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¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out, time to go ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out, time to go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out, time to go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ ¶ Ooh ¶

¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out, time to go ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out, time to go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out, time to go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶

¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶

¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

>> DONKEY KONG: 99, 100! 100 strokes before bedtime makes for a beautiful head of fluffy

100 strokes before bedtime makes for a beautiful head of fluffy fur!

for a beautiful head of fluffy fur! Looking good, DK!

fur! Looking good, DK! Now, for a warm glass of coconut

Looking good, DK! Now, for a warm glass of coconut milk, and beddy-byes, here I--

Now, for a warm glass of coconut milk, and beddy-byes, here I-- (Doorbell ringing)

milk, and beddy-byes, here I-- (Doorbell ringing) Hmm?

(Doorbell ringing) Hmm? Kind of late for someone to be

Hmm? Kind of late for someone to be ringing the doorbell.

(Clanging) Huh? A letter?

Huh? A letter? I bet I won that Mr. Gorgeous

A letter? I bet I won that Mr. Gorgeous Gorilla contest I entered!

I bet I won that Mr. Gorgeous Gorilla contest I entered! "The double curse of Bluebeard

Gorilla contest I entered! "The double curse of Bluebeard Baboon lies in these words, you

"The double curse of Bluebeard Baboon lies in these words, you see.

Baboon lies in these words, you see. Read them once, then read them

see. Read them once, then read them twice, and your island is

Read them once, then read them twice, and your island is history."

twice, and your island is history." Ooh, I got a bad feeling about

history." Ooh, I got a bad feeling about this!

>> Hey, Dix, whatcha doing? >> Waiting for Funky. He's taking me for my first

>> Waiting for Funky. He's taking me for my first flying lesson!

He's taking me for my first flying lesson! (Engine sputtering)

flying lesson! (Engine sputtering) Wow, Funky can practically do

(Engine sputtering) Wow, Funky can practically do that stuff in his sleep!

Wow, Funky can practically do that stuff in his sleep! (Engine sputtering)

that stuff in his sleep! (Engine sputtering) >> Funky?

(Engine sputtering) >> Funky? Wake up!

>> Funky? Wake up! >> Oh, no!

Wake up! >> Oh, no! >> Funky!

>> Oh, no! >> Funky! >> Dixie to Funky!

>> Funky! >> Dixie to Funky! Wake up!!!

>> Dixie to Funky! Wake up!!! >> Surface down!

Wake up!!! >> Surface down! Check out the awesome recovery!

>> Surface down! Check out the awesome recovery! >> You'll be the one in recovery

Check out the awesome recovery! >> You'll be the one in recovery if you try that again, Funky.

(Tires skidding)

>> Hi, Funky! Ready? >> I was born ready!

Ready? >> I was born ready! Question is, are you ready?

>> I was born ready! Question is, are you ready? (Giggling)

Question is, are you ready? (Giggling) >> You bet!

(Giggling) >> You bet! Let me start the engine!

>> You bet! Let me start the engine! >> Now, remember, dudette,

Let me start the engine! >> Now, remember, dudette, gliding the aerial tide is a

>> Now, remember, dudette, gliding the aerial tide is a cerebral journey into an altered

gliding the aerial tide is a cerebral journey into an altered state.

cerebral journey into an altered state. A totally inner voyage!

state. A totally inner voyage! (Engine starting)

A totally inner voyage! (Engine starting) >> This better be good, Klump!

(Engine starting) >> This better be good, Klump! I was a toe away from hopping

>> This better be good, Klump! I was a toe away from hopping into the de-scaling tub for a

I was a toe away from hopping into the de-scaling tub for a soak.

into the de-scaling tub for a soak. >> Tub be right!

soak. >> Tub be right! (Squawking)

>> Tub be right! (Squawking) Polly want a cracker!

(Squawking) Polly want a cracker! >> Grrr!

Polly want a cracker! >> Grrr! >> KLUMP: Simply put, King

>> Grrr! >> KLUMP: Simply put, King K. Rool, sir, I have devised a

>> KLUMP: Simply put, King K. Rool, sir, I have devised a foolproof plan to get the

K. Rool, sir, I have devised a foolproof plan to get the Crystal Coconut away from those

foolproof plan to get the Crystal Coconut away from those flea-festering apes!

Crystal Coconut away from those flea-festering apes! It's sinister!

flea-festering apes! It's sinister! It's diabolical!

It's sinister! It's diabolical! >> Well, let's hear it!

It's diabolical! >> Well, let's hear it! >> It's, uh, in code.

>> Well, let's hear it! >> It's, uh, in code. >> You can't decipher your own

>> It's, uh, in code. >> You can't decipher your own code?

>> You can't decipher your own code? >> Uh, I'll figure it out!

code? >> Uh, I'll figure it out! Just need a little time.

>> Uh, I'll figure it out! Just need a little time. A, uh, it could stand for

Just need a little time. A, uh, it could stand for "ambush," which might be the

A, uh, it could stand for "ambush," which might be the first stage of my operation.

