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¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ ¶ Ooh ¶

¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

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¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶

¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶

¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶

>> DK: Yes, sirree, little

buddy.

What could be better than a day

of fishing?

>> How about actually catching a

fish?

>> Whoa, I've got something.

It's a big one.

It's a--

Whoa!

(Crashing)

>> Bottle.

>> I already caught my limit of

bottles for today.

>> It's got something inside.

A message.

DK, it's for you! >> Really? "On behalf of the Federation of

>> Really? "On behalf of the Federation of Future Rulers, you, Donkey Kong,

"On behalf of the Federation of Future Rulers, you, Donkey Kong, have been elected future ruler

Future Rulers, you, Donkey Kong, have been elected future ruler of all Future Rulers.

have been elected future ruler of all Future Rulers. We would like you to report for

of all Future Rulers. We would like you to report for your five-year term at head

We would like you to report for your five-year term at head office tomorrow."

your five-year term at head office tomorrow." Tomorrow?

office tomorrow." Tomorrow? Diddy, they want me to leave

Tomorrow? Diddy, they want me to leave Kongo Bongo!

Diddy, they want me to leave Kongo Bongo! >> Jeepin' jungleberries!

Kongo Bongo! >> Jeepin' jungleberries! >> CRANKY: Donkey Kong, I

>> Jeepin' jungleberries! >> CRANKY: Donkey Kong, I might've known you'd be wasting

>> CRANKY: Donkey Kong, I might've known you'd be wasting time instead of--

might've known you'd be wasting time instead of-- >> DK: Cranky, look what I got.

>> I see. It's a real honour, DK. When the Federation of Future

It's a real honour, DK. When the Federation of Future Rulers calls, you gotta answer.

When the Federation of Future Rulers calls, you gotta answer. >> I do?

Rulers calls, you gotta answer. >> I do? >> This is good news!

>> I do? >> This is good news! And there's even more!

>> This is good news! And there's even more! Every time a future ruler

And there's even more! Every time a future ruler leaves for a big promotion, he

Every time a future ruler leaves for a big promotion, he gets a farewell banquet.

leaves for a big promotion, he gets a farewell banquet. >> Really?

gets a farewell banquet. >> Really? How often does this happen?

>> Really? How often does this happen? >> You're the first.

How often does this happen? >> You're the first. >> Get ready to be humbled and

>> You're the first. >> Get ready to be humbled and embarrassed, big buddy.

>> Get ready to be humbled and embarrassed, big buddy. >> Why, is there food on my

embarrassed, big buddy. >> Why, is there food on my face?

>> Why, is there food on my face? >> No, DK.

face? >> No, DK. It's showtime!

(Clapping)

I guess we all know why we're here today. >> You said there were

here today. >> You said there were fireworks, Dids.

>> You said there were fireworks, Dids. >> You bribed me.

fireworks, Dids. >> You bribed me. >> Free food!

>> You bribed me. >> Free food! >> Today we're bidding the big

>> Free food! >> Today we're bidding the big adios to one of our own, which

>> Today we're bidding the big adios to one of our own, which reminds me of a story.

adios to one of our own, which reminds me of a story. (Booing)

reminds me of a story. (Booing) Sheesh, just trying to warm up

(Booing) Sheesh, just trying to warm up the crowd here.

Sheesh, just trying to warm up the crowd here. >> We're warm enough, now sit

the crowd here. >> We're warm enough, now sit down!

>> We're warm enough, now sit down! >> Okay.

down! >> Okay. Well, between you and me, our

>> Okay. Well, between you and me, our first speaker leaves me a little

Well, between you and me, our first speaker leaves me a little cold.

first speaker leaves me a little cold. (Chuckling)

cold. (Chuckling) Please welcome Eddie the Mean

(Chuckling) Please welcome Eddie the Mean Old Yeti!

Please welcome Eddie the Mean Old Yeti! (Clapping)

>> Eddie say, Donkey Kong cool, and Eddie the Yeti know from cool.

and Eddie the Yeti know from cool. (Crowd laughing)

cool. (Crowd laughing) >> Hey, how'd he get laughs?

(Crowd laughing) >> Hey, how'd he get laughs? I'm dying out there.

>> Hey, how'd he get laughs? I'm dying out there. >> Eddie the Yeti and I had lots

I'm dying out there. >> Eddie the Yeti and I had lots of laughs together.

>> Eddie the Yeti and I had lots of laughs together. Right, Ed?

of laughs together. Right, Ed? >> I remember--

Right, Ed? >> I remember-- (Laughing)

Me Eddie the Mean Old Yeti. Me cranky.

(Shouting)

>> What?

Got ya! >> No charge for delivery.

>> BLUSTER: Lunch break is over, it's time to get to work. >> Well, maybe not that many

it's time to get to work. >> Well, maybe not that many laughs.

