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¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ ¶ Ooh ¶

¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶

¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶

¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

>> Jumpin' jungle lands! What did you say? >> It's the anniversary of the

What did you say? >> It's the anniversary of the first time I broke a date with

>> It's the anniversary of the first time I broke a date with Candy.

first time I broke a date with Candy. So, I'm going to write her a

Candy. So, I'm going to write her a love letter using Funky's plane.

So, I'm going to write her a love letter using Funky's plane. >> Yoo-hoo, anybody home?

love letter using Funky's plane. >> Yoo-hoo, anybody home? Who celebrates that anniversary?

>> Yoo-hoo, anybody home? Who celebrates that anniversary? It's like celebrating your first

Who celebrates that anniversary? It's like celebrating your first toothache?

It's like celebrating your first toothache? >> I know, but we had so much

toothache? >> I know, but we had so much fun on our real anniversary, now

>> I know, but we had so much fun on our real anniversary, now Candy wants to celebrate

fun on our real anniversary, now Candy wants to celebrate everything!

Candy wants to celebrate everything! (Laughing)

everything! (Laughing) >> Oh, you got it bad, big guy.

(Laughing) >> Oh, you got it bad, big guy. Candy's turned you into a robot.

>> Oh, you got it bad, big guy. Candy's turned you into a robot. >> All right, DK, dude!

Candy's turned you into a robot. >> All right, DK, dude! Ready to make like a poet, and

>> All right, DK, dude! Ready to make like a poet, and paint the sky with your cosmic

Ready to make like a poet, and paint the sky with your cosmic message of love?

paint the sky with your cosmic message of love? >> Maybe I'll catch up to you

message of love? >> Maybe I'll catch up to you later, little buddy.

>> Maybe I'll catch up to you later, little buddy. (Engine revving)

>> Now, I just turn it on. Whoa! (Rattling)

Whoa! (Rattling) Now, let's see if it works.

(Rattling) Now, let's see if it works. Robot, walk!

Now, let's see if it works. Robot, walk! Robot, stop!

Robot, walk! Robot, stop! Robot, get to work!

Robot, stop! Robot, get to work! Robot, stop working!

Robot, get to work! Robot, stop working! Works like a charm.

Robot, stop working! Works like a charm. I could build a mechanical

Works like a charm. I could build a mechanical barrel-maker in my sleep.

I could build a mechanical barrel-maker in my sleep. But for real inventing genius,

barrel-maker in my sleep. But for real inventing genius, these brain-transfer helmets

But for real inventing genius, these brain-transfer helmets have to be my piece de

these brain-transfer helmets have to be my piece de resistance!

have to be my piece de resistance! >> Enemy security has been

resistance! >> Enemy security has been breached, and I know who's going

>> Enemy security has been breached, and I know who's going to love this gossip!

breached, and I know who's going to love this gossip! Heh, heh!

to love this gossip! Heh, heh! I mean, intelligence.

>> At Bluster's Barrelworks, we keep on the cutting edge of technology.

keep on the cutting edge of technology. We're driving in the fast lane

technology. We're driving in the fast lane on the information highway.

We're driving in the fast lane on the information highway. "Automation, innovation."

on the information highway. "Automation, innovation." That's my new motto!

"Automation, innovation." That's my new motto! Bluster's Barrelworks is getting

That's my new motto! Bluster's Barrelworks is getting a barrel-making robot!

Bluster's Barrelworks is getting a barrel-making robot! >> A barrel-making robot?

a barrel-making robot! >> A barrel-making robot? But that's my job!

>> A barrel-making robot? But that's my job! >> Don't worry, Candy.

But that's my job! >> Don't worry, Candy. You're being promoted.

>> Don't worry, Candy. You're being promoted. The boss-- that's me-- needs a

You're being promoted. The boss-- that's me-- needs a personal assistant.

The boss-- that's me-- needs a personal assistant. You know, to take letters,

personal assistant. You know, to take letters, answer phones, join me on

You know, to take letters, answer phones, join me on picnics.

answer phones, join me on picnics. >> In your dreams, Bluster!

picnics. >> In your dreams, Bluster! You could be investing in my

>> In your dreams, Bluster! You could be investing in my future by giving me a raise.

You could be investing in my future by giving me a raise. >> Candy, a robot will be able

future by giving me a raise. >> Candy, a robot will be able to work all day, never complain,

>> Candy, a robot will be able to work all day, never complain, and never leave early to go for

to work all day, never complain, and never leave early to go for long lunches with Donkey Kong!

and never leave early to go for long lunches with Donkey Kong! >> For your information, I can

long lunches with Donkey Kong! >> For your information, I can do more work than any robot.

>> For your information, I can do more work than any robot. And what's more, I'll bet I can

do more work than any robot. And what's more, I'll bet I can train anybody to make barrels

And what's more, I'll bet I can train anybody to make barrels faster than your robot.

train anybody to make barrels faster than your robot. >> Anybody?

faster than your robot. >> Anybody? >> Anybody!

>> Anybody? >> Anybody! >> Okay, I'll bet you that my

>> Anybody! >> Okay, I'll bet you that my robot can do as good as, or

>> Okay, I'll bet you that my robot can do as good as, or better than, the laziest ape

robot can do as good as, or better than, the laziest ape on the island.

better than, the laziest ape on the island. >> Who, DK?

on the island. >> Who, DK? I mean, you're on!

>> Who, DK? I mean, you're on! If I win, you give me a raise.

I mean, you're on! If I win, you give me a raise. >> And if I win, you come on

If I win, you give me a raise. >> And if I win, you come on a picnic with me!

>> And if I win, you come on a picnic with me! >> Deal!

a picnic with me! >> Deal! >> DK is incapable of work,

>> Deal! >> DK is incapable of work, hard or easy.

>> DK is incapable of work, hard or easy. (Candy sighing)

hard or easy. (Candy sighing) >> But he is awfully sweet.

(Bubbling) >> Krusha, bring me a... a barrel of... salt?

>> Krusha, bring me a... a barrel of... salt? >> Uh, here it is.

a barrel of... salt? >> Uh, here it is. >> Oh, let's see.

