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Whoa!
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Augh!
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Whoa, whoa...
Hold up!
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Now, you may be wondering
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how Santa got his hands
caught in the cookie jar.
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Well, let's just say
this wasn't my first heist.
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Put the money in the bag!
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But before you start judging,
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you should know:
I'm a man of God.
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People know me as
Reverend Benjamin Wright.
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That's right, Reverend,
and I love my congregation.
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Can I get an amen?
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Amen!
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So when
a con man financial adviser
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tricked the church
out of all of its money
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and forced it to close,
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I knew I had to find
a way to get it back.
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Luckily, some people
in the community...
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We call ourselves
the Lean On Me Group...
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Felt the same way I did.
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We got no choice
but to steal it back!
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We pulled off a faith heist,
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and I was their
spiritual adviser.
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Nas was our hacker.
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Jack, our gadget man.
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His daughter Skipper provided
the necessary gymnastics.
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Marge was our getaway driver.
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Let's go, y'all!
Clock's ticking!
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And Gabs...
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took care of the security guard.
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I got jumped
while I was doing my rounds.
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Now, I don't
want to spoil the entire story
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for you, so let's just say
the church stayed open
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and the false prophet went
from con man to convict.
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So when the group and I
volunteered at the mall
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to raise money for charity,
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we really did think our
thieving days were behind us.
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You alright in there, baby?
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You look.
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Benjamin, I just peed on it!
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Uh, excuse you!
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I guess
I'm just... nervous!
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I know, me too.
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- A little bit nervous.
- Me too.
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Wait, something's happening.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, too.
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But we'll get there.
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And until then...
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practice makes perfect.
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Oh!
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Oh, choir bus is here.
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Now remember,
our last performance is upstate,
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but I'm making sure we're back
by Christmas morning.
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Mm-hm?
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Tour manager's gonna
end up on my naughty list
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if she's wrong about that.
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Oh, well she
better be on it either way.
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- Bye, baby.
- Bye, baby.
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Thank God.
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Hey...
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I can't wait for Christmas
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That's a very, very long time
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'Cause what I really
want to give you
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Is a big old piece of my mind
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Let the beat drop!
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Hey!
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I can't wait for Christmas
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Hey!
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I can't wait
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I can't wait for Christmas
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There's too many days to go
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'Cause there's something
that you need to know
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And I'm the one
that's gonna tell you so
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Let the beat drop!
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Hey!
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I said I can't
wait for Christmas
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Hey!
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I can't wait...
I can't wait for Christmas!
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No, no, no!
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I love the smell
of gingerbread in the morning!
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I can't wait for Christmas!
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Jack, what's our current status?
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DEFCON 3 French hens, sir!
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It's almost fully operational.
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- Just the train's horn needs...
- Gabs!
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Cooking report?
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I can't wait for Christmas!
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It's my own secret recipe.
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Woo-hoo!
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Mmm!
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Jiminy Christmas!
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You know, we have to protect
our secrets at all costs.
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Mm-hm!
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So do not let this one out!
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Nas, intel brief.
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Uh, well, we have
the Christmas candy land,
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the snowman sled hill,
and my personal favourite,
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Drake's winter home in Aspen.
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That's a nice one.
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Skipper, how are those
Clippety-Clop formations?
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Popped and locked, sir.
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And it's TikTok,
not Clippety-Clop.
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That's what I said.
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TipPop.
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Anyway...
It looks perfect.
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Alright, let me see.
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Wow, you got some serious moves.
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Aah...
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Ahh...
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Ah, how about some
daddy-daughter dances?
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Definitely not.
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Even if it's
the Elf on the Shelf-le?
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- Dad...
- What is that?
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- Come on!
- Dad...
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- The Elf on the Shelfle!
- No, no, Dad!
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- Oh, come on.
- No!
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There's an... elf
on the shelf, on the shelf,
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on the shelf, up all night,
up all night, up all night!
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There's an elf on the shelf,
on the shelf, on the shelf,
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- up all night!
- Okay, Dad, Dad!
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Stop it!
You are so embarrassing.
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You used to like this
when you were a little girl.
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Yeah, well, I'm 17 now.
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Well...
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Maybe we do have something here.
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#Cringemas.
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Oh, heavenly manger!
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Freaky deaky!
Someone steal those batteries.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Jack!
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Bad-looking tree at one o'clock.
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Oh, already locked
and loaded with holiday cheer.
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Yeah, as soon as I check
the propulsion gauge.
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Mr. Kringle, sir,
there's no time!
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I just took a peek outside...
We're completely surrounded!
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Hey-hey-hey!
It's go-ho-ho time!
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This is what we're
trained for, people.
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Nas, Skipper, open the doors!
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Time to raise some money
for the children's hospital.
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Okay,
I gotta get the star ready.
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Oh, I was born ready.
You don't have to tell me twice.
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I'm talking about that one, Rev.
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Aww, yeah!
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The Christmas Star.
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Gets me every time.
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Welcome to Santa's Village.
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- Enjoy!
- Welcome, guys.
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A shoutout to
a jeweller's generosity,
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loaning us this
brilliant curiosity.
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A spectacle surpassing
expectations,
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while adding sparkle
to our Christmas celebrations.
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And while y'all are here
for this photo opportunity,
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we get the gift
of seeing our community!
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Because when you...
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Take one step
closer to that star, Santa,
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and the only thing you're
gonna want for Christmas
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is your two front teeth.
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Well, that wasn't very merry.
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But thank you
for letting me know.
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Okay, enjoy!
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Over here!
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Hey, hey...
Hey!
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Oh...
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He's like Dasher, Dancer,
Comet, and Prancer all in one!
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Hey, uh,
we're gonna go on break.
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Already?
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And miss all the...
all the fun?
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- Oh...
- Okay, go see your mom.
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Look, it's only been 30 minutes.
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The kids out there are counting
on you and so are we, so...
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- Hey, Rev.
- Hey, Nas.
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Um, remember how you said
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if we ever need anything
we can come to you?
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Uh, Jack, we got
more people coming in.
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I kind of need
some fatherly advice.
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Just hold on a sec.
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We're falling behind.
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Oh, who's next?
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- Catch you later?
- Hope so.
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Oh, Nas?
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Nas, hold up!
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Ugh!
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You're a big boy, aren't you?
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Almost didn't recognize
you without the Jheri curl wig.
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I...
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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So...
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young man...
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what would you
like for Christmas?
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Justice.
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I'll know when you're sleeping.
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I'll know when you're awake.
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I'll know if you've been
bad or good, so don't...
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- make...
- a mistake.
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Ah!
Oh...
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You put my leg into a coma!
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Ahh!
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Maybe it is time for a break.
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Okay, let's take ten!
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Thank you for shopping here.
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Hey, excuse me, Nas?
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When you wrap things up
in Santa's Village,
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can I run something by you
in the office?
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Yeah, I'm just...
I'll meet you there in five.
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Okay, thanks!
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Miss Mall Manager!
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Nice to see you.
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Mr. Kris Kringle, how
are things in the North Pole?
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Oh, so far, so good.
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I mean, we're so grateful
for the community
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lending us everything we needed,
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but the icing on top
is that exquisite star above!
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It really brings in the people.
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I mean,
one lady drove three hours
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just to catch
a glimpse of it in person.
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Can you believe that?
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I can't thank you enough
for arranging that.
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I'm just glad it's helping.
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Although I do
have one question, Marge.
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That guy?
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Come on!
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Hey now, we did a good thing
by taking down a con man,
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but Randy didn't know that
he was working for a criminal.
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All he knew is that one day
he was out of a job.
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Just felt like the right thing.
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And with this place?
Oof...
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It's like an opportunity
for new beginnings.
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- Everybody deserves that.
- Hmm!
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You're a good woman, Marge.
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If you catch me
on the right day!
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Now, I have an issue with you.
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Okay!
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As much as I love
all of these decorations,
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- why all the fog machines?
- Oh, okay.
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Don't see them
as the fog machines
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they are now,
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but as the snow machines
they will be
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once Jack gets his hands
on some liquid nitrogen...
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which I promise
I will not let happen.
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Mm-hm.
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Santa, let's use
this break to spread the Gospel!
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Oh, come visit Santa's Village
and see the Christmas Star.
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All proceeds go to
the Children's Hospital,
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a wonderful local charity.
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No rest for the cheery.
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Or the Christmas puns.
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- Later, Rev!
- Alright, later.
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Hey, slow down, Gabs!
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You know this suit
adds ten pounds.
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This place sure
ain't what it used to be.
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That right there was
once a Woolworth's,
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but they went out of business.
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Probably because
no one buys wool anymore.
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You know, it's sad
because I really like sheep.
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Kids want Santa
passing out presents,
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not passing out
in their presence.
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Oh, please.
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Kids will like you
no matter what you do.
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You know, I'm surprised
you're not a dad already
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00:12:49,588 --> 00:12:52,588
considering you're
so good with them.
262
00:12:52,632 --> 00:12:55,414
- You really think so?
- Absolutely!
263
00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:59,196
They just love bouncing on
that big, old Santa belly.
264
00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:02,239
Well, I feel like that
last comment was unnecessary,
265
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,718
but I appreciate the support.
266
00:13:04,761 --> 00:13:07,718
Oh, and that used to be
a McSorley Sporting Goods.
267
00:13:07,761 --> 00:13:10,717
Funny story about McSorley's...
268
00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:12,080
Since it's
Christmas Eve tomorrow,
269
00:13:12,108 --> 00:13:13,978
and we don't have
any overnight guards,
270
00:13:14,021 --> 00:13:15,717
the jewelry company's
insisted on this
271
00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,978
state-of-the-art safe
for the Christmas Star,
272
00:13:18,021 --> 00:13:19,891
and I just don't get it.
273
00:13:19,934 --> 00:13:21,847
Yeah, well that's
'cause it's state-of-the-art.
274
00:13:21,891 --> 00:13:24,456
You have to sync it directly
to your system here.
275
00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:26,281
That's how you get
the combination,
276
00:13:26,325 --> 00:13:27,779
which changes, like,
every ten seconds.
277
00:13:27,803 --> 00:13:29,586
See, with these
types of systems,
278
00:13:29,630 --> 00:13:31,281
the security is so high that...
279
00:13:31,325 --> 00:13:33,281
There she is!
280
00:13:35,368 --> 00:13:38,716
I have been meaning to call you!
281
00:13:38,759 --> 00:13:41,193
Come here, you.
282
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:44,150
Nas, this is Don Partridge.
283
00:13:44,193 --> 00:13:46,672
He's really the one who helped
us get the Christmas Star.
284
00:13:46,716 --> 00:13:48,758
Oh, come on,
I just put in a good word
285
00:13:48,802 --> 00:13:50,213
with my uncle.
After all, it's his business.
286
00:13:50,237 --> 00:13:51,541
It's his decision.
287
00:13:51,584 --> 00:13:52,865
And I'm saying
thank you, so take it.
288
00:13:52,889 --> 00:13:54,976
Okay!
289
00:13:55,019 --> 00:13:56,517
Well, I did know the Children's
Hospital once helped his boy,
290
00:13:56,541 --> 00:13:58,671
so maybe I did lean
into the whole
291
00:13:58,715 --> 00:14:00,192
raising money
for the charity thing.
292
00:14:00,236 --> 00:14:02,715
Okay, and how do
you two know each other?
293
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:05,714
Uh...
anger management.
294
00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:07,627
I was gonna say
we took a course together,
295
00:14:07,670 --> 00:14:10,062
but y'all know about me.
296
00:14:10,105 --> 00:14:11,801
Yeah, I remember.
297
00:14:11,844 --> 00:14:13,212
- You got mad at some driver and...
- And things escalated.
298
00:14:13,236 --> 00:14:15,149
Boring story.
299
00:14:15,191 --> 00:14:17,211
Well, that story actually
ends with a busted side mirror,
300
00:14:17,235 --> 00:14:19,148
a restraining order,
and a suspended license
301
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:20,844
for a year and a half.
302
00:14:20,887 --> 00:14:23,278
And a mandatory class
where I discovered
303
00:14:23,322 --> 00:14:25,713
that my trigger is ding-dongs
304
00:14:25,756 --> 00:14:27,974
who use the passing lane
to take their sweet, old time.
305
00:14:28,017 --> 00:14:29,582
But it's all good!
306
00:14:29,626 --> 00:14:31,843
I found this job
that I could walk to,
307
00:14:31,887 --> 00:14:33,727
- so all that could be avoided.
- There you go.
308
00:14:33,756 --> 00:14:35,669
And what about you,
Mr. Partridge?
309
00:14:35,713 --> 00:14:37,408
What's that, anger management?
310
00:14:37,452 --> 00:14:41,016
Well, I'm not proud of it,
but I guess I got so mad
311
00:14:41,060 --> 00:14:43,712
waiting in line at the bank,
robbing it just seemed faster.
312
00:14:43,755 --> 00:14:45,668
- It wasn't.
- No, it wasn't.
313
00:14:45,712 --> 00:14:47,036
And give years later,
I was released,
314
00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,668
and as a condition of my parole
315
00:14:48,712 --> 00:14:53,016
I had to attend classes
with this lovely lady.
316
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,494
And now look at you:
317
00:14:54,538 --> 00:14:57,015
Marge in charge!
318
00:14:57,059 --> 00:14:59,451
I can't believe you own a mall.
319
00:14:59,494 --> 00:15:01,233
I'm just the manager, please.
320
00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:05,189
But I am helping my boss find
some investors who'd be willing
321
00:15:05,233 --> 00:15:07,320
to take this place
off of his hands.
322
00:15:07,363 --> 00:15:11,537
Then I'm gonna spin that
into an even better job.
323
00:15:11,580 --> 00:15:15,101
You got to make
your own opportunities.
324
00:15:15,145 --> 00:15:16,145
It's true.
325
00:15:16,188 --> 00:15:18,232
Nobody's giving you
what you want,
326
00:15:18,275 --> 00:15:20,450
you just gotta take it.
327
00:15:20,493 --> 00:15:22,623
That's not quite
what I'm saying.
328
00:15:22,666 --> 00:15:24,927
I-I think I'm
just gonna head back.
329
00:15:24,971 --> 00:15:26,405
The manual is just right here.
330
00:15:26,449 --> 00:15:28,014
You can take a look at that.
331
00:15:28,058 --> 00:15:29,058
Thanks, Nas.
332
00:15:29,101 --> 00:15:30,231
For your help.
333
00:15:30,274 --> 00:15:31,623
Nice to meet you, Nas.
334
00:15:34,926 --> 00:15:37,057
That guy is pretty hardcore.
335
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:39,187
Oh, yeah.
336
00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:41,076
You know, my uncle makes sure
all Himmel security are trained
337
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:43,535
by the Israeli Secret Service.
338
00:15:43,578 --> 00:15:44,970
- Ah!
- No joke!
339
00:15:45,013 --> 00:15:48,230
Yeah, nobody is stealing
anything on his watch.
