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¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ ¶ Ooh ¶

¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶

¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶

¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

(Thundering)

(Laughing)

(Thundering) (Laughing)

My creation, my lifelong work, it's alive. It's alive!

it's alive. It's alive! It's... amazing how smart he

It's alive! It's... amazing how smart he looks when he's not flapping

It's... amazing how smart he looks when he's not flapping his gums.

Perfect. All it needs now is an epitaph. Here stands Donkey Kong,

All it needs now is an epitaph. Here stands Donkey Kong, protector of the Crystal Coconut

Here stands Donkey Kong, protector of the Crystal Coconut and all around mindless,

protector of the Crystal Coconut and all around mindless, mega mouth monkey.

and all around mindless, mega mouth monkey. Here I am, working my opposable

mega mouth monkey. Here I am, working my opposable thumbs to the bone while that

Here I am, working my opposable thumbs to the bone while that numbskull is stuffing his face.

thumbs to the bone while that numbskull is stuffing his face. First of all, DK should be the

numbskull is stuffing his face. First of all, DK should be the one thinking up an epitaph.

First of all, DK should be the one thinking up an epitaph. Second of all-- Hey, now why

one thinking up an epitaph. Second of all-- Hey, now why didn't I think of that before?

Second of all-- Hey, now why didn't I think of that before? Zip, zam, wham, boom, bam.

didn't I think of that before? Zip, zam, wham, boom, bam. Teleport me using a hologram.

>> Ooh! >> What do you think you're doing?

>> What do you think you're doing? >> Uhh, rubbing the sore spots?

you're doing? >> Uhh, rubbing the sore spots? >> You'll have a couple more if

>> Uhh, rubbing the sore spots? >> You'll have a couple more if you don't get your hide over o

>> You'll have a couple more if you don't get your hide over o my cabin el pronto.

you don't get your hide over o my cabin el pronto. I got a job for you.

my cabin el pronto. I got a job for you. (Thundering)

I got a job for you. (Thundering) >> What the...

(Thundering) >> What the... >> Tripping on a major downer

>> What the... >> Tripping on a major downer or what?

>> Tripping on a major downer or what? >> You think that's bad?

or what? >> You think that's bad? You should see him when his

>> You think that's bad? You should see him when his dentures pinch.

You should see him when his dentures pinch. >> I meant my indoor

dentures pinch. >> I meant my indoor surfing idea.

>> I meant my indoor surfing idea. It's like a totally

surfing idea. It's like a totally un-copacetic event.

It's like a totally un-copacetic event. >> I thought you said there were

un-copacetic event. >> I thought you said there were games in here.

>> I thought you said there were games in here. All I can find is a bunch of

games in here. All I can find is a bunch of junk, some wooden chips and a

All I can find is a bunch of junk, some wooden chips and a weird lamp.

junk, some wooden chips and a weird lamp. >> Those are games, dude,

weird lamp. >> Those are games, dude, metaphysical ones: I Ching,

>> Those are games, dude, metaphysical ones: I Ching, ancient runes and the mystic

metaphysical ones: I Ching, ancient runes and the mystic oracle, a divining tool given to

ancient runes and the mystic oracle, a divining tool given to me by my late, great

oracle, a divining tool given to me by my late, great Uncle Spacey.

me by my late, great Uncle Spacey. >> "The mystic oracle"?

Uncle Spacey. >> "The mystic oracle"? What does it do?

>> "The mystic oracle"? What does it do? >> It predicts the future.

What does it do? >> It predicts the future. >> A lamp that predicts

>> It predicts the future. >> A lamp that predicts the future?

>> A lamp that predicts the future? Ooh!

the future? Ooh! >> Well, it needs cosmic

Ooh! >> Well, it needs cosmic translation from the

>> Well, it needs cosmic translation from the Funky monkey.

translation from the Funky monkey. But that aside, it's galactic-ly

Funky monkey. But that aside, it's galactic-ly in tune.

But that aside, it's galactic-ly in tune. >> You could translate?

in tune. >> You could translate? >> Lava lingo is my speciality,

>> You could translate? >> Lava lingo is my speciality, dude.

>> Lava lingo is my speciality, dude. >> Well, what are you

dude. >> Well, what are you waiting for?

>> Well, what are you waiting for? Predict our futures.

waiting for? Predict our futures. >> Solid.

Predict our futures. >> Solid. Let's jam.

>> Solid. Let's jam. ¶ Monkey seer, monkey do ¶

Let's jam. ¶ Monkey seer, monkey do ¶ ¶ Mystic oracle, we summon you ¶

¶ Monkey seer, monkey do ¶ ¶ Mystic oracle, we summon you ¶ ¶ Make the scene groove on by ¶

¶ Mystic oracle, we summon you ¶ ¶ Make the scene groove on by ¶ ¶ Bless us with your

¶ Make the scene groove on by ¶ ¶ Bless us with your cosmic eye ¶

¶ Bless us with your cosmic eye ¶ (Thundering)

cosmic eye ¶ (Thundering) >> Too cool!

(Thundering) >> Too cool! What does it say?

>> Too cool! What does it say? >> The mystic oracle predicts

What does it say? >> The mystic oracle predicts I'm going to go surfing today

>> The mystic oracle predicts I'm going to go surfing today and ride the lip of an

I'm going to go surfing today and ride the lip of an epic wave.

and ride the lip of an epic wave. >> The only wave you'd catch

epic wave. >> The only wave you'd catch today is a tidal wave.

>> The only wave you'd catch today is a tidal wave. >> What about me?

today is a tidal wave. >> What about me? What does it say?

