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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:02,731 --> 00:02:04,733 Time's up! Time's up! 4 00:02:04,776 --> 00:02:06,256 Finish! Finish your work! 5 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:09,912 Please, time's up! Hurry up! Time's up! Come on! 6 00:02:22,838 --> 00:02:24,318 Hi! How are you? 7 00:02:27,408 --> 00:02:29,236 Congratulations, Deepak! 8 00:02:29,279 --> 00:02:30,759 Congratulations! 9 00:02:49,473 --> 00:02:52,172 I swear to fulfill 10 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:55,697 to the best of my ability and judgement this covenant. 11 00:02:55,740 --> 00:02:58,656 I will respect the hard-won scientific gains 12 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:01,920 of those physicians in whose steps I walk. 13 00:03:01,964 --> 00:03:05,881 I will remember that warmth, sympathy and understanding 14 00:03:05,924 --> 00:03:08,623 may outweigh the surgeon's knife. 15 00:03:08,666 --> 00:03:12,714 May I long experience the joy of healing those 16 00:03:12,757 --> 00:03:14,498 who may seek my help. 17 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:17,414 And I will maintain by all means in my power 18 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:21,375 the honour and noble tradition of the medical profession. 19 00:03:35,127 --> 00:03:38,218 Swami-ji, keep the rupees! 20 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:40,307 It's all about dollars for me! 21 00:04:14,950 --> 00:04:17,953 Show some respect now, huh? I'm a doctor! 22 00:05:04,652 --> 00:05:05,740 Ma! 23 00:05:06,697 --> 00:05:10,571 Dr. Deepak Veer Chopra. 24 00:05:10,614 --> 00:05:12,703 MD.- Oh! 25 00:05:15,097 --> 00:05:20,755 Doctor! Your father would've been so proud of you today! 26 00:05:20,798 --> 00:05:23,627 He would've been proud of you, Ma. 27 00:05:23,671 --> 00:05:25,499 You've worked so hard for us. 28 00:05:26,978 --> 00:05:29,241 Ma! Ma! 29 00:05:31,548 --> 00:05:32,984 Last time! 30 00:05:43,038 --> 00:05:45,693 I want us to experience the world now! 31 00:05:45,736 --> 00:05:49,871 And, Ma, I can heal people anywhere! 32 00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:53,788 Ma? 33 00:05:57,444 --> 00:05:58,575 Ma! 34 00:06:03,885 --> 00:06:05,974 Ma, pack up these spices now! 35 00:06:06,017 --> 00:06:08,672 We'll need them to keep us warm. 36 00:06:08,716 --> 00:06:12,284 We are moving to the land of opportunity. 37 00:06:12,328 --> 00:06:15,418 I thought we were going to Canada? 38 00:06:17,246 --> 00:06:18,639 Let's go! 39 00:06:33,088 --> 00:06:35,525 So many white people, naw? 40 00:06:35,569 --> 00:06:38,223 Ma, did you know the entire country 41 00:06:38,267 --> 00:06:39,790 once belonged to the Indians? 42 00:06:39,834 --> 00:06:41,052 Amazing! Indians! 43 00:06:42,271 --> 00:06:43,620 Hello! 44 00:06:44,708 --> 00:06:48,408 Dr. Deepak Veer Chopra. Really? 45 00:06:48,451 --> 00:06:51,498 Millions of us Indians share many names, 46 00:06:51,541 --> 00:06:54,457 but there's only one great Dr. Deepak Chopra. 47 00:06:54,501 --> 00:06:55,937 You also! 48 00:06:55,980 --> 00:06:57,765 And Vijay Sharma sponsored you? 49 00:06:57,808 --> 00:06:59,027 Yes! He's my brother! 50 00:06:59,070 --> 00:07:02,204 He's got the best Indian restaurant in Toronto: 51 00:07:02,247 --> 00:07:03,379 Korma Sutra! 52 00:07:05,207 --> 00:07:07,296 Susan, you should come there sometime 53 00:07:07,339 --> 00:07:08,428 if you like Indian food. 54 00:07:08,471 --> 00:07:09,864 We'll give you big discount! 55 00:07:09,907 --> 00:07:11,474 Welcome to Canada. 56 00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:12,475 Thank you, ma'am! 57 00:07:12,519 --> 00:07:13,650 Thank you! Thank you! 58 00:07:13,694 --> 00:07:15,652 Look how quickly she stamped our passports! 59 00:07:15,696 --> 00:07:17,480 These Chinese, they're just like us! 60 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:18,655 OK! 61 00:07:18,699 --> 00:07:20,570 They love discounts even more than sex! 62 00:07:20,614 --> 00:07:21,745 Shhh! Shhh! Let's go! 63 00:07:21,789 --> 00:07:23,747 Carefully! 64 00:07:23,791 --> 00:07:25,575 We have to find your uncle Vijay. 65 00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:27,447 - OK! - Over here! 66 00:07:30,754 --> 00:07:32,103 Huh? 67 00:07:32,147 --> 00:07:34,236 Who are these girls? 68 00:07:34,279 --> 00:07:35,933 Must be his assistants, naw? 69 00:07:38,153 --> 00:07:39,589 Hey, Uncle! 70 00:07:39,633 --> 00:07:43,593 Welcome to Toronto! Huh? 71 00:07:43,637 --> 00:07:46,727 So, Uncle, where's all the snow? 72 00:07:47,989 --> 00:07:49,947 Wow!- Huh? 73 00:07:50,905 --> 00:07:52,341 Beautiful house, Uncle! 74 00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:54,474 Very nice! 75 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:55,431 And where is she? 76 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,215 Uncle, when do we meet Rani? 77 00:07:57,259 --> 00:08:00,349 Viju, you never told us where did you meet her? 78 00:08:00,392 --> 00:08:02,133 - Uh, where? - Huh, where? 79 00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:05,180 Hurry, Rani! She's coming. 80 00:08:11,186 --> 00:08:13,797 Huh? What do you think? 81 00:08:13,841 --> 00:08:15,495 Huh? 82 00:08:15,538 --> 00:08:20,804 Welcome to your new home? 83 00:08:23,328 --> 00:08:24,504 Namaste! 84 00:08:24,547 --> 00:08:25,983 Namaste! 85 00:08:26,027 --> 00:08:27,768 I hope you brought your appetites. 86 00:08:27,811 --> 00:08:29,421 I've been cooking up a storm! 87 00:08:29,465 --> 00:08:30,988 Buzz, buzz, buzz! 88 00:08:31,946 --> 00:08:33,077 Beautiful! 89 00:08:33,121 --> 00:08:35,427 Let's eat! 90 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:40,258 That's fine. Thank you! 91 00:08:40,302 --> 00:08:42,391 Mmm! Rani, there's already enough food! 92 00:08:42,434 --> 00:08:44,045 Oh, but the Dalai Lama says: 93 00:08:44,088 --> 00:08:47,352 "One must approach both love and cooking with reckless abandon." 94 00:08:47,396 --> 00:08:48,528 Uh-huh! 95 00:08:48,571 --> 00:08:52,183 Oh, your auntie worships the snake god. 96 00:08:52,227 --> 00:08:55,883 But, Uncle, isn't the snake god a cobra? 97 00:08:56,884 --> 00:08:58,668 Um, there are no cobras here, 98 00:08:58,712 --> 00:09:00,888 so she worships the rattlesnake god. 99 00:09:00,931 --> 00:09:03,020 - Oh! - Lamb? 100 00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:06,197 - No, thank you, Auntie! - I don't eat meat! 101 00:09:06,241 --> 00:09:09,200 My Deepu is a grass eater! 102 00:09:09,244 --> 00:09:10,724 Um... 103 00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:12,377 But I'll have some! 104 00:09:15,076 --> 00:09:16,033 Nellie? 105 00:09:17,121 --> 00:09:19,210 Thank you! Uncle, can I serve you? 106 00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:20,908 Please! 107 00:09:20,951 --> 00:09:22,039 Mmm! Looks tasty! 108 00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:23,475 Oh, good! 109 00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:25,695 Naan? 110 00:09:25,739 --> 00:09:26,696 Thank you! 111 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:28,524 Naan? 112 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,047 Thank you! 113 00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:31,527 Naan! 114 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:34,312 Where did you learn to cook Indian food? 115 00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:35,487 TV! 116 00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:37,881 - Uncle? Auntie? - You've been godsends. 117 00:09:37,925 --> 00:09:41,885 Supporting my education and now sponsoring us? 118 00:09:41,929 --> 00:09:44,671 Really, words can't express how thankful I am 119 00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:47,238 for everything you've done for Ma and me. 120 00:09:47,282 --> 00:09:49,632 - Don't thank me. - It was your aunt's idea. 121 00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:51,634 She wanted us all to be together. 122 00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:53,897 Really?- Thank you! 123 00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:55,420 You're welcome! 124 00:09:55,464 --> 00:09:57,422 To my lovely Indian family! 125 00:09:58,946 --> 00:09:59,903 Cheers! 126 00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:01,339 I'll drink to that! 127 00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:04,342 But Neelu-ji, you've never drank alcohol before! 128 00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:06,301 I've never been on a plane before! 129 00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:08,259 Cheers! 130 00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:10,044 I like Canada! 131 00:10:10,087 --> 00:10:11,611 It likes you! 132 00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:13,090 Ma? 133 00:10:14,309 --> 00:10:15,615 Ma, are you OK? 134 00:10:18,966 --> 00:10:22,665 I would be proud to be a part 135 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:25,146 of your medical team. 136 00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:30,412 Sincerely, Dr. Deepak Veer Chopra. 137 00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:38,159 That was fast! 138 00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:40,683 Hey, sexy! You're so big! 139 00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:45,601 Do you know what else is big? These massive savings! 140 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:49,300 Click now and we can have some fun! Click right here! 141 00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:55,567 A slice of cucumber on each eye; 142 00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:58,309 my idea of a perfectly balanced diet. 143 00:10:58,353 --> 00:10:59,615 Really? 144 00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:04,098 Hello, ladies! 145 00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:06,404 Hot stone massage at 5:00? 146 00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:08,189 Yes, yes! Let's get stoned! 147 00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:11,496 Deepak! Looks like you just got some good news! 148 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:12,715 It's a job offer! 149 00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:14,978 I can feel it from the bottom of my heart! 150 00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:18,112 I can also feel it from my bottom! My Deepu! 151 00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:20,680 OK, guys, no need to get excited. 152 00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:22,812 It's just an interview call-in. 153 00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:28,035 Guys! It's just an interview! Come on! 154 00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:52,320 ♪ ♪ 155 00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:57,020 Come on! Confidence! 156 00:11:58,587 --> 00:12:01,590 You can do this. You're a good doctor! Yes! 157 00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:03,200 "Good morning! Good morning! 158 00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:05,420 "My name is Deepak V-- Good morning! 159 00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:07,552 "My name is Dr. Deepak Veer Chopra. 160 00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:09,641 "I'm caring and I'm compassionate." 161 00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:11,600 Yes, that's it! "I'm a dedicated--" 162 00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,439 Good day! 163 00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:32,142 Congratulations! 164 00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:35,015 You've excelled at the Medical Council Evaluating Exams! 165 00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:37,757 Despite your excellent exam results, 166 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:42,239 the Canadian Medical Association requires a 4-year residency. 167 00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:43,545 I graduated 168 00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:45,503 from a well-respected medical school in India. 169 00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:48,245 - Oh, India! - Yeah! I love India! 170 00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:50,595 I went to an ashram out of college. 171 00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:51,988 Namaste! 172 00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:54,121 Anyway, Indian medical training 173 00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:55,992 isn't familiar to us. 174 00:12:56,036 --> 00:12:57,907 But I also know that this country 175 00:12:57,951 --> 00:12:59,691 has a shortfall of 26,000 doctors. 176 00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:01,476 I'm confident that my credentials-- 177 00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:04,653 We can't travel the world evaluating every medical school! 178 00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:06,916 We must provide competent healthcare here. 179 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:10,224 Millions of people who can't find a family doctor clog-- 180 00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:11,834 Our emergency rooms. 181 00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:14,445 I've had every door slammed in my face. 182 00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:16,708 I've rewritten every exam successfully! 183 00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:19,711 Being a doctor is not only about treating patients... 184 00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:21,322 It's about having patience! 185 00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:24,281 Maybe you'd like to try another career, 186 00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:27,981 perhaps nursing or massage therapy, Mr. uh... 187 00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:30,331 Brown. 188 00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:39,035 I'm sorry! 189 00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:52,657 Decaf latte with a heart for my favourite guy! 190 00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:53,702 What do I owe you? 191 00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:55,095 It's on me.- Oh, thanks! 192 00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:56,270 Have a good day! 193 00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:30,347 Can I help the next customer? 194 00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:31,435 Just one second! 195 00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:33,524 Hey! What can I get for you? 196 00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:38,921 Coffee? 197 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,882 Coffee? 198 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:47,190 - I'm--I'm so sorry! - I've just had such a bad day. 199 00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,540 I can't get a job here. It's-- 200 00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:51,891 Hmm! We've all had those. Bye-bye! 201 00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:52,892 Thanks! 202 00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:54,589 Can I help the next clown? 