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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:12,083 --> 00:00:14,500 ["For the Girls" by Hayley Kiyoko plays] 4 00:00:17,166 --> 00:00:20,416 ♪ Ten out of ten, all in a line ♪ 5 00:00:20,500 --> 00:00:23,958 ♪ The air sweet when we're passing by Yeah, ooh… ♪ 6 00:00:24,041 --> 00:00:26,541 [girl 1] In high school, they say the best measure of success 7 00:00:26,625 --> 00:00:29,958 is, like, the clique you run with or the accolades you receive. 8 00:00:30,541 --> 00:00:32,750 But my metric is a little different. 9 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:35,916 You wanna you know how you can tell when you've really reached the top? 10 00:00:36,625 --> 00:00:38,916 When someone wants to destroy you. 11 00:00:39,958 --> 00:00:41,750 ♪ Summer's for the girls… ♪ 12 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:43,375 Who wants a bite of me? 13 00:00:43,458 --> 00:00:45,750 [girl 1] Trick question. Everyone wanted a bite of me. 14 00:00:45,833 --> 00:00:47,375 I know. So ominous. 15 00:00:47,458 --> 00:00:50,958 You're probably like, "Why is she talking in riddles when her life looks perfect?" 16 00:00:51,041 --> 00:00:53,916 Listen, babe, in this story, nothing is as it seems. 17 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:54,833 Bitch! 18 00:00:54,916 --> 00:00:56,458 [girl 1 on video] What's up, Teen Vogue? 19 00:00:56,541 --> 00:00:59,416 I'd give my left and right tit to be Drea Torres. 20 00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:01,000 Of course she's the Rosehill student 21 00:01:01,083 --> 00:01:02,875 that made it onto the Teen Vogue Next Gen list. 22 00:01:02,958 --> 00:01:03,916 And she's only a junior. 23 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,666 God, Arianna, you sound like you wanna wear her skin. 24 00:01:06,750 --> 00:01:08,708 She has amazing skin. 25 00:01:08,791 --> 00:01:11,416 She think we don't know Tara paid for this party? 26 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:13,166 I bet she only got on that list 27 00:01:13,250 --> 00:01:15,208 because she goes to Rosehill on scholarship. 28 00:01:15,291 --> 00:01:18,125 Sage. You're not trying to diminish the hard work 29 00:01:18,208 --> 00:01:20,416 of a fellow woman of color, are you? 30 00:01:21,333 --> 00:01:22,500 Cupcake? 31 00:01:23,541 --> 00:01:24,541 [Sage scoffs] 32 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:28,291 -My girls and I are all about positivity… -[gasps] Ooh! 33 00:01:28,375 --> 00:01:31,625 Oh my God. You are at peak powers tonight. 34 00:01:31,708 --> 00:01:33,458 I love you. I'm gagged. 35 00:01:33,541 --> 00:01:35,833 I love you, and I love this party. 36 00:01:35,916 --> 00:01:37,583 Do you think I did too much? 37 00:01:38,083 --> 00:01:41,000 ♪ The girls that like girls The girls that like boys… ♪ 38 00:01:41,083 --> 00:01:43,958 No. It's all really understated. 39 00:01:44,041 --> 00:01:44,916 You're right. 40 00:01:46,125 --> 00:01:49,333 We have a slight problem. Allegra the Instagram witch is saying 41 00:01:49,416 --> 00:01:51,208 she saw you buy your dress at Salvation Army. 42 00:01:52,125 --> 00:01:54,791 -What? -She knows you can't afford anything else. 43 00:01:54,875 --> 00:01:56,083 And listen, we love you, 44 00:01:56,166 --> 00:01:58,500 and we think it's chic and eco that you thrift. 45 00:01:58,583 --> 00:02:01,291 -We don't care that your mom is a-- -Stop talking. 46 00:02:01,375 --> 00:02:02,416 Yep. All right. 47 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:04,916 Do you want me to push her in the pool, light her hair on fire? 48 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,750 Oh my God, Meghan! Why is it always your first instinct 49 00:02:07,833 --> 00:02:09,166 to light someone's hair on fire? 50 00:02:09,250 --> 00:02:11,416 -[Meghan] Why isn't it yours? -No. Okay? 51 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:13,875 No, Meghan. We're gonna deal with this elegantly 52 00:02:13,958 --> 00:02:17,166 and tell her to pack up her Ouija board and go. Okay? 53 00:02:17,833 --> 00:02:18,666 We need Elliot. 54 00:02:18,750 --> 00:02:19,875 Elliot! 55 00:02:21,833 --> 00:02:22,833 Who summons me? 56 00:02:22,916 --> 00:02:24,333 Tell Allegra to leave. 57 00:02:26,375 --> 00:02:28,916 Why do I always gotta be the vibe killer? Let Meghan do it. 58 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,333 -She likes choosing violence. -No. No one is choosing violence. 59 00:02:33,833 --> 00:02:36,750 I think it's time I make a toast. 60 00:02:36,833 --> 00:02:39,041 -Yeah. Tara, gather everyone. -[Tara] Mm-hmm. 61 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:40,291 I'm gonna freshen up. 62 00:02:40,375 --> 00:02:41,416 Come on, ladies. 63 00:02:42,083 --> 00:02:43,541 You're getting crumbs all over me. 64 00:02:43,625 --> 00:02:44,458 Damn it! 65 00:02:44,958 --> 00:02:46,958 ♪ The girls, the girls, the girls ♪ 66 00:02:47,541 --> 00:02:51,166 [Drea] If you haven't already gleaned, my friends were born into this life, 67 00:02:51,250 --> 00:02:53,500 but I was more DIY. 68 00:02:53,583 --> 00:02:56,500 And before you judge me for caring about status, 69 00:02:56,583 --> 00:02:58,541 everyone cares about status. 70 00:02:58,625 --> 00:03:01,333 I just knew how to turn the dream into reality. 71 00:03:01,416 --> 00:03:04,041 In this moment, I finally felt like I belonged. 72 00:03:04,125 --> 00:03:08,500 I spent 17 years meticulously curating the perfect life. 73 00:03:08,583 --> 00:03:11,583 And now that I had it, no one was going to take it away from me. 74 00:03:11,666 --> 00:03:15,875 ["Do You Know (What It Takes)" by Robyn plays] 75 00:03:15,958 --> 00:03:17,291 [crowd cheers and applauds] 76 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,583 Clap more. Clap more. 77 00:03:21,166 --> 00:03:22,041 Stop! 78 00:03:23,458 --> 00:03:26,208 Thank you so much to everyone for being here. 79 00:03:26,291 --> 00:03:30,666 And thank you to Tara for throwing me this gorgeous party. 80 00:03:30,750 --> 00:03:33,000 -You're welcome. -[Drea] Yes, yes. 81 00:03:33,083 --> 00:03:36,500 And Meghan, Miss Editor Extraordinaire, 82 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:40,041 this Thorn piece means so much to me. Really. 83 00:03:40,541 --> 00:03:42,750 [crowd cheers] 84 00:03:42,833 --> 00:03:46,375 So, I actually wanted to take this opportunity to, um… 85 00:03:47,166 --> 00:03:49,541 Actually, Allegra? Where's Allegra? 86 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:53,500 Over here. 87 00:03:54,208 --> 00:03:55,041 [crowd cheers] 88 00:03:55,125 --> 00:03:59,583 Hey, babe. You look incredible tonight, really. 89 00:03:59,666 --> 00:04:04,291 I love your little spider hat thing. It's so… big. 90 00:04:04,375 --> 00:04:08,458 So, Allegra and I have been working on this really cool project. 91 00:04:08,541 --> 00:04:10,958 Oh my God. No. Wait. Don't film me. Film Allegra. 92 00:04:11,041 --> 00:04:14,458 So, after telling her about my church's clothing drive, 93 00:04:14,541 --> 00:04:16,125 she generously pledged 94 00:04:16,208 --> 00:04:21,916 to donate her entire wardrobe to low-income women in need. 95 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:26,125 -[crowd cheers] -Tomorrow, at the Salvation Army. 96 00:04:26,208 --> 00:04:29,791 But everybody give it up for Allegra. Right? 97 00:04:29,875 --> 00:04:32,125 -Yeah! -Mmm. Oh, stop. 98 00:04:32,208 --> 00:04:34,750 Love you, boo. So proud to know you. 99 00:04:36,666 --> 00:04:37,916 I love you, Drea! 100 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,125 [boy] So do I. 101 00:04:41,541 --> 00:04:42,416 Hey, Dre. 102 00:04:43,333 --> 00:04:45,833 Apologies for my lateness, everybody. 103 00:04:45,916 --> 00:04:49,333 I was just putting the finishing touches on my surprise. We good, Elliot? 104 00:04:49,416 --> 00:04:50,791 -Oh, absolutely, man. -Oh? 105 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:52,375 In three, two… 106 00:04:53,041 --> 00:04:53,916 [fireworks explode] 107 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:58,208 ♪ That you always will be around ♪ 108 00:04:58,291 --> 00:05:02,000 ♪ Always be around ♪ 109 00:05:02,083 --> 00:05:05,541 ♪ Do you know what it takes to love me? ♪ 110 00:05:05,625 --> 00:05:07,500 -Everybody… -[chuckles] 111 00:05:09,208 --> 00:05:14,041 …let's all raise our glasses to Drea Torres and to her bright future. 112 00:05:14,125 --> 00:05:16,291 [cheers] Yeah, Drea! 113 00:05:17,833 --> 00:05:20,791 -[crowd cheers] -[fireworks explode] 114 00:05:22,458 --> 00:05:23,458 [laughs] Thank you. 115 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:26,250 Thank you, guys. 116 00:05:26,333 --> 00:05:28,791 ♪ Don't waste my time, baby ♪ 117 00:05:28,875 --> 00:05:30,208 [Drea] Tonight was fun. 118 00:05:30,291 --> 00:05:33,125 [boy] Yeah. I'm just bummed we're gonna be apart all summer. 119 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:35,000 Who am I gonna play with? 120 00:05:35,583 --> 00:05:37,250 You could play with yourself. 121 00:05:39,375 --> 00:05:41,708 -Oh. -[laughs] 122 00:05:41,791 --> 00:05:45,666 Teen Vogue's got some jokes, huh? You've got some jokes. 123 00:05:46,541 --> 00:05:48,250 -[boy kisses and groans] -[Drea laughs] 124 00:05:48,333 --> 00:05:50,000 -Babe. -Hmm? 125 00:05:50,875 --> 00:05:52,708 Tonight was really cute and everything, 126 00:05:52,791 --> 00:05:56,916 but you know I think that Teen Vogue video is stupid, right? 127 00:05:57,916 --> 00:06:02,500 Like, I'm just trying to get into Yale, and I need all the help I can get. 128 00:06:02,583 --> 00:06:05,000 Yeah, of course. [inhales] 129 00:06:05,083 --> 00:06:07,583 Yeah, those lists are definitely bullshit, 130 00:06:07,666 --> 00:06:10,791 but you looked very, very hot in that video. 131 00:06:10,875 --> 00:06:11,958 -Yeah? -Oh my God. 132 00:06:12,041 --> 00:06:15,916 -You think so? [laughs] -Yes. You were so hot. [inhales] 133 00:06:16,666 --> 00:06:20,083 You know, maybe you could send me something to keep me company this summer. 134 00:06:20,166 --> 00:06:21,416 What do you mean? 135 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:23,250 Well, just like a little something. 136 00:06:23,333 --> 00:06:24,666 -Yeah? -A little video. 137 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:26,291 -A little video? -Yeah. 138 00:06:26,875 --> 00:06:28,583 -You really want me to? -Yeah. 139 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,375 I love you. 140 00:06:36,875 --> 00:06:38,250 I love you too. 141 00:06:38,333 --> 00:06:39,583 Can you kiss me? 142 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:41,083 Yeah. 143 00:06:41,166 --> 00:06:43,500 ["CYBAH" by Syd plays] 144 00:06:44,875 --> 00:06:48,000 ♪ If I ever make you mine Need to know if you're the type ♪ 145 00:06:48,083 --> 00:06:51,166 ♪ Do me wrong or do me right ♪ 146 00:06:51,250 --> 00:06:54,416 ♪ Guess you never really know Gotta wait, see how it goes ♪ 147 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:57,625 ♪ See about it, down the road ♪ 148 00:06:57,708 --> 00:07:00,708 ♪ That's a blessing when you find Find a goner for the ride ♪ 149 00:07:00,791 --> 00:07:03,875 ♪ Don't make me regret tonight ♪ 150 00:07:03,958 --> 00:07:05,708 -[exhales] -♪ Got a question 'fore we go ♪ 151 00:07:05,791 --> 00:07:08,583 ♪ One more thing I gotta know Take your time, baby… ♪ 152 00:07:08,666 --> 00:07:09,708 [Drea] I'm Drea Torres, 153 00:07:09,791 --> 00:07:12,708 and I am so stoked to be part of the Next Gen 100, 154 00:07:12,791 --> 00:07:14,875 -a list that celebrates the brightest-- -[phone chimes] 155 00:07:14,958 --> 00:07:17,541 ♪ Could you break a heart? ♪ 156 00:07:18,458 --> 00:07:21,833 ♪ If I asked you, if you had to? ♪ 157 00:07:27,041 --> 00:07:29,791 [Tara] I don't believe that Montana's actually celiac. 158 00:07:29,875 --> 00:07:32,416 I won't choose some random restaurant for my birthday dinner 159 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:35,583 just because another restaurant has a better gluten-free menu. 160 00:07:35,666 --> 00:07:38,583 Makes no sense. Like, she's so selfish sometimes. 161 00:07:38,666 --> 00:07:43,000 I'm sorry. Am I being paranoid, or is everyone staring at me right now? 162 00:07:43,083 --> 00:07:44,666 And, like, not in a good way. 163 00:07:44,750 --> 00:07:46,208 [girl 1] She has to be like… 164 00:07:46,291 --> 00:07:48,166 -[girl 2] Loved your video, Drea. -[phone chimes] 165 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:49,125 [girl 3 laughs] 166 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:52,875 Drea. 167 00:07:53,583 --> 00:07:54,416 What? 168 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:55,375 What? 169 00:07:55,458 --> 00:07:58,750 -[Drea moans on video] Max. -[boy] Drea the cam girl. 170 00:07:58,833 --> 00:07:59,708 Oh my God. 171 00:08:01,875 --> 00:08:02,916 [Drea] Max. 172 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,000 I'm already on the phone talking to my dad's lawyer. 173 00:08:05,083 --> 00:08:06,750 Um, I gotta go. Thank you, Derek. 174 00:08:06,833 --> 00:08:08,625 [inhales and exhales] Hey. 175 00:08:08,708 --> 00:08:10,250 How could you do this to me? 176 00:08:11,916 --> 00:08:12,791 What? 177 00:08:13,833 --> 00:08:15,708 I didn't do this. I got hacked. 178 00:08:16,541 --> 00:08:19,333 -[scoffs] -Baby, come on. I would never do this. 179 00:08:21,416 --> 00:08:22,500 I love you. 180 00:08:24,583 --> 00:08:26,750 -[grunts] -[crowd exclaiming] 181 00:08:26,833 --> 00:08:27,708 [Max] Easy, Mayweather. 182 00:08:27,791 --> 00:08:29,208 This is bullshit. 183 00:08:31,875 --> 00:08:33,333 I'm sorry you feel that way. 184 00:08:34,416 --> 00:08:36,583 -Will your mother be joining us? -No. 185 00:08:37,166 --> 00:08:40,041 She works nights, so she's asleep. 186 00:08:40,125 --> 00:08:43,500 Drea, I want you to know this brings me absolutely no pleasure. 187 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,291 If you had just come to me when you saw the video, we-- 188 00:08:46,375 --> 00:08:47,791 Oh, so this is my fault? 189 00:08:48,583 --> 00:08:50,333 The video? Of course not. 190 00:08:51,166 --> 00:08:54,625 The way you handled it, that leaves much to be desired. 191 00:08:56,458 --> 00:08:58,916 Drea, we all have hard truths to contend with. 192 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:03,291 Yours is that your peers have the luxury of operating on impulse. 193 00:09:03,375 --> 00:09:04,791 You don't. 194 00:09:04,875 --> 00:09:07,958 The only way for you to get ahead is to be smarter. 195 00:09:08,625 --> 00:09:11,333 And I thought you were a girl who was smarter. 196 00:09:11,833 --> 00:09:12,958 I am smarter. 197 00:09:14,291 --> 00:09:15,833 That being said… [sighs] 198 00:09:15,916 --> 00:09:18,458 …you did sucker punch Rosehill's golden boy. 199 00:09:18,541 --> 00:09:20,208 Impressive, by the way. 200 00:09:21,625 --> 00:09:25,000 So, I am putting you on behavioral probation, 201 00:09:25,083 --> 00:09:27,500 along with mandatory community service. 202 00:09:27,583 --> 00:09:30,875 And if you have any altercations with Max, 203 00:09:30,958 --> 00:09:35,250 as your headmaster, I will have no choice but to revoke your scholarship. 204 00:09:36,125 --> 00:09:38,458 Today, you let your anger control you. 205 00:09:39,458 --> 00:09:42,875 From now on, I want you to control it. 206 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:47,083 Channel that anger into getting what you want. 207 00:09:48,083 --> 00:09:49,125 [phone beeps] 208 00:09:49,208 --> 00:09:52,625 [Tara] So obviously, that video's fucked, but Max didn't leak it. 209 00:09:52,708 --> 00:09:54,875 He wouldn't do that, Drea. 210 00:09:54,958 --> 00:09:59,000 Punching him has really put us all in a weird spot. He's like our family. 211 00:09:59,083 --> 00:10:02,208 I think we all just need the summer to process. See you next year. 212 00:10:02,291 --> 00:10:04,625 [Drea] So much for believing women. 213 00:10:04,708 --> 00:10:08,750 That day, my life went up in flames, and there was nothing I could do 214 00:10:08,833 --> 00:10:10,791 If I went after Max and lost my scholarship, 215 00:10:10,875 --> 00:10:12,875 I'd have to kiss my future goodbye. 216 00:10:12,958 --> 00:10:17,041 I kept asking myself the same question. Why would he do this to me? 217 00:10:17,125 --> 00:10:19,416 Looking back, it was a classic Icarus story. 218 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:22,875 I flew too close to the sun, so my boyfriend leaked my sex tape. 219 00:10:22,958 --> 00:10:24,583 I hated Max, 220 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:28,833 but even more than that, I hated myself for letting my guard down. 221 00:10:29,375 --> 00:10:32,666 -[glass breaks] -[sniffs and sobs] 222 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,166 The headmaster was right. 223 00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:39,750 I needed to channel my anger, and that is exactly what I did. 224 00:10:39,833 --> 00:10:43,333 -[suspenseful music playing] -[sighs] 225 00:10:45,125 --> 00:10:47,458 Peaking in high school is cringe anyway. 226 00:10:47,541 --> 00:10:50,208 ["Brutal" by Olivia Rodrigo plays] 227 00:10:55,958 --> 00:10:59,583 ♪ I'm so insecure, I think That I'll die before I drink ♪ 228 00:10:59,666 --> 00:11:03,458 ♪ And I'm so caught up in the news Of who likes me and who hates you ♪ 229 00:11:03,541 --> 00:11:05,375 ♪ And I'm so tired that I might ♪ 230 00:11:05,458 --> 00:11:07,166 ♪ Quit my job, start a new life ♪ 231 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:11,125 ♪ And they'd all be so disappointed 'Cause who am I, if not exploited? ♪ 232 00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:14,416 ♪ And I'm so sick of 17 Where's my fucking teenage dream… ♪ 233 00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:17,125 [car engine revving] 234 00:11:17,208 --> 00:11:18,541 [woman] Eleanor, I am so delighted 235 00:11:18,625 --> 00:11:20,291 you wanted to go to tennis camp this summer. 236 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:22,916 Dare I say you might finally make some real friends? 237 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,666 Oh, Mama, that's very rude. What about Oscar Winner Olivia Colman? 238 00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:29,125 [Mom] Your pet lizard is not a friend. 239 00:11:29,208 --> 00:11:31,000 Remember what Dr. Gratch said. 240 00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:32,625 -To move forward… -Mom-- I can't-- 241 00:11:32,708 --> 00:11:35,333 -…you must open up to new experiences. -Bridge-- 242 00:11:35,416 --> 00:11:37,958 -Hear-- -[Mom] Eleanor? Eleanor, can you hear me? 243 00:11:38,041 --> 00:11:39,708 ♪ Ego crush is so severe ♪ 244 00:11:39,791 --> 00:11:41,583 ♪ God, it's brutal out here ♪ 245 00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:45,375 ♪ Yeah ♪ 246 00:11:45,458 --> 00:11:47,750 ["Brutal" by Olivia Rodrigo slows down] 247 00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:50,750 [Eleanor] Well, it took me all of 45 minutes to realize 248 00:11:50,833 --> 00:11:52,416 this was a huge mistake. 249 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:55,708 I was a Billie Jean King in a sea of Maria Sharapovas, 250 00:11:55,791 --> 00:11:58,416 but my pilgrimage wasn't for nothing. 251 00:11:58,958 --> 00:12:03,583 My entire life was about to change, and it all started with her. 252 00:12:03,666 --> 00:12:06,166 -Is that Drea the tennis pro? -[Eleanor] No, not her. 253 00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:07,208 [screams] 254 00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:09,250 Her. 255 00:12:09,333 --> 00:12:10,208 Sorry. 256 00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:11,416 [Eleanor] Drea Torres. 257 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:14,958 She doesn't know it yet, but we're about to become besties. 258 00:12:15,041 --> 00:12:16,583 Are you okay? 259 00:12:17,708 --> 00:12:19,708 How did you even get the video? 260 00:12:19,791 --> 00:12:21,875 I'm not revealing my sources. 261 00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:23,416 Just feels kind of messed-up. 262 00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:26,750 It's embarrassing enough that she's our age and works here, 263 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:29,250 but now everyone has seen her sex tape. 264 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:32,333 [Eleanor spits] 265 00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:35,291 Are you listening to us? 266 00:12:36,833 --> 00:12:37,666 No. 267 00:12:38,833 --> 00:12:41,666 You just have, like, a really… [chuckles] …weird energy. 268 00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:44,625 -I don't quite know what to do with it. -We don't know what to do with it. 269 00:12:44,708 --> 00:12:46,916 [Eleanor] My therapist, the beloved Dr. Gratch, 270 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,875 says that hurt people hurt people, 271 00:12:48,958 --> 00:12:51,125 but I just don't think that applies to teenage girls. 