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¶ ¶ Huh, ha ¶ ¶ Huh, ha ¶

¶ Huh, ha ¶ ¶ Huh, ha ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Huh, ha ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey oh ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes,

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes, banana slamma ¶

¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Huh, ha ¶ ¶ Huh, ha ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶

¶ Huh, ha ¶ ¶ Huh, ha ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Huh, ha ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey oh ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes,

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes, banana slamma ¶

¶ Here he comes, banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶

banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey oh ¶

¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Hey oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Let's go, let's go ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Let's go, let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes,

¶ Let's go, let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes, banana slamma ¶

¶

>> Little Warrior to Big Warrior, come in! Over.

Warrior, come in! Over. >> DK: I can hear you loud and

Over. >> DK: I can hear you loud and clear, little buddy!

>> DK: I can hear you loud and clear, little buddy! >> Not "little buddy"!

clear, little buddy! >> Not "little buddy"! Little Warrior!

>> Not "little buddy"! Little Warrior! If you're going to play with

Little Warrior! If you're going to play with banana phones, you've got to

If you're going to play with banana phones, you've got to talk in secret agent code, DK!

banana phones, you've got to talk in secret agent code, DK! Uh, I mean, Big Warrior.

talk in secret agent code, DK! Uh, I mean, Big Warrior. >> Oh, yeah!

Uh, I mean, Big Warrior. >> Oh, yeah! Okay, okay.

>> Oh, yeah! Okay, okay. Little Warrior--

Okay, okay. Little Warrior-- (Chuckling)

Little Warrior-- (Chuckling) This is fun!

(Chuckling) This is fun! >> No, it's serious!

This is fun! >> No, it's serious! We're gorilla agents on a top

>> No, it's serious! We're gorilla agents on a top secret mission, sent in to the

We're gorilla agents on a top secret mission, sent in to the deepest, darkest, most dangerous

secret mission, sent in to the deepest, darkest, most dangerous part of the jungle!

deepest, darkest, most dangerous part of the jungle! >> Really?

part of the jungle! >> Really? >> Yes, there's no telling what

>> Really? >> Yes, there's no telling what kind of uncivilized,

>> Yes, there's no telling what kind of uncivilized, pea-brained gargantuan beasts

kind of uncivilized, pea-brained gargantuan beasts could be lurking out there!

pea-brained gargantuan beasts could be lurking out there! >> Why we gonna steal the banana

could be lurking out there! >> Why we gonna steal the banana toy?

>> Why we gonna steal the banana toy? >> It's not a toy!

toy? >> It's not a toy! Any military genius can see it's

>> It's not a toy! Any military genius can see it's really a superior eavesdropping

Any military genius can see it's really a superior eavesdropping device, used to secure delicate

really a superior eavesdropping device, used to secure delicate information from the enemy.

device, used to secure delicate information from the enemy. >> Looks like a toy to me.

information from the enemy. >> Looks like a toy to me. >> Well, it's not!

>> Looks like a toy to me. >> Well, it's not! It's a secret spy device.

>> Well, it's not! It's a secret spy device. I'll need to get my hands on it

It's a secret spy device. I'll need to get my hands on it if I'm gonna get back in King K.

I'll need to get my hands on it if I'm gonna get back in King K. Rool's good books.

if I'm gonna get back in King K. Rool's good books. Hush, now.

Rool's good books. Hush, now. Little fella's coming this way.

Hush, now. Little fella's coming this way. >> See anything, Big Warrior?

Little fella's coming this way. >> See anything, Big Warrior? >> Not yet, Little--

>> See anything, Big Warrior? >> Not yet, Little-- Wait.

>> Not yet, Little-- Wait. I hear something in the bushes.

Wait. I hear something in the bushes. >> Me, too!

I hear something in the bushes. >> Me, too! >> It's right in front of me!

>> Me, too! >> It's right in front of me! (Screaming)

>> It's right in front of me! (Screaming) >> Got you!

(Screaming) >> Got you! (Laughing)

>> Got you! (Laughing) Oh!

(Laughing) Oh! Look at this!

Oh! Look at this! >> What do you think it is?

Look at this! >> What do you think it is? >> I don't know.

>> What do you think it is? >> I don't know. Maybe it dropped out of an alien

>> I don't know. Maybe it dropped out of an alien spaceship or something.

Maybe it dropped out of an alien spaceship or something. Betcha it's got magical powers.

spaceship or something. Betcha it's got magical powers. >> You think so?

Betcha it's got magical powers. >> You think so? >> Hey!

>> You think so? >> Hey! My banana phone-- it's gone!

>> Hey! My banana phone-- it's gone! (Tires squealing)

My banana phone-- it's gone! (Tires squealing) Oh, those no good, dirty,

(Tires squealing) Oh, those no good, dirty, rotten, low-down,

Oh, those no good, dirty, rotten, low-down, yellow-bellied, deep in slime

rotten, low-down, yellow-bellied, deep in slime sucking salamanders!

yellow-bellied, deep in slime sucking salamanders! >> Why would they steal a banana

sucking salamanders! >> Why would they steal a banana phone?

>> Why would they steal a banana phone? >> They probably stole it so

phone? >> They probably stole it so they could spy on us.

>> They probably stole it so they could spy on us. Listen in on everything we say.

they could spy on us. Listen in on everything we say. >> Then let's give them

Listen in on everything we say. >> Then let's give them something to really listen to!

>> Then let's give them something to really listen to! >> Oh, you mean like a practical

something to really listen to! >> Oh, you mean like a practical joke?

>> Oh, you mean like a practical joke? (Laughing)

joke? (Laughing) >> Yeah!

(Laughing) >> Yeah! Let's radio them, then hang up!

>> Yeah! Let's radio them, then hang up! (Laughing)

Let's radio them, then hang up! (Laughing) >> No, that's not going to teach

(Laughing) >> No, that's not going to teach them a lesson.

>> No, that's not going to teach them a lesson. But I know what will!

>> You're late! >> Sorry, King K. Rool, sorry. But we were detained!

>> Sorry, King K. Rool, sorry. But we were detained! For a good reason.