340
00:15:48,273 --> 00:15:50,578
Let's maintain
a parameter, people.
341
00:15:50,622 --> 00:15:52,186
Hey, Mom, I'm gonna
have to ask you
342
00:15:52,230 --> 00:15:54,230
to keep your eye
on this one, okay?
343
00:15:54,273 --> 00:15:56,153
I just don't like the vibe
I'm getting from her.
344
00:15:56,186 --> 00:15:57,795
- Me?
- Yeah, you.
345
00:15:57,838 --> 00:15:59,404
I got an eye on you, buddy.
346
00:15:59,448 --> 00:16:01,143
Um... okay.
347
00:16:38,749 --> 00:16:41,358
What?
348
00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:52,835
Oh...
349
00:16:56,835 --> 00:16:59,661
Up all night, up all night...
350
00:16:59,705 --> 00:17:02,009
You postedthis?
351
00:17:02,053 --> 00:17:04,094
Thanks!
A lot.
352
00:17:04,139 --> 00:17:06,573
Ugh!
353
00:17:11,921 --> 00:17:13,791
Up all night,
up all night, up all night!
354
00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:15,226
There's an elf on the shelf...
355
00:17:15,269 --> 00:17:16,182
A hundred thousand views.
356
00:17:16,226 --> 00:17:18,051
Oh, is that good?
357
00:17:18,095 --> 00:17:22,094
My life is over!
358
00:17:22,138 --> 00:17:25,138
Kids.
Am I right?
359
00:17:25,181 --> 00:17:28,530
Hey, you know, maybe it's
time I get on the social medias.
360
00:17:28,573 --> 00:17:30,833
Could be a way to find
investors for my inventions.
361
00:18:01,658 --> 00:18:04,701
Some funny business
going on around here.
362
00:18:04,744 --> 00:18:07,005
Someone pretending to be
something he's not.
363
00:18:07,049 --> 00:18:09,570
You catch my drift?
364
00:18:09,614 --> 00:18:11,014
I don't believe
that guy in there is
365
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:14,831
who he says he is.
366
00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:16,372
You know,
if your parents never told you
367
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,178
the truth about Santa, I just...
368
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:22,265
don't think
I should be the one to.
369
00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:24,178
The name's Chilly.
Short for Chilly Willy.
370
00:18:24,222 --> 00:18:25,613
Coolio!
371
00:18:25,656 --> 00:18:26,961
No, no one calls me Coolio.
372
00:18:27,004 --> 00:18:29,613
Oh, I just... just
meant it's cool, you know?
373
00:18:29,656 --> 00:18:31,569
- Your name's cool.
- No, my name is Chilly.
374
00:18:31,613 --> 00:18:33,482
Right.
375
00:18:33,526 --> 00:18:35,308
Oh, and Chilly's
packing some heat!
376
00:18:35,352 --> 00:18:36,700
Yeah.
377
00:18:36,743 --> 00:18:37,916
- Yeah, you like that?
- Yeah.
378
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:39,439
That's a million
bucks right there,
379
00:18:39,482 --> 00:18:42,003
so anyone gets close to it,
they are gettin' iced!
380
00:18:42,047 --> 00:18:44,655
Wow.
381
00:18:44,699 --> 00:18:46,221
What about you?
You carry a piece?
382
00:18:46,264 --> 00:18:48,438
No, just two of these.
383
00:18:51,394 --> 00:18:52,916
Scissors beats paper.
384
00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:57,785
You got me this time, buddy!
385
00:18:57,828 --> 00:18:59,872
- No, it's Chilly.
- Yeah, Chilly, right.
386
00:18:59,915 --> 00:19:01,872
And, uh... I'm Randy.
387
00:19:01,915 --> 00:19:04,089
Randy.
Dandy Randy!
388
00:19:04,133 --> 00:19:07,872
It's a pleasure.
389
00:19:18,567 --> 00:19:21,306
Not a shortcut to
the food court.
390
00:19:21,350 --> 00:19:24,349
Should have read the sign.
391
00:19:24,392 --> 00:19:27,261
"Alarm sounds."
392
00:19:32,870 --> 00:19:35,826
At least we know
the security system works.
393
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:38,261
Well,
it was great to see you, Marge.
394
00:19:38,305 --> 00:19:39,522
I gotta bounce.
395
00:19:39,565 --> 00:19:42,174
Thanks again,
and happy holidays.
396
00:19:45,565 --> 00:19:47,043
- See you soon.
- Alright.
397
00:20:06,042 --> 00:20:07,869
Good news.
398
00:20:07,911 --> 00:20:10,608
I already lined up a buyer
for the Christmas Star.
399
00:20:10,651 --> 00:20:13,998
So, in 24 hours we'll be
escaping out the sewer tunnels.
400
00:20:14,042 --> 00:20:18,129
In 36, we'll be soaking up
some rays on an island,
401
00:20:18,172 --> 00:20:20,955
one million dollars richer.
402
00:20:20,998 --> 00:20:25,258
And anyone tries to
stop us, they get smoked!
403
00:20:25,302 --> 00:20:27,607
Like a holiday ham.
404
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,997
Oh, I love the holidays!
405
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,996
Oh...
406
00:20:46,257 --> 00:20:48,388
Okay, everybody
look over here, look over here!
407
00:20:48,432 --> 00:20:51,257
Three, two, one, woo!
408
00:20:51,301 --> 00:20:53,735
And Mom's gone gluten-free,
so seriously,
409
00:20:53,779 --> 00:20:55,431
you should
just skip our cookies.
410
00:20:55,474 --> 00:20:58,300
Okay!
411
00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:00,822
Alright.
Merry Christmas!
412
00:21:07,213 --> 00:21:10,039
Oh, something up, Rev?
413
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:15,039
Okay.
414
00:21:15,082 --> 00:21:18,299
Could you give me a second,
folks?
415
00:21:18,343 --> 00:21:20,386
Talk to me.
416
00:21:20,430 --> 00:21:24,473
Alright, but it
involves a painful confession.
417
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:27,255
Me and Vanessa,
we're trying to conceive.
418
00:21:27,299 --> 00:21:30,820
Oh, that... that's great!
419
00:21:30,864 --> 00:21:34,951
Oh.
Well you know, give it time.
420
00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:36,864
That's the problem.
421
00:21:36,907 --> 00:21:38,187
You know, we got
a negative test this morning
422
00:21:38,211 --> 00:21:40,690
and I almost cried for joy.
423
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:44,993
Oh...
424
00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:47,602
I'm scared, Jack.
425
00:21:47,645 --> 00:21:51,689
I mean, my dad was my hero.
426
00:21:51,732 --> 00:21:55,384
The best dad ever.
427
00:21:55,428 --> 00:21:58,558
How can I possibly
live up to that?
428
00:21:58,602 --> 00:22:01,688
So, I get to thinking
that maybe...
429
00:22:01,731 --> 00:22:03,905
maybe it's better I'm not a dad
430
00:22:03,949 --> 00:22:07,644
than spend the rest
of my life failing at it.
431
00:22:07,688 --> 00:22:10,688
Hey, Rev, I need
some guy/girl advice,
432
00:22:10,731 --> 00:22:13,688
and I don't know who to talk to,
and now she's mad at me,
433
00:22:13,731 --> 00:22:15,991
and I just...
434
00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:18,991
The kid comes, right?
435
00:22:19,035 --> 00:22:21,774
Wanting help and advice,
436
00:22:21,817 --> 00:22:23,904
wanting me to solve
all the problems.
437
00:22:23,948 --> 00:22:27,122
And I can't, I get blamed,
for everything.
438
00:22:27,165 --> 00:22:28,643
Maybe I don't want that.
439
00:22:28,687 --> 00:22:33,687
You know, maybe I just
want to say, "No, thanks."
440
00:22:33,730 --> 00:22:36,034
Oh, hey, Nas!
441
00:22:36,077 --> 00:22:38,556
You need something?
442
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:42,382
No, nothing at all.
443
00:22:42,426 --> 00:22:44,339
I used to have this
father figure thing going on
444
00:22:44,381 --> 00:22:47,903
with Nas, and he's just
taking off on me lately.
445
00:22:47,947 --> 00:22:50,381
No wonder why
I'm doubting myself.
446
00:22:52,773 --> 00:22:58,163
But you know,
if I could connect with him,
447
00:22:58,207 --> 00:23:00,989
maybe I'd feel like
I got what it takes.
448
00:23:04,641 --> 00:23:06,946
The
Peachfield Mall is now closed.
449
00:23:06,989 --> 00:23:09,424
Only one more day
before Christmas,
450
00:23:09,467 --> 00:23:13,162
so come on back tomorrow, and we
thank you for shopping with us.
451
00:23:13,206 --> 00:23:15,945
Alright, y'all.
Good work.
452
00:23:15,988 --> 00:23:21,075
And if anybody needs to hitch
a ride, sleigh leaves in 15.
453
00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:22,292
Need a hand there, Jack?
454
00:23:22,336 --> 00:23:24,597
No, all good.
455
00:23:31,248 --> 00:23:34,597
Maybe we'll raise
more money tomorrow.
456
00:23:37,987 --> 00:23:39,813
We had crowds all day,
457
00:23:39,857 --> 00:23:42,987
and still barely raised
any money for the charity.
458
00:23:43,031 --> 00:23:45,944
I don't even
know if I deserve the red suit.
459
00:23:45,987 --> 00:23:48,639
It's not you, hun.
460
00:23:48,683 --> 00:23:50,247
People want to give,
461
00:23:50,291 --> 00:23:52,769
it's just... I think
times are tough all around.
462
00:23:52,812 --> 00:23:55,422
Yeah, I know.
463
00:23:55,465 --> 00:23:58,117
I'm just missing you, V.
464
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:01,290
So, how is life on tour?
465
00:24:01,334 --> 00:24:03,421
Oh, tiring.
466
00:24:03,464 --> 00:24:07,682
Five shows,
four different churches.
467
00:24:07,725 --> 00:24:09,724
And I've been feeling
nauseous all night.
468
00:24:09,768 --> 00:24:11,159
Nauseous?
469
00:24:11,203 --> 00:24:13,421
There's this
seafood joint downstairs
470
00:24:13,464 --> 00:24:17,333
with a 'catch of the day'...
But they won't say what day.
471
00:24:17,376 --> 00:24:18,985
Comes up right
through the vents.
472
00:24:19,029 --> 00:24:23,071
Vanessa,
I've been thinking that maybe
473
00:24:23,115 --> 00:24:25,507
if we weren't actually meant...
474
00:24:28,115 --> 00:24:32,984
I mean, like...
475
00:24:33,028 --> 00:24:36,071
Maybe I just need to get up
and get some milk and cookies.
476
00:24:36,115 --> 00:24:38,419
I just need to get
more into character.
477
00:24:38,462 --> 00:24:40,004
This fundraiser's
really getting to you.
478
00:24:40,028 --> 00:24:42,157
You hang in there.
479
00:24:42,201 --> 00:24:44,809
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
480
00:24:44,853 --> 00:24:46,438
And if we weren't
meant to be parents, then...
481
00:24:46,462 --> 00:24:48,419
What was that?
482
00:24:48,462 --> 00:24:51,418
I said I love you, baby,
goodnight!
483
00:24:51,461 --> 00:24:53,635
This can't be happening!
484
00:24:57,896 --> 00:24:59,722
Can I preach it like I feel it?
485
00:24:59,766 --> 00:25:01,548
'Cause it's Christmas Eve,
486
00:25:01,592 --> 00:25:05,374
the dawn of that most remarkable
miracle we celebrate tomorrow.
487
00:25:05,418 --> 00:25:08,808
And it all happened
under the Star of Bethlehem,
488
00:25:08,852 --> 00:25:12,852
in a manger, with the animals.
489
00:25:12,895 --> 00:25:15,242
With Mary.
490
00:25:15,286 --> 00:25:18,025
And J-Joseph.
491
00:25:18,068 --> 00:25:19,417
Joseph was there.
492
00:25:19,460 --> 00:25:21,721
Yes, he was.
Yes, he was!
493
00:25:21,764 --> 00:25:24,025
Yes, he was.
494
00:25:24,068 --> 00:25:28,068
That... that Joseph.
495
00:25:28,112 --> 00:25:30,807
Now, let me tell you
something about Joseph, okay?
496
00:25:30,851 --> 00:25:34,503
Because he wasn't even gonna
be a dad and then he was told,
497
00:25:34,546 --> 00:25:37,503
"Father up, son,
and get it done."
498
00:25:37,546 --> 00:25:39,503
He was probably like,
499
00:25:39,546 --> 00:25:42,893
"Hey, what if I was
cool without kids?
500
00:25:42,937 --> 00:25:45,632
"Man, like what if I was
cool without that?"
501
00:25:45,676 --> 00:25:47,589
Right, like, "Maybe
my feelings matter, too."
502
00:25:47,632 --> 00:25:49,719
I don't know, I'm just sayin'.
503
00:25:49,763 --> 00:25:52,153
So...
504
00:25:52,197 --> 00:25:57,936
let's remember,
during these special times,
505
00:25:57,979 --> 00:26:03,153
that some guys just
aren't daddy material.
506
00:26:03,197 --> 00:26:04,936
No, and that's okay.
507
00:26:04,979 --> 00:26:09,066
Because if they
don't want to be,
508
00:26:09,110 --> 00:26:11,805
you've gotta respect that,
509
00:26:11,849 --> 00:26:15,283
'cause I bet that
is a lot of guys.
510
00:26:20,848 --> 00:26:22,543
So...
511
00:26:25,283 --> 00:26:27,717
Can I get an amen?
512
00:26:27,761 --> 00:26:29,674
- Amen!
- Amen.
513
00:26:29,717 --> 00:26:32,500
- Amen?
- Amen...
514
00:26:34,282 --> 00:26:35,934
I'd be worried
515
00:26:35,977 --> 00:26:38,108
if Santa wasn't stressed
on Christmas Eve.
516
00:26:38,151 --> 00:26:40,629
Mm-hm.
Yeah.
517
00:27:01,585 --> 00:27:03,411
Snuggle into Santa!
Everybody's happy!
518
00:27:03,454 --> 00:27:05,759
And three, two, one...
Yeah!
519
00:27:05,802 --> 00:27:07,889
Okay, that's great, kids.
520
00:27:07,933 --> 00:27:09,672
Thanks so much.
Step off to your left.
521
00:27:09,715 --> 00:27:11,062
Alright, Merry Christmas!
522
00:27:11,106 --> 00:27:13,236
Thank you.
Bye!
523
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:14,430
Here's an extra camera battery,
524
00:27:14,454 --> 00:27:15,647
but I noticed your phone
was almost dead.
525
00:27:15,671 --> 00:27:17,019
Thanks, Nas.
526
00:27:17,062 --> 00:27:18,671
I'm gonna go check
on the people in line.
