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Personal journal of Dr Robert Bruce Banner continued.

I've been on the move for so long. It feels like I was born running.

I'm a hunted animal and I am tired. So very tired.

Now I've come to Washington DC. The home of Jennifer Walters.

My cousin, my childhood confidante, my soul mate.

- What? - Proceeding with capture.

One move, Banner, and I'll level you into a class-one forensic nightmare.

Come on, Banner. Make it easy on me.

I don't feel like giving Betty any bad news.

What in thunder? Stop him. All weapons on stun only.

Assist this hapless soul until there are no witnesses.

Then bring him to me.

You shouldn't have done that because now you've made me angry.

What's delaying the containment?

We're having some slight difficulty.

Hulk no tie.

Hulk move.

Hulk hate puny toy.

General Ross. General Ross, one question, sir. Over here.

Why were your Hulkbusters once again unable to contain the Hulk?

What are civilians doing in a secure zone?

Get this watchdog out of here!

First, graffiti, then the muggings, now the Hulk.

Like DC doesn't get enough bashing with the politicians.

..has sent the United Nations reeling.

Latveria's dictator, Dr Victor von Doom...

I'll get it!

Matt, Butch, you fellas just finish cleaning them rifles.

Jennifer.

Bruce? What in the world?

Hi, Jen. Long time... no see.

Come on, Bruce. Snap out of it.

- Jen? - Good grief, cuz.

You look like you've been slam dancing with the Hulk.

The what? How did...?

Nice shirt. And I didn't bring you anything.

Jen, I... I'm in trouble.

Oh, yeah, right. Since when?

Squeaky-clean Bruce Banner in... Hey, you're serious.

If it's a legal magilla, I can represent you in court as your lawyer.

- Running is never the answer. - Yeah, it is if you're being chased...

by someone who wants to destroy you.

Oh, be real. Who'd wanna destroy you?

Try the Hulkbusters to name one. A big one.

And some others I've never seen before.

You're not making any sense. Now, hey, remember me? Us?

The tree-house duo, you and me against the world.

A childhood pact.

- I haven't forgotten. - Neither have I, but now it's...

No buts or I'll kick yours. Now what happened?

You remember the news

about that gamma reactor explosion in New Mexico a few years ago?

What?

No. Not here.

Jen! No!

Are these those Hulkbumpers or whatever?

Hardly. Come on, we gotta run.

That was... You were incredible!

All these years, I've never seen you so angry before.

Oh, that wasn't angry. Seeing me angry isn't something you'd forget.

You're right, that door was way too slow.

Can't... lose it!

Not now!

Bruce?

Should never try to pass on the right. Tell me you're just getting car sick.

You're really shaking the family tree here, Bruce.

Subject terminated.

Should that be true, I would have to destroy you.

- Hulk smash. - However, it would appear

your warranties are about to expire anyway.

Hulk smash.

Hulk pound.

Bruce? Bruce Banner?

- Or do you prefer Mr Hulk? - Hulk not puny Banner.

OK. Of course. Right. Sure. You're not Bruce. OK.

Think, Jen. Think.

- Do you know who I am? - Not Betty.

Betty? OK, let's see. Betty, Betty.

Oh, Betty Ross. You like Betty?

- Betty... Hulk friend. - You care about her, don't you?

And I know Betty must really care about you.

Well, I care about you, too.

I'm Jennifer. I'm your cousin.

Jennifer? Cousin?

Yes, You and I, we're family.

Jennifer, Hulk, family?

Hulk not alone?

Of course not.

I'm here, Hulk. I always will be.

No! Hulk!

Jennifer!

Alternate Subject B has been acquired.

Excellent. And the Hulk is following?

Confirmed.

- Cloaking mode activated. - Outstanding.

Gargoyle, I had him in my sights, but your inept surveillance bug...

Where are you, you grotesque little troll?

So neglecting crucial duties

while again attempting to cure your mutated hideousness.

I warned you of the consequences if you tried this again.

Please, my leader. I only wanted to...

To act on your own. Put your needs before mine.

No, no. Your wish is my wish. I didn't...

Disloyalty reaps its own consequences.

Therefore, I banish you from this lab.

- What? - Forever.

No. I beg of you.

So says the Leader.

Oh, I'll be on my way, you micro-managing ego maniac!

After I collect some severance pay.

Jennifer!

Now Hulk mad.

There was a doorbell outside, you know.

Hulk smash!

Oh, yes, yes, I forgot. A very left-brain personality.

Well, let me put this in little bitty words for you.

Hulk want Jennifer? Then Hulk obeys Dr Doom.

Or as you might so charmingly say, "Hulk no smash."

- Jennifer. - No. Hulk... don't.

Oh, I would listen to your cousin, my dear brute.

Those are bombs attached to her, you see.

You touch anything in that room, they explode.

Boom. And, oh, yes. See?

Push, push. Boom, boom!

You touch me and she...

Well, let us just say I'd need to have this place repainted.

