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(Jungle music playing)
¶ Ooh ¶
¶ Ah ¶
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¶ Ooh ¶
¶ Ah ¶
¶ Ooh-ah ¶
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¶ Ah ¶
¶ Ooh-ah ¶
¶ Donkey Kong ¶
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¶ Ooh-ah ¶
¶ Donkey Kong ¶
¶ Hey-oh ¶
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¶ Donkey Kong ¶
¶ Hey-oh ¶
¶ Look out, time to go ¶
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¶ Hey-oh ¶
¶ Look out, time to go ¶
¶ Here he comes ¶
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¶ Look out, time to go ¶
¶ Here he comes ¶
¶ Banana slamma ¶
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¶ Donkey Kong ¶
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¶ Donkey Kong ¶
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¶ Ooh ¶
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¶ Ooh ¶
¶ Ah ¶
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¶ Ooh ¶
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¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶
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¶ Ooh ¶
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¶ Ooh ¶
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¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶
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¶ Ah ¶
¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶
¶ Hey-oh ¶
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¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶
¶ Hey-oh ¶
¶ Look out, time to go ¶
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¶ Hey-oh ¶
¶ Look out, time to go ¶
¶ Here he comes ¶
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¶ Look out, time to go ¶
¶ Here he comes ¶
¶ Banana slamma ¶
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¶ Here he comes ¶
¶ Banana slamma ¶
¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶
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¶ Banana slamma ¶
¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶
¶ Hey-oh ¶
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¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶
¶ Hey-oh ¶
¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶
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¶ Hey-oh ¶
¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶
¶ Let's go ¶
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¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶
¶ Let's go ¶
¶ Here he comes ¶
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¶ Let's go ¶
¶ Here he comes ¶
¶ Banana slamma ¶
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>> Yes sirree, little buddy.
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There's no life like it.
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Pull!
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(Gulping)
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Being future ruler of Kongo
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Bongo is one sweet job!
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Pull!
>> Job?
(Laughing)
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>> Job?
(Laughing)
I've never seen you working.
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(Laughing)
I've never seen you working.
>> Hey, what do you call this?
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I've never seen you working.
>> Hey, what do you call this?
And then there's always--
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>> Hey, what do you call this?
And then there's always--
>> CRANKY: Donkey Koooong!
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And then there's always--
>> CRANKY: Donkey Koooong!
>> --that.
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>> CRANKY: Donkey Koooong!
>> --that.
(Grunting)
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>> --that.
(Grunting)
Hey, Cranky.
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(Grunting)
Hey, Cranky.
Why all the agitation?
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Hey, Cranky.
Why all the agitation?
>> K. Rool's grabbed the Crystal
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Why all the agitation?
>> K. Rool's grabbed the Crystal
Coconut!
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>> K. Rool's grabbed the Crystal
Coconut!
>> I'm on the job.
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Coconut!
>> I'm on the job.
>> The Crystal Coconut is mine,
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>> I'm on the job.
>> The Crystal Coconut is mine,
at long last, and nothing on
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>> The Crystal Coconut is mine,
at long last, and nothing on
Earth will take it from me!
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at long last, and nothing on
Earth will take it from me!
>> Gotcha!
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Earth will take it from me!
>> Gotcha!
>> After him, you simpering
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>> Gotcha!
>> After him, you simpering
salamanders!
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>> After him, you simpering
salamanders!
(Brakes screeching)
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salamanders!
(Brakes screeching)
Whoa!
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(Brakes screeching)
Whoa!
(Grunting)
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(Grunting)
>> Are you okay, Your
Whiplashness?
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>> Are you okay, Your
Whiplashness?
>> Never mind me!
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Whiplashness?
>> Never mind me!
Get Donkey Kong!
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>> Never mind me!
Get Donkey Kong!
>> Yes, Sir.
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Get Donkey Kong!
>> Yes, Sir.
Target twelve o'clock!
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>> Yes, Sir.
Target twelve o'clock!
Why is he just standing there?
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Target twelve o'clock!
Why is he just standing there?
(Brakes screeching)
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Why is he just standing there?
(Brakes screeching)
>> Uh, maybe that's why.
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(Brakes screeching)
>> Uh, maybe that's why.
>> ALL: Whoa!
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>> Uh, maybe that's why.
>> ALL: Whoa!
(Crashing)
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>> ALL: Whoa!
(Crashing)
(Groaning)
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(Crashing)
(Groaning)
(Gulping)
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(Groaning)
(Gulping)
>> All in a day's work.
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And then, just as I was too
tired to run anymore, I came up
with a plan of great geniusity.
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tired to run anymore, I came up
with a plan of great geniusity.
And boom!
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with a plan of great geniusity.
And boom!
>> That's why you're the one and
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And boom!
>> That's why you're the one and
only future ruler of Kongo
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>> That's why you're the one and
only future ruler of Kongo
Bongo!
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only future ruler of Kongo
Bongo!
>> And my special guy.
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Bongo!
>> And my special guy.
>> Oh, please!
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>> And my special guy.
>> Oh, please!
The only qualifications for the
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>> Oh, please!
The only qualifications for the
position you hold seems to be an
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The only qualifications for the
position you hold seems to be an
ability to eat vast amounts of
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position you hold seems to be an
ability to eat vast amounts of
bananas!
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ability to eat vast amounts of
bananas!
>> Exactly.
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bananas!
>> Exactly.
They don't give this job to any
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>> Exactly.
They don't give this job to any
ape, you know.
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They don't give this job to any
ape, you know.
>> Apparently that's just who
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ape, you know.
>> Apparently that's just who
they give that job to.
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>> Apparently that's just who
they give that job to.
>> Well I don't really care what
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they give that job to.
>> Well I don't really care what
you say, Bluster.
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>> Well I don't really care what
you say, Bluster.
When it comes to big, brave and
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you say, Bluster.
When it comes to big, brave and
good-looking, DK gets my vote.
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When it comes to big, brave and
good-looking, DK gets my vote.
>> So, there.
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good-looking, DK gets my vote.
>> So, there.
(All laughing)
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>> So, there.
(All laughing)
>> Hm, I wonder what would
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(All laughing)
>> Hm, I wonder what would
happen if it came down to a
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>> Hm, I wonder what would
happen if it came down to a
vote.
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(Munching)
>> Good, good, yep.
(Mumbling)
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>> Good, good, yep.
(Mumbling)
>> Eeya!
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(Mumbling)
>> Eeya!
Do you have to lie around my
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>> Eeya!
Do you have to lie around my
place like that?
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Do you have to lie around my
place like that?
Go do something useful, like
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place like that?
Go do something useful, like
clean up.
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Go do something useful, like
clean up.
>> Clean up what?
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clean up.
>> Clean up what?
>> For starters, you could take
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>> Clean up what?
>> For starters, you could take
out that trash.
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>> For starters, you could take
out that trash.
(Laughing)
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out that trash.
(Laughing)
>> Cranky, I demand to know why
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(Laughing)
>> Cranky, I demand to know why
this missing link can be future
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>> Cranky, I demand to know why
this missing link can be future
ruler of Kongo Bongo, while
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this missing link can be future
ruler of Kongo Bongo, while
other more worthwhile, richer
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ruler of Kongo Bongo, while
other more worthwhile, richer
and more deserving apes can't.
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other more worthwhile, richer
and more deserving apes can't.
>> Good question.
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and more deserving apes can't.
>> Good question.
>> Well?
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>> Good question.
>> Well?
>> Well what?
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>> Well?
>> Well what?
I just said it was a good
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>> Well what?
I just said it was a good
question!
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I just said it was a good
question!
Now leave me alone.
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question!
Now leave me alone.
I'm busy.
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Now leave me alone.
I'm busy.
>> Cranky, I demand that we have
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I'm busy.
>> Cranky, I demand that we have
an election, so that the future
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>> Cranky, I demand that we have
an election, so that the future
ruler of Kongo Bongo can be
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an election, so that the future
ruler of Kongo Bongo can be
chosen, fair and square.
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ruler of Kongo Bongo can be
chosen, fair and square.
>> An election?
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chosen, fair and square.
>> An election?
I gotta admit, it does make
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>> An election?
I gotta admit, it does make
sense.
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I gotta admit, it does make
sense.
Let me run it by Inka Dinka Doo.
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sense.
Let me run it by Inka Dinka Doo.
If he's okay with it, then I
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Let me run it by Inka Dinka Doo.