272 00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:53,750 I think sometimes they're just evil. 273 00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:56,000 [tense music plays] 274 00:12:59,833 --> 00:13:00,916 [Eleanor] It was Erica. 275 00:13:02,375 --> 00:13:06,000 The one who showed everyone that video of you. Erica Norman. 276 00:13:08,041 --> 00:13:08,916 She sucks. 277 00:13:09,541 --> 00:13:11,750 She's mean in a way I didn't know existed anymore. 278 00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,708 She's like a Bitchasaurus rex. 279 00:13:14,916 --> 00:13:16,375 I'm sorry. Who are you? 280 00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:17,375 Eleanor. 281 00:13:18,041 --> 00:13:20,458 I don't need your pity, Eleanor. 282 00:13:25,708 --> 00:13:29,125 ["The Impression That I Get" by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones plays] 283 00:13:31,625 --> 00:13:35,333 This is insane! I don't even do cocaine! 284 00:13:35,416 --> 00:13:38,125 Don't you think I would know if she was doing cocaine? 285 00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:39,500 Just awful. 286 00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:41,166 -Drea! -What's up? 287 00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:44,375 You insufferable cunt, I know you did this. 288 00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:47,333 -You fra-- She framed me! -You framed her! 289 00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:49,458 Oh, sweetie. 290 00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:52,333 Are you listening to yourself right now? 291 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,416 You think I framed you? 292 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,541 [cries] You framed her. 293 00:13:55,625 --> 00:13:56,500 [sighs] 294 00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:57,625 Babe… 295 00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:01,750 are you on drugs right now? 296 00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:05,666 I don't do cocaine! 297 00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:09,583 -She doesn't even know what it looks like. -I don't know what it looks like! 298 00:14:09,666 --> 00:14:12,291 I swear to God. I don't even do coke! 299 00:14:12,375 --> 00:14:14,666 I'm telling you, she's innocent! 300 00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:17,125 Take care, hon. We'll miss you. 301 00:14:17,208 --> 00:14:18,958 [Erica] Jessica! Do something! 302 00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:22,500 So sad. I really hope she gets the help she needs. 303 00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:23,708 Pray for Erica. 304 00:14:23,791 --> 00:14:25,291 -Pray for Erica. -Yeah. 305 00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:27,666 -Bye. -Bye. See you next summer. 306 00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:29,333 -Bye. -Bye. 307 00:14:29,416 --> 00:14:31,416 [car engine chugging] 308 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,166 Come on. 309 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:38,250 [car engine keeps chugging] 310 00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:39,500 Hey. 311 00:14:40,083 --> 00:14:41,666 I know that sound. You're bricked. 312 00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:44,250 My dad restores classic cars. 313 00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:46,291 Do you want a ride, or… 314 00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,125 do you still not want my pity? 315 00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:51,500 [sighs] 316 00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:52,875 [car engine revving] 317 00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:55,000 ["How's It Going to Be" by Third Eye Blind plays] 318 00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:56,083 [Drea sighs] 319 00:14:58,125 --> 00:15:00,750 I didn't watch the video, by the way. 320 00:15:02,791 --> 00:15:03,708 Congrats. 321 00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:06,875 You're the only one. [scoffs] 322 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,041 Is that your ex who leaked it? 323 00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:15,333 -Is that why you punched him? -Are you gonna talk this entire ride? 324 00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:20,958 ♪ I'm only pretty sure That I can't take any more ♪ 325 00:15:21,041 --> 00:15:22,291 How do you even know about that? 326 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,958 I'm actually transferring to Rosehill. 327 00:15:25,041 --> 00:15:26,708 I, um… I saw a post about it. 328 00:15:27,625 --> 00:15:29,416 Moving before senior year? 329 00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:31,625 Ooph. Brutal. 330 00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:33,708 What happened to him? 331 00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:35,500 Your ex? 332 00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:39,583 Oh, you know, what happens to every guy. 333 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:41,333 Nothing. 334 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:44,041 I'm the slut on probation, 335 00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:47,208 and he and his tiny little dick get away scot-free. 336 00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:49,208 They always get away scot-free. 337 00:15:49,291 --> 00:15:50,208 [Drea] Mm-hmm. 338 00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:52,291 [Eleanor] I know what it's like to get screwed over 339 00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:54,166 by someone you thought you could trust. 340 00:15:54,666 --> 00:15:58,125 When I was 13, uh, I went to day camp with this girl, 341 00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,250 and she existed on this like… 342 00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:04,416 untouchable plane. She glowed. 343 00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:09,000 I pretty much already knew that I liked girls, 344 00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,333 but I hadn't told anyone yet. 345 00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:15,000 But this girl, I guess I thought that if she liked me, 346 00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:17,458 it would validate my entire existence or something, 347 00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,166 and I finally talked to her, 348 00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:22,208 and… it was great. 349 00:16:22,708 --> 00:16:27,791 Like, she made me feel so free and confident and safe. 350 00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:32,166 And before I knew it, I told her that I was queer. 351 00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:36,375 And it felt…. amazing. 352 00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:40,875 I mean, like, it was the single greatest moment of my life. 353 00:16:41,791 --> 00:16:45,625 But I guess I wasn't as safe as I thought because she told everyone 354 00:16:45,708 --> 00:16:47,958 that I tried to hold her down and kiss her. 355 00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:48,875 What? 356 00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:51,250 Uh… 357 00:16:52,791 --> 00:16:53,625 Damn. 358 00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:56,583 Yeah. Um… 359 00:16:57,583 --> 00:17:00,083 It wasn't that she outed me. I… I don't care. 360 00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:03,375 Everybody's fucking gay. I just… 361 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,750 She turned me into this predator. 362 00:17:08,041 --> 00:17:09,458 No one would come near me. 363 00:17:11,666 --> 00:17:12,833 She destroyed me. 364 00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:16,708 No consequences for her, I assume. 365 00:17:16,791 --> 00:17:18,333 -Nope. -[scoffs] 366 00:17:18,416 --> 00:17:20,291 She actually goes to Rosehill. 367 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:22,833 Really? Who? 368 00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:24,541 It's Carissa Jones. 369 00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:27,416 Carissa… 370 00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:30,791 Wait. That crunchy granola lesbi-- 371 00:17:32,625 --> 00:17:33,458 Yeah. I've seen her. 372 00:17:34,916 --> 00:17:35,750 Damn. 373 00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:37,708 Outed by your own team? 374 00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:40,583 [screams] 375 00:17:41,083 --> 00:17:42,250 What the fuck was that? 376 00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:43,291 Sorry. 377 00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:44,875 -Oh my God. -Um… 378 00:17:45,708 --> 00:17:47,458 It just really helps sometimes. 379 00:17:47,541 --> 00:17:50,250 You should try it. It… it'll really help with the Max stuff. 380 00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:52,125 I'm fine. I don't even think about Max anymore. 381 00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:55,958 -[Eleanor] Just do it. -No. Absolutely not. Thank you, no. 382 00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:57,958 It's recommended by medical professionals. 383 00:17:58,041 --> 00:18:00,375 It's called a primal scream. It helps you access parts-- 384 00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:04,416 [screams] 385 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,708 [sighs] 386 00:18:05,791 --> 00:18:06,708 Fuck. 387 00:18:07,291 --> 00:18:08,750 [laughs] 388 00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:10,208 You really had that pent-up, huh? 389 00:18:10,291 --> 00:18:11,333 [sighs] 390 00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:13,666 [exhales] 391 00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:17,500 You look like you want a grilled cheese. 392 00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:19,541 That sounds nice. 393 00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:22,250 [whispers] Let's get you a grilled cheese. 394 00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:24,333 ["I Eat Boys" by Chloe Moriondo plays] 395 00:18:26,666 --> 00:18:28,083 Why don't you transfer? 396 00:18:28,791 --> 00:18:30,208 [Drea] Transfer where? 397 00:18:30,291 --> 00:18:32,708 -[Eleanor] Anywhere. -I'm not like you, Eleanor. 398 00:18:33,208 --> 00:18:34,333 My mom is a nurse 399 00:18:34,416 --> 00:18:38,750 who spent her whole life working to ensure I can have a better future. 400 00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:43,625 I can't mess this up, and Rosehill is my only path to Yale, so… 401 00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:46,125 What about your friends? 402 00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:48,250 You mean Max's friends? 403 00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:51,666 I didn't realize how much power he wielded. 404 00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:55,666 You know, he makes you feel so safe and protected, 405 00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:59,625 but it's all conditional on you playing the role he wants you to play, 406 00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:02,916 which I thought I was doing, but I guess not. 407 00:19:03,416 --> 00:19:05,208 We all love an emotional terrorist. 408 00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:06,958 Yeah, they're so fun. 409 00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:09,083 What about you? 410 00:19:09,166 --> 00:19:12,166 Why would you wanna go to school with some bitch who ruined your life? 411 00:19:12,666 --> 00:19:13,500 I don't. 412 00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:17,791 I begged go to Dalton or Spence, 413 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:21,375 but as much as I like to believe I'm the arbiter of my own social calendar, 414 00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:22,958 my parents still call the shots, 415 00:19:23,041 --> 00:19:26,500 and they think that Rosehill is the best path into an Ivy. 416 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,083 They're not wrong. 417 00:19:28,666 --> 00:19:29,583 I'm dreading it. 418 00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:31,666 Same. [sighs] 419 00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:36,916 ["Milionària" by Rosalía plays] 420 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,416 [crowd] Climate change is not a lie! Please don't let our planet die! 421 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:43,583 Climate change is not a lie! Please don't let our planet die! 422 00:19:43,666 --> 00:19:47,416 Climate change is not a lie! Please don't let our planet die! 423 00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:52,333 Yeah. The Greta Thunberg brigade can be pretty intense. 424 00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:55,125 It's all smoke and mirrors. I've seen all of them use a plastic straw. 425 00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:57,375 -[girl] Fuck you, Gabbi! -The horror. 426 00:19:57,458 --> 00:19:58,416 I'm Gabbi. 427 00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:00,000 Are you new? 428 00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:00,958 I'm Eleanor. 429 00:20:01,666 --> 00:20:02,583 And kinda. 430 00:20:02,666 --> 00:20:03,750 You want a tour? 431 00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:06,416 I mean, as a disciple of the '90s teen movie, 432 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,333 I would be offended if I didn't get one. 433 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:12,041 If you get offended, Rosehill does have a designated safe space for that. 434 00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:13,708 [laughs] 435 00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:17,666 All right, so over here, we have our Instagram witches. 436 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:18,875 Allegra, their leader, 437 00:20:18,958 --> 00:20:21,958 apparently made a girl levitate at a sleepover playing Light as a Feather. 438 00:20:22,041 --> 00:20:25,666 Now she's queen of the zodiac thots, and she's a Scorpio. 439 00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:26,583 Hot. 440 00:20:26,666 --> 00:20:27,958 The horny theater kids. 441 00:20:28,041 --> 00:20:31,708 Last year, they tried to mount a mostly white production of Hamilton. 442 00:20:31,791 --> 00:20:34,375 Lin-Manuel Miranda sent a cease and desist. 443 00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:40,625 Um, coming up, we have our farm kids. They run the school farm led by Carissa. 444 00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:43,958 When her request to make Rosehill go vegan was denied, 445 00:20:44,041 --> 00:20:46,875 she left her DivaCup in the middle of the cafeteria in protest. 446 00:20:46,958 --> 00:20:48,416 It was full. 447 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:49,833 [tense music plays] 448 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:50,791 Um… 449 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:52,916 Who are they? 450 00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:59,166 [Gabbi] Uh, Rosehill's royal court, the cream of the incredibly entitled crop. 451 00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:01,208 Be careful with them. 452 00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:04,500 They're all as calculated as they are beautiful. 453 00:21:07,375 --> 00:21:08,625 -[chuckles] -Oh shit. 454 00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:11,250 Drea Torres, their fallen queen. 455 00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:13,166 Stop. Stop. 456 00:21:13,916 --> 00:21:15,458 -Drea. -[Drea] Hey. 457 00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:16,625 Hey, ladies. 458 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,375 I meant to text you. 459 00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:21,958 Obviously, 460 00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:25,125 the way last year ended was so… 461 00:21:27,041 --> 00:21:28,750 pretty sticky, you know, 462 00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:32,916 with Max's dad funding my dad's reelection campaign. 463 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,583 -I know, yeah. -It's just so complicated. 464 00:21:34,666 --> 00:21:36,458 -I know. I know. -Good. Oh my God. 465 00:21:36,541 --> 00:21:38,750 I thought you were gonna put out a hit on me or something. 466 00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:40,625 [Drea] No, why would I do that? 467 00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:44,208 Hey, Max. 468 00:21:44,791 --> 00:21:47,166 -[Max] How was your summer? -[Drea] Restorative. 469 00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:50,583 I'm glad to see you. I wasn't sure you'd be back after, you know, 470 00:21:51,708 --> 00:21:52,541 last year. 471 00:21:52,625 --> 00:21:56,125 Oh, no, no. I'm not gonna let a silly video stand between me and Yale. 472 00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:59,083 I just wanna say I hope we can move on and be civil this year. 473 00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:03,000 Especially now that Tara and I are dating. 474 00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:04,916 [tense music plays] 475 00:22:06,166 --> 00:22:08,708 Oh. You didn't know? 476 00:22:08,791 --> 00:22:10,500 No. No, I knew. Yeah. 477 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,458 [Tara] Good. Yeah, our families summered together in Capri. 478 00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:17,666 That's great. [chuckles] I mean, what a couple, right? 479 00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:19,416 Your fathers must be elated. 480 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:23,416 -Oh. Stop, you two. Seriously, stop. -[Tara laughs] 481 00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:25,750 All right, guys, so fun catching up. 482 00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:28,083 Um… Nice to see you ladies. 483 00:22:28,166 --> 00:22:30,375 Montana, you have grapes in your teeth, babe. All right. 484 00:22:31,208 --> 00:22:33,041 -Enjoy senior year! -Why didn't you tell me? 485 00:22:33,125 --> 00:22:35,916 [Eleanor] Feeling alone is a specific type of pain, 486 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:39,708 with distinct recognizable signs to the trained eye. 487 00:22:39,791 --> 00:22:43,666 Drea and I, we were two wounded soldiers on the battlefield of adolescence. 488 00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:48,666 Hello, hello. Uh, if everyone can please take their seats. 489 00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:51,916 Do you guys know, are the seats assigned, or do we just sit anywhere? 490 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,666 Cell phones away. 491 00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:55,750 Okay, I'll just go fuck myself. 492 00:22:57,541 --> 00:22:58,416 [Carissa] Nora. 493 00:22:59,750 --> 00:23:00,750 It's Eleanor now. 494 00:23:01,541 --> 00:23:04,791 -Wow. I… I almost didn't recognize you. -[Eleanor] Yeah. 495 00:23:04,875 --> 00:23:07,791 -I didn't know that you go here now. -I do. I, um… 496 00:23:08,666 --> 00:23:09,875 I'm gonna find my seat. Okay? 497 00:23:09,958 --> 00:23:10,791 -Okay. -Okay. 498 00:23:10,875 --> 00:23:14,708 [man] Hello, hello, hello. If everyone can please take their seats. 499 00:23:14,791 --> 00:23:18,750 -Who was that? -Uh, some girl I used to go to camp with. 500 00:23:19,583 --> 00:23:22,208 You guys, I can't believe she actually came back. 501 00:23:22,291 --> 00:23:25,000 [scoffs] I know. She looks really cute, though. 502 00:23:25,083 --> 00:23:26,375 Montana, shut up. 503 00:23:26,458 --> 00:23:28,166 -She does. Sorry. -What's wrong with you? 504 00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:31,708 I think it's pretty sick. I had no idea she was that twisted. 505 00:23:31,791 --> 00:23:35,958 We have an announcement from your senior class president, 506 00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:37,083 Max Broussard. 507 00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:39,125 [crowd cheers and applauds] 508 00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:46,875 Rosehill! 