527
00:27:18,714 --> 00:27:19,908
Wait, wait,
whoa, whoa, Nas, Nas!
528
00:27:19,932 --> 00:27:22,410
Hey...
529
00:27:22,453 --> 00:27:24,019
You good?
530
00:27:24,062 --> 00:27:25,540
I don't know.
531
00:27:25,584 --> 00:27:27,105
Pretty weird sermon
you gave earlier.
532
00:27:27,148 --> 00:27:28,584
- Are you good?
- Me?
533
00:27:28,627 --> 00:27:31,453
Pssht!
534
00:27:31,497 --> 00:27:32,626
Uh, yeah.
535
00:27:32,670 --> 00:27:35,061
Yeah.
Yeah, of course.
536
00:27:35,105 --> 00:27:36,452
Of course I'm good.
537
00:27:36,496 --> 00:27:39,235
Oh, hey, look, I was thinking
538
00:27:39,278 --> 00:27:42,147
that maybe we could
go for lunch today.
539
00:27:42,191 --> 00:27:44,278
Nah, I'm good, Rev.
540
00:27:44,322 --> 00:27:46,496
Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait.
541
00:27:46,539 --> 00:27:48,147
Are you sure?
542
00:27:48,191 --> 00:27:50,104
Because the vibe
I'm getting is...
543
00:27:50,147 --> 00:27:52,409
Look, I'm only doing
this charity drive with you
544
00:27:52,452 --> 00:27:54,322
as part of my
school community service.
545
00:27:54,365 --> 00:27:56,625
I'm showing up on time, Rev.
What else do you want?
546
00:27:56,669 --> 00:27:58,408
I just want to make
sure that you're feeling
547
00:27:58,451 --> 00:28:00,712
the Christmas family magic, huh?
548
00:28:05,756 --> 00:28:07,408
What?
549
00:28:07,451 --> 00:28:09,624
I heard you talking
with Jack earlier,
550
00:28:09,668 --> 00:28:12,103
so you don't have to pretend
like you want to help me, okay?
551
00:28:12,146 --> 00:28:13,798
My dad died when I was ten.
552
00:28:13,842 --> 00:28:16,537
I've had to be the man
of my house ever since.
553
00:28:16,581 --> 00:28:18,232
I'll be alright on my own.
554
00:28:18,276 --> 00:28:20,755
Wait, wait, wait,
you heard me talking to Jack?
555
00:28:20,798 --> 00:28:23,363
About me and Vanessa
556
00:28:23,407 --> 00:28:25,797
trying to have a baby?
557
00:28:25,841 --> 00:28:28,710
Oh, I get it now.
558
00:28:28,754 --> 00:28:31,034
You got your own kid on the way
so you don't need another one
559
00:28:31,058 --> 00:28:33,102
in your life giving you
even more problems.
560
00:28:33,145 --> 00:28:34,362
Got it, sorry.
561
00:28:34,406 --> 00:28:35,623
Never meant to do that to you.
562
00:28:35,667 --> 00:28:36,841
No, Nas.
Nas!
563
00:28:36,884 --> 00:28:38,144
Argh.
564
00:28:38,188 --> 00:28:40,667
This is a nightmare!
565
00:28:40,710 --> 00:28:42,231
Yeah, that
could have gone better.
566
00:28:42,275 --> 00:28:44,144
What?
No, my likes are way down.
567
00:28:44,188 --> 00:28:46,362
My views are pathetic.
568
00:28:46,406 --> 00:28:48,709
You know where Skipper is?
569
00:28:48,753 --> 00:28:50,362
My guess, just follow Nas.
570
00:28:50,405 --> 00:28:52,492
Right.
571
00:29:07,230 --> 00:29:08,100
Dandy Randy.
572
00:29:08,143 --> 00:29:09,795
Chilly Willy.
573
00:29:09,839 --> 00:29:13,186
May I ask what you think
you're doing?
574
00:29:13,229 --> 00:29:16,099
Well, yeah,
the problem with these old boxes
575
00:29:16,142 --> 00:29:18,881
is they can actually
disrupt the security upgrades
576
00:29:18,925 --> 00:29:22,404
we installed for the jewels,
so, yeah, these old wires,
577
00:29:22,447 --> 00:29:25,012
they'll just burn out
and start blowing sparks
578
00:29:25,055 --> 00:29:27,403
and everything everywhere,
so the safest thing you can do
579
00:29:27,446 --> 00:29:30,751
is just disconnect them totally.
580
00:29:30,794 --> 00:29:33,925
Give me those,
and step away from the box.
581
00:29:35,664 --> 00:29:37,596
Because you either
get 'em all or you don't bother.
582
00:29:37,620 --> 00:29:38,726
I mean, you've totally ignored
583
00:29:38,750 --> 00:29:39,943
this little yellow guy
right here.
584
00:29:39,967 --> 00:29:41,793
See?
585
00:29:41,837 --> 00:29:43,489
Toop!
586
00:29:43,532 --> 00:29:45,228
Hmm!
587
00:29:45,272 --> 00:29:46,445
You know, while you're at it,
588
00:29:46,489 --> 00:29:48,011
I saw another box
just like this one
589
00:29:48,054 --> 00:29:49,793
at the other end of the mall.
590
00:29:49,837 --> 00:29:51,717
That'd be the other
access door to the basement.
591
00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:52,900
- That's the one.
- I'm on it!
592
00:29:52,924 --> 00:29:55,184
You know,
593
00:29:55,227 --> 00:29:57,315
some day they're gonna
make a statue of you.
594
00:29:57,358 --> 00:29:59,966
Can it have hair?
595
00:30:00,010 --> 00:30:01,010
I'll talk to the designer.
596
00:30:01,053 --> 00:30:05,401
Thanks.
597
00:30:05,444 --> 00:30:07,792
Alright, this is gonna be easy.
598
00:30:07,836 --> 00:30:09,749
I got time for a sandwich!
599
00:30:17,748 --> 00:30:19,488
Hey, Jack!
600
00:30:19,530 --> 00:30:21,357
Have you seen
any investor-type people?
601
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,270
Bad suits, even worse hair?
602
00:30:23,313 --> 00:30:24,791
- Investors?
- Mm-hm.
603
00:30:24,835 --> 00:30:28,400
Funny you should ask,
I too am seeking some investors.
604
00:30:28,443 --> 00:30:30,071
I don't think
they're gonna be interested.
605
00:30:30,095 --> 00:30:31,791
Oh, they should be.
606
00:30:31,834 --> 00:30:34,138
Look, look, look, according
to the TV dramas I watch,
607
00:30:34,182 --> 00:30:36,573
crime is literally everywhere.
608
00:30:36,616 --> 00:30:38,616
Sadly, the mall offers
609
00:30:38,660 --> 00:30:40,834
the determined criminal
ample opportunity.
610
00:30:40,877 --> 00:30:43,268
That is,
until I came up with an idea
611
00:30:43,312 --> 00:30:44,921
to help shoppers fight back.
612
00:30:44,964 --> 00:30:46,790
The thing I came up with,
it's called the...
613
00:30:46,834 --> 00:30:48,442
They've gotta be
around here somewhere.
614
00:30:48,486 --> 00:30:49,852
- It's called the pockodile.
- The what now?
615
00:30:49,876 --> 00:30:51,876
The pockodile...
The pocket crocodile!
616
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:53,442
See...
617
00:30:53,486 --> 00:30:54,702
I think I see them over there.
618
00:30:54,746 --> 00:30:56,615
Okay, I'm just gonna... go.
619
00:30:56,659 --> 00:30:59,528
Okay, I'll tell you
more about it later.
620
00:31:05,789 --> 00:31:09,049
That is so stupid!
621
00:31:09,093 --> 00:31:12,528
And we...
622
00:31:12,572 --> 00:31:13,962
Hey.
623
00:31:14,006 --> 00:31:15,701
Hey.
624
00:31:15,745 --> 00:31:19,310
I can't have everyone
annoyed with me so...
625
00:31:19,353 --> 00:31:21,745
I'm sorry.
Okay?
626
00:31:21,788 --> 00:31:25,092
Posting that video was stupid.
627
00:31:25,135 --> 00:31:27,701
It's not that.
628
00:31:27,745 --> 00:31:29,484
My followers really
only watch my feed
629
00:31:29,527 --> 00:31:31,527
for my gymnastics videos.
630
00:31:31,570 --> 00:31:33,353
It's my dad.
631
00:31:33,397 --> 00:31:35,787
He's driving me crazy!
632
00:31:35,831 --> 00:31:39,178
Treating me like a total baby.
Trying to bond with me.
633
00:31:39,221 --> 00:31:43,047
I'm not a little girl anymore.
634
00:31:43,091 --> 00:31:46,830
No, you're not.
635
00:31:46,873 --> 00:31:49,004
We all grow up.
636
00:31:49,047 --> 00:31:50,917
I know.
637
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:53,656
I've been so busy lately
that I've barely even seen you.
638
00:31:53,699 --> 00:31:57,264
But... don't you see
how lucky you are?
639
00:31:57,308 --> 00:32:00,220
I mean, I've had to be
a grown-up for so long now
640
00:32:00,264 --> 00:32:02,153
that people just think
I don't need help anymore.
641
00:32:02,177 --> 00:32:05,351
Like, my mom has never
treated me like a kid.
642
00:32:05,395 --> 00:32:08,177
Yeah?
That sounds awesome.
643
00:32:08,220 --> 00:32:09,438
It's not.
644
00:32:09,482 --> 00:32:12,394
Really.
It's like...
645
00:32:12,437 --> 00:32:14,698
It's like, she never
took me ice skating.
646
00:32:14,742 --> 00:32:17,394
What would be the point?
It's easy!
647
00:32:17,437 --> 00:32:19,611
I can show you.
648
00:32:19,655 --> 00:32:22,307
What I'm saying is
even when I started gaming,
649
00:32:22,350 --> 00:32:23,958
it was just
so I could learn code
650
00:32:24,002 --> 00:32:25,654
so that maybe
I could find a job.
651
00:32:25,697 --> 00:32:28,263
Oh, no, he's not!
652
00:32:28,307 --> 00:32:30,610
He just can't let me be free!
This is insane!
653
00:32:36,175 --> 00:32:37,262
Whoops!
654
00:32:37,306 --> 00:32:41,393
That'll show him.
655
00:32:41,436 --> 00:32:43,356
Oh my God, sorry!
I'm so sorry... I just used you!
656
00:32:43,393 --> 00:32:44,827
That's bad.
That is so bad!
657
00:32:44,870 --> 00:32:46,609
It wasn't thatbad.
658
00:32:46,653 --> 00:32:48,740
- Wrong, maybe.
- It felt right to me.
659
00:32:48,783 --> 00:32:50,740
Because
I wasn't thinking of you,
660
00:32:50,783 --> 00:32:53,609
and I just kind of did it,
and I didn't ask, and I...
661
00:32:53,653 --> 00:32:55,566
- It's okay, it's cool.
- I am so embarrassed.
662
00:33:35,738 --> 00:33:39,041
And it'll be
smooth sailing out of here.
663
00:33:41,780 --> 00:33:43,432
Oh, you want to join me?
664
00:33:43,476 --> 00:33:44,824
No, sorry.
665
00:33:50,911 --> 00:33:53,953
Hey, Gabs.
What you got there?
666
00:33:53,997 --> 00:33:57,040
If you can believe it,
the last gift from my husband.
667
00:33:57,084 --> 00:33:58,605
Your husband?
I thought he...
668
00:33:58,649 --> 00:34:00,953
No, I lost my Charles years ago.
669
00:34:00,997 --> 00:34:04,475
It's why the season
can feel real lonely.
670
00:34:04,518 --> 00:34:07,736
Gonna be the fifth Christmas
without him,
671
00:34:07,778 --> 00:34:10,562
and the first one I feel
up to decorating again.
672
00:34:10,605 --> 00:34:14,300
Oh, I found this
in a box of ornaments.
673
00:34:14,344 --> 00:34:16,300
Oh, you have to open it!
674
00:34:16,344 --> 00:34:18,343
Not before
Christmas morning, honey!
675
00:34:18,388 --> 00:34:19,735
You gotta respect tradition.
676
00:34:21,257 --> 00:34:22,952
Can you tell me about him?
677
00:34:22,996 --> 00:34:25,690
He was just such a good man.
678
00:34:25,735 --> 00:34:28,343
Charles dreamed of
taking me to Paris.
679
00:34:28,387 --> 00:34:29,777
Can you imagine me in Paris?
680
00:34:32,038 --> 00:34:35,777
But I was just always
too scared to fly.
681
00:34:35,821 --> 00:34:38,342
You know, I'm amazed
some people aren't.
682
00:34:38,386 --> 00:34:41,038
Being afraid of flying
is natural!
683
00:34:41,082 --> 00:34:42,951
Unless maybe you're a bird.
684
00:34:42,995 --> 00:34:44,647
Then it would be unnatural,
685
00:34:44,690 --> 00:34:47,081
and natural would be throwing up
in your baby's mouth.
686
00:34:47,124 --> 00:34:48,950
Now...
Gabs!
687
00:34:48,993 --> 00:34:50,299
Hmm!
688
00:34:50,342 --> 00:34:52,907
But no matter how many times
the man said
689
00:34:52,950 --> 00:34:55,907
he would always protect me,
I was still too scared.
690
00:34:55,950 --> 00:34:57,863
And then...
691
00:34:57,907 --> 00:35:01,254
then it was too late.
692
00:35:01,298 --> 00:35:03,907
Fear is a cage
you can get trapped in,
693
00:35:03,950 --> 00:35:06,254
and love is the key.
694
00:35:06,298 --> 00:35:09,732
Maybe I waited too long
to use it.
695
00:35:09,775 --> 00:35:13,167
That's what scares me now.
696
00:35:13,210 --> 00:35:15,471
Now, I know you have some
feelings about your father.
697
00:35:15,514 --> 00:35:17,688
Ugh, don't ruin this.
698
00:35:17,732 --> 00:35:19,601
He's driving me crazy!
699
00:35:19,645 --> 00:35:21,427
He even made me
mess things up with Nas.
700
00:35:21,471 --> 00:35:23,166
Ah!
701
00:35:23,209 --> 00:35:26,035
Well, I know what'll
put you in a better mood:
702
00:35:26,079 --> 00:35:28,427
a piece of my famous
homemade toffee.
703
00:35:28,471 --> 00:35:31,079
Oh!
Alright.
704
00:35:37,861 --> 00:35:39,078
Mmm!
705
00:35:39,121 --> 00:35:41,339
Oh, it looks like
you have company.
706
00:35:41,383 --> 00:35:42,774
And I'm due back in the village.
707
00:35:43,904 --> 00:35:46,773
Mm!
708
00:35:46,817 --> 00:35:50,556
Hey, I've been
looking all over for you.
709
00:35:50,599 --> 00:35:53,599
I was thinking about something
you said earlier and...