Hulk. Hulk.

There's nothing... you can do.

Jennifer?

We just have to play along for now. Please stay calm.

Just hold my hand.

Jennifer hurt?

I do hope you'll pardon me as I exit this touching tableau,

but I have a bothersome country to finish invading,

a capitalist government to chastise,

and the Hulk's pivotal place in history to establish.

Hulk... hold hand.

In other news, the UN Security Council

has issued its final petition asking for Dr von Doom's surrender.

If he does not comply, he will be forcibly taken into custody

at his US estate to answer charges of war-crime activity

War-crime activity, indeed.

Simply a friendly unification of neighbourly resources.

The nation of Baltaveck was floundering under its corrupt regime.

And as for their abundant national treasures,

they're simply safer in my vaults.

Now, city of Washington DC, Earth's great guardian,

who will protect you as phase one of your penance begins?

I am Dr Victor von Doom.

And, for your inept interference into my affairs,

you are now my prisoners of war.

- Hulk. - Jennifer?

Jennifer. Oh, no. Did I hurt you?

No. It's that guy who's been on the news.

He wired me with bombs just so he could control the Hulk.

Bruce, I don't think I'm gonna make it.

Jennifer, you lost a lot of blood.

We gotta get you to a hospital for a transfusion before...

- I can't stay... awake. - Jen.

Jennifer, there's no time.

Alright. What can I...?

Come on. Let's see if those two years of pre-med can finally pay dividends.

Fools.

Attention, entrapped simpletons,

either you disengage all hostile actions towards me and my country,

or I will unleash within this sealed bubble,

within America's very capitol,

a destructive force no army can withstand.

A raging force of nature known as the Incredible Hulk.

I understand, Mr President.

I'm not sure how Doom gained control of the Hulk,

but I promise you this,

as soon as that beast shows the green of his eyes, he's mine, sir.

Here's the official word live from the President of the US.

"Dr Doom can shove his..."

What? Rather, Doom's demands are officially rejected.

That posturing, corn-fed commoner is calling my bluff, eh?

Hang in there, Jennifer. And hope the transfusion works.

Jen, I'm so very...

Sorry? How touching.

I seem to have miscalculated the Hulk's staying power.

- Let me go. - Always a pleasure, Dr Banner.

- What do you want with us, Doom? - You, I most certainly don't want.

Just your infamous temper. And as for the dear lady,

once I succeed with you,

I will release her into the tender cares of the American medical system.

My neural transmitter is creating a rage in you that only I control.

The powerful military is no longer of consequence,

for I control their mightiest foe, the Incredible Hulk.

Now, go and destroy in the name of Doom.

Hulk obey.

Hulk hate toy.

Now, my savage servant,

I have a public-works project in mind for you.

New inroads to the Capitol. Five miles wide.

Hulk smash.

Hulk, my big green bulldozer, leap far to the right

to that big white Capitol building

and begin a physical filibuster they'll never forget.

He's marching on the Capitol.

And you can bet this demonstration won't be peaceful.

I'm feeling good!

Feels like somebody's lighting my fire.

Fireworks.

- What? - Oh, yeah, Dr D,

you helped turn me into one seriously cheesed off She-Hulk.

Another loud, green one. And with attitude yet.

I abhor attitude.

Hulk, destroy the Capitol!

Think again, sweetie.

Hey, cool.

Kelly Green abs of steel.

No! This is not to be.

Hulk, don't listen to Doom's claptrap. You gotta turn back, baby.

Dr Doom's been a naughty, naughty boy.

He doesn't care what happens to you. Come back to cousin, Hulkster.

You remember, don't you?

You and me all the way. Green sheeps of the family.

- I love you. - Jennifer.

So, please, rip off that pain in the neck... for me.

End of conversation.

Jennifer? Hurt?

Disregard your bothersome cousin, Hulk.

She's now felt the fury of Dr Doom,

as will you, if you do not proceed as commanded.

Doom hurt Jennifer. Jennifer!

So much for the "feeling no pain" benefit.

Speaking of pain, my dear green-eyed lady,

here's another generous helping.

Hulk stop.

Jennifer safe? Green like Hulk?

You betcha. Now, move over, cousin.

Tin grin there is all mine.

Doom, push, push. Boom, boom. Hey, cuz?

What in blazes?

Major Talbot, get me the President.

Old Thunderbolt Ross has once again got things nicely under control.

Gargoyle, now how do I control this?

No matter.

It won't be long at all

before I'm virtually bristling with better company.

My new, home-grown assistant gamma warriors,

all spawned from the DNA of a single strand of Hulk hair.

And when they've all steeped in their vats long enough

the Hulk's days of wanderlust will be over.

The Jennifer I remember never would have done that.

Cousin, the Jennifer you remember could never have done that.

Yeah, from life's bumpy road to one roller-coasting thrill ride.

Start spreading the news, New York.

This green-skinned, long-limbed She-Hulk

is getting ready to take one big bite out of the Big Apple.

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