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¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ ¶ Ooh ¶

¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶

¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶

¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

(Music playing)

>> Ah! This is the life! >> Psst, Diddy!

This is the life! >> Psst, Diddy! Any sign?

>> Psst, Diddy! Any sign? >> The coast is clear, big

Any sign? >> The coast is clear, big buddy!

>> The coast is clear, big buddy! >> Don't be so sure.

buddy! >> Don't be so sure. You don't get rid of Cranky that

>> Don't be so sure. You don't get rid of Cranky that easy on All Fool's Day!

You don't get rid of Cranky that easy on All Fool's Day! >> I'm telling you, DK, this

easy on All Fool's Day! >> I'm telling you, DK, this year, he's not going to zing us.

>> I'm telling you, DK, this year, he's not going to zing us. I made sure he overheard me say

year, he's not going to zing us. I made sure he overheard me say we were hiding out at the beach.

I made sure he overheard me say we were hiding out at the beach. >> Yikes, little buddy!

we were hiding out at the beach. >> Yikes, little buddy! We are hiding out at the beach!

>> Yikes, little buddy! We are hiding out at the beach! >> Exactly, but Cranky will

We are hiding out at the beach! >> Exactly, but Cranky will think I was trying to fake him

>> Exactly, but Cranky will think I was trying to fake him out, instead of faking him out

think I was trying to fake him out, instead of faking him out with a fake-out of the fake-out.

out, instead of faking him out with a fake-out of the fake-out. Heh, heh, got it?

with a fake-out of the fake-out. Heh, heh, got it? >> Uh, of course, the old

Heh, heh, got it? >> Uh, of course, the old fake-out of the fake-out.

>> Uh, of course, the old fake-out of the fake-out. All I know is it's us that ends

fake-out of the fake-out. All I know is it's us that ends up getting faked out.

All I know is it's us that ends up getting faked out. Ow!

up getting faked out. Ow! (Cranky laughing)

Ow! (Cranky laughing) >> You played him like a

(Cranky laughing) >> You played him like a Stradivarius, Diddy!

>> You played him like a Stradivarius, Diddy! >> Diddy?

Stradivarius, Diddy! >> Diddy? You were in on this, too?

>> Diddy? You were in on this, too? >> Well, I'll be a monkey's

You were in on this, too? >> Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!

>> Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle! >> Gotcha!

uncle! >> Gotcha! It isn't an official All Fool's

>> Gotcha! It isn't an official All Fool's Day prank till you say those

It isn't an official All Fool's Day prank till you say those magic words, and you said 'em!

Day prank till you say those magic words, and you said 'em! >> Now, don't forget our deal.

magic words, and you said 'em! >> Now, don't forget our deal. No practical jokes on me this

>> Now, don't forget our deal. No practical jokes on me this year, right, Cranky?

No practical jokes on me this year, right, Cranky? Heh, heh!

year, right, Cranky? Heh, heh! >> A deal's a deal, partner.

Heh, heh! >> A deal's a deal, partner. (Buzzer, Diddy screaming)

>> A deal's a deal, partner. (Buzzer, Diddy screaming) (Cranky laughing)

(Buzzer, Diddy screaming) (Cranky laughing) >> The old joy buzzer trick!

(Cranky laughing) >> The old joy buzzer trick! It's an oldie but a goodie, kind

>> The old joy buzzer trick! It's an oldie but a goodie, kind of like me.

It's an oldie but a goodie, kind of like me. >> Well, I'll be a monkey's

of like me. >> Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.

>> Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle. >> Yes, that sentence is music

uncle. >> Yes, that sentence is music to my ears!

>> Yes, that sentence is music to my ears! (Laughing)

to my ears! (Laughing) >> I can't believe Cranky got me

(Laughing) >> I can't believe Cranky got me so easy!

>> I can't believe Cranky got me so easy! >> CANDY: I don't know why you

so easy! >> CANDY: I don't know why you take this silly day so

>> CANDY: I don't know why you take this silly day so seriously.

take this silly day so seriously. Come on, sit down and relax!

>> Oh, no! I'm not falling for the old collapsing deck chair again!

I'm not falling for the old collapsing deck chair again! >> You think I'd trick you?

collapsing deck chair again! >> You think I'd trick you? I'm hurt!

>> You think I'd trick you? I'm hurt! I really am.

I'm hurt! I really am. >> Sorry, Candy.

I really am. >> Sorry, Candy. That's not what I meant!

>> Sorry, Candy. That's not what I meant! But I'll sit here just the same.

That's not what I meant! But I'll sit here just the same. Heh!

But I'll sit here just the same. Heh! (Sound of whoopee cushion)

Heh! (Sound of whoopee cushion) >> Hmm, the ducks must be

(Sound of whoopee cushion) >> Hmm, the ducks must be migrating early this year!

>> Hmm, the ducks must be migrating early this year! >> It wasn't me, I swear!

migrating early this year! >> It wasn't me, I swear! (Laughing)

>> It wasn't me, I swear! (Laughing) I'm so embarrassed!

(Laughing) I'm so embarrassed! I'm-- oh, no!

I'm so embarrassed! I'm-- oh, no! Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.

I'm-- oh, no! Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle. Cranky!

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle. Cranky! (Laughing)

Cranky! (Laughing) >> Nothing says "gotcha" like

(Laughing) >> Nothing says "gotcha" like the good old whoopee cushion, a

>> Nothing says "gotcha" like the good old whoopee cushion, a classic!

the good old whoopee cushion, a classic! Right, Candy?

classic! Right, Candy? >> Candy?

Right, Candy? >> Candy? >> Oh, what can I say, DK?

>> Candy? >> Oh, what can I say, DK? He made me an offer I couldn't

>> Oh, what can I say, DK? He made me an offer I couldn't refuse.

He made me an offer I couldn't refuse. I'm exempt this year-- whoa!

refuse. I'm exempt this year-- whoa! Oh, Cranky!

I'm exempt this year-- whoa! Oh, Cranky! >> A little tip: Never believe a

Oh, Cranky! >> A little tip: Never believe a promise made on All Fool's Day.

