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¶ Ooh ¶
¶ Ah ¶
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¶ Ooh ¶
¶ Ah ¶
¶ Ooh-ah ¶
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¶ Ah ¶
¶ Ooh-ah ¶
¶ Donkey Kong ¶
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¶ Ooh-ah ¶
¶ Donkey Kong ¶
¶ Hey-oh ¶
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¶ Donkey Kong ¶
¶ Hey-oh ¶
¶ Look out down below ¶
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¶ Hey-oh ¶
¶ Look out down below ¶
¶ Here he comes ¶
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¶ Look out down below ¶
¶ Here he comes ¶
¶ Banana slamma ¶
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¶ Donkey Kong ¶
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¶ Ooh ¶
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¶ Ooh ¶
¶ Ah ¶
¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶
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¶
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¶ Ooh ¶
¶ Ah ¶
¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶
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¶ Ah ¶
¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶
¶ Hey-oh ¶
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¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶
¶ Hey-oh ¶
¶ Look out down below ¶
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¶ Hey-oh ¶
¶ Look out down below ¶
¶ Here he comes ¶
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¶ Look out down below ¶
¶ Here he comes ¶
¶ Banana slamma ¶
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¶ Here he comes ¶
¶ Banana slamma ¶
¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶
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¶ Banana slamma ¶
¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶
¶ Hey-oh ¶
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¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶
¶ Hey-oh ¶
¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶
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¶ Hey-oh ¶
¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶
¶ Let's go ¶
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¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶
¶ Let's go ¶
¶ Here he comes ¶
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¶ Let's go ¶
¶ Here he comes ¶
¶ Banana slamma ¶
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¶
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>> DK: Yes, sirree, little
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buddy.
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What could be better than a day
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of fishing?
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>> How about actually catching a
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fish?
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>> Whoa, I've got something.
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It's a big one.
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It's a--
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Whoa!
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(Crashing)
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>> Bottle.
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>> I already caught my limit of
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bottles for today.
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>> It's got something inside.
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A message.
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DK, it's for you!
>> Really?
"On behalf of the Federation of
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>> Really?
"On behalf of the Federation of
Future Rulers, you, Donkey Kong,
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"On behalf of the Federation of
Future Rulers, you, Donkey Kong,
have been elected future ruler
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Future Rulers, you, Donkey Kong,
have been elected future ruler
of all Future Rulers.
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have been elected future ruler
of all Future Rulers.
We would like you to report for
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of all Future Rulers.
We would like you to report for
your five-year term at head
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We would like you to report for
your five-year term at head
office tomorrow."
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your five-year term at head
office tomorrow."
Tomorrow?
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office tomorrow."
Tomorrow?
Diddy, they want me to leave
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Tomorrow?
Diddy, they want me to leave
Kongo Bongo!
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Diddy, they want me to leave
Kongo Bongo!
>> Jeepin' jungleberries!
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Kongo Bongo!
>> Jeepin' jungleberries!
>> CRANKY: Donkey Kong, I
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>> Jeepin' jungleberries!
>> CRANKY: Donkey Kong, I
might've known you'd be wasting
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>> CRANKY: Donkey Kong, I
might've known you'd be wasting
time instead of--
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might've known you'd be wasting
time instead of--
>> DK: Cranky, look what I got.
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>> I see.
It's a real honour, DK.
When the Federation of Future
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It's a real honour, DK.
When the Federation of Future
Rulers calls, you gotta answer.
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When the Federation of Future
Rulers calls, you gotta answer.
>> I do?
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Rulers calls, you gotta answer.
>> I do?
>> This is good news!
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>> I do?
>> This is good news!
And there's even more!
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>> This is good news!
And there's even more!
Every time a future ruler
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And there's even more!
Every time a future ruler
leaves for a big promotion, he
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Every time a future ruler
leaves for a big promotion, he
gets a farewell banquet.
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leaves for a big promotion, he
gets a farewell banquet.
>> Really?
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gets a farewell banquet.
>> Really?
How often does this happen?
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>> Really?
How often does this happen?
>> You're the first.
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How often does this happen?
>> You're the first.
>> Get ready to be humbled and
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>> You're the first.
>> Get ready to be humbled and
embarrassed, big buddy.
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>> Get ready to be humbled and
embarrassed, big buddy.
>> Why, is there food on my
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embarrassed, big buddy.
>> Why, is there food on my
face?
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>> Why, is there food on my
face?
>> No, DK.
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face?
>> No, DK.
It's showtime!
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(Clapping)
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I guess we all know why we're
here today.
>> You said there were
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here today.
>> You said there were
fireworks, Dids.
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>> You said there were
fireworks, Dids.
>> You bribed me.
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fireworks, Dids.
>> You bribed me.
>> Free food!
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>> You bribed me.
>> Free food!
>> Today we're bidding the big
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>> Free food!
>> Today we're bidding the big
adios to one of our own, which
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>> Today we're bidding the big
adios to one of our own, which
reminds me of a story.
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adios to one of our own, which
reminds me of a story.
(Booing)
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reminds me of a story.
(Booing)
Sheesh, just trying to warm up
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(Booing)
Sheesh, just trying to warm up
the crowd here.
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Sheesh, just trying to warm up
the crowd here.
>> We're warm enough, now sit
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the crowd here.
>> We're warm enough, now sit
down!
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>> We're warm enough, now sit
down!
>> Okay.
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down!
>> Okay.
Well, between you and me, our
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>> Okay.
Well, between you and me, our
first speaker leaves me a little
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Well, between you and me, our
first speaker leaves me a little
cold.
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first speaker leaves me a little
cold.
(Chuckling)
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cold.
(Chuckling)
Please welcome Eddie the Mean
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(Chuckling)
Please welcome Eddie the Mean
Old Yeti!
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Please welcome Eddie the Mean
Old Yeti!
(Clapping)
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>> Eddie say, Donkey Kong cool,
and Eddie the Yeti know from
cool.
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and Eddie the Yeti know from
cool.
(Crowd laughing)
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cool.
(Crowd laughing)
>> Hey, how'd he get laughs?
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(Crowd laughing)
>> Hey, how'd he get laughs?
I'm dying out there.
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>> Hey, how'd he get laughs?
I'm dying out there.
>> Eddie the Yeti and I had lots
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I'm dying out there.
>> Eddie the Yeti and I had lots
of laughs together.
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>> Eddie the Yeti and I had lots
of laughs together.
Right, Ed?
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of laughs together.
Right, Ed?
>> I remember--
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Right, Ed?
>> I remember--
(Laughing)
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Me Eddie the Mean Old Yeti.
Me cranky.
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(Shouting)
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>> What?
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Got ya!
>> No charge for delivery.
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>> BLUSTER: Lunch break is over,
it's time to get to work.
