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Its Time Jail for you, Entropy.

You havent seen the last of me, Time Ryder.

Ill be back!

Yeah!

Now, before I take you back to your present,

I want you to always remember

-You are special. -You are special.

You can achieve incredible things.

The greatest power in the universe

is right between your ears.

♪ Time Ryder, Time Ryder ♪

Mom, can I watch one more?

I dont know, Sue.

Did you do your homework?

Not yet, I will after one more episode.

Please!

Im almost done, I just need, like,

one more day.

This is your final paper.

You had the whole semester.

-I know, but-- -I swear, every year

I get one kid with so much potential,

they got their act together,

they could change the world.

Papers due at midnight.

You wanna graduate?

Then turn something in.

♪

(cell phone vibrates)

♪

-Hi, Mom. -Good news, sweetie.

Grandmas flying out for graduation!

That is so great.

Were so proud of you, honey.

Our little Einstein ready to take on the world.

So, factoring in the speed of light

and the curvature of the Earth,

and adjusting for intermorphic theory of space-time,

you have eight hours

to write the whole term paper.

Good, great.

(sighs)

You wouldve had nine if youd just taken

the clocks word for it, but whatever.

Just start with your name.

And

And here we go.

(bed squeaks)

♪

-(doorbell rings) -One second.

♪

Im sure you cant relate to the struggles

of Susan Hirsch.

After all, you work hard.

You value your time.

Youd never waste your whole night

watching a science fiction TV show.

And the dissimilarities dont stop there.

For Susan Hirsch is about to discover

a secret so shocking that--well, youll find out.

All in goodtime.

Ta-da.

Youve already finished it?

Well, pending the Sue Hirsch seal of approval, of course.

"Exploring Quantum Paradoxes" by Alex Kapur.

-Its cute. -Thanks!

So, when do I get to see yours?

See my what?

Um, your paper.

Whatd you end up writing about?

Oh, you know, sciency physics stuff.

Oh, my God, you havent started yet.

Ive started thinking about it.

Its due at midnight!

But, you know, by the time

he actually gets around to reading,

itll be like 12:30, so--

-Sue, if you dont finish-- -Im gonna finish it.

When?

Tell you what

if someone from the future invents

-time travel-- -Mm-hmm.

--I will go back in time

and place my paper right

(sighs)

here.

You know in order for that to actually work,

you have to write the paper first, right?

You know youve got the wrong equation

for closed timeline curves, right?

Shut up, dont change the subject, okay?

Cause this is about-- what did you just say?

Thats Deutschs model.

What you want is Lloyds.

Like the "who" versus "whom" of timeline equations.

Oh, my God.

Why did I take theoretical physics?

Okay, maybe this will help.

Remember that episode of Time Ryder where

theyre stuck in ancient Rome?

Season two, "Time, Time Again."

Season two of what now?

Time Ryder and the Crono Teens.

What is that, like a cartoon or something?

You dont remember Time Ryder from the 90s?

Sundial Cartoons?

Must be drawing a blank.

I get it, someones zapped the memo eraser

around you, very funny.

Huh?

Time Ryder uses the memo eraser

to erase peoples memories

♪

You know what, we are watching

an episode right now.

What about the paper?

Just one episode, I promise.

Itll be a night you remember

for the rest of your life.

♪

Oh, boy.

Okay, so its like Wishbone meets Captain Planet

but way cooler than--

(loud bang)

♪

Huh.

♪

What is that smell?

I dont-- I dont know,

maybe youre having a stroke.

So, anyway, Time Ryder is captain

of the Crono Squad.

They defend Earths timeline,

so every week he and the Crono Teens

Mustve taken it down again.

Wait

What?

No, thats impossible.

Well, maybe you spelled it wrong.

Thats also impossible.

I was just watching an episode and then you rang,

and I stepped on a

♪

Oh, my God.

♪

Any luck down there, Alex?

Not yet.

Uh, hey, dont you have like a friend

from high school you could ask?

Friend from high school, thats a good one.

Come on, you dont have one friend

that you grew up with?

Of course.

(phone rings)

♪

Hi, honey.

