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(Jungle music playing) ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out, time to go ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out, time to go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out, time to go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ ¶ Ooh ¶

¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out, time to go ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out, time to go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out, time to go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶

¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶

¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

>> Yes sirree, little buddy.

There's no life like it.

Pull!

(Gulping)

Being future ruler of Kongo

Bongo is one sweet job!

Pull! >> Job? (Laughing)

>> Job? (Laughing) I've never seen you working.

(Laughing) I've never seen you working. >> Hey, what do you call this?

I've never seen you working. >> Hey, what do you call this? And then there's always--

>> Hey, what do you call this? And then there's always-- >> CRANKY: Donkey Koooong!

And then there's always-- >> CRANKY: Donkey Koooong! >> --that.

>> CRANKY: Donkey Koooong! >> --that. (Grunting)

>> --that. (Grunting) Hey, Cranky.

(Grunting) Hey, Cranky. Why all the agitation?

Hey, Cranky. Why all the agitation? >> K. Rool's grabbed the Crystal

Why all the agitation? >> K. Rool's grabbed the Crystal Coconut!

>> K. Rool's grabbed the Crystal Coconut! >> I'm on the job.

Coconut! >> I'm on the job. >> The Crystal Coconut is mine,

>> I'm on the job. >> The Crystal Coconut is mine, at long last, and nothing on

>> The Crystal Coconut is mine, at long last, and nothing on Earth will take it from me!

at long last, and nothing on Earth will take it from me! >> Gotcha!

Earth will take it from me! >> Gotcha! >> After him, you simpering

>> Gotcha! >> After him, you simpering salamanders!

>> After him, you simpering salamanders! (Brakes screeching)

salamanders! (Brakes screeching) Whoa!

(Brakes screeching) Whoa! (Grunting)

(Grunting) >> Are you okay, Your Whiplashness?

>> Are you okay, Your Whiplashness? >> Never mind me!

Whiplashness? >> Never mind me! Get Donkey Kong!

>> Never mind me! Get Donkey Kong! >> Yes, Sir.

Get Donkey Kong! >> Yes, Sir. Target twelve o'clock!

>> Yes, Sir. Target twelve o'clock! Why is he just standing there?

Target twelve o'clock! Why is he just standing there? (Brakes screeching)

Why is he just standing there? (Brakes screeching) >> Uh, maybe that's why.

(Brakes screeching) >> Uh, maybe that's why. >> ALL: Whoa!

>> Uh, maybe that's why. >> ALL: Whoa! (Crashing)

>> ALL: Whoa! (Crashing) (Groaning)

(Crashing) (Groaning) (Gulping)

(Groaning) (Gulping) >> All in a day's work.

And then, just as I was too tired to run anymore, I came up with a plan of great geniusity.

tired to run anymore, I came up with a plan of great geniusity. And boom!

with a plan of great geniusity. And boom! >> That's why you're the one and

And boom! >> That's why you're the one and only future ruler of Kongo

>> That's why you're the one and only future ruler of Kongo Bongo!

only future ruler of Kongo Bongo! >> And my special guy.

Bongo! >> And my special guy. >> Oh, please!

>> And my special guy. >> Oh, please! The only qualifications for the

>> Oh, please! The only qualifications for the position you hold seems to be an

The only qualifications for the position you hold seems to be an ability to eat vast amounts of

position you hold seems to be an ability to eat vast amounts of bananas!

ability to eat vast amounts of bananas! >> Exactly.

bananas! >> Exactly. They don't give this job to any

>> Exactly. They don't give this job to any ape, you know.

They don't give this job to any ape, you know. >> Apparently that's just who

ape, you know. >> Apparently that's just who they give that job to.

>> Apparently that's just who they give that job to. >> Well I don't really care what

they give that job to. >> Well I don't really care what you say, Bluster.

>> Well I don't really care what you say, Bluster. When it comes to big, brave and

you say, Bluster. When it comes to big, brave and good-looking, DK gets my vote.

When it comes to big, brave and good-looking, DK gets my vote. >> So, there.

good-looking, DK gets my vote. >> So, there. (All laughing)

>> So, there. (All laughing) >> Hm, I wonder what would

(All laughing) >> Hm, I wonder what would happen if it came down to a

>> Hm, I wonder what would happen if it came down to a vote.

(Munching) >> Good, good, yep. (Mumbling)

>> Good, good, yep. (Mumbling) >> Eeya!

(Mumbling) >> Eeya! Do you have to lie around my

>> Eeya! Do you have to lie around my place like that?

Do you have to lie around my place like that? Go do something useful, like

place like that? Go do something useful, like clean up.

Go do something useful, like clean up. >> Clean up what?

clean up. >> Clean up what? >> For starters, you could take

>> Clean up what? >> For starters, you could take out that trash.

>> For starters, you could take out that trash. (Laughing)

out that trash. (Laughing) >> Cranky, I demand to know why

(Laughing) >> Cranky, I demand to know why this missing link can be future

>> Cranky, I demand to know why this missing link can be future ruler of Kongo Bongo, while

this missing link can be future ruler of Kongo Bongo, while other more worthwhile, richer

ruler of Kongo Bongo, while other more worthwhile, richer and more deserving apes can't.

other more worthwhile, richer and more deserving apes can't. >> Good question.

and more deserving apes can't. >> Good question. >> Well?

>> Good question. >> Well? >> Well what?

>> Well? >> Well what? I just said it was a good

>> Well what? I just said it was a good question!

I just said it was a good question! Now leave me alone.

question! Now leave me alone. I'm busy.