But we were detained! For a good reason. >> There is no good reason for

For a good reason. >> There is no good reason for tardiness.

>> There is no good reason for tardiness. >> Whoa!

>> What is this? >> It's an eavesdropping device, sir.

>> It's an eavesdropping device, sir. A bug.

sir. A bug. >> I'm not interested in bugs,

A bug. >> I'm not interested in bugs, I'm interested in power.

>> I'm not interested in bugs, I'm interested in power. Supreme power, unlimited power

I'm interested in power. Supreme power, unlimited power that will make me--

Supreme power, unlimited power that will make me-- Powerful.

that will make me-- Powerful. >> DIDDY: Hey, DK, what should

Powerful. >> DIDDY: Hey, DK, what should we do with this shiny new

>> DIDDY: Hey, DK, what should we do with this shiny new amulet?

we do with this shiny new amulet? >> DK: You mean the one that is

amulet? >> DK: You mean the one that is even more magical than the

>> DK: You mean the one that is even more magical than the Crystal Coconut?

even more magical than the Crystal Coconut? (Gasping)

Crystal Coconut? (Gasping) >> More magical than the Crystal

(Gasping) >> More magical than the Crystal Coconut?

>> More magical than the Crystal Coconut? >> DIDDY: Oh where, oh where

Coconut? >> DIDDY: Oh where, oh where should we put it?

>> DIDDY: Oh where, oh where should we put it? >> DK: Maybe we should hide it

should we put it? >> DK: Maybe we should hide it someplace like the Forbidden

>> DK: Maybe we should hide it someplace like the Forbidden Forest of Kongo Bongo?

someplace like the Forbidden Forest of Kongo Bongo? No one will find it.

Forest of Kongo Bongo? No one will find it. >> You mean the lizards?

No one will find it. >> You mean the lizards? >> DK: Yeah!

>> You mean the lizards? >> DK: Yeah! King K. Rool and his cronies.

>> DK: Yeah! King K. Rool and his cronies. (Gasping)

King K. Rool and his cronies. (Gasping) >> Cronies?

(Gasping) >> Cronies? >> What's a crony?

>> Cronies? >> What's a crony? >> Oh, it's a derogatory term

>> What's a crony? >> Oh, it's a derogatory term used to describe heathen

>> Oh, it's a derogatory term used to describe heathen henchmen like ourselves who

used to describe heathen henchmen like ourselves who reside in the lowest level of

henchmen like ourselves who reside in the lowest level of authority.

reside in the lowest level of authority. >> Wait, you two room spun

authority. >> Wait, you two room spun idiots, be quiet!

>> Wait, you two room spun idiots, be quiet! I'm trying to eavesdrop!

idiots, be quiet! I'm trying to eavesdrop! >> DK: No one can find out we're

I'm trying to eavesdrop! >> DK: No one can find out we're hiding this magical mysterious

>> DK: No one can find out we're hiding this magical mysterious amulet in the Forbidden Fores.

hiding this magical mysterious amulet in the Forbidden Fores. >> Klump, Krusha-- to the

amulet in the Forbidden Fores. >> Klump, Krusha-- to the Forbidden Forest!

>> Klump, Krusha-- to the Forbidden Forest! Immediately!

Forbidden Forest! Immediately! I want that power source!

Immediately! I want that power source! (Laughing)

I want that power source! (Laughing) >> Oh, what a great practical

(Laughing) >> Oh, what a great practical joke!

>> Oh, what a great practical joke! (Laughing)

joke! (Laughing) Wait till Cranky hears this one!

(Laughing) Wait till Cranky hears this one! >> How many times have I told

Wait till Cranky hears this one! >> How many times have I told you not to play practical jokes?

>> How many times have I told you not to play practical jokes? >> We were just having some fun.

you not to play practical jokes? >> We were just having some fun. >> Every ape with a brain knows

>> We were just having some fun. >> Every ape with a brain knows that's the Amulet of Bug a

>> Every ape with a brain knows that's the Amulet of Bug a Boogie!

that's the Amulet of Bug a Boogie! >> Huh?

Boogie! >> Huh? >> It's nothing but pure evil!

>> Huh? >> It's nothing but pure evil! We're all in danger now!

>> It's nothing but pure evil! We're all in danger now! >> What should we do?

We're all in danger now! >> What should we do? >> You have to bring it

>> What should we do? >> You have to bring it someplace no one will ever go!

>> You have to bring it someplace no one will ever go! Go to the Forbidden Forest and

someplace no one will ever go! Go to the Forbidden Forest and hide it in the Well of Woes.

Go to the Forbidden Forest and hide it in the Well of Woes. >> Whoa!

hide it in the Well of Woes. >> Whoa! No way am I going to the

>> Whoa! No way am I going to the Forbidden Forest of Kongo Bongo!

No way am I going to the Forbidden Forest of Kongo Bongo! >> You have to!

Forbidden Forest of Kongo Bongo! >> You have to! The fate of Kongo Bongo relies

>> You have to! The fate of Kongo Bongo relies on it!

The fate of Kongo Bongo relies on it! >> I don't believe it!

on it! >> I don't believe it! You're scared!

>> I don't believe it! You're scared! >> Am not.

You're scared! >> Am not. I'm just looking out for you,

>> Am not. I'm just looking out for you, little buddy.

I'm just looking out for you, little buddy. Wouldn't want you to get eaten

little buddy. Wouldn't want you to get eaten by a bog monster.

Wouldn't want you to get eaten by a bog monster. (Laughing)

by a bog monster. (Laughing) >> A bog monster?

(Laughing) >> A bog monster? >> Will you two quit your

>> A bog monster? >> Will you two quit your goofing around and scat?

>> Will you two quit your goofing around and scat? There's no telling what kind of

goofing around and scat? There's no telling what kind of evil has already been unleashed!

There's no telling what kind of evil has already been unleashed! Now go!

And hurry! (Laughing) Those knuckleheads!

(Laughing) Those knuckleheads! That'll teach them a lesson and

Those knuckleheads! That'll teach them a lesson and keep them out of my fur for a

That'll teach them a lesson and keep them out of my fur for a while.

