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¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

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¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ ¶ Ooh ¶

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¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

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¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶

¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶

¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

(Machinery clanking)

>> You know, Candy, if you were

to say the right words, some day

all of this could be yours.

>> Get lost, Bluster.

>> Those weren't the actual words I had in mind. >> I'm trying to finish my work

words I had in mind. >> I'm trying to finish my work so I can have lunch with Donkey

>> I'm trying to finish my work so I can have lunch with Donkey Kong.

so I can have lunch with Donkey Kong. >> Why waste time with that

Kong. >> Why waste time with that unlovable loser when you can

>> Why waste time with that unlovable loser when you can have the richest, most eligible

unlovable loser when you can have the richest, most eligible ape on Kongo Bongo?

have the richest, most eligible ape on Kongo Bongo? >> Because DK loves me.

ape on Kongo Bongo? >> Because DK loves me. He calls me...

>> Because DK loves me. He calls me... (Giggling)

He calls me... (Giggling) The "gorilla his dreams."

(Giggling) The "gorilla his dreams." >> Oh, please.

The "gorilla his dreams." >> Oh, please. Your Donkey Kong is nothing

>> Oh, please. Your Donkey Kong is nothing compared to me.

Your Donkey Kong is nothing compared to me. >> Yeah, well, he'd do anything

compared to me. >> Yeah, well, he'd do anything for me.

>> Yeah, well, he'd do anything for me. >> Would he, now?

for me. >> Would he, now? >> Yes, he would.

>> Would he, now? >> Yes, he would. >> Would he... marry you?

>> Yes, he would. >> Would he... marry you? Hmm?

>> Would he... marry you? Hmm? Hmm?

Hmm? Hmm? >> Of course he'd marry me.

Hmm? >> Of course he'd marry me. He'd marry me like...

>> Of course he'd marry me. He'd marry me like... that.

He'd marry me like... that. >> DK: Hey, Candy!

that. >> DK: Hey, Candy! >> I'll show you true love.

>> DK: Hey, Candy! >> I'll show you true love. Watch this.

>> I'll show you true love. Watch this. >> Are you sure Candy won't mind

Watch this. >> Are you sure Candy won't mind if you break your lunch date to

>> Are you sure Candy won't mind if you break your lunch date to go fishing?

if you break your lunch date to go fishing? >> That's the great thing about

go fishing? >> That's the great thing about having a girlfriend.

>> That's the great thing about having a girlfriend. They don't care about stuff like

having a girlfriend. They don't care about stuff like that.

They don't care about stuff like that. Now hide this, quick!

that. Now hide this, quick! Here she comes!

Now hide this, quick! Here she comes! >> Oh, DK, I'm wondering if I

Here she comes! >> Oh, DK, I'm wondering if I could ask you a little favour.

>> Oh, DK, I'm wondering if I could ask you a little favour. >> Anything for you, Candy.

could ask you a little favour. >> Anything for you, Candy. And I have a favour to ask too.

>> Anything for you, Candy. And I have a favour to ask too. >> Well, you go first.

And I have a favour to ask too. >> Well, you go first. >> Watch this.

>> Well, you go first. >> Watch this. Do you mind if I postpone our

>> Watch this. Do you mind if I postpone our lunch date?

Do you mind if I postpone our lunch date? Diddy and I have some very

lunch date? Diddy and I have some very important business to take

Diddy and I have some very important business to take care of.

important business to take care of. >> Sure, not at all, if you do

care of. >> Sure, not at all, if you do my my favour in return.

>> Sure, not at all, if you do my my favour in return. >> Anything, my sweet banana

my my favour in return. >> Anything, my sweet banana muffin.

>> Anything, my sweet banana muffin. >> Will you... marry me?

muffin. >> Will you... marry me? >> No problem.

>> Will you... marry me? >> No problem. I can do that.

>> No problem. I can do that. I told you--

I can do that. I told you-- Will I what?

I told you-- Will I what? >> Marry me.

Will I what? >> Marry me. Will you marry me?

>> Marry me. Will you marry me? >> Jeepin' junglebugs, that's a

Will you marry me? >> Jeepin' junglebugs, that's a heck of a favour.

>> Jeepin' junglebugs, that's a heck of a favour. >> Well?

heck of a favour. >> Well? >> Uh, isn't the guy supposed to

>> Well? >> Uh, isn't the guy supposed to ask the girl?

>> Uh, isn't the guy supposed to ask the girl? >> Okay then, go ahead and ask.

ask the girl? >> Okay then, go ahead and ask. >> I--

>> Okay then, go ahead and ask. >> I-- Well, you know, I don't really

>> I-- Well, you know, I don't really need a favour from you--

Well, you know, I don't really need a favour from you-- >> Well, Donkey Kong, what do

need a favour from you-- >> Well, Donkey Kong, what do you say?

>> Well, Donkey Kong, what do you say? >> I say...

you say? >> I say... Ring!

>> I say... Ring! Isn't that the phone?

Ring! Isn't that the phone? I'd better get it.

Isn't that the phone? I'd better get it. >> BLUSTER: Well?

I'd better get it. >> BLUSTER: Well? What'd he say, what'd he say,

>> BLUSTER: Well? What'd he say, what'd he say, what'd he say?

What'd he say, what'd he say, what'd he say? >> Men!

what'd he say? >> Men! >> BLUSTER: Ow!

>> Donkey Kong, where are you? Hey! DK?

Hey! DK? Are you hiding?

DK? Are you hiding? >> That depends.

Are you hiding? >> That depends. Is Candy with you?

>> That depends. Is Candy with you? >> Nope.

Is Candy with you? >> Nope. >> In that case, I'm not hiding.

>> Nope. >> In that case, I'm not hiding. >> Gee, DK, you're the bravest

>> In that case, I'm not hiding. >> Gee, DK, you're the bravest ape in Kongo Bongo.

>> Gee, DK, you're the bravest ape in Kongo Bongo. You're not afraid of getting

ape in Kongo Bongo. You're not afraid of getting married, are you?

You're not afraid of getting married, are you? >> Don't be silly.

married, are you? >> Don't be silly. It's just that the future ruler

>> Don't be silly. It's just that the future ruler of Kongo Bongo isn't allowed to

It's just that the future ruler of Kongo Bongo isn't allowed to get married.

of Kongo Bongo isn't allowed to get married. That's it.

get married. That's it. The Crystal Coconut forbids it.