>> Well, maybe not that many
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it's time to get to work.
>> Well, maybe not that many
laughs.
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>> Well, maybe not that many
laughs.
>> Bye bye, monkey.
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laughs.
>> Bye bye, monkey.
Eddie sadder than when he had
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>> Bye bye, monkey.
Eddie sadder than when he had
bad case of freezer burn.
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>> And now, I give you my good
friend Funky.
>> Donkey dude, our karma has
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friend Funky.
>> Donkey dude, our karma has
collided and our vibes have
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>> Donkey dude, our karma has
collided and our vibes have
always twanged on the same
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collided and our vibes have
always twanged on the same
wavelength.
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always twanged on the same
wavelength.
>> CROWD: Huh?
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wavelength.
>> CROWD: Huh?
>> I think he's saying that
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>> CROWD: Huh?
>> I think he's saying that
we've been through a lot
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>> I think he's saying that
we've been through a lot
together.
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we've been through a lot
together.
(Screaming)
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>> DIDDY: There it is!
Yeah, I see it!
>> Cool, I'll splash you down
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Yeah, I see it!
>> Cool, I'll splash you down
right next to the ship.
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>> Cool, I'll splash you down
right next to the ship.
(Screaming)
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right next to the ship.
(Screaming)
Bummer.
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(Screaming)
Bummer.
Ride that curve!
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Bummer.
Ride that curve!
>> Whoa, bananas overboard!
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Ride that curve!
>> Whoa, bananas overboard!
>> DIDDY: We're flying upside
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>> Whoa, bananas overboard!
>> DIDDY: We're flying upside
down!
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>> DIDDY: We're flying upside
down!
>> Chill, Phil.
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down!
>> Chill, Phil.
(Screaming)
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Whoa, surf's up, dude!
>> DIDDY: Duck!
>> Don't stop!
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>> DIDDY: Duck!
>> Don't stop!
Keep moving!
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>> Don't stop!
Keep moving!
Let your body do the brainwork!
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Whoa, looking like roadkill
now, baby.
>> At least, that's what I
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now, baby.
>> At least, that's what I
thought he said.
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>> At least, that's what I
thought he said.
>> You read me like-- like a
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thought he said.
>> You read me like-- like a
runaway wave, Donkey dude.
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>> You read me like-- like a
runaway wave, Donkey dude.
Like I always say--
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runaway wave, Donkey dude.
Like I always say--
>> The karmic tide is high,
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Like I always say--
>> The karmic tide is high,
dude.
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>> The karmic tide is high,
dude.
The cosmos is singin' and good
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dude.
The cosmos is singin' and good
vibes are frequent to the max!
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The cosmos is singin' and good
vibes are frequent to the max!
>> Oh, yeah!
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vibes are frequent to the max!
>> Oh, yeah!
¶ Kick back and have a zone
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>> Oh, yeah!
¶ Kick back and have a zone
out ¶
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¶ Kick back and have a zone
out ¶
¶ Copasetic glide-by leaving
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out ¶
¶ Copasetic glide-by leaving
you with no doubt ¶
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¶ Copasetic glide-by leaving
you with no doubt ¶
¶ No need to wig, you dig? ¶
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you with no doubt ¶
¶ No need to wig, you dig? ¶
¶ It's a hardcore, full-tilt
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¶ No need to wig, you dig? ¶
¶ It's a hardcore, full-tilt
chillable gig ¶
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¶ It's a hardcore, full-tilt
chillable gig ¶
¶ My body's in sync, my mind is
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chillable gig ¶
¶ My body's in sync, my mind is
on auto-cruise ¶
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¶ My body's in sync, my mind is
on auto-cruise ¶
¶ Now, all I got to do is tune
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on auto-cruise ¶
¶ Now, all I got to do is tune
into my inner voice ¶
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¶ Now, all I got to do is tune
into my inner voice ¶
¶ All those negative vibes burn
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into my inner voice ¶
¶ All those negative vibes burn
me out ¶
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¶ All those negative vibes burn
me out ¶
¶ So, I decided to just chill
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me out ¶
¶ So, I decided to just chill
and clock some zees ¶
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¶ So, I decided to just chill
and clock some zees ¶
¶ Everything was copasetic ¶
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and clock some zees ¶
¶ Everything was copasetic ¶
¶ And I thought I'd try a little
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¶ Everything was copasetic ¶
¶ And I thought I'd try a little
barrel roll ¶
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¶ And I thought I'd try a little
barrel roll ¶
¶ And out rolled the barrel ¶
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barrel roll ¶
¶ And out rolled the barrel ¶
Heavy.
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¶ And out rolled the barrel ¶
Heavy.
¶ What goes around comes
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Heavy.
¶ What goes around comes
around ¶
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¶ What goes around comes
around ¶
¶ You better flex and move to
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around ¶
¶ You better flex and move to
correct ¶
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¶ You better flex and move to
correct ¶
¶ Or I'm bettin' you are
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correct ¶
¶ Or I'm bettin' you are
regrettin' ¶
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¶ Or I'm bettin' you are
regrettin' ¶
¶ I have cosmic jurisdiction
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regrettin' ¶
¶ I have cosmic jurisdiction
to assign mantras ¶
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¶ I have cosmic jurisdiction
to assign mantras ¶
¶ But before I can do that ¶
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to assign mantras ¶
¶ But before I can do that ¶
¶ You dudes'll need a major
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¶ But before I can do that ¶
¶ You dudes'll need a major
cosmic cleansing ¶
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¶ You dudes'll need a major
cosmic cleansing ¶
¶ And total
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cosmic cleansing ¶
¶ And total
clearing of the chakras ¶
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¶ And total
clearing of the chakras ¶
¶ The babes went cruisin' with
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clearing of the chakras ¶
¶ The babes went cruisin' with
what you're losin' from the
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¶ The babes went cruisin' with
what you're losin' from the
second you made the scene ¶
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what you're losin' from the
second you made the scene ¶
>> Gee, Funky, I'm touched.
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second you made the scene ¶
>> Gee, Funky, I'm touched.
Unless I should be insulted.
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>> Gee, Funky, I'm touched.
Unless I should be insulted.
(Laughing)
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Unless I should be insulted.
(Laughing)
(Clapping)
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>> DIDDY: Our next speaker needs
no introduction other than the
words "Show me the mummsy."
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no introduction other than the
words "Show me the mummsy."
(Chuckling)
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words "Show me the mummsy."
(Chuckling)
I-- I mean "money."
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(Chuckling)
I-- I mean "money."
Sorry, Bluster.
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I-- I mean "money."
Sorry, Bluster.
>> Yes, I'm rich and powerful
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Sorry, Bluster.
>> Yes, I'm rich and powerful
and handsome, it's true.