Now leave me alone. I'm busy. >> Cranky, I demand that we have

I'm busy. >> Cranky, I demand that we have an election, so that the future

>> Cranky, I demand that we have an election, so that the future ruler of Kongo Bongo can be

an election, so that the future ruler of Kongo Bongo can be chosen, fair and square.

ruler of Kongo Bongo can be chosen, fair and square. >> An election?

chosen, fair and square. >> An election? I gotta admit, it does make

>> An election? I gotta admit, it does make sense.

I gotta admit, it does make sense. Let me run it by Inka Dinka Doo.

sense. Let me run it by Inka Dinka Doo. If he's okay with it, then I

Let me run it by Inka Dinka Doo. If he's okay with it, then I guess so am I.

If he's okay with it, then I guess so am I. I know you work in mysterious

guess so am I. I know you work in mysterious ways.

I know you work in mysterious ways. Picking Donkey Kong to be the

ways. Picking Donkey Kong to be the next future ruler was certainly

Picking Donkey Kong to be the next future ruler was certainly a doozie.

next future ruler was certainly a doozie. Anyway, this election thing came

a doozie. Anyway, this election thing came up, and I can't think of a

Anyway, this election thing came up, and I can't think of a reason why it's a bad idea.

up, and I can't think of a reason why it's a bad idea. (Rumbling)

reason why it's a bad idea. (Rumbling) >> Everyone is in the running.

(Rumbling) >> Everyone is in the running. >> Really?

>> Everyone is in the running. >> Really? >> To make the outcome all the

>> Really? >> To make the outcome all the more stunning.

>> To make the outcome all the more stunning. >> A good old-fashioned

more stunning. >> A good old-fashioned election.

>> A good old-fashioned election. Yahoo!

>> Well? What did he say? What did he say?

What did he say? What did he say? >> He said an election is a fine

What did he say? >> He said an election is a fine idea, and anyone can be a

>> He said an election is a fine idea, and anyone can be a candidate.

idea, and anyone can be a candidate. >> He did?

candidate. >> He did? >> Yep.

>> He did? >> Yep. Now come on, I've gotta tell

>> Yep. Now come on, I've gotta tell everybody.

Now come on, I've gotta tell everybody. >> An election.

everybody. >> An election. That's intelligence King K. Rool

>> An election. That's intelligence King K. Rool could use.

(Humming) King K. Rool! King K. Rool!

King K. Rool! King K. Rool! >> What is it, Klump?

King K. Rool! >> What is it, Klump? I was just about to finish

>> What is it, Klump? I was just about to finish Mozart's "Unfinished Symphony"!

I was just about to finish Mozart's "Unfinished Symphony"! >> Vital enemy information.

Mozart's "Unfinished Symphony"! >> Vital enemy information. I overheard the monkeys talkin'

>> Vital enemy information. I overheard the monkeys talkin' about an election, Sir.

I overheard the monkeys talkin' about an election, Sir. For the future ruler of Kongo

about an election, Sir. For the future ruler of Kongo Bongo.

For the future ruler of Kongo Bongo. >> An election?

Bongo. >> An election? Ha!

>> An election? Ha! I'm the only true leader on this

Ha! I'm the only true leader on this island.

I'm the only true leader on this island. (Humming)

island. (Humming) Of course, if I were elected

(Humming) Of course, if I were elected future ruler of Kongo Bongo,

Of course, if I were elected future ruler of Kongo Bongo, I'd, I'd control everything.

future ruler of Kongo Bongo, I'd, I'd control everything. I'd be all-powerful!

I'd, I'd control everything. I'd be all-powerful! I'd dominate the whole island

I'd be all-powerful! I'd dominate the whole island once and for all!

I'd dominate the whole island once and for all! And the pay would be pretty

once and for all! And the pay would be pretty good, too.

And the pay would be pretty good, too. Muahaha!

good, too. Muahaha! >> Let me at 'em!

Muahaha! >> Let me at 'em! Oh yeah!

>> Let me at 'em! Oh yeah! >> This is how you're running an

Oh yeah! >> This is how you're running an election campaign?

>> This is how you're running an election campaign? >> Relax, Cranky.

election campaign? >> Relax, Cranky. I plan to capture the popular

>> Relax, Cranky. I plan to capture the popular vote, and let's face it, I'm way

I plan to capture the popular vote, and let's face it, I'm way more popular than Bluster!

vote, and let's face it, I'm way more popular than Bluster! >> TV: Friends, simpletons,

more popular than Bluster! >> TV: Friends, simpletons, lizards!

>> TV: Friends, simpletons, lizards! It's not too late to set thins

lizards! It's not too late to set thins straight!

It's not too late to set thins straight! A vote for me is a vote for

straight! A vote for me is a vote for Bluster!

A vote for me is a vote for Bluster! Hey Buster, vote Bluster.

Bluster! Hey Buster, vote Bluster. It's a buster!

Hey Buster, vote Bluster. It's a buster! Cranky, my favourite

It's a buster! Cranky, my favourite curmudgeon.

Cranky, my favourite curmudgeon. I hope I can count on your vote!

curmudgeon. I hope I can count on your vote! >> Aaaye!

I hope I can count on your vote! >> Aaaye! >> Whoo.

>> Aaaye! >> Whoo. (Shouts of pain)

>> Whoo. (Shouts of pain) (Gasping for breath)

(Shouts of pain) (Gasping for breath) Uh, perhaps you'd like to hear

(Gasping for breath) Uh, perhaps you'd like to hear my position on healthcare.

Uh, perhaps you'd like to hear my position on healthcare. >> I don't wanna hear anything

my position on healthcare. >> I don't wanna hear anything from either of you.

>> I don't wanna hear anything from either of you. All I wanna do is make sure you

from either of you. All I wanna do is make sure you understand how we're going to

All I wanna do is make sure you understand how we're going to conduct this two-way race.

understand how we're going to conduct this two-way race. (Coughing)

conduct this two-way race. (Coughing) >> Did you say "two-way"?