Hey, Mom!

Silly question, but you remember Time Ryder, right?

(static noise)

Sorry, Time what now?

Time Ryder.

Is that a cartoon or something?

Are you kidding?

I watched the cartoons every day after school.

You bought me the toys every Hanukkah.

Well, put some on your list this year,

and well see what Jewish Santa can do.

♪

She doesnt remember it either.

Its like the show never even existed.

Alex, do you think Im crazy?

Um

Maybe youre just having, like, a panic attack.

Sue, please dont do this.

No time to argue, its a four-hour bike ride

to Sundial Cartoons.

Theyll have scripts, theyll have sound,

-theyll have-- -Theyll be closed, Sue.

Then Ill peak through the window.

Even if youre right, youre throwing your

future away for a cartoon.

Its not real, Sue.

Time Ryder is not real.

♪

History needs your help.

♪

Time Ryder!

♪

♪

(sips)

♪

I come from the future.

No, a future.

A future where mankind has reached its full potential.

A future in peril because theres something that

happens here tonight.

Something that changes the course of history.

I have traveled to this locus

of space and time on a desperate mission

to stop it.

So I ask you

in the name of the future of humankind

♪

have you kids seen any weird shit going on tonight?

Okay, uh, one second, guy.

Sue, we gotta call the cops.

This dude is nuts.

No, hes not, hes Time Ryder.

Havent you been listening?

Hes in a turquoise motorcycle outfit.

Listen, there cant be a Time Ryder.

You said it yourself, Time Ryders a cartoon.

Yeah, and hes sitting right in front of us.

(clears throat)

Oh, well, thats the coolest shit Ive ever

seen in my life.

Please continue.

Youre right, smart guy.

Time Ryder is a cartoon.

One that inspires an entire generation

of young minds to pursue science,

including the inventor of time travel.

I told you it was a really good show.

Well, we try.

Wait a second, thats it.

Somehow the entire show

is disappearing from existence.

No one remembers it, even my toys have disappeared.

My God.

That show is the most important piece of childrens

entertainment in the universe.

Its the foundation on which my future was built.

And if it disappears

(static)

My futures history.

Whoa.

We need to go back.

To the moment this all began.

And we need to find out who

or what is erasing that show and stop it.

♪

But Ill need your help.

Are you with me, Crono Teens?

Im 23.

Then raise your right hand.

Okay.

Do you vow to preserve the past?

-We vow. -Uh, yes.

Do you swear to defend the future?

-We swear. -I swear.

Do you have any homework due tomorrow?

Mmm, give me one second.

Sue, youve gotta finish your paper.

Um, he has a time machine, duh.

-Were good. -Mm-hmm.

In that case

Crono Teens unite.

♪

-It goes on top. -Yeah, that was

self explanatory, sorry.

Are you ready to ride the timeline, kids?

Yeah!

Lets ride.

Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.

(muttering)

Oh, yes.

Is it over?

Mm, this never gets old.

(vibrating)

(zaps)

♪

(buzzing)

One second.

♪

Okay.

These Invisibracelets are linked to the ROYGBIV

scrambalizer on my Crono Gauntlet.

As long as you wear them, no one from the past

can see you or hear you.

This is so cool.

Okay, Alex, here we go.

Ta-da!

No, no, thats too much crotch.

Uh

Ta-da!

Why, why Jazz hands?

What am I doing?

All right, uh

Ta-dow!

Yeah.

You got a fast-forward button on that thing?

Oh, I am rank.

Ta-da!

Youve already finished it.

Lets just, uh

lets keep moving.

You know, by the time he actually gets around

to reading it, itll be like 12:30, so--

Sue, if you dont finish it--

Im gonna finish it.

When?

Okay, tell you what, if someone from the future

invents time travel

Were in, keep your eyes open for any anomalies.

Look, my toys.

I thought you said they disappeared.

They will, but they havent yet.

This isnt the past, its the past of your past.

Could this be any more confusing?

Its our past before our timelines changed.

Does that mean

Okay, you remember that episode of Time Ryder

where they get stuck in ancient Rome?