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>> Yes, I'm rich and powerful
and handsome, it's true.
And yet, I wonder where I'd be
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and handsome, it's true.
And yet, I wonder where I'd be
without my friend Donkey Kong.
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And yet, I wonder where I'd be
without my friend Donkey Kong.
It's obvious you need my
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without my friend Donkey Kong.
It's obvious you need my
big-business knowhow to make
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It's obvious you need my
big-business knowhow to make
your little Coconut Chill
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big-business knowhow to make
your little Coconut Chill
operation a real success.
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your little Coconut Chill
operation a real success.
You can't paddle the canoe
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operation a real success.
You can't paddle the canoe
halfway, you can't go up the
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You can't paddle the canoe
halfway, you can't go up the
stairs without coming back
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halfway, you can't go up the
stairs without coming back
down.
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stairs without coming back
down.
>> DIDDY: What?
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down.
>> DIDDY: What?
>> The bigger you think, the
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>> DIDDY: What?
>> The bigger you think, the
bigger big shot you become, and
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>> The bigger you think, the
bigger big shot you become, and
the more you'll impress Candy.
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bigger big shot you become, and
the more you'll impress Candy.
>> Oh, Candy!
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the more you'll impress Candy.
>> Oh, Candy!
>> Oh, look, it's Donkey Kong,
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>> Oh, Candy!
>> Oh, look, it's Donkey Kong,
this year's poster boy for lame
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>> Oh, look, it's Donkey Kong,
this year's poster boy for lame
ideas.
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this year's poster boy for lame
ideas.
I'm the boss, and the boss
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ideas.
I'm the boss, and the boss
says--
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I'm the boss, and the boss
says--
¶ Ninety-one banana bunches
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says--
¶ Ninety-one banana bunches
on the wall ¶
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¶ Ninety-one banana bunches
on the wall ¶
¶ 91 banana bunches ¶
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on the wall ¶
¶ 91 banana bunches ¶
Help!
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¶ 91 banana bunches ¶
Help!
Help!
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Help!
Help!
(Chuckling)
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Help!
(Chuckling)
>> In any event, Donkey Kong,
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(Chuckling)
>> In any event, Donkey Kong,
I'd like to think that when
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>> In any event, Donkey Kong,
I'd like to think that when
you're gone I can, in some small
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I'd like to think that when
you're gone I can, in some small
way, fill your shoes.
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you're gone I can, in some small
way, fill your shoes.
I am a remarkable specimen.
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way, fill your shoes.
I am a remarkable specimen.
Candy, Candy, Candy!
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I am a remarkable specimen.
Candy, Candy, Candy!
Who's the handsomest, bravest
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Candy, Candy, Candy!
Who's the handsomest, bravest
ape on all of Kongo Bongo?
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Who's the handsomest, bravest
ape on all of Kongo Bongo?
>> That's easy, I go out with
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ape on all of Kongo Bongo?
>> That's easy, I go out with
him!
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>> That's easy, I go out with
him!
It's Donkey Kong!
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him!
It's Donkey Kong!
>> What's he got that I don't?
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It's Donkey Kong!
>> What's he got that I don't?
I've got a barrel factory, I've
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>> What's he got that I don't?
I've got a barrel factory, I've
got a-- barrel factory.
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I've got a barrel factory, I've
got a-- barrel factory.
>> Bluster!
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got a-- barrel factory.
>> Bluster!
>> BLUSTER: Hey, Candy, what do
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>> Bluster!
>> BLUSTER: Hey, Candy, what do
you say?
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>> BLUSTER: Hey, Candy, what do
you say?
>> Huh?
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you say?
>> Huh?
(Screaming)
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>> Huh?
(Screaming)
>> Yeah, baby, take a good look.
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(Screaming)
>> Yeah, baby, take a good look.
So, will you go out with me
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>> Yeah, baby, take a good look.
So, will you go out with me
now?
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So, will you go out with me
now?
Now, how do I get you to tell
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now?
Now, how do I get you to tell
me how to get Candy to love me?
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Now, how do I get you to tell
me how to get Candy to love me?
A love potion?
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me how to get Candy to love me?
A love potion?
One pinch of banana root sent
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A love potion?
One pinch of banana root sent
straight from my heart.
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One pinch of banana root sent
straight from my heart.
I'm offering you the
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straight from my heart.
I'm offering you the
opportunity of a lifetime,
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I'm offering you the
opportunity of a lifetime,
the opportunity to become Mrs.
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opportunity of a lifetime,
the opportunity to become Mrs.
Bluster the Benevolent.
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the opportunity to become Mrs.
Bluster the Benevolent.
>> Rejected.
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Bluster the Benevolent.
>> Rejected.
Watching my figure.
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>> Rejected.
Watching my figure.
>> Don't bother, I'm watching it
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Watching my figure.
>> Don't bother, I'm watching it
for ya.
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>> Don't bother, I'm watching it
for ya.
>> Hey!
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for ya.
>> Hey!
She's the gorilla of my dreams.
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>> Hey!
She's the gorilla of my dreams.
If only I could get her away
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She's the gorilla of my dreams.
If only I could get her away
from--
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If only I could get her away
from--
>> What do you see in this big
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from--
>> What do you see in this big
hairy ape?
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>> What do you see in this big
hairy ape?
>> Well, he's-- uh-- well--
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hairy ape?
>> Well, he's-- uh-- well--
>> Yes?
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>> Well, he's-- uh-- well--
>> Yes?
>> Well, he's-- he's a big hairy
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>> Yes?
>> Well, he's-- he's a big hairy
ape!
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>> Well, he's-- he's a big hairy
ape!
And you're not!
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ape!
And you're not!
>> Ouch.
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And you're not!
>> Ouch.
>> That's better.
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>> Ouch.
>> That's better.
>> That was my flashback!
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>> That's better.
>> That was my flashback!
How'd he do that?
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>> That was my flashback!
How'd he do that?
>> Hey, Diddy, is it my turn
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How'd he do that?
>> Hey, Diddy, is it my turn
yet?
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>> Hey, Diddy, is it my turn
yet?
>> Well, this is where I was
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yet?
>> Well, this is where I was
gonna do my musical tribute to
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>> Well, this is where I was
gonna do my musical tribute to
DK--
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gonna do my musical tribute to
DK--
(Booing)
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DK--
(Booing)
But that can wait.
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(Booing)
But that can wait.
I give you, Miss Candy Kong.
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But that can wait.
I give you, Miss Candy Kong.
(Whistling)
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I give you, Miss Candy Kong.
(Whistling)
>> Poor kid, she's gonna really
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(Whistling)
>> Poor kid, she's gonna really
miss me.
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>> Poor kid, she's gonna really
miss me.