509 00:23:50,750 --> 00:23:51,958 [boy] Yeah! 510 00:23:52,041 --> 00:23:54,416 [Max] Thank you! Thank you! 511 00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:56,500 Oh, it feels so good to be back. 512 00:23:56,583 --> 00:23:57,708 We love you, Max! 513 00:23:57,791 --> 00:23:59,541 [Max] Oh come on. Stop, stop. 514 00:23:59,625 --> 00:24:02,166 Thank you, though. Thank you. I appreciate you. 515 00:24:02,250 --> 00:24:03,375 Um… 516 00:24:03,458 --> 00:24:08,416 Now, this… this year, uh, this is gonna be such a great year. 517 00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:12,708 But before we get started, I was hoping maybe I could get personal for a minute. 518 00:24:12,791 --> 00:24:14,541 -[Elliot] Get personal, man. -[girl cheers] 519 00:24:14,625 --> 00:24:19,166 Last year, my intimate exchanges made their way into the world. 520 00:24:20,916 --> 00:24:23,083 It was a violation of my privacy. 521 00:24:23,166 --> 00:24:25,250 To be honest, I'm still recovering, 522 00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:28,875 but it really made me get in touch with myself, and I realized that… 523 00:24:34,125 --> 00:24:35,041 Actually… 524 00:24:37,125 --> 00:24:39,375 Actually, Drea Torres, could you stand, please? 525 00:24:40,583 --> 00:24:41,416 Please. 526 00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:43,958 [tense music plays] 527 00:24:44,041 --> 00:24:46,375 Could you stand? Please? 528 00:24:46,458 --> 00:24:47,333 [whispers] What? 529 00:24:47,416 --> 00:24:48,583 [Max] Where are you? 530 00:24:52,375 --> 00:24:55,208 -Dre? -[crowd whispering indistinctly] 531 00:24:56,958 --> 00:25:02,083 Dre, I just want to say how sorry I am for what happened to you last year. 532 00:25:04,416 --> 00:25:07,791 And to anyone of you who watched, or you shared that video, 533 00:25:07,875 --> 00:25:10,541 I sincerely hope you take the time to examine why you did that. 534 00:25:11,875 --> 00:25:12,750 So, Dre, 535 00:25:13,750 --> 00:25:16,541 it's in your honor that I'm founding a new club, 536 00:25:17,041 --> 00:25:22,958 the Cis Hetero Men Championing Female-Identifying Students League. 537 00:25:23,041 --> 00:25:27,333 Now, it is for all the men at Rosehill who want to do better. 538 00:25:27,416 --> 00:25:29,750 -[boy shouts indistinctly] -Be allies. 539 00:25:29,833 --> 00:25:32,000 -Thank you. -[crowd cheers] 540 00:25:32,083 --> 00:25:33,708 I want to be an ally! 541 00:25:44,666 --> 00:25:46,000 [Drea grunts] 542 00:25:47,416 --> 00:25:48,291 [Drea] Fuck! 543 00:25:49,833 --> 00:25:51,750 -[door creaks] -[whispers] Drea? 544 00:25:53,750 --> 00:25:54,666 [whispers] Hi. 545 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,416 Just checking on you. 546 00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:00,708 Are you all right? 547 00:26:01,458 --> 00:26:02,916 [steps approaching] 548 00:26:03,625 --> 00:26:06,666 He's, like, way worse than you described. 549 00:26:07,250 --> 00:26:10,208 I don't know how I'm gonna spend an entire year at this school. 550 00:26:10,875 --> 00:26:11,708 I feel you. 551 00:26:13,083 --> 00:26:15,625 I talked to Carissa for, like, one minute, 552 00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:19,500 and it felt like dipping my toe in Dante's eighth circle of hell. 553 00:26:19,583 --> 00:26:22,083 It was… awful. 554 00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:24,958 This sucks shit! 555 00:26:27,791 --> 00:26:28,625 Yeah. 556 00:26:29,208 --> 00:26:31,208 [mischievous music plays] 557 00:26:42,291 --> 00:26:45,500 I wish that we could, like, hire people to take them down. 558 00:26:47,416 --> 00:26:50,416 What? Like a fucked-up TaskRabbit? 559 00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:51,583 Yeah. 560 00:26:52,208 --> 00:26:54,583 Someone completely unconnected to us. 561 00:26:56,166 --> 00:26:59,916 A high school hit man… or woman or NB. 562 00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:05,750 Oh my God. 563 00:27:07,708 --> 00:27:08,541 [scoffs] 564 00:27:09,791 --> 00:27:10,625 You're right. 565 00:27:11,958 --> 00:27:13,416 You're absolutely right. 566 00:27:14,541 --> 00:27:16,708 They deserve to go down for what they did to us, 567 00:27:16,791 --> 00:27:19,250 but we can't go after them ourselves. 568 00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:21,666 [mischievous music intensifies] 569 00:27:21,750 --> 00:27:24,875 We should team up and do each other's revenge. 570 00:27:25,458 --> 00:27:27,916 [laughs] 571 00:27:30,291 --> 00:27:31,375 Oh, you're serious. 572 00:27:31,875 --> 00:27:32,791 Absolutely not. 573 00:27:32,875 --> 00:27:33,875 Why? 574 00:27:33,958 --> 00:27:36,458 Uh, because I'm not capable? 575 00:27:37,666 --> 00:27:41,250 I can't do revenge. 576 00:27:41,750 --> 00:27:46,541 I mean, is "do revenge" even, like, correct grammar? 577 00:27:46,625 --> 00:27:48,333 Oh, I'm sorry, Schoolhouse Rock! 578 00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:50,708 Are you dragging my sentence structure right now? 579 00:27:50,791 --> 00:27:52,541 Uh, we could get caught. 580 00:27:52,625 --> 00:27:54,500 We could not graduate. We could get expelled. 581 00:27:54,583 --> 00:27:57,125 We won't get caught. That's the whole point. 582 00:27:57,708 --> 00:27:59,875 No one knows we know each other, right? 583 00:27:59,958 --> 00:28:03,083 So no one will connect us to them, to each other. 584 00:28:03,916 --> 00:28:05,416 It's literally perfect. 585 00:28:06,791 --> 00:28:11,625 With my brains and your… blank slate, 586 00:28:12,541 --> 00:28:14,083 we can get away with this. 587 00:28:14,166 --> 00:28:15,958 Don't you wanna make her pay? 588 00:28:16,833 --> 00:28:20,125 I don't want to make her pay. 589 00:28:21,375 --> 00:28:25,208 I want to burn her to the ground. 590 00:28:26,791 --> 00:28:28,250 Whoa. [laughs] 591 00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:30,416 That gave me chills. 592 00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:32,416 Do you see this? My arm hair's up. 593 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:33,833 Look at that. 594 00:28:34,458 --> 00:28:39,208 You're giving off some serious, like, Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction energy. 595 00:28:40,625 --> 00:28:41,541 Glennergy. 596 00:28:41,625 --> 00:28:44,875 Yes. You're radiating Glennergy right now. 597 00:28:44,958 --> 00:28:47,291 [mischievous music continues] 598 00:28:48,875 --> 00:28:50,875 But if we're gonna make this work… 599 00:28:55,375 --> 00:28:56,541 we have to fix… 600 00:28:56,625 --> 00:28:57,583 No. 601 00:28:57,666 --> 00:28:58,500 …this. 602 00:28:58,583 --> 00:28:59,833 I really don't want to. 603 00:28:59,916 --> 00:29:00,833 We have to do… 604 00:29:00,916 --> 00:29:02,208 Oh, please don't say a makeover. 605 00:29:02,291 --> 00:29:04,375 -…a makeover! -[grunts] 606 00:29:04,458 --> 00:29:05,708 -Yay! -It feels so problematic. 607 00:29:05,791 --> 00:29:07,708 It is, but it's fun! 608 00:29:07,791 --> 00:29:09,125 Let's start with Carissa. 609 00:29:09,208 --> 00:29:10,958 She'll be a cinch. I can ruin her in my sleep. 610 00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:14,041 -Moving on to Max. -Wait, go back. Why will Carissa be easy? 611 00:29:14,125 --> 00:29:16,750 Oh, honey, it is much easier to destroy a girl. 612 00:29:16,833 --> 00:29:19,583 Take your pick. Slut-shame her, turn her friends against her, 613 00:29:19,666 --> 00:29:23,958 prey on her vanity, turn her into a troll, exploit her darkest secrets. 614 00:29:24,041 --> 00:29:26,875 Make her radioactive, and no one will help her. 615 00:29:26,958 --> 00:29:28,916 ["Celebrity Skin" by Hole plays] 616 00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:31,166 Um, I actually really like this. 617 00:29:31,750 --> 00:29:32,583 Absolutely not. 618 00:29:34,125 --> 00:29:35,333 Ooh. 619 00:29:36,541 --> 00:29:40,333 It just so happens that I have to do mandatory community service this year 620 00:29:40,416 --> 00:29:41,958 as penance for punching Max. 621 00:29:42,041 --> 00:29:44,916 I already emailed the headmaster and requested the school farm, 622 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,250 which is run by Carissa. 623 00:29:47,791 --> 00:29:49,625 Now, dudes, that's another story. 624 00:29:49,708 --> 00:29:54,416 For girls, our bodies, our choices, our thoughts are all policed by shame. 625 00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:55,958 Our weaknesses are their strengths. 626 00:29:56,041 --> 00:29:57,875 If they have a lot of sex, they're crushing it. 627 00:29:57,958 --> 00:30:00,708 If we do it, we're sluts. If they're angry, they're powerful, 628 00:30:00,791 --> 00:30:02,208 but if we show any emotion… 629 00:30:02,291 --> 00:30:03,541 [loudly] …we're hysterical! 630 00:30:03,625 --> 00:30:06,291 Ladies! [whispers] Indoor voices please. 631 00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:09,750 Wait. How much are we cutting? 632 00:30:11,416 --> 00:30:12,541 [scissors snip] 633 00:30:12,625 --> 00:30:16,875 If men in general are hard to take down, Max is patriarchy incarnate. 634 00:30:16,958 --> 00:30:23,125 The ultimate manic pixie dream boy, Max has a meticulously curated persona. 635 00:30:23,208 --> 00:30:26,541 Rosehill is an orchestra, and Max is its conductor. 636 00:30:27,208 --> 00:30:30,291 Everyone loves him, which means he can get away with anything. 637 00:30:30,875 --> 00:30:32,666 -[chimes] -I want to expose him. 638 00:30:33,166 --> 00:30:37,250 And to do that, we need undeniable proof that he's a hypocrite, 639 00:30:38,125 --> 00:30:40,916 a fake-woke, misogynist motherfucker. 640 00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:43,583 If we can accomplish that, 641 00:30:44,708 --> 00:30:45,708 he's done. 642 00:30:45,791 --> 00:30:46,625 Blot. 643 00:30:47,541 --> 00:30:49,083 ♪ You want a part of me… ♪ 644 00:30:49,166 --> 00:30:50,958 [Drea] You are now and forevermore 645 00:30:51,041 --> 00:30:54,791 the coolest, most mysterious student at Rosehill Country Day. 646 00:30:54,875 --> 00:30:57,958 I'm Frankenstein, and you're Frankenstein's bad bitch. 647 00:30:58,041 --> 00:31:00,166 ["Celebrity Skin" by Hole ends] 648 00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:03,833 -Your new vibe is high-status cunt. -[groans] 649 00:31:05,958 --> 00:31:07,708 You ready to be my woman on the inside? 650 00:31:07,791 --> 00:31:10,125 -No. For sure no. -Eleanor. 651 00:31:10,708 --> 00:31:14,333 It's gonna be fine. My entire life I've been a chameleon. 652 00:31:14,416 --> 00:31:18,083 Sometimes you have to pretend to be someone else to get what you want. 653 00:31:18,166 --> 00:31:19,916 Do you ever worry that you'll lose yourself? 654 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,875 Oh my God! Don't be so dramatic. All I'm asking you to do 655 00:31:22,958 --> 00:31:25,291 is disassociate from your body and be someone you're not 656 00:31:25,375 --> 00:31:27,625 so these popular kids will invite you to be in their group. 657 00:31:27,708 --> 00:31:29,541 -Are you in therapy? -God, no. Why? 658 00:31:30,333 --> 00:31:31,208 Cool. 659 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:35,875 And we're not concerned that Max is gonna realize we're manipulating him? 660 00:31:37,791 --> 00:31:41,500 Narcissists are too busy thinking about themselves 661 00:31:41,583 --> 00:31:43,333 to realize they're being played. 662 00:31:46,208 --> 00:31:49,333 [Eleanor] Getting a girl's attention requires weeks if not months of work. 663 00:31:49,416 --> 00:31:51,583 But according to Drea, getting a guy's attention 664 00:31:51,666 --> 00:31:54,708 requires you walking past them once looking vaguely slutty. 665 00:31:54,791 --> 00:31:56,791 Who's that? Is she new? 666 00:31:56,875 --> 00:31:59,916 I don't know, but she is making that uniform work. 667 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:00,875 Yeesh. 668 00:32:00,958 --> 00:32:03,041 ["Deceptacon" by Le Tigre plays] 669 00:32:03,125 --> 00:32:04,125 Oh shit. 670 00:32:04,208 --> 00:32:05,166 [Eleanor] Dodos. 671 00:32:05,250 --> 00:32:06,083 [chuckles] 672 00:32:06,166 --> 00:32:07,208 [Drea] Working at the farm 673 00:32:07,291 --> 00:32:09,208 was certainly not on my senior year bucket list 674 00:32:09,291 --> 00:32:11,375 but neither was being a social pariah. 675 00:32:11,458 --> 00:32:14,375 Carissa was an easy target. I'm incredible with new people. 676 00:32:14,458 --> 00:32:15,583 Carissa, right? 677 00:32:17,916 --> 00:32:19,250 Yeah, we've met before. 678 00:32:19,333 --> 00:32:21,625 You called me a human Birkenstock. 679 00:32:21,708 --> 00:32:22,541 Cool. 680 00:32:22,625 --> 00:32:25,750 I just want to say, I'm so excited to be working at the farm. 681 00:32:25,833 --> 00:32:28,458 I've always been very intrigued by what you do here. 682 00:32:28,541 --> 00:32:32,000 You should talk to Russ. He's in charge of the, uh, volunteers. 683 00:32:32,708 --> 00:32:34,291 Oh. Um, 684 00:32:34,375 --> 00:32:38,291 actually, I was hoping I could learn from you, you know, farm queen. [chuckles] 685 00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:42,666 Yeah, I'm busy planning the menu for the ring ceremony. 686 00:32:43,291 --> 00:32:44,791 And, you know, for the record, 687 00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:48,875 ass-kissing is not gonna get you anywhere on this farm. It's honest work. 688 00:32:49,958 --> 00:32:52,041 Hey, Russ? Show Drea the ropes? 689 00:32:53,708 --> 00:32:55,500 [Drea] Shoe-faced veggie fucker. 690 00:32:55,583 --> 00:32:58,666 ♪ I take you home Now watch me get you hot ♪ 691 00:32:58,750 --> 00:33:01,208 ♪ You're just a parrot When you're screaming and your shouting ♪ 692 00:33:01,291 --> 00:33:04,166 ♪ "More crackers, please More crackers, please" ♪ 693 00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:07,583 ♪ You want what you want But you don't wanna be on your knees ♪ 694 00:33:07,666 --> 00:33:11,583 ♪ Who does your Who does your hair? ♪ 695 00:33:11,666 --> 00:33:12,500 I love Saunders. 696 00:33:12,583 --> 00:33:14,333 ["Deceptacon" continues] 697 00:33:14,416 --> 00:33:16,583 -Cool. -[Max] I studied him at Yale. 698 00:33:16,666 --> 00:33:19,333 I just did their literary arts summer program. 699 00:33:20,458 --> 00:33:21,333 [Eleanor] Cool. 700 00:33:23,583 --> 00:33:25,500 Do you say anything other than "cool"? 701 00:33:25,583 --> 00:33:26,750 So cool. 702 00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:30,458 ♪ Fine, thank you… ♪ 703 00:33:30,541 --> 00:33:33,833 So, Carissa's cooking the ring ceremony dinner? 704 00:33:33,916 --> 00:33:36,500 Yeah. It's gonna be her big break in the culinary world. 705 00:33:37,666 --> 00:33:38,708 [Drea] What's that? 706 00:33:38,791 --> 00:33:42,208 That's a greenhouse, clearly. 707 00:33:42,291 --> 00:33:43,916 It's where Carissa grows her special crops. 708 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,750 Flies them in from all over the world. 709 00:33:48,083 --> 00:33:50,958 ♪ Who took the bomp From the bomp-a-lomp-a-lomp? ♪ 710 00:33:51,041 --> 00:33:53,875 ♪ Who took the ram From the rama-lama-ding-dong? ♪ 711 00:33:53,958 --> 00:33:56,833 ♪ Who took the bomp From the bomp-a-lomp-a-lomp? ♪ 712 00:33:56,916 --> 00:33:59,791 ♪ Who took the ram From the rama-lama-ding-dong? ♪ 713 00:34:01,416 --> 00:34:03,500 -♪ See you later ♪ -Who are you texting? 714 00:34:04,583 --> 00:34:07,958 My ex-girlfriend is mad that I hooked up with my ex-boyfriend. 715 00:34:08,833 --> 00:34:09,791 [exhales] 716 00:34:11,208 --> 00:34:12,541 Can I see your hand, please? 717 00:34:12,625 --> 00:34:14,291 -This okay? -[Max] Mm-hmm. 718 00:34:16,541 --> 00:34:19,666 I'm having a, um… party this weekend. 719 00:34:20,708 --> 00:34:23,125 It's a little pre-homecoming celebration. 720 00:34:23,625 --> 00:34:24,583 You should come. 721 00:34:27,041 --> 00:34:28,250 Make your exes jealous. 722 00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:30,166 I'll think about it. 723 00:34:32,041 --> 00:34:32,875 Cool. 724 00:34:34,250 --> 00:34:35,958 Just, uh, don't think too hard. 725 00:34:36,791 --> 00:34:39,208 Bring your swimsuit, floaty. It's gonna be lit. 726 00:34:39,291 --> 00:34:41,833 ["Blondes" by Blu DeTiger plays] 727 00:34:41,916 --> 00:34:43,875 [mouthing] Yes! 728 00:34:46,291 --> 00:34:49,583 -♪ One, two, three ♪ -♪ I'm too happy, it's annoying… ♪ 729 00:34:49,666 --> 00:34:51,458 [Drea] Your little dress I made you looks great. 730 00:34:52,041 --> 00:34:54,208 Do you love it? You love it. 731 00:34:55,750 --> 00:34:58,708 So, what's the deal with this little dinosaur thing? 732 00:34:58,791 --> 00:35:02,416 [Eleanor] Oscar Winner Olivia Colman is my emotional support bearded dragon. 733 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,750 My therapist told me to get a puppy, 734 00:35:04,833 --> 00:35:08,333 but I prefer to keep my companions thick-skinned and cold-blooded. 735 00:35:09,041 --> 00:35:10,208 Oh my fucking God. 736 00:35:11,333 --> 00:35:14,416 ♪ Why am I so different? I'm just sitting at home… ♪ 737 00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:16,333 Do I really have to wear this? 738 00:35:16,958 --> 00:35:17,791 Yes. 739 00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:20,000 You have to look impossibly hot 740 00:35:20,083 --> 00:35:23,750 but also like you spent exactly one minute putting yourself together. 741 00:35:23,833 --> 00:35:25,958 It's important that the girls covet your look. 742 00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:29,875 ♪ Searching for somebody And I think it's you tonight ♪ 743 00:35:29,958 --> 00:35:31,125 ♪ Pick me up… ♪ 744 00:35:31,208 --> 00:35:33,833 Why are you wiggling around like your tampon's sliding out? 745 00:35:35,041 --> 00:35:38,791 I haven't worn a bathing suit in public, like, ever. 746 00:35:39,916 --> 00:35:42,125 Carissa really did a number on you, huh? 747 00:35:47,208 --> 00:35:48,041 Forget her. 748 00:35:49,166 --> 00:35:52,208 You are so much cooler than any of those dodos going to Max's party. 749 00:35:52,833 --> 00:35:55,083 I just want to eat my lunch on her shattered ego. 750 00:35:56,916 --> 00:36:00,291 I love that for you. We're gonna take care of her soon. 751 00:36:00,375 --> 00:36:03,416 There's a greenhouse with this massive padlock on it 752 00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:05,083 that only she can access, 753 00:36:05,166 --> 00:36:09,166 and my Spidey senses tell me she's not just growing sunchokes in there. 754 00:36:11,291 --> 00:36:13,041 I need to get her keys. 755 00:36:14,041 --> 00:36:15,916 -Perfect. -Hmm. 756 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:21,791 Now, go get the dirt on Max and make revenge mommy proud. 757 00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:25,041 -["Move" by TOBi plays] -[doorbell rings] 758 00:36:25,625 --> 00:36:29,250 [Eleanor] I know I looked confident, but I was profusely sweating everywhere. 759 00:36:29,333 --> 00:36:30,166 There she is. 760 00:36:30,250 --> 00:36:32,333 [Eleanor] I tried to bring my emotional support lizard, 761 00:36:32,416 --> 00:36:33,750 but Drea said no. 762 00:36:33,833 --> 00:36:35,708 -Champagne? -Uh, yes. 763 00:36:35,791 --> 00:36:38,375 ["Move" by TOBi continues] 764 00:36:40,375 --> 00:36:41,208 [girl] Over here! 765 00:36:41,291 --> 00:36:44,750 [Max] I'll introduce you to some friends, all right? These are good people. Yo. 766 00:36:44,833 --> 00:36:46,333 Kids, this is Eleanor. 767 00:36:46,416 --> 00:36:48,250 -Hey. Hey. -Eleanor, this is my family. 768 00:36:48,333 --> 00:36:49,625 -Hi. -Hello. 769 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:51,000 Hi, cutie. 770 00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:52,541 -Yo, you made it. -Hi. 771 00:36:52,625 --> 00:36:53,875 And you brought a bathing suit. 772 00:36:53,958 --> 00:36:55,250 Sit down, Elliot. 773 00:36:55,333 --> 00:36:56,458 Appreciate you. 774 00:36:56,541 --> 00:37:00,083 Hi. I'm Tara. This is Meghan, Montana. 775 00:37:00,708 --> 00:37:03,416 I love your hat. 776 00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:05,541 -[Eleanor] Oh. -Where did you get it? Can I have it? 777 00:37:05,625 --> 00:37:07,583 -[Tara] Meghan, don't scare her. -[laughs] 778 00:37:07,666 --> 00:37:09,041 Eleanor, come join us. 779 00:37:09,750 --> 00:37:10,625 [Max] Come on. 780 00:37:10,708 --> 00:37:12,583 [Tara] Shit. Get cozy. 781 00:37:15,416 --> 00:37:17,958 This is so cute. 782 00:37:18,041 --> 00:37:19,166 -Yeah. -Thanks. 783 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,625 Why don't I know you? 784 00:37:21,708 --> 00:37:22,791 She's new. 785 00:37:23,833 --> 00:37:25,375 But Ellie's one of us now. 786 00:37:26,541 --> 00:37:28,500 Aw, I love it. 787 00:37:29,875 --> 00:37:31,291 [Max exhales] 788 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,958 -[Eleanor sighs] -[Max groans] 789 00:37:39,458 --> 00:37:41,583 ["Move" by TOBi ends] 790 00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:43,625 [Russ] Look who it is. 791 00:37:46,666 --> 00:37:47,833 Are you stalking me? 792 00:37:47,916 --> 00:37:48,750 Yes. 793 00:37:49,458 --> 00:37:50,833 And later I was gonna murder you. 794 00:37:50,916 --> 00:37:51,875 Cute. 795 00:37:51,958 --> 00:37:52,916 I like your shirt. 