>> Well, maybe not that many laughs. >> Bye bye, monkey.

laughs. >> Bye bye, monkey. Eddie sadder than when he had

>> Bye bye, monkey. Eddie sadder than when he had bad case of freezer burn.

>> And now, I give you my good friend Funky. >> Donkey dude, our karma has

friend Funky. >> Donkey dude, our karma has collided and our vibes have

>> Donkey dude, our karma has collided and our vibes have always twanged on the same

collided and our vibes have always twanged on the same wavelength.

always twanged on the same wavelength. >> CROWD: Huh?

wavelength. >> CROWD: Huh? >> I think he's saying that

>> CROWD: Huh? >> I think he's saying that we've been through a lot

>> I think he's saying that we've been through a lot together.

we've been through a lot together. (Screaming)

>> DIDDY: There it is! Yeah, I see it! >> Cool, I'll splash you down

Yeah, I see it! >> Cool, I'll splash you down right next to the ship.

>> Cool, I'll splash you down right next to the ship. (Screaming)

right next to the ship. (Screaming) Bummer.

(Screaming) Bummer. Ride that curve!

Bummer. Ride that curve! >> Whoa, bananas overboard!

Ride that curve! >> Whoa, bananas overboard! >> DIDDY: We're flying upside

>> Whoa, bananas overboard! >> DIDDY: We're flying upside down!

>> DIDDY: We're flying upside down! >> Chill, Phil.

down! >> Chill, Phil. (Screaming)

Whoa, surf's up, dude! >> DIDDY: Duck! >> Don't stop!

>> DIDDY: Duck! >> Don't stop! Keep moving!

>> Don't stop! Keep moving! Let your body do the brainwork!

Whoa, looking like roadkill now, baby. >> At least, that's what I

now, baby. >> At least, that's what I thought he said.

>> At least, that's what I thought he said. >> You read me like-- like a

thought he said. >> You read me like-- like a runaway wave, Donkey dude.

>> You read me like-- like a runaway wave, Donkey dude. Like I always say--

runaway wave, Donkey dude. Like I always say-- >> The karmic tide is high,

Like I always say-- >> The karmic tide is high, dude.

>> The karmic tide is high, dude. The cosmos is singin' and good

dude. The cosmos is singin' and good vibes are frequent to the max!

The cosmos is singin' and good vibes are frequent to the max! >> Oh, yeah!

vibes are frequent to the max! >> Oh, yeah! ¶ Kick back and have a zone

>> Oh, yeah! ¶ Kick back and have a zone out ¶

¶ Kick back and have a zone out ¶ ¶ Copasetic glide-by leaving

out ¶ ¶ Copasetic glide-by leaving you with no doubt ¶

¶ Copasetic glide-by leaving you with no doubt ¶ ¶ No need to wig, you dig? ¶

you with no doubt ¶ ¶ No need to wig, you dig? ¶ ¶ It's a hardcore, full-tilt

¶ No need to wig, you dig? ¶ ¶ It's a hardcore, full-tilt chillable gig ¶

¶ It's a hardcore, full-tilt chillable gig ¶ ¶ My body's in sync, my mind is

chillable gig ¶ ¶ My body's in sync, my mind is on auto-cruise ¶

¶ My body's in sync, my mind is on auto-cruise ¶ ¶ Now, all I got to do is tune

on auto-cruise ¶ ¶ Now, all I got to do is tune into my inner voice ¶

¶ Now, all I got to do is tune into my inner voice ¶ ¶ All those negative vibes burn

into my inner voice ¶ ¶ All those negative vibes burn me out ¶

¶ All those negative vibes burn me out ¶ ¶ So, I decided to just chill

me out ¶ ¶ So, I decided to just chill and clock some zees ¶

¶ So, I decided to just chill and clock some zees ¶ ¶ Everything was copasetic ¶

and clock some zees ¶ ¶ Everything was copasetic ¶ ¶ And I thought I'd try a little

¶ Everything was copasetic ¶ ¶ And I thought I'd try a little barrel roll ¶

¶ And I thought I'd try a little barrel roll ¶ ¶ And out rolled the barrel ¶

barrel roll ¶ ¶ And out rolled the barrel ¶ Heavy.

