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¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ ¶ Ooh ¶

¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶

¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶

¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

>> Inka Dinka Doo says... the time has come!

>> Hey! I can see my reflection! Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

I can see my reflection! Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! (Snickering)

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! (Snickering) Oooh!

(Snickering) Oooh! >> Got any banana cream pie?

Oooh! >> Got any banana cream pie? >> When are you two

>> Got any banana cream pie? >> When are you two knuckle-heads gonna let me get

>> When are you two knuckle-heads gonna let me get some sleep?

knuckle-heads gonna let me get some sleep? >> Just as soon as I get a

some sleep? >> Just as soon as I get a little midnight snack.

>> Just as soon as I get a little midnight snack. Future rulers need their

little midnight snack. Future rulers need their strength, you know.

Future rulers need their strength, you know. >> You silly chimp!

strength, you know. >> You silly chimp! Get away from there!

>> You silly chimp! Get away from there! It's not a toy!

Get away from there! It's not a toy! >> Movie star!

It's not a toy! >> Movie star! Yow!

>> Movie star! Yow! >> That'll teach you!

>> Hey! It doesn't hurt anymore! The Crystal Coconut took my pain

It doesn't hurt anymore! The Crystal Coconut took my pain away!

The Crystal Coconut took my pain away! >> Hey, Cranky, what else can

away! >> Hey, Cranky, what else can the Crystal Coconut do?

>> Hey, Cranky, what else can the Crystal Coconut do? >> I don't know.

the Crystal Coconut do? >> I don't know. No one knows all the mysteries

>> I don't know. No one knows all the mysteries the magical orb holds.

No one knows all the mysteries the magical orb holds. It's a mystery why I'm still

the magical orb holds. It's a mystery why I'm still talking to you two!

It's a mystery why I'm still talking to you two! Now, let's get some sleep!

talking to you two! Now, let's get some sleep! >> Can't sleep without a bedtime

Now, let's get some sleep! >> Can't sleep without a bedtime story!

>> Can't sleep without a bedtime story! Ooh, tell us the one about the

story! Ooh, tell us the one about the legend of the Crystal Coconut

Ooh, tell us the one about the legend of the Crystal Coconut again!

legend of the Crystal Coconut again! >> Your stories always make us

again! >> Your stories always make us tired.

>> Your stories always make us tired. >> Ehh... all right...

tired. >> Ehh... all right... But then you're out of here!

>> Ehh... all right... But then you're out of here! Gone, scat, vamoose!

>> Deal! >> It all began with Kaptain Skurvy's great-great-great

>> It all began with Kaptain Skurvy's great-great-great grand-pappy.

Skurvy's great-great-great grand-pappy. He stole the Coconut, brought it

grand-pappy. He stole the Coconut, brought it to the island, la-la-la...

He stole the Coconut, brought it to the island, la-la-la... Scabby scum swindler that he

to the island, la-la-la... Scabby scum swindler that he was, etcetera, etcetera...

Scabby scum swindler that he was, etcetera, etcetera... He stashed it in the eye of Inka

was, etcetera, etcetera... He stashed it in the eye of Inka Dinka...

He stashed it in the eye of Inka Dinka... Coconut plopped out,

Dinka... Coconut plopped out, blah-blah-blah...

Coconut plopped out, blah-blah-blah... DK found it,

blah-blah-blah... DK found it, yadda-yadda-yadda...

DK found it, yadda-yadda-yadda... Deemed future ruler of Kongo

yadda-yadda-yadda... Deemed future ruler of Kongo Bongo...

Deemed future ruler of Kongo Bongo... The end!

Bongo... The end! >> Yeah, but why did Inka Dinka

The end! >> Yeah, but why did Inka Dinka Doo pick me as future ruler?

>> Yeah, but why did Inka Dinka Doo pick me as future ruler? It beats the bananas out of me.

Doo pick me as future ruler? It beats the bananas out of me. >> But what about the Crystal

It beats the bananas out of me. >> But what about the Crystal Coconut?

>> But what about the Crystal Coconut? >> Yeah!

Coconut? >> Yeah! If I'm gonna be ruler, then I

>> Yeah! If I'm gonna be ruler, then I should know all of its secrets.

If I'm gonna be ruler, then I should know all of its secrets. >> You'll know all the secrets

should know all of its secrets. >> You'll know all the secrets when Inka Dinka Doo thinks

>> You'll know all the secrets when Inka Dinka Doo thinks you're ready.

when Inka Dinka Doo thinks you're ready. Until then, I've got a little

you're ready. Until then, I've got a little tip for you, DK.

Until then, I've got a little tip for you, DK. >> Yeah?

tip for you, DK. >> Yeah? What's that?

>> Yeah? What's that? >> Go home and let me get some

What's that? >> Go home and let me get some sleep!

>> Go home and let me get some sleep! >> Hey, you think Cranky brushes

sleep! >> Hey, you think Cranky brushes his teeth before or after he

>> Hey, you think Cranky brushes his teeth before or after he takes them out?

his teeth before or after he takes them out? >> I don't know, little buddy.

takes them out? >> I don't know, little buddy. Seems like there's a lot I don't

>> I don't know, little buddy. Seems like there's a lot I don't know.

Seems like there's a lot I don't know. >> Don't sweat it, DK.

know. >> Don't sweat it, DK. You'll find out, when you're as

>> Don't sweat it, DK. You'll find out, when you're as old as Cranky.

You'll find out, when you're as old as Cranky. >> Why can't I know everything

old as Cranky. >> Why can't I know everything right now?

