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¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ ¶ Ooh ¶

¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶

¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶

¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

(Thumping) >> Oh, man! Ooh, ah, ah, ah!

>> Oh, man! Ooh, ah, ah, ah! Ouch.

Ooh, ah, ah, ah! Ouch. That's a bummer on the thummer.

Ouch. That's a bummer on the thummer. >> Hey, Funky, what's this you

That's a bummer on the thummer. >> Hey, Funky, what's this you dropped?

>> Hey, Funky, what's this you dropped? >> Does nobody work around here?

dropped? >> Does nobody work around here? >> FUNKY: Hold that, hold that,

>> Does nobody work around here? >> FUNKY: Hold that, hold that, dude.

>> FUNKY: Hold that, hold that, dude. I was just putting up a poster,

dude. I was just putting up a poster, and Candy is lending me a paw.

I was just putting up a poster, and Candy is lending me a paw. It's from my new eats emporium,

and Candy is lending me a paw. It's from my new eats emporium, Funky's Beautacious Bistro.

It's from my new eats emporium, Funky's Beautacious Bistro. The mind-blowing grand opening

Funky's Beautacious Bistro. The mind-blowing grand opening is tonight.

The mind-blowing grand opening is tonight. >> Mmm, well, Candy, should I

is tonight. >> Mmm, well, Candy, should I allow you the honour of

>> Mmm, well, Candy, should I allow you the honour of accompanying me?

allow you the honour of accompanying me? >> Ha, go on a date with you?

accompanying me? >> Ha, go on a date with you? (Laughing)

>> Ha, go on a date with you? (Laughing) Dream on, Bluster!

(Laughing) Dream on, Bluster! (All laughing)

>> So what were we laughing about? >> Bluster asked me to the

about? >> Bluster asked me to the opening of Funky's new

>> Bluster asked me to the opening of Funky's new restaurant tonight.

opening of Funky's new restaurant tonight. (All laughing)

>> I don't get it. >> Well, as if I'd go with him when you'll be taking me.

>> Well, as if I'd go with him when you'll be taking me. >> Yeah, of course I'm taking

when you'll be taking me. >> Yeah, of course I'm taking you.

>> Yeah, of course I'm taking you. Who else would take you?

you. Who else would take you? If you're going, I'm taking you.

Who else would take you? If you're going, I'm taking you. >> Psst, DK, what about the big

If you're going, I'm taking you. >> Psst, DK, what about the big game tonight?

>> Psst, DK, what about the big game tonight? >> Uh, Candy, sorry, I can't

game tonight? >> Uh, Candy, sorry, I can't take you.

>> Uh, Candy, sorry, I can't take you. Big game on the tube.

take you. Big game on the tube. Big game!

Big game on the tube. Big game! >> What, you're choosing a

Big game! >> What, you're choosing a stupid ballgame over me?

>> What, you're choosing a stupid ballgame over me? >> B-b-b-but-but it's the

stupid ballgame over me? >> B-b-b-but-but it's the championship.

>> B-b-b-but-but it's the championship. Can't we go tomorrow night?

championship. Can't we go tomorrow night? That way, we'll know if anybody

Can't we go tomorrow night? That way, we'll know if anybody got food poisoning tonight.

That way, we'll know if anybody got food poisoning tonight. >> No, tomorrow's too late.

got food poisoning tonight. >> No, tomorrow's too late. You act like you're the only

>> No, tomorrow's too late. You act like you're the only fish in the sea, Donkey Kong.

You act like you're the only fish in the sea, Donkey Kong. Well, here's a news flash.

fish in the sea, Donkey Kong. Well, here's a news flash. You're not!

Well, here's a news flash. You're not! >> Ah, Candy, come on.

You're not! >> Ah, Candy, come on. Don't be like that.

>> Obviously not a ball fan.

>> Oh, no! >> Get back here, double time. >> Yes, sir, Your Sass-ness.

>> Get back here, double time. >> Yes, sir, Your Sass-ness. >> I just had the most delicious

>> Yes, sir, Your Sass-ness. >> I just had the most delicious idea.

>> I just had the most delicious idea. I know exactly how to keep

idea. I know exactly how to keep Donkey Kong running in circles

I know exactly how to keep Donkey Kong running in circles until the proverbial cows come

Donkey Kong running in circles until the proverbial cows come home.

until the proverbial cows come home. Krusha!

home. Krusha! Ahh!

Krusha! Ahh! >> When did the cows leave?

Ahh! >> When did the cows leave? >> How many times have I told

>> When did the cows leave? >> How many times have I told you not to sneak up behind me

>> How many times have I told you not to sneak up behind me like that?

you not to sneak up behind me like that? Now get me a pencil and paper.

like that? Now get me a pencil and paper. I'm going to make Donkey Kong

Now get me a pencil and paper. I'm going to make Donkey Kong think Candy is really breaking

I'm going to make Donkey Kong think Candy is really breaking up with him for good.

think Candy is really breaking up with him for good. That love-sick monkey won't be

up with him for good. That love-sick monkey won't be much of a guard of the Crystal

That love-sick monkey won't be much of a guard of the Crystal Coconut.

much of a guard of the Crystal Coconut. (Evil laughing)

>> There, how could Candy possibly resist me now. What's this?

possibly resist me now. What's this? Hair, my hair?

What's this? Hair, my hair? Argh!

Hair, my hair? Argh! My hair's falling out!

Argh! My hair's falling out! Don't panic, don't panic!

My hair's falling out! Don't panic, don't panic! I've got just the tonic.

Don't panic, don't panic! I've got just the tonic. "For beautiful manageable hair."

I've got just the tonic. "For beautiful manageable hair." "For full body hair."

"For beautiful manageable hair." "For full body hair." "For silky hair."

"For full body hair." "For silky hair." What about falling-out hair?