710
00:35:53,643 --> 00:35:55,947
I don't know, this is probably
gonna sound really stupid,
711
00:35:55,991 --> 00:35:59,033
but... maybe you can
teach me to ice skate.
712
00:35:59,077 --> 00:36:02,990
Look, I know you don't want to
be a kid, but maybe I kinda do.
713
00:36:03,033 --> 00:36:06,685
Maybe we can meet
in the middle somewhere.
714
00:36:06,729 --> 00:36:08,338
Sorry, is this making
you uncomfortable?
715
00:36:08,382 --> 00:36:11,033
Mm-mm.
Uh, is that a no?
716
00:36:11,077 --> 00:36:12,207
Mm... Mm-mm.
717
00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:14,033
Okay, so a yes or no?
718
00:36:14,077 --> 00:36:16,555
Mm-hm.
Mm!
719
00:36:16,598 --> 00:36:17,792
No, I'm making
you uncomfortable,
720
00:36:17,816 --> 00:36:19,008
or no to meeting in the middle?
721
00:36:19,032 --> 00:36:21,511
Mm!
Mm-hm!
722
00:36:23,858 --> 00:36:27,902
You know what?
Just forget I even came by.
723
00:36:27,945 --> 00:36:30,771
- Just...
- Mm-mm...
724
00:36:33,728 --> 00:36:36,293
Argh!
725
00:36:38,814 --> 00:36:41,640
The
Peachfield Mall is now closed.
726
00:36:41,683 --> 00:36:44,423
And we thank you so much
for shopping with us.
727
00:36:44,466 --> 00:36:46,944
We wish you
a very merry Christmas.
728
00:37:00,595 --> 00:37:04,726
Let me show you
fellas the old boiler.
729
00:37:07,465 --> 00:37:11,726
Those estimated repair funds
include replacing this bad boy.
730
00:37:11,769 --> 00:37:14,160
Still heats
a building of this size,
731
00:37:14,203 --> 00:37:18,073
but to be honest, I don't think
it's up to code anymore.
732
00:37:18,116 --> 00:37:20,942
And definitely don't
smoke a cigarette
733
00:37:20,986 --> 00:37:23,594
anywhere near this or...
734
00:37:23,638 --> 00:37:24,899
you could get lung cancer.
735
00:37:27,899 --> 00:37:30,681
But once it's replaced,
736
00:37:30,725 --> 00:37:36,028
a new gas boiler could
last you, oh, 50 years?
737
00:37:36,072 --> 00:37:39,377
Anyway, let's
go back downstairs.
738
00:37:42,767 --> 00:37:46,985
O Tanen-bomb...
739
00:37:47,028 --> 00:37:50,680
O Tanen-bomb!
740
00:37:56,549 --> 00:37:58,245
I can hear you.
Can you not hear me?
741
00:37:58,289 --> 00:38:00,289
I said "liquid nitrogen"!
742
00:38:00,331 --> 00:38:03,766
Liquid, not big squids.
743
00:38:03,810 --> 00:38:05,810
Although,
can you get big squids?
744
00:38:05,853 --> 00:38:07,288
Actually, you know what,
never mind.
745
00:38:07,331 --> 00:38:10,636
What I need is liquid... ugh!
746
00:38:10,679 --> 00:38:13,026
Hello?
747
00:38:13,070 --> 00:38:14,375
Do you get decent reception?
748
00:38:14,418 --> 00:38:16,157
Not me.
749
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:18,244
Wife calls it "janky."
750
00:38:18,288 --> 00:38:20,287
That's why I call
her from the roof.
751
00:38:20,330 --> 00:38:21,722
That's a good idea.
752
00:38:21,765 --> 00:38:23,809
Whoa, whoa, wait.
For next time, Jack,
753
00:38:23,852 --> 00:38:26,287
the Yuletide Express
has just pulled in.
754
00:38:26,330 --> 00:38:27,982
That's a fog blaster!
755
00:38:28,025 --> 00:38:30,895
Oh, wow!
756
00:38:30,938 --> 00:38:32,504
Ah, son of a Grinch!
757
00:38:32,548 --> 00:38:34,025
Woo!
758
00:38:34,069 --> 00:38:35,721
Needs some recalibration!
759
00:38:35,764 --> 00:38:38,286
- Is that safe?
- What?
760
00:38:38,329 --> 00:38:40,938
I was gonna
stick to sleigh bells!
761
00:38:40,982 --> 00:38:42,895
Steak?
762
00:38:42,938 --> 00:38:44,547
Yeah!
763
00:38:52,111 --> 00:38:55,286
I just need to
see it get locked away.
764
00:38:55,328 --> 00:38:57,633
- Ready?
- Let's see.
765
00:38:57,676 --> 00:38:59,633
But remember,
once we get the code,
766
00:38:59,676 --> 00:39:01,676
- it's only good for ten seconds.
- Mm.
767
00:39:04,676 --> 00:39:07,154
C-9-8-0-9-8.
768
00:39:20,458 --> 00:39:22,022
There!
769
00:39:22,066 --> 00:39:24,240
It'll be here waiting
for your boss on the 26th.
770
00:39:24,284 --> 00:39:27,196
Okay, and you probably
won't see me again
771
00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:30,022
because I'm leaving the mall.
772
00:39:30,066 --> 00:39:31,674
Now.
773
00:39:31,718 --> 00:39:33,283
Merry Christmas, Chilly.
774
00:39:33,326 --> 00:39:37,631
Yes, Merry Christmas to all.
775
00:39:37,674 --> 00:39:39,370
One for the road, honey?
776
00:39:39,413 --> 00:39:41,631
- No, thanks.
- Okay.
777
00:39:43,195 --> 00:39:45,673
Did that just break the floor?
778
00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:48,891
No,
that crack was already there.
779
00:39:48,934 --> 00:39:51,369
You know, Gabs,
I just thought of a great idea
780
00:39:51,412 --> 00:39:53,065
we could give each other
for Christmas.
781
00:39:53,108 --> 00:39:55,238
Oh!
I love this idea already!
782
00:39:55,282 --> 00:39:57,064
What are you thinking, hun?
783
00:39:57,107 --> 00:39:58,456
Wouldn't it be so much fun
784
00:39:58,499 --> 00:39:59,693
if we took
a baking class together?
785
00:39:59,717 --> 00:40:01,151
And waste your money?
786
00:40:01,194 --> 00:40:03,846
Why, I can teach you
everything myself.
787
00:40:06,151 --> 00:40:09,542
Oh, you look sadder
than a tree after Christmas.
788
00:40:09,585 --> 00:40:10,953
Well, I feel like
I've been kicked to the curb.
789
00:40:10,977 --> 00:40:12,977
Oh...
790
00:40:13,020 --> 00:40:14,980
Didn't even make half
the money we made last year.
791
00:40:15,019 --> 00:40:17,019
Well, we raised money
for an important charity.
792
00:40:17,063 --> 00:40:19,150
Be proud no matter what.
793
00:40:19,193 --> 00:40:22,498
Yeah, now I can go to
the hospital and tell the kids,
794
00:40:22,542 --> 00:40:25,106
"Oh, no, no, no, that's
not coal in your stocking,
795
00:40:25,150 --> 00:40:28,280
"that's just the black eyes
of a snowman,
796
00:40:28,323 --> 00:40:31,280
"staring up at your sad faces
while its body melts
797
00:40:31,323 --> 00:40:33,280
"into a puddle of your tears.
798
00:40:33,323 --> 00:40:34,845
"Happy holiday!"
799
00:40:37,541 --> 00:40:40,454
I gotta take this.
800
00:40:40,497 --> 00:40:42,454
Hi, baby.
801
00:40:42,496 --> 00:40:45,453
Everything okay?
You sound upset.
802
00:40:45,496 --> 00:40:47,888
No, I... ay... at...
803
00:40:47,931 --> 00:40:50,104
Hello?
804
00:40:50,148 --> 00:40:51,366
Everything is fine!
805
00:40:52,801 --> 00:40:55,061
Look, I'll call you back.
806
00:40:56,843 --> 00:40:58,669
Heading to the roof.
Just sit tight.
807
00:40:58,713 --> 00:41:01,279
Mm-hm.
808
00:41:01,322 --> 00:41:05,408
Okay, y'all are as worried
about that man as I am, right?
809
00:41:05,452 --> 00:41:09,669
I mean, what is wrong with him?
810
00:41:09,713 --> 00:41:11,234
Thank you for your service.
811
00:41:11,278 --> 00:41:12,756
It was an honour
to work with you,
812
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:15,016
one I will not soon forget.
813
00:41:15,060 --> 00:41:18,495
Yeah.
814
00:41:18,538 --> 00:41:21,755
Oh, that means
a lot coming from you.
815
00:41:21,799 --> 00:41:23,277
Please look back,
please look back,
816
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:25,277
please look back,
please look back.
817
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:27,538
Ready
to activate the alarm system
818
00:41:27,581 --> 00:41:30,277
and shut this place
down for the holidays!
819
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:34,146
Radio in when you
have the all-clear.
820
00:41:39,059 --> 00:41:41,580
A church group...
821
00:41:41,624 --> 00:41:45,537
or the perfect cover
for a crime syndicate?
822
00:41:45,580 --> 00:41:48,884
10-4.
I might be on to something.
823
00:41:48,927 --> 00:41:51,537
And as much
as I love our choir robes,
824
00:41:51,580 --> 00:41:54,710
I really just can't wait to be
back at home with you in my PJs.
825
00:41:54,753 --> 00:41:56,492
Ugh,
I need out of this thing, too.
826
00:41:56,536 --> 00:41:58,666
I feel like a lost Claus.
827
00:41:58,710 --> 00:42:00,145
Hush!
828
00:42:00,188 --> 00:42:01,512
You've done so much
for that Children's Hospital.
829
00:42:01,536 --> 00:42:03,144
It doesn't feel like enough.
830
00:42:03,187 --> 00:42:07,057
When you let a child down,
you let the whole world down.
831
00:42:07,100 --> 00:42:08,926
Can I preach it like I feel it?
832
00:42:08,970 --> 00:42:10,425
Oh, lord,
I've never heard those words
833
00:42:10,449 --> 00:42:12,318
sound so small.
834
00:42:12,362 --> 00:42:14,231
What is going on,
Benjamin Wright?
835
00:42:14,275 --> 00:42:16,361
Something else on your mind?
836
00:42:16,404 --> 00:42:19,970
Oof, I'm still feeling
a little funny.
837
00:42:20,013 --> 00:42:23,361
I think this time it might
actually be my lunch.
838
00:42:23,404 --> 00:42:25,578
Two pints of red velvet
cheesecake ice cream.
839
00:42:25,622 --> 00:42:26,709
What?!
840
00:42:26,752 --> 00:42:29,056
I ain't apologizing!
841
00:42:29,099 --> 00:42:31,708
I ain't never craved
anything like that before!
842
00:42:31,751 --> 00:42:35,186
Nausea, cravings...
Wait, you don't think...
843
00:42:35,230 --> 00:42:38,229
What?
You mean...
844
00:42:38,273 --> 00:42:40,577
I suppose it's worth
checking again.
845
00:42:40,621 --> 00:42:42,987
I mean, they say that sometimes
a day or two makes a difference.
846
00:42:43,011 --> 00:42:45,229
No, not now!
847
00:42:45,273 --> 00:42:47,663
Honey, you okay?
848
00:42:47,707 --> 00:42:49,466
Are you feeling pressured
about the baby thing?
849
00:42:49,490 --> 00:42:52,489
Oh, well, I mean, yes...
850
00:42:52,533 --> 00:42:55,576
Maybe adding a little, just
a little stress to my life.
851
00:42:55,620 --> 00:42:57,055
Don't let it.
852
00:42:57,098 --> 00:42:58,663
If it doesn't happen, it's okay.
853
00:42:58,707 --> 00:43:01,184
- It is?
- Sure.
854
00:43:01,228 --> 00:43:04,533
If it doesn't happen this month,
then hopefully the next one.
855
00:43:04,576 --> 00:43:07,880
Oh, uh, I thought that...
856
00:43:10,141 --> 00:43:15,662
You do want to be
a father, don't you?
857
00:43:15,706 --> 00:43:19,793
Benjamin, there's no reason
to be scared.
858
00:43:19,836 --> 00:43:22,748
I've seen your work with
the neighbourhood children.
859
00:43:22,792 --> 00:43:24,532
Have you talked to Nas lately?
860
00:43:24,575 --> 00:43:27,009
Because I don't think
I've got what it takes.
861
00:43:27,053 --> 00:43:28,314
Forget it.
862
00:43:28,358 --> 00:43:30,183
You've got a long night
ahead of you.
863
00:43:30,227 --> 00:43:31,792
Just call me later, okay?
864
00:43:31,835 --> 00:43:33,661
I will.
865
00:43:33,705 --> 00:43:36,008
I can't wait to
see you tomorrow,
866
00:43:36,052 --> 00:43:38,574
and unwrap my favourite gift.
867
00:43:38,618 --> 00:43:41,487
Meow!
868
00:43:41,531 --> 00:43:44,617
Rrreow!
869
00:43:44,660 --> 00:43:45,878
Really?
870
00:43:45,921 --> 00:43:48,270
Augh!
What are y'all doing here?
871
00:43:48,313 --> 00:43:50,052
We were worried sick about you!
872
00:43:50,095 --> 00:43:52,878
And we're just
looking for a ride.
873
00:43:52,921 --> 00:43:54,704
Well,
I guess I have been nervous
874
00:43:54,747 --> 00:43:56,707
about things lately,
but there's no time for that.
875
00:43:56,747 --> 00:43:59,746
We know what we
gotta do downstairs.
876
00:43:59,790 --> 00:44:02,659
So come on, clock's ticking,
and we gotta fly.
877
00:44:02,703 --> 00:44:04,312
We gotta clean up
before it's too late.
878
00:44:04,356 --> 00:44:05,356
Randy, what's going on?
879
00:44:07,877 --> 00:44:09,485
Shh!
I'm on a stakeout.
880
00:44:09,529 --> 00:44:11,180
Don't you shush me!
881
00:44:11,224 --> 00:44:14,137
I am...
882
00:44:18,398 --> 00:44:21,050
Hey, man.
883
00:44:21,093 --> 00:44:22,745
What's up?
884
00:44:22,789 --> 00:44:26,224
Oh, just me hearing
about your plans to clean up
885
00:44:26,267 --> 00:44:29,615
before it's too late because,
you know, the clock's ticking.
886
00:44:29,658 --> 00:44:32,092
Exactly, and I'd rather
the missus not see the house
887
00:44:32,136 --> 00:44:33,484
in its current state.
888
00:44:33,528 --> 00:44:36,701
Exactly, which sounds
to me like more code...
889
00:44:36,744 --> 00:44:40,614
for a jewelry heist.
890
00:44:40,657 --> 00:44:42,831
I think the altitude up here
891
00:44:42,875 --> 00:44:46,005
is having an adverse effect
on your cognitive skills.
