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What, are we ready?
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OK.
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All right, settle
everyone, please.
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Quiet on the set.
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OK, let's do this.
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What I want you to do is
when the camera starts
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moving forward, just
start to drift back
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to that day, that moment,
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when you knew, right?
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And roll sound.
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Speed.
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Roll camera.
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Rolling.
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Marker.
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Action.
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I'm not in love,
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so don't forget it,
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it's just a silly phase
I'm going through.
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And just because, I caught...
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What happened?
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Now, he was master of the world.
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And though he was not
quite sure what to do next,
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he would think of something.
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Look, it's a soldier.
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He's going to throw a grenade.
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Cut.
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Action.
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Patrick Read Johnson!
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Mom!
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Patrick Read Johnson!
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What did you even need it
to be a zebra for, anyway?
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It's for one of my films.
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You don't understand.
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You're not a filmmaker.
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I'm trying real hard
to understand you.
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On the good news front,
he did promise the horse
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would be brown again by dinner.
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So I was thinking.
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Maybe it's time we thought
about adopting another baby.
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How many babies do you
want to have, exactly?
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A dozen?
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I'm not sure...
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Jesus Christ.
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Editing is when you see
something in your story
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that you don't like and
you just take it out.
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Take it out.
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Cut.
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I already got blown up
in the grenade scene.
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Just jump.
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He deserves a childhood.
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Everybody deserves a childhood.
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I'm not sure it's the childhood
they think they deserve.
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I think the
childhood that people
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deserve is the one where they
learn how the world works.
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I haven't always been
wise, or done what's right?
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Line.
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We all made mistakes.
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It's what we do after we make
the mistake that's important.
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I don't think we learn how
the world works at the movies.
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When is the time?
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When is he going to learn?
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Patrick Read Johnson?
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Where's your brother?
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Mom, do you mind?
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I'll be back with a shotgun.
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Mom, help me.
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Patrick!
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One of you is in big trouble.
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Steven Spielberg?
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Who the hell is
Steven Spielberg?
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You're kidding, right?
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Do I look like I'm kidding?
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The guy who made Jaws, the most
successful movie of all time?
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The movie we're making
a sequel to here?
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By make, do you
mean he produced it?
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No, directed it.
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Careful, you're bleeding
on Moonbase Alpha.
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OK, so tell me, Pat.
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What the hell's the
difference between a director
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and a producer?
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Well...
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Patrick!
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Patrick!
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I don't know where
you're hiding,
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but I'm going to
Jungle's in 15 minutes.
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And if you want me to
pick up any more film,
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you better clean up this
shark attack mess before I go.
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And don't forget, it's
your turn to do the runs.
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Producer, director.
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Anyway, in Steven Spielberg's
first movie, Duel,
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this guy's being chased by
this old diesel fuel truck.
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He cut off on the
highway, and this truck
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is, like, the unstoppable
ghost truck from hell.
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Truck that's been on the
highway since the beginning
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of time and always will be.
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And every time this
guy thinks he's
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gotten away from
the thing, wham,
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it's right there behind him.
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Or in the case of this one
shot, in front of him, waiting.
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And the way Steven
Spielberg shoots it,
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he doesn't just have a
dorky close up of the guy
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going, whoa, to his
POV of the truck
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on the road to another
shot of the guy reacting.
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Oh, of course not.
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No, Spielberg has
this car racing up
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the highway in a long shot.
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And suddenly, the car
slams on its brakes, wham,
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camera pulls back to
reveal the underside
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of this dark, oily, smelly,
rumbling, smoldering,
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mechanical monster
waiting for him.
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Could you get Hooper's torso?
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So the car hitting its
brakes is the reaction shot.
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The squeal of the car's tires
is the main character's scream
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of terror.
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I still don't get how you
think you can get away
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with making a Jaws 2.
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I mean, at the end of Jaws
1, the shark's nothing
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but red mist and bone meal.
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No, no, no, not if it's
like the truck in Duel.
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Not if it's a shark
that's been swimming
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in the ocean since the beginning
of time, and always will be,
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the primordial
carnivore instinct
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made manifest by its
insatiable desire to feed.
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What the hell are
you talking about?
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The pool filter will
get the rest out?
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And what happened the
other six films we started?
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We're a movie studio, Bill.
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If we're going to make it, we
need to work on as many movies
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as we can.
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Or maybe we could
just finish one.
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Requiem to the Planet of
the Apes is almost finished.
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Almost finished?
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You've been working on it
since you were 12 years old.
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Well, I want it to be perfect.
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Well shit, Pat, it's
already got a bunch
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of other 12-year-olds
running around a cornfield,
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and bad rubber monkey
mask chasing you
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in a loincloth pretending
to be Charlton Heston.
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What could be more
perfect than that?
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Are you ever going to start
taking this stuff seriously?
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- Hell no.
- Why not?
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Because I don't think
that making little super
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eight movies in Pat
Johnson's backyard
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is my ticket to Hollywood.
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Then why do you keep
showing up to help?
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Because I feel
sorry for you, Pat.
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Why?
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Oh, shit.
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What's that?
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That wasn't a shotgun.
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It was my stupid brother Pat.
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Patrick, when you
dragged your box spring
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mattress out into the woods
so your German snipers
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could fall out of the
trees without getting
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killed, what did I say?
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You said, Patrick...
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Electrons, please.
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When you spray painted
your sister's horse
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to look like a zebra,
what did I say?
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After that.
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You said that you would
always support whatever road
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I chose to follow, as long as
I was willing to pay the toll.
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And I always have been.
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I painted Jody's
horse brown again.
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You were 10.
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That was a noble gesture,
but you're not 10 anymore.
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And I'm not paying for
another pool filter.
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Mom, we don't need
a new pool filter.
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Why is it that every time
I blow the circuit breakers
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in this house, you panic?
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That's what circuit
breakers are, for blowing,
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to keep things from breaking
when you push them too far.
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That's exactly my point.
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You're pushing things too far.
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Mom, the shark attack had to
look like it was taking place
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out at sea, at night.
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We couldn't take the
shark out to Lake Michigan
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past the waves, or it'd
be too deep to operate.
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Plus, we had to shoot
it day for night,
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because I don't have
any decent lights,
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and we couldn't use
them on the water
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without electrocuting
Bill anyway.
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So the perfect solution was
to shoot it in an insert tank.
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It's a swimming pool.
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Playing the best
music, WLS, Chicago
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your car shouldn't blow
all your hard earned dough.
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She's ready to go with Vesuvio.
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Lot of requests for this
one to start your day.
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Have little Queen along the way.
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Good morning, Mr. And
Mrs. Warren High School.
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And all freaks hiding behind
the ROTC jet smoking pot.
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This is this year's president of
the student body, Bill Holmes,
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along with this year's
resident of the student
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body, Pat Johnson.
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And these are the
morning announcements
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for August 23, 1976.
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The new school year got off to
a rousing start at the pep rally
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yesterday with over 100 members
of the Warren Township marching
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band all blowing and beating
their instruments in unison.
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Wrap it up, boys.
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OK, today's menu
is an old favorite.
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That's right.
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The cafeteria is
serving muttloaf,
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served with green-ish beans and
your choice of mashed potatoes
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or tater tits...
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I mean tots.
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Damn it, Holmes, you cannot
say tits in the morning
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announcements.
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Well, you just did.
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Besides, my tits
was the a typo tits.
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I'm pretty you meant to
write tots, not tits.
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Damn it, Holmes.
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And finally, in
the sports report,
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the varsity football team, led
by quarterback Doug Austerlin,
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trounced Stephenson yesterday.
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At the victory party,
Doug had this to say...
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Oh man, I think
I'm going to hurl.
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What are you idiots doing?
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Practicing our pick up
routine for parties.
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If one of us spots a
girl we want to meet,
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the other one picks a fight and
pretends to beat the crap out
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of the guy that wants the girl.
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Then, the girl
comes over and makes
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sure the guy who got
beat up is all right,
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gets him ice and
offers to drive him
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to the hospital, and...
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Finds out he's a
lying, cheating ass,
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and hits him with a shovel?
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Oh.
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Only you would think
this could work?
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Oh.
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Oh, man.
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I think you're going to hurl.
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Today's lesson, never
mess with the alpha male.
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Oh, are you OK, Patty?
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Did he just say alpha male?
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Somebody give him some ice.
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See, it does work.
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Take heart, my
friend, we love you.
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Though it seems
like you're alone.
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A million lights above you
smile down upon your home.
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Hurry, put your
troubles in a suitcase
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and come let the new child play.
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Lonely as a whisper on a
star chase, I'm leaving here.
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I'm long away.
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For all the stars in
heaven I would not live...
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I could not live this way.
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I'm the Amazing Alfredo,
ladies and gentlemen.
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I'll guess your age, your
weight, your month of birth.
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Who's next?
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You?
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All right.
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What's up with your head?
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Some kid threw up on my face.
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Again.
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Oh, it seems you're a lot
heavier than I expected.
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Grab yourself a
prize, young lady,
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00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:47,107
and try not to eat so
many hot dogs, huh?
259
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,308
Oh, you.
260
00:16:48,342 --> 00:16:49,544
You there.
261
00:16:49,577 --> 00:16:51,311
What can I guess for
you today, young lady?
262
00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:52,514
Come on.
263
00:16:52,547 --> 00:16:53,548
Huh?
264
00:16:53,581 --> 00:16:55,783
I am the amazing Alfredo,
ladies and gentlemen.
265
00:16:55,817 --> 00:16:57,251
Step right up.
266
00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:58,586
I'll guess your
age, your weight.
267
00:17:01,689 --> 00:17:02,724
Who's next?
268
00:17:02,757 --> 00:17:04,391
Something up with you and Robin?
269
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,393
All right, what can I
guess for you today, lady?
270
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:07,327
- My age.
- Very well.
271
00:17:07,361 --> 00:17:08,730
What? No. No.
272
00:17:08,763 --> 00:17:11,265
I'm writing my answer on my
official Amazing Alfredo...
273
00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:13,300
Jeez, Donny, she's my
best friend's girlfriend.
274
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,669
- They broke up weeks ago.
- What?
275
00:17:14,702 --> 00:17:16,136
She wants to get married.
276
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:17,170
He doesn't.
277
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,606
- What?
- That's cheating.
278
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,608
Just making a little
conversation here.
279
00:17:20,642 --> 00:17:21,709
Sheesh.
280
00:17:21,743 --> 00:17:22,777
OK.
281
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:26,413
You got anything else, Patty?
282
00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,148
This is like old man food.
283
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:29,416
That's all there was left.
284
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,451
What is vermouth anyway?
285
00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:34,321
Did you bring us all out here
with the promise of alcohol,
286
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,290
and the most amazing
view in Lake County,
287
00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:37,559
and this is what we get?
288
00:17:37,592 --> 00:17:38,626
Patrick.
289
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,231
More booze, Pat.
290
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:45,767
Go buy some.
291
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:46,834
With what?
292
00:17:46,868 --> 00:17:48,235
This is Pat.
293
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,170
Every dollar he
makes shoveling shit
294
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:52,339
goes towards building
spaceships for his latest epic.
295
00:17:53,775 --> 00:17:56,209
Get a real job, Pat.
296
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:59,581
We'll all like it better if
you keep giving us more booze.
297
00:17:59,614 --> 00:18:02,382
I'll like you better if
you get under this blanket
298
00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:03,483
and keep me warm.
299
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:14,261
It's a free country, though,
you have to get married.
300
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,864
Go to hell, Bill.
301
00:18:27,909 --> 00:18:29,611
What?
302
00:18:29,644 --> 00:18:30,645
Nothing.
303
00:18:35,683 --> 00:18:36,784
What?
304
00:18:48,529 --> 00:18:50,665
Mm... Patrick.
305
00:18:52,533 --> 00:18:54,167
Patrick.
306
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:55,536
Patrick.
307
00:18:55,570 --> 00:18:57,505
What?
308
00:18:57,538 --> 00:19:00,440
Why am I giving you a ride home?
309
00:19:00,474 --> 00:19:02,409
Because my car's in the shop.
310
00:19:05,546 --> 00:19:07,715
Why is your car in the shop?
311
00:19:07,749 --> 00:19:08,883
Have you ever seen "Duel."
312
00:19:12,987 --> 00:19:16,758
OK, well anyway, I can't get
it out until I earn some money.
313
00:19:16,791 --> 00:19:18,526
And I can't earn
some money until I
314
00:19:18,559 --> 00:19:20,928
get a job, which I wouldn't
be able to go to if I had one
315
00:19:20,962 --> 00:19:23,665
because my car's in the shop.
316
00:19:23,698 --> 00:19:26,266
Why don't you come
work at Games?
317
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:31,673
I don't think I should work
in Games, if... you know,
318
00:19:31,706 --> 00:19:33,975
you and I are...
319
00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:39,279
You and I aren't.
320
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:40,948
Because of Bill?
321
00:19:40,982 --> 00:19:44,986
No, not because of Bill!
322
00:19:45,019 --> 00:19:50,290
I don't give it one
damn, damn, about Bill!
323
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:53,695
This, right now,
is because of Bill,
324
00:19:53,728 --> 00:19:57,865
and his journey to the center
of Debbie What's-her-pants.
325
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,836
Oh.
326
00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:08,710
OK, I... well, if you guys
are broken up for good,
327
00:20:08,743 --> 00:20:11,979
then why not?
328
00:20:12,013 --> 00:20:14,615
Because you're a goofy boy.
329
00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:25,993
But mostly because
you're leaving.
330
00:20:26,027 --> 00:20:27,360
What are you talking about?
331
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:28,395
So go.
332
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:34,602
OK.
333
00:20:34,635 --> 00:20:36,003
Wait.
334
00:20:36,037 --> 00:20:38,371
Wait, come here.
335
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:39,640
Be quiet.
336
00:20:39,674 --> 00:20:41,876
You are going to find
the perfect girl for you
337
00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:43,611
really soon.
338
00:20:43,644 --> 00:20:46,446
And then you'll finally
lose your virginity.
339
00:20:47,782 --> 00:20:51,018
And then I'll be kicking
myself because I didn't
340
00:20:51,052 --> 00:20:52,720
get to add it to my collection.
341
00:20:54,522 --> 00:20:56,758
Well, add it, please.
342
00:20:56,791 --> 00:20:57,759
Pat.
343
00:20:57,792 --> 00:20:59,627
Yeah.
344
00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:00,795
Get out.
345
00:21:02,530 --> 00:21:03,965
Get out.
346
00:21:05,566 --> 00:21:09,904
Upon the wall, it
hides the nasty stain
347
00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:13,641
that's lying there.
348
00:21:13,674 --> 00:21:14,942
I'd marry you.
349
00:22:19,740 --> 00:22:20,942
Guys.
350
00:22:23,177 --> 00:22:24,377
Guys.
351
00:22:26,147 --> 00:22:27,447
Check it out.
352
00:22:30,151 --> 00:22:32,620
Is this the coolest
thing ever or what?
353
00:22:32,653 --> 00:22:34,789
It's obviously not a
natural rock formation.
354
00:22:34,822 --> 00:22:38,125
It's got to be some kind of
exotic alien unobtainium.
355
00:22:38,159 --> 00:22:39,727
But what does it all symbolize?
356
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,461
Does the monolith
represent a wall
357
00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:44,866
that we're destined for
ourselves against forever,
358
00:22:44,899 --> 00:22:47,400
a headstone for the
already doomed human race,
359
00:22:47,434 --> 00:22:51,471
or is it a doorway to the
infinite potential afforded
360
00:22:51,505 --> 00:22:52,740
by a boundless universe?
361
00:22:52,773 --> 00:22:54,876
There's only one
way to find out.
362
00:22:54,909 --> 00:22:56,476
We have to touch it.
363
00:22:56,510 --> 00:22:57,745
Don't be afraid.
364
00:22:57,778 --> 00:22:59,013
This is our big moment.
365
00:22:59,046 --> 00:23:02,617
Just think, somewhere beyond the
far corners of the mind's eye,
366
00:23:02,650 --> 00:23:05,786
powerful beings beyond
our ken are watching.
367
00:23:05,820 --> 00:23:08,089
For all we know,
Douglas Trumbull himself
368
00:23:08,122 --> 00:23:10,157
could be watching
us, waiting for us
369
00:23:10,191 --> 00:23:12,193
to walk through this
quantum mechanical door.
370
00:23:12,226 --> 00:23:14,028
So come on, fellow hominids.
371
00:23:14,061 --> 00:23:16,030
Gather round.
372
00:23:16,063 --> 00:23:19,667
Walk right up, walk upright,
and touch the monolith.
373
00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:28,809
I can fix this.
374
00:23:28,843 --> 00:23:29,911
I...
375
00:23:29,944 --> 00:23:31,512
Patrick Read Johnson!
376
00:23:31,545 --> 00:23:34,548
Oh, no.
377
00:23:34,582 --> 00:23:36,183
What?
378
00:23:36,217 --> 00:23:37,952
Where's your dresser?
379
00:23:42,757 --> 00:23:43,791
Hmm?
380
00:23:45,126 --> 00:23:48,195
At the first crack of dawn
we're turning things on.
381
00:23:49,964 --> 00:23:52,667
Are there schools around that
teach you how to be a producer?
382
00:23:52,700 --> 00:23:53,834
Director.
383
00:23:53,868 --> 00:23:56,070
OK, are there
directors schools where
384
00:23:56,103 --> 00:23:58,706
you could learn how to really
do this without painting
385
00:23:58,739 --> 00:24:01,008
everything we own flat black?
386
00:24:01,042 --> 00:24:03,544
The only good ones are in
New York and California,
387
00:24:03,577 --> 00:24:05,579
and they cost way more
than we could ever afford.
388
00:24:05,613 --> 00:24:07,224
Well, didn't anyone
ever become a director
389
00:24:07,248 --> 00:24:08,983
who didn't go to film school?
390
00:24:09,016 --> 00:24:10,584
Douglas Trumbull.
391
00:24:10,618 --> 00:24:11,819
Well, how did he do it?
392
00:24:11,852 --> 00:24:13,821
Well, he was the visual
effects supervisor
393
00:24:13,854 --> 00:24:15,222
for "2001: A Space Odyssey."
394
00:24:15,256 --> 00:24:17,558
And he was so good
at his job that, when
395
00:24:17,591 --> 00:24:19,126
he went to Universal
Studios and said
396
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,962
that he could do his
first film "Silent
397
00:24:20,995 --> 00:24:23,831
Running" for a million dollars,
they actually believed him.
398
00:24:23,864 --> 00:24:25,599
And then he actually did it.
399
00:24:25,633 --> 00:24:27,568
And now he's director.
400
00:24:27,601 --> 00:24:30,571
So to become a director, you
have to become a visual effects
401
00:24:30,604 --> 00:24:31,839
person first?
402
00:24:31,872 --> 00:24:34,875
No, no, but it's one way.
403
00:24:34,909 --> 00:24:38,112
And it's a way I might
have a chance at.
404
00:24:38,145 --> 00:24:44,652
If I could go to LA and maybe
just talk to him, meet him
405
00:24:44,685 --> 00:24:47,121
for a few minutes, maybe
show him one of my films
406
00:24:47,154 --> 00:24:49,123
or some of my models,
maybe he'd understand
407
00:24:49,156 --> 00:24:50,524
what I'm trying to do.
408
00:24:50,558 --> 00:24:51,726
Maybe I could work for him.
409
00:24:51,759 --> 00:24:53,060
You know, just
gluing model parts
410
00:24:53,094 --> 00:24:54,762
onto a spaceship
for his next movie.
411
00:24:54,795 --> 00:24:56,063
So why don't you call him?
412
00:24:58,332 --> 00:24:59,734
What? On the phone?
413
00:24:59,767 --> 00:25:02,169
No, just stand in the
backyard and shout West.
414
00:25:02,203 --> 00:25:04,038
Yes, on the phone.
415
00:25:06,073 --> 00:25:07,875
Well, first of all, I
don't have his number.
416
00:25:07,908 --> 00:25:09,176
Well, did you look for it?
417
00:25:09,210 --> 00:25:10,878
It's probably top secret.
418
00:25:10,911 --> 00:25:13,280
Yeah, to keep dorks like him
from calling up all the time,
419
00:25:13,314 --> 00:25:14,382
wanting to meet him.
420
00:25:14,415 --> 00:25:16,751
Oh, I think he'd be
flattered to know that people
421
00:25:16,784 --> 00:25:17,785
are trying to meet him.
422
00:25:17,818 --> 00:25:19,920
Not if he wants to get
any real movie work done.
423
00:25:19,954 --> 00:25:20,955
Hey, my movies are real.
424
00:25:20,988 --> 00:25:22,556
Yeah, real bad.
425
00:25:22,590 --> 00:25:24,225
I know.
426
00:25:24,258 --> 00:25:26,560
Why don't you offer to
answer his phone for him?
427
00:25:26,594 --> 00:25:28,763
That way you could meet him
and stop the competition
428
00:25:28,796 --> 00:25:29,764
from meeting him.
429
00:25:29,797 --> 00:25:30,765
Yeah, OK.
430
00:25:30,798 --> 00:25:31,899
All right, fine.
431
00:25:32,967 --> 00:25:34,902
Don't act like your father.
432
00:25:34,935 --> 00:25:37,171
Don't say you're going to
try and then chicken out.
433
00:25:37,204 --> 00:25:38,439
I won't.
434
00:25:38,472 --> 00:25:41,675
But if I can't find it, which
I probably won't be able to...
435
00:25:41,709 --> 00:25:43,310
Dare to dream, Douglas Trumbull.
436
00:25:43,344 --> 00:25:44,779
Then what?
437
00:25:44,812 --> 00:25:47,181
Then I'll stand in the
backyard and shout West.
438
00:25:47,214 --> 00:25:49,116
Well, that might work.
439
00:26:00,828 --> 00:26:01,896
We're sorry.
440
00:26:01,929 --> 00:26:04,331
You have reached a number
that has been disconnected
441
00:26:04,365 --> 00:26:05,442
or is no longer in service.
442
00:26:05,466 --> 00:26:08,235
If you feel you have reached
this recording in error,
443
00:26:08,269 --> 00:26:09,970
please check the
number and dial again.
444
00:26:10,004 --> 00:26:11,114
Calling Debbie Froynt again?
445
00:26:11,138 --> 00:26:12,206
No.
446
00:26:14,708 --> 00:26:16,010
I wasn't calling Debbie.
447
00:26:18,712 --> 00:26:20,681
Did she ever smile at you?
448
00:26:20,714 --> 00:26:21,682
Of course she smiled.
449
00:26:21,715 --> 00:26:22,950
Why?
450
00:26:22,983 --> 00:26:24,885
Because that's how it
works with you, Pat.
451
00:26:24,919 --> 00:26:27,388
You see a girl you like, you
stare at her like a puppy
452
00:26:27,421 --> 00:26:29,223
hearing a strange
noise, and then
453
00:26:29,256 --> 00:26:32,226
you smile this goofy smile.
454
00:26:32,259 --> 00:26:34,962
And if she smiles back, God
help her, you fall in love.
455
00:26:34,995 --> 00:26:36,097
I do not.
456
00:26:36,130 --> 00:26:37,898
Happens every time.
457
00:26:37,932 --> 00:26:40,301
I was trying to find
Douglas Trumbull, OK?
458
00:26:40,334 --> 00:26:42,103
Holy shit.
459
00:26:42,136 --> 00:26:43,370
Yeah, I know.