"For silky hair." What about falling-out hair? Keep calm.

What about falling-out hair? Keep calm. I'll-- I'll combine them all

Keep calm. I'll-- I'll combine them all together.

I'll-- I'll combine them all together. >> I've got to admit, big buddy,

together. >> I've got to admit, big buddy, Candy did look kind of mad.

>> I've got to admit, big buddy, Candy did look kind of mad. Maybe you should talk to her,

Candy did look kind of mad. Maybe you should talk to her, after the game, that is.

Maybe you should talk to her, after the game, that is. >> No worries, little buddy.

after the game, that is. >> No worries, little buddy. It's not like someone else is

>> No worries, little buddy. It's not like someone else is going to come along and take my

It's not like someone else is going to come along and take my place, is it?

going to come along and take my place, is it? >> I heard it with my own two

place, is it? >> I heard it with my own two ears.

>> I heard it with my own two ears. >> Relax, little buddy.

ears. >> Relax, little buddy. The coast is clear.

>> Relax, little buddy. The coast is clear. Go now, you lugubrious lizard.

The coast is clear. Go now, you lugubrious lizard. Hurry!

(Clanging) >> Hey, look: it's a letter for you, DK.

>> Hey, look: it's a letter for you, DK. Want me to read it?

you, DK. Want me to read it? >> Sure.

Want me to read it? >> Sure. >> Oh, it's from Candy!

>> Sure. >> Oh, it's from Candy! >> It's probably an apology.

>> Oh, it's from Candy! >> It's probably an apology. Read on, little buddy.

>> It's probably an apology. Read on, little buddy. >> "Dear Donkey Kong: it's over.

Read on, little buddy. >> "Dear Donkey Kong: it's over. I found someone else, a real ape

>> "Dear Donkey Kong: it's over. I found someone else, a real ape who values romantic dinners,

I found someone else, a real ape who values romantic dinners, signed, your new ex-girlfriend,

who values romantic dinners, signed, your new ex-girlfriend, Candy.

signed, your new ex-girlfriend, Candy. >> Let me read that.

Candy. >> Let me read that. >> You know what this is?

>> Let me read that. >> You know what this is? It's a dear John letter!

>> You know what this is? It's a dear John letter! >> Uh, thank you.

It's a dear John letter! >> Uh, thank you. For a second there, I thought

>> Uh, thank you. For a second there, I thought this was meant for me.

For a second there, I thought this was meant for me. >> It's called a dear John

this was meant for me. >> It's called a dear John letter.

>> It's called a dear John letter. It means Candy's found someone

letter. It means Candy's found someone else.

It means Candy's found someone else. >> Oh.

else. >> Oh. (Crying)

>> Oh. (Crying) Oh, why?

(Crying) Oh, why? Why?

Oh, why? Why? (Loud sobbing)

Why? (Loud sobbing) >> Oh, come on, DK.

(Loud sobbing) >> Oh, come on, DK. Pull yourself together.

>> Oh, come on, DK. Pull yourself together. Why don't we find out who this

Pull yourself together. Why don't we find out who this new guy is, and you can give him

Why don't we find out who this new guy is, and you can give him a banana slamma to end all

new guy is, and you can give him a banana slamma to end all banana slammas.

a banana slamma to end all banana slammas. >> You're just trying to make

banana slammas. >> You're just trying to make me feel better, Diddy.

>> You're just trying to make me feel better, Diddy. (Crying)

me feel better, Diddy. (Crying) And you know what?

(Crying) And you know what? It's working.

>> There, that ought to keep the thick ape confused long enough for us to overpower Cranky and

thick ape confused long enough for us to overpower Cranky and get our greedy little hands on

for us to overpower Cranky and get our greedy little hands on the Crystal Coconut!

get our greedy little hands on the Crystal Coconut! (Greedy laughing)

the Crystal Coconut! (Greedy laughing) >> "Don't mix with any other

(Greedy laughing) >> "Don't mix with any other products.

>> "Don't mix with any other products. Don't ask us why; just don't."

products. Don't ask us why; just don't." (Smashing)

Don't ask us why; just don't." (Smashing) Urgh, what a smell.

(Smashing) Urgh, what a smell. I can't use this.

Urgh, what a smell. I can't use this. So what if I've lost a bit of

I can't use this. So what if I've lost a bit of hair?

So what if I've lost a bit of hair? Argh, more hair!

hair? Argh, more hair! I'm shedding!

(Exploding) (Laughing) >> Here's what you do, big

(Laughing) >> Here's what you do, big buddy.

>> Here's what you do, big buddy. You make up with Candy, and then

buddy. You make up with Candy, and then you dump her.

You make up with Candy, and then you dump her. >> I want to find out who this

you dump her. >> I want to find out who this other ape is, little buddy.

>> I want to find out who this other ape is, little buddy. >> Hey.

other ape is, little buddy. >> Hey. >> Whoa, I want to talk to you.

>> Hey. >> Whoa, I want to talk to you. You go first, I insist.

>> Whoa, I want to talk to you. You go first, I insist. Candy, how could you do this to

You go first, I insist. Candy, how could you do this to me?

Candy, how could you do this to me? >> What choice did I have?

me? >> What choice did I have? >> Then it's true.

>> What choice did I have? >> Then it's true. >> You were there.

>> Then it's true. >> You were there. You made a choice, and I made a

>> You were there. You made a choice, and I made a choice.

You made a choice, and I made a choice. >> I didn't see her choose a

choice. >> I didn't see her choose a choice.

>> I didn't see her choose a choice. >> She hasn't chosen to choose.

choice. >> She hasn't chosen to choose. >> I have so made a choice right

>> She hasn't chosen to choose. >> I have so made a choice right there.

>> I have so made a choice right there. >> You've chosen?

there. >> You've chosen? Who did you choose?

>> You've chosen? Who did you choose? >> Who?