892
00:44:46,049 --> 00:44:47,701
Let's head down
893
00:44:47,744 --> 00:44:49,614
and get the crazy
back to manageable.
894
00:44:49,657 --> 00:44:51,048
Sounds good.
895
00:44:51,091 --> 00:44:53,222
Why, after you, Mr. Claus.
896
00:44:53,266 --> 00:44:56,570
Or should I say Mr. Kringle?
897
00:44:56,613 --> 00:45:00,048
Must be hard keeping track
of all those aliases.
898
00:45:00,091 --> 00:45:02,830
Randy, what's my name?
899
00:45:02,874 --> 00:45:07,308
Reverend... Santa?
900
00:45:07,352 --> 00:45:09,743
- Let's go.
- Is it not?
901
00:45:09,787 --> 00:45:13,569
It's not
"Reverend Santa," Randy.
902
00:45:13,613 --> 00:45:17,612
I like the mall
after close, empty like this.
903
00:45:17,655 --> 00:45:19,568
Hey, everything okay with you?
904
00:45:19,612 --> 00:45:22,394
Rev keeps asking me
the same thing.
905
00:45:22,438 --> 00:45:24,176
I guess it's just
always been kind of tough
906
00:45:24,220 --> 00:45:25,742
seeing kids being kids.
907
00:45:25,786 --> 00:45:29,307
You know, holiday cheer
and things I missed out on.
908
00:45:29,351 --> 00:45:31,133
It's never too late,
909
00:45:31,176 --> 00:45:34,002
especially when you have people
you want to share it with.
910
00:45:34,046 --> 00:45:35,611
Yeah, well, that's the thing.
911
00:45:35,654 --> 00:45:38,959
I do, but I think
I messed it up already.
912
00:45:39,002 --> 00:45:40,219
You just gotta think,
913
00:45:40,263 --> 00:45:43,002
"What can I do
better next time?"
914
00:45:43,046 --> 00:45:44,958
Hey, Marge!
915
00:45:45,001 --> 00:45:46,001
Hey!
916
00:45:46,045 --> 00:45:47,871
What's all this?
917
00:45:47,914 --> 00:45:50,784
Oh, nothing.
Just left something behind.
918
00:45:50,827 --> 00:45:51,914
Yeah?
919
00:45:51,958 --> 00:45:53,306
What's that?
920
00:45:53,350 --> 00:45:55,566
The Christmas Star.
921
00:46:05,957 --> 00:46:07,826
Looks like someone
has a little bit too much
922
00:46:07,870 --> 00:46:08,696
egg in their noggin.
923
00:46:08,739 --> 00:46:10,349
I have ears.
924
00:46:10,392 --> 00:46:12,174
Not another word
until you're out.
925
00:46:12,218 --> 00:46:14,522
Just relax, man, okay?
926
00:46:14,565 --> 00:46:16,913
It's hard to
"relax, man," when you've
927
00:46:16,957 --> 00:46:20,957
stopped a major crime
and the world will never know.
928
00:46:26,912 --> 00:46:29,738
Bruce Wayne, I feel you, buddy.
929
00:46:41,651 --> 00:46:43,477
Uh, Randy?
930
00:46:44,781 --> 00:46:46,737
Security locks activate
on all the doors
931
00:46:46,781 --> 00:46:48,172
when we shut down the power.
932
00:46:48,216 --> 00:46:49,911
It's totally normal.
Although...
933
00:46:49,955 --> 00:46:54,607
Not while you're still in here.
934
00:46:56,998 --> 00:46:58,476
Yeah, Randy here in C Wing,
935
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:01,910
trying to bounce Santa.
936
00:47:01,954 --> 00:47:04,084
What's going on?
937
00:47:06,823 --> 00:47:09,954
Can you un-lockdown for a sec?
938
00:47:11,301 --> 00:47:13,954
This normal, too?
939
00:47:19,127 --> 00:47:21,909
Chilly Willy?
940
00:47:21,953 --> 00:47:23,909
Dandy Randy.
941
00:47:23,953 --> 00:47:27,345
His nickname for me.
942
00:47:38,865 --> 00:47:41,082
Same reason I came back.
943
00:47:41,126 --> 00:47:42,039
- For real?
- Same reason.
944
00:47:42,082 --> 00:47:43,908
Wow.
945
00:47:43,952 --> 00:47:45,691
Chilly here is a pro,
946
00:47:45,734 --> 00:47:47,865
and he also thought
you might be up to something.
947
00:47:47,908 --> 00:47:51,212
- You know, great minds, etc.
- That's great.
948
00:47:51,256 --> 00:47:53,907
Can we please go home now?
949
00:47:53,951 --> 00:47:55,710
I'm gonna need you guys
to give me your cell phones.
950
00:47:55,734 --> 00:47:57,864
Phones?
Wait, okay, look,
951
00:47:57,907 --> 00:47:59,947
all we gotta do is just
grab our stuff and go home...
952
00:48:01,168 --> 00:48:02,777
Gimme the walkie.
Go get their phones.
953
00:48:02,820 --> 00:48:04,516
Right, right.
Phones!
954
00:48:04,559 --> 00:48:06,516
For security purposes.
955
00:48:06,559 --> 00:48:08,342
Mine's in my jacket
in Santa's Village.
956
00:48:08,385 --> 00:48:10,167
We were just heading over there.
957
00:48:10,211 --> 00:48:11,516
Look, there's no need
958
00:48:11,559 --> 00:48:12,516
to get your tinsel
in a tangle, alright?
959
00:48:12,559 --> 00:48:13,863
There's no need for the gun.
960
00:48:13,906 --> 00:48:16,776
Well, we, uh...
we got a tip.
961
00:48:16,819 --> 00:48:19,993
Yeah, yeah, an anonymous tip
about a possible theft,
962
00:48:20,037 --> 00:48:21,645
so we just gotta play it safe.
963
00:48:21,689 --> 00:48:23,056
But if you guys want to
follow me to the office,
964
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:24,297
we can sort this all out.
965
00:48:24,341 --> 00:48:27,645
Or we can talk right here.
966
00:48:27,689 --> 00:48:29,254
I seriously need you to zip it.
967
00:48:29,297 --> 00:48:31,079
Okay.
968
00:48:31,123 --> 00:48:33,689
It's nice to be
seriously needed.
969
00:48:33,731 --> 00:48:35,818
Follow me.
970
00:48:35,862 --> 00:48:38,949
Partridge, I'm bringing you
four more chestnuts to roast.
971
00:48:38,992 --> 00:48:40,166
Copy that.
972
00:48:40,210 --> 00:48:42,992
Four more yule logs to chop.
973
00:48:43,036 --> 00:48:44,644
Four new candies to cane.
974
00:48:44,688 --> 00:48:46,340
- Roger.
- No, it's me, Chilly.
975
00:48:46,383 --> 00:48:47,775
I'm bringing you
four more people.
976
00:48:47,818 --> 00:48:49,948
We gotta make this...
977
00:48:49,991 --> 00:48:51,644
Man has to have some respect!
978
00:48:51,688 --> 00:48:52,644
Run!
979
00:48:52,688 --> 00:48:53,730
Ooh!
980
00:48:53,774 --> 00:48:56,817
Chilly!
981
00:48:56,861 --> 00:48:59,078
Don't just stand there!
982
00:49:08,860 --> 00:49:11,600
Hello?
983
00:49:11,643 --> 00:49:14,382
Hello-o-o...
984
00:49:14,426 --> 00:49:17,077
Nice echo.
985
00:49:17,121 --> 00:49:19,903
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la...
986
00:49:19,947 --> 00:49:23,033
Laaa!
987
00:49:30,207 --> 00:49:32,338
Okay...
So now what?
988
00:49:36,511 --> 00:49:39,162
Hey, hey!
Where's Chilly?
989
00:49:39,206 --> 00:49:41,033
We were ambushed.
990
00:49:41,075 --> 00:49:42,728
I barely got away and...
991
00:49:42,772 --> 00:49:44,858
What the...?
992
00:49:44,901 --> 00:49:48,511
I, uh...
993
00:49:48,554 --> 00:49:50,119
knew it!
994
00:49:50,162 --> 00:49:52,119
I knew it!
995
00:49:52,162 --> 00:49:53,858
It was all of them!
996
00:49:53,901 --> 00:49:56,553
The whole Christmas crew,
and I saw right through it.
997
00:49:56,597 --> 00:50:00,292
And her, I guess these days even
a woman can be the inside man.
998
00:50:00,336 --> 00:50:01,684
Welcome to the new world order.
999
00:50:01,727 --> 00:50:03,640
Solid work.
1000
00:50:03,684 --> 00:50:06,900
Randy, mall security,
and I do appreciate the assist.
1001
00:50:06,944 --> 00:50:09,379
So, what's our plan?
1002
00:50:09,423 --> 00:50:11,422
Nice to meet you, Randy.
1003
00:50:11,465 --> 00:50:12,726
Okay!
1004
00:50:12,770 --> 00:50:15,378
Well, first,
we remove the jewels,
1005
00:50:15,422 --> 00:50:17,726
relocate them
to a secure location.
1006
00:50:17,770 --> 00:50:19,726
- Makes total sense.
- No it doesn't!
1007
00:50:19,770 --> 00:50:22,378
Can't you see
he's the real thief?
1008
00:50:22,422 --> 00:50:23,683
Good luck trying to fill my head
1009
00:50:23,725 --> 00:50:24,919
with your conspiracy theories.
1010
00:50:24,943 --> 00:50:26,465
Nothing gets in here.
1011
00:50:26,509 --> 00:50:29,638
Yeah, we know.
Randy, call the cops.
1012
00:50:29,682 --> 00:50:31,769
Let's figure it out with them.
1013
00:50:31,812 --> 00:50:34,986
Oh,
I bet you'd love that, but...
1014
00:50:35,030 --> 00:50:37,159
we shouldn't do that?
1015
00:50:37,203 --> 00:50:39,072
What, and let them be heroes?
1016
00:50:39,116 --> 00:50:40,855
No!
1017
00:50:40,898 --> 00:50:43,508
No, we find the bad people,
we lock them up here first,
1018
00:50:43,551 --> 00:50:46,029
then we call the cops.
Hey...
1019
00:50:46,072 --> 00:50:48,594
Isn't it our time to shine?
1020
00:50:48,637 --> 00:50:50,376
I do believe it is, my good man.
1021
00:50:50,420 --> 00:50:52,724
What, seriously?
You believe that?
1022
00:50:52,768 --> 00:50:54,648
Now, you were probably
in on the last heist too,
1023
00:50:54,681 --> 00:50:57,289
weren't you?
Once a thief, always a thief.
1024
00:50:57,333 --> 00:50:59,637
Okay, Randy, go help
Chilly round up the others.
1025
00:50:59,681 --> 00:51:01,594
As long as they're free,
the Christmas Star
1026
00:51:01,637 --> 00:51:03,158
will never be safe.
1027
00:51:03,202 --> 00:51:05,115
It issafe!
1028
00:51:05,158 --> 00:51:08,158
It's literally in the safe!
1029
00:51:08,202 --> 00:51:09,680
It's literally in a safe.
1030
00:51:09,723 --> 00:51:11,984
Yeah, that youhave the code to!
1031
00:51:12,028 --> 00:51:15,245
So really, it couldn't be
in any more danger, could it?
1032
00:51:15,288 --> 00:51:16,940
Ooh, he's got you there.
1033
00:51:16,983 --> 00:51:18,809
You...
1034
00:51:18,853 --> 00:51:20,635
That Randy's
a special kind of special,
1035
00:51:20,679 --> 00:51:22,288
isn't he?
I like him.
1036
00:51:28,722 --> 00:51:30,655
I really didn't leave
my cell phone in the village.
1037
00:51:30,679 --> 00:51:32,200
Good!
I can probably get there if...
1038
00:51:32,244 --> 00:51:34,679
No, no, no, you stay here.
1039
00:51:34,722 --> 00:51:35,871
It's too dangerous.
I'm not letting you go.
1040
00:51:35,895 --> 00:51:36,982
I am not gonna lose you.
1041
00:51:37,026 --> 00:51:38,808
But I can do it.
1042
00:51:38,852 --> 00:51:41,504
Not letting me go is only
gonna backfire when I run,
1043
00:51:41,547 --> 00:51:43,808
'cause I run faster than you.
1044
00:51:43,852 --> 00:51:45,721
Okay, okay, okay!
We'll both go.
1045
00:51:45,765 --> 00:51:47,721
Uh... and bothget caught?
1046
00:51:47,765 --> 00:51:50,765
Dad, I love you, but we're
only gonna lose each other
1047
00:51:50,808 --> 00:51:53,286
if you don't let go of me.
1048
00:51:55,417 --> 00:51:58,025
Whoa...
1049
00:51:59,417 --> 00:52:01,199
Come on, come on!
Go, go, go, go!
1050
00:52:08,590 --> 00:52:11,024
Oh...
What'd she hit me with?
1051
00:52:11,067 --> 00:52:13,893
A bag of doorknobs or something?
1052
00:52:13,937 --> 00:52:17,459
Ugh...
1053
00:52:19,676 --> 00:52:21,458
Eeny, meeny, miney, moe...
1054
00:52:24,676 --> 00:52:27,763
Great, now he's gonna
get to my phone first.
1055
00:52:27,806 --> 00:52:30,892
Nope.
1056
00:52:30,936 --> 00:52:33,415
Follow me.
1057
00:52:33,458 --> 00:52:36,066
And keep up!
1058
00:52:43,544 --> 00:52:45,327
Oh...
1059
00:52:45,370 --> 00:52:47,109
If we can get
to the front doors,
1060
00:52:47,152 --> 00:52:49,631
we can try and signal for help,
use these things as covers.
1061
00:52:49,675 --> 00:52:52,501
Come on!
1062
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:12,195
Gabs, come on!
1063
00:53:18,325 --> 00:53:21,629
Psst!
1064
00:53:24,542 --> 00:53:27,412
Hello?
1065
00:53:27,455 --> 00:53:33,281
Anyone here?
1066
00:53:33,325 --> 00:53:35,367
We're securing
the Christmas Star,
1067
00:53:35,411 --> 00:53:39,846
so the smartest thing you can do
right now is just surrender.
1068
00:53:39,889 --> 00:53:42,715
Who's there?
1069
00:53:49,324 --> 00:53:54,497
Come out, come out,
wherever you are!
1070
00:53:54,540 --> 00:53:57,932
Well, looky looky looky!
1071
00:53:57,975 --> 00:54:00,627
Hello there!
1072
00:54:00,671 --> 00:54:02,757
Huh.
1073
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:05,453
Let me guess, I open you,
1074
00:54:05,497 --> 00:54:07,931
and a tarantula
jumps onto my face.
1075
00:54:07,974 --> 00:54:10,800
I'm not falling
for any dumb traps, people!