>> What about me? What does it say? >> The mystic oracle predicts

What does it say? >> The mystic oracle predicts that you are going to be flying

>> The mystic oracle predicts that you are going to be flying high and tripping big on your

that you are going to be flying high and tripping big on your new handle: the smartest monkey

high and tripping big on your new handle: the smartest monkey to ever live.

new handle: the smartest monkey to ever live. >> Diddy?

to ever live. >> Diddy? "The smartest monkey to

>> Diddy? "The smartest monkey to ever live"?

"The smartest monkey to ever live"? (Laughing)

ever live"? (Laughing) Ooh.

(Laughing) Ooh. Oh, man, now I know your lamp

Ooh. Oh, man, now I know your lamp is broken.

Oh, man, now I know your lamp is broken. >> What does it say about DK?

is broken. >> What does it say about DK? >> The mystic oracle predicts...

>> What does it say about DK? >> The mystic oracle predicts... bad scene.

>> The mystic oracle predicts... bad scene. It says this cat's going to be

bad scene. It says this cat's going to be living lonely all week long.

It says this cat's going to be living lonely all week long. >> Your lamp couldn't be more

living lonely all week long. >> Your lamp couldn't be more wrong, Funky.

>> Your lamp couldn't be more wrong, Funky. I've got a date with Candy every

wrong, Funky. I've got a date with Candy every night this week.

I've got a date with Candy every night this week. What do you say about that?

night this week. What do you say about that? >> I say I got to split 'cause

What do you say about that? >> I say I got to split 'cause there's an epic wave out there

>> I say I got to split 'cause there's an epic wave out there with my name on it.

there's an epic wave out there with my name on it. >> The mystic oracle's

with my name on it. >> The mystic oracle's prediction was right.

>> The mystic oracle's prediction was right. >> It was just a coincidence,

prediction was right. >> It was just a coincidence, little buddy.

>> It was just a coincidence, little buddy. No one can predict the future,

little buddy. No one can predict the future, not even the mystic oracle.

No one can predict the future, not even the mystic oracle. >> "Mystic oracle"?

not even the mystic oracle. >> "Mystic oracle"? I better report this back to the

>> "Mystic oracle"? I better report this back to the big cheese at HQ.

I better report this back to the big cheese at HQ. This is Southern fried fritters

big cheese at HQ. This is Southern fried fritters to crusty crumpets.

This is Southern fried fritters to crusty crumpets. >> K. ROOL: Cut to the chase.

to crusty crumpets. >> K. ROOL: Cut to the chase. And make it snappy.

>> K. ROOL: Cut to the chase. And make it snappy. I'm in the middle of my peel

And make it snappy. I'm in the middle of my peel and pumice bath.

I'm in the middle of my peel and pumice bath. >> Sir, there's an intruder on

and pumice bath. >> Sir, there's an intruder on the island, some fellow who's

>> Sir, there's an intruder on the island, some fellow who's conspiring with the enemy, AKA,

the island, some fellow who's conspiring with the enemy, AKA, the apes.

conspiring with the enemy, AKA, the apes. >> How so, Klump, AKA, twit?

the apes. >> How so, Klump, AKA, twit? >> His name is the

>> How so, Klump, AKA, twit? >> His name is the mystic oracle.

>> His name is the mystic oracle. He predicts the future.

mystic oracle. He predicts the future. >> Continue surveillance.

He predicts the future. >> Continue surveillance. I want a full report.

>> Continue surveillance. I want a full report. (Birds chirping)

I want a full report. (Birds chirping) >> Hey, Dixie.

(Birds chirping) >> Hey, Dixie. What's up?

>> Hey, Dixie. What's up? >> I was going to go fishing.

What's up? >> I was going to go fishing. But I broke my rod.

>> I was going to go fishing. But I broke my rod. >> No probs.

But I broke my rod. >> No probs. It's just a small break.

>> No probs. It's just a small break. I can fix it in a jiff.

It's just a small break. I can fix it in a jiff. >> Oh.

I can fix it in a jiff. >> Oh. >> Ooh!

>> Oh. >> Ooh! >> You fixed it!

>> Ooh! >> You fixed it! You're the smartest monkey to

>> You fixed it! You're the smartest monkey to ever live.

You're the smartest monkey to ever live. See you around, Diddy, DK.

ever live. See you around, Diddy, DK. >> Did you hear that?

See you around, Diddy, DK. >> Did you hear that? She said I'm the smartest monkey

>> Did you hear that? She said I'm the smartest monkey to ever live!

She said I'm the smartest monkey to ever live! >> But she was probably sitting

to ever live! >> But she was probably sitting in the sun too long.

>> But she was probably sitting in the sun too long. >> That's what the mystic

in the sun too long. >> That's what the mystic oracle predicted.

>> That's what the mystic oracle predicted. That's two for two.

oracle predicted. That's two for two. >> It was just a lucky guess.

That's two for two. >> It was just a lucky guess. >> Who in their right mind would

>> It was just a lucky guess. >> Who in their right mind would predict that I'd be the smartest

>> Who in their right mind would predict that I'd be the smartest monkey to ever live.

predict that I'd be the smartest monkey to ever live. >> I can't argue with that.

monkey to ever live. >> I can't argue with that. But I still think it's all

>> I can't argue with that. But I still think it's all a coincidence.

But I still think it's all a coincidence. Now come on.

a coincidence. Now come on. I got to get to Cranky's before

Now come on. I got to get to Cranky's before he gets his support hose in

I got to get to Cranky's before he gets his support hose in a knot.

he gets his support hose in a knot. Run!