>> A little tip: Never believe a promise made on All Fool's Day. Oh, and by the way, isn't there

promise made on All Fool's Day. Oh, and by the way, isn't there something you'd like to say to

Oh, and by the way, isn't there something you'd like to say to me?

something you'd like to say to me? >> I'll be a monkey's uncle.

me? >> I'll be a monkey's uncle. >> Or aunt, for all I care, as

>> I'll be a monkey's uncle. >> Or aunt, for all I care, as long as I got you, and I got

>> Or aunt, for all I care, as long as I got you, and I got you!

long as I got you, and I got you! Hee, hee!

you! Hee, hee! >> There's definitely something

Hee, hee! >> There's definitely something funny going on here.

>> There's definitely something funny going on here. Well, you have to see it.

funny going on here. Well, you have to see it. Monkey against monkey,

Well, you have to see it. Monkey against monkey, insubordination amongst the

Monkey against monkey, insubordination amongst the ranks.

insubordination amongst the ranks. It was... funny!

ranks. It was... funny! >> It was All Fool's Day, you

It was... funny! >> It was All Fool's Day, you humourless half-wit!

>> It was All Fool's Day, you humourless half-wit! There's supposed to be something

humourless half-wit! There's supposed to be something funny going on!

There's supposed to be something funny going on! They're all playing practical

funny going on! They're all playing practical jokes on each other.

They're all playing practical jokes on each other. >> What's so funny about jokes?

jokes on each other. >> What's so funny about jokes? >> Here, you'll see what I mean

>> What's so funny about jokes? >> Here, you'll see what I mean when you look through these

>> Here, you'll see what I mean when you look through these binoculars.

when you look through these binoculars. (K. Rool giggling)

binoculars. (K. Rool giggling) (Laughing)

(K. Rool giggling) (Laughing) >> I still don't see the joke,

(Laughing) >> I still don't see the joke, sir.

>> I still don't see the joke, sir. >> But I do, ha, ha!

sir. >> But I do, ha, ha! And you are the joke, Klump!

>> But I do, ha, ha! And you are the joke, Klump! >> Well, hey!

And you are the joke, Klump! >> Well, hey! I don't get it.

>> Well, hey! I don't get it. >> You feel for my joke, and

I don't get it. >> You feel for my joke, and that, my ignorant iguana, is

>> You feel for my joke, and that, my ignorant iguana, is the point of All Fool's Day!

that, my ignorant iguana, is the point of All Fool's Day! Now, I must devise the practical

the point of All Fool's Day! Now, I must devise the practical joke to end all practical jokes!

Now, I must devise the practical joke to end all practical jokes! >> Oh, I get it!

joke to end all practical jokes! >> Oh, I get it! We deploy a practical joke

>> Oh, I get it! We deploy a practical joke manoeuvre as a decoy to

We deploy a practical joke manoeuvre as a decoy to commandeer the Crystal Coconut.

manoeuvre as a decoy to commandeer the Crystal Coconut. >> No, you laugh-starved

commandeer the Crystal Coconut. >> No, you laugh-starved lunkhead!

>> No, you laugh-starved lunkhead! I just want to get the last

lunkhead! I just want to get the last laugh on those apes, once and

I just want to get the last laugh on those apes, once and for all!

laugh on those apes, once and for all! You know what they say.

for all! You know what they say. He who laughs last...

You know what they say. He who laughs last... >> Doesn't get the joke?

He who laughs last... >> Doesn't get the joke? (Growling)

(Rustling) >> CANDY: Any sign of Cranky? >> I think we're safe!

>> CANDY: Any sign of Cranky? >> I think we're safe! >> DK: Well, I can't wait to

>> I think we're safe! >> DK: Well, I can't wait to get home.

>> DK: Well, I can't wait to get home. I'm bushed!

get home. I'm bushed! Ha, ha, ha!

I'm bushed! Ha, ha, ha! Oh, you get it?

Ha, ha, ha! Oh, you get it? (Clanging)

Oh, you get it? (Clanging) >> Ah, no sign of him.

(Clanging) >> Ah, no sign of him. >> With any luck, we can hide

>> Ah, no sign of him. >> With any luck, we can hide out from old Cranky for the rest

>> With any luck, we can hide out from old Cranky for the rest of All Fool's Day!

out from old Cranky for the rest of All Fool's Day! >> Yeah!

of All Fool's Day! >> Yeah! Old Cranky'd never think of

>> Yeah! Old Cranky'd never think of looking for you here!

Old Cranky'd never think of looking for you here! >> Keep your eyes on him!

looking for you here! >> Keep your eyes on him! Watch out for any sudden tricks.

>> Keep your eyes on him! Watch out for any sudden tricks. >> Nothing doing!

Watch out for any sudden tricks. >> Nothing doing! I'm out of here!

>> Nothing doing! I'm out of here! >> Relax, see?

I'm out of here! >> Relax, see? No joy buzzers, no whoopee

>> Relax, see? No joy buzzers, no whoopee cushions, I'm completely

No joy buzzers, no whoopee cushions, I'm completely unarmed.

cushions, I'm completely unarmed. ¶ I just wanted to say

unarmed. ¶ I just wanted to say I'm sorry ¶

¶ I just wanted to say I'm sorry ¶ ¶ I didn't mean to take things

I'm sorry ¶ ¶ I didn't mean to take things so far ¶

¶ I didn't mean to take things so far ¶ ¶ This is right from the heart ¶

so far ¶ ¶ This is right from the heart ¶ ¶ Let's make a fresh start ¶

¶ This is right from the heart ¶ ¶ Let's make a fresh start ¶ ¶ Can you ever forgive me? ¶

¶

¶ Look, I came over here to be a nice guy ¶ ¶ You're looking at me

to be a nice guy ¶ ¶ You're looking at me with untrusting eyes ¶

¶ You're looking at me with untrusting eyes ¶ ¶ Would I make you the fool

with untrusting eyes ¶ ¶ Would I make you the fool purposely? ¶

¶ Would I make you the fool purposely? ¶ ¶ What more do you want

purposely? ¶ ¶ What more do you want from me? ¶

¶ What more do you want from me? ¶ ¶ Ah, this is too much work

from me? ¶ ¶ Ah, this is too much work for me ¶

¶ Ah, this is too much work for me ¶ (Bells clanging)

>> What a shame Cranky didn't want to stick around. >> There's a note!

want to stick around. >> There's a note! "Sorry I'll be missing this.