That's it. The Crystal Coconut forbids it. >> Really?

The Crystal Coconut forbids it. >> Really? I never knew that.

>> Really? I never knew that. >> Neither did I, until just

I never knew that. >> Neither did I, until just now.

>> Neither did I, until just now. How's it sound?

now. How's it sound? >> Well, Cranky would know for

How's it sound? >> Well, Cranky would know for sure.

>> Well, Cranky would know for sure. We could ask him.

sure. We could ask him. >> DK: Augh!

We could ask him. >> DK: Augh! What do you mean, there's no

>> DK: Augh! What do you mean, there's no reason I can't get married?

What do you mean, there's no reason I can't get married? There has to be a reason.

reason I can't get married? There has to be a reason. >> Nope.

There has to be a reason. >> Nope. It's okey-dokey by me, and it's

>> Nope. It's okey-dokey by me, and it's okey-dokey with the Coconut.

It's okey-dokey by me, and it's okey-dokey with the Coconut. Let me be the first to

okey-dokey with the Coconut. Let me be the first to congratulate you on your

Let me be the first to congratulate you on your wedding.

>> So, big buddy, now that you and Candy are getting married, I guess you won't be needing your

and Candy are getting married, I guess you won't be needing your super cool bachelor pad anymore.

guess you won't be needing your super cool bachelor pad anymore. >> Guess not.

super cool bachelor pad anymore. >> Guess not. >> So I'm pretty sure you'd want

>> Guess not. >> So I'm pretty sure you'd want it to end up in good hands,

>> So I'm pretty sure you'd want it to end up in good hands, like, uh, oh, say, mine?

it to end up in good hands, like, uh, oh, say, mine? Huh?

like, uh, oh, say, mine? Huh? What do you think, DK?

Huh? What do you think, DK? >> Hey, not so fast, little

What do you think, DK? >> Hey, not so fast, little buddy.

>> Hey, not so fast, little buddy. I haven't even asked Candy yet.

buddy. I haven't even asked Candy yet. >> But you're gonna.

I haven't even asked Candy yet. >> But you're gonna. Have you thought of what you're

>> But you're gonna. Have you thought of what you're gonna say?

Have you thought of what you're gonna say? >> Gee, I don't know.

gonna say? >> Gee, I don't know. I guess something like,

>> Gee, I don't know. I guess something like, "Candy, will you marry me?"

I guess something like, "Candy, will you marry me?" >> Oh, and she'll say yes, and

"Candy, will you marry me?" >> Oh, and she'll say yes, and you'll get hitched, and I can

>> Oh, and she'll say yes, and you'll get hitched, and I can have your place!

you'll get hitched, and I can have your place! (Laughing)

have your place! (Laughing) >> Thunderin' artillery!

(Laughing) >> Thunderin' artillery! Did you hear that?

>> Thunderin' artillery! Did you hear that? >> Uh, hear what?

Did you hear that? >> Uh, hear what? >> "Will you marry me?"

>> Uh, hear what? >> "Will you marry me?" >> Me?

>> "Will you marry me?" >> Me? >> No, you non-commissioned

>> Me? >> No, you non-commissioned nincompoop, Donkey Kong!

>> No, you non-commissioned nincompoop, Donkey Kong! >> You want to marry Donkey

nincompoop, Donkey Kong! >> You want to marry Donkey Kong?

>> You want to marry Donkey Kong? >> No, Donkey Kong's getting

Kong? >> No, Donkey Kong's getting married!

>> No, Donkey Kong's getting married! We gotta tell King K. Rool

married! We gotta tell King K. Rool immediately.

We gotta tell King K. Rool immediately. >> Who did you say was getting

immediately. >> Who did you say was getting married?

>> Who did you say was getting married? >> Me and Klump.

married? >> Me and Klump. >> Never mind him, sir.

>> Me and Klump. >> Never mind him, sir. Our undercover surveillance

>> Never mind him, sir. Our undercover surveillance overheard Donkey Kong say he was

Our undercover surveillance overheard Donkey Kong say he was going to ask Candy to marry him.

overheard Donkey Kong say he was going to ask Candy to marry him. >> A wedding.

going to ask Candy to marry him. >> A wedding. (Giggling)

>> A wedding. (Giggling) >> How absolutely thrilling!

(Giggling) >> How absolutely thrilling! Oh, there's so much to do!

>> How absolutely thrilling! Oh, there's so much to do! >> Shall I requisition the

Oh, there's so much to do! >> Shall I requisition the exploding wedding cake, sir?

>> Shall I requisition the exploding wedding cake, sir? Or booby trap the bouquets?

exploding wedding cake, sir? Or booby trap the bouquets? Or obliterate the hors

Or booby trap the bouquets? Or obliterate the hors d'oeuvres?

Or obliterate the hors d'oeuvres? >> You're not exactly a

d'oeuvres? >> You're not exactly a romantic, are you, Klump?

>> You're not exactly a romantic, are you, Klump? >> Nugatory on that, sir.

romantic, are you, Klump? >> Nugatory on that, sir. >> I just love weddings.

>> Nugatory on that, sir. >> I just love weddings. >> Permission to ask why you

>> I just love weddings. >> Permission to ask why you care about the enemy's

>> Permission to ask why you care about the enemy's forthcoming marriage, your

care about the enemy's forthcoming marriage, your sentimental slobbiness?

forthcoming marriage, your sentimental slobbiness? >> Because who's more important

sentimental slobbiness? >> Because who's more important than the king?

>> Because who's more important than the king? >> Uh, you are.

than the king? >> Uh, you are. >> I am the king!

>> Uh, you are. >> I am the king! And the king is always the most

>> I am the king! And the king is always the most honoured guest at any wedding on

And the king is always the most honoured guest at any wedding on Kongo Bongo.

honoured guest at any wedding on Kongo Bongo. It's just good manners.

Kongo Bongo. It's just good manners. >> Even the enemy's weddin'?

It's just good manners. >> Even the enemy's weddin'? >> The only enemies at a

>> Even the enemy's weddin'? >> The only enemies at a wedding, Klump, are the in-laws.