460
00:26:43,404 --> 00:26:45,239
You're gay!
461
00:26:45,272 --> 00:26:46,240
What?
462
00:26:46,273 --> 00:26:47,708
Come on!
463
00:26:47,741 --> 00:26:49,977
You ignored Debbie Froynt
just to call some guy
464
00:26:50,010 --> 00:26:50,978
on a Saturday night?
465
00:26:51,011 --> 00:26:52,379
You're gay, Pat.
466
00:26:52,413 --> 00:26:55,649
I'm not gay, and Douglas
Trumbull isn't just some guy.
467
00:26:55,683 --> 00:26:57,651
He's the guy who did
the special effects
468
00:26:57,685 --> 00:26:59,153
for "2001: A Space Odyssey."
469
00:26:59,186 --> 00:27:01,722
Oh, so you're gay for a guy
who makes unwatchable movies.
470
00:27:01,755 --> 00:27:02,723
What?
471
00:27:02,756 --> 00:27:03,757
"2001?"
472
00:27:03,791 --> 00:27:05,292
Man, I hate that movie.
473
00:27:05,326 --> 00:27:07,294
No, Bill, you don't
really hate it.
474
00:27:07,328 --> 00:27:08,863
You just don't understand it.
475
00:27:08,896 --> 00:27:11,298
No, I do really hate it,
and nobody understands it.
476
00:27:11,332 --> 00:27:12,900
I do.
477
00:27:12,933 --> 00:27:15,870
OK then, what the hell is
the ending supposed to mean?
478
00:27:15,903 --> 00:27:17,905
Guy flies a spaceship
into a hotel room,
479
00:27:17,938 --> 00:27:20,007
gets old, drops his
wine glass, and turns
480
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:22,143
into a giant baby
floating over the Earth,
481
00:27:22,176 --> 00:27:23,744
what the hell is that?
482
00:27:23,777 --> 00:27:26,013
The hotel room was designed
by the alien intelligences
483
00:27:26,046 --> 00:27:27,448
observing Dave
Bowman to approximate
484
00:27:27,481 --> 00:27:28,749
his natural habitat.
485
00:27:28,782 --> 00:27:30,151
The aliens wanted
to know if Dave
486
00:27:30,184 --> 00:27:32,153
could try to figure out
how to take the next step
487
00:27:32,186 --> 00:27:33,087
in human evolution.
488
00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:34,288
But he can't.
489
00:27:34,321 --> 00:27:35,956
He doesn't know what
they want from him.
490
00:27:35,990 --> 00:27:37,291
Neither does the audience.
491
00:27:37,324 --> 00:27:39,760
Yeah, exactly, because Dave
represents the audience.
492
00:27:39,793 --> 00:27:41,371
And like the audience,
he's not ready to see
493
00:27:41,395 --> 00:27:43,030
beyond what he expects to see.
494
00:27:43,063 --> 00:27:45,199
So with each moment of
missed opportunity to evolve,
495
00:27:45,232 --> 00:27:47,034
he gets older, his
years passing before him
496
00:27:47,067 --> 00:27:48,302
in the blink of an eye.
497
00:27:48,335 --> 00:27:51,172
Or in this case, a changing of
a camera angle, till finally,
498
00:27:51,205 --> 00:27:53,340
maybe just as the
answer to the riddle
499
00:27:53,374 --> 00:27:54,909
is finally within
his grasp, he's
500
00:27:54,942 --> 00:27:57,111
too old to reach out
and touch the monolith
501
00:27:57,144 --> 00:27:59,046
and receive his final
gift of enlightenment.
502
00:27:59,079 --> 00:28:01,215
So the aliens send him back
to the evolutionary cradle
503
00:28:01,248 --> 00:28:02,316
to start all over again.
504
00:28:02,349 --> 00:28:03,585
No, they don't.
505
00:28:03,618 --> 00:28:06,820
They send him back as a giant
baby floating over the Earth.
506
00:28:06,854 --> 00:28:08,289
It's called symbolism, Bill.
507
00:28:13,494 --> 00:28:14,962
Pat.
508
00:28:14,995 --> 00:28:17,231
What the hell does a
giant baby floating
509
00:28:17,264 --> 00:28:18,933
over the Earth symbolize?
510
00:28:18,966 --> 00:28:21,202
Well, if you're Arthur C.
Clark, who wrote the book
511
00:28:21,235 --> 00:28:22,937
and is an eternal
optimist, then Dave
512
00:28:22,970 --> 00:28:25,072
was sent back as the star
child, the first born
513
00:28:25,105 --> 00:28:27,841
in a new breed of man who
might one day touch the stars.
514
00:28:27,875 --> 00:28:31,078
If you're Kubrick, who's such
a realist, he won't even fly,
515
00:28:31,111 --> 00:28:33,480
then Dave was simply sent
back as a cosmic mirror,
516
00:28:33,515 --> 00:28:36,083
held up before the Earth,
as if to say to humanity,
517
00:28:36,116 --> 00:28:39,353
this is who you are, and
this is all you'll ever be,
518
00:28:39,386 --> 00:28:41,956
a race of selfish,
uncomprehending children.
519
00:28:41,989 --> 00:28:44,024
What the hell are
you talking about?
520
00:28:46,293 --> 00:28:48,829
You know, you could save
a lot of time destroying
521
00:28:48,862 --> 00:28:51,298
my reputation if you just
wore a propeller beanie
522
00:28:51,332 --> 00:28:53,767
or spray painted "geek mobile"
on the doors of my car.
523
00:29:09,450 --> 00:29:10,851
Ew!
524
00:29:10,884 --> 00:29:13,153
Oh, my god, you're so gross.
525
00:29:13,187 --> 00:29:14,321
Ew!
526
00:29:21,161 --> 00:29:23,264
Argent, "Hold Your Head Up."
527
00:29:23,297 --> 00:29:27,268
WLS Music Radio 89.
528
00:29:27,301 --> 00:29:30,304
What part of "Jaws 2" takes
place in a shopping mall?
529
00:29:30,337 --> 00:29:32,540
We're not shooting "Jaws 2."
530
00:29:32,574 --> 00:29:35,543
So what, more "Requiem for
the Planet of the Apes?"
531
00:29:35,577 --> 00:29:38,279
And at the end, you're riding
up the beach on a horse,
532
00:29:38,312 --> 00:29:40,548
and you see a JC Penney
sticking out of the sand?
533
00:29:40,582 --> 00:29:42,349
My god.
534
00:29:42,383 --> 00:29:45,786
They finally really did it.
535
00:29:47,054 --> 00:29:50,057
They marked down the world.
536
00:29:50,090 --> 00:29:52,026
Damn you!
537
00:29:52,059 --> 00:29:54,161
Damn you all to hell!
538
00:29:56,063 --> 00:29:59,933
We're shooting "The Visitor."
539
00:29:59,967 --> 00:30:02,036
What the hell is "The Visitor."
540
00:30:02,069 --> 00:30:04,071
He's this alien that's
stranded on Earth after
541
00:30:04,104 --> 00:30:05,315
these Air Force
F-14's that were...
542
00:30:05,339 --> 00:30:06,840
Pat.
543
00:30:06,874 --> 00:30:09,243
Scrambled to find out just
what the hell went down
544
00:30:09,276 --> 00:30:10,588
in the cornfields of
Northern Illinois.
545
00:30:10,612 --> 00:30:11,945
Pat.
546
00:30:11,979 --> 00:30:13,256
Spot the heat
signature of the car
547
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:16,250
that contains these high school
kids that saw the alien craft.
548
00:30:16,283 --> 00:30:18,385
Pat, you don't have
enough money to buy lunch.
549
00:30:18,419 --> 00:30:20,454
How the hell are you
going to pay for an F-14?
550
00:30:20,487 --> 00:30:21,589
Hold your head up.
551
00:30:21,623 --> 00:30:22,956
Hold your head up.
552
00:30:22,990 --> 00:30:24,491
Can you let me
out of this thing?
553
00:30:24,526 --> 00:30:26,093
It's hot as hell in here.
554
00:30:27,494 --> 00:30:28,929
Yes.
555
00:30:28,962 --> 00:30:31,065
Anyway, for a time
the visitor believed
556
00:30:31,098 --> 00:30:34,201
he might just be able to
fit in on this planet.
557
00:30:34,234 --> 00:30:37,539
But now something is
changing inside him.
558
00:30:37,572 --> 00:30:39,607
And in this scene,
he's finally decided
559
00:30:39,641 --> 00:30:42,276
it's not worth living if he
can't live as the alien being
560
00:30:42,309 --> 00:30:43,477
he really is.
561
00:30:43,511 --> 00:30:44,512
Hi, Pat.
562
00:30:46,914 --> 00:30:49,249
So he decides to
reveal his true self
563
00:30:49,283 --> 00:30:52,252
to the people he's lived
with all these years.
564
00:30:56,658 --> 00:30:58,292
No matter what the cost.
565
00:31:04,566 --> 00:31:05,600
Fine.
566
00:31:07,468 --> 00:31:08,603
Oh!
567
00:31:10,304 --> 00:31:13,407
Today's lesson, never pretend...
568
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:14,576
Oh!
569
00:31:14,609 --> 00:31:18,412
To be part of
something you're not.
570
00:31:23,618 --> 00:31:26,253
You OK, Patty?
571
00:31:26,286 --> 00:31:27,589
Want me get you some ice?
572
00:31:27,622 --> 00:31:29,390
Why doesn't he ever hit me?
573
00:31:29,423 --> 00:31:32,393
Shut up and lift, Bill.
574
00:31:32,426 --> 00:31:34,128
Ah!
575
00:31:34,161 --> 00:31:35,929
Oh.
576
00:31:37,565 --> 00:31:38,533
He's fine.
577
00:31:38,566 --> 00:31:39,634
He's used to it.
578
00:32:03,658 --> 00:32:05,259
Oh, no.
579
00:32:06,326 --> 00:32:07,494
Patty.
580
00:32:10,598 --> 00:32:11,633
No, Pat.
581
00:32:13,333 --> 00:32:14,333
No.
582
00:32:20,073 --> 00:32:21,543
Definitely no.
583
00:32:55,543 --> 00:32:56,543
Hi.
584
00:33:08,523 --> 00:33:10,758
Dreamer.
585
00:33:10,792 --> 00:33:13,761
You're nothing but a dreamer.
586
00:33:13,795 --> 00:33:16,263
Well, can you put your
hands in your head?
587
00:33:16,296 --> 00:33:17,632
Oh, no.
588
00:33:17,665 --> 00:33:20,434
I said dreamer.
589
00:33:20,467 --> 00:33:23,403
You say you are a dreamer.
590
00:33:23,437 --> 00:33:25,272
Well, can you put your
hands in your head?
591
00:33:25,305 --> 00:33:26,306
Linda.
592
00:33:26,340 --> 00:33:27,775
Oh, no.
593
00:33:27,809 --> 00:33:28,809
You like dog?
594
00:33:29,844 --> 00:33:31,411
I said, far out...
595
00:33:31,445 --> 00:33:32,514
Um.
596
00:33:32,547 --> 00:33:33,413
What a day...
597
00:33:33,447 --> 00:33:34,516
Yeah.
598
00:33:34,549 --> 00:33:35,783
A year, a life it is.
599
00:33:35,817 --> 00:33:36,784
Yeah, I do.
600
00:33:36,818 --> 00:33:38,418
You know...
601
00:33:38,452 --> 00:33:39,521
I got about 43 at home.
602
00:33:39,554 --> 00:33:41,523
Linda, would you
please do something
603
00:33:41,556 --> 00:33:42,824
with that yapping mutt?
604
00:33:42,857 --> 00:33:45,459
We just got one good one.
605
00:33:45,492 --> 00:33:50,698
Dreamer, you stupid
little dreamer.
606
00:33:50,732 --> 00:33:53,133
So now, you put your
head in your hands.
607
00:33:53,166 --> 00:33:54,268
Oh, no.
608
00:33:54,301 --> 00:33:57,170
Oh, no.
609
00:33:57,204 --> 00:33:59,574
What are you doing?
610
00:33:59,607 --> 00:34:02,577
Oh, I'm just trying to find
the exact acoustical center
611
00:34:02,610 --> 00:34:04,077
of the theater.
612
00:34:04,111 --> 00:34:06,681
I said, far out.
613
00:34:06,714 --> 00:34:07,682
What a day...
614
00:34:07,715 --> 00:34:08,750
Focus.
615
00:34:08,783 --> 00:34:10,217
A year, a life it is.
616
00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:11,218
You know.
617
00:34:11,251 --> 00:34:12,286
Focus!
618
00:34:12,319 --> 00:34:13,621
Cut!
619
00:34:13,655 --> 00:34:16,591
Well, you know you
had it coming to you.
620
00:34:16,624 --> 00:34:19,159
Now there's not a lot I can do.
621
00:34:19,192 --> 00:34:20,160
Dreamer,
622
00:34:20,193 --> 00:34:21,295
What's my plan?
623
00:34:21,328 --> 00:34:22,730
You stupid little dreamer.
624
00:34:22,764 --> 00:34:23,865
What's my plan?
625
00:34:23,898 --> 00:34:25,499
Yeah. Of course I have a plan.
626
00:34:25,533 --> 00:34:27,869
Good morning, Mr. And
Mrs. Warren High School.
627
00:34:27,902 --> 00:34:31,773
And a love-sick, sci-fi geek
former best friend skipping
628
00:34:31,806 --> 00:34:34,642
school to go make out
with their girlfriend.
629
00:34:34,676 --> 00:34:37,879
The plan is, I go out there,
I meet Douglas Trumbull...
630
00:34:39,212 --> 00:34:40,447
Oh, laundry's done.
631
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,850
Pat, want to help
me with the laundry?
632
00:34:42,884 --> 00:34:44,886
Show him some of my
models and drawings,
633
00:34:44,919 --> 00:34:47,755
and maybe some of my
films, and get a job.
634
00:34:47,789 --> 00:34:49,323
This doesn't bother you?
635
00:34:49,356 --> 00:34:51,726
Hey, does the
Pepsi-Cola company know
636
00:34:51,759 --> 00:34:53,861
you're using their product
as a floor cleaner?
637
00:34:53,895 --> 00:34:56,664
This is your student body
president, Bill Holmes,
638
00:34:56,698 --> 00:34:59,199
and my imaginary
friend, Pat Johnson.
639
00:34:59,232 --> 00:35:00,200
Hi.
640
00:35:00,233 --> 00:35:01,234
I'm Pat.
641
00:35:01,268 --> 00:35:02,402
Let's watch Star Trek.
642
00:35:02,436 --> 00:35:03,805
Do you want to
see my model shop?
643
00:35:03,838 --> 00:35:05,873
Did you know that the
mechanical shark in "Jaws"
644
00:35:05,907 --> 00:35:08,141
is named Bruce after
Steven Spielberg's lawyer?
645
00:35:08,175 --> 00:35:10,277
Can you believe
I'm still a virgin?
646
00:35:10,310 --> 00:35:11,345
Really?
647
00:35:11,378 --> 00:35:12,547
Damn it, Holmes.
648
00:35:12,580 --> 00:35:13,615
What?
649
00:35:13,648 --> 00:35:14,916
I can't say virgin?
650
00:35:14,949 --> 00:35:16,350
Dream along.
651
00:35:16,383 --> 00:35:18,485
Well, there's something
we have in common.
652
00:35:18,519 --> 00:35:19,821
Really?
653
00:35:19,854 --> 00:35:22,222
And in the meantime, I'll
be staying with my dad
654
00:35:22,255 --> 00:35:23,691
while I save up to
get an apartment.
655
00:35:23,725 --> 00:35:24,759
Yes, my dad.
656
00:35:24,792 --> 00:35:25,760
Oh, yes, the...
657
00:35:25,793 --> 00:35:26,793
Yes, that dad.
658
00:35:28,395 --> 00:35:31,699
Hey, Pat said your center
speaker is distorting again.
659
00:35:31,733 --> 00:35:34,769
He also asked how the
penicillin was working out,
660
00:35:34,802 --> 00:35:36,303
you know, for your...
661
00:35:36,336 --> 00:35:39,507
Yes, he does know about
the plan, kind of.
662
00:35:39,540 --> 00:35:41,943
He thinks I'm coming out to
check out medical schools.
663
00:35:41,976 --> 00:35:44,244
And what can I guess for
you today, little boy?
664
00:35:44,277 --> 00:35:45,813
Guess who I'm in love with?
665
00:35:45,847 --> 00:35:49,182
Oh, let's see, could
it be Douglas Trumbull?
666
00:35:50,283 --> 00:35:51,085
Dream along.
667
00:35:51,119 --> 00:35:52,720
Can you put your
hands in your head?
668
00:35:52,754 --> 00:35:53,955
Oh, no.
669
00:35:53,988 --> 00:35:55,923
Oh, no.
670
00:35:55,957 --> 00:35:57,391
Get off my stage.
671
00:35:57,424 --> 00:35:58,425
What about Linda?
672
00:35:58,458 --> 00:35:59,927
Of course she knows the plan.
673
00:35:59,961 --> 00:36:03,196
We planned the plan together.
674
00:36:10,972 --> 00:36:13,841
Ah!
675
00:36:13,875 --> 00:36:15,877
Cut.
676
00:36:15,910 --> 00:36:17,310
You OK?
677
00:36:17,344 --> 00:36:20,280
No, I'm not OK.
678
00:36:20,313 --> 00:36:22,817
I'm tired and hungry
and full of burrs,
679
00:36:22,850 --> 00:36:25,687
and I can't see anything
in this stupid mask.
680
00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:29,222
Maybe he could come
up on all fours?
681
00:36:29,256 --> 00:36:31,592
No, a superior being from
another planet beckoning
682
00:36:31,626 --> 00:36:33,360
us to join him out
there, where we
683
00:36:33,393 --> 00:36:35,462
might learn the secrets
of the universe,
684
00:36:35,495 --> 00:36:37,965
would not go up his boarding
ramp on his hands and knees.
685
00:36:37,999 --> 00:36:39,433
Yeah.
686
00:36:39,466 --> 00:36:41,468
Probably wouldn't arrive
in a hubcap filled
687
00:36:41,501 --> 00:36:43,705
with Christmas lights either.
688
00:36:43,738 --> 00:36:44,572
Yeah, probably not.
689
00:36:44,605 --> 00:36:48,341
Hey, can I take this
stupid thing off?
690
00:36:48,375 --> 00:36:49,777
It smells like feet.
691
00:36:49,811 --> 00:36:50,745
Yeah, go ahead.
692
00:36:50,778 --> 00:36:52,880
We're done tonight.
693
00:36:52,914 --> 00:36:54,515
But we didn't get the shot.
694
00:36:54,549 --> 00:36:56,249
We're done.
695
00:36:56,283 --> 00:36:57,317
Good night.
696
00:36:57,350 --> 00:36:59,319
Girls ruin everything.
697
00:36:59,352 --> 00:37:01,756
You give me hope for mankind.
698
00:37:01,789 --> 00:37:04,257
Go to hell, Bill.
699
00:37:04,291 --> 00:37:08,328
So have you ever
seen one, a UFO?
700
00:37:08,361 --> 00:37:10,898
Well, when I was a kid, I
used to watch planes take off
701
00:37:10,932 --> 00:37:12,600
from Waukegan Airport.
702
00:37:12,633 --> 00:37:14,736
You could see them just
over those trees there.
703
00:37:14,769 --> 00:37:16,003
But you couldn't hear them.
704
00:37:16,037 --> 00:37:22,275
There were just these blazing
silent lights coming this way.
705
00:37:22,309 --> 00:37:27,280
And every time a plane took
off I thought, or wished,
706
00:37:27,314 --> 00:37:30,350
that it was a UFO
coming to take me back.
707
00:37:30,383 --> 00:37:32,285
Back?
708
00:37:32,319 --> 00:37:35,422
I thought that maybe
I was an alien.
709
00:37:35,455 --> 00:37:38,358
What could possibly
have changed your mind?
710
00:37:38,391 --> 00:37:42,029
Well, my dad said that
UFOs didn't exist.
711
00:37:42,063 --> 00:37:45,900
And to prove it, he drove
me down to the airport
712
00:37:45,933 --> 00:37:47,769
to watch a plane take off.
713
00:37:47,802 --> 00:37:48,936
Wow.
714
00:37:48,970 --> 00:37:52,339
Plus, the aliens
never did take me.
715
00:37:53,674 --> 00:37:57,779
So where do your alien
relatives come from?
716
00:37:57,812 --> 00:37:59,412
A distant star system.
717
00:37:59,446 --> 00:38:00,715
Yeah? What's it called?
718
00:38:00,748 --> 00:38:01,949
Hollywood.
719
00:38:04,118 --> 00:38:05,920
Sounds like you need
to go there then.
720
00:38:05,953 --> 00:38:08,421
Not without you.
721
00:38:10,625 --> 00:38:15,096
I never thought I'd find
anyone who understood me, who'd
722
00:38:15,129 --> 00:38:18,533
accept me for who I really am.
723
00:38:18,566 --> 00:38:23,671
And then there you were,
reading "2001: A Space Odyssey."
724
00:38:23,704 --> 00:38:27,742
And it was like, awoogah.
725
00:38:27,775 --> 00:38:30,945
That's the first thing
you noticed about me,
726
00:38:30,978 --> 00:38:32,412
that I was reading "2001?"
727
00:38:32,445 --> 00:38:33,413
Yeah.
728
00:38:33,446 --> 00:38:34,882
It was so weird.
729
00:38:34,916 --> 00:38:38,451
It was like we were
meant to find each other.
730
00:38:42,590 --> 00:38:44,424
What?
731
00:38:44,457 --> 00:38:46,828
Now, he was master of the world.
732
00:38:46,861 --> 00:38:48,963
And he was not quite
sure what to do next.
733
00:38:48,996 --> 00:38:51,566
But he would think of something.
734
00:38:51,599 --> 00:38:52,733
Tray?
735
00:38:54,135 --> 00:38:56,137
God, I love this book.
736
00:38:56,170 --> 00:38:57,470
Sorry.
737
00:39:01,142 --> 00:39:04,579
So then I figured, hey,
if I skim through this,
738
00:39:04,612 --> 00:39:06,747
maybe I'll finally
understand the movie.
739
00:39:10,483 --> 00:39:13,588
Well, it's really not that hard
to understand when you really
740
00:39:13,621 --> 00:39:14,889
think about it.
741
00:39:14,922 --> 00:39:16,691
Or if you stay awake.
742
00:39:19,794 --> 00:39:22,495
Oh, don't be mad.
743
00:39:22,530 --> 00:39:25,766
I still love you, even if you're
the only sci-fi geek in town.
744
00:39:33,074 --> 00:39:35,543
Patrick Read Johnson!
745
00:39:35,576 --> 00:39:38,579
Oh, great.
746
00:39:39,213 --> 00:39:41,015
Don't worry, I got it, ma.
747
00:39:57,865 --> 00:40:01,702
WLS Music Radio, "Holdin'
on to Yesterday."
748
00:40:01,736 --> 00:40:03,137
This is Ambrosia.
749
00:40:13,547 --> 00:40:16,183
Calling your gay special
effects lover again?
750
00:40:16,217 --> 00:40:18,052
Linda, happy?
751
00:40:18,085 --> 00:40:19,654
Not a great conversation.
752
00:40:19,687 --> 00:40:21,055
No conversation.
753
00:40:21,088 --> 00:40:22,690
She's always working.