>> There's a note! "Sorry I'll be missing this. Signed, Cranky."

"Sorry I'll be missing this. Signed, Cranky." Missing what?

Signed, Cranky." Missing what? >> ALL: Uh-oh!

Missing what? >> ALL: Uh-oh! Cranky!

>> ALL: Uh-oh! Cranky! >> CRANKY: Gotcha!

Cranky! >> CRANKY: Gotcha! (Cranky laughing)

>> Diddy! This is where we fight fire with fire.

This is where we fight fire with fire. Cranky can't resist Chewy Chews.

with fire. Cranky can't resist Chewy Chews. When he sees this can, he'll--

Cranky can't resist Chewy Chews. When he sees this can, he'll-- >> He's coming!

When he sees this can, he'll-- >> He's coming! Let's get out of here!

>> He's coming! Let's get out of here! (Cranky whistling)

Let's get out of here! (Cranky whistling) DK, the can!

(Cranky whistling) DK, the can! (Whistling)

DK, the can! (Whistling) >> Hmm, what's this?

(Whistling) >> Hmm, what's this? Chewy Chews!

>> Hmm, what's this? Chewy Chews! I love Chewy Chews!

Chewy Chews! I love Chewy Chews! (Snickering)

I love Chewy Chews! (Snickering) Nuts, the tin's stuck!

(Snickering) Nuts, the tin's stuck! >> Huh?

Nuts, the tin's stuck! >> Huh? >> What a cruel All Fool's Day

>> Huh? >> What a cruel All Fool's Day joke!

>> What a cruel All Fool's Day joke! A tin of Chewy Chews, and no way

joke! A tin of Chewy Chews, and no way to open them!

A tin of Chewy Chews, and no way to open them! Oh, well.

to open them! Oh, well. >> He's not going to open them!

Oh, well. >> He's not going to open them! (Whistling)

>> He's not going to open them! (Whistling) Oh, hi, Cranky!

(Whistling) Oh, hi, Cranky! How's life?

Oh, hi, Cranky! How's life? >> Terrible.

How's life? >> Terrible. Here I am, dying for some Chewy

>> Terrible. Here I am, dying for some Chewy Chews, and I can't open the tin!

Here I am, dying for some Chewy Chews, and I can't open the tin! I don't suppose you could help

Chews, and I can't open the tin! I don't suppose you could help me.

I don't suppose you could help me. >> DK, no!

me. >> DK, no! >> Ahhhh!

>> DK, no! >> Ahhhh! (Gasping)

>> Ahhhh! (Gasping) (Cranky laughing)

(Gasping) (Cranky laughing) >> I am so good!

(Cranky laughing) >> I am so good! Even when I don't mean to

>> I am so good! Even when I don't mean to "gotcha", I can still gotcha!

Even when I don't mean to "gotcha", I can still gotcha! >> Well, I'll be a monkey's

"gotcha", I can still gotcha! >> Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!

>> Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle! Again!

uncle! Again! Darn, I thought we really had

Again! Darn, I thought we really had you this time.

Darn, I thought we really had you this time. >> Ah, come on, no hard

you this time. >> Ah, come on, no hard feelings.

>> Ah, come on, no hard feelings. Here, try one of these.

feelings. Here, try one of these. >> DK, no, it's a trick!

>> Hmm, they look okay. (Sniffing) And they smell okay.

(Sniffing) And they smell okay. (Sneezing)

And they smell okay. (Sneezing) >> Ah-- ah-- ah-choo!

(Sneezing) >> Ah-- ah-- ah-choo! (Both sneezing)

>> Ah-- ah-- ah-choo! (Both sneezing) >> Well-- I'll be a--

(Both sneezing) >> Well-- I'll be a-- >> Ah-choo!

>> Well-- I'll be a-- >> Ah-choo! >> Monkey's--

>> Ah-choo! >> Monkey's-- >> Ah-choo!

>> Monkey's-- >> Ah-choo! >> Uncle!

>> Ah-choo! >> Uncle! >> Ah-choo!

>> Uncle! >> Ah-choo! >> Ah-choo!

>> Ah-choo! >> Ah-choo! (Cranky laughing)

>> Oh, it's nice to know that if world domination doesn't work out, I can always fall back on a

world domination doesn't work out, I can always fall back on a career of designing fiendishly

out, I can always fall back on a career of designing fiendishly clever practical jokes.

career of designing fiendishly clever practical jokes. (Laughing)

clever practical jokes. (Laughing) Klump, remind me to have a

(Laughing) Klump, remind me to have a business card made.

Klump, remind me to have a business card made. (Chuckling)

business card made. (Chuckling) >> Hee, hee!

(Chuckling) >> Hee, hee! >> Klump!

>> Hee, hee! >> Klump! >> I mean, uh, whee-hee-hee,

>> Klump! >> I mean, uh, whee-hee-hee, Sir!

>> I mean, uh, whee-hee-hee, Sir! Just finishing final

Sir! Just finishing final pre-testing.

Just finishing final pre-testing. The banana bait device is all

pre-testing. The banana bait device is all set, if you'll join us.

The banana bait device is all set, if you'll join us. >> Excellent!

set, if you'll join us. >> Excellent! You know the plan.

>> Excellent! You know the plan. >> Yes, sir, uh, the plan.

You know the plan. >> Yes, sir, uh, the plan. Now, was that our top-secret,

>> Yes, sir, uh, the plan. Now, was that our top-secret, for-your-eyes-only plan?

Now, was that our top-secret, for-your-eyes-only plan? Or just a standard "let's

for-your-eyes-only plan? Or just a standard "let's destroy the good guys" plan?

Or just a standard "let's destroy the good guys" plan? >> The plan, my hopeless,

destroy the good guys" plan? >> The plan, my hopeless, hot-rodding hairball is... this!