203 00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:56,678 I'll take whatever's cheapest, 204 00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:58,114 the bathroom key and a plunger. 205 00:14:58,158 --> 00:15:00,508 - OK! - And move on it, Blondie! 206 00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:02,031 I'm shitting in my pants here! 207 00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:11,867 Hey! Watch it! 208 00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:16,698 - Hey! Mr. India! - Where are you going? 209 00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:18,439 I don't know. 210 00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:20,223 What? In--in life, or... 211 00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:22,530 I have to go! 212 00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:23,923 W-w-wait! OK! OK! 213 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:27,143 Today, I give you 50% off to all sad Indians. Come! 214 00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:28,753 That's fine! 215 00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:31,931 - What a beautiful face, huh? - One smile! One smile! One smile! 216 00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,845 Huh? Huh? Come, come, come, come! 217 00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:35,108 No, no! In the front! 218 00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:37,762 Indian style! Brothers, brothers! Come! 219 00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:39,982 OK, come! 220 00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,463 What do you do? 221 00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:43,943 I'm a doctor. 222 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:46,075 - You're a doctor? - Check one thing, doctor! 223 00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:48,599 Small joke! Don't mind! Don't mind! 224 00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:50,253 Where are you going? 225 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,821 Korma Sutra Restaurant. 226 00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:56,303 Hey! Free diarrhea with every plate of butter chicken, boss! 227 00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:57,957 And that owner's so horny, man! 228 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,438 He must be judging the chicken nipples inappropriately also. 229 00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:02,874 He's my uncle. 230 00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:05,790 Nice guy! Very nice guy! 231 00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:08,532 Oh, and that white-snake lady, man! 232 00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:10,621 I'd love to show her my python. 233 00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:13,276 - Hey! She's my auntie! - And she's very sweet. 234 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,061 - Oh, yeah! - Show some respect! 235 00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:16,453 Nice lady, huh? Great! 236 00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:17,889 - Yeah, she is! - Oh, wow! 237 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:22,285 Look at this hottie, huh? 238 00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:23,895 Ooh! Ass-tastic! 239 00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:25,680 Hey! Excuse me, Miss? 240 00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:27,987 You wanna play doctor with my friend? He's an MD. 241 00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,815 - No! Shhh! - And what are you? The nurse? 242 00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:33,688 Actually, I'm a-- I specialize in little pussy cats! 243 00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:36,473 And I specialize in cracking nuts. 244 00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:37,997 Anytime! 245 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,651 I don't know him. 246 00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:42,349 I'm really sor-- 247 00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:43,654 Whoa! 248 00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:46,222 Call me tonight, huh? 555-SEXY. 249 00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:48,050 416. My name is Tony! 250 00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:49,008 Go! 251 00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:54,274 Thanks!- Anytime, boss! 252 00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:58,017 - Be good! - Hey, boss? 253 00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:01,063 Call, huh, if you need a cab or a drink or a friend 254 00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,413 or some hard chicks masala style! 255 00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:06,286 Right now, all I need is a job. 256 00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:08,549 Hey, buddy! That too! 257 00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:10,899 - Tony's got your back. - Thanks! 258 00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:19,342 Hi, Tony! This is Simone, the nutcracker. 259 00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:29,004 Deepu, no job here is too big or too small. 260 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,440 This is just temporary. 261 00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:31,702 No! 262 00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:34,357 Oh! My--- Oh! 263 00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:36,533 - What are you doing? - I'm sorry! 264 00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:49,720 Oh! Oh! 265 00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:54,421 Stop your surgery, Doc! 266 00:17:54,464 --> 00:17:55,378 Yes, Uncle! 267 00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:56,640 Come! Come with me! 268 00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:57,598 What happened? 269 00:17:57,641 --> 00:17:59,295 Come, come, come, come! 270 00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:04,387 That is Dr. Calvin Porter, famous plastic surgeon. 271 00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:06,737 Take good care of him and he'll hook you up. 272 00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:09,392 - With his daughter? - No! With a job! 273 00:18:09,436 --> 00:18:12,352 And that's not his daughter. His daughter's much older. 274 00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:13,962 - That's his wife. - Wow! 275 00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:18,227 I think he implanted all of the Silicon Valley right there! 276 00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:19,576 Come on! 277 00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,622 Huh? Huh? 278 00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:26,105 Wow! This one will surely impress! 279 00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:27,280 Ugh! 280 00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:28,585 Go, go, go! 281 00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:29,630 This, Uncle? 282 00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:30,848 Go! 283 00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:33,851 Uncle... 284 00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:42,599 Good evening! 285 00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:43,948 Good ev--- Doctor! 286 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:45,994 Hi! 287 00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:47,387 Yes, yes!- It's cute! 288 00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:48,301 Yes, cute! 289 00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:53,132 We're happy to offer you our breast-- I mean-- 290 00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:59,007 You're a downright idiot! 291 00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:00,139 Don't touch her breasts! 292 00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:01,444 I'm a doctor!- So am I! 293 00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:04,708 I'm so sorry! 294 00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:06,057 Calm down!I'm so-- 295 00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:12,716 It's gone! It's gone! 296 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,501 - No, no, no! Don't go! - I'm sorry! 297 00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:17,156 - We're never eating here again! - Please don't go! 298 00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:18,679 Punjabi perverts! 299 00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:21,290 - What's wrong with you? - You can't even serve lobster? 300 00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:22,596 Who made you a doctor? 301 00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:23,684 You think I came here 302 00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:25,338 to work in your shitty restaurant? 303 00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:27,992 Keep your stupid hat! 304 00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:31,300 Fifteen years, I've slogged to get where I am. 305 00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:34,521 And you want everything in 15 days? 306 00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:56,195 A little lower!- Mmm! 307 00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:58,893 What up, doctor? 308 00:19:58,936 --> 00:20:01,678 Tony? I need a drink. 309 00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:04,028 So, I'm fighting this lobster, 310 00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:07,293 "Don't touch my wife's boobs!" 311 00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:09,860 "Your wife has boobs in her lobster!" 312 00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:11,210 Take my wiener! Touch it! 313 00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:12,994 With your mouth! Take the wiener! 314 00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:14,038 I don't want it! 315 00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:15,866 - He doesn't want it. - Give it to me! 316 00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:18,521 - Tell me one thing. - Why are you such an elitist? 317 00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:19,740 Why don't you wanna join us? 318 00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:21,959 You think you're too good to be a cabbie? 319 00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:24,135 - Join us! Be a cabbie like us! - Cabbie, me? 320 00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:27,487 What this guy's saying he's better off wearing stupid hats, 321 00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:28,879 looking at boobies, 322 00:20:28,923 --> 00:20:31,273 putting stupid lobsters in there, looking around! 323 00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:33,971 Listen, I don't know anything about lobsters, OK, 324 00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:35,538 but I heard Tony has crabs. 325 00:20:35,582 --> 00:20:37,105 Whoa!- Gross! 326 00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:40,630 - You wanna see my crabs? - Come, come! You like seafood? 327 00:20:42,023 --> 00:20:44,068 I'll cut off all 2 inches of it right now! 328 00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:45,331 - Simone! - Hmm, what's up? 329 00:20:45,374 --> 00:20:47,071 Where did you find this lowlife? 330 00:20:47,115 --> 00:20:50,161 I saw his blue balls hanging off the back of his cab, 331 00:20:50,205 --> 00:20:52,251 and I just felt so sorry for him! 332 00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,513 Hey, hey, hey! 333 00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:56,255 Guys, I should-- I should go. 334 00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:57,734 What?- Go, yeah! 335 00:20:57,778 --> 00:21:00,389 What you should do is come to work with me tomorrow! 336 00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:02,435 - Yeah! - Come on! Come just part-time! 337 00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:06,352 Guys, I'm a doctor! 338 00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:08,571 I'm a Ph.D. in psychology. 339 00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:10,399 Physics graduate! Beijing U. 340 00:21:10,443 --> 00:21:13,054 And Tony graduated from driving school! 341 00:21:13,097 --> 00:21:15,448 I didn't wanna study like all you idiots, OK? 342 00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:17,450 I always knew I was gonna be a cabbie. 343 00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:18,712 I'm just not a dickhead! 344 00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:20,931 I guess that's me: 345 00:21:21,802 --> 00:21:22,933 Dr. Dickhead! 346 00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:29,418 Dickhead! Dickhead! Dickhead! 347 00:21:33,248 --> 00:21:35,903 What up, Pete? 348 00:21:35,946 --> 00:21:37,644 Leave me hangin', bro! 349 00:21:38,732 --> 00:21:41,430 This is Deepak, who I told you about. 350 00:21:41,474 --> 00:21:45,129 He comes from 3 generations of the finest cabbies, 351 00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:46,783 and this is our boss, Pete. 352 00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:48,176 He comes from 3 generations 353 00:21:48,219 --> 00:21:49,917 of the smelliest, grumpy farts. 354 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,746 What the hell are you still doing here? 355 00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:56,097 I love you too! 356 00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:59,143 Doctor, huh? Hmm! 357 00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:02,451 Well, son, like we haven't seen one of those in here before. 358 00:22:02,495 --> 00:22:04,975 Sir, these days I feel like a victim 359 00:22:05,019 --> 00:22:06,760 of some grand cosmic joke. 360 00:22:06,803 --> 00:22:09,110 Yeah, you and me both. 361 00:22:09,153 --> 00:22:13,027 We've now got more Ph.D.'s in here than Harvard. 362 00:22:16,857 --> 00:22:18,162 Sir? 363 00:22:18,206 --> 00:22:19,468 Hmm... 364 00:22:19,512 --> 00:22:21,209 I don't mean to be rude, 365 00:22:21,252 --> 00:22:23,733 but how are you treating your cancer? 366 00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:25,692 Oh, what the hell? 367 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,826 The anti-nausea pills... 368 00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:34,396 Look, I'm not an oncologist, but I can still help. 369 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:39,183 Yeah! OK... 370 00:22:39,227 --> 00:22:41,490 I have lung cancer. 371 00:22:41,534 --> 00:22:42,665 Chemo didn't work. 372 00:22:42,709 --> 00:22:44,014 I'm sorry! 373 00:22:44,058 --> 00:22:47,322 - Oh, don't be sorry. - I'm the one who smoked. 374 00:22:49,455 --> 00:22:51,152 Come over here. 375 00:22:51,195 --> 00:22:55,635 Baby... OK! Right there! 376 00:22:57,463 --> 00:23:00,074 Remember, you're a cabbie, not a pilot. 377 00:23:00,117 --> 00:23:01,205 Yes, yes! 378 00:23:01,249 --> 00:23:02,816 No drinking, no drugs. 379 00:23:02,859 --> 00:23:04,426 - No! - No sex. 380 00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:06,428 I got eyes in every cab! 381 00:23:06,472 --> 00:23:09,475 Shut up! Don't smile! 