Who did you choose? >> Who? >> Oh, so you won't tell me.

>> Who? >> Oh, so you won't tell me. Fine.

>> Oh, so you won't tell me. Fine. Good luck because I'm the only

Fine. Good luck because I'm the only game in town.

Good luck because I'm the only game in town. (Jubilant laughing)

game in town. (Jubilant laughing) >> I'm king of the world!

(Jubilant laughing) >> I'm king of the world! >> Leaping lizards, K. Rool's

>> I'm king of the world! >> Leaping lizards, K. Rool's got the Crystal Coconut!

>> Leaping lizards, K. Rool's got the Crystal Coconut! >> Uh?

got the Crystal Coconut! >> Uh? >> What?

>> Uh? >> What? >> Banana!

>> What? >> Banana! Huh?

>> Banana! Huh? >> Watch how a real ape saves

Huh? >> Watch how a real ape saves the day, daddy-o!

>> Now just a minute. That's my job. >> Get off the track!

That's my job. >> Get off the track! >> Not a doing.

>> Get off the track! >> Not a doing. You're going to stop because

>> Not a doing. You're going to stop because that's what you do when you're

You're going to stop because that's what you do when you're faced with an irresistible

that's what you do when you're faced with an irresistible force.

¶

And irresistible is what I am, baby. ¶ Hey, kids ¶

baby. ¶ Hey, kids ¶ ¶ The world just got cooler ¶

¶ Hey, kids ¶ ¶ The world just got cooler ¶ ¶ Stand back

¶ The world just got cooler ¶ ¶ Stand back while I make the scene ¶

¶ Stand back while I make the scene ¶ ¶ I'm the most-- uh ¶

while I make the scene ¶ ¶ I'm the most-- uh ¶ ¶ And that ain't no boast ¶

¶ I'm the most-- uh ¶ ¶ And that ain't no boast ¶ ¶ I'm the swingin'est thing

¶ And that ain't no boast ¶ ¶ I'm the swingin'est thing from coast to coast ¶

¶ I'm the swingin'est thing from coast to coast ¶ ¶ I'm a lizard's nightmare ¶

from coast to coast ¶ ¶ I'm a lizard's nightmare ¶ ¶ I'm every girl's dream ¶

¶ I'm a lizard's nightmare ¶ ¶ I'm every girl's dream ¶ ¶ The picture of perfect ¶

¶ I'm every girl's dream ¶ ¶ The picture of perfect ¶ ¶ You know what I mean ¶

¶ The picture of perfect ¶ ¶ You know what I mean ¶ ¶ I'm Leo Luster ¶

¶ You know what I mean ¶ ¶ I'm Leo Luster ¶ ¶ Pow ¶

¶ I'm Leo Luster ¶ ¶ Pow ¶ ¶ I'm where it's at ¶

¶ Pow ¶ ¶ I'm where it's at ¶ ¶ I'm a far-out happenin' cat ¶

¶ I'm where it's at ¶ ¶ I'm a far-out happenin' cat ¶ ¶ Uh ¶

¶ I'm a far-out happenin' cat ¶ ¶ Uh ¶ ¶ I'm Leo Luster ¶

¶ Uh ¶ ¶ I'm Leo Luster ¶ ¶ Baby

¶ I'm Leo Luster ¶ ¶ Baby I'm a trip ¶

¶ Baby I'm a trip ¶ (Candy screaming)

I'm a trip ¶ (Candy screaming) ¶ Man it hurts

(Candy screaming) ¶ Man it hurts to be this hip ¶

¶

¶ Cats dig ¶ ¶ It's time to get hip now ¶ ¶ Hop aboard ¶

¶ It's time to get hip now ¶ ¶ Hop aboard ¶ ¶ It's a groovy ride ¶

¶ Hop aboard ¶ ¶ It's a groovy ride ¶ ¶ Dig my threads ¶

¶ It's a groovy ride ¶ ¶ Dig my threads ¶ ¶ My shades and my hair ¶

¶ Dig my threads ¶ ¶ My shades and my hair ¶ ¶ Step aside, squares ¶

¶ My shades and my hair ¶ ¶ Step aside, squares ¶ ¶ I'm a lizard's nightmare ¶

¶ Step aside, squares ¶ ¶ I'm a lizard's nightmare ¶ ¶ I'm every girl's dream ¶

¶ I'm a lizard's nightmare ¶ ¶ I'm every girl's dream ¶ ¶ The picture of perfect ¶

¶ I'm every girl's dream ¶ ¶ The picture of perfect ¶ ¶ You know what I mean ¶

¶ The picture of perfect ¶ ¶ You know what I mean ¶ ¶ I'm Leo Luster ¶

¶ You know what I mean ¶ ¶ I'm Leo Luster ¶ ¶ Pow ¶

¶ I'm Leo Luster ¶ ¶ Pow ¶ ¶ I'm where it's at ¶

¶ Pow ¶ ¶ I'm where it's at ¶ ¶ I'm a far-out happenin' cat ¶

¶ I'm where it's at ¶ ¶ I'm a far-out happenin' cat ¶ ¶ Uh ¶

¶ I'm a far-out happenin' cat ¶ ¶ Uh ¶ ¶ I'm Leo Luster ¶

¶ Uh ¶ ¶ I'm Leo Luster ¶ ¶ Baby, I'm a trip ¶

¶ I'm Leo Luster ¶ ¶ Baby, I'm a trip ¶ ¶ Man, it hurts

¶ Baby, I'm a trip ¶ ¶ Man, it hurts to be this hip ¶

>> Ahem! (Sighing) >> Now get along, little

(Sighing) >> Now get along, little doggies.

>> Now get along, little doggies. Vamooch!

doggies. Vamooch! >> Yes, sir.

Vamooch! >> Yes, sir. >> Here you go, banana breath.