(Coughing) >> Did you say "two-way"? >> Uh oh, that's trouble with a

>> Did you say "two-way"? >> Uh oh, that's trouble with a capital K. Rool!

>> Uh oh, that's trouble with a capital K. Rool! >> Don't worry, little buddy.

capital K. Rool! >> Don't worry, little buddy. I'm ready for anything.

>> Don't worry, little buddy. I'm ready for anything. That's why I'm the future ruler

I'm ready for anything. That's why I'm the future ruler of Kongo Bongo.

That's why I'm the future ruler of Kongo Bongo. >> Oh ho, no need to be alarmed.

of Kongo Bongo. >> Oh ho, no need to be alarmed. I'm not interested in your silly

>> Oh ho, no need to be alarmed. I'm not interested in your silly little baubles.

I'm not interested in your silly little baubles. We're here for purely

little baubles. We're here for purely non-belligerent purposes.

We're here for purely non-belligerent purposes. (Chuckling)

non-belligerent purposes. (Chuckling) >> What do you two slime sushi

(Chuckling) >> What do you two slime sushi want?

>> What do you two slime sushi want? >> Well, I couldn't help

want? >> Well, I couldn't help overhearing that you're having

>> Well, I couldn't help overhearing that you're having an election and well, I'd like

overhearing that you're having an election and well, I'd like to throw my hat into the ring,

an election and well, I'd like to throw my hat into the ring, as it were.

to throw my hat into the ring, as it were. Isn't that right, Klump?

as it were. Isn't that right, Klump? >> Whatever you say, Sir.

Isn't that right, Klump? >> Whatever you say, Sir. >> No-- gah--

>> Whatever you say, Sir. >> No-- gah-- It's a figure of speech, you

>> No-- gah-- It's a figure of speech, you knuckle-head!

It's a figure of speech, you knuckle-head! >> You want to run for future

knuckle-head! >> You want to run for future ruler of Kongo Bongo?

>> You want to run for future ruler of Kongo Bongo? Ahaha!

ruler of Kongo Bongo? Ahaha! That's ridiculous!

Ahaha! That's ridiculous! Ri-dic-u-lous!

That's ridiculous! Ri-dic-u-lous! Right, Cranky?

Ri-dic-u-lous! Right, Cranky? Tell 'em, go on, tell 'em.

Right, Cranky? Tell 'em, go on, tell 'em. >> Well uh, you see, I um, uh,

Tell 'em, go on, tell 'em. >> Well uh, you see, I um, uh, technically, the Inka Dinka Doo

>> Well uh, you see, I um, uh, technically, the Inka Dinka Doo says he can.

technically, the Inka Dinka Doo says he can. >> Exactly.

says he can. >> Exactly. By the way, I hope I can count

>> Exactly. By the way, I hope I can count on your vote.

By the way, I hope I can count on your vote. (Chuckling)

>> What's this got to do with getting elected future ruler of Kongo Bongo?

getting elected future ruler of Kongo Bongo? >> Absolutely nothin'.

Kongo Bongo? >> Absolutely nothin'. >> But, but DK, that's not how

>> Absolutely nothin'. >> But, but DK, that's not how elections work.

>> But, but DK, that's not how elections work. >> Diddy.

elections work. >> Diddy. Little buddy.

>> Diddy. Little buddy. Do ya like me?

Little buddy. Do ya like me? >> Like a brother!

Do ya like me? >> Like a brother! >> Does Candy like me?

>> Like a brother! >> Does Candy like me? >> Uh huh.

>> Does Candy like me? >> Uh huh. >> Does Cranky like me?

>> Uh huh. >> Does Cranky like me? >> Unh-unh.

>> Does Cranky like me? >> Unh-unh. >> Does everybody like me?

>> Unh-unh. >> Does everybody like me? >> Uh-huh.

>> Does everybody like me? >> Uh-huh. Sorta.

>> Uh-huh. Sorta. >> Then I've got nothing to

Sorta. >> Then I've got nothing to worry about.

>> Then I've got nothing to worry about. As long as I'm me, how can I

worry about. As long as I'm me, how can I lose?

As long as I'm me, how can I lose? The best thing I do is what I'm

lose? The best thing I do is what I'm doing now.

The best thing I do is what I'm doing now. Absolutely nothin'!

doing now. Absolutely nothin'! And I can do that better than

Absolutely nothin'! And I can do that better than anybody.

And I can do that better than anybody. Hey!

anybody. Hey! Maybe that should be my campaign

Hey! Maybe that should be my campaign slogan!

Maybe that should be my campaign slogan! ¶ Vote for me ¶

slogan! ¶ Vote for me ¶ ¶ I do nothin' ¶

¶ Vote for me ¶ ¶ I do nothin' ¶ ¶ Vote for me ¶

¶ I do nothin' ¶ ¶ Vote for me ¶ ¶ Better than anyone ¶

¶ Vote for me ¶ ¶ Better than anyone ¶ ¶ Vote for me ¶

¶ Better than anyone ¶ ¶ Vote for me ¶ ¶ I do nothin' better than

¶ Vote for me ¶ ¶ I do nothin' better than anyone ¶

(Laughing) Ungh! >> "Vote for Donkey Kong"?

Ungh! >> "Vote for Donkey Kong"? "He does nothing better than

>> "Vote for Donkey Kong"? "He does nothing better than anybody"?

"He does nothing better than anybody"? Ha!

anybody"? Ha! At least it's honest.

Ha! At least it's honest. >> It's time for a ruler who

At least it's honest. >> It's time for a ruler who hears what you have to say.