¶ And out rolled the barrel ¶ Heavy. ¶ What goes around comes

Heavy. ¶ What goes around comes around ¶

¶ What goes around comes around ¶ ¶ You better flex and move to

around ¶ ¶ You better flex and move to correct ¶

¶ You better flex and move to correct ¶ ¶ Or I'm bettin' you are

correct ¶ ¶ Or I'm bettin' you are regrettin' ¶

¶ Or I'm bettin' you are regrettin' ¶ ¶ I have cosmic jurisdiction

regrettin' ¶ ¶ I have cosmic jurisdiction to assign mantras ¶

¶ I have cosmic jurisdiction to assign mantras ¶ ¶ But before I can do that ¶

to assign mantras ¶ ¶ But before I can do that ¶ ¶ You dudes'll need a major

¶ But before I can do that ¶ ¶ You dudes'll need a major cosmic cleansing ¶

¶ You dudes'll need a major cosmic cleansing ¶ ¶ And total

cosmic cleansing ¶ ¶ And total clearing of the chakras ¶

¶ And total clearing of the chakras ¶ ¶ The babes went cruisin' with

clearing of the chakras ¶ ¶ The babes went cruisin' with what you're losin' from the

¶ The babes went cruisin' with what you're losin' from the second you made the scene ¶

what you're losin' from the second you made the scene ¶ >> Gee, Funky, I'm touched.

second you made the scene ¶ >> Gee, Funky, I'm touched. Unless I should be insulted.

>> Gee, Funky, I'm touched. Unless I should be insulted. (Laughing)

Unless I should be insulted. (Laughing) (Clapping)

>> DIDDY: Our next speaker needs no introduction other than the words "Show me the mummsy."

no introduction other than the words "Show me the mummsy." (Chuckling)

words "Show me the mummsy." (Chuckling) I-- I mean "money."

(Chuckling) I-- I mean "money." Sorry, Bluster.

I-- I mean "money." Sorry, Bluster. >> Yes, I'm rich and powerful

Sorry, Bluster. >> Yes, I'm rich and powerful and handsome, it's true.

>> Yes, I'm rich and powerful and handsome, it's true. And yet, I wonder where I'd be

and handsome, it's true. And yet, I wonder where I'd be without my friend Donkey Kong.

And yet, I wonder where I'd be without my friend Donkey Kong. It's obvious you need my

without my friend Donkey Kong. It's obvious you need my big-business knowhow to make

It's obvious you need my big-business knowhow to make your little Coconut Chill

big-business knowhow to make your little Coconut Chill operation a real success.

your little Coconut Chill operation a real success. You can't paddle the canoe

operation a real success. You can't paddle the canoe halfway, you can't go up the

You can't paddle the canoe halfway, you can't go up the stairs without coming back

halfway, you can't go up the stairs without coming back down.

stairs without coming back down. >> DIDDY: What?

down. >> DIDDY: What? >> The bigger you think, the

>> DIDDY: What? >> The bigger you think, the bigger big shot you become, and

>> The bigger you think, the bigger big shot you become, and the more you'll impress Candy.

bigger big shot you become, and the more you'll impress Candy. >> Oh, Candy!

the more you'll impress Candy. >> Oh, Candy! >> Oh, look, it's Donkey Kong,

>> Oh, Candy! >> Oh, look, it's Donkey Kong, this year's poster boy for lame

>> Oh, look, it's Donkey Kong, this year's poster boy for lame ideas.

this year's poster boy for lame ideas. I'm the boss, and the boss

ideas. I'm the boss, and the boss says--

I'm the boss, and the boss says-- ¶ Ninety-one banana bunches

says-- ¶ Ninety-one banana bunches on the wall ¶

¶ Ninety-one banana bunches on the wall ¶ ¶ 91 banana bunches ¶

on the wall ¶ ¶ 91 banana bunches ¶ Help!

¶ 91 banana bunches ¶ Help! Help!

Help! Help! (Chuckling)

Help! (Chuckling) >> In any event, Donkey Kong,

(Chuckling) >> In any event, Donkey Kong, I'd like to think that when

>> In any event, Donkey Kong, I'd like to think that when you're gone I can, in some small

I'd like to think that when you're gone I can, in some small way, fill your shoes.

you're gone I can, in some small way, fill your shoes. I am a remarkable specimen.

way, fill your shoes. I am a remarkable specimen. Candy, Candy, Candy!

I am a remarkable specimen. Candy, Candy, Candy! Who's the handsomest, bravest

Candy, Candy, Candy! Who's the handsomest, bravest ape on all of Kongo Bongo?

Who's the handsomest, bravest ape on all of Kongo Bongo? >> That's easy, I go out with

ape on all of Kongo Bongo? >> That's easy, I go out with him!

>> That's easy, I go out with him! It's Donkey Kong!

him! It's Donkey Kong! >> What's he got that I don't?

It's Donkey Kong! >> What's he got that I don't? I've got a barrel factory, I've

>> What's he got that I don't? I've got a barrel factory, I've got a-- barrel factory.

I've got a barrel factory, I've got a-- barrel factory. >> Bluster!

got a-- barrel factory. >> Bluster! >> BLUSTER: Hey, Candy, what do

>> Bluster! >> BLUSTER: Hey, Candy, what do you say?

>> BLUSTER: Hey, Candy, what do you say? >> Huh?

you say? >> Huh? (Screaming)

>> Huh? (Screaming) >> Yeah, baby, take a good look.