>> The only enemies at a wedding, Klump, are the in-laws. I'm sure they'll expect me to

wedding, Klump, are the in-laws. I'm sure they'll expect me to give the toast to the bride.

>> I can do this. I can do this. No, I can't!

I can do this. No, I can't! >> Yeesh, what are you worried

No, I can't! >> Yeesh, what are you worried about?

>> Yeesh, what are you worried about? She doesn't want to marry you

about? She doesn't want to marry you anyway.

She doesn't want to marry you anyway. >> Huh?

anyway. >> Huh? ¶ Aw, Candy's got you wrapped

>> Huh? ¶ Aw, Candy's got you wrapped around her little finger ¶

¶ Aw, Candy's got you wrapped around her little finger ¶ ¶ She just wants you to show her

around her little finger ¶ ¶ She just wants you to show her that you care ¶

¶ She just wants you to show her that you care ¶ ¶ So if I ask her to be wed,

that you care ¶ ¶ So if I ask her to be wed, it really means no instead ¶

¶ So if I ask her to be wed, it really means no instead ¶ ¶ Does it makes much sense to

it really means no instead ¶ ¶ Does it makes much sense to you if she really doesn't want

¶ Does it makes much sense to you if she really doesn't want me to? ¶

you if she really doesn't want me to? ¶ ¶ When she says "Yes, yes, yes,"

me to? ¶ ¶ When she says "Yes, yes, yes," it means "No, no, no" ¶

¶ When she says "Yes, yes, yes," it means "No, no, no" ¶ ¶ When she says "Yes, yes, yes,"

it means "No, no, no" ¶ ¶ When she says "Yes, yes, yes," it means "No, no, no" ¶

¶ When she says "Yes, yes, yes," it means "No, no, no" ¶ ¶ Yes means no and no means

it means "No, no, no" ¶ ¶ Yes means no and no means yes ¶

¶ Yes means no and no means yes ¶ ¶ It should be rather obvious ¶

yes ¶ ¶ It should be rather obvious ¶ ¶ If you ask, she will say

¶ It should be rather obvious ¶ ¶ If you ask, she will say "nay" ¶

¶ If you ask, she will say "nay" ¶ ¶ A swinging bachelor you will

"nay" ¶ ¶ A swinging bachelor you will stay ¶

¶ A swinging bachelor you will stay ¶ ¶ Oh, this makes no sense

stay ¶ ¶ Oh, this makes no sense to me ¶

¶ Oh, this makes no sense to me ¶ ¶ If I ask her she won't agree ¶

to me ¶ ¶ If I ask her she won't agree ¶ ¶ Why look like a foolish clown

¶ If I ask her she won't agree ¶ ¶ Why look like a foolish clown when she's only gonna turn me

¶ Why look like a foolish clown when she's only gonna turn me down? ¶

when she's only gonna turn me down? ¶ ¶ If I read between the lines,

down? ¶ ¶ If I read between the lines, and understand what you say ¶

¶ If I read between the lines, and understand what you say ¶ ¶ It's not a true proposal,

and understand what you say ¶ ¶ It's not a true proposal, just a road all grey ¶

¶ It's not a true proposal, just a road all grey ¶ ¶ When she says "Yes, yes, yes,"

just a road all grey ¶ ¶ When she says "Yes, yes, yes," it means "No, no, no" ¶

¶ When she says "Yes, yes, yes," it means "No, no, no" ¶ ¶ When she says "Yes, yes, yes,"

it means "No, no, no" ¶ ¶ When she says "Yes, yes, yes," you know it's all for show ¶

¶ When she says "Yes, yes, yes," you know it's all for show ¶ ¶ When she says "Yes, yes, yes,"

you know it's all for show ¶ ¶ When she says "Yes, yes, yes," it means "No, no, no" ¶

¶ When she says "Yes, yes, yes," it means "No, no, no" ¶ ¶ When she says "Yes, yes, yes,"

it means "No, no, no" ¶ ¶ When she says "Yes, yes, yes," you know it's all for show ¶

>> So march in there and ask Candy to marry you and get it over with.

Candy to marry you and get it over with. >> Marry me, Candy, and

over with. >> Marry me, Candy, and everything that's mine is yours,

>> Marry me, Candy, and everything that's mine is yours, except for what's in this

everything that's mine is yours, except for what's in this prenuptial agreement.

except for what's in this prenuptial agreement. >> Hold everything!

prenuptial agreement. >> Hold everything! Candy, don't do anything until

>> Hold everything! Candy, don't do anything until you hear me out?

Candy, don't do anything until you hear me out? >> Can it wait, DK?

you hear me out? >> Can it wait, DK? Bluster's proposing to me.

>> Can it wait, DK? Bluster's proposing to me. >> I think Candy's smart enough

Bluster's proposing to me. >> I think Candy's smart enough to realize that I've got much

>> I think Candy's smart enough to realize that I've got much more to offer her than you.

to realize that I've got much more to offer her than you. >> No, she's not.

more to offer her than you. >> No, she's not. >> Excuse me?

>> No, she's not. >> Excuse me? >> I mean--

>> Excuse me? >> I mean-- Here, for you.

Candy, there's something I want to ask you. I--

want to ask you. I-- I--

I-- I-- >> Oh, very eloquent, I must

I-- >> Oh, very eloquent, I must say.

>> Oh, very eloquent, I must say. >> I'd like to see you do this.

say. >> I'd like to see you do this. >> My pleasure.

>> I'd like to see you do this. >> My pleasure. Candy, my sweet...

>> My pleasure. Candy, my sweet... >> No so fast, Bluster.

Candy, my sweet... >> No so fast, Bluster. Candy, may I have this hand

>> No so fast, Bluster. Candy, may I have this hand in...

Candy, may I have this hand in... marriage?

in... marriage? >> Sure, but you'd better ask

marriage? >> Sure, but you'd better ask Bluster.

>> Sure, but you'd better ask Bluster. It's his hand.

Bluster. It's his hand. >> BOTH: Yuck!

It's his hand. >> BOTH: Yuck! >> If you can't say what you

>> BOTH: Yuck! >> If you can't say what you came here to say, then I'm

>> If you can't say what you came here to say, then I'm leaving.

came here to say, then I'm leaving. >> No, wait!

leaving. >> No, wait! I'm ready!