>> Why can't I know everything right now? >> Uh, maybe we shouldn't bother

right now? >> Uh, maybe we shouldn't bother him.

>> Uh, maybe we shouldn't bother him. It's late!

him. It's late! >> No, Diddy.

It's late! >> No, Diddy. I'm the future ruler, and I want

>> No, Diddy. I'm the future ruler, and I want the answers now!

I'm the future ruler, and I want the answers now! Hey, Inka!

the answers now! Hey, Inka! Ring-a-ding-ding!

Hey, Inka! Ring-a-ding-ding! It's me, DK, the future ruler of

Ring-a-ding-ding! It's me, DK, the future ruler of Kongo Bongo.

It's me, DK, the future ruler of Kongo Bongo. We got business to discuss.

Kongo Bongo. We got business to discuss. >> Oh, you did it now, DK.

We got business to discuss. >> Oh, you did it now, DK. He's gonna blow!

>> Oh, you did it now, DK. He's gonna blow! >> Inka Dinka Doo says...

He's gonna blow! >> Inka Dinka Doo says... the time has come!

>> Inka Dinka Doo says... the time has come! >> You bet it has!

the time has come! >> You bet it has! I want some info!

¶ ¶ I want to know the secrets that the crystal holds ¶

¶ I want to know the secrets that the crystal holds ¶ ¶ And all the magic power

that the crystal holds ¶ ¶ And all the magic power that it brings ¶

¶ And all the magic power that it brings ¶ ¶ I'm the big kahuna ¶

that it brings ¶ ¶ I'm the big kahuna ¶ ¶ I should know what's

¶ I'm the big kahuna ¶ ¶ I should know what's going on ¶

¶ I should know what's going on ¶ ¶ Inka Dinka tell me

going on ¶ ¶ Inka Dinka tell me everything ¶

¶ Inka Dinka tell me everything ¶ >> To know everything...

everything ¶ >> To know everything... you must give up

>> To know everything... you must give up everything...

you must give up everything... ¶ Give up everything ¶

everything... ¶ Give up everything ¶ ¶ What on Earth does that mean ¶

¶ Give up everything ¶ ¶ What on Earth does that mean ¶ ¶ I could mean my subscription

¶ What on Earth does that mean ¶ ¶ I could mean my subscription to the Ape Quarterly ¶

¶ I could mean my subscription to the Ape Quarterly ¶ ¶ I just don't get this Inka ¶

to the Ape Quarterly ¶ ¶ I just don't get this Inka ¶ ¶ I'm number one ¶

¶ I just don't get this Inka ¶ ¶ I'm number one ¶ ¶ I'm ready, like now ¶

¶ I'm number one ¶ ¶ I'm ready, like now ¶ ¶ So why the big mystery ¶

¶ I'm ready, like now ¶ ¶ So why the big mystery ¶ >> To know everything...

¶ So why the big mystery ¶ >> To know everything... you must give up

>> To know everything... you must give up everything...

you must give up everything... ¶ Give up my autographed picture

everything... ¶ Give up my autographed picture of my idol, King Kong ¶

¶ Give up my autographed picture of my idol, King Kong ¶ ¶ Or my tickets to the Dingaling

of my idol, King Kong ¶ ¶ Or my tickets to the Dingaling Brothers' Circus Show ¶

¶ Or my tickets to the Dingaling Brothers' Circus Show ¶ ¶ Could be my Planet of the Apes

Brothers' Circus Show ¶ ¶ Could be my Planet of the Apes trading cards ¶

¶ Could be my Planet of the Apes trading cards ¶ ¶ Inka Dinka tell me what

trading cards ¶ ¶ Inka Dinka tell me what to let go ¶

To know everything, I must give up everything. Hey!

up everything. Hey! Little buddy, I'm giving you my

Hey! Little buddy, I'm giving you my tie collection.

Little buddy, I'm giving you my tie collection. >> I think Inka Dinka Doo is

tie collection. >> I think Inka Dinka Doo is probably looking for something

>> I think Inka Dinka Doo is probably looking for something more important than that, DK.

probably looking for something more important than that, DK. >> What's more important than my

more important than that, DK. >> What's more important than my tie collection?

>> What's more important than my tie collection? >> The Crystal Coconut, for one!

tie collection? >> The Crystal Coconut, for one! >> That's it!

>> The Crystal Coconut, for one! >> That's it! I have to give the Crystal

>> That's it! I have to give the Crystal Coconut away!

I have to give the Crystal Coconut away! >> I was kidding!

Coconut away! >> I was kidding! >> I'm not.

>> I was kidding! >> I'm not. Once I give the Coconut away,

>> I'm not. Once I give the Coconut away, I'll know all the secrets, so I

Once I give the Coconut away, I'll know all the secrets, so I won't need it anymore.

I'll know all the secrets, so I won't need it anymore. Oh, it's so simple!

won't need it anymore. Oh, it's so simple! >> Who you gonna give it too?

Oh, it's so simple! >> Who you gonna give it too? >> Who else?

>> Who you gonna give it too? >> Who else? >> King K. Rool!

>> Who else? >> King K. Rool! Your royal roughness!

>> King K. Rool! Your royal roughness! Supreme scaliness?

Your royal roughness! Supreme scaliness? (K. Rool grumbling)

Supreme scaliness? (K. Rool grumbling) >> He's in a bad mood.

(K. Rool grumbling) >> He's in a bad mood. >> My news will cheer him up,

>> He's in a bad mood. >> My news will cheer him up, el pronto!