(Screaming) >> Yeah, baby, take a good look. So, will you go out with me

>> Yeah, baby, take a good look. So, will you go out with me now?

So, will you go out with me now? Now, how do I get you to tell

now? Now, how do I get you to tell me how to get Candy to love me?

Now, how do I get you to tell me how to get Candy to love me? A love potion?

me how to get Candy to love me? A love potion? One pinch of banana root sent

A love potion? One pinch of banana root sent straight from my heart.

One pinch of banana root sent straight from my heart. I'm offering you the

straight from my heart. I'm offering you the opportunity of a lifetime,

I'm offering you the opportunity of a lifetime, the opportunity to become Mrs.

opportunity of a lifetime, the opportunity to become Mrs. Bluster the Benevolent.

the opportunity to become Mrs. Bluster the Benevolent. >> Rejected.

Bluster the Benevolent. >> Rejected. Watching my figure.

>> Rejected. Watching my figure. >> Don't bother, I'm watching it

Watching my figure. >> Don't bother, I'm watching it for ya.

>> Don't bother, I'm watching it for ya. >> Hey!

for ya. >> Hey! She's the gorilla of my dreams.

>> Hey! She's the gorilla of my dreams. If only I could get her away

She's the gorilla of my dreams. If only I could get her away from--

If only I could get her away from-- >> What do you see in this big

from-- >> What do you see in this big hairy ape?

>> What do you see in this big hairy ape? >> Well, he's-- uh-- well--

hairy ape? >> Well, he's-- uh-- well-- >> Yes?

>> Well, he's-- uh-- well-- >> Yes? >> Well, he's-- he's a big hairy

>> Yes? >> Well, he's-- he's a big hairy ape!

>> Well, he's-- he's a big hairy ape! And you're not!

ape! And you're not! >> Ouch.

And you're not! >> Ouch. >> That's better.

>> Ouch. >> That's better. >> That was my flashback!

>> That's better. >> That was my flashback! How'd he do that?

>> That was my flashback! How'd he do that? >> Hey, Diddy, is it my turn

How'd he do that? >> Hey, Diddy, is it my turn yet?

>> Hey, Diddy, is it my turn yet? >> Well, this is where I was

yet? >> Well, this is where I was gonna do my musical tribute to

>> Well, this is where I was gonna do my musical tribute to DK--

gonna do my musical tribute to DK-- (Booing)

DK-- (Booing) But that can wait.

(Booing) But that can wait. I give you, Miss Candy Kong.

But that can wait. I give you, Miss Candy Kong. (Whistling)

I give you, Miss Candy Kong. (Whistling) >> Poor kid, she's gonna really

(Whistling) >> Poor kid, she's gonna really miss me.

>> Poor kid, she's gonna really miss me. >> Donkey Kong, I'd just like to

miss me. >> Donkey Kong, I'd just like to say that you're appointment as

>> Donkey Kong, I'd just like to say that you're appointment as future ruler of the Future

say that you're appointment as future ruler of the Future Rulers is--

future ruler of the Future Rulers is-- >> Here it comes.

Rulers is-- >> Here it comes. >> CANDY: The best thing that

>> Here it comes. >> CANDY: The best thing that could ever of happened to you.

>> CANDY: The best thing that could ever of happened to you. >> Huh?

could ever of happened to you. >> Huh? Come on, Candy, you'll miss my

>> Huh? Come on, Candy, you'll miss my kisses.

Come on, Candy, you'll miss my kisses. >> Figures this is where I'd

kisses. >> Figures this is where I'd find ya.

>> Figures this is where I'd find ya. >> Cranky!

find ya. >> Cranky! >> You'll always be my coconut

>> Cranky! >> You'll always be my coconut chill.

>> You'll always be my coconut chill. >> CRANKY: Well, at least we

chill. >> CRANKY: Well, at least we know the Crystal Coconut is

>> CRANKY: Well, at least we know the Crystal Coconut is safe for a week or two.

know the Crystal Coconut is safe for a week or two. >> How do you know that, Cranky?

safe for a week or two. >> How do you know that, Cranky? You know, I really liked your

>> How do you know that, Cranky? You know, I really liked your song, Donkey Kong.

You know, I really liked your song, Donkey Kong. >> Yeah?

song, Donkey Kong. >> Yeah? Well, there's a whole lot more

>> Yeah? Well, there's a whole lot more verses.

Well, there's a whole lot more verses. Wanna hear 'em, Candy?

verses. Wanna hear 'em, Candy? >> CANDY: Later.

Wanna hear 'em, Candy? >> CANDY: Later. Right now--

>> CANDY: Later. Right now-- >> BLUSTER: No!

Right now-- >> BLUSTER: No! >> Hey!

>> BLUSTER: No! >> Hey! >> Fear not, Donkey Kong, I'll

>> Hey! >> Fear not, Donkey Kong, I'll save you.