>> Sounds like this mystic oracle is as smart as a tree full of owls.

>> Ah, perfect hologram dismount. Ah!

dismount. Ah! >> Hey, Cranky.

Ah! >> Hey, Cranky. What's shaking?

>> Hey, Cranky. What's shaking? >> Cranky, you finished

What's shaking? >> Cranky, you finished the statue!

>> Cranky, you finished the statue! And it's beautiful!

the statue! And it's beautiful! >> I'm a chimp off the

And it's beautiful! >> I'm a chimp off the old block.

>> I'm a chimp off the old block. >> I'll chip your block right

old block. >> I'll chip your block right off if you don't think of

>> I'll chip your block right off if you don't think of an epitaph.

off if you don't think of an epitaph. >> All right, new problem:

an epitaph. >> All right, new problem: uhh, what's an epi-taffy?

>> All right, new problem: uhh, what's an epi-taffy? >> An epitaph, you numbskull.

uhh, what's an epi-taffy? >> An epitaph, you numbskull. It's a personal inscription for

>> An epitaph, you numbskull. It's a personal inscription for the statue.

It's a personal inscription for the statue. >> Oh, okay, sure.

the statue. >> Oh, okay, sure. >> Ooh, ooh, maybe that's part

>> Oh, okay, sure. >> Ooh, ooh, maybe that's part of the mystic oracle's

>> Ooh, ooh, maybe that's part of the mystic oracle's third prediction.

of the mystic oracle's third prediction. >> What are you babbling about?

third prediction. >> What are you babbling about? >> Well, Funky has this lamp

>> What are you babbling about? >> Well, Funky has this lamp that makes predictions that

>> Well, Funky has this lamp that makes predictions that come true.

that makes predictions that come true. >> So what?

come true. >> So what? I can predict too.

>> So what? I can predict too. >> You can?

I can predict too. >> You can? >> I predict both of you

>> You can? >> I predict both of you numbskulls will be leaving soon,

>> I predict both of you numbskulls will be leaving soon, before you drive me crazy!

That epitaph better rock my world.

>> I agree with Cranky. I think the mystic oracle's a load of bunk.

I think the mystic oracle's a load of bunk. >> What about the predictions?

load of bunk. >> What about the predictions? Funky's wave?

>> What about the predictions? Funky's wave? And me being the smartest monkey

Funky's wave? And me being the smartest monkey to ever live?

And me being the smartest monkey to ever live? >> It also said I'd be one

to ever live? >> It also said I'd be one lonely dude.

>> It also said I'd be one lonely dude. But I'm on my way to see--

lonely dude. But I'm on my way to see-- >> CANDY: Donkey Kong!

But I'm on my way to see-- >> CANDY: Donkey Kong! >> Ooh!

Candy. >> Am I ever glad I found you, DK.

>> Am I ever glad I found you, DK. I have to cancel our

DK. I have to cancel our date tonight.

I have to cancel our date tonight. >> That's fantastic!

date tonight. >> That's fantastic! >> Break our date?

>> That's fantastic! >> Break our date? But why?

>> Break our date? But why? >> Bluster has a barrel

But why? >> Bluster has a barrel promotion going on.

>> Bluster has a barrel promotion going on. I'm on double shifts all week.

promotion going on. I'm on double shifts all week. >> That's fantastic!

I'm on double shifts all week. >> That's fantastic! >> Look, I got to go.

>> That's fantastic! >> Look, I got to go. Sorry, DK.

>> Look, I got to go. Sorry, DK. >> The mystic oracle was right.

Sorry, DK. >> The mystic oracle was right. That's three for three!

>> The mystic oracle was right. That's three for three! What do you say now?

That's three for three! What do you say now? >> How am I going to survive a

What do you say now? >> How am I going to survive a whole week without seeing Candy?

>> How am I going to survive a whole week without seeing Candy? >> Hmm.

whole week without seeing Candy? >> Hmm. Maybe we could ask the mystic

>> Hmm. Maybe we could ask the mystic oracle how to change your fate.

Maybe we could ask the mystic oracle how to change your fate. >> What a great idea.

oracle how to change your fate. >> What a great idea. Let's go.

>> What a great idea. Let's go. >> Did you get all that,

Let's go. >> Did you get all that, crusty cru... I mean

>> Did you get all that, crusty cru... I mean King K. Rool?

crusty cru... I mean King K. Rool? >> Yes.

King K. Rool? >> Yes. Klump, I want you to find this

>> Yes. Klump, I want you to find this mystic oracle and bring him

Klump, I want you to find this mystic oracle and bring him to me.

mystic oracle and bring him to me. With his divining power and my

to me. With his divining power and my brain, we shall rule

With his divining power and my brain, we shall rule Kongo Bongo Island!

brain, we shall rule Kongo Bongo Island! (Laughing)

(Birds squawking) >> Hey, Funky. We need another powwow with the

>> Hey, Funky. We need another powwow with the mystic ora-- Huh?

We need another powwow with the mystic ora-- Huh? >> Looks like he's not here.

mystic ora-- Huh? >> Looks like he's not here. He must still be surfing.

>> Looks like he's not here. He must still be surfing. >> Probably catching that

He must still be surfing. >> Probably catching that epic wave.

>> Probably catching that epic wave. >> Now we can't ask the mystic

epic wave. >> Now we can't ask the mystic oracle about changing my fate

>> Now we can't ask the mystic oracle about changing my fate with Candy.

oracle about changing my fate with Candy. >> Sure we can.

with Candy. >> Sure we can. We don't need Funky.