>> Yes, sir. >> Here you go, banana breath. >> Luster's the name, your

>> Here you go, banana breath. >> Luster's the name, your Luster.

>> Luster's the name, your Luster. I'm charmed, baby, and I know

Luster. I'm charmed, baby, and I know you must be too.

I'm charmed, baby, and I know you must be too. >> Call me Candy.

you must be too. >> Call me Candy. >> Call me Donkey Kong, Candy's

>> Call me Candy. >> Call me Donkey Kong, Candy's boyfriend.

>> Call me Donkey Kong, Candy's boyfriend. >> Don't you have to go polish

boyfriend. >> Don't you have to go polish that glass bobbin of yours?

>> Don't you have to go polish that glass bobbin of yours? >> Come on, DK.

that glass bobbin of yours? >> Come on, DK. Never mind him, just because

>> Come on, DK. Never mind him, just because he's handsome and charming and a

Never mind him, just because he's handsome and charming and a great dresser.

he's handsome and charming and a great dresser. You've got lots of great

great dresser. You've got lots of great qualities too.

You've got lots of great qualities too. >> Like what?

qualities too. >> Like what? ¶ I'm Leo Luster ¶

>> Like what? ¶ I'm Leo Luster ¶ ¶ Boom boom boom boom ¶

¶ I'm Leo Luster ¶ ¶ Boom boom boom boom ¶ >> He sure was a nice feller.

¶ Boom boom boom boom ¶ >> He sure was a nice feller. >> Nice smile.

>> He sure was a nice feller. >> Nice smile. >> Hmmm.

>> Nice smile. >> Hmmm. >> Hold it.

>> Hmmm. >> Hold it. >> Yes, sir.

>> Hold it. >> Yes, sir. (Skidding)

>> Yes, sir. (Skidding) >> Yow, ooh!

(Skidding) >> Yow, ooh! Ah!

>> Yow, ooh! Ah! What just happened?

Ah! What just happened? Why did we give up the coconut?

What just happened? Why did we give up the coconut? >> We had the coconut?

Why did we give up the coconut? >> We had the coconut? >> He must have hypnotized us

>> We had the coconut? >> He must have hypnotized us Klump, get back there and find

>> He must have hypnotized us Klump, get back there and find out everything you can about

Klump, get back there and find out everything you can about what's his name.

out everything you can about what's his name. >> Yes, sir, right away, sir.

what's his name. >> Yes, sir, right away, sir. What is his name?

>> Yes, sir, right away, sir. What is his name? >> I don't know, you ninny.

What is his name? >> I don't know, you ninny. That's why I'm sending you.

>> I don't know, you ninny. That's why I'm sending you. Now get going.

That's why I'm sending you. Now get going. >> Hip hop, hip hop, hip hop,

Now get going. >> Hip hop, hip hop, hip hop, hip hop.

>> Hip hop, hip hop, hip hop, hip hop. (Sighing)

hip hop. (Sighing) >> I hear there's a romantic

(Sighing) >> I hear there's a romantic little snack shack opening up in

>> I hear there's a romantic little snack shack opening up in the p.m.

little snack shack opening up in the p.m. What's, say, we make the scene?

the p.m. What's, say, we make the scene? >> I'd love to scene-- I mean,

What's, say, we make the scene? >> I'd love to scene-- I mean, go--

>> I'd love to scene-- I mean, go-- >> Then it's a date, say about

go-- >> Then it's a date, say about 8:00?

>> Then it's a date, say about 8:00? >> Huh?

8:00? >> Huh? >> Oh.

>> Huh? >> Oh. Cool!

>> Oh. Cool! Uh-huh, gotta go.

Cool! Uh-huh, gotta go. See you there.

Uh-huh, gotta go. See you there. (Exploding)

See you there. (Exploding) Uh-oh, I'm-- I'm testing.

(Exploding) Uh-oh, I'm-- I'm testing. Testing.

Uh-oh, I'm-- I'm testing. Testing. I'm the boss, and the boss

Testing. I'm the boss, and the boss says--

I'm the boss, and the boss says-- This can't be good.

says-- This can't be good. I'm me again.

This can't be good. I'm me again. I've got to make more serum if

I'm me again. I've got to make more serum if I'm going to keep my date with

I've got to make more serum if I'm going to keep my date with Candy.

I'm going to keep my date with Candy. >> Well, get me a dobbin.

Candy. >> Well, get me a dobbin. It's Bluster.

>> Well, get me a dobbin. It's Bluster. >> DIDDY: Tea minus 20 minutes

It's Bluster. >> DIDDY: Tea minus 20 minutes and counting to game time.

>> DIDDY: Tea minus 20 minutes and counting to game time. Ha-ha-ha.

and counting to game time. Ha-ha-ha. >> What could Candy possibly

Ha-ha-ha. >> What could Candy possibly see in that pompadour primate?

>> What could Candy possibly see in that pompadour primate? >> Well, he was pretty cool

see in that pompadour primate? >> Well, he was pretty cool looking, in a dumb barely

>> Well, he was pretty cool looking, in a dumb barely walking missing-link sort of

looking, in a dumb barely walking missing-link sort of way.

walking missing-link sort of way. (Nervous laughing)

way. (Nervous laughing) >> I've got to think of some way

(Nervous laughing) >> I've got to think of some way to win Candy back.

>> I've got to think of some way to win Candy back. >> I guess you could swear off

to win Candy back. >> I guess you could swear off ballgames forever, and then beg

>> I guess you could swear off ballgames forever, and then beg her to let you take her to

ballgames forever, and then beg her to let you take her to Funky's tonight.

her to let you take her to Funky's tonight. >> Good idea, Diddy.

Funky's tonight. >> Good idea, Diddy. I'm going to do it.

>> Good idea, Diddy. I'm going to do it. >> DK, I was just kidding.