¶

¶ If you ask me mother she'll say I's not so bad ¶ ¶ But when I left the house

say I's not so bad ¶ ¶ But when I left the house I took everything she had ¶

¶ But when I left the house I took everything she had ¶ ¶ I took her silver and her gold

I took everything she had ¶ ¶ I took her silver and her gold and scuffed her wedding band ¶

¶ I took her silver and her gold and scuffed her wedding band ¶ ¶ I even took her aprons and her

and scuffed her wedding band ¶ ¶ I even took her aprons and her copper pots and pans ¶

¶ I even took her aprons and her copper pots and pans ¶ ¶ Lyin', loot and stealin' is

copper pots and pans ¶ ¶ Lyin', loot and stealin' is the reason I'm a pirate ¶

¶ Lyin', loot and stealin' is the reason I'm a pirate ¶ ¶ Ransack and pillaging ¶

the reason I'm a pirate ¶ ¶ Ransack and pillaging ¶ ¶ Don't knock it

¶ Ransack and pillaging ¶ ¶ Don't knock it till ya try it ¶

¶ Don't knock it till ya try it ¶ ¶ Plundering and pilfering ¶

till ya try it ¶ ¶ Plundering and pilfering ¶ ¶ Make up a healthy diet ¶

¶ Plundering and pilfering ¶ ¶ Make up a healthy diet ¶ ¶ Arr, look at me! ¶

¶ Make up a healthy diet ¶ ¶ Arr, look at me! ¶ ¶ I'm doin' the Booty Boogie ¶

¶ Arr, look at me! ¶ ¶ I'm doin' the Booty Boogie ¶ ¶ No treasure is too big ¶

¶ I'm doin' the Booty Boogie ¶ ¶ No treasure is too big ¶ ¶ I scarfed the peaks of

¶ No treasure is too big ¶ ¶ I scarfed the peaks of Kilimanjaro ¶

¶ I scarfed the peaks of Kilimanjaro ¶ ¶ As well as raid a tomb ¶

Kilimanjaro ¶ ¶ As well as raid a tomb ¶ ¶ I steal the mummy from a

¶ As well as raid a tomb ¶ ¶ I steal the mummy from a Pharaoh ¶

¶ I steal the mummy from a Pharaoh ¶ ¶ I've swiped the Crown Jewels

Pharaoh ¶ ¶ I've swiped the Crown Jewels and Merlin's crystal ball ¶

¶ I've swiped the Crown Jewels and Merlin's crystal ball ¶ ¶ But the Crystal Coconut is the

and Merlin's crystal ball ¶ ¶ But the Crystal Coconut is the daddy of 'em all ¶

¶ But the Crystal Coconut is the daddy of 'em all ¶ ¶ If you want a job with all the

daddy of 'em all ¶ ¶ If you want a job with all the riches you can stand ¶

¶ If you want a job with all the riches you can stand ¶ ¶ And all of the security of a

riches you can stand ¶ ¶ And all of the security of a great pension plan ¶

¶ And all of the security of a great pension plan ¶ ¶ Arr, then come aboard! ¶

great pension plan ¶ ¶ Arr, then come aboard! ¶ ¶ Lyin', loot and stealin' is

¶ Arr, then come aboard! ¶ ¶ Lyin', loot and stealin' is the reason we are pirates ¶

¶ Lyin', loot and stealin' is the reason we are pirates ¶ ¶ Ransack and pillaging ¶

the reason we are pirates ¶ ¶ Ransack and pillaging ¶ ¶ Don't knock it

¶ Ransack and pillaging ¶ ¶ Don't knock it till ya try it ¶

¶ Don't knock it till ya try it ¶ ¶ Plundering and pilfering ¶

till ya try it ¶ ¶ Plundering and pilfering ¶ ¶ Make up a healthy diet ¶

¶ Plundering and pilfering ¶ ¶ Make up a healthy diet ¶ ¶ Arr, look at us ¶

¶ Make up a healthy diet ¶ ¶ Arr, look at us ¶ ¶ We're doin' the Booty Boogie ¶

¶ Arr, look at us ¶ ¶ We're doin' the Booty Boogie ¶ ¶ Arr, from sea to sea ¶

¶ We're doin' the Booty Boogie ¶ ¶ Arr, from sea to sea ¶ ¶ We're doin' the Booty Boogie ¶

¶ Arr, from sea to sea ¶ ¶ We're doin' the Booty Boogie ¶ >> Ha ha!

¶ We're doin' the Booty Boogie ¶ >> Ha ha! What a nice song.

>> Ha ha! What a nice song. >> Mais oui.

>> Hip, hup, hip, hup! Company halt! Krusha?

Company halt! Krusha? Krusha!

Krusha? Krusha! >> Klump...

Krusha! >> Klump... >> Oh, Krusha!

>> Klump... >> Oh, Krusha! >> Klump!

>> Oh, Krusha! >> Klump! Where's the magic amulet?

>> Klump! Where's the magic amulet? Haven't you found Donkey Kong

Where's the magic amulet? Haven't you found Donkey Kong yet?

Haven't you found Donkey Kong yet? >> Uh, almost, sir.

yet? >> Uh, almost, sir. >> "Almost"?

>> Uh, almost, sir. >> "Almost"? As in I'm almost ready to

>> "Almost"? As in I'm almost ready to barbeque your sorry carcass?

As in I'm almost ready to barbeque your sorry carcass? >> Uh, no.

barbeque your sorry carcass? >> Uh, no. Almost as in somewhere between

>> Uh, no. Almost as in somewhere between not really and sort of-kind o.

Almost as in somewhere between not really and sort of-kind o. >> Don't tell me you're lost!

not really and sort of-kind o. >> Don't tell me you're lost! >> Oh, negative, sir.

>> Don't tell me you're lost! >> Oh, negative, sir. My keen sense of sight, smell

>> Oh, negative, sir. My keen sense of sight, smell and direction have yet to fail

My keen sense of sight, smell and direction have yet to fail me.

and direction have yet to fail me. Hip, hup, hip, hup!

me. Hip, hup, hip, hup! Hip, hup--

Hip, hup, hip, hup! Hip, hup-- Hip, hup, what ya got?