Really, another Time Ryder story?

Okay, lets go down this rabbit hole again.

You remember the show.

I dont remember remembering the show.

-Season two-- -Its like you really

did get hit with a memo eraser.

Thats impossible.

The only memo eraser on active service

is right

♪

(sniffing)

♪

Looking for this?

Entropy.

♪

Ive waited a long time for this.

But in some ways its been no time at all.

Prepare yourself Time Ryder.

It looks like time is about to ride you!

(memo eraser charging)

Hey, asshole.

-Huh? -(struggling)

♪

(zaps)

Oh!

Okay, first of all, I knew I wasnt

the stinky one.

And second of all, who or what the hell was that?

Remember when I told you I come from a future

thats great?

-No. -Well, I did.

Anyway, Entropy comes from a future that sucks.

Of course!

Entropys the one trying to erase our show.

With my memories, damn.

We played right into his trap.

We need to go back again.

Trust me, just one episode.

Come here.

Lets ride.

(buzzing)

(whooshing)

♪

Keep your eyes peeled.

Entropy could attack anywhere at any time.

There he is.

Oh, I am rank.

(whirring)

♪

Damn.

Why us, why now?

♪

Well ask him when we catch him.

Got a fast-forward button on that thing?

Lets keep moving.

(rustling)

Why--why would he do that?

Lets move.

(garbage cans rattle)

♪

Were in, keep your eyes open for any anomalies.

Oh, there.

My toys

I thought you said they disappeared.

They will, but they havent yet,

this isnt your past, its the past of your past.

Can this be any more confusing?

Sure can, buddy.

Entropy should reappear to steal my memo eraser

-in T minus-- -Oh, there he is.

He stole the memo thing.

Damn!

Tracking his signature.

Hes coming back around.

The only memo eraser in active service

is right

(radar beeping)

Looking for this?

Got him.

Hey, asshole.

(struggling)

♪

Oh!

Damn, we played right into his trap.

We need to go back again.

Trust me, just one episode.

Come here.

Lets ride!

Okay, and what the hell was that?

Maybe we won.

Maybe Time Ryder got the cuffs on him

and hes hauling him off to Time Base One.

(screaming)

♪

(garbage cans rattle)

Ryder!

What is that smell?

♪

(chuckles)

(whirring, blasting)

♪

Oh, oh, oh.

♪

Oh, my God, is he dead?

Hes alive.

Okay, so what-- what do we do?

Cause, I mean, has anything like this

ever happened on the show?

Actually, in episode 304--

Of course.

Oh no.

No, no, no, no, no.

Relax, Ive seen this done a million times

on the show, its just

-Oh, oops. -Oops?

Just let me close out of this.

♪

All right.

(whines)

♪

Oh!

♪

-(doorbell rings) -One second.

♪

-I got it! -Wait, wait, you should

probably stay on the bed with me.

Its safer.

♪

Ta-da!

Oh, no, too much crotch.

Uh, ta-da--no.

Its jazz hands.

All right.

Ta-dow.

Ta-dow!

(sniffs)

Oh!

I am rank.

♪

(shooting sound effect)

Uh, what?

-Looking for this? -No!

Ta-da!

(thunder and lightning)

Huh?

Oh!

(thunder rumbles)

Entropy, youre under arrest for causality violations

in Continuum Sector 818.

Nice moves, Crono Teens.

Thanks for leaving that note.

Wait, we didnt leave a note.

Huh.

Guess I left it for myself.

Not a bad move.

You know, its against regulations to take

a Crono Captains memo eraser without

his consent.

I know, but it was the only way to make sure

the Entropy didnt completely erase everything.

It looks like it worked.

Hey

I think I remember the TV show.

Including that shitty Christmas special you did.

Huh.

Everyones a critic, arent they?

Well, it seems as though the timeline is back on course,

and this case is history.

Thats it?

♪

Crono Squad thanks you for your service.

No, no, that-- that cant be it.

I mean, what was he doing here?

Why did he coming after us?

I have so many questions.

Of course you do.

Youre a scientist, Sue.

But your place is in here now.

