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♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah
♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
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♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes
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♪ Banana slamma
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♪
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♪ Donkey Kong ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong
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♪
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♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah,
Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
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♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes
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♪ Banana slamma ♪
Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪
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♪ Hey-oh ♪ Donkey Kong,
let"s go ♪
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♪ Let"s go ♪
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♪ Here he comes ♪ Banana slamma
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CRANKY: "“Twas the night
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before the festival, and all
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through the cabin, not a
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creature was stirrin", no
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gorillas were gabbin."”
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The banana peels were tossed by
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the piano with care, in hopes
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that more bananas
soon would be there.
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Mmm... Bananas.
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That"s my favourite
part of the holiday.
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That"s your favourite part of
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any day, DK!
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[Laughing]
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What"s your favourite part
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of the holiday, little buddy?
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Opening presents, especially
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when it"s a junior jungle gym,
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complete with mega monkey bars!
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[Laughing]
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Diddy... How did you know?
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That"s just what
I always wanted.
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[Chuckling]
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What"s your favourite part of
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the holiday, Cranky?
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The truce between
lizards and apes.
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The Kongo Bongo Festival of
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Lights is the one day a year we
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don"t have to worry about that
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pond gack K. Rool trying to
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steal the Crystal Coconut!
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DK: The one day a year it"s
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completely safe.
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♪
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KLUMP: Squadron 10!
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Your mine car is clear for
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take-off on track 7.
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It"s a low clearance tunnel so
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watch your...
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[Crashing]
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Heads... >>
That"s the last of the
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Kritter troops, sir.
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Everybody"s gone to celebrate
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the Kongo Bongo Festival of
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Lights day with their families.
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Splendid, just splendid!
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Well, you know my holiday motto,
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right, Klump?
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Yes sir!
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Even cerebrally challenged
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homespun pinhead subordinates
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need to spend time with their
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scaly loved ones.
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Speaking of cerebrally
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challenged, where"s Krusha?
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He"s in the vault, sir.
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He"s rummaging through all your
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junk to see if he can find
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something festive to bring home
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for the holidays.
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I found somethin...
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K. ROOL: What have you got
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there, Krusha?
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, candles!
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Those aren"t candles!
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Those are...
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Fireworks.
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I just love fireworks.
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They"re my favourite
part o' the holiday.
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Oh, my favourite part is
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going back to the swamplands to
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play gator-games with all my
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slithering siblings.
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We just roll around in the muck
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all day, drinking bog-nog and
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exchanging villain stories...
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And then later, we will gorge
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on one of mummy"s
home-made mud pies!
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Oh,
I can almost smell it now... [Sniffing]
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Whoa!
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Well, General, I"m off!
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Happy Festival of Lights Day!
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Same to you, your
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sinister slipperiness, sir.
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Better hurry, Krusha...
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Your family"s waiting.
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Bye,
bye... >> Happy holidays!
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KRUSHA: Aren"t
you going home?
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Uh, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, sure, I was just,
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um... lockin" up!
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Oh, I got a big day planned, uh,
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wouldn"t miss it for the world.
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Yeah, you go on, you silly
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salamander, and I... I order you
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to have fun!
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D"okay, uh, bye bye...
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And remember to watch your...
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KRUSHA: Oof!
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Head.
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[Sighing]
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Well, I may not have
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anywhere to go, but at least
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I"ve got the whole
place to myself.
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♪ I"ve always
been the only one ♪
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♪ All on my own,
just a wayward son ♪
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♪ And I bet they"re all together
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eatin" pizza mud-pies ♪
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♪ As they cozy on the sofa
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watching swamp gas rise ♪
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♪ I"ve got no family tree ♪
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♪ Just a bush, a twig, a branch,
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a sapling, that"s me ♪
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♪ I never had no next of kin
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♪ Just a few hundred teeth,
and oily skin ♪
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♪ And I still remember mama"s
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rotten turtle egg stew ♪
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♪ And her beetle sandwiches and
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picnics too ♪
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♪ I got no family tree
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♪ Just a bush, a twig, a branch,
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a sapling, that"s me ♪
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♪ I got no family tree
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♪ No one to celebrate the
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Festival with me ♪
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[Sobbing]
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As I recall, when I was a
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kid, someone taught me a little
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poem to cheer me
up... Now what was it?