796 00:37:54,041 --> 00:37:57,000 Did it come with a bag of granola and a matching pair of Tevas? 797 00:37:57,083 --> 00:37:58,708 [chuckles] Wow. I didn't realize 798 00:37:58,791 --> 00:38:01,208 that you also did the Peace Corps summer program. 799 00:38:01,291 --> 00:38:04,416 I should've guessed it because your vibe is definitely all about helping others. 800 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,166 Ooh. Solid burn. 801 00:38:07,250 --> 00:38:08,375 [Russ laughs] 802 00:38:08,458 --> 00:38:10,583 [Drea] Are you catching a lot of waves in Miami? 803 00:38:10,666 --> 00:38:12,458 It's, uh… it's actually Carissa's board. 804 00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:15,583 Oh. I didn't know she was over there. 805 00:38:16,666 --> 00:38:17,833 Hey, girl. 806 00:38:21,791 --> 00:38:22,708 She hates me. 807 00:38:22,791 --> 00:38:25,833 [chuckles] No. She thinks you just don't actually care about the farm. 808 00:38:25,916 --> 00:38:26,750 What? 809 00:38:27,416 --> 00:38:30,208 How could she think that, Russ? I love the farm. 810 00:38:30,291 --> 00:38:33,000 Okay? Those root veggies are like my children now. 811 00:38:33,083 --> 00:38:34,166 [Russ] Shit, um… 812 00:38:35,166 --> 00:38:38,083 -I ate some of your kids yesterday. -No. 813 00:38:38,166 --> 00:38:39,583 But they were delicious. 814 00:38:39,666 --> 00:38:41,500 -Even the carrots? -Every last one of them. 815 00:38:41,583 --> 00:38:43,750 How dare you? Heartbreaking. 816 00:38:43,833 --> 00:38:44,875 [chuckles] 817 00:38:44,958 --> 00:38:46,541 [chuckles] 818 00:38:46,625 --> 00:38:48,375 So nice seeing you outside the farm. 819 00:38:49,791 --> 00:38:50,708 Bye, Drea. 820 00:38:51,625 --> 00:38:53,875 [Drea] Our chemistry was kind of incredible. 821 00:38:53,958 --> 00:38:55,958 Thank God I was sitting on a towel. 822 00:38:56,041 --> 00:38:57,416 But I had a job to do. 823 00:38:57,500 --> 00:39:00,083 [mischievous music plays] 824 00:39:00,166 --> 00:39:01,041 [Carissa] Hey. 825 00:39:05,708 --> 00:39:07,500 [Drea gasps] Bingo. 826 00:39:08,958 --> 00:39:10,166 [girl cheers] 827 00:39:10,250 --> 00:39:13,416 ["So Hot You're Hurting My Feelings" by Caroline Polachek plays] 828 00:39:14,916 --> 00:39:17,208 -What are you doing here? -Oh no. 829 00:39:20,083 --> 00:39:20,958 I live here. 830 00:39:21,583 --> 00:39:23,041 So, Max is… 831 00:39:23,666 --> 00:39:24,750 My brother. 832 00:39:26,208 --> 00:39:27,375 Unfortunately. 833 00:39:27,916 --> 00:39:30,083 You neglected to mention that on your tour. 834 00:39:30,166 --> 00:39:31,875 Oh, I prefer "playfully omitted." 835 00:39:32,750 --> 00:39:34,916 ♪ But damn, I miss you tonight… ♪ 836 00:39:35,958 --> 00:39:39,708 Hmm. Three weeks at Rosehill, and you got a whole new look now, huh? 837 00:39:39,791 --> 00:39:40,833 Yeah. 838 00:39:43,375 --> 00:39:44,416 You not a fan? 839 00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:45,833 No, I think it's hot. 840 00:39:47,250 --> 00:39:50,291 As long as you did it for you and not them. 841 00:39:51,625 --> 00:39:52,708 Do I seem like that? 842 00:39:53,208 --> 00:39:54,166 I don't know. 843 00:39:55,333 --> 00:39:57,666 That's the exciting part of getting to know someone. 844 00:39:59,333 --> 00:40:00,791 You're a mystery until you're not. 845 00:40:02,250 --> 00:40:04,750 Hmm. I was gonna hole up in the screening room 846 00:40:04,833 --> 00:40:08,666 and catch a Godard flick if you want to… ditch the suck-fest. 847 00:40:08,750 --> 00:40:09,583 Maybe? 848 00:40:10,666 --> 00:40:12,041 I do. 849 00:40:13,125 --> 00:40:15,083 But I… shouldn't. 850 00:40:16,291 --> 00:40:17,208 Suit yourself. 851 00:40:17,875 --> 00:40:20,583 Oh. The orgy usually starts around sundown. 852 00:40:20,666 --> 00:40:21,750 Really? 853 00:40:21,833 --> 00:40:23,000 No. 854 00:40:23,083 --> 00:40:25,666 [scoffs] What? My brother is not that fun. 855 00:40:26,166 --> 00:40:29,500 Good to know you're down, though. Enjoy the cool kids. 856 00:40:31,166 --> 00:40:32,125 Fuck. 857 00:40:32,208 --> 00:40:33,625 [elevator dings] 858 00:40:36,250 --> 00:40:37,625 [Eleanor] Nice view, Max. 859 00:40:40,125 --> 00:40:42,375 [mischievous music plays] 860 00:40:45,875 --> 00:40:46,791 [phone chimes] 861 00:40:49,458 --> 00:40:50,416 [phone chimes] 862 00:40:54,083 --> 00:40:56,666 Oh my God. He's hooking up with the Instagram witch. 863 00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:00,583 [elevator dings] 864 00:41:01,083 --> 00:41:04,625 [Max and Tara laugh] 865 00:41:06,291 --> 00:41:09,083 [Max and Tara moaning and kissing] 866 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,125 [Tara moans] 867 00:41:16,625 --> 00:41:17,500 [Tara] Hey. 868 00:41:18,333 --> 00:41:23,666 [sighs] Do you think it's weird how we're having this party without her? 869 00:41:24,250 --> 00:41:25,250 [Tara exhales] 870 00:41:25,333 --> 00:41:26,166 Who? 871 00:41:26,250 --> 00:41:28,041 Drea. What do you mean, "who"? 872 00:41:29,083 --> 00:41:29,958 No. 873 00:41:30,458 --> 00:41:34,791 -[Max kisses] -Hey. Max. Can we talk about it, please? 874 00:41:34,875 --> 00:41:36,583 [sighs] 875 00:41:37,875 --> 00:41:39,416 Just feels weird, you know? 876 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,458 To me, it feels weird that you're talking about my ex right now. 877 00:41:43,541 --> 00:41:45,333 She was my best friend too. 878 00:41:45,416 --> 00:41:48,041 But we're about to have sex, and you're talking about Drea. 879 00:41:48,875 --> 00:41:52,250 Feels, like… very weird. 880 00:41:53,916 --> 00:41:57,583 Well, we're not having sex. You can go fuck yourself. Have fun. 881 00:42:01,750 --> 00:42:02,708 [Max] That's fine. 882 00:42:06,375 --> 00:42:09,708 [tense music plays] 883 00:42:12,750 --> 00:42:14,166 [door creaks] 884 00:42:16,750 --> 00:42:17,625 [Max] Hello? 885 00:42:19,458 --> 00:42:20,333 Hello? 886 00:42:34,083 --> 00:42:35,750 -Eleanor. -[gasps] 887 00:42:35,833 --> 00:42:36,791 [breathes heavily] 888 00:42:38,083 --> 00:42:39,666 -Hey. -Hey. 889 00:42:42,208 --> 00:42:43,166 Hi. 890 00:42:44,250 --> 00:42:45,125 [whispers] Sorry. 891 00:42:46,958 --> 00:42:48,458 Were you watching us? 892 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,541 No. Um, I was in here, 893 00:42:51,625 --> 00:42:53,750 and then you guys came in here, so I went in there. 894 00:42:55,708 --> 00:42:57,125 I know what you were doing. 895 00:43:01,166 --> 00:43:03,333 I'd hide from my party too if I could. 896 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:05,958 It's all right. 897 00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:08,875 Come on. I got a cool spot. 898 00:43:09,375 --> 00:43:11,375 ["Easy Going" by Kacy Hill plays] 899 00:43:12,458 --> 00:43:13,500 You'll like this. 900 00:43:17,125 --> 00:43:19,208 Tell me something nobody knows about you. 901 00:43:19,291 --> 00:43:21,458 -[seagull squawks] -Why would I do that? 902 00:43:22,291 --> 00:43:23,666 Because… 903 00:43:25,708 --> 00:43:26,708 I'm interesting, 904 00:43:28,041 --> 00:43:29,333 and you wanna impress me. 905 00:43:31,041 --> 00:43:32,958 You wanna know my deepest, darkest secret? 906 00:43:33,541 --> 00:43:34,458 Yes. 907 00:43:37,125 --> 00:43:38,625 I don't want any of this. 908 00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:42,541 I would love to backpack across Europe with my camera. 909 00:43:43,666 --> 00:43:45,291 Just blow up my whole life. 910 00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:49,833 I would. 'Cause all this shit, it's so performative. 911 00:43:51,583 --> 00:43:54,458 And for what? So I can be the most popular guy in high school? 912 00:43:55,750 --> 00:43:58,000 [grunts] Yikes. 913 00:44:00,666 --> 00:44:02,166 Then what do you wanna be? 914 00:44:03,833 --> 00:44:05,625 The real answer is I don't know. 915 00:44:06,500 --> 00:44:07,666 [exhales] 916 00:44:07,750 --> 00:44:09,791 Which is about the worst answer I could give. 917 00:44:10,791 --> 00:44:11,666 Yeah. 918 00:44:14,375 --> 00:44:15,375 But it's true. 919 00:44:16,458 --> 00:44:18,958 You're right. We're all just performing. 920 00:44:19,791 --> 00:44:20,916 [seagull squawks] 921 00:44:26,083 --> 00:44:31,625 -♪ Disappointment takes us by surprise ♪ -[phone chimes] 922 00:44:31,708 --> 00:44:34,250 ♪ Everyone is dumb ♪ 923 00:44:34,333 --> 00:44:36,041 ♪ Dumb, dumb, dumb ♪ 924 00:44:37,583 --> 00:44:41,625 -♪ Dumb, dumb, dumb ♪ -♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪ 925 00:44:41,708 --> 00:44:46,500 -♪ Dumb, dumb, dumb ♪ -♪ Everyone is dumb ♪ 926 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,250 [Eleanor] This feels illegal. 927 00:44:48,833 --> 00:44:50,541 It's not illegal. We go here. 928 00:44:50,625 --> 00:44:51,583 On weekdays. 929 00:44:51,666 --> 00:44:53,958 ♪ Everyone is… ♪ 930 00:44:54,541 --> 00:44:55,458 Whoops. 931 00:44:56,666 --> 00:44:58,166 So, how was Max's party? 932 00:44:59,750 --> 00:45:01,666 You know what? It was actually really fun. 933 00:45:01,750 --> 00:45:04,166 They got this hilarious boomerang of me jumping into the pool. 934 00:45:04,250 --> 00:45:06,791 Oh my God. A boomerang of you jumping in the pool. Can I see it? 935 00:45:06,875 --> 00:45:07,791 Sure. 936 00:45:08,458 --> 00:45:11,750 You weren't there to bank social content. You were there to get dirt on Max. 937 00:45:15,208 --> 00:45:18,583 Max is cheating on Tara with Allegra. I saw his texts. 938 00:45:18,666 --> 00:45:19,583 The Instagram witch? 939 00:45:19,666 --> 00:45:20,583 Yeah. 940 00:45:21,166 --> 00:45:22,000 Oh my God. 941 00:45:22,583 --> 00:45:26,791 Eleanor, this is amazing. Girl, you crushed it. Great work. 942 00:45:26,875 --> 00:45:28,708 Two seconds ago, you threw my phone in the dirt. 943 00:45:28,791 --> 00:45:31,000 Yeah, and now I'm happy with you again. Keep up. 944 00:45:31,083 --> 00:45:32,708 Wait. Did you get screenshots of the texts? 945 00:45:32,791 --> 00:45:33,666 Not yet. 946 00:45:33,750 --> 00:45:34,583 Mad at you. 947 00:45:34,666 --> 00:45:37,625 [Eleanor] Do you really think Carissa's growing drugs? 948 00:45:37,708 --> 00:45:40,916 Because I want to get her, but I don't want to send her to jail. 949 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:44,166 First of all, Carissa's rich, white ass is never going to jail. 950 00:45:44,250 --> 00:45:47,791 Second of all, the headmaster would rather Rosehill burned to the ground 951 00:45:47,875 --> 00:45:51,625 than have a public drug scandal on her hands. She is truly that bitch. 952 00:45:51,708 --> 00:45:55,125 I want her to hit me with her Tesla and then reverse back over me. 953 00:45:55,208 --> 00:45:57,416 I want her to stuff me like a taxidermy doll 954 00:45:57,500 --> 00:45:59,583 and then mount me on her wall like a prize. 955 00:45:59,666 --> 00:46:01,500 I want her to hide my body in the woods 956 00:46:01,583 --> 00:46:03,833 and then start the search party trying to find me. 957 00:46:03,916 --> 00:46:05,208 Ooh. Good one. 958 00:46:09,416 --> 00:46:12,500 [laughs] Oh my fucking God. 959 00:46:12,583 --> 00:46:15,083 Carissa, you bad girl. 960 00:46:16,250 --> 00:46:18,708 [Eleanor] So, um, what now? 961 00:46:19,333 --> 00:46:21,083 I think it's pretty obvious. 962 00:46:21,750 --> 00:46:24,500 We put these mushrooms in whatever bougie foodie bullshit 963 00:46:24,583 --> 00:46:26,875 Carissa's cooking for the senior class ring dinner, 964 00:46:26,958 --> 00:46:28,166 dosing the entire class 965 00:46:28,250 --> 00:46:30,208 and exposing her for the fraud that she is. 966 00:46:30,291 --> 00:46:32,166 Then, while everyone's tripping balls, 967 00:46:32,250 --> 00:46:34,666 you steal Max's phone and get us those texts. 968 00:46:36,041 --> 00:46:38,666 That was not obvious. 969 00:46:39,375 --> 00:46:40,500 Really? 970 00:46:40,583 --> 00:46:43,750 ["How Bizarre (Orchestral Version)" by The Symphonic Pops plays] 971 00:46:44,416 --> 00:46:46,625 [indistinct chattering, laughing] 972 00:46:46,708 --> 00:46:49,000 [Tara] It's fine. I'm sure it's fine. All right, guys… 973 00:46:49,083 --> 00:46:50,166 [woman] Smile! 974 00:46:50,750 --> 00:46:52,083 [Tara] Eleanor! 975 00:46:52,166 --> 00:46:53,833 [girls scream] 976 00:46:56,916 --> 00:46:58,791 [Meghan] Let's take a picture! 977 00:47:00,625 --> 00:47:02,708 [Elliot] You better be smiling. 978 00:47:02,791 --> 00:47:04,000 [laughs] 979 00:47:04,083 --> 00:47:05,625 [man] We have an announcement 980 00:47:05,708 --> 00:47:09,875 from your senior class president, Max Broussard. 981 00:47:09,958 --> 00:47:11,125 -Hey! -[crowd cheers] 982 00:47:11,208 --> 00:47:12,708 [girls] We love you, Max! 983 00:47:14,041 --> 00:47:15,458 [Max] There we go! 984 00:47:16,833 --> 00:47:19,375 Thank you. Welcome. Welcome, seniors. 985 00:47:19,875 --> 00:47:22,125 You one handsome-looking son of a bitch, Broussard! 986 00:47:22,208 --> 00:47:24,458 Elliot Tanners, ladies and gentlemen. 987 00:47:24,541 --> 00:47:25,541 Love you, buddy! 988 00:47:26,291 --> 00:47:27,166 More than friends. 989 00:47:27,250 --> 00:47:28,333 Now, 990 00:47:29,041 --> 00:47:30,750 when you wear these rings, 991 00:47:31,750 --> 00:47:34,583 I want you to remember all the lessons that you learned here. 992 00:47:35,083 --> 00:47:37,541 I want you to remember the friendships that you made, 993 00:47:38,833 --> 00:47:40,541 your memories of this place. 994 00:47:43,291 --> 00:47:48,000 When you wear these rings, I want you to remember that you are, 995 00:47:48,875 --> 00:47:50,666 and you always will be… 996 00:47:53,083 --> 00:47:54,083 a Rosehill Tiger. 997 00:47:54,166 --> 00:47:57,333 -[crowd cheers] -[Elliot] Let's go, Tigers! 998 00:47:57,416 --> 00:48:01,000 Hope you have a sick winter break. Wonderful, wonderful holidays. 999 00:48:01,083 --> 00:48:03,500 Happy New Year's. But first, 1000 00:48:04,916 --> 00:48:08,291 I'm gonna turn the stage over to our resident Ina Garten. 1001 00:48:08,375 --> 00:48:09,833 [crowd exclaims] 1002 00:48:09,916 --> 00:48:11,416 Carissa Jones, everyone. 1003 00:48:11,500 --> 00:48:12,541 [crowd cheers] 1004 00:48:18,041 --> 00:48:18,916 Hi, everyone. 1005 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:22,541 Uh, I am so honored to have made this feast 1006 00:48:22,625 --> 00:48:24,791 for you all tonight. I really hope you enjoy it. 1007 00:48:24,875 --> 00:48:29,208 And, uh, with that, let me take you on a journey of umami. 1008 00:48:29,291 --> 00:48:33,000 -[girls] Ooh. -[crowd applauds and cheers] 1009 00:48:33,083 --> 00:48:34,625 -Hey. -Hey. 1010 00:48:36,541 --> 00:48:37,500 You look great. 1011 00:48:38,208 --> 00:48:39,375 Thanks. 1012 00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:41,125 You, uh, clean up well yourself. 1013 00:48:41,208 --> 00:48:42,958 Oh. I know. 1014 00:48:43,750 --> 00:48:47,416 I am so proud of you. This is gonna be the best night ever. 1015 00:48:51,958 --> 00:48:54,333 -[woman] Who wants dessert? -[boy] I'm ready for dessert. 1016 00:48:58,625 --> 00:48:59,666 [Russ slurps] 1017 00:49:01,833 --> 00:49:02,791 [Russ] Hmm. 1018 00:49:04,083 --> 00:49:05,375 Is everything okay? 1019 00:49:05,458 --> 00:49:06,625 Yeah, no. I'm fine. 1020 00:49:11,375 --> 00:49:12,583 [phone chimes] 1021 00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:18,958 -Uh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. -[Russ] Mm-hmm. 1022 00:49:22,583 --> 00:49:23,458 [Drea] Eleanor? 1023 00:49:25,083 --> 00:49:26,458 It's not working! 1024 00:49:26,541 --> 00:49:30,458 It'll be fine, okay? Everyone devoured their cassoulet. It's gonna work. 1025 00:49:30,541 --> 00:49:31,458 [Montana laughs] 1026 00:49:31,541 --> 00:49:32,666 Shit. Shit. Shit. 1027 00:49:34,333 --> 00:49:36,458 [Meghan] Oh my God! Bitch, get up. 1028 00:49:36,541 --> 00:49:39,458 What is wrong with you? Get off the floor. It's so gross. 1029 00:49:39,541 --> 00:49:41,333 [Montana] Is anyone else feeling weird? 1030 00:49:41,416 --> 00:49:44,375 I feel floaty. I feel like a… like a little butterfly. 1031 00:49:44,458 --> 00:49:47,041 Oh no. 1032 00:49:47,125 --> 00:49:50,250 -Please! -[Montana] My pupils are fucking massive. 1033 00:49:50,333 --> 00:49:52,333 -[Tara] Please! -My pupils are huge. 1034 00:49:52,416 --> 00:49:53,708 Can someone open up, please? 1035 00:49:53,791 --> 00:49:55,208 [in deep voice] Uh, I'm sorry. 1036 00:49:55,291 --> 00:49:57,458 Someone's in here. I don't feel well either. 1037 00:49:57,541 --> 00:49:58,625 [girl vomits] 1038 00:49:58,708 --> 00:50:01,041 [both scream] 1039 00:50:01,125 --> 00:50:03,083 Something's happening. 1040 00:50:03,166 --> 00:50:04,000 [retches] 1041 00:50:05,458 --> 00:50:06,625 Ew. 1042 00:50:07,208 --> 00:50:09,083 Do you go to school with us? 1043 00:50:09,166 --> 00:50:11,083 Oh my God. We're at school. 1044 00:50:11,166 --> 00:50:13,166 -[laughs] -["Kids in America" by Maude Latour plays] 1045 00:50:13,250 --> 00:50:15,291 ♪ Looking out a dirty old window… ♪ 1046 00:50:15,375 --> 00:50:17,583 [Tara] Oh my God. Let's get in the water. 1047 00:50:17,666 --> 00:50:18,791 [Meghan] Yeah! 1048 00:50:21,333 --> 00:50:25,625 ♪ I sit here alone And I wonder why ♪ 1049 00:50:25,708 --> 00:50:27,583 [all shouting and laughing] 1050 00:50:27,666 --> 00:50:30,625 ♪ Friday night, and everyone's moving ♪ 1051 00:50:30,708 --> 00:50:34,833 ♪ I can feel the heat But it's soothing, heading down ♪ 1052 00:50:34,916 --> 00:50:36,000 It's levitating! 1053 00:50:36,083 --> 00:50:40,458 ♪ I search for the beat In this dirty town… ♪ 1054 00:50:40,541 --> 00:50:42,500 [girls] Light as a feather, stiff as a board. 1055 00:50:42,583 --> 00:50:45,583 Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Light as a feather, stiff as a board. 1056 00:50:45,666 --> 00:50:47,541 Light as a feather, stiff as a board. 1057 00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:51,000 ♪ We're the kids in America ♪ 1058 00:50:51,083 --> 00:50:54,333 ♪ Everybody live for the music-go-round ♪ 1059 00:50:54,416 --> 00:50:57,041 [echoes] ♪ Round… ♪ 1060 00:50:59,791 --> 00:51:01,791 Russ, I think we've been drugged. 1061 00:51:02,333 --> 00:51:04,208 -Nah. -No, we vibin', 'Rissa. 1062 00:51:04,291 --> 00:51:06,208 Why can't you just come get me? 1063 00:51:06,291 --> 00:51:09,708 Mom, please just come get me! I don't want to be here! 1064 00:51:09,791 --> 00:51:14,083 [Max] No, no, no, they can't get Max. They can't. Don't. 1065 00:51:14,166 --> 00:51:16,500 -[Eleanor] Max? -[Max] No. You're a beautiful boy. 1066 00:51:16,583 --> 00:51:17,541 Hey, Max. 1067 00:51:17,625 --> 00:51:20,000 [whispers] No. No, no, no. Don't let in the spiders. 1068 00:51:20,083 --> 00:51:22,583 Oh my God. There are spiders all over your phone. 1069 00:51:22,666 --> 00:51:23,541 [Max screams] 1070 00:51:26,958 --> 00:51:28,416 [Max groans] 1071 00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:31,000 [echoes] ♪ Round ♪ 1072 00:51:31,083 --> 00:51:33,958 ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪ 1073 00:51:34,041 --> 00:51:36,500 ♪ La-la-la-la ♪ 1074 00:51:36,583 --> 00:51:39,208 ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la… ♪ 1075 00:51:39,291 --> 00:51:42,083 -[gasps] -Hello there, my little tech whiz. 1076 00:51:43,041 --> 00:51:46,333 I see you have Max's phone. Is the download complete? 1077 00:51:46,416 --> 00:51:48,166 It's processing, revenge mommy. 1078 00:51:48,833 --> 00:51:50,500 [sighs] Very good. 1079 00:51:50,583 --> 00:51:53,833 -♪ Oh, don't try to stop, baby ♪ -[sighs] 1080 00:51:53,916 --> 00:51:55,625 ♪ Hold me tight… ♪ 1081 00:51:55,708 --> 00:51:56,625 There she is. 1082 00:51:57,958 --> 00:51:59,250 My hero. 1083 00:52:00,416 --> 00:52:03,625 ♪ Outside suburbia's Sprawling everywhere… ♪ 1084 00:52:03,708 --> 00:52:08,500 Oh my God. Is the headmaster going to the greenhouse? 1085 00:52:09,916 --> 00:52:11,833 I anonymously tipped her off. 1086 00:52:12,833 --> 00:52:14,916 It's called double assurance, sweetie. 1087 00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:16,291 [whispers] Look it up. 1088 00:52:17,916 --> 00:52:21,833 ♪ Everybody live for the music-go-round ♪ 1089 00:52:21,916 --> 00:52:23,583 Are you on mushrooms? 1090 00:52:23,666 --> 00:52:26,541 -[laughs] -♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪ 1091 00:52:26,625 --> 00:52:29,125 ♪ La-la-la-la… ♪ 1092 00:52:29,208 --> 00:52:30,291 Maybe. 1093 00:52:31,416 --> 00:52:32,375 Are you? 1094 00:52:32,458 --> 00:52:33,791 ♪ La-la-la-la… ♪ 1095 00:52:33,875 --> 00:52:34,708 Yeah. 1096 00:52:34,791 --> 00:52:36,541 [both laugh] 1097 00:52:36,625 --> 00:52:38,458 -♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪ -♪ We're the kids ♪ 1098 00:52:38,541 --> 00:52:41,041 -♪ La-la-la-la ♪ -♪ We're the kids in America ♪ 1099 00:52:41,125 --> 00:52:44,083 -♪ We're the kids, we're the kids ♪ -♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪ 1100 00:52:44,166 --> 00:52:47,041 -♪ La-la-la-la ♪ -♪ We're the kids in America ♪ 1101 00:52:47,125 --> 00:52:50,291 -♪ We're the kids, we're the kids ♪ -♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪ 1102 00:52:50,375 --> 00:52:52,083 ♪ We're the kids in America… ♪ 1103 00:52:52,166 --> 00:52:53,583 One down. 1104 00:52:55,083 --> 00:52:56,083 One to go. 1105 00:52:56,166 --> 00:52:58,375 ♪ We're the kids in America ♪ 1106 00:53:00,291 --> 00:53:01,291 Do you feel amazing? 