>> Uh, here it is. >> Oh, let's see. I'm cooking; there's the pot.

>> Oh, let's see. I'm cooking; there's the pot. Maybe I want it in the pot!

I'm cooking; there's the pot. Maybe I want it in the pot! >> Whatcha making?

Maybe I want it in the pot! >> Whatcha making? >> This is my mother's recipe

>> Whatcha making? >> This is my mother's recipe for muffins.

>> This is my mother's recipe for muffins. Muffins fit for a king!

for muffins. Muffins fit for a king! >> Bleh!

Muffins fit for a king! >> Bleh! >> Oh, Klump, just in time to

>> Bleh! >> Oh, Klump, just in time to see me put the final touches on

>> Oh, Klump, just in time to see me put the final touches on my mother's magnificent muffins.

see me put the final touches on my mother's magnificent muffins. Care for a taste?

my mother's magnificent muffins. Care for a taste? >> Uh, negative, sir.

Care for a taste? >> Uh, negative, sir. General Klump, returning from a

>> Uh, negative, sir. General Klump, returning from a successful recognizance mission

General Klump, returning from a successful recognizance mission behind enemy lines!

successful recognizance mission behind enemy lines! >> What earth-shattering news do

behind enemy lines! >> What earth-shattering news do you have to report, Klump?

>> What earth-shattering news do you have to report, Klump? The bananas aren't ripe, and the

you have to report, Klump? The bananas aren't ripe, and the monkeys are in a tizzy?

The bananas aren't ripe, and the monkeys are in a tizzy? >> Cranky has invented a new

monkeys are in a tizzy? >> Cranky has invented a new contraption, Your Flaky

>> Cranky has invented a new contraption, Your Flaky Pastriness!

contraption, Your Flaky Pastriness! >> And what might that be?

Pastriness! >> And what might that be? >> It's a device that transfers

>> And what might that be? >> It's a device that transfers knowledge from brain to brain!

>> Given my choices, I think I'll stay with the brain I have now.

I'll stay with the brain I have now. Now, if it transferred power,

now. Now, if it transferred power, well, then we'd have something.

Now, if it transferred power, well, then we'd have something. Of course, knowledge is power,

well, then we'd have something. Of course, knowledge is power, and knowledge comes from books!

Of course, knowledge is power, and knowledge comes from books! And if the device could transfer

and knowledge comes from books! And if the device could transfer that knowledge to me... Klump!

And if the device could transfer that knowledge to me... Klump! I need that machine!

that knowledge to me... Klump! I need that machine! I want you two numbskulls to get

I need that machine! I want you two numbskulls to get me that machine!

I want you two numbskulls to get me that machine! And if you do, I'll have some of

me that machine! And if you do, I'll have some of Mother's muffins waiting for

And if you do, I'll have some of Mother's muffins waiting for you!

Mother's muffins waiting for you! (Sound of plane engine)

you! (Sound of plane engine) >> Okay, DK, dude!

(Sound of plane engine) >> Okay, DK, dude! Let's finish this up!

>> Okay, DK, dude! Let's finish this up! Later, dude!

Let's finish this up! Later, dude! >> Ahhh!

Later, dude! >> Ahhh! (Crashing)

>> Ahhh! (Crashing) >> Oh, look who's here.

(Crashing) >> Oh, look who's here. Donkey Kong!

>> Oh, look who's here. Donkey Kong! Nice of you to drop in.

Donkey Kong! Nice of you to drop in. I got some errands to run.

Nice of you to drop in. I got some errands to run. You keep your eye on the

I got some errands to run. You keep your eye on the Coconut, and don't touch

You keep your eye on the Coconut, and don't touch anything!

Coconut, and don't touch anything! >> Relax, Cranky!

anything! >> Relax, Cranky! You can count on me.

>> Relax, Cranky! You can count on me. >> I mean it!

You can count on me. >> I mean it! Keep your mitts to yourself.

>> I mean it! Keep your mitts to yourself. >> Come to Daddy, my little

Keep your mitts to yourself. >> Come to Daddy, my little yellow friends.

>> Come to Daddy, my little yellow friends. What?

yellow friends. What? No bananas?

What? No bananas? That's even worse than...

No bananas? That's even worse than... there's nothing worse than no

That's even worse than... there's nothing worse than no bananas!

there's nothing worse than no bananas! Hey, look, I'm General Klump.

bananas! Hey, look, I'm General Klump. Ten-hut!

Hey, look, I'm General Klump. Ten-hut! Find some bananas, soldier!

Ten-hut! Find some bananas, soldier! (Crashing)

Find some bananas, soldier! (Crashing) >> (DK's voice) Whoa, I don't

(Crashing) >> (DK's voice) Whoa, I don't know what just happened.

>> (DK's voice) Whoa, I don't know what just happened. Ahh!

know what just happened. Ahh! But whatever it was, it sure

Ahh! But whatever it was, it sure made me hungry.

But whatever it was, it sure made me hungry. I got to have a banana, or I'm

made me hungry. I got to have a banana, or I'm going to pass out!

>> CRANKY: We're back, DK. DK? Ugh!

DK? Ugh! Look at you, fast asleep,

Ugh! Look at you, fast asleep, and too lazy to even crawl onto

Look at you, fast asleep, and too lazy to even crawl onto the couch?

and too lazy to even crawl onto the couch? And playing with my experiments!

the couch? And playing with my experiments! Wake up, DK!

And playing with my experiments! Wake up, DK! Now, hop to it!

Wake up, DK! Now, hop to it! DK, give it a rest!

Now, hop to it! DK, give it a rest! (Crashing)

DK, give it a rest! (Crashing) Honestly, even Bluster's robot

(Crashing) Honestly, even Bluster's robot has more brains than you!

Honestly, even Bluster's robot has more brains than you! DK, where is that robot?

has more brains than you! DK, where is that robot? >> Yes, Cranky, where is my

DK, where is that robot? >> Yes, Cranky, where is my robot?

>> Yes, Cranky, where is my robot? >> He wouldn't!

robot? >> He wouldn't! He couldn't!