Hip, hup-- Hip, hup, what ya got? >> A general's brain can't hold

Hip, hup, what ya got? >> A general's brain can't hold a thought.

(Twig snapping) >> Aah! >> DK's a scaredy cat!

>> Aah! >> DK's a scaredy cat! DK's a--

>> DK's a scaredy cat! DK's a-- >> Stop that!

DK's a-- >> Stop that! I am not.

>> Stop that! I am not. >> I know, I'm just funning you.

I am not. >> I know, I'm just funning you. >> There's nothing to be

>> I know, I'm just funning you. >> There's nothing to be scared--

>> There's nothing to be scared-- >> Roar!

scared-- >> Roar! >> Aah!

>> Roar! >> Aah! (Laughing)

>> Aah! (Laughing) >> It was me, ya goof!

(Laughing) >> It was me, ya goof! Roar!

>> It was me, ya goof! Roar! >> That was you?

Roar! >> That was you? >> Of course!

>> That was you? >> Of course! Who else?

>> Of course! Who else? Now, quit clowning.

Who else? Now, quit clowning. I just want to find this Well of

Now, quit clowning. I just want to find this Well of Woe and get out of here.

I just want to find this Well of Woe and get out of here. >> Me too!

Woe and get out of here. >> Me too! (Laughing)

>> Me too! (Laughing) >> That'll teach 'em.

(Laughing) >> That'll teach 'em. >> Teach who what?

>> That'll teach 'em. >> Teach who what? (Laughing)

>> Teach who what? (Laughing) >> Teach DK and Diddy that

(Laughing) >> Teach DK and Diddy that practical jokes aren't fun!

>> Teach DK and Diddy that practical jokes aren't fun! >> Sounds fly!

practical jokes aren't fun! >> Sounds fly! Label the scene for me, ancient

>> Sounds fly! Label the scene for me, ancient relic dude.

Label the scene for me, ancient relic dude. >> DK and Diddy found this crazy

relic dude. >> DK and Diddy found this crazy gadget, so I told him it was a

>> DK and Diddy found this crazy gadget, so I told him it was a magical amulet with evil powers!

gadget, so I told him it was a magical amulet with evil powers! Then I sent them on a wild goose

magical amulet with evil powers! Then I sent them on a wild goose chase to the Forbidden Forest to

Then I sent them on a wild goose chase to the Forbidden Forest to get rid of it, but the place I

chase to the Forbidden Forest to get rid of it, but the place I sent them to doesn't even exist!

get rid of it, but the place I sent them to doesn't even exist! >> Whoa!

sent them to doesn't even exist! >> Whoa! Negative karma, fossil man!

>> Whoa! Negative karma, fossil man! >> What are you talking about?

Negative karma, fossil man! >> What are you talking about? >> Zen law, dude!

>> What are you talking about? >> Zen law, dude! What goes around, comes around.

>> Zen law, dude! What goes around, comes around. You'd better flex a move to

What goes around, comes around. You'd better flex a move to correct or I'm betting you are

You'd better flex a move to correct or I'm betting you are regretting.

correct or I'm betting you are regretting. (Laughing)

regretting. (Laughing) >> Don't be silly.

(Laughing) >> Don't be silly. It's just a practical joke.

>> Don't be silly. It's just a practical joke. (Laughing)

It's just a practical joke. (Laughing) CRANKY: Practical joke!

(Laughing) CRANKY: Practical joke! (Laughing)

CRANKY: Practical joke! (Laughing) >> Hmm, a practical joke?

(Laughing) >> Hmm, a practical joke? I'm duped!

>> Hmm, a practical joke? I'm duped! And what's more, I've got Klump

I'm duped! And what's more, I've got Klump and Krusha in the Forbidden

And what's more, I've got Klump and Krusha in the Forbidden Forest running after an amulet

and Krusha in the Forbidden Forest running after an amulet that's worthless when all this

Forest running after an amulet that's worthless when all this time I could have been stealing

that's worthless when all this time I could have been stealing the Crystal Coconut in Donkey

time I could have been stealing the Crystal Coconut in Donkey Kong's absence!

the Crystal Coconut in Donkey Kong's absence! (Gasping)

Kong's absence! (Gasping) The Crystal Coconut!

(Gasping) The Crystal Coconut! (Static buzzing)

The Crystal Coconut! (Static buzzing) Krusha!

(Static buzzing) Krusha! Abort the mission and come back

Krusha! Abort the mission and come back to headquarters immediately!

Abort the mission and come back to headquarters immediately! >> I can't.

to headquarters immediately! >> I can't. >> Why not?!

>> I can't. >> Why not?! >> Something bad happened.

>> Why not?! >> Something bad happened. >> Argh!

>> Something bad happened. >> Argh! Then find Klump and tell him to

>> Argh! Then find Klump and tell him to get his leathery hide back here

Then find Klump and tell him to get his leathery hide back here immediately!

get his leathery hide back here immediately! >> Klump!

immediately! >> Klump! >> You don't have to shout.

>> Klump! >> You don't have to shout. >> Klump?!

>> You don't have to shout. >> Klump?! (Chuckling nervously)

>> Klump?! (Chuckling nervously) >> Oh, hello there, sir.

(Chuckling nervously) >> Oh, hello there, sir. Everything, um--

>> Oh, hello there, sir. Everything, um-- under control here.

Everything, um-- under control here. >> If I recall, my villain

under control here. >> If I recall, my villain tutorial's lesson 109 states,

>> If I recall, my villain tutorial's lesson 109 states, "When all else fails, implement

tutorial's lesson 109 states, "When all else fails, implement and execute heinous diabolical

"When all else fails, implement and execute heinous diabolical plan yourself!"

and execute heinous diabolical plan yourself!" (Laughing)

plan yourself!" (Laughing) >> Hey, how did you fit these

(Laughing) >> Hey, how did you fit these little pirate dudes in the Zen

>> Hey, how did you fit these little pirate dudes in the Zen gem?

little pirate dudes in the Zen gem? >> Pirates?

gem? >> Pirates? What?

>> Pirates? What? Oh, no!

What? Oh, no! They're on the island!

Oh, no! They're on the island! I've got to warn Donkey Kong!