If he's okay with it, then I
guess so am I.
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If he's okay with it, then I
guess so am I.
I know you work in mysterious
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guess so am I.
I know you work in mysterious
ways.
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I know you work in mysterious
ways.
Picking Donkey Kong to be the
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ways.
Picking Donkey Kong to be the
next future ruler was certainly
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Picking Donkey Kong to be the
next future ruler was certainly
a doozie.
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next future ruler was certainly
a doozie.
Anyway, this election thing came
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a doozie.
Anyway, this election thing came
up, and I can't think of a
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Anyway, this election thing came
up, and I can't think of a
reason why it's a bad idea.
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up, and I can't think of a
reason why it's a bad idea.
(Rumbling)
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reason why it's a bad idea.
(Rumbling)
>> Everyone is in the running.
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(Rumbling)
>> Everyone is in the running.
>> Really?
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>> Everyone is in the running.
>> Really?
>> To make the outcome all the
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>> Really?
>> To make the outcome all the
more stunning.
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>> To make the outcome all the
more stunning.
>> A good old-fashioned
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more stunning.
>> A good old-fashioned
election.
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>> A good old-fashioned
election.
Yahoo!
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>> Well?
What did he say?
What did he say?
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What did he say?
What did he say?
>> He said an election is a fine
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What did he say?
>> He said an election is a fine
idea, and anyone can be a
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>> He said an election is a fine
idea, and anyone can be a
candidate.
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idea, and anyone can be a
candidate.
>> He did?
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candidate.
>> He did?
>> Yep.
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>> He did?
>> Yep.
Now come on, I've gotta tell
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>> Yep.
Now come on, I've gotta tell
everybody.
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Now come on, I've gotta tell
everybody.
>> An election.
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everybody.
>> An election.
That's intelligence King K. Rool
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>> An election.
That's intelligence King K. Rool
could use.
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(Humming)
King K. Rool!
King K. Rool!
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King K. Rool!
King K. Rool!
>> What is it, Klump?
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King K. Rool!
>> What is it, Klump?
I was just about to finish
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>> What is it, Klump?
I was just about to finish
Mozart's "Unfinished Symphony"!
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I was just about to finish
Mozart's "Unfinished Symphony"!
>> Vital enemy information.
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Mozart's "Unfinished Symphony"!
>> Vital enemy information.
I overheard the monkeys talkin'
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>> Vital enemy information.
I overheard the monkeys talkin'
about an election, Sir.
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I overheard the monkeys talkin'
about an election, Sir.
For the future ruler of Kongo
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about an election, Sir.
For the future ruler of Kongo
Bongo.
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For the future ruler of Kongo
Bongo.
>> An election?
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Bongo.
>> An election?
Ha!
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>> An election?
Ha!
I'm the only true leader on this
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Ha!
I'm the only true leader on this
island.
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I'm the only true leader on this
island.
(Humming)
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island.
(Humming)
Of course, if I were elected
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(Humming)
Of course, if I were elected
future ruler of Kongo Bongo,
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Of course, if I were elected
future ruler of Kongo Bongo,
I'd, I'd control everything.
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future ruler of Kongo Bongo,
I'd, I'd control everything.
I'd be all-powerful!
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I'd, I'd control everything.
I'd be all-powerful!
I'd dominate the whole island
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I'd be all-powerful!
I'd dominate the whole island
once and for all!
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I'd dominate the whole island
once and for all!
And the pay would be pretty
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once and for all!
And the pay would be pretty
good, too.
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And the pay would be pretty
good, too.
Muahaha!
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good, too.
Muahaha!
>> Let me at 'em!
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Muahaha!
>> Let me at 'em!
Oh yeah!
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>> Let me at 'em!
Oh yeah!
>> This is how you're running an
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Oh yeah!
>> This is how you're running an
election campaign?
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>> This is how you're running an
election campaign?
>> Relax, Cranky.
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election campaign?
>> Relax, Cranky.
I plan to capture the popular
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>> Relax, Cranky.
I plan to capture the popular
vote, and let's face it, I'm way
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I plan to capture the popular
vote, and let's face it, I'm way
more popular than Bluster!
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vote, and let's face it, I'm way
more popular than Bluster!
>> TV: Friends, simpletons,
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more popular than Bluster!
>> TV: Friends, simpletons,lizards!
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>> TV: Friends, simpletons,lizards! It's not too late to set thins
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lizards! It's not too late to set thinsstraight!
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It's not too late to set thinsstraight!A vote for me is a vote for
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straight!A vote for me is a vote forBluster!
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A vote for me is a vote forBluster!Hey Buster, vote Bluster.
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Bluster!Hey Buster, vote Bluster.It's a buster!
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Hey Buster, vote Bluster.It's a buster!
Cranky, my favourite
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It's a buster!
Cranky, my favourite
curmudgeon.
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Cranky, my favourite
curmudgeon.
I hope I can count on your vote!
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curmudgeon.
I hope I can count on your vote!
>> Aaaye!
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I hope I can count on your vote!
>> Aaaye!
>> Whoo.
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>> Aaaye!
>> Whoo.
(Shouts of pain)
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>> Whoo.
(Shouts of pain)
(Gasping for breath)
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(Shouts of pain)
(Gasping for breath)
Uh, perhaps you'd like to hear
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(Gasping for breath)
Uh, perhaps you'd like to hear
my position on healthcare.
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Uh, perhaps you'd like to hear
my position on healthcare.
>> I don't wanna hear anything
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my position on healthcare.
>> I don't wanna hear anything
from either of you.
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>> I don't wanna hear anything
from either of you.
All I wanna do is make sure you
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from either of you.
All I wanna do is make sure you
understand how we're going to
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All I wanna do is make sure you
understand how we're going to
conduct this two-way race.
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understand how we're going to
conduct this two-way race.
(Coughing)
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conduct this two-way race.
(Coughing)
>> Did you say "two-way"?
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(Coughing)
>> Did you say "two-way"?
>> Uh oh, that's trouble with a
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>> Did you say "two-way"?
>> Uh oh, that's trouble with a
capital K. Rool!
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>> Uh oh, that's trouble with a
capital K. Rool!
>> Don't worry, little buddy.
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capital K. Rool!
>> Don't worry, little buddy.
I'm ready for anything.
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>> Don't worry, little buddy.
I'm ready for anything.
That's why I'm the future ruler
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I'm ready for anything.
That's why I'm the future ruler
of Kongo Bongo.
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That's why I'm the future ruler
of Kongo Bongo.
>> Oh ho, no need to be alarmed.
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of Kongo Bongo.
>> Oh ho, no need to be alarmed.
I'm not interested in your silly
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>> Oh ho, no need to be alarmed.
I'm not interested in your silly
little baubles.
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I'm not interested in your silly
little baubles.
We're here for purely
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little baubles.
We're here for purely
non-belligerent purposes.
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We're here for purely
non-belligerent purposes.
(Chuckling)
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non-belligerent purposes.
(Chuckling)
>> What do you two slime sushi
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(Chuckling)
>> What do you two slime sushi
want?
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>> What do you two slime sushi
want?
>> Well, I couldn't help
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want?
>> Well, I couldn't help
overhearing that you're having
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>> Well, I couldn't help
overhearing that you're having
an election and well, I'd like
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overhearing that you're having
an election and well, I'd like
to throw my hat into the ring,
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an election and well, I'd like
to throw my hat into the ring,
as it were.
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to throw my hat into the ring,
as it were.
Isn't that right, Klump?
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as it were.
Isn't that right, Klump?
>> Whatever you say, Sir.
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Isn't that right, Klump?
>> Whatever you say, Sir.
>> No-- gah--
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>> Whatever you say, Sir.
>> No-- gah--
It's a figure of speech, you
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>> No-- gah--
It's a figure of speech, you
knuckle-head!
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It's a figure of speech, you
knuckle-head!
>> You want to run for future
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knuckle-head!
>> You want to run for future
ruler of Kongo Bongo?
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>> You want to run for future
ruler of Kongo Bongo?
Ahaha!
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ruler of Kongo Bongo?
Ahaha!
That's ridiculous!
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Ahaha!
That's ridiculous!
Ri-dic-u-lous!
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That's ridiculous!
Ri-dic-u-lous!
Right, Cranky?
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Ri-dic-u-lous!
Right, Cranky?
Tell 'em, go on, tell 'em.
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Right, Cranky?
Tell 'em, go on, tell 'em.