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Oh yeah, I remember now.
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♪ Whenever you"re sad ♪
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♪ Lonely as can be
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♪ Just remember me...
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Huh.
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Dag-newt,
what was that last line?
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Huh, oh well, no matter.
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There"s no one to
hear but me anyway.
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DK: This year"s Festival of
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Lights is gonna be the best
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ever, little buddy!
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Wait till you see
my fireworks display!
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I"d rather see my presents.
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Oh, tell me what you got me, DK!
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Please, please, tell me, please!
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Okay, but you can"t tell
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anybody, because I got the same
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gift for everyone.
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It"s big... >> Yeah?
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It"s beautiful!
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Yeah?
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It"s a banana!
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Yeah-ha... Huh?
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[Laughing]
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Yeah right, as if!
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No, seriously,
what did ya get me?
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No, no, don"t tell me.
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Let it be a surprise.
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Yeah, a surprise.
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Sure.
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[Sniffing]
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Mmm... I smell...
banana cream pie!
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Hi, DK!
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Hi, Creamy!
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Uh, I mean Candy.
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I thought you"d be on the
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beach setting up
the fireworks display.
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You know how much I love your
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banana cream pies.
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Well not as much as you"re
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gonna love the
present I got you!
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Uh... Present?
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No peeking until later.
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I can"t wait to see
what you got me.
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Ah, I gotta go.
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Hey, Donkey Dude!
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Hi, Funky, going surfing?
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Negative, D-man, I"m trippin'
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a move to Cranky"s to deliver
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your present.
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You"ll be cruisin' your karma
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on a high tide real soon!
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[Laughing]
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It sounds like everyone got
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me really great presents.
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Oh, not everyone!
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I"m sure Cranky got you the same
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useless gift he gets
you every year...
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BOTH: Glow in
the dark pyjamas.
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My gift will make up for it.
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Ooh, speaking of which, I better
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go wrap it.
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You better start setting up
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those fireworks, otherwise the
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only thing lighting up the sky
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tonight will be your pyjamas!
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[Laughing]
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How can I think about
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fireworks when I have to get new
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presents for everyone?
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Oh, what am I gonna do?
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I know!
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DK: Oh, you gotta help me,
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Inka Dinka Doo!
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I"m desperate!
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What should I do?
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Look into the heart of your
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enemy to discover the greatest
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gift of all... >>
Uh... Say what?
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Thanks to Inka Dinka Doo"s
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Inky Dinky stinky advice, now
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I"ve wasted even more time,
and now I...
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[Crashing]
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[Gasping]
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The enemy...
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You wouldn"t hit a lizard with
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glasses, would ya?
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I can"t.
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It"s the Kongo Bongo Festival of
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Lights day, a truce between
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lizards and apes?
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Good, "cause I don't even
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know an optometrist.
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It"s good to know I'm not the
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only one who"s
alone for the holidays.
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Oh, I"m not alone.
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I"m meeting my friends later at
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the beach for a big party!
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Then I guess I am the only
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one all alone today.
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Aren"t you behind enemy lines?
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Well I w... I was just, uh,
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well, to be honest, I... I come
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out here every year
to see the fireworks.
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I just love them fireworks!
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Well,
there isn"t goin' to be any.
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No fireworks?
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But that"s all I got!
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Sorry, but I have to find
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presents for all
my friends first.
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Say,
uh... Being a truce and all...
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Maybe I could help
you find them presents!
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You mean it?
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Affirmative!
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And, uh... Maybe in return,
you"d let me
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have a front-row seat for them
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fireworks, huh?
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It"s a deal!
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Arr, mateys.
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It"s Kongo Bongo's Festival of
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Lights Day,
the day of the legendary truce.
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So I"s be thinkin', what better
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day to steal the Crystal Coconut
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from the unsuspectin" apes...
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then on the day
they ain "t suspectin"?
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Aye, and what better gift to
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steal than the one ye be wantin"
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most, eh, Capitain?
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There be one thing I be
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wanting more than the Crystal
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Coconut, mateys.
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It"s something I lost years ago.
274
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[Sighing]
275
00:11:34,146 --> 00:11:37,643
But I can"t take what be lost.