>> He wouldn't! He couldn't! He must have.

He couldn't! He must have. You're not going to believe

He must have. You're not going to believe this, Bluster.

You're not going to believe this, Bluster. DK and the robot switched

this, Bluster. DK and the robot switched brains.

DK and the robot switched brains. The robot has DK's brain!

brains. The robot has DK's brain! In that case, I expect a

The robot has DK's brain! In that case, I expect a discount.

In that case, I expect a discount. Now, where is it?

discount. Now, where is it? >> Uh, not here.

Now, where is it? >> Uh, not here. Hoo, boy!

>> Uh, not here. Hoo, boy! I got to go find it.

Hoo, boy! I got to go find it. Just stay here, and don't touch

I got to go find it. Just stay here, and don't touch anything, either of you!

Just stay here, and don't touch anything, either of you! >> Trying to get good help these

anything, either of you! >> Trying to get good help these days, it's like banging your

>> Trying to get good help these days, it's like banging your head against the wall.

days, it's like banging your head against the wall. Obedient, isn't he?

head against the wall. Obedient, isn't he? Hmm.

Obedient, isn't he? Hmm. (Banging sound)

Hmm. (Banging sound) I paid for a robot, and I'm

(Banging sound) I paid for a robot, and I'm entitled to a robot.

I paid for a robot, and I'm entitled to a robot. Even a big, hairy, ugly one.

entitled to a robot. Even a big, hairy, ugly one. Robot, stop!

Even a big, hairy, ugly one. Robot, stop! Robot, walk.

>> Bananas, got to find bananas! Hey, Diddy! Care to join me for a little

Hey, Diddy! Care to join me for a little power snack?

Care to join me for a little power snack? >> How'd you do that?

power snack? >> How'd you do that? Where are you hiding?

>> How'd you do that? Where are you hiding? It's a trick, isn't it, ha ha!

Where are you hiding? It's a trick, isn't it, ha ha! What?

It's a trick, isn't it, ha ha! What? What, tell me!

What? What, tell me! >> Are you feeling okay?

What, tell me! >> Are you feeling okay? >> Okay, DK, you got me!

>> Are you feeling okay? >> Okay, DK, you got me! Joke's over, so come on out!

>> Okay, DK, you got me! Joke's over, so come on out! (Chuckling)

Joke's over, so come on out! (Chuckling) >> Whoa!

(Chuckling) >> Whoa! Help, Diddy!

>> Whoa! Help, Diddy! I've fallen, and I can't get up!

Help, Diddy! I've fallen, and I can't get up! Can you pass me a banana, little

I've fallen, and I can't get up! Can you pass me a banana, little buddy?

Can you pass me a banana, little buddy? >> DK, is that really you?

buddy? >> DK, is that really you? >> Who else would it be?

>> DK, is that really you? >> Who else would it be? ¶ Is there something you should

>> Who else would it be? ¶ Is there something you should tell me, big buddy? ¶

¶ Is there something you should tell me, big buddy? ¶ ¶ Are you aware of the glare

tell me, big buddy? ¶ ¶ Are you aware of the glare from the sun shining off of

¶ Are you aware of the glare from the sun shining off of your hair? ¶

from the sun shining off of your hair? ¶ ¶ I don't know what you mean ¶

your hair? ¶ ¶ I don't know what you mean ¶ ¶ It's just a healthy sheen ¶

¶ I don't know what you mean ¶ ¶ It's just a healthy sheen ¶ ¶ I must admit I feel a little

¶ It's just a healthy sheen ¶ ¶ I must admit I feel a little strange ¶

¶ I must admit I feel a little strange ¶ ¶ But I've never felt better ¶

strange ¶ ¶ But I've never felt better ¶ ¶ I'm stronger than ever ¶

¶ But I've never felt better ¶ ¶ I'm stronger than ever ¶ ¶ Can't you see nothing's

¶ I'm stronger than ever ¶ ¶ Can't you see nothing's changed ¶

¶ Can't you see nothing's changed ¶ (Sounds of computer beeping)

changed ¶ (Sounds of computer beeping) ¶ I don't know how to tell you,

(Sounds of computer beeping) ¶ I don't know how to tell you, metal buddy ¶

¶ I don't know how to tell you, metal buddy ¶ ¶ But you look just like a

metal buddy ¶ ¶ But you look just like a solar-powered turbo-charged

¶ But you look just like a solar-powered turbo-charged washing machine ¶

solar-powered turbo-charged washing machine ¶ ¶ I'm not light on my feet ¶

washing machine ¶ ¶ I'm not light on my feet ¶ ¶ No, I clank and I squeak ¶

¶ I'm not light on my feet ¶ ¶ No, I clank and I squeak ¶ ¶ But my voice is the same

¶ No, I clank and I squeak ¶ ¶ But my voice is the same when I speak ¶

¶ But my voice is the same when I speak ¶ ¶ My hand looks like aluminum

when I speak ¶ ¶ My hand looks like aluminum foil ¶

¶ My hand looks like aluminum foil ¶ ¶ Does this mean that I need

foil ¶ ¶ Does this mean that I need a tune-up and a change of oil? ¶

¶ Does this mean that I need a tune-up and a change of oil? ¶ ¶ I'm a metal-head ¶

a tune-up and a change of oil? ¶ ¶ I'm a metal-head ¶ ¶ A metal-head, a metal-head ¶

¶ I'm a metal-head ¶ ¶ A metal-head, a metal-head ¶ ¶ A metal-head ¶

¶ A metal-head, a metal-head ¶ ¶ A metal-head ¶ ¶ I'm a metal-head ¶

¶ A metal-head ¶ ¶ I'm a metal-head ¶ ¶ A metal-head, a metal-head ¶

¶ I'm a metal-head ¶ ¶ A metal-head, a metal-head ¶ ¶ A metal-head ¶

¶ A metal-head, a metal-head ¶ ¶ A metal-head ¶ (Circuits crackling)

¶ A metal-head ¶ (Circuits crackling) >> I trust all that primping is

(Circuits crackling) >> I trust all that primping is for the purpose of our picnic

>> I trust all that primping is for the purpose of our picnic date.

for the purpose of our picnic date. >> I'd rather go on the picnic

date. >> I'd rather go on the picnic with your stupid robot than go

>> I'd rather go on the picnic with your stupid robot than go with you!

with your stupid robot than go with you! >> To be blunt, Candy, I think

with you! >> To be blunt, Candy, I think you've already been there, done

>> To be blunt, Candy, I think you've already been there, done that.

you've already been there, done that. Let me introduce you to my new

that. Let me introduce you to my new robot.

