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♪
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♪ Huh, ha ♪ Huh,
ha ♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey oh
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♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes,
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banana slamma ♪
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♪
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♪ Donkey Kong
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♪ Huh, ha ♪ Huh,
ha ♪ Donkey Kong
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♪
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♪ Huh, ha ♪ Huh,
ha ♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey oh
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♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes,
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banana slamma ♪
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♪ Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪
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♪ Hey oh ♪ Donkey Kong
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♪ Let"s go, let's go ♪
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♪ Here he comes, banana slamma ♪
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♪
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CANDY: Bluster, you think
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you"d know the way back to your
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own factory by now.
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I guess I"m just a bit
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distracted by my navigator.
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Bluster, you know that I"m
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Donkey Kong"s girl.
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You also know that one day,
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Donkey Kong is going to...
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Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong!
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What"s he got that I don't?
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I"ve got a barrel factory, I've
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got a, uh, barrel factory.
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Bluster!
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Whoa!
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DIDDY: You missed a major slam dunk,
Candy!
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Just when King K. Rool was going
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to put the grab on the Crystal
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Coconut, DK grabbed him,
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scrunched him up into a little
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bowling ball, and used him to
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knock Klump and Crusher right
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out of the game!
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Pow!
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Of course, I helped too.
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We came to ask you if you
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wanted to come on a picnic.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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A banana picnic!
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Love to.
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And your timing is perfect.
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It"s my lunch break.
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See you, Bluster.
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Ha!
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That stupid Crystal Coconut
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may have said that Donkey Kong
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was going to be the king of
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Kongo Bongo, but it never said
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anything about Candy
being the queen.
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I wish I had a chance to ask
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that coconut a thing or two.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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If the Crystal Coconut is as
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wise as I think it is, it could
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show me a way to
get Candy to love me!
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Your display of cowardice
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today was earth-shaking.
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Well, that"s high praise
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indeed, coming from you, King K.
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Rool, sir.
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This last defeat by Donkey
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Kong was not only damaging, but
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humiliating.
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When was the last time either of
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you were used as a bowling ball?
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Well, um... Oh,
don"t bother to think.
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I would prefer you use your
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thick heads to figure out a way
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to get me that Crystal Coconut!
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Now!
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Yes, sir!
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Right away, sir.
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And don"t you dare
come back until you do!
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[Whistling]
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Hmm, what does that blow-hard
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Bluster want from me?
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Well?!
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I came here to talk, Cranky.
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Isn"t that what friends are for?
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Yes, you"re right.
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That is what friends are for,
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but that still doesn"t explain
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why you"re here.
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Please, you know how I feel
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about Candy, right?
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More importantly, I know how
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she feels about you.
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That doesn"t change my
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concern for Candy"s well-being.
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Huh?
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She went on a picnic with
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Donkey Kong, to Orchid Valley!
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Did you say "Orchid Valley"?
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It"s a bad place, isn't it?
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You bet your barrels it"s bad.
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Those orchids are deadly
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poisonous this time of year.
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Really?
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Someone"s got to warn them.
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I"m terribly
allergic to orchids.
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So you suppose you think I
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should go after them, huh?
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And just leave you here all
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alone with the coconut?
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I sneeze till it hurts!
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Oh, fine.
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I"m only doing this 'cause I got
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no choice.
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Bluster, don"t let anyone near
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the Crystal Coconut.
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Oh, you can count on me, Cranky.
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I won"t let anyone near it.
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Of course, I"m not just anyone.
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[Laughing]
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Now, how do I get you to tell me
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how to get Candy to love me?
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I think it"s trying to
tell me something.
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A beaker,
a heart and a number 9.
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Hmm.
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A love potion?
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And this must be the formula.
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Root, berry, flower, bee.
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Interesting, very interesting.
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Wait till King K.
Rool hears about this.
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About what?
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The Crystal Coconut is
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telling that wimp Bluster how to
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make a love potion.
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How can you see all that?
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It"s all in the touch.
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I can"t see a thing.
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Sometimes I think if you had
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a brain, you"d be dangerous.
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Let me try yours.
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Whoa!
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[Crashing]
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CANDY: Mm, this picnic idea
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of yours was perfect,
Donkey Kong.
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Gee, thanks, Candy.
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Do I know what my
girl likes or what?
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If I have to save that ape"s
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bacon one more time...
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That sounded like Cranky.
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"Cranky, figure this out."
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"Cranky, what does this mean?"