>> No, wait! I'm ready! >> Candy, say the words that

I'm ready! >> Candy, say the words that will make me the happiest monkey

>> Candy, say the words that will make me the happiest monkey in the world!

will make me the happiest monkey in the world! >> I'd... love to marry you.

in the world! >> I'd... love to marry you. >> Those aren't the words.

>> So how did it go? >> I'd say congratulations are in order.

>> I'd say congratulations are in order. >> Congratulations, big buddy, I

in order. >> Congratulations, big buddy, I told you she'd say no.

>> Congratulations, big buddy, I told you she'd say no. (Chuckling)

told you she'd say no. (Chuckling) >> She said yes.

(Chuckling) >> She said yes. >> Oh, that's bad.

>> She said yes. >> Oh, that's bad. >> CANDY: What?

>> Oh, that's bad. >> CANDY: What? >> I mean, that's good.

>> CANDY: What? >> I mean, that's good. Well, good for you, Candy, and

>> I mean, that's good. Well, good for you, Candy, and for me.

Well, good for you, Candy, and for me. >> Why you, Diddy?

for me. >> Why you, Diddy? >> Well, gee, if DK marries you,

>> Why you, Diddy? >> Well, gee, if DK marries you, I get his bachelor pad.

>> Well, gee, if DK marries you, I get his bachelor pad. >> I suppose you realize you're

I get his bachelor pad. >> I suppose you realize you're making the biggest mistake of

>> I suppose you realize you're making the biggest mistake of your life.

making the biggest mistake of your life. >> Don't I know it.

your life. >> Don't I know it. >> I was talking to Candy.

>> Don't I know it. >> I was talking to Candy. >> DK, don't you want to marry

>> I was talking to Candy. >> DK, don't you want to marry me?

>> DK, don't you want to marry me? >> Of course I do!

me? >> Of course I do! I wouldn't have asked if I

>> Of course I do! I wouldn't have asked if I thought you were going to say

I wouldn't have asked if I thought you were going to say no, would I?

thought you were going to say no, would I? >> Uh, see ya.

no, would I? >> Uh, see ya. >> You can always change your

>> Uh, see ya. >> You can always change your mind.

>> You can always change your mind. >> Really?

mind. >> Really? I mean... nothing could make me

>> Really? I mean... nothing could make me change my mind, Candy.

I mean... nothing could make me change my mind, Candy. >> CRANKY: Donkey Kong!

change my mind, Candy. >> CRANKY: Donkey Kong! If you're still looking for a

>> CRANKY: Donkey Kong! If you're still looking for a loophole, I found a way you cn

If you're still looking for a loophole, I found a way you cn get out of marrying Candy.

loophole, I found a way you cn get out of marrying Candy. >> CANDY: What?

get out of marrying Candy. >> CANDY: What? >> Uh, that's okay, Cranky!

>> CANDY: What? >> Uh, that's okay, Cranky! We can discuss it later.

>> Uh, that's okay, Cranky! We can discuss it later. I'm sure he meant loophole in

We can discuss it later. I'm sure he meant loophole in the good sense.

I'm sure he meant loophole in the good sense. >> It seems any future ruler of

the good sense. >> It seems any future ruler of Kongo Bongo has to ask

>> It seems any future ruler of Kongo Bongo has to ask permission to marry from the

Kongo Bongo has to ask permission to marry from the Inka Dinka Doo.

permission to marry from the Inka Dinka Doo. Who knows?

Inka Dinka Doo. Who knows? Maybe he'll say no and let you

Who knows? Maybe he'll say no and let you off the hook.

Maybe he'll say no and let you off the hook. >> Yes!

off the hook. >> Yes! Ye--

>> Yes! Ye-- (Clearing throat)

Ye-- (Clearing throat) >> Yes, yes.

(Clearing throat) >> Yes, yes. I'm sure it's just a formality.

>> Yes, yes. I'm sure it's just a formality. And when he sees how lovely you

I'm sure it's just a formality. And when he sees how lovely you are, well, how can he say no?

And when he sees how lovely you are, well, how can he say no? Come on.

are, well, how can he say no? Come on. >> No thanks, you go yourself.

Come on. >> No thanks, you go yourself. I've got way too much to do for

>> No thanks, you go yourself. I've got way too much to do for the wedding.

I've got way too much to do for the wedding. I'm getting married tomorrow,

the wedding. I'm getting married tomorrow, DK, with you or without you.

>> Uh, maybe we've come at a bad time. We don't want to Inka Dinka

time. We don't want to Inka Dinka disturb him.

We don't want to Inka Dinka disturb him. >> INKA DINKA DOO: Who goes

disturb him. >> INKA DINKA DOO: Who goes there?

>> INKA DINKA DOO: Who goes there? >> I know you're wondering why

there? >> I know you're wondering why we just dropped in without an

>> I know you're wondering why we just dropped in without an invitation, but, well, you see,

we just dropped in without an invitation, but, well, you see, Inky, I'm supposed to get

invitation, but, well, you see, Inky, I'm supposed to get married tomorrow, before I give

Inky, I'm supposed to get married tomorrow, before I give Candy my Inka Dinka I Do, I

married tomorrow, before I give Candy my Inka Dinka I Do, I thought I'd just check it out

Candy my Inka Dinka I Do, I thought I'd just check it out with you.

thought I'd just check it out with you. >> Nose to the ground.

with you. >> Nose to the ground. Do not tarry.

>> Nose to the ground. Do not tarry. >> Is that, uh, a yes?

Do not tarry. >> Is that, uh, a yes? >> If you say no, I'll

>> Is that, uh, a yes? >> If you say no, I'll understand, really.

>> If you say no, I'll understand, really. >> Only with this can a monkey

understand, really. >> Only with this can a monkey marry.

>> Only with this can a monkey marry. >> Is that a yes or a no?

marry. >> Is that a yes or a no? (Growling)

>> Is that a yes or a no? (Growling) >> Come on, DK, let's get out

(Growling) >> Come on, DK, let's get out of here!