>> It's time for a ruler who hears what you have to say. I may be cold-blooded, but I'm

hears what you have to say. I may be cold-blooded, but I'm warm-hearted, too.

I may be cold-blooded, but I'm warm-hearted, too. On election day, vote for the

warm-hearted, too. On election day, vote for the green dude.

On election day, vote for the green dude. Vote K. Rool!

Good day, Sir. My name's King K. Rool, and I'm running for the office of future

My name's King K. Rool, and I'm running for the office of future ruler of Kongo Bongo.

running for the office of future ruler of Kongo Bongo. Is there anything you're looking

ruler of Kongo Bongo. Is there anything you're looking for in a leader?

Is there anything you're looking for in a leader? >> Hm.

for in a leader? >> Hm. The only thing this dude is

>> Hm. The only thing this dude is seekin' is the perfect wave.

The only thing this dude is seekin' is the perfect wave. >> Alas, the tide is out.

seekin' is the perfect wave. >> Alas, the tide is out. No waves.

>> Alas, the tide is out. No waves. It would appear that your

No waves. It would appear that your current leader is letting you

It would appear that your current leader is letting you down in the um, surf department.

current leader is letting you down in the um, surf department. Heh heh.

down in the um, surf department. Heh heh. Vote for me and I promise you...

Heh heh. Vote for me and I promise you... land surfing!

Vote for me and I promise you... land surfing! >> Land surfing?

land surfing! >> Land surfing? Radical!

>> Land surfing? Radical! What's that?

Radical! What's that? >> General?

What's that? >> General? >> Come on, now.

>> General? >> Come on, now. >> Hey dude, that's my board!

>> Come on, now. >> Hey dude, that's my board! >> Surf's up, dude.

>> Hey dude, that's my board! >> Surf's up, dude. >> Land surfing rules!

>> Surf's up, dude. >> Land surfing rules! I'm voting for that green dude

>> Land surfing rules! I'm voting for that green dude for sure!

I'm voting for that green dude for sure! >> Uh oh.

for sure! >> Uh oh. DK, big buddy, you've got to

>> Uh oh. DK, big buddy, you've got to start campaigning.

>> Why do I have to knock? I always just walk in. >> It's what politicians do, DK.

I always just walk in. >> It's what politicians do, DK. They knock on doors and meet

>> It's what politicians do, DK. They knock on doors and meet their constituents!

>> I plan to increase the budget for research and development on the island, by 100%!

for research and development on the island, by 100%! >> That's very impressive, I

the island, by 100%! >> That's very impressive, I must say.

>> That's very impressive, I must say. >> Toodaloo!

must say. >> Toodaloo! >> What do you want, DK?

>> Toodaloo! >> What do you want, DK? I'm very busy.

>> What do you want, DK? I'm very busy. (Clearing throat)

I'm very busy. (Clearing throat) >> Good afternoon, Sir or Madam.

(Clearing throat) >> Good afternoon, Sir or Madam. My name is Donkey Kong, and I'm

>> Good afternoon, Sir or Madam. My name is Donkey Kong, and I'm running for future ruler of

My name is Donkey Kong, and I'm running for future ruler of Kongo Bongo.

running for future ruler of Kongo Bongo. >> Yeah yeah yeah, what's your

Kongo Bongo. >> Yeah yeah yeah, what's your platform?

>> Yeah yeah yeah, what's your platform? >> I can do nothing better than

platform? >> I can do nothing better than anybody.

>> I can do nothing better than anybody. >> Not interested.

anybody. >> Not interested. >> Ooh.

>> Not interested. >> Ooh. >> Let's put him down as

>> Ooh. >> Let's put him down as "undecided".

>> Let's put him down as "undecided". (Chuckling)

"undecided". (Chuckling) >> And that is my vision for a

(Chuckling) >> And that is my vision for a better Kongo Bongo.

>> And that is my vision for a better Kongo Bongo. Good day ladies, and uh--

better Kongo Bongo. Good day ladies, and uh-- (Chuckling)

Good day ladies, and uh-- (Chuckling) I hope I can count on your vote.

(Chuckling) I hope I can count on your vote. >> Well he's much more charming

I hope I can count on your vote. >> Well he's much more charming and intelligent than I ever

>> Well he's much more charming and intelligent than I ever imagined.

and intelligent than I ever imagined. >> And way less slimy, too!

imagined. >> And way less slimy, too! >> Good day, Sir.

>> And way less slimy, too! >> Good day, Sir. >> What a dope!

>> Good day, Sir. >> What a dope! >> Good afternoon, Sir or Madam.

>> What a dope! >> Good afternoon, Sir or Madam. My name is Donkey Kong, and I'm

>> Good afternoon, Sir or Madam. My name is Donkey Kong, and I'm running for future ruler of

My name is Donkey Kong, and I'm running for future ruler of Kongo Bongo.

running for future ruler of Kongo Bongo. >> We know, Donkey Kong.

Kongo Bongo. >> We know, Donkey Kong. >> Well, that was easy enough.

>> We know, Donkey Kong. >> Well, that was easy enough. You can put down two votes for

>> Well, that was easy enough. You can put down two votes for me.

You can put down two votes for me. >> Not so fast.

me. >> Not so fast. King K. Rool promised he'd make

>> Not so fast. King K. Rool promised he'd make women's rights one of his key

King K. Rool promised he'd make women's rights one of his key issues.

women's rights one of his key issues. >> Yeah!

issues. >> Yeah! >> What do you have to say?

>> Yeah! >> What do you have to say? >> Uh, I can do nothing better

>> What do you have to say? >> Uh, I can do nothing better than anybody.