>> My news will cheer him up, el pronto! Sir, General Klump reporting!

el pronto! Sir, General Klump reporting! I have some news, and it is the

Sir, General Klump reporting! I have some news, and it is the A-1 rank of importance, sir.

I have some news, and it is the A-1 rank of importance, sir. >> K. ROOL: Klump!

A-1 rank of importance, sir. >> K. ROOL: Klump! Didn't I say no news, no calls,

>> K. ROOL: Klump! Didn't I say no news, no calls, no tyranny until tomorrow?!

Didn't I say no news, no calls, no tyranny until tomorrow?! It's a bad villain day!

no tyranny until tomorrow?! It's a bad villain day! >> Uh, but sir, I really think

It's a bad villain day! >> Uh, but sir, I really think this'll cheer you--

>> Uh, but sir, I really think this'll cheer you-- >> Listen, you incompetent

this'll cheer you-- >> Listen, you incompetent cretin, I want to be left alone!

>> Listen, you incompetent cretin, I want to be left alone! That means no one, nothing, no

cretin, I want to be left alone! That means no one, nothing, no interruptions!

That means no one, nothing, no interruptions! >> But sir, I really think

interruptions! >> But sir, I really think you're gonna like this news as

>> But sir, I really think you're gonna like this news as it's regarding the Crystal--

you're gonna like this news as it's regarding the Crystal-- >> Go away!

it's regarding the Crystal-- >> Go away! >> Guess we give the Crystal

>> Go away! >> Guess we give the Crystal Coconut back to Donkey Kong.

>> The Crystal Coconut? Triumph... Victory...

Triumph... Victory... Success...

Victory... Success... At long last, I, King K. Rool,

Success... At long last, I, King K. Rool, am the ruler of Kongo Bongo

At long last, I, King K. Rool, am the ruler of Kongo Bongo Island!

am the ruler of Kongo Bongo Island! (Laughing)

How did you get the Coconut anyway? >> Well, sir, first, I titled

anyway? >> Well, sir, first, I titled the operation, "the bloody

>> Well, sir, first, I titled the operation, "the bloody battle of the baboons."

the operation, "the bloody battle of the baboons." I then set up surveillance of

battle of the baboons." I then set up surveillance of the enemy, and like--

I then set up surveillance of the enemy, and like-- >> Okay, never mind.

the enemy, and like-- >> Okay, never mind. The important thing is that at

>> Okay, never mind. The important thing is that at long last, the Crystal Coconut

The important thing is that at long last, the Crystal Coconut is mine!

long last, the Crystal Coconut is mine! Mine...

is mine! Mine... Mine!

Mine... Mine! (Laughing)

Mine! (Laughing) And no one--

(Laughing) And no one-- but no one...

And no one-- but no one... is going to take it from me!

>> Arrr... Kongo Bongo Island! I've come to claim me

Kongo Bongo Island! I've come to claim me birthright, the Crystal Coconut,

I've come to claim me birthright, the Crystal Coconut, in the name of my

birthright, the Crystal Coconut, in the name of my great-great-great grand-pappy.

in the name of my great-great-great grand-pappy. And I pity the land-lubber shark

great-great-great grand-pappy. And I pity the land-lubber shark bait what tries to stop me.

And I pity the land-lubber shark bait what tries to stop me. If my name isn't Kaptain Skur--

bait what tries to stop me. If my name isn't Kaptain Skur-- Ow!

If my name isn't Kaptain Skur-- Ow! On my honour, I swear on the

Ow! On my honour, I swear on the great-great-great pirate oath--

On my honour, I swear on the great-great-great pirate oath-- Ow!

great-great-great pirate oath-- Ow! To grant any favour to the

Ow! To grant any favour to the swamp-sucking sea scum scallywag

To grant any favour to the swamp-sucking sea scum scallywag that can rid my off this--

swamp-sucking sea scum scallywag that can rid my off this-- Ow!

that can rid my off this-- Ow! --painful toothache.

Ow! --painful toothache. >> But the pirates don't have

--painful toothache. >> But the pirates don't have honour.

>> But the pirates don't have honour. >> That's why we's the scourge

honour. >> That's why we's the scourge of the seven seas!

>> That's why we's the scourge of the seven seas! We be pure scum!

of the seven seas! We be pure scum! >> Aye!

We be pure scum! >> Aye! There be no more fearsome

>> Aye! There be no more fearsome scourge scum than I, but the

There be no more fearsome scourge scum than I, but the pirate oath is a pure and sacred

scourge scum than I, but the pirate oath is a pure and sacred thing, mates.

pirate oath is a pure and sacred thing, mates. Me great-great-great grand-pappy

thing, mates. Me great-great-great grand-pappy taught me that right after he

Me great-great-great grand-pappy taught me that right after he stole the Crystal Coconut, fair

taught me that right after he stole the Crystal Coconut, fair and square.

stole the Crystal Coconut, fair and square. Speaking of which, it's time to

and square. Speaking of which, it's time to do what pirates do best.

Speaking of which, it's time to do what pirates do best. >> ALL: Steal booty!

>> Inka, future ruler here. I did exactly as you said. So, start doling out them

I did exactly as you said. So, start doling out them secrets.

So, start doling out them secrets. >> To know everything...

secrets. >> To know everything... one must give up everything...

>> To know everything... one must give up everything... >> Uh-oh, I think you goofed,

one must give up everything... >> Uh-oh, I think you goofed, DK.