>> Well uh, you see, I um, uh,
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Tell 'em, go on, tell 'em.
>> Well uh, you see, I um, uh,
technically, the Inka Dinka Doo
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>> Well uh, you see, I um, uh,
technically, the Inka Dinka Doo
says he can.
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technically, the Inka Dinka Doo
says he can.
>> Exactly.
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says he can.
>> Exactly.
By the way, I hope I can count
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>> Exactly.
By the way, I hope I can count
on your vote.
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By the way, I hope I can count
on your vote.
(Chuckling)
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>> What's this got to do with
getting elected future ruler of
Kongo Bongo?
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getting elected future ruler of
Kongo Bongo?
>> Absolutely nothin'.
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Kongo Bongo?
>> Absolutely nothin'.
>> But, but DK, that's not how
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>> Absolutely nothin'.
>> But, but DK, that's not how
elections work.
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>> But, but DK, that's not how
elections work.
>> Diddy.
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elections work.
>> Diddy.
Little buddy.
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>> Diddy.
Little buddy.
Do ya like me?
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Little buddy.
Do ya like me?
>> Like a brother!
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Do ya like me?
>> Like a brother!
>> Does Candy like me?
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>> Like a brother!
>> Does Candy like me?
>> Uh huh.
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>> Does Candy like me?
>> Uh huh.
>> Does Cranky like me?
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>> Uh huh.
>> Does Cranky like me?
>> Unh-unh.
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>> Does Cranky like me?
>> Unh-unh.
>> Does everybody like me?
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>> Unh-unh.
>> Does everybody like me?
>> Uh-huh.
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>> Does everybody like me?
>> Uh-huh.
Sorta.
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>> Uh-huh.
Sorta.
>> Then I've got nothing to
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Sorta.
>> Then I've got nothing to
worry about.
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>> Then I've got nothing to
worry about.
As long as I'm me, how can I
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worry about.
As long as I'm me, how can I
lose?
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As long as I'm me, how can I
lose?
The best thing I do is what I'm
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lose?
The best thing I do is what I'm
doing now.
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The best thing I do is what I'm
doing now.
Absolutely nothin'!
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doing now.
Absolutely nothin'!
And I can do that better than
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Absolutely nothin'!
And I can do that better than
anybody.
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And I can do that better than
anybody.
Hey!
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anybody.
Hey!
Maybe that should be my campaign
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Hey!
Maybe that should be my campaign
slogan!
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Maybe that should be my campaign
slogan!
¶ Vote for me ¶
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slogan!
¶ Vote for me ¶
¶ I do nothin' ¶
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¶ Vote for me ¶
¶ I do nothin' ¶
¶ Vote for me ¶
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¶ I do nothin' ¶
¶ Vote for me ¶
¶ Better than anyone ¶
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¶ Vote for me ¶
¶ Better than anyone ¶
¶ Vote for me ¶
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¶ Better than anyone ¶
¶ Vote for me ¶
¶ I do nothin' better than
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¶ Vote for me ¶
¶ I do nothin' better than
anyone ¶
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(Laughing)
Ungh!
>> "Vote for Donkey Kong"?
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Ungh!
>> "Vote for Donkey Kong"?
"He does nothing better than
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>> "Vote for Donkey Kong"?
"He does nothing better than
anybody"?
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"He does nothing better than
anybody"?
Ha!
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anybody"?
Ha!
At least it's honest.
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Ha!
At least it's honest.
>> It's time for a ruler who
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At least it's honest.
>> It's time for a ruler who
hears what you have to say.
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>> It's time for a ruler who
hears what you have to say.
I may be cold-blooded, but I'm
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hears what you have to say.
I may be cold-blooded, but I'm
warm-hearted, too.
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I may be cold-blooded, but I'm
warm-hearted, too.
On election day, vote for the
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warm-hearted, too.
On election day, vote for the
green dude.
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On election day, vote for the
green dude.
Vote K. Rool!
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Good day, Sir.
My name's King K. Rool, and I'm
running for the office of future
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My name's King K. Rool, and I'm
running for the office of future
ruler of Kongo Bongo.
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running for the office of future
ruler of Kongo Bongo.
Is there anything you're looking
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ruler of Kongo Bongo.
Is there anything you're looking
for in a leader?
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Is there anything you're looking
for in a leader?
>> Hm.
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for in a leader?
>> Hm.
The only thing this dude is
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>> Hm.
The only thing this dude is
seekin' is the perfect wave.
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The only thing this dude is
seekin' is the perfect wave.
>> Alas, the tide is out.
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seekin' is the perfect wave.
>> Alas, the tide is out.
No waves.
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>> Alas, the tide is out.
No waves.
It would appear that your
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No waves.
It would appear that your
current leader is letting you
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It would appear that your
current leader is letting you
down in the um, surf department.
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current leader is letting you
down in the um, surf department.
Heh heh.
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down in the um, surf department.
Heh heh.
Vote for me and I promise you...
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Heh heh.
Vote for me and I promise you...
land surfing!
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Vote for me and I promise you...
land surfing!
>> Land surfing?
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land surfing!
>> Land surfing?
Radical!
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>> Land surfing?
Radical!
What's that?
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Radical!
What's that?
>> General?
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What's that?
>> General?
>> Come on, now.
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>> General?
>> Come on, now.
>> Hey dude, that's my board!
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>> Come on, now.
>> Hey dude, that's my board!
>> Surf's up, dude.
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>> Hey dude, that's my board!
>> Surf's up, dude.
>> Land surfing rules!
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>> Surf's up, dude.
>> Land surfing rules!
I'm voting for that green dude
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>> Land surfing rules!
I'm voting for that green dude
for sure!
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I'm voting for that green dude
for sure!
>> Uh oh.
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for sure!
>> Uh oh.
DK, big buddy, you've got to
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>> Uh oh.
DK, big buddy, you've got to
start campaigning.
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>> Why do I have to knock?
I always just walk in.
>> It's what politicians do, DK.
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I always just walk in.
>> It's what politicians do, DK.
They knock on doors and meet
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>> It's what politicians do, DK.
They knock on doors and meet
their constituents!
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>> I plan to increase the budget
for research and development on
the island, by 100%!
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for research and development on
the island, by 100%!
>> That's very impressive, I
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the island, by 100%!
>> That's very impressive, I
must say.
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>> That's very impressive, I
must say.
>> Toodaloo!
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must say.
>> Toodaloo!
>> What do you want, DK?
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>> Toodaloo!
>> What do you want, DK?
I'm very busy.
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>> What do you want, DK?
I'm very busy.
(Clearing throat)
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I'm very busy.
(Clearing throat)
>> Good afternoon, Sir or Madam.
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(Clearing throat)
>> Good afternoon, Sir or Madam.
My name is Donkey Kong, and I'm
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>> Good afternoon, Sir or Madam.
My name is Donkey Kong, and I'm
running for future ruler of
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My name is Donkey Kong, and I'm
running for future ruler of
Kongo Bongo.
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running for future ruler of
Kongo Bongo.
>> Yeah yeah yeah, what's your
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Kongo Bongo.
>> Yeah yeah yeah, what's your
platform?
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>> Yeah yeah yeah, what's your
platform?
>> I can do nothing better than
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platform?
>> I can do nothing better than
anybody.
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>> I can do nothing better than
anybody.
>> Not interested.
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anybody.
>> Not interested.
>> Ooh.
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>> Not interested.
>> Ooh.
>> Let's put him down as
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>> Ooh.
>> Let's put him down as
"undecided".
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>> Let's put him down as
"undecided".
(Chuckling)
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"undecided".
(Chuckling)
>> And that is my vision for a
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(Chuckling)
>> And that is my vision for a
better Kongo Bongo.
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>> And that is my vision for a
better Kongo Bongo.
Good day ladies, and uh--
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better Kongo Bongo.
Good day ladies, and uh--
(Chuckling)
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Good day ladies, and uh--
(Chuckling)
I hope I can count on your vote.
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(Chuckling)
I hope I can count on your vote.
>> Well he's much more charming
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I hope I can count on your vote.
>> Well he's much more charming
and intelligent than I ever
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>> Well he's much more charming
and intelligent than I ever
imagined.
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and intelligent than I ever
imagined.
>> And way less slimy, too!
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imagined.
>> And way less slimy, too!
>> Good day, Sir.
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>> And way less slimy, too!
>> Good day, Sir.
>> What a dope!
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>> Good day, Sir.