754
00:40:22,723 --> 00:40:24,091
Oh, what a tramp.
755
00:40:24,125 --> 00:40:25,559
Yesterday.
756
00:40:30,097 --> 00:40:38,097
I keep holdin' on enough
to say that I'm wrong.
757
00:40:44,578 --> 00:40:45,713
I keep thinking that I'm...
758
00:40:45,746 --> 00:40:46,948
What?
759
00:40:46,981 --> 00:40:48,115
I was just thinking.
760
00:40:48,149 --> 00:40:49,216
What?
761
00:40:49,250 --> 00:40:51,752
You should come with me.
762
00:40:51,786 --> 00:40:52,954
Where?
763
00:40:52,987 --> 00:40:54,055
Hollywood.
764
00:40:55,623 --> 00:40:56,691
What?
765
00:40:56,724 --> 00:40:57,591
You're a funny guy.
766
00:40:57,625 --> 00:40:58,626
Yo, hey.
767
00:40:58,659 --> 00:40:59,727
I got a tow.
768
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:01,696
Take care of the
shop till I get back.
769
00:41:01,729 --> 00:41:03,764
I'm also a practical guy, Pat.
770
00:41:03,798 --> 00:41:06,600
My name's on the sign
of Bud's and Sons.
771
00:41:06,634 --> 00:41:08,501
Your name is apparently
up in the lights,
772
00:41:08,536 --> 00:41:10,738
somewhere out
there, or maybe just
773
00:41:10,771 --> 00:41:12,139
in the theater of your mind.
774
00:41:12,173 --> 00:41:14,775
Either way, I'll leave the
Hollywood stuff up to you.
775
00:41:14,809 --> 00:41:18,913
Holdin' on to yesterday.
776
00:41:18,946 --> 00:41:22,917
Well, if it isn't Mustang
Sally and the Pinto Kid.
777
00:41:22,950 --> 00:41:23,985
Hi, Pat.
778
00:41:24,018 --> 00:41:25,252
Hey.
779
00:41:25,286 --> 00:41:27,588
So I see the SS Bondo
is still afloat.
780
00:41:27,621 --> 00:41:29,256
Why don't you let my
dad crush that thing
781
00:41:29,290 --> 00:41:30,524
and put it out of its misery?
782
00:41:30,558 --> 00:41:33,661
Your dad hasn't seen a car this
nice since he was conceived.
783
00:41:33,694 --> 00:41:34,762
Bill.
784
00:41:34,795 --> 00:41:35,939
When my dad rebuilt this he put
785
00:41:35,963 --> 00:41:36,864
the weight where it counts...
786
00:41:36,897 --> 00:41:37,898
Bill.
787
00:41:37,932 --> 00:41:39,000
Under the hood.
788
00:41:39,033 --> 00:41:40,801
Oh, he put your
mom under the hood?
789
00:41:40,835 --> 00:41:43,004
Try a 454 Holley carbonated V8.
790
00:41:43,037 --> 00:41:44,772
Any time you want to
embarrass yourself...
791
00:41:44,805 --> 00:41:46,083
Any time I want to
embarrass myself,
792
00:41:46,107 --> 00:41:47,174
I'll borrow your mustache.
793
00:41:47,208 --> 00:41:48,609
- Jeez, Bill.
- Come on, guys.
794
00:41:48,642 --> 00:41:49,953
- What did you say?
- Time to go home.
795
00:41:49,977 --> 00:41:51,012
Oh, great.
796
00:41:51,045 --> 00:41:51,946
Look what you did now.
797
00:41:51,979 --> 00:41:53,214
Tony, stop.
798
00:41:53,247 --> 00:41:54,281
Oh, hurry up.
799
00:41:54,315 --> 00:41:56,150
Open up, you pussy.
800
00:41:56,183 --> 00:41:57,151
Who the hell is this guy?
801
00:41:57,184 --> 00:41:58,285
Tony Vasuvio.
802
00:41:58,319 --> 00:41:59,320
Of Vasuvio's junkyard?
803
00:41:59,353 --> 00:42:00,755
Dino and Lorenzo's brother?
804
00:42:00,788 --> 00:42:02,232
Stupider brother, if
you can believe that.
805
00:42:02,256 --> 00:42:03,791
Just go.
806
00:42:03,824 --> 00:42:05,102
He can't kill us if
he can't catch us.
807
00:42:05,126 --> 00:42:06,227
He can catch us.
808
00:42:06,260 --> 00:42:07,637
I thought you said
there's a V8 under...
809
00:42:07,661 --> 00:42:08,496
Open the door, nerds!
810
00:42:08,529 --> 00:42:10,097
- There was.
- What do you mean was?
811
00:42:10,131 --> 00:42:11,775
My dad replaced it with
something less thirsty
812
00:42:11,799 --> 00:42:12,767
when the gas prices hit.
813
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:14,769
- How much less thirsty?
- Four cylinders less.
814
00:42:14,802 --> 00:42:15,970
Oh, shit.
815
00:42:16,003 --> 00:42:17,314
Maybe if we run in
different directions
816
00:42:17,338 --> 00:42:18,305
it'll confuse him.
817
00:42:18,339 --> 00:42:19,774
Get down.
818
00:42:19,807 --> 00:42:21,175
You know, he knows
we're in here.
819
00:42:21,208 --> 00:42:23,244
He may have a faster car,
but I'm a better driver.
820
00:42:23,277 --> 00:42:25,322
Well, you'd have a better
chance to prove it if you drove.
821
00:42:25,346 --> 00:42:26,647
On the count of three.
822
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:27,648
- One...
- One.
823
00:42:27,681 --> 00:42:28,649
- Two.
- Two.
824
00:42:28,682 --> 00:42:30,184
- Three!
- Ah!
825
00:42:30,217 --> 00:42:32,053
Jeez, you guys, relax.
826
00:42:32,086 --> 00:42:35,322
Why would we do that,
with this maniac out here?
827
00:42:35,356 --> 00:42:36,690
Because Tony's cool now.
828
00:42:36,724 --> 00:42:37,968
How did you get
him to calm down?
829
00:42:37,992 --> 00:42:39,693
I told him who you were.
830
00:42:39,727 --> 00:42:42,563
- And who am I?
- My boyfriend.
831
00:42:44,265 --> 00:42:46,333
And who is he to you?
832
00:42:46,367 --> 00:42:49,336
Tony, his mom and mine have
worked together for years.
833
00:42:49,370 --> 00:42:52,073
We've known each other
since we were six years old.
834
00:42:52,106 --> 00:42:53,874
He's like an
overprotective brother.
835
00:42:53,908 --> 00:42:55,976
I thought you were
working the game tonight.
836
00:42:56,010 --> 00:42:59,680
I was, but by the third quarter,
Antioch was beating our butts,
837
00:42:59,713 --> 00:43:02,349
and there was nobody left in
the stands to buy anything.
838
00:43:02,383 --> 00:43:04,218
Jenny Boziak said
she'd cover for me.
839
00:43:04,251 --> 00:43:06,087
My car's still in
the shop, so Tony
840
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:07,822
said he'd give me a ride home.
841
00:43:07,855 --> 00:43:10,091
Well, we can give
you a ride home.
842
00:43:10,124 --> 00:43:12,026
I don't think that's
such a good idea.
843
00:43:12,059 --> 00:43:13,961
Oh, and you'd rather
ride home with him?
844
00:43:13,994 --> 00:43:15,396
Yes.
845
00:43:15,429 --> 00:43:19,767
If I want to see you again
in this lifetime, which I do.
846
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,102
Mom trusts him.
847
00:43:21,135 --> 00:43:22,403
Why not me?
848
00:43:22,436 --> 00:43:24,605
Tony doesn't look at
me the way you do.
849
00:43:25,773 --> 00:43:27,250
So I'll quit looking
at you like that.
850
00:43:27,274 --> 00:43:28,943
You better not.
851
00:43:35,883 --> 00:43:36,984
I should go.
852
00:43:37,017 --> 00:43:38,986
I love you.
853
00:43:39,019 --> 00:43:40,321
That'll help?
854
00:43:40,354 --> 00:43:41,856
With what?
855
00:43:41,889 --> 00:43:43,757
The rest of our
lives, silly boy.
856
00:43:57,204 --> 00:43:58,772
Did you just get engaged?
857
00:44:08,315 --> 00:44:10,451
The best thing
about an Airedale is
858
00:44:10,484 --> 00:44:12,786
it can take down a
grizzly bear and still
859
00:44:12,820 --> 00:44:15,055
be the best playmate
your child can ever have.
860
00:44:15,089 --> 00:44:16,190
Did Linda call?
861
00:44:16,223 --> 00:44:18,225
Dashing through the snow,
862
00:44:18,259 --> 00:44:21,829
in a one-horse open sleigh.
863
00:44:21,862 --> 00:44:24,165
I'm ready to die a
horrible, agonizing death
864
00:44:24,198 --> 00:44:25,799
in the cold vacuum of space.
865
00:44:34,275 --> 00:44:35,242
All right.
866
00:44:35,276 --> 00:44:36,310
Ready?
867
00:44:36,343 --> 00:44:37,311
Yep.
868
00:44:37,344 --> 00:44:38,379
Here we go.
869
00:44:38,412 --> 00:44:41,081
Now, you're in space so float.
870
00:44:41,115 --> 00:44:43,317
Now you're asphyxiating.
871
00:44:43,350 --> 00:44:44,818
What's asphyxiating?
872
00:44:44,852 --> 00:44:45,819
You can't breathe.
873
00:44:45,853 --> 00:44:46,854
You don't have any air.
874
00:44:46,887 --> 00:44:47,955
Come on.
875
00:44:47,988 --> 00:44:49,190
Like this, like this.
876
00:44:49,223 --> 00:44:50,324
There you go.
877
00:44:50,357 --> 00:44:51,825
Don't look at the camera.
878
00:44:51,859 --> 00:44:53,327
Why would I be
looking at anything?
879
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:54,461
I'm dying.
880
00:44:54,495 --> 00:44:55,829
What if I throw up in space?
881
00:44:55,863 --> 00:44:57,064
You're not going to throw up.
882
00:44:57,097 --> 00:44:58,966
- Wouldn't that be cool?
- Don't throw up.
883
00:44:58,999 --> 00:45:01,001
- I'm going to do it.
- That's very funny.
884
00:45:01,035 --> 00:45:02,937
- Here I go.
- Better not throw up.
885
00:45:02,970 --> 00:45:03,938
Oh.
886
00:45:03,971 --> 00:45:04,971
That's disgusting.
887
00:45:06,106 --> 00:45:07,474
Don't do that again, OK?
888
00:45:07,509 --> 00:45:09,076
You got it on the lens.
889
00:45:09,109 --> 00:45:10,945
Patrick!
890
00:45:13,515 --> 00:45:14,815
What?
891
00:45:14,848 --> 00:45:16,083
I have to go to the bathroom.
892
00:45:16,116 --> 00:45:17,218
Can you just hold it?
893
00:45:17,251 --> 00:45:18,352
I guess.
894
00:45:18,385 --> 00:45:19,820
What?
895
00:45:19,853 --> 00:45:21,088
It's Linda.
896
00:45:23,525 --> 00:45:27,394
Misty, knock it off.
897
00:45:27,428 --> 00:45:29,496
Linda, will you
please do something
898
00:45:29,531 --> 00:45:32,099
about this damn yapping mutt?
899
00:45:32,132 --> 00:45:34,401
Hey, Misty, shut up!
900
00:45:39,006 --> 00:45:40,107
Oh, stop.
901
00:45:40,140 --> 00:45:41,175
What?
902
00:45:41,208 --> 00:45:43,410
I thought we were going
to get married and have
903
00:45:43,444 --> 00:45:44,979
a big house and 2.3 kids.
904
00:45:45,012 --> 00:45:47,014
We don't have to
have them tonight.
905
00:45:47,047 --> 00:45:49,917
No, like nine months from now.
906
00:45:49,950 --> 00:45:52,386
What are you in
such a hurry for?
907
00:45:52,419 --> 00:45:53,988
You're 17 years old.
908
00:45:54,021 --> 00:45:56,023
Don't you want to see
the world a little,
909
00:45:56,056 --> 00:45:57,925
sow you're wild
oats and all that?
910
00:45:57,958 --> 00:45:59,260
No, no, I don't.
911
00:45:59,293 --> 00:46:00,461
I want to be with you.
912
00:46:00,494 --> 00:46:01,795
That's all I want.
913
00:46:09,236 --> 00:46:11,138
Oh, shit!
914
00:46:22,449 --> 00:46:24,051
Stop!
915
00:46:50,978 --> 00:46:53,480
He kept asking if
you got the shot.
916
00:46:55,349 --> 00:46:58,185
He wanted to make sure
that he'd done it right.
917
00:46:58,218 --> 00:47:00,187
He didn't want to waste film.
918
00:47:00,220 --> 00:47:01,523
I feel bad enough, OK?
919
00:47:05,492 --> 00:47:08,462
It isn't just about
you. It's about him too.
920
00:47:08,495 --> 00:47:10,097
He needs a man to
be around right now.
921
00:47:10,130 --> 00:47:11,131
Oh, and that's my fault?
922
00:47:11,165 --> 00:47:12,600
No, it's not.
923
00:47:12,634 --> 00:47:15,369
But that doesn't change the fact
that, with your father gone,
924
00:47:15,402 --> 00:47:17,137
you're the one they
all look up to.
925
00:47:17,171 --> 00:47:18,616
They count on you to
be there for them.
926
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,207
Yeah, well maybe they shouldn't.
927
00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:21,975
Maybe I'm not ready
to be counted on.
928
00:47:22,009 --> 00:47:24,612
Well, maybe you shouldn't be
moving so fast with Linda then.
929
00:47:24,646 --> 00:47:26,947
Maybe you should mind
your own business.
930
00:47:26,980 --> 00:47:29,216
You are my own business.
931
00:47:45,299 --> 00:47:47,968
I think you should graduate
high school first and find out
932
00:47:48,001 --> 00:47:49,580
what it's like to live
in the real world.
933
00:47:49,604 --> 00:47:51,038
This isn't the real world.
934
00:47:51,071 --> 00:47:52,574
This is your parents' basement.
935
00:47:52,607 --> 00:47:54,642
I just think that, before
we move in together,
936
00:47:54,676 --> 00:47:56,276
you might want to
find a job that
937
00:47:56,310 --> 00:47:57,478
pays more than minimum wage.
938
00:47:57,512 --> 00:48:00,247
Yeah, but there aren't any
part time jobs in Lake County
939
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:01,559
that pay more than minimum wage.
940
00:48:01,583 --> 00:48:03,016
That's why I got a second job.
941
00:48:03,050 --> 00:48:04,184
You what?
942
00:48:04,218 --> 00:48:06,987
Mom got me on the
late shift at Solo.
943
00:48:07,020 --> 00:48:08,222
Doing what?
944
00:48:08,255 --> 00:48:12,527
Injection molding cups in the
machine right next to hers.
945
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:15,262
OK, well maybe your mom could
get me a job at the machine
946
00:48:15,295 --> 00:48:16,430
next to yours.
947
00:48:16,463 --> 00:48:19,166
Actually, that's
where Tony works.
948
00:48:21,435 --> 00:48:24,138
You know, there's an
opening at Weebolts
949
00:48:24,171 --> 00:48:27,408
managing the men's department.
950
00:48:27,441 --> 00:48:31,613
Well, I'm not real
comfortable in a tie.
951
00:48:31,646 --> 00:48:34,314
Were you comfortable in
my parents' basement?
952
00:48:43,490 --> 00:48:46,694
And that'll be it for
this Amazing Alfredo.
953
00:48:46,728 --> 00:48:50,063
But luckily, due to the miracle
of our patented identical
954
00:48:50,097 --> 00:48:52,032
costume technology,
you'll hardly
955
00:48:52,065 --> 00:48:54,301
even notice the difference,
as I turn things over
956
00:48:54,334 --> 00:48:56,738
to the Amazing Alfredo.
957
00:48:59,072 --> 00:49:00,174
OK, Rick's watching.
958
00:49:00,207 --> 00:49:01,241
Don't embarrass me.
959
00:49:01,275 --> 00:49:02,710
Do I ever?
960
00:49:02,744 --> 00:49:04,712
Oh, my God.
961
00:49:04,746 --> 00:49:05,746
Hi.
962
00:49:08,650 --> 00:49:13,987
Ladies and gentlemen, permit
me to introduce myself.
963
00:49:14,021 --> 00:49:15,021
I am...
964
00:49:20,227 --> 00:49:21,328
I am...
965
00:49:29,537 --> 00:49:31,739
Now he was master of the world.
966
00:49:33,373 --> 00:49:36,009
And he was not quite
sure what to do next,
967
00:49:36,043 --> 00:49:37,512
but he would think of something.
968
00:50:00,568 --> 00:50:08,568
I am the Amazingly Wet Alfredo.
969
00:50:08,843 --> 00:50:12,179
So, I'll guess your
age, your weight.
970
00:50:12,212 --> 00:50:13,715
Guess who I'm in love with?
971
00:50:15,415 --> 00:50:16,651
What on earth?
972
00:50:16,684 --> 00:50:18,252
Janet Johnson,
Stoneridge Heritage.
973
00:50:18,285 --> 00:50:19,787
I got the job.
974
00:50:19,821 --> 00:50:22,557
We're going to Gauge's Lake with
Bill and Robin to celebrate.
975
00:50:22,590 --> 00:50:24,659
Have I got a dog for you.
976
00:50:24,692 --> 00:50:25,760
He's had all his shots.
977
00:50:25,793 --> 00:50:28,262
He's completely house
trained, very well behaved.
978
00:50:28,295 --> 00:50:30,598
He needs a haircut, but we
do grooming here as well.
979
00:50:30,632 --> 00:50:32,800
But seriously, he's been
making these little movies
980
00:50:32,834 --> 00:50:34,034
since he was 9.
981
00:50:34,067 --> 00:50:36,738
You know, with the home movie
camera his dad left behind.
982
00:50:36,771 --> 00:50:38,138
But they're really something.
983
00:50:38,171 --> 00:50:39,674
He did this one which is like
984
00:50:39,707 --> 00:50:41,408
those "Planet of
the Apes" movies.
985
00:50:41,441 --> 00:50:43,711
And he and his friends
stuck straws up their noses
986
00:50:43,745 --> 00:50:46,581
so they could breathe, and put
plaster all over their faces,
987
00:50:46,614 --> 00:50:48,692
and made molds, and sculpted
ape faces, and made masks
988
00:50:48,716 --> 00:50:49,817
out of liquid latex.
989
00:50:49,851 --> 00:50:51,218
And then they went out
990
00:50:51,251 --> 00:50:52,763
and put together sets
and little models,
991
00:50:52,787 --> 00:50:54,421
and shot the whole
thing themselves.
992
00:50:54,454 --> 00:50:56,156
And it's really good.
993
00:50:56,189 --> 00:50:58,693
And they showed it at all the
grade schools around the area.
994
00:50:58,726 --> 00:51:00,695
And he was even in
the local paper.
995
00:51:00,728 --> 00:51:03,731
But now all he thinks about
is getting out to California
996
00:51:03,765 --> 00:51:05,833
and meeting those
movie heroes of his,
997
00:51:05,867 --> 00:51:08,435
like what's his name, the
guy that did all the trick
998
00:51:08,468 --> 00:51:10,304
photography on "2001."
999
00:51:10,337 --> 00:51:12,439
Special effects.
1000
00:51:12,472 --> 00:51:15,175
Yes, that's right,
Douglas Trumbull.
1001
00:51:15,208 --> 00:51:18,312
But here we are, in Wadsworth,
Illinois, and I just...
1002
00:51:18,345 --> 00:51:19,781
I don't know how to help him.
1003
00:51:19,814 --> 00:51:22,382
And I certainly don't
know anybody in Hollywood.
1004
00:51:22,416 --> 00:51:24,251
So here's what I was wondering.
1005
00:51:24,284 --> 00:51:26,588
If I could save enough
money and get him out there,
1006
00:51:26,621 --> 00:51:28,590
do you think maybe
you could talk to him,
1007
00:51:28,623 --> 00:51:30,792
and give him some pointers,
and maybe introduce him
1008
00:51:30,825 --> 00:51:32,326
to this Douglas Trumbull person?
1009
00:51:39,567 --> 00:51:40,802
You're kidding.
1010
00:51:40,835 --> 00:51:41,869
Of course.
1011
00:51:41,903 --> 00:51:43,470
I know there are no guarantees.
1012
00:51:43,504 --> 00:51:45,205
There never are.
1013
00:51:45,238 --> 00:51:47,240
OK, wonderful.
1014
00:51:47,274 --> 00:51:49,744
I'll get him out on
a plane this weekend.
1015
00:51:49,777 --> 00:51:51,913
Thank you so much, Herb.
1016
00:51:51,946 --> 00:51:53,413
Thank you so much.
1017
00:51:53,447 --> 00:51:54,447
Bye.
1018
00:51:58,720 --> 00:52:05,760
Hooray for Hollywood.
1019
00:52:05,793 --> 00:52:08,696
I got you all set
up in Hollywood.
1020
00:52:08,730 --> 00:52:11,532
I called a guy I
never met there.
1021
00:52:11,566 --> 00:52:16,236
Now let's cut your hair and
find you something to wear.
1022
00:52:16,269 --> 00:52:18,573
Who will pay the airfare?
1023
00:52:22,810 --> 00:52:28,415
Hooray for credit cards.
1024
00:52:28,448 --> 00:52:32,252
La, la, la, la, la,
la, la credit cards.
1025
00:54:37,678 --> 00:54:38,880
Can I help you?
1026
00:54:41,015 --> 00:54:42,817
I'm Pat Johnson.
1027
00:54:44,417 --> 00:54:45,720
Hi.
1028
00:54:45,753 --> 00:54:48,388
I'm Herb Lightman.
1029
00:54:48,421 --> 00:54:51,926
Welcome to Hollywood.
1030
00:54:51,959 --> 00:54:53,995
Thank you. Thank you.
1031
00:54:54,028 --> 00:54:58,431
Oh, I'm also Malcolm
Higgins, and Steven Blum,
1032
00:54:58,465 --> 00:55:03,805
and Ari Roscoe,
and Colin Anderson,
1033
00:55:03,838 --> 00:55:10,678
and Felipe Castero Junior.
1034
00:55:10,711 --> 00:55:12,747
You write the whole magazine?
1035
00:55:12,780 --> 00:55:15,716
When I'm not entertaining
the folks from out of town.
1036
00:55:18,586 --> 00:55:20,521
And answering the telephone.
1037
00:55:32,733 --> 00:55:36,571
So... so, how does one get
to be the editor of "American
1038
00:55:36,604 --> 00:55:39,707
Cinematographer Magazine?"
1039
00:55:39,740 --> 00:55:43,010
One sets out to become a
big Hollywood director.
1040
00:55:47,882 --> 00:55:54,454
Again, I just want to thank you
so much for doing this for me.
1041
00:55:54,487 --> 00:55:58,159
Thanks a lot.
1042
00:55:58,192 --> 00:56:02,395
I take it that thanking people
a lot in advance of their
1043
00:56:02,429 --> 00:56:06,901
having done anything for you
is a Johnson family trait.
1044
00:56:10,171 --> 00:56:11,505
Herb Lightman.
1045
00:56:12,573 --> 00:56:13,941
Oh, hello.
1046
00:56:13,975 --> 00:56:15,810
Again.