Entropys secrets belong to the future.

(Entropy chuckles)

Will I ever-- will we ever

see you again?

Only time will tell.

Jesus.

Now, if youll excuse me,

I need to take this

scum back to Time Base One.

Au revoir, Crono Teens.

♪

Lets ride.

(whirring)

Oh, yes!

Yes, yes.

(zap)

Au revoir.

(rain pelting window)

Ugh.

Well, that was

an interesting way to spend an evening.

Oof.

Uh, so

back to work?

How can you say that?

What?

We just traveled through time.

We were Crono Teens.

We cant just pretend like that didnt happen.

Ryder was right, this is where we belong.

I cant go back to the way things were.

Back--this is the back, Sue.

We are back, and you got a lot of work to do.

♪

Youre right.

What are you look--

We do.

Is it happening--oh.

Its Entropys ring.

The source of all his power.

Great, I--I wonder what its doing here.

I dont know, but as Crono Teens,

its our duty to pass it off

to the right authorities.

Are you kid--

Of course it is.

We should give it back to Time Base One.

Itll be safe there.

I mean, what if it got into the wrong hands?

It already is in the wrong hands.

Dont you wanna see Time Base One?

Its one of the seven wonders of the galaxy,

and to set this right?

No!

I dont.

So, if you wanna play time teen, by all means,

but--but youre on your own, okay?

Fine, suit yourself.

No, thats the wrong answer.

Sue, Sue, you sit down on this bed, Sue--Sue!

-Time Base One! -No!

♪

(disco music)

(zap)

Oh, hey.

Those were on your--

Uh, where are we?

I thought Time Base One was in the future.

I thought so too.

Judging by the freshness of that guys kicks,

Id say we were in 1995.

Were in the 90s.

Of course.

Ahem!

Hi.

Were here to see Time Ryder.

Did you have an appointment?

No, but we came to give him this.

♪

What did you say your name was?

Susan Hirsch.

Oh.

Oh, yeah, well, come on in, Miss Hirsch.

Yeah, please.

Ill get this to Captain Ryder

right away.

♪

(evil chuckling)

♪

What is going on?

Dont you see, Alex?

Time Base One is Sundial Cartoons.

Thats why the show looks just like the future

because the show is made by people from the future.

So, this guy right here

is from the future?

They all are.

Think about it.

Crono Squads entire mission is to protect humanitys future,

and what better way to do that than by inspiring

the children of the past.

Is that who I think it is?

I dont know.

Listen, we saw this place.

Can we please leave?

♪

Hey, future guy.

Nice corduroys.

Yeah.

♪

Mr. Nash?

Uh-huh?

I--Im a really big fan of your show.

I actually saw you a while back at CronoCon.

Well, I guess 20 years from now,

but um

Im rambling.

Can I get you to sign something for me?

-Name? -Susan Hirsch.

♪

Susan Hirsch?

Wally.

Wally Nash.

Its an honor to meet you, young lady.

It is?

Well, of course it is.

Youll have to excuse us if were all a little

star struck.

Its not every day we meet the Mother of Time.

♪

(whispering)

♪

Yeah, thats me.

♪

Mother of Time.

Come on, guys.

Miss Hirsch has some urgent business

with Captain Ryder.

Guys, come on.

Okay, whats the problem?

Weve been trying to send Lord Snappington here

back to Time Jail, but we cant get

a signature lock.

Have you compensated for signal interference?

Thats just it, the channels clear,

but we can only read Time Jail for a few seconds

at a time, almost as if its--

Its flickering out of existence.

(evil chuckling)

♪

Is that you, Time Ryder?

I know you can hear me.

What have you done?

No, no, no, no, no.

This is Deutschs model, you want Lloyds model.

You ever see "Time, Time Again"?

Uh

Yeah, this whole thing is a mess.

Thanks.

Whens it due again?

Midnight.

Thank God for time travel.

Right.

Wait, what?

What?

Im whating your what.

So clarify your what.

You still have enough time to do your paper, right?

Yes, I have a time machine.

♪

Uh-oh.

Um

Okay, do you know how time travel works?