>> Sure we can. We don't need Funky. >> But how are we going to do

We don't need Funky. >> But how are we going to do that celestial thingamajiggy and

>> But how are we going to do that celestial thingamajiggy and planetary whatchamacallit?

that celestial thingamajiggy and planetary whatchamacallit? >> No probs.

planetary whatchamacallit? >> No probs. I remember the spiel.

>> No probs. I remember the spiel. I'll show you.

I remember the spiel. I'll show you. Turn the lamp on.

I'll show you. Turn the lamp on. ¶ Diddly-dee, diddly-do ¶

Turn the lamp on. ¶ Diddly-dee, diddly-do ¶ ¶ Mystic oracle, hello to you ¶

¶ Diddly-dee, diddly-do ¶ ¶ Mystic oracle, hello to you ¶ ¶ Check it out, swing on by ¶

¶ Mystic oracle, hello to you ¶ ¶ Check it out, swing on by ¶ ¶ Something, something,

¶ Check it out, swing on by ¶ ¶ Something, something, cosmic eye ¶

The lamp's working. >> Ask it about me and Candy. >> Oh, mystic oracle, tell us

>> Ask it about me and Candy. >> Oh, mystic oracle, tell us how we can change the fate of

>> Oh, mystic oracle, tell us how we can change the fate of this lowly, lonely loser DK.

how we can change the fate of this lowly, lonely loser DK. >> What's it say?

this lowly, lonely loser DK. >> What's it say? >> Oh, oh, oh, oh!

>> What's it say? >> Oh, oh, oh, oh! It's forming an image!

>> Oh, oh, oh, oh! It's forming an image! A... A banana?

It's forming an image! A... A banana? Nope.

A... A banana? Nope. A barrel, a big barrel, a really

Nope. A barrel, a big barrel, a really big barrel.

A barrel, a big barrel, a really big barrel. >> I don't get it.

big barrel. >> I don't get it. >> Shh, it's moving.

>> I don't get it. >> Shh, it's moving. Ooh, ooh, ooh!

>> Shh, it's moving. Ooh, ooh, ooh! Now it's breaking up into

Ooh, ooh, ooh! Now it's breaking up into smaller ones.

Now it's breaking up into smaller ones. >> Smaller barrels?

smaller ones. >> Smaller barrels? >> That's all it says,

>> Smaller barrels? >> That's all it says, something about lots of barrels.

>> That's all it says, something about lots of barrels. >> Bluster's Barrel Works!

something about lots of barrels. >> Bluster's Barrel Works! >> Tell us more!

>> Bluster's Barrel Works! >> Tell us more! Tell us more!

>> Tell us more! Tell us more! (Gasping)

Tell us more! (Gasping) Wowee-wow!

(Gasping) Wowee-wow! Did you see that?

Wowee-wow! Did you see that? >> Yeah, cool.

Did you see that? >> Yeah, cool. It just went kablooey.

>> Yeah, cool. It just went kablooey. >> That's it!

It just went kablooey. >> That's it! We got to kablooey

>> That's it! We got to kablooey Bluster's Barrel Works.

We got to kablooey Bluster's Barrel Works. >> Yeah!

Bluster's Barrel Works. >> Yeah! Say what?

>> Yeah! Say what? >> Somehow, we have to sabotage

Say what? >> Somehow, we have to sabotage Bluster's Barrel Works

>> Somehow, we have to sabotage Bluster's Barrel Works with bananas!

Bluster's Barrel Works with bananas! >> "Bananas"?

with bananas! >> "Bananas"? Count me in.

>> "Bananas"? Count me in. It sounds perfect.

Count me in. It sounds perfect. >> Well then let's hear it.

It sounds perfect. >> Well then let's hear it. >> Hear what?

>> Well then let's hear it. >> Hear what? >> The epitaph!

>> Hear what? >> The epitaph! >> Uhh, yeah, it's still a

>> The epitaph! >> Uhh, yeah, it's still a little rough.

>> Uhh, yeah, it's still a little rough. >> You'd better not be

little rough. >> You'd better not be goofing off.

>> You'd better not be goofing off. >> Come on.

goofing off. >> Come on. Let's go sabotage

>> Come on. Let's go sabotage Bluster's Barrel Works and see

Let's go sabotage Bluster's Barrel Works and see if that gets me a date

Bluster's Barrel Works and see if that gets me a date with Candy.

if that gets me a date with Candy. >> It can't fail!

with Candy. >> It can't fail! The mystic oracle hasn't been

>> It can't fail! The mystic oracle hasn't been wrong yet.

>> Whoa! (Crashing) (Groaning)

(Crashing) (Groaning) >> A lamp?

(Groaning) >> A lamp? >> Yes, siree.

>> A lamp? >> Yes, siree. It makes predictions.

>> Yes, siree. It makes predictions. >> How in lizard's name can it

It makes predictions. >> How in lizard's name can it do that?

>> How in lizard's name can it do that? >> Well, it needs a translator.

do that? >> Well, it needs a translator. But I've seen enough that I can

>> Well, it needs a translator. But I've seen enough that I can wing it.