1047
00:56:15,843 --> 00:56:18,880
Yeah, he's here, hair and all.
1048
00:56:18,913 --> 00:56:20,615
No, no, I'm kidding,
I'm kidding.
1049
00:56:20,648 --> 00:56:22,650
No, it's fine.
1050
00:56:22,683 --> 00:56:25,086
No, a haircut
won't be necessary.
1051
00:56:25,119 --> 00:56:28,488
The Incredible Hulk look
is all the rage these days.
1052
00:56:28,522 --> 00:56:29,891
Is he what?
1053
00:56:29,924 --> 00:56:33,794
Yes, he's still wearing his tie.
1054
00:56:33,828 --> 00:56:36,764
Oh, no, no, no, no,
really, that won't... no,
1055
00:56:36,797 --> 00:56:38,566
that won't be necessary.
1056
00:56:38,599 --> 00:56:42,770
My thanks is the look
in a young person's eyes
1057
00:56:42,803 --> 00:56:45,039
when I help make
their dream come true.
1058
00:56:45,072 --> 00:56:46,908
No really.
1059
00:56:46,941 --> 00:56:49,176
I'm happy to help.
1060
00:56:49,210 --> 00:56:51,646
What's that?
1061
00:56:51,679 --> 00:56:53,080
Of course.
1062
00:56:53,114 --> 00:56:55,049
I will.
1063
00:56:55,082 --> 00:56:56,784
I will.
1064
00:56:56,817 --> 00:56:58,719
Yeah.
1065
00:56:58,753 --> 00:57:01,656
OK, you got it.
1066
00:57:01,689 --> 00:57:03,658
I can do that.
1067
00:57:03,691 --> 00:57:06,527
As soon as I get off the phone.
1068
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:09,730
OK, bye.
1069
00:57:09,764 --> 00:57:13,200
You will never guess
who just called.
1070
00:57:13,234 --> 00:57:14,535
Yeah.
1071
00:57:14,568 --> 00:57:15,703
Sorry, she's...
1072
00:57:15,736 --> 00:57:23,611
She asked me to remind you
to thank me for doing this.
1073
00:57:23,644 --> 00:57:25,947
Thank you.
1074
00:57:25,980 --> 00:57:27,615
Oh, sorry, right, right.
1075
00:57:27,648 --> 00:57:30,551
Your thanks is the look
in a young person's eyes
1076
00:57:30,584 --> 00:57:32,887
when you help make
their dreams come true.
1077
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:33,955
That's right.
1078
00:57:33,988 --> 00:57:35,823
And you know how
many times I've had
1079
00:57:35,856 --> 00:57:38,125
the pleasure of seeing that
look in a young person's eye
1080
00:57:38,159 --> 00:57:39,236
when their dream comes true?
1081
00:57:39,260 --> 00:57:40,261
Precisely never.
1082
00:57:40,294 --> 00:57:41,829
Why?
1083
00:57:41,862 --> 00:57:43,731
Because I've never done
this for anyone before.
1084
00:57:43,764 --> 00:57:45,232
Why?
1085
00:57:45,266 --> 00:57:47,868
Because I never wanted to see
the look in a young person's
1086
00:57:47,902 --> 00:57:50,237
eyes when they realize that
their dream is probably not
1087
00:57:50,271 --> 00:57:51,172
going to come true.
1088
00:57:51,205 --> 00:57:52,873
Why?
1089
00:57:52,907 --> 00:57:55,710
Because Hollywood is the least
conducive place on the planet
1090
00:57:55,743 --> 00:57:57,878
Earth for anyone's
dream to ever come true.
1091
00:58:00,781 --> 00:58:02,650
So why are you
doing this for me?
1092
00:58:04,018 --> 00:58:10,591
Cause your mother has
huge, clanging steel balls.
1093
00:58:10,624 --> 00:58:13,527
Because you're here
anyway and because you say
1094
00:58:13,561 --> 00:58:15,863
thank you a lot.
1095
00:58:18,833 --> 00:58:20,768
Shall we go?
1096
00:58:24,171 --> 00:58:25,639
So tell me something.
1097
00:58:25,673 --> 00:58:27,141
Of all the people
in Hollywood you
1098
00:58:27,174 --> 00:58:29,610
could pick to meet,
why Douglas Trumbull?
1099
00:58:29,643 --> 00:58:32,213
Have you ever seen
"2001: A Space Odyssey?"
1100
00:58:32,246 --> 00:58:35,616
Well, it took a while to
finally get to Los Angeles,
1101
00:58:35,649 --> 00:58:36,884
but yes, I've seen it.
1102
00:58:36,917 --> 00:58:38,285
Did you understand the ending?
1103
00:58:38,319 --> 00:58:39,754
Of course.
1104
00:58:39,787 --> 00:58:42,189
Did you?
1105
00:58:42,223 --> 00:58:44,025
Let me guess, you're
a hand grenade,
1106
00:58:44,058 --> 00:58:46,660
and I just pulled the pin.
1107
00:58:46,694 --> 00:58:48,295
The riddle is nearly
within his grasp,
1108
00:58:48,329 --> 00:58:50,765
but he's too old to reach
out and touch the monolith
1109
00:58:50,798 --> 00:58:52,633
and receive his final
gift of enlightenment.
1110
00:58:52,666 --> 00:58:55,669
So they send him back to
the evolutionary cradle
1111
00:58:55,703 --> 00:58:59,140
to start all over again.
1112
00:59:00,274 --> 00:59:01,675
Kaboom.
1113
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:09,183
Well, I'm Herb Lightman,
if you could call him.
1114
00:59:09,216 --> 00:59:10,251
No worries.
1115
00:59:10,284 --> 00:59:11,719
Good.
1116
00:59:11,752 --> 00:59:12,920
OK. I'll do that.
1117
00:59:12,953 --> 00:59:14,655
Sure.
1118
00:59:14,688 --> 00:59:17,958
Well, the good news is...
1119
00:59:17,992 --> 00:59:20,127
You can go in now.
1120
00:59:20,161 --> 00:59:21,796
Thank you.
1121
00:59:21,829 --> 00:59:23,064
What's the bad news?
1122
00:59:23,097 --> 00:59:25,266
The bad news is that
Douglas isn't here today.
1123
00:59:27,401 --> 00:59:29,070
Did you tell them I was coming?
1124
00:59:29,103 --> 00:59:32,206
I told him I was coming.
1125
00:59:32,239 --> 00:59:36,343
Well, I mean, there's still
probably a bunch of cool stuff
1126
00:59:36,377 --> 00:59:38,112
to see, right?
1127
00:59:38,145 --> 00:59:40,381
I could leave him a note.
1128
00:59:40,414 --> 00:59:43,117
I have some pictures
of my models.
1129
00:59:43,150 --> 00:59:45,953
I could leave him my
movie and my projector.
1130
00:59:45,986 --> 00:59:49,223
I mean, it's worth a try, right?
1131
00:59:49,256 --> 00:59:51,192
You're asking the wrong guy.
1132
00:59:53,928 --> 00:59:55,129
It's worth a try.
1133
00:59:58,432 --> 01:00:01,035
OK, we have cumulocity.
1134
01:00:01,068 --> 01:00:02,369
Roll camera.
1135
01:00:23,357 --> 01:00:25,960
Give us a little more
speed on the color changes.
1136
01:00:29,463 --> 01:00:31,198
Yeah, that's it, that's it.
1137
01:00:33,901 --> 01:00:38,672
Just... OK, just
pull back slowly.
1138
01:00:38,706 --> 01:00:41,308
Starting further back and
push through the cloud.
1139
01:00:44,478 --> 01:00:46,680
So what is this
movie called anyway?
1140
01:00:46,714 --> 01:00:48,883
It's called "Close Encounters
of the Third Kind."
1141
01:00:48,916 --> 01:00:50,417
What does that mean?
1142
01:00:50,451 --> 01:00:52,153
Contact.
1143
01:00:52,186 --> 01:00:56,323
Close encounter of the
first kind is a sighting.
1144
01:00:56,357 --> 01:00:58,359
Close encounter
of the second kind
1145
01:00:58,392 --> 01:01:01,295
is physical evidence
of an encounter.
1146
01:01:01,328 --> 01:01:03,230
Close encounter
of the third kind
1147
01:01:03,264 --> 01:01:06,300
is actual contact
with the aliens.
1148
01:01:06,333 --> 01:01:09,970
It's "True UFO Stories
Magazine," April 1974.
1149
01:01:10,004 --> 01:01:11,038
Don't swing.
1150
01:01:11,071 --> 01:01:12,173
You want a Pepsi?
1151
01:01:12,206 --> 01:01:13,908
Sorry, wait, stop.
1152
01:01:13,941 --> 01:01:14,909
Are you serious?
1153
01:01:14,942 --> 01:01:16,076
Yeah, thank you.
1154
01:01:16,110 --> 01:01:17,344
Oh, you messed up the cloud.
1155
01:01:17,378 --> 01:01:18,812
It messed up the cloud.
1156
01:01:18,846 --> 01:01:20,714
Cut.
1157
01:01:20,748 --> 01:01:22,449
How long to reset?
1158
01:01:22,483 --> 01:01:24,084
25 minutes.
1159
01:01:25,352 --> 01:01:27,087
Are you the...
1160
01:01:27,121 --> 01:01:28,923
I really think it's four hours.
1161
01:01:28,956 --> 01:01:30,824
You're Steven Spielberg.
1162
01:01:30,858 --> 01:01:32,193
Steven.
1163
01:01:32,226 --> 01:01:33,194
Hey, Herb.
1164
01:01:33,227 --> 01:01:34,328
Come on.
1165
01:01:34,361 --> 01:01:36,463
Let me show you guys around.
1166
01:01:36,497 --> 01:01:37,965
How old is he?
1167
01:01:37,998 --> 01:01:39,400
11.
1168
01:01:39,433 --> 01:01:42,102
OK, let's recycle the tank
and order some dinner.
1169
01:01:44,238 --> 01:01:46,116
When I was a kid, I used
to watch planes take off
1170
01:01:46,140 --> 01:01:47,208
from the local airport.
1171
01:01:47,241 --> 01:01:48,351
To me, they weren't airplanes,
1172
01:01:48,375 --> 01:01:49,276
they were spaceships...
1173
01:01:49,310 --> 01:01:50,377
Doug.
1174
01:01:50,411 --> 01:01:51,879
Growing up on all
those '50s films
1175
01:01:51,912 --> 01:01:53,023
with flying saucers
and aliens coming
1176
01:01:53,047 --> 01:01:53,948
to Earth to destroy mankind.
1177
01:01:53,981 --> 01:01:55,015
Where is Doug?
1178
01:01:55,049 --> 01:01:56,417
Did you tell him I was coming?
1179
01:01:56,450 --> 01:01:58,261
Which explains why my first
film was a little epic
1180
01:01:58,285 --> 01:01:59,220
called "Firelight..."
1181
01:01:59,253 --> 01:02:00,354
Doug.
1182
01:02:00,387 --> 01:02:01,431
Which was essentially
about aliens
1183
01:02:01,455 --> 01:02:03,357
coming to my backyard and
destroying my sisters.
1184
01:02:03,390 --> 01:02:04,858
Where's Doug?
1185
01:02:04,892 --> 01:02:06,493
So obviously, you've
come a long way
1186
01:02:06,528 --> 01:02:09,496
from making little Super
8 movies in the backyard.
1187
01:02:09,531 --> 01:02:12,433
Yeah, now I make big Super
8 movies in the back lot.
1188
01:02:12,466 --> 01:02:16,971
Still, knowing what you know
now about how difficult it
1189
01:02:17,004 --> 01:02:21,008
is to really do
this, I wonder what
1190
01:02:21,041 --> 01:02:24,411
you would say to the 17-year-old
kid in the backyard who thinks
1191
01:02:24,445 --> 01:02:29,250
he's got it all figured out.
1192
01:02:29,283 --> 01:02:31,252
I say, if you're so
smart, what are you
1193
01:02:31,285 --> 01:02:33,387
still doing in your backyard?
1194
01:02:33,420 --> 01:02:35,523
But if the kid were
to get up the courage
1195
01:02:35,557 --> 01:02:37,992
to leave the backyard and
show up on your doorstep
1196
01:02:38,025 --> 01:02:38,892
looking for help?
1197
01:02:38,926 --> 01:02:40,861
I'd say, get your
own Douglas Trumbull,
1198
01:02:40,894 --> 01:02:42,129
if you could find him.
1199
01:02:42,162 --> 01:02:44,265
Speaking of which, could
we talk for just a bit
1200
01:02:44,298 --> 01:02:46,000
about exactly what
Douglas and his team
1201
01:02:46,033 --> 01:02:47,067
are doing for you here?
1202
01:02:47,101 --> 01:02:49,303
I knew I wanted to show
flying saucers in a way
1203
01:02:49,336 --> 01:02:51,539
that they'd never been shown
before, and I had to go...
1204
01:02:51,573 --> 01:02:53,584
Well, "Close Encounters" is
a very effects heavy film.
1205
01:02:53,608 --> 01:02:54,808
A real alien.
1206
01:02:54,842 --> 01:02:56,277
His name is Douglas Trumbull.
1207
01:02:56,310 --> 01:02:58,421
He worked on a little film
called "2001: A Space Odyssey."
1208
01:02:58,445 --> 01:03:00,423
Rejecting the sketches, we
created force perspective
1209
01:03:00,447 --> 01:03:02,287
planning so much Greg,
Gene, and his model crew
1210
01:03:02,316 --> 01:03:04,094
made miniature landscapes
with an amazing sense
1211
01:03:04,118 --> 01:03:05,228
of distance and
very little space.
1212
01:03:05,252 --> 01:03:07,321
Before it was paintings
based on sketches, and then
1213
01:03:07,354 --> 01:03:09,032
Doug, Vilmos and I work
out the color scheme.
1214
01:03:09,056 --> 01:03:10,057
Who is Vilmos?
1215
01:03:11,626 --> 01:03:14,562
The DP.
1216
01:03:14,596 --> 01:03:19,033
The director of photography.
1217
01:03:19,066 --> 01:03:20,067
I know.
1218
01:03:20,100 --> 01:03:21,168
OK.
1219
01:03:21,201 --> 01:03:22,445
My worry was that
the stars would
1220
01:03:22,469 --> 01:03:25,439
become diffused blobs instead
of crisp little points of light.
1221
01:03:25,472 --> 01:03:27,174
So Richard Yuricich
came with the idea
1222
01:03:27,207 --> 01:03:28,576
of burning the
starfields directly
1223
01:03:28,610 --> 01:03:30,944
in the interpositive, which
meant doing a latent image
1224
01:03:30,978 --> 01:03:32,446
pass through the
optical printer,
1225
01:03:32,479 --> 01:03:35,049
and bypacking the starfield
element with the original...
1226
01:03:41,221 --> 01:03:43,924
projection that will allow
us to put these large format
1227
01:03:43,957 --> 01:03:46,594
images on the Scotchlite screen,
reflected back exactly on axis
1228
01:03:46,628 --> 01:03:49,229
so that any foreground object
will block its own shadow,
1229
01:03:49,263 --> 01:03:51,398
preventing a perfect comp
with no need for blue screen
1230
01:03:51,432 --> 01:03:52,499
or motion control.
1231
01:03:52,534 --> 01:03:53,635
What?
1232
01:03:53,668 --> 01:03:55,936
Sorry, what's motion control?
1233
01:04:04,679 --> 01:04:07,481
So I told the guys at the studio
that I needed five airplanes,
1234
01:04:07,515 --> 01:04:09,216
and they tried to give me three.
1235
01:04:09,249 --> 01:04:11,985
I told them, you can't make a
circle with three airplanes.
1236
01:04:12,019 --> 01:04:13,487
You can make a
triangle with three.
1237
01:04:13,521 --> 01:04:15,122
You can make a square with four.
1238
01:04:15,155 --> 01:04:16,890
But if you're going
to make a circle,
1239
01:04:16,924 --> 01:04:18,684
you're going to need at
least five airplanes.
1240
01:04:58,566 --> 01:05:00,234
You're Greg Jein.
1241
01:05:02,704 --> 01:05:07,609
You built the Dark Star, and the
penis ship in "Flesh Gordon."
1242
01:05:11,713 --> 01:05:13,213
"Star Log Magazine."
1243
01:05:13,247 --> 01:05:15,449
Security.
1244
01:05:15,482 --> 01:05:17,451
Relax.
1245
01:05:17,484 --> 01:05:21,155
We don't really have
security, obviously.
1246
01:05:21,188 --> 01:05:24,626
That's... you got me.
1247
01:05:24,659 --> 01:05:26,594
Looking for Doug?
1248
01:05:26,628 --> 01:05:28,061
Yeah, how did you know?
1249
01:05:28,095 --> 01:05:29,163
Everybody's looking for...
1250
01:05:29,196 --> 01:05:31,599
Because you had an audience
with Steven Spielberg,
1251
01:05:31,633 --> 01:05:33,333
and you ended up
in his model shop.
1252
01:05:37,605 --> 01:05:39,106
I got lost.
1253
01:05:39,139 --> 01:05:41,709
I know you did.
1254
01:05:41,743 --> 01:05:44,044
So here you are at
the intersection
1255
01:05:44,077 --> 01:05:48,115
of fantasy and reality, just
as far from Douglas Trumbull
1256
01:05:48,148 --> 01:05:54,388
as you were back in Wadsworth,
Illinois, population 750.
1257
01:06:31,458 --> 01:06:32,794
Hey, Doug!
1258
01:06:32,827 --> 01:06:34,228
Doug!
1259
01:06:34,261 --> 01:06:37,164
Hey, hey, hey, Doug.
1260
01:06:37,197 --> 01:06:38,499
Hey, Herb.
1261
01:06:38,533 --> 01:06:40,400
Sorry, about 12
million things came up.
1262
01:06:40,434 --> 01:06:41,779
We can do the
interview another time.
1263
01:06:41,803 --> 01:06:42,570
It's not important.
1264
01:06:42,604 --> 01:06:44,271
Anyway, I just want to tell you
1265
01:06:44,304 --> 01:06:45,573
I brought somebody along today
1266
01:06:45,607 --> 01:06:47,307
who has been anxious to meet you
1267
01:06:47,341 --> 01:06:49,376
since he saw "2001" when
he was eight years old.
1268
01:06:49,409 --> 01:06:51,144
And he understood it, no less.
1269
01:06:51,178 --> 01:06:53,146
But anyway, he's a
film director himself,
1270
01:06:53,180 --> 01:06:56,250
and that's because he was
so turned on and so inspired
1271
01:06:56,283 --> 01:06:57,785
by your first film.
1272
01:06:57,819 --> 01:07:00,220
So if you could have half
a second, just say hi.
1273
01:07:05,560 --> 01:07:07,027
Hi.
1274
01:07:13,166 --> 01:07:14,434
Nice meeting you.
1275
01:07:23,210 --> 01:07:27,114
What... what, you, you
had nothing to say?
1276
01:07:29,483 --> 01:07:32,319
Well, that's so sweet.
1277
01:07:32,352 --> 01:07:33,353
So...
1278
01:07:33,387 --> 01:07:35,355
Stupid!
1279
01:07:35,389 --> 01:07:37,291
I can't believe you said that!
1280
01:07:37,324 --> 01:07:38,325
Said what?
1281
01:07:38,358 --> 01:07:39,561
Nothing!
1282
01:07:39,594 --> 01:07:41,696
It was a good start.
1283
01:07:41,729 --> 01:07:45,299
"Hi, my name is" might
have been a good follow up.
1284
01:07:45,332 --> 01:07:47,167
Oh, boy.
1285
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:50,103
Saying goodbye to Steven might
have been a good idea too.
1286
01:07:56,410 --> 01:07:57,845
And that's it?
1287
01:07:57,879 --> 01:08:01,716
After all this crazy hoping,
and trying, and dreaming?
1288
01:08:01,749 --> 01:08:05,319
You're nearly killing me making
dumb movies in your backyard.
1289
01:08:05,352 --> 01:08:10,525
That's all you got from your
one chance at Hollywood?
1290
01:08:10,558 --> 01:08:15,797
Well, there is one other
little, little thing.
1291
01:08:21,401 --> 01:08:22,502
Hi, guys, John Dagster.
1292
01:08:22,537 --> 01:08:24,271
Welcome to Industrial
Light and Magic.
1293
01:08:24,304 --> 01:08:25,873
As you can see from
the poster, we're
1294
01:08:25,907 --> 01:08:27,909
a little behind schedule,
which means we're all
1295
01:08:27,942 --> 01:08:29,476
a little over-caffeinated here.
1296
01:08:29,510 --> 01:08:30,788
So please keep
your hands and feet
1297
01:08:30,812 --> 01:08:31,922
inside the ride at all times.
1298
01:08:31,946 --> 01:08:33,213
No flash photography.
1299
01:08:33,246 --> 01:08:34,882
Most importantly,
remember to forget
1300
01:08:34,916 --> 01:08:37,518
every single thing you see
here, except for the cool stuff.
1301
01:08:37,552 --> 01:08:39,563
The surface of the Death
Star, a small artificial moon
1302
01:08:39,587 --> 01:08:41,288
that goes around blowing
up other planets.
1303
01:08:41,321 --> 01:08:42,624
So we had to make a lot of it.
1304
01:08:42,657 --> 01:08:44,559
So we made wood patterns
and took molds off them
1305
01:08:44,592 --> 01:08:46,628
with this Dow Corning
Silastic liquid rubber,
1306
01:08:46,661 --> 01:08:48,839
which is normally used to seal
basements against flooding,
1307
01:08:48,863 --> 01:08:50,703
inject the molds with
expandable urethane foam,
1308
01:08:50,732 --> 01:08:52,241
like the stuff they
squirt in the walls
1309
01:08:52,265 --> 01:08:53,166
for insulation.
1310
01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:54,301
Wham-o.
1311
01:08:54,334 --> 01:08:55,846
Repeatable lightweight
modular sections.
1312
01:08:55,870 --> 01:08:57,905
They're really easy
to throw around.
1313
01:08:57,939 --> 01:09:00,775
Those are x-wings, part of
a small fleet of battleships
1314
01:09:00,808 --> 01:09:03,911
used by the Rebel Alliance
to fight the Empire.
1315
01:09:03,945 --> 01:09:07,381
There's the escape
capsules, right over here.
1316
01:09:07,414 --> 01:09:10,317
And over here, we've got the...
1317
01:09:10,350 --> 01:09:12,920
We've got the Millennium Falcon.
1318
01:09:12,954 --> 01:09:15,923
It belongs to a space
pirate named Han Solo
1319
01:09:15,957 --> 01:09:17,925
and his Wookie, Chewbacca.
1320
01:09:17,959 --> 01:09:20,293
That's the rebel blockade
runner, right here.
1321
01:09:20,327 --> 01:09:21,663
And where are we?
1322
01:09:21,696 --> 01:09:24,398
Over here, we've got
the Star Destroyer.
1323
01:09:24,431 --> 01:09:28,569
And here is Luke's Land Speeder.
1324
01:09:28,603 --> 01:09:31,271
Now, that's Luke,
destroyed C-3PO,
1325
01:09:31,304 --> 01:09:32,607
and that's Obi-Wan Kenobi.
1326
01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:34,542
Wait, that's the Bionic
Man action figure.
1327
01:09:34,575 --> 01:09:35,886
Yeah, don't...
Don't tell anybody.