>> The plan, my hopeless, hot-rodding hairball is... this! When we see an ape in the

hot-rodding hairball is... this! When we see an ape in the jungle, we use the mobile banana

When we see an ape in the jungle, we use the mobile banana unit to lure him, or her, right

jungle, we use the mobile banana unit to lure him, or her, right to this X.

unit to lure him, or her, right to this X. Got it?

to this X. Got it? Then, Krusha, when I say, "Now,"

Got it? Then, Krusha, when I say, "Now," you pull the lever and drop the

Then, Krusha, when I say, "Now," you pull the lever and drop the barrel, you got that?

you pull the lever and drop the barrel, you got that? >> But Sir--

barrel, you got that? >> But Sir-- >> What now, Klump?

>> But Sir-- >> What now, Klump? What the--

>> What now, Klump? What the-- (Crashing)

What the-- (Crashing) (K. Rool shouting, indistinct)

(Crashing) (K. Rool shouting, indistinct) >> Get this off of me!

(K. Rool shouting, indistinct) >> Get this off of me! >> But you said, "Now!"

>> Get this off of me! >> But you said, "Now!" >> Oh, Krusha, your thickness

>> But you said, "Now!" >> Oh, Krusha, your thickness continues to amaze me.

>> Oh, Krusha, your thickness continues to amaze me. >> Thank you!

continues to amaze me. >> Thank you! >> I suppose the best thing to

>> Thank you! >> I suppose the best thing to do is synchronize our watches.

>> I suppose the best thing to do is synchronize our watches. >> When?

do is synchronize our watches. >> When? >> When do you think, you

>> When? >> When do you think, you time-warped toothache?

>> When do you think, you time-warped toothache? Now!

time-warped toothache? Now! (Crashing)

Now! (Crashing) Krusha!!!

(Crashing) Krusha!!! >> That's it, I'm done fooling

Krusha!!! >> That's it, I'm done fooling around.

>> That's it, I'm done fooling around. No more Mr. Nice Ape!

around. No more Mr. Nice Ape! >> There's got to be a way to

No more Mr. Nice Ape! >> There's got to be a way to get back at Cranky for All

>> There's got to be a way to get back at Cranky for All Fool's Day.

get back at Cranky for All Fool's Day. >> Wait a minute, I got it!

Fool's Day. >> Wait a minute, I got it! >> Huh?

>> Wait a minute, I got it! >> Huh? >> Of course!

>> Huh? >> Of course! DK's costume from last year!

>> Of course! DK's costume from last year! The one where you dressed up

DK's costume from last year! The one where you dressed up like King K. Rool?

The one where you dressed up like King K. Rool? Oh, this is big!

like King K. Rool? Oh, this is big! DK, are you thinking what I'm

Oh, this is big! DK, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

DK, are you thinking what I'm thinking? >> That here's where I keep my

thinking? >> That here's where I keep my emergency stash of bananas?

>> That here's where I keep my emergency stash of bananas? >> No, DK.

emergency stash of bananas? >> No, DK. I was thinking, heh heh, that we

>> No, DK. I was thinking, heh heh, that we fool Cranky into thinking that

I was thinking, heh heh, that we fool Cranky into thinking that you're King K. Rool!

fool Cranky into thinking that you're King K. Rool! (Chewing)

you're King K. Rool! (Chewing) >> Yeah, that would work, too.

(Chewing) >> Yeah, that would work, too. Ugh!

>> Yeah, that would work, too. Ugh! >> I can't wait to see the look

Ugh! >> I can't wait to see the look on Cranky's face when we hand

>> I can't wait to see the look on Cranky's face when we hand you the Crystal Coconut, big

on Cranky's face when we hand you the Crystal Coconut, big buddy!

you the Crystal Coconut, big buddy! >> I'd be happy just to see

buddy! >> I'd be happy just to see where I'm going right now!

>> I'd be happy just to see where I'm going right now! >> You better get going, Diddy.

where I'm going right now! >> You better get going, Diddy. >> Don't forget, just make sure

>> You better get going, Diddy. >> Don't forget, just make sure the coconut is ready.

>> Don't forget, just make sure the coconut is ready. >> I'm on the job!

the coconut is ready. >> I'm on the job! >> Do me a favour, Candy.

>> I'm on the job! >> Do me a favour, Candy. Stay close.

>> Do me a favour, Candy. Stay close. I can't see very well in this

Stay close. I can't see very well in this thing!

I can't see very well in this thing! >> Huh?

thing! >> Huh? Oh, my!

>> Huh? Oh, my! Isn't this pretty?

Oh, my! Isn't this pretty? (DK crashing)

Isn't this pretty? (DK crashing) >> Oh!

(DK crashing) >> Oh! >> Come on, DK!

>> Oh! >> Come on, DK! We don't want to be late!

>> Come on, DK! We don't want to be late! >> Ready, Krusha?

We don't want to be late! >> Ready, Krusha? >> Uh, for what?

>> Ready, Krusha? >> Uh, for what? >> KLUMP: Vroom!

>> Uh, for what? >> KLUMP: Vroom! >> Klump!

>> KLUMP: Vroom! >> Klump! >> Uh, just one minute, sir!

>> Klump! >> Uh, just one minute, sir! Just doing a final technical

>> Uh, just one minute, sir! Just doing a final technical run-through.

Just doing a final technical run-through. Vroom, vroom, vroom-oom-oom!

run-through. Vroom, vroom, vroom-oom-oom! >> All I wanted was a simple

Vroom, vroom, vroom-oom-oom! >> All I wanted was a simple banana on a string, but oh, no!

>> All I wanted was a simple banana on a string, but oh, no! Just give me that before you

banana on a string, but oh, no! Just give me that before you hurt yourself!

Just give me that before you hurt yourself! How does this confounded thing

hurt yourself! How does this confounded thing work?

How does this confounded thing work? >> Ooh, meals on wheels!

work? >> Ooh, meals on wheels! >> No, Krusha!

>> Ooh, meals on wheels! >> No, Krusha! Don't touch it!

>> No, Krusha! Don't touch it! Just give it to me, now!