But I've seen enough that I can wing it. ¶ Lizard see ¶

wing it. ¶ Lizard see ¶ ¶ Lizard saw ¶

¶ Lizard see ¶ ¶ Lizard saw ¶ ¶ Mystic oracle ¶

¶ Lizard saw ¶ ¶ Mystic oracle ¶ (Scatting)

¶ Mystic oracle ¶ (Scatting) ¶ Slither here, slither there ¶

(Scatting) ¶ Slither here, slither there ¶ ¶ Something, something,

¶ Slither here, slither there ¶ ¶ Something, something, cosmic air ¶

¶ Oh, mystic oracle ¶ ¶ Oh, mystic oracle ¶ ¶ Show me the power ¶

(Sighing) ¶ Mystic oracle, yo, baby ¶ ¶ Ooh ¶

¶ Mystic oracle, yo, baby ¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Yo, baby ¶

>> Enough! Even I could summon the mystic oracle better than

Even I could summon the mystic oracle better than you lunkheads.

¶ >> Oh. Ready?

>> Oh. Ready? >> All set.

Ready? >> All set. Let's go.

>> All set. Let's go. (Grunting)

(Gears grinding) >> What in the world? >> Candy, why have you

>> What in the world? >> Candy, why have you stopped working?

>> Candy, why have you stopped working? Ah!

stopped working? Ah! >> What'll we do?

Ah! >> What'll we do? >> I'll have to call in

>> What'll we do? >> I'll have to call in a repairman.

>> I'll have to call in a repairman. You may as well take the rest of

a repairman. You may as well take the rest of the week off.

You may as well take the rest of the week off. >> Great!

the week off. >> Great! >> Without pay.

>> Great! >> Without pay. >> You're a real jerk, Bluster.

>> Without pay. >> You're a real jerk, Bluster. >> Yes, but a stinking rich one.

>> You're a real jerk, Bluster. >> Yes, but a stinking rich one. >> Mm-hmm.

>> Yes, but a stinking rich one. >> Mm-hmm. DK, guess what.

>> Mm-hmm. DK, guess what. I've got the whole week off.

DK, guess what. I've got the whole week off. >> That's great.

I've got the whole week off. >> That's great. >> Looks like our date is

>> That's great. >> Looks like our date is on again.

>> Looks like our date is on again. >> Oh, Candy, there's nothing

on again. >> Oh, Candy, there's nothing I'd rather be doing--

>> Oh, Candy, there's nothing I'd rather be doing-- than writing an epitaph for my

I'd rather be doing-- than writing an epitaph for my bronze statue.

than writing an epitaph for my bronze statue. >> Are you serious?

bronze statue. >> Are you serious? >> Yes.

>> Are you serious? >> Yes. >> I get a whole week off.

>> Yes. >> I get a whole week off. And you want a love fest with

>> I get a whole week off. And you want a love fest with your statue?

And you want a love fest with your statue? Just fine.

your statue? Just fine. >> I'll make it up to you.

Just fine. >> I'll make it up to you. I promise.

>> I'll make it up to you. I promise. >> So, where is it?

I promise. >> So, where is it? >> I was, umm, in the middle of

>> So, where is it? >> I was, umm, in the middle of something really fantastic.

>> I was, umm, in the middle of something really fantastic. Then you popped in and ruined my

something really fantastic. Then you popped in and ruined my train of thought.

Then you popped in and ruined my train of thought. >> If there is a train of

train of thought. >> If there is a train of thought in there, it's been

>> If there is a train of thought in there, it's been derailed for years.

thought in there, it's been derailed for years. Now hurry up and stop goofing.

derailed for years. Now hurry up and stop goofing. >> Now I've ruined everything.

Now hurry up and stop goofing. >> Now I've ruined everything. Candy's mad at me.

>> Now I've ruined everything. Candy's mad at me. Cranky's losing his patience.

Candy's mad at me. Cranky's losing his patience. And I still have to think of an

Cranky's losing his patience. And I still have to think of an epitaph for my statue.

And I still have to think of an epitaph for my statue. >> Maybe the mystic oracle can

epitaph for my statue. >> Maybe the mystic oracle can predict what the inscription

>> Maybe the mystic oracle can predict what the inscription should be.

predict what the inscription should be. >> What a great idea.

should be. >> What a great idea. Let's go back to Funky's and

>> What a great idea. Let's go back to Funky's and find out.

Let's go back to Funky's and find out. >> That's it!

find out. >> That's it! It says here that when calling

>> That's it! It says here that when calling upon gifted gurus, one must use

It says here that when calling upon gifted gurus, one must use style and panache.

upon gifted gurus, one must use style and panache. ¶ Kingly seer, kingly do ¶

style and panache. ¶ Kingly seer, kingly do ¶ ¶ Mystic oracle, I summon you ¶

¶ Kingly seer, kingly do ¶ ¶ Mystic oracle, I summon you ¶ ¶ Grace me, grant me,

¶ Mystic oracle, I summon you ¶ ¶ Grace me, grant me, pop on by ¶

¶ Grace me, grant me, pop on by ¶ ¶ Enchant me with your

pop on by ¶ ¶ Enchant me with your cosmic eye ¶

¶ Enchant me with your cosmic eye ¶ (Grunting)

cosmic eye ¶ (Grunting) Don't just stand there!

(Grunting) Don't just stand there! Help me!

Don't just stand there! Help me! >> Deodorant, sir?

Help me! >> Deodorant, sir? Sweating like a dingo in

>> Deodorant, sir? Sweating like a dingo in the outback.

Sweating like a dingo in the outback. >> Uhh, shouldn't this be

the outback. >> Uhh, shouldn't this be turned on.

>> Uhh, shouldn't this be turned on. >> No, let me.

turned on. >> No, let me. >> Sir, your sweat'll--

>> No, let me. >> Sir, your sweat'll-- >> Ah!