>> Fear not, Donkey Kong, I'll save you. >> Pucker up, big boy, and let's

save you. >> Pucker up, big boy, and let's seal it with a--

>> Pucker up, big boy, and let's seal it with a-- >> No time for any of that

seal it with a-- >> No time for any of that hoochie-coochie-smoochie stuff.

>> No time for any of that hoochie-coochie-smoochie stuff. >> BOTH: Cranky!

hoochie-coochie-smoochie stuff. >> BOTH: Cranky! >> You know the drill.

>> BOTH: Cranky! >> You know the drill. >> But I--

>> You know the drill. >> But I-- >> The only "butt" is the one

>> But I-- >> The only "butt" is the one you're getting over to my place.

>> The only "butt" is the one you're getting over to my place. Now!

you're getting over to my place. Now! (Clapping)

Now! (Clapping) >> That's not gonna happen this

(Clapping) >> That's not gonna happen this time.

>> That's not gonna happen this time. >> ROOL: What's the meaning of

time. >> ROOL: What's the meaning of this?

>> ROOL: What's the meaning of this? >> DK: King K. Rool?

this? >> DK: King K. Rool? >> How dare you have a

>> DK: King K. Rool? >> How dare you have a going-away party for Donkey Kong

>> How dare you have a going-away party for Donkey Kong and not invite moi.

going-away party for Donkey Kong and not invite moi. I demand to be part of this

and not invite moi. I demand to be part of this banquet.

I demand to be part of this banquet. >> Well, it is a party.

banquet. >> Well, it is a party. Sure, you can come, if you

>> Well, it is a party. Sure, you can come, if you behave.

Sure, you can come, if you behave. >> DIDDY: And now, our next

behave. >> DIDDY: And now, our next speaker is--

>> DIDDY: And now, our next speaker is-- >> Bananas?

speaker is-- >> Bananas? Is that all there is to eat?

>> Bananas? Is that all there is to eat? >> No loot bags?

Is that all there is to eat? >> No loot bags? >> Excuse me, but if you don't

>> No loot bags? >> Excuse me, but if you don't have anything to add to the

>> Excuse me, but if you don't have anything to add to the proceedings--

have anything to add to the proceedings-- >> Well, if that's the case,

proceedings-- >> Well, if that's the case, then permission to speak openly?

>> Well, if that's the case, then permission to speak openly? >> DIDDY: But-- but--

then permission to speak openly? >> DIDDY: But-- but-- >> KLUMP: Forward, march.

>> DIDDY: But-- but-- >> KLUMP: Forward, march. >> DIDDY: Hey!

>> KLUMP: Forward, march. >> DIDDY: Hey! >> Like I always say, what's a

>> DIDDY: Hey! >> Like I always say, what's a soldier without an enemy?

>> Like I always say, what's a soldier without an enemy? You, sir, were-- were--

soldier without an enemy? You, sir, were-- were-- (Screaming)

You, sir, were-- were-- (Screaming) One and two--

(Screaming) One and two-- >> And?

One and two-- >> And? >> CROCS: Run for our lives!

(Shouting) (Screaming)

(Screaming)

>> Wait till King K. Rool hears how successful our mission was. >> DK: Making tracks, coming

how successful our mission was. >> DK: Making tracks, coming through.

>> DK: Making tracks, coming through. >> Two apes flying around

through. >> Two apes flying around together?

>> Two apes flying around together? Another one dropping out of the

together? Another one dropping out of the trees?

Another one dropping out of the trees? Well, this could only mean--

trees? Well, this could only mean-- Something.

>> DK: K. Rool. (Laughing) (Sobbing)

(Laughing) (Sobbing) >> KLUMP: I miss him already.

(Sobbing) >> KLUMP: I miss him already. >> ROOL: A little dignity,

>> KLUMP: I miss him already. >> ROOL: A little dignity, soldier.

>> ROOL: A little dignity, soldier. And now, my turn.

soldier. And now, my turn. What words to use to describe

And now, my turn. What words to use to describe how I feel about Donkey Kong.

What words to use to describe how I feel about Donkey Kong. (Screaming)

how I feel about Donkey Kong. (Screaming) If that yellow-bellied

(Screaming) If that yellow-bellied Neanderthal Donkey Kong doesn't

If that yellow-bellied Neanderthal Donkey Kong doesn't show up, then I win by default.

Neanderthal Donkey Kong doesn't show up, then I win by default. >> DK: Banana slamma!

show up, then I win by default. >> DK: Banana slamma! Okay, lizards--

>> DK: Banana slamma! Okay, lizards-- >> ROOL: Is that Donkey Kong?

Okay, lizards-- >> ROOL: Is that Donkey Kong? >> DK: Banana slamma!

>> ROOL: Is that Donkey Kong? >> DK: Banana slamma! >> Oh, great.