1076
00:54:10,844 --> 00:54:15,365
Remember who
you're dealing with.
1077
00:54:24,060 --> 00:54:25,235
Come on, Partridge.
1078
00:54:25,278 --> 00:54:27,017
I thought this life
was behind you.
1079
00:54:27,060 --> 00:54:28,799
Well, it will be.
1080
00:54:28,843 --> 00:54:31,017
So far behind I won't even
be able to catch a glimpse
1081
00:54:31,060 --> 00:54:33,538
past the palm trees
and pina coladas.
1082
00:54:33,582 --> 00:54:35,819
You know, it's a shame, though,
because it's gonna look like
1083
00:54:35,843 --> 00:54:38,408
the temptation was just
too great for you,
1084
00:54:38,451 --> 00:54:40,035
that you stole the jewels
and then you vanished
1085
00:54:40,059 --> 00:54:40,711
with your friends.
1086
00:54:40,755 --> 00:54:41,885
Vanished?
1087
00:54:41,929 --> 00:54:43,537
Vanished.
1088
00:54:43,581 --> 00:54:46,624
But first,
it's time to open my present.
1089
00:54:48,798 --> 00:54:50,450
Can't do that.
1090
00:54:50,494 --> 00:54:52,016
Go on, tell him, Nas.
1091
00:54:53,450 --> 00:54:55,363
The safe is wired into
a uniquely coded system
1092
00:54:55,407 --> 00:54:57,841
that supplies a combination.
1093
00:54:57,884 --> 00:55:00,058
With the power shut off,
network's down,
1094
00:55:00,102 --> 00:55:02,536
and I can't get the new combo.
1095
00:55:02,580 --> 00:55:05,841
So how do we get
the power back on?
1096
00:55:05,884 --> 00:55:08,362
How?
1097
00:55:09,710 --> 00:55:12,057
Well, I-I can still
use the computer.
1098
00:55:12,101 --> 00:55:14,319
It's on the same backup
as the emergency lights.
1099
00:55:14,362 --> 00:55:16,057
Okay, great!
1100
00:55:16,101 --> 00:55:18,101
So that's what we're gonna do,
1101
00:55:18,144 --> 00:55:20,555
but only until the safe is open,
and then right back off again.
1102
00:55:20,579 --> 00:55:22,014
You understand?
1103
00:55:23,492 --> 00:55:24,753
Woo!
1104
00:55:24,796 --> 00:55:26,709
I've seen that look
before in a woman,
1105
00:55:26,753 --> 00:55:28,468
and it never ends well for me.
Imagine that.
1106
00:55:28,492 --> 00:55:29,883
Hm.
1107
00:55:29,927 --> 00:55:32,622
So, the kid here is gonna do it
1108
00:55:32,666 --> 00:55:35,535
while I stand watch
with Rudolph.
1109
00:55:35,579 --> 00:55:37,274
And trust me on this, guys,
1110
00:55:37,318 --> 00:55:39,708
you do not want to make
his nose glow red.
1111
00:55:39,752 --> 00:55:41,578
Because if you are rude...
1112
00:55:41,621 --> 00:55:43,882
he will go off.
1113
00:55:43,926 --> 00:55:47,099
Rude-off!
1114
00:55:47,142 --> 00:55:48,578
What?
1115
00:55:50,881 --> 00:55:51,708
Shh, shh, shh!
1116
00:56:00,403 --> 00:56:02,142
If we get to the phone first,
1117
00:56:02,186 --> 00:56:04,229
even with bad reception
we can send an SOS.
1118
00:56:04,272 --> 00:56:06,229
Just tell me where it is
1119
00:56:06,272 --> 00:56:08,924
and I can probably get to it
before he does.
1120
00:56:08,967 --> 00:56:11,054
We'll go together.
1121
00:56:33,184 --> 00:56:34,445
Ah...
1122
00:56:34,488 --> 00:56:38,140
The dark is so stupid.
You can't see nothing.
1123
00:56:38,184 --> 00:56:40,401
Alright, the mall's power
is about to come back on,
1124
00:56:40,444 --> 00:56:43,139
and then I get a new code.
1125
00:56:59,661 --> 00:57:03,226
Where's the jacket?
1126
00:57:03,269 --> 00:57:05,313
Wait... all the
smoke machines are linked.
1127
00:57:05,356 --> 00:57:07,921
If the power's on, they all are.
1128
00:57:07,964 --> 00:57:09,790
Who's he talking to?
1129
00:57:11,051 --> 00:57:12,226
What are you doing?
Hey!
1130
00:57:12,269 --> 00:57:14,138
- Come here!
- Go, go, go, go!
1131
00:57:14,182 --> 00:57:16,355
Hey, what is this?
What's going on?!
1132
00:57:16,399 --> 00:57:18,877
I can't breathe!
1133
00:57:21,963 --> 00:57:24,573
I really hope
this isn't a gas leak.
1134
00:57:29,050 --> 00:57:30,789
I got you.
1135
00:57:37,789 --> 00:57:41,746
Stalking through a
winter wonderland
1136
00:57:44,354 --> 00:57:46,745
I got ya...
1137
00:57:50,224 --> 00:57:53,179
Oh... sorry,
your Holy Motherness.
1138
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:57,745
Hold up.
1139
00:57:57,788 --> 00:57:59,179
If the power's on,
1140
00:57:59,223 --> 00:58:01,484
then that must mean
the security locks are off.
1141
00:58:01,527 --> 00:58:03,484
We can get to the roof
and signal for help!
1142
00:58:03,527 --> 00:58:05,526
Okay, come on.
1143
00:58:11,092 --> 00:58:13,091
Ah?
Ah...
1144
00:58:13,134 --> 00:58:16,657
It's like a Snoop Dogg concert.
1145
00:58:20,439 --> 00:58:22,483
What's happening?
Open it!
1146
00:58:22,526 --> 00:58:23,699
I might have missed my window.
1147
00:58:23,743 --> 00:58:25,703
The numbers change if you
don't do it fast enough.
1148
00:58:25,743 --> 00:58:26,656
Well, then
do it faster this time.
1149
00:58:26,699 --> 00:58:29,091
I will.
1150
00:58:29,134 --> 00:58:32,221
I'm getting the code right now.
1151
00:58:32,264 --> 00:58:34,959
Got it.
1152
00:58:39,133 --> 00:58:41,003
Turn everything back off!
1153
00:58:41,046 --> 00:58:42,371
Well, I just need
a couple seconds to...
1154
00:58:42,395 --> 00:58:44,829
Power down, now!
1155
00:58:50,742 --> 00:58:52,698
What?
1156
00:58:52,742 --> 00:58:53,958
What?
1157
00:58:54,002 --> 00:58:55,307
With all the off and on,
1158
00:58:55,350 --> 00:58:57,437
the system has gone
into override.
1159
00:58:57,481 --> 00:58:58,784
Oh, I've got a way.
Move.
1160
00:58:58,828 --> 00:59:02,263
Move!
1161
00:59:07,219 --> 00:59:09,958
Merry Christmas.
1162
00:59:12,436 --> 00:59:15,044
Figgy pudding!
1163
00:59:19,609 --> 00:59:23,653
We can still make it
to my phone before he does.
1164
00:59:23,696 --> 00:59:28,522
Oh.
1165
00:59:28,566 --> 00:59:30,218
Funny weather we're having.
1166
00:59:30,261 --> 00:59:32,913
Cloudy with
a chance of meathead.
1167
00:59:36,695 --> 00:59:38,956
Good thing
I found my new jacket.
1168
00:59:45,304 --> 00:59:46,826
The computer's shot.
1169
00:59:46,869 --> 00:59:48,826
Literally.
1170
00:59:48,868 --> 00:59:50,695
Well, it's a good thing
you're a smart kid.
1171
00:59:50,739 --> 00:59:52,347
Right?
1172
00:59:52,391 --> 00:59:57,042
Nas, bubby,
figure something out.
1173
00:59:57,086 --> 00:59:58,825
Come on, "Die Hard"?
1174
00:59:58,868 --> 01:00:00,694
Right?
1175
01:00:00,738 --> 01:00:01,694
Somebody?
1176
01:00:01,738 --> 01:00:03,216
Anybody?
1177
01:00:03,259 --> 01:00:04,564
Gruber?
1178
01:00:04,607 --> 01:00:05,651
Alright, forget it.
1179
01:00:05,694 --> 01:00:07,390
Just figure something out, kid.
1180
01:00:07,433 --> 01:00:08,694
You got a minute.
1181
01:00:08,738 --> 01:00:11,564
That's 60 seconds.
Go.
1182
01:00:11,606 --> 01:00:13,216
You thought you
were pretty clever, huh?
1183
01:00:13,259 --> 01:00:17,519
With your fog machine.
1184
01:00:20,519 --> 01:00:22,824
Proof of concept... go pockodile!
1185
01:00:24,519 --> 01:00:27,215
And this is
right where I left it!
1186
01:00:33,258 --> 01:00:34,779
Ow, get it off!
1187
01:00:34,823 --> 01:00:35,910
Get it off!
1188
01:00:35,953 --> 01:00:37,779
Get it off!
1189
01:00:37,823 --> 01:00:39,301
Come on!
1190
01:00:41,126 --> 01:00:42,996
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
- What?
1191
01:00:43,039 --> 01:00:44,692
1%.
Uh, it's okay.
1192
01:00:44,736 --> 01:00:45,885
- It's okay, it's okay!
- Dad!
1193
01:00:45,909 --> 01:00:47,996
9... 1...
1194
01:00:48,039 --> 01:00:50,344
Uh, my hands are so sweaty!
1195
01:00:51,561 --> 01:00:52,648
- Dad!
- It's alright.
1196
01:00:52,691 --> 01:00:55,343
9... 1...
1197
01:00:55,387 --> 01:00:56,822
Oh, it's dead.
1198
01:00:56,865 --> 01:00:59,038
Okay!
1199
01:01:00,213 --> 01:01:01,648
Time's up.
1200
01:01:01,691 --> 01:01:03,387
What's the solution?
1201
01:01:05,038 --> 01:01:07,343
Okay, I can do it,
but I need my laptop
1202
01:01:07,387 --> 01:01:09,387
and it's back in the village.
1203
01:01:12,038 --> 01:01:13,429
You're killing me.
1204
01:01:17,473 --> 01:01:19,037
Ouch!
1205
01:01:19,081 --> 01:01:20,516
- Have you seen anyone?
- No.
1206
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:22,255
- How's the head?
- It's fine.
1207
01:01:22,299 --> 01:01:23,883
- I'm more worried about this now.
- What the heck is that?
1208
01:01:23,907 --> 01:01:26,255
I don't know,
but it really hurts!
1209
01:01:26,299 --> 01:01:27,448
- Okay, gimme the walkie.
- Okay.
1210
01:01:27,472 --> 01:01:28,863
Stay frosty, snowman.
1211
01:01:28,907 --> 01:01:29,907
My name is not Snowman!
1212
01:01:47,862 --> 01:01:50,558
We can't give up, Gabs.
1213
01:01:50,601 --> 01:01:52,521
No matter how difficult it gets,
no matter what...
1214
01:01:57,514 --> 01:02:00,471
I got ya!
1215
01:02:07,905 --> 01:02:09,035
Chilly!
1216
01:02:09,079 --> 01:02:10,402
Double-time it back
to the village.
1217
01:02:10,426 --> 01:02:11,794
I need you to grab
the kid's laptop.
1218
01:02:11,818 --> 01:02:14,121
Hurry it up.
1219
01:02:14,165 --> 01:02:15,774
Copy that.
1220
01:02:15,818 --> 01:02:16,773
Heading north.
1221
01:02:30,599 --> 01:02:32,599
Chilly!
1222
01:02:32,643 --> 01:02:34,382
Come out to the mall,
we'll get together,
1223
01:02:34,425 --> 01:02:37,251
have a few laughs!
1224
01:02:41,555 --> 01:02:43,381
- Really?
- That's "Die Hard," bro.
1225
01:02:43,424 --> 01:02:46,250
Thank you!
1226
01:02:46,294 --> 01:02:47,859
Please,
go make like Christmas Eve
1227
01:02:47,903 --> 01:02:48,859
and wrap things up.
Yeah?
1228
01:02:48,903 --> 01:02:50,816
I get things.
1229
01:02:55,771 --> 01:02:57,902
Okay, another minute
and I should be able to trick
1230
01:02:57,945 --> 01:03:00,684
the dual core by spoofing
its signature integration.
1231
01:03:01,989 --> 01:03:03,380
It's a good thing
the power's out.
1232
01:03:03,423 --> 01:03:06,467
He would have just
set off a nerd alert.
1233
01:03:06,510 --> 01:03:09,944
I'm kidding!
Kid, I'm impressed.
1234
01:03:09,988 --> 01:03:11,901
You're like
the hacker in "Die Hard."
1235
01:03:11,944 --> 01:03:15,031
Yet another awesome reference
I'm sure you don't get.
1236
01:03:15,075 --> 01:03:17,118
Let me get this straight...
1237
01:03:17,162 --> 01:03:18,944
Are you telling me
you've never seen
1238
01:03:18,988 --> 01:03:20,944
the greatest Christmas movie
of all time?
1239
01:03:20,988 --> 01:03:22,727
No, I haven't seen it.
1240
01:03:22,770 --> 01:03:24,814
It's unbelievable.
1241
01:03:24,857 --> 01:03:28,161
I mean, we're only talking
about an almost perfect movie.
1242
01:03:28,205 --> 01:03:30,205
Almost!
1243
01:03:30,248 --> 01:03:33,248
Except for the end when they
drop the hero off the building
1244
01:03:33,292 --> 01:03:36,030
and they let that maniac cop,
John McClane, live...
1245
01:03:36,074 --> 01:03:39,595
which is completely ridiculous!
1246
01:03:39,639 --> 01:03:42,116
Okay, okay, you got this.
1247
01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:45,378
Stick with the plan.
1248
01:03:48,247 --> 01:03:49,116
- Whoa!
- Aah!
1249
01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:50,639
Oh my God!
1250
01:03:53,725 --> 01:03:55,812
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait!
1251
01:03:58,899 --> 01:04:00,333
Oh!
1252
01:04:00,377 --> 01:04:01,899
Okay, everybody get in!
1253
01:04:01,942 --> 01:04:03,768
Get in, get in!
1254
01:04:08,333 --> 01:04:09,680
Thank God y'all are okay.
1255
01:04:09,724 --> 01:04:11,854
But I'm not gonna
let them get you again!
1256
01:04:11,898 --> 01:04:13,743
We'll keep them out there
and stay in here forever
1257
01:04:13,767 --> 01:04:16,159
- if we have to.
- Ugh, Dad!
1258
01:04:16,203 --> 01:04:18,985
That's just it... nothing will
ever happen to me, ever!
1259
01:04:19,028 --> 01:04:20,352
Because you don't
give me any space.