>> Donkey Kong, I'd just like to
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miss me.
>> Donkey Kong, I'd just like to
say that you're appointment as
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>> Donkey Kong, I'd just like to
say that you're appointment as
future ruler of the Future
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say that you're appointment as
future ruler of the Future
Rulers is--
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future ruler of the Future
Rulers is--
>> Here it comes.
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Rulers is--
>> Here it comes.
>> CANDY: The best thing that
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>> Here it comes.
>> CANDY: The best thing that
could ever of happened to you.
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>> CANDY: The best thing that
could ever of happened to you.
>> Huh?
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could ever of happened to you.
>> Huh?
Come on, Candy, you'll miss my
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>> Huh?
Come on, Candy, you'll miss my
kisses.
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Come on, Candy, you'll miss my
kisses.
>> Figures this is where I'd
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kisses.
>> Figures this is where I'd
find ya.
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>> Figures this is where I'd
find ya.
>> Cranky!
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find ya.
>> Cranky!
>> You'll always be my coconut
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>> Cranky!
>> You'll always be my coconut
chill.
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>> You'll always be my coconut
chill.
>> CRANKY: Well, at least we
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chill.
>> CRANKY: Well, at least we
know the Crystal Coconut is
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>> CRANKY: Well, at least we
know the Crystal Coconut is
safe for a week or two.
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know the Crystal Coconut is
safe for a week or two.
>> How do you know that, Cranky?
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safe for a week or two.
>> How do you know that, Cranky?
You know, I really liked your
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>> How do you know that, Cranky?
You know, I really liked your
song, Donkey Kong.
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You know, I really liked your
song, Donkey Kong.
>> Yeah?
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song, Donkey Kong.
>> Yeah?
Well, there's a whole lot more
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>> Yeah?
Well, there's a whole lot more
verses.
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Well, there's a whole lot more
verses.
Wanna hear 'em, Candy?
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verses.
Wanna hear 'em, Candy?
>> CANDY: Later.
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Wanna hear 'em, Candy?
>> CANDY: Later.
Right now--
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>> CANDY: Later.
Right now--
>> BLUSTER: No!
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Right now--
>> BLUSTER: No!
>> Hey!
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>> BLUSTER: No!
>> Hey!
>> Fear not, Donkey Kong, I'll
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>> Hey!
>> Fear not, Donkey Kong, I'll
save you.
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>> Fear not, Donkey Kong, I'll
save you.
>> Pucker up, big boy, and let's
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save you.
>> Pucker up, big boy, and let's
seal it with a--
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>> Pucker up, big boy, and let's
seal it with a--
>> No time for any of that
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seal it with a--
>> No time for any of that
hoochie-coochie-smoochie stuff.
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>> No time for any of that
hoochie-coochie-smoochie stuff.
>> BOTH: Cranky!
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hoochie-coochie-smoochie stuff.
>> BOTH: Cranky!
>> You know the drill.
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>> BOTH: Cranky!
>> You know the drill.
>> But I--
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>> You know the drill.
>> But I--
>> The only "butt" is the one
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>> But I--
>> The only "butt" is the one
you're getting over to my place.
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>> The only "butt" is the one
you're getting over to my place.
Now!
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you're getting over to my place.
Now!
(Clapping)
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Now!
(Clapping)
>> That's not gonna happen this
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(Clapping)
>> That's not gonna happen this
time.
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>> That's not gonna happen this
time.
>> ROOL: What's the meaning of
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time.
>> ROOL: What's the meaning of
this?
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>> ROOL: What's the meaning of
this?
>> DK: King K. Rool?
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this?
>> DK: King K. Rool?
>> How dare you have a
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>> DK: King K. Rool?
>> How dare you have a
going-away party for Donkey Kong
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>> How dare you have a
going-away party for Donkey Kong
and not invite moi.
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going-away party for Donkey Kong
and not invite moi.
I demand to be part of this
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and not invite moi.
I demand to be part of this
banquet.
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I demand to be part of this
banquet.
>> Well, it is a party.
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banquet.
>> Well, it is a party.
Sure, you can come, if you
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>> Well, it is a party.
Sure, you can come, if you
behave.
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Sure, you can come, if you
behave.
>> DIDDY: And now, our next
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behave.
>> DIDDY: And now, our next
speaker is--
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>> DIDDY: And now, our next
speaker is--
>> Bananas?
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speaker is--
>> Bananas?
Is that all there is to eat?
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>> Bananas?
Is that all there is to eat?
>> No loot bags?
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Is that all there is to eat?
>> No loot bags?
>> Excuse me, but if you don't
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>> No loot bags?
>> Excuse me, but if you don't
have anything to add to the
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>> Excuse me, but if you don't
have anything to add to the
proceedings--
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have anything to add to the
proceedings--
>> Well, if that's the case,
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proceedings--
>> Well, if that's the case,
then permission to speak openly?
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>> Well, if that's the case,
then permission to speak openly?
>> DIDDY: But-- but--
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then permission to speak openly?
>> DIDDY: But-- but--
>> KLUMP: Forward, march.
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>> DIDDY: But-- but--
>> KLUMP: Forward, march.
>> DIDDY: Hey!
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>> KLUMP: Forward, march.
>> DIDDY: Hey!
>> Like I always say, what's a
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>> DIDDY: Hey!
>> Like I always say, what's a
soldier without an enemy?
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>> Like I always say, what's a
soldier without an enemy?
You, sir, were-- were--
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soldier without an enemy?
You, sir, were-- were--
(Screaming)
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You, sir, were-- were--
(Screaming)
One and two--
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(Screaming)
One and two--
>> And?
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One and two--
>> And?
>> CROCS: Run for our lives!
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(Shouting)
(Screaming)
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(Screaming)
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>> Wait till King K. Rool hears
how successful our mission was.
>> DK: Making tracks, coming
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how successful our mission was.
>> DK: Making tracks, coming
through.
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>> DK: Making tracks, coming
through.
>> Two apes flying around
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through.
>> Two apes flying around
together?
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>> Two apes flying around
together?
Another one dropping out of the
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together?
Another one dropping out of the
trees?
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Another one dropping out of the
trees?
Well, this could only mean--
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trees?
Well, this could only mean--
Something.
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>> DK: K. Rool.
(Laughing)
(Sobbing)
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(Laughing)
(Sobbing)
>> KLUMP: I miss him already.
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(Sobbing)
>> KLUMP: I miss him already.
>> ROOL: A little dignity,
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>> KLUMP: I miss him already.
>> ROOL: A little dignity,
soldier.
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>> ROOL: A little dignity,
soldier.
And now, my turn.
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soldier.
And now, my turn.
What words to use to describe
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And now, my turn.
What words to use to describe
how I feel about Donkey Kong.