I'm going to do it. >> DK, I was just kidding. Give up our ballgames?

>> DK, I was just kidding. Give up our ballgames? Let's not be rash here.

Give up our ballgames? Let's not be rash here. >> Diddy, sometimes an ape's got

Let's not be rash here. >> Diddy, sometimes an ape's got to do what an ape's got to do.

>> Diddy, sometimes an ape's got to do what an ape's got to do. >> Oh, DK, wait!

to do what an ape's got to do. >> Oh, DK, wait! >> Think, Bluster, think.

>> Oh, DK, wait! >> Think, Bluster, think. A little of this, some of that,

>> Think, Bluster, think. A little of this, some of that, a lot of the other thing.

A little of this, some of that, a lot of the other thing. The same weird looking smoke.

a lot of the other thing. The same weird looking smoke. (Sniffing)

The same weird looking smoke. (Sniffing) Yuck, the same putrid smell.

(Sniffing) Yuck, the same putrid smell. All right, here goes nothing.

(Vibrating) (Yelling) >> It sounds like our friend

(Yelling) >> It sounds like our friend Bluster or perhaps his dapper

>> It sounds like our friend Bluster or perhaps his dapper doppelganger.

Bluster or perhaps his dapper doppelganger. >> That sounded like a zebra

doppelganger. >> That sounded like a zebra having his stripes removed.

>> That sounded like a zebra having his stripes removed. >> My hair, it's gone.

having his stripes removed. >> My hair, it's gone. Now what have I done?

>> My hair, it's gone. Now what have I done? Mumsie's going to disown me.

Now what have I done? Mumsie's going to disown me. What was that formula?

Mumsie's going to disown me. What was that formula? (Evil laughing)

What was that formula? (Evil laughing) >> Sshh!

(Evil laughing) >> Sshh! >> Ssh!

>> Sshh! >> Ssh! Ee-oh!

>> Ssh! Ee-oh! >> The last of the ingredients.

Ee-oh! >> The last of the ingredients. This had better turn me back

>> The last of the ingredients. This had better turn me back into Leo Luster or I'm up the

This had better turn me back into Leo Luster or I'm up the creek without a pompadour.

into Leo Luster or I'm up the creek without a pompadour. >> Hey, Buster, are you in

creek without a pompadour. >> Hey, Buster, are you in there?

>> Hey, Buster, are you in there? >> Oh, no.

there? >> Oh, no. I can't let that lummox see me

>> Oh, no. I can't let that lummox see me like this.

>> DONKEY KONG: Luster! Yow! >> Sorry, DK, you can't come in.

Yow! >> Sorry, DK, you can't come in. I'm... I'm taking a bath in my

>> Sorry, DK, you can't come in. I'm... I'm taking a bath in my money.

I'm... I'm taking a bath in my money. You know, it's Friday night.

money. You know, it's Friday night. >> Whatever, Bluster.

You know, it's Friday night. >> Whatever, Bluster. I just want to talk to Candy.

>> Whatever, Bluster. I just want to talk to Candy. >> She's not here.

I just want to talk to Candy. >> She's not here. I gave her the day off with pay

>> She's not here. I gave her the day off with pay to get ready for some big date.

I gave her the day off with pay to get ready for some big date. Well, love to chat, but my money

to get ready for some big date. Well, love to chat, but my money bath is losing interest.

Well, love to chat, but my money bath is losing interest. Got to go.

bath is losing interest. Got to go. Bye-bye.

Got to go. Bye-bye. >> Bluster gave Candy the day

Bye-bye. >> Bluster gave Candy the day off with pay?

>> Bluster gave Candy the day off with pay? Something's fishy here.

off with pay? Something's fishy here. >> Come on, let's go.

>> My secret formula, it's-- it's-- >> KING K. ROOL: Safe and sound

it's-- >> KING K. ROOL: Safe and sound with me, Bluster, or should I

>> KING K. ROOL: Safe and sound with me, Bluster, or should I say Leonardo Luster?

with me, Bluster, or should I say Leonardo Luster? >> Give me that.

say Leonardo Luster? >> Give me that. I'll need that tonight.

>> Give me that. I'll need that tonight. >> I'll give it to you on one

I'll need that tonight. >> I'll give it to you on one condition, Smoothie.

>> I'll give it to you on one condition, Smoothie. You get me the Crystal Coconut!

>> ANNOUNCER: And now tonight's starting line-up, brought to you by the Barrel of Monkeys'

starting line-up, brought to you by the Barrel of Monkeys' Funeral Home.

you by the Barrel of Monkeys' Funeral Home. >> Come on, DK.

Funeral Home. >> Come on, DK. Sit down and relax, will you?

>> Come on, DK. Sit down and relax, will you? The game's about to start.

Sit down and relax, will you? The game's about to start. >> How can I relax?

The game's about to start. >> How can I relax? Candy's going to have dinner

>> How can I relax? Candy's going to have dinner with that-- that big ape.

Candy's going to have dinner with that-- that big ape. (Door creaking)

with that-- that big ape. (Door creaking) >> Yoo-hoo, anyone home?

(Door creaking) >> Yoo-hoo, anyone home? It's me.

>> Yoo-hoo, anyone home? It's me. Don't get up.

It's me. Don't get up. >> Who's getting up?

Don't get up. >> Who's getting up? >> Candy asked me to tell you

>> Who's getting up? >> Candy asked me to tell you she's changed her mind and she

>> Candy asked me to tell you she's changed her mind and she wants you to meet her at

she's changed her mind and she wants you to meet her at Funky's.

wants you to meet her at Funky's. >> Yes!

Funky's. >> Yes! She really had me worried there

>> Yes! She really had me worried there for a second.

She really had me worried there for a second. >> Well, what are you waiting

for a second. >> Well, what are you waiting for?

>> Well, what are you waiting for? You two go, and I'll call you at

for? You two go, and I'll call you at Funky's with the score.