1328
01:09:35,910 --> 01:09:37,745
We're making this whole
movie out of things
1329
01:09:37,779 --> 01:09:39,580
you could find lying
around your garage.
1330
01:09:39,614 --> 01:09:40,515
That's so cool.
1331
01:09:40,548 --> 01:09:42,583
Over here, we have
our breakaway models.
1332
01:09:42,617 --> 01:09:43,894
They're made from
a brittle resin
1333
01:09:43,918 --> 01:09:45,285
which explodes really nicely.
1334
01:09:45,318 --> 01:09:46,286
Go ahead, break it.
1335
01:09:46,319 --> 01:09:47,287
No, no, no, no, no.
1336
01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:48,455
Here, check it out.
1337
01:09:48,488 --> 01:09:51,425
No, no, no, no,
what are you doing?
1338
01:09:51,458 --> 01:09:52,960
Cool, huh?
1339
01:09:52,994 --> 01:09:54,595
I can fix this.
1340
01:09:54,629 --> 01:09:57,565
Now, understand a lot
of the blue screens
1341
01:09:57,598 --> 01:09:58,833
still aren't composited.
1342
01:09:58,866 --> 01:10:00,735
There's no music or
sound effects yet.
1343
01:10:00,768 --> 01:10:03,604
It's still got a British from
"World War II," and stuff
1344
01:10:03,638 --> 01:10:05,472
from "Dam Busters"
and "633 Squadron"
1345
01:10:05,506 --> 01:10:09,242
standing in for the
dogfight scenes.
1346
01:10:09,276 --> 01:10:13,246
And this is our screening room.
1347
01:10:53,921 --> 01:10:55,489
Everyone's fixed up.
1348
01:10:55,523 --> 01:10:58,059
And then, and suddenly,
they all turn around,
1349
01:10:58,092 --> 01:11:01,028
and this huge crowd of
hundreds of Rebel pilots
1350
01:11:01,062 --> 01:11:02,630
give him a standing ovation.
1351
01:11:02,663 --> 01:11:04,364
And that's it.
1352
01:11:04,397 --> 01:11:07,501
That's the end.
1353
01:11:07,535 --> 01:11:08,970
OK.
1354
01:11:09,003 --> 01:11:12,540
So I just have one...
One question for you.
1355
01:11:12,573 --> 01:11:13,808
Go ahead.
1356
01:11:13,841 --> 01:11:15,375
What the hell were
those hundreds
1357
01:11:15,408 --> 01:11:17,512
of other Rebel pilots
doing while their pals were
1358
01:11:17,545 --> 01:11:19,647
getting their asses kicked
attacking the Death Star?
1359
01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:20,648
I don't know.
1360
01:11:20,681 --> 01:11:21,649
Who cares?
1361
01:11:21,682 --> 01:11:23,851
I'm telling you, when
this movie comes out,
1362
01:11:23,885 --> 01:11:25,953
it's going to be like Woodstock.
1363
01:11:25,987 --> 01:11:26,987
I'm thinking Nerdstock.
1364
01:11:30,958 --> 01:11:34,729
When and where does
this thing come out?
1365
01:11:34,762 --> 01:11:39,834
May 25th at theaters everywhere!
1366
01:11:39,867 --> 01:11:42,402
You really met Steven Spielberg?
1367
01:11:42,435 --> 01:11:44,539
Yeah, I really did.
1368
01:11:44,572 --> 01:11:46,674
Did you show him your
"Planet of the Apes" movie?
1369
01:11:46,707 --> 01:11:47,809
No.
1370
01:11:47,842 --> 01:11:48,976
Good.
1371
01:11:49,010 --> 01:11:50,678
Oh, man we have to
go opening night.
1372
01:11:50,711 --> 01:11:51,612
We have to.
1373
01:11:51,646 --> 01:11:52,646
Why?
1374
01:11:55,482 --> 01:11:58,753
Go see this movie again
when it comes out.
1375
01:11:58,786 --> 01:12:00,688
See it opening day, first show.
1376
01:12:00,721 --> 01:12:02,757
If it doesn't make
you jump in your car
1377
01:12:02,790 --> 01:12:05,126
and drive like hell to get
back out here, then maybe
1378
01:12:05,159 --> 01:12:07,728
I'm wrong about you.
1379
01:12:07,762 --> 01:12:09,362
But I don't think I am.
1380
01:12:12,166 --> 01:12:13,835
Um, hi.
1381
01:12:13,868 --> 01:12:16,537
Pat Johnson says your center
speaker's distorting again.
1382
01:12:19,472 --> 01:12:20,472
OK, bye.
1383
01:12:22,877 --> 01:12:23,878
Come on, do it.
1384
01:12:23,911 --> 01:12:24,912
No, I'm eating popcorn.
1385
01:12:24,946 --> 01:12:26,614
The butter ought
to make it easier.
1386
01:12:26,647 --> 01:12:28,015
What are you guys talking about?
1387
01:12:28,049 --> 01:12:30,051
Robin can stick her
entire fist in her mouth.
1388
01:12:30,084 --> 01:12:31,586
Don't ask her to
prove it, though,
1389
01:12:31,619 --> 01:12:32,854
even with something smaller.
1390
01:12:32,887 --> 01:12:34,589
I could put my entire
fist in your mouth.
1391
01:12:34,622 --> 01:12:35,933
Well, now we're
starting something.
1392
01:12:35,957 --> 01:12:36,991
OK, OK. Shh.
1393
01:12:37,024 --> 01:12:38,458
Please refrain from talking...
1394
01:12:38,491 --> 01:12:40,003
Pat, there's no one
else in the theater.
1395
01:12:40,027 --> 01:12:40,895
This might be it, Bill.
1396
01:12:40,928 --> 01:12:41,996
What?
1397
01:12:42,029 --> 01:12:43,130
You say that every time.
1398
01:12:43,164 --> 01:12:46,167
And every time, we end up
staring in awe struck wonder
1399
01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:48,536
at the coming attractions to
"Logan's Run," or "Breaker
1400
01:12:48,569 --> 01:12:51,739
Breaker" starring Chuck Norris.
1401
01:12:51,772 --> 01:12:52,874
I like Chuck Norris.
1402
01:12:54,208 --> 01:12:57,945
And really, Pat, if this "Space
Wars" thing is so great, then
1403
01:12:57,979 --> 01:13:01,414
why hasn't there been
any hoopla about it?
1404
01:13:01,448 --> 01:13:02,884
- It's "Star Wars."
- Hoopla?
1405
01:13:02,917 --> 01:13:03,818
Know what I think?
1406
01:13:03,851 --> 01:13:05,519
You're making this
"Space Wars" thing up.
1407
01:13:05,553 --> 01:13:06,888
It's "Star Wars,"
and why would I?
1408
01:13:06,921 --> 01:13:08,799
So you had something to
tell people about your trip
1409
01:13:08,823 --> 01:13:10,067
to Hollywood other
than, I blew it.
1410
01:13:10,091 --> 01:13:11,058
I didn't blow it, Bill.
1411
01:13:11,092 --> 01:13:12,927
You met Steven Spielberg
and Douglas Trumbull,
1412
01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:14,028
and you came back.
1413
01:13:14,061 --> 01:13:15,630
Why come back if
you didn't blow it?
1414
01:13:15,663 --> 01:13:16,797
Are you serious?
1415
01:13:16,831 --> 01:13:18,041
You're having one
of your fake fights.
1416
01:13:18,065 --> 01:13:19,166
You're wasting your time.
1417
01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:20,001
Why did I come back?
1418
01:13:20,034 --> 01:13:21,535
I came back to
finish high school.
1419
01:13:21,569 --> 01:13:22,370
The guy who directed "Jaws."
1420
01:13:22,402 --> 01:13:23,647
You're acting like
you knew that?
1421
01:13:23,671 --> 01:13:24,906
I told you that.
1422
01:13:24,939 --> 01:13:26,183
I'm too busy watching
the coming attractions
1423
01:13:26,207 --> 01:13:27,642
to "Space Wars."
1424
01:13:27,675 --> 01:13:28,776
It's "Star..." what?
1425
01:13:34,949 --> 01:13:35,950
He's moving too fast!
1426
01:13:35,983 --> 01:13:37,184
It's an epic of heroes...
1427
01:13:39,854 --> 01:13:46,060
villains, aliens
from 1,000 worlds.
1428
01:13:50,231 --> 01:13:54,602
"Star Wars," a billion years
in the making, and it's
1429
01:13:54,635 --> 01:13:57,204
coming to your
galaxy this summer.
1430
01:14:02,243 --> 01:14:04,745
Oh, my god.
1431
01:14:04,779 --> 01:14:06,213
What do you mean, "Oh, my god?"
1432
01:14:06,247 --> 01:14:08,082
That was the goofiest
thing I've ever seen.
1433
01:14:08,115 --> 01:14:09,550
May 25th?
1434
01:14:09,583 --> 01:14:11,552
That's like a month from now.
1435
01:14:11,585 --> 01:14:12,820
I know.
1436
01:14:12,853 --> 01:14:14,989
No, Pat, you don't.
1437
01:14:28,069 --> 01:14:31,238
I have you now.
1438
01:14:33,007 --> 01:14:34,709
Oh, right, like I'd
waste my time on
1439
01:14:34,742 --> 01:14:35,843
some dorky sci-fi movie.
1440
01:14:35,876 --> 01:14:36,744
Oh, so you don't have
1441
01:14:36,777 --> 01:14:38,713
your little "Star
Trek" parties anymore?
1442
01:14:38,746 --> 01:14:39,981
Shut up.
1443
01:14:40,014 --> 01:14:41,983
You probably shouldn't
see "Star Wars" anyway.
1444
01:14:42,016 --> 01:14:43,117
Oh, why is that?
1445
01:14:43,150 --> 01:14:44,852
Well, there's this
thing in it called
1446
01:14:44,885 --> 01:14:46,520
the Death Star,
which could take out
1447
01:14:46,554 --> 01:14:47,922
the Enterprise with one shot.
1448
01:14:50,157 --> 01:14:51,993
The Enterprise has
deflector shields.
1449
01:15:08,642 --> 01:15:10,878
Bud's Garage.
1450
01:15:10,911 --> 01:15:12,013
Again?
1451
01:15:12,046 --> 01:15:14,949
Bill, I'll find a
way to pay for it.
1452
01:15:14,982 --> 01:15:16,050
What?
1453
01:15:16,083 --> 01:15:17,752
No, no I don't get
paid by the pile.
1454
01:15:17,785 --> 01:15:18,786
Patrick!
1455
01:15:18,819 --> 01:15:19,920
I'll call you back.
1456
01:15:19,954 --> 01:15:21,022
What?
1457
01:15:21,055 --> 01:15:22,656
Your friends are here.
1458
01:15:29,230 --> 01:15:30,531
Hey.
1459
01:15:32,199 --> 01:15:33,901
Hey.
1460
01:15:33,934 --> 01:15:35,169
I heard about your car.
1461
01:15:35,202 --> 01:15:36,837
Yeah.
1462
01:15:36,871 --> 01:15:39,840
Look, we got off to
a bad start, and I
1463
01:15:39,874 --> 01:15:43,044
was thinking, if
you and Linda are
1464
01:15:43,077 --> 01:15:46,947
going to be getting
married, or whatever,
1465
01:15:46,981 --> 01:15:48,649
you're going to need money.
1466
01:15:48,682 --> 01:15:49,650
OK.
1467
01:15:49,683 --> 01:15:50,985
So?
1468
01:15:51,018 --> 01:15:53,587
So Tony thinks his dad
would be willing to fix
1469
01:15:53,621 --> 01:15:56,057
your car for free.
1470
01:15:56,090 --> 01:15:57,825
Linda, being family and all.
1471
01:16:07,701 --> 01:16:09,003
Cut.
1472
01:16:09,036 --> 01:16:10,071
Ah.
1473
01:16:10,104 --> 01:16:11,238
Do you mind?
1474
01:16:11,272 --> 01:16:13,340
No, I don't mind
bringing in the groceries
1475
01:16:13,374 --> 01:16:15,810
even though it's your turn.
1476
01:16:15,843 --> 01:16:17,711
Bill, you don't need
to check the mirror
1477
01:16:17,745 --> 01:16:18,712
with your whole head.
1478
01:16:18,746 --> 01:16:19,880
Just glance with your eyes.
1479
01:16:19,914 --> 01:16:21,949
I was trying to show concern.
1480
01:16:21,982 --> 01:16:23,617
Hey, you should be concerned.
1481
01:16:23,651 --> 01:16:25,686
The corn's moving about
3,000 miles an hour.
1482
01:16:25,719 --> 01:16:26,720
Excuse me?
1483
01:16:26,754 --> 01:16:28,622
Corn's going by too fast.
1484
01:16:30,991 --> 01:16:32,960
The corn can never
go by too fast.
1485
01:16:32,993 --> 01:16:33,961
You know what? This is stupid.
1486
01:16:33,994 --> 01:16:34,995
What's stupid?
1487
01:16:35,029 --> 01:16:36,130
This whole movie thing.
1488
01:16:36,163 --> 01:16:37,407
What do you think,
one of these movies
1489
01:16:37,431 --> 01:16:38,699
is going to be seen by anyone
1490
01:16:38,732 --> 01:16:39,776
other than you,
me, and your mom?
1491
01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:41,102
Bill.
1492
01:16:41,135 --> 01:16:42,979
You think having a premiere
at the Public Library
1493
01:16:43,003 --> 01:16:44,638
is going to get you
noticed in Hollywood?
1494
01:16:44,672 --> 01:16:45,849
OK, Bill, I'm sorry
I said you're corny.
1495
01:16:45,873 --> 01:16:46,841
You're a good actor.
1496
01:16:46,874 --> 01:16:48,843
No, I'm not. I'm terrible.
1497
01:16:48,876 --> 01:16:50,144
But at least I know it.
1498
01:16:50,177 --> 01:16:52,012
Well, if you know
you're so terrible,
1499
01:16:52,046 --> 01:16:53,247
why do you keep doing it?
1500
01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:54,748
Because it used to be fun.
1501
01:16:54,782 --> 01:16:56,050
Why do you keep doing it?
1502
01:16:56,083 --> 01:16:58,119
Because you certainly
aren't having any fun.
1503
01:16:59,420 --> 01:17:02,356
And when you're not having fun,
you are definitely not fun.
1504
01:17:05,025 --> 01:17:07,795
I do it because
I'm not terrible.
1505
01:17:07,828 --> 01:17:08,996
I'm just here.
1506
01:17:09,029 --> 01:17:11,932
Oh, so it's here
that's the problem?
1507
01:17:11,966 --> 01:17:14,135
Here meaning all your
well-meaning but talentless
1508
01:17:14,168 --> 01:17:15,870
friends holding you back, right?
1509
01:17:15,903 --> 01:17:17,304
No.
1510
01:17:17,338 --> 01:17:20,741
Fine, go to Hollywood so you
can be not terrible there.
1511
01:17:20,774 --> 01:17:22,243
See how far that gets you.
1512
01:17:33,387 --> 01:17:38,025
Music radio WLS Chicago.
1513
01:17:38,058 --> 01:17:39,326
Don't be alarmed.
1514
01:17:39,360 --> 01:17:41,962
It's only the death
breath of the Dark Lord.
1515
01:17:45,132 --> 01:17:47,434
"Star War" starts today
at select theaters.
1516
01:17:47,468 --> 01:17:48,769
Rated PG.
1517
01:17:48,802 --> 01:17:50,237
Parental guidance suggested.
1518
01:17:54,942 --> 01:17:57,478
Good morning Mr. And
Miss Warren High School.
1519
01:17:57,512 --> 01:17:59,780
And all geeks sitting
on top of the buses,
1520
01:17:59,813 --> 01:18:03,450
looking into the
girls' locker rooms.
1521
01:18:03,484 --> 01:18:05,786
This is your student body
president, Bill Holmes.
1522
01:18:05,819 --> 01:18:07,922
And these are your morning
announcements for...
1523
01:18:07,955 --> 01:18:10,457
May 25, 1977.
1524
01:18:10,491 --> 01:18:11,725
The menu today...
1525
01:18:11,759 --> 01:18:13,060
A day that will live in infamy.
1526
01:18:17,965 --> 01:18:19,366
All right, kids.
1527
01:18:19,400 --> 01:18:21,869
I'd like to send a special
message to the entire Warren
1528
01:18:21,902 --> 01:18:23,337
family.
1529
01:18:23,370 --> 01:18:27,074
Jocks, brains, nerds, freaks,
cheerleaders, Devilettes,
1530
01:18:27,107 --> 01:18:30,077
chess club members,
valedictorians, thespians,
1531
01:18:30,110 --> 01:18:31,245
lesbians.
1532
01:18:33,247 --> 01:18:35,482
Can he say lesbians on
the morning announcements?
1533
01:18:35,517 --> 01:18:37,218
No, he cannot.
1534
01:18:37,251 --> 01:18:40,955
Today is the last day of life
as we know it on this planet.
1535
01:18:40,988 --> 01:18:44,391
Today, a new and golden
age lies upon us.
1536
01:18:44,425 --> 01:18:47,127
Today is the day that every
last character name, scene
1537
01:18:47,161 --> 01:18:49,296
description, and
vocal sound effect
1538
01:18:49,330 --> 01:18:50,965
you've heard from
these past few months
1539
01:18:50,998 --> 01:18:52,099
will entirely make sense.
1540
01:18:52,132 --> 01:18:53,133
Open the door, Holmes.
1541
01:18:57,438 --> 01:18:59,039
Don't be alarmed.
1542
01:18:59,073 --> 01:19:01,543
It's only the death
breath of the Dark Lord.
1543
01:19:01,576 --> 01:19:02,510
Very bad, very bad.
1544
01:19:02,544 --> 01:19:04,245
Don't be scared.
1545
01:19:04,278 --> 01:19:06,981
It's only an Imperial Cruiser
making the jump to lightspeed.
1546
01:19:08,015 --> 01:19:09,383
Relax.
1547
01:19:09,416 --> 01:19:11,852
It's only a movie,
and it's all for fun.
1548
01:19:11,885 --> 01:19:14,388
Director George Lucas and
20th Century Fox present...
1549
01:19:14,421 --> 01:19:16,457
When I find it, and I will...
1550
01:19:16,490 --> 01:19:18,859
"Star Wars."
1551
01:19:18,892 --> 01:19:22,530
Enjoy, lap it up, monkeys.
1552
01:19:22,564 --> 01:19:25,866
Parental guidance suggested.
1553
01:19:25,899 --> 01:19:28,168
It starts today at
theaters everywhere.
1554
01:19:28,202 --> 01:19:30,271
Everyone meet at the
Genesee at 3:00 PM.
1555
01:19:30,304 --> 01:19:33,474
The first 40 people to
show up get in free!
1556
01:19:48,188 --> 01:19:51,158
Ah.
1557
01:19:51,191 --> 01:19:52,293
Ah.
1558
01:19:52,326 --> 01:19:53,460
What are you doing here?
1559
01:19:53,494 --> 01:19:56,030
Linda had a conniption fit
because she had work for me
1560
01:19:56,063 --> 01:19:57,097
today.
1561
01:19:57,131 --> 01:19:58,932
So Dr. Kallen let
her off the hook,
1562
01:19:58,966 --> 01:20:00,501
even though I called in sick.
1563
01:20:00,535 --> 01:20:02,202
So where's Linda?
1564
01:20:02,236 --> 01:20:03,437
She went to the mall.
1565
01:20:03,470 --> 01:20:05,072
She said she had
to buy something
1566
01:20:05,105 --> 01:20:06,807
nice to wear for big event.
1567
01:20:11,979 --> 01:20:12,946
Is that your brother?
1568
01:20:12,980 --> 01:20:14,181
Genesee Theater, 3:00 PM.
1569
01:20:14,214 --> 01:20:15,182
- Come on.
- No.
1570
01:20:15,215 --> 01:20:16,917
We've got to go, guys.
1571
01:20:16,950 --> 01:20:18,052
"Star Wars."
1572
01:20:18,085 --> 01:20:19,320
Never mind.
1573
01:20:19,353 --> 01:20:21,523
Ah, hey.
1574
01:20:21,556 --> 01:20:22,524
Come on, guys.
1575
01:20:22,557 --> 01:20:23,591
We got to go.
1576
01:20:23,625 --> 01:20:24,992
"Star Wars," 3:00 PM.
1577
01:20:26,960 --> 01:20:28,095
Where's Bill?
1578
01:20:28,128 --> 01:20:30,632
He's hiding in his car.
1579
01:20:30,665 --> 01:20:33,000
Hey, guys, don't forget
there's a party at my house
1580
01:20:33,033 --> 01:20:34,468
tonight, 6:00.
1581
01:20:34,501 --> 01:20:35,469
Thanks, Ann.
1582
01:20:35,502 --> 01:20:36,503
That's great.
1583
01:20:40,642 --> 01:20:42,009
Drive, Bill.
1584
01:20:42,042 --> 01:20:44,078
Just drive.
1585
01:20:44,111 --> 01:20:47,247
I'll need your park ID.
1586
01:20:47,281 --> 01:20:48,382
Can he do that?
1587
01:20:48,415 --> 01:20:49,617
Uh huh.
1588
01:20:49,651 --> 01:20:51,519
Do you realize
what you just did?
1589
01:20:51,553 --> 01:20:53,387
Yeah, I got my severance
pay, which is more
1590
01:20:53,420 --> 01:20:54,955
than I would have
gotten if I I'd
1591
01:20:54,988 --> 01:20:56,490
worked for another
month, which means
1592
01:20:56,524 --> 01:20:58,444
I can now pay for the
first 40 people to show up.
1593
01:21:00,994 --> 01:21:02,096
Oh, shit.
1594
01:21:02,129 --> 01:21:03,507
Oh, now you realize
what you just did.
1595
01:21:03,531 --> 01:21:04,965
No, it's 2:14.
1596
01:21:04,998 --> 01:21:07,167
Time flies when you're
throwing your life away.
1597
01:21:07,201 --> 01:21:08,502
No, I mean I got to cash this.
1598
01:21:08,536 --> 01:21:09,571
So we'll cash it.
1599
01:21:09,604 --> 01:21:11,138
The theater's 15
minutes that way.
1600
01:21:11,171 --> 01:21:12,973
My bank is 15 minutes
the other way.
1601
01:21:13,006 --> 01:21:13,974
Pat, relax.
1602
01:21:14,007 --> 01:21:16,009
My dad will cash your
check at the station.
1603
01:21:16,043 --> 01:21:17,111
It's five minutes away.
1604
01:21:17,144 --> 01:21:18,513
Sign it over to him.
1605
01:21:18,546 --> 01:21:21,048
I'll go get the cash and
meet you at the mall at 2:45.
1606
01:21:21,081 --> 01:21:23,417
But, no, it takes 15 minutes
to get to the theater.
1607
01:21:23,450 --> 01:21:25,252
We can get there in 10.
1608
01:21:25,285 --> 01:21:27,020
That gives 5 to
buy your popcorn,
1609
01:21:27,054 --> 01:21:29,691
talk to manager into selling you
the poster with all the money
1610
01:21:29,724 --> 01:21:32,259
you won't have, and still find
the exact acoustical center
1611
01:21:32,292 --> 01:21:33,260
of the theater, OK?
1612
01:21:33,293 --> 01:21:34,294
OK.
1613
01:21:37,197 --> 01:21:39,534
Slow down, you're going
to get all sweaty.
1614
01:21:39,567 --> 01:21:41,402
Girls hate that.