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ALL: Hey, Cranky!
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Huh?
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What?
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What the...?
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What in blazing bananas
are you doing here?
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Having a picnic.
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You"re supposed to be in the
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Orchid Valley.
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Why would we go there, Cranky?
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Everyone knows that it"s really
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poisonous at this time of year.
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Well, I know that,
but... Bluster!
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Bluster?
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That slick-haired chimp lied!
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He must be up to something.
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We"d better get
back to the tree house.
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I"ll check the factory.
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And we"ll meet in the middle.
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Two banana roots, three bees.
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Ah!
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You gave me such a shock.
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[Incoherent gasping dialogue]
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What he"s trying to say is,
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uh, "Forget that,
you overgrown primate."
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[Gasping and panting]
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Uh, "What"s going on?"
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What"s going on, indeed.
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[Gasping]
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"You tell me.
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Donkey Kong and Candy were never
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headed to Orchid
Valley and you know it!"
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I could"ve sworn that's where
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they said they were going.
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The coconut!
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Well, it"s still here, Cranky.
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True.
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But I don"t trust
that snaky simian.
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[Whistling]
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Finally, a love potion,
and it"s mine!
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All mine, mine, mine.
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♪
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♪ I"ve mixed up a potion
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and soon Candy will realise ♪
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♪ That all she ever wanted
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was to be dear Bluster"s bride ♪
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♪ To finally be together
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is a dream that will come true ♪
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♪ Flying off into the sunset
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in a copter built for two ♪
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♪ Some say I"m dishonest
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but I"m really, truly fondest ♪
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♪ Of a girl who I can take home
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to meet Mom ♪
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♪ One pinch of banana root
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sent straight from my heart ♪
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♪ Two drops of berry juice
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and we will never part ♪
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♪ Three flower petals
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oh, if Candy only knew ♪
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♪ Being together forever
shoo-be-do-be-do ♪
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♪ I see us in a tree house
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with a white-barrelled fence ♪
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♪ You bringing me my slippers
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oh, it all makes so much sense ♪
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♪ One pinch of banana root
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sent straight from my heart ♪
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♪ Two drops of berry juice
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and we will never part ♪
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♪ Three flower petals
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this potion I"ve made for you ♪
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♪ Being together forever ♪ Ooh
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A love potion: perfect.
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Exactly what I need.
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I didn"t know you had a
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sweetie pie, K. Rool, sir.
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I do.
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[Laughing]
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The Crustal Coconut.
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Mm, coconut pie.
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Yum.
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I like coconut.
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There, now all I have to do
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is use this sprayer full of love
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potion on Candy
and begin my new life.
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[Feminine voice]: Ooh, Blusty!
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Can I come in?
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Candy?
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Just a minute.
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I"ve got a big surprise for you.
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Ah!
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You gave me such a shock.
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Not much compared to what
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you"re about to get!
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Crusher!
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Ah!
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Now, let"s see.
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How shall I determine if his
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love potion really works?
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[Coughing]
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Well, Klump, how are you?
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Filled with joy and rapture
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at the very sight of your
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loveliness, my liege.
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Ten out of ten.
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I pledge my endless love and
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devotion to you, sir.
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At ease, general!
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Oh, call me Klumpy.
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For I love you,
King K. Rool, sir.
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In the way that only a gator
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could love a croc.
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Crusher!
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There you go, nice and cozy.
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Help!
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Deal with this, Crusher.
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Love hurts.
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With the help of this potion,
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Crusher, the Crystal Coconut
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will soon be mine.
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[Candy humming]
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Hurry!
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Hide!
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But my hide is not furry.
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Not that "hide",
you knucklehead.
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This hide!
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[Humming]
278
00:12:36,450 --> 00:12:39,325
Why, hello there, my big
279
00:12:39,349 --> 00:12:44,537
strong croco-delicious
kingy-wingy.
280
00:12:44,561 --> 00:12:47,920
What are you doing
out here in the dark?
281
00:12:47,944 --> 00:12:52,580
I was about to ask,
your place or mine?
282
00:12:52,604 --> 00:12:55,607
Mine, of course.
283
00:12:56,919 --> 00:12:58,620
Have you ever tasted fresh,
284
00:12:58,644 --> 00:13:01,313
royal Kongolian caviar, washed
285
00:13:01,337 --> 00:13:04,834
down with a nice
red bongo pucciano?
286
00:13:04,858 --> 00:13:08,527
Sounds yummy, kingy!