>> So all you have to you is tell Candy that the Inka Dinka Doo said Inka Dinka Don't get

tell Candy that the Inka Dinka Doo said Inka Dinka Don't get married, and you're a free ape.

Doo said Inka Dinka Don't get married, and you're a free ape. >> But that's not what it said.

married, and you're a free ape. >> But that's not what it said. Is it?

>> But that's not what it said. Is it? >> Who ever knows what it says?

Is it? >> Who ever knows what it says? I can't lie to Candy.

>> Who ever knows what it says? I can't lie to Candy. What if I'm supposed to marry

I can't lie to Candy. What if I'm supposed to marry her?

What if I'm supposed to marry her? I gotta make sure, little buddy.

her? I gotta make sure, little buddy. See you later.

I gotta make sure, little buddy. See you later. Hey, Inka, I wasn't quite clear

See you later. Hey, Inka, I wasn't quite clear on your messages, so I was

Hey, Inka, I wasn't quite clear on your messages, so I was wondering, could you give me a--

on your messages, so I was wondering, could you give me a-- siiign!

>> Look out, dudes, I'm hanging zen! Whoa!

zen! Whoa! >> You gotta help us.

Whoa! >> You gotta help us. We need all these invitations to

>> You gotta help us. We need all these invitations to Candy and DK's wedding delivered

We need all these invitations to Candy and DK's wedding delivered today.

Candy and DK's wedding delivered today. >> Can you do it, Funky?

today. >> Can you do it, Funky? >> Chill, future Mrs. Donkey

>> Can you do it, Funky? >> Chill, future Mrs. Donkey Dude, the Funk-man is on the

>> Chill, future Mrs. Donkey Dude, the Funk-man is on the job.

Dude, the Funk-man is on the job. >> CANDY: I'm counting on you,

job. >> CANDY: I'm counting on you, Funky.

(Screaming) >> Oof! I gotta admit, Inky.

>> Oof! I gotta admit, Inky. I'm still a little bruised and

I gotta admit, Inky. I'm still a little bruised and confused here.

I'm still a little bruised and confused here. Does this mean you don't want me

confused here. Does this mean you don't want me to get married?

Does this mean you don't want me to get married? In that case, just point my nose

to get married? In that case, just point my nose to the door.

Whoa! Hey! I said door, not floor!

Hey! I said door, not floor! Help!

I said door, not floor! Help! ¶

Help! ¶ >> Let's get it right so you

¶ >> Let's get it right so you don't embarrass me at the

>> Let's get it right so you don't embarrass me at the wedding.

don't embarrass me at the wedding. ¶

wedding. ¶ >> Hey, Fred Astairical!

¶ >> Hey, Fred Astairical! I'm leading!

>> Hey, Fred Astairical! I'm leading! >> Why you?

I'm leading! >> Why you? >> Because I outrank you.

>> Ow! Ow! Get off my feet!

Ow! Get off my feet! (Screaming)

Get off my feet! (Screaming) >> KLUMP AND K. ROOL: Ow, ooh,

(Screaming) >> KLUMP AND K. ROOL: Ow, ooh, ow, ouch, ooh...

>> KLUMP AND K. ROOL: Ow, ooh, ow, ouch, ooh... >> I like this dance better.

>> Excuse me, croco-dudes. >> How dare you enter my private inner sanctum without an

>> How dare you enter my private inner sanctum without an invitation?

inner sanctum without an invitation? >> We're surfing the same

invitation? >> We're surfing the same wavelength, your dude-ness,

>> We're surfing the same wavelength, your dude-ness, because that's just what I have.

wavelength, your dude-ness, because that's just what I have. Invitations to the Donkey dude's

because that's just what I have. Invitations to the Donkey dude's wedding.

Invitations to the Donkey dude's wedding. One for you, and one for you.

wedding. One for you, and one for you. >> And?

One for you, and one for you. >> And? >> That's all they wrote.

>> And? >> That's all they wrote. Later, gator.

>> That's all they wrote. Later, gator. >> They didn't invite me?

Later, gator. >> They didn't invite me? That's so unfair.

>> They didn't invite me? That's so unfair. What's wrong with me?

That's so unfair. What's wrong with me? Haven't I always tried to be a

What's wrong with me? Haven't I always tried to be a good enemy to Donkey Kong?

Haven't I always tried to be a good enemy to Donkey Kong? >> Permission to invite you as

good enemy to Donkey Kong? >> Permission to invite you as my date, your party pooper-ness?

>> Permission to invite you as my date, your party pooper-ness? >> No, no, no!

my date, your party pooper-ness? >> No, no, no! Now they've insulted me.

>> No, no, no! Now they've insulted me. I wouldn't go to that wedding if

Now they've insulted me. I wouldn't go to that wedding if they begged me to go.

I wouldn't go to that wedding if they begged me to go. >> Well, I'll save you a piece

they begged me to go. >> Well, I'll save you a piece of wedding cake, sir.

>> Well, I'll save you a piece of wedding cake, sir. >> Those arrogant apes will soon

of wedding cake, sir. >> Those arrogant apes will soon discover that if I'm not invited

>> Those arrogant apes will soon discover that if I'm not invited to their wedding, there won't be

discover that if I'm not invited to their wedding, there won't be any wedding.

to their wedding, there won't be any wedding. (Evil laughter)

(Rooster crowing) >> Hey, DK, ready for your big day?

>> Hey, DK, ready for your big day? DK?

day? DK? >> Why are you looking for him

DK? >> Why are you looking for him here?

>> Why are you looking for him here? He's with you.

here? He's with you. >> You mean he's not back from

He's with you. >> You mean he's not back from the Inka Dinka Doo?

>> You mean he's not back from the Inka Dinka Doo? He said he'd see me later or

the Inka Dinka Doo? He said he'd see me later or he'd be here for the wedding,

He said he'd see me later or he'd be here for the wedding, and that was yesterday.

he'd be here for the wedding, and that was yesterday. Oh, this is bad.

and that was yesterday. Oh, this is bad. This is bad!

Oh, this is bad. This is bad! >> I'll bet the answer is right

This is bad! >> I'll bet the answer is right in front of my nose.

(Rumbling) >> Yikes! I'm no good at riddles.

>> Yikes! I'm no good at riddles. Can't we play charades instead?