>> DK: Banana slamma! >> Oh, great. What is your plan, Klump?

>> Oh, great. What is your plan, Klump? >> Uh-- plan?

What is your plan, Klump? >> Uh-- plan? >> A plan to get that Crystal

>> Uh-- plan? >> A plan to get that Crystal Coconut away from those banana-

>> A plan to get that Crystal Coconut away from those banana- munching mammals.

Coconut away from those banana- munching mammals. (Whooping)

munching mammals. (Whooping) (Hysterical laughing)

>> Hey! >> With Donkey Kong gone, well, I'll probably retire myself--

>> With Donkey Kong gone, well, I'll probably retire myself-- After I've done one or two

I'll probably retire myself-- After I've done one or two things I've always meant to get

After I've done one or two things I've always meant to get around to.

things I've always meant to get around to. Do you realize the things I

around to. Do you realize the things I could do with the Crystal

Do you realize the things I could do with the Crystal Coconut in one hand and the

could do with the Crystal Coconut in one hand and the Golden Banana in the other?

Coconut in one hand and the Golden Banana in the other? Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.

Golden Banana in the other? Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme. Give me that beautiful orb of

Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme. Give me that beautiful orb of power.

Give me that beautiful orb of power. The Crystal Coconut!

power. The Crystal Coconut! Oh, splendid orb of power, you

The Crystal Coconut! Oh, splendid orb of power, you little beauty!

Oh, splendid orb of power, you little beauty! >> This is a very unconventional

little beauty! >> This is a very unconventional way to invade enemy territory.

>> This is a very unconventional way to invade enemy territory. Eep.

way to invade enemy territory. Eep. (Screaming)

One-- more-- >> Ah, yes. Finally, mine.

>> Ah, yes. Finally, mine. I win.

Finally, mine. I win. I win!

I win. I win! >> Nice to be winners for once.

>> DK: Banana slamma! >> What? No!

(Screaming)

(Yelling)

We bad guys never get a break. No harm, no foul. Let's call it a day.

No harm, no foul. Let's call it a day. Hm, what do you say?

Let's call it a day. Hm, what do you say? >> Banana slamma!

Hm, what do you say? >> Banana slamma! >> Under attack, take cover!

Attack the other way! >> Don't just stand there, Klump!

>> Don't just stand there, Klump! >> No longer standing, sir!

>> I'll be back. (Screaming) (Laughing)

(Screaming) (Laughing) >> And from now on, get your own

(Laughing) >> And from now on, get your own dream sequences, okay?

>> And from now on, get your own dream sequences, okay? Don't forget to write, you big

dream sequences, okay? Don't forget to write, you big lug.

(Microphone feedback shrieking) >> DIDDY: And now, I give you our very own black cloud, the

>> DIDDY: And now, I give you our very own black cloud, the one and only Cranky.

our very own black cloud, the one and only Cranky. (Clapping)

one and only Cranky. (Clapping) >> DK, you've been like a son to

(Clapping) >> DK, you've been like a son to me, a big, hairy, clumsy son.

>> DK, you've been like a son to me, a big, hairy, clumsy son. But nobody could love you more.

me, a big, hairy, clumsy son. But nobody could love you more. And I always made a point of

But nobody could love you more. And I always made a point of telling you that.

And I always made a point of telling you that. I've got the evidence right

telling you that. I've got the evidence right here, you bumbling baboon!

I've got the evidence right here, you bumbling baboon! You doofus!

here, you bumbling baboon! You doofus! You numbskull!

You doofus! You numbskull! You big knucklehead.

You numbskull! You big knucklehead. Don't you get it, you big

You big knucklehead. Don't you get it, you big baboon?

Don't you get it, you big baboon? You knucklehead.

baboon? You knucklehead. You say he landed on his head?

You knucklehead. You say he landed on his head? >> Yeah.

You say he landed on his head? >> Yeah. >> Good thing, otherwise he

>> Yeah. >> Good thing, otherwise he might've hurt himself.

>> Good thing, otherwise he might've hurt himself. (Clapping)

>> He's someone who means more to us than just opposable thumbs and an upright walk.

to us than just opposable thumbs and an upright walk. He's not just the biggest buddy

and an upright walk. He's not just the biggest buddy I have, but he's my best, best,

He's not just the biggest buddy I have, but he's my best, best, best buddy in the whole wide

I have, but he's my best, best, best buddy in the whole wide world, as well.

best buddy in the whole wide world, as well. >> DK: Oh, Diddy, I can't show

world, as well. >> DK: Oh, Diddy, I can't show up looking like a big hairy

>> DK: Oh, Diddy, I can't show up looking like a big hairy ape.

up looking like a big hairy ape. >> But you are a big hairy ape,

ape. >> But you are a big hairy ape, DK, so don't worry about it,

>> But you are a big hairy ape, DK, so don't worry about it, just be yourself.