287
00:13:08,551 --> 00:13:12,382
K. ROOL: Tonight,
you shall be a royal.
288
00:13:16,283 --> 00:13:18,123
I"m sure that Bluster was up
289
00:13:18,147 --> 00:13:19,469
to some monkey business with the
290
00:13:19,493 --> 00:13:21,264
crystal, but what?
291
00:13:21,288 --> 00:13:22,852
Why don"t you just ask it?
292
00:13:22,876 --> 00:13:26,234
Good idea, Donkey Kong.
293
00:13:26,258 --> 00:13:27,684
Did that blowhard Bluster ask
294
00:13:27,708 --> 00:13:30,721
you for something?
295
00:13:30,745 --> 00:13:35,485
Heart, flowers,
bees... A love potion!
296
00:13:35,509 --> 00:13:37,038
BOTH: A love potion!
297
00:13:37,062 --> 00:13:38,626
What would Bluster want with
298
00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:42,181
a... Love potion!
299
00:13:42,205 --> 00:13:44,207
Bluster!
300
00:13:46,382 --> 00:13:49,085
Aside from loving you, I
301
00:13:49,109 --> 00:13:52,536
adore what you"ve
done with your lair.
302
00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:54,562
A girl could get used to this.
303
00:13:57,842 --> 00:13:59,612
All I remember is King K.
304
00:13:59,636 --> 00:14:02,719
Rool spraying me
with that love potion.
305
00:14:02,743 --> 00:14:04,100
Next thing I know, I wake up
306
00:14:04,124 --> 00:14:05,618
with a sore head.
307
00:14:05,642 --> 00:14:09,208
You, uh, fell down.
308
00:14:09,232 --> 00:14:10,865
Boy, that must"ve been one
309
00:14:10,889 --> 00:14:12,729
heck of a flight of stairs.
310
00:14:12,753 --> 00:14:14,662
Well, general, it appears
311
00:14:14,686 --> 00:14:18,528
that the potion has worn off.
312
00:14:18,552 --> 00:14:22,843
It obviously has
a time limit to it.
313
00:14:22,867 --> 00:14:25,431
Candy, my pet.
314
00:14:25,455 --> 00:14:26,708
Yes?
315
00:14:26,732 --> 00:14:27,744
Would you like to do your
316
00:14:27,768 --> 00:14:31,886
kingy-wingy a
little favour-waver?
317
00:14:31,910 --> 00:14:34,682
Anything for you, lover boy.
318
00:14:34,706 --> 00:14:35,890
Excellent.
319
00:14:35,914 --> 00:14:36,960
How long do you think it would
320
00:14:36,984 --> 00:14:38,065
take you to get over to Cranky"s
321
00:14:38,089 --> 00:14:41,862
and get me that silly
old Crystal Coconut?
322
00:14:41,886 --> 00:14:44,865
Be back before your
heart aches for me.
323
00:14:44,889 --> 00:14:47,212
Could you be a
little more specific?
324
00:14:47,236 --> 00:14:48,696
22 minutes?
325
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:50,629
Let"s see, I sprayed Klump...
326
00:14:50,653 --> 00:14:52,251
Carry the two.
327
00:14:52,275 --> 00:14:54,184
Minus the hour, that...
328
00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:59,258
The timing should
work perfectly!
329
00:14:59,282 --> 00:15:01,882
Please, run along and get me
330
00:15:01,906 --> 00:15:06,679
that kooky-wooky coconut,
all right?
331
00:15:06,703 --> 00:15:11,098
Back in a couple of shakes,
King K. Cutie.
332
00:15:11,122 --> 00:15:13,169
Oh, my but there"s a lot of
333
00:15:13,193 --> 00:15:15,195
love in the room.
334
00:15:16,679 --> 00:15:19,692
Bluster, where are you?!
335
00:15:19,716 --> 00:15:21,246
In here.
336
00:15:21,270 --> 00:15:22,419
You try and steal my
337
00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:24,111
girlfriend, and you"re going to
338
00:15:24,135 --> 00:15:25,975
answer to me.
339
00:15:25,999 --> 00:15:27,977
Now, what makes you think I
340
00:15:28,001 --> 00:15:30,703
would do a thing like that?
341
00:15:30,727 --> 00:15:32,982
Spill, Bluster, what have you
342
00:15:33,006 --> 00:15:34,638
done with my Candy?