I'm no good at riddles. Can't we play charades instead? (Screaming)

>> Can we get this show on the road? I'm losing a fortune standing

road? I'm losing a fortune standing around here.

I'm losing a fortune standing around here. >> I'm ready.

around here. >> I'm ready. Where's DK?

>> I'm ready. Where's DK? >> Candy, I know you'll

Where's DK? >> Candy, I know you'll understand, and I'm sure there's

>> Candy, I know you'll understand, and I'm sure there's nothing to worry about.

understand, and I'm sure there's nothing to worry about. What I'm trying to say is--

nothing to worry about. What I'm trying to say is-- >> DK never came back from the

What I'm trying to say is-- >> DK never came back from the temple of Inka Dinka Doo.

>> DK never came back from the temple of Inka Dinka Doo. >> DK stood me up at my own

temple of Inka Dinka Doo. >> DK stood me up at my own wedding?

>> DK stood me up at my own wedding? I can't believe he did this to

wedding? I can't believe he did this to me.

I can't believe he did this to me. >> Well, if you're not getting

me. >> Well, if you're not getting married, let's get back to work.

>> Well, if you're not getting married, let's get back to work. >> Not so fast!

married, let's get back to work. >> Not so fast! I'm getting married today, and

>> Not so fast! I'm getting married today, and if the monkey I'm marrying isn't

I'm getting married today, and if the monkey I'm marrying isn't here, I'm marrying the monkey

if the monkey I'm marrying isn't here, I'm marrying the monkey who is!

here, I'm marrying the monkey who is! (Gasping)

>> Oof! I've never spent so much time with my nose in the dirt.

I've never spent so much time with my nose in the dirt. Hey, what's this?

with my nose in the dirt. Hey, what's this? A ring.

Hey, what's this? A ring. >> Nose to the ground.

A ring. >> Nose to the ground. Do not tarry.

>> Nose to the ground. Do not tarry. >> "Only with this can a monkey

Do not tarry. >> "Only with this can a monkey marry."

>> "Only with this can a monkey marry." It's a wedding ring!

marry." It's a wedding ring! That's it, isn't it?

It's a wedding ring! That's it, isn't it? >> Congratulations.

That's it, isn't it? >> Congratulations. >> Banana slamma!

>> Congratulations. >> Banana slamma! The ring's a sign!

>> Banana slamma! The ring's a sign! You want me to get married.

The ring's a sign! You want me to get married. I can do that.

You want me to get married. I can do that. But now I'm going to be late for

I can do that. But now I'm going to be late for my own wedding.

But now I'm going to be late for my own wedding. Can you--

my own wedding. Can you-- (Growling)

Can you-- (Growling) (Screaming)

(Growling) (Screaming) >> Oof!

(Screaming) >> Oof! I'm free.

>> Oof! I'm free. I'm free!

I'm free. I'm free! And I'm starving.

I'm free! And I'm starving. Maybe I should have mentioned

And I'm starving. Maybe I should have mentioned food.

Maybe I should have mentioned food. (Inka Dinka Doo growling)

food. (Inka Dinka Doo growling) >> Never mind!

(Inka Dinka Doo growling) >> Never mind! I'll pick something up on the

>> Never mind! I'll pick something up on the way!

I'll pick something up on the way! >> Are you sure you want to go

way! >> Are you sure you want to go ahead with this wedding?

>> Are you sure you want to go ahead with this wedding? >> I'm not going to miss my

ahead with this wedding? >> I'm not going to miss my wedding day just because the

>> I'm not going to miss my wedding day just because the groom didn't show up.

wedding day just because the groom didn't show up. >> And this is one time I don't

groom didn't show up. >> And this is one time I don't mind being second banana.

>> And this is one time I don't mind being second banana. Let's do it!

mind being second banana. Let's do it! >> Get this thing in gear,

Let's do it! >> Get this thing in gear, Cranky.

>> Get this thing in gear, Cranky. >> If you're sure.

Cranky. >> If you're sure. Dearly beloved, we are gathered

>> If you're sure. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here...

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here... >> Gotta get to my wedding!

here... >> Gotta get to my wedding! Huh?

>> Gotta get to my wedding! Huh? Hmm, don't mind if I do.

Huh? Hmm, don't mind if I do. (K. Rool cackling)

Hmm, don't mind if I do. (K. Rool cackling) >> K. Rool!

(K. Rool cackling) >> K. Rool! Hate to eat and run.

>> K. Rool! Hate to eat and run. Did I mention I'm late for a

Hate to eat and run. Did I mention I'm late for a wedding?

Did I mention I'm late for a wedding? Mine!

wedding? Mine! >> Oh, you're not going

Mine! >> Oh, you're not going anywhere, Donkey Kong.

>> Oh, you're not going anywhere, Donkey Kong. But not to worry, I'll be sure

anywhere, Donkey Kong. But not to worry, I'll be sure to send your regrets to the

But not to worry, I'll be sure to send your regrets to the wedding party.

>> Do you, Bluster, you pompous obnoxious spoiled brat mama's boy of a baboon, take way-out-

obnoxious spoiled brat mama's boy of a baboon, take way-out- of-your-league Candy to be your

boy of a baboon, take way-out- of-your-league Candy to be your lawfully wedded wife?

of-your-league Candy to be your lawfully wedded wife? >> Why is there still a wedding

lawfully wedded wife? >> Why is there still a wedding going on?

>> Why is there still a wedding going on? >> But what's even more

going on? >> But what's even more interesting is, if everybody is

>> But what's even more interesting is, if everybody is there, then who's watching the

interesting is, if everybody is there, then who's watching the Crystal Coconut?

there, then who's watching the Crystal Coconut? (Laughing)

Crystal Coconut? (Laughing) >> For richer and poorer, in

(Laughing) >> For richer and poorer, in sickness and in health--

>> For richer and poorer, in sickness and in health-- >> Wait a minute, not so fast.

sickness and in health-- >> Wait a minute, not so fast. I wand to go over that "richer

>> Wait a minute, not so fast. I wand to go over that "richer and poorer" part again with my

I wand to go over that "richer and poorer" part again with my lawyer.

and poorer" part again with my lawyer. >> I don't think it's fair that

lawyer. >> I don't think it's fair that I'm not allowed to go to my own

>> I don't think it's fair that I'm not allowed to go to my own wedding.