382 00:23:11,564 --> 00:23:14,523 - Deepu! You're not a cabbie! - You're a doctor! 383 00:23:14,567 --> 00:23:16,525 And why do you have to move out? 384 00:23:16,569 --> 00:23:19,485 - Because of what I said? - You guys won't get it! 385 00:23:19,528 --> 00:23:20,660 What? 386 00:23:21,574 --> 00:23:24,011 Uncle, you were right. 387 00:23:24,054 --> 00:23:27,275 No job here is too big or too small. 388 00:23:28,798 --> 00:23:31,497 And, Ma, I have to find my own way now. 389 00:23:31,540 --> 00:23:34,543 He cannot travel the path 390 00:23:34,587 --> 00:23:38,373 until he becomes the path itself. 391 00:23:39,722 --> 00:23:41,071 I start every new journey 392 00:23:41,115 --> 00:23:44,248 with the blessings of the elephant god, Ganesh. 393 00:23:44,292 --> 00:23:46,468 May it bring you all the happiness 394 00:23:46,512 --> 00:23:47,904 that it's brought to me. 395 00:23:49,123 --> 00:23:51,604 - Oh, Auntie! Thank you! - You're the best! 396 00:23:53,519 --> 00:23:55,695 See you, Uncle Vijay. 397 00:23:57,610 --> 00:23:59,438 Huh?- No? 398 00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:01,004 Huh? 399 00:24:01,048 --> 00:24:03,050 Do it! Come on! 400 00:24:03,093 --> 00:24:04,355 Huh! 401 00:24:06,923 --> 00:24:08,359 Bye, Mom. 402 00:24:10,187 --> 00:24:12,581 Don't tell anyone that you're a cabbie. 403 00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:14,975 And if you see anyone who looks like family 404 00:24:15,018 --> 00:24:16,629 don't you dare stop for them! 405 00:24:18,979 --> 00:24:20,981 "Hey, Meatball"? 406 00:24:21,024 --> 00:24:23,070 Welcome home, boss! 407 00:24:23,113 --> 00:24:25,812 Hey, Bruno! 408 00:24:25,855 --> 00:24:28,118 Hey! This is Deepak who I told you about. 409 00:24:28,162 --> 00:24:29,163 Ah! 410 00:24:29,206 --> 00:24:30,991 Yeah, he's gonna be our landlord. 411 00:24:31,034 --> 00:24:33,820 So, this is your new roommate? 412 00:24:33,863 --> 00:24:35,343 Are we sharing a room? 413 00:24:35,386 --> 00:24:38,215 No, we're sharing a bed, but it's OK. It doesn't matter! 414 00:24:38,259 --> 00:24:40,435 And this is his beautiful daughter, Mimi! 415 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,350 - Hello, Mimi! - Hi! 416 00:24:42,393 --> 00:24:46,310 Why, this guy can check you out anytime. He's a doctor! 417 00:24:46,354 --> 00:24:48,530 Ah! Dottore! 418 00:24:48,574 --> 00:24:49,531 From India! 419 00:24:49,575 --> 00:24:51,141 Ah, India! Come sit! Sit! 420 00:24:55,581 --> 00:24:59,541 Ah! This guy always banging the chicks in the room. 421 00:24:59,585 --> 00:25:02,979 "No banging the chicks in the room!" 422 00:25:03,023 --> 00:25:04,328 Why do you bang-- 423 00:25:04,372 --> 00:25:07,157 First, you bang the chicks in the room, 424 00:25:07,201 --> 00:25:08,550 then you wanna bang a guy. 425 00:25:08,594 --> 00:25:10,334 - What next? You wanna bang me? - No! 426 00:25:10,378 --> 00:25:11,640 Why would I wanna bang you? 427 00:25:11,684 --> 00:25:12,989 And I don't wanna bang you. 428 00:25:13,033 --> 00:25:14,338 There won't be hanky-panky. 429 00:25:14,382 --> 00:25:16,036 Yeah!- No banging! 430 00:25:16,079 --> 00:25:19,039 Dottore,you gotta try today's special! 431 00:25:19,082 --> 00:25:20,214 Ah! 432 00:25:20,257 --> 00:25:23,043 My daughter's grilled octopussy. Muah! 433 00:25:23,086 --> 00:25:24,479 Mimi!- Huh? 434 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:28,352 - Two special, huh? - Yeah! Two for the doctor! Oh! 435 00:25:28,396 --> 00:25:30,833 Sir, actually, I'm a vegetarian. 436 00:25:30,877 --> 00:25:33,880 - Vegetarian? - Yes, but Tony isn't! He-- 437 00:25:33,923 --> 00:25:35,795 Hey, I--I don't want no octopussy. 438 00:25:35,838 --> 00:25:37,797 Why don't you eat the octopussy? 439 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,929 You don't want my daughter's octopussy? 440 00:25:39,973 --> 00:25:42,279 You, dottore!You will love my daughter's-- 441 00:25:42,323 --> 00:25:44,368 Yeah, you'll love the octopussy! 442 00:25:44,412 --> 00:25:45,587 Sir, I don't eat meat. 443 00:25:45,631 --> 00:25:48,068 Why you not want my daughter's octopussy? 444 00:25:49,243 --> 00:25:50,853 Dirty guys! 445 00:25:50,897 --> 00:25:52,855 You think I talk about her VJ? 446 00:25:52,899 --> 00:25:55,641 VJ? I have an Uncle Vijay! 447 00:25:55,684 --> 00:25:56,816 Your uncle has a VJ? 448 00:25:56,859 --> 00:25:59,035 No, no! His uncle is Vijay. 449 00:25:59,079 --> 00:25:59,993 Yes! 450 00:26:01,168 --> 00:26:02,517 Your uncle is your auntie? 451 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,388 - No! His auntie has a VJ. - My uncle-- 452 00:26:04,432 --> 00:26:06,477 - Your auntie has a VJ? - Yes, she has a VJ! 453 00:26:06,521 --> 00:26:09,611 - Your uncle doesn't have a VJ? - His name is Vijay! 454 00:26:09,655 --> 00:26:10,786 Vijay is an Indian name. 455 00:26:10,830 --> 00:26:11,918 His name--- VJ? 456 00:26:13,267 --> 00:26:14,485 But it doesn't mean-- 457 00:26:14,529 --> 00:26:15,965 - It's not a VJ. - No, no! 458 00:26:16,009 --> 00:26:18,664 - Mimi! Mimi! - Who has the VJ? 459 00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:20,927 Mimi! Mimi! 460 00:26:20,970 --> 00:26:23,669 She's choking! Tony, help me! 461 00:26:23,712 --> 00:26:25,061 Mimi, I got you! 462 00:26:25,105 --> 00:26:26,106 OK, OK! Ready! 463 00:26:26,149 --> 00:26:27,586 OK, ready? Ready? One! 464 00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:28,630 Hey!- Two! 465 00:26:28,674 --> 00:26:30,110 Hey!- Three! 466 00:26:32,678 --> 00:26:35,506 ♪♪ When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie ♪ 467 00:26:35,550 --> 00:26:36,638 ♪ That's amore... ♪ 468 00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:38,597 - You're OK, Mimi? - You're so sexy! 469 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:39,902 OK! You're OK! 470 00:26:42,122 --> 00:26:43,776 My Lord! Dottore! 471 00:26:43,819 --> 00:26:44,864 She's OK! 472 00:26:44,907 --> 00:26:46,039 Grazie! 473 00:26:46,082 --> 00:26:47,867 I told you, huh? Hey! 474 00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:49,695 Hey, hey! 475 00:27:13,283 --> 00:27:15,808 Come on, Deepak! Confidence! 476 00:27:18,027 --> 00:27:19,681 You asshole! 477 00:27:19,725 --> 00:27:21,161 I'm sorry! 478 00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:25,731 - Watch it! - This isn't India, buddy! 479 00:27:25,774 --> 00:27:27,950 Get a license! 480 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,781 - Hey! - Watch out! 481 00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:40,702 Cabbie? Cabbie! 482 00:27:48,144 --> 00:27:49,929 Good day, madam! 483 00:27:49,972 --> 00:27:51,974 Yes, 368 Glen Manor Drive East. 484 00:27:52,018 --> 00:27:54,760 And don't take the Lake Shore, take Eastern. 485 00:27:54,803 --> 00:27:56,413 Yes! 486 00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,813 Could you go any slower? 487 00:28:04,857 --> 00:28:06,336 I'm sorry! 488 00:28:08,208 --> 00:28:12,691 I waited 3 hours for a physical which took 5 minutes. 489 00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:14,214 Yeah... 490 00:28:14,257 --> 00:28:17,478 - No, no, no, no! - Take a left! Take a left! 491 00:28:17,521 --> 00:28:18,609 Yes! Of course! 492 00:28:18,653 --> 00:28:22,439 Stupid cabbie! 493 00:28:22,483 --> 00:28:26,792 Madam, um, do you check your blood pressure regularly? 494 00:28:27,836 --> 00:28:29,403 What's the point of checking? 495 00:28:29,446 --> 00:28:31,840 I'd go broke if I had to buy every pill 496 00:28:31,884 --> 00:28:33,320 my drug plan doesn't cover. 497 00:28:33,363 --> 00:28:37,106 Madam, did your physical today include a mammogram? 498 00:28:37,150 --> 00:28:38,717 A mammogram? 499 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,023 You know, today, for women over 40 500 00:28:41,067 --> 00:28:42,372 it's so important that-- 501 00:28:42,416 --> 00:28:44,853 They said they'd get me an appointment. 502 00:28:44,897 --> 00:28:46,202 It could take 6 months. 503 00:28:46,246 --> 00:28:49,031 Six months? That's-- 504 00:28:55,516 --> 00:28:58,388 Oh! No, no! It's a free ride today, madam. 505 00:28:58,432 --> 00:29:00,390 You're my first customer here. 506 00:29:01,609 --> 00:29:03,089 Well, thank you, cabbie! 507 00:29:03,132 --> 00:29:05,744 You're a lot more caring than my doctors! 508 00:29:05,787 --> 00:29:07,963 You should've been a doctor. 509 00:29:13,882 --> 00:29:17,059 Oh! What the-- 510 00:29:17,103 --> 00:29:19,670 Come back here! 511 00:29:19,714 --> 00:29:22,804 This is not the place! 512 00:29:22,848 --> 00:29:25,328 Why are you looking so stressed? 513 00:29:25,372 --> 00:29:26,982 I'm fine. 514 00:29:27,026 --> 00:29:28,418 You want a hug? 515 00:29:28,462 --> 00:29:32,422 Tony, it's been 4 hours, one client... 516 00:29:32,466 --> 00:29:33,815 How does this work? 517 00:29:33,859 --> 00:29:37,253 - OK, relax, boss. - Tony will tell you, huh? 518 00:29:37,297 --> 00:29:39,778 There's an art to picking up chiquitas, 519 00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:42,432 and there's an art to picking up clients. 520 00:29:42,476 --> 00:29:44,783 Come, come! Go ahead! Take a U-turn. Cheers! 521 00:29:44,826 --> 00:29:47,002 Wow! Tall and blonde! Oh, sexy combo! 522 00:29:47,046 --> 00:29:49,570 Hurry, hurry! Quick! Follow! Wow! 523 00:29:51,398 --> 00:29:53,487 Hey, Miss Long Legs! 524 00:29:53,530 --> 00:29:56,055 You're too beautiful to take the bus, huh? 525 00:29:56,098 --> 00:29:57,926 Why don't you hop in the cab? 526 00:29:57,970 --> 00:29:59,232 Say something! 527 00:29:59,275 --> 00:30:01,930 - Hey, baby! - Do you work for NASA? 528 00:30:01,974 --> 00:30:03,714 'Cause you're out of this world! 529 00:30:04,977 --> 00:30:06,326 Oh shit! It's her! 530 00:30:07,327 --> 00:30:09,546 You got a lot of pick-up lines, huh? 531 00:30:09,590 --> 00:30:12,723 - Whoa, whoa! Shit! - Please, Miss! Please listen! 532 00:30:12,767 --> 00:30:15,683 Please listen! Excuse me, Miss! 533 00:30:15,726 --> 00:30:17,946 When did you get pregnant? 534 00:30:17,990 --> 00:30:19,818 Immaculate Conception. 535 00:30:20,862 --> 00:30:22,733 What am I saying?- Jerk! 536 00:30:22,777 --> 00:30:26,128 - Miss, I'm really sorry! - That came out totally wrong. 537 00:30:26,172 --> 00:30:28,348 It's getting late, and it's going to rain. 538 00:30:28,391 --> 00:30:30,829 Let me give you a ride, please. It's-- 539 00:30:32,961 --> 00:30:37,487 Please? It's really the least I can do. 540 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:43,972 So, have you been pregnant often? 541 00:30:44,016 --> 00:30:46,235 What's that supposed to mean? 542 00:30:46,279 --> 00:30:49,064 Nothing! I'm just making the small talk. 543 00:30:49,108 --> 00:30:51,023 Yeah, he is actually quite small. 544 00:30:52,938 --> 00:30:55,549 - Oh my God! - My water just broke! 545 00:30:55,592 --> 00:30:57,986 Shit, dude! You pissed her off so much, 546 00:30:58,030 --> 00:30:59,858 she actually peed her pants, huh? 547 00:30:59,901 --> 00:31:02,948 On the seat and the floor and the shoes and everything! 548 00:31:02,991 --> 00:31:05,733 You're gonna be OK! We need to get her to a hospital. 549 00:31:05,776 --> 00:31:06,865 Look at this traffic! 550 00:31:06,908 --> 00:31:08,562 - Do something! - Oh my God! Oh my God! 551 00:31:08,605 --> 00:31:11,695 - I'm gonna get us out, OK? - I'm gonna get us out of this! 552 00:31:11,739 --> 00:31:13,567 I can't believe it's happening now! 553 00:31:13,610 --> 00:31:15,656 Just please calm down, Miss! 554 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:22,576 - This is a cabbie emergency! - The baby is about to pop out! 555 00:31:22,619 --> 00:31:23,707 Please! Come on! 556 00:31:23,751 --> 00:31:25,840 How are you feeling today, Miss? 557 00:31:27,755 --> 00:31:29,191 I've been having contractions. 558 00:31:29,235 --> 00:31:32,020 - The doctor just said it was-- - False alarms! 559 00:31:32,064 --> 00:31:34,240 They're called Braxton Hicks contractions. 560 00:31:34,283 --> 00:31:35,806 Yeah! Exactly what he said. 561 00:31:35,850 --> 00:31:38,722 The baby is coming! Aaah! 562 00:31:39,810 --> 00:31:41,943 Now I think I feel it coming! 563 00:31:47,427 --> 00:31:49,951 - Come on! - Don't stop here, you idiot! 564 00:31:49,995 --> 00:31:53,824 Pull the car, Deepak! Come on! Indian style! Come on! 565 00:32:03,530 --> 00:32:06,620 - OK, OK! - Breathe! Just breathe! 566 00:32:06,663 --> 00:32:08,361 I'm gonna call 911, OK? 567 00:32:08,404 --> 00:32:09,884 They'll never make it. 568 00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:12,582 You'll have to get out, come around and take my place. 569 00:32:12,626 --> 00:32:14,410 - Take your place? - Are you crazy? 570 00:32:14,454 --> 00:32:15,977 I'm not going in the rain! 571 00:32:18,327 --> 00:32:19,633 Oh, OK! 572 00:32:24,986 --> 00:32:26,770 Hey! Hey! 573 00:32:28,598 --> 00:32:30,818 You need to come here, lie down headfirst. 574 00:32:30,861 --> 00:32:31,862 No! 575 00:32:31,906 --> 00:32:33,647 Please trust me. I'm a doctor. 576 00:32:33,690 --> 00:32:35,562 No! You're a cabbie! 577 00:32:35,605 --> 00:32:39,218 You're gonna have your baby here right here, right now. 578 00:32:39,261 --> 00:32:40,610 You have to trust me, OK? 579 00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:47,878 Let me in! Serious shrinkage, dude! 580 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:51,882 OK, just breathe. 581 00:32:51,926 --> 00:32:54,276 I'll be right back. 582 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:55,930 Wait, what? 583 00:33:00,152 --> 00:33:01,805 Hello!- Good! Good! 584 00:33:01,849 --> 00:33:04,721 It wasn't supposed to happen like this! 585 00:33:04,765 --> 00:33:07,202 I was supposed to remember this forever! 586 00:33:07,246 --> 00:33:08,638 OK! I'm on it! 587 00:33:08,682 --> 00:33:10,597 Don't even think about it! 588 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,033 Yes, ma'am! 589 00:33:13,426 --> 00:33:15,819 I need the vodka to clean my hands and arms! 590 00:33:15,863 --> 00:33:17,473 - With what? - With the vodka! 591 00:33:17,517 --> 00:33:19,823 OK, then say that! Go! 592 00:33:19,867 --> 00:33:21,042 OK! 593 00:33:21,086 --> 00:33:23,914 OK, now, Miss, Miss, Miss? 594 00:33:23,958 --> 00:33:26,482 I need to take off your pants now, OK? 595 00:33:26,526 --> 00:33:27,744 OK! 596 00:33:28,789 --> 00:33:30,573 Do you even know what you're doing? 597 00:33:30,617 --> 00:33:32,575 Why don't we just wait for an ambulance? 598 00:33:32,619 --> 00:33:36,362 Miss, you have to listen to me, OK? I'm a doctor. 599 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:40,540 I need you to open your legs now a little. 600 00:33:40,583 --> 00:33:41,758 - It's OK! - Good! 601 00:33:43,325 --> 00:33:46,546 - Breathe shallow and rapid! - Shallow and rapid breaths! 602 00:33:46,589 --> 00:33:47,938 OK? OK! 603 00:33:47,982 --> 00:33:49,636 Shallow! Breathe! 604 00:33:51,638 --> 00:33:55,033 Only push when you feel a contraction, OK? 605 00:33:55,076 --> 00:33:57,296 Yeah, only push when you have-- 606 00:33:57,339 --> 00:33:58,819 On second thought, tape this! 607 00:33:58,862 --> 00:34:01,343 If he does anything wrong, I'm gonna sue his ass! 608 00:34:01,387 --> 00:34:02,866 Yes! Yes, ma'am!- OK? 609 00:34:02,910 --> 00:34:04,346 Are you ready? Ready? 610 00:34:04,390 --> 00:34:05,869 Come on! Now breathe! 611 00:34:05,913 --> 00:34:07,523 Shallow, rapid breaths! 