1260
01:04:20,376 --> 01:04:22,071
I...
1261
01:04:22,114 --> 01:04:24,134
I don't think we're talking
about the same thing, Skip.
1262
01:04:24,158 --> 01:04:25,482
There's some pretty
bad guys out there.
1263
01:04:25,506 --> 01:04:27,463
Of course I don't mean now.
1264
01:04:27,506 --> 01:04:31,679
I mean... always.
1265
01:04:31,723 --> 01:04:33,375
It's like what Gabs
said to me earlier.
1266
01:04:33,418 --> 01:04:35,202
Gabs says a lot of things.
1267
01:04:35,244 --> 01:04:36,853
You know me!
1268
01:04:36,897 --> 01:04:38,201
What was it this time?
1269
01:04:38,244 --> 01:04:41,549
It was about being scared.
1270
01:04:41,592 --> 01:04:45,375
This whole not letting me
grow up thing is...
1271
01:04:45,418 --> 01:04:48,026
it's you being scared
of it happening.
1272
01:04:49,548 --> 01:04:51,809
Well, I think that there's
a big difference between
1273
01:04:51,852 --> 01:04:54,113
not letting you
and not wanting you to.
1274
01:04:54,157 --> 01:04:55,548
Yeah.
1275
01:04:55,591 --> 01:04:57,982
But it doesn't feel like it.
1276
01:04:58,025 --> 01:05:00,461
Not with you.
1277
01:05:02,069 --> 01:05:06,330
Well, I mean, maybe I am scared.
1278
01:05:06,374 --> 01:05:09,200
You growing up
means you leaving.
1279
01:05:10,851 --> 01:05:14,590
Yeah.
And that's gonna happen, too.
1280
01:05:18,024 --> 01:05:20,590
This is weird.
1281
01:05:20,634 --> 01:05:23,286
What?
1282
01:05:23,329 --> 01:05:27,068
You talking to me
like a grown-up.
1283
01:05:27,111 --> 01:05:29,155
Momma would say,
1284
01:05:29,199 --> 01:05:31,415
"Get used to it."
1285
01:05:35,241 --> 01:05:37,067
So you lost them again?
1286
01:05:37,110 --> 01:05:38,502
Yeah, but not on purpose.
1287
01:05:38,546 --> 01:05:40,719
Amazing.
That's just...
1288
01:05:40,762 --> 01:05:42,893
It's amazing.
1289
01:05:42,936 --> 01:05:44,980
Okay, you know what?
1290
01:05:45,023 --> 01:05:47,588
We'll have the jewels any second
now, so forget the others.
1291
01:05:47,632 --> 01:05:49,390
We'll just lock them out
of the basement as we jingle
1292
01:05:49,414 --> 01:05:51,501
all the way out of the sewers,
1293
01:05:51,545 --> 01:05:55,327
tying up all loose ends
in a perfect, little bow.
1294
01:05:55,371 --> 01:05:57,935
When we blow up the mall!
1295
01:05:57,979 --> 01:06:00,109
Hey, buddy.
1296
01:06:00,153 --> 01:06:03,457
Quick question...
"Blow up the mall"?
1297
01:06:03,500 --> 01:06:05,674
Now, is that like
a cool new way of saying
1298
01:06:05,718 --> 01:06:07,239
"We're gonna leave"?
1299
01:06:07,283 --> 01:06:09,544
You know, like, "Let's
blow this Popsicle stand."
1300
01:06:09,587 --> 01:06:10,997
Why would anybody want
to blow up a Popsicle stand?
1301
01:06:11,021 --> 01:06:12,500
It was a saying.
1302
01:06:12,544 --> 01:06:13,910
I don't even know
what a Popsicle stand is.
1303
01:06:13,934 --> 01:06:15,476
Whatever, you're acting
really weird right now.
1304
01:06:15,500 --> 01:06:17,108
- Are we cool?
- We're cool.
1305
01:06:17,152 --> 01:06:19,630
So...
1306
01:06:19,673 --> 01:06:22,369
Are you blowing up the mall?
1307
01:06:29,195 --> 01:06:31,890
- No?
- Okay!
1308
01:06:31,933 --> 01:06:33,127
That's good.
That's a good thing.
1309
01:06:33,151 --> 01:06:34,630
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1310
01:06:34,673 --> 01:06:36,629
So this is
taking a long time, huh?
1311
01:06:36,672 --> 01:06:38,846
Maybe you could source us
some snacks or something.
1312
01:06:38,890 --> 01:06:40,411
Absolutely!
1313
01:06:40,455 --> 01:06:42,368
Don't want you to get hangry.
1314
01:06:42,411 --> 01:06:44,237
You might end up...
blowing up the mall!
1315
01:06:44,281 --> 01:06:47,281
No, I'm not!
1316
01:06:47,324 --> 01:06:49,150
- The power's off, Randy.
- I know.
1317
01:06:49,194 --> 01:06:51,758
I was the one that
told you that.
1318
01:06:51,802 --> 01:06:53,629
Partridge, you still there?
1319
01:06:53,671 --> 01:06:55,802
Uh, yeah, not for long.
1320
01:06:55,845 --> 01:06:57,715
Blow up the mall?
1321
01:06:57,758 --> 01:06:59,039
We have to find
the others and get them out.
1322
01:06:59,063 --> 01:07:01,584
They could be anywhere.
1323
01:07:01,628 --> 01:07:04,497
But I think I know
how we can find them.
1324
01:07:04,541 --> 01:07:08,280
- You almost done?
- Yeah, you done?
1325
01:07:08,323 --> 01:07:10,888
Let's find out.
1326
01:07:10,931 --> 01:07:12,410
Let's find out.
1327
01:07:12,454 --> 01:07:14,193
Okay, now we can power up.
1328
01:07:18,757 --> 01:07:22,409
Okay, and getting the code now.
1329
01:07:31,496 --> 01:07:33,409
Okay, now turn it off again.
1330
01:07:38,278 --> 01:07:42,452
Okay, back away.
1331
01:07:42,495 --> 01:07:45,452
Back.
1332
01:07:52,625 --> 01:07:56,538
Ice, ice, baby...
1333
01:07:56,581 --> 01:07:58,016
- Hey, no!
- Go!
1334
01:07:58,060 --> 01:07:59,296
- Supply room!
- I don't know where that is!
1335
01:07:59,320 --> 01:08:01,102
I'll be right behind you.
1336
01:08:08,190 --> 01:08:09,754
- Marge...
- Yeah?
1337
01:08:09,798 --> 01:08:11,233
Ow!
1338
01:08:11,277 --> 01:08:13,667
Argh!
1339
01:08:13,711 --> 01:08:16,884
Aah!
1340
01:08:16,927 --> 01:08:17,927
Ow!
1341
01:08:41,710 --> 01:08:44,536
Hey, Skipper?
1342
01:08:44,578 --> 01:08:47,404
We were just talking
about being scared.
1343
01:08:47,448 --> 01:08:51,796
It made me start thinking.
1344
01:08:51,838 --> 01:08:55,316
Made me realize I don't tell you
all enough how much I need you,
1345
01:08:55,360 --> 01:08:58,098
how grateful I am
that we have each other.
1346
01:08:58,142 --> 01:09:01,361
The lord put us together
for a reason,
1347
01:09:01,404 --> 01:09:04,448
to help each other
when we need it most.
1348
01:09:04,491 --> 01:09:07,969
Because together,
we can do just about anything.
1349
01:09:10,664 --> 01:09:14,402
If we work together now,
no one's getting in.
1350
01:09:14,447 --> 01:09:16,534
Exactly.
So come on, let's do this.
1351
01:09:16,577 --> 01:09:18,664
- Yeah.
- Okay.
1352
01:09:21,447 --> 01:09:23,402
Psst!
1353
01:09:23,447 --> 01:09:24,707
How did you get here?
1354
01:09:24,749 --> 01:09:26,273
You okay?
Where's Nas?
1355
01:09:26,315 --> 01:09:27,707
Nas got out, too.
1356
01:09:27,750 --> 01:09:29,359
But we need to find him
1357
01:09:29,402 --> 01:09:31,750
and get out before
they blow this place up!
1358
01:09:31,794 --> 01:09:32,967
What?!
1359
01:09:33,010 --> 01:09:36,576
Come on, y'all!
1360
01:09:36,620 --> 01:09:38,966
Turn the other cheek,
there's another door behind you!
1361
01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:53,140
Hark, the herald angels sing!
1362
01:09:53,183 --> 01:09:58,140
Glory to our newfound bling!
1363
01:09:58,184 --> 01:09:59,705
- Ha, nice.
- Eh?
1364
01:09:59,747 --> 01:10:00,966
- Can I see it?
- No.
1365
01:10:01,009 --> 01:10:04,400
Oh, we might be too late!
1366
01:10:04,444 --> 01:10:06,444
Let's blow
this Popsicle stand, huh?
1367
01:10:06,487 --> 01:10:09,313
Ha!
I told you that was a saying!
1368
01:10:09,357 --> 01:10:10,792
I didn't say it wasn't,
1369
01:10:10,834 --> 01:10:13,052
I just don't know
why it's a saying.
1370
01:10:13,095 --> 01:10:14,791
Oh, the gates were
all down, but you know,
1371
01:10:14,834 --> 01:10:16,357
it's crazy how much
perfectly good food
1372
01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:17,704
people just throw away.
1373
01:10:17,746 --> 01:10:19,573
I mean, who says to themselves,
1374
01:10:19,617 --> 01:10:23,139
"Yeah, I only really
needed half a corndog"?
1375
01:10:23,183 --> 01:10:24,573
Who eats half a corndog?
1376
01:10:24,617 --> 01:10:25,791
Dummies.
1377
01:10:25,834 --> 01:10:28,051
Don't answer.
Don't answer.
1378
01:10:35,789 --> 01:10:37,659
Nas, you in here?
1379
01:10:37,703 --> 01:10:39,485
Nas?
1380
01:10:42,877 --> 01:10:45,355
Where is he?
1381
01:10:45,398 --> 01:10:47,659
If we don't find him
fast before those guys make it
1382
01:10:47,703 --> 01:10:49,746
to the basement tunnels,
we are done for.
1383
01:10:49,789 --> 01:10:53,093
But they ain't going
anywhere without the star.
1384
01:10:53,137 --> 01:10:54,963
Too bad, they already have it.
1385
01:10:55,006 --> 01:10:56,658
For now.
1386
01:10:56,702 --> 01:10:58,113
Are we thinking
what you're thinking, Rev?
1387
01:10:58,137 --> 01:10:59,657
I think you are.
1388
01:10:59,702 --> 01:11:01,789
They won't blow up
the mall without those jewels,
1389
01:11:01,832 --> 01:11:04,136
- so all we gotta do...
- That's right.
1390
01:11:04,179 --> 01:11:07,961
We got to steal back
what they stole first.
1391
01:11:08,005 --> 01:11:10,396
It's time for a Christmas heist.
1392
01:11:10,441 --> 01:11:13,136
Well, Rev, I'm in.
1393
01:11:13,179 --> 01:11:14,483
If I creep up on them,
1394
01:11:14,527 --> 01:11:16,243
I think I have a way
to steal back that case.
1395
01:11:16,267 --> 01:11:17,614
Okay, but be careful.
1396
01:11:17,656 --> 01:11:19,570
You be careful.
1397
01:11:19,614 --> 01:11:21,527
Just keep 'em busy
until we're ready here.
1398
01:11:21,570 --> 01:11:24,569
So, Rev, you got a plan?
1399
01:11:24,613 --> 01:11:27,743
Not yet.
1400
01:11:27,787 --> 01:11:29,917
But you know what they say:
1401
01:11:29,961 --> 01:11:32,961
it takes a village.
1402
01:11:33,004 --> 01:11:35,743
Now let's deck their halls!
1403
01:11:44,742 --> 01:11:47,352
With temporary
power back-up in the village,
1404
01:11:47,395 --> 01:11:50,873
this is where we make our stand.
1405
01:11:50,916 --> 01:11:53,178
So, we've secured the package.
1406
01:11:53,221 --> 01:11:56,785
Can you remind me what's next?
1407
01:11:56,829 --> 01:11:58,655
Hey, what the heck!
1408
01:11:58,699 --> 01:12:02,872
Okay, I'm calling
a team meeting right now.
1409
01:12:02,915 --> 01:12:04,089
Sorry, Randy.
1410
01:12:07,523 --> 01:12:10,480
Hey, who's there?
1411
01:12:12,220 --> 01:12:15,524
Forget this.
We should just go.
1412
01:12:15,567 --> 01:12:17,393
Are you laughing at me?
1413
01:12:19,567 --> 01:12:22,739
I said, who's there?
1414
01:12:23,740 --> 01:12:24,784
Augh!
1415
01:12:27,566 --> 01:12:28,958
Okay.
1416
01:12:29,001 --> 01:12:30,566
Hey!
She's stealing the jewels back!
1417
01:12:30,610 --> 01:12:33,349
Let's go!
1418
01:12:53,783 --> 01:12:56,869
Slow down, slow down!
We're just trying to talk to ya!
1419
01:13:16,347 --> 01:13:21,216
Oh, little dumb-er boys!
1420
01:13:24,085 --> 01:13:26,173
What are you...
1421
01:13:26,215 --> 01:13:28,389
Let's go!
1422
01:13:28,433 --> 01:13:33,259
Get ready.
Here we come!
1423
01:13:33,302 --> 01:13:35,475
Keep stalling!
We need more time!
1424
01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:38,605
I'm trying!
1425
01:13:38,649 --> 01:13:42,475
Alright!
These reindeer games are over.
1426
01:13:43,997 --> 01:13:46,519
Reverend, we're out of time!
1427
01:13:46,562 --> 01:13:48,519
And out of luck!
1428
01:13:48,562 --> 01:13:53,821
Now, very carefully,
put the jewel case down.
1429
01:13:53,866 --> 01:13:55,779
Careful...
1430
01:13:55,822 --> 01:13:58,040
If you say so.
1431
01:13:58,083 --> 01:14:00,474
No, no, no!
1432
01:14:27,081 --> 01:14:28,473
My groin, my groin!
1433
01:14:28,517 --> 01:14:30,647
Hey!
1434
01:14:33,343 --> 01:14:34,299
Whoa!
1435
01:14:34,342 --> 01:14:35,777
Augh!
1436
01:14:39,646 --> 01:14:41,907
Hey!
Whoa, hold up!
1437
01:14:41,950 --> 01:14:43,622
Well, well, well,
looks like Santa got his hand
1438
01:14:43,646 --> 01:14:44,950
caught in the cookie jar.
1439
01:14:44,993 --> 01:14:46,906
Who, me?
1440
01:14:46,950 --> 01:14:48,168
I-I'm not Santa.
1441
01:14:48,211 --> 01:14:50,080
That guy is probably
over in Mexico by now.
1442
01:14:50,124 --> 01:14:51,993
No kidding!