>> Uh-oh, I think you goofed, DK. And when Cranky finds out--

DK. And when Cranky finds out-- >> No sweat, little buddy!

And when Cranky finds out-- >> No sweat, little buddy! I'm gonna be ruler.

>> No sweat, little buddy! I'm gonna be ruler. What can Cranky say?

I'm gonna be ruler. What can Cranky say? >> You did what?!

What can Cranky say? >> You did what?! >> I wanted to know all the

>> You did what?! >> I wanted to know all the secrets.

>> I wanted to know all the secrets. >> So you gave the Coconut away

secrets. >> So you gave the Coconut away to King K. Rool?!

>> So you gave the Coconut away to King K. Rool?! What were you thinking?

to King K. Rool?! What were you thinking? >> Avast ye!

What were you thinking? >> Avast ye! >> Aah!

>> Avast ye! >> Aah! Pirates!

>> Aah! Pirates! Thieving thug sea-dogs who sail

Pirates! Thieving thug sea-dogs who sail the seven seas looking for booty

Thieving thug sea-dogs who sail the seven seas looking for booty to loot.

the seven seas looking for booty to loot. >> I'm sorry, have we met?

to loot. >> I'm sorry, have we met? I've come to claim me

>> I'm sorry, have we met? I've come to claim me birthright, the Crystal Coconut,

I've come to claim me birthright, the Crystal Coconut, and I pity the land-lubber shark

birthright, the Crystal Coconut, and I pity the land-lubber shark bait what tries to stop me.

and I pity the land-lubber shark bait what tries to stop me. If my-- ow!

bait what tries to stop me. If my-- ow! On my honour-- ow!

If my-- ow! On my honour-- ow! I swear on the great-great-great

On my honour-- ow! I swear on the great-great-great pirate oath-- ouch!

I swear on the great-great-great pirate oath-- ouch! To grant any favour to the

pirate oath-- ouch! To grant any favour to the swamp-sucking sea-scum scallywag

To grant any favour to the swamp-sucking sea-scum scallywag that rid me of this painful

swamp-sucking sea-scum scallywag that rid me of this painful toothache!

that rid me of this painful toothache! >> Pirates don't have honour.

toothache! >> Pirates don't have honour. >> That's why you are the

>> Pirates don't have honour. >> That's why you are the scourge of the seven seas!

>> That's why you are the scourge of the seven seas! >> You're pure scum.

scourge of the seven seas! >> You're pure scum. >> Aye, there be no more

>> You're pure scum. >> Aye, there be no more fearsome scourge scum than I,

>> Aye, there be no more fearsome scourge scum than I, but the pirate oath is a pure

fearsome scourge scum than I, but the pirate oath is a pure and sacred thing, mates, and if

but the pirate oath is a pure and sacred thing, mates, and if there ain't nothing pure and

and sacred thing, mates, and if there ain't nothing pure and sacred... etcetera, etcetera...

there ain't nothing pure and sacred... etcetera, etcetera... Now hand over the Crystal

sacred... etcetera, etcetera... Now hand over the Crystal Coconut, or I'll blow you to

Now hand over the Crystal Coconut, or I'll blow you to bits!

Coconut, or I'll blow you to bits! >> We don't have it!

bits! >> We don't have it! >> Then who does?

>> We don't have it! >> Then who does? (Laughing)

>> Then who does? (Laughing) >> What will I do first?

(Laughing) >> What will I do first? Herd the apes over a cliff?

>> What will I do first? Herd the apes over a cliff? Plough down all the banana

Herd the apes over a cliff? Plough down all the banana fields?

Plough down all the banana fields? >> Yes, sir!

fields? >> Yes, sir! You finally outsmarted those

>> Yes, sir! You finally outsmarted those smart alec chimpanzees.

You finally outsmarted those smart alec chimpanzees. A fine victory indeed.

smart alec chimpanzees. A fine victory indeed. >> But, uh, General, Donkey Kong

A fine victory indeed. >> But, uh, General, Donkey Kong just gave us the Coconut.

>> But, uh, General, Donkey Kong just gave us the Coconut. >> What?!

just gave us the Coconut. >> What?! >> But that is not the way it's

>> What?! >> But that is not the way it's going down in the history books,

>> But that is not the way it's going down in the history books, Krusha!

going down in the history books, Krusha! >> He just gave it to you?

Krusha! >> He just gave it to you? >> Well, uh... yeah...

>> He just gave it to you? >> Well, uh... yeah... kinda...

>> Well, uh... yeah... kinda... >> You massive lunk of wasted

kinda... >> You massive lunk of wasted brain matter!

>> You massive lunk of wasted brain matter! I knew there was something odd

brain matter! I knew there was something odd about this victory!

I knew there was something odd about this victory! Don't you see?

about this victory! Don't you see? It's a trick, a setup, a scheme,

Don't you see? It's a trick, a setup, a scheme, a scam!

It's a trick, a setup, a scheme, a scam! Those monkeys are up to

a scam! Those monkeys are up to something, but whatever it is,

Those monkeys are up to something, but whatever it is, I'm going to outsmart them!

something, but whatever it is, I'm going to outsmart them! Klump, return the Crystal

I'm going to outsmart them! Klump, return the Crystal Coconut immediately!

Klump, return the Crystal Coconut immediately! >> But-- but sir!

Coconut immediately! >> But-- but sir! It's been your lifelong battle

>> But-- but sir! It's been your lifelong battle to get the Crystal Coconut!

It's been your lifelong battle to get the Crystal Coconut! >> Just do it!