1107 00:53:01,875 --> 00:53:02,916 Incredible. 1108 00:53:04,208 --> 00:53:05,333 I know it's bad, 1109 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,791 but watching them escort Carissa away was, like, 1110 00:53:10,375 --> 00:53:12,041 one of the best moments of my life. 1111 00:53:12,125 --> 00:53:13,458 [laughs] 1112 00:53:13,541 --> 00:53:15,833 Yeah, the Glennergy really leapt out. 1113 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:20,875 Thank you. 1114 00:53:25,375 --> 00:53:26,541 Your house is, like… 1115 00:53:26,625 --> 00:53:29,000 [inhales] …really cozy. 1116 00:53:29,083 --> 00:53:31,666 "Cozy" is just a nice way of saying "small." 1117 00:53:32,833 --> 00:53:34,666 No, I… I really didn't mean it like that. 1118 00:53:34,750 --> 00:53:36,458 No, I know. I'm sorry. 1119 00:53:37,291 --> 00:53:38,541 I know you didn't. 1120 00:53:38,625 --> 00:53:40,333 I just used to be so afraid 1121 00:53:40,416 --> 00:53:43,041 of Tara and them finding out this is where I lived. 1122 00:53:44,708 --> 00:53:47,583 Isn't that twisted? They were my best friends. 1123 00:53:47,666 --> 00:53:50,708 Yeah, but your instincts were right. 1124 00:53:50,791 --> 00:53:51,666 [Drea] I guess. 1125 00:53:52,166 --> 00:53:55,666 Speaking of, I'm ready to see those texts. 1126 00:53:55,750 --> 00:53:56,875 You sure? 1127 00:53:58,208 --> 00:53:59,125 [whispers] Okay. 1128 00:54:00,625 --> 00:54:01,625 [whispers] Let's go. 1129 00:54:06,208 --> 00:54:07,166 [Eleanor exhales] 1130 00:54:08,625 --> 00:54:10,541 [Eleanor] All right. Come over here. 1131 00:54:11,125 --> 00:54:12,041 [sighs] 1132 00:54:15,166 --> 00:54:18,041 [sad music plays] 1133 00:54:18,125 --> 00:54:21,291 Oh my God. He's cheating with half the girls at Rosehill. 1134 00:54:22,791 --> 00:54:25,791 There are messages here from a girl in every clique. 1135 00:54:27,208 --> 00:54:28,541 Goes back years. 1136 00:54:33,583 --> 00:54:34,875 -Sorry. -[laptop closes] 1137 00:54:36,541 --> 00:54:37,958 Are you okay? 1138 00:54:38,041 --> 00:54:38,875 Yeah. 1139 00:54:39,666 --> 00:54:41,125 Yeah. No, I mean… 1140 00:54:41,708 --> 00:54:42,791 [Drea sniffles] 1141 00:54:42,875 --> 00:54:47,041 …Max is a lying garbage rat, so no surprise he was a cheater too. 1142 00:54:49,791 --> 00:54:54,541 If we expose those texts, everyone will know he did this to you. 1143 00:54:55,041 --> 00:54:56,416 [Drea] Good. He'll look even worse. 1144 00:54:57,250 --> 00:55:00,875 We should do it on Valentine's Day. Really go for the drama. 1145 00:55:13,916 --> 00:55:15,666 You know you don't have to be brave with me. 1146 00:55:17,875 --> 00:55:18,916 This sucks. 1147 00:55:20,083 --> 00:55:21,333 It's allowed to suck. 1148 00:55:29,625 --> 00:55:30,500 Yeah. 1149 00:55:32,666 --> 00:55:33,916 Fine. [scoffs] 1150 00:55:37,333 --> 00:55:38,250 It sucks. 1151 00:55:40,750 --> 00:55:41,625 [Drea sniffles] 1152 00:55:42,208 --> 00:55:43,541 It really sucks. 1153 00:55:49,583 --> 00:55:50,500 [sniffles] 1154 00:55:52,333 --> 00:55:54,166 Do you think I'll feel better? 1155 00:55:56,041 --> 00:55:57,041 What do you mean? 1156 00:55:58,333 --> 00:56:00,666 [inhales] I'm just so angry all the time. 1157 00:56:04,333 --> 00:56:05,250 [sighs] 1158 00:56:06,500 --> 00:56:08,375 There's this knot in my chest… 1159 00:56:10,458 --> 00:56:15,250 and the Max stuff made it worse, but… it's always been there. 1160 00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:20,958 And every day, I feel it getting tighter and stronger. 1161 00:56:23,250 --> 00:56:25,541 And I feel like it's choking me. [exhales] 1162 00:56:27,958 --> 00:56:31,000 Sometimes it just hurts to exist, you know? 1163 00:56:33,750 --> 00:56:35,958 I just wanna feel normal again. 1164 00:56:37,250 --> 00:56:38,083 Yeah. 1165 00:56:39,375 --> 00:56:41,083 I know exactly what you mean. 1166 00:56:44,666 --> 00:56:45,541 Come here. 1167 00:56:59,833 --> 00:57:02,250 I like you, Eleanor. [sniffs] 1168 00:57:04,750 --> 00:57:06,125 You're just like me. 1169 00:57:09,833 --> 00:57:10,791 Yeah. 1170 00:57:12,208 --> 00:57:13,083 I am. 1171 00:57:21,791 --> 00:57:22,666 Move. 1172 00:57:23,875 --> 00:57:24,750 Further. 1173 00:57:25,416 --> 00:57:26,250 Further. 1174 00:57:27,333 --> 00:57:29,083 -Thank you. -[clears throat] Okay, ready? 1175 00:57:29,166 --> 00:57:30,125 Go, go. 1176 00:57:30,208 --> 00:57:32,833 [xylophone music plays] 1177 00:57:32,916 --> 00:57:36,916 Good morning, Rosehill students. 1178 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,541 Love is certainly in the air 1179 00:57:38,625 --> 00:57:40,833 with Valentine's Day right around the corner. 1180 00:57:40,916 --> 00:57:43,750 Today, I'm joined by Meghan Perez, 1181 00:57:43,833 --> 00:57:48,416 two-time National Scholastic Press Association Award winner 1182 00:57:48,500 --> 00:57:50,333 and editor of The Thorn. 1183 00:57:50,416 --> 00:57:53,208 Thank you so much, Meghan, for joining us today. 1184 00:57:53,291 --> 00:57:55,041 The pleasure is all mine, Tara. 1185 00:57:55,125 --> 00:57:56,291 [both laugh] 1186 00:57:56,375 --> 00:57:59,750 I am so happy we get to talk about the profile you're running 1187 00:57:59,833 --> 00:58:00,916 in today's Thorn. 1188 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:04,041 [Meghan] Last year's public assault sent a shockwave through the campus. 1189 00:58:04,125 --> 00:58:08,416 And as a journalist, it felt like such a ripe space for closer exploration. 1190 00:58:08,500 --> 00:58:13,708 When I approached Max about this piece, I wasn't sure how he would feel about it. 1191 00:58:13,791 --> 00:58:16,875 But he was so game to get his side of the story out there. 1192 00:58:17,458 --> 00:58:20,125 [Tara] I am constantly blown away by his strength. 1193 00:58:20,208 --> 00:58:23,208 [Meghan] I know. He was so vulnerable, so honest. 1194 00:58:23,291 --> 00:58:26,583 [Tara] Well, I can't wait for everyone to read this thought-provoking piece. 1195 00:58:33,375 --> 00:58:34,791 Hey. Hey, hey. 1196 00:58:36,875 --> 00:58:37,875 What's up? 1197 00:58:38,625 --> 00:58:39,541 You okay? 1198 00:58:39,625 --> 00:58:41,458 [scoffs] 1199 00:58:41,541 --> 00:58:43,166 No, not really. 1200 00:58:43,666 --> 00:58:46,375 Uh, look, I'm having a pretty shit morning myself, 1201 00:58:46,458 --> 00:58:48,833 and I was contemplating ditching. 1202 00:58:49,750 --> 00:58:51,583 Would be a lot more fun if I had a mate. 1203 00:58:53,500 --> 00:58:54,541 A mate? 1204 00:58:54,625 --> 00:58:57,000 Yeah. Was gonna go for a joyride. 1205 00:58:59,458 --> 00:59:01,791 [upbeat music plays] 1206 00:59:02,583 --> 00:59:03,416 Let's roll. 1207 00:59:23,083 --> 00:59:24,916 What? [gasps] 1208 00:59:25,708 --> 00:59:26,541 Russ. 1209 00:59:27,375 --> 00:59:28,625 What is this place? 1210 00:59:29,208 --> 00:59:31,625 My dad bought this warehouse a couple of years ago 1211 00:59:31,708 --> 00:59:34,875 and then decided he didn't want it, so he just left it with me. 1212 00:59:36,583 --> 00:59:40,458 Wait. So, this entire warehouse belongs to you? 1213 00:59:41,666 --> 00:59:43,291 It's an artist collective. 1214 00:59:43,375 --> 00:59:44,291 Artist? 1215 00:59:45,958 --> 00:59:47,291 I didn't know you were an artist. 1216 00:59:47,375 --> 00:59:51,708 Sure, well, you don't tend to ask many people questions about themselves. 1217 00:59:51,791 --> 00:59:52,875 Okay, rude. 1218 00:59:54,666 --> 00:59:55,916 But fair. 1219 01:00:05,333 --> 01:00:08,000 So, what are we doing here? 1220 01:00:09,041 --> 01:00:13,208 So a couple of years ago, when my parents were getting divorced, 1221 01:00:13,291 --> 01:00:17,291 I… felt like I was caught in between the whole thing, 1222 01:00:17,375 --> 01:00:20,250 and… I was just really angry. 1223 01:00:20,333 --> 01:00:24,750 But I found that throwing paint at these canvases 1224 01:00:24,833 --> 01:00:26,750 really helped me channel my rage. 1225 01:00:27,250 --> 01:00:30,958 I've been coming here a lot since… Carissa got expelled. 1226 01:00:31,041 --> 01:00:33,208 It's been really tough for me without her. 1227 01:00:33,291 --> 01:00:37,208 And I thought, with everything you've been through, 1228 01:00:37,291 --> 01:00:38,625 maybe it could help you too. 1229 01:00:38,708 --> 01:00:40,958 I know this year hasn't been easy for you either. 1230 01:00:42,750 --> 01:00:45,250 ["Pretend" by Juliana Madrid plays] 1231 01:00:45,333 --> 01:00:46,916 -[laughs] -[gasps] 1232 01:00:48,541 --> 01:00:49,375 Oh, you're dead. 1233 01:00:50,291 --> 01:00:51,208 [Drea laughs] 1234 01:00:51,291 --> 01:00:53,708 -Oh! Murder you! -No, no, no. [screams] 1235 01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:56,125 Russ! 1236 01:00:59,750 --> 01:01:03,583 ♪ I was standing on my own ♪ 1237 01:01:05,083 --> 01:01:08,791 ♪ Then I got lost in your face ♪ 1238 01:01:08,875 --> 01:01:10,666 Okay, okay. Let's make… 1239 01:01:10,750 --> 01:01:14,666 ♪ Even though it's not My particular taste ♪ 1240 01:01:15,875 --> 01:01:18,541 ♪ Well, I figured if I go ♪ 1241 01:01:18,625 --> 01:01:21,000 ♪ I'll catch a ride with her, you know ♪ 1242 01:01:21,083 --> 01:01:23,875 ♪ I get us out, I'll get us in ♪ 1243 01:01:23,958 --> 01:01:26,416 ♪ Don't worry, I'll play pretend ♪ 1244 01:01:26,500 --> 01:01:27,458 [Drea screams] 1245 01:01:29,791 --> 01:01:32,916 ♪ Missionary is our ride ♪ 1246 01:01:35,333 --> 01:01:38,333 ♪ Don't be scared, it's just tonight ♪ 1247 01:01:40,791 --> 01:01:44,041 ♪ I figured Mary's got a ride ♪ 1248 01:01:46,208 --> 01:01:51,625 ♪ To the place we're going now, now ♪ 1249 01:01:51,708 --> 01:01:58,250 ♪ Don't be scared, it's just tonight ♪ 1250 01:01:58,333 --> 01:02:00,666 ["Pretend" by Juliana Madrid ends] 1251 01:02:00,750 --> 01:02:02,166 How're you feeling? 1252 01:02:02,250 --> 01:02:04,041 Much better. Thank you. 1253 01:02:04,750 --> 01:02:07,458 High school is stupid, and I look forward to being done with it. 1254 01:02:07,541 --> 01:02:09,625 [scoffs] Yeah, I feel you. 1255 01:02:10,583 --> 01:02:13,125 [sighs] So, what are your plans? 1256 01:02:14,208 --> 01:02:15,916 Yale then Harvard Law. 1257 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,166 [both laugh] 1258 01:02:18,250 --> 01:02:19,541 That's a rough combo. 1259 01:02:20,166 --> 01:02:21,500 Oh, so you're a socialist? 1260 01:02:21,583 --> 01:02:23,791 All I'm saying is, don't equate your worth 1261 01:02:23,875 --> 01:02:26,041 to some archaic idea of what the best means. 1262 01:02:27,375 --> 01:02:31,916 Hey, um, can I say something that might make you very uncomfortable? 1263 01:02:32,916 --> 01:02:34,833 I guess you have to now. 1264 01:02:37,416 --> 01:02:38,958 I just want to say I'm sorry. 1265 01:02:39,833 --> 01:02:41,416 About what happened with Max. 1266 01:02:43,041 --> 01:02:43,916 Thank you. 1267 01:02:46,625 --> 01:02:48,041 It really means a lot. 1268 01:02:57,416 --> 01:02:58,541 You good? 1269 01:02:59,125 --> 01:03:00,041 Yeah. 1270 01:03:03,708 --> 01:03:07,333 -[Drea panting] -[mischievous music plays] 1271 01:03:07,416 --> 01:03:10,666 [man] And now, the founder of the Cis Hetero Men 1272 01:03:10,750 --> 01:03:15,375 Championing Female-Identifying Students League, Max Broussard. 1273 01:03:15,458 --> 01:03:16,291 [crowd cheers] 1274 01:03:19,166 --> 01:03:22,708 [screams] 1275 01:03:25,333 --> 01:03:26,958 [Max] Thank you. Thank you. 1276 01:03:27,041 --> 01:03:28,416 -Love you! -Yeah, baby. 1277 01:03:28,500 --> 01:03:29,500 [Max] Thank you, guys. 1278 01:03:29,583 --> 01:03:30,916 [laughs] 1279 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:36,041 So, we in the League, we've been trying to put our heads together 1280 01:03:36,125 --> 01:03:38,750 to figure out a way to show all of you ladies at the school 1281 01:03:39,458 --> 01:03:40,625 how much you mean to us 1282 01:03:40,708 --> 01:03:43,333 and, more importantly, how much we respect you. 1283 01:03:43,416 --> 01:03:44,250 [coughs] 1284 01:03:44,333 --> 01:03:46,791 Come on. Let's give it for respecting women! 1285 01:03:46,875 --> 01:03:48,125 [crowd cheers] 1286 01:03:48,791 --> 01:03:50,458 [coughs] Sorry. 1287 01:03:51,291 --> 01:03:56,500 Now, as we all know, Valentine's Day is inherently patriarchal. 1288 01:03:56,583 --> 01:04:01,458 It is heteronormative, and, honestly, it's kind of isolating, 1289 01:04:01,541 --> 01:04:04,458 because you shouldn't have to have a special someone in your life 1290 01:04:04,541 --> 01:04:05,375 to feel included. 1291 01:04:05,458 --> 01:04:09,791 In fact, the most special someone in your life is you. 1292 01:04:09,875 --> 01:04:10,916 [crowd] Aw. 1293 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:12,166 -[girl 1] Gag me! -[Max] So… 1294 01:04:12,958 --> 01:04:14,208 We thought, 1295 01:04:14,916 --> 01:04:20,666 "Why not take back this day and make it all about loving ourselves?" 1296 01:04:21,750 --> 01:04:24,666 -And… and, uh… -[phones chime] 1297 01:04:24,750 --> 01:04:26,000 So, we have… 1298 01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:30,333 -And, uh… -[girls talking indistinctly] 1299 01:04:30,416 --> 01:04:31,875 [girl 2] Oh my God, his texts! 1300 01:04:31,958 --> 01:04:33,208 [girl 3] Are you kidding me? 1301 01:04:33,291 --> 01:04:34,458 What's going on? 1302 01:04:34,541 --> 01:04:35,833 [girl 3] You're terrible. 1303 01:04:37,583 --> 01:04:38,875 Did you see this? 1304 01:04:39,375 --> 01:04:42,458 I'm shocked! This is shocking news! 1305 01:04:42,541 --> 01:04:44,958 [girls talking indistinctly] 1306 01:04:45,708 --> 01:04:46,583 What's going on? 1307 01:04:48,500 --> 01:04:50,166 [Drea] What an asshole, right? 1308 01:04:50,250 --> 01:04:51,333 [girl 4] Oh my God. 1309 01:04:53,166 --> 01:04:54,375 Oh my God. Cover me. 1310 01:04:54,458 --> 01:04:56,208 Shocking! I'm shocked! 1311 01:04:56,291 --> 01:04:57,500 [Tara] Cover me now. 1312 01:04:57,583 --> 01:04:59,333 Feminist, my ass, you know? 1313 01:04:59,916 --> 01:05:01,041 -[Tara] Higher. -Let's go. 1314 01:05:01,125 --> 01:05:01,958 [Tara] Higher. 1315 01:05:04,250 --> 01:05:05,708 [girl 3] It's gonna be okay. 1316 01:05:06,333 --> 01:05:08,375 [Tara] Cover me. Go! Go faster! 1317 01:05:08,458 --> 01:05:11,416 ["Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger plays] 1318 01:05:11,500 --> 01:05:13,916 ♪ …who salutes, but no one ever does… ♪ 1319 01:05:15,500 --> 01:05:17,750 We're casting spells tonight, bitches. 1320 01:05:17,833 --> 01:05:20,791 Here's what I heard went down. One of his side pieces blasted him. 1321 01:05:20,875 --> 01:05:23,750 She found out he wasn't just keeping her a secret. Mm-mm. 1322 01:05:23,833 --> 01:05:25,500 He's banging a girl in every clique. 1323 01:05:25,583 --> 01:05:27,250 Guess Max's allyship was an act. 1324 01:05:27,333 --> 01:05:28,333 Ban men! 1325 01:05:28,416 --> 01:05:29,708 Hey, rip 'em up, ladies. 1326 01:05:29,791 --> 01:05:31,375 Get out of the way! 1327 01:05:31,458 --> 01:05:34,166 [girl shouting indistinctly] 1328 01:05:37,125 --> 01:05:38,625 [boy shouting indistinctly] 1329 01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:46,333 No, we're in the library. 1330 01:05:46,416 --> 01:05:48,500 This is bad for us both. How do we spin this? 1331 01:05:48,583 --> 01:05:50,958 No, no, no, no. Max is in his safe space. Yeah. 1332 01:05:51,041 --> 01:05:52,541 [Max] Please make this go away. 1333 01:05:52,625 --> 01:05:54,458 [Tara] Baby, I'm on with my dad's strategist. 1334 01:05:54,541 --> 01:05:56,833 Maximus, you okay? 1335 01:05:56,916 --> 01:05:58,375 [Max] Fix it, please. 1336 01:05:59,125 --> 01:06:02,916 Oh my God. Yes, that's genius. Thank you so much. 1337 01:06:03,583 --> 01:06:05,625 Okay, guys, here's the plan. 1338 01:06:05,708 --> 01:06:08,208 Tara and Max are ethically nonmonogamous. 1339 01:06:09,208 --> 01:06:10,125 They're poly. 1340 01:06:10,625 --> 01:06:14,041 Honestly, y'all, it's kind of wack to bind yourself to some old-school ideas 1341 01:06:14,125 --> 01:06:16,625 of what we think relationships should look like. 1342 01:06:16,708 --> 01:06:18,958 Y'all, we're young. We're fluid. 1343 01:06:19,041 --> 01:06:22,083 -We should be out there eating ass, dawg. -Yeah. 1344 01:06:22,166 --> 01:06:24,083 It's actually super progressive of them 1345 01:06:24,166 --> 01:06:26,500 to transcend heteronormative structures, you know? 1346 01:06:26,583 --> 01:06:29,000 This is America. We finna eat any ass we want, y'all. 1347 01:06:29,083 --> 01:06:31,000 Get in there and eat that ass is what I'm saying. 1348 01:06:31,083 --> 01:06:35,333 Also, if they're open, then that means… 1349 01:06:36,208 --> 01:06:38,458 [inhales sharply] …I have a shot with Max! 1350 01:06:38,541 --> 01:06:40,791 -[both] I have a shot with Max! -I have a shot with Max? 1351 01:06:40,875 --> 01:06:42,083 I have a shot with Max. 1352 01:06:42,166 --> 01:06:43,541 I have a shot with Max. 1353 01:06:44,333 --> 01:06:45,208 Bitch. 1354 01:06:45,291 --> 01:06:46,708 I have a shot with Max! 1355 01:06:46,791 --> 01:06:47,625 [babbling] 1356 01:06:49,708 --> 01:06:51,750 [girl] He's actually more progressive than I thought. 1357 01:06:51,833 --> 01:06:53,750 [boy] I never doubted him, not for a second. 1358 01:06:54,916 --> 01:06:55,916 Drea. 1359 01:06:56,583 --> 01:06:59,000 The headmaster wants to see you in her office. 1360 01:07:00,708 --> 01:07:02,541 Okay, I'll be right there. 1361 01:07:06,541 --> 01:07:08,666 -Fuck. -["Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger ends] 1362 01:07:10,625 --> 01:07:11,625 [shears clipping] 1363 01:07:23,500 --> 01:07:26,333 [sighs] It's been quite an interesting day. 1364 01:07:27,958 --> 01:07:31,208 You know, I pride myself on having this uncanny ability 1365 01:07:31,291 --> 01:07:33,583 to spot and nurture talent. 1366 01:07:34,250 --> 01:07:39,041 Well, maybe not directly nurture, but you know, I can see it, 1367 01:07:39,875 --> 01:07:41,791 and then I delegate the nurturing. 1368 01:07:42,958 --> 01:07:47,458 When I read your application essay, I thought, "This girl is the future." 1369 01:07:48,583 --> 01:07:50,000 "This girl is special." 1370 01:07:52,041 --> 01:07:53,208 I hate being wrong. 1371 01:07:54,666 --> 01:07:55,750 You weren't wrong. 1372 01:07:58,458 --> 01:08:00,041 [inhales] 1373 01:08:00,125 --> 01:08:03,625 I only trim my bonsai when I'm especially vexed. 1374 01:08:04,875 --> 01:08:07,083 Poor thing has seen a lot of action this year 1375 01:08:07,166 --> 01:08:09,166 due, in large part, to you. 1376 01:08:10,250 --> 01:08:11,791 She's gonna be bald soon. 1377 01:08:13,666 --> 01:08:16,750 I just got off a rather distressing call with Jessica Cron, 1378 01:08:16,833 --> 01:08:18,166 head of admissions for Yale. 1379 01:08:18,250 --> 01:08:19,750 Oh, this is about Yale? 1380 01:08:20,833 --> 01:08:22,208 What else would it be about? 1381 01:08:23,083 --> 01:08:24,458 Nothing. I… [chuckles] 1382 01:08:26,291 --> 01:08:27,166 Wait. 1383 01:08:29,458 --> 01:08:30,625 Did Yale reject me? 1384 01:08:31,500 --> 01:08:32,916 I tried to turn her. 1385 01:08:33,791 --> 01:08:37,833 But your grades have slipped, your extracurricular is nonexistent, 1386 01:08:37,916 --> 01:08:40,166 and the icing on this unsavory cake, 1387 01:08:40,250 --> 01:08:43,875 someone sent her the Thorn piece detailing your assault on Mr. Broussard. 1388 01:08:44,458 --> 01:08:45,708 It's quite the trifecta. 1389 01:08:45,791 --> 01:08:48,708 No, no, no. It's not even April yet. Like, I… 1390 01:08:49,666 --> 01:08:53,416 I can turn this around. I just… This year is… I've been distracted-- 1391 01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:57,041 Whatever you've been distracted with, I hope it's worth your future. 1392 01:08:57,541 --> 01:08:59,000 Because that's what it cost you. 1393 01:08:59,708 --> 01:09:02,041 [tense music plays] 1394 01:09:02,125 --> 01:09:03,375 Can I please be excused? 1395 01:09:03,458 --> 01:09:04,708 Yup. 1396 01:09:09,125 --> 01:09:11,500 [Drea] I felt violated all over again. 1397 01:09:12,208 --> 01:09:15,875 There was only one person sadistic enough to send that article. 1398 01:09:16,375 --> 01:09:19,583 It was clear. Max was hunting me for sport. 1399 01:09:21,541 --> 01:09:24,833 Yale was the only thing keeping me from going for his throat, 1400 01:09:24,916 --> 01:09:26,541 but it was open season now. 1401 01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:30,916 I had nothing holding me back, 1402 01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,541 and I was prepared to burn it all to the ground. 1403 01:09:33,625 --> 01:09:36,541 [thunder rumbling] 1404 01:09:38,125 --> 01:09:40,250 -[door opens] -[footsteps approaching] 1405 01:09:40,333 --> 01:09:42,791 [Eleanor] Oh my God. I'm so sorry. We can try again. 