612 00:34:07,567 --> 00:34:10,178 - Shallow, rapid! - You can do this! 613 00:34:10,222 --> 00:34:11,571 Ready? Push! 614 00:34:11,614 --> 00:34:12,876 Push! 615 00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:14,095 Push, push, push! 616 00:34:20,232 --> 00:34:22,364 Hey, hey! You can do this! 617 00:34:22,408 --> 00:34:24,584 I can't do it like this! 618 00:34:24,627 --> 00:34:26,238 Yes, you can! You can do this! 619 00:34:26,281 --> 00:34:28,196 - No! - Tony, hand her the Ganesh! 620 00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:29,154 Yes, sir! 621 00:34:31,199 --> 00:34:33,767 - Yes, OK! Hold it tight! - It'll help! OK? 622 00:34:33,810 --> 00:34:37,292 Ready? Ready? Ready? Push! Push! Push! 623 00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:44,125 Push! OK! OK, I can see it! I can see the head! Push! Push! 624 00:34:44,169 --> 00:34:48,434 One, two, three! Push! Push! 625 00:34:50,610 --> 00:34:51,915 Push! Push! 626 00:35:01,882 --> 00:35:05,625 - Why isn't he crying? - Why isn't my baby crying? 627 00:35:05,668 --> 00:35:08,758 Something's wrong with the baby. Put it back in! 628 00:35:08,802 --> 00:35:13,111 - Why isn't my baby crying? - He's gonna be OK! 629 00:35:13,154 --> 00:35:14,373 Deepak, do something! 630 00:35:16,897 --> 00:35:18,812 It's OK! Shhh! 631 00:35:26,776 --> 00:35:30,258 - He's--he's crying! - He's crying! 632 00:35:30,302 --> 00:35:31,607 He's crying! Yes! 633 00:35:36,612 --> 00:35:39,876 Congratulations! It's a boy! 634 00:35:54,413 --> 00:35:57,155 - Then I saw the baby. - Good to go! 635 00:35:57,198 --> 00:35:59,244 A little bit of vomit came, actually. 636 00:35:59,287 --> 00:36:00,723 From me, not from the baby! 637 00:36:00,767 --> 00:36:03,726 Although, the baby also vomited, but that I've heard. 638 00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:05,119 Deepak told me natural juices 639 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:08,209 come from all parts of the baby and the mother. 640 00:36:08,253 --> 00:36:11,647 It's quite gross and beautiful, actually, at the same time. 641 00:36:11,691 --> 00:36:14,433 You know, cabbies are always prepared, 642 00:36:14,476 --> 00:36:16,130 and I had this vodka... 643 00:36:17,087 --> 00:36:18,872 Close it up! 644 00:36:21,744 --> 00:36:24,007 Actually, you know, I saved the day! 645 00:36:24,051 --> 00:36:25,357 I don't mean to be... 646 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:28,621 What can $37.50 get you nowadays? 647 00:36:28,664 --> 00:36:30,492 The cost of delivering a baby 648 00:36:30,536 --> 00:36:33,234 if you don't mind having the baby in the backseat of a cab. 649 00:36:33,278 --> 00:36:35,193 I'm on it! Come on! 650 00:36:35,236 --> 00:36:38,196 Now breathe! Shallow, rapid breaths! 651 00:36:39,936 --> 00:36:42,635 Hey! You can do this! You can do this, OK? 652 00:36:42,678 --> 00:36:45,028 You have to be strong! One more push! 653 00:36:45,072 --> 00:36:48,206 A young cab driver, Deepak V. Chopra, 654 00:36:48,249 --> 00:36:50,338 delivered a baby today in his cab. 655 00:36:50,382 --> 00:36:52,645 Something's wrong with the baby! 656 00:36:52,688 --> 00:36:55,213 Why isn't my baby crying? 657 00:37:07,007 --> 00:37:09,401 I heard you had quite the delivery! 658 00:37:09,444 --> 00:37:11,316 - Oh, you have no idea. - Mmm! 659 00:37:11,359 --> 00:37:12,447 Good morning! 660 00:37:12,491 --> 00:37:14,057 Hi!- Good morning! 661 00:37:14,101 --> 00:37:15,929 I hope I'm not interrupting. 662 00:37:15,972 --> 00:37:17,147 No! Come on in. 663 00:37:17,191 --> 00:37:18,366 Thank you! 664 00:37:19,933 --> 00:37:24,329 I--I thought I'd come and check up on my first patients. 665 00:37:24,372 --> 00:37:26,200 Hey, Dr. Cabbie! 666 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:27,767 You can call me Deepak. 667 00:37:27,810 --> 00:37:30,944 My name's Natalie, by the way. 668 00:37:30,987 --> 00:37:34,164 It's nice to meet you, Natalie! 669 00:37:37,820 --> 00:37:39,344 So, how is he doing? 670 00:37:39,387 --> 00:37:40,649 He's so good! 671 00:37:40,693 --> 00:37:41,781 Yeah? 672 00:37:41,824 --> 00:37:43,130 He's so beautiful! 673 00:37:43,173 --> 00:37:44,914 Have you found a name yet? 674 00:37:44,958 --> 00:37:46,133 I got nothing! 675 00:37:46,176 --> 00:37:48,135 I've been working on it all day. 676 00:37:48,178 --> 00:37:51,094 I can't think of anything. Any suggestions? 677 00:37:51,138 --> 00:37:52,487 Uh... 678 00:37:53,532 --> 00:37:55,403 How about Ganesh? 679 00:37:55,447 --> 00:37:57,927 Wait, you mean, like, that thing? 680 00:37:57,971 --> 00:38:01,104 That thing is the Hindu elephant god, Ganesh. 681 00:38:01,148 --> 00:38:02,541 Cool! 682 00:38:02,584 --> 00:38:05,718 They say he's the god of all things auspicious, 683 00:38:05,761 --> 00:38:07,459 the remover of all obstacles. 684 00:38:07,502 --> 00:38:10,766 So he's even more of a celebrity than you and I. 685 00:38:10,810 --> 00:38:12,638 I imagine that you've seen this? 686 00:38:12,681 --> 00:38:15,597 - "Hot Babe Gives..." - "Birth in a Cab." 687 00:38:15,641 --> 00:38:16,729 Awesome! 688 00:38:16,772 --> 00:38:18,687 I'm really sorry about all of this. 689 00:38:18,731 --> 00:38:22,212 My friend Tony, he says he accidentally hit Upload and-- 690 00:38:22,256 --> 00:38:23,344 Well, he's a jerk. 691 00:38:23,388 --> 00:38:24,824 I know. 692 00:38:27,130 --> 00:38:30,830 Do you, um, do you wanna hold him? 693 00:38:30,873 --> 00:38:32,614 I would love to. 694 00:38:32,658 --> 00:38:34,399 OK... 695 00:38:34,442 --> 00:38:36,314 Isn't he sweet? All right! 696 00:38:36,357 --> 00:38:37,358 Come on! Come on! 697 00:38:37,402 --> 00:38:38,403 Look it! Yeah! 698 00:38:38,446 --> 00:38:39,491 Yeah! 699 00:38:39,534 --> 00:38:40,622 Oh! 700 00:38:40,666 --> 00:38:43,799 Your father must be so proud! 701 00:38:45,148 --> 00:38:46,411 Colin? 702 00:38:47,803 --> 00:38:51,372 Your little accident is all over the damn press! 703 00:38:51,416 --> 00:38:53,635 This could cost you your bid! 704 00:38:53,679 --> 00:38:56,203 Oh, I look good in print! 705 00:38:56,246 --> 00:38:57,596 Hi, Dad! 706 00:38:57,639 --> 00:39:00,381 A bit of news and controversy is never a bad thing. 707 00:39:00,425 --> 00:39:01,339 Bonnie! 708 00:39:01,382 --> 00:39:03,950 - Have a seat! - It's a speed bump! 709 00:39:03,993 --> 00:39:06,387 Relax! I'm in it to win it. 710 00:39:06,431 --> 00:39:08,563 Then stop being a poster boy for page 3, 711 00:39:08,607 --> 00:39:10,217 and start making some real news! 712 00:39:10,260 --> 00:39:11,566 Headlines? Easy-peasy! 713 00:39:11,610 --> 00:39:13,873 I'll throw on a suit and start kissing babies. 714 00:39:13,916 --> 00:39:15,396 You wanna be the next mayor? 715 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:18,356 Then start by practising with your own baby! 716 00:39:18,399 --> 00:39:21,446 'Cause granddad wants a happy ending. 717 00:39:23,056 --> 00:39:25,058 Happy ending? 718 00:39:26,755 --> 00:39:28,496 You must be psychic. 719 00:39:28,540 --> 00:39:31,499 I can't wait 4 months for my appointment. 720 00:39:31,543 --> 00:39:32,631 I need Dr. Cabbie! 721 00:39:32,674 --> 00:39:34,633 We're Co-op Cabs, not Co-op Clinic. 722 00:39:34,676 --> 00:39:36,504 Can I speak with Dr. Cabbie? 723 00:39:36,548 --> 00:39:37,984 There's no doctor here! 724 00:39:38,027 --> 00:39:39,638 I can't find a family doctor! 725 00:39:39,681 --> 00:39:41,335 This isn't a doctor's office. 726 00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:42,858 My hemorrhoids are killing me! 727 00:39:42,902 --> 00:39:44,207 I'm getting a migraine! 728 00:39:44,251 --> 00:39:45,687 I'm not going to the emergency! 729 00:39:45,731 --> 00:39:47,820 Pete, someone's calling about a doctor? 730 00:39:47,863 --> 00:39:50,126 No, don't talk to me, Deepu! 731 00:39:50,170 --> 00:39:53,216 The whole world knows about my son's heroism, except me. 732 00:39:53,260 --> 00:39:54,566 Ma! 733 00:39:54,609 --> 00:39:57,177 Do you know how many messages I've sent you? 734 00:39:57,220 --> 00:39:59,440 Ma, your son is a famous cabbie now. 735 00:39:59,484 --> 00:40:00,702 Famous cabbie? Hmph! 736 00:40:00,746 --> 00:40:02,791 - So I should be proud of you? - Yeah! 737 00:40:02,835 --> 00:40:06,099 Gandhi says that, "The only way to find yourself 738 00:40:06,142 --> 00:40:09,189 "is to lose yourself in the service of others," 739 00:40:09,232 --> 00:40:10,843 so we are very proud of you! 740 00:40:10,886 --> 00:40:12,192 Thank you, Auntie! 741 00:40:14,934 --> 00:40:16,979 Pick up that box! 742 00:40:17,023 --> 00:40:18,067 What is it? 743 00:40:18,111 --> 00:40:19,634 Just pick it up! 744 00:40:28,774 --> 00:40:30,340 Oh! 745 00:40:35,650 --> 00:40:37,435 Papa's stethoscope... 746 00:40:38,740 --> 00:40:40,438 Oh, Ma! 747 00:40:41,308 --> 00:40:43,136 Thank you! 748 00:40:50,143 --> 00:40:52,885 Gandhi would've been proud too! 749 00:40:55,322 --> 00:40:58,717 - Thank you for picking us up! - You didn't have to do that. 750 00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:02,198 Well, I just couldn't trust you with any other cabbie. 751 00:41:02,242 --> 00:41:04,287 It's crazy that something so small 752 00:41:04,331 --> 00:41:06,202 is gonna take over my entire life. 753 00:41:06,246 --> 00:41:09,510 As a new mother, you have so much to look forward to. 754 00:41:09,554 --> 00:41:13,122 Yeah, I know. 3:00 a.m. feeds, dirty diapers, breast pumps... 755 00:41:15,603 --> 00:41:17,083 Shhh, shhh, shhh! 756 00:41:17,126 --> 00:41:18,780 He's here! 757 00:41:18,824 --> 00:41:19,694 Hey, guys! 758 00:41:19,738 --> 00:41:21,435 Hey!- Hey! 759 00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:23,393 - What's going on? - Hey, buddy! 760 00:41:23,437 --> 00:41:25,613 Can't help you, boss. 761 00:41:25,657 --> 00:41:27,485 I mean, honestly, it isn't fair. 762 00:41:27,528 --> 00:41:28,834 If you get fired for that, 763 00:41:28,877 --> 00:41:31,140 then Tony should've been fired, like, 100 times. 764 00:41:31,184 --> 00:41:32,533 I'm getting fired? 765 00:41:32,577 --> 00:41:34,796 You had a chick with her legs open in your cab! 766 00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:35,928 He messed up! 767 00:41:35,971 --> 00:41:37,538 That's only allowed in Amsterdam. 768 00:41:37,582 --> 00:41:39,888 Your suspension papers. 769 00:41:39,932 --> 00:41:41,324 What? 770 00:41:42,282 --> 00:41:43,544 Pete! 771 00:41:43,588 --> 00:41:44,893 Open it. 772 00:41:48,636 --> 00:41:51,421 Who's she? I'm not hiring anymore of your friends. 773 00:41:51,465 --> 00:41:54,163 - Oh, no. She only rides me. - With me! With me! 774 00:41:57,297 --> 00:41:58,646 Congratulations, man! 775 00:41:58,690 --> 00:42:00,082 - Congratulations! - Yeah! 776 00:42:02,171 --> 00:42:03,172 Cabbie! Dr. Cabbie! 777 00:42:04,347 --> 00:42:05,914 I'm putting you in the square one! 778 00:42:05,958 --> 00:42:07,220 Square one? 779 00:42:07,263 --> 00:42:09,222 ♪ Yeah, yeah, Dr. Cabbie ♪ 780 00:42:09,265 --> 00:42:11,529 Good morning! Co-op Taxi! 781 00:42:13,879 --> 00:42:16,708 Do you know why there's such a shortage of doctors 782 00:42:16,751 --> 00:42:18,187 in this country? 783 00:42:18,231 --> 00:42:20,712 'Cause you're all are too busy driving cabs! 784 00:42:20,755 --> 00:42:23,715 When was the last time you had your prostate checked? 785 00:42:23,758 --> 00:42:25,499 What? 786 00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:28,241 Co-op Taxi? 787 00:42:28,284 --> 00:42:29,590 Everything is normal. 788 00:42:29,634 --> 00:42:30,939 Cholesterol is a bit high, 789 00:42:30,983 --> 00:42:33,768 so we have to get you moving. 790 00:42:35,030 --> 00:42:36,205 Come on, Mimi! 791 00:42:36,249 --> 00:42:38,425 Hey! No! No ice cream, Mimi! 792 00:42:38,468 --> 00:42:39,644 No ice cream! 793 00:42:39,687 --> 00:42:41,471 I've had this pain all morning. 794 00:42:41,515 --> 00:42:44,692 Sir, I'm going to need you to place two of these 795 00:42:44,736 --> 00:42:46,738 under your tongue. 796 00:42:49,088 --> 00:42:51,394 Hey, I have a big meeting in 15 minutes. 797 00:42:51,438 --> 00:42:54,223 Sir, you're gonna have a heart attack in 15 minutes. 798 00:43:15,070 --> 00:43:17,072 - OK! - Thank you! 799 00:43:18,030 --> 00:43:19,422 Hi, doc! I got this problem. 800 00:43:19,466 --> 00:43:22,295 I got this really stupid friend 801 00:43:22,338 --> 00:43:23,905 who had this real drunken night 802 00:43:23,949 --> 00:43:25,167 and he hooked up with this-- 803 00:43:25,211 --> 00:43:27,387 I guess it was a girl, but kind of like a guy. 804 00:43:27,430 --> 00:43:29,563 She had man hands. Now he thinks he has an STD. 805 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:32,566 He should've known because the minute she opened her legs, 806 00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:35,003 it made your eyes water, I mean, his eyes water. 807 00:43:35,047 --> 00:43:37,440 - Calm down, sir. - Just drop your pants. 808 00:43:37,484 --> 00:43:40,226 Come on! Let's take a look. 809 00:43:40,269 --> 00:43:41,662 Be gentle, all right? 810 00:43:41,706 --> 00:43:44,143 I haven't "manscaped" since it happened, so get ready! 811 00:43:44,186 --> 00:43:46,232 Get those weed wackers out! 812 00:43:46,275 --> 00:43:48,060 You gotta get rid of the pain. 813 00:43:48,103 --> 00:43:50,671 If you wanna leave the swelling, I'm OK with that. 814 00:43:50,715 --> 00:43:52,978 I don't need it, but you know what I mean? 815 00:43:53,021 --> 00:43:54,893 Every little bit helps, am I right? 816 00:43:54,936 --> 00:43:56,721 This guy knows what I'm talking about! 817 00:44:01,813 --> 00:44:02,944 Pain?- No. 818 00:44:02,988 --> 00:44:04,685 There?- Yes! 819 00:44:08,167 --> 00:44:09,603 You call this music, yo? 820 00:44:09,647 --> 00:44:11,649 This is Indian music, sir. 821 00:44:11,692 --> 00:44:14,695 - That ain't no music. - Check it! Watch this! 822 00:44:16,958 --> 00:44:18,481 OK! 823 00:44:21,310 --> 00:44:23,095 Are you OK, sir? 824 00:44:23,138 --> 00:44:25,445 - What's going on? - His appendix is inflamed. 825 00:44:25,488 --> 00:44:26,533 He'll be fine. 826 00:44:26,576 --> 00:44:28,448 We have to rush him to emergency. 827 00:44:31,233 --> 00:44:34,802 How do you tell the difference between an oral thermometer 828 00:44:34,846 --> 00:44:36,282 and a rectal thermometer? 829 00:44:36,325 --> 00:44:37,675 The taste! 830 00:44:46,422 --> 00:44:50,513 This is turning into a real pain in the ass. 831 00:44:53,734 --> 00:44:55,431 All stocked up, boss? 832 00:44:55,475 --> 00:44:59,000 Your pimp just booked a bunch of new appointments. 833 00:44:59,044 --> 00:45:02,525 And somebody called for a refill on a prescription. 834 00:45:02,569 --> 00:45:05,833 So what's next? Surgery? 835 00:45:05,877 --> 00:45:08,618 - I know I'm in deep, Pete. - Yes, you are. 836 00:45:08,662 --> 00:45:11,273 But at least I'm making a difference! 837 00:45:11,317 --> 00:45:12,666 Yeah! We all are. 838 00:45:15,843 --> 00:45:18,672 I told my son I was dying, last night. 839 00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:20,326 No, Pete! No! 840 00:45:20,369 --> 00:45:24,809 I know! I'm living now. 841 00:45:26,158 --> 00:45:30,205 I believe the expression is: "I'm living for the moment." 842 00:45:30,249 --> 00:45:33,469 Oh, yeah! Well... 843 00:45:35,254 --> 00:45:36,734 OK... 844 00:45:36,777 --> 00:45:38,692 Come on. Let's go. 845 00:45:42,087 --> 00:45:43,523 What happened? 846 00:45:43,566 --> 00:45:46,221 You got that puppy-dog look today. 847 00:45:46,265 --> 00:45:47,614 No! 848 00:45:47,657 --> 00:45:49,268 Natalie, right? 849 00:45:50,443 --> 00:45:52,271 Is it that obvious? 850 00:45:53,838 --> 00:45:56,144 The expression is: 851 00:45:56,188 --> 00:46:00,235 "There's no cure for love." 852 00:46:00,279 --> 00:46:03,195 You gotta grab it by the balls 853 00:46:03,238 --> 00:46:06,633 and take it for a ride! 854 00:46:10,419 --> 00:46:12,857 Hey, cabbie! 