You two go, and I'll call you at Funky's with the score. >> I'd better stay and watch the

Funky's with the score. >> I'd better stay and watch the game-- oh, I mean the Crystal

>> I'd better stay and watch the game-- oh, I mean the Crystal Coconut.

game-- oh, I mean the Crystal Coconut. >> You make sure Donkey Kong

Coconut. >> You make sure Donkey Kong gets there on time.

>> You make sure Donkey Kong gets there on time. I'll guard the coconut, and I

gets there on time. I'll guard the coconut, and I won't even charge you for it.

I'll guard the coconut, and I won't even charge you for it. >> DONKEY KONG: Thanks, Bluster.

won't even charge you for it. >> DONKEY KONG: Thanks, Bluster. >> First Bluster gave Candy the

>> DONKEY KONG: Thanks, Bluster. >> First Bluster gave Candy the day off.

>> First Bluster gave Candy the day off. Now he's helping you get back

day off. Now he's helping you get back together with her?

Now he's helping you get back together with her? I tell you, there's something

together with her? I tell you, there's something not right here.

I tell you, there's something not right here. (Thudding)

not right here. (Thudding) Ouch!

>> It seems such a waste to give this to that slimy salamander. (Door creaking open)

this to that slimy salamander. (Door creaking open) >> Flattery will get you

(Door creaking open) >> Flattery will get you nowhere.

>> Flattery will get you nowhere. At last, the moment of triumph

nowhere. At last, the moment of triumph is at my greedy little

At last, the moment of triumph is at my greedy little fingertips once more.

is at my greedy little fingertips once more. >> We had a deal: the Crystal

fingertips once more. >> We had a deal: the Crystal Coconut for my serum.

>> We had a deal: the Crystal Coconut for my serum. Would love to chat, but I've got

Coconut for my serum. Would love to chat, but I've got a heavy date.

Would love to chat, but I've got a heavy date. Toodles!

a heavy date. Toodles! >> And now, all of Kongo Bongo!

Toodles! >> And now, all of Kongo Bongo! (Yawning)

>> And now, all of Kongo Bongo! (Yawning) Yadda-yadda-yadda-yadda.

(Yawning) Yadda-yadda-yadda-yadda. I'll be supreme ruler.

Yadda-yadda-yadda-yadda. I'll be supreme ruler. All right, let's go.

I'll be supreme ruler. All right, let's go. >> DIDDY: Didn't I tell you, big

All right, let's go. >> DIDDY: Didn't I tell you, big buddy?

>> DIDDY: Didn't I tell you, big buddy? We've got tons of time.

buddy? We've got tons of time. Candy's probably still getting

We've got tons of time. Candy's probably still getting ready.

Candy's probably still getting ready. You know how she likes to keep

ready. You know how she likes to keep you waiting?

You know how she likes to keep you waiting? >> Diddy, the Crystal Coconut is

you waiting? >> Diddy, the Crystal Coconut is gone!

>> Diddy, the Crystal Coconut is gone! >> BOTH: Bluster!

gone! >> BOTH: Bluster! (Exploding)

>> BOTH: Bluster! (Exploding) >> Uh-oh, looks like rain.

(Exploding) >> Uh-oh, looks like rain. Cosmic bummer.

>> Uh-oh, looks like rain. Cosmic bummer. Banana fish, Candy?

Cosmic bummer. Banana fish, Candy? >> Uh-- urgh-- no thanks, Funky.

Banana fish, Candy? >> Uh-- urgh-- no thanks, Funky. I'm trying to cut down.

>> Uh-- urgh-- no thanks, Funky. I'm trying to cut down. >> Candy, Funky, Bluster stole

I'm trying to cut down. >> Candy, Funky, Bluster stole the Crystal Coconut.

>> Candy, Funky, Bluster stole the Crystal Coconut. >> DK, what are you doing here?

the Crystal Coconut. >> DK, what are you doing here? >> Hey, baby, sorry I'm tardy.

>> Huh? >> I didn't-- were you late? >> Oh, by the way, Ray, about

>> I didn't-- were you late? >> Oh, by the way, Ray, about your little glass charm.

>> Oh, by the way, Ray, about your little glass charm. I just saw three lizards making,

your little glass charm. I just saw three lizards making, like, Splitsville with it.

I just saw three lizards making, like, Splitsville with it. >> Well, I guess someone should

like, Splitsville with it. >> Well, I guess someone should get it back, or K. Rool will

>> Well, I guess someone should get it back, or K. Rool will become the ruler of Kongo Bongo.

get it back, or K. Rool will become the ruler of Kongo Bongo. >> And that someone has always

become the ruler of Kongo Bongo. >> And that someone has always been me, Leo.

>> And that someone has always been me, Leo. Hey, where did he go?

been me, Leo. Hey, where did he go? >> The first rule of cool: never

Hey, where did he go? >> The first rule of cool: never send a chimp to do an ape's job.

>> The first rule of cool: never send a chimp to do an ape's job. >> Forget it, Luster.

send a chimp to do an ape's job. >> Forget it, Luster. That's my job, and I don't need

>> Forget it, Luster. That's my job, and I don't need any help!

That's my job, and I don't need any help! >> I'm right behind you, DK.

any help! >> I'm right behind you, DK. Mmm.

>> I'm right behind you, DK. Mmm. What do you call these?

Mmm. What do you call these? >> Banana fish rolls.

What do you call these? >> Banana fish rolls. >> Banana?

>> Banana fish rolls. >> Banana? Fish?

>> Banana? Fish? >> DONKEY KONG: Hold it right

Fish? >> DONKEY KONG: Hold it right there, Luster.

>> DONKEY KONG: Hold it right there, Luster. (Thudding)

there, Luster. (Thudding) >> Hey, watch the material,

(Thudding) >> Hey, watch the material, Muriel.