>> What a dope!
>> Good afternoon, Sir or Madam.
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>> What a dope!
>> Good afternoon, Sir or Madam.
My name is Donkey Kong, and I'm
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>> Good afternoon, Sir or Madam.
My name is Donkey Kong, and I'm
running for future ruler of
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My name is Donkey Kong, and I'm
running for future ruler of
Kongo Bongo.
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running for future ruler of
Kongo Bongo.
>> We know, Donkey Kong.
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Kongo Bongo.
>> We know, Donkey Kong.
>> Well, that was easy enough.
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>> We know, Donkey Kong.
>> Well, that was easy enough.
You can put down two votes for
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>> Well, that was easy enough.
You can put down two votes for
me.
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You can put down two votes for
me.
>> Not so fast.
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me.
>> Not so fast.
King K. Rool promised he'd make
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>> Not so fast.
King K. Rool promised he'd make
women's rights one of his key
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King K. Rool promised he'd make
women's rights one of his key
issues.
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women's rights one of his key
issues.
>> Yeah!
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issues.
>> Yeah!
>> What do you have to say?
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>> Yeah!
>> What do you have to say?
>> Uh, I can do nothing better
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>> What do you have to say?
>> Uh, I can do nothing better
than anybody.
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>> Uh, I can do nothing better
than anybody.
>> Frankly, DK, I expect a
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than anybody.
>> Frankly, DK, I expect a
little bit more from my elected
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>> Frankly, DK, I expect a
little bit more from my elected
representative.
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little bit more from my elected
representative.
>> Me too!
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representative.
>> Me too!
>> But Candy, I can also--
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>> Me too!
>> But Candy, I can also--
Ouch!
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>> But Candy, I can also--
Ouch!
It's not easy being me.
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Ouch!
It's not easy being me.
>> That's it!
373
00:12:01,365 --> 00:12:02,797
It's not easy being me.
>> That's it!
That's the problem!
374
00:12:02,799 --> 00:12:04,131
>> That's it!
That's the problem!
I think maybe we gotta make you
375
00:12:04,133 --> 00:12:06,066
That's the problem!
I think maybe we gotta make you
act more like a politician.
376
00:12:06,068 --> 00:12:09,569
I think maybe we gotta make you
act more like a politician.
Come on.
377
00:12:09,571 --> 00:12:10,970
act more like a politician.
Come on.
Look, there's someone.
378
00:12:10,972 --> 00:12:12,004
Come on.
Look, there's someone.
>> Huh?
379
00:12:12,006 --> 00:12:14,239
Look, there's someone.
>> Huh?
>> Good afternoon, Sir or Madam.
380
00:12:14,241 --> 00:12:16,007
>> Huh?
>> Good afternoon, Sir or Madam.
>> Are you gonna hit me?
381
00:12:16,009 --> 00:12:17,008
>> Good afternoon, Sir or Madam.
>> Are you gonna hit me?
>> No.
382
00:12:17,010 --> 00:12:18,676
>> Are you gonna hit me?
>> No.
I'm running for future ruler of
383
00:12:18,678 --> 00:12:20,444
>> No.
I'm running for future ruler of
Kongo Bongo.
384
00:12:20,446 --> 00:12:21,578
I'm running for future ruler of
Kongo Bongo.
¶ Donkey Kong,
385
00:12:21,580 --> 00:12:23,780
Kongo Bongo.
¶ Donkey Kong,
the ape on a mission ¶
386
00:12:23,782 --> 00:12:25,114
¶ Donkey Kong,
the ape on a mission ¶
¶ He's got the answers ¶
387
00:12:25,116 --> 00:12:27,382
the ape on a mission ¶
¶ He's got the answers ¶
¶ He's a politician ¶
388
00:12:27,384 --> 00:12:28,716
¶ He's got the answers ¶
¶ He's a politician ¶
¶ He's not lying ¶
389
00:12:28,718 --> 00:12:30,918
¶ He's a politician ¶
¶ He's not lying ¶
¶ He's just a politician ¶
390
00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:32,419
¶ He's not lying ¶
¶ He's just a politician ¶
¶ Donkey Kong ¶
391
00:12:32,421 --> 00:12:34,387
¶ He's just a politician ¶
¶ Donkey Kong ¶
¶ The ape is on a mission ¶
392
00:12:34,389 --> 00:12:36,122
¶ Donkey Kong ¶
¶ The ape is on a mission ¶
¶ Vote DK! ¶
393
00:12:36,124 --> 00:12:37,123
¶ The ape is on a mission ¶
¶ Vote DK! ¶
>> Eh, huh?
394
00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:38,891
¶ Vote DK! ¶
>> Eh, huh?
>> If you vote for me, I
395
00:12:38,893 --> 00:12:41,326
>> Eh, huh?
>> If you vote for me, I
promise, I won't hit you next
396
00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:42,660
>> If you vote for me, I
promise, I won't hit you next
time you steal the Crystal
397
00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:43,661
promise, I won't hit you next
time you steal the Crystal
Coconut.
398
00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:44,862
time you steal the Crystal
Coconut.
>> Really?
399
00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:46,930
Coconut.
>> Really?
Thanks.
400
00:12:49,767 --> 00:12:53,468
>> That wasn't so hard, now was
it?
>> I don't know, little buddy.
401
00:12:53,470 --> 00:12:55,336
it?
>> I don't know, little buddy.
It wasn't really me.
402
00:12:55,338 --> 00:12:56,804
>> I don't know, little buddy.
It wasn't really me.
>> That's the point!
403
00:12:56,806 --> 00:12:58,105
It wasn't really me.
>> That's the point!
Now, let's get ready for the
404
00:12:58,107 --> 00:13:00,474
>> That's the point!
Now, let's get ready for the
candidates debate!
405
00:13:02,376 --> 00:13:06,645
>> Good luck in the big debate,
DK.
>> Gee, thanks, Candy.
406
00:13:06,647 --> 00:13:08,013
DK.
>> Gee, thanks, Candy.
Does that mean you'll vote for
407
00:13:08,015 --> 00:13:09,147
>> Gee, thanks, Candy.
Does that mean you'll vote for
me?
408
00:13:09,149 --> 00:13:11,048
Does that mean you'll vote for
me?
>> No, I wanna hear what you
409
00:13:11,050 --> 00:13:12,282
me?
>> No, I wanna hear what you
have to say on the issues,
410
00:13:12,284 --> 00:13:13,850
>> No, I wanna hear what you
have to say on the issues,
first.
411
00:13:13,852 --> 00:13:15,518
have to say on the issues,
first.
>> Oh, boy.
412
00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:18,254
first.
>> Oh, boy.
I don't have any opinions.
413
00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:19,588
>> Oh, boy.
I don't have any opinions.
I just want people to vote for
414
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:21,489
I don't have any opinions.
I just want people to vote for
me because they like me.
415
00:13:21,491 --> 00:13:23,524
I just want people to vote for
me because they like me.
>> That just doesn't seem to be
416
00:13:23,526 --> 00:13:25,859
me because they like me.
>> That just doesn't seem to be
enough these days, does it?
417
00:13:25,861 --> 00:13:27,427
>> That just doesn't seem to be
enough these days, does it?
>> Well that's what I stand for.
418
00:13:27,429 --> 00:13:29,028
enough these days, does it?
>> Well that's what I stand for.
Good old Donkey Kong!
419
00:13:29,030 --> 00:13:30,129
>> Well that's what I stand for.
Good old Donkey Kong!
>> Hmm.
420
00:13:30,131 --> 00:13:33,031
Good old Donkey Kong!
>> Hmm.
I suppose that might work, too.
421
00:13:33,033 --> 00:13:34,198
>> Hmm.
I suppose that might work, too.
>> What do you mean, "that might
422
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,199
I suppose that might work, too.
>> What do you mean, "that might
work"?
423
00:13:35,201 --> 00:13:36,233
>> What do you mean, "that might
work"?
>> Oh, nothing, it's just that--
424
00:13:36,235 --> 00:13:37,234
work"?
>> Oh, nothing, it's just that--
>> What?
425
00:13:37,236 --> 00:13:38,235
>> Oh, nothing, it's just that--
>> What?
What?
426
00:13:38,237 --> 00:13:39,236
>> What?
What?
Tell me!
427
00:13:39,238 --> 00:13:41,938
What?
Tell me!
>> Well, since you asked.
428
00:13:41,940 --> 00:13:45,074
Tell me!