855 00:46:16,121 --> 00:46:17,992 You stalking that blonde? 856 00:46:18,036 --> 00:46:19,689 I'm busy! Go away, kid! 857 00:46:20,690 --> 00:46:22,170 You pervert! 858 00:46:22,214 --> 00:46:23,563 What's your problem, huh? 859 00:46:23,606 --> 00:46:26,218 - You're such a loser! - What's your problem? 860 00:46:26,261 --> 00:46:27,567 She's too hot for you! 861 00:46:27,610 --> 00:46:28,524 Come back here! 862 00:46:28,568 --> 00:46:29,874 Forget about it! 863 00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:40,798 - Hello? - Hey! 864 00:46:40,841 --> 00:46:42,190 Natalie! 865 00:46:42,234 --> 00:46:45,585 Hi! How are you? 866 00:46:45,628 --> 00:46:48,109 - Oh, I'm fine. - You know, just tired. 867 00:46:48,153 --> 00:46:50,242 How are you doing? 868 00:46:50,285 --> 00:46:51,460 Oh, I'm so busy! 869 00:46:51,504 --> 00:46:53,941 I'm helping out at my uncle's restaurant. 870 00:46:53,985 --> 00:46:55,900 Hmm! 871 00:46:55,943 --> 00:46:59,860 Yeah, you should come by and see the baby sometime. 872 00:46:59,904 --> 00:47:04,386 - Uh, I would love to! - How's tomorrow? 873 00:47:05,648 --> 00:47:07,302 OK! 874 00:47:07,346 --> 00:47:09,565 OK! See you soon! 875 00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:12,873 Yes! 876 00:47:14,005 --> 00:47:15,789 Whoo! 877 00:47:19,532 --> 00:47:20,446 Idiot! 878 00:47:20,489 --> 00:47:21,969 Get out of the street! 879 00:47:24,058 --> 00:47:27,845 ♪♪ All I need is you 880 00:47:27,888 --> 00:47:30,891 ♪ All I need is you 881 00:47:30,935 --> 00:47:34,982 ♪ And I'm so glad I've found you ♪ 882 00:47:35,026 --> 00:47:38,812 ♪ And I'm so glad I've found you ♪ 883 00:47:40,422 --> 00:47:44,296 ♪ I never thought I'd ever find a love like this ♪ 884 00:47:44,339 --> 00:47:47,995 ♪ I never thought I'd find someone like you ♪ 885 00:47:48,039 --> 00:47:52,695 ♪ I thought I'd go through life being so lonely ♪ 886 00:47:52,739 --> 00:47:55,437 ♪ I never thought I'd need it like I do ♪ 887 00:47:55,481 --> 00:47:59,180 ♪ Ooh I wanna be your girl, oh ♪ 888 00:47:59,224 --> 00:48:02,836 ♪ I've been searching around the world ♪ 889 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:06,579 ♪ And all I need is you 890 00:48:06,622 --> 00:48:11,366 ♪ All I need is you. Ooh All I need is you... ♪♪ 891 00:48:11,410 --> 00:48:13,194 Rani, what is he doing? 892 00:48:13,238 --> 00:48:14,369 He thinks it's a girl! 893 00:48:14,413 --> 00:48:15,718 He's so cute! 894 00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:19,418 - Hi! - Hi! 895 00:48:21,072 --> 00:48:22,856 My Deepu's in love. 896 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:24,249 With a mop. 897 00:48:24,292 --> 00:48:27,992 Love is meant to be enjoyed, not understood. 898 00:48:29,254 --> 00:48:30,951 You're so wise. 899 00:48:30,995 --> 00:48:33,127 Yeah! 900 00:48:34,215 --> 00:48:36,348 Good, good, good, good! 901 00:48:37,958 --> 00:48:39,742 Good boy! 902 00:48:41,266 --> 00:48:43,964 This was my father's. 903 00:48:44,008 --> 00:48:47,402 My heartbeat was the first one he heard from it. 904 00:48:47,446 --> 00:48:49,404 See? Hey! 905 00:48:50,492 --> 00:48:52,233 He's beautiful! 906 00:48:52,277 --> 00:48:53,408 Thank you! 907 00:48:53,452 --> 00:48:55,715 You have your mother's eyes! 908 00:48:55,758 --> 00:48:57,064 Yeah, you do! 909 00:48:57,108 --> 00:49:01,068 High five! Give me a high five! 910 00:49:01,112 --> 00:49:05,333 - You must be hungry. - I cooked dinner. 911 00:49:05,377 --> 00:49:07,118 I'm starving! Let's eat. 912 00:49:10,034 --> 00:49:13,907 ♪♪ Ooh, oh, yeah 913 00:49:18,346 --> 00:49:19,957 You like steak, right? 914 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,610 Love it! 915 00:49:21,654 --> 00:49:23,134 Yeah?- Yeah. 916 00:49:23,177 --> 00:49:25,049 ♪ I would do anything for your love... ♪ 917 00:49:25,092 --> 00:49:26,964 It was between this and lobster. 918 00:49:27,007 --> 00:49:28,313 Yeah! 919 00:49:30,793 --> 00:49:35,711 Mmm! Holy cow! That is good! 920 00:49:35,755 --> 00:49:37,539 Thank you! 921 00:49:44,851 --> 00:49:46,157 I'm sorry! 922 00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:47,810 Oh, it's OK! Shhh! 923 00:49:47,854 --> 00:49:51,901 ♪ I'll do anything for your love ♪♪ 924 00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:05,480 ♪♪ Oh! Are you ready? 925 00:50:05,524 --> 00:50:07,134 I am ready! 926 00:50:09,745 --> 00:50:12,009 ♪ Can you feel me? 927 00:50:13,575 --> 00:50:16,143 - I just wanna eat it! - Come here, darling! 928 00:50:16,187 --> 00:50:18,580 - You want me to come? - OK, I'm coming! 929 00:50:18,624 --> 00:50:20,930 ♪ Let me show you Don't be shy ♪ 930 00:50:22,976 --> 00:50:25,239 ♪ What I love and what I like ♪ 931 00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:28,155 ♪ I'm really feeling you and I 932 00:50:28,199 --> 00:50:29,765 Yeah! Oh! 933 00:50:29,809 --> 00:50:34,466 ♪ Make you want me Boy, make you want me ♪ 934 00:50:35,902 --> 00:50:38,209 ♪ Let me take you high and low 935 00:50:38,252 --> 00:50:39,775 Wait!- What? 936 00:50:39,819 --> 00:50:40,950 Oh! Ah! Ah! Ah! 937 00:50:40,994 --> 00:50:42,561 Uh-huh! 938 00:50:42,604 --> 00:50:45,259 ♪ Gonna spin and you won't know which way to go... ♪ 939 00:50:45,303 --> 00:50:47,131 - Oh! Hey! Yeah! - Let's do this! 940 00:50:47,174 --> 00:50:48,828 Mimi! 941 00:50:51,613 --> 00:50:53,050 Going to bed! 942 00:50:53,093 --> 00:50:55,530 ♪ Let me show you Don't be shy ♪ 943 00:50:57,228 --> 00:50:59,665 ♪ What I love and what I like ♪ 944 00:50:59,708 --> 00:51:04,800 How many times I tell you, no doing sex here in my house! 945 00:51:04,844 --> 00:51:07,194 I'm not doing sex in your house. 946 00:51:07,238 --> 00:51:09,979 Hey! Who's that? 947 00:51:10,023 --> 00:51:11,546 Where? 948 00:51:11,590 --> 00:51:13,679 - Where! The signor-- - The signor-- 949 00:51:15,246 --> 00:51:17,596 What do you have in your mouth? 950 00:51:17,639 --> 00:51:19,337 Bubble gum. 951 00:51:19,380 --> 00:51:21,295 Bubble gum? Show me! 952 00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:36,919 ♪ Boy, make you want me ♪ 953 00:51:46,146 --> 00:51:47,408 What time is it? 954 00:51:48,757 --> 00:51:50,542 - What's up, Love Muffin? - Yeah? 955 00:51:50,585 --> 00:51:53,414 Colin, I told you to clean up this baby mess! 956 00:51:53,458 --> 00:51:54,981 Is it sex 'o clock already? 957 00:51:55,024 --> 00:51:57,940 The press is on us like diaper rash! Get on it now! 958 00:51:57,984 --> 00:52:00,465 - No, no, no! Yeah, OK. - No, I heard you, Dad. 959 00:52:00,508 --> 00:52:02,206 - Yeah, I'll deal with it. - NOW! 960 00:52:02,249 --> 00:52:04,425 I said I'll deal with it. OK, bye! 961 00:52:04,469 --> 00:52:05,861 Hey, what's going on? 962 00:52:05,905 --> 00:52:07,124 Cancel my massage. 963 00:52:07,167 --> 00:52:09,561 And get me a nice gift for a newborn 964 00:52:09,604 --> 00:52:12,041 and the newspaper and some breakfast 965 00:52:12,085 --> 00:52:14,392 and a scotch and a cup of coffee. 966 00:52:14,435 --> 00:52:15,610 Stupid baby! 967 00:52:15,654 --> 00:52:17,612 Thank you, doctor. 968 00:52:17,656 --> 00:52:19,397 Of course! 969 00:52:29,407 --> 00:52:34,455 So, whatever happened between you and him? 970 00:52:34,499 --> 00:52:36,892 Him who? 971 00:52:36,936 --> 00:52:38,503 The baby's father. 972 00:52:38,546 --> 00:52:40,287 Colin.- Mm-hmm. 973 00:52:40,331 --> 00:52:42,159 Well... 974 00:52:43,334 --> 00:52:45,640 I was a young lawyer, 975 00:52:45,684 --> 00:52:49,818 and I thought he had everything: 976 00:52:49,862 --> 00:52:53,213 career, looks, charm. 977 00:52:53,257 --> 00:52:56,173 He asked me to look over his briefs, 978 00:52:56,216 --> 00:52:58,914 and I thought he meant legal papers. 979 00:53:00,742 --> 00:53:03,180 A week later, he stopped calling me Pumpkin, 980 00:53:03,223 --> 00:53:05,094 and then no more calls. 981 00:53:05,138 --> 00:53:08,054 What happened when you told him you were pregnant? 982 00:53:08,097 --> 00:53:09,316 He asked me whose it was, 983 00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:11,318 and had me kicked out of the firm. 984 00:53:11,362 --> 00:53:13,494 Thanks to him, I serve coffee for a living. 985 00:53:16,367 --> 00:53:20,458 Mmm! I have no idea who it is. One second. 986 00:53:24,897 --> 00:53:27,160 - Daddy's home! - What are you doing here? 987 00:53:27,204 --> 00:53:28,509 I come bearing gifts. 988 00:53:28,553 --> 00:53:31,512 Something for Mommy, something for little Colin Jr. 989 00:53:31,556 --> 00:53:32,992 Uh, where is he? Is he inside? 990 00:53:33,035 --> 00:53:34,733 Hey, little guy! Little Colin Jr.! 991 00:53:34,776 --> 00:53:36,038 His name is Ganesh! 992 00:53:36,082 --> 00:53:38,389 - G-g-gesundheit! - Sorry. What did you say? 993 00:53:38,432 --> 00:53:39,825 - I'm serious. - Ganesh? Really? 994 00:53:39,868 --> 00:53:42,480 Is that a vindaloo dish at a cheap Indian take-out? 995 00:53:42,523 --> 00:53:43,698 These are for you. 996 00:53:43,742 --> 00:53:46,310 It means "god of all things auspicious, 997 00:53:46,353 --> 00:53:47,702 "remover of obstacles." 998 00:53:47,746 --> 00:53:50,270 - Hi! We didn't order a cab. - How did you get in here? 999 00:53:50,314 --> 00:53:51,358 Don't be a jerk! 1000 00:53:51,402 --> 00:53:53,055 He delivered my baby. This is Deepak. 1001 00:53:53,099 --> 00:53:54,753 - Thank you very much! - It's fine! 1002 00:53:54,796 --> 00:53:58,452 Hold these for a second, 'cause I have something for you. 1003 00:53:58,496 --> 00:54:01,020 I wanted to thank you. It's your delivery fee. 1004 00:54:01,063 --> 00:54:01,977 NO, no! It's-- 1005 00:54:03,327 --> 00:54:05,459 - Please don't do that! - I gotta go. 1006 00:54:05,503 --> 00:54:07,592 - Thank you! - Get the hell out of my house! 1007 00:54:07,635 --> 00:54:10,334 OK. Look, I don't know what's going on with you two, 1008 00:54:10,377 --> 00:54:13,075 but the cabbie can drive you to the show room, 1009 00:54:13,119 --> 00:54:15,034 but he can't buy you the Dior handbag. 1010 00:54:15,077 --> 00:54:17,428 The good things in life need the good money, 1011 00:54:17,471 --> 00:54:18,429 and you know that. 1012 00:54:18,472 --> 00:54:20,387 Think about it. 1013 00:54:24,173 --> 00:54:28,700 Dr. Cabbie, it's Edith, uh, Mrs. Robinson. 1014 00:54:28,743 --> 00:54:32,138 Yeah, I think something's wrong. 1015 00:54:34,314 --> 00:54:36,882 It's good to see you again, Mrs. Robinson. 1016 00:54:36,925 --> 00:54:39,450 - Thank you, doctor. - OK! Let's take a look. 1017 00:54:44,672 --> 00:54:48,589 Mrs. Robinson, you need to see an ophthalmologist right away. 1018 00:54:48,633 --> 00:54:50,852 My health plan only allows that once a year. 1019 00:54:50,896 --> 00:54:52,245 It'll have to wait. 1020 00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:55,727 Let's end our date with a drive to the hospital. 1021 00:54:55,770 --> 00:54:58,817 Now, Mrs. Robinson, blood pressure medication, Ramipril, 1022 00:54:58,860 --> 00:55:00,122 once a day. 1023 00:55:00,166 --> 00:55:02,821 Oh, son, you're taking a huge risk. 1024 00:55:04,388 --> 00:55:05,954 Shall we? 1025 00:55:10,481 --> 00:55:12,309 They're so big! 1026 00:55:12,352 --> 00:55:14,006 I know! 1027 00:55:14,049 --> 00:55:15,964 You can have them too! 1028 00:55:17,488 --> 00:55:18,532 Socks! 1029 00:55:18,576 --> 00:55:20,665 - Yeah, socks! - No one has to know! 1030 00:55:20,708 --> 00:55:22,231 All right! 1031 00:55:22,275 --> 00:55:23,407 Underneath, so like... 1032 00:55:24,495 --> 00:55:26,105 - So it's, like, boobies! - I like! 1033 00:55:26,148 --> 00:55:27,628 All right!- Is the tea hot? 1034 00:55:27,672 --> 00:55:29,674 - Rani? Put this over there! - Yeah? OK! 1035 00:55:29,717 --> 00:55:31,371 They're gonna be here soon, guys! 1036 00:55:31,415 --> 00:55:34,243 - Look at these gulab jamun. - They're completely cold! 1037 00:55:34,287 --> 00:55:36,071 Go and microwave them, then! Please! 1038 00:55:36,115 --> 00:55:38,987 - I think it looks... - Come on, honey! 1039 00:55:39,031 --> 00:55:41,163 - Put this over there! Yeah! - Hello, family! 1040 00:55:41,207 --> 00:55:42,600 - They're here! - Oh! 1041 00:55:42,643 --> 00:55:44,297 - Ah, Natalie! - Welcome to our home! 1042 00:55:44,341 --> 00:55:46,473 - Yeah! - Natalie, can I have the baby? 1043 00:55:46,517 --> 00:55:48,345 Oh, our little, white Ganesh! 1044 00:55:48,388 --> 00:55:50,695 - My little Ganesh! - Just look at him! 1045 00:55:50,738 --> 00:55:52,653 - Come, come, come! - Oh my God! 1046 00:55:52,697 --> 00:55:54,655 Come, come!- Look at him! 1047 00:55:54,699 --> 00:55:57,397 "Look at him!" 1048 00:55:57,441 --> 00:55:58,572 Hi, guys! 1049 00:55:58,616 --> 00:56:01,009 Open your eyes, baby! 1050 00:56:01,053 --> 00:56:03,403 He's a darling! 1051 00:56:03,447 --> 00:56:04,535 Little baby nose! 1052 00:56:05,710 --> 00:56:07,755 His eyes are just like Deepu's! Look! 1053 00:56:07,799 --> 00:56:09,235 How did that happen? 1054 00:56:09,278 --> 00:56:11,237 That's because we're all connected 1055 00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:12,891 by an akashicfield. 1056 00:56:12,934 --> 00:56:14,414 Of course! 1057 00:56:14,458 --> 00:56:16,851 You know, Deepu's never had a girlfriend before. 1058 00:56:16,895 --> 00:56:18,723 Oh, nice boy! 1059 00:56:18,766 --> 00:56:20,464 You're so lucky! 1060 00:56:20,507 --> 00:56:25,251 I had to kiss a lot of frogs before I found my maharaja! 1061 00:56:25,294 --> 00:56:27,340 Me! 1062 00:56:28,472 --> 00:56:31,344 Where, um, where'd you find him? 1063 00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:34,347 - Well... - Oh! Try the gulab jamun! 1064 00:56:34,391 --> 00:56:36,436 - Brown balls? - Yeah! 1065 00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:37,916 They're very good. 1066 00:56:37,959 --> 00:56:40,222 Once you go brown, you'll never frown. 1067 00:56:40,266 --> 00:56:41,572 - So true. - Great! 1068 00:56:41,615 --> 00:56:42,790 - Promise! - Huh? 1069 00:56:42,834 --> 00:56:44,401 Do it, Deepu! Do it! 1070 00:56:44,444 --> 00:56:45,445 Huh? 1071 00:56:45,489 --> 00:56:46,707 Yeah, OK! 1072 00:56:49,623 --> 00:56:52,017 Mrs. Chopra, you must be so proud 1073 00:56:52,060 --> 00:56:55,107 to have such a caring, compassionate son. 1074 00:56:55,150 --> 00:56:57,109 So, you mean I don't have to worry 1075 00:56:57,152 --> 00:56:59,154 about Deepu's marriage anymore? 1076 00:56:59,198 --> 00:57:00,242 Ma!- Hmm... 1077 00:57:00,286 --> 00:57:01,287 Joking! 1078 00:57:01,330 --> 00:57:02,897 You're so lucky! 1079 00:57:02,941 --> 00:57:04,986 I always told the studmuffin: 1080 00:57:05,030 --> 00:57:07,336 "Let a nice girl dance into your heart... 1081 00:57:07,380 --> 00:57:11,036 "Not the back of your cab." 1082 00:57:11,079 --> 00:57:12,516 Funny! 1083 00:57:14,909 --> 00:57:16,650 He's so funny! 1084 00:57:16,694 --> 00:57:19,436 Did Rani dance her way into your heart? 1085 00:57:19,479 --> 00:57:20,915 Uh... 1086 00:57:24,658 --> 00:57:26,660 Yes, Uncle, tell us! 1087 00:57:26,704 --> 00:57:28,053 - OK, OK... - Come on! 1088 00:57:28,096 --> 00:57:30,098 It was so long ago! 1089 00:57:30,142 --> 00:57:33,275 Tell them, honey! Tell them! 1090 00:57:33,319 --> 00:57:35,147 It was the 90s.- Yeah! 1091 00:57:35,190 --> 00:57:37,323 I'd been here 3 years. 1092 00:57:37,366 --> 00:57:40,413 The government was sending me back to India 1093 00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:41,762 on urgent business. 