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Be_?

Be_?

Your pesos, muchacha!

Hello, boys. Been looking for you.

Not Be_?

Where am l?

Los Angeles. l made it.

You have reached Stark Enterprises. Please leave your message.

This is Bruce Banner for Tony Stark.

Look, l'm here to see Tony Stark.

Or if he's not around, maybe that rusty bodyguard of his, Iron Maiden?

His name's Iron Man. Listen, kid, ty calling the offices at a decent hour.

Like daytime.

But l make a heck of a better impression in person.

ln the hot zone!

Yeah!

Let me guess. You iust wandered off the bike path?

Wait! l gotta see Stark.

He might know where to find someone. Bruce Banner.

Dr Banner? Come with me.

Mr Tony, l'm sory to interrupt you.

lt's OK, Homer. Just iuicing up the old body battey for the night.

- What do you need? - Mr Rhodes is asking to see you.

He says it is of extreme importance.

But, of course, Mr Rhodes always says that.

Gee, isn't it your night to tuck him in?

We're off to see the wizard

Rhodey... War Machine, little late for the grand tour, isn't it?

Evel Knievel here took a mad dash through your perimeter stun lasers

hoping to find Bruce Banner.

Banner? Thanks, War Machine.

ls Dr Banner a friend of yours?

Ty ''best friend''. He's got himself missing

and l have a hunch he's coming here.

Bruce Banner for Tony Stark.

That message came in 20 minutes ago.

From where? How can we...

l'm afraid my holographic computer is developing a wicked sense of humour.

Finished with the analysis, Homer?

Origin of Dr Banner's transmission,

emergency call box, Los Angeles, at 5th and Thomas.

- Rough turF. - No prob! Cos l'm a rough rider!

Shall l prepare Iron Man, sir?

Yeah. Be sure to oil his knees, cos we gotta run.

No. Bruce.

Bruce! Wake up, man!

Wake up!

- Who are you? Get away from me! - Man, what are you doing?

This overpass is about to pancake. Let's move!

l don't know you.

Leave me alone!

Wait, what are you doing? Hey, Hulk, it's me, Rick!

Hulk smash!

Next time you feel like throwing a punch, ty throwing it at Iron Man.

Hulk, leave him alone!

l've got to stop extending this guy invites.

Metal man! Hulk enemy!

Yeah, well, you gotta admit, you're a little hard to warm up to yourself.

Hulk! Look, man, you're all mixed up, big fella.

Don't do this.

Hulk bash enemy!

Eat wheel!

- Typical. Homer, status? - Repulsers down.

Energy at dangerous levels.

You must avoid sustaining another blow.

Words to live by.

Hey, friends, man. We're your friends.

Ty and remember. Friends.

Hulk doesn't hurt his friends.

Friend?

Yeah, yeah. And remember what l told you a long time ago?

Friends take care of each other.

Hulk's friend? Rick?

That's right. Rick and Hulk all the way.

That's right. It's over.

You're going to be OK, buddy.

One Hulk-sized nutrient-bath cylinder now in place.

And online.

Hey, Doc, it worked!

What say we fill her up and take her for a test drive?

Remember to fasten your seat belt, Muscles.

Power overload! Get out of here!

You're... You're almost worth keeping around.

Yeah. What's the point of having gamma-reinforced muscles and hide

if you can't use 'em to save a pre_ lady now and then?

Doc, the nutrient bath. It's...

This is all so wrong.

We work night and day on a cure for Bruce

while my own father's in the next building plotting to destroy him.

Bruce, we're tying.

Don't give up, wherever you are.

He's right there. Left a trail of chaos and destruction a mile wide.

Pretend to be useful, superspy,

and sniff out any ties Banner has with Southern Cal.

lt says right in front of your battle-hungy little eyes, General.

Stark Enterprises.

Tony Stark? He's iust one of our government contractors. A businessman.

But also the man who supplied Bruce Banner

with the materials to build his infamous gamma reactor.

Well, then, let's place us a little person-to-person call.

Where the... Who...

lt's me, Tony Stark.

Memoy back, old friend?

Kind of fading in and out. Tony, what happened?

Rick and l got into a little fracas with a confused green-eyed monster.

And we're not talking jealousy.

Rick, where did...

Sory, this headache...

- Is Rick OK? - He's doing fine.

He's a sharp kid, one dedicated friend.

Better than l deserve. My life's a nightmare for anyone it touches.

What'll l do? Evey cure to rid myself of the Hulk has failed miserably!

lt's not until l fail miserably that l really start to get serious.

Let's put our egg-heads together and take another crack at that cure.

Hey, cool.