>> Well, since you asked.
Everybody already knows you.
429
00:13:45,076 --> 00:13:46,775
>> Well, since you asked.
Everybody already knows you.
Maybe you should enlighten the
430
00:13:46,777 --> 00:13:48,843
Everybody already knows you.
Maybe you should enlighten the
voters on the other candidates,
431
00:13:48,845 --> 00:13:51,612
Maybe you should enlighten the
voters on the other candidates,
for example.
432
00:13:51,614 --> 00:13:53,680
voters on the other candidates,
for example.
>> Maybe he's right.
433
00:13:53,682 --> 00:13:55,515
for example.
>> Maybe he's right.
Everybody already knows exactly
434
00:13:55,517 --> 00:13:57,316
>> Maybe he's right.
Everybody already knows exactly
who I am.
435
00:13:57,318 --> 00:13:58,550
Everybody already knows exactly
who I am.
Donkey Kong!
436
00:13:58,552 --> 00:14:00,718
who I am.
Donkey Kong!
He's a fighter!
437
00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:01,885
Donkey Kong!
He's a fighter!
Donkey Kong!
438
00:14:01,887 --> 00:14:03,820
He's a fighter!
Donkey Kong!
His below the belt!
439
00:14:03,822 --> 00:14:05,054
Donkey Kong!
His below the belt!
Donkey Kong!
440
00:14:05,056 --> 00:14:07,322
His below the belt!
Donkey Kong!
Nothing is too low!
441
00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:10,325
Donkey Kong!
Nothing is too low!
Can you spell "sneer"?
442
00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:11,726
Nothing is too low!
Can you spell "sneer"?
Vote Donkey Kong!
443
00:14:11,728 --> 00:14:14,195
Can you spell "sneer"?
Vote Donkey Kong!
(Metallic punching noise)
444
00:14:14,197 --> 00:14:18,699
Vote Donkey Kong!
(Metallic punching noise)
(Quiet chatter)
445
00:14:18,701 --> 00:14:20,534
(Metallic punching noise)
(Quiet chatter)
>> And how would you, as future
446
00:14:20,536 --> 00:14:22,502
(Quiet chatter)
>> And how would you, as future
leader of Kongo Bongo, deal with
447
00:14:22,504 --> 00:14:24,270
>> And how would you, as future
leader of Kongo Bongo, deal with
the banana situation?
448
00:14:24,272 --> 00:14:26,138
leader of Kongo Bongo, deal with
the banana situation?
>> I'm all for anything that
449
00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:28,340
the banana situation?
>> I'm all for anything that
encourages economic growth and
450
00:14:28,342 --> 00:14:30,675
>> I'm all for anything that
encourages economic growth and
prosperity, and by that I mean
451
00:14:30,677 --> 00:14:32,443
encourages economic growth and
prosperity, and by that I mean
my economic growth and
452
00:14:32,445 --> 00:14:34,044
prosperity, and by that I mean
my economic growth and
prosperity.
453
00:14:34,046 --> 00:14:36,179
my economic growth and
prosperity.
>> Isn't that just like Bluster,
454
00:14:36,181 --> 00:14:38,848
prosperity.
>> Isn't that just like Bluster,
who I heard cheats on his taxes
455
00:14:38,850 --> 00:14:40,616
>> Isn't that just like Bluster,
who I heard cheats on his taxes
and wears a toupee!
456
00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:41,617
who I heard cheats on his taxes
and wears a toupee!
(All gasping)
457
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:43,919
and wears a toupee!
(All gasping)
>> Well I-- how-- but--
458
00:14:43,921 --> 00:14:45,587
(All gasping)
>> Well I-- how-- but--
>> That was so mean of Donkey
459
00:14:45,589 --> 00:14:46,688
>> Well I-- how-- but--
>> That was so mean of Donkey
Kong!
460
00:14:46,690 --> 00:14:47,689
>> That was so mean of Donkey
Kong!
>> Candidates.
461
00:14:47,691 --> 00:14:49,557
Kong!
>> Candidates.
Your position on the ape-lizard
462
00:14:49,559 --> 00:14:50,558
>> Candidates.
Your position on the ape-lizard
conflict.
463
00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:51,592
Your position on the ape-lizard
conflict.
King K. Rool.
464
00:14:51,594 --> 00:14:52,793
conflict.
King K. Rool.
(Clearing throat)
465
00:14:52,795 --> 00:14:54,427
King K. Rool.
(Clearing throat)
>> If you elect me your future
466
00:14:54,429 --> 00:14:57,897
(Clearing throat)
>> If you elect me your future
ruler of Kongo Bongo, I propose
467
00:14:57,899 --> 00:15:00,566
>> If you elect me your future
ruler of Kongo Bongo, I propose
an immediate truce, so that we
468
00:15:00,568 --> 00:15:04,136
ruler of Kongo Bongo, I propose
an immediate truce, so that we
may live together, as brothers.
469
00:15:04,138 --> 00:15:08,106
an immediate truce, so that we
may live together, as brothers.
(Cheering)
470
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,907
may live together, as brothers.
(Cheering)
>> Well, King K. Rool is a
471
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,709
(Cheering)
>> Well, King K. Rool is a
low-down, no-good,
472
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,544
>> Well, King K. Rool is a
low-down, no-good,
coconut-stealing thief!
473
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,078
low-down, no-good,
coconut-stealing thief!
(Gasping)
474
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,747
coconut-stealing thief!
(Gasping)
And he never calls his mother on
475
00:15:17,749 --> 00:15:18,781
(Gasping)
And he never calls his mother on
her birthday.
476
00:15:18,783 --> 00:15:19,782
And he never calls his mother on
her birthday.
(Gasping)
477
00:15:19,784 --> 00:15:21,850
her birthday.
(Gasping)
(All talking at once)
478
00:15:23,853 --> 00:15:28,288
>> DK, what were you thinking in
there?
>> Just telling it like it is,
479
00:15:28,290 --> 00:15:31,491
there?
>> Just telling it like it is,
and everybody loves me for it!
480
00:15:31,493 --> 00:15:32,492
>> Just telling it like it is,
and everybody loves me for it!
Watch.
481
00:15:32,494 --> 00:15:34,794
and everybody loves me for it!
Watch.
>> Can you believe DK is saying
482
00:15:34,796 --> 00:15:37,263
Watch.
>> Can you believe DK is saying
all those nasty things?
483
00:15:37,265 --> 00:15:39,098
>> Can you believe DK is saying
all those nasty things?
>> The donkey dude is way out of
484
00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:40,199
all those nasty things?
>> The donkey dude is way out of
bounds.
485
00:15:40,201 --> 00:15:41,900
>> The donkey dude is way out of
bounds.
>> Spreading lies about his
486
00:15:41,902 --> 00:15:42,901
bounds.
>> Spreading lies about his
opponents.
487
00:15:42,903 --> 00:15:43,968
>> Spreading lies about his
opponents.
Tsk tsk.
488
00:15:43,970 --> 00:15:47,104
opponents.
Tsk tsk.
Who's gonna vote for him now?
489
00:15:47,106 --> 00:15:49,706
Tsk tsk.
Who's gonna vote for him now?
(Cheering)
490
00:15:59,850 --> 00:16:06,355
>> Donkey Kong, where are you?
>> Who cares where I am, little
buddy?
491
00:16:06,357 --> 00:16:08,056
>> Who cares where I am, little
buddy?
I'm not the monkeys' choice.
492
00:16:08,058 --> 00:16:09,857
buddy?
I'm not the monkeys' choice.
I'm nobody's choice!
493
00:16:09,859 --> 00:16:11,258
I'm not the monkeys' choice.
I'm nobody's choice!
>> Ah, come on.
494
00:16:11,260 --> 00:16:12,559
I'm nobody's choice!
>> Ah, come on.
Lots of folks are gonna vote for
495
00:16:12,561 --> 00:16:14,160
>> Ah, come on.
Lots of folks are gonna vote for
you.
496
00:16:14,162 --> 00:16:15,394
Lots of folks are gonna vote for
you.
>> No they're not.
497
00:16:15,396 --> 00:16:16,561
you.
>> No they're not.
It was hard enough to get them
498
00:16:16,563 --> 00:16:17,962
>> No they're not.
It was hard enough to get them
to vote for me when I was just
499
00:16:17,964 --> 00:16:19,063
It was hard enough to get them
to vote for me when I was just
me.