>> Sir, your sweat'll-- >> Ah! >> Fry you like black eyed peas

>> Ah! >> Fry you like black eyed peas on a hot skillet.

>> Fry you like black eyed peas on a hot skillet. >> Clearly, you underestimated

on a hot skillet. >> Clearly, you underestimated the necessity and skill of a

>> Clearly, you underestimated the necessity and skill of a mystic oracle translator.

the necessity and skill of a mystic oracle translator. >> Uhh, yeah.

mystic oracle translator. >> Uhh, yeah. None of the apes fried the way

>> Uhh, yeah. None of the apes fried the way you did.

None of the apes fried the way you did. >> Get me someone who's

you did. >> Get me someone who's linguistically adept in

>> Get me someone who's linguistically adept in lamp lingo.

linguistically adept in lamp lingo. >> Black flag bogus day on

lamp lingo. >> Black flag bogus day on the surf.

>> Black flag bogus day on the surf. It just couldn't get worse.

the surf. It just couldn't get worse. >> Oh, yes, it can!

It just couldn't get worse. >> Oh, yes, it can! >> Today was a total downer.

>> Oh, yes, it can! >> Today was a total downer. >> Total downer, eh?

>> Today was a total downer. >> Total downer, eh? Ehh, why?

>> Total downer, eh? Ehh, why? >> Check this, dudes.

Ehh, why? >> Check this, dudes. I was body whomping and getting

>> Check this, dudes. I was body whomping and getting ready to capitalize on this

I was body whomping and getting ready to capitalize on this major wave.

ready to capitalize on this major wave. I was riding high,

major wave. I was riding high, inside the barrel.

I was riding high, inside the barrel. Then, boof!

inside the barrel. Then, boof! >> "Boof"?

Then, boof! >> "Boof"? >> The wave clam-shelled me.

>> "Boof"? >> The wave clam-shelled me. I was zip-locked.

>> The wave clam-shelled me. I was zip-locked. I had to bail.

I was zip-locked. I had to bail. Next thing you know, I was

I had to bail. Next thing you know, I was diving for pearls,

Next thing you know, I was diving for pearls, total eclipse, full kick out.

diving for pearls, total eclipse, full kick out. You dig?

total eclipse, full kick out. You dig? >> Bummer, soldier, makes it

You dig? >> Bummer, soldier, makes it twice as tough for me to lay

>> Bummer, soldier, makes it twice as tough for me to lay this kidnapping deal on you.

twice as tough for me to lay this kidnapping deal on you. >> That's cool, dude.

this kidnapping deal on you. >> That's cool, dude. It's not your fault my vibes are

>> That's cool, dude. It's not your fault my vibes are "frequenced" to the max and

It's not your fault my vibes are "frequenced" to the max and tripping in the red.

"frequenced" to the max and tripping in the red. >> Right, well...

tripping in the red. >> Right, well... >> I hope Funky doesn't mind us

>> Right, well... >> I hope Funky doesn't mind us using his lamp like this.

>> I hope Funky doesn't mind us using his lamp like this. >> The lamp, it's gone!

using his lamp like this. >> The lamp, it's gone! >> But who'd want to steal

>> The lamp, it's gone! >> But who'd want to steal the lamp?

>> But who'd want to steal the lamp? Lizards!

>> I don't get it. Why would K. Rool want the mystic oracle?

Why would K. Rool want the mystic oracle? >> Why wouldn't he?

mystic oracle? >> Why wouldn't he? It predicts the future.

>> Why wouldn't he? It predicts the future. It's the ultimate power.

It predicts the future. It's the ultimate power. >> But he wouldn't even know how

It's the ultimate power. >> But he wouldn't even know how to use it without Funky.

>> But he wouldn't even know how to use it without Funky. >> Oh no!

to use it without Funky. >> Oh no! >> They stole the lamp and

>> Oh no! >> They stole the lamp and kidnapped Funky!

>> They stole the lamp and kidnapped Funky! >> General Klump, force that

kidnapped Funky! >> General Klump, force that Funky monkey to predict

>> General Klump, force that Funky monkey to predict my future.

Funky monkey to predict my future. >> Sir, if I may?

my future. >> Sir, if I may? The enemy has had a rough day.

>> Sir, if I may? The enemy has had a rough day. He had to fully bail on this

The enemy has had a rough day. He had to fully bail on this wave that was thought to

He had to fully bail on this wave that was thought to be epic.

wave that was thought to be epic. And now he's tripping on some

be epic. And now he's tripping on some heavy downer time.

And now he's tripping on some heavy downer time. So, I was wondering if... if you

heavy downer time. So, I was wondering if... if you could cut him some slack.

So, I was wondering if... if you could cut him some slack. He's just trying to relax and...

could cut him some slack. He's just trying to relax and... and relate right now.

He's just trying to relax and... and relate right now. >> Make him tell me my future or

and relate right now. >> Make him tell me my future or else you won't have one.

>> Make him tell me my future or else you won't have one. >> It's cool.

else you won't have one. >> It's cool. Let's jam.

>> It's cool. Let's jam. >> He's going to make a scene

Let's jam. >> He's going to make a scene and jam.

>> He's going to make a scene and jam. Hang loose.

and jam. Hang loose. >> I'll hang your hide out to

Hang loose. >> I'll hang your hide out to dry if you don't knock it off.

>> I'll hang your hide out to dry if you don't knock it off. >> I can't work my magic around

dry if you don't knock it off. >> I can't work my magic around all this bad karma.