¶ We're gonna give the Coconut back, or else ¶ ¶ King K. Rool is gonna

Coconut back, or else ¶ ¶ King K. Rool is gonna have our hides ¶

¶ King K. Rool is gonna have our hides ¶ ¶ I can't believe I gave the

have our hides ¶ ¶ I can't believe I gave the Crystal Coconut ¶

¶ I can't believe I gave the Crystal Coconut ¶ ¶ To a couple of the bad guys ¶

Crystal Coconut ¶ ¶ To a couple of the bad guys ¶ ¶ Arr, all I wanna do

¶ To a couple of the bad guys ¶ ¶ Arr, all I wanna do is get me booty back ¶

¶ Arr, all I wanna do is get me booty back ¶ ¶ Defend my honour

is get me booty back ¶ ¶ Defend my honour with lootin' and lies ¶

¶ Defend my honour with lootin' and lies ¶ ¶ Maybe if I hurry

with lootin' and lies ¶ ¶ Maybe if I hurry it won't be too late ¶

¶ Maybe if I hurry it won't be too late ¶ ¶ I gotta give it

it won't be too late ¶ ¶ I gotta give it the old banana try ¶

¶ I gotta give it the old banana try ¶ ¶ Gotta bring it back ¶

the old banana try ¶ ¶ Gotta bring it back ¶ ¶ Gotta get it back ¶

¶ Gotta bring it back ¶ ¶ Gotta get it back ¶ ¶ Take it back ¶

¶ Gotta get it back ¶ ¶ Take it back ¶ ¶ Gotta scarf it back ¶

¶ Take it back ¶ ¶ Gotta scarf it back ¶ ¶ Gotta give it back ¶

¶ Gotta scarf it back ¶ ¶ Gotta give it back ¶ ¶ Take it back ¶

¶ At first he said to steal the Crystal Coconut ¶ ¶ Now he's forcing us

the Crystal Coconut ¶ ¶ Now he's forcing us to give it back ¶

¶ Now he's forcing us to give it back ¶ >> He's confusing me.

to give it back ¶ >> He's confusing me. ¶ Cranky's gonna kill me

>> He's confusing me. ¶ Cranky's gonna kill me if I fail this time ¶

¶ Cranky's gonna kill me if I fail this time ¶ ¶ Looks like I set things back

if I fail this time ¶ ¶ Looks like I set things back a century ¶

¶ Looks like I set things back a century ¶ ¶ I always new that smuggling

a century ¶ ¶ I always new that smuggling would keep me in shape ¶

¶ I always new that smuggling would keep me in shape ¶ ¶ I wish my tooth would

would keep me in shape ¶ ¶ I wish my tooth would just stop hurting me ¶

¶ I wish my tooth would just stop hurting me ¶ ¶ I guess there's more to

just stop hurting me ¶ ¶ I guess there's more to knowing how to be a king ¶

¶ I guess there's more to knowing how to be a king ¶ ¶ You've got to see beyond

knowing how to be a king ¶ ¶ You've got to see beyond the mystery ¶

¶ You've got to see beyond the mystery ¶ ¶ Gotta bring it back ¶

the mystery ¶ ¶ Gotta bring it back ¶ ¶ Gotta get it back ¶

¶ Gotta bring it back ¶ ¶ Gotta get it back ¶ ¶ Take it back ¶

¶ Gotta get it back ¶ ¶ Take it back ¶ ¶ Gotta scarf it back ¶

¶ Take it back ¶ ¶ Gotta scarf it back ¶ ¶ Gotta give it back ¶

¶ Gotta scarf it back ¶ ¶ Gotta give it back ¶ ¶ Take it back ¶

¶ Gotta give it back ¶ ¶ Take it back ¶ ¶ Gotta bring it back ¶

¶ Take it back ¶ ¶ Gotta bring it back ¶ ¶ Gotta get it back ¶

¶ Gotta bring it back ¶ ¶ Gotta get it back ¶ ¶ Take it back ¶

¶ Gotta get it back ¶ ¶ Take it back ¶ ¶ Gotta scarf it back ¶

¶ Take it back ¶ ¶ Gotta scarf it back ¶ ¶ Gotta give it back ¶

¶ Gotta scarf it back ¶ ¶ Gotta give it back ¶ ¶ Take it back ¶

¶ Gotta give it back ¶ ¶ Take it back ¶ >> I hope those two homespun

¶ Take it back ¶ >> I hope those two homespun idiots have gotta rid of that

>> I hope those two homespun idiots have gotta rid of that cursed Crystal Coconut.

idiots have gotta rid of that cursed Crystal Coconut. It's already been a bad villain

cursed Crystal Coconut. It's already been a bad villain day.

It's already been a bad villain day. >> Banana slamma!

day. >> Banana slamma! >> Oh, great...

>> Banana slamma! >> Oh, great... >> Uh, I want the Crystal

>> Oh, great... >> Uh, I want the Crystal Coconut back, uh, please.

>> Uh, I want the Crystal Coconut back, uh, please. >> You want it back?

Coconut back, uh, please. >> You want it back? You... want... it.. .

>> You want it back? You... want... it.. . back?!

You... want... it.. . back?! All the stupid--

back?! All the stupid-- You mean I had the Coconut and

All the stupid-- You mean I had the Coconut and I--

You mean I had the Coconut and I-- I cannot believe--

I-- I cannot believe-- Oh, is there no justice--

I cannot believe-- Oh, is there no justice-- >> SKURVY: Avast ye!