500
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,397
to vote for me when I was just
me.
But now I'm a me who says rotten
501
00:16:20,399 --> 00:16:22,565
me.
But now I'm a me who says rotten
things about my opponents.
502
00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:23,632
But now I'm a me who says rotten
things about my opponents.
I don't know why I listened to
503
00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:24,633
things about my opponents.
I don't know why I listened to
K. Rool.
504
00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:25,800
I don't know why I listened to
K. Rool.
>> Jumpin' jungle berries!
505
00:16:25,802 --> 00:16:27,501
K. Rool.
>> Jumpin' jungle berries!
Are you saying K. Rool tricked
506
00:16:27,503 --> 00:16:28,635
>> Jumpin' jungle berries!
Are you saying K. Rool tricked
you?
507
00:16:28,637 --> 00:16:30,970
Are you saying K. Rool tricked
you?
>> Gee, I uh--
508
00:16:30,972 --> 00:16:31,971
you?
>> Gee, I uh--
(Sighing)
509
00:16:31,973 --> 00:16:33,172
>> Gee, I uh--
(Sighing)
Yeah, he tricked me.
510
00:16:33,174 --> 00:16:34,706
(Sighing)
Yeah, he tricked me.
>> I knew it, I knew it, I knew
511
00:16:34,708 --> 00:16:35,707
Yeah, he tricked me.
>> I knew it, I knew it, I knew
it!
512
00:16:35,709 --> 00:16:37,241
>> I knew it, I knew it, I knew
it!
I knew K. Rool couldn't change!
513
00:16:37,243 --> 00:16:39,009
it!
I knew K. Rool couldn't change!
He's the same as he always is.
514
00:16:39,011 --> 00:16:40,777
I knew K. Rool couldn't change!
He's the same as he always is.
Evil, evil, evil!
515
00:16:40,779 --> 00:16:41,911
He's the same as he always is.
Evil, evil, evil!
>> So what?
516
00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:43,312
Evil, evil, evil!
>> So what?
Nobody else knows!
517
00:16:43,314 --> 00:16:45,580
>> So what?
Nobody else knows!
They all think he's a great guy!
518
00:16:45,582 --> 00:16:46,981
Nobody else knows!
They all think he's a great guy!
>> What if we showed them
519
00:16:46,983 --> 00:16:48,248
They all think he's a great guy!
>> What if we showed them
differently.
520
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:49,382
>> What if we showed them
differently.
>> How?
521
00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:51,450
differently.
>> How?
>> Follow me.
522
00:16:53,419 --> 00:16:58,122
>> What if Cranky shows up?
>> We'll take the chance.
523
00:17:00,558 --> 00:17:06,328
Stage one, complete.
Let's go.
>> Are ya sure?
524
00:17:06,330 --> 00:17:07,329
Let's go.
>> Are ya sure?
>> Don't you wanna show
525
00:17:07,331 --> 00:17:08,663
>> Are ya sure?
>> Don't you wanna show
everybody what K. Rool is really
526
00:17:08,665 --> 00:17:10,197
>> Don't you wanna show
everybody what K. Rool is really
like before they all go out and
527
00:17:10,199 --> 00:17:11,231
everybody what K. Rool is really
like before they all go out and
vote for him?
528
00:17:11,233 --> 00:17:12,232
like before they all go out and
vote for him?
>> Yes.
529
00:17:12,234 --> 00:17:14,901
vote for him?
>> Yes.
>> Then I'm sure.
530
00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:16,936
>> Yes.
>> Then I'm sure.
>> Strike!
531
00:17:16,938 --> 00:17:18,237
>> Then I'm sure.
>> Strike!
>> K. ROOL: Ouch.
532
00:17:18,239 --> 00:17:21,573
>> Strike!
>> K. ROOL: Ouch.
Hey, what the--
533
00:17:21,575 --> 00:17:23,741
>> K. ROOL: Ouch.
Hey, what the--
>> Why did you call us here, DK,
534
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:24,808
Hey, what the--
>> Why did you call us here, DK,
and I'm right in the middle of
535
00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:25,809
>> Why did you call us here, DK,
and I'm right in the middle of
work!
536
00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:26,810
and I'm right in the middle of
work!
>> I don't have time to stand
537
00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:28,878
work!
>> I don't have time to stand
around staring at--
538
00:17:32,148 --> 00:17:37,584
>> Looky, folks.
The Crystal Coconut is gone!
I wonder which green, slimy
539
00:17:37,586 --> 00:17:39,018
The Crystal Coconut is gone!
I wonder which green, slimy
candidate might have taken it.
540
00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:40,019
I wonder which green, slimy
candidate might have taken it.
>> How do you know that he took
541
00:17:40,021 --> 00:17:41,020
candidate might have taken it.
>> How do you know that he took
it?
542
00:17:41,022 --> 00:17:42,654
>> How do you know that he took
it?
Is this another one of your mean
543
00:17:42,656 --> 00:17:43,655
it?
Is this another one of your mean
lies?
544
00:17:43,657 --> 00:17:44,789
Is this another one of your mean
lies?
>> All I'm saying is that the
545
00:17:44,791 --> 00:17:46,524
lies?
>> All I'm saying is that the
coconut is gone, and King K.
546
00:17:46,526 --> 00:17:47,625
>> All I'm saying is that the
coconut is gone, and King K.
Rool is--
547
00:17:47,627 --> 00:17:50,661
coconut is gone, and King K.
Rool is--
>> Here, to return the Crystal
548
00:17:50,663 --> 00:17:52,896
Rool is--
>> Here, to return the Crystal
Coconut.
549
00:17:52,898 --> 00:17:54,964
>> Here, to return the Crystal
Coconut.
This precious symbol of our
550
00:17:54,966 --> 00:17:57,433
Coconut.
This precious symbol of our
great island came into my
551
00:17:57,435 --> 00:17:58,734
This precious symbol of our
great island came into my
possession.
552
00:17:58,736 --> 00:18:00,802
great island came into my
possession.
I wish to return it to its safe
553
00:18:00,804 --> 00:18:03,104
possession.
I wish to return it to its safe
and rightful place of honour.
554
00:18:03,106 --> 00:18:04,338
I wish to return it to its safe
and rightful place of honour.
>> Wait a minute!
555
00:18:04,340 --> 00:18:06,139
and rightful place of honour.
>> Wait a minute!
Isn't anybody gonna ask how he
556
00:18:06,141 --> 00:18:07,373
>> Wait a minute!
Isn't anybody gonna ask how he
got it?
557
00:18:07,375 --> 00:18:08,374
Isn't anybody gonna ask how he
got it?
>> Hmm.
558
00:18:08,376 --> 00:18:10,075
got it?
>> Hmm.
Perhaps we should ask whoever
559
00:18:10,077 --> 00:18:13,178
>> Hmm.
Perhaps we should ask whoever
was supposed to be guarding it.
560
00:18:13,180 --> 00:18:14,712
Perhaps we should ask whoever
was supposed to be guarding it.
>> Yes, Donkey Kong.
561
00:18:14,714 --> 00:18:16,847
was supposed to be guarding it.
>> Yes, Donkey Kong.
Maybe you can explain.
562
00:18:16,849 --> 00:18:17,848
>> Yes, Donkey Kong.
Maybe you can explain.
>> I can.
563
00:18:17,850 --> 00:18:18,982
Maybe you can explain.
>> I can.
>> ALL: Mm-hm.
564
00:18:18,984 --> 00:18:21,517
>> I can.
>> ALL: Mm-hm.
>> But not very well.
565
00:18:21,519 --> 00:18:24,086
>> ALL: Mm-hm.
>> But not very well.
But hey, enough about me!
566
00:18:24,088 --> 00:18:25,954
>> But not very well.
But hey, enough about me!
It's back safe and sound.
567
00:18:25,956 --> 00:18:27,155
But hey, enough about me!
It's back safe and sound.
(Nervous chuckling)
568
00:18:27,157 --> 00:18:29,924
It's back safe and sound.
(Nervous chuckling)
(Cheering)
569
00:18:29,926 --> 00:18:32,293
(Nervous chuckling)
(Cheering)
>> And now, if you'll excuse me,
570
00:18:32,295 --> 00:18:34,128
(Cheering)
>> And now, if you'll excuse me,
I have an election campaign to
571
00:18:34,130 --> 00:18:35,162
>> And now, if you'll excuse me,
I have an election campaign to
attend to.