Do you know how time--cause Im

I have no idea.

(cackling)

You know what the best part of an eternity

in Time Jail was?

I had eternity to think up the perfect plan.

(cackling)

Even though you are in the past right now,

your present continues to move forward without you.

Okay.

♪

You wanna graduate?

Then turn something in.

Sorry, I gotta get out of here.

As we learned with the Logan-Prescott Theory--

I know this, any object traveling through time

must return to its own present.

-Yes. -Mm-hmm.

So even though you are in 1996 right now,

and its 2:45pm.

That means in my own present time its

Oh, crap.

Im sorry.

Im sorry, I--I have to go.

Sue, Sue.

Logan-Prescott Theorem.

Dont freak out, but our present is happening

-without us. -I know.

You know?

-You lied to me? -Im sorry.

I just had to see this place.

It was a mistake, it was a big, big mistake.

Do you have any idea what time it is?

Oh no, the paper.

(alarm blares)

Timeline breach detected.

Entropy, you scum.

Save your anger for the Mother of Time.

She lied to you, Time Ryder.

What are you talking about?

(evil cackling)

Her homework?

No, she took an oath.

I mustve come up with a million ways

to exact my revenge.

This one wasnt the best,

but it was the most ironic.

It seems you dont need an army

or a doomsday weapon to destroy the future,

all you need is to give Susan Hirsch what she

always wanted

a chance to star in a real-life

Time Ryder and the Crono Teens adventure.

Youre forgetting one thing, smart guy.

Youre in here.

Whos gonna get you out of that?

Isnt it obvious?

I am.

(cackling)

Hey, Captain.

Susan Hirsch is here.

What, how?

She came to bring you this.

Thank you.

Greetings from the future, Time Ryder.

(bones crack)

(cackling)

No!

♪

Thank you.

(cackling)

♪

Damn.

♪

Susan, how could you do this?

Ive let you down, Im sorry.

Whats happening?

She didnt do her paper.

Shes gonna flunk out of school.

But if she flunks out of school,

she wont get into grad school.

She doesnt go to grad school,

shell never invent time travel.

She doesnt invent time travel,

the future will never exist,

and neither will we.

Okay, lets just all calm down.

Oh, my God, were all gonna die!

Well, were still here,

which means we still have a chance.

My papers due at midnight.

Its 11:30, and I havent even started.

You havent even started?

Well, I started thinking about it.

But.

every time I go to write this stupid paper, its--

its hard, and Im worried Im gonna be a big failure

and let everyone down,

so II put it off, and I watch cartoons.

♪

I am not the Mother of Time.

I will never be her.

Im a failure.

-No. -Youre not a failure yet.

Look, the papers due on his desk at midnight,

but hes probably not gonna get to it till 12:30.

So what?

So, if we can stall him,

if we can get him out of that office,

we can buy Sue time to finish her paper.

♪

Did I get that right?

Is that how time travel works?

Cause Im just a plus one here.

Sues less-important friend is right.

Yeah--all right.

We can buy you the time.

Can you get the job done?

Of course she can.

Shes a Crono Teen.

♪

Yeah, I can do it.

♪

♪

(scribbling)

♪

(cart squeaking)

♪

♪

(glasses crunch)

♪

Hello?

♪

Hello?

♪

Okay.

Term paper.

The universe hangs in the balance.

Start with your name.

Your professor.

The date.

♪

First sentence.

♪

Whoevers doing this, its not funny!

♪

The deans gonna find out about it.

-♪ Time Ryder ♪ -Youre gonna get

kicked out of school!

Its worth it.

Hello!

♪ Time Ryder, Time Ryder ♪

♪ And the Crono Teens ♪

♪ Protecting our future ♪

♪ Preserving the past ♪

Hah!

♪ If you mess with the timeline ♪

♪ You better watch your back ♪

♪ Time Ryder, Time Ryder ♪

Great.

More kneeling.

It seems you cannot reach your Gauntlet.

You cant snap your fingers, asshole.

Then I suppose we will just have to stay like this

forever.

(laughing)

(punching)

♪

Hey!