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What words to use to describe
how I feel about Donkey Kong.
(Screaming)
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how I feel about Donkey Kong.
(Screaming)
If that yellow-bellied
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(Screaming)
If that yellow-bellied
Neanderthal Donkey Kong doesn't
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If that yellow-bellied
Neanderthal Donkey Kong doesn't
show up, then I win by default.
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Neanderthal Donkey Kong doesn't
show up, then I win by default.
>> DK: Banana slamma!
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show up, then I win by default.
>> DK: Banana slamma!
Okay, lizards--
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>> DK: Banana slamma!
Okay, lizards--
>> ROOL: Is that Donkey Kong?
376
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Okay, lizards--
>> ROOL: Is that Donkey Kong?
>> DK: Banana slamma!
377
00:13:35,736 --> 00:13:36,735
>> ROOL: Is that Donkey Kong?
>> DK: Banana slamma!
>> Oh, great.
378
00:13:36,737 --> 00:13:39,671
>> DK: Banana slamma!
>> Oh, great.
What is your plan, Klump?
379
00:13:39,673 --> 00:13:41,506
>> Oh, great.
What is your plan, Klump?
>> Uh-- plan?
380
00:13:41,508 --> 00:13:43,441
What is your plan, Klump?
>> Uh-- plan?
>> A plan to get that Crystal
381
00:13:43,443 --> 00:13:46,010
>> Uh-- plan?
>> A plan to get that Crystal
Coconut away from those banana-
382
00:13:46,012 --> 00:13:47,745
>> A plan to get that Crystal
Coconut away from those banana-
munching mammals.
383
00:13:47,747 --> 00:13:51,315
Coconut away from those banana-
munching mammals.
(Whooping)
384
00:13:51,317 --> 00:13:54,384
munching mammals.
(Whooping)
(Hysterical laughing)
385
00:13:56,954 --> 00:14:03,525
>> Hey!
>> With Donkey Kong gone, well,
I'll probably retire myself--
386
00:14:03,527 --> 00:14:05,426
>> With Donkey Kong gone, well,
I'll probably retire myself--
After I've done one or two
387
00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,027
I'll probably retire myself--
After I've done one or two
things I've always meant to get
388
00:14:07,029 --> 00:14:09,062
After I've done one or two
things I've always meant to get
around to.
389
00:14:09,064 --> 00:14:10,563
things I've always meant to get
around to.
Do you realize the things I
390
00:14:10,565 --> 00:14:11,830
around to.
Do you realize the things I
could do with the Crystal
391
00:14:11,832 --> 00:14:12,897
Do you realize the things I
could do with the Crystal
Coconut in one hand and the
392
00:14:12,899 --> 00:14:15,165
could do with the Crystal
Coconut in one hand and the
Golden Banana in the other?
393
00:14:15,167 --> 00:14:16,933
Coconut in one hand and the
Golden Banana in the other?
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.
394
00:14:16,935 --> 00:14:19,402
Golden Banana in the other?
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.
Give me that beautiful orb of
395
00:14:19,404 --> 00:14:21,670
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.
Give me that beautiful orb of
power.
396
00:14:21,672 --> 00:14:24,239
Give me that beautiful orb of
power.
The Crystal Coconut!
397
00:14:24,241 --> 00:14:27,508
power.
The Crystal Coconut!
Oh, splendid orb of power, you
398
00:14:27,510 --> 00:14:28,775
The Crystal Coconut!
Oh, splendid orb of power, you
little beauty!
399
00:14:28,777 --> 00:14:30,042
Oh, splendid orb of power, you
little beauty!
>> This is a very unconventional
400
00:14:30,044 --> 00:14:33,011
little beauty!
>> This is a very unconventional
way to invade enemy territory.
401
00:14:33,013 --> 00:14:35,346
>> This is a very unconventional
way to invade enemy territory.
Eep.
402
00:14:35,348 --> 00:14:38,415
way to invade enemy territory.
Eep.
(Screaming)
403
00:14:41,185 --> 00:14:48,257
One-- more--
>> Ah, yes.
Finally, mine.
404
00:14:48,259 --> 00:14:50,158
>> Ah, yes.
Finally, mine.
I win.
405
00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:52,260
Finally, mine.
I win.
I win!
406
00:14:52,262 --> 00:14:55,329
I win.
I win!
>> Nice to be winners for once.
407
00:14:58,066 --> 00:15:05,403
>> DK: Banana slamma!
>> What?
No!
408
00:15:07,305 --> 00:15:10,474
(Screaming)
409
00:15:11,442 --> 00:15:14,510
(Yelling)
410
00:15:16,579 --> 00:15:22,549
We bad guys never get a break.
No harm, no foul.
Let's call it a day.
411
00:15:22,551 --> 00:15:24,651
No harm, no foul.
Let's call it a day.
Hm, what do you say?
412
00:15:24,653 --> 00:15:26,819
Let's call it a day.
Hm, what do you say?
>> Banana slamma!
413
00:15:26,821 --> 00:15:29,888
Hm, what do you say?
>> Banana slamma!
>> Under attack, take cover!
414
00:15:33,192 --> 00:15:37,728
Attack the other way!
>> Don't just stand there,
Klump!
415
00:15:37,730 --> 00:15:40,797
>> Don't just stand there,
Klump!
>> No longer standing, sir!
416
00:15:44,134 --> 00:15:51,473
>> I'll be back.
(Screaming)
(Laughing)
417
00:15:51,475 --> 00:15:53,208
(Screaming)
(Laughing)
>> And from now on, get your own
418
00:15:53,210 --> 00:15:56,477
(Laughing)
>> And from now on, get your own
dream sequences, okay?
419
00:15:56,479 --> 00:15:59,213
>> And from now on, get your own
dream sequences, okay?
Don't forget to write, you big
420
00:15:59,215 --> 00:16:01,281
dream sequences, okay?
Don't forget to write, you big
lug.
421
00:16:04,852 --> 00:16:09,488
(Microphone feedback shrieking)
>> DIDDY: And now, I give you
our very own black cloud, the
422
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:12,324
>> DIDDY: And now, I give you
our very own black cloud, the
one and only Cranky.
423
00:16:12,326 --> 00:16:13,425
our very own black cloud, the
one and only Cranky.
(Clapping)
424
00:16:13,427 --> 00:16:15,160
one and only Cranky.
(Clapping)
>> DK, you've been like a son to
425
00:16:15,162 --> 00:16:19,130
(Clapping)
>> DK, you've been like a son to
me, a big, hairy, clumsy son.
426
00:16:19,132 --> 00:16:20,998
>> DK, you've been like a son to
me, a big, hairy, clumsy son.
But nobody could love you more.
427
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,733
me, a big, hairy, clumsy son.