1094 00:57:43,198 --> 00:57:44,939 But before I left, 1095 00:57:44,983 --> 00:57:48,595 there was one thing I simply had to do: 1096 00:57:48,639 --> 00:57:49,857 watch Renée Rogers dance 1097 00:57:49,901 --> 00:57:52,120 at my favourite venue for the performing arts. 1098 00:57:55,950 --> 00:57:57,038 You?- I know! 1099 00:57:57,082 --> 00:58:00,128 I bought a front-row orchestra seat. 1100 00:58:02,348 --> 00:58:03,567 Big money! 1101 00:58:03,610 --> 00:58:06,961 That night, Rani was Eve, 1102 00:58:07,005 --> 00:58:09,486 and the stage was her garden. 1103 00:58:09,529 --> 00:58:11,749 Yeah! Like magic! 1104 00:58:11,792 --> 00:58:15,753 Such poise, such artistry... 1105 00:58:15,796 --> 00:58:19,408 Oh, honey! He's so sweet! 1106 00:58:19,452 --> 00:58:22,368 The finer details of her costume 1107 00:58:22,411 --> 00:58:24,588 filled my eyes with wonder. 1108 00:58:24,631 --> 00:58:25,676 Silky! 1109 00:58:25,719 --> 00:58:27,982 I was so moved... 1110 00:58:30,289 --> 00:58:34,249 ...I was ready to pop the question. 1111 00:58:34,293 --> 00:58:35,555 So romantic! 1112 00:58:35,599 --> 00:58:37,122 Marry me, babe! 1113 00:58:39,341 --> 00:58:44,085 Please! Make me the happiest man alive, darling! 1114 00:58:44,129 --> 00:58:45,826 Ah! 1115 00:58:45,870 --> 00:58:47,480 Looks like I just did! 1116 00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:49,700 Hmm! That's so romantic! 1117 00:58:49,743 --> 00:58:51,528 That's so sweet! 1118 00:58:51,571 --> 00:58:56,533 You know, Viju, I always say: "When in Rome, do the Romans!" 1119 00:58:56,576 --> 00:58:57,577 I did! 1120 00:59:13,419 --> 00:59:14,681 Hmm? 1121 00:59:24,735 --> 00:59:26,998 ♪♪ Don't, don't, don't you want me... ♪ 1122 00:59:27,041 --> 00:59:28,565 I hope you're ready, doctor! 1123 00:59:30,784 --> 00:59:33,482 - Yeah! Come on! - Mimi, no! No, Mimi! 1124 00:59:33,526 --> 00:59:35,484 Sexy doctor! 1125 00:59:35,528 --> 00:59:37,443 ♪ Don't you want me? 1126 00:59:37,486 --> 00:59:39,576 ♪ Let me show you Don't be shy ♪ 1127 00:59:41,926 --> 00:59:43,841 ♪ What I love and what I like ♪ 1128 00:59:43,884 --> 00:59:45,233 No, Mimi! Please! Please! 1129 00:59:45,277 --> 00:59:47,845 ♪ I'm really feeling you tonight ♪ 1130 00:59:47,888 --> 00:59:49,150 Tony, wake up! 1131 00:59:49,194 --> 00:59:50,674 Mmm! 1132 00:59:50,717 --> 00:59:52,980 ♪ Boy, make you want me 1133 00:59:53,024 --> 00:59:54,329 Hey! 1134 00:59:54,373 --> 00:59:56,897 ♪ Let me show you Don't be shy ♪ 1135 00:59:56,941 --> 00:59:59,030 ♪ Don't be shy What I love... ♪♪ 1136 00:59:59,073 --> 01:00:00,988 Please! Tony! 1137 01:00:02,686 --> 01:00:04,426 Deepak!- No! 1138 01:00:04,470 --> 01:00:06,733 Mimi! Mimi! 1139 01:00:11,695 --> 01:00:14,088 Natalie, look, I've stopped drinking. 1140 01:00:14,132 --> 01:00:15,742 I'm--I'm cleaning up my act. 1141 01:00:15,786 --> 01:00:17,570 Look, I know I've been an ass, 1142 01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:20,268 and I do not expect you to forgive me, OK? 1143 01:00:20,312 --> 01:00:22,270 Hear me out! Hear me out! 1144 01:00:22,314 --> 01:00:26,492 Look, look, I'll--I'll understand if you say no. 1145 01:00:30,104 --> 01:00:32,193 Can I just hold my son? 1146 01:00:32,237 --> 01:00:34,369 Look at that smile! 1147 01:00:34,413 --> 01:00:38,069 Oh! That's the most beautiful face I've ever seen. 1148 01:00:38,112 --> 01:00:39,070 Hmm! 1149 01:00:40,288 --> 01:00:41,594 We do good work! 1150 01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:42,639 Huh! 1151 01:00:46,555 --> 01:00:48,601 Whoa! Broke a window! 1152 01:00:51,343 --> 01:00:53,519 You've done a very good job. 1153 01:00:53,562 --> 01:00:55,695 Our backers are very pleased! 1154 01:00:55,739 --> 01:00:58,176 The media is loving our family-man spin. 1155 01:00:58,219 --> 01:01:00,178 Yeah, but it's killing my mojo. 1156 01:01:00,221 --> 01:01:02,746 Excuses, excuses! 1157 01:01:02,789 --> 01:01:06,010 There's 3 things you need to win an election: 1158 01:01:06,053 --> 01:01:08,447 money, media and minorities. 1159 01:01:08,490 --> 01:01:10,188 Come on, Bonnie! 1160 01:01:12,016 --> 01:01:15,672 ♪♪ In Napoli, when love is king... ♪ 1161 01:01:15,715 --> 01:01:17,674 So, welcome to my home! 1162 01:01:17,717 --> 01:01:19,371 Well, upstairs... I live upstairs. 1163 01:01:19,414 --> 01:01:20,328 Oh, OK! 1164 01:01:22,287 --> 01:01:25,377 ♪ That's what they say 1165 01:01:27,553 --> 01:01:29,990 ♪ ♪ 1166 01:01:30,034 --> 01:01:34,778 ♪ When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie ♪ 1167 01:01:34,821 --> 01:01:36,997 ♪ That's amore 1168 01:01:38,433 --> 01:01:43,787 ♪ When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine ♪ 1169 01:01:43,830 --> 01:01:46,180 ♪ That's amore 1170 01:01:46,224 --> 01:01:50,010 ♪ Bells will ring Ting-a-ling-a-ling... ♪♪ 1171 01:01:50,054 --> 01:01:51,838 - Antipasto. - Thank you! 1172 01:01:54,754 --> 01:01:55,842 Thank you! 1173 01:01:55,886 --> 01:01:57,191 No octopussy? 1174 01:01:57,235 --> 01:01:59,324 No--no octopussy today, Mimi. 1175 01:01:59,367 --> 01:02:00,717 Octopussy? 1176 01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:03,937 - It's Mimi's special. - Mmm! 1177 01:02:03,981 --> 01:02:05,373 Thank you! 1178 01:02:05,417 --> 01:02:06,940 You're welcome! 1179 01:02:07,985 --> 01:02:09,595 Hmph! 1180 01:02:09,638 --> 01:02:11,162 Please! 1181 01:02:11,205 --> 01:02:16,167 Oh! So, my family is having this really small birthday party 1182 01:02:16,210 --> 01:02:17,472 for me next week, 1183 01:02:17,516 --> 01:02:21,085 and we would just love for you to be there. 1184 01:02:21,128 --> 01:02:23,217 Of course! I'd love that. 1185 01:02:23,261 --> 01:02:26,438 So, what can I get for the birthday boy? 1186 01:02:26,481 --> 01:02:30,311 Well, a residency in a hospital would be great. 1187 01:02:31,312 --> 01:02:32,836 How's it going on that front? 1188 01:02:32,879 --> 01:02:36,753 Good! You know, actually, I've applied to some US schools and-- 1189 01:02:36,796 --> 01:02:41,061 Um, you know, it's such a long shot and--and-- 1190 01:02:41,105 --> 01:02:42,846 No, that's great! Really! 1191 01:02:42,889 --> 01:02:45,979 Yeah! And I might not even go by the end. 1192 01:02:46,023 --> 01:02:48,416 Yeah, you gotta do what you gotta do, right? 1193 01:02:48,460 --> 01:02:50,244 Yeah! 1194 01:02:59,645 --> 01:03:01,342 Hi, Tony! 1195 01:03:15,356 --> 01:03:17,271 I'm sorry, boss! 1196 01:03:38,466 --> 01:03:41,078 Hey! Miss? 1197 01:03:43,907 --> 01:03:45,734 Look, miss, we've-- 1198 01:03:45,778 --> 01:03:47,475 Look, we've all had our bad days. 1199 01:03:47,519 --> 01:03:48,781 Miss? 1200 01:03:48,825 --> 01:03:50,435 Leave me alone! Go away! 1201 01:03:50,478 --> 01:03:52,829 This bridge... 1202 01:03:54,613 --> 01:03:57,877 It's not high enough to kill anyone. 1203 01:03:57,921 --> 01:04:00,793 You're just gonna wake up in the hospital, 1204 01:04:00,837 --> 01:04:04,666 broken bones, face mangled beyond recognition. 1205 01:04:04,710 --> 01:04:07,278 Don't get close, or I'll jump! 1206 01:04:08,888 --> 01:04:12,631 I can give you a ride to a taller bridge, huh? 1207 01:04:12,674 --> 01:04:14,720 My--my cab is right there. 1208 01:04:14,763 --> 01:04:17,418 Go away! 1209 01:04:17,462 --> 01:04:19,203 I'm going. 1210 01:04:27,602 --> 01:04:29,561 I'm in love. 1211 01:04:33,739 --> 01:04:36,307 And I'm pregnant. 1212 01:04:36,350 --> 01:04:41,616 My boyfriend is a white guy. 1213 01:04:42,748 --> 01:04:44,315 If my family finds out-- 1214 01:04:44,358 --> 01:04:46,665 Stay right where you are! 1215 01:04:50,060 --> 01:04:52,758 I'm in love too. 1216 01:04:54,064 --> 01:04:55,935 And she's a white girl. 1217 01:04:55,979 --> 01:04:59,808 And I'm not sure she sees a future with me. 1218 01:05:01,071 --> 01:05:02,724 I get it. 1219 01:05:03,725 --> 01:05:05,727 What are you doing about it? 1220 01:05:05,771 --> 01:05:08,382 I'm trying to build bridges... 1221 01:05:09,514 --> 01:05:11,211 not jump off them. 1222 01:05:11,255 --> 01:05:13,953 What's her name? 1223 01:05:13,997 --> 01:05:15,563 Natalie. 1224 01:05:16,782 --> 01:05:17,957 Boring! 1225 01:05:18,001 --> 01:05:19,828 OK! 1226 01:05:21,047 --> 01:05:22,788 What's yours? 1227 01:05:24,007 --> 01:05:26,052 Zarah. 1228 01:05:26,096 --> 01:05:28,228 I'm Deepak. 1229 01:05:29,882 --> 01:05:32,319 It will kill my parents if they knew! 1230 01:05:32,363 --> 01:05:36,541 Zarah, if you jump off this bridge, 1231 01:05:36,584 --> 01:05:38,499 your love ends. 1232 01:05:38,543 --> 01:05:42,242 But if you walk this way, you can bring hope. 1233 01:05:43,287 --> 01:05:46,203 You don't wanna kill your love, Zarah. 1234 01:05:47,334 --> 01:05:50,120 Hey. Hey, come on. 1235 01:05:51,948 --> 01:05:53,297 You don't wanna do this. 1236 01:05:53,340 --> 01:05:55,299 Let me go! 1237 01:05:55,342 --> 01:05:58,650 God! Please! Please! 1238 01:05:58,693 --> 01:06:00,957 Come on, Zarah. 1239 01:06:08,007 --> 01:06:11,489 - It's gonna be OK. - It's gonna be OK. 1240 01:06:12,664 --> 01:06:14,448 It's OK. 1241 01:06:14,492 --> 01:06:18,409 Zarah, promise me you'll tell your family about this. 1242 01:06:19,976 --> 01:06:22,152 Zarah, these are for you. 1243 01:06:23,501 --> 01:06:25,242 They'll help keep you calm, 1244 01:06:25,285 --> 01:06:28,680 and they're perfectly safe during your pregnancy. 1245 01:06:28,723 --> 01:06:34,816 But just one a day for 2 weeks, OK? 1246 01:07:26,825 --> 01:07:27,782 Honey! 1247 01:07:27,826 --> 01:07:28,783 Hello! 1248 01:07:28,827 --> 01:07:30,394 Oh, look at the two of you! 1249 01:07:30,437 --> 01:07:32,091 Ah? 1250 01:07:32,135 --> 01:07:33,266 Ah? 1251 01:07:33,310 --> 01:07:35,138 Ah! 1252 01:07:35,181 --> 01:07:36,878 Real good, Britney Spears! 1253 01:07:36,922 --> 01:07:38,924 Yay, Britney! 1254 01:07:38,967 --> 01:07:40,534 Oh! My, my! 1255 01:07:40,578 --> 01:07:43,755 Look at this! Huh? All me. 1256 01:07:43,798 --> 01:07:46,062 Yeah. Oh, wow! 1257 01:07:46,105 --> 01:07:48,281 Oh, Natalie! There you are. 1258 01:07:48,325 --> 01:07:50,892 I didn't even recognize you. Oh, hi! 1259 01:07:50,936 --> 01:07:52,111 Hi! 1260 01:07:52,155 --> 01:07:53,721 - My hair, you mean. - Yes. 1261 01:07:53,765 --> 01:07:54,896 That's all Rani. 1262 01:07:54,940 --> 01:07:56,115 Yeah, thank you! 1263 01:07:58,683 --> 01:07:59,858 Come on, come on! 1264 01:07:59,901 --> 01:08:00,815 Come dance! 1265 01:08:00,859 --> 01:08:02,382 Shame on you! Oh, shame! 1266 01:08:02,426 --> 01:08:04,384 Where, um, where is the birthday boy? 1267 01:08:04,428 --> 01:08:05,298 Oh! 1268 01:08:05,342 --> 01:08:06,821 Hmm... Where is Deepak? 1269 01:08:06,865 --> 01:08:08,562 That's right. Where is he? 1270 01:08:08,606 --> 01:08:10,564 Uh, where is he? 1271 01:08:13,176 --> 01:08:14,829 Champagne for everybody! 1272 01:08:14,873 --> 01:08:17,354 ♪♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 1273 01:08:17,397 --> 01:08:19,269 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow 1274 01:08:19,312 --> 01:08:20,444 OK, OK! 1275 01:08:20,487 --> 01:08:23,577 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 1276 01:08:23,621 --> 01:08:26,841 ♪ Which nobody can deny ♪ 1277 01:08:45,947 --> 01:08:47,775 Uh-huh? Uh-huh? 1278 01:08:50,778 --> 01:08:51,953 Really? 1279 01:09:05,489 --> 01:09:07,795 Come on. 1280 01:09:22,375 --> 01:09:25,639 Happy birthday, Dr. Cabbie. 1281 01:09:25,683 --> 01:09:26,945 Hey! 1282 01:09:26,988 --> 01:09:29,687 Hey! 1283 01:09:29,730 --> 01:09:34,082 So, I, uh, I thought you said it was a small party. 1284 01:09:35,083 --> 01:09:36,302 It's not that big. 1285 01:09:37,869 --> 01:09:39,827 By Indian standards, it's... 1286 01:09:39,871 --> 01:09:41,002 Oh, right. 1287 01:09:41,046 --> 01:09:42,874 Yeah. 1288 01:09:45,311 --> 01:09:48,401 You've been running away from me all night. 1289 01:09:49,533 --> 01:09:51,926 Natalie, look, it's--it's OK. 1290 01:09:51,970 --> 01:09:55,234 I--I may never end up being a doctor again, 1291 01:09:55,278 --> 01:09:59,499 and could just be a cabbie for the rest of my life. 1292 01:09:59,543 --> 01:10:01,066 Wait. 1293 01:10:01,109 --> 01:10:02,763 What are you talking about? 1294 01:10:02,807 --> 01:10:06,158 I saw the pictures in the newspaper. 1295 01:10:07,290 --> 01:10:10,206 Listen, he tricked me. 1296 01:10:10,249 --> 01:10:14,253 He planted those pictures for his potential campaign, 1297 01:10:14,297 --> 01:10:18,649 and I should've known better. 1298 01:10:18,692 --> 01:10:21,739 Colin can offer you the world. 1299 01:10:21,782 --> 01:10:25,873 He can, and he did. 1300 01:10:27,310 --> 01:10:29,573 But I have my own. 1301 01:10:31,879 --> 01:10:34,665 Tony! Tony! 1302 01:11:04,651 --> 01:11:06,131 Whoo-hoo! 1303 01:11:08,438 --> 01:11:09,395 Hey! 1304 01:11:09,439 --> 01:11:10,309 No! 1305 01:11:10,353 --> 01:11:12,268 No! What are you doing, man? 1306 01:11:25,672 --> 01:11:27,195 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 1307 01:11:29,328 --> 01:11:31,287 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 1308 01:11:31,330 --> 01:11:34,159 ♪ Uh-huh, mm-hmm ♪♪ 1309 01:12:13,024 --> 01:12:16,157 What's going on? 1310 01:12:17,724 --> 01:12:19,900 Deepak Chopra, 1311 01:12:19,944 --> 01:12:21,032 you are under arrest. 1312 01:12:21,075 --> 01:12:22,990 You have the right to remain silent. 1313 01:12:23,034 --> 01:12:25,166 Anything you say... 1314 01:12:25,210 --> 01:12:26,559 Please! 1315 01:12:26,603 --> 01:12:28,822 ...can or will used against you in a court of law. 1316 01:12:28,866 --> 01:12:30,563 You have a right to an attorney... 1317 01:12:30,607 --> 01:12:31,825 Don't worry! 1318 01:12:31,869 --> 01:12:33,436 Do you understand your rights? 1319 01:12:33,479 --> 01:12:34,828 Please! Tony! 1320 01:12:34,872 --> 01:12:37,091 - No, please! - Where are you taking him? 1321 01:12:37,135 --> 01:12:40,094 - Listen to me! - This is a mistake! 1322 01:12:50,496 --> 01:12:52,672 Zarah's life hangs by a thread. 1323 01:12:52,716 --> 01:12:54,195 So does Dr. Cabbie's fate. 1324 01:12:54,239 --> 01:12:55,632 Once the darling of the city, 1325 01:12:55,675 --> 01:12:57,590 he could now face up to 15 years in jail 1326 01:12:57,634 --> 01:13:00,201 on charges ranging from impersonating a doctor 1327 01:13:00,245 --> 01:13:03,030 to dispensing controlled drugs without a license 1328 01:13:03,074 --> 01:13:05,729 and criminal negligence causing bodily harm. 1329 01:13:05,772 --> 01:13:07,513 The cabbie from India 1330 01:13:07,557 --> 01:13:10,211 who fought for his hospital residency 1331 01:13:10,255 --> 01:13:14,302 may be fighting for his own residency in this country. 1332 01:13:14,346 --> 01:13:15,695 Now, please, please! 1333 01:13:15,739 --> 01:13:18,698 I'm here today to offer support, 1334 01:13:18,742 --> 01:13:21,048 I'm here to offer sympathy, 1335 01:13:21,092 --> 01:13:23,399 and more than anything, to find solutions 1336 01:13:23,442 --> 01:13:25,966 to help this shattered family and this outraged city. 1337 01:13:26,010 --> 01:13:28,012 Well, after this Dr. Cabbie's trial, 1338 01:13:28,055 --> 01:13:29,492 on behalf of the Mahmoods, 1339 01:13:29,535 --> 01:13:31,319 our law firm is gonna launch a civil suit 1340 01:13:31,363 --> 01:13:34,497 that will make sure that this hard-working, immigrant family 1341 01:13:34,540 --> 01:13:36,890 never has to work another day in their lives. 1342 01:13:36,934 --> 01:13:38,544 Thank you. That's all for now. 1343 01:13:38,588 --> 01:13:40,416 One question! 1344 01:13:43,201 --> 01:13:45,899 Honey, I've got something for you! 1345 01:13:47,510 --> 01:13:49,425 - Whoa! - She's nice! 1346 01:13:50,338 --> 01:13:51,949 Your lawyer's here. 1347 01:13:56,301 --> 01:13:57,650 Hey! 1348 01:13:58,695 --> 01:14:01,306 What are you doing here? 1349 01:14:01,349 --> 01:14:03,177 I'm here to see you, idiot! 