DK, so don't worry about it, just be yourself. >> DK: You mean a big hairy ape!

just be yourself. >> DK: You mean a big hairy ape! (Laughing)

>> DK: You mean a big hairy ape! (Laughing) I've got an idea, but I'll need

(Laughing) I've got an idea, but I'll need your help.

I've got an idea, but I'll need your help. >> DIDDY: That's what sidekicks

your help. >> DIDDY: That's what sidekicks are for.

>> DIDDY: That's what sidekicks are for. >> Good, you drive.

are for. >> Good, you drive. >> What?

>> Good, you drive. >> What? I can't drive.

>> What? I can't drive. >> Neither can I.

I can't drive. >> Neither can I. >> DIDDY: There it is, there it

>> Neither can I. >> DIDDY: There it is, there it is, DK!

>> DIDDY: There it is, there it is, DK! Catch, DK!

is, DK! Catch, DK! >> DK: I've got it, little

Catch, DK! >> DK: I've got it, little buddy.

>> DK: I've got it, little buddy. >> DIDDY: Okay, DK, I'm dying to

buddy. >> DIDDY: Okay, DK, I'm dying to hear the second part of your

>> DIDDY: Okay, DK, I'm dying to hear the second part of your plan.

hear the second part of your plan. >> This is where you go up and

plan. >> This is where you go up and get the coconut.

>> This is where you go up and get the coconut. (Snoring)

Without waking Sleeping Ugly. Banana slamma! Hold on, little buddy!

Banana slamma! Hold on, little buddy! >> Closer, DK!

Hold on, little buddy! >> Closer, DK! Right, and besides, nothing and

>> Closer, DK! Right, and besides, nothing and no one is bigger or better than

Right, and besides, nothing and no one is bigger or better than the king of all Kongs, Donkey

no one is bigger or better than the king of all Kongs, Donkey Kong!

the king of all Kongs, Donkey Kong! >> DK: Run!

Kong! >> DK: Run! (Screaming)

>> DK: Run! (Screaming) (Panting)

(Screaming) (Panting) >> DIDDY: Oh, it's a dead end!

(Panting) >> DIDDY: Oh, it's a dead end! >> DK: We're trapped!

>> DIDDY: Oh, it's a dead end! >> DK: We're trapped! >> We're doomed!

>> DK: We're trapped! >> We're doomed! (Screaming)

>> We'll exchange Baby Kong with another baby. >> Oh, yeah, right!

another baby. >> Oh, yeah, right! Where do you think we're gonna

>> Oh, yeah, right! Where do you think we're gonna find another baby?

Where do you think we're gonna find another baby? I know I'm your pal and all,

find another baby? I know I'm your pal and all, but don't you think this is

I know I'm your pal and all, but don't you think this is going just a little far to help

but don't you think this is going just a little far to help you?

going just a little far to help you? >> I knew I could count on you!

you? >> I knew I could count on you! >> That's what sidekicks are

>> I knew I could count on you! >> That's what sidekicks are for!

>> That's what sidekicks are for! >> DK: I got it.

for! >> DK: I got it. >> DIDDY: I got it, I got it.

>> DK: I got it. >> DIDDY: I got it, I got it. >> DK: I got it.

>> DIDDY: I got it, I got it. >> DK: I got it. (Crashing)

Banana slamma.

>> I give you your friend and mine, Donkey Kong. (Clapping)

mine, Donkey Kong. (Clapping) >> Huh?

(Whistling)

>> Gee, everybody, this place has been like home for me. >> It is your home, numbskull.

has been like home for me. >> It is your home, numbskull. >> I feel like I know every

>> It is your home, numbskull. >> I feel like I know every rock, every tree, every branch

>> I feel like I know every rock, every tree, every branch of this island.

rock, every tree, every branch of this island. >> CANDY: Donkey Kong!

of this island. >> CANDY: Donkey Kong! >> DK: Candy?

>> CANDY: Donkey Kong! >> DK: Candy? (Crashing)

>> DK: Candy? (Crashing) >> DIDDY: DK!

(Crashing) >> DIDDY: DK! >> DK: Diddy!

>> DIDDY: DK! >> DK: Diddy! (Crashing)

>> DK: Diddy! (Crashing) Think you can lose me that

(Crashing) Think you can lose me that easily?

Think you can lose me that easily? Tree!

easily? Tree! >> Look out!

Tree! >> Look out! >> Whoa-oa-oa!

Whoa-oa-oa! All we've got to do is get Cranky back--

All we've got to do is get Cranky back-- >> CANDY: DK, Diddy!

Cranky back-- >> CANDY: DK, Diddy! >> DIDDY: Stop!

>> DK: You can count on me. Dance is easy. Whoa!