Oh, is there no justice-- >> SKURVY: Avast ye! >> And who are you?

>> SKURVY: Avast ye! >> And who are you? >> Oh, not again...

>> And who are you? >> Oh, not again... >> Arr!

>> Oh, not again... >> Arr! Kongo Bongo Island family

>> Arr! Kongo Bongo Island family heirloom, yadda-yadda-yadda...

Kongo Bongo Island family heirloom, yadda-yadda-yadda... Claim me birthright,

heirloom, yadda-yadda-yadda... Claim me birthright, great-great grand-pappy...

Claim me birthright, great-great grand-pappy... Pity the land-lubber shark bait

great-great grand-pappy... Pity the land-lubber shark bait what stops me.

Pity the land-lubber shark bait what stops me. Yadda-yadda-yadda-yadda...

what stops me. Yadda-yadda-yadda-yadda... What was the next part?

Yadda-yadda-yadda-yadda... What was the next part? >> Uh, your tooth?

What was the next part? >> Uh, your tooth? >> Oh, yeah.

>> Uh, your tooth? >> Oh, yeah. Ow!

>> Oh, yeah. Ow! On my honour, grant any favour,

Ow! On my honour, grant any favour, yadda-yadda-yadda...

On my honour, grant any favour, yadda-yadda-yadda... swamp-sucking scallywag to rid

yadda-yadda-yadda... swamp-sucking scallywag to rid me off this toothache, doing

swamp-sucking scallywag to rid me off this toothache, doing what pirates do best: steal

me off this toothache, doing what pirates do best: steal booty.

what pirates do best: steal booty. >> Pirates don't honour

booty. >> Pirates don't honour anything.

>> Pirates don't honour anything. They are pure scum who steal

anything. They are pure scum who steal booty.

They are pure scum who steal booty. >> Aye, speaking of which...

booty. >> Aye, speaking of which... hand it over!

>> Aye, speaking of which... hand it over! >> Hand what over?

hand it over! >> Hand what over? >> The Crystal Coconut.

>> Hand what over? >> The Crystal Coconut. >> I don't have it, you

>> The Crystal Coconut. >> I don't have it, you imbecile!

>> I don't have it, you imbecile! I ordered my general to put it

imbecile! I ordered my general to put it back!

I ordered my general to put it back! (Yelling)

>> Where's Donkey Kong? He should've been back by now. Klump, and that big no-brain,

He should've been back by now. Klump, and that big no-brain, Krusha.

Klump, and that big no-brain, Krusha. >> General Klump here on

Krusha. >> General Klump here on official business from King K.

>> General Klump here on official business from King K. Rool.

official business from King K. Rool. We're returning the Crystal

Rool. We're returning the Crystal Coconut.

We're returning the Crystal Coconut. >> It's a trick.

Coconut. >> It's a trick. Diddy, prepare to launch the

>> It's a trick. Diddy, prepare to launch the trigger barrels.

Diddy, prepare to launch the trigger barrels. Sure!

trigger barrels. Sure! Come on in!

(Screaming) >> Strategy one: run and punt.

>> Now! >> Strategy two: bungee-barrel.

(Yelling)

>> Strategy 17, 18, and 19... failed!

>> Well, what do you know...

It wasn't a trick after all. Nothing can go wrong now! >> Unless... the pirates come

Nothing can go wrong now! >> Unless... the pirates come back?

>> Unless... the pirates come back? >> We're sitting ducks!

back? >> We're sitting ducks! I gotta warn DK!

>> We're sitting ducks! I gotta warn DK! >> Wait a sec!

I gotta warn DK! >> Wait a sec! >> If I'm protecting the

>> Wait a sec! >> If I'm protecting the Coconut, who's protecting me?

>> If I'm protecting the Coconut, who's protecting me? I gotta take the Coconut

Coconut, who's protecting me? I gotta take the Coconut someplace the pirates will never

I gotta take the Coconut someplace the pirates will never think of looking for it.

>> I'm must have a lead. I can't see Skurvy anywhere. >> What are you doing, you

I can't see Skurvy anywhere. >> What are you doing, you numb-skull?

>> What are you doing, you numb-skull? >> Going back to your cabin?

numb-skull? >> Going back to your cabin? >> Klump and Krusha just

>> Going back to your cabin? >> Klump and Krusha just returned the Crystal Coconut.

>> Klump and Krusha just returned the Crystal Coconut. >> Oh, that's great!

returned the Crystal Coconut. >> Oh, that's great! >> No, it's bad!

>> Oh, that's great! >> No, it's bad! The pirates are still after it.

>> No, it's bad! The pirates are still after it. >> Tell me about it.

The pirates are still after it. >> Tell me about it. >> Then what are you waiting

>> Tell me about it. >> Then what are you waiting for?

>> Then what are you waiting for? Diddy's all alone, standing

for? Diddy's all alone, standing guard.

Diddy's all alone, standing guard. >> Wait till King K. Rool hears

guard. >> Wait till King K. Rool hears how successful our mission was.

>> Wait till King K. Rool hears how successful our mission was. >> DK: Making tracks!

how successful our mission was. >> DK: Making tracks! Coming through!

>> K. ROOL: Klump, are you lying down on the job again? >> Uh, no sir!

down on the job again? >> Uh, no sir! I have excellent news!

>> Uh, no sir! I have excellent news! >> I'm the one with the news, so

I have excellent news! >> I'm the one with the news, so shut up and listen.