1406 01:09:42,875 --> 01:09:43,958 Yale rejected me. 1407 01:09:45,833 --> 01:09:48,708 -[sighs] -No, no, no. Don't do that. Don't pity me. 1408 01:09:48,791 --> 01:09:50,458 And definitely don't touch me. 1409 01:09:51,458 --> 01:09:52,916 -God. -[sighs] 1410 01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:54,791 It's not just Max. It's all of them, 1411 01:09:54,875 --> 01:09:57,458 Tara, Meghan, Montana, Elliot. 1412 01:09:57,541 --> 01:10:00,500 Every one of those trust-fund fucks who I used to be friends with, 1413 01:10:00,583 --> 01:10:03,666 they just stood by while Max ruined my life. 1414 01:10:03,750 --> 01:10:05,625 I've lost everything, Eleanor. 1415 01:10:06,750 --> 01:10:07,958 Fucking everything! 1416 01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:11,750 What are you saying? [exhales] You want to go after all of them? 1417 01:10:15,208 --> 01:10:17,208 [chuckles] Yes. 1418 01:10:17,708 --> 01:10:19,875 Yes, that is exactly what I'm saying. 1419 01:10:20,541 --> 01:10:23,250 They need to feel the consequences of what they did to me. 1420 01:10:23,333 --> 01:10:25,416 Taking away my social status, that's one thing. 1421 01:10:25,500 --> 01:10:26,875 But taking away Yale? 1422 01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:30,500 Oh. They have to pay. 1423 01:10:32,041 --> 01:10:34,875 All of them. [laughs] 1424 01:10:34,958 --> 01:10:36,333 -Fuck. -So, um… 1425 01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:39,291 What do you wanna do? 1426 01:10:40,125 --> 01:10:42,375 Please tell me you got into at least one Ivy. 1427 01:10:44,583 --> 01:10:46,541 [in singsong] Brown and Columbia, bitches. 1428 01:10:47,125 --> 01:10:48,000 Should we tell her? 1429 01:10:48,083 --> 01:10:48,916 Tell me what? 1430 01:10:49,750 --> 01:10:51,875 Every year, there's this epic party. 1431 01:10:51,958 --> 01:10:53,375 It's called the Admissions Party. 1432 01:10:53,458 --> 01:10:55,125 A night of pure debauchery. 1433 01:10:55,208 --> 01:10:57,291 No social media. No phones. 1434 01:10:57,375 --> 01:11:01,000 Cell phones are surrendered at the entrance from sundown to sunup. 1435 01:11:01,083 --> 01:11:03,333 It's all-out madness. 1436 01:11:03,416 --> 01:11:05,041 It's a Rosehill senior tradition. 1437 01:11:05,125 --> 01:11:08,875 And the only way in is your Ivy acceptance letter. 1438 01:11:08,958 --> 01:11:12,625 You're going to expose each one of those duplicitous assholes 1439 01:11:13,125 --> 01:11:14,666 and destroy their futures. 1440 01:11:14,750 --> 01:11:16,666 -[laughs] -What about Max? 1441 01:11:16,750 --> 01:11:18,750 [inhales, exhales] 1442 01:11:19,458 --> 01:11:22,166 -We're gonna kill him. -[thunder rumbling] 1443 01:11:22,250 --> 01:11:23,125 You're not serious? 1444 01:11:23,708 --> 01:11:25,416 -No, I'm not fucking serious. -[sighs] 1445 01:11:26,333 --> 01:11:27,458 But Max is mine. 1446 01:11:28,083 --> 01:11:30,291 I'm gonna get him to admit once and for all 1447 01:11:30,375 --> 01:11:31,833 that he leaked that video. 1448 01:11:31,916 --> 01:11:34,041 Something he can't spin his way out of. 1449 01:11:35,250 --> 01:11:37,291 What do you say, pal? Hmm? 1450 01:11:37,791 --> 01:11:39,041 Ready to take them down? 1451 01:11:40,791 --> 01:11:41,625 I'm in. 1452 01:11:43,375 --> 01:11:46,000 [Eleanor] Spoiler alert, Drea snapped. 1453 01:11:46,625 --> 01:11:50,166 When she lost Yale, a dark cloud settled over our friendship. 1454 01:11:50,666 --> 01:11:54,000 She only cared about one thing, revenge. 1455 01:11:56,958 --> 01:11:58,416 -[gasps] -Where's the party happening? 1456 01:11:58,500 --> 01:11:59,625 Max rented a house. 1457 01:11:59,708 --> 01:12:01,250 -I don't have the address yet. -Bro. 1458 01:12:01,333 --> 01:12:04,375 My birthday is tomorrow. Do you wanna maybe do something together? 1459 01:12:04,458 --> 01:12:06,000 Yeah, sure. Get the address. 1460 01:12:07,625 --> 01:12:10,333 ♪ Sun down, and I'm feeling lifted… ♪ 1461 01:12:10,416 --> 01:12:12,541 I'm really glad you were down to hang. 1462 01:12:13,208 --> 01:12:16,416 -You have quite the social calendar. -[Eleanor] Yeah, it's been a weird year. 1463 01:12:16,500 --> 01:12:19,625 ♪ …silk dress dancing in the wind… ♪ 1464 01:12:20,333 --> 01:12:22,750 Hey, are you okay? What's going on? 1465 01:12:22,833 --> 01:12:25,750 I feel like I'm being eaten alive from the inside, actually. 1466 01:12:25,833 --> 01:12:27,750 ♪ Life's so fun, life's so fun… ♪ 1467 01:12:27,833 --> 01:12:31,208 You ever look around and just think, "How did I get here?" 1468 01:12:31,791 --> 01:12:33,583 Yeah. All the time. 1469 01:12:34,166 --> 01:12:36,208 You run with a pretty intense crowd these days. 1470 01:12:36,291 --> 01:12:39,000 [Eleanor] It's as surprising to me as it is to you. 1471 01:12:40,458 --> 01:12:42,958 You've also had quite the change this year. 1472 01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,166 -The new fits, blond hair. -Hmm. 1473 01:12:47,625 --> 01:12:49,375 It's rad. Don't get me wrong. 1474 01:12:50,375 --> 01:12:53,458 But I'm still here for the Eleanor I met on the first day of school. 1475 01:12:54,708 --> 01:12:56,541 I think she's really something. 1476 01:12:56,625 --> 01:13:00,125 [hesitates] I'm sorry. The old Eleanor can't come to the phone right now. 1477 01:13:00,208 --> 01:13:01,041 Why? 1478 01:13:01,583 --> 01:13:04,125 -'Cause she's dead. -♪ Inside of the CVS ♪ 1479 01:13:04,625 --> 01:13:06,375 ♪ When she turns… ♪ 1480 01:13:06,458 --> 01:13:09,708 Nah, but all this shit, it's just armor. 1481 01:13:10,500 --> 01:13:11,541 You know? 1482 01:13:11,625 --> 01:13:15,291 Like, here, mine is seeming incredibly secure of myself, 1483 01:13:15,375 --> 01:13:18,083 when, in reality, my whole I-don't-give-a-shit thing 1484 01:13:18,166 --> 01:13:21,291 is just a front so no one can tell I actually care so much. 1485 01:13:21,375 --> 01:13:22,375 Seriously. 1486 01:13:22,458 --> 01:13:24,666 ♪ Keeping it light like silk chiffon… ♪ 1487 01:13:24,750 --> 01:13:25,875 I really like you. 1488 01:13:25,958 --> 01:13:26,875 ♪ Life's so fun ♪ 1489 01:13:26,958 --> 01:13:29,208 ♪ Don't need to worry about no one ♪ 1490 01:13:29,291 --> 01:13:30,708 ♪ She said I got her… ♪ 1491 01:13:30,791 --> 01:13:32,458 I wanna tell you everything. 1492 01:13:32,958 --> 01:13:35,583 ♪ She's so soft like silk chiffon ♪ 1493 01:13:35,666 --> 01:13:37,000 I really like you too. 1494 01:13:37,083 --> 01:13:40,250 ♪ She's so soft like silk chiffon ♪ 1495 01:13:40,333 --> 01:13:41,708 ♪ Silk ♪ 1496 01:13:42,916 --> 01:13:44,375 ♪ Chiffon ♪ 1497 01:13:44,458 --> 01:13:46,791 ♪ That's how it feels ♪ 1498 01:13:46,875 --> 01:13:50,208 ♪ Oh, when she's on me ♪ 1499 01:13:50,958 --> 01:13:53,583 ["Silk Chiffon (Feat. Phoebe Bridgers)" by MUNA ends] 1500 01:13:55,291 --> 01:13:57,041 -[glass tinkling] -[male voice] Shh. 1501 01:14:00,958 --> 01:14:02,875 -[giggling in the distance] -[Eleanor] Drea? 1502 01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:08,416 Is there someone there? 1503 01:14:16,708 --> 01:14:19,125 [all scream] Surprise! 1504 01:14:19,208 --> 01:14:21,791 -Oh my fucking God! -[Max] Hey! 1505 01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:23,958 -Happy birthday! -Happy birthday! 1506 01:14:24,041 --> 01:14:25,625 -You scared me. -[Max] You all right? 1507 01:14:25,708 --> 01:14:27,583 -You gonna shank us? -Oh no. I wouldn't-- 1508 01:14:27,666 --> 01:14:29,041 This is my birthday party? 1509 01:14:29,125 --> 01:14:30,125 [Tara] Happy birthday. 1510 01:14:30,208 --> 01:14:32,083 -Here you go. -I can't believe you did this. 1511 01:14:32,166 --> 01:14:34,833 -You did this for me? -Of course. You're our friend. 1512 01:14:35,625 --> 01:14:37,416 [Eleanor] In a shocking twist of events, 1513 01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:41,375 it turns out everything I thought I hated was exactly what I always wanted. 1514 01:14:41,458 --> 01:14:44,333 Sure, this started as me infiltrating Max's group to help Drea. 1515 01:14:44,416 --> 01:14:47,416 But at this moment, I just felt like I was surrounded by my friends, 1516 01:14:47,500 --> 01:14:51,500 and all it took to get them was me trying to ruin their lives. 1517 01:14:52,166 --> 01:14:54,458 -Oh! Okay. -[Elliot] Show what you got. Pose it up! 1518 01:14:54,541 --> 01:14:56,583 -Yeah! -Come on. 1519 01:15:00,083 --> 01:15:02,750 [Drea] Eleanor was really pissing me off. 1520 01:15:02,833 --> 01:15:05,916 We made this plan. I helped her get what she wanted, 1521 01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:08,583 and now when it was my turn, she ghosted me? 1522 01:15:09,375 --> 01:15:11,666 -What's going on in that head of yours? -Hmm? 1523 01:15:11,750 --> 01:15:13,041 -Hmm? -Nothing. 1524 01:15:13,666 --> 01:15:14,666 Come here. 1525 01:15:16,875 --> 01:15:20,291 I just need a little distraction from all the stress. 1526 01:15:21,916 --> 01:15:22,791 [Russ] Okay. 1527 01:15:23,666 --> 01:15:24,625 I can do that. 1528 01:15:31,583 --> 01:15:32,750 [fake moans] 1529 01:15:34,166 --> 01:15:35,291 Fuck. 1530 01:15:36,083 --> 01:15:37,666 [fake moans] So good. 1531 01:15:38,375 --> 01:15:40,000 [fake moans] 1532 01:15:41,250 --> 01:15:43,375 [fake moaning loudly] 1533 01:15:43,458 --> 01:15:47,125 It's the birthday girl. We all having a good time. 1534 01:15:47,208 --> 01:15:50,125 [crowd cheers] 1535 01:15:50,208 --> 01:15:53,000 -I came. Let's go to a party. -["Bitter Bitch" by Helen plays] 1536 01:15:53,083 --> 01:15:56,291 -Never have I ever had a threesome. -♪ I've become a bitter bitch ♪ 1537 01:15:56,375 --> 01:15:59,625 ♪ But I don't mind… ♪ 1538 01:16:00,500 --> 01:16:02,000 Happy birthday, Eleanor. 1539 01:16:02,083 --> 01:16:04,458 [Montana gasps] Drea's here. 1540 01:16:06,791 --> 01:16:07,791 Oh my God. 1541 01:16:08,750 --> 01:16:11,000 [Meghan laughs] What is she doing here? 1542 01:16:11,083 --> 01:16:12,750 I didn't know you knew Drea. 1543 01:16:12,833 --> 01:16:14,666 We have a couple classes together. 1544 01:16:14,750 --> 01:16:17,166 ♪ Now they mad that I stir some trouble ♪ 1545 01:16:17,250 --> 01:16:19,500 ♪ Sayin' that "Weren’t you once so sweet?" ♪ 1546 01:16:19,583 --> 01:16:21,833 ♪ Tryna walk all over me… ♪ 1547 01:16:21,916 --> 01:16:23,583 -What are you doing here? -What do you mean? 1548 01:16:23,666 --> 01:16:26,500 I saw the party on Montana's Story. She still has me on Close Friends. 1549 01:16:27,250 --> 01:16:29,208 Well, I'm sure that's by mistake. 1550 01:16:29,291 --> 01:16:33,166 So hostile. I'm waving the white flag, Max. 1551 01:16:33,250 --> 01:16:36,208 Look, can't we just put all this ugliness aside? 1552 01:16:36,291 --> 01:16:38,208 I mean, you said you didn't leak the video, 1553 01:16:38,291 --> 01:16:42,250 and I believe it. So, why are we still fighting, right? 1554 01:16:44,625 --> 01:16:45,500 Yeah. 1555 01:16:46,666 --> 01:16:48,333 -Yeah, you're right. -Great. 1556 01:16:48,416 --> 01:16:50,750 I'm glad you're here, Dre. Have a good time. 1557 01:16:51,791 --> 01:16:52,916 Max. 1558 01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:54,875 Russ. 1559 01:16:56,500 --> 01:16:57,875 [Max] Hmm. 1560 01:16:57,958 --> 01:16:59,291 [laughs] 1561 01:16:59,375 --> 01:17:00,500 Okay. 1562 01:17:02,625 --> 01:17:05,083 Ooh. [laughs] Such a fun vibe. 1563 01:17:05,166 --> 01:17:08,083 Um, can I just steal the birthday girl for a sec? 1564 01:17:08,166 --> 01:17:09,833 -[Max] Mm-hmm. -Your house is so cute. 1565 01:17:09,916 --> 01:17:13,125 Come on. Show me around. I feel like I don't even know you. 1566 01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:15,416 -[meows] -[both laugh] 1567 01:17:17,416 --> 01:17:20,083 Well, I think you handled that very well. 1568 01:17:21,083 --> 01:17:23,250 How does she even have this address? 1569 01:17:25,291 --> 01:17:26,250 Good question. 1570 01:17:26,833 --> 01:17:27,666 Nice entrance. 1571 01:17:28,875 --> 01:17:30,500 Yeah? Nice jacket. 1572 01:17:30,583 --> 01:17:31,416 It was a gift. 1573 01:17:32,166 --> 01:17:34,583 I can't believe you. What do you think you're doing? 1574 01:17:34,666 --> 01:17:36,000 You don't answer my texts. 1575 01:17:36,083 --> 01:17:39,791 What do you think you're doing? You come to my house. Are you okay? 1576 01:17:39,875 --> 01:17:41,166 Are you? 1577 01:17:41,250 --> 01:17:43,541 Because it's you I'm worried about, Eleanor. 1578 01:17:43,625 --> 01:17:46,958 Those people do not care about you. They're not your friends. 1579 01:17:47,041 --> 01:17:50,375 Oh, is that what this is about? You're jealous I'm with your old friends? 1580 01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:53,791 Did you even remember that it was my birthday? 1581 01:17:56,000 --> 01:18:00,166 No. Okay? I didn't. But, fuck, why would I know that? 1582 01:18:00,250 --> 01:18:03,458 [cries] Because I told you yesterday. Because we spent an entire year together. 1583 01:18:03,541 --> 01:18:07,125 Oh my God, you're pathetic. Can't you see what he's doing? 1584 01:18:07,208 --> 01:18:11,708 None of this is real. This party? He's controlling you, dude. 1585 01:18:12,541 --> 01:18:16,333 Every person in there will drop you the minute you do not serve them anymore. 1586 01:18:16,416 --> 01:18:17,750 Are you any different? 1587 01:18:18,625 --> 01:18:20,958 At least with Max, I got a birthday party out of it. 1588 01:18:22,750 --> 01:18:26,041 Wait, wait, wait. You don't like him, do you? 1589 01:18:26,125 --> 01:18:28,708 Because he leaked that video, Eleanor. 1590 01:18:28,791 --> 01:18:30,625 He leaked that video. 1591 01:18:31,125 --> 01:18:32,291 Are you sure? 1592 01:18:34,333 --> 01:18:36,041 There's never been any evidence. 1593 01:18:40,500 --> 01:18:41,416 Take that back. 1594 01:18:44,375 --> 01:18:45,208 No. 1595 01:18:45,291 --> 01:18:48,291 ["She's All I Wanna Be" by Tate McRae plays] 1596 01:18:50,208 --> 01:18:52,625 I mean this from the bottom of my heart. 1597 01:18:52,708 --> 01:18:54,666 ♪ You want the girl With the small waist… ♪ 1598 01:18:55,250 --> 01:18:57,208 Fuck you, Eleanor! 1599 01:18:57,291 --> 01:18:58,625 Go home, Drea. 1600 01:18:58,708 --> 01:19:00,916 ♪ Someone who's out every weekday ♪ 1601 01:19:01,583 --> 01:19:03,291 ♪ In her dad's new car ♪ 1602 01:19:04,625 --> 01:19:06,875 ♪ You tell me I shouldn't stress out ♪ 1603 01:19:07,375 --> 01:19:09,291 ♪ Say it's not that hard… ♪ 1604 01:19:10,750 --> 01:19:11,791 Gabbi. 1605 01:19:13,041 --> 01:19:14,291 Did you overhear that? 1606 01:19:15,166 --> 01:19:16,333 I'm sorry. Drea is-- 1607 01:19:16,416 --> 01:19:17,500 Yeah, I know Drea. 1608 01:19:17,583 --> 01:19:18,541 And… 1609 01:19:19,583 --> 01:19:20,583 I love my brother. 1610 01:19:20,666 --> 01:19:23,333 But… you know he leaked that video. 1611 01:19:23,916 --> 01:19:26,041 You said some pretty messed-up stuff out there. 1612 01:19:26,625 --> 01:19:28,083 [Eleanor] It's complicated. 1613 01:19:29,416 --> 01:19:32,625 Hey, I guess we solved the mystery of Eleanor, though, right? 1614 01:19:34,333 --> 01:19:36,666 This isn't your armor anymore. It's just you. 1615 01:19:38,625 --> 01:19:40,625 Fuck, I can't believe I was wrong. 1616 01:19:42,250 --> 01:19:44,875 Happy birthday, though. I'll see you around. 1617 01:19:44,958 --> 01:19:47,041 ♪ Be bored with mine ♪ 1618 01:19:47,125 --> 01:19:49,916 ♪ She's got everything that I don't have ♪ 1619 01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:54,625 ♪ And she's all I wanna be All I wanna be so bad ♪ 1620 01:19:57,458 --> 01:19:59,583 -[phone line rings] -[man on phone] Paul's Auto. 1621 01:19:59,666 --> 01:20:03,125 Hi. Oh my God. [laughs] I'm so happy you're still open. 1622 01:20:03,208 --> 01:20:08,000 Um, this is Drea Torres. You fixed my teal Mitsubishi earlier this year. 1623 01:20:08,500 --> 01:20:11,833 I'm late to pick up my mom from work, and my car is not starting up, 1624 01:20:11,916 --> 01:20:13,916 and I'm worried it's the same issue. 1625 01:20:14,416 --> 01:20:17,166 [man] Yeah, last time, someone removed your spark plug. 1626 01:20:17,250 --> 01:20:18,708 That's why it wouldn't start. 1627 01:20:19,666 --> 01:20:20,541 Wait. What? 1628 01:20:21,458 --> 01:20:24,083 Why would someone do that? Are they worth something? 1629 01:20:24,166 --> 01:20:27,583 [man] They're worth about 20 bucks. Someone was probably messing with you. 1630 01:20:28,083 --> 01:20:31,375 You got a jealous ex-boyfriend who can fix cars? [chuckles] 1631 01:20:31,458 --> 01:20:32,875 [tense music plays] 1632 01:20:36,583 --> 01:20:37,791 Something like that. 1633 01:20:39,208 --> 01:20:41,541 [Drea] There was only one way to get to the bottom of this. 1634 01:20:41,625 --> 01:20:44,375 I needed information only one girl would have. 1635 01:20:44,958 --> 01:20:46,500 And it wasn't Erica Norman, 1636 01:20:46,583 --> 01:20:49,458 the girl I allegedly framed at tennis camp. 1637 01:20:49,541 --> 01:20:51,208 This was just a fun surprise. 1638 01:20:51,291 --> 01:20:52,250 Drea. 1639 01:20:53,833 --> 01:20:55,458 [Drea] I hate surprises. 1640 01:20:56,250 --> 01:20:57,333 Erica. 1641 01:20:57,416 --> 01:20:58,916 Wow, hi. 1642 01:20:59,875 --> 01:21:01,625 How are you, girl? 1643 01:21:02,208 --> 01:21:05,833 [scoffs] You know, got kicked out of tennis camp. 1644 01:21:05,916 --> 01:21:06,750 Yeah. 1645 01:21:06,833 --> 01:21:11,583 Lost my scholarship to Stanford, and I developed an actual coke problem. 1646 01:21:11,666 --> 01:21:13,375 [inhales] Oh no. 1647 01:21:13,875 --> 01:21:16,875 -So what are you doing here? -I came to see a friend. 1648 01:21:16,958 --> 01:21:21,250 You know, I'm really glad that I get to see you, 1649 01:21:21,333 --> 01:21:22,875 'cause… [inhales] 1650 01:21:23,791 --> 01:21:26,375 …one of the steps in my recovery program 1651 01:21:26,458 --> 01:21:29,750 is to make amends with the people who I've hurt. 1652 01:21:29,833 --> 01:21:31,833 So… [chuckles] 1653 01:21:31,916 --> 01:21:34,083 [sighs] …Drea… 1654 01:21:35,041 --> 01:21:35,875 Yeah. 1655 01:21:36,625 --> 01:21:37,458 Okay. 1656 01:21:37,541 --> 01:21:39,208 Drea, Drea, Drea. [inhales] 1657 01:21:39,291 --> 01:21:40,125 [Drea] Yep. 1658 01:21:40,916 --> 01:21:42,708 From the bottom of my heart… 1659 01:21:44,916 --> 01:21:46,500 I wish you nothing 1660 01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:48,166 but the worst 1661 01:21:49,125 --> 01:21:52,666 for the rest of your miserable fucking existence. 1662 01:21:53,375 --> 01:21:54,583 And… 1663 01:21:56,708 --> 01:21:59,458 I love your ear balls. 1664 01:22:01,375 --> 01:22:02,375 I love them. 1665 01:22:05,250 --> 01:22:07,583 -Thank you. -[footsteps approaching] 1666 01:22:07,666 --> 01:22:10,000 She's waiting for you on the lower level. 1667 01:22:11,541 --> 01:22:12,666 Great. 1668 01:22:14,083 --> 01:22:15,458 Erica… [sighs] 1669 01:22:16,500 --> 01:22:18,416 So good to see you. [chuckles] 1670 01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:22,208 -Hmm. -Hang in there, okay? 1671 01:22:25,458 --> 01:22:27,500 Sleep with one eye open, bitch. 1672 01:22:27,583 --> 01:22:30,916 -[woman] Erica, return to craft time. -I'm fucking coming! 1673 01:22:32,041 --> 01:22:34,041 [mischievous music plays] 1674 01:22:41,750 --> 01:22:42,666 Drea. 1675 01:22:43,333 --> 01:22:45,583 I wanna talk to you about Eleanor Levetan. 1676 01:23:04,958 --> 01:23:08,083 She's been ignoring me all year. I almost didn't recognize her. 1677 01:23:08,666 --> 01:23:10,458 She certainly remembers you. 1678 01:23:10,541 --> 01:23:12,666 It's kind of hard to forget your first crush. 1679 01:23:12,750 --> 01:23:16,208 She was sort of my first girlfriend back when she went by Nora. 1680 01:23:16,791 --> 01:23:17,791 Nora? 1681 01:23:17,875 --> 01:23:19,208 [Carissa] Yeah, Nora. 1682 01:23:19,791 --> 01:23:21,666 She had the nose job and the name change, 1683 01:23:21,750 --> 01:23:24,000 but hey, I think they're both working for her. 1684 01:23:24,083 --> 01:23:25,000 Nose job? 1685 01:23:25,083 --> 01:23:29,083 Wait. She told me that you started some fucked-up rumor about her 1686 01:23:29,166 --> 01:23:32,250 that she kissed you and that you literally destroyed her life. 1687 01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:34,958 -She told you that I did that? -Mm-hmm. 1688 01:23:35,041 --> 01:23:37,750 That is so weird. First, that she told you it was me, 1689 01:23:37,833 --> 01:23:40,250 and second, that you didn't immediately call bullshit. 1690 01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:42,625 Why would I call bullshit? 1691 01:23:44,625 --> 01:23:46,291 You seriously don't remember? 1692 01:23:46,375 --> 01:23:48,416 Drea, you were the one who started that rumor. 1693 01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:49,833 What? 1694 01:23:49,916 --> 01:23:53,125 Yeah, Eleanor is Nora Cutler, from day camp. 1695 01:23:53,916 --> 01:23:55,500 Nosy Nora Cutler. 1696 01:23:58,791 --> 01:24:02,375 Oh my God! Nosy Nora. 1697 01:24:02,958 --> 01:24:05,208 Yeah, she came out to me, 1698 01:24:06,041 --> 01:24:06,916 and I… 1699 01:24:07,625 --> 01:24:09,250 ["Shame Reactions" by Pom Pom Squad plays] 1700 01:24:09,333 --> 01:24:10,166 I… 1701 01:24:10,250 --> 01:24:13,000 She told everyone that I tried to hold her down and kiss her. 1702 01:24:13,083 --> 01:24:14,666 She turned me into this predator. 