1615
01:21:41,435 --> 01:21:43,937
It's not like there's going
to be a line around the block
1616
01:21:43,971 --> 01:21:44,706
to get in.
1617
01:21:44,739 --> 01:21:45,707
Hey.
1618
01:21:45,740 --> 01:21:47,542
Oh, hey.
1619
01:21:47,575 --> 01:21:49,176
Hey.
1620
01:21:49,209 --> 01:21:50,411
What are you doing here?
1621
01:21:50,444 --> 01:21:52,045
Picking you up.
1622
01:21:52,079 --> 01:21:54,549
Bill's meeting us at 2:45.
1623
01:21:54,582 --> 01:21:55,550
What?
1624
01:21:55,583 --> 01:21:56,618
I can't go.
1625
01:21:56,651 --> 01:21:58,051
Why not?
1626
01:21:58,085 --> 01:21:59,953
Mom needs me to take
Misty to the vet.
1627
01:21:59,987 --> 01:22:02,690
Oh, we'll take her afterwards.
1628
01:22:02,724 --> 01:22:05,159
Tony is giving me a ride.
1629
01:22:05,192 --> 01:22:06,427
Why?
1630
01:22:06,460 --> 01:22:08,028
My car's in the shop.
1631
01:22:08,061 --> 01:22:09,096
Again?
1632
01:22:09,129 --> 01:22:10,230
Yeah, again.
1633
01:22:10,264 --> 01:22:14,301
Wow, that's...
that's convenient.
1634
01:22:14,334 --> 01:22:16,103
What's that supposed to mean?
1635
01:22:16,136 --> 01:22:17,237
Well, let's see.
1636
01:22:17,271 --> 01:22:19,973
First, Tony's dad can't
seem to find the left front
1637
01:22:20,007 --> 01:22:21,709
Fender for a Ford
Pinto for over a month.
1638
01:22:21,743 --> 01:22:24,211
And then after managing
to finally scrape together
1639
01:22:24,244 --> 01:22:25,245
enough money to pay him.
1640
01:22:25,279 --> 01:22:27,448
He tells me he's been
charging me a storage fee
1641
01:22:27,481 --> 01:22:29,216
on top of the original amount.
1642
01:22:29,249 --> 01:22:31,485
And now your car's
back in the shop,
1643
01:22:31,519 --> 01:22:34,321
and suddenly Tony is the only
one left with a car that works,
1644
01:22:34,354 --> 01:22:36,089
which you have to go
back to your house in,
1645
01:22:36,123 --> 01:22:37,324
with your new underwear.
1646
01:22:37,357 --> 01:22:38,992
And no, can you tell
me what's wrong?
1647
01:22:39,026 --> 01:22:40,227
Yeah, I can.
1648
01:22:40,260 --> 01:22:42,362
You don't know when
to stop thinking.
1649
01:22:45,499 --> 01:22:46,668
What?
1650
01:22:46,701 --> 01:22:47,735
Wait.
1651
01:22:47,769 --> 01:22:48,937
Wait, what?
1652
01:22:48,969 --> 01:22:51,606
I'm the proud owner of a brain
refined by 6 million years
1653
01:22:51,639 --> 01:22:53,073
of evolution.
1654
01:22:53,106 --> 01:22:54,609
How am I supposed
to stop thinking?
1655
01:22:54,642 --> 01:22:56,009
Try feeling.
1656
01:22:56,043 --> 01:22:57,211
Oh, come on.
1657
01:22:57,244 --> 01:22:58,479
Wait, wait, wait.
1658
01:22:58,513 --> 01:23:00,013
Don't touch me.
1659
01:23:00,047 --> 01:23:01,616
I'm sorry.
1660
01:23:01,649 --> 01:23:06,353
Don't even talk to me,
and don't call me either.
1661
01:23:06,386 --> 01:23:07,755
Wait, don't leave.
1662
01:23:07,789 --> 01:23:09,089
Don't leave.
1663
01:23:09,122 --> 01:23:10,357
Come on.
1664
01:23:12,392 --> 01:23:13,392
Don't leave.
1665
01:23:21,836 --> 01:23:26,541
Gaze at the sky and picture
1666
01:23:26,574 --> 01:23:31,779
a memory of days
in your life you
1667
01:23:31,813 --> 01:23:39,813
knew what it meant to be
happy and free with time
1668
01:23:40,688 --> 01:23:42,289
on your side.
1669
01:23:48,195 --> 01:23:52,800
Remember your daddy
when no one was wiser.
1670
01:23:52,834 --> 01:24:00,474
Your ma used to say that you
would go farther than he ever
1671
01:24:00,508 --> 01:24:06,146
could with time on your side.
1672
01:24:12,452 --> 01:24:14,822
Think of a boy with
the stars in his eyes.
1673
01:24:14,856 --> 01:24:16,323
I said I'd meet you here.
1674
01:24:16,356 --> 01:24:18,325
I didn't say I'd
go to bed with you.
1675
01:24:18,358 --> 01:24:20,595
Why would you agree to meet
me in a hotel room room
1676
01:24:20,628 --> 01:24:22,496
if you weren't going
to go to bed with me?
1677
01:24:22,530 --> 01:24:24,464
I can't believe you're
being such a bitch.
1678
01:24:24,498 --> 01:24:26,701
Hey, open this door.
1679
01:24:26,734 --> 01:24:30,572
Sadly you'd say
someday, someday.
1680
01:24:30,605 --> 01:24:33,106
What the hell do you want?
1681
01:24:33,140 --> 01:24:35,810
I want you to leave my
sister alone, you punk.
1682
01:24:37,612 --> 01:24:38,580
OK.
1683
01:24:38,613 --> 01:24:39,613
But...
1684
01:24:40,882 --> 01:24:43,216
day after day, the
show must go on.
1685
01:24:43,250 --> 01:24:46,588
"Star Wars," a billion years
in the making, and it's
1686
01:24:46,621 --> 01:24:50,725
coming to your
galaxy this summer.
1687
01:24:52,760 --> 01:24:58,198
Any castles in Spain.
1688
01:24:58,231 --> 01:25:01,134
The chance had gone by.
1689
01:25:04,939 --> 01:25:07,140
Hey!
1690
01:25:07,174 --> 01:25:08,241
She's ready to go!
1691
01:25:08,275 --> 01:25:09,777
With nothing to say...
1692
01:25:09,811 --> 01:25:11,478
When you got the dough.
1693
01:25:11,512 --> 01:25:14,481
And no one to say it to.
1694
01:25:14,515 --> 01:25:16,918
Nothing has changed.
1695
01:25:16,951 --> 01:25:21,522
You still got it all to do.
1696
01:25:21,556 --> 01:25:28,696
Surely, you know the
chance has gone by.
1697
01:25:34,334 --> 01:25:35,402
So did you see it?
1698
01:25:35,435 --> 01:25:36,638
No.
1699
01:25:36,671 --> 01:25:39,507
I thought you were going
to be first in line.
1700
01:25:39,540 --> 01:25:42,242
Things got messed up.
1701
01:25:42,275 --> 01:25:43,544
What happened?
1702
01:25:43,578 --> 01:25:46,814
Dodgeball accident,
then I missed the bus.
1703
01:25:46,848 --> 01:25:49,651
And next thing I know,
it starts raining,
1704
01:25:49,684 --> 01:25:51,451
and Jody saw me walking home.
1705
01:25:51,485 --> 01:25:53,821
You should have run him over.
1706
01:25:53,855 --> 01:25:55,923
What's wrong with her?
1707
01:25:55,957 --> 01:25:57,925
She's 16.
1708
01:25:57,959 --> 01:25:59,527
She's a girl.
1709
01:25:59,560 --> 01:26:00,795
Plus, she hates me.
1710
01:26:00,828 --> 01:26:02,262
She doesn't hate you.
1711
01:26:02,295 --> 01:26:04,398
I do so.
1712
01:26:04,431 --> 01:26:07,267
If she hated you, why
would she drive you home?
1713
01:26:07,300 --> 01:26:11,973
So she could enjoy not
driving me to the theater.
1714
01:26:12,006 --> 01:26:13,541
Can I borrow the van?
1715
01:26:13,574 --> 01:26:15,543
Eric took it down to O'Hare.
1716
01:26:15,576 --> 01:26:16,878
What for?
1717
01:26:16,911 --> 01:26:19,413
To ship a dog I sold
some people in Atlanta.
1718
01:26:19,446 --> 01:26:21,481
They wired the money, thank God.
1719
01:26:21,516 --> 01:26:23,851
Great.
1720
01:26:23,885 --> 01:26:26,286
Could I borrow $200?
1721
01:26:26,319 --> 01:26:27,421
I don't know.
1722
01:26:27,454 --> 01:26:28,890
When you walked by
the runs did you
1723
01:26:28,923 --> 01:26:30,457
notice 2 million piles of poop?
1724
01:26:30,490 --> 01:26:32,292
What the heck do
you need $200 for?
1725
01:26:32,325 --> 01:26:35,830
To pay for 40 of my friends
to get in to see "Star Wars."
1726
01:26:35,863 --> 01:26:38,633
You know, they say if you
have three good friends
1727
01:26:38,666 --> 01:26:40,568
in your entire life
you're a very lucky...
1728
01:26:40,601 --> 01:26:43,971
Mom, this is really serious.
1729
01:26:44,005 --> 01:26:47,008
I need to get as many people
as I can to the Genesee
1730
01:26:47,041 --> 01:26:49,443
Theater, especially me.
1731
01:26:49,476 --> 01:26:50,978
Well, it stopped raining.
1732
01:26:51,012 --> 01:26:53,981
Why don't you ride your
bike down to the theater?
1733
01:26:54,015 --> 01:26:56,017
No, I sold my bike to
buy film for "Requiem
1734
01:26:56,050 --> 01:26:58,318
for the Planet of
the Apes," remember?
1735
01:26:58,351 --> 01:27:00,454
What about Eric's bike?
1736
01:27:00,487 --> 01:27:01,723
Reshoots.
1737
01:27:01,756 --> 01:27:03,791
OK, what about Jody's bike?
1738
01:27:03,825 --> 01:27:04,859
It's pink.
1739
01:27:04,892 --> 01:27:05,860
It's here.
1740
01:27:05,893 --> 01:27:06,861
It's got tassels.
1741
01:27:06,894 --> 01:27:08,596
It's got wheels.
1742
01:27:08,629 --> 01:27:11,331
It's got a lock.
1743
01:27:11,364 --> 01:27:12,767
You can use my bike.
1744
01:27:27,414 --> 01:27:28,934
Hey, can you hold on
to this for a sec?
1745
01:27:35,990 --> 01:27:37,058
Hey.
1746
01:27:37,091 --> 01:27:38,358
Hey, Pat.
1747
01:27:38,391 --> 01:27:39,536
I was just heading
out to find you.
1748
01:27:39,560 --> 01:27:40,494
Where the hell have you been?
1749
01:27:40,528 --> 01:27:41,495
Jeez, will you relax?
1750
01:27:41,529 --> 01:27:42,697
Relax?
1751
01:27:42,730 --> 01:27:45,298
I missed the 3:00 PM showing
of Star Wars because of you,
1752
01:27:45,332 --> 01:27:46,534
and the 5:15, and the 7:30.
1753
01:27:46,567 --> 01:27:48,803
And the 9:45 starts
at 25 minutes,
1754
01:27:48,836 --> 01:27:50,814
and it takes 20 minutes to
get to the Genesee Theater.
1755
01:27:50,838 --> 01:27:51,806
Will you calm down?
1756
01:27:51,839 --> 01:27:52,907
It's the damn movie.
1757
01:27:52,940 --> 01:27:54,374
No, it's not just a damn movie.
1758
01:27:54,407 --> 01:27:55,986
I've waited my whole
life to see this movie.
1759
01:27:56,010 --> 01:27:58,311
You've been waiting your
whole life to get laid too,
1760
01:27:58,345 --> 01:28:00,057
but I don't see a yelling
at Linda Altastiniac.
1761
01:28:00,081 --> 01:28:01,314
OK, you know what?
1762
01:28:01,348 --> 01:28:02,583
Forget it.
1763
01:28:02,617 --> 01:28:03,651
I'll go by myself.
1764
01:28:03,684 --> 01:28:04,652
Just give me my check, OK?
1765
01:28:04,685 --> 01:28:05,953
It's in my glove compartment.
1766
01:28:05,987 --> 01:28:07,454
I parked like a mile away.
1767
01:28:07,487 --> 01:28:09,557
Besides, what good
is it going to do
1768
01:28:09,590 --> 01:28:11,802
without a place to cash it, and
without me to take you there?
1769
01:28:11,826 --> 01:28:13,426
Why didn't you cash it before?
1770
01:28:13,460 --> 01:28:14,762
Why didn't you come back?
1771
01:28:18,599 --> 01:28:21,468
Remember that night last fall,
when Robin gave you a ride home?
1772
01:28:24,038 --> 01:28:25,540
Yeah.
1773
01:28:25,573 --> 01:28:26,808
She came over later.
1774
01:28:26,841 --> 01:28:28,876
She was really drunk.
1775
01:28:28,910 --> 01:28:33,446
She told me, if I didn't
want to marry her,
1776
01:28:33,480 --> 01:28:36,818
there was a guy she
knew that would.
1777
01:28:36,851 --> 01:28:38,686
Bill.
1778
01:28:38,719 --> 01:28:41,856
I didn't come back because
I found out who that guy is.
1779
01:28:51,464 --> 01:28:55,970
Look, just hang here
for a little while.
1780
01:28:56,003 --> 01:28:58,438
Let me try to figure
this out with Robin,
1781
01:28:58,471 --> 01:29:00,340
and I'll take you to
the midnight show.
1782
01:29:10,483 --> 01:29:11,619
Hey, Pat.
1783
01:29:14,487 --> 01:29:15,723
Hey, Donny.
1784
01:29:15,756 --> 01:29:17,058
How was "Star Wars?"
1785
01:29:21,028 --> 01:29:23,130
It was great.
1786
01:29:23,164 --> 01:29:25,498
Yeah, it was great,
in fact, that I went
1787
01:29:25,533 --> 01:29:28,002
to the 5:15 and the 7:30 show.
1788
01:29:28,035 --> 01:29:30,037
I mean, later I'm
going to the 9:45.
1789
01:29:30,071 --> 01:29:33,107
Hey, what is this movie about?
1790
01:29:41,949 --> 01:29:43,416
What's with Johnson?
1791
01:29:43,450 --> 01:29:46,020
And R2-D2's bouncing
around going..
1792
01:29:46,053 --> 01:29:47,755
A smudge mark on
her boob is gone,
1793
01:29:47,788 --> 01:29:50,057
and her hair's all different,
and she hands Luke and Han
1794
01:29:50,091 --> 01:29:51,491
medals.
1795
01:29:51,525 --> 01:29:53,194
And everybody turns
around, and literally
1796
01:29:53,227 --> 01:29:54,962
this crowd, hundreds
of rebel soldiers,
1797
01:29:54,996 --> 01:29:56,631
all give him a standing ovation.
1798
01:29:56,664 --> 01:29:57,665
And that's the end.
1799
01:30:00,601 --> 01:30:01,636
All right.
1800
01:30:01,669 --> 01:30:03,638
So I just have one question.
1801
01:30:03,671 --> 01:30:04,772
What?
1802
01:30:04,805 --> 01:30:06,707
What the hell are you on?
1803
01:30:10,111 --> 01:30:13,547
Fine, fine, laugh
it up, laugh it up.
1804
01:30:13,581 --> 01:30:15,816
But in a few days,
you'll all be going up
1805
01:30:15,850 --> 01:30:19,220
to the door of the art, and just
pounding on it and screaming,
1806
01:30:19,253 --> 01:30:21,454
"let me in, let me in!"
1807
01:30:30,698 --> 01:30:36,537
How many miles will it
take to see the sun?
1808
01:30:36,570 --> 01:30:42,843
And how many years
till it's done?
1809
01:30:42,877 --> 01:30:48,149
Kiss my confusion
away in the night.
1810
01:30:48,182 --> 01:30:50,483
Lay by my side till
the morning comes.
1811
01:30:50,518 --> 01:30:52,485
Hey.
1812
01:30:52,520 --> 01:30:53,988
What the hell was that look for?
1813
01:30:54,021 --> 01:30:56,824
What the hell were you doing
making out with Doreen Blandis?
1814
01:30:56,857 --> 01:30:58,101
I thought you said
you were going
1815
01:30:58,125 --> 01:30:59,694
to work things out with Robin.
1816
01:30:59,727 --> 01:31:01,605
Yeah, well I also said
I'd get you to your movie,
1817
01:31:01,629 --> 01:31:02,839
and I'm going to get you there.
1818
01:31:02,863 --> 01:31:03,998
So come on. Let's go.
1819
01:31:06,067 --> 01:31:08,102
Strangers in a strange land.
1820
01:31:08,135 --> 01:31:13,274
Hey, Moon Watcher, you
can't get there from here,
1821
01:31:13,307 --> 01:31:15,109
this ain't Cape Kennedy.
1822
01:31:15,142 --> 01:31:17,111
And it sure as hell
ain't Hollywood.
1823
01:31:17,144 --> 01:31:19,747
It's just Gurney.
1824
01:31:19,780 --> 01:31:21,248
I'm not even from Gurney.
1825
01:31:21,282 --> 01:31:23,851
I'm from Wadsworth,
population 750, the edge
1826
01:31:23,884 --> 01:31:25,619
of the edge of nowhere.
1827
01:31:25,653 --> 01:31:28,589
Hey, a lot of famous
people came from the edge
1828
01:31:28,622 --> 01:31:30,591
of the edge of nowhere.
1829
01:31:30,624 --> 01:31:33,794
Ray Bradberry grew up in
Waukegan, and Jack Benny.
1830
01:31:33,828 --> 01:31:35,730
And Marlon Brando
went to high school
1831
01:31:35,763 --> 01:31:37,598
right over in Libertyville.
1832
01:31:37,631 --> 01:31:38,866
Yeah, and where are they now?
1833
01:31:38,899 --> 01:31:40,901
Ray Bradbury, California.
1834
01:31:40,935 --> 01:31:42,269
Jack Benny, California.
1835
01:31:42,303 --> 01:31:43,804
Marlon Brando.
1836
01:31:43,838 --> 01:31:44,805
Tahiti!
1837
01:31:44,839 --> 01:31:45,806
Woo-hoo!
1838
01:31:45,840 --> 01:31:46,874
Woo-hoo!
1839
01:31:46,907 --> 01:31:47,907
Yeah!
1840
01:31:48,909 --> 01:31:49,944
What?
1841
01:31:49,977 --> 01:31:51,145
Is this how you want to live?
1842
01:31:51,178 --> 01:31:53,781
What, in a big house with a
bunch of people having fun?
1843
01:31:53,814 --> 01:31:54,882
Sure.
1844
01:31:54,915 --> 01:31:56,617
Yeah, but what are
you going to do?
1845
01:31:56,650 --> 01:31:57,852
What are you going to be?
1846
01:31:57,885 --> 01:32:00,654
What do you want from the one
shot that you get at living?
1847
01:32:00,688 --> 01:32:03,057
I don't know, money, a big
house, a wife and 2.3 kids.
1848
01:32:03,090 --> 01:32:04,325
I have no fucking idea.
1849
01:32:04,358 --> 01:32:05,826
Bullshit.
1850
01:32:05,860 --> 01:32:07,628
You want to make people laugh.
1851
01:32:07,661 --> 01:32:08,629
That's what you want.
1852
01:32:08,662 --> 01:32:09,697
That's who you are.
1853
01:32:12,366 --> 01:32:13,801
OK, Pat.
1854
01:32:13,834 --> 01:32:15,636
Let's do our fight thing.
1855
01:32:15,669 --> 01:32:16,771
Ready, ready?
1856
01:32:16,804 --> 01:32:17,772
No.
1857
01:32:17,805 --> 01:32:18,906
Now.
1858
01:32:18,939 --> 01:32:20,317
You want to be an
actor or comedian.
1859
01:32:20,341 --> 01:32:21,642
No, I don't.
1860
01:32:21,675 --> 01:32:23,210
That's what you
want me to be so you
1861
01:32:23,244 --> 01:32:25,646
can feel like you're
not the only one chasing
1862
01:32:25,679 --> 01:32:27,181
after an impossible dream.
1863
01:32:27,214 --> 01:32:28,182
React.
1864
01:32:28,215 --> 01:32:29,183
Oh.
1865
01:32:29,216 --> 01:32:30,217
But you're lying.
1866
01:32:30,251 --> 01:32:32,319
That's all you've ever wanted.
1867
01:32:32,353 --> 01:32:34,789
And yet... but you're too
afraid of failing to try.
1868
01:32:34,822 --> 01:32:36,057
Oh.
1869
01:32:36,090 --> 01:32:37,792
You hit me in the forehead, man.
1870
01:32:37,825 --> 01:32:39,060
I didn't hit you.
1871
01:32:39,093 --> 01:32:40,061
Yeah, you did.
1872
01:32:40,094 --> 01:32:41,262
No, I didn't.
1873
01:32:41,295 --> 01:32:43,864
Oh, so you... you act
like you don't care.
1874
01:32:43,898 --> 01:32:45,332
Shut up and fight.
1875
01:32:45,366 --> 01:32:47,234
Come on.
1876
01:32:49,236 --> 01:32:52,807
You go along with the
rest of the herd that
1877
01:32:52,840 --> 01:32:55,743
needs to believe that being
intelligent and having hopes
1878
01:32:55,776 --> 01:32:58,079
and dreams is for nerds,
or geeks, or dorks.
1879
01:32:58,112 --> 01:33:01,015
But inside, you know it isn't.
1880
01:33:01,048 --> 01:33:02,216
Come on.
1881
01:33:02,249 --> 01:33:03,284
Cut it out, man.
1882
01:33:03,317 --> 01:33:05,820
What do you care what I do, huh?
1883
01:33:05,853 --> 01:33:08,022
What are you still
hanging around for?
1884
01:33:08,055 --> 01:33:09,023
Just go.
1885
01:33:09,056 --> 01:33:10,224
They do this all the time.
1886
01:33:10,257 --> 01:33:11,692
What are you waiting for?
1887
01:33:11,725 --> 01:33:12,960
I'm waiting for you.
1888
01:33:12,993 --> 01:33:15,129
Why?
1889
01:33:15,162 --> 01:33:17,698
You don't need me to
drive you to California.
1890
01:33:17,731 --> 01:33:20,234
You don't even need me to drive
you to the Genesee Theater.
1891
01:33:20,267 --> 01:33:22,703
Shit, Pat, you could have
walked there and back five times
1892
01:33:22,736 --> 01:33:23,904
today.
1893
01:33:23,938 --> 01:33:25,182
I'm not the one
who's afraid here.
1894
01:33:25,206 --> 01:33:26,874
It's you, man.
1895
01:33:26,907 --> 01:33:29,376
You're afraid you're going to
go see this movie and everything
1896
01:33:29,410 --> 01:33:30,911
will be the same.
1897
01:33:30,945 --> 01:33:33,114
You'll still be Pat Johnson
making his little movies
1898
01:33:33,147 --> 01:33:34,115
in his backyard.
1899
01:33:34,148 --> 01:33:35,116
They're not little.
1900
01:33:35,149 --> 01:33:36,750
Oh.
1901
01:33:40,454 --> 01:33:42,056
We've just got a big backyard.
1902
01:33:44,425 --> 01:33:46,327
Pretty good right hook too.