1350 01:14:03,221 --> 01:14:08,052 I, um, I started my own law firm today. 1351 01:14:10,184 --> 01:14:12,839 As your first patient, 1352 01:14:12,883 --> 01:14:17,801 I'd like to ask you if you'd be my first client. 1353 01:14:17,844 --> 01:14:21,718 Natalie, I do not want to drag you into all of this. 1354 01:14:21,761 --> 01:14:23,546 Deepak, I dragged myself into this 1355 01:14:23,589 --> 01:14:25,330 the moment I set foot in your cab. 1356 01:14:25,373 --> 01:14:26,679 You're wasting your time. 1357 01:14:26,723 --> 01:14:28,812 Do you believe you did the right thing 1358 01:14:28,855 --> 01:14:30,117 by treating those people? 1359 01:14:31,554 --> 01:14:34,818 Drop it! It's over. 1360 01:14:39,083 --> 01:14:40,867 Maybe I was wrong about you. 1361 01:14:40,911 --> 01:14:44,305 Maybe you don't believe what you did was right. 1362 01:14:45,785 --> 01:14:48,353 Maybe you're not the man I thought you were. 1363 01:14:48,396 --> 01:14:50,834 I'm not. 1364 01:15:03,977 --> 01:15:07,633 Attorney Wilman! Please wait. 1365 01:15:10,114 --> 01:15:11,637 Sign here. 1366 01:15:13,639 --> 01:15:17,556 I'm gonna need a lot of autographs. 1367 01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:20,516 By the way, really liking the stubble, doc. 1368 01:15:22,213 --> 01:15:25,999 Bail was set at $25,000. 1369 01:15:26,783 --> 01:15:29,786 Your uncle took care of it. 1370 01:15:29,829 --> 01:15:31,744 Before you sign this rookie 1371 01:15:31,788 --> 01:15:34,834 who is going up against a 20-year veteran, 1372 01:15:34,878 --> 01:15:38,359 just know that there's always a risk. 1373 01:15:38,403 --> 01:15:42,973 Like, a risk that you may never be a doctor again. 1374 01:15:44,627 --> 01:15:46,977 We're in this together. 1375 01:15:47,020 --> 01:15:49,066 Hey... 1376 01:15:53,113 --> 01:15:55,028 Hmm! Wilcher! 1377 01:15:55,072 --> 01:15:56,029 Uh-huh? 1378 01:15:57,596 --> 01:15:58,554 Wilchie! 1379 01:15:58,597 --> 01:15:59,598 Uh-huh? 1380 01:15:59,642 --> 01:16:01,513 These pics are great. 1381 01:16:01,557 --> 01:16:02,906 Here you go. 1382 01:16:02,949 --> 01:16:05,082 The cops have been following this guy for months. 1383 01:16:05,125 --> 01:16:08,825 You nail this cabbie, I'll make you my chief legal officer 1384 01:16:08,868 --> 01:16:11,392 when I'm elected mayor. 1385 01:16:11,436 --> 01:16:12,872 I don't care how you do it, 1386 01:16:12,916 --> 01:16:14,613 just get Dr. Rickshaw sent back 1387 01:16:14,657 --> 01:16:16,702 to wherever the hell it is he came from. 1388 01:16:16,746 --> 01:16:19,575 Dr. Curry will be sent home in a hurry. Not to worry. 1389 01:16:19,618 --> 01:16:22,099 - That's racist. - Uh... 1390 01:16:22,142 --> 01:16:24,841 I gotta keep this stupid family-man act up 1391 01:16:24,884 --> 01:16:26,190 till after the election, 1392 01:16:26,233 --> 01:16:28,322 I just want him out of Natalie's life. 1393 01:16:28,366 --> 01:16:31,021 Hey, listen, talking about your baby-mama. 1394 01:16:31,064 --> 01:16:33,066 I hear she wants to play lawyer. 1395 01:16:33,110 --> 01:16:34,241 Is she any good? 1396 01:16:34,285 --> 01:16:36,896 Oh, Natalie's very, very good. 1397 01:16:36,940 --> 01:16:39,507 She used to work under me. 1398 01:16:39,551 --> 01:16:41,292 I like a good fight. 1399 01:16:41,335 --> 01:16:43,076 Oh, you mean as a lawyer? Pfft! 1400 01:16:43,120 --> 01:16:45,905 No, I--I wouldn't worry about her. 1401 01:16:45,949 --> 01:16:47,167 Lawyer! 1402 01:16:55,698 --> 01:16:58,439 Hey, you all right? 1403 01:16:58,483 --> 01:17:00,441 Deepu? 1404 01:17:00,485 --> 01:17:02,530 Deepu, Beta,everything will be fine! 1405 01:17:02,574 --> 01:17:03,749 It's gonna be OK. 1406 01:17:03,793 --> 01:17:04,750 Yeah! 1407 01:17:04,794 --> 01:17:05,751 Natalie! 1408 01:17:05,795 --> 01:17:06,709 Natalie! 1409 01:17:06,752 --> 01:17:07,666 Are you ready? 1410 01:17:07,710 --> 01:17:08,754 OK.- OK! 1411 01:17:08,798 --> 01:17:10,190 It's all gonna be OK. 1412 01:17:10,234 --> 01:17:11,322 Papa's with you! 1413 01:17:11,365 --> 01:17:12,366 OK!- OK! 1414 01:17:12,410 --> 01:17:15,239 Sir? Natalie Wilman. 1415 01:17:19,460 --> 01:17:21,419 Hmm... 1416 01:17:21,462 --> 01:17:22,550 Hey! 1417 01:17:22,594 --> 01:17:24,248 Come here, come here. 1418 01:17:24,291 --> 01:17:28,034 You know what? I'm actually in a pretty generous mood today, 1419 01:17:28,078 --> 01:17:31,037 so, uh, you get your client to plead guilty... 1420 01:17:32,212 --> 01:17:33,692 ...to impersonating a doctor, 1421 01:17:33,736 --> 01:17:35,825 then I'll drop all the other charges. 1422 01:17:35,868 --> 01:17:36,826 What do you say? 1423 01:17:37,870 --> 01:17:38,828 Uh-huh? 1424 01:17:38,871 --> 01:17:39,916 He's innocent, 1425 01:17:39,959 --> 01:17:41,961 and pleading guilty means deportation. 1426 01:17:42,005 --> 01:17:42,962 Ah! 1427 01:17:43,006 --> 01:17:43,963 So no deal. 1428 01:17:44,007 --> 01:17:45,356 All rise! 1429 01:17:54,147 --> 01:17:56,802 Mr. Chopra, how do you plead? 1430 01:17:56,846 --> 01:17:58,848 I object, Your Honour. 1431 01:18:00,197 --> 01:18:01,981 Miss Wilman, 1432 01:18:02,025 --> 01:18:04,201 normally you only object to things he says. 1433 01:18:04,244 --> 01:18:08,422 Objecting to what the judge says can seriously offend him. 1434 01:18:08,466 --> 01:18:11,512 Your Honour, you referred to my client as Mr. Chopra. 1435 01:18:11,556 --> 01:18:12,688 He's a certified doctor 1436 01:18:12,731 --> 01:18:14,820 and deserves to be addressed as such. 1437 01:18:16,082 --> 01:18:18,302 Mr. Chopra? 1438 01:18:20,347 --> 01:18:21,566 Not guilty, Your Honour. 1439 01:18:21,609 --> 01:18:23,699 - Not guilty! - Shhh! What are you doing? 1440 01:18:23,742 --> 01:18:25,483 OK. 1441 01:18:26,789 --> 01:18:28,312 Let's go! 1442 01:18:28,355 --> 01:18:31,707 After putting Mr. Chopra under surveillance, 1443 01:18:31,750 --> 01:18:33,491 I found a full medical clinic, 1444 01:18:33,534 --> 01:18:36,102 client charts and prescription drugs 1445 01:18:36,146 --> 01:18:38,844 like oxycodone, morphine and lorazepam. 1446 01:18:38,888 --> 01:18:43,022 But Dr. Chopra said it was a symptom of retinal detachment, 1447 01:18:43,066 --> 01:18:45,372 and he dragged me off to the ER. 1448 01:18:45,416 --> 01:18:47,548 And was his diagnosis accurate? 1449 01:18:47,592 --> 01:18:50,377 Well, the specialist said if I had waited, 1450 01:18:50,421 --> 01:18:51,901 I would've lost my eye. 1451 01:18:51,944 --> 01:18:53,032 Thank you. 1452 01:18:53,076 --> 01:18:54,381 You are saying 1453 01:18:54,425 --> 01:18:56,732 that you paid Mr. Chopra $50 1454 01:18:56,775 --> 01:18:59,604 as payment for medical services. 1455 01:18:59,647 --> 01:19:01,345 Yes, but it was a tip! 1456 01:19:01,388 --> 01:19:03,042 For medical services. 1457 01:19:03,086 --> 01:19:04,565 Yes or no? 1458 01:19:04,609 --> 01:19:06,742 Yes or no, Mrs. Robinson? 1459 01:19:06,785 --> 01:19:08,874 - Yes. - Thank you. 1460 01:19:08,918 --> 01:19:11,442 Thank you very much for clarifying that. 1461 01:19:24,063 --> 01:19:27,675 I came here thinking I could make a difference. 1462 01:19:28,807 --> 01:19:30,635 What have I done? 1463 01:19:31,767 --> 01:19:33,943 I've shamed our family. 1464 01:19:36,597 --> 01:19:39,122 I've ruined Papa's legacy. 1465 01:19:42,081 --> 01:19:47,304 Deepu, there are 3 things that can never be hidden: 1466 01:19:48,348 --> 01:19:52,483 The Sun, the Moon and the truth. 1467 01:19:52,526 --> 01:19:55,442 And the truth is 1468 01:19:55,486 --> 01:19:57,705 you help people, Beta. 1469 01:19:59,925 --> 01:20:03,059 Not everybody thinks so. 1470 01:20:04,147 --> 01:20:06,453 Well, then, they're mean. 1471 01:20:06,497 --> 01:20:09,848 But you know what they say about mean people? 1472 01:20:09,892 --> 01:20:14,722 That they come back in their next life as a fly and eat poop! 1473 01:20:30,913 --> 01:20:32,349 Here we go. 1474 01:20:32,392 --> 01:20:34,830 - Don't be nervous. - Just be yourself, OK? 1475 01:20:34,873 --> 01:20:36,832 So, what was this, then? 1476 01:20:36,875 --> 01:20:38,834 A little side business you two had going? 1477 01:20:42,750 --> 01:20:43,882 Uh... 1478 01:20:45,753 --> 01:20:47,233 See, as brownies, 1479 01:20:47,277 --> 01:20:49,670 we'll do a lot for an extra buck, huh? 1480 01:20:49,714 --> 01:20:52,108 We'll, uh, cut your hair with one hand 1481 01:20:52,151 --> 01:20:54,327 and cut your taxes with the other. 1482 01:20:56,112 --> 01:20:59,332 But asking me to deliver a baby in the back of my cab 1483 01:20:59,376 --> 01:21:00,725 for an extra $20, 1484 01:21:00,768 --> 01:21:02,901 I mean, that's a little much, even for us, huh? 1485 01:21:02,945 --> 01:21:04,903 Thank you very much. 1486 01:21:04,947 --> 01:21:06,992 That was a compelling comedy routine. 1487 01:21:07,036 --> 01:21:08,907 Judge, you know, 1488 01:21:08,951 --> 01:21:13,694 Deepak, man, he saved 2 lives in the cab. 1489 01:21:13,738 --> 01:21:15,871 Two lives! 1490 01:21:15,914 --> 01:21:17,785 He's a hero. 1491 01:21:17,829 --> 01:21:20,223 Our hero. 1492 01:21:20,266 --> 01:21:24,270 Mr. Donaldson, what did Dr. Chopra prescribe you? 1493 01:21:24,314 --> 01:21:27,317 Herbal medicine and hope. 1494 01:21:28,927 --> 01:21:32,278 What's the matter with all you stupid, smart people? 1495 01:21:32,322 --> 01:21:34,585 There's a lot of people in this country! 1496 01:21:35,934 --> 01:21:37,196 They need doctors! 1497 01:21:37,240 --> 01:21:40,504 And you've got your head so far up your asses, 1498 01:21:40,547 --> 01:21:43,637 you can't see you got a really good one 1499 01:21:43,681 --> 01:21:46,423 sitting right there in front of you? 1500 01:21:46,466 --> 01:21:48,468 I'm on my way out, 1501 01:21:48,512 --> 01:21:52,298 but he just might save your life one day! 1502 01:21:54,257 --> 01:21:57,564 You're gonna beat it, kid! 1503 01:21:57,608 --> 01:22:01,873 You gotta grab 'em by the balls and enjoy the ride! 1504 01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:04,223 Your Honour, please! 1505 01:22:04,267 --> 01:22:08,880 The defence calls Zarah Mahmood to the stand. 1506 01:22:13,841 --> 01:22:18,020 Zarah, you swallowed the whole bottle of antidepressants. 1507 01:22:18,063 --> 01:22:19,760 Why? 1508 01:22:19,804 --> 01:22:25,114 When I overheard my mom and dad say... 1509 01:22:26,680 --> 01:22:28,247 that I had shamed them, 1510 01:22:28,291 --> 01:22:32,512 and they would rather die... 1511 01:22:34,297 --> 01:22:37,822 I decided to take my own life... 1512 01:22:41,043 --> 01:22:42,696 ...to let them live. 1513 01:22:42,740 --> 01:22:46,004 Now, tell us the night that you contemplated suicide, 1514 01:22:46,048 --> 01:22:48,528 did Mr. Chopra, did he call 911? 1515 01:22:48,572 --> 01:22:50,400 No. 1516 01:22:50,443 --> 01:22:52,228 No. Did he call social services? 1517 01:22:52,271 --> 01:22:55,405 - No. - Did he call your parents? 1518 01:22:55,448 --> 01:22:57,276 No. 1519 01:22:57,320 --> 01:22:59,539 Zarah, did Dr. Chopra, in any way, 1520 01:22:59,583 --> 01:23:02,412 influence your decision to take your life? 1521 01:23:04,022 --> 01:23:06,590 He saved my life. 1522 01:23:08,026 --> 01:23:12,857 But he did give you a bottle of illegal prescription drugs. 1523 01:23:12,900 --> 01:23:14,467 Is that correct? 1524 01:23:14,511 --> 01:23:15,947 Yes. 1525 01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:18,994 Zarah, Mr. Chopra was irresponsible young man... 1526 01:23:19,037 --> 01:23:20,212 No. 1527 01:23:20,256 --> 01:23:22,301 ...who failed in his basic civil duty. 1528 01:23:22,345 --> 01:23:24,303 Objection, Your Honour! 1529 01:23:24,347 --> 01:23:25,609 Sustained! 1530 01:23:25,652 --> 01:23:27,872 - I stand corrected, sir. - Thank you, Zarah. 1531 01:23:30,570 --> 01:23:33,008 Careful, Mr. Wilcher. 1532 01:23:37,490 --> 01:23:41,059 My parents used to bring me here when I was little. 1533 01:23:41,103 --> 01:23:45,194 I like to come out here when I miss them. 1534 01:23:46,369 --> 01:23:48,023 Look at each plane. 1535 01:23:48,066 --> 01:23:52,375 So many different people, so many different dreams. 1536 01:23:52,418 --> 01:23:55,856 How many of them actually come true? 1537 01:23:55,900 --> 01:23:59,034 Your dream of becoming a doctor has turned into 1538 01:23:59,077 --> 01:24:00,557 a real nightmare, huh? 1539 01:24:03,734 --> 01:24:06,258 I was bound by an oath that I took. 1540 01:24:06,302 --> 01:24:09,087 You always keep your promises? 1541 01:24:09,131 --> 01:24:12,090 Yeah, of course. 1542 01:24:39,596 --> 01:24:44,209 Can you tell me how you justify a tip 1543 01:24:44,253 --> 01:24:47,952 that is 5 times your cab fare? 1544 01:24:49,954 --> 01:24:53,610 Sir, from what I understand, in some professions, 1545 01:24:53,653 --> 01:24:57,222 people charge $50 for just 5 minutes of service. 1546 01:24:57,266 --> 01:24:59,398 Prostitutes. 1547 01:24:59,442 --> 01:25:01,139 Lawyers. 1548 01:25:04,142 --> 01:25:05,752 Order! 1549 01:25:05,796 --> 01:25:10,583 I'm glad that you're having a good time here, Mr. Chopra, 1550 01:25:10,627 --> 01:25:13,934 but tell me, there are millions of needy in India, 1551 01:25:13,978 --> 01:25:18,417 yet you fly 7,000 miles to come here and treat people for free? 1552 01:25:18,461 --> 01:25:21,246 I came here to heal people, 1553 01:25:21,290 --> 01:25:24,423 no matter where they come from. 1554 01:25:24,467 --> 01:25:28,253 That's very, very moving, 1555 01:25:28,297 --> 01:25:30,168 and so sincere. 1556 01:25:31,213 --> 01:25:34,041 But tell me, did you at any time know 1557 01:25:34,085 --> 01:25:37,567 that what you were doing was illegal? 1558 01:25:37,610 --> 01:25:39,743 I had taken an oath-- 1559 01:25:39,786 --> 01:25:42,659 Yes or no, Mr. Chopra? 1560 01:25:45,270 --> 01:25:46,924 Yes. 1561 01:25:48,273 --> 01:25:51,102 Yes, I did. 1562 01:25:53,409 --> 01:25:55,280 Thank you, Mr. Chopra. 1563 01:25:57,630 --> 01:26:00,633 You may step down, Mr. Chopra. 1564 01:26:00,677 --> 01:26:03,941 Mr. Chopra, you may step down. 1565 01:26:28,183 --> 01:26:30,010 I swear to fulfill, 1566 01:26:30,054 --> 01:26:32,622 to the best of my ability and judgement... 1567 01:26:32,665 --> 01:26:35,668 Uh, we're finished with the witness. 1568 01:26:35,712 --> 01:26:37,714 Please, Your Honour. 1569 01:26:37,757 --> 01:26:39,585 May I always act so as to preserve 1570 01:26:39,629 --> 01:26:41,674 the finest traditions of my calling 1571 01:26:41,718 --> 01:26:43,937 and long experience the joy 1572 01:26:43,981 --> 01:26:48,768 of healing those who may seek my help. 1573 01:26:50,640 --> 01:26:54,121 I will remember that I do not treat a fever chart, 1574 01:26:54,165 --> 01:26:55,949 a cancerous growth, 1575 01:26:55,993 --> 01:26:59,214 but a sick human being. 1576 01:26:59,257 --> 01:27:03,261 I will remember that I remain a member of society 1577 01:27:03,305 --> 01:27:07,222 with special obligations to all human beings. 1578 01:27:07,265 --> 01:27:11,922 I will respect the hard-won scientific gains 1579 01:27:11,965 --> 01:27:15,317 of those physicians in whose steps I walk. 1580 01:27:16,666 --> 01:27:21,279 I will remember that warmth, sympathy and understanding 1581 01:27:21,323 --> 01:27:25,979 may outweigh the surgeon's knife or the chemist's drug. 1582 01:27:26,023 --> 01:27:29,548 I will not permit race, religion, 1583 01:27:29,592 --> 01:27:32,638 nationality or social standing 1584 01:27:32,682 --> 01:27:36,729 intervene between my duty and my patients. 1585 01:27:36,773 --> 01:27:41,299 If I do not violate this oath, may I be respected while I live, 1586 01:27:41,343 --> 01:27:44,259 remembered affectionately thereafter. 1587 01:27:50,003 --> 01:27:53,442 Your Honour, may I? 1588 01:27:58,490 --> 01:28:03,713 Dr. Chopra, what did you just recite? 