I'm not allowed to go to my own wedding. >> I wanted to dance at your

wedding. >> I wanted to dance at your wedding.

>> I wanted to dance at your wedding. >> We could all still dance.

wedding. >> We could all still dance. With me here, it's like having

>> We could all still dance. With me here, it's like having half a wedding.

With me here, it's like having half a wedding. >> That makes sense.

half a wedding. >> That makes sense. ¶ You bow to the left,

>> That makes sense. ¶ You bow to the left, you bow to the right ¶

¶ You bow to the left, you bow to the right ¶ ¶ You take your partner's hand

you bow to the right ¶ ¶ You take your partner's hand and you hold on tight ¶

¶ You take your partner's hand and you hold on tight ¶ ¶ You pull him in close and you

and you hold on tight ¶ ¶ You pull him in close and you don't let go ¶

¶ You pull him in close and you don't let go ¶ ¶ Now, you're doing the Banana

don't let go ¶ ¶ Now, you're doing the Banana Dosey-Do ¶

¶ Now, you're doing the Banana Dosey-Do ¶ ¶ You push 'em back quick then

Dosey-Do ¶ ¶ You push 'em back quick then you pull 'em in fast ¶

¶ You push 'em back quick then you pull 'em in fast ¶ ¶ You spin 'em real hard to make

you pull 'em in fast ¶ ¶ You spin 'em real hard to make their dizziness last ¶

¶ You spin 'em real hard to make their dizziness last ¶ ¶ You grab them by the shoulders

their dizziness last ¶ ¶ You grab them by the shoulders and you shake them like so ¶

¶ You grab them by the shoulders and you shake them like so ¶ ¶ Now, you're doing the Banana

and you shake them like so ¶ ¶ Now, you're doing the Banana Dosey-Do ¶

¶ Now, you're doing the Banana Dosey-Do ¶ ¶

Dosey-Do ¶ ¶ ¶ You grab them by the waist,

¶ ¶ You grab them by the waist, lift them high in the air ¶

¶ You grab them by the waist, lift them high in the air ¶ ¶ If you throw him high enough

lift them high in the air ¶ ¶ If you throw him high enough he'll need intensive care ¶

¶ If you throw him high enough he'll need intensive care ¶ ¶ You're doing a hand-stand,

he'll need intensive care ¶ ¶ You're doing a hand-stand, you're walking real slow ¶

¶ You're doing a hand-stand, you're walking real slow ¶ ¶ Now, you're doing the Banana

you're walking real slow ¶ ¶ Now, you're doing the Banana Dosey-Do ¶

¶ Now, you're doing the Banana Dosey-Do ¶ ¶ You promenade as you're

Dosey-Do ¶ ¶ You promenade as you're dancing through the Everglades ¶

¶ You promenade as you're dancing through the Everglades ¶ ¶ Skip to the beat, until you

dancing through the Everglades ¶ ¶ Skip to the beat, until you can't feel your feet ¶

¶

¶ You grab him by the sides and you bend him in half ¶ ¶ You tickle his feet so it

you bend him in half ¶ ¶ You tickle his feet so it makes him laugh ¶

¶ You tickle his feet so it makes him laugh ¶ ¶ Hold them in your arms,

makes him laugh ¶ ¶ Hold them in your arms, rock them to and fro ¶

¶ Hold them in your arms, rock them to and fro ¶ ¶ Now you're doing the Banana

rock them to and fro ¶ ¶ Now you're doing the Banana Dosey-Do ¶

¶ Now you're doing the Banana Dosey-Do ¶ ¶ Doing the Banana Dosey-Do ¶

¶

>> If anyone here knows why this wedding should not take place, let him speak now or forever

wedding should not take place, let him speak now or forever hold his peace.

let him speak now or forever hold his peace. >> DK: Banana slamma!

hold his peace. >> DK: Banana slamma! Hold everything!

>> DK: Banana slamma! Hold everything! Nobody's marrying Candy unless

Hold everything! Nobody's marrying Candy unless it's me!

Nobody's marrying Candy unless it's me! (Sighing)

it's me! (Sighing) >> Are you sure, Donkey Kong?

(Sighing) >> Are you sure, Donkey Kong? >> I just spent the last day in

>> Are you sure, Donkey Kong? >> I just spent the last day in the temple of Inka Dinka Doo so

>> I just spent the last day in the temple of Inka Dinka Doo so I could give you this.

the temple of Inka Dinka Doo so I could give you this. >> Oh, DK.

I could give you this. >> Oh, DK. You do want to get married.

>> Oh, DK. You do want to get married. >> Let's get this show on the

You do want to get married. >> Let's get this show on the road.

>> Let's get this show on the road. And then, let's eat.

road. And then, let's eat. I'm starving.

And then, let's eat. I'm starving. >> Curses.

I'm starving. >> Curses. There must be some way to open

>> Curses. There must be some way to open this stupid thing.

There must be some way to open this stupid thing. >> And now, ancient ritual

this stupid thing. >> And now, ancient ritual demands the bride and groom tap

>> And now, ancient ritual demands the bride and groom tap the cane to show their love.

demands the bride and groom tap the cane to show their love. >> And now, DK, your turn.

the cane to show their love. >> And now, DK, your turn. >> One measly tap?

>> And now, DK, your turn. >> One measly tap? I can do better than that.

>> One measly tap? I can do better than that. (Thumping)

(Cackling) >> The best wedding gift of all. It's all mine.

>> The best wedding gift of all. It's all mine. Let's go, Klump!

It's all mine. Let's go, Klump! >> Aw, do we have to go just

Let's go, Klump! >> Aw, do we have to go just yet?

>> Aw, do we have to go just yet? I was hoping to catch the

yet? I was hoping to catch the bouquet.

I was hoping to catch the bouquet. >> Look, Klump and K. Rool!

bouquet. >> Look, Klump and K. Rool! They're getting away with the

>> Look, Klump and K. Rool! They're getting away with the Coconut!

They're getting away with the Coconut! >> This'll teach you to not

Coconut! >> This'll teach you to not invite me to your wedding!