Let me introduce you to my new robot. Robot, walk in!

robot. Robot, walk in! >> DK?

Robot, walk in! >> DK? DK, what's the big idea?

>> DK? DK, what's the big idea? Is this some kind of joke?

DK, what's the big idea? Is this some kind of joke? >> Now, watch this.

Is this some kind of joke? >> Now, watch this. Robot, work!

>> Now, watch this. Robot, work! >> CANDY: What's going on here?

Robot, work! >> CANDY: What's going on here? How'd you do that?

>> CANDY: What's going on here? How'd you do that? >> Simple, he's a robot.

How'd you do that? >> Simple, he's a robot. Cranky was able to put a brain

>> Simple, he's a robot. Cranky was able to put a brain where before there was none.

Cranky was able to put a brain where before there was none. And now, he does exactly what I

where before there was none. And now, he does exactly what I tell him, which means I win our

And now, he does exactly what I tell him, which means I win our little bet!

tell him, which means I win our little bet! >> Come on, DK, the joke is

little bet! >> Come on, DK, the joke is over!

>> Come on, DK, the joke is over! >> Don't forget, a bet's a bet!

over! >> Don't forget, a bet's a bet! >> I don't know what's going on,

>> Don't forget, a bet's a bet! >> I don't know what's going on, but it's not funny, and I'm mad

>> I don't know what's going on, but it's not funny, and I'm mad at you both!

but it's not funny, and I'm mad at you both! And as far as I'm concerned, you

at you both! And as far as I'm concerned, you can go cuddle with Bluster from

And as far as I'm concerned, you can go cuddle with Bluster from now on!

can go cuddle with Bluster from now on! >> BLUSTER: Wait, stop!

now on! >> BLUSTER: Wait, stop! No, ahh!

>> BLUSTER: Wait, stop! No, ahh! >> What if Cranky can't do

No, ahh! >> What if Cranky can't do anything?

>> What if Cranky can't do anything? >> Then, I'd stay out of the

anything? >> Then, I'd stay out of the rain if I were you.

>> Then, I'd stay out of the rain if I were you. >> I leave you alone for five

rain if I were you. >> I leave you alone for five minutes, and look what happens!

>> I leave you alone for five minutes, and look what happens! >> You do know how to switch DK

minutes, and look what happens! >> You do know how to switch DK back, don't you, Cranky?

>> You do know how to switch DK back, don't you, Cranky? >> Nothing could be easier.

back, don't you, Cranky? >> Nothing could be easier. >> Phew!

>> Nothing could be easier. >> Phew! >> Except one thing.

>> Phew! >> Except one thing. >> What?

>> Except one thing. >> What? >> I don't have your other body

>> What? >> I don't have your other body anymore.

>> I don't have your other body anymore. >> How could you lose my body?!

anymore. >> How could you lose my body?! >> I went out to look for the

>> How could you lose my body?! >> I went out to look for the metal you, and left the big

>> I went out to look for the metal you, and left the big hairy you alone with Bluster.

metal you, and left the big hairy you alone with Bluster. (Gasping)

hairy you alone with Bluster. (Gasping) He must have taken you to be

(Gasping) He must have taken you to be his robot.

He must have taken you to be his robot. >> He better not be working me

his robot. >> He better not be working me too hard.

>> He better not be working me too hard. >> Enough!

too hard. >> Enough! Oh, you brainless bag of bones!

>> Enough! Oh, you brainless bag of bones! Ahh!

Oh, you brainless bag of bones! Ahh! Robot, stop working!

Ahh! Robot, stop working! (Buzzer sounding)

Robot, stop working! (Buzzer sounding) Phew!

(Buzzer sounding) Phew! That's better.

Phew! That's better. Finally, some peace and quiet.

That's better. Finally, some peace and quiet. Robot, you give me a pain in the

Finally, some peace and quiet. Robot, you give me a pain in the neck.

Robot, you give me a pain in the neck. Wait!

neck. Wait! No, Robot, no!

Wait! No, Robot, no! >> Now, remember the plan.

No, Robot, no! >> Now, remember the plan. We decoy and attack on the

>> Now, remember the plan. We decoy and attack on the coconut, and then, grab the

We decoy and attack on the coconut, and then, grab the helmet gizmos.

coconut, and then, grab the helmet gizmos. >> Mm, not the coconut?

helmet gizmos. >> Mm, not the coconut? We always want the coconut.

>> Mm, not the coconut? We always want the coconut. >> Oh, never mind!

We always want the coconut. >> Oh, never mind! Let's go.

>> Oh, never mind! Let's go. >> CRANKY: And this time, don't

Let's go. >> CRANKY: And this time, don't touch anything, or I'll turn you

>> CRANKY: And this time, don't touch anything, or I'll turn you into a toaster oven!

touch anything, or I'll turn you into a toaster oven! >> We'll be back in no time, big

into a toaster oven! >> We'll be back in no time, big buddy!

>> We'll be back in no time, big buddy! >> Crocs!

buddy! >> Crocs! Donkey Kong, get them!

>> Crocs! Donkey Kong, get them! >> BOTH: Donkey Kong?

Donkey Kong, get them! >> BOTH: Donkey Kong? >> Banana slamma!

>> BOTH: Donkey Kong? >> Banana slamma! (Crocs laughing)

>> Banana slamma! (Crocs laughing) >> Looks like a break-dancing

(Crocs laughing) >> Looks like a break-dancing jukebox!

>> Looks like a break-dancing jukebox! >> Get them, Robot!

jukebox! >> Get them, Robot! >> Oops, I think I broke it.