1589 01:28:03,756 --> 01:28:06,368 The Hippocratic Oath. 1590 01:28:06,411 --> 01:28:08,065 Why? 1591 01:28:08,108 --> 01:28:10,850 Because I swore to it. 1592 01:28:10,894 --> 01:28:12,069 Dr. Chopra, 1593 01:28:12,112 --> 01:28:16,116 do you believe that what you did was right? 1594 01:28:16,160 --> 01:28:19,381 With all my heart, yes. 1595 01:28:21,426 --> 01:28:23,559 And had I not done so, 1596 01:28:23,602 --> 01:28:26,997 I would've betrayed my profession 1597 01:28:27,040 --> 01:28:30,174 and everything I believe in. 1598 01:28:31,349 --> 01:28:33,003 Thank you. 1599 01:28:33,046 --> 01:28:35,310 Your Honour. 1600 01:28:40,924 --> 01:28:45,363 Do you want our great medical system to be run by cabbies? 1601 01:28:45,407 --> 01:28:46,843 No. 1602 01:28:46,886 --> 01:28:51,456 I urge you to disregard Mr. Chopra's celebrity status 1603 01:28:51,500 --> 01:28:54,329 and his phony philanthropy, 1604 01:28:54,372 --> 01:28:58,768 and keep in mind his utter contempt for the law. 1605 01:28:58,811 --> 01:29:04,513 Dr. Chopra is a doctor of medicine. 1606 01:29:04,556 --> 01:29:06,341 He upheld an oath 1607 01:29:06,384 --> 01:29:11,520 that transcends borders, languages, cultures. 1608 01:29:11,563 --> 01:29:13,086 Members of the jury, 1609 01:29:13,130 --> 01:29:17,830 What if you were in the back of that cab? 1610 01:29:17,874 --> 01:29:19,658 ♪ ♪ 1611 01:29:19,702 --> 01:29:22,008 Would you find this man guilty 1612 01:29:22,052 --> 01:29:24,707 if it was your life that he saved? 1613 01:29:25,708 --> 01:29:29,973 What if it was the life of your child? 1614 01:29:33,542 --> 01:29:36,022 Cabbie! Cabbie! Cabbie! 1615 01:29:36,066 --> 01:29:37,894 We love you, Dr. Cabbie! 1616 01:29:37,937 --> 01:29:39,417 Hey, Dr. Cabbie! 1617 01:29:39,461 --> 01:29:40,375 We love you! 1618 01:29:45,902 --> 01:29:47,991 Any comment, please! 1619 01:29:48,034 --> 01:29:50,428 I'm trying to get you to deliver my baby! 1620 01:29:50,472 --> 01:29:51,386 Win, win, win! 1621 01:29:51,429 --> 01:29:53,083 We love you! 1622 01:29:54,519 --> 01:29:57,130 Has the jury reached a verdict? 1623 01:29:57,174 --> 01:29:59,263 Yes, we have, Your Honour. 1624 01:29:59,306 --> 01:30:02,397 On the charge of impersonating a doctor, what say you? 1625 01:30:02,440 --> 01:30:03,528 Not guilty. 1626 01:30:03,572 --> 01:30:04,486 On the charge 1627 01:30:04,529 --> 01:30:06,052 of criminal negligence 1628 01:30:06,096 --> 01:30:07,489 causing bodily harm? 1629 01:30:07,532 --> 01:30:08,794 Not guilty. 1630 01:30:11,710 --> 01:30:12,668 And possessing 1631 01:30:12,711 --> 01:30:14,626 and dispensing controlled drugs 1632 01:30:14,670 --> 01:30:15,801 without a license? 1633 01:30:15,845 --> 01:30:17,107 Guilty. 1634 01:30:17,150 --> 01:30:20,023 Members of the jury, thank you for your time. 1635 01:30:20,066 --> 01:30:24,027 The prosecution recommends a minimum 4-year jail term, 1636 01:30:24,070 --> 01:30:27,900 after which, since Mr. Chopra is not a citizen of our country, 1637 01:30:27,944 --> 01:30:29,902 we recommend that he be deported. 1638 01:30:31,382 --> 01:30:32,949 You can't do that! 1639 01:30:32,992 --> 01:30:34,516 Order! 1640 01:30:34,559 --> 01:30:35,952 Bloody idiot! 1641 01:30:35,995 --> 01:30:38,563 I'll pronounce the sentence in 2 hours. 1642 01:30:38,607 --> 01:30:39,912 All rise! 1643 01:30:43,655 --> 01:30:46,266 Excuse me, sorry. 1644 01:30:46,310 --> 01:30:48,051 Come on. We don't have much time. 1645 01:30:48,094 --> 01:30:51,228 - Where are we going? - You'll see. 1646 01:30:51,271 --> 01:30:52,838 Natalie! Natalie, just-- 1647 01:30:52,882 --> 01:30:54,231 Listen, wait! 1648 01:30:55,319 --> 01:30:57,495 Where are we going? 1649 01:30:59,323 --> 01:31:02,935 Your Honour, I'd like to present important evidence 1650 01:31:02,979 --> 01:31:05,068 before sentencing the accused. 1651 01:31:05,111 --> 01:31:06,504 Miss Wilman, 1652 01:31:06,548 --> 01:31:08,854 evidence comes before the guilty/not-guilty thing. 1653 01:31:10,595 --> 01:31:13,859 It's against my better judgement, 1654 01:31:13,903 --> 01:31:16,209 but you may proceed. 1655 01:31:16,253 --> 01:31:17,515 Your honour, I ask you 1656 01:31:17,559 --> 01:31:20,344 to consider the value Dr. Chopra's deportation 1657 01:31:20,387 --> 01:31:22,302 would serve his new wife and child. 1658 01:31:22,346 --> 01:31:26,176 Mr. Chopra was a bachelor when this trial started. 1659 01:31:26,219 --> 01:31:27,830 What am I missing? 1660 01:31:27,873 --> 01:31:29,919 Well... 1661 01:31:31,398 --> 01:31:33,313 Shhh! 1662 01:31:35,664 --> 01:31:36,969 You ready, boss? 1663 01:31:37,013 --> 01:31:39,102 Come on! Come on! 1664 01:31:41,757 --> 01:31:42,801 Hi!- Hi! 1665 01:31:42,845 --> 01:31:44,324 Do you have the marriage license? 1666 01:31:44,368 --> 01:31:46,326 - Here you go. - Thank you. 1667 01:31:46,370 --> 01:31:47,589 Marriage license? 1668 01:31:47,632 --> 01:31:50,156 Yeah, you signed that when you signed me. 1669 01:31:50,200 --> 01:31:52,507 Always read the fine print, Dr. Chopra. 1670 01:31:52,550 --> 01:31:54,813 Nervous? Me too. It's my first time. 1671 01:31:57,860 --> 01:31:59,644 Do you want me to marry you 1672 01:31:59,688 --> 01:32:01,864 only so I can stay in this country? 1673 01:32:01,907 --> 01:32:07,043 No, I want you to marry me because you love me. 1674 01:32:10,916 --> 01:32:13,353 No! 1675 01:32:13,397 --> 01:32:15,878 Idiot! 1676 01:32:15,921 --> 01:32:17,488 What is he doing? 1677 01:32:17,532 --> 01:32:19,534 Is there an objection? 1678 01:32:19,577 --> 01:32:22,667 Yes! I--I object. 1679 01:32:23,668 --> 01:32:26,192 Deepu, don't! 1680 01:32:26,236 --> 01:32:28,543 - I'm sorry. - I--I can't marry you. 1681 01:32:28,586 --> 01:32:29,761 No! 1682 01:32:29,805 --> 01:32:31,720 Not like this. 1683 01:32:34,679 --> 01:32:36,246 Deepu! 1684 01:32:48,998 --> 01:32:54,090 Natalie, I don't know what tomorrow will bring... 1685 01:32:55,613 --> 01:32:58,485 but with you as my wife 1686 01:32:58,529 --> 01:33:01,097 and Ganesh as my son, 1687 01:33:01,140 --> 01:33:03,969 I know I can face it. 1688 01:33:04,013 --> 01:33:06,885 I promise to love you both forever. 1689 01:33:08,452 --> 01:33:10,062 Will you marry me? 1690 01:33:10,106 --> 01:33:12,412 Of course I will! 1691 01:33:21,117 --> 01:33:23,206 I'm so happy! 1692 01:33:23,249 --> 01:33:25,687 And now we're happily married. 1693 01:33:25,730 --> 01:33:28,124 Aw! 1694 01:33:30,039 --> 01:33:32,302 Thank you, Ms. Wilman. 1695 01:33:33,303 --> 01:33:36,262 Prescribing drugs without a license 1696 01:33:36,306 --> 01:33:39,614 has meant ruin for many before you. 1697 01:33:41,616 --> 01:33:43,052 But I see more gain 1698 01:33:43,095 --> 01:33:45,881 in sentencing you to 500 hours of community service... 1699 01:33:47,709 --> 01:33:49,275 ...than putting you in jail. 1700 01:33:49,319 --> 01:33:52,148 And you will not practise without a license. 1701 01:33:52,191 --> 01:33:56,021 Considering your deep family ties in this country, 1702 01:33:56,065 --> 01:33:59,634 it is this court's decision not to deport you. 1703 01:34:02,811 --> 01:34:05,074 We did it! 1704 01:34:05,117 --> 01:34:06,815 This court is adjourned. 1705 01:34:10,557 --> 01:34:13,952 Good job, everybody! 1706 01:34:13,996 --> 01:34:15,650 Good job, everybody. Good job! 1707 01:34:15,693 --> 01:34:17,608 Oh! 1708 01:34:17,652 --> 01:34:19,392 Ah! 1709 01:34:19,436 --> 01:34:21,003 Ah! 1710 01:34:21,046 --> 01:34:22,308 We did it! 1711 01:34:22,352 --> 01:34:24,180 Let's go, let's go! 1712 01:34:26,748 --> 01:34:28,314 OK, OK. 1713 01:34:28,358 --> 01:34:29,664 Nellie, let's go! 1714 01:34:29,707 --> 01:34:33,145 - I know! - This is a good thing, right? 1715 01:34:33,189 --> 01:34:35,452 Oh my gosh! 1716 01:34:35,495 --> 01:34:38,107 Oh, Deepak! I love you! 1717 01:34:38,150 --> 01:34:39,848 I love this guy! 1718 01:34:43,025 --> 01:34:45,462 All right, let's eat! 1719 01:34:47,594 --> 01:34:49,771 Yes, yes, yes! 1720 01:34:50,815 --> 01:34:52,817 Come on, let's go! 1721 01:34:52,861 --> 01:34:54,689 Natalie! Wow! 1722 01:34:54,732 --> 01:34:55,733 So vicious, but sexy! 1723 01:34:55,777 --> 01:34:56,995 Seriously, so much sexier 1724 01:34:57,039 --> 01:34:59,084 since my baby tumbled out of your vagina. 1725 01:34:59,128 --> 01:35:00,999 That's a compliment! You know what? 1726 01:35:01,043 --> 01:35:03,698 You wouldn't have given Slum Doc a second chance 1727 01:35:03,741 --> 01:35:05,700 if he hadn't seen your powdered kitty 1728 01:35:05,743 --> 01:35:06,918 in the back of the cab. 1729 01:35:06,962 --> 01:35:08,833 Leave it, Deepak. He's drunk. 1730 01:35:08,877 --> 01:35:11,357 What did you say? 1731 01:35:11,401 --> 01:35:13,708 "Birdie Num Num." 1732 01:35:18,234 --> 01:35:19,409 Oh God! 1733 01:35:19,452 --> 01:35:21,846 - Are you OK? - Well, he just punched-- 1734 01:35:21,890 --> 01:35:22,804 You dick! 1735 01:35:22,847 --> 01:35:24,196 Why does that feel good? 1736 01:35:24,240 --> 01:35:26,024 I like that. I don't know why. 1737 01:35:26,068 --> 01:35:27,156 Oh God, that feels-- 1738 01:35:28,244 --> 01:35:29,288 As I was saying, 1739 01:35:29,332 --> 01:35:30,812 how does a honeymoon in India sound? 1740 01:35:30,855 --> 01:35:33,075 I'd love to see the Taj Mahal with you. 1741 01:35:48,438 --> 01:35:50,135 Ah! 1742 01:36:02,060 --> 01:36:03,583 ♪ Come on ♪ 1743 01:36:14,159 --> 01:36:16,771 Dr. Chopra to radiology. 1744 01:36:16,814 --> 01:36:17,946 Dr. Chopra, radiology. 1745 01:36:17,989 --> 01:36:19,556 How are you feeling, honey? 1746 01:36:19,599 --> 01:36:20,687 Fine. 1747 01:36:20,731 --> 01:36:21,906 I told you false alarms, 1748 01:36:21,950 --> 01:36:23,908 Braxton Hicks contractions, nothing else. 1749 01:36:23,952 --> 01:36:26,432 I'd like to give birth in a hospital this time, 1750 01:36:26,476 --> 01:36:27,694 you know what I'm saying? 1751 01:36:27,738 --> 01:36:28,695 You got it. 1752 01:36:28,739 --> 01:36:30,349 You don't want me to fall in love 1753 01:36:30,393 --> 01:36:31,742 with another cabbie, do you? 1754 01:36:31,786 --> 01:36:33,309 Just make sure he's a doctor. 1755 01:36:33,352 --> 01:36:36,442 ♪♪ I'm living the life ♪ 1756 01:36:36,486 --> 01:36:38,575 ♪ I've been feeling right ♪ 1757 01:36:38,618 --> 01:36:40,359 ♪ It must be magic ♪♪ 1758 01:36:54,852 --> 01:36:56,811 Vision Globale 1759 01:37:17,266 --> 01:37:22,140 You know, I always wonder, will we ever find a cure for cancer? 1760 01:37:22,184 --> 01:37:25,143 ♪♪ I'm not home It's an emergency...♪ 1761 01:37:25,187 --> 01:37:27,319 You know what I wonder? 1762 01:37:27,363 --> 01:37:33,021 Why is "a bra" singular and "panties" plural? 1763 01:37:33,064 --> 01:37:36,372 ♪ My temperature is rising and I just can't stand it ♪ 1764 01:37:36,415 --> 01:37:39,288 ♪ Time is running out for you to set me free ♪ 1765 01:37:39,331 --> 01:37:42,334 ♪ Dr. Cabbie, Dr. Cabbie...♪ 1766 01:37:42,378 --> 01:37:43,683 You're looking good, Tony. 1767 01:37:43,727 --> 01:37:45,903 Now, all I need a urine and a stool sample. 1768 01:37:45,947 --> 01:37:47,122 OK, doc! 1769 01:37:47,165 --> 01:37:48,166 OK. 1770 01:37:48,210 --> 01:37:49,515 ♪ Dr. Cabbie, Dr. Cabbie ♪ 1771 01:37:49,559 --> 01:37:50,560 ♪ Can you fix me...♪ 1772 01:37:50,603 --> 01:37:52,910 What are you doing? Tony, what-- 1773 01:37:52,954 --> 01:37:53,868 Shhh! 1774 01:37:53,911 --> 01:37:55,434 Tony, what are you doing? 1775 01:37:55,478 --> 01:37:57,001 There you go! That's the way. 1776 01:37:57,045 --> 01:37:58,133 ♪ My desire ♪ 1777 01:37:58,176 --> 01:37:59,874 ♪ The fire's burning higher ♪ 1778 01:37:59,917 --> 01:38:04,443 ♪ Your body's calling me Your body's calling me ♪ 1779 01:38:04,487 --> 01:38:05,444 No! 1780 01:38:05,488 --> 01:38:06,881 Don't! Deepak, I'm so sorry! 1781 01:38:06,924 --> 01:38:07,838 It's OK. 1782 01:38:07,882 --> 01:38:09,231 I don't mean any disrespect. 1783 01:38:09,274 --> 01:38:10,710 Get the out! Sorry. 1784 01:38:19,241 --> 01:38:22,331 Do your nipples always get hard when you're cold? 1785 01:38:22,374 --> 01:38:23,680 Only when I'm horny. 1786 01:38:26,335 --> 01:38:27,902 Are you a safe driver? 1787 01:38:27,945 --> 01:38:30,600 Yeah, I've got a condom on right now. 1788 01:38:32,123 --> 01:38:33,777 Show me! 1789 01:38:36,780 --> 01:38:38,042 Another one? 1790 01:38:39,652 --> 01:38:41,654 ♪ Time for you to set me free ♪ 1791 01:38:41,698 --> 01:38:44,701 ♪ Dr. Cabbie, Dr. Cabbie Can you fix me?♪ 1792 01:38:44,744 --> 01:38:46,659 ♪ Fix me up right now ♪ 1793 01:38:46,703 --> 01:38:49,575 ♪ Pick me up right now...♪ 1794 01:38:49,619 --> 01:38:51,751 How many wives do you have? 1795 01:38:51,795 --> 01:38:52,752 Three... 1796 01:38:52,796 --> 01:38:53,753 a week, 1797 01:38:53,797 --> 01:38:55,930 until their husbands find out. 1798 01:38:56,931 --> 01:39:00,195 Welcome to the Korma Sutra. 1799 01:39:00,238 --> 01:39:02,240 Huh? 1800 01:39:02,284 --> 01:39:03,763 Oh! 1801 01:39:06,810 --> 01:39:10,770 I ask this girl, OK, politely, 3 times to go out with me. 1802 01:39:10,814 --> 01:39:13,208 Politely! And you know what she says? 1803 01:39:13,251 --> 01:39:15,601 No. Pbblt! Just like that. 1804 01:39:15,645 --> 01:39:17,777 Maybe your approach is all wrong. 1805 01:39:17,821 --> 01:39:20,563 What do you mean? You're the king of approaches? 1806 01:39:20,606 --> 01:39:21,564 OK, show me! 1807 01:39:21,607 --> 01:39:22,521 You're a dude! 1808 01:39:22,565 --> 01:39:23,653 Try. It'll be fun. 1809 01:39:23,696 --> 01:39:25,307 OK, ahem! 1810 01:39:25,350 --> 01:39:27,222 ♪ Time is running out ♪ 1811 01:39:27,265 --> 01:39:29,398 ♪ For you to set me free...♪ 1812 01:39:29,441 --> 01:39:30,660 Let's have sex. 1813 01:39:30,703 --> 01:39:32,009 No, no, Tony-- 1814 01:39:32,053 --> 01:39:33,271 Wait, wait! No, no, no! 1815 01:39:33,315 --> 01:39:34,403 Let's have sex, please. 1816 01:39:34,446 --> 01:39:35,491 You can't say that. 1817 01:39:35,534 --> 01:39:36,448 What do you mean? 1818 01:39:36,492 --> 01:39:37,797 OK, please, let's have sex. 1819 01:39:37,841 --> 01:39:38,973 No, Tony, that's not-- 1820 01:39:39,016 --> 01:39:40,626 Please, let's have sex, please. 1821 01:39:40,670 --> 01:39:42,759 Please, please! Let's have sex, please! 1822 01:39:42,802 --> 01:39:43,803 No! 1823 01:39:43,847 --> 01:39:45,762 You're just like every other woman! 1824 01:39:47,677 --> 01:39:49,026 You suck! 1825 01:40:14,095 --> 01:40:16,401 Uh-huh? Uh-huh? 1826 01:40:19,404 --> 01:40:20,840 Really? 1827 01:42:06,207 --> 01:42:10,080 ♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪ 1828 01:42:10,124 --> 01:42:14,867 ♪ Uh-huh, mm-hmm ♪♪ 1829 01:42:42,243 --> 01:42:45,985 ♪♪ All I need is you 1830 01:42:46,029 --> 01:42:49,902 ♪ All I need is you 1831 01:42:49,946 --> 01:42:53,167 ♪ All I need is you 1832 01:42:53,210 --> 01:42:57,301 ♪ And I'm so glad I've found you ♪ 1833 01:42:57,345 --> 01:43:01,087 ♪ And I'm so glad I've found you ♪ 1834 01:43:02,698 --> 01:43:06,571 ♪ I never thought I'd ever find a love like this ♪ 1835 01:43:06,615 --> 01:43:10,271 ♪ I never thought I'd find someone like you ♪ 1836 01:43:10,314 --> 01:43:14,318 ♪ I thought I'd go through life being so lonely ♪ 1837 01:43:14,362 --> 01:43:17,669 ♪ I never thought I'd need it like I do ♪ 1838 01:43:17,713 --> 01:43:18,844 ♪ Ooh 1839 01:43:18,888 --> 01:43:21,760 ♪ I wanna be your girl, oh 1840 01:43:21,804 --> 01:43:25,111 ♪ I've been searching around the world ♪ 1841 01:43:25,155 --> 01:43:28,289 ♪ And all I need is you 1842 01:43:28,332 --> 01:43:31,814 ♪ All I need is you 1843 01:43:31,857 --> 01:43:35,165 ♪ Ooh, all I need is you... ♪ 1844 01:43:35,209 --> 01:43:37,298 Vision Globale 117382