>> Hey, watch the material, Muriel. >> If anyone's going to get the

Muriel. >> If anyone's going to get the Crystal Coconut back, it's going

>> If anyone's going to get the Crystal Coconut back, it's going to be me.

Crystal Coconut back, it's going to be me. >> I don't Einstein so, and I

to be me. >> I don't Einstein so, and I don't need any assist, so

>> I don't Einstein so, and I don't need any assist, so consider this a diss, Miss.

don't need any assist, so consider this a diss, Miss. >> Hey, monkeys, incoming!

consider this a diss, Miss. >> Hey, monkeys, incoming! (Exploding)

>> Hey, monkeys, incoming! (Exploding) (Sighing)

(Exploding) (Sighing) >> What?

(Laughing) >> I can't wait to see the look on Funky's face when he gets

>> I can't wait to see the look on Funky's face when he gets back.

on Funky's face when he gets back. >> Aye, Your Smugness.

back. >> Aye, Your Smugness. Oh, he should be a might

>> Aye, Your Smugness. Oh, he should be a might surprised.

Oh, he should be a might surprised. Yes, sir!

surprised. Yes, sir! (Laughing)

Yes, sir! (Laughing) >> All right, Luster, do that

(Laughing) >> All right, Luster, do that thing you do with your eyes and

>> All right, Luster, do that thing you do with your eyes and get Krusha to open this cage.

thing you do with your eyes and get Krusha to open this cage. >> Oh, it's easy for you to say,

get Krusha to open this cage. >> Oh, it's easy for you to say, just twinkle twinkle.

>> Oh, it's easy for you to say, just twinkle twinkle. Well, it's not that simple, I'll

just twinkle twinkle. Well, it's not that simple, I'll have you know.

Well, it's not that simple, I'll have you know. >> Luster, what are you doing

have you know. >> Luster, what are you doing here?

>> Luster, what are you doing here? What did you do with Leo?

here? What did you do with Leo? >> Leo?

What did you do with Leo? >> Leo? Yes, Leo.

>> Leo? Yes, Leo. About Leo, the truth is I'm Leo.

Yes, Leo. About Leo, the truth is I'm Leo. >> Hey, Bluster, even I'm not

About Leo, the truth is I'm Leo. >> Hey, Bluster, even I'm not that dumb.

>> Hey, Bluster, even I'm not that dumb. >> Alas it's true; I am Leo, or

that dumb. >> Alas it's true; I am Leo, or at least I was.

>> Alas it's true; I am Leo, or at least I was. I accidentally made some serum

at least I was. I accidentally made some serum that changed me into him.

I accidentally made some serum that changed me into him. >> What?

that changed me into him. >> What? Well, you're not help to me as

>> What? Well, you're not help to me as you, unless...

Well, you're not help to me as you, unless... Mmm, maybe we could fool K. Rool

you, unless... Mmm, maybe we could fool K. Rool into thinking you can still

Mmm, maybe we could fool K. Rool into thinking you can still hypnotize them.

into thinking you can still hypnotize them. >> I could do that, or I could

hypnotize them. >> I could do that, or I could just use the last of my serum

>> I could do that, or I could just use the last of my serum and really hypnotize them.

just use the last of my serum and really hypnotize them. That would work too.

and really hypnotize them. That would work too. (Smashing)

That would work too. (Smashing) At least it would have if you

(Smashing) At least it would have if you weren't such a clumsy klutz!

At least it would have if you weren't such a clumsy klutz! >> We've only got one choice:

weren't such a clumsy klutz! >> We've only got one choice: you have to become Leo without

>> We've only got one choice: you have to become Leo without the serum.

you have to become Leo without the serum. >> What are you babbling about?

the serum. >> What are you babbling about? How can I become him?

>> What are you babbling about? How can I become him? I'm just filthy rich but

How can I become him? I'm just filthy rich but snivelling coward Bluster.

I'm just filthy rich but snivelling coward Bluster. >> Believe it or not, somewhere

snivelling coward Bluster. >> Believe it or not, somewhere deep down inside of you,

>> Believe it or not, somewhere deep down inside of you, Bluster, you're Leo Luster.

deep down inside of you, Bluster, you're Leo Luster. The serum just brought it out.

Bluster, you're Leo Luster. The serum just brought it out. ¶ I'm Leo Luster ¶

The serum just brought it out. ¶ I'm Leo Luster ¶ ¶ Me me me ¶

¶ I'm Leo Luster ¶ ¶ Me me me ¶ ¶ Maybe take a trip ¶

¶ Me me me ¶ ¶ Maybe take a trip ¶ >> Uh, that's not it.

¶ Maybe take a trip ¶ >> Uh, that's not it. (Vibrating)

>> Uh, that's not it. (Vibrating) Arrgh!

(Vibrating) Arrgh! I'm back, baby.

Arrgh! I'm back, baby. ¶ Hey, ha ¶

I'm back, baby. ¶ Hey, ha ¶ ¶ It's good to be back here

¶ Hey, ha ¶ ¶ It's good to be back here ¶ You're beautiful ¶

¶ It's good to be back here ¶ You're beautiful ¶ ¶ And it's straight

¶ You're beautiful ¶ ¶ And it's straight from the heart ¶

¶ And it's straight from the heart ¶ ¶ It's time ¶

from the heart ¶ ¶ It's time ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ It's time ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ To fly the coop now ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ To fly the coop now ¶ ¶ Destination Splitsville ¶