276
00:11:37,667 --> 00:11:39,300
But I can take everything else!
277
00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:42,096
So let"s be doing
what pirates do best!
278
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ALL: Steal booty!
279
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DK: Wow!
280
00:11:47,504 --> 00:11:50,276
There"s so many
cool things in here!
281
00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:51,692
Take whatever ya want, I"m
282
00:11:51,716 --> 00:11:52,693
sure King K. Rool wouldn"t miss
283
00:11:52,717 --> 00:11:54,280
half the junk in there.
284
00:11:54,304 --> 00:11:55,488
You should see all the great
285
00:11:55,512 --> 00:11:57,283
stuff I"m finding!
286
00:11:57,307 --> 00:12:01,011
Hey,
what are all these clown clothes for?
287
00:12:01,035 --> 00:12:02,081
Uh... yeah, you better
288
00:12:02,105 --> 00:12:04,083
leave those behind.
289
00:12:04,107 --> 00:12:05,982
Thanks to you, I have great
290
00:12:06,006 --> 00:12:08,605
presents for everyone!
291
00:12:08,629 --> 00:12:09,848
I wish I had someone to give
292
00:12:09,872 --> 00:12:12,160
presents to... and a warm house
293
00:12:12,184 --> 00:12:13,506
to go home to... and knitted
294
00:12:13,530 --> 00:12:15,888
slippers with webbed toes...
295
00:12:15,912 --> 00:12:19,374
and bog-nog,
and home made mud pies...
296
00:12:19,398 --> 00:12:23,275
♪ Whenever you"re sad ♪
297
00:12:23,299 --> 00:12:30,271
♪ Lonely as can be
♪ Just remember me...
298
00:12:32,170 --> 00:12:33,561
Remember... who?
299
00:12:33,585 --> 00:12:34,804
I dunno, I can never
300
00:12:34,828 --> 00:12:36,288
remember the last part.
301
00:12:36,312 --> 00:12:37,634
All I know is someone sang it to
302
00:12:37,658 --> 00:12:39,118
me when I was knee-high to a
303
00:12:39,142 --> 00:12:43,502
newt,
and I can"t remember who... >> Hey!
304
00:12:43,526 --> 00:12:44,848
I found the perfect gifts!
305
00:12:44,872 --> 00:12:45,849
Well done, soldier!
306
00:12:45,873 --> 00:12:46,850
What are they?
307
00:12:46,874 --> 00:12:47,851
Candles!
308
00:12:47,875 --> 00:12:48,852
KLUMP: No!
309
00:12:48,876 --> 00:12:52,787
Those are... Fireworks.
310
00:12:52,811 --> 00:12:56,377
I thought they
looked kinda familiar.
311
00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:58,172
What"s taking DK so long?
312
00:12:58,196 --> 00:12:59,276
He should"ve finished setting up
313
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:01,071
the fireworks by now.
314
00:13:01,095 --> 00:13:03,453
I"ll go check on him.
315
00:13:03,477 --> 00:13:05,006
Don"t worry, Cranky, DK knows
316
00:13:05,030 --> 00:13:06,836
how important today is.
317
00:13:06,860 --> 00:13:09,597
He wouldn"t goof off.
318
00:13:09,621 --> 00:13:10,874
Wheeeeeeee!
319
00:13:10,898 --> 00:13:12,117
[Snoring]
320
00:13:12,141 --> 00:13:15,223
Whoa!
321
00:13:15,247 --> 00:13:16,224
General Klump!
322
00:13:16,248 --> 00:13:19,193
I"ve found the perfect
gift for everyone!
323
00:13:19,217 --> 00:13:20,435
Mine cars!
324
00:13:20,459 --> 00:13:22,023
Hey, what"s this lever for?
325
00:13:22,047 --> 00:13:23,438
Don"t pull the lever!
326
00:13:23,462 --> 00:13:25,740
Whoa!
327
00:13:29,744 --> 00:13:30,998
Maybe this isn"t the perfect
328
00:13:31,022 --> 00:13:34,415
gift, after all.
329
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,727
Uh, bad news, Cranky.
330
00:13:36,751 --> 00:13:39,282
DK... wasn"t at the pier.
331
00:13:39,306 --> 00:13:40,490
That numbskull!