572
00:18:35,164 --> 00:18:37,097
I have an election campaign to
attend to.
I hope I can count on your
573
00:18:37,099 --> 00:18:38,098
attend to.
I hope I can count on your
votes!
574
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:39,099
I hope I can count on your
votes!
(Chuckling)
575
00:18:39,101 --> 00:18:40,100
votes!
(Chuckling)
>> ALL: K. Rool for future
576
00:18:40,102 --> 00:18:41,101
(Chuckling)
>> ALL: K. Rool for future
ruler!
577
00:18:41,103 --> 00:18:42,102
>> ALL: K. Rool for future
ruler!
K. Rool for future ruler!
578
00:18:42,104 --> 00:18:43,136
ruler!
K. Rool for future ruler!
>> You should be ashamed of
579
00:18:43,138 --> 00:18:44,470
K. Rool for future ruler!
>> You should be ashamed of
yourself, DK.
580
00:18:44,472 --> 00:18:45,471
>> You should be ashamed of
yourself, DK.
>> ALL: K. Rool for future
581
00:18:45,473 --> 00:18:46,472
yourself, DK.
>> ALL: K. Rool for future
ruler!
582
00:18:46,474 --> 00:18:48,040
>> ALL: K. Rool for future
ruler!
>> K. Rool for future--
583
00:18:48,042 --> 00:18:49,775
ruler!
>> K. Rool for future--
Nothing.
584
00:18:49,777 --> 00:18:51,076
>> K. Rool for future--
Nothing.
>> K. ROOL: Muahahah!
585
00:18:51,078 --> 00:18:53,178
Nothing.
>> K. ROOL: Muahahah!
>> You gave back the coconut?!
586
00:18:53,180 --> 00:18:55,513
>> K. ROOL: Muahahah!
>> You gave back the coconut?!
>> Hahaha!
587
00:18:55,515 --> 00:18:57,748
>> You gave back the coconut?!
>> Hahaha!
I gave it back because, now when
588
00:18:57,750 --> 00:19:00,016
>> Hahaha!
I gave it back because, now when
I steal it, they'll never
589
00:19:00,018 --> 00:19:01,751
I gave it back because, now when
I steal it, they'll never
believe it was me!
590
00:19:01,753 --> 00:19:03,219
I steal it, they'll never
believe it was me!
>> Sir, I thought you were
591
00:19:03,221 --> 00:19:04,353
believe it was me!
>> Sir, I thought you were
satisfied with winning the
592
00:19:04,355 --> 00:19:05,354
>> Sir, I thought you were
satisfied with winning the
election.
593
00:19:05,356 --> 00:19:06,388
satisfied with winning the
election.
>> Oh, I was!
594
00:19:06,390 --> 00:19:08,723
election.
>> Oh, I was!
But then I realized, winning is
595
00:19:08,725 --> 00:19:11,292
>> Oh, I was!
But then I realized, winning is
nice, but stealing is much more
596
00:19:11,294 --> 00:19:12,693
But then I realized, winning is
nice, but stealing is much more
fun!
597
00:19:12,695 --> 00:19:14,127
nice, but stealing is much more
fun!
I suppose it's true what my
598
00:19:14,129 --> 00:19:16,562
fun!
I suppose it's true what my
worthy opponent said about me.
599
00:19:16,564 --> 00:19:18,964
I suppose it's true what my
worthy opponent said about me.
I am a low-down, no-good,
600
00:19:18,966 --> 00:19:21,633
worthy opponent said about me.
I am a low-down, no-good,
coconut-stealing thief!
601
00:19:21,635 --> 00:19:22,967
I am a low-down, no-good,
coconut-stealing thief!
Now listen.
602
00:19:22,969 --> 00:19:24,969
coconut-stealing thief!
Now listen.
(Whispering)
603
00:19:24,971 --> 00:19:25,970
Now listen.
(Whispering)
>> When will we know the
604
00:19:25,972 --> 00:19:26,971
(Whispering)
>> When will we know the
results?
605
00:19:26,973 --> 00:19:28,572
>> When will we know the
results?
>> Just a few more voters to go,
606
00:19:28,574 --> 00:19:29,706
results?
>> Just a few more voters to go,
and then I'll tally up the
607
00:19:29,708 --> 00:19:33,209
>> Just a few more voters to go,
and then I'll tally up the
ballots.
608
00:19:33,211 --> 00:19:34,710
and then I'll tally up the
ballots.
>> May I have another?
609
00:19:34,712 --> 00:19:35,844
ballots.
>> May I have another?
>> Sorry, Bluster.
610
00:19:35,846 --> 00:19:36,911
>> May I have another?
>> Sorry, Bluster.
One vote each.
611
00:19:36,913 --> 00:19:38,345
>> Sorry, Bluster.
One vote each.
That's how it works.
612
00:19:38,347 --> 00:19:40,313
One vote each.
That's how it works.
>> You mean, I get the same
613
00:19:40,315 --> 00:19:42,882
That's how it works.
>> You mean, I get the same
number of votes as him?
614
00:19:42,884 --> 00:19:46,285
>> You mean, I get the same
number of votes as him?
And you call this a democracy!
615
00:19:46,287 --> 00:19:48,120
number of votes as him?
And you call this a democracy!
>> We're here to exercise our
616
00:19:48,122 --> 00:19:50,355
And you call this a democracy!
>> We're here to exercise our
democratic franchise.
617
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,589
>> We're here to exercise our
democratic franchise.
>> Uh, beggin' your pardon, Sir.
618
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:52,590
democratic franchise.
>> Uh, beggin' your pardon, Sir.
I thought we were gonna steal--
619
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:53,591
>> Uh, beggin' your pardon, Sir.
I thought we were gonna steal--
Oof!
620
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:54,592
I thought we were gonna steal--
Oof!
(Chuckling)
621
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,660
Oof!
(Chuckling)
>> Oh, never mind him.
622
00:19:57,595 --> 00:20:00,063
Now you two know what to do.
623
00:20:03,434 --> 00:20:08,203
>> Come on, coco buddy.
What am I supposed to do?
K. Rool really does seem better
624
00:20:08,205 --> 00:20:09,804
What am I supposed to do?
K. Rool really does seem better
qualified than me to be the
625
00:20:09,806 --> 00:20:11,071
K. Rool really does seem better
qualified than me to be the
future ruler.
626
00:20:11,073 --> 00:20:13,006
qualified than me to be the
future ruler.
Should I vote for him?
627
00:20:13,008 --> 00:20:14,941
future ruler.
Should I vote for him?
I wanna do the right thing!
628
00:20:14,943 --> 00:20:17,243
Should I vote for him?
I wanna do the right thing!
Can't ya give me a sign?
629
00:20:17,245 --> 00:20:18,978
I wanna do the right thing!
Can't ya give me a sign?
(Creaking)
630
00:20:18,980 --> 00:20:20,179
Can't ya give me a sign?
(Creaking)
>> Ah.
631
00:20:20,181 --> 00:20:21,813
(Creaking)
>> Ah.
My little gem.
632
00:20:21,815 --> 00:20:23,314
>> Ah.
My little gem.
Now you're all mine!
633
00:20:23,316 --> 00:20:24,581
My little gem.
Now you're all mine!
(Chuckling)
634
00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:26,516
Now you're all mine!
(Chuckling)
And by the time anybody even
635
00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:28,551
(Chuckling)
And by the time anybody even
realizes, it will be too late to
636
00:20:28,553 --> 00:20:30,252
And by the time anybody even
realizes, it will be too late to
do anything about it.
637
00:20:30,254 --> 00:20:31,586
realizes, it will be too late to
do anything about it.
>> Thanks, Coconut!
638
00:20:31,588 --> 00:20:33,754
do anything about it.
>> Thanks, Coconut!
That's just the sign I needed!
639
00:20:33,756 --> 00:20:35,255
>> Thanks, Coconut!
That's just the sign I needed!
>> Let's go!
640
00:20:35,257 --> 00:20:36,689
That's just the sign I needed!
>> Let's go!
>> But I didn't get to vote.
641
00:20:36,691 --> 00:20:37,690
>> Let's go!
>> But I didn't get to vote.
(Sighing)
642
00:20:37,692 --> 00:20:38,791
>> But I didn't get to vote.
(Sighing)
>> He's got the coconut!
643
00:20:38,793 --> 00:20:40,058
(Sighing)
>> He's got the coconut!
>> Ooh!