>> Uh, I can do nothing better than anybody. >> Frankly, DK, I expect a

than anybody. >> Frankly, DK, I expect a little bit more from my elected

>> Frankly, DK, I expect a little bit more from my elected representative.

little bit more from my elected representative. >> Me too!

representative. >> Me too! >> But Candy, I can also--

>> Me too! >> But Candy, I can also-- Ouch!

>> But Candy, I can also-- Ouch! It's not easy being me.

Ouch! It's not easy being me. >> That's it!

It's not easy being me. >> That's it! That's the problem!

>> That's it! That's the problem! I think maybe we gotta make you

That's the problem! I think maybe we gotta make you act more like a politician.

I think maybe we gotta make you act more like a politician. Come on.

act more like a politician. Come on. Look, there's someone.

Come on. Look, there's someone. >> Huh?

Look, there's someone. >> Huh? >> Good afternoon, Sir or Madam.

>> Huh? >> Good afternoon, Sir or Madam. >> Are you gonna hit me?

>> Good afternoon, Sir or Madam. >> Are you gonna hit me? >> No.

>> Are you gonna hit me? >> No. I'm running for future ruler of

>> No. I'm running for future ruler of Kongo Bongo.

I'm running for future ruler of Kongo Bongo. ¶ Donkey Kong,

Kongo Bongo. ¶ Donkey Kong, the ape on a mission ¶

¶ Donkey Kong, the ape on a mission ¶ ¶ He's got the answers ¶

the ape on a mission ¶ ¶ He's got the answers ¶ ¶ He's a politician ¶

¶ He's got the answers ¶ ¶ He's a politician ¶ ¶ He's not lying ¶

¶ He's a politician ¶ ¶ He's not lying ¶ ¶ He's just a politician ¶

¶ He's not lying ¶ ¶ He's just a politician ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶ He's just a politician ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ The ape is on a mission ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ The ape is on a mission ¶ ¶ Vote DK! ¶

¶ The ape is on a mission ¶ ¶ Vote DK! ¶ >> Eh, huh?

¶ Vote DK! ¶ >> Eh, huh? >> If you vote for me, I

>> Eh, huh? >> If you vote for me, I promise, I won't hit you next

>> If you vote for me, I promise, I won't hit you next time you steal the Crystal

promise, I won't hit you next time you steal the Crystal Coconut.

time you steal the Crystal Coconut. >> Really?

Coconut. >> Really? Thanks.

>> That wasn't so hard, now was it? >> I don't know, little buddy.

it? >> I don't know, little buddy. It wasn't really me.

>> I don't know, little buddy. It wasn't really me. >> That's the point!

It wasn't really me. >> That's the point! Now, let's get ready for the

>> That's the point! Now, let's get ready for the candidates debate!

>> Good luck in the big debate, DK. >> Gee, thanks, Candy.

DK. >> Gee, thanks, Candy. Does that mean you'll vote for

>> Gee, thanks, Candy. Does that mean you'll vote for me?

Does that mean you'll vote for me? >> No, I wanna hear what you

me? >> No, I wanna hear what you have to say on the issues,

>> No, I wanna hear what you have to say on the issues, first.

have to say on the issues, first. >> Oh, boy.

first. >> Oh, boy. I don't have any opinions.

>> Oh, boy. I don't have any opinions. I just want people to vote for

I don't have any opinions. I just want people to vote for me because they like me.

I just want people to vote for me because they like me. >> That just doesn't seem to be

me because they like me. >> That just doesn't seem to be enough these days, does it?

>> That just doesn't seem to be enough these days, does it? >> Well that's what I stand for.

enough these days, does it? >> Well that's what I stand for. Good old Donkey Kong!

>> Well that's what I stand for. Good old Donkey Kong! >> Hmm.

Good old Donkey Kong! >> Hmm. I suppose that might work, too.

>> Hmm. I suppose that might work, too. >> What do you mean, "that might

I suppose that might work, too. >> What do you mean, "that might work"?

>> What do you mean, "that might work"? >> Oh, nothing, it's just that--

work"? >> Oh, nothing, it's just that-- >> What?

>> Oh, nothing, it's just that-- >> What? What?

>> What? What? Tell me!

What? Tell me! >> Well, since you asked.

Tell me! >> Well, since you asked. Everybody already knows you.

>> Well, since you asked. Everybody already knows you. Maybe you should enlighten the

Everybody already knows you. Maybe you should enlighten the voters on the other candidates,

Maybe you should enlighten the voters on the other candidates, for example.

voters on the other candidates, for example. >> Maybe he's right.

for example. >> Maybe he's right. Everybody already knows exactly

>> Maybe he's right. Everybody already knows exactly who I am.

Everybody already knows exactly who I am. Donkey Kong!

who I am. Donkey Kong! He's a fighter!

Donkey Kong! He's a fighter! Donkey Kong!

He's a fighter! Donkey Kong! His below the belt!

Donkey Kong! His below the belt! Donkey Kong!

His below the belt! Donkey Kong! Nothing is too low!

Donkey Kong! Nothing is too low! Can you spell "sneer"?

Nothing is too low! Can you spell "sneer"? Vote Donkey Kong!