>> Get them, Robot! >> Oops, I think I broke it. (Klump laughing)

>> Oops, I think I broke it. (Klump laughing) >> Cranky, they got the helmets!

(Klump laughing) >> Cranky, they got the helmets! >> Looks like it's up to us.

>> Cranky, they got the helmets! >> Looks like it's up to us. Come on, you big palookas!

>> Looks like it's up to us. Come on, you big palookas! I'm not afraid of you.

Come on, you big palookas! I'm not afraid of you. Put 'em up!

I'm not afraid of you. Put 'em up! Come on, I dare you.

Put 'em up! Come on, I dare you. >> Ahh!

Come on, I dare you. >> Ahh! (Sound of bowling pins crashing)

>> Ahh! (Sound of bowling pins crashing) >> Strike, let's go!

(Sound of bowling pins crashing) >> Strike, let's go! >> They're getting away!

>> Strike, let's go! >> They're getting away! I'm going after them.

>> They're getting away! I'm going after them. What?

I'm going after them. What? >> Oh, at least they didn't get

What? >> Oh, at least they didn't get the coconut.

>> Oh, at least they didn't get the coconut. >> Argh!

the coconut. >> Argh! DK and Bluster, I--

>> Argh! DK and Bluster, I-- I can't believe they'd team up

DK and Bluster, I-- I can't believe they'd team up against me.

I can't believe they'd team up against me. Why, when I get my hands on

against me. Why, when I get my hands on them again...

Why, when I get my hands on them again... >> Heh, the boss will be happy

them again... >> Heh, the boss will be happy with this.

>> Heh, the boss will be happy with this. (Crashing)

with this. (Crashing) Oh, no!

(Crashing) Oh, no! I'm out of uniform!

Oh, no! I'm out of uniform! >> Uh, got to get the gizmos!

I'm out of uniform! >> Uh, got to get the gizmos! Oh, oh, don't forget the

>> Uh, got to get the gizmos! Oh, oh, don't forget the General, too.

Oh, oh, don't forget the General, too. >> (General Klump's voice) Whoa!

General, too. >> (General Klump's voice) Whoa! A little shell-shocked, but

>> (General Klump's voice) Whoa! A little shell-shocked, but otherwise, A-OK.

A little shell-shocked, but otherwise, A-OK. Takes more than a little bump to

otherwise, A-OK. Takes more than a little bump to put a five-star general out of

Takes more than a little bump to put a five-star general out of commission.

put a five-star general out of commission. I've been trying to lose weight,

commission. I've been trying to lose weight, but this is ridiculous!

I've been trying to lose weight, but this is ridiculous! >> Candy, you see Klump and

but this is ridiculous! >> Candy, you see Klump and Krusha?

>> Candy, you see Klump and Krusha? >> Salute when you address an

Krusha? >> Salute when you address an officer, Private!

>> Salute when you address an officer, Private! >> Why would I salute you,

officer, Private! >> Why would I salute you, Candy?

>> Why would I salute you, Candy? >> Oh, no reason.

Candy? >> Oh, no reason. Uh, I mean...

>> Oh, no reason. Uh, I mean... (High-pitched) No reason!

Uh, I mean... (High-pitched) No reason! >> What's the matter with your

(High-pitched) No reason! >> What's the matter with your voice?

>> What's the matter with your voice? Sounds like you have a frog in

voice? Sounds like you have a frog in your throat.

Sounds like you have a frog in your throat. >> Or even a croc.

your throat. >> Or even a croc. >> What?

>> Or even a croc. >> What? Who said that?

>> What? Who said that? >> Candy, it's me, DK!

Who said that? >> Candy, it's me, DK! >> Oh, you're a walking, talking

>> Candy, it's me, DK! >> Oh, you're a walking, talking walkie-talkie!

>> Oh, you're a walking, talking walkie-talkie! I mean, uh...

walkie-talkie! I mean, uh... (High-pitched) Is that you, Your

I mean, uh... (High-pitched) Is that you, Your Pumpkinness?

(High-pitched) Is that you, Your Pumpkinness? >> I can explain, I think.

Pumpkinness? >> I can explain, I think. Somehow, my brain ended up

>> I can explain, I think. Somehow, my brain ended up inside Bluster's robot, and

Somehow, my brain ended up inside Bluster's robot, and then, while I was trying to save

inside Bluster's robot, and then, while I was trying to save the Crystal Coconut, Krusha

then, while I was trying to save the Crystal Coconut, Krusha knocked my block off.

the Crystal Coconut, Krusha knocked my block off. >> Yeah, he darn-near tore you

knocked my block off. >> Yeah, he darn-near tore you in two!

>> Yeah, he darn-near tore you in two! Uh, I mean, too bad!

in two! Uh, I mean, too bad! >> Shouldn't we go after those

Uh, I mean, too bad! >> Shouldn't we go after those guys?

>> Shouldn't we go after those guys? >> Nah!

guys? >> Nah! I think we could reconnoitre at

>> Nah! I think we could reconnoitre at Cranky's place!

I think we could reconnoitre at Cranky's place! >> BOTH: Re... connoitre?

Cranky's place! >> BOTH: Re... connoitre? >> We wouldn't want to risk that

>> BOTH: Re... connoitre? >> We wouldn't want to risk that devilishly clever General Klump

>> We wouldn't want to risk that devilishly clever General Klump getting his hands on the Crystal

devilishly clever General Klump getting his hands on the Crystal Coconut!

>> And you're sure this is the right invention? >> That was the only gizmo.

right invention? >> That was the only gizmo. >> Excellent!

>> That was the only gizmo. >> Excellent! Supreme and ultimate knowledge,

>> Excellent! Supreme and ultimate knowledge, and a jaunty fashion statement!

Supreme and ultimate knowledge, and a jaunty fashion statement! Ha ha!

and a jaunty fashion statement! Ha ha! Oh, I love it!

Ha ha! Oh, I love it! (General Klump shouting)

Oh, I love it! (General Klump shouting) >> What on Earth are you doing

(General Klump shouting) >> What on Earth are you doing tied up like that?