332
00:13:40,514 --> 00:13:41,836
I'll bet he hasn"t even started
333
00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:44,149
setting up the fireworks,
has he?
334
00:13:44,173 --> 00:13:46,082
No... but it gets worse.
335
00:13:46,106 --> 00:13:48,222
DK"s the master of ceremonies!
336
00:13:48,246 --> 00:13:50,224
Who"s gonna carry
the Crystal Coconut?
337
00:13:50,248 --> 00:13:51,397
SKURVY: D'arrr.
338
00:13:51,421 --> 00:13:53,641
Pick me, pick me!
339
00:13:53,665 --> 00:13:55,470
I told you it got worse!
340
00:13:55,494 --> 00:13:56,575
Skurvy!
341
00:13:56,599 --> 00:13:58,888
What brings your skanky hide to
342
00:13:58,912 --> 00:14:00,406
Kongo Bongo?
343
00:14:00,430 --> 00:14:02,857
I come to claim me birthright.
344
00:14:02,881 --> 00:14:05,722
The Crystal Coconut!
345
00:14:05,746 --> 00:14:06,757
Isn"t there anything else you
346
00:14:06,781 --> 00:14:09,277
ever want,
besides the Crystal Coconut?
347
00:14:09,301 --> 00:14:10,796
Y"aye, there be one thing I
348
00:14:10,820 --> 00:14:13,040
be wantin", even more than the
349
00:14:13,064 --> 00:14:15,456
Crystal Coconut, but even a
350
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,493
pirate can"t have
everything he wants...
351
00:14:18,517 --> 00:14:19,494
Now hand over the Crystal
352
00:14:19,518 --> 00:14:21,772
Coconut,
or I"ll blow ya to bitties!
353
00:14:21,796 --> 00:14:23,602
At least he"s not stealing
354
00:14:23,626 --> 00:14:25,017
the presents!
355
00:14:25,041 --> 00:14:26,812
Thar be more booty?
356
00:14:26,836 --> 00:14:29,332
You wouldn"t dare.
357
00:14:29,356 --> 00:14:31,368
Aye, I would, "cause...
358
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:35,062
ALL: Pirates be pure scum!
359
00:14:35,086 --> 00:14:37,743
Donkey Kong!
360
00:14:40,746 --> 00:14:41,723
I can"t believe I didn't
361
00:14:41,747 --> 00:14:42,724
think of this earlier.
362
00:14:42,748 --> 00:14:44,692
Everyone loves books, and King
363
00:14:44,716 --> 00:14:47,281
K. Rool has hundreds!
364
00:14:47,305 --> 00:14:48,282
What do you think would make a
365
00:14:48,306 --> 00:14:49,662
great gift, General Klump?
366
00:14:49,686 --> 00:14:50,663
How about a pair of gator
367
00:14:50,687 --> 00:14:52,562
galoshes with monkey fur linin"?
368
00:14:52,586 --> 00:14:53,563
"Cause that's what we" ll be if
369
00:14:53,587 --> 00:14:54,564
King K"rool finds out we've been
370
00:14:54,588 --> 00:14:56,566
snoopin" around in
his personal library.
371
00:14:56,590 --> 00:14:57,636
[Gasping]
372
00:14:57,660 --> 00:14:58,879
Intruders!
373
00:14:58,903 --> 00:15:00,259
No, you invited me!
374
00:15:00,283 --> 00:15:01,260
No, on the island!
375
00:15:01,284 --> 00:15:02,261
BOTH: Pirates!
376
00:15:02,285 --> 00:15:03,366
The Crystal Coconut!
377
00:15:03,390 --> 00:15:04,954
Oh no!
378
00:15:04,978 --> 00:15:05,955
KLUMP: But it"s Festival of
379
00:15:05,979 --> 00:15:07,025
Lights Day, don"t they know
380
00:15:07,049 --> 00:15:08,129
about the truce?
381
00:15:08,153 --> 00:15:10,476
Yeah,
but pirates don"t honour truces!
382
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:12,340
BOTH: They be pure scum!
383
00:15:12,364 --> 00:15:13,479
Heaven only knows what I"ll
384
00:15:13,503 --> 00:15:14,964
be when King K. Rool finds out
385
00:15:14,988 --> 00:15:17,242
that the Crystal
Coconut was stolen...