>> I can't work my magic around all this bad karma. >> Listen, you little weirdo.

all this bad karma. >> Listen, you little weirdo. Start jamming or the next epic

>> Listen, you little weirdo. Start jamming or the next epic wave you see will be in the

Start jamming or the next epic wave you see will be in the sewers of my dungeon!

wave you see will be in the sewers of my dungeon! Dig it?

sewers of my dungeon! Dig it? >> When I get home, I got to do

Dig it? >> When I get home, I got to do some major chakra cleansing.

>> When I get home, I got to do some major chakra cleansing. That surfing bail totally

some major chakra cleansing. That surfing bail totally whacked out my aura.

That surfing bail totally whacked out my aura. (Snapping)

whacked out my aura. (Snapping) >> Come on.

(Snapping) >> Come on. Make it snappy.

>> Come on. Make it snappy. ¶ Monkey seer ¶

Make it snappy. ¶ Monkey seer ¶ ¶ Monkey do ¶

¶ Monkey seer ¶ ¶ Monkey do ¶ ¶ Mystic oracle ¶

¶ Monkey do ¶ ¶ Mystic oracle ¶ ¶ We summon you ¶

¶ Mystic oracle ¶ ¶ We summon you ¶ ¶ Make the scene ¶

¶ We summon you ¶ ¶ Make the scene ¶ ¶ Groove on by ¶

¶ Make the scene ¶ ¶ Groove on by ¶ ¶ Bless us with your

¶ Groove on by ¶ ¶ Bless us with your cosmic eye ¶

Yo, kick it. >> It's working! What does it say about

>> It's working! What does it say about my future?

What does it say about my future? >> The mystical oracle

my future? >> The mystical oracle predicts that--

>> The mystical oracle predicts that-- >> Yes?

predicts that-- >> Yes? >> The slimy dude will get

>> Yes? >> The slimy dude will get exactly what he deserves.

>> The slimy dude will get exactly what he deserves. >> Did you hear that?

exactly what he deserves. >> Did you hear that? I'm going to get what I deserve!

>> Did you hear that? I'm going to get what I deserve! I'm going to get what I deserve!

I'm going to get what I deserve! I'm going to get what I deserve! I'm going to get what I deserve!

I'm going to get what I deserve! I'm going to get what I deserve! (Laughing)

I'm going to get what I deserve! (Laughing) I'm going to be the king of

(Laughing) I'm going to be the king of Kongo Bongo Island.

I'm going to be the king of Kongo Bongo Island. >> Hey, pond gack!

Kongo Bongo Island. >> Hey, pond gack! I demand that you release

>> Hey, pond gack! I demand that you release my friend.

I demand that you release my friend. >> Oh, yes, fine, fine.

my friend. >> Oh, yes, fine, fine. The Funky monkey can go.

>> Oh, yes, fine, fine. The Funky monkey can go. Shoo.

The Funky monkey can go. Shoo. Skedaddle.

Shoo. Skedaddle. >> It's been real.

Skedaddle. >> It's been real. >> Ditto, dude.

>> It's been real. >> Ditto, dude. >> Hey, Funk man.

>> Ditto, dude. >> Hey, Funk man. Let me do you a solid.

>> Hey, Funk man. Let me do you a solid. Take my wheels.

Let me do you a solid. Take my wheels. >> Right on.

Take my wheels. >> Right on. Later, dude.

>> Right on. Later, dude. >> What was that about?

Later, dude. >> What was that about? >> I don't know.

>> What was that about? >> I don't know. But let's not go there.

>> I don't know. But let's not go there. And I'm taking the lamp too.

But let's not go there. And I'm taking the lamp too. >> "The lamp"?

And I'm taking the lamp too. >> "The lamp"? Oh, yes, fine.

>> "The lamp"? Oh, yes, fine. Take the lamp.

Oh, yes, fine. Take the lamp. You see, I'm going to be the

Take the lamp. You see, I'm going to be the future ruler of

You see, I'm going to be the future ruler of Kongo Bongo Island.

future ruler of Kongo Bongo Island. >> In your dreams, pond gack.

Kongo Bongo Island. >> In your dreams, pond gack. >> Oh, no, in reality.

>> In your dreams, pond gack. >> Oh, no, in reality. The mystic oracle said so.

>> Oh, no, in reality. The mystic oracle said so. >> "The mystic oracle said so"?

The mystic oracle said so. >> "The mystic oracle said so"? >> Negative, dudes.

>> "The mystic oracle said so"? >> Negative, dudes. >> What?

>> Negative, dudes. >> What? You said the mystic oracle

>> What? You said the mystic oracle predicted that I'd be king of

You said the mystic oracle predicted that I'd be king of Kongo Bongo!

predicted that I'd be king of Kongo Bongo! >> Negative,

Kongo Bongo! >> Negative, skanky villain dude.

>> Negative, skanky villain dude. I said you'd get what

skanky villain dude. I said you'd get what you deserve.

I said you'd get what you deserve. >> Yes, but that means--

you deserve. >> Yes, but that means-- The lamp!

>> Yes, but that means-- The lamp! Stop them, you halfwits!

The lamp! Stop them, you halfwits! Klump, wait for me!

Stop them, you halfwits! Klump, wait for me! (Wheels screeching)

(Wheels screeching) >> Bye-bye! >> Bingo!

>> Bye-bye! >> Bingo! >> Gotcha!

>> Bingo! >> Gotcha! Yes!

>> Gotcha! Yes! >> Ah!

Yes! >> Ah! (Crashing)

>> Ah! (Crashing) (Grunting)

(Crashing) (Grunting) (Laughing)

(Grunting) (Laughing) >> DK, look out!