1703 01:24:17,250 --> 01:24:20,541 I don't wanna make her pay. 1704 01:24:22,166 --> 01:24:24,541 I wanna burn her to the ground. 1705 01:24:25,125 --> 01:24:26,833 Oh fuck. 1706 01:24:28,750 --> 01:24:31,958 [Mom] You can't sit around like this all summer. Not again. 1707 01:24:34,375 --> 01:24:36,208 ♪ Whisky a Go Go ♪ 1708 01:24:36,291 --> 01:24:38,250 ♪ Head spinning Oh no… ♪ 1709 01:24:39,333 --> 01:24:40,333 [Eleanor] Mom? 1710 01:24:42,916 --> 01:24:44,125 What about tennis camp? 1711 01:24:46,708 --> 01:24:47,833 In Palm Beach? 1712 01:24:47,916 --> 01:24:51,416 ♪ Chaotic stupid I'll get used to feeling useless ♪ 1713 01:24:51,500 --> 01:24:53,750 ♪ Is there a way for me to kill… ♪ 1714 01:24:53,833 --> 01:24:54,708 Next up. 1715 01:24:56,083 --> 01:24:56,958 I'll go. 1716 01:24:57,458 --> 01:25:00,416 ♪ Because I'll never be enough for her ♪ 1717 01:25:00,500 --> 01:25:01,916 ♪ Animal part of me ♪ 1718 01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:04,583 ♪ She never stays too far from me ♪ 1719 01:25:04,666 --> 01:25:07,041 ♪ She tastes like meat She tastes like blood ♪ 1720 01:25:07,125 --> 01:25:08,416 ♪ She tastes so sweet… ♪ 1721 01:25:10,291 --> 01:25:13,208 I wish we could, like, hire people to take them down. 1722 01:25:13,708 --> 01:25:15,291 What, like a fucked-up TaskRabbit? 1723 01:25:15,875 --> 01:25:16,791 Exactly. 1724 01:25:17,916 --> 01:25:21,250 [Eleanor] Listen, was all this a little crazy? Sure. 1725 01:25:21,333 --> 01:25:24,375 But I'm a teenage girl. We're psychopaths. 1726 01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:27,541 After the ring dinner, I decided to call it all off. 1727 01:25:27,625 --> 01:25:30,666 Drea really seemed like she'd changed, and I didn't wanna hurt her. 1728 01:25:30,750 --> 01:25:32,958 She was becoming my friend. 1729 01:25:33,041 --> 01:25:36,375 But after she kamikazed into my birthday party, 1730 01:25:36,458 --> 01:25:38,958 I realized Drea hadn't changed. 1731 01:25:39,041 --> 01:25:41,791 She was the same mean girl I met when I was 13, 1732 01:25:41,875 --> 01:25:45,250 and she deserved everything that was coming for her. 1733 01:25:45,333 --> 01:25:48,333 ♪ She never stays too far from me ♪ 1734 01:25:48,416 --> 01:25:50,541 ♪ She tastes like meat She tastes like blood ♪ 1735 01:25:50,625 --> 01:25:52,958 ♪ She tastes so sweet ♪ 1736 01:25:53,041 --> 01:25:53,916 Mom. 1737 01:25:54,875 --> 01:25:56,125 Hi, friend. 1738 01:25:56,791 --> 01:26:00,958 Oh. I'm sorry. Did you have a tough day? Your mom had an emergency shift, 1739 01:26:01,041 --> 01:26:04,000 and she told me you were gonna be alone for dinner. 1740 01:26:04,083 --> 01:26:07,083 And that felt sad, so I made you dinner. 1741 01:26:08,416 --> 01:26:11,375 You probably poisoned it, Nora. 1742 01:26:11,458 --> 01:26:12,458 [Eleanor] Hmm. 1743 01:26:12,541 --> 01:26:14,583 So, do you remember Erica Norman? 1744 01:26:15,166 --> 01:26:17,291 Of course you do. Well, I follow her on Instagram, 1745 01:26:17,375 --> 01:26:19,708 and she posted the funniest story from rehab today. 1746 01:26:19,791 --> 01:26:21,833 I know that Erica is in rehab with Carissa, 1747 01:26:21,916 --> 01:26:23,541 and you're calling me Nora. 1748 01:26:24,416 --> 01:26:26,500 So, is the cat out of the bag? 1749 01:26:26,583 --> 01:26:27,875 Get out of my house. 1750 01:26:28,625 --> 01:26:30,083 [in singsong] Thought so! 1751 01:26:31,625 --> 01:26:33,916 Oh, sorry. Burned one's for you. 1752 01:26:35,666 --> 01:26:38,166 So, I have some really exciting news. 1753 01:26:38,750 --> 01:26:42,333 This whole thing, everything that we've been doing, 1754 01:26:42,416 --> 01:26:44,250 I've had the upper hand the entire time. 1755 01:26:45,166 --> 01:26:47,333 You made this pretty easy, I gotta say. 1756 01:26:47,416 --> 01:26:48,750 But that's the thing. 1757 01:26:50,083 --> 01:26:52,625 Narcissists are too focused on themselves… 1758 01:26:52,708 --> 01:26:54,416 …to realize they're being played. 1759 01:26:55,791 --> 01:26:56,791 [chuckles] 1760 01:26:56,875 --> 01:26:58,833 You'll never get away with this. 1761 01:26:59,833 --> 01:27:00,708 Nora. 1762 01:27:01,958 --> 01:27:03,166 Coming after me, 1763 01:27:04,083 --> 01:27:06,125 the optics of that aren't great. 1764 01:27:06,875 --> 01:27:10,291 Rich white girl ruins life of scholarship student of color. 1765 01:27:10,375 --> 01:27:12,125 [Eleanor] Oh, you're so dramatic. 1766 01:27:12,208 --> 01:27:13,333 Sit down. 1767 01:27:13,916 --> 01:27:15,291 [tense music plays] 1768 01:27:16,666 --> 01:27:17,833 I'm in charge now. 1769 01:27:25,041 --> 01:27:28,333 You had me destroy Carissa for no reason. 1770 01:27:29,583 --> 01:27:30,958 [scoffs] 1771 01:27:31,041 --> 01:27:33,333 And she said you guys actually liked each other. 1772 01:27:33,416 --> 01:27:35,416 I did like Carissa. 1773 01:27:36,666 --> 01:27:41,625 She was so freaked out when you turned me into a lesbian leper 1774 01:27:41,708 --> 01:27:46,458 that she jumped back into the closet when I needed her most. 1775 01:27:48,750 --> 01:27:52,791 As you well know, rumors are not harmless little comments. 1776 01:27:53,583 --> 01:27:56,000 Somebody says something in person, someone repeats it online, 1777 01:27:56,083 --> 01:27:59,583 and then it just grows and grows and grows until it follows you wherever you are. 1778 01:28:00,791 --> 01:28:01,708 I didn't eat. 1779 01:28:02,916 --> 01:28:04,541 I didn't sleep anymore. 1780 01:28:04,625 --> 01:28:06,458 My parents had to send me to a treatment center. 1781 01:28:06,541 --> 01:28:07,750 It was embarrassing. 1782 01:28:09,166 --> 01:28:10,291 And the worst part 1783 01:28:11,625 --> 01:28:14,791 is you don't even remember doing this to me. 1784 01:28:15,916 --> 01:28:17,416 I told you the entire story, 1785 01:28:17,500 --> 01:28:19,916 and you didn't know I was talking about you. 1786 01:28:22,708 --> 01:28:24,583 What if I had remembered? 1787 01:28:24,666 --> 01:28:26,208 [sighs] 1788 01:28:26,291 --> 01:28:28,208 "What if? What if? What if? What if?" 1789 01:28:28,708 --> 01:28:31,416 I wish more than anything that you had, but you didn't. 1790 01:28:32,250 --> 01:28:33,750 And I knew you wouldn't. 1791 01:28:37,000 --> 01:28:38,958 Where does this game end, Nora? 1792 01:28:40,833 --> 01:28:44,666 I lost Yale. There's literally nothing else you could take away from me. 1793 01:28:44,750 --> 01:28:47,416 [chuckles] I mean, that's simply not true. 1794 01:28:47,500 --> 01:28:50,083 I'm sure you'll get into a perfectly good college. 1795 01:28:50,583 --> 01:28:53,958 I'm gonna make sure that you are stuck with your pain forever 1796 01:28:54,041 --> 01:28:56,500 because I know that I'm stuck with mine. 1797 01:28:57,500 --> 01:29:00,541 It'll be like our very own version of friendship tattoos. 1798 01:29:01,041 --> 01:29:04,708 Except, you know, with trauma. 1799 01:29:07,250 --> 01:29:08,083 Okay. 1800 01:29:08,583 --> 01:29:09,916 So, here's the plan. 1801 01:29:11,916 --> 01:29:14,458 You're gonna get back in with your little friends, 1802 01:29:15,041 --> 01:29:17,000 and you're gonna go to the Admissions Party, 1803 01:29:17,083 --> 01:29:21,041 and you are gonna push them to do the craziest shit they have ever done. 1804 01:29:21,750 --> 01:29:23,333 And when it all gets leaked, 1805 01:29:23,416 --> 01:29:26,208 it'll be traced back to an IP address on your computer. 1806 01:29:26,833 --> 01:29:29,208 They go down. You go down. 1807 01:29:29,958 --> 01:29:31,333 So simple, so fun. 1808 01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:38,583 Except I can't go to the Admissions Party because I didn't get into Yale, remember? 1809 01:29:38,666 --> 01:29:40,791 Give me a break, Drea. 1810 01:29:42,125 --> 01:29:45,875 I mean, I just executed an elaborate revenge plan. 1811 01:29:45,958 --> 01:29:48,916 You think that I can't doctor an admissions email? 1812 01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:50,000 [inhales] 1813 01:29:50,083 --> 01:29:51,958 If you want to ruin me, Nora, 1814 01:29:53,208 --> 01:29:54,041 go ahead. 1815 01:29:55,625 --> 01:29:56,958 I'm not helping you. 1816 01:29:57,958 --> 01:30:01,416 [exhales] I was worried that you might be stubborn about this, 1817 01:30:01,500 --> 01:30:04,500 and got me thinking about your mom. 1818 01:30:05,666 --> 01:30:07,791 I've recently learned that it's incredibly easy 1819 01:30:07,875 --> 01:30:09,833 to frame people for having drugs on them. 1820 01:30:09,916 --> 01:30:11,625 Thanks for that, by the way. 1821 01:30:12,666 --> 01:30:14,000 So, what do you think? 1822 01:30:14,708 --> 01:30:18,041 Aside from the fact that this is all, like, targeting you, 1823 01:30:18,125 --> 01:30:20,041 did I make revenge mommy proud? 1824 01:30:23,708 --> 01:30:25,541 [tense music intensifies] 1825 01:30:27,666 --> 01:30:28,958 Oh, by the way, 1826 01:30:29,541 --> 01:30:31,916 I, uh, told Russ what you did to Carissa. 1827 01:30:32,958 --> 01:30:34,250 [in singsong] Bye. 1828 01:30:37,250 --> 01:30:38,416 Russ? 1829 01:30:38,500 --> 01:30:42,500 Look, I don't know what Eleanor told you, but I promise I can explain. Okay? 1830 01:30:42,583 --> 01:30:43,833 I had no choice. 1831 01:30:43,916 --> 01:30:46,625 The only reason I put drugs in Carissa's dinner 1832 01:30:46,708 --> 01:30:48,041 is because I genuinely thought-- 1833 01:30:48,125 --> 01:30:50,208 [Russ] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Drea, slow down. 1834 01:30:50,291 --> 01:30:53,208 What are you talking about? I haven't talked to Eleanor. 1835 01:30:54,541 --> 01:30:55,500 What? 1836 01:30:55,583 --> 01:30:57,416 -[tires squealing] -[crashing loudly] 1837 01:30:57,500 --> 01:30:58,500 [Russ] Drea? 1838 01:31:00,125 --> 01:31:01,250 [echoes] Drea! 1839 01:31:02,208 --> 01:31:04,208 [siren wailing] 1840 01:31:06,291 --> 01:31:07,791 [echoes] Hello? 1841 01:31:31,791 --> 01:31:33,208 [Drea breathes heavily] 1842 01:31:38,250 --> 01:31:39,083 Hi. 1843 01:31:40,875 --> 01:31:41,875 Hi. 1844 01:31:43,000 --> 01:31:44,375 [Russ] How are you feeling? 1845 01:31:45,625 --> 01:31:46,500 Uh… 1846 01:31:47,625 --> 01:31:49,000 [laughs] 1847 01:31:49,083 --> 01:31:49,958 I'm okay. 1848 01:31:52,958 --> 01:31:53,791 [Drea sighs] 1849 01:31:55,708 --> 01:31:57,750 Did you talk to Eleanor? 1850 01:32:01,666 --> 01:32:02,666 [sighs] 1851 01:32:04,625 --> 01:32:06,833 Look, I don't know what she told you, 1852 01:32:07,625 --> 01:32:10,416 but the revenge thing was just as much her as it was me. 1853 01:32:12,375 --> 01:32:17,125 And I'm sorry about Carissa. I… I thought she hurt Eleanor. 1854 01:32:20,041 --> 01:32:21,375 Turn yourself in. 1855 01:32:26,875 --> 01:32:27,833 [scoffs] 1856 01:32:29,208 --> 01:32:30,041 Right. 1857 01:32:34,041 --> 01:32:35,875 You don't understand. 1858 01:32:37,375 --> 01:32:40,291 Do you know what would happen to me if I turn myself in? 1859 01:32:40,375 --> 01:32:42,416 I'm not Carissa, Russ. 1860 01:32:42,500 --> 01:32:46,083 I'm not just gonna get sent to some glorified spa. 1861 01:32:46,166 --> 01:32:49,291 I am very aware of the differences between you and Carissa, 1862 01:32:49,375 --> 01:32:52,416 but you decided to drug the entire class. 1863 01:32:53,333 --> 01:32:55,791 And those texts on Max's phone… You more than anyone should know 1864 01:32:55,875 --> 01:32:58,458 how violating it is to have your information leaked like that. 1865 01:32:58,958 --> 01:33:00,875 -He deserved it. -[Russ] No, not him. 1866 01:33:00,958 --> 01:33:03,500 All those poor girls you exposed that ended up collateral damage. 1867 01:33:03,583 --> 01:33:05,875 Do you ever think about anyone other than yourself? 1868 01:33:07,375 --> 01:33:08,291 [Russ scoffs] 1869 01:33:09,333 --> 01:33:10,833 I really wanted this to work, 1870 01:33:11,416 --> 01:33:13,041 but it just doesn't. 1871 01:33:17,750 --> 01:33:19,250 Did he just break up with you? 1872 01:33:19,875 --> 01:33:21,583 I'm sorry. That's sad. 1873 01:33:22,583 --> 01:33:23,583 [Drea inhales] 1874 01:33:23,666 --> 01:33:25,166 Do you like this balloon? 1875 01:33:25,250 --> 01:33:27,166 I was deciding between this and Elsa, 1876 01:33:27,250 --> 01:33:29,708 but I kind of thought you weren't an Elsa person. 1877 01:33:30,250 --> 01:33:32,083 Although, you are a frigid bitch. 1878 01:33:32,166 --> 01:33:33,333 [Drea] You're a psycho. 1879 01:33:33,416 --> 01:33:35,166 [Eleanor] It takes one to know one. 1880 01:33:38,000 --> 01:33:40,291 I'm sorry that I hit you with my car. 1881 01:33:40,375 --> 01:33:43,541 I was barely going 20 miles per hour. It was a love tap. 1882 01:33:44,125 --> 01:33:46,000 It was just the last piece of the puzzle. 1883 01:33:46,083 --> 01:33:46,916 Max and them, 1884 01:33:47,000 --> 01:33:49,583 they were never just gonna let you back into their group. 1885 01:33:49,666 --> 01:33:51,708 I needed to give them a reason to. 1886 01:33:54,583 --> 01:33:56,083 And you know… [chuckles] 1887 01:33:56,958 --> 01:33:58,500 …there's nothing vapid people love more 1888 01:33:58,583 --> 01:34:00,958 than making other people's tragedies about them. 1889 01:34:05,958 --> 01:34:07,500 [whispers] Oh, don't cry. 1890 01:34:07,583 --> 01:34:08,500 It's all right. 1891 01:34:08,583 --> 01:34:11,083 ["Happier Than Ever" by Billie Eilish plays] 1892 01:34:11,166 --> 01:34:12,375 [Drea winces] 1893 01:34:12,458 --> 01:34:13,333 Sorry. 1894 01:34:15,875 --> 01:34:17,708 I wish it could have been different. 1895 01:34:20,750 --> 01:34:21,666 Truly. 1896 01:34:23,583 --> 01:34:28,166 ♪ You scared me to death But I'm wasting my breath ♪ 1897 01:34:28,250 --> 01:34:31,666 ♪ 'Cause you only listen To your fucking friends ♪ 1898 01:34:31,750 --> 01:34:33,958 ♪ I don't relate to you ♪ 1899 01:34:36,125 --> 01:34:39,333 ♪ I don't relate to you, no ♪ 1900 01:34:39,416 --> 01:34:43,500 ♪'Cause I'd never treat me this shitty ♪ 1901 01:34:43,583 --> 01:34:47,875 ♪ You made me hate this city ♪ 1902 01:34:47,958 --> 01:34:51,125 ♪ And I don't talk shit about you… ♪ 1903 01:34:51,208 --> 01:34:52,458 [Eleanor] I did it. 1904 01:34:52,541 --> 01:34:54,458 Soon, Drea would be annihilated. 1905 01:34:55,083 --> 01:34:58,250 What should have felt exhilarating just felt rotten. I… I was so lost. 1906 01:34:58,333 --> 01:35:01,708 I barely recognized myself. I mean, look at me. 1907 01:35:02,416 --> 01:35:05,791 I did a costume change after I hit Drea with my car, 1908 01:35:05,875 --> 01:35:08,250 but it was just too late now. 1909 01:35:09,208 --> 01:35:11,500 The only way out was through. 1910 01:35:11,583 --> 01:35:14,416 ♪ And don't try to make me feel bad ♪ 1911 01:35:14,500 --> 01:35:17,166 ♪ I could talk about every time ♪ 1912 01:35:17,250 --> 01:35:19,500 ♪ That you showed up on time ♪ 1913 01:35:19,583 --> 01:35:21,625 ♪ But I'd have an empty line ♪ 1914 01:35:21,708 --> 01:35:22,833 ♪ 'Cause you never did ♪ 1915 01:35:22,916 --> 01:35:25,083 ♪ Never paid any mind ♪ 1916 01:35:25,166 --> 01:35:27,375 ♪ To my mother or friends ♪ 1917 01:35:27,458 --> 01:35:30,458 ♪ So I shut 'em all out for you ♪ 1918 01:35:30,541 --> 01:35:32,750 ♪ 'Cause I was a kid ♪ 1919 01:35:32,833 --> 01:35:33,875 Shut up. 1920 01:35:33,958 --> 01:35:37,625 -[scoffs] -♪ You ruined everything good ♪ 1921 01:35:37,708 --> 01:35:42,125 ♪ Always said you were misunderstood ♪ 1922 01:35:42,708 --> 01:35:47,083 ♪ Made all my moments your own ♪ 1923 01:35:47,166 --> 01:35:54,166 ♪ Just fucking leave me alone ♪ 1924 01:35:56,541 --> 01:35:57,791 [phone chimes] 1925 01:35:57,875 --> 01:35:59,875 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 1926 01:36:12,083 --> 01:36:13,916 [phone chimes] 1927 01:36:32,500 --> 01:36:35,083 ["Happier Than Ever" by Billie Eilish ends] 1928 01:36:44,166 --> 01:36:45,625 [door opens] 1929 01:36:50,750 --> 01:36:52,250 How did you know I'd be here? 1930 01:36:53,291 --> 01:36:54,750 This was our spot. 1931 01:36:54,833 --> 01:36:58,083 I just figured that you should have it this year. 1932 01:36:58,833 --> 01:37:00,041 You needed it more. 1933 01:37:00,625 --> 01:37:01,750 Thank you for that. 1934 01:37:04,333 --> 01:37:05,458 How are you doing? 1935 01:37:06,041 --> 01:37:06,958 I'm great. 1936 01:37:09,083 --> 01:37:10,750 Yeah, I'm having a blast. 1937 01:37:13,208 --> 01:37:14,208 I miss you. 1938 01:37:16,791 --> 01:37:20,250 I made some really bad choices this year. 1939 01:37:21,416 --> 01:37:25,083 I let social politics overcomplicate things 1940 01:37:25,166 --> 01:37:27,333 that should have been extremely simple. 1941 01:37:27,916 --> 01:37:32,166 It shouldn't have taken an accident for me to realize that, and I'm sorry. 1942 01:37:37,000 --> 01:37:37,916 [Tara sighs] 1943 01:37:38,666 --> 01:37:41,916 I know you're gonna tell me to get lost when I say this, but… 1944 01:37:44,291 --> 01:37:46,000 [laughs and sniffles] 1945 01:37:46,083 --> 01:37:47,375 I think you're lucky. 1946 01:37:49,875 --> 01:37:50,833 What? 1947 01:37:51,791 --> 01:37:52,875 You got out. 1948 01:37:55,833 --> 01:37:57,125 You're free, Drea. 1949 01:38:01,625 --> 01:38:03,958 I don't feel free. 1950 01:38:06,875 --> 01:38:08,708 I feel like I got hit by a car. 1951 01:38:10,208 --> 01:38:11,708 Oh, wait. I did. 1952 01:38:15,750 --> 01:38:16,708 I give up. 1953 01:38:17,333 --> 01:38:18,208 I'm done. 1954 01:38:22,333 --> 01:38:24,958 I'm sorry, but no. Nope. 1955 01:38:25,708 --> 01:38:28,791 You're Drea fucking Torres. 1956 01:38:28,875 --> 01:38:32,541 You're the girl who taught me what it means to be an indomitable force. 1957 01:38:32,625 --> 01:38:35,541 I refuse to believe that girl's dead! 1958 01:38:35,625 --> 01:38:36,833 She's not dead. 1959 01:38:38,375 --> 01:38:40,458 Come to the Admissions Party 1960 01:38:40,541 --> 01:38:44,583 and show everybody at Rosehill what a bad bitch looks like. 1961 01:38:47,000 --> 01:38:50,625 ["Dead to Me (Simonyouth Remix)" by Chloe Adams plays] 1962 01:38:51,208 --> 01:38:54,125 ♪ I've been hanging pictures of you On my wall ♪ 1963 01:38:54,708 --> 01:38:57,666 ♪ Drawing crosses on your eyes Like a sinner, oh ♪ 1964 01:38:57,750 --> 01:39:01,375 ♪ I was young And you'd spit venom in my face ♪ 1965 01:39:01,458 --> 01:39:05,583 ♪ You should've known that That would leave a bitter taste ♪ 1966 01:39:05,666 --> 01:39:08,083 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 1967 01:39:08,166 --> 01:39:11,625 ♪ You always see the worst ♪ 1968 01:39:11,708 --> 01:39:13,208 ♪ Ooh-ooh… ♪ 1969 01:39:13,291 --> 01:39:14,875 I have a present for you. 1970 01:39:17,083 --> 01:39:18,958 Is there a camera on that brooch? 1971 01:39:19,041 --> 01:39:19,916 Yeah. 1972 01:39:20,458 --> 01:39:22,750 But it matches your dress, so… 1973 01:39:23,333 --> 01:39:24,583 You're welcome. 1974 01:39:25,125 --> 01:39:26,416 Don't forget, Nora. 1975 01:39:28,291 --> 01:39:29,375 I created you, 1976 01:39:30,458 --> 01:39:33,166 and I can just as easily destroy you. 1977 01:39:33,250 --> 01:39:34,083 ♪ Dead to me ♪ 1978 01:39:35,041 --> 01:39:36,416 ♪ It's a shame ♪ 1979 01:39:36,500 --> 01:39:38,666 ♪ You're to blame ♪ 1980 01:39:38,750 --> 01:39:41,666 [Elliot cheers] Yeah! 1981 01:39:42,708 --> 01:39:46,541 Yo, we got Mayweather… 1982 01:39:46,625 --> 01:39:49,000 Yo, we got Mayweather-Logan part 2.0. 1983 01:39:49,083 --> 01:39:51,416 I'd be very mad if this ends like that. 1984 01:39:52,416 --> 01:39:55,583 ♪ So go be shady ♪ 1985 01:39:55,666 --> 01:39:59,708 ♪ And I'll be the monster That you made me ♪ 1986 01:39:59,791 --> 01:40:02,250 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 1987 01:40:02,333 --> 01:40:05,333 ♪ I'll make your bubble burst ♪ 1988 01:40:05,416 --> 01:40:06,666 ♪ Dead to me ♪ 1989 01:40:12,416 --> 01:40:13,250 ♪ Dead to me ♪ 1990 01:40:18,625 --> 01:40:19,916 ♪ Dead to me ♪ 1991 01:40:21,500 --> 01:40:22,833 ♪ It's a shame ♪ 1992 01:40:22,916 --> 01:40:24,750 ♪ You're to blame ♪ 1993 01:40:24,833 --> 01:40:27,875 ♪ You made the rules But still fucked up your own damn game ♪ 1994 01:40:28,458 --> 01:40:29,875 Does anybody want to do some K? 1995 01:40:29,958 --> 01:40:31,791 -Oh yes. -Gimme. 1996 01:40:31,875 --> 01:40:34,250 Please. Gimme, gimme. [groans] 1997 01:40:34,333 --> 01:40:35,583 -Drea? -I'm good. 1998 01:40:36,291 --> 01:40:38,375 -Come on. Have some. -No, I'm good. 1999 01:40:38,458 --> 01:40:39,833 Come on, Dre. 2000 01:40:40,458 --> 01:40:42,333 Do some K. Don't be a narc. 2001 01:40:46,041 --> 01:40:48,833 You guys, can we all just look at Eleanor right now? 2002 01:40:48,916 --> 01:40:50,958 -You are so pretty. -[Meghan sighs] 2003 01:40:51,041 --> 01:40:52,625 Isn't Eleanor so pretty? 2004 01:40:52,708 --> 01:40:54,208 -[Meghan] Yes. -[Tara] So pretty. 2005 01:40:54,291 --> 01:40:55,583 I love Eleanor. 2006 01:40:55,666 --> 01:40:57,083 [Montana] You're so pretty. 2007 01:40:57,166 --> 01:40:58,458 So do I. 2008 01:41:00,291 --> 01:41:03,166 -Eleanor, you're so bad. -[Tara] Yeah. 2009 01:41:03,250 --> 01:41:05,750 You're gonna hook up with both Broussards? 2010 01:41:06,666 --> 01:41:08,250 I thought you were into Gabbi. 2011 01:41:08,333 --> 01:41:09,208 [Tara] What? 2012 01:41:09,291 --> 01:41:10,875 Do you like my sister? 