(Crashing) >> Ahhh! Ooh, ooh, ah, ow, ooh!

>> Ahhh! Ooh, ooh, ah, ow, ooh! Krusha!

Ooh, ooh, ah, ow, ooh! Krusha! Whoa!

Krusha! Whoa! Klump!

Whoa! Klump! Whoa!

Klump! Whoa! >> Candy, are you there?

Whoa! >> Candy, are you there? Oh, man, sure is hot in here.

>> Candy, are you there? Oh, man, sure is hot in here. >> Ahh-- what the-- whoa!

Oh, man, sure is hot in here. >> Ahh-- what the-- whoa! (Crashing)

>> Ahh-- what the-- whoa! (Crashing) (Groaning)

(Crashing) (Groaning) >> This is no fun.

(Groaning) >> This is no fun. >> DK: Come on, where are you,

>> This is no fun. >> DK: Come on, where are you, Candy?

>> DK: Come on, where are you, Candy? >> Never mind that now, soldier.

Candy? >> Never mind that now, soldier. That sounds like our favourite

>> Never mind that now, soldier. That sounds like our favourite enemy, Donkey Kong!

That sounds like our favourite enemy, Donkey Kong! I'll give you the signal.

enemy, Donkey Kong! I'll give you the signal. >> I know you're here somewhere!

I'll give you the signal. >> I know you're here somewhere! Am I close?

>> I know you're here somewhere! Am I close? How about now?

Am I close? How about now? >> No!

How about now? >> No! Abort mission, abort mission!

>> No! Abort mission, abort mission! (Crashing)

Abort mission, abort mission! (Crashing) (Groaning)

(Crashing) (Groaning) >> CANDY: There you are!

(Groaning) >> CANDY: There you are! >> Huh?

>> CANDY: There you are! >> Huh? >> I turn my back on you for one

>> Huh? >> I turn my back on you for one minute, and you go off and

>> I turn my back on you for one minute, and you go off and disappear.

minute, and you go off and disappear. Now, do you want Diddy to give

disappear. Now, do you want Diddy to give you the Crystal Coconut or not?

Now, do you want Diddy to give you the Crystal Coconut or not? >> Give me the Crystal Coconut?

you the Crystal Coconut or not? >> Give me the Crystal Coconut? (Giggling)

>> Give me the Crystal Coconut? (Giggling) Okey dokey!

(Grunting) >> Ugh, ah, argh! >> Ugh!

>> Ugh, ah, argh! >> Ugh! >> Permission to beg for

>> Ugh! >> Permission to beg for forgiveness, Your

>> Permission to beg for forgiveness, Your Pickle-in-a-Barrelness!

forgiveness, Your Pickle-in-a-Barrelness! It was all his fault!

Pickle-in-a-Barrelness! It was all his fault! >> Sorry, King K. Rool.

It was all his fault! >> Sorry, King K. Rool. >> Me, K. Rool?

>> Sorry, King K. Rool. >> Me, K. Rool? I mean, yes, K. Rool but fair!

>> Me, K. Rool? I mean, yes, K. Rool but fair! Hee hee, they think I'm K. Rool!

I mean, yes, K. Rool but fair! Hee hee, they think I'm K. Rool! And as your ruler, I want you to

Hee hee, they think I'm K. Rool! And as your ruler, I want you to rub your head and tummies at

And as your ruler, I want you to rub your head and tummies at once, while hopping on your

rub your head and tummies at once, while hopping on your left foot!

once, while hopping on your left foot! (DK laughing)

left foot! (DK laughing) It's like taking candy from

(DK laughing) It's like taking candy from a baby!

It's like taking candy from a baby! Oh, Candy!

a baby! Oh, Candy! I almost forgot!

Oh, Candy! I almost forgot! Oh, I got to go do something.

I almost forgot! Oh, I got to go do something. Meet you guys back at our place.

Oh, I got to go do something. Meet you guys back at our place. See ya!

Meet you guys back at our place. See ya! Ow!

See ya! Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ow! (Giggling)

>> Heh, these kids today! They'll fall for any joke in the book, and the joke's on them

They'll fall for any joke in the book, and the joke's on them 'cause I wrote the book!

book, and the joke's on them 'cause I wrote the book! Heh, heh, heh!

'cause I wrote the book! Heh, heh, heh! (Screaming)

Ugh!

>> DIDDY: Gotcha! Got any requests? >> Yeah, get out of here and

Got any requests? >> Yeah, get out of here and leave me alone.

>> Yeah, get out of here and leave me alone. >> Sorry, don't know that song.

leave me alone. >> Sorry, don't know that song. But that's not why I'm here,

>> Sorry, don't know that song. But that's not why I'm here, anyway.

But that's not why I'm here, anyway. (Banging three times)

anyway. (Banging three times) Mind if I borrow a cup of

(Banging three times) Mind if I borrow a cup of Crystal Coconut?

Mind if I borrow a cup of Crystal Coconut? >> Have you gone bananas?!

Crystal Coconut? >> Have you gone bananas?! Give me that!

>> Have you gone bananas?! Give me that! >> I would but it's not for me.

Give me that! >> I would but it's not for me. It's for a friend.

>> I would but it's not for me. It's for a friend. >> What in the rango-fandango is

It's for a friend. >> What in the rango-fandango is he doing here?

>> What in the rango-fandango is he doing here? >> Aw, Cranky, that's no way to

he doing here? >> Aw, Cranky, that's no way to treat a guest!

>> Aw, Cranky, that's no way to treat a guest! You should offer him a banana,

treat a guest! You should offer him a banana, or a cookie, or a Crystal

You should offer him a banana, or a cookie, or a Crystal Coconut!

or a cookie, or a Crystal Coconut! >> Huh?

Coconut! >> Huh? >> Here, King K. Rool, enjoy it

>> Huh? >> Here, King K. Rool, enjoy it in good health!

>> Here, King K. Rool, enjoy it in good health! Ha, ha!

in good health! Ha, ha! >> Your wish, lovely lady, is my

Ha, ha! >> Your wish, lovely lady, is my command.