(Laughing) >> DK, look out! (Wheels screeching)

>> DK, look out! (Wheels screeching) (Sighing)

(Wheels screeching) (Sighing) (Wheels screeching)

(Sighing) (Wheels screeching) >> Hand over the lamp or it's

(Wheels screeching) >> Hand over the lamp or it's hasta la vista, baby!

>> Hand over the lamp or it's hasta la vista, baby! >> I say give him the lamp, DK.

hasta la vista, baby! >> I say give him the lamp, DK. What's the worst he can do?

>> I say give him the lamp, DK. What's the worst he can do? (Laughing)

What's the worst he can do? (Laughing) I will have supreme power over

(Laughing) I will have supreme power over you Neanderthal throwbacks.

I will have supreme power over you Neanderthal throwbacks. With the mystic oracle at my

you Neanderthal throwbacks. With the mystic oracle at my fingertips, I shall know

With the mystic oracle at my fingertips, I shall know everything there is to know

fingertips, I shall know everything there is to know before it happens.

everything there is to know before it happens. Mark my words.

before it happens. Mark my words. You will never, ever get the

Mark my words. You will never, ever get the better of me again.

You will never, ever get the better of me again. >> That doesn't sound too good.

better of me again. >> That doesn't sound too good. (Laughing)

>> That doesn't sound too good. (Laughing) Neither does your alternative.

(Laughing) Neither does your alternative. >> Uhh, can I have a

Neither does your alternative. >> Uhh, can I have a last request?

>> Uhh, can I have a last request? >> Fine.

last request? >> Fine. Ask the lamp anything you wish.

>> Fine. Ask the lamp anything you wish. >> Good thinking, DK.

Ask the lamp anything you wish. >> Good thinking, DK. You going to ask what your

>> Good thinking, DK. You going to ask what your epitaph should be?

You going to ask what your epitaph should be? >> Nope.

epitaph should be? >> Nope. I want to ask Funky permission

>> Nope. I want to ask Funky permission to get rid of the lamp.

I want to ask Funky permission to get rid of the lamp. Do you mind?

to get rid of the lamp. Do you mind? >> No.

Do you mind? >> No. It wasn't accurate anyway.

>> No. It wasn't accurate anyway. I never did catch that

It wasn't accurate anyway. I never did catch that epic wave.

I never did catch that epic wave. >> No!

epic wave. >> No! >> Oh!

>> No! >> Oh! What did you do that for?

>> Oh! What did you do that for? >> I realized too much knowledge

What did you do that for? >> I realized too much knowledge is a dangerous thing,

>> I realized too much knowledge is a dangerous thing, little buddy.

is a dangerous thing, little buddy. >> Klump!

little buddy. >> Klump! Krusha!

>> Klump! Krusha! >> Whoa!

Krusha! >> Whoa! >> The mystic oracle was

>> Whoa! >> The mystic oracle was right again.

>> The mystic oracle was right again. It predicted King K. Rool would

right again. It predicted King K. Rool would get what he deserves.

It predicted King K. Rool would get what he deserves. >> Yeah, but it was wrong about

get what he deserves. >> Yeah, but it was wrong about Funky's prediction.

>> Yeah, but it was wrong about Funky's prediction. He never did catch that

Funky's prediction. He never did catch that epic wave.

He never did catch that epic wave. >> Negative, dudes.

epic wave. >> Negative, dudes. It doesn't get more epic

>> Negative, dudes. It doesn't get more epic than this.

It doesn't get more epic than this. Whoa!

A totally mind-blowing experience! >> Whoa!

mind-blowing experience! >> Whoa! (Laughing)

>> Whoa! (Laughing) >> The mystic oracle was

(Laughing) >> The mystic oracle was right again.

>> The mystic oracle was right again. >> I don't know if the mystic

right again. >> I don't know if the mystic oracle can predict the future or

>> I don't know if the mystic oracle can predict the future or not, little buddy.

oracle can predict the future or not, little buddy. But I do know one thing.

not, little buddy. But I do know one thing. It's a lot more fun to be in

But I do know one thing. It's a lot more fun to be in charge of your own fate.

It's a lot more fun to be in charge of your own fate. Hey, that's it.

charge of your own fate. Hey, that's it. >> What's it?

Hey, that's it. >> What's it? >> My epitaph.

>> What's it? >> My epitaph. >> Okay, I've had it.

>> My epitaph. >> Okay, I've had it. Do you have an epitaph or not?

>> Okay, I've had it. Do you have an epitaph or not? >> Here stands Donkey Kong,

Do you have an epitaph or not? >> Here stands Donkey Kong, ruler of Kongo Bongo Island,

>> Here stands Donkey Kong, ruler of Kongo Bongo Island, local hero, protector of the

ruler of Kongo Bongo Island, local hero, protector of the Crystal Coconut and a monkey in

local hero, protector of the Crystal Coconut and a monkey in charge of his own fate.

Crystal Coconut and a monkey in charge of his own fate. >> Hey, kind of rocks my world.

charge of his own fate. >> Hey, kind of rocks my world. Way to go, Donkey Kong.

>> Hey, kind of rocks my world. Way to go, Donkey Kong. >> Banana slamma!

Way to go, Donkey Kong. >> Banana slamma! (Lizards screaming)

>> Banana slamma! (Lizards screaming) >> Well, you don't need a mystic

(Lizards screaming) >> Well, you don't need a mystic oracle to know that's got

>> Well, you don't need a mystic oracle to know that's got to hurt.

oracle to know that's got to hurt. (Laughing)

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