxed out,
392
00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:16,314
He'd absorb the paper too.
393
00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:23,354
A-bomb: (chuckles)
way to go, skaar.
394
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:26,224
Hulk: We owe one savage hulk
for saving our butts today.
395
00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:28,993
Skaar, thanks.
396
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:31,996
Hulk are welcome!
397
00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:36,901
Ugh. So my methods didn't stick.
398
00:20:37,502 --> 00:20:39,837
Skaar is a product
of his environment.
399
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:42,907
Being around you hyper-aggressive
types isn't helping him change.
400
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,476
You know he's talking about
you, you fight-happy slob.
401
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:46,978
That's you. He's
talking about you.
402
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,848
'Least I win my fights, junior.
403
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:53,618
Ugh. Watch where you're
pushing, you apes.
404
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,720
Don't even make me... Hey...
405
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:57,555
(all arguing)
406
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:02,960
(laughs)
407
00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:05,796
They'll never change. Never.
408
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,766
(laughs) they're never...
Never gonna.
409
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:09,934
Never, never, never.
410
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,569
(continues laughing)
411
00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:14,005
That guy should see a doctor.
412
00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:19,510
Well, tried to change skaar
into someone he just isn't.
413
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:22,680
There's a difference between
changing and growing.
414
00:21:22,881 --> 00:21:24,548
And he seems to be doing that.
415
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:26,350
Skaar: (grunts) come here.
Come here.
416
00:21:26,352 --> 00:21:28,286
Who's a silly boy?
Who's a silly puppy?
417
00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:29,587
Ah!
418
00:21:30,656 --> 00:21:32,023
Hulk out.
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