1903
01:33:46,360 --> 01:33:48,762
Orson Welles.
1904
01:33:48,796 --> 01:33:50,131
What?
1905
01:33:50,164 --> 01:33:52,333
Orson Welles grew up in Kenosha.
1906
01:33:52,366 --> 01:33:55,669
That's like 10 miles from here.
1907
01:33:55,703 --> 01:33:58,038
Oh, it doesn't matter
where he grew up.
1908
01:33:58,072 --> 01:33:59,306
OK?
1909
01:33:59,340 --> 01:34:01,675
What matters is that
he's not sitting around
1910
01:34:01,709 --> 01:34:04,145
some house full of people
who don't care about anything
1911
01:34:04,178 --> 01:34:06,447
but getting stoned so they
can forget about the fact
1912
01:34:06,480 --> 01:34:08,916
that they're going to spend
the rest of their lives
1913
01:34:08,949 --> 01:34:11,285
wondering why the hell
they're still here.
1914
01:34:11,318 --> 01:34:14,155
I mean, really, somebody,
anybody, do something new,
1915
01:34:14,188 --> 01:34:16,023
do something interesting.
1916
01:34:16,056 --> 01:34:18,301
[MUSIC - ALAN PARSONS PROJECT,
"I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE LIKE
1917
01:34:18,325 --> 01:34:19,460
[YOU"]
1918
01:34:19,493 --> 01:34:21,295
I wouldn't want to be like you.
1919
01:34:21,328 --> 01:34:22,296
Whoa, I don't care...
1920
01:34:22,329 --> 01:34:23,797
OK.
1921
01:34:23,831 --> 01:34:25,933
What you do.
1922
01:34:25,966 --> 01:34:28,469
I wouldn't want to...
1923
01:34:28,502 --> 01:34:30,738
I wouldn't want to be like you.
1924
01:34:32,006 --> 01:34:37,811
I wouldn't want to be like you.
1925
01:34:37,845 --> 01:34:38,812
Oh.
1926
01:34:38,846 --> 01:34:40,814
Oh, man.
1927
01:34:40,848 --> 01:34:42,383
Marry me.
1928
01:34:52,826 --> 01:34:54,161
Did you just get engaged?
1929
01:35:10,377 --> 01:35:11,979
What time is it?
1930
01:35:12,012 --> 01:35:13,380
9:55.
1931
01:35:18,319 --> 01:35:22,356
Why do you want everyone
to see this movie so bad?
1932
01:35:22,389 --> 01:35:23,390
I don't know.
1933
01:35:23,424 --> 01:35:24,358
I guess it's just...
1934
01:35:24,391 --> 01:35:27,394
If everyone sees it,
and everyone likes it,
1935
01:35:27,428 --> 01:35:31,498
then I won't be the only sci-fi
movie geek in town anymore.
1936
01:35:31,533 --> 01:35:34,368
Pat, if every person in
town loved this movie,
1937
01:35:34,401 --> 01:35:36,870
you would still be alone
because to everybody else,
1938
01:35:36,904 --> 01:35:39,507
movies are something to do
when you're tired of real life.
1939
01:35:39,541 --> 01:35:41,509
To you, real life is
something to do when you're
1940
01:35:41,543 --> 01:35:43,244
tired of watching movies.
1941
01:35:43,277 --> 01:35:44,979
But I'm never tired
of watching movies.
1942
01:35:45,012 --> 01:35:46,380
My point exactly.
1943
01:35:46,413 --> 01:35:49,283
Some people live to work,
other people work to live.
1944
01:35:49,316 --> 01:35:52,253
Yeah, well I'm going to do
both because, unlike everybody
1945
01:35:52,286 --> 01:35:55,389
else around here, I'm going to
love what I do for a living.
1946
01:35:55,422 --> 01:35:56,857
How do you know?
1947
01:35:56,890 --> 01:35:58,459
Well, because I've always known.
1948
01:35:58,492 --> 01:36:01,128
I started making movies
when I was nine years old.
1949
01:36:01,161 --> 01:36:02,863
Why?
1950
01:36:02,896 --> 01:36:04,265
Why what?
1951
01:36:04,298 --> 01:36:05,942
Why did you start making
them when you were nine?
1952
01:36:05,966 --> 01:36:07,301
Why that age in particular?
1953
01:36:07,334 --> 01:36:09,537
Because... I don't know.
1954
01:36:09,571 --> 01:36:11,539
What the hell kind
of question is that?
1955
01:36:11,573 --> 01:36:14,875
You started making movies to
keep your family together.
1956
01:36:14,908 --> 01:36:16,410
What?
1957
01:36:16,443 --> 01:36:17,588
Like it or not,
that's the truth.
1958
01:36:17,612 --> 01:36:19,280
You are so full of shit.
1959
01:36:19,313 --> 01:36:20,491
Where do you come
up with that crap?
1960
01:36:20,515 --> 01:36:21,882
Advanced placement psychology.
1961
01:36:21,915 --> 01:36:23,017
You were my term paper.
1962
01:36:23,050 --> 01:36:24,418
Come on, Pat.
1963
01:36:24,451 --> 01:36:25,886
Your parents start
talking divorce,
1964
01:36:25,919 --> 01:36:26,820
you start making movies.
1965
01:36:26,854 --> 01:36:27,888
Why?
1966
01:36:27,921 --> 01:36:28,956
Because I like to.
1967
01:36:28,989 --> 01:36:30,491
You did it to get
their attention.
1968
01:36:30,525 --> 01:36:32,293
So they'd have something
else to think about,
1969
01:36:32,326 --> 01:36:34,572
like you had something other
than them that made you happy.
1970
01:36:34,596 --> 01:36:36,430
You figured, if they saw
they were losing you,
1971
01:36:36,463 --> 01:36:37,508
maybe they'd stop fighting.
1972
01:36:37,532 --> 01:36:40,167
Sorry, Sigmund, but you're
wrong on this one, OK?
1973
01:36:40,200 --> 01:36:41,201
So what happens?
1974
01:36:41,235 --> 01:36:42,570
Your mom fawns over every frame,
1975
01:36:42,604 --> 01:36:44,071
thinks every shot is wonderful.
1976
01:36:44,104 --> 01:36:45,239
And you know it's not true.
1977
01:36:45,272 --> 01:36:46,440
So you start to distrust her.
1978
01:36:46,473 --> 01:36:47,441
She's not leveling with you.
1979
01:36:47,474 --> 01:36:49,443
She's just treating you
like her little baby
1980
01:36:49,476 --> 01:36:50,578
that needs protecting.
1981
01:36:50,612 --> 01:36:52,179
And your dad, who's
drunk half the time,
1982
01:36:52,212 --> 01:36:53,591
can only see you
as his younger self
1983
01:36:53,615 --> 01:36:54,915
who wanted to be an artist
1984
01:36:54,948 --> 01:36:56,092
till his dad threatened
to disown him
1985
01:36:56,116 --> 01:36:57,394
if he didn't go to
med school, right?
1986
01:36:57,418 --> 01:36:59,186
So here you come with
your first little Super
1987
01:36:59,219 --> 01:37:01,131
8 "Planet of the Apes"
movie, and what does he do?
1988
01:37:01,155 --> 01:37:02,189
OK, Donny.
1989
01:37:02,222 --> 01:37:03,357
He shits all over it.
1990
01:37:03,390 --> 01:37:05,059
OK, Donny, enough.
1991
01:37:05,092 --> 01:37:06,927
It looks like a model.
You ever hear of focus?
1992
01:37:06,960 --> 01:37:08,962
And they invented tripods
for a reason, you know?
1993
01:37:08,996 --> 01:37:11,932
And how about this little gem,
is that like a Charlton Heston?
1994
01:37:11,965 --> 01:37:14,401
It looked like a 12-year-old
with delusions of grandeur.
1995
01:37:14,435 --> 01:37:16,538
You were a 12-year-old
with delusions of grandeur.
1996
01:37:16,571 --> 01:37:18,138
Donnie, shut up,
OK? Just shut up.
1997
01:37:18,172 --> 01:37:19,340
Fine, as soon as you admit
1998
01:37:19,373 --> 01:37:20,685
the real reason you
want to make movies.
1999
01:37:20,709 --> 01:37:23,344
Because it cuts through all the
stupid high school social caste
2000
01:37:23,377 --> 01:37:24,345
system bullshit, OK?
2001
01:37:24,378 --> 01:37:26,080
OK.
2002
01:37:26,113 --> 01:37:28,224
It gets past all those stupid
goddamn armor everyone wears.
2003
01:37:28,248 --> 01:37:29,350
Go on.
2004
01:37:29,383 --> 01:37:30,594
When you're watching
a movie, you're
2005
01:37:30,618 --> 01:37:33,087
sitting with 500 people who
wouldn't even sit next to you
2006
01:37:33,120 --> 01:37:34,221
in lunch.
2007
01:37:34,254 --> 01:37:36,123
And you're laughing
at the same jokes,
2008
01:37:36,156 --> 01:37:38,158
and crying at the
same painful moments,
2009
01:37:38,192 --> 01:37:39,960
and you're jumping
at the same scares.
2010
01:37:39,993 --> 01:37:42,229
There aren't any cliques
in the movie theater.
2011
01:37:42,262 --> 01:37:45,399
There aren't any jocks, or
geeks, or nerds, or brains, OK?
2012
01:37:45,432 --> 01:37:47,101
And as long as it's
dark, and there's
2013
01:37:47,134 --> 01:37:49,012
something you've never
seen before on the screen,
2014
01:37:49,036 --> 01:37:52,272
it's like you're
family, where nobody
2015
01:37:52,306 --> 01:37:55,409
yells or fights or leaves.
2016
01:37:59,614 --> 01:38:01,014
Oh, shit.
2017
01:38:03,484 --> 01:38:05,152
You know, years
from now, are you
2018
01:38:05,185 --> 01:38:07,154
going to pay someone
hundreds of dollars
2019
01:38:07,187 --> 01:38:09,390
to do what I just did for free?
2020
01:38:15,028 --> 01:38:16,531
Congratulations. It's a fist.
2021
01:38:17,565 --> 01:38:19,133
You've got her hand out?
2022
01:38:19,166 --> 01:38:20,668
Oh, no problem with that.
2023
01:38:20,702 --> 01:38:22,570
Doctor gave her a
little muscle relaxant.
2024
01:38:31,178 --> 01:38:32,212
Here.
2025
01:38:32,246 --> 01:38:34,014
You may need just for the drool.
2026
01:38:38,485 --> 01:38:40,954
What?
2027
01:38:40,988 --> 01:38:42,456
Come on, I'll take you home.
2028
01:38:42,489 --> 01:38:44,091
Wait, what about "Star Wars?"
2029
01:38:44,124 --> 01:38:45,727
Gah!
2030
01:38:45,760 --> 01:38:48,696
It's dark in the theater.
2031
01:38:50,364 --> 01:38:54,435
Music Radio WLS Chicago.
2032
01:39:03,243 --> 01:39:05,446
It's me.
2033
01:39:05,479 --> 01:39:07,715
I told you not to call.
2034
01:39:07,749 --> 01:39:08,716
I know.
2035
01:39:08,750 --> 01:39:10,083
I'm sorry.
2036
01:39:10,117 --> 01:39:15,055
It's just... I realized
something tonight.
2037
01:39:15,088 --> 01:39:18,192
I thought that it was going
to be the most important day
2038
01:39:18,225 --> 01:39:21,495
of my life because it would
finally give me the strength
2039
01:39:21,529 --> 01:39:26,534
to go out to LA and start up a
life I thought we both wanted.
2040
01:39:26,568 --> 01:39:29,336
But when today finally
came, it wasn't enough
2041
01:39:29,369 --> 01:39:31,338
for me to just see
"Star Wars" by myself.
2042
01:39:31,371 --> 01:39:34,208
I felt I had to take everyone
I knew with me because I think
2043
01:39:34,241 --> 01:39:36,410
what I really wanted
was for everyone
2044
01:39:36,443 --> 01:39:40,214
to finally understand
me and approve of me.
2045
01:39:40,247 --> 01:39:43,484
So that it would change this
place enough, in my mind
2046
01:39:43,518 --> 01:39:49,657
and in my heart, that I wouldn't
have to leave it because I
2047
01:39:49,691 --> 01:39:51,225
don't really want to go.
2048
01:39:51,258 --> 01:39:53,093
There were dreams
we kept inside.
2049
01:39:53,126 --> 01:39:54,194
I just want to belong.
2050
01:39:56,263 --> 01:39:57,397
OK, Linda-chan.
2051
01:39:57,431 --> 01:39:59,534
I go to work now.
2052
01:39:59,567 --> 01:40:00,768
OK.
2053
01:40:00,802 --> 01:40:02,269
Drive carefully, mom.
2054
01:40:05,840 --> 01:40:11,546
I can't get there from here.
2055
01:40:11,579 --> 01:40:12,780
And you can't...
2056
01:40:12,814 --> 01:40:15,115
Pat, you've been waiting
a really long time
2057
01:40:15,148 --> 01:40:16,784
for this night.
2058
01:40:16,818 --> 01:40:20,788
And maybe I didn't seem as
interested as you sometimes,
2059
01:40:20,822 --> 01:40:24,424
but I really did want to
be with you the first time.
2060
01:40:27,194 --> 01:40:28,663
And I really want
to be with you.
2061
01:40:28,696 --> 01:40:31,533
Nowhere.
2062
01:40:31,566 --> 01:40:33,668
OK, then.
2063
01:40:33,701 --> 01:40:35,537
Come and get me.
2064
01:40:35,570 --> 01:40:38,840
Touch the sky.
2065
01:40:38,873 --> 01:40:44,546
If you don't, when you grow
old, you'll wonder why.
2066
01:40:44,579 --> 01:40:47,281
You did just what you were told.
2067
01:40:47,314 --> 01:40:50,718
No one will cry for you.
2068
01:40:50,752 --> 01:40:55,088
And all you do is long to fly.
2069
01:40:59,459 --> 01:41:02,095
I can see...
2070
01:41:02,129 --> 01:41:03,430
Beam me up, Jody.
2071
01:41:03,463 --> 01:41:06,500
The final curtain
calling, let it be.
2072
01:41:09,202 --> 01:41:13,440
Listen to the voices
calling out to all who hear.
2073
01:41:13,473 --> 01:41:15,309
You ready?
2074
01:41:15,342 --> 01:41:19,647
Don't let your fear
push life beside.
2075
01:41:24,251 --> 01:41:29,724
I can't get there from here.
2076
01:41:29,757 --> 01:41:31,191
And you can't get...
2077
01:41:31,224 --> 01:41:32,459
Oh.
2078
01:41:32,492 --> 01:41:35,863
Here from there.
2079
01:41:35,897 --> 01:41:41,401
And we can't go anywhere.
2080
01:41:41,435 --> 01:41:42,737
Why the long face?
2081
01:41:42,770 --> 01:41:43,738
Ah!
2082
01:41:43,771 --> 01:41:44,739
Sorry, sorry. I'm sorry.
2083
01:41:44,772 --> 01:41:45,807
I can't help it.
2084
01:41:45,840 --> 01:41:49,777
Making jokes, it's what I do.
2085
01:41:49,811 --> 01:41:51,244
Duh.
2086
01:41:54,816 --> 01:41:56,751
Are you sure about this?
2087
01:41:56,784 --> 01:41:58,886
Uh huh.
2088
01:41:58,920 --> 01:42:03,758
Far beyond all the
things we know.
2089
01:42:03,791 --> 01:42:04,792
Mm-mm.
2090
01:42:04,826 --> 01:42:07,227
Wait.
2091
01:42:07,260 --> 01:42:10,364
The world of our dreams.
2092
01:42:11,431 --> 01:42:12,767
Calling to us...
2093
01:42:12,800 --> 01:42:14,167
You want to watch baseball?
2094
01:42:14,201 --> 01:42:16,269
But we don't go.
2095
01:42:16,303 --> 01:42:19,373
I want the neighbors to think
we're watching baseball.
2096
01:42:19,406 --> 01:42:24,244
Plus, it'll cover any, you
know, noise we might make.
2097
01:42:24,277 --> 01:42:25,546
Now, close your eyes.
2098
01:42:25,580 --> 01:42:29,817
You can't get here from there.
2099
01:42:29,851 --> 01:42:35,923
And we can't go anywhere.
2100
01:42:35,957 --> 01:42:42,797
As long as we're still standing
on the road that leads nowhere.
2101
01:42:42,830 --> 01:42:46,668
When I was a kid, they used
to show these short films
2102
01:42:46,701 --> 01:42:48,435
before the feature
called serials,
2103
01:42:48,468 --> 01:42:49,737
and they weren't very good.
2104
01:42:49,771 --> 01:42:52,807
In fact, they were actually kind
of terrible in a wonderful sort
2105
01:42:52,840 --> 01:42:55,409
of way because you could almost
imagine the actors suddenly
2106
01:42:55,442 --> 01:42:56,944
turning to look out
at you and saying,
2107
01:42:56,978 --> 01:42:59,413
look, we know you can tell
we made these sets out
2108
01:42:59,446 --> 01:43:02,617
of cardboard, and we know you
can see the wires holding up
2109
01:43:02,650 --> 01:43:07,487
our spaceships, but look
how much fun we're having.
2110
01:43:09,456 --> 01:43:12,994
And those stupid little
films meant more to me
2111
01:43:13,027 --> 01:43:17,865
than any big budget
Hollywood extravaganza
2112
01:43:17,899 --> 01:43:20,868
because they gave me hope
that, with a little allowance,
2113
01:43:20,902 --> 01:43:27,642
a little ingenuity, and a
little stolen time with my dad's
2114
01:43:27,675 --> 01:43:30,243
old wind-up movie camera,
I could make movies too.
2115
01:43:30,277 --> 01:43:31,579
And I did.
2116
01:43:31,612 --> 01:43:34,448
Boy, did I.
2117
01:43:34,481 --> 01:43:37,719
How much do you want to
be a director, Patrick?
2118
01:43:37,752 --> 01:43:41,354
I want it more than anything
I've ever wanted in my life.
2119
01:43:41,388 --> 01:43:43,323
Are you... are you
really sure about this?
2120
01:43:43,356 --> 01:43:46,226
Do you need to be one?
2121
01:43:50,665 --> 01:43:52,399
Then you might just make it.
2122
01:43:54,936 --> 01:43:55,937
You really think so?
2123
01:43:57,972 --> 01:44:00,742
If it can happen to me,
it can happen to you.
2124
01:44:10,518 --> 01:44:11,719
So how was it?
2125
01:44:14,822 --> 01:44:17,357
It was amazing.
2126
01:44:17,390 --> 01:44:19,359
How about for you?
2127
01:44:19,392 --> 01:44:21,763
I meant "Star Wars."
2128
01:44:21,796 --> 01:44:24,364
Oh.
2129
01:44:24,397 --> 01:44:26,366
I don't know.
2130
01:44:26,399 --> 01:44:27,668
Too many things came up.
2131
01:44:29,804 --> 01:44:32,372
You could go tomorrow.
2132
01:44:32,405 --> 01:44:34,075
I could maybe get off work.
2133
01:44:34,108 --> 01:44:36,844
No, I have to work.
2134
01:44:36,878 --> 01:44:41,849
I got to start saving up
for everything we want.
2135
01:44:43,818 --> 01:44:49,557
I'll try to see it on my next
day off, if it's still playing.
2136
01:44:51,424 --> 01:44:52,994
The crowd's loving it.
2137
01:44:53,027 --> 01:44:56,964
Now the big guy, hitting
.342 with 92 RBIs.
2138
01:44:56,998 --> 01:44:59,567
More baseball after
these messages.
2139
01:44:59,600 --> 01:45:01,002
Hey, Pete Rose,
what do men really
2140
01:45:01,035 --> 01:45:02,837
want from his after shave?
2141
01:45:02,870 --> 01:45:04,739
Are you sorry we did this?
2142
01:45:04,772 --> 01:45:05,940
No.
2143
01:45:05,973 --> 01:45:09,342
No fancy perfumes
or fancy bottles.
2144
01:45:09,376 --> 01:45:10,878
Did you want to
wait till you get
2145
01:45:10,912 --> 01:45:12,947
married before your first time?
2146
01:45:12,980 --> 01:45:14,081
Uh-uh.
2147
01:45:14,115 --> 01:45:15,583
A man wants to smell like a man.
2148
01:45:15,616 --> 01:45:17,718
That's why I like...
2149
01:45:17,752 --> 01:45:19,954
And so Refreshing and masculine.
2150
01:45:19,987 --> 01:45:21,421
What? What?
2151
01:45:21,454 --> 01:45:22,557
What did I say?
2152
01:45:22,590 --> 01:45:23,724
Shut up. Just shut up, OK?
2153
01:45:23,758 --> 01:45:25,026
What?
2154
01:45:25,059 --> 01:45:26,493
What?
2155
01:45:26,527 --> 01:45:27,695
What did I do?
2156
01:45:27,728 --> 01:45:29,030
You didn't do anything.
2157
01:45:29,063 --> 01:45:31,398
OK, well then tell
me what's wrong.
2158
01:45:36,070 --> 01:45:38,005
This wasn't my first time.
2159
01:45:40,608 --> 01:45:42,710
Oh.
2160
01:45:42,743 --> 01:45:44,979
Well, that's OK.
2161
01:45:45,012 --> 01:45:46,047
No, it's not.
2162
01:45:46,080 --> 01:45:47,380
I don't care.
2163
01:45:47,414 --> 01:45:48,448
I care.
2164
01:45:48,481 --> 01:45:49,449
Why?
2165
01:45:49,482 --> 01:45:50,585
Why?
2166
01:45:50,618 --> 01:45:53,386
What does it matter what we
did before we met, right?
2167
01:45:53,420 --> 01:45:54,989
I don't have to be your first.
2168
01:45:55,022 --> 01:45:57,124
I just have to be your
best and your last.
2169
01:45:57,158 --> 01:45:58,358
It matters!
2170
01:46:01,162 --> 01:46:02,495
What?
2171
01:46:04,632 --> 01:46:12,632
It matters because
my first time was
2172
01:46:14,976 --> 01:46:16,711
while you were in Hollywood.
2173
01:46:22,049 --> 01:46:24,151
I didn't know if
you'd be coming back.
2174
01:46:24,185 --> 01:46:27,021
You were so excited about
going and maybe getting a job.
2175
01:46:27,054 --> 01:46:30,490
I didn't know you'd
come back just for me.
2176
01:46:30,524 --> 01:46:32,159
You were the only
reason I came back, OK?
2177
01:46:32,193 --> 01:46:33,426
You said you loved me.
2178
01:46:33,460 --> 01:46:34,629
I do love you.
2179
01:46:34,662 --> 01:46:36,496
Well, you have a funny
way of showing it.
2180
01:46:36,530 --> 01:46:38,498
You know, this wasn't
your first time either.
2181
01:46:38,532 --> 01:46:39,499
Yeah, it was.
2182
01:46:39,533 --> 01:46:40,768
No, it wasn't.
2183
01:46:40,801 --> 01:46:42,803
Your first time was the
day you saw the coming
2184
01:46:42,837 --> 01:46:43,914
attractions for "Star Wars."
2185
01:46:43,938 --> 01:46:45,438
What?
2186
01:46:47,742 --> 01:46:49,219
When it was over, I
looked over at you,
2187
01:46:49,243 --> 01:46:50,645
and you had tears in your eyes.