But nobody could love you more.
And I always made a point of
428
00:16:22,735 --> 00:16:23,734
But nobody could love you more.
And I always made a point of
telling you that.
429
00:16:23,736 --> 00:16:25,001
And I always made a point of
telling you that.
I've got the evidence right
430
00:16:25,003 --> 00:16:26,769
telling you that.
I've got the evidence right
here, you bumbling baboon!
431
00:16:26,771 --> 00:16:28,003
I've got the evidence right
here, you bumbling baboon!
You doofus!
432
00:16:28,005 --> 00:16:29,037
here, you bumbling baboon!
You doofus!
You numbskull!
433
00:16:29,039 --> 00:16:30,204
You doofus!
You numbskull!
You big knucklehead.
434
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,705
You numbskull!
You big knucklehead.
Don't you get it, you big
435
00:16:31,707 --> 00:16:32,706
You big knucklehead.
Don't you get it, you big
baboon?
436
00:16:32,708 --> 00:16:33,707
Don't you get it, you big
baboon?
You knucklehead.
437
00:16:33,709 --> 00:16:35,442
baboon?
You knucklehead.
You say he landed on his head?
438
00:16:35,444 --> 00:16:36,443
You knucklehead.
You say he landed on his head?
>> Yeah.
439
00:16:36,445 --> 00:16:37,510
You say he landed on his head?
>> Yeah.
>> Good thing, otherwise he
440
00:16:37,512 --> 00:16:40,145
>> Yeah.
>> Good thing, otherwise he
might've hurt himself.
441
00:16:40,147 --> 00:16:43,214
>> Good thing, otherwise he
might've hurt himself.
(Clapping)
442
00:16:47,786 --> 00:16:52,354
>> He's someone who means more
to us than just opposable thumbs
and an upright walk.
443
00:16:52,356 --> 00:16:54,289
to us than just opposable thumbs
and an upright walk.
He's not just the biggest buddy
444
00:16:54,291 --> 00:16:56,457
and an upright walk.
He's not just the biggest buddy
I have, but he's my best, best,
445
00:16:56,459 --> 00:16:58,258
He's not just the biggest buddy
I have, but he's my best, best,
best buddy in the whole wide
446
00:16:58,260 --> 00:16:59,392
I have, but he's my best, best,
best buddy in the whole wide
world, as well.
447
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:00,993
best buddy in the whole wide
world, as well.
>> DK: Oh, Diddy, I can't show
448
00:17:00,995 --> 00:17:02,995
world, as well.
>> DK: Oh, Diddy, I can't show
up looking like a big hairy
449
00:17:02,997 --> 00:17:03,996
>> DK: Oh, Diddy, I can't show
up looking like a big hairy
ape.
450
00:17:03,998 --> 00:17:05,731
up looking like a big hairy
ape.
>> But you are a big hairy ape,
451
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,966
ape.
>> But you are a big hairy ape,
DK, so don't worry about it,
452
00:17:07,968 --> 00:17:09,334
>> But you are a big hairy ape,
DK, so don't worry about it,
just be yourself.
453
00:17:09,336 --> 00:17:12,837
DK, so don't worry about it,
just be yourself.
>> DK: You mean a big hairy ape!
454
00:17:12,839 --> 00:17:14,071
just be yourself.
>> DK: You mean a big hairy ape!
(Laughing)
455
00:17:14,073 --> 00:17:15,238
>> DK: You mean a big hairy ape!
(Laughing)
I've got an idea, but I'll need
456
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:16,239
(Laughing)
I've got an idea, but I'll need
your help.
457
00:17:16,241 --> 00:17:17,240
I've got an idea, but I'll need
your help.
>> DIDDY: That's what sidekicks
458
00:17:17,242 --> 00:17:18,241
your help.
>> DIDDY: That's what sidekicks
are for.
459
00:17:18,243 --> 00:17:19,242
>> DIDDY: That's what sidekicks
are for.
>> Good, you drive.
460
00:17:19,244 --> 00:17:20,443
are for.
>> Good, you drive.
>> What?
461
00:17:20,445 --> 00:17:21,477
>> Good, you drive.
>> What?
I can't drive.
462
00:17:21,479 --> 00:17:23,612
>> What?
I can't drive.
>> Neither can I.
463
00:17:23,614 --> 00:17:24,613
I can't drive.
>> Neither can I.
>> DIDDY: There it is, there it
464
00:17:24,615 --> 00:17:26,381
>> Neither can I.
>> DIDDY: There it is, there it
is, DK!
465
00:17:26,383 --> 00:17:27,382
>> DIDDY: There it is, there it
is, DK!
Catch, DK!
466
00:17:27,384 --> 00:17:28,383
is, DK!
Catch, DK!
>> DK: I've got it, little
467
00:17:28,385 --> 00:17:29,384
Catch, DK!
>> DK: I've got it, little
buddy.
468
00:17:29,386 --> 00:17:30,885
>> DK: I've got it, little
buddy.
>> DIDDY: Okay, DK, I'm dying to
469
00:17:30,887 --> 00:17:31,886
buddy.
>> DIDDY: Okay, DK, I'm dying to
hear the second part of your
470
00:17:31,888 --> 00:17:32,887
>> DIDDY: Okay, DK, I'm dying to
hear the second part of your
plan.
471
00:17:32,889 --> 00:17:33,888
hear the second part of your
plan.
>> This is where you go up and
472
00:17:33,890 --> 00:17:35,656
plan.
>> This is where you go up and
get the coconut.
473
00:17:35,658 --> 00:17:38,725
>> This is where you go up and
get the coconut.
(Snoring)
474
00:17:39,927 --> 00:17:46,497
Without waking Sleeping Ugly.
Banana slamma!
Hold on, little buddy!
475
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:50,300
Banana slamma!
Hold on, little buddy!
>> Closer, DK!
476
00:17:50,302 --> 00:17:52,135
Hold on, little buddy!
>> Closer, DK!
Right, and besides, nothing and
477
00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:54,504
>> Closer, DK!
Right, and besides, nothing and
no one is bigger or better than
478
00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:57,240
Right, and besides, nothing and
no one is bigger or better than
the king of all Kongs, Donkey
479
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,975
no one is bigger or better than
the king of all Kongs, Donkey
Kong!
480
00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:00,609
the king of all Kongs, Donkey
Kong!
>> DK: Run!
481
00:18:00,611 --> 00:18:03,078
Kong!
>> DK: Run!
(Screaming)
482
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,079
>> DK: Run!
(Screaming)
(Panting)
483
00:18:04,081 --> 00:18:05,680
(Screaming)
(Panting)
>> DIDDY: Oh, it's a dead end!
484
00:18:05,682 --> 00:18:06,714
(Panting)
>> DIDDY: Oh, it's a dead end!