Can you spell "sneer"? Vote Donkey Kong! (Metallic punching noise)

Vote Donkey Kong! (Metallic punching noise) (Quiet chatter)

(Metallic punching noise) (Quiet chatter) >> And how would you, as future

(Quiet chatter) >> And how would you, as future leader of Kongo Bongo, deal with

>> And how would you, as future leader of Kongo Bongo, deal with the banana situation?

leader of Kongo Bongo, deal with the banana situation? >> I'm all for anything that

the banana situation? >> I'm all for anything that encourages economic growth and

>> I'm all for anything that encourages economic growth and prosperity, and by that I mean

encourages economic growth and prosperity, and by that I mean my economic growth and

prosperity, and by that I mean my economic growth and prosperity.

my economic growth and prosperity. >> Isn't that just like Bluster,

prosperity. >> Isn't that just like Bluster, who I heard cheats on his taxes

>> Isn't that just like Bluster, who I heard cheats on his taxes and wears a toupee!

who I heard cheats on his taxes and wears a toupee! (All gasping)

and wears a toupee! (All gasping) >> Well I-- how-- but--

(All gasping) >> Well I-- how-- but-- >> That was so mean of Donkey

>> Well I-- how-- but-- >> That was so mean of Donkey Kong!

>> That was so mean of Donkey Kong! >> Candidates.

Kong! >> Candidates. Your position on the ape-lizard

>> Candidates. Your position on the ape-lizard conflict.

Your position on the ape-lizard conflict. King K. Rool.

conflict. King K. Rool. (Clearing throat)

King K. Rool. (Clearing throat) >> If you elect me your future

(Clearing throat) >> If you elect me your future ruler of Kongo Bongo, I propose

>> If you elect me your future ruler of Kongo Bongo, I propose an immediate truce, so that we

ruler of Kongo Bongo, I propose an immediate truce, so that we may live together, as brothers.

an immediate truce, so that we may live together, as brothers. (Cheering)

may live together, as brothers. (Cheering) >> Well, King K. Rool is a

(Cheering) >> Well, King K. Rool is a low-down, no-good,

>> Well, King K. Rool is a low-down, no-good, coconut-stealing thief!

low-down, no-good, coconut-stealing thief! (Gasping)

coconut-stealing thief! (Gasping) And he never calls his mother on

(Gasping) And he never calls his mother on her birthday.

And he never calls his mother on her birthday. (Gasping)

her birthday. (Gasping) (All talking at once)

>> DK, what were you thinking in there? >> Just telling it like it is,

there? >> Just telling it like it is, and everybody loves me for it!

>> Just telling it like it is, and everybody loves me for it! Watch.

and everybody loves me for it! Watch. >> Can you believe DK is saying

Watch. >> Can you believe DK is saying all those nasty things?

>> Can you believe DK is saying all those nasty things? >> The donkey dude is way out of

all those nasty things? >> The donkey dude is way out of bounds.

>> The donkey dude is way out of bounds. >> Spreading lies about his

bounds. >> Spreading lies about his opponents.

>> Spreading lies about his opponents. Tsk tsk.

opponents. Tsk tsk. Who's gonna vote for him now?

Tsk tsk. Who's gonna vote for him now? (Cheering)

>> Donkey Kong, where are you? >> Who cares where I am, little buddy?

>> Who cares where I am, little buddy? I'm not the monkeys' choice.

buddy? I'm not the monkeys' choice. I'm nobody's choice!

I'm not the monkeys' choice. I'm nobody's choice! >> Ah, come on.

I'm nobody's choice! >> Ah, come on. Lots of folks are gonna vote for

>> Ah, come on. Lots of folks are gonna vote for you.

Lots of folks are gonna vote for you. >> No they're not.

you. >> No they're not. It was hard enough to get them

>> No they're not. It was hard enough to get them to vote for me when I was just

It was hard enough to get them to vote for me when I was just me.

to vote for me when I was just me. But now I'm a me who says rotten

me. But now I'm a me who says rotten things about my opponents.

But now I'm a me who says rotten things about my opponents. I don't know why I listened to

things about my opponents. I don't know why I listened to K. Rool.

I don't know why I listened to K. Rool. >> Jumpin' jungle berries!

K. Rool. >> Jumpin' jungle berries! Are you saying K. Rool tricked

>> Jumpin' jungle berries! Are you saying K. Rool tricked you?

Are you saying K. Rool tricked you? >> Gee, I uh--

you? >> Gee, I uh-- (Sighing)

>> Gee, I uh-- (Sighing) Yeah, he tricked me.

(Sighing) Yeah, he tricked me. >> I knew it, I knew it, I knew

Yeah, he tricked me. >> I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!

>> I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! I knew K. Rool couldn't change!

it! I knew K. Rool couldn't change! He's the same as he always is.

I knew K. Rool couldn't change! He's the same as he always is. Evil, evil, evil!

He's the same as he always is. Evil, evil, evil! >> So what?

Evil, evil, evil! >> So what? Nobody else knows!

>> So what? Nobody else knows! They all think he's a great guy!

Nobody else knows! They all think he's a great guy! >> What if we showed them

They all think he's a great guy! >> What if we showed them differently.

>> What if we showed them differently. >> How?

differently. >> How? >> Follow me.

>> What if Cranky shows up? >> We'll take the chance.

Stage one, complete. Let's go. >> Are ya sure?

Let's go. >> Are ya sure? >> Don't you wanna show

>> Are ya sure? >> Don't you wanna show everybody what K. Rool is really

>> Don't you wanna show everybody what K. Rool is really like before they all go out and

everybody what K. Rool is really like before they all go out and vote for him?

like before they all go out and vote for him? >> Yes.

vote for him? >> Yes. >> Then I'm sure.

>> Yes. >> Then I'm sure. >> Strike!

>> Then I'm sure. >> Strike! >> K. ROOL: Ouch.

>> Strike! >> K. ROOL: Ouch. Hey, what the--

>> K. ROOL: Ouch. Hey, what the-- >> Why did you call us here, DK,

Hey, what the-- >> Why did you call us here, DK, and I'm right in the middle of

>> Why did you call us here, DK, and I'm right in the middle of work!

and I'm right in the middle of work! >> I don't have time to stand

work! >> I don't have time to stand around staring at--

>> Looky, folks. The Crystal Coconut is gone! I wonder which green, slimy

The Crystal Coconut is gone! I wonder which green, slimy candidate might have taken it.