2188
01:46:50,678 --> 01:46:51,913
So?
2189
01:46:51,946 --> 01:46:54,849
So how could I ever hope
to compete with that?
2190
01:46:54,882 --> 01:46:56,584
Why Tony?
2191
01:46:56,617 --> 01:46:57,685
Huh?
2192
01:46:57,718 --> 01:46:59,553
What the hell is
so great about him?
2193
01:46:59,587 --> 01:47:01,188
Is it his car, or
his gold chains,
2194
01:47:01,222 --> 01:47:02,657
or his feeble little mustache?
2195
01:47:02,690 --> 01:47:03,858
His zip code.
2196
01:47:03,891 --> 01:47:04,859
What?
2197
01:47:04,892 --> 01:47:05,927
He's here.
2198
01:47:05,960 --> 01:47:07,460
I am here.
2199
01:47:07,494 --> 01:47:11,699
But he's not going anywhere,
and I'm OK with that.
2200
01:47:11,732 --> 01:47:12,967
In fact, it's what I want.
2201
01:47:13,000 --> 01:47:16,469
Though it's getting harder
to take what they say,
2202
01:47:16,503 --> 01:47:20,141
just let it go.
2203
01:47:20,174 --> 01:47:22,510
Just let it go.
2204
01:47:26,280 --> 01:47:30,685
And if it hurts when
they mention my name,
2205
01:47:30,718 --> 01:47:33,621
say you don't know me.
2206
01:47:33,654 --> 01:47:37,124
And if it helps when
they say I'm to blame,
2207
01:47:37,158 --> 01:47:39,226
say you don't own me.
2208
01:47:39,260 --> 01:47:42,096
Just remember
something, life doesn't
2209
01:47:42,129 --> 01:47:47,101
move at 24 frames per second.
2210
01:47:47,134 --> 01:47:48,836
It moves a lot faster.
2211
01:47:48,869 --> 01:47:50,871
Even if it's taking
the easy way out.
2212
01:47:50,905 --> 01:47:52,573
And on this picture...
2213
01:47:52,606 --> 01:47:53,975
Keep it inside of you.
2214
01:47:54,008 --> 01:47:55,576
You only get one roll film.
2215
01:47:55,609 --> 01:47:57,011
Don't give in.
2216
01:47:57,044 --> 01:48:00,514
Don't tell them anything.
2217
01:48:00,548 --> 01:48:05,186
Don't let it...
Don't let it show.
2218
01:48:21,302 --> 01:48:26,273
Even though you know it's
the wrong thing to say,
2219
01:48:26,307 --> 01:48:31,545
say you don't care,
say you don't care.
2220
01:48:35,349 --> 01:48:40,221
Even if you want to
believe there's a way,
2221
01:48:40,254 --> 01:48:44,025
I won't be there.
2222
01:48:44,058 --> 01:48:46,660
I won't be there.
2223
01:48:49,930 --> 01:48:54,301
But if you smile when
they mention my name,
2224
01:48:54,335 --> 01:48:57,705
they'll never know you.
2225
01:48:57,738 --> 01:49:01,642
And if you laugh when
they say I'm to blame,
2226
01:49:01,675 --> 01:49:04,712
they'll never own you.
2227
01:49:04,745 --> 01:49:06,280
Ooh.
2228
01:49:10,217 --> 01:49:11,986
Hey.
2229
01:49:12,019 --> 01:49:15,089
Even if you feel you've
got nothing to hide.
2230
01:49:15,122 --> 01:49:16,924
Mom wants us to go
grocery shopping.
2231
01:49:16,957 --> 01:49:18,325
Keep it inside of you.
2232
01:49:18,359 --> 01:49:19,660
Don't give in.
2233
01:49:19,693 --> 01:49:20,529
Come on.
2234
01:49:20,561 --> 01:49:23,197
Don't tell them anything.
2235
01:49:23,230 --> 01:49:24,665
Why are you helping me?
2236
01:49:24,698 --> 01:49:26,000
Don't let it...
2237
01:49:26,033 --> 01:49:28,602
Because numbskull, how could
you leave without a car?
2238
01:49:28,636 --> 01:49:30,838
Don't let it show.
2239
01:49:36,744 --> 01:49:37,745
Bye.
2240
01:49:52,860 --> 01:49:55,963
Patrick Read Johnson!
2241
01:49:55,996 --> 01:49:58,866
What are you still
doing in your backyard?
2242
01:50:26,760 --> 01:50:28,395
Where do you think you're going?
2243
01:50:28,429 --> 01:50:31,265
To get my car.
2244
01:50:31,298 --> 01:50:33,667
Is that so?
2245
01:50:33,701 --> 01:50:36,270
Yeah, I paid all I'm
going to pay for it.
2246
01:50:36,303 --> 01:50:40,141
Besides, you don't need to
hold it hostage anymore.
2247
01:50:40,174 --> 01:50:41,909
I'm not going to stop you.
2248
01:50:41,942 --> 01:50:43,777
Scrawny piece of shit.
2249
01:50:43,811 --> 01:50:47,148
You couldn't stop rain
from hitting the ground.
2250
01:50:47,181 --> 01:50:52,920
Yeah, well, I'll tell you
what, I'll try to gain weight,
2251
01:50:52,953 --> 01:50:54,421
you try to gain intelligence.
2252
01:50:54,455 --> 01:50:56,023
We'll see who wins.
2253
01:50:56,056 --> 01:50:58,058
Huh, I already know who
wins, and it ain't you.
2254
01:50:58,092 --> 01:50:59,160
And you're going down.
2255
01:50:59,193 --> 01:51:00,794
Oh.
2256
01:51:04,331 --> 01:51:06,300
Get up.
2257
01:51:06,333 --> 01:51:08,469
Oh, jeez, Tony.
2258
01:51:08,502 --> 01:51:11,038
Down, up, make up your mind.
2259
01:51:11,071 --> 01:51:13,040
I said get up.
2260
01:51:13,073 --> 01:51:15,176
It's time someone
kicked your ass.
2261
01:51:15,209 --> 01:51:16,777
What's wrong?
2262
01:51:16,810 --> 01:51:18,779
Don't you think you've
done enough to me?
2263
01:51:18,812 --> 01:51:20,114
What are you talking about?
2264
01:51:20,147 --> 01:51:22,816
You knew that Linda was
scared to go with me,
2265
01:51:22,850 --> 01:51:25,452
and you played on it until
you finally brought her down
2266
01:51:25,486 --> 01:51:27,855
to your level.
2267
01:51:27,888 --> 01:51:30,090
My level?
2268
01:51:30,124 --> 01:51:32,459
Oh!
2269
01:51:32,493 --> 01:51:34,128
What's my level, huh?
2270
01:51:36,497 --> 01:51:37,765
I work for a living.
2271
01:51:37,798 --> 01:51:41,802
I don't expect the world owes
me fame and fortune like you.
2272
01:51:41,835 --> 01:51:44,205
You know, you think because
you can direct little Super 8
2273
01:51:44,238 --> 01:51:46,006
movies you can direct
how people's lives are
2274
01:51:46,040 --> 01:51:47,141
going to turn out?
2275
01:51:47,174 --> 01:51:48,342
I mean, come on.
2276
01:51:48,375 --> 01:51:50,211
How are you going to
direct your way out
2277
01:51:50,244 --> 01:51:52,514
of me dislocating your
shoulder if I want to, huh?
2278
01:51:52,547 --> 01:51:54,381
How are you going to
direct your way out
2279
01:51:54,415 --> 01:51:56,116
of me shoving your
face into the dirt
2280
01:51:56,150 --> 01:51:57,751
until you choked to
death, if I want?
2281
01:51:57,785 --> 01:51:59,220
Huh?
2282
01:51:59,253 --> 01:52:03,090
Your brain may think of
better fantasies than mine,
2283
01:52:03,123 --> 01:52:05,960
but it ain't going to think
of nothing if I beat it out
2284
01:52:05,993 --> 01:52:08,495
of your head with a fucking
tire iron now, is it?
2285
01:52:08,530 --> 01:52:10,532
Is it?
2286
01:52:10,565 --> 01:52:12,233
Oh!
2287
01:52:15,570 --> 01:52:18,372
Never fuck with a Kubrick fan.
2288
01:52:18,405 --> 01:52:19,974
A what?
2289
01:52:20,007 --> 01:52:23,244
We may be geeks on the
outside, but on the inside,
2290
01:52:23,277 --> 01:52:24,979
we're all killer apes.
2291
01:52:25,012 --> 01:52:26,514
You're fucking nuts
is what you are.
2292
01:52:26,548 --> 01:52:28,182
Oh, no, I'm not nuts.
2293
01:52:28,215 --> 01:52:29,517
I'm evolved.
2294
01:52:29,551 --> 01:52:32,520
My ancestors touched
the monolith.
2295
01:52:32,554 --> 01:52:35,256
Your ancestors watched.
2296
01:52:35,289 --> 01:52:36,390
Jesus, back off, man.
2297
01:52:36,423 --> 01:52:37,424
Jesus.
2298
01:52:37,458 --> 01:52:39,159
You mated with my mate.
2299
01:52:39,193 --> 01:52:40,261
What?
2300
01:52:40,294 --> 01:52:42,396
You rained on my
evolutionary parade.
2301
01:52:42,429 --> 01:52:44,798
No, wait, wait.
2302
01:52:44,832 --> 01:52:47,134
You want to compete with
me for scarce resources
2303
01:52:47,167 --> 01:52:50,004
on this dusty African plane?
2304
01:52:50,037 --> 01:52:51,505
Well, step to the plate.
2305
01:52:54,308 --> 01:52:55,876
I am Moon Watcher.
2306
01:52:55,909 --> 01:52:57,144
Hear me roar.
2307
01:52:57,177 --> 01:52:58,312
No, stop!
2308
01:52:58,345 --> 01:52:59,947
We didn't really do it, OK?
2309
01:52:59,980 --> 01:53:01,549
I tried, but she
wouldn't go for it.
2310
01:53:01,583 --> 01:53:03,150
She said she was
in love with you.
2311
01:53:03,183 --> 01:53:05,152
She wanted to be
with you, I swear.
2312
01:53:05,185 --> 01:53:06,287
She waited for you.
2313
01:53:06,320 --> 01:53:09,290
We never did it.
2314
01:53:09,323 --> 01:53:11,892
Than why would she
tell me you did?
2315
01:53:53,167 --> 01:53:56,538
Popcorns, two Cokes,
and one Sugar Baby.
2316
01:53:59,173 --> 01:54:01,509
Is this film ever going
to stop showing here?
2317
01:54:04,244 --> 01:54:05,312
OK, bye.
2318
01:54:13,287 --> 01:54:14,522
What are you doing here?
2319
01:54:17,257 --> 01:54:19,627
Why is that up there?
2320
01:54:19,661 --> 01:54:21,862
Why is what up where?
2321
01:54:23,263 --> 01:54:29,169
That, that... that's not...
That's not what's playing here.
2322
01:54:29,203 --> 01:54:30,504
Yes, it is.
2323
01:54:30,538 --> 01:54:33,907
Todd, OK.
2324
01:54:33,941 --> 01:54:36,377
I know you're most likely
messing with me right now.
2325
01:54:36,410 --> 01:54:37,378
And it's funny.
2326
01:54:37,411 --> 01:54:38,278
It really is.
2327
01:54:38,312 --> 01:54:40,414
And any other day,
I would laugh at it.
2328
01:54:40,447 --> 01:54:43,518
I would find it
thoroughly amusing.
2329
01:54:43,551 --> 01:54:47,020
This is the thing, I
just want you to tell me
2330
01:54:47,054 --> 01:54:48,590
that "Star Wars"
is playing here,
2331
01:54:48,623 --> 01:54:51,559
and then we can just, you
know, be friends after that.
2332
01:54:51,593 --> 01:54:53,994
And I just want you to
be honest with me now.
2333
01:54:54,027 --> 01:54:55,195
Please, buddy.
2334
01:54:55,229 --> 01:54:56,997
Todd, I love you.
2335
01:54:57,030 --> 01:54:59,400
Come on, just tell me
what's playing here.
2336
01:54:59,433 --> 01:55:00,401
"Star Wars," right?
2337
01:55:00,434 --> 01:55:01,434
"Star Wars."
2338
01:55:03,437 --> 01:55:05,139
"Star Wars?"
2339
01:55:05,172 --> 01:55:08,142
Yes, yes!
2340
01:55:08,175 --> 01:55:10,277
"Star Wars."
2341
01:55:10,310 --> 01:55:12,079
OK, you know what?
2342
01:55:12,112 --> 01:55:13,414
Look.
2343
01:55:13,447 --> 01:55:15,149
"Star Wars!"
2344
01:55:15,182 --> 01:55:19,353
"Star Wars" starts today,
today, at theaters everywhere.
2345
01:55:22,055 --> 01:55:23,525
Theaters everywhere.
2346
01:55:27,094 --> 01:55:29,697
This isn't everywhere.
2347
01:55:29,731 --> 01:55:32,567
This is Lake County.
2348
01:55:32,600 --> 01:55:40,600
Everywhere.
2349
01:55:42,476 --> 01:55:43,444
Todd.
2350
01:55:43,477 --> 01:55:46,480
Oh.
2351
01:55:46,514 --> 01:55:47,582
Todd.
2352
01:55:47,615 --> 01:55:48,982
Oh, really killing me.
2353
01:55:49,016 --> 01:55:50,016
Todd.
2354
01:55:51,018 --> 01:55:52,486
Todd.
2355
01:56:11,104 --> 01:56:14,041
Your muttloaf, sir.
2356
01:56:26,386 --> 01:56:29,022
What are you doing
here, Johnson?
2357
01:56:29,056 --> 01:56:31,225
Eating muttloaf.
2358
01:56:31,258 --> 01:56:33,393
Huh.
2359
01:56:33,427 --> 01:56:35,530
Well, it's Senior Skip Day.
2360
01:56:35,563 --> 01:56:39,233
Why aren't you skipping?
2361
01:56:39,266 --> 01:56:40,668
More muttloaf for me.
2362
01:56:44,539 --> 01:56:46,473
You're a weird kid, Johnson.
2363
01:56:55,282 --> 01:56:59,186
Not weird enough, apparently.
2364
01:56:59,219 --> 01:57:01,589
Don't underestimate
yourself, Patty.
2365
01:57:03,357 --> 01:57:05,259
Let's go.
2366
01:57:05,292 --> 01:57:07,562
Where?
2367
01:57:07,595 --> 01:57:12,567
Someplace dark and quiet, where
I can take away your virginity.
2368
01:57:15,168 --> 01:57:16,638
Well, you're too late.
2369
01:57:18,171 --> 01:57:20,407
I don't think so.
2370
01:57:35,489 --> 01:57:38,292
The lobby cards are gone, and I
still want all of the posters.
2371
01:57:38,325 --> 01:57:39,870
They just picked the
locks and ripped them
2372
01:57:39,894 --> 01:57:40,895
right out of the cases.
2373
01:57:40,929 --> 01:57:43,430
I was afraid they were
going to take the film,
2374
01:57:43,463 --> 01:57:45,633
so I put Eddie on guard
outside the projection booth.
2375
01:57:45,667 --> 01:57:47,167
Hey, hey, balcony's closed!
2376
01:58:24,772 --> 01:58:27,240
Just don't forget I did this.
2377
01:58:27,274 --> 01:58:28,676
Never.
2378
01:58:53,433 --> 01:58:55,268
Patrick Reed Johnson!
2379
01:59:04,946 --> 01:59:06,346
What happened?
2380
01:59:28,736 --> 01:59:34,307
Just remember, if you end up
seeing farther than others,
2381
01:59:34,341 --> 01:59:37,512
it's only because you've stood
upon the shoulders of Giants.
2382
01:59:39,580 --> 01:59:41,181
Who are you?
2383
01:59:44,484 --> 01:59:46,688
See ya.
2384
01:59:46,721 --> 01:59:48,288
I only know...
2385
01:59:48,321 --> 01:59:49,423
Hey, buddy.
2386
01:59:49,456 --> 01:59:50,892
What I can see.
2387
01:59:50,925 --> 01:59:53,895
Make good movies and
watch out for girls.
2388
01:59:53,928 --> 01:59:55,362
Oh, I'll try.
2389
01:59:55,395 --> 01:59:56,631
Have a nice trip.
2390
01:59:56,664 --> 01:59:58,432
So I imagine what could be.
2391
01:59:58,465 --> 01:59:59,567
He'll be back in a week.
2392
01:59:59,600 --> 02:00:00,935
Shut up, Jody.
2393
02:00:03,771 --> 02:00:06,239
Where the horizon
cuts the air...
2394
02:00:06,273 --> 02:00:08,910
You don't have to say anything.
2395
02:00:08,943 --> 02:00:10,645
Yeah, I did.
2396
02:00:10,678 --> 02:00:12,245
Look for me out there.
2397
02:00:12,279 --> 02:00:14,314
Thank you.
2398
02:00:14,347 --> 02:00:17,985
Someday I'll touch
the blue, blue sky.
2399
02:00:18,019 --> 02:00:19,721
Go on.
2400
02:00:19,754 --> 02:00:22,489
Go West, young man.
2401
02:00:22,523 --> 02:00:24,391
I'll shout if I need you.
2402
02:00:24,424 --> 02:00:28,395
Someday I'll touch
the blue, blue sky.
2403
02:00:31,899 --> 02:00:39,899
If I could kiss
this Earth goodbye,
2404
02:00:41,075 --> 02:00:49,075
and cruise the neverending sky,
where the horizon cuts the air.
2405
02:00:53,955 --> 02:00:57,257
Wait for me down there.
2406
02:00:58,726 --> 02:01:04,397
Someday I'll touch
the blue, blue sky.
2407
02:01:04,431 --> 02:01:06,667
Whoa.
2408
02:01:07,835 --> 02:01:14,542
Someday I'll touch
the blue, blue sky.
2409
02:01:33,728 --> 02:01:34,962
Hey.
2410
02:01:44,038 --> 02:01:45,840
Forgot something.
2411
02:01:57,852 --> 02:02:00,420
Why didn't you just
give me this last week?
2412
02:02:00,453 --> 02:02:03,958
Because you didn't
really need it last week.
2413
02:02:03,991 --> 02:02:06,426
Now you do.
2414
02:02:06,459 --> 02:02:10,463
Practicality, Pat, that's
what I'm all about.
2415
02:02:10,497 --> 02:02:14,635
I'll leave the fantasy stuff
up to you, Mr. Hollywood.
2416
02:02:14,669 --> 02:02:21,142
Hollywood's just my monolith.
2417
02:02:21,175 --> 02:02:22,710
It might be a door.
2418
02:02:22,743 --> 02:02:24,579
It might be a wall.
2419
02:02:24,612 --> 02:02:26,047
I won't know till I touch it.
2420
02:02:26,080 --> 02:02:28,983
What the hell are
you talking about?
2421
02:02:29,016 --> 02:02:31,351
Forget it.
2422
02:02:33,554 --> 02:02:36,423
Just don't come back as a giant
baby floating over the Earth.
2423
02:03:55,836 --> 02:03:59,707
Every time I see your face,
2424
02:03:59,740 --> 02:04:04,477
it reminds me of
places we used to go.
2425
02:04:08,182 --> 02:04:13,888
All I've got is a
photograph, and I realize
2426
02:04:13,921 --> 02:04:16,991
you're not coming back anymore.
2427
02:04:21,595 --> 02:04:29,595
I thought I'd make it
the day you went away,
2428
02:04:29,737 --> 02:04:36,877
but I can't make it till
you come home again to stay.
2429
02:04:39,313 --> 02:04:44,852
I can't get used to living
here while my heart is broke.
2430
02:04:44,885 --> 02:04:47,688
My tears I cried for you.
2431
02:04:51,659 --> 02:04:57,732
I want you here to have and
hold as the years and go by
2432
02:04:57,765 --> 02:05:01,235
and we grow old and gray.
2433
02:05:12,913 --> 02:05:17,818
Every time I see your
face, it reminds me
2434
02:05:17,852 --> 02:05:21,522
of the places we used to go.
2435
02:05:25,259 --> 02:05:28,763
All I've got is a photograph.
2436
02:05:28,796 --> 02:05:33,968
And I realize you're
not coming back anymore.
2437
02:05:37,805 --> 02:05:42,676
Every time I see your
face, it reminds me
2438
02:05:42,710 --> 02:05:46,814
of the places we used to go.
2439
02:05:49,750 --> 02:05:53,721
But all I've got
is a photograph,
2440
02:05:53,754 --> 02:05:58,626
and I realize you're
not coming back anymore.
2441
02:06:23,184 --> 02:06:24,351
Thank you.
2442
02:06:24,385 --> 02:06:26,220
Thank you very much.
2443
02:07:08,028 --> 02:07:10,164
Seize the day.
2444
02:07:11,832 --> 02:07:14,435
That was what you
always told me.
2445
02:07:14,468 --> 02:07:20,274
Find a way you would say
as you would hold me.
2446
02:07:20,307 --> 02:07:23,944
Get away from here.
2447
02:07:23,978 --> 02:07:28,649
It's oh so clear,
you can't stay.
2448
02:07:32,386 --> 02:07:38,192
Long ago we were
old enough to love
2449
02:07:38,225 --> 02:07:42,463
but not to know
there were dreams
2450
02:07:42,496 --> 02:07:46,467
we kept inside but didn't show.
2451
02:07:46,500 --> 02:07:52,206
And now, we don't
know how to let go.
2452
02:07:57,344 --> 02:08:05,344
I can't get there from here, and
you can't get here from there.
2453
02:08:08,822 --> 02:08:16,797
And we can't go anywhere
as long as we're still
2454
02:08:16,830 --> 02:08:22,403
standing on this road
that leads nowhere.
2455
02:08:26,240 --> 02:08:28,175
Touch the sky.
2456
02:08:30,010 --> 02:08:32,413
If you don't when
you grow old, you'll
2457
02:08:32,446 --> 02:08:38,085
wonder why you did just
what you were told.
2458
02:08:38,118 --> 02:08:41,889
No one will cry for you.
2459
02:08:41,922 --> 02:08:46,760
If all you do is long to fly.
2460
02:08:49,997 --> 02:08:56,170
I can see our final
curtain falling.
2461
02:08:56,203 --> 02:08:59,907
Let it be.
2462
02:08:59,940 --> 02:09:05,913
Listen to the voices
calling out to all who hear.
2463
02:09:05,946 --> 02:09:10,284
Don't let your fear
push life aside.
2464
02:09:15,155 --> 02:09:20,427
I can't get there from here.
2465
02:09:20,461 --> 02:09:26,900
And you can't get
here from there.
2466
02:09:26,934 --> 02:09:34,908
And we can't go anywhere
as long as we're still
2467
02:09:34,942 --> 02:09:41,215
standing on this road
that leads nowhere.
2468
02:09:46,220 --> 02:09:54,220
But out there it gleans far
beyond all the things we know.
2469
02:09:58,332 --> 02:10:06,332
The world of our dreams
calling to us, but we don't go.
2470
02:10:09,209 --> 02:10:14,982
I can't get there from here.
2471
02:10:15,015 --> 02:10:21,088
And you can't get
here from there.
2472
02:10:21,121 --> 02:10:28,630
And we can't go anywhere
as long as we're still
2473
02:10:28,663 --> 02:10:36,663
standing on the road
that leads nowhere,
2474
02:10:42,042 --> 02:10:48,148
the road that leads nowhere.173631
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