>> DK: We're trapped!
485
00:18:06,716 --> 00:18:07,715
>> DIDDY: Oh, it's a dead end!
>> DK: We're trapped!
>> We're doomed!
486
00:18:07,717 --> 00:18:10,784
>> DK: We're trapped!
>> We're doomed!
(Screaming)
487
00:18:12,086 --> 00:18:15,821
>> We'll exchange Baby Kong with
another baby.
>> Oh, yeah, right!
488
00:18:15,823 --> 00:18:16,888
another baby.
>> Oh, yeah, right!
Where do you think we're gonna
489
00:18:16,890 --> 00:18:19,423
>> Oh, yeah, right!
Where do you think we're gonna
find another baby?
490
00:18:19,425 --> 00:18:21,191
Where do you think we're gonna
find another baby?
I know I'm your pal and all,
491
00:18:21,193 --> 00:18:22,692
find another baby?
I know I'm your pal and all,
but don't you think this is
492
00:18:22,694 --> 00:18:23,693
I know I'm your pal and all,
but don't you think this is
going just a little far to help
493
00:18:23,695 --> 00:18:24,694
but don't you think this is
going just a little far to help
you?
494
00:18:24,696 --> 00:18:26,429
going just a little far to help
you?
>> I knew I could count on you!
495
00:18:26,431 --> 00:18:27,897
you?
>> I knew I could count on you!
>> That's what sidekicks are
496
00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:30,366
>> I knew I could count on you!
>> That's what sidekicks are
for!
497
00:18:30,368 --> 00:18:31,433
>> That's what sidekicks are
for!
>> DK: I got it.
498
00:18:31,435 --> 00:18:33,401
for!
>> DK: I got it.
>> DIDDY: I got it, I got it.
499
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:35,069
>> DK: I got it.
>> DIDDY: I got it, I got it.
>> DK: I got it.
500
00:18:35,071 --> 00:18:38,138
>> DIDDY: I got it, I got it.
>> DK: I got it.
(Crashing)
501
00:18:41,275 --> 00:18:44,343
Banana slamma.
502
00:18:46,612 --> 00:18:52,349
>> I give you your friend and
mine, Donkey Kong.
(Clapping)
503
00:18:52,351 --> 00:18:55,418
mine, Donkey Kong.
(Clapping)
>> Huh?
504
00:18:57,120 --> 00:19:00,188
(Whistling)
505
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:11,564
>> Gee, everybody, this place
has been like home for me.
>> It is your home, numbskull.
506
00:19:11,566 --> 00:19:13,065
has been like home for me.
>> It is your home, numbskull.
>> I feel like I know every
507
00:19:13,067 --> 00:19:14,332
>> It is your home, numbskull.
>> I feel like I know every
rock, every tree, every branch
508
00:19:14,334 --> 00:19:17,001
>> I feel like I know every
rock, every tree, every branch
of this island.
509
00:19:17,003 --> 00:19:18,235
rock, every tree, every branch
of this island.
>> CANDY: Donkey Kong!
510
00:19:18,237 --> 00:19:19,769
of this island.
>> CANDY: Donkey Kong!
>> DK: Candy?
511
00:19:19,771 --> 00:19:22,638
>> CANDY: Donkey Kong!
>> DK: Candy?
(Crashing)
512
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:23,639
>> DK: Candy?
(Crashing)
>> DIDDY: DK!
513
00:19:23,641 --> 00:19:24,640
(Crashing)
>> DIDDY: DK!
>> DK: Diddy!
514
00:19:24,642 --> 00:19:26,975
>> DIDDY: DK!
>> DK: Diddy!
(Crashing)
515
00:19:26,977 --> 00:19:28,543
>> DK: Diddy!
(Crashing)
Think you can lose me that
516
00:19:28,545 --> 00:19:30,244
(Crashing)
Think you can lose me that
easily?
517
00:19:30,246 --> 00:19:33,480
Think you can lose me that
easily?
Tree!
518
00:19:33,482 --> 00:19:35,315
easily?
Tree!
>> Look out!
519
00:19:35,317 --> 00:19:38,384
Tree!
>> Look out!
>> Whoa-oa-oa!
520
00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:46,024
Whoa-oa-oa!
All we've got to do is get
Cranky back--
521
00:19:46,026 --> 00:19:47,625
All we've got to do is get
Cranky back--
>> CANDY: DK, Diddy!
522
00:19:47,627 --> 00:19:50,694
Cranky back--
>> CANDY: DK, Diddy!
>> DIDDY: Stop!
523
00:19:52,897 --> 00:20:00,435
>> DK: You can count on me.
Dance is easy.
Whoa!
524
00:20:00,437 --> 00:20:03,404
Dance is easy.
Whoa!
(Crashing)
525
00:20:03,406 --> 00:20:05,038
Whoa!
(Crashing)
(Crashing)
526
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:08,841
(Crashing)
(Crashing)
(Crashing)
527
00:20:08,843 --> 00:20:12,044
(Crashing)
(Crashing)
Oh, no!
528
00:20:12,046 --> 00:20:13,678
(Crashing)
Oh, no!
(Crashing)
529
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:18,249
Oh, no!
(Crashing)
Hang on, Cranky, we're almost--
530
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:22,186
(Crashing)
Hang on, Cranky, we're almost--
That had to hurt-- and it did.
531
00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:23,787
Hang on, Cranky, we're almost--
That had to hurt-- and it did.
And as for you, we've all
532
00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:25,054
That had to hurt-- and it did.
And as for you, we've all
managed to touch each other's
533
00:20:25,056 --> 00:20:26,155
And as for you, we've all
managed to touch each other's
lives.
534
00:20:26,157 --> 00:20:27,723
managed to touch each other's
lives.
>> Where is that Donkey Kong?
535
00:20:27,725 --> 00:20:29,357
lives.
>> Where is that Donkey Kong?
>> Where is that so-called pal
536
00:20:29,359 --> 00:20:30,725
>> Where is that Donkey Kong?
>> Where is that so-called pal
o' mine?
537
00:20:30,727 --> 00:20:32,960
>> Where is that so-called pal
o' mine?
We were watching movies and--
538
00:20:32,962 --> 00:20:34,628
o' mine?
We were watching movies and--
>> Watching movies?!
539
00:20:34,630 --> 00:20:36,029
We were watching movies and--
>> Watching movies?!
>> CANDY: All right, where is
540
00:20:36,031 --> 00:20:37,063
>> Watching movies?!
>> CANDY: All right, where is
he?
541
00:20:37,065 --> 00:20:38,531
>> CANDY: All right, where is
he?
Where is that so-called
542
00:20:38,533 --> 00:20:39,999
he?
Where is that so-called
boyfriend of mine?