I wonder which green, slimy candidate might have taken it. >> How do you know that he took

candidate might have taken it. >> How do you know that he took it?

>> How do you know that he took it? Is this another one of your mean

it? Is this another one of your mean lies?

Is this another one of your mean lies? >> All I'm saying is that the

lies? >> All I'm saying is that the coconut is gone, and King K.

>> All I'm saying is that the coconut is gone, and King K. Rool is--

coconut is gone, and King K. Rool is-- >> Here, to return the Crystal

Rool is-- >> Here, to return the Crystal Coconut.

>> Here, to return the Crystal Coconut. This precious symbol of our

Coconut. This precious symbol of our great island came into my

This precious symbol of our great island came into my possession.

great island came into my possession. I wish to return it to its safe

possession. I wish to return it to its safe and rightful place of honour.

I wish to return it to its safe and rightful place of honour. >> Wait a minute!

and rightful place of honour. >> Wait a minute! Isn't anybody gonna ask how he

>> Wait a minute! Isn't anybody gonna ask how he got it?

Isn't anybody gonna ask how he got it? >> Hmm.

got it? >> Hmm. Perhaps we should ask whoever

>> Hmm. Perhaps we should ask whoever was supposed to be guarding it.

Perhaps we should ask whoever was supposed to be guarding it. >> Yes, Donkey Kong.

was supposed to be guarding it. >> Yes, Donkey Kong. Maybe you can explain.

>> Yes, Donkey Kong. Maybe you can explain. >> I can.

Maybe you can explain. >> I can. >> ALL: Mm-hm.

>> I can. >> ALL: Mm-hm. >> But not very well.

>> ALL: Mm-hm. >> But not very well. But hey, enough about me!

>> But not very well. But hey, enough about me! It's back safe and sound.

But hey, enough about me! It's back safe and sound. (Nervous chuckling)

It's back safe and sound. (Nervous chuckling) (Cheering)

(Nervous chuckling) (Cheering) >> And now, if you'll excuse me,

(Cheering) >> And now, if you'll excuse me, I have an election campaign to

>> And now, if you'll excuse me, I have an election campaign to attend to.

I have an election campaign to attend to. I hope I can count on your

attend to. I hope I can count on your votes!

I hope I can count on your votes! (Chuckling)

votes! (Chuckling) >> ALL: K. Rool for future

(Chuckling) >> ALL: K. Rool for future ruler!

>> ALL: K. Rool for future ruler! K. Rool for future ruler!

ruler! K. Rool for future ruler! >> You should be ashamed of

K. Rool for future ruler! >> You should be ashamed of yourself, DK.

>> You should be ashamed of yourself, DK. >> ALL: K. Rool for future

yourself, DK. >> ALL: K. Rool for future ruler!

>> ALL: K. Rool for future ruler! >> K. Rool for future--

ruler! >> K. Rool for future-- Nothing.

>> K. Rool for future-- Nothing. >> K. ROOL: Muahahah!

Nothing. >> K. ROOL: Muahahah! >> You gave back the coconut?!

>> K. ROOL: Muahahah! >> You gave back the coconut?! >> Hahaha!

>> You gave back the coconut?! >> Hahaha! I gave it back because, now when

>> Hahaha! I gave it back because, now when I steal it, they'll never

I gave it back because, now when I steal it, they'll never believe it was me!

I steal it, they'll never believe it was me! >> Sir, I thought you were

believe it was me! >> Sir, I thought you were satisfied with winning the

>> Sir, I thought you were satisfied with winning the election.

satisfied with winning the election. >> Oh, I was!

election. >> Oh, I was! But then I realized, winning is

>> Oh, I was! But then I realized, winning is nice, but stealing is much more

But then I realized, winning is nice, but stealing is much more fun!

nice, but stealing is much more fun! I suppose it's true what my

fun! I suppose it's true what my worthy opponent said about me.

I suppose it's true what my worthy opponent said about me. I am a low-down, no-good,

worthy opponent said about me. I am a low-down, no-good, coconut-stealing thief!

I am a low-down, no-good, coconut-stealing thief! Now listen.

coconut-stealing thief! Now listen. (Whispering)

Now listen. (Whispering) >> When will we know the

(Whispering) >> When will we know the results?

>> When will we know the results? >> Just a few more voters to go,

results? >> Just a few more voters to go, and then I'll tally up the

>> Just a few more voters to go, and then I'll tally up the ballots.

and then I'll tally up the ballots. >> May I have another?

ballots. >> May I have another? >> Sorry, Bluster.

>> May I have another? >> Sorry, Bluster. One vote each.

>> Sorry, Bluster. One vote each. That's how it works.

One vote each. That's how it works. >> You mean, I get the same

That's how it works. >> You mean, I get the same number of votes as him?

>> You mean, I get the same number of votes as him? And you call this a democracy!

number of votes as him? And you call this a democracy! >> We're here to exercise our

And you call this a democracy! >> We're here to exercise our democratic franchise.

>> We're here to exercise our democratic franchise. >> Uh, beggin' your pardon, Sir.

democratic franchise. >> Uh, beggin' your pardon, Sir. I thought we were gonna steal--

>> Uh, beggin' your pardon, Sir. I thought we were gonna steal-- Oof!

I thought we were gonna steal-- Oof! (Chuckling)

Oof! (Chuckling) >> Oh, never mind him.

Now you two know what to do.

>> Come on, coco buddy. What am I supposed to do? K. Rool really does seem better

What am I supposed to do? K. Rool really does seem better qualified than me to be the

K. Rool really does seem better qualified than me to be the future ruler.

qualified than me to be the future ruler. Should I vote for him?

future ruler. Should I vote for him? I wanna do the right thing!