2013 01:41:10,958 --> 01:41:12,083 No. I… 2014 01:41:13,333 --> 01:41:14,958 -Yeah. -[Tara] Yes! 2015 01:41:15,041 --> 01:41:18,291 -[Meghan] Oh my God! -Classic Eleanor. So full of surprises. 2016 01:41:18,375 --> 01:41:22,666 Did you guys know that Eleanor used to go by Nora, 2017 01:41:22,750 --> 01:41:25,500 and she went to Big Beach Day Camp with Tara and I? 2018 01:41:25,583 --> 01:41:27,208 -Do you remember? -What? 2019 01:41:27,291 --> 01:41:28,875 No? You don't remember? 2020 01:41:30,291 --> 01:41:32,458 Well, I guess she looked a little different. 2021 01:41:33,291 --> 01:41:34,458 Here. 2022 01:41:38,916 --> 01:41:41,000 How about now? Look familiar? 2023 01:41:41,083 --> 01:41:42,041 Oh my God! 2024 01:41:42,125 --> 01:41:44,666 -[Elliot] Oh my God. -We used to call her Nosy Nora? 2025 01:41:44,750 --> 01:41:48,208 -[shrieking] Yes! -Oh my God! Yes! Yes! Nosy Nora! 2026 01:41:48,291 --> 01:41:51,000 -Fuck! That's Nosy Nora? -That's Nosy Nora. 2027 01:41:51,083 --> 01:41:53,291 [Tara] Guys, we shouldn't-- No, we're not-- 2028 01:41:54,625 --> 01:41:56,833 -Eleanor, come back! -[Elliot] Nosy fucking Nora. 2029 01:41:56,916 --> 01:41:58,583 [Montana] No way! I wanna touch it! 2030 01:41:58,666 --> 01:42:01,166 [Elliot] Oh man. Nosy fucking Nora. 2031 01:42:01,250 --> 01:42:04,291 I got a boob job. It's fine, babe. It's all good. 2032 01:42:09,666 --> 01:42:10,625 Eleanor. 2033 01:42:11,958 --> 01:42:14,000 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. 2034 01:42:14,500 --> 01:42:16,708 I really thought I was different than them. 2035 01:42:18,333 --> 01:42:22,500 Every time I did something mean, I told myself, "This isn't me." 2036 01:42:22,583 --> 01:42:24,708 "This is just who I have to be to survive." 2037 01:42:25,791 --> 01:42:27,250 But that was a fucking lie. 2038 01:42:28,000 --> 01:42:30,708 It was just a story I told myself to make myself feel better 2039 01:42:30,791 --> 01:42:32,875 about the fact that I was just a toxic bitch. 2040 01:42:35,125 --> 01:42:38,041 Does any of this make you feel better? Because I'm fucking miserable. 2041 01:42:38,125 --> 01:42:41,291 No, of course I don't feel better. I feel like shit. 2042 01:42:41,375 --> 01:42:42,416 So do I! 2043 01:42:43,916 --> 01:42:44,750 Fuck. 2044 01:42:44,833 --> 01:42:48,666 What are you doing? No, no. Stop it, Drea. Drea, don't! 2045 01:42:49,416 --> 01:42:52,166 None of this is gonna make us feel better, okay? 2046 01:42:52,250 --> 01:42:56,000 We can't erase what we did to each other, but I don't wanna hurt you anymore, 2047 01:42:56,500 --> 01:42:58,125 and I don't think you wanna hurt me either. 2048 01:42:59,416 --> 01:43:02,208 The only times I ever felt happy this year… 2049 01:43:05,166 --> 01:43:06,333 were when I was with you. 2050 01:43:10,791 --> 01:43:12,875 [laughs] 2051 01:43:14,708 --> 01:43:17,000 You might be the only real friend I've ever had. 2052 01:43:17,708 --> 01:43:21,375 And I know this probably means nothing now, but… 2053 01:43:23,375 --> 01:43:26,625 if I could go back in time to when we were kids… 2054 01:43:28,875 --> 01:43:31,458 I would tell you, "You're the coolest person I've ever met." 2055 01:43:31,541 --> 01:43:32,916 [Drea sobs] 2056 01:43:33,000 --> 01:43:34,291 Because you are. 2057 01:43:35,333 --> 01:43:38,208 And I will regret what I did to you forever. 2058 01:43:39,416 --> 01:43:42,083 So, I'm sorry, Eleanor… 2059 01:43:44,083 --> 01:43:45,041 for everything. 2060 01:43:49,833 --> 01:43:50,833 Whoo! 2061 01:43:50,916 --> 01:43:53,541 Wow. [chuckles] 2062 01:43:53,625 --> 01:43:54,625 [sighs] 2063 01:43:54,708 --> 01:43:58,125 What a heartwarming display of female friendship. I'm kvelling. 2064 01:43:58,208 --> 01:44:02,333 Did you just enter doing a slow clap, you cliché piece of shit? 2065 01:44:02,416 --> 01:44:03,791 Oh, I'm a piece of shit? 2066 01:44:04,291 --> 01:44:06,791 Okay. I think you should look in the mirror, Dre. 2067 01:44:06,875 --> 01:44:11,375 'Cause you ladies have been very, very busy this year, haven't you? 2068 01:44:13,541 --> 01:44:14,500 How did you get that? 2069 01:44:14,583 --> 01:44:16,416 You put your phone in a locked bag at my party. 2070 01:44:16,500 --> 01:44:18,250 You didn't think I was gonna look through it? 2071 01:44:18,750 --> 01:44:20,333 You really are the devil. 2072 01:44:21,166 --> 01:44:22,041 Mean. 2073 01:44:23,791 --> 01:44:25,791 It's upsetting that my entrepreneurial spirit 2074 01:44:25,875 --> 01:44:28,791 has to be reduced to such petty name-calling. 2075 01:44:28,875 --> 01:44:31,000 [tense music plays] 2076 01:44:31,083 --> 01:44:33,583 [exhales] But back to you two. 2077 01:44:33,666 --> 01:44:34,625 The texts. 2078 01:44:35,291 --> 01:44:38,333 They're a great read. That was compelling shit. 2079 01:44:38,416 --> 01:44:40,458 So, you two meet, 2080 01:44:41,125 --> 01:44:43,958 and then Drea hatches this plan, but then you come to find out 2081 01:44:44,041 --> 01:44:46,916 that Eleanor's been playing you the entire time? Like… [chuckles] 2082 01:44:47,000 --> 01:44:49,000 …I did not see that coming at all. 2083 01:44:49,083 --> 01:44:51,333 Also, I gotta-- 2084 01:44:51,416 --> 01:44:52,666 Eleanor, I thought we had 2085 01:44:52,750 --> 01:44:54,666 a whole will-they-won't-they thing going on. 2086 01:44:54,750 --> 01:44:56,291 Now I find out you were pretending? 2087 01:44:57,000 --> 01:44:57,833 Sad. 2088 01:44:57,916 --> 01:44:59,916 [Drea] Where are you going with this, Max? 2089 01:45:00,416 --> 01:45:01,791 What's your plan? 2090 01:45:01,875 --> 01:45:02,833 Well… 2091 01:45:04,875 --> 01:45:07,416 I put you through enough. I was just gonna let it all go. 2092 01:45:07,500 --> 01:45:08,416 Really? 2093 01:45:09,875 --> 01:45:11,500 No, not really. 2094 01:45:12,208 --> 01:45:13,666 Why would I do that? I hate you. 2095 01:45:13,750 --> 01:45:16,333 No, I know all your secrets now, 2096 01:45:16,416 --> 01:45:19,250 so I'm gonna use all the resources at my discretion 2097 01:45:19,333 --> 01:45:22,333 to absolutely annihilate the both of you. 2098 01:45:23,541 --> 01:45:24,833 You know how Drea and I met? 2099 01:45:24,916 --> 01:45:27,125 It was on the first day of freshman year. 2100 01:45:27,833 --> 01:45:28,875 I was in the library, 2101 01:45:28,958 --> 01:45:31,416 and I overheard someone just verbally eviscerating a teacher, 2102 01:45:31,500 --> 01:45:33,375 and I just thought, "Who is that?" 2103 01:45:35,083 --> 01:45:36,041 You were no one. 2104 01:45:36,875 --> 01:45:39,041 You were just some transplant scholarship girl 2105 01:45:39,125 --> 01:45:42,416 who looked completely out of place, and I welcomed you into my world. 2106 01:45:42,500 --> 01:45:45,125 And then what did you do? You used me. 2107 01:45:45,708 --> 01:45:48,416 Because no one would've given a shit about you if it wasn't for me, 2108 01:45:48,500 --> 01:45:50,041 and there was no gratitude from you. 2109 01:45:50,125 --> 01:45:52,750 There was no, "Thank you, Max, for making me matter." 2110 01:45:54,125 --> 01:45:56,625 Honestly, that Teen Vogue video was my breaking point. 2111 01:45:58,083 --> 01:46:01,583 Drea, you're a conniving, selfish sociopath 2112 01:46:01,666 --> 01:46:05,291 who just uses everyone around you to get exactly what you want. 2113 01:46:08,208 --> 01:46:09,250 And so am I. 2114 01:46:10,208 --> 01:46:11,958 Which is the source of the problem, 2115 01:46:12,458 --> 01:46:16,666 because… most people, if they met a clone of themselves, 2116 01:46:16,750 --> 01:46:20,250 they would just be elated. But you and I, we would bury it alive. 2117 01:46:20,333 --> 01:46:23,000 [tense music intensifies] 2118 01:46:23,083 --> 01:46:24,833 Which is what I had to do to you. 2119 01:46:27,125 --> 01:46:28,750 So I told you I loved you. 2120 01:46:30,250 --> 01:46:32,041 I got you to make that video. 2121 01:46:34,333 --> 01:46:37,875 And then I sent it to the entire school. 2122 01:46:46,583 --> 01:46:47,916 Was any of it real? 2123 01:46:50,500 --> 01:46:52,166 [mockingly] I don't know. Was it? 2124 01:46:57,750 --> 01:46:58,833 Okay. [sighs] 2125 01:46:59,458 --> 01:47:02,083 I'm gonna go back to my party now and do fucking coke 2126 01:47:02,166 --> 01:47:05,458 off a girl's butthole… or her belly or something. I don't know. 2127 01:47:06,583 --> 01:47:07,458 All right. 2128 01:47:07,541 --> 01:47:08,958 Well, bye, Dre. 2129 01:47:10,583 --> 01:47:11,750 I really will miss you. 2130 01:47:14,625 --> 01:47:15,708 [Max sighs] 2131 01:47:16,708 --> 01:47:18,291 [laughs] 2132 01:47:21,583 --> 01:47:23,125 Why the fuck are you laughing? 2133 01:47:24,291 --> 01:47:27,208 It's called double assurance, sweetie. Look it up. 2134 01:47:28,166 --> 01:47:29,083 We got him. 2135 01:47:31,041 --> 01:47:33,125 Goddamn, do I love you right now. 2136 01:47:33,208 --> 01:47:34,875 -[laughing] -[Eleanor] Oh my God. 2137 01:47:34,958 --> 01:47:36,458 -[sighs] -[Eleanor] Oh. 2138 01:47:36,541 --> 01:47:38,083 So, we're okay? 2139 01:47:38,166 --> 01:47:40,416 Yeah. [sighs] I think so. 2140 01:47:40,500 --> 01:47:42,083 [Eleanor] Drea, I'm so sorry. 2141 01:47:42,166 --> 01:47:45,375 [Drea] No. It's okay. I think we might be fucked-up soulmates. 2142 01:47:46,000 --> 01:47:48,916 I know I said taking him down wouldn't make us feel better, but… 2143 01:47:49,000 --> 01:47:49,875 Oh. 2144 01:47:50,541 --> 01:47:51,708 Let's do revenge. 2145 01:47:51,791 --> 01:47:53,166 -Let's do revenge. -Yeah. 2146 01:47:53,250 --> 01:47:55,916 [both laugh] 2147 01:47:57,000 --> 01:47:58,125 Ooh, baby. 2148 01:47:58,666 --> 01:48:00,041 Lay down, baby. [groans] 2149 01:48:00,666 --> 01:48:03,500 It's been a long night, but you know what? 2150 01:48:04,000 --> 01:48:08,500 You are a very lucky girl. 2151 01:48:08,583 --> 01:48:10,416 [snorting] 2152 01:48:10,500 --> 01:48:11,666 -[sniffs] -[loud thump] 2153 01:48:12,250 --> 01:48:15,041 -[girl 1] Who touched the aux? -[boy 1] What happened to the music? 2154 01:48:15,125 --> 01:48:16,333 [groans] 2155 01:48:17,333 --> 01:48:18,875 Stay here, baby. [sniffs] 2156 01:48:21,125 --> 01:48:22,708 I'll be back, okay? 2157 01:48:22,791 --> 01:48:26,291 You stay there. You lay down, all right? You can have some of that special stuff. 2158 01:48:27,541 --> 01:48:28,375 [boy 2] Yo, Max! 2159 01:48:28,458 --> 01:48:31,041 Hey, you guys stay there, okay? I'll be back. 2160 01:48:31,125 --> 01:48:34,208 Elliot, you better not be putting on your goddamn music again, man. 2161 01:48:34,291 --> 01:48:37,166 ["Praise You" by Fatboy Slim plays] 2162 01:48:39,416 --> 01:48:41,500 [Max] Do you know how Drea and I first met? 2163 01:48:41,583 --> 01:48:43,083 [girl 2] Are you seeing this? 2164 01:48:44,416 --> 01:48:46,791 -[Max] The first day of freshman year. -What is this? 2165 01:48:46,875 --> 01:48:50,166 -[Max] I was in the library. -What is that? Anyone know what this is? 2166 01:48:50,250 --> 01:48:51,375 [Max] …eviscerating a teacher. 2167 01:48:51,458 --> 01:48:54,166 -What's happening? -[Max] …a conniving, selfish sociopath… 2168 01:48:54,250 --> 01:48:55,208 What's going on? 2169 01:48:55,291 --> 01:48:58,083 [Max] …uses everyone around you to get exactly what you want. 2170 01:48:58,166 --> 01:49:01,291 Hey, guys, this is… this is a joke. I don't know what this is. 2171 01:49:01,375 --> 01:49:03,875 But, hey, come on. Get the party going, huh? 2172 01:49:03,958 --> 01:49:06,666 Get a drink, man. Get a drink. Get the music back up. 2173 01:49:06,750 --> 01:49:09,416 -Elliot, where's the remote, man? -I don't know. 2174 01:49:09,500 --> 01:49:11,083 Fucking help me find it! 2175 01:49:11,166 --> 01:49:14,041 Max, baby! Babe, hey, hey! You looking for this? 2176 01:49:14,125 --> 01:49:17,625 Oh my God, baby. Thank you so much. Oh my God. I love you so much. 2177 01:49:17,708 --> 01:49:20,000 -You love me? -Oh my God. Yes, I love you so much. 2178 01:49:20,083 --> 01:49:23,083 -Fuck you, Max. We're over. -Goddamn it. 2179 01:49:23,166 --> 01:49:24,041 Fuck! 2180 01:49:25,791 --> 01:49:26,791 Fuck! 2181 01:49:27,333 --> 01:49:29,250 Say goodbye to your daddy's Senate career. 2182 01:49:29,333 --> 01:49:31,125 -Are you threatening her? -[Max] Fucker! 2183 01:49:31,208 --> 01:49:33,875 -[Meghan] Aw! -What are you doing, you stupid bitch? 2184 01:49:33,958 --> 01:49:35,625 Ooh, I'm just enjoying the show. 2185 01:49:36,250 --> 01:49:39,166 [Max] Guys, this isn't real. This is a joke. 2186 01:49:39,250 --> 01:49:42,083 You guys, you know me. Elliot, tell them. Tell them. 2187 01:49:42,666 --> 01:49:44,166 I think you should leave, man. 2188 01:49:45,291 --> 01:49:47,458 Oh, wow. Fuck you, dude! 2189 01:49:47,541 --> 01:49:49,500 -Step the fuck back. -Fuck you. 2190 01:49:49,583 --> 01:49:52,666 You're fucking nothing without me. You'd all be fucking nothing! 2191 01:49:52,750 --> 01:49:54,833 Guys, you're turning on the wrong person. 2192 01:49:54,916 --> 01:49:57,375 You know, this was Drea and Eleanor. They did this. 2193 01:49:57,458 --> 01:50:00,375 And they also drugged us all at the ring ceremony. It was them. 2194 01:50:00,458 --> 01:50:03,500 They also leaked all my texts on Valentine's Day! It was them! 2195 01:50:03,583 --> 01:50:06,583 It was fucking-- They're psychos! [panting] 2196 01:50:06,666 --> 01:50:09,083 You know, I'm fucking glad I leaked that video. 2197 01:50:09,166 --> 01:50:10,500 [crowd exclaims] 2198 01:50:11,791 --> 01:50:13,041 Careful, Max. 2199 01:50:13,125 --> 01:50:14,875 [Max panting] 2200 01:50:17,083 --> 01:50:19,083 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 2201 01:50:20,666 --> 01:50:22,458 -[boy 3] Bye, loser. -[Max] Move. 2202 01:50:22,541 --> 01:50:25,166 [boy 4] Don't let the patriarchy hit you on the way out. 2203 01:50:25,666 --> 01:50:27,833 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 2204 01:50:43,250 --> 01:50:45,166 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 2205 01:50:47,583 --> 01:50:49,708 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 2206 01:50:51,916 --> 01:50:53,916 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 2207 01:50:56,333 --> 01:50:58,375 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 2208 01:51:00,708 --> 01:51:04,000 ♪ I have to praise you like I should ♪ 2209 01:51:05,125 --> 01:51:07,000 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 2210 01:51:07,083 --> 01:51:08,416 I thought you might like to know 2211 01:51:08,500 --> 01:51:12,166 that Max Broussard has been expelled from Rosehill effective immediately. 2212 01:51:12,250 --> 01:51:13,375 How thrilling. 2213 01:51:14,291 --> 01:51:15,125 Thank you. 2214 01:51:15,208 --> 01:51:19,833 As a result, unsurprisingly, there is a spot open at Yale. 2215 01:51:19,916 --> 01:51:21,625 I can't promise anything, 2216 01:51:21,708 --> 01:51:23,916 but I'd love to make a call on your behalf. 2217 01:51:24,791 --> 01:51:26,333 Wow. [laughs] 2218 01:51:28,416 --> 01:51:29,375 Huh. 2219 01:51:30,791 --> 01:51:35,333 You know, all I ever wanted for as long as I can remember was to get into Yale. 2220 01:51:37,291 --> 01:51:39,083 But right now, in this moment, 2221 01:51:40,583 --> 01:51:42,250 all I can think is… 2222 01:51:44,666 --> 01:51:46,875 who cares? [chuckles] 2223 01:51:46,958 --> 01:51:49,208 I don't wanna be that person anymore. 2224 01:51:49,791 --> 01:51:51,500 May I let you in on a little secret? 2225 01:51:51,583 --> 01:51:53,500 Your whole life, you've been cocooned. 2226 01:51:53,583 --> 01:51:54,958 ["Bitch" by Meredith Brooks plays] 2227 01:51:55,041 --> 01:51:57,916 Everything you've done, everything that's happened to you, 2228 01:51:58,708 --> 01:52:00,416 it's brought you to this moment. 2229 01:52:01,875 --> 01:52:04,416 And now you're a butterfly… [inhales deeply] 2230 01:52:04,500 --> 01:52:08,125 …a beautiful kaleidoscope of trauma and resilience. 2231 01:52:09,000 --> 01:52:11,791 I know it feels like hell, but… [inhales deeply] 2232 01:52:11,875 --> 01:52:15,083 …you are never more alive than when you're 17 years old. 2233 01:52:16,708 --> 01:52:18,958 Fuck figuring out who you're meant to be. 2234 01:52:19,791 --> 01:52:21,250 Stay lost as long as you can. 2235 01:52:22,000 --> 01:52:23,208 [laughs] 2236 01:52:23,291 --> 01:52:25,291 [in singsong] Let's go! 2237 01:52:25,375 --> 01:52:26,791 Let's get out of here. 2238 01:52:26,875 --> 01:52:31,041 Do you think it's, like, totally bonkers that we're missing graduation? 2239 01:52:31,125 --> 01:52:33,333 If by "bonkers," you mean "amazing." 2240 01:52:35,250 --> 01:52:36,833 That is what I mean. 2241 01:52:36,916 --> 01:52:38,791 Also, who says "bonkers" these days? 2242 01:52:39,375 --> 01:52:41,333 Hmm. Cool kids. 2243 01:52:43,791 --> 01:52:45,541 Oh my God. Turn this shit up. 2244 01:52:45,625 --> 01:52:50,375 ♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a lover I'm a child, I'm a mother ♪ 2245 01:52:50,458 --> 01:52:55,416 ♪ I'm a sinner, I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed ♪ 2246 01:52:55,500 --> 01:53:00,375 ♪ I'm your hell, I'm your dream I'm nothing in between ♪ 2247 01:53:00,458 --> 01:53:04,583 ♪ You know you wouldn't want it Any other way ♪ 2248 01:53:04,666 --> 01:53:06,666 ["Bitch" by Meredith Brooks continues] 2249 01:53:28,500 --> 01:53:30,500 ["Bitch" by Meredith Brooks ends] 2250 01:53:31,125 --> 01:53:33,666 ["Dreams" by The Cranberries plays] 2251 01:53:34,708 --> 01:53:35,666 [chuckles] 2252 01:53:41,625 --> 01:53:42,750 Hey, spot thief. 2253 01:53:45,291 --> 01:53:46,541 What's going on here? 2254 01:53:47,125 --> 01:53:48,000 Um, 2255 01:53:48,708 --> 01:53:52,833 I wanted to do something cute, like a grand gesture. 2256 01:53:53,333 --> 01:53:57,500 But, um, I was waiting for you to walk by, and you… you didn't. 2257 01:53:57,583 --> 01:54:00,666 So, I guess I fell asleep. 2258 01:54:00,750 --> 01:54:06,000 So, I told Vice Principal Norris what I did to Carissa. 2259 01:54:07,583 --> 01:54:12,000 Unfortunately, she's still expelled, as she was, you know, growing drugs. 2260 01:54:12,083 --> 01:54:14,791 -[chuckles] -But I did tell him the truth. 2261 01:54:15,833 --> 01:54:17,458 I talked to Drea. 2262 01:54:18,458 --> 01:54:19,416 You did? 2263 01:54:20,125 --> 01:54:22,000 Yeah, she told me everything. 2264 01:54:22,958 --> 01:54:24,250 She did? [sighs] 2265 01:54:25,708 --> 01:54:26,583 Yeah. 2266 01:54:29,791 --> 01:54:32,750 And… I dig it. 2267 01:54:33,541 --> 01:54:34,875 [laughs] 2268 01:54:35,458 --> 01:54:36,875 What are you gonna do now? 2269 01:54:37,833 --> 01:54:41,250 I think… I'm gonna join the Peace Corps. 2270 01:54:42,000 --> 01:54:43,333 -Really? -Yeah. 2271 01:54:43,416 --> 01:54:44,666 Wow. What do they do? 2272 01:54:44,750 --> 01:54:48,250 -Um, you know, they… restore peace. -Mm-hmm. 2273 01:54:48,333 --> 01:54:51,083 And lots of core work, you know, Pilates, yoga. 2274 01:54:51,166 --> 01:54:52,000 Awful. 2275 01:54:54,708 --> 01:54:57,250 ♪ A different way to be ♪ 2276 01:55:01,291 --> 01:55:03,083 [both laugh] 2277 01:55:03,166 --> 01:55:05,666 ♪ Aah, la-ah-la-ah ♪ 2278 01:55:06,583 --> 01:55:08,500 ♪ La-la-la ♪ 2279 01:55:08,583 --> 01:55:10,833 Wait. How did you get in-- 2280 01:55:10,916 --> 01:55:12,583 Shh. Don't worry about it. 2281 01:55:13,166 --> 01:55:16,333 ♪ La-ah-la-ah ♪ 2282 01:55:17,166 --> 01:55:20,291 ♪ I want more ♪ 2283 01:55:20,833 --> 01:55:24,041 ♪ Impossible to ignore ♪ 2284 01:55:24,125 --> 01:55:27,291 -♪ Impossible to ignore… ♪ -[crowd applauds] 2285 01:55:31,500 --> 01:55:32,791 And before I start my share, 2286 01:55:32,875 --> 01:55:35,416 I just wanna thank everyone for this safe space. 2287 01:55:36,875 --> 01:55:38,041 After all I've been through, 2288 01:55:38,125 --> 01:55:42,166 it feels so nice to be part of a community that… really sees me. 2289 01:55:44,833 --> 01:55:46,000 I love you guys. 2290 01:55:46,083 --> 01:55:49,708 ♪ And now I tell you openly ♪ 2291 01:55:49,791 --> 01:55:53,541 ♪ You have my heart so don't hurt me ♪ 2292 01:55:54,083 --> 01:55:57,166 ♪ You're what I couldn't find ♪ 2293 01:56:01,000 --> 01:56:04,291 ♪ A totally amazing mind ♪ 2294 01:56:04,375 --> 01:56:08,250 ♪ So understanding and so kind ♪ 2295 01:56:09,041 --> 01:56:12,041 ♪ You're everything to me ♪ 2296 01:56:16,875 --> 01:56:23,666 ♪ Oh, my life is changing every day ♪ 2297 01:56:24,250 --> 01:56:26,708 ♪ In every possible way ♪ 2298 01:56:31,583 --> 01:56:35,041 ♪ And oh, my dreams ♪ 2299 01:56:35,125 --> 01:56:38,666 ♪ It's never quite as it seems ♪ 2300 01:56:38,750 --> 01:56:41,666 ♪ 'Cause you're a dream to me ♪ 2301 01:56:41,750 --> 01:56:43,750 ♪ Dream to me ♪ 2302 01:57:00,250 --> 01:57:05,083 ♪ Aah, la-ah-la-ah ♪ 2303 01:57:05,166 --> 01:57:08,458 ♪ La-la-la ♪ 2304 01:57:08,541 --> 01:57:12,333 ♪ La-ah-la-ah ♪ 2305 01:57:14,416 --> 01:57:19,750 ♪ Aah, la-ah-la-ah ♪ 2306 01:57:19,833 --> 01:57:23,083 ♪ La-la-la ♪ 2307 01:57:23,166 --> 01:57:26,750 ♪ La-ah-la-ah ♪ 2308 01:57:29,291 --> 01:57:36,041 ♪ Aah, la-ah-la-ah ♪ 2309 01:57:36,125 --> 01:57:41,250 ♪ La-ah-la-ah ♪ 2310 01:57:41,333 --> 01:57:44,000 [upbeat instrumental music plays] 2311 01:58:58,750 --> 01:59:01,416 [upbeat instrumental music ends] 162714