1443
01:14:52,037 --> 01:14:54,342
That's where I'm supposed to be.
1444
01:15:01,471 --> 01:15:03,819
What the...
1445
01:15:09,254 --> 01:15:12,036
Silent night.
1446
01:15:12,079 --> 01:15:16,296
A little too silent.
1447
01:15:16,340 --> 01:15:18,643
Alright, Randy, climb
the ladder, grab the jewels.
1448
01:15:18,688 --> 01:15:22,557
Chilly, stand watch.
1449
01:15:29,817 --> 01:15:33,904
Oh, come on!
1450
01:15:33,948 --> 01:15:36,252
I got it!
1451
01:15:36,294 --> 01:15:37,904
Ah!
1452
01:15:37,948 --> 01:15:40,556
Ow!
1453
01:15:42,034 --> 01:15:43,902
Oof...
1454
01:15:43,947 --> 01:15:45,686
I'm good!
1455
01:15:45,729 --> 01:15:47,599
Yeah, I'm good.
1456
01:16:01,859 --> 01:16:05,076
Oh, what is this, camel poop?
1457
01:16:07,338 --> 01:16:09,293
It's toffee.
1458
01:16:09,337 --> 01:16:11,598
Okay, places, everybody.
1459
01:16:17,772 --> 01:16:19,554
Hey, back up, train!
1460
01:16:19,597 --> 01:16:20,727
Aah!
1461
01:16:20,771 --> 01:16:22,293
I can't see!
1462
01:16:23,684 --> 01:16:25,988
I can't hear!
What's happening?!
1463
01:16:26,032 --> 01:16:29,205
Randy!
Randy, where are you?
1464
01:16:29,249 --> 01:16:30,858
Aah!
1465
01:16:37,727 --> 01:16:39,379
What the...?
1466
01:16:42,726 --> 01:16:44,813
Aah...
1467
01:17:07,638 --> 01:17:08,724
Aah...
1468
01:17:09,769 --> 01:17:11,116
Chilly?
1469
01:17:11,160 --> 01:17:13,811
Chilly?
Chilly?
1470
01:17:19,116 --> 01:17:24,550
Chilly?
1471
01:17:34,680 --> 01:17:35,593
Oh...
1472
01:17:38,071 --> 01:17:39,680
Partridge?
Is that you?
1473
01:17:39,723 --> 01:17:41,506
Quit goofing off!
1474
01:17:41,549 --> 01:17:43,680
Listen to me: I was thinking
we can pin all of this
1475
01:17:43,722 --> 01:17:45,332
on Marge and Randy
working as a team.
1476
01:17:45,375 --> 01:17:46,897
- What do you think?
- Yeah, yeah.
1477
01:17:46,941 --> 01:17:48,114
- Good, yeah.
- Good.
1478
01:17:50,027 --> 01:17:51,983
I'm gonna finish this off.
1479
01:17:52,026 --> 01:17:53,765
- Watch my back.
- Huh?
1480
01:17:53,809 --> 01:17:55,852
- Watch my back!
- Okay.
1481
01:17:55,896 --> 01:17:57,375
Ugh...
1482
01:18:14,591 --> 01:18:17,721
Uh-oh!
1483
01:18:30,155 --> 01:18:32,590
Oh!
Argh!
1484
01:18:32,633 --> 01:18:34,590
Oof!
1485
01:18:34,633 --> 01:18:36,459
That hurts.
1486
01:18:36,503 --> 01:18:39,894
Chilly Willy?
1487
01:18:39,938 --> 01:18:45,806
Rocks beat scissors!
1488
01:18:48,372 --> 01:18:49,937
Yes!
1489
01:18:49,980 --> 01:18:52,763
Oh, that guy just
got his sleigh bells rung!
1490
01:19:08,196 --> 01:19:10,544
Is it too late to
get off your naughty list?
1491
01:19:11,631 --> 01:19:14,501
Never.
1492
01:19:14,544 --> 01:19:17,718
I'm sorry I doubted you,
Reverend Wright.
1493
01:19:17,762 --> 01:19:20,153
It takes a big man
to admit he's wrong.
1494
01:19:20,196 --> 01:19:22,544
It's snow over the mountain.
1495
01:19:22,588 --> 01:19:25,370
And for calling you names
like Crisp Pringles.
1496
01:19:25,414 --> 01:19:26,674
Alright.
1497
01:19:26,717 --> 01:19:27,891
And Santa Blobs.
1498
01:19:27,934 --> 01:19:29,240
Alright, Randy.
1499
01:19:29,283 --> 01:19:31,153
- Old Saint Thick.
- No.
1500
01:19:31,196 --> 01:19:32,935
Hey, where's Skipper?
1501
01:19:32,978 --> 01:19:34,804
- Where you been?
- Nas!
1502
01:19:34,848 --> 01:19:36,543
I hate to ruin the reunion,
1503
01:19:36,587 --> 01:19:39,500
but look who's holding
all the Christmas cards now.
1504
01:19:39,543 --> 01:19:41,326
Hey, hey, hey!
Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack!
1505
01:19:41,369 --> 01:19:43,760
See, this is where
I disappear to a heaven on Earth
1506
01:19:43,803 --> 01:19:46,586
while you all earn rewards
under 100 tons of rubble.
1507
01:19:46,628 --> 01:19:49,239
Let her go.
Take me instead.
1508
01:19:49,281 --> 01:19:50,890
If you hurt her, I swear...
1509
01:19:50,934 --> 01:19:52,021
What?
What?
1510
01:19:52,064 --> 01:19:54,020
What are you gonna do, elf boy?
Hmm?
1511
01:19:54,063 --> 01:19:56,455
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-later!
1512
01:19:56,499 --> 01:19:59,106
Or more like never.
1513
01:19:59,151 --> 01:20:01,151
You know, you all should
take the next few minutes
1514
01:20:01,193 --> 01:20:04,063
for goodbyes,
because, uh, it's over!
1515
01:20:04,107 --> 01:20:05,238
Let's go.
1516
01:20:05,281 --> 01:20:07,062
Hey...
1517
01:20:07,107 --> 01:20:09,411
Marge, I know you have ways
of getting to the basement
1518
01:20:09,454 --> 01:20:11,106
- before he does.
- I'm coming with you.
1519
01:20:11,150 --> 01:20:12,802
I know she's
your daughter, alright?
1520
01:20:12,846 --> 01:20:15,541
But you're all my family,
and I need you, Jack,
1521
01:20:15,585 --> 01:20:18,367
I need you to get the rest of
the group to safety, alright?
1522
01:20:18,411 --> 01:20:19,932
Please trust me.
1523
01:20:19,975 --> 01:20:22,279
- Hold on, Rev, you...
- Hey...
1524
01:20:22,323 --> 01:20:24,237
I feel the same way,
but I gotta split.
1525
01:20:24,280 --> 01:20:25,975
Just tell me later, alright?
1526
01:20:26,019 --> 01:20:31,279
I will see you again.
1527
01:20:31,322 --> 01:20:35,279
Alright.
1528
01:20:35,323 --> 01:20:36,843
Best two out of three, Randy...
1529
01:20:36,887 --> 01:20:39,366
I'm comin'!
1530
01:20:44,104 --> 01:20:45,713
Ah, ah, ah!
1531
01:20:45,757 --> 01:20:47,776
Don't think you're getting
the jewels back again, Reverend.
1532
01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:49,017
You had your chance.
1533
01:20:49,060 --> 01:20:50,800
It's not about the jewels.
1534
01:20:50,844 --> 01:20:53,278
I got people I care about and
I'm not leaving without them.
1535
01:20:53,322 --> 01:20:55,148
Aw, that's sweet.
1536
01:20:55,190 --> 01:20:57,148
But I'll do you one better...
1537
01:20:57,191 --> 01:20:59,799
You're not leaving at all.
1538
01:20:59,843 --> 01:21:03,408
But hey, at least you lived long
enough to see Christmas, right?
1539
01:21:03,451 --> 01:21:05,408
And five bullets means I brought
1540
01:21:05,451 --> 01:21:07,799
shiny new presents for everyone.
1541
01:21:07,843 --> 01:21:11,450
Everyone?
1542
01:21:11,494 --> 01:21:13,884
You didn't think
we'd go without you, did you?
1543
01:21:13,929 --> 01:21:16,667
Enough already!
1544
01:21:16,711 --> 01:21:18,754
There's just one
last thing I want to say,
1545
01:21:18,798 --> 01:21:22,189
because you almost completely
ruined my favourite holiday...
1546
01:21:22,232 --> 01:21:24,885
Go elf yourself!
1547
01:21:29,015 --> 01:21:31,536
Okay, it wasn't that funny.
1548
01:21:34,971 --> 01:21:36,536
Ah!
1549
01:21:36,580 --> 01:21:37,580
Hey, hey!
1550
01:21:43,275 --> 01:21:45,536
Augh!
1551
01:21:50,666 --> 01:21:52,275
Yippee ki-yay, stocking stuffer.
1552
01:21:52,319 --> 01:21:53,579
Augh!
1553
01:22:00,405 --> 01:22:02,753
Donny, bubby,
1554
01:22:02,796 --> 01:22:05,491
"Die Hard" is my
favourite movie of all time.
1555
01:22:15,752 --> 01:22:17,969
Yeah, I really
thought we were buddies.
1556
01:22:18,013 --> 01:22:20,143
But it was all just a crock.
1557
01:22:20,186 --> 01:22:25,708
Alright, thank you.
1558
01:22:25,751 --> 01:22:30,099
Cops on the way.
1559
01:22:30,143 --> 01:22:33,359
So, uh...
1560
01:22:33,403 --> 01:22:36,099
You were saying
something earlier?
1561
01:22:36,143 --> 01:22:37,968
Just that I'm sorry.
1562
01:22:38,011 --> 01:22:40,490
I got so mad and...
1563
01:22:40,533 --> 01:22:43,098
I thought you were
turning your back on me.
1564
01:22:44,446 --> 01:22:47,358
Never gonna happen, Nas.
1565
01:22:47,402 --> 01:22:50,229
I mean, the only reason
we got through this
1566
01:22:50,272 --> 01:22:51,879
is because we got
through it together.
1567
01:22:53,011 --> 01:22:55,054
Yeah.
1568
01:22:55,098 --> 01:22:57,663
I think being together...
1569
01:22:57,706 --> 01:22:59,879
makes us all better.
1570
01:22:59,923 --> 01:23:01,271
Better together!
1571
01:23:02,923 --> 01:23:07,923
Amen to that!
1572
01:23:07,966 --> 01:23:11,879
Nas, you don't know
how much you helped me.
1573
01:23:11,923 --> 01:23:13,749
Hey, Gabs.
1574
01:23:13,792 --> 01:23:17,052
Hey, well, I did wait
until Christmas morning!
1575
01:23:19,401 --> 01:23:21,313
Oh!
1576
01:23:21,357 --> 01:23:23,357
Ah!
1577
01:23:23,400 --> 01:23:25,009
Guess who's going to Paris?
1578
01:23:25,052 --> 01:23:29,052
Really?
1579
01:23:29,096 --> 01:23:31,487
Thank you, Charles.
1580
01:23:31,530 --> 01:23:33,791
For everything.
1581
01:23:42,834 --> 01:23:44,356
Thank you, sir.
1582
01:23:44,400 --> 01:23:47,095
Mm-hm, same to you.
1583
01:23:47,139 --> 01:23:50,442
That was Mr. Himmel Jewellers
himself.
1584
01:23:50,486 --> 01:23:52,312
Said that he's gonna
triple what you raised
1585
01:23:52,355 --> 01:23:54,399
- for the Children's Hospital.
- Oh!
1586
01:23:54,442 --> 01:23:55,747
- For real?
- Mm-hm!
1587
01:23:55,790 --> 01:23:59,398
The man said we saved Christmas.
1588
01:23:59,442 --> 01:24:00,833
It was the least he could do.
1589
01:24:03,007 --> 01:24:05,659
I'm so glad you guys are safe!
1590
01:24:05,702 --> 01:24:07,876
I was almost home
when I got your text.
1591
01:24:07,920 --> 01:24:09,440
Oh, no tears.
Everyone's fine.
1592
01:24:09,485 --> 01:24:11,179
No, that's
not why I'm emotional.
1593
01:24:11,224 --> 01:24:13,875
We just took the test too early.
1594
01:24:13,919 --> 01:24:17,048
I took it again last night.
1595
01:24:20,962 --> 01:24:22,224
Is this a plus sign?
1596
01:24:22,267 --> 01:24:24,310
It sure is.
1597
01:24:24,353 --> 01:24:29,832
Because we're about
to have a plus one.
1598
01:24:29,875 --> 01:24:32,874
You're excited, right?
1599
01:24:37,483 --> 01:24:38,700
Whoa, whoa!
1600
01:24:38,744 --> 01:24:40,570
It's okay, it's okay!
I rejigged it.
1601
01:24:40,613 --> 01:24:43,699
Relax!
1602
01:24:46,918 --> 01:24:49,831
Ha-ha!
Oh!
1603
01:24:52,004 --> 01:24:53,570
Oh, wow...
1604
01:25:00,438 --> 01:25:03,395
Baby, I couldn't be
more excited for us
1605
01:25:03,437 --> 01:25:05,395
to be parents together.
1606
01:25:05,438 --> 01:25:08,134
This is the best
Christmas gift ever.
1607
01:25:08,177 --> 01:25:09,785
I wrapped your gift today
1608
01:25:09,829 --> 01:25:13,134
Tied a pretty ribbon all around
1609
01:25:13,177 --> 01:25:15,046
Wrote a few words down
1610
01:25:15,090 --> 01:25:16,698
Read it to myself
to see how they sound.
1611
01:25:16,742 --> 01:25:18,568
Guys!
1612
01:25:18,611 --> 01:25:20,481
Guess who's having a baby?
1613
01:25:23,437 --> 01:25:25,568
Just how much
you mean to me
1614
01:25:25,610 --> 01:25:28,524
I got your Christmas right here.
1615
01:25:28,568 --> 01:25:33,045
So...
1616
01:25:35,697 --> 01:25:37,045
What are you lookin' at?
1617
01:25:37,089 --> 01:25:38,480
You think I won't fight a child?
1618
01:25:38,523 --> 01:25:39,783
I'll fight a child!
1619
01:25:39,827 --> 01:25:41,262
That's right.
1620
01:25:42,523 --> 01:25:44,001
Can I say it first?
1621
01:25:46,175 --> 01:25:48,393
You're sweating profusely.
1622
01:25:48,435 --> 01:25:50,480
Oh, it's the Spandex.
It's not breathable.
1623
01:25:50,522 --> 01:25:53,914
Talk to the Rev; we'll
get cotton fibres next time.
1624
01:25:56,827 --> 01:25:58,088
Faith Heist 2!
1625
01:25:58,131 --> 01:25:59,392
And cut!
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