So this new armour's repulser ray

packs more wallop than the one Iron Man used on Hulk?

So Homer boasts. Endlessly.

Say, you and the Hulk got some kind of friendship going on?

Yeah. Well, it was Bruce saving my dumb rear

that got him blasted with gamma rays in the first place.

l owe it to him to be there.

You know, through the rough times.

l know what you mean, kid. Friends do that.

Excuse me, sir.

Sory. He spooked me, again.

lt's OK. l've often wanted to do that myself.

- A call from Shield agent Gabriel. - Better skinny out of here, kid.

You got an invoice, take it up with the bean counters of the county.

Was that humour, Rhodes?

lf so, why don't you iust Iaugh on over and get me Stark?

lf he's not too busy hiding Bruce Banner.

Got a point in all this, Gabe?

Once you figure it out, invest a quarter. Give me a holler.

Computer, replay transmission.

Freeze. Isolate upper left quadrant and magni_.

Remove distortion.

Rick Jones! If that kid's there, so is Banner.

You can bet your tarnished stars Stark will put up a fight to protect him.

And if it's a war he wants,

this is one old soldier who isn't about to fade away.

Rick, before my memoy skips another beat, l...

l want to say thanks, for not giving up on me...

lt wasn't too long ago when eveyone had given up on me,

eveyone but a certain doctor, so... enough said.

OK, Bruce.

Good news is, l replaced several outdated components in your design.

Mainly the gamma filters.

Bad news is that once you're put into stasis sleep

l'll have to induce your Hulk state to purge the gamma mutation.

Should be some ride.

Yeah. Understood.

lnitiating containment. Best of luck, sir.

Once we start, there's no turning back.

We just got to make it through.

Old Bruce has had more than his share of bogus days.

Besides, what could possibly go wrong?

Take the guards to safety, secure the perimeter, locate the power supply

and then we'll knock.

lnitiating gamma purge in five, four,

three... Stand by.

Circle the wagons. We got party crashers. Must've spotted the kid.

Hulkbusters. Way to go, hot shot.

They want Bruce.

Yeah, well, we don't always get what we want in life.

Rhodey, crank security to level ten.

lf anyone even spits our way, Iet 'em know how we feel.

You've got it, boss man.

Setting to sizzle.

Homer, recommence gamma purge.

Pack up your overpriced hardware and hit the highway, Ross.

Bruce Banner stays put.

You're forcing a hand you don't want to, Stark.

With national security at risk, private propem isn't an issue.

We're prepared to go the distance.

And with the trust of a friend at risk, so am l. And then some.

So much for knocking.

Hulkbusters, fall in.

Moving into critical gamma state.

We get through this and...

Hold on. Mutagenics stable. It's not purging.

There must be a flaw.

No. Banner's mutated DNA is manufacturing defences!

Duck and cover, sports fans. He's Hulking out!

Talbot, blow his breakers!

Main power outage. Alternate grid online.

War Machine, baby-sit those back-up generators.

We cannot lose power.

Move it, hero, move it!

Robots in. Prepare the containment trap.

Almost got it.

- No! - Power levels down 70 percent.

Pr_edure terminated.

He's waking up!

On the real wrong side of the bed!

Hulk bash enemy!

His memoy's back in the milight zone!

Hulk smash puny human.

Come on, Hulk, you got to remember!

Pardon me, Mr Hulk, but that machine is a highly expensive piece...

Never mind.

Right, Hulk, let's say we keep this bemeen just you and me.

Metal man Hulk enemy!

l got the Tin Man. You hit the Hulk!

Sory, Busters, no fiddling on our roof.

Need a hand, kid?

Hate myself for saying it but, no, thanks. Already got one.

Somebody give me a status report now.

Consider that word from the front.

Happy to see you, too, big guy.

Just got to learn to let go.

Hulk!

Come on, Hulk, bash this thing!

Trash it!

Blast. What's that dumb kid think he's doing?

When in doubt, break something!

Friend. Hulk remember now. Friend.

Rick!

Rick?

He's going to be OK, big fella.

Hulk, get him out of here!

Why don't we end this little soiree with a bang?

Nice faiy tale, Iron Man.

But the Hulk would not go down because of a little lab explosion.

Now where is he? And the kid?

Search me. But take your chances if you do.

They're not in the building.

Gentlemen, do we submit the bill for damages to Shield or to the Pentagon?

- Let's pull out. - Thanks for dropping in.

Oh, momma! Gonna need a month or mo in the whirlpool after tonight.

Sir, l have calculated the damages

and have deduced that helping Dr Banner was not vey cost-effective.

l'm sure it was, Homer.

Cos there's nothing more valuable than friendship.

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