386
00:15:17,266 --> 00:15:18,760
By someone other than me!
387
00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:20,786
Not if you help me stop them!
388
00:15:26,068 --> 00:15:28,460
Where in boiled
bananas have you been?
389
00:15:28,484 --> 00:15:29,461
Shopping?
390
00:15:29,485 --> 00:15:30,462
What?
391
00:15:30,486 --> 00:15:31,463
Everyone got me really great
392
00:15:31,487 --> 00:15:32,809
presents, so I just wanted all
393
00:15:32,833 --> 00:15:35,398
of your presents to be special,
too!
394
00:15:35,422 --> 00:15:37,607
Well good for you,
you knucklehead.
395
00:15:37,631 --> 00:15:39,920
In the meantime, Skurvy"s stolen
396
00:15:39,944 --> 00:15:42,992
all the presents,
and the Crystal Coconut!
397
00:15:43,016 --> 00:15:44,407
What"ll we do, DK?
398
00:15:44,431 --> 00:15:46,581
Don"t worry, I've got an idea.
399
00:15:46,605 --> 00:15:48,342
Now I"m worried.
400
00:15:48,366 --> 00:15:49,860
But I"ll need his help.
401
00:15:49,884 --> 00:15:50,861
Howdy there, neighbours!
402
00:15:50,885 --> 00:15:51,862
Pond gack!
403
00:15:51,886 --> 00:15:52,863
Truce or no truce, hide the
404
00:15:52,887 --> 00:15:54,727
Crystal Coconut!
405
00:15:54,751 --> 00:15:57,109
Uh, it"s already stolen.
406
00:15:57,133 --> 00:15:59,491
Oh yeah, which reminds me...
407
00:15:59,515 --> 00:16:02,828
What are we all
standing around for?
408
00:16:09,283 --> 00:16:13,298
I only see Kutlass
and Green Kroc.
409
00:16:13,322 --> 00:16:14,299
[Loudly] What are we lookin"
410
00:16:14,323 --> 00:16:15,300
at?
411
00:16:15,324 --> 00:16:16,301
[Shushing]
412
00:16:16,325 --> 00:16:17,302
All you have to do is keep a
413
00:16:17,326 --> 00:16:18,303
lookout for Skurvy, Diddy and I
414
00:16:18,327 --> 00:16:20,063
will take care of the rest.
415
00:16:20,087 --> 00:16:21,444
Affirmative!
416
00:16:21,468 --> 00:16:23,446
Hip-hup!
417
00:16:23,470 --> 00:16:24,447
DIDDY: Shush, will ya?!
418
00:16:24,471 --> 00:16:27,277
[Quietly] Hip-hup,
hip-hup, hip-hup...
419
00:16:27,301 --> 00:16:29,624
Looks like we be all done!
420
00:16:29,648 --> 00:16:33,352
Arr,
what about the rest of the booty?
421
00:16:33,376 --> 00:16:35,113
What booty?
422
00:16:35,137 --> 00:16:38,047
DIDDY: That thar
booty on the beach!
423
00:16:38,071 --> 00:16:39,324
Skurvy didn"t say nothin'
424
00:16:39,348 --> 00:16:41,119
about booty on the beach.
425
00:16:41,143 --> 00:16:43,224
You tink we should take it?
426
00:16:43,248 --> 00:16:44,225
DK AND DIDDY: Aye!
427
00:16:44,249 --> 00:16:45,986
"Cause you be pure scum!
428
00:16:46,010 --> 00:16:47,435
Arrr!
429
00:16:47,459 --> 00:16:50,462
BOTH: Arrr, that we be!
430
00:16:51,670 --> 00:16:52,647
[Diddy chuckling]
431
00:16:52,671 --> 00:16:54,408
Your plan is working, DK!
432
00:16:54,432 --> 00:16:56,065
Like I said, little buddy,
433
00:16:56,089 --> 00:16:58,205
nothing can go wrong.
434
00:16:58,229 --> 00:17:00,552
Oh, I could think of somethin...
435
00:17:00,576 --> 00:17:04,073
Huh?
436
00:17:04,097 --> 00:17:06,523
Your plan was as
stinky as bilge water.
437
00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:08,111
What were ya thinkin"?