343
00:15:34,662 --> 00:15:35,916
Nothing.
344
00:15:35,940 --> 00:15:38,194
But I did overhear King K. Rool
345
00:15:38,218 --> 00:15:39,540
mention her name.
346
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,473
King K. Rool?
347
00:15:41,497 --> 00:15:44,407
Hey, wait for me!
348
00:15:44,431 --> 00:15:46,098
But what about me?
349
00:15:46,122 --> 00:15:47,686
Let me out!
350
00:15:47,710 --> 00:15:48,894
Ow!
351
00:15:48,918 --> 00:15:49,964
You go get Cranky and tell
352
00:15:49,988 --> 00:15:50,965
him what"s going on.
353
00:15:50,989 --> 00:15:51,966
And what about you?
354
00:15:51,990 --> 00:15:52,967
I"m going to King K. Rool's
355
00:15:52,991 --> 00:15:55,556
to rescue Candy.
356
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:56,937
"I" m going to King K. Rool's
357
00:15:56,961 --> 00:15:58,352
to rescue Candy."
358
00:15:58,376 --> 00:16:01,424
I will save Candy.
359
00:16:01,448 --> 00:16:02,494
And with the help of my love
360
00:16:02,518 --> 00:16:07,074
potion,
I will finally get the girl.
361
00:16:11,389 --> 00:16:12,435
[Knocking on door]
362
00:16:12,459 --> 00:16:15,472
Hey, there, Candy.
363
00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:17,336
What are you doing here?
364
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:21,030
Oh,
just dropping in to say hello.
365
00:16:21,054 --> 00:16:22,893
You okay?
366
00:16:22,917 --> 00:16:23,929
Of course I"m okay.
367
00:16:23,953 --> 00:16:25,793
Why?
368
00:16:25,817 --> 00:16:27,381
Well, we found out about
369
00:16:27,405 --> 00:16:29,900
Bluster"s love potion.
370
00:16:29,924 --> 00:16:32,041
Now,
where did I put my tennis racket?
371
00:16:32,065 --> 00:16:34,491
You think I love Bluster?
372
00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:36,907
Now, that"s funny.
373
00:16:36,931 --> 00:16:39,531
I did think it was
kind of funny myself.
374
00:16:39,555 --> 00:16:43,673
I don"t love Bluster,
I love King K. Rool!
375
00:16:43,697 --> 00:16:45,019
What are you doing?
376
00:16:45,043 --> 00:16:47,677
Get me out of here!
377
00:16:47,701 --> 00:16:51,060
Hi, Candy,
where are you going with the...
378
00:16:51,084 --> 00:16:52,337
Hi, bye.
379
00:16:52,361 --> 00:16:53,994
Coconut?
380
00:16:54,018 --> 00:16:56,020
Get me out of here!
381
00:17:01,818 --> 00:17:03,796
Do you realise how long I"ve
382
00:17:03,820 --> 00:17:06,247
been waiting for this moment?
383
00:17:06,271 --> 00:17:07,731
About as long as I have, K.
384
00:17:07,755 --> 00:17:08,801
Rool.
385
00:17:08,825 --> 00:17:09,940
BOTH: Donkey Kong?
386
00:17:09,964 --> 00:17:11,966
Banana slamma!
387
00:17:14,935 --> 00:17:18,915
I"m crazy for you,
you big, fat king, you.
388
00:17:18,939 --> 00:17:21,942
Your wish is my command.
389
00:17:23,771 --> 00:17:27,027
Oh, I"m overwrought.
390
00:17:27,051 --> 00:17:28,545
I finally have the Crystal
391
00:17:28,569 --> 00:17:32,101
Coconut and there"s
a cherry on top!
392
00:17:32,125 --> 00:17:34,137
[Laughing]
393
00:17:34,161 --> 00:17:38,107
Donkey Kong is at my feet!
394
00:17:38,131 --> 00:17:40,133
Oh, someone take a picture.
395
00:17:43,239 --> 00:17:46,115
I"ve dreamt about this moment
396
00:17:46,139 --> 00:17:49,142
for such a long time.