Dance is easy. Whoa! (Crashing)

Whoa! (Crashing) (Crashing)

(Crashing) (Crashing) (Crashing)

(Crashing) (Crashing) Oh, no!

(Crashing) Oh, no! (Crashing)

Oh, no! (Crashing) Hang on, Cranky, we're almost--

(Crashing) Hang on, Cranky, we're almost-- That had to hurt-- and it did.

Hang on, Cranky, we're almost-- That had to hurt-- and it did. And as for you, we've all

That had to hurt-- and it did. And as for you, we've all managed to touch each other's

And as for you, we've all managed to touch each other's lives.

managed to touch each other's lives. >> Where is that Donkey Kong?

lives. >> Where is that Donkey Kong? >> Where is that so-called pal

>> Where is that Donkey Kong? >> Where is that so-called pal o' mine?

>> Where is that so-called pal o' mine? We were watching movies and--

o' mine? We were watching movies and-- >> Watching movies?!

We were watching movies and-- >> Watching movies?! >> CANDY: All right, where is

>> Watching movies?! >> CANDY: All right, where is he?

>> CANDY: All right, where is he? Where is that so-called

he? Where is that so-called boyfriend of mine?

Where is that so-called boyfriend of mine? We were having lunch--

boyfriend of mine? We were having lunch-- >> Hey!

We were having lunch-- >> Hey! Donkey Kong, wait till you see

>> Hey! Donkey Kong, wait till you see what Mr. Klump did to your

Donkey Kong, wait till you see what Mr. Klump did to your elevator.

what Mr. Klump did to your elevator. (Ringing and bouncing noises)

>> The coconut! >> DIXIE: Cranky! Get off the--

>> DIXIE: Cranky! Get off the-- Tracks.

Get off the-- Tracks. >> DK: Sorry, Cranky, no time to

Tracks. >> DK: Sorry, Cranky, no time to stop.

>> DK: Sorry, Cranky, no time to stop. Guard the coconut.

stop. Guard the coconut. >> Thanks.

¶ >> Out of the way! >> But where's Donkey Kong?

>> Out of the way! >> But where's Donkey Kong? >> DK: Banana slam--!

>> But where's Donkey Kong? >> DK: Banana slam--! >> That's my cue.

>> DK: Banana slam--! >> That's my cue. >> Off the barrel, Donkey Kong.

>> That's my cue. >> Off the barrel, Donkey Kong. You might fall and--

>> Off the barrel, Donkey Kong. You might fall and-- Whoa!

Whoa!

(Screaming)

>> Yeah, lock and load! Lock and load! >> Hey, Cranky, what's all the

Lock and load! >> Hey, Cranky, what's all the screaming?

>> Hey, Cranky, what's all the screaming? You okay?

screaming? You okay? >> You big banana-for-brains!

(Groaning) >> It won't be easy leaving all my friends, but-- well, when you

>> It won't be easy leaving all my friends, but-- well, when you get a letter that says, "You,

my friends, but-- well, when you get a letter that says, "You, Monkey Kong, have been--"

get a letter that says, "You, Monkey Kong, have been--" >> Monkey Kong?

Monkey Kong, have been--" >> Monkey Kong? Let me see that.

>> Monkey Kong? Let me see that. I should've known, you alphabet-

Let me see that. I should've known, you alphabet- challenged ape.

I should've known, you alphabet- challenged ape. "Monkey," not "Donkey."

challenged ape. "Monkey," not "Donkey." This letter isn't for you.

"Monkey," not "Donkey." This letter isn't for you. >> Hey, I don't have to leave

This letter isn't for you. >> Hey, I don't have to leave Kongo Bongo.

>> Hey, I don't have to leave Kongo Bongo. Isn't that great news?

Kongo Bongo. Isn't that great news? (Crickets chirping)

Isn't that great news? (Crickets chirping) >> Then we made this whole big

(Crickets chirping) >> Then we made this whole big bash for nothing?

>> Then we made this whole big bash for nothing? >> Then why did I pay for this

bash for nothing? >> Then why did I pay for this dinner?

>> Then why did I pay for this dinner? >> Then why I brush my teeth?

dinner? >> Then why I brush my teeth? >> DIDDY: Then why did I use up

>> Then why I brush my teeth? >> DIDDY: Then why did I use up my best material on this

>> DIDDY: Then why did I use up my best material on this shindig?

my best material on this shindig? >> DK: Because you like me, you

shindig? >> DK: Because you like me, you really like me.

>> DK: Because you like me, you really like me. Hey, I've got a great idea.

really like me. Hey, I've got a great idea. Let's celebrate the good news.

Hey, I've got a great idea. Let's celebrate the good news. Let's, uh, have a party.

Let's celebrate the good news. Let's, uh, have a party. >> We already did!

Let's, uh, have a party. >> We already did! >> DK: Oh, yeah.

>> We already did! >> DK: Oh, yeah. Anybody want to dance?

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