438
00:17:08,135 --> 00:17:09,216
That me mates would load the
439
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:11,390
ship down with fireworks, then
440
00:17:11,414 --> 00:17:12,633
ye"d bargain for the Crystal
441
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:15,946
Coconut by threatenin"
to blow us to bits?
442
00:17:15,970 --> 00:17:17,086
Yep, that"s pretty much it.
443
00:17:17,110 --> 00:17:18,673
I be thankin" ya, 'cause ya
444
00:17:18,697 --> 00:17:19,881
saved me the trouble o" stealin'
445
00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:21,331
"em!
446
00:17:21,355 --> 00:17:24,955
At long last,
the Crystal Coconut!
447
00:17:24,979 --> 00:17:26,509
It be the only booty I ever be
448
00:17:26,533 --> 00:17:28,545
truly wantin"!
449
00:17:28,569 --> 00:17:29,753
I thought there was something
450
00:17:29,777 --> 00:17:31,652
else you were searching for.
451
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,102
Aye.
452
00:17:33,126 --> 00:17:35,093
It be me long lost brother.
453
00:17:37,337 --> 00:17:40,419
♪ Whenever you"re sad ♪
454
00:17:40,443 --> 00:17:48,186
♪ And lonely as can
be ♪ Just remember me
455
00:17:48,210 --> 00:17:53,950
♪ Your big brother,
Skurvy >> Arr.
456
00:17:53,974 --> 00:17:58,368
Now where have
I heard that before?
457
00:17:58,392 --> 00:18:00,370
Set sail for
shark-infested waters.
458
00:18:00,394 --> 00:18:03,408
I wanna finish these
land-lubbers off!
459
00:18:03,432 --> 00:18:04,995
I am bound, by loyalty to my
460
00:18:05,019 --> 00:18:07,619
superior, to fight till the
461
00:18:07,643 --> 00:18:10,932
death,
to retrieve the Crystal Coconut.
462
00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:14,281
BOTH: Fight to the death?
463
00:18:14,305 --> 00:18:16,421
Even pirates
don"t fight to the death.
464
00:18:16,445 --> 00:18:18,147
Yeah, well, I admit I"ve
465
00:18:18,171 --> 00:18:19,148
never actually had to fight to
466
00:18:19,172 --> 00:18:20,804
the death, but I"m bound by
467
00:18:20,828 --> 00:18:22,979
lizard law to say it.
468
00:18:23,003 --> 00:18:24,843
But I have blown things to bits,
469
00:18:24,867 --> 00:18:26,327
so hand over the Crystal
470
00:18:26,351 --> 00:18:28,778
Coconut, ya scum-sucking seadog.
471
00:18:28,802 --> 00:18:29,779
Who"re you calling a
472
00:18:29,803 --> 00:18:31,229
scum-sucking seadog, you
473
00:18:31,253 --> 00:18:33,645
scum-sucking swamp-sucker!
474
00:18:33,669 --> 00:18:35,198
Why you little trent-toed...
475
00:18:35,222 --> 00:18:36,199
I"ll skin ya for shark bait,
476
00:18:36,223 --> 00:18:37,200
y'overweight land-lubber!
477
00:18:37,224 --> 00:18:38,201
Hah!
478
00:18:38,225 --> 00:18:39,202
Are these two of the biggest
479
00:18:39,226 --> 00:18:40,203
goofus-doofuses you"ve ever laid
480
00:18:40,227 --> 00:18:41,204
eyes on, or what?
481
00:18:41,228 --> 00:18:44,173
Yeah, it"s pretty sad.
482
00:18:44,197 --> 00:18:45,174
Sad!
483
00:18:45,198 --> 00:18:46,658
That"s it!
484
00:18:46,682 --> 00:18:47,797
What are ya talking about?
485
00:18:47,821 --> 00:18:49,488
The poem.
486
00:18:49,512 --> 00:18:53,113
♪ Whenever you"re sad ♪
487
00:18:53,137 --> 00:18:56,140
♪ Lonely as can be
488
00:18:59,246 --> 00:19:02,249
♪ Just remember me
489
00:19:05,252 --> 00:19:08,290
♪ Your big brother, Skurvy
490
00:19:09,291 --> 00:19:10,992
Arrr.