397
00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:53,053
♪ Donkey Kong at my feet
398
00:17:53,077 --> 00:17:57,057
and the crystal is mine ♪
399
00:17:57,081 --> 00:17:59,083
♪ How sublime
400
00:18:01,015 --> 00:18:03,718
♪ Everything I"ve ever wanted
401
00:18:03,742 --> 00:18:06,066
but been tragically denied ♪
402
00:18:06,090 --> 00:18:08,309
♪ Oh,
this feeling"s overwhelming ♪
403
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:11,036
♪ So much joy I cannot
hide ♪ Got a notion
404
00:18:11,060 --> 00:18:12,037
about this potion ♪
405
00:18:12,061 --> 00:18:14,039
♪ All the love
and the devotion ♪
406
00:18:14,063 --> 00:18:15,834
♪ I"ve got the coconut
407
00:18:15,858 --> 00:18:17,249
and it"s causing a commotion ♪
408
00:18:17,273 --> 00:18:19,631
♪ Proclaim it from
the highest peaks ♪
409
00:18:19,655 --> 00:18:22,254
♪ And shout it from the ocean
410
00:18:22,278 --> 00:18:24,694
♪ I"ve got it all ♪
411
00:18:34,877 --> 00:18:36,165
[Coughing]
412
00:18:36,189 --> 00:18:38,167
♪ I have never been so happy ♪
413
00:18:38,191 --> 00:18:40,169
♪ Oh,
I feel I"ve been reformed ♪
414
00:18:40,193 --> 00:18:41,170
♪ Dress me up in regal colours
415
00:18:41,194 --> 00:18:42,999
blow the bugle, sound the horn ♪
416
00:18:43,023 --> 00:18:45,243
♪ Got a notion
about this potion ♪
417
00:18:45,267 --> 00:18:47,279
♪ All the love
and the devotion ♪
418
00:18:47,303 --> 00:18:48,280
♪ I"ve got the coconut
419
00:18:48,304 --> 00:18:50,179
and it"s causing a commotion ♪
420
00:18:50,203 --> 00:18:52,250
♪ Proclaim it from
the highest peaks ♪
421
00:18:52,274 --> 00:18:55,184
♪ And shout over the ocean
422
00:18:55,208 --> 00:18:58,142
♪ I"ve got it all ♪
423
00:19:00,972 --> 00:19:02,191
The trouble with that love
424
00:19:02,215 --> 00:19:04,814
potion is it doesn"t
last indefinitely.
425
00:19:04,838 --> 00:19:06,022
It wears off?
426
00:19:06,046 --> 00:19:08,197
Yeah,
and that"s not the least of it.
427
00:19:08,221 --> 00:19:11,993
Turns out a second
does makes you...
428
00:19:12,017 --> 00:19:15,307
Two-timing creep of a croc.
429
00:19:15,331 --> 00:19:17,206
You mean it, Cranky?
430
00:19:17,230 --> 00:19:18,448
The second dose causes a
431
00:19:18,472 --> 00:19:19,760
complete turnaround?
432
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:22,418
Yep,
sort of scrambles the emotions.
433
00:19:22,442 --> 00:19:23,729
Every dose is different.
434
00:19:23,753 --> 00:19:26,007
Love becomes hate
and hate becomes love.
435
00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:27,008
Whoa!
436
00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:28,458
Reason being, there was only
437
00:19:28,482 --> 00:19:31,841
a thin line between
love and hate.
438
00:19:31,865 --> 00:19:33,867
Busting banana barrels.
439
00:19:41,115 --> 00:19:42,990
You creeps!
440
00:19:43,014 --> 00:19:45,337
You"re all the same!
441
00:19:45,361 --> 00:19:49,065
Any last words
before I... [Coughing]
442
00:19:49,089 --> 00:19:51,688
Before I give you the biggest
443
00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:54,174
kiss of your life?
444
00:19:54,198 --> 00:19:56,200
[Coughing]
445
00:19:59,237 --> 00:20:01,181
You"re nothing but a
446
00:20:01,205 --> 00:20:05,012
low-down,
good for nothing tyrant.
447
00:20:05,036 --> 00:20:09,844
A bully with a huge
butt and stinky breath!
448
00:20:09,868 --> 00:20:11,018
Oh, no!
449
00:20:11,042 --> 00:20:12,640
A-ha!
450
00:20:12,664 --> 00:20:14,666
No one steals my girlfriend!
451
00:20:19,153 --> 00:20:22,063
Take this, all of you.
452
00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:23,962
I"ll take that.
453
00:20:23,986 --> 00:20:27,690
Oh,
you hunka-hunka burning king.
454
00:20:27,714 --> 00:20:32,142
You hunka-hunka
burning... My hero.
455
00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:33,696
[Laughing]
456
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:35,939
Do something!