¶ To fly the coop now ¶ ¶ Destination Splitsville ¶ ¶ I'm better than ever ¶

¶ Destination Splitsville ¶ ¶ I'm better than ever ¶ ¶ On top of my game ¶

¶ I'm better than ever ¶ ¶ On top of my game ¶ ¶ Look in my eyes baby ¶

¶ On top of my game ¶ ¶ Look in my eyes baby ¶ ¶ I'm not the same ¶

¶ Look in my eyes baby ¶ ¶ I'm not the same ¶ ¶ I'm Leo Luster ¶

¶ I'm not the same ¶ ¶ I'm Leo Luster ¶ ¶ Baby, I'm back ¶

¶ I'm Leo Luster ¶ ¶ Baby, I'm back ¶ ¶ I'm still a happening cat ¶

¶ Baby, I'm back ¶ ¶ I'm still a happening cat ¶ ¶ Meow ¶

¶ I'm still a happening cat ¶ ¶ Meow ¶ ¶ I'm Leo Luster ¶

¶ Meow ¶ ¶ I'm Leo Luster ¶ ¶ I've always had the stuff ¶

¶ I'm Leo Luster ¶ ¶ I've always had the stuff ¶ ¶ I'm that good ¶

¶ I've always had the stuff ¶ ¶ I'm that good ¶ ¶ You just can't get enough ¶

¶ I'm that good ¶ ¶ You just can't get enough ¶ ¶ I'm Leo Luster ¶

¶ You just can't get enough ¶ ¶ I'm Leo Luster ¶ ¶ I'm an irresistible force ¶

¶ I'm Leo Luster ¶ ¶ I'm an irresistible force ¶ ¶ I'm Leo Luster ¶

¶ I'm an irresistible force ¶ ¶ I'm Leo Luster ¶ ¶ I'm like a heart attack

¶ I'm Leo Luster ¶ ¶ I'm like a heart attack baby ¶

¶ I'm like a heart attack baby ¶ (Thundering)

baby ¶ (Thundering) ¶ Now I command let my people

(Thundering) ¶ Now I command let my people go, go ¶

¶ Now I command let my people go, go ¶ >> I can do that.

go, go ¶ >> I can do that. >> All right, Leo, hit him.

>> I can do that. >> All right, Leo, hit him. >> Uh-oh.

>> All right, Leo, hit him. >> Uh-oh. >> Try this: special military

>> Uh-oh. >> Try this: special military issue night-vision goggles so he

>> Try this: special military issue night-vision goggles so he can't hypnotize you.

issue night-vision goggles so he can't hypnotize you. >> I can't see a thing, Klump.

>> Uhh, that's all the cool I got. >> Klump, get me out of here

got. >> Klump, get me out of here now!

>> Klump, get me out of here now! >> Oh, no, you don't.

now! >> Oh, no, you don't. Banana slamma!

>> Oh, no, you don't. Banana slamma! >> Argh!

Banana slamma! >> Argh! >> Gotta go!

>> Ahh! >> Ha! >> Grrr!

>> Ha! >> Grrr! >> Uh-oh!

>> Grrr! >> Uh-oh! Aah!

>> Uh-oh! Aah! >> Oh, brother.

Aah! >> Oh, brother. (Thumping)

>> Oh, brother. (Thumping) (Evil laughing)

(Thumping) (Evil laughing) >> Get out of the way!

(Evil laughing) >> Get out of the way! Nothing is stopping me this

>> Get out of the way! Nothing is stopping me this time!

Nothing is stopping me this time! >> Not a doing!

time! >> Not a doing! You're going to stop because

>> Not a doing! You're going to stop because that's what you do when you're

You're going to stop because that's what you do when you're faced with an irresistible

that's what you do when you're faced with an irresistible force.

faced with an irresistible force. >> Umph!

force. >> Umph! (Blowing)

>> Umph! (Blowing) (Clinking)

(Blowing) (Clinking) >> That's it?

You know the deal, Bluster. Go over and tell Candy the truth.

Go over and tell Candy the truth. >> Must I?

truth. >> Must I? (Sighing)

>> Must I? (Sighing) Candy, there's something I have

(Sighing) Candy, there's something I have to tell you.

Candy, there's something I have to tell you. You see, the truth is--

to tell you. You see, the truth is-- >> Have you seen that handsome

You see, the truth is-- >> Have you seen that handsome Leo Luster anywhere?

>> Have you seen that handsome Leo Luster anywhere? >> Oh, that's just it.

Leo Luster anywhere? >> Oh, that's just it. I'm Leo Luster.

>> Oh, that's just it. I'm Leo Luster. (Laughing)

I'm Leo Luster. (Laughing) >> Ah!

(Laughing) >> Ah! >> It's true.

>> Ah! >> It's true. I mixed up a secret formula and

>> It's true. I mixed up a secret formula and somehow became Leo.

I mixed up a secret formula and somehow became Leo. I'm sure you couldn't help

somehow became Leo. I'm sure you couldn't help noticing the similarities, mmm,

I'm sure you couldn't help noticing the similarities, mmm, Candy, mmm?

noticing the similarities, mmm, Candy, mmm? Urgh!

Candy, mmm? Urgh! >> I'll take it from here,

Urgh! >> I'll take it from here, Bluster.

>> I'll take it from here, Bluster. See, no more Leo Luster, just

Bluster. See, no more Leo Luster, just good old Donkey Kong, your

See, no more Leo Luster, just good old Donkey Kong, your favourite guy, and I'm here to

good old Donkey Kong, your favourite guy, and I'm here to have a romantic dinner with you,

favourite guy, and I'm here to have a romantic dinner with you, just us.

have a romantic dinner with you, just us. How does that sound?

just us. How does that sound? >> Well, okay, I guess, just so

How does that sound? >> Well, okay, I guess, just so long as you know the score, DK.

>> Well, okay, I guess, just so long as you know the score, DK. >> Score?

long as you know the score, DK. >> Score? Oh, I almost forgot.

>> Score? Oh, I almost forgot. Be right back after the game.

Oh, I almost forgot. Be right back after the game. See you, Candy.

Be right back after the game. See you, Candy. >> Donkey Kong!

¶