491
00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:14,962
♪ Whenever you"re sad ♪
492
00:19:14,986 --> 00:19:21,762
♪ Lonely as can be
♪ Just remember me
493
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:24,789
♪ Your big brother, Skurvy
494
00:19:26,342 --> 00:19:27,768
Yeah, that"s it!
495
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:29,770
That"s the last line!
496
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:32,221
But how did you know the endin"?
497
00:19:32,245 --> 00:19:35,293
How did ye know it at all?
498
00:19:35,317 --> 00:19:36,880
Little brother!
499
00:19:36,904 --> 00:19:38,906
Big brother!
500
00:19:41,254 --> 00:19:43,221
Run for cover!
501
00:19:46,845 --> 00:19:51,240
Fireworks... >>
They be me favourite...
502
00:19:51,264 --> 00:19:53,103
Mine too!
503
00:19:53,127 --> 00:19:54,519
That "s 'cause as a young" un,
504
00:19:54,543 --> 00:19:56,245
ye played with "em, and set the
505
00:19:56,269 --> 00:19:57,798
swamps on fire, burnin" us outta
506
00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,282
house and home.
507
00:19:59,306 --> 00:20:01,284
I did?
508
00:20:01,308 --> 00:20:02,389
I did!
509
00:20:02,413 --> 00:20:05,737
I remember now,
and then... and then you...
510
00:20:05,761 --> 00:20:08,395
You took the blame for me!
511
00:20:08,419 --> 00:20:09,810
I was run outta the swamps
512
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,191
faster than you could say "“Get
513
00:20:11,215 --> 00:20:14,401
outta here,
ya little arson dirt-bag."”
514
00:20:14,425 --> 00:20:15,712
Why d"ya think I went off to sea
515
00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:16,989
to become a pirate?
516
00:20:17,013 --> 00:20:18,715
Ya silly seadog.
517
00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:20,165
You did all that for me?
518
00:20:20,189 --> 00:20:22,156
That"s what family's for.
519
00:20:27,955 --> 00:20:29,139
CRANKY: Well, DK, it"s not
520
00:20:29,163 --> 00:20:31,003
the way I would have done it, I
521
00:20:31,027 --> 00:20:32,936
gotta admit, this is the best
522
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:36,733
Kongo Bongo Festival
of Lights Day ever...
523
00:20:36,757 --> 00:20:38,148
Yeah, but all of the presents
524
00:20:38,172 --> 00:20:39,426
got blown up.
525
00:20:39,450 --> 00:20:40,599
Now we have nothing to celebrate
526
00:20:40,623 --> 00:20:42,567
Festival of Lights Day with!
527
00:20:42,591 --> 00:20:44,707
Today isn"t about presents,
528
00:20:44,731 --> 00:20:46,847
it"s about being with family.
529
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:47,917
That must be what Inka Dinka
530
00:20:47,941 --> 00:20:49,367
Doo was trying to tell me.
531
00:20:49,391 --> 00:20:50,713
"“Look into the heart of your
532
00:20:50,737 --> 00:20:52,301
enemy to discover the greatest
533
00:20:52,325 --> 00:20:55,027
gift of all!"”
534
00:20:55,051 --> 00:20:56,615
And the greatest gift of all
535
00:20:56,639 --> 00:21:01,068
is spending time with
family and friends.
536
00:21:01,092 --> 00:21:05,659
Yeah, even villains need family.
537
00:21:05,683 --> 00:21:07,005
CRANKY: Speaking of which, I
538
00:21:07,029 --> 00:21:08,524
wonder what K. Rool thinks of
539
00:21:08,548 --> 00:21:10,767
his new house-guests!
540
00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:12,793
[Chuckling]
541
00:21:17,522 --> 00:21:18,982
SKURVY: Arrr, the sea was
542
00:21:19,006 --> 00:21:21,053
angry that day, brother, and so
543
00:21:21,077 --> 00:21:24,264
was the great white
I be fightin" off...
544
00:21:24,288 --> 00:21:26,058
A day I remember well.
545
00:21:26,082 --> 00:21:27,059
[Crashing]
546
00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:28,060
That shark be the biggest,
547
00:21:28,084 --> 00:21:29,165
meanest, ugliest thing ye ever
548
00:21:29,189 --> 00:21:31,512
set yer eyes on!