>> What on Earth are you doing tied up like that? >> He's broken.

tied up like that? >> He's broken. >> Untie him, now!

>> He's broken. >> Untie him, now! >> (As Candy) How dare you tie

>> Untie him, now! >> (As Candy) How dare you tie me up?

>> (As Candy) How dare you tie me up? Didn't anyone ever tell you

me up? Didn't anyone ever tell you that's no way to treat a lady?

Didn't anyone ever tell you that's no way to treat a lady? Donkey Kong is going to skin you

that's no way to treat a lady? Donkey Kong is going to skin you and use your hide for hiking

Donkey Kong is going to skin you and use your hide for hiking boots if you don't let me go

and use your hide for hiking boots if you don't let me go this instant!

boots if you don't let me go this instant! >> General Klump, pull yourself

this instant! >> General Klump, pull yourself together!

>> General Klump, pull yourself together! >> Klump!

together! >> Klump! Are you blind?

>> Klump! Are you blind? Do I look like Klump to you?

Are you blind? Do I look like Klump to you? >> As a matter of fact, yes.

Do I look like Klump to you? >> As a matter of fact, yes. (Gasping)

>> As a matter of fact, yes. (Gasping) (Screaming)

(Gasping) (Screaming) >> Oh, no!

(Screaming) >> Oh, no! What happened to me?

>> Oh, no! What happened to me? I need some moisturizer now!

What happened to me? I need some moisturizer now! (Fainting)

I need some moisturizer now! (Fainting) >> How very strange.

(Fainting) >> How very strange. It looks like Klump and...

>> How very strange. It looks like Klump and... (Sniffing)

It looks like Klump and... (Sniffing) It definitely smells like Klump.

(Sniffing) It definitely smells like Klump. and yet, he sounds like...

It definitely smells like Klump. and yet, he sounds like... Candy, Candy Kong!

and yet, he sounds like... Candy, Candy Kong! Somehow, there must have been a

Candy, Candy Kong! Somehow, there must have been a switch.

Somehow, there must have been a switch. Ooh, it really works!

switch. Ooh, it really works! It really, really works!

Ooh, it really works! It really, really works! Now, I have the power to suck

It really, really works! Now, I have the power to suck all the knowledge from every

Now, I have the power to suck all the knowledge from every book in Kongo Bongo!

all the knowledge from every book in Kongo Bongo! I'll be brilliant!

book in Kongo Bongo! I'll be brilliant! I'll be the smartest being on

I'll be brilliant! I'll be the smartest being on the island!

I'll be the smartest being on the island! >> You could read every book on

the island! >> You could read every book on the island, and you'd still be

>> You could read every book on the island, and you'd still be only half as smart as the

the island, and you'd still be only half as smart as the Crystal Coconut!

only half as smart as the Crystal Coconut! >> You're right.

Crystal Coconut! >> You're right. >> You bet I am, buster!

>> You're right. >> You bet I am, buster! >> Maybe I don't need every book

>> You bet I am, buster! >> Maybe I don't need every book on the island.

>> Maybe I don't need every book on the island. Maybe I just need to hook myself

on the island. Maybe I just need to hook myself up to the Crystal Coconut!

Maybe I just need to hook myself up to the Crystal Coconut! (Laughing)

up to the Crystal Coconut! (Laughing) Oh, it's brilliant!

(Laughing) Oh, it's brilliant! And diabolical!

Oh, it's brilliant! And diabolical! Oh, I love it!

And diabolical! Oh, I love it! Thank you, General.

Oh, I love it! Thank you, General. That's quite possibly the best

Thank you, General. That's quite possibly the best idea you've ever had.

That's quite possibly the best idea you've ever had. Krusha, let's go get the

idea you've ever had. Krusha, let's go get the coconut!

Krusha, let's go get the coconut! >> DK: Is it fixed?

coconut! >> DK: Is it fixed? Am I all better?

>> DK: Is it fixed? Am I all better? Can I walk?

Am I all better? Can I walk? >> Ah, don't get ahead of

Can I walk? >> Ah, don't get ahead of yourself.

>> Ah, don't get ahead of yourself. Hey, hey!

yourself. Hey, hey! I made a funny!

Hey, hey! I made a funny! (Clanking)

I made a funny! (Clanking) Ah, I give up.

(Clanking) Ah, I give up. I can't fix it.

Ah, I give up. I can't fix it. >> KLUMP: Uh, shouldn't we be

I can't fix it. >> KLUMP: Uh, shouldn't we be planning a raid on the boss's--

>> KLUMP: Uh, shouldn't we be planning a raid on the boss's-- I mean, ahem, K. Rool's lair,

planning a raid on the boss's-- I mean, ahem, K. Rool's lair, to get back that brain-switch

I mean, ahem, K. Rool's lair, to get back that brain-switch thingy?

to get back that brain-switch thingy? >> You're probably right about

thingy? >> You're probably right about that, Candy.

>> You're probably right about that, Candy. >> And I'll guard the coconut!

that, Candy. >> And I'll guard the coconut! Around-the-clock sentries, um,

>> And I'll guard the coconut! Around-the-clock sentries, um, undercover surveillance!

Around-the-clock sentries, um, undercover surveillance! >> Huh?

undercover surveillance! >> Huh? >> Just guarding it the best way

>> Huh? >> Just guarding it the best way a gal knows how!

>> Just guarding it the best way a gal knows how! (Giggling)

a gal knows how! (Giggling) >> I'll stay and guard it with

(Giggling) >> I'll stay and guard it with Candy, in case any intruders

>> I'll stay and guard it with Candy, in case any intruders show up!

Candy, in case any intruders show up! >> What are you gonna do, DK?

show up! >> What are you gonna do, DK? Head-butt them?

>> What are you gonna do, DK? Head-butt them? (Laughing)

Head-butt them? (Laughing) ¶

(Laughing) ¶ >> I know, I know!

¶ >> I know, I know! He'll play head games with them!

>> I know, I know! He'll play head games with them! (Laughing)

He'll play head games with them! (Laughing) >> Head games, that's good!