They're on the island! I've got to warn Donkey Kong! >> Far out.

I've got to warn Donkey Kong! >> Far out. Now the joke's on you.

>> Far out. Now the joke's on you. Karmic kickback!

Now the joke's on you. Karmic kickback! (Laughing)

Karmic kickback! (Laughing) >> Just watch the coconut, will

(Laughing) >> Just watch the coconut, will you?

>> Just watch the coconut, will you? >> Whoa!

you? >> Whoa! I'm sensing some really negative

>> Whoa! I'm sensing some really negative vibes.

I'm sensing some really negative vibes. Whoa!

vibes. Whoa! Jump back, Jack!

Whoa! Jump back, Jack! >> Arr, I be Skurvy, not Jack.

Jump back, Jack! >> Arr, I be Skurvy, not Jack. And I come in the name of me

>> Arr, I be Skurvy, not Jack. And I come in the name of me great-great-great-grand-pappy to

And I come in the name of me great-great-great-grand-pappy to claim me birthright-- the

great-great-great-grand-pappy to claim me birthright-- the Crystal Coconut.

claim me birthright-- the Crystal Coconut. >> I gotta tell you dudes, you

Crystal Coconut. >> I gotta tell you dudes, you are riding some serious negative

>> I gotta tell you dudes, you are riding some serious negative waves.

are riding some serious negative waves. But you're in luck-- I have

waves. But you're in luck-- I have cosmic jurisdiction to assign

But you're in luck-- I have cosmic jurisdiction to assign mantras.

cosmic jurisdiction to assign mantras. But before I can do that, you

mantras. But before I can do that, you dudes will need a major cosmic

But before I can do that, you dudes will need a major cosmic cleansing and total clearing of

dudes will need a major cosmic cleansing and total clearing of the chakras.

cleansing and total clearing of the chakras. (Muffled): No offence, but I

the chakras. (Muffled): No offence, but I think you dudes are missing the

(Muffled): No offence, but I think you dudes are missing the point.

think you dudes are missing the point. >> Aye, but you be missing more

point. >> Aye, but you be missing more than that, mate.

>> Aye, but you be missing more than that, mate. (Laughing)

(Twig snapping) >> Did you hear that, Diddy? Little bud?

>> Did you hear that, Diddy? Little bud? Where are you?

Little bud? Where are you? Aah!

Where are you? Aah! The bog monster!

Aah! The bog monster! Whoa!

The bog monster! Whoa! No!

Whoa! No! Go away!

No! Go away! >> DIDDY: Cut it out, will ya?

Go away! >> DIDDY: Cut it out, will ya? (Laughing)

>> DIDDY: Cut it out, will ya? (Laughing) There's no such thing as bog

(Laughing) There's no such thing as bog monsters!

There's no such thing as bog monsters! >> Yes, there is!

monsters! >> Yes, there is! I saw one.

>> Yes, there is! I saw one. When I was just a little monkey,

I saw one. When I was just a little monkey, Cranky always warned me not to

When I was just a little monkey, Cranky always warned me not to go into the Forbidden Forest.

Cranky always warned me not to go into the Forbidden Forest. >> You must have imagined it,

go into the Forbidden Forest. >> You must have imagined it, DK.

>> You must have imagined it, DK. >> No, I didn't!

DK. >> No, I didn't! I know what I saw.

¶

¶ In the Forbidden Forest lurks a monster and you'll see ¶ ¶ How my childhood curiosity

a monster and you'll see ¶ ¶ How my childhood curiosity got the best of me ¶

¶ How my childhood curiosity got the best of me ¶ ¶ With crusty skin

got the best of me ¶ ¶ With crusty skin and giant claws ¶

¶ With crusty skin and giant claws ¶ ¶ And dripping fangs

and giant claws ¶ ¶ And dripping fangs and beady eyes ¶

¶ And dripping fangs and beady eyes ¶ ¶ His arms surround you ¶

and beady eyes ¶ ¶ His arms surround you ¶ ¶ Feels like drowning in mud

¶ His arms surround you ¶ ¶ Feels like drowning in mud pies ¶

¶ Feels like drowning in mud pies ¶ ¶ The Big Bog Monster

pies ¶ ¶ The Big Bog Monster is coming after you ¶

¶ The Big Bog Monster is coming after you ¶ ¶ His terrifying face will make

is coming after you ¶ ¶ His terrifying face will make you scream until you're blue ¶

¶ His breath was awfully stinky, it could knock over a rhino ¶ ¶ His hair was full of maggots ¶

it could knock over a rhino ¶ ¶ His hair was full of maggots ¶ ¶ And his ears dripped something

¶ His hair was full of maggots ¶ ¶ And his ears dripped something yellow ¶

¶ And his ears dripped something yellow ¶ ¶ I thought to myself,

yellow ¶ ¶ I thought to myself, "What could it be?" ¶

¶ I thought to myself, "What could it be?" ¶ ¶ His eyes were red

"What could it be?" ¶ ¶ His eyes were red from what I could see ¶

¶ His eyes were red from what I could see ¶ ¶ His arms were thicker

from what I could see ¶ ¶ His arms were thicker than a tree ¶

¶ His arms were thicker than a tree ¶ ¶ It scared the bananas

than a tree ¶ ¶ It scared the bananas out of me ¶

¶ It scared the bananas out of me ¶ ¶ The Big Bog Monster

out of me ¶ ¶ The Big Bog Monster is coming after you ¶

¶ The Big Bog Monster is coming after you ¶ ¶ His terrifying face will make

is coming after you ¶ ¶ His terrifying face will make you scream until you're blue ¶

¶ His terrifying face will make you scream until you're blue ¶ ¶ The Big Bog Monster

you scream until you're blue ¶ ¶ The Big Bog Monster is coming after you ¶

¶ The Big Bog Monster is coming after you ¶ ¶ You'd better run for cover ¶

is coming after you ¶ ¶ You'd better run for cover ¶ ¶ If he catches you,

¶ You'd better run for cover ¶ ¶ If he catches you, you're through ¶

¶ If he catches you, you're through ¶ ¶ The Big Bog Monster

you're through ¶ ¶ The Big Bog Monster is coming after you ¶

¶ The Big Bog Monster is coming after you ¶ Sharp teeth, beady eyes--

is coming after you ¶ Sharp teeth, beady eyes-- ¶ The Big Bog Monster

Sharp teeth, beady eyes-- ¶ The Big Bog Monster is coming after you ¶

¶ The Big Bog Monster is coming after you ¶ (Screaming)

is coming after you ¶ (Screaming) (Laughing)

(Screaming) (Laughing) >> DK is a scaredy cat!