Should I vote for him? I wanna do the right thing! Can't ya give me a sign?

I wanna do the right thing! Can't ya give me a sign? (Creaking)

Can't ya give me a sign? (Creaking) >> Ah.

(Creaking) >> Ah. My little gem.

>> Ah. My little gem. Now you're all mine!

My little gem. Now you're all mine! (Chuckling)

Now you're all mine! (Chuckling) And by the time anybody even

(Chuckling) And by the time anybody even realizes, it will be too late to

And by the time anybody even realizes, it will be too late to do anything about it.

realizes, it will be too late to do anything about it. >> Thanks, Coconut!

do anything about it. >> Thanks, Coconut! That's just the sign I needed!

>> Thanks, Coconut! That's just the sign I needed! >> Let's go!

That's just the sign I needed! >> Let's go! >> But I didn't get to vote.

>> Let's go! >> But I didn't get to vote. (Sighing)

>> But I didn't get to vote. (Sighing) >> He's got the coconut!

(Sighing) >> He's got the coconut! >> Ooh!

>> He's got the coconut! >> Ooh! >> Every vote counts!

>> Ooh! >> Every vote counts! >> Hyah!

>> Every vote counts! >> Hyah! >> Get the coconut, Krusha!

>> Hyah! >> Get the coconut, Krusha! >> Oh, oh, oh.

>> Get the coconut, Krusha! >> Oh, oh, oh. (Grunting)

>> Oh, oh, oh. (Grunting) >> Hey!

(Grunting) >> Hey! >> Huh?

>> Hey! >> Huh? Whoa!

>> Huh? Whoa! (Crashing)

Whoa! (Crashing) You promised not to hit me.

(Crashing) You promised not to hit me. >> You're right!

You promised not to hit me. >> You're right! I did.

>> You're right! I did. It was a campaign promise.

I did. It was a campaign promise. And it's one I can keep.

It was a campaign promise. And it's one I can keep. >> Gee, thanks.

And it's one I can keep. >> Gee, thanks. >> If you give me the coconut.

>> Gee, thanks. >> If you give me the coconut. >> Enjoy it while you can,

>> If you give me the coconut. >> Enjoy it while you can, Donkey Kong!

>> Enjoy it while you can, Donkey Kong! It will be mine soon enough!

Donkey Kong! It will be mine soon enough! Have you tallied the votes yet?

It will be mine soon enough! Have you tallied the votes yet? >> I don't believe this.

Have you tallied the votes yet? >> I don't believe this. It's impossible!

>> I don't believe this. It's impossible! >> Did I win?

It's impossible! >> Did I win? Did I win?

>> Did I win? Did I win? >> No, you got one vote.

Did I win? >> No, you got one vote. >> One?!

>> No, you got one vote. >> One?! It can't be!

>> One?! It can't be! I voted for me, and Mumsy's

It can't be! I voted for me, and Mumsy's vote makes--

I voted for me, and Mumsy's vote makes-- My own mumsy didn't vote for me!

>> Donkey Kong and King K. Rool have the same number of votes! And everybody's voted!

have the same number of votes! And everybody's voted! >> I haven't.

And everybody's voted! >> I haven't. >> ALL: What?

>> I haven't. >> ALL: What? (Chuckling)

>> ALL: What? (Chuckling) >> Well, well, well.

(Chuckling) >> Well, well, well. It looks like we have our

>> Well, well, well. It looks like we have our tie-breaker.

It looks like we have our tie-breaker. Come along, Krusha.

tie-breaker. Come along, Krusha. You must exercise your

Come along, Krusha. You must exercise your democratic right to vote!

You must exercise your democratic right to vote! >> Yeah, right.

>> How do ya make an X? >> Just get in there and vote!

>> He voted for, Donkey Kong! (Applause)

Donkey Kong! (Applause) >> How could you do this?!

(Applause) >> How could you do this?! How could you vote for that,

>> How could you do this?! How could you vote for that, that, monkey?

How could you vote for that, that, monkey? >> Because, he kept his promise!

that, monkey? >> Because, he kept his promise! >> I won.

>> Because, he kept his promise! >> I won. I won!

>> I won. I won! >> Yay, DK!

I won! >> Yay, DK! (Laughing)

>> Yay, DK! (Laughing) I knew you could do it, my

(Laughing) I knew you could do it, my democratically chosen big buddy!

I knew you could do it, my democratically chosen big buddy! >> I'm the duly elected future

democratically chosen big buddy! >> I'm the duly elected future ruler of Kongo Bongo!

>> I'm the duly elected future ruler of Kongo Bongo! I'd just like to say, I've

ruler of Kongo Bongo! I'd just like to say, I've learned that issues are more

I'd just like to say, I've learned that issues are more important than winning because

learned that issues are more important than winning because I'm me!

important than winning because I'm me! So, what issue would you like me

I'm me! So, what issue would you like me to tackle first?

So, what issue would you like me to tackle first? >> Well, you could clean up this

to tackle first? >> Well, you could clean up this place.

>> Well, you could clean up this place. >> Okay.

place. >> Okay. Get rid of corruption, make the

>> Okay. Get rid of corruption, make the streets safe, get tough on

Get rid of corruption, make the streets safe, get tough on crime, or I can do--

streets safe, get tough on crime, or I can do-- >> Yeah, yeah, yeah.

crime, or I can do-- >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Never mind that.

>> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Never mind that. (Thudding and grunting)

Never mind that. (Thudding and grunting) Just clean up the place!

(Thudding and grunting) Just clean up the place! (Groaning)

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