(Laughing) >> Head games, that's good! (Laughing)

>> Head games, that's good! (Laughing) No, hold on, DK will be okay.

(Laughing) No, hold on, DK will be okay. He's got a good head off his

No, hold on, DK will be okay. He's got a good head off his shoulders!

He's got a good head off his shoulders! >> Oh, this is giving me a

shoulders! >> Oh, this is giving me a headache.

>> Oh, this is giving me a headache. >> Headache!

headache. >> Headache! Ha, ha, get it?

>> Headache! Ha, ha, get it? Headache.

Ha, ha, get it? Headache. (Laughing)

Headache. (Laughing) >> You know, DK, you could

(Laughing) >> You know, DK, you could always head 'em off at the pass!

>> You know, DK, you could always head 'em off at the pass! >> After giving them a head

always head 'em off at the pass! >> After giving them a head start, ha ha ha!

>> After giving them a head start, ha ha ha! (Laughing)

start, ha ha ha! (Laughing) >> Okay, that's enough!

(Laughing) >> Okay, that's enough! All of you, head on out of here.

>> Okay, that's enough! All of you, head on out of here. >> Whoo-hoo!

All of you, head on out of here. >> Whoo-hoo! That's using your, heh, head!

>> Whoo-hoo! That's using your, heh, head! Ha!

That's using your, heh, head! Ha! (All laughing)

Ha! (All laughing) >> I should just quite while I'm

(All laughing) >> I should just quite while I'm a... head?

>> I should just quite while I'm a... head? (Laughing)

>> You sure you can handle this, Candy? >> No croc is going to steal the

Candy? >> No croc is going to steal the coconut when I'm around!

>> No croc is going to steal the coconut when I'm around! Not even that ruggedly handsome

coconut when I'm around! Not even that ruggedly handsome General Klump!

Not even that ruggedly handsome General Klump! Ooh!

General Klump! Ooh! No croc's going to steal the

Ooh! No croc's going to steal the coconut, because I'm gonna steal

No croc's going to steal the coconut, because I'm gonna steal it myself!

coconut, because I'm gonna steal it myself! (Laughing)

it myself! (Laughing) >> Candy, what are you doing

(Laughing) >> Candy, what are you doing here?

>> Candy, what are you doing here? Oh, dear, Robot, stop.

here? Oh, dear, Robot, stop. >> Well, Cranky's not around, so

Oh, dear, Robot, stop. >> Well, Cranky's not around, so uh, see ya!

>> Well, Cranky's not around, so uh, see ya! >> What's the matter with your

uh, see ya! >> What's the matter with your voice?

>> What's the matter with your voice? >> Uh...

voice? >> Uh... (Coughing)

>> Uh... (Coughing) A little cold!

(Coughing) A little cold! >> Say, as long as we're alone,

A little cold! >> Say, as long as we're alone, maybe we could start our picnic

>> Say, as long as we're alone, maybe we could start our picnic date.

maybe we could start our picnic date. What do you say, my adorable

date. What do you say, my adorable little pet?

What do you say, my adorable little pet? (Kissing)

little pet? (Kissing) >> Oh, you, you are way out of

(Kissing) >> Oh, you, you are way out of line, soldier!

>> Oh, you, you are way out of line, soldier! (Punching)

line, soldier! (Punching) I'll tell Cranky you stopped by!

(Punching) I'll tell Cranky you stopped by! >> Ugh!

I'll tell Cranky you stopped by! >> Ugh! Argh, ugh!

>> Ugh! Argh, ugh! >> CRANKY: Okay, Klump, we're

Argh, ugh! >> CRANKY: Okay, Klump, we're here.

>> CRANKY: Okay, Klump, we're here. We want to--

here. We want to-- Hey, why are you all tied up?

We want to-- Hey, why are you all tied up? >> It certainly took you long

Hey, why are you all tied up? >> It certainly took you long enough!

>> It certainly took you long enough! Now, will you untie me already?

enough! Now, will you untie me already? >> ALL: Candy?

Now, will you untie me already? >> ALL: Candy? >> Of course I'm Candy!

>> ALL: Candy? >> Of course I'm Candy! Who do I look like?

>> Of course I'm Candy! Who do I look like? Where's DK?

Who do I look like? Where's DK? I know that he must be behind

Where's DK? I know that he must be behind all this craziness.

I know that he must be behind all this craziness. >> Hi, Candy!

all this craziness. >> Hi, Candy! (Screaming)

>> Hi, Candy! (Screaming) DK, is that you?

(Screaming) DK, is that you? You look terrible!

DK, is that you? You look terrible! >> Have you taken a look in the

You look terrible! >> Have you taken a look in the mirror lately?

>> Have you taken a look in the mirror lately? >> Never mind all the

mirror lately? >> Never mind all the lovey-dovey stuff.

>> Never mind all the lovey-dovey stuff. We've got to find the transfer

lovey-dovey stuff. We've got to find the transfer helmets!

We've got to find the transfer helmets! >> King K. Rool has them!

helmets! >> King K. Rool has them! He's going to use them to

>> King K. Rool has them! He's going to use them to transfer the power of the

He's going to use them to transfer the power of the coconut into his brain!

transfer the power of the coconut into his brain! >> If he does that, there'll be

coconut into his brain! >> If he does that, there'll be no stopping him!

>> If he does that, there'll be no stopping him! The coconut!

no stopping him! The coconut! >> Don't worry, Cranky.

The coconut! >> Don't worry, Cranky. Candy's guarding it.

>> Don't worry, Cranky. Candy's guarding it. >> No, I'm not!

Candy's guarding it. >> No, I'm not! >> ALL: Klump!

>> No, I'm not! >> ALL: Klump! >> Hey, Robot Monkey!

>> ALL: Klump! >> Hey, Robot Monkey! Bring me something to eat!

>> Hey, Robot Monkey! Bring me something to eat! I'm waitin', soldier!

Bring me something to eat! I'm waitin', soldier! Now, step on it!

I'm waitin', soldier! Now, step on it! Hey!