>> This'll teach you to not invite me to your wedding! (Cackling)

invite me to your wedding! (Cackling) >> Are you gonna just stand

(Cackling) >> Are you gonna just stand there like a limp chimp?

>> Are you gonna just stand there like a limp chimp? Get them!

there like a limp chimp? Get them! I almost missed my wedding once

Get them! I almost missed my wedding once already.

I almost missed my wedding once already. I'm not going to miss it again.

already. I'm not going to miss it again. On with the ceremony, Cranky!

I'm not going to miss it again. On with the ceremony, Cranky! >> But-- but the Coconut!

On with the ceremony, Cranky! >> But-- but the Coconut! Are you crazy?

>> But-- but the Coconut! Are you crazy? >> Yup.

Are you crazy? >> Yup. Crazy in love.

>> Yup. Crazy in love. And I'm not going anywhere until

Crazy in love. And I'm not going anywhere until the ceremony is over.

And I'm not going anywhere until the ceremony is over. What's next?

the ceremony is over. What's next? >> Skip that, skip that, yada

What's next? >> Skip that, skip that, yada yada yada, skip that, okay.

>> Skip that, skip that, yada yada yada, skip that, okay. Does anybody here know why this

yada yada, skip that, okay. Does anybody here know why this wedding should not take place?

Does anybody here know why this wedding should not take place? Let them speak now or forever

wedding should not take place? Let them speak now or forever hold their peace.

Let them speak now or forever hold their peace. No?

hold their peace. No? In that case--

No? In that case-- >> I do.

In that case-- >> I do. I mean, I do know why this

>> I do. I mean, I do know why this wedding shouldn't take place.

I mean, I do know why this wedding shouldn't take place. >> You do?

wedding shouldn't take place. >> You do? Why?

>> You do? Why? >> Well, don't get mad, DK, but

Why? >> Well, don't get mad, DK, but your job is to save the Coconut,

>> Well, don't get mad, DK, but your job is to save the Coconut, and if you stay here now just so

your job is to save the Coconut, and if you stay here now just so you don't hurt my feelings and

and if you stay here now just so you don't hurt my feelings and don't save the Coconut, well,

you don't hurt my feelings and don't save the Coconut, well, that's not right.

don't save the Coconut, well, that's not right. Besides, there's things, like my

that's not right. Besides, there's things, like my career, that I still have to do,

Besides, there's things, like my career, that I still have to do, at least for now.

career, that I still have to do, at least for now. It's not that I don't like you.

at least for now. It's not that I don't like you. You understand that, don't you,

It's not that I don't like you. You understand that, don't you, DK?

You understand that, don't you, DK? >> You mean that, Candy?

DK? >> You mean that, Candy? Really?

>> You mean that, Candy? Really? Because I'm not afraid to marry

Really? Because I'm not afraid to marry you.

Because I'm not afraid to marry you. Well, not really afraid.

you. Well, not really afraid. >> You're very sweet, DK.

Well, not really afraid. >> You're very sweet, DK. And that's why I like you so

>> You're very sweet, DK. And that's why I like you so much.

And that's why I like you so much. Now go save the Coconut!

much. Now go save the Coconut! >> Hey, this isn't just an

Now go save the Coconut! >> Hey, this isn't just an excuse to get rid of me and

>> Hey, this isn't just an excuse to get rid of me and marry Bluster, is it?

excuse to get rid of me and marry Bluster, is it? >> ALL: Go!

marry Bluster, is it? >> ALL: Go! >> All right!

>> ALL: Go! >> All right! Just checking.

>> All right! Just checking. Banana slamma!

Just checking. Banana slamma! (Panting)

Banana slamma! (Panting) >> Now that I have the Crystal

(Panting) >> Now that I have the Crystal Coconut in my possession...

>> Now that I have the Crystal Coconut in my possession... (Panting)

Coconut in my possession... (Panting) >> Maybe it's time I thought

(Panting) >> Maybe it's time I thought about settling down with a wife.

>> Maybe it's time I thought about settling down with a wife. >> Sorry, sir, but I can't

about settling down with a wife. >> Sorry, sir, but I can't volunteer for that mission.

>> Sorry, sir, but I can't volunteer for that mission. Thank you for asking, though,

volunteer for that mission. Thank you for asking, though, sir.

Thank you for asking, though, sir. >> I didn't mean you, you--

sir. >> I didn't mean you, you-- What the--

>> I didn't mean you, you-- What the-- Will you disco dunces stop that?

What the-- Will you disco dunces stop that? >> Aw, it's more fun when the

Will you disco dunces stop that? >> Aw, it's more fun when the monkey calls.

>> Aw, it's more fun when the monkey calls. >> DK: Banana slamma!

monkey calls. >> DK: Banana slamma! Glad to oblige.

>> DK: Banana slamma! Glad to oblige. >> Get him!

Glad to oblige. >> Get him! >> Not so fast, my scaly pets.

>> Get him! >> Not so fast, my scaly pets. Let's show the king our fancy

>> Not so fast, my scaly pets. Let's show the king our fancy steps.

Let's show the king our fancy steps. ¶ Dosey-Do, King, have no fear ¶

steps. ¶ Dosey-Do, King, have no fear ¶ ¶ And send that Coconut over

¶ Dosey-Do, King, have no fear ¶ ¶ And send that Coconut over here ¶

¶ And send that Coconut over here ¶ >> Thanks, and enjoy the

here ¶ >> Thanks, and enjoy the hoedown.

>> Thanks, and enjoy the hoedown. ¶

>> I've got it! (All cheering) >> Hurrah!

(All cheering) >> Hurrah! >> So what do we do now?

>> Hurrah! >> So what do we do now? I thought I was going to be your

>> So what do we do now? I thought I was going to be your best man.

I thought I was going to be your best man. I thought I was going to be part

best man. I thought I was going to be part of the wedding party.

I thought I was going to be part of the wedding party. But now there's no wedding.

of the wedding party. But now there's no wedding. >> Hey, little buddy, just

But now there's no wedding. >> Hey, little buddy, just because there wasn't a wedding,

>> Hey, little buddy, just because there wasn't a wedding, doesn't mean we can't have a

because there wasn't a wedding, doesn't mean we can't have a party.

doesn't mean we can't have a party. Hit it, Funky!

¶

>> Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

¶

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