>> Your wish, lovely lady, is my command. (Diddy giggling)

command. (Diddy giggling) >> Stop hamming it up, DK, and

(Diddy giggling) >> Stop hamming it up, DK, and get out of here!

>> Stop hamming it up, DK, and get out of here! Hey, what are friends for?

get out of here! Hey, what are friends for? See ya!

Hey, what are friends for? See ya! >> You just gave K. Rool the...

See ya! >> You just gave K. Rool the... (Crashing)

>> You just gave K. Rool the... (Crashing) (Laughing)

(Crashing) (Laughing) >> Gotcha!

(Laughing) >> Gotcha! We gotcha good!

>> Gotcha! We gotcha good! (Laughing)

We gotcha good! (Laughing) Didn't we, Candy!

(Laughing) Didn't we, Candy! We got him good!

Didn't we, Candy! We got him good! (Laughing)

We got him good! (Laughing) >> Oh, Cranky, the look on your

(Laughing) >> Oh, Cranky, the look on your face!

>> Oh, Cranky, the look on your face! You look like a--

face! You look like a-- >> Monkey's uncle!

You look like a-- >> Monkey's uncle! (Laughing)

>> Monkey's uncle! (Laughing) >> Okay, DK, you can come out

(Laughing) >> Okay, DK, you can come out now!

>> Okay, DK, you can come out now! >> Ow!

now! >> Ow! Ow!

>> Ow! Ow! Give me the Crystal Coconut, you

Ow! Give me the Crystal Coconut, you big... uh... something that

Give me the Crystal Coconut, you big... uh... something that starts with B?

big... uh... something that starts with B? >> Baboons?

starts with B? >> Baboons? >> Yeah, that'll work.

>> Baboons? >> Yeah, that'll work. Big baboons!

>> Yeah, that'll work. Big baboons! >> Ah, never mind, DK.

Big baboons! >> Ah, never mind, DK. The joke's over now.

>> Ah, never mind, DK. The joke's over now. >> It is?

The joke's over now. >> It is? Aw, I just got here!

>> It is? Aw, I just got here! I miss all the fun.

Aw, I just got here! I miss all the fun. >> What are you talking about?

I miss all the fun. >> What are you talking about? Candy just handed you the

>> What are you talking about? Candy just handed you the Crystal Coconut.

Candy just handed you the Crystal Coconut. Cranky almost turned blue!

Crystal Coconut. Cranky almost turned blue! It was great!

Cranky almost turned blue! It was great! >> Aw, nuts!

It was great! >> Aw, nuts! It's all Klump and Krusha's

>> Aw, nuts! It's all Klump and Krusha's fault!

It's all Klump and Krusha's fault! They dropped this barrel on me,

fault! They dropped this barrel on me, and then, they thought I was the

They dropped this barrel on me, and then, they thought I was the real King K. Rool!

and then, they thought I was the real King K. Rool! (Gasping)

real King K. Rool! (Gasping) >> The real K. Rool?

(Gasping) >> The real K. Rool? (All screaming)

>> The real K. Rool? (All screaming) >> Oh!

(All screaming) >> Oh! It's mine, all mine!

>> Oh! It's mine, all mine! I did it by playing the

It's mine, all mine! I did it by playing the practical joke of all time!

I did it by playing the practical joke of all time! I pretended to be myself!

practical joke of all time! I pretended to be myself! Ha, ha!

I pretended to be myself! Ha, ha! Oh, the Crystal Coconut is mine,

Ha, ha! Oh, the Crystal Coconut is mine, and nothing can stop me now!

Oh, the Crystal Coconut is mine, and nothing can stop me now! (Crashing)

and nothing can stop me now! (Crashing) Krusha!

(Crashing) Krusha! >> Uh, he said, "Now!"

Krusha! >> Uh, he said, "Now!" I heard him!

>> Uh, he said, "Now!" I heard him! >> This wouldn't have happened

I heard him! >> This wouldn't have happened if you hadn't insisted we play a

>> This wouldn't have happened if you hadn't insisted we play a big joke on Cranky!

if you hadn't insisted we play a big joke on Cranky! >> I insisted?

big joke on Cranky! >> I insisted? You and Diddy said--

>> I insisted? You and Diddy said-- >> It wasn't my idea!

You and Diddy said-- >> It wasn't my idea! No sirree, not me!

>> It wasn't my idea! No sirree, not me! I'd never--

No sirree, not me! I'd never-- >> CRANKY: Quiet!

I'd never-- >> CRANKY: Quiet! It doesn't matter whose stupid,

>> CRANKY: Quiet! It doesn't matter whose stupid, idiotic, moronic idea this was.

It doesn't matter whose stupid, idiotic, moronic idea this was. The real question is how do we

idiotic, moronic idea this was. The real question is how do we get the coconut back?

The real question is how do we get the coconut back? >> The real question is, are the

get the coconut back? >> The real question is, are the candies in this tin real, or is

>> The real question is, are the candies in this tin real, or is it another trick?

candies in this tin real, or is it another trick? >> DK, not that.

it another trick? >> DK, not that. It's a trick.

>> DK, not that. It's a trick. >> Aha!

It's a trick. >> Aha! That means they're real.

>> Aha! That means they're real. Good, I'm starving.

That means they're real. Good, I'm starving. >> Oh!

Good, I'm starving. >> Oh! >> It's itching powder, you

>> Oh! >> It's itching powder, you meddling mange-mouth!

>> It's itching powder, you meddling mange-mouth! I was saving that for my pièce

meddling mange-mouth! I was saving that for my pièce de resistance!

I was saving that for my pièce de resistance! >> DK, this is no time for

de resistance! >> DK, this is no time for jokes!

>> DK, this is no time for jokes! Argh!

jokes! Argh! >> Wait a minute!

Argh! >> Wait a minute! Maybe it's exactly the time for

>> Wait a minute! Maybe it's exactly the time for jokes.

>> Ah, you should have been there to see it, men! Those ludicrous lemurs actually

there to see it, men! Those ludicrous lemurs actually thought I was Donkey Kong,

Those ludicrous lemurs actually thought I was Donkey Kong, disguised as me!

thought I was Donkey Kong, disguised as me! Ha, ha!

disguised as me! Ha, ha! Oh, they put this little beauty

Ha, ha! Oh, they put this little beauty right into my claws!