(Laughing) >> DK is a scaredy cat! DK is a--

>> DK is a scaredy cat! DK is a-- >> It could have been the bog

DK is a-- >> It could have been the bog monster.

>> It could have been the bog monster. >> No, it couldn't because

monster. >> No, it couldn't because there's nothing in this forest

>> No, it couldn't because there's nothing in this forest but you and me.

there's nothing in this forest but you and me. (Both screaming)

but you and me. (Both screaming) >> DK, back to the cabin,

(Both screaming) >> DK, back to the cabin, pronto!

>> DK, back to the cabin, pronto! >> But we haven't found the Well

pronto! >> But we haven't found the Well of Woe yet.

>> But we haven't found the Well of Woe yet. >> There is no Well of Woe, you

of Woe yet. >> There is no Well of Woe, you knucklehead.

>> There is no Well of Woe, you knucklehead. I made it up to teach you two

knucklehead. I made it up to teach you two goons a lesson!

I made it up to teach you two goons a lesson! >> BOTH: A practical joke?

goons a lesson! >> BOTH: A practical joke? >> You mean, the amulet isn't

>> BOTH: A practical joke? >> You mean, the amulet isn't even evil?

>> You mean, the amulet isn't even evil? >> It's junk!

even evil? >> It's junk! Never mind that!

>> It's junk! Never mind that! Skurvy and his henchmen are on

Never mind that! Skurvy and his henchmen are on the island!

Skurvy and his henchmen are on the island! You gotta hurry before--

the island! You gotta hurry before-- Oh, no!

You gotta hurry before-- Oh, no! >> Cranky, what's wrong?

Oh, no! >> Cranky, what's wrong? >> The Crystal Coconut!

>> Cranky, what's wrong? >> The Crystal Coconut! Someone must be messing with

>> The Crystal Coconut! Someone must be messing with it!

Someone must be messing with it! It can only be--

it! It can only be-- Skurvy!

(Panting) >> Hold it right there, soldiers!

>> Hold it right there, soldiers! I demand you hand over that, um,

soldiers! I demand you hand over that, um, that magical thing-a-ma-jiggy!

I demand you hand over that, um, that magical thing-a-ma-jiggy! >> Give it to him.

that magical thing-a-ma-jiggy! >> Give it to him. It's worthless anyway.

>> Give it to him. It's worthless anyway. >> Okay, here you go.

It's worthless anyway. >> Okay, here you go. We're leaving now.

>> Okay, here you go. We're leaving now. We don't want to be eaten by the

We're leaving now. We don't want to be eaten by the bog monster.

We don't want to be eaten by the bog monster. >> Did you see that?

bog monster. >> Did you see that? I am a military genius!

>> Did you see that? I am a military genius! What do you say, Krusha?

I am a military genius! What do you say, Krusha? >> What's a bog monster?

What do you say, Krusha? >> What's a bog monster? >> Oh, it's a big, ugly, hairy

>> What's a bog monster? >> Oh, it's a big, ugly, hairy beast that eats anything in

>> Oh, it's a big, ugly, hairy beast that eats anything in sight--

beast that eats anything in sight-- (Gasping)

>> Don't worry, I'm here! The Crystal Coconut is-- (Gasping)

The Crystal Coconut is-- (Gasping) >> Gone!

(Gasping) >> Gone! >> FUNKY: Too late, hero dudes!

>> Gone! >> FUNKY: Too late, hero dudes! The scum dudes with bad karma

>> FUNKY: Too late, hero dudes! The scum dudes with bad karma already took it!

The scum dudes with bad karma already took it! >> But if Skurvy has it, then

already took it! >> But if Skurvy has it, then he's probably on his ship

>> But if Skurvy has it, then he's probably on his ship getting ready to set sail!

he's probably on his ship getting ready to set sail! >> And if he's got the Crystal

getting ready to set sail! >> And if he's got the Crystal Coconut, then he's got--

>> And if he's got the Crystal Coconut, then he's got-- Cranky!

Coconut, then he's got-- Cranky! >> We've got to bust a move, DK!

Cranky! >> We've got to bust a move, DK! >> Funky's plane!

>> We've got to bust a move, DK! >> Funky's plane! (Engine whirring)

>> Funky's plane! (Engine whirring) >> BOTH: Whoa!

(Engine whirring) >> BOTH: Whoa! Wah!

>> BOTH: Whoa! Wah! Aah!

Wah! Aah! >> Copasetic, dude.

>> What the-- Where am I? Hey, what's all my stuff doing

Where am I? Hey, what's all my stuff doing here?

Hey, what's all my stuff doing here? >> Kutlass, Green Kroc!

here? >> Kutlass, Green Kroc! Load the rest of the booty and

>> Kutlass, Green Kroc! Load the rest of the booty and prepare to set sail!

Load the rest of the booty and prepare to set sail! >> Skurvy-- he's got the Crystal

prepare to set sail! >> Skurvy-- he's got the Crystal Coconut!

>> Skurvy-- he's got the Crystal Coconut! Donkey Kong better get here soon

Coconut! Donkey Kong better get here soon or I'm stuck with these goons.

Donkey Kong better get here soon or I'm stuck with these goons. >> All right, you

or I'm stuck with these goons. >> All right, you knuckle-dragging throwbacks,

>> All right, you knuckle-dragging throwbacks, hand over the Coconut!

knuckle-dragging throwbacks, hand over the Coconut! >> FUNKY: Too late, villain dude

hand over the Coconut! >> FUNKY: Too late, villain dude number two.

>> FUNKY: Too late, villain dude number two. Pirate villain dude number one

number two. Pirate villain dude number one beat you to it.