>> I'm the one with the news, so shut up and listen. >> We did it, sir.

shut up and listen. >> We did it, sir. We beat them monkeys at their

>> We did it, sir. We beat them monkeys at their own game.

We beat them monkeys at their own game. >> Will you shut up and listen

own game. >> Will you shut up and listen to me!

>> Will you shut up and listen to me! There's been a change of plans.

to me! There's been a change of plans. Do not-- I repeat-- do not take

There's been a change of plans. Do not-- I repeat-- do not take the Crystal Coconut back to

Do not-- I repeat-- do not take the Crystal Coconut back to Cranky.

the Crystal Coconut back to Cranky. Bring it back to me!

Cranky. Bring it back to me! >> Why?

Bring it back to me! >> Why? >> Why?

>> Why? >> Why? >> Because!

>> Why? >> Because! Everyone is after it, including

>> Because! Everyone is after it, including the pirates!

Everyone is after it, including the pirates! >> What pirates?

the pirates! >> What pirates? >> What pirates?

>> What pirates? >> What pirates? >> Our of my way, whale bait!

>> What pirates? >> Our of my way, whale bait! >> That one!

And those ones! >> Ten-four. Over and out...

>> Don't worry, little buddy. I'm here to-- Huh?

Where could he have-- Aha!

>> Avast ye! Huh? Aha!

Huh? Aha! >> Okay, Diddy, don't worry.

Aha! >> Okay, Diddy, don't worry. DK should be here any--

>> Okay, Diddy, don't worry. DK should be here any-- Huh?

DK should be here any-- Huh? What the--?

Huh? What the--? We're not in my cabin.

What the--? We're not in my cabin. What are we doing here?

We're not in my cabin. What are we doing here? >> I wanted to hid the Crystal

What are we doing here? >> I wanted to hid the Crystal Coconut somewhere that the

>> I wanted to hid the Crystal Coconut somewhere that the pirates would never ever ever

Coconut somewhere that the pirates would never ever ever find it.

pirates would never ever ever find it. >> Avast ye!

find it. >> Avast ye! >> Hand over my captain's

>> Avast ye! >> Hand over my captain's treasure!

>> Hand over my captain's treasure! >> Okay, okay...

treasure! >> Okay, okay... I'll hand over the Crystal

>> Okay, okay... I'll hand over the Crystal Coconut, just...

I'll hand over the Crystal Coconut, just... just as soon as one of you big

Coconut, just... just as soon as one of you big goofus doofuses makes me!

just as soon as one of you big goofus doofuses makes me! >> Donkey Kong!

goofus doofuses makes me! >> Donkey Kong! >> Back off or I'll have to

>> Donkey Kong! >> Back off or I'll have to slam ya!

>> Back off or I'll have to slam ya! >> DK, how did you find us?

slam ya! >> DK, how did you find us? >> I thought you'd go someplace

>> DK, how did you find us? >> I thought you'd go someplace that the pirates would never

>> I thought you'd go someplace that the pirates would never find you!

that the pirates would never find you! >> Avast ye!

find you! >> Avast ye! Oh, shiver me molars.

>> Avast ye! Oh, shiver me molars. >> You know, you really ought to

Oh, shiver me molars. >> You know, you really ought to get that tooth checked out.

>> You know, you really ought to get that tooth checked out. >> Who is the goofus doofus now,

get that tooth checked out. >> Who is the goofus doofus now, mate?

>> Who is the goofus doofus now, mate? >> Uh, that'd be me.

mate? >> Uh, that'd be me. >> After him!

>> Uh, that'd be me. >> After him! >> Now do you see all the mess

>> After him! >> Now do you see all the mess you've caused by your snooping?

>> Now do you see all the mess you've caused by your snooping? >> I was only trying to find all

you've caused by your snooping? >> I was only trying to find all the secrets about the Crystal

>> I was only trying to find all the secrets about the Crystal Coconut.

the secrets about the Crystal Coconut. >> Well, you needn't worry your

Coconut. >> Well, you needn't worry your big ugly head about that now,

>> Well, you needn't worry your big ugly head about that now, matey, because it belongs to me.

big ugly head about that now, matey, because it belongs to me. So hand it over.

matey, because it belongs to me. So hand it over. >> You can't have it.

So hand it over. >> You can't have it. It belongs to me.

>> You can't have it. It belongs to me. >> I got a hand cannon here that

It belongs to me. >> I got a hand cannon here that can prove you wrong.

>> I got a hand cannon here that can prove you wrong. >> But... but I'm the future

can prove you wrong. >> But... but I'm the future ruler of Kongo Bongo.

>> But... but I'm the future ruler of Kongo Bongo. (Laughing)

ruler of Kongo Bongo. (Laughing) >> Future ruler?

(Laughing) >> Future ruler? You?

>> Future ruler? You? >> I'm warning you.

You? >> I'm warning you. >> Ooh, ooh... well, shiver me

>> I'm warning you. >> Ooh, ooh... well, shiver me timbers.

>> Ooh, ooh... well, shiver me timbers. >> I'm still warning you.

timbers. >> I'm still warning you. (Laughing)

>> I'm still warning you. (Laughing) >> Oh, that's a good one, matey.

(Laughing) >> Oh, that's a good one, matey. Me great-great-great

>> Oh, that's a good one, matey. Me great-great-great grand-pappy, may he rot in hell,

Me great-great-great grand-pappy, may he rot in hell, would be rollin'!

grand-pappy, may he rot in hell, would be rollin'! He loved a good joke.

would be rollin'! He loved a good joke. And you're the biggest, ugliest

He loved a good joke. And you're the biggest, ugliest one there's ever been!