Professor Dobkin.

Alex, was that you the whole time?

-Was what me? -Youre fighting

stinks worse than your breath.

Breathe it in!

(vigorous typing)

♪

You know you dropped some papers back there?

No, I got em all right here.

No, Im pretty sure you dropped more--

Alex.

(struggling)

♪

Ah!

Okay, fine, you know what?

You flunk me, okay?

Because if theres anything Ive learned

from this adventure its that--

-Okay, youre flunked. -What?

Go away.

I was gonna--

I couldnt stop Dobkin.

Alex, whats going on?

You need to hurry, Sue.

Im typing as fast as I can think.

Dont flip out!

(struggling)

Heads up.

I think I can do this, Alex.

Im so close.

Lets table this conversation.

Oh, no!

Are you there, Alex?

Alex?

Oh, my God, its so simple.

Alex, whats going on?

Sue?

Keep working on that paper.

♪

(struggling)

Can you feel it?

♪

Your future fading away?

(evil cackle)

(typing)

♪

Just let it happen.

Nothing can stop the spread of Entropy!

(evil cackle)

Thank you.

(zapping)

(panting)

No!

♪

(zap)

♪

Sue!

Alex, whats going on?

(heavy breathing)

Is that you, Time Ryder?

What happened to Alex?

Man down, Sue.

You can stop writing.

What?

Im--Im almost finished.

Its too late.

You need to get out of there.

The Temporo Porter, go.

Its over, Alex is gone.

Timeline collapse imminent.

Get to the platform, I can send you back

to your present.

Youll be safe, but you have to hurry.

What about you?

♪

Its too late for me.

♪

In 30 seconds that machine wont exist anymore

and youll be stuck in the past--go.

♪

Okay, Im inside.

(heavy breathing)

Goodbye, Susan Hirsch.

♪

Goodbye, Susan Hirsch.

Goodbye, Time Ryder.

♪

Paradox detected.

Its not working.

"Paradox detected," what the hell

is it talking about?

Its talking about me.

Episode 23.

The problem with paradoxes,

in about 30 seconds Ill be a girl

who remembers a show that never existed,

which makes me a living, breathing paradox.

And you cant return to the present until

the paradox is resolved.

How do I resolve it?

(static)

♪

No.

No, no, that is not an option.

Its your only option.

♪

Then Ill find another one!

Sue, you can stay in the past forever

or let me go and face the future on your own.

I cant, I mean, look at me, Im a mess.

I cant--I cant do this without you.

Of course you can.

And Ill tell you why

♪

because you are special.

♪

You can achieve incredible things.

And the greatest power in the universe

♪

is right between your ears.

♪

You dont need me anymore.

♪

You dont need me--

Ryder!

(alarm blares)

♪

Crono Teens unite.

(whirring)

♪

You are special.

♪

You can achieve incredible things.

The greatest power in the universe--

The greatest power in the universe

is right between your ears.

--is right between your ears.

♪

♪

♪ My cuts dont bleed the way they used to ♪

♪

Hmm.

♪

-(doorbell rings) -One second.

♪

(static)

♪

Ta-da!

Youve already finished it?

Well, pending the Sue Hirsch seal of approval, of course.

"Exploring Quantum Paradoxes" by Alex Kapur.

-Its cute. -Thanks.

So, when do I get to see yours?

See my what?

Um, your paper.

What did you end up writing about?

Uh, you know, sciency physics stuff.

You havent started yet?

Okay, dont panic.

If time travel is invented--

-Dont do this again, Sue. -in the future,

I would leave it right

♪

here?

♪

♪ Time Ryder, Time Ryder ♪

♪ And the Crono Teens ♪

♪ Time Ryder, Time Ryder ♪

♪ And the Crono Teens ♪

♪ Protecting our future ♪

♪ Preserving the past ♪

♪ If you mess with the timeline ♪

♪ You better watch your back ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Time Ryder, Time Ryder ♪

♪ And the Crono Teens ♪

♪ Time Ryder, Time Ryder ♪

♪ And the Crono Teens ♪

♪

♪

♪

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