Oh, they put this little beauty right into my claws! How ironic, don't you think?

right into my claws! How ironic, don't you think? Now, to put it safely in my

How ironic, don't you think? Now, to put it safely in my vault.

Now, to put it safely in my vault. >> DK: Wait!

vault. >> DK: Wait! >> Hmm?

>> DK: Wait! >> Hmm? Oh, you're too late, Donkey

>> Hmm? Oh, you're too late, Donkey Kong!

Oh, you're too late, Donkey Kong! The Crystal Coconut's mine!

Kong! The Crystal Coconut's mine! You'll never get it from me now.

The Crystal Coconut's mine! You'll never get it from me now. >> Thank goodness!

You'll never get it from me now. >> Thank goodness! That's the best news I've had in

>> Thank goodness! That's the best news I've had in weeks.

That's the best news I've had in weeks. >> And furthermore, I'll never

weeks. >> And furthermore, I'll never relinquish it!

>> And furthermore, I'll never relinquish it! What?

relinquish it! What? ¶ You see, the coconut is cursed

What? ¶ You see, the coconut is cursed and I hope you didn't touch it ¶

¶ You see, the coconut is cursed and I hope you didn't touch it ¶ >> Cursed?

and I hope you didn't touch it ¶ >> Cursed? >> What?

>> Cursed? >> What? >> Don't be ridiculous.

>> What? >> Don't be ridiculous. ¶ You might feel a twitch

>> Don't be ridiculous. ¶ You might feel a twitch or a tingly sensation ¶

¶ You might feel a twitch or a tingly sensation ¶ ¶ Tingly, schmingly ¶

or a tingly sensation ¶ ¶ Tingly, schmingly ¶ ¶ You're an irritation ¶

¶ Tingly, schmingly ¶ ¶ You're an irritation ¶ Ahhh!

¶ You're an irritation ¶ Ahhh! ¶ I'm tingling, I'm tingling ¶

Ahhh! ¶ I'm tingling, I'm tingling ¶ ¶ My hand is twitching

¶ I'm tingling, I'm tingling ¶ ¶ My hand is twitching and quivering ¶

¶ My hand is twitching and quivering ¶ >> I'm twitching, sir!

and quivering ¶ >> I'm twitching, sir! I'm twitching!

>> I'm twitching, sir! I'm twitching! >> KRUSHA: I'm quivering.

I'm twitching! >> KRUSHA: I'm quivering. >> ALL: Oh, no!

>> KRUSHA: I'm quivering. >> ALL: Oh, no! ¶ It's much worse than

>> ALL: Oh, no! ¶ It's much worse than I thought ¶

¶ It's much worse than I thought ¶ ¶ It's the curse that you've

I thought ¶ ¶ It's the curse that you've got ¶

¶ It's the curse that you've got ¶ ¶ No, it's not, that's absurd ¶

got ¶ ¶ No, it's not, that's absurd ¶ ¶ Word ¶

¶ No, it's not, that's absurd ¶ ¶ Word ¶ ¶ We're just tingling

¶ Word ¶ ¶ We're just tingling with excitement ¶

¶ We're just tingling with excitement ¶ ¶ Yeah, maybe you're right ¶

with excitement ¶ ¶ Yeah, maybe you're right ¶ ¶ That's all it ever was ¶

¶ Yeah, maybe you're right ¶ ¶ That's all it ever was ¶ ¶ Besides, if you're cursed ¶

¶ That's all it ever was ¶ ¶ Besides, if you're cursed ¶ ¶ You'd know ¶

¶ Besides, if you're cursed ¶ ¶ You'd know ¶ ¶ 'Cause you're not really

¶ You'd know ¶ ¶ 'Cause you're not really cursed

¶ 'Cause you're not really cursed unless you start itching ¶

cursed unless you start itching ¶ ¶ Ooh ah, scratch ¶

unless you start itching ¶ ¶ Ooh ah, scratch ¶ ¶ Itchy itchy itchy itchy ¶

¶ Ooh ah, scratch ¶ ¶ Itchy itchy itchy itchy ¶ ¶ Ooh ah, scratch ¶

¶ Itchy itchy itchy itchy ¶ ¶ Ooh ah, scratch ¶ ¶ Itchy itchy itchy itch ¶

¶ Ooh ah, scratch ¶ ¶ Itchy itchy itchy itch ¶ ¶ All this scratching

¶ Itchy itchy itchy itch ¶ ¶ All this scratching is making me itch ¶

¶ All this scratching is making me itch ¶ ¶ It's just a coincidence ¶

is making me itch ¶ ¶ It's just a coincidence ¶ ¶ It's allergies, that's right ¶

¶ It's just a coincidence ¶ ¶ It's allergies, that's right ¶ ¶ Yes, that's right ¶

¶ It's allergies, that's right ¶ ¶ Yes, that's right ¶ ¶ It's just an allergy ¶

¶ Yes, that's right ¶ ¶ It's just an allergy ¶ ¶ You're probably right

¶ It's just an allergy ¶ ¶ You're probably right 'cause the real curse doesn't

¶ You're probably right 'cause the real curse doesn't kick in until you start ¶

'cause the real curse doesn't kick in until you start ¶ ¶ Start sneezing ¶

kick in until you start ¶ ¶ Start sneezing ¶ >> Ah-choo!

¶ Start sneezing ¶ >> Ah-choo! >> Gesundheit.

>> Ah-choo! >> Gesundheit. >> Ah-choo!

>> Gesundheit. >> Ah-choo! >> Bless you!

>> Ah-choo! >> Bless you! ¶ Ah-ah-ah-ah-choo! ¶

>> Bless you! ¶ Ah-ah-ah-ah-choo! ¶ Klump, use a tissue.