543
00:20:40,001 --> 00:20:41,834
Where is that so-called
boyfriend of mine?
We were having lunch--
544
00:20:41,836 --> 00:20:42,901
boyfriend of mine?
We were having lunch--
>> Hey!
545
00:20:42,903 --> 00:20:44,669
We were having lunch--
>> Hey!
Donkey Kong, wait till you see
546
00:20:44,671 --> 00:20:46,203
>> Hey!
Donkey Kong, wait till you see
what Mr. Klump did to your
547
00:20:46,205 --> 00:20:49,139
Donkey Kong, wait till you see
what Mr. Klump did to your
elevator.
548
00:20:49,141 --> 00:20:52,208
what Mr. Klump did to your
elevator.
(Ringing and bouncing noises)
549
00:20:55,579 --> 00:20:59,414
>> The coconut!
>> DIXIE: Cranky!
Get off the--
550
00:20:59,416 --> 00:21:00,415
>> DIXIE: Cranky!
Get off the--
Tracks.
551
00:21:00,417 --> 00:21:01,849
Get off the--
Tracks.
>> DK: Sorry, Cranky, no time to
552
00:21:01,851 --> 00:21:02,850
Tracks.
>> DK: Sorry, Cranky, no time to
stop.
553
00:21:02,852 --> 00:21:03,851
>> DK: Sorry, Cranky, no time to
stop.
Guard the coconut.
554
00:21:03,853 --> 00:21:05,853
stop.
Guard the coconut.
>> Thanks.
555
00:21:06,855 --> 00:21:17,830
¶
>> Out of the way!
>> But where's Donkey Kong?
556
00:21:17,832 --> 00:21:21,200
>> Out of the way!
>> But where's Donkey Kong?
>> DK: Banana slam--!
557
00:21:21,202 --> 00:21:23,702
>> But where's Donkey Kong?
>> DK: Banana slam--!
>> That's my cue.
558
00:21:23,704 --> 00:21:25,437
>> DK: Banana slam--!
>> That's my cue.
>> Off the barrel, Donkey Kong.
559
00:21:25,439 --> 00:21:28,673
>> That's my cue.
>> Off the barrel, Donkey Kong.
You might fall and--
560
00:21:28,675 --> 00:21:31,742
>> Off the barrel, Donkey Kong.
You might fall and--
Whoa!
561
00:21:33,778 --> 00:21:36,846
Whoa!
562
00:21:43,253 --> 00:21:46,321
(Screaming)
563
00:21:50,659 --> 00:21:57,463
>> Yeah, lock and load!
Lock and load!
>> Hey, Cranky, what's all the
564
00:21:57,465 --> 00:21:58,464
Lock and load!
>> Hey, Cranky, what's all the
screaming?
565
00:21:58,466 --> 00:21:59,531
>> Hey, Cranky, what's all the
screaming?
You okay?
566
00:21:59,533 --> 00:22:02,600
screaming?
You okay?
>> You big banana-for-brains!
567
00:22:04,869 --> 00:22:10,239
(Groaning)
>> It won't be easy leaving all
my friends, but-- well, when you
568
00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:12,307
>> It won't be easy leaving all
my friends, but-- well, when you
get a letter that says, "You,
569
00:22:12,309 --> 00:22:14,475
my friends, but-- well, when you
get a letter that says, "You,
Monkey Kong, have been--"
570
00:22:14,477 --> 00:22:15,776
get a letter that says, "You,
Monkey Kong, have been--"
>> Monkey Kong?
571
00:22:15,778 --> 00:22:18,245
Monkey Kong, have been--"
>> Monkey Kong?
Let me see that.
572
00:22:18,247 --> 00:22:20,680
>> Monkey Kong?
Let me see that.
I should've known, you alphabet-
573
00:22:20,682 --> 00:22:22,114
Let me see that.
I should've known, you alphabet-
challenged ape.
574
00:22:22,116 --> 00:22:24,282
I should've known, you alphabet-
challenged ape.
"Monkey," not "Donkey."
575
00:22:24,284 --> 00:22:27,251
challenged ape.
"Monkey," not "Donkey."
This letter isn't for you.
576
00:22:27,253 --> 00:22:29,119
"Monkey," not "Donkey."
This letter isn't for you.
>> Hey, I don't have to leave
577
00:22:29,121 --> 00:22:30,120
This letter isn't for you.
>> Hey, I don't have to leave
Kongo Bongo.
578
00:22:30,122 --> 00:22:33,123
>> Hey, I don't have to leave
Kongo Bongo.
Isn't that great news?
579
00:22:33,125 --> 00:22:35,024
Kongo Bongo.
Isn't that great news?
(Crickets chirping)
580
00:22:35,026 --> 00:22:36,492
Isn't that great news?
(Crickets chirping)
>> Then we made this whole big
581
00:22:36,494 --> 00:22:37,493
(Crickets chirping)
>> Then we made this whole big
bash for nothing?
582
00:22:37,495 --> 00:22:38,894
>> Then we made this whole big
bash for nothing?
>> Then why did I pay for this
583
00:22:38,896 --> 00:22:39,895
bash for nothing?
>> Then why did I pay for this
dinner?
584
00:22:39,897 --> 00:22:41,830
>> Then why did I pay for this
dinner?
>> Then why I brush my teeth?
585
00:22:41,832 --> 00:22:43,565
dinner?
>> Then why I brush my teeth?
>> DIDDY: Then why did I use up
586
00:22:43,567 --> 00:22:44,999
>> Then why I brush my teeth?
>> DIDDY: Then why did I use up
my best material on this
587
00:22:45,001 --> 00:22:46,266
>> DIDDY: Then why did I use up
my best material on this
shindig?
588
00:22:46,268 --> 00:22:48,935
my best material on this
shindig?
>> DK: Because you like me, you
589
00:22:48,937 --> 00:22:50,469
shindig?
>> DK: Because you like me, you
really like me.
590
00:22:50,471 --> 00:22:53,505
>> DK: Because you like me, you
really like me.
Hey, I've got a great idea.
591
00:22:53,507 --> 00:22:55,607
really like me.
Hey, I've got a great idea.
Let's celebrate the good news.
592
00:22:55,609 --> 00:22:57,775
Hey, I've got a great idea.
Let's celebrate the good news.
Let's, uh, have a party.
593
00:22:57,777 --> 00:23:00,577
Let's celebrate the good news.
Let's, uh, have a party.
>> We already did!
594
00:23:00,579 --> 00:23:03,147
Let's, uh, have a party.
>> We already did!
>> DK: Oh, yeah.
595
00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:05,215
>> We already did!
>> DK: Oh, yeah.
Anybody want to dance?
596
00:23:10,854 --> 00:23:20,929
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