644
00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:41,492
>> He's got the coconut!
>> Ooh!
>> Every vote counts!
645
00:20:41,494 --> 00:20:43,227
>> Ooh!
>> Every vote counts!
>> Hyah!
646
00:20:43,229 --> 00:20:46,763
>> Every vote counts!
>> Hyah!
>> Get the coconut, Krusha!
647
00:20:46,765 --> 00:20:48,531
>> Hyah!
>> Get the coconut, Krusha!
>> Oh, oh, oh.
648
00:20:48,533 --> 00:20:49,665
>> Get the coconut, Krusha!
>> Oh, oh, oh.
(Grunting)
649
00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:50,666
>> Oh, oh, oh.
(Grunting)
>> Hey!
650
00:20:50,668 --> 00:20:51,667
(Grunting)
>> Hey!
>> Huh?
651
00:20:51,669 --> 00:20:52,668
>> Hey!
>> Huh?
Whoa!
652
00:20:52,670 --> 00:20:54,770
>> Huh?
Whoa!
(Crashing)
653
00:20:54,772 --> 00:20:57,839
Whoa!
(Crashing)
You promised not to hit me.
654
00:20:57,841 --> 00:20:59,140
(Crashing)
You promised not to hit me.
>> You're right!
655
00:20:59,142 --> 00:21:00,141
You promised not to hit me.
>> You're right!
I did.
656
00:21:00,143 --> 00:21:02,109
>> You're right!
I did.
It was a campaign promise.
657
00:21:02,111 --> 00:21:03,610
I did.
It was a campaign promise.
And it's one I can keep.
658
00:21:03,612 --> 00:21:05,778
It was a campaign promise.
And it's one I can keep.
>> Gee, thanks.
659
00:21:05,780 --> 00:21:09,148
And it's one I can keep.
>> Gee, thanks.
>> If you give me the coconut.
660
00:21:09,150 --> 00:21:11,350
>> Gee, thanks.
>> If you give me the coconut.
>> Enjoy it while you can,
661
00:21:11,352 --> 00:21:12,884
>> If you give me the coconut.
>> Enjoy it while you can,
Donkey Kong!
662
00:21:12,886 --> 00:21:15,052
>> Enjoy it while you can,
Donkey Kong!
It will be mine soon enough!
663
00:21:15,054 --> 00:21:17,154
Donkey Kong!
It will be mine soon enough!
Have you tallied the votes yet?
664
00:21:17,156 --> 00:21:18,288
It will be mine soon enough!
Have you tallied the votes yet?
>> I don't believe this.
665
00:21:18,290 --> 00:21:19,289
Have you tallied the votes yet?
>> I don't believe this.
It's impossible!
666
00:21:19,291 --> 00:21:20,290
>> I don't believe this.
It's impossible!
>> Did I win?
667
00:21:20,292 --> 00:21:21,291
It's impossible!
>> Did I win?
Did I win?
668
00:21:21,293 --> 00:21:22,625
>> Did I win?
Did I win?
>> No, you got one vote.
669
00:21:22,627 --> 00:21:23,626
Did I win?
>> No, you got one vote.
>> One?!
670
00:21:23,628 --> 00:21:25,027
>> No, you got one vote.
>> One?!
It can't be!
671
00:21:25,029 --> 00:21:26,928
>> One?!
It can't be!
I voted for me, and Mumsy's
672
00:21:26,930 --> 00:21:28,629
It can't be!
I voted for me, and Mumsy's
vote makes--
673
00:21:28,631 --> 00:21:32,032
I voted for me, and Mumsy's
vote makes--
My own mumsy didn't vote for me!
674
00:21:33,934 --> 00:21:39,104
>> Donkey Kong and King K. Rool
have the same number of votes!
And everybody's voted!
675
00:21:39,106 --> 00:21:41,272
have the same number of votes!
And everybody's voted!
>> I haven't.
676
00:21:41,274 --> 00:21:42,606
And everybody's voted!
>> I haven't.
>> ALL: What?
677
00:21:42,608 --> 00:21:44,007
>> I haven't.
>> ALL: What?
(Chuckling)
678
00:21:44,009 --> 00:21:46,242
>> ALL: What?
(Chuckling)
>> Well, well, well.
679
00:21:46,244 --> 00:21:48,244
(Chuckling)
>> Well, well, well.
It looks like we have our
680
00:21:48,246 --> 00:21:49,345
>> Well, well, well.
It looks like we have our
tie-breaker.
681
00:21:49,347 --> 00:21:51,113
It looks like we have our
tie-breaker.
Come along, Krusha.
682
00:21:51,115 --> 00:21:52,647
tie-breaker.
Come along, Krusha.
You must exercise your
683
00:21:52,649 --> 00:21:54,515
Come along, Krusha.
You must exercise your
democratic right to vote!
684
00:21:54,517 --> 00:21:56,984
You must exercise your
democratic right to vote!
>> Yeah, right.
685
00:21:59,921 --> 00:22:05,325
>> How do ya make an X?
>> Just get in there and vote!
686
00:22:10,531 --> 00:22:15,167
>> He voted for,
Donkey Kong!
(Applause)
687
00:22:15,169 --> 00:22:16,902
Donkey Kong!
(Applause)
>> How could you do this?!
688
00:22:16,904 --> 00:22:18,904
(Applause)
>> How could you do this?!
How could you vote for that,
689
00:22:18,906 --> 00:22:21,373
>> How could you do this?!
How could you vote for that,
that, monkey?
690
00:22:21,375 --> 00:22:24,809
How could you vote for that,
that, monkey?
>> Because, he kept his promise!
691
00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:25,943
that, monkey?
>> Because, he kept his promise!
>> I won.
692
00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:26,944
>> Because, he kept his promise!
>> I won.
I won!
693
00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:28,445
>> I won.
I won!
>> Yay, DK!
694
00:22:28,447 --> 00:22:29,613
I won!
>> Yay, DK!
(Laughing)
695
00:22:29,615 --> 00:22:30,614
>> Yay, DK!
(Laughing)
I knew you could do it, my
696
00:22:30,616 --> 00:22:32,782
(Laughing)
I knew you could do it, my
democratically chosen big buddy!
697
00:22:32,784 --> 00:22:34,583
I knew you could do it, my
democratically chosen big buddy!
>> I'm the duly elected future
698
00:22:34,585 --> 00:22:36,751
democratically chosen big buddy!
>> I'm the duly elected future
ruler of Kongo Bongo!
699
00:22:36,753 --> 00:22:38,385
>> I'm the duly elected future
ruler of Kongo Bongo!
I'd just like to say, I've
700
00:22:38,387 --> 00:22:39,819
ruler of Kongo Bongo!
I'd just like to say, I've
learned that issues are more
701
00:22:39,821 --> 00:22:41,353
I'd just like to say, I've
learned that issues are more
important than winning because
702
00:22:41,355 --> 00:22:42,554
learned that issues are more
important than winning because
I'm me!
703
00:22:42,556 --> 00:22:44,556
important than winning because
I'm me!
So, what issue would you like me
704
00:22:44,558 --> 00:22:45,757
I'm me!
So, what issue would you like me
to tackle first?
705
00:22:45,759 --> 00:22:47,024
So, what issue would you like me
to tackle first?
>> Well, you could clean up this
706
00:22:47,026 --> 00:22:48,225
to tackle first?
>> Well, you could clean up this
place.
707
00:22:48,227 --> 00:22:49,426
>> Well, you could clean up this
place.
>> Okay.
708
00:22:49,428 --> 00:22:50,960
place.
>> Okay.
Get rid of corruption, make the
709
00:22:50,962 --> 00:22:52,461
>> Okay.
Get rid of corruption, make the
streets safe, get tough on
710
00:22:52,463 --> 00:22:53,895
Get rid of corruption, make the
streets safe, get tough on
crime, or I can do--
711
00:22:53,897 --> 00:22:55,263
streets safe, get tough on
crime, or I can do--
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
712
00:22:55,265 --> 00:22:56,264
crime, or I can do--
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Never mind that.
713
00:22:56,266 --> 00:22:58,866
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Never mind that.
(Thudding and grunting)
714
00:22:58,868 --> 00:23:02,603
Never mind that.
(Thudding and grunting)
Just clean up the place!
715
00:23:02,605 --> 00:23:04,671
(Thudding and grunting)
Just clean up the place!
(Groaning)
716
00:23:10,911 --> 00:23:25,991
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