¶ Ah-ah-ah-ah-choo! ¶ Klump, use a tissue. ¶ Donkey Kong, I'm down

Klump, use a tissue. ¶ Donkey Kong, I'm down on my knees ¶

¶ Donkey Kong, I'm down on my knees ¶ ¶ Are there any other symptoms

on my knees ¶ ¶ Are there any other symptoms to this curse, tell me please! ¶

¶ Are there any other symptoms to this curse, tell me please! ¶ ¶ Uh, just one

to this curse, tell me please! ¶ ¶ Uh, just one but no need to fret ¶

¶ Uh, just one but no need to fret ¶ ¶ I'm sure this is something

but no need to fret ¶ ¶ I'm sure this is something that you'll never get ¶

¶ I'm sure this is something that you'll never get ¶ ¶ What is it, what is it ¶

that you'll never get ¶ ¶ What is it, what is it ¶ ¶ Tell us quick, tell us fast ¶

¶ What is it, what is it ¶ ¶ Tell us quick, tell us fast ¶ ¶ If you don't tell us now,

¶ Tell us quick, tell us fast ¶ ¶ If you don't tell us now, I don't think that we can last ¶

¶ If you don't tell us now, I don't think that we can last ¶ ¶ Well, it's, um, ah ¶

I don't think that we can last ¶ ¶ Well, it's, um, ah ¶ ¶ The gas ¶

¶ Well, it's, um, ah ¶ ¶ The gas ¶ >> The what?!

¶ The gas ¶ >> The what?! (Whoopee cushion expelling air)

>> The what?! (Whoopee cushion expelling air) >> Tell me that's ducks

(Whoopee cushion expelling air) >> Tell me that's ducks migrating, sir.

>> Tell me that's ducks migrating, sir. >> Oh, you should say, "Excuse

migrating, sir. >> Oh, you should say, "Excuse me."

>> Oh, you should say, "Excuse me." >> I'm cursed!

me." >> I'm cursed! I'm cursed!

>> I'm cursed! I'm cursed! >> Hoo-ee!

I'm cursed! >> Hoo-ee! Not to mention a little ripe,

>> Hoo-ee! Not to mention a little ripe, too.

Not to mention a little ripe, too. >> Get that thing away from me,

too. >> Get that thing away from me, now!

>> Get that thing away from me, now! >> Are you sure?

now! >> Are you sure? >> Of course I'm sure!

>> Are you sure? >> Of course I'm sure! I don't want to be cursed.

>> Of course I'm sure! I don't want to be cursed. I'm too young, and too beautiful

I don't want to be cursed. I'm too young, and too beautiful to be cursed!

I'm too young, and too beautiful to be cursed! (Sneezing)

to be cursed! (Sneezing) (Flatulence)

(Sneezing) (Flatulence) (Whimpering)

(Flatulence) (Whimpering) >> Get it out of my sight!

(Whimpering) >> Get it out of my sight! >> Don't you have something you

>> Get it out of my sight! >> Don't you have something you want to say to me, K. Rool?

>> Don't you have something you want to say to me, K. Rool? >> Uh, thank you, Donkey Kong?

want to say to me, K. Rool? >> Uh, thank you, Donkey Kong? >> And I have something I want

>> Uh, thank you, Donkey Kong? >> And I have something I want to say to you.

>> And I have something I want to say to you. Happy All Fool's Day!

to say to you. Happy All Fool's Day! (Laughing)

Happy All Fool's Day! (Laughing) Gotcha!

(Laughing) Gotcha! Let's go, Diddy!

Gotcha! Let's go, Diddy! (Both laughing)

Let's go, Diddy! (Both laughing) >> Well, I'll be a monkey's

(Both laughing) >> Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.

>> Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle. (Sound of whoopee cushion)

uncle. (Sound of whoopee cushion) It wasn't me!

(Sound of whoopee cushion) It wasn't me! >> Heh, yeah.

It wasn't me! >> Heh, yeah. >> CRANKY: Well, how did it go?

>> Heh, yeah. >> CRANKY: Well, how did it go? >> Worked like a charm.

>> CRANKY: Well, how did it go? >> Worked like a charm. K. Rool was twitching and

>> Worked like a charm. K. Rool was twitching and scratching and sneezing and--

K. Rool was twitching and scratching and sneezing and-- >> Tooting his own horn, so to

scratching and sneezing and-- >> Tooting his own horn, so to speak!

>> Tooting his own horn, so to speak! (Chuckling)

speak! (Chuckling) >> He couldn't wait to get rid

(Chuckling) >> He couldn't wait to get rid of this!

>> He couldn't wait to get rid of this! >> Well, I think there's a

of this! >> Well, I think there's a lesson here, boys.

>> Well, I think there's a lesson here, boys. Having fun on All Fool's Day is

lesson here, boys. Having fun on All Fool's Day is fine, but messing with the

Having fun on All Fool's Day is fine, but messing with the Crystal Coconut just ain't

fine, but messing with the Crystal Coconut just ain't kosher.

Crystal Coconut just ain't kosher. >> You know best, Cranky.

kosher. >> You know best, Cranky. >> Of course I know best!

>> You know best, Cranky. >> Of course I know best! I know everything.

>> Of course I know best! I know everything. That's why I always win at All

I know everything. That's why I always win at All Fool's Day.

That's why I always win at All Fool's Day. Now, give me the coconut and let

Fool's Day. Now, give me the coconut and let me put it away.

Now, give me the coconut and let me put it away. >> Oh, ah!

me put it away. >> Oh, ah! >> No-o-o-o!

>> Oh, ah! >> No-o-o-o! (Shattering)

>> No-o-o-o! (Shattering) (Cranky screaming)

(Shattering) (Cranky screaming) >> The Crystal Coconut is

(Cranky screaming) >> The Crystal Coconut is ruined!

>> The Crystal Coconut is ruined! We're all doomed!

ruined! We're all doomed! Run for your lives!

We're all doomed! Run for your lives! >> Can I just say one thing,

Run for your lives! >> Can I just say one thing, Cranky?

>> Can I just say one thing, Cranky? >> What could you possibly say

Cranky? >> What could you possibly say at a time like this?

>> What could you possibly say at a time like this? >> Gotcha.

at a time like this? >> Gotcha. >> Ha, ha!

>> Gotcha. >> Ha, ha! >> Huh?

>> Ha, ha! >> Huh? Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.

¶