457
00:20:35,963 --> 00:20:37,147
I thought we"d start with a
458
00:20:37,171 --> 00:20:39,598
nice dinner, some Chianti.
459
00:20:39,622 --> 00:20:44,189
Then... Then I"ll
wring your scaly neck.
460
00:20:44,213 --> 00:20:46,605
Give me that!
461
00:20:46,629 --> 00:20:47,951
Have I told you that you have
462
00:20:47,975 --> 00:20:50,437
the cutest bloodshot eyes?
463
00:20:50,461 --> 00:20:53,819
Oh, shut up and get Donkey Kong.
464
00:20:53,843 --> 00:20:57,375
Anything for you, sugar.
465
00:20:57,399 --> 00:21:00,757
Bite that swamp rat!
466
00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:02,783
I could stare at you all day.
467
00:21:09,307 --> 00:21:11,389
Hurry up, will you?!
468
00:21:11,413 --> 00:21:13,356
Uh-oh.
469
00:21:13,380 --> 00:21:15,082
Help!
470
00:21:15,106 --> 00:21:16,980
Crusher!
471
00:21:17,004 --> 00:21:18,327
BOTH: Phew!
472
00:21:18,351 --> 00:21:22,607
You are the wind
beneath my wings.
473
00:21:22,631 --> 00:21:25,599
We love you to bits, sir.
474
00:21:33,055 --> 00:21:35,057
Help!
475
00:21:37,197 --> 00:21:38,761
[Laughing]
476
00:21:38,785 --> 00:21:41,591
Well,
that"s the last of that potion.
477
00:21:41,615 --> 00:21:44,422
I"m not so sure of that.
478
00:21:44,446 --> 00:21:46,251
Look.
479
00:21:46,275 --> 00:21:49,461
I"ll get Candy yet, Donkey Kong.
480
00:21:49,485 --> 00:21:51,567
Maybe sooner than you think.
481
00:21:51,591 --> 00:21:53,120
Hey, Candy!
482
00:21:53,144 --> 00:21:54,121
Huh?
483
00:21:54,145 --> 00:21:57,193
Special delivery for Bluster.
484
00:21:57,217 --> 00:21:58,677
Ouch!
485
00:21:58,701 --> 00:22:00,703
[Laughing]
486
00:22:03,430 --> 00:22:05,960
Oh, no.
487
00:22:05,984 --> 00:22:08,815
Well, hello, there.
488
00:22:11,990 --> 00:22:14,244
Kongo Bongo can rest a little
489
00:22:14,268 --> 00:22:16,108
easier tonight, knowing that the
490
00:22:16,132 --> 00:22:19,146
Crystal Coconut is
back where it should be.
491
00:22:19,170 --> 00:22:20,423
You can say that again.
492
00:22:20,447 --> 00:22:21,562
I"m just glad we've seen the
493
00:22:21,586 --> 00:22:23,081
last of that love potion.
494
00:22:23,105 --> 00:22:24,979
That stuff was powerful.
495
00:22:25,003 --> 00:22:26,636
It sure was.
496
00:22:26,660 --> 00:22:28,258
Anything that is powerful enough
497
00:22:28,282 --> 00:22:30,019
to get someone to love King K.
498
00:22:30,043 --> 00:22:32,401
Rool should be
locked up forever.
499
00:22:32,425 --> 00:22:34,472
Don"t worry, Donkey Kong, you
500
00:22:34,496 --> 00:22:36,646
know I"ll always be your girl.
501
00:22:36,670 --> 00:22:37,992
Now, don"t start getting all
502
00:22:38,016 --> 00:22:39,718
sappy in there.
503
00:22:39,742 --> 00:22:41,168
I think there"s enough love
504
00:22:41,192 --> 00:22:43,860
around here as it is.
505
00:22:43,884 --> 00:22:45,275
Huh?
506
00:22:45,299 --> 00:22:47,163
Come out here.
507
00:22:50,374 --> 00:22:53,422
Ooh, you look marvellous, you
508
00:22:53,446 --> 00:22:55,320
simian specimen.
509
00:22:55,344 --> 00:22:56,701
What"s your sign?
510
00:22:56,725 --> 00:22:58,841
Hey, beautiful, what are you
511
00:22:58,865 --> 00:23:00,867
doing the rest of your life?
512
00:23:02,696 --> 00:23:05,147
I hear wedding bells.
513
00:23:10,014 --> 00:23:18,014
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