Pirate villain dude number one beat you to it. >> Of all the low-down, dirty,

beat you to it. >> Of all the low-down, dirty, rotten, yellow-bellied, slime

>> Of all the low-down, dirty, rotten, yellow-bellied, slime sucking tricks!

rotten, yellow-bellied, slime sucking tricks! That was my idea.

sucking tricks! That was my idea. (Sighing)

That was my idea. (Sighing) >> This negative stuff is

(Sighing) >> This negative stuff is bumming me out big time.

>> This negative stuff is bumming me out big time. >> Well, I'll just steal it

bumming me out big time. >> Well, I'll just steal it back.

>> Well, I'll just steal it back. After all, there's nothing

back. After all, there's nothing Skurvy has that I don't have.

After all, there's nothing Skurvy has that I don't have. >> Except a hand cannon!

Skurvy has that I don't have. >> Except a hand cannon! >> Uh--

>> Except a hand cannon! >> Uh-- Well, then, I'll need

>> Uh-- Well, then, I'll need reinforcements, won't I?

>> Oh, it's the bog monster! >> Oh, don't be silly. Any half-wit can tell the

>> Oh, don't be silly. Any half-wit can tell the difference between a plane

Any half-wit can tell the difference between a plane engine and a bog monster!

difference between a plane engine and a bog monster! (Rustling)

engine and a bog monster! (Rustling) Whereas that is clearly a bog

(Rustling) Whereas that is clearly a bog monster!

Whereas that is clearly a bog monster! (Screaming)

monster! (Screaming) >> Get out of there this

(Screaming) >> Get out of there this instant!

>> Get out of there this instant! We need to get the Crystal

instant! We need to get the Crystal Coconut!

We need to get the Crystal Coconut! >> I have something better, sir!

Coconut! >> I have something better, sir! I've retrieved the amulet!

>> I have something better, sir! I've retrieved the amulet! >> That piece of junk is as

I've retrieved the amulet! >> That piece of junk is as useless as you are!

>> That piece of junk is as useless as you are! >> Oh no, sir.

useless as you are! >> Oh no, sir. It's magical, mysterious.

>> Oh no, sir. It's magical, mysterious. >> Only a complete moron would

It's magical, mysterious. >> Only a complete moron would believe that!

>> Only a complete moron would believe that! >> SKURVY: Button down the

believe that! >> SKURVY: Button down the hatches, maties!

(Laughing) >> K. ROOL: Who cares that the pirates have the coconut?

>> K. ROOL: Who cares that the pirates have the coconut? After all, it's really this

pirates have the coconut? After all, it's really this mysterious, magical amulet

After all, it's really this mysterious, magical amulet that's the real power source.

mysterious, magical amulet that's the real power source. >> More booty.

that's the real power source. >> More booty. If only I knew where to find it.

>> More booty. If only I knew where to find it. >> I just hope they don't come

If only I knew where to find it. >> I just hope they don't come to the Forbidden Forest to lok

>> I just hope they don't come to the Forbidden Forest to lok for it!

to the Forbidden Forest to lok for it! (Laughing)

for it! (Laughing) >> Thar's no smarter pirate than

(Laughing) >> Thar's no smarter pirate than me.

>> Thar's no smarter pirate than me. (Engine zooming)

me. (Engine zooming) (Screeching)

(Engine zooming) (Screeching) >> Get your furry butts back up

(Screeching) >> Get your furry butts back up there and follow Skurvy!

>> Get your furry butts back up there and follow Skurvy! He just left to meet K. Rool and

there and follow Skurvy! He just left to meet K. Rool and he's got the Crystal Coconut!

He just left to meet K. Rool and he's got the Crystal Coconut! >> Where to, C-man?

he's got the Crystal Coconut! >> Where to, C-man? Uh, Cranky?

>> Where to, C-man? Uh, Cranky? >> To the Forbidden Forest--

Uh, Cranky? >> To the Forbidden Forest-- hurry!

>> To the Forbidden Forest-- hurry! >> No can do.

hurry! >> No can do. >> Oh, not again!

>> No can do. >> Oh, not again! >> What are you talking about?

>> Oh, not again! >> What are you talking about? >> When DK was a kid, he thinks

>> What are you talking about? >> When DK was a kid, he thinks he saw a bog monster.

>> When DK was a kid, he thinks he saw a bog monster. >> I didn't think!

he saw a bog monster. >> I didn't think! I saw!

>> I didn't think! I saw! >> There's no such thing as bog

I saw! >> There's no such thing as bog monsters!

>> There's no such thing as bog monsters! >> Oh, yeah?

monsters! >> Oh, yeah? Tell that to the one I saw!

>> Oh, yeah? Tell that to the one I saw! >> That was me that day, you big

Tell that to the one I saw! >> That was me that day, you big goof!

>> That was me that day, you big goof! >> What?

goof! >> What? >> I told you to stay out of the

>> What? >> I told you to stay out of the Forbidden Forest, but you

>> I told you to stay out of the Forbidden Forest, but you wouldn't listen.

Forbidden Forest, but you wouldn't listen. So, I had to find some way to

wouldn't listen. So, I had to find some way to make you stop!

So, I had to find some way to make you stop! >> So, there is no bog monster?

make you stop! >> So, there is no bog monster? >> That's what I've been telling

>> So, there is no bog monster? >> That's what I've been telling you all along!

>> That's what I've been telling you all along! So, can we go now?

you all along! So, can we go now? >> We sure can, little buddy.

So, can we go now? >> We sure can, little buddy. There's nothing to be scared of

>> We sure can, little buddy. There's nothing to be scared of now.

There's nothing to be scared of now. >> Arr, okay, you lard bag land

now. >> Arr, okay, you lard bag land lover.

>> Arr, okay, you lard bag land lover. Hand over the amulet!

lover. Hand over the amulet! >> Oh, no!

Hand over the amulet! >> Oh, no! It's a nasty old pirate!

>> Oh, no! It's a nasty old pirate! Okay, you win!

It's a nasty old pirate! Okay, you win! >> I be wanting all the booty!

Okay, you win! >> I be wanting all the booty! The Crystal Coconut, too.

>> I be wanting all the booty! The Crystal Coconut, too. Give it over!