Now, step on it! Hey! General Klump reporting the

Hey! General Klump reporting the successful capture of the

General Klump reporting the successful capture of the Crystal Coconut!

successful capture of the Crystal Coconut! >> Klump, you're out of uniform.

Crystal Coconut! >> Klump, you're out of uniform. (Chuckling)

>> Klump, you're out of uniform. (Chuckling) But considering the success of

(Chuckling) But considering the success of your mission, I'll ignore it

But considering the success of your mission, I'll ignore it this time.

your mission, I'll ignore it this time. Donkey Kong!

this time. Donkey Kong! >> He's harmless.

Donkey Kong! >> He's harmless. Watch this.

>> He's harmless. Watch this. Robot, walk on your hands!

Watch this. Robot, walk on your hands! >> Good trick, ha ha!

Robot, walk on your hands! >> Good trick, ha ha! >> Oh, enough fooling around.

>> Good trick, ha ha! >> Oh, enough fooling around. If I wanted to watch a trained

>> Oh, enough fooling around. If I wanted to watch a trained monkey do some tricks, I'd buy

If I wanted to watch a trained monkey do some tricks, I'd buy a ticket to the circus.

monkey do some tricks, I'd buy a ticket to the circus. Go make a barrel or something.

a ticket to the circus. Go make a barrel or something. Ah, what are you doing?

Go make a barrel or something. Ah, what are you doing? Klump, I thought you said he was

Ah, what are you doing? Klump, I thought you said he was harmless!

Klump, I thought you said he was harmless! >> Just in time.

harmless! >> Just in time. >> Banana slamma!

>> Just in time. >> Banana slamma! Uh, that's it for me.

>> Banana slamma! Uh, that's it for me. Good move, Diddy!

Uh, that's it for me. Good move, Diddy! Now, watch out!

Good move, Diddy! Now, watch out! >> He's going left!

Now, watch out! >> He's going left! >> Hey, DK, enough with the

>> He's going left! >> Hey, DK, enough with the backseat fighting!

>> Hey, DK, enough with the backseat fighting! >> You better not have damaged

backseat fighting! >> You better not have damaged that body, you slimy tadpole!

>> You better not have damaged that body, you slimy tadpole! >> You call this a body?

that body, you slimy tadpole! >> You call this a body? I eat pretzels fatter than this!

>> You call this a body? I eat pretzels fatter than this! >> Diddy, quick!

I eat pretzels fatter than this! >> Diddy, quick! Throw me DK's brain!

>> Diddy, quick! Throw me DK's brain! >> Don't miss, Cranky!

Throw me DK's brain! >> Don't miss, Cranky! >> Now, to put your brain back

>> Don't miss, Cranky! >> Now, to put your brain back where it belongs.

>> Now, to put your brain back where it belongs. >> I'm me, and I'm back!

where it belongs. >> I'm me, and I'm back! >> Will you get me out of this?

>> I'm me, and I'm back! >> Will you get me out of this? >> My pleasure.

>> Will you get me out of this? >> My pleasure. Banana slamma!

>> My pleasure. Banana slamma! (Crashing)

Banana slamma! (Crashing) >> Much obliged.

(Crashing) >> Much obliged. >> Whoa!

>> Much obliged. >> Whoa! (K. Rool and Krusha screaming)

>> Whoa! (K. Rool and Krusha screaming) >> Okay, Klump, this has gone on

(K. Rool and Krusha screaming) >> Okay, Klump, this has gone on long enough.

>> Okay, Klump, this has gone on long enough. Put the helmet on!

long enough. Put the helmet on! >> I-- I'm me again!

Put the helmet on! >> I-- I'm me again! And my skin is so soft!

>> I-- I'm me again! And my skin is so soft! Oh, you must tell me your

And my skin is so soft! Oh, you must tell me your secret.

Oh, you must tell me your secret. >> A little moisturizer twice a

secret. >> A little moisturizer twice a day works wonders!

>> A little moisturizer twice a day works wonders! >> Is that really you, Candy?

day works wonders! >> Is that really you, Candy? >> It's me!

>> Is that really you, Candy? >> It's me! Want a kiss?

>> It's me! Want a kiss? >> Um, ah, not just yet.

Want a kiss? >> Um, ah, not just yet. Are you Klump?

>> Um, ah, not just yet. Are you Klump? >> No-- uh, yes.

Are you Klump? >> No-- uh, yes. And I'll be retreating right

>> No-- uh, yes. And I'll be retreating right now.

And I'll be retreating right now. >> Exactly my plan, too!

now. >> Exactly my plan, too! (Klump screaming)

>> Exactly my plan, too! (Klump screaming) Okay, I'll take that kiss now!

(Klump screaming) Okay, I'll take that kiss now! >> Cranky, I demand my money

Okay, I'll take that kiss now! >> Cranky, I demand my money back.

>> Cranky, I demand my money back. I paid for a robot, and I got

back. I paid for a robot, and I got nothing but trouble.

I paid for a robot, and I got nothing but trouble. >> You're right, Bluster.

nothing but trouble. >> You're right, Bluster. We had some technical problems,

>> You're right, Bluster. We had some technical problems, but I think we got the bugs

We had some technical problems, but I think we got the bugs worked out.

but I think we got the bugs worked out. >> Forget it!

worked out. >> Forget it! That robot's even dumber than

>> Forget it! That robot's even dumber than Donkey Kong, if such a thing

That robot's even dumber than Donkey Kong, if such a thing were possible.

Donkey Kong, if such a thing were possible. >> I'll give him to you for

were possible. >> I'll give him to you for free.

>> I'll give him to you for free. >> Not interested!

free. >> Not interested! I've had it with robots.

>> Not interested! I've had it with robots. Robots give me a giant pain in

I've had it with robots. Robots give me a giant pain in the backside.

Robots give me a giant pain in the backside. >> (Robotic voice) Pain in

the backside. >> (Robotic voice) Pain in backside!

>> (Robotic voice) Pain in backside! >> Ah!

backside! >> Ah! It's a figure of speech!

>> Ah! It's a figure of speech! (All laughing)

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