And you're the biggest, ugliest one there's ever been! (Laughing)

one there's ever been! (Laughing) Future ruler!

(Laughing) Future ruler! >> You want it!

Future ruler! >> You want it! You got it!

>> You want it! You got it! >> Ow!

You got it! >> Ow! >> You knocked out his tooth!

>> Ow! >> You knocked out his tooth! >> Why you...

>> You knocked out his tooth! >> Why you... Hey, my toothache's gone!

>> Why you... Hey, my toothache's gone! Arr...

Hey, my toothache's gone! Arr... Well, blow me down and shiver me

Arr... Well, blow me down and shiver me timbers!

Well, blow me down and shiver me timbers! It's turning out to be a good

timbers! It's turning out to be a good villain day after all!

It's turning out to be a good villain day after all! >> Not so fast!

villain day after all! >> Not so fast! According to your

>> Not so fast! According to your great-great-great pirate oath,

According to your great-great-great pirate oath, you owe Donkey Kong a favour.

great-great-great pirate oath, you owe Donkey Kong a favour. >> No, no, no.

you owe Donkey Kong a favour. >> No, no, no. I'd be walking the plank before

>> No, no, no. I'd be walking the plank before I--

I'd be walking the plank before I-- >> No, no, no.

I-- >> No, no, no. I heard you loud and clear.

>> No, no, no. I heard you loud and clear. You said, "On my honour, I swear

I heard you loud and clear. You said, "On my honour, I swear on the great-great-great pirate

You said, "On my honour, I swear on the great-great-great pirate oath--"

on the great-great-great pirate oath--" >> Okay, okay.

oath--" >> Okay, okay. I can't bears to hear it again.

>> Okay, okay. I can't bears to hear it again. Name your booty, Donkey Kong.

I can't bears to hear it again. Name your booty, Donkey Kong. >> Ooh!

Name your booty, Donkey Kong. >> Ooh! Well, I was looking through the

>> Ooh! Well, I was looking through the new Monkey Bars Catalogue--

Well, I was looking through the new Monkey Bars Catalogue-- >> You knuckle-head!

new Monkey Bars Catalogue-- >> You knuckle-head! The Coconut!

>> You knuckle-head! The Coconut! >> Oh, yeah.

The Coconut! >> Oh, yeah. Heh-heh... I forgot.

>> Oh, yeah. Heh-heh... I forgot. Can I have it back, please?

Heh-heh... I forgot. Can I have it back, please? >> I kept my word about the

Can I have it back, please? >> I kept my word about the oath, but as a pirate and

>> I kept my word about the oath, but as a pirate and scourge of the seven seas, I

oath, but as a pirate and scourge of the seven seas, I vows to come back, 'cause--

scourge of the seven seas, I vows to come back, 'cause-- >> We know, we know.

vows to come back, 'cause-- >> We know, we know. That's what pirates do.

>> We know, we know. That's what pirates do. >> Aye!

That's what pirates do. >> Aye! Steal booty!

>> Well, Donkey Kong, I have to admit, you don't always do things the right way, but you

admit, you don't always do things the right way, but you get 'em done.

things the right way, but you get 'em done. >> Yeah, but I still want to

get 'em done. >> Yeah, but I still want to know all the secrets.

>> Yeah, but I still want to know all the secrets. >> Maybe you're not supposed to

know all the secrets. >> Maybe you're not supposed to know yet.

>> Maybe you're not supposed to know yet. Look at all the trouble your

know yet. Look at all the trouble your snooping has already caused!

Look at all the trouble your snooping has already caused! I mean, do you want to run

snooping has already caused! I mean, do you want to run before you walk?

I mean, do you want to run before you walk? >> You're right.

before you walk? >> You're right. Maybe some other time!

>> You're right. Maybe some other time! >> Good, now let's get out of

Maybe some other time! >> Good, now let's get out of here before your start another

>> Good, now let's get out of here before your start another crisis.

here before your start another crisis. >> I will be back.

crisis. >> I will be back. You can count on it.

>> I will be back. You can count on it. >> Whatever!

>> Where in the world could those homespun idiots be with my Crystal Coconut?

those homespun idiots be with my Crystal Coconut? >> KLUMP: When the coast is

Crystal Coconut? >> KLUMP: When the coast is clear, we jump out of the

>> KLUMP: When the coast is clear, we jump out of the barrels, steal the Crystal

clear, we jump out of the barrels, steal the Crystal Coconut back, and then swim back

barrels, steal the Crystal Coconut back, and then swim back to shore.

Coconut back, and then swim back to shore. >> KRUSHA: I can't swim.

to shore. >> KRUSHA: I can't swim. >> Well, why didn't you say so

>> KRUSHA: I can't swim. >> Well, why didn't you say so before we snuck on board!

>> Well, why didn't you say so before we snuck on board! >> Well, you never asked!

>> Stop, you little half-wit dog! >> Half-wit?

dog! >> Half-wit? You two are the one's missing

>> Half-wit? You two are the one's missing the boat.

You two are the one's missing the boat. >> BOTH: Huh?

the boat. >> BOTH: Huh? >> Stop!

>> BOTH: Huh? >> Stop! >> Hang on!

>> Stop! >> Hang on! >> Don't go!

>> Hang on! >> Don't go! >> What a bunch of

>> Don't go! >> What a bunch of goofus doofuses!

>> What a bunch of goofus doofuses! (Laughing)

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