The Crystal Coconut, too. Give it over! >> I would, but your hands are

Give it over! >> I would, but your hands are full.

>> I would, but your hands are full. Allow me to relieve you of the

full. Allow me to relieve you of the hand cannon.

Allow me to relieve you of the hand cannon. >> Oh, why, thank you, mate.

hand cannon. >> Oh, why, thank you, mate. >> All right, you uneducated

>> Oh, why, thank you, mate. >> All right, you uneducated piece of vermin--

>> All right, you uneducated piece of vermin-- >> Arr!

piece of vermin-- >> Arr! That be a nasty trick.

>> Arr! That be a nasty trick. >> Are you sure this is going to

That be a nasty trick. >> Are you sure this is going to work?

>> Are you sure this is going to work? >> It fooled me, didn't it?

Just wait for my cue, then do your stuff. >> So, you hand over the cannon

your stuff. >> So, you hand over the cannon and I give you the amulet?

>> So, you hand over the cannon and I give you the amulet? >> No, keep the cannon!

and I give you the amulet? >> No, keep the cannon! I only want the Crystal Coconut!

>> No, keep the cannon! I only want the Crystal Coconut! >> Who gets the amulet?

I only want the Crystal Coconut! >> Who gets the amulet? >> Who cares, you imbecile!

>> Who gets the amulet? >> Who cares, you imbecile! >> Roar!

>> Who cares, you imbecile! >> Roar! >> Run for your lives!

>> Roar! >> Run for your lives! It's the bog monster!

>> Run for your lives! It's the bog monster! >> BOTH: The bog monster!

It's the bog monster! >> BOTH: The bog monster! >> Run!

>> BOTH: The bog monster! >> Run! Run for your lives!

>> Run! Run for your lives! He'll get you!

Run for your lives! He'll get you! >> Who cares about the booty?

He'll get you! >> Who cares about the booty? Give me back me hand cannon!

>> Who cares about the booty? Give me back me hand cannon! >> And then there was one.

Give me back me hand cannon! >> And then there was one. (Laughing)

>> And then there was one. (Laughing) >> Run, run, run for your--

(Laughing) >> Run, run, run for your-- Huh?

>> Run, run, run for your-- Huh? >> Roar!

Huh? >> Roar! Uh-oh.

>> Roar! Uh-oh. >> Nice try, Donkey Kong.

Uh-oh. >> Nice try, Donkey Kong. But as you can see, the one with

>> Nice try, Donkey Kong. But as you can see, the one with the most toys wins.

But as you can see, the one with the most toys wins. And that's me!

the most toys wins. And that's me! >> Not for long.

And that's me! >> Not for long. >> Look at you standing there.

>> Not for long. >> Look at you standing there. So foolish, so helpless.

>> Look at you standing there. So foolish, so helpless. So pathetic.

So foolish, so helpless. So pathetic. You can't do anything because I

So pathetic. You can't do anything because I hold the ultimate power source!

You can't do anything because I hold the ultimate power source! >> Great job, little buddy.

hold the ultimate power source! >> Great job, little buddy. You sounded so convincing!

>> Great job, little buddy. You sounded so convincing! >> What are you talking about?

You sounded so convincing! >> What are you talking about? I was waiting for your cue.

>> What are you talking about? I was waiting for your cue. >> Aah!

I was waiting for your cue. >> Aah! (Laughing)

>> Aah! (Laughing) >> I knew he'd fall for it!

(Laughing) >> I knew he'd fall for it! (Rustling)

>> I knew he'd fall for it! (Rustling) Huh?

(Rustling) Huh? Aah!

Huh? Aah! The bog monster!

Aah! The bog monster! Aah!

The bog monster! Aah! >> Oh, no!

Aah! >> Oh, no! Krusha, look!

>> Oh, no! Krusha, look! The bog monster!

Krusha, look! The bog monster! He ate King K. Rool!

The bog monster! He ate King K. Rool! Everything 'cepting his head.

He ate King K. Rool! Everything 'cepting his head. >> You idiot!

Everything 'cepting his head. >> You idiot! Get me out of here!

>> You idiot! Get me out of here! (Roaring)

Get me out of here! (Roaring) >> Thanks to Diddy's bog monster

(Roaring) >> Thanks to Diddy's bog monster impression, it's not likely

>> Thanks to Diddy's bog monster impression, it's not likely we'll have to worry about seeing

impression, it's not likely we'll have to worry about seeing the pirates for a while.

we'll have to worry about seeing the pirates for a while. >> Bog monster?

the pirates for a while. >> Bog monster? I'm glad I'm over that.

>> Bog monster? I'm glad I'm over that. (Roaring)

I'm glad I'm over that. (Roaring) (All screaming)

(Roaring) (All screaming) >> Funky!

(All screaming) >> Funky! >> He's still in the barrel!

>> Funky! >> He's still in the barrel! (Thudding)

>> He's still in the barrel! (Thudding) >> Funky, are you okay?

(Thudding) >> Funky, are you okay? >> Maxed and relaxed.

>> Funky, are you okay? >> Maxed and relaxed. All those negative vibes burned

>> Maxed and relaxed. All those negative vibes burned me out, so I decided to just

All those negative vibes burned me out, so I decided to just chill and clock some Z's.

me out, so I decided to just chill and clock some Z's. Hey, little dude!

chill and clock some Z's. Hey, little dude! You found my hood ornament!

Hey, little dude! You found my hood ornament! >> ALL: Hood ornament?

You found my hood ornament! >> ALL: Hood ornament? >> I lost it on my last barrel

>> ALL: Hood ornament? >> I lost it on my last barrel run, but now I got it back!

>> I lost it on my last barrel run, but now I got it back! Ha ha!

run, but now I got it back! Ha ha! That's karma!

Ha ha! That's karma! >> What goes around, comes

That's karma! >> What goes around, comes around.

>> What goes around, comes around. >> You got it, dudes!

around. >> You got it, dudes! Later!

>> You got it, dudes! Later! (Laughing)

Later! (Laughing) >> Don't ya get it?

(Laughing) >> Don't ya get it? Now the joke's on us!

>> Don't ya get it? Now the joke's on us! (Both laughing)

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