549
00:21:31,536 --> 00:21:32,962
I dunno... once King K. Rool
550
00:21:32,986 --> 00:21:35,171
had a goitre the
size of a watermelon.
551
00:21:35,195 --> 00:21:36,172
It was pretty darn-near the
552
00:21:36,196 --> 00:21:37,173
ugliest thing I"ve ever seen.
553
00:21:37,197 --> 00:21:40,487
[Laughing]
554
00:21:40,511 --> 00:21:43,869
General Klump, what is going on?
555
00:21:43,893 --> 00:21:45,906
King K. Rool,
you"ll never believe it!
556
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:47,183
I found my family!
557
00:21:47,207 --> 00:21:52,188
Skurvy here"s my
long-lost brother!
558
00:21:52,212 --> 00:21:53,914
If you think this low-life,
559
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:55,260
mooching scally-wag scum of a
560
00:21:55,284 --> 00:21:56,503
brother of yours is staying
561
00:21:56,527 --> 00:22:00,679
here, you are sadly mistaken,
Klump.
562
00:22:00,703 --> 00:22:01,680
No, sir!
563
00:22:01,704 --> 00:22:02,681
He"s not stayin'.
564
00:22:02,705 --> 00:22:03,717
I"m leavin'!
565
00:22:03,741 --> 00:22:04,787
What?!
566
00:22:04,811 --> 00:22:06,167
I"m gonna become a seadog!
567
00:22:06,191 --> 00:22:07,548
BOTH: Pure scum!
568
00:22:07,572 --> 00:22:09,067
You"re not leaving!
569
00:22:09,091 --> 00:22:10,379
I forbid it!
570
00:22:10,403 --> 00:22:12,415
Says you.
571
00:22:12,439 --> 00:22:14,590
Don"t point that thing at me.
572
00:22:14,614 --> 00:22:15,763
I"ll skin you with my teeth, you
573
00:22:15,787 --> 00:22:18,939
over-stuffed
piece of shark bait!
574
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:20,216
Who ya callin" over-stuffed,
575
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:21,424
ya ten-ton lard-back lump o"
576
00:22:21,448 --> 00:22:22,667
pond scum?
577
00:22:22,691 --> 00:22:23,668
I can"t believe it.
578
00:22:23,692 --> 00:22:26,464
They... they"re fightin'!
579
00:22:26,488 --> 00:22:28,258
Over me!
580
00:22:28,282 --> 00:22:29,329
K. ROOL: Listen here, you
581
00:22:29,353 --> 00:22:32,228
uneducated saltwater
swabby scab!
582
00:22:32,252 --> 00:22:33,229
SKURVY: Ye should know, ya
583
00:22:33,253 --> 00:22:34,230
bulgy-eyed bookworm!
584
00:22:34,254 --> 00:22:36,232
K. ROOL: You
thick-headed tadpole!
585
00:22:36,256 --> 00:22:37,233
This is the best Festival of
586
00:22:37,257 --> 00:22:39,684
Lights Day ever!
587
00:22:39,708 --> 00:22:41,202
You good-for-nothing, slimy
588
00:22:41,226 --> 00:22:44,378
sack of scum-sucking scourge!
589
00:22:44,402 --> 00:22:47,450
Hey, leave my mother outta this.
590
00:22:47,474 --> 00:22:48,451
Brainless buccaneer.
591
00:22:48,475 --> 00:22:49,452
Whale bait!
592
00:22:49,476 --> 00:22:50,453
Beefy-tongue.
593
00:22:50,477 --> 00:22:51,454
Blubber butt!
594
00:22:51,478 --> 00:22:53,870
Vile vermin.
595
00:22:53,894 --> 00:22:55,700
Pond-toothed pond gack!
596
00:22:55,724 --> 00:22:57,564
Malfunctioning twit!
597
00:22:57,588 --> 00:22:58,772
Bilge rat!
598
00:22:58,796 --> 00:23:00,774
Slimy-skinned bottom-feeder!
599
00:23:00,798 --> 00:23:01,775
Yellow-bellied land-lubber!
600
00:23:01,799 --> 00:23:02,776
You useless newt!
601
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,802
Diseased ruffian!
602
00:23:09,220 --> 00:23:17,220
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