"ambush," which might be the first stage of my operation. >> Ooh, ooh!

first stage of my operation. >> Ooh, ooh! >> What is it, Krusha?

>> Ooh, ooh! >> What is it, Krusha? >> Duh, A also stands for

>> What is it, Krusha? >> Duh, A also stands for "alligator."

>> Duh, A also stands for "alligator." >> Hmm, well, you may be onto

"alligator." >> Hmm, well, you may be onto something there, Krusha.

>> Hmm, well, you may be onto something there, Krusha. >> Oh!

something there, Krusha. >> Oh! >> I don't know if I be making

>> Oh! >> I don't know if I be making it through this.

>> I don't know if I be making it through this. >> And B stands for, uh,

it through this. >> And B stands for, uh, "battalion."

>> And B stands for, uh, "battalion." >> Oh, and-- and "blatoon"!

"battalion." >> Oh, and-- and "blatoon"! >> No, that's P, and it's

>> Oh, and-- and "blatoon"! >> No, that's P, and it's "pontoon"!

>> No, that's P, and it's "pontoon"! >> Caw, so, what thinks you

"pontoon"! >> Caw, so, what thinks you about Polly Roger sailing off,

>> Caw, so, what thinks you about Polly Roger sailing off, oh, to get you the coconut

about Polly Roger sailing off, oh, to get you the coconut his self?

oh, to get you the coconut his self? >> Get me the coconut, Polly

his self? >> Get me the coconut, Polly Roger, and you can ask for

>> Get me the coconut, Polly Roger, and you can ask for anything as a reward!

Roger, and you can ask for anything as a reward! >> Now, C, well, that could mean

anything as a reward! >> Now, C, well, that could mean "Crazy Ivan."

>> Now, C, well, that could mean "Crazy Ivan." >> Just hurry!

"Crazy Ivan." >> Just hurry! (Bird chirping)

>> Just hurry! (Bird chirping) (Rustling, glass rattling)

(Bird chirping) (Rustling, glass rattling) >> I know it's here!

(Rustling, glass rattling) >> I know it's here! It has to be.

>> I know it's here! It has to be. (Door opening)

It has to be. (Door opening) >> What has to be, Cranky?

(Door opening) >> What has to be, Cranky? >> You crazy baboon!

>> What has to be, Cranky? >> You crazy baboon! Can't you see I'm in the middle

>> You crazy baboon! Can't you see I'm in the middle of a cataclysmic disaster here?

Can't you see I'm in the middle of a cataclysmic disaster here? >> Well, you could use a maid

of a cataclysmic disaster here? >> Well, you could use a maid service.

>> Well, you could use a maid service. >> Not my housekeeping!

service. >> Not my housekeeping! This!

>> Not my housekeeping! This! >> Hey, I got one just like that

This! >> Hey, I got one just like that last night.

>> Hey, I got one just like that last night. (Diddy laughing)

last night. (Diddy laughing) >> Me too!

(Diddy laughing) >> Me too! Hey, I bet it's an invitation

>> Me too! Hey, I bet it's an invitation to--

Hey, I bet it's an invitation to-- >> No!

to-- >> No! My Great-Aunt Grouchy's Curses

>> No! My Great-Aunt Grouchy's Curses and Nifty Legends.

My Great-Aunt Grouchy's Curses and Nifty Legends. Legend says every 100 years, the

and Nifty Legends. Legend says every 100 years, the ghost of the pirate Bluebeard

Legend says every 100 years, the ghost of the pirate Bluebeard Baboon rises from the ocean

ghost of the pirate Bluebeard Baboon rises from the ocean depths to deliver the Curse of

Baboon rises from the ocean depths to deliver the Curse of the Double Doubloon!

depths to deliver the Curse of the Double Doubloon! You didn't read the letters,

the Double Doubloon! You didn't read the letters, did you?

You didn't read the letters, did you? >> No way, uh-uh!

did you? >> No way, uh-uh! I didn't have time.

>> No way, uh-uh! I didn't have time. Right, DK?

I didn't have time. Right, DK? >> Yeah.

Right, DK? >> Yeah. (Laughing nervously)

>> Yeah. (Laughing nervously) >> Donkey Kong!

(Laughing nervously) >> Donkey Kong! Tell me you didn't read it!

>> Donkey Kong! Tell me you didn't read it! >> Okay, I didn't.

Tell me you didn't read it! >> Okay, I didn't. (Sighing)

>> Okay, I didn't. (Sighing) But I did.

(Sighing) But I did. >> And that explains it!

But I did. >> And that explains it! (Banging staff on floor)

>> It's losing power! >> Darn-tooting it is! 'Cause you read the letter.

>> Darn-tooting it is! 'Cause you read the letter. Worst of it is, it's a double

'Cause you read the letter. Worst of it is, it's a double curse!

Worst of it is, it's a double curse! If it's read once more...

curse! If it's read once more... >> The Crystal Coconut goes out?

If it's read once more... >> The Crystal Coconut goes out? >> Yeah, and we all sink with

>> The Crystal Coconut goes out? >> Yeah, and we all sink with Kongo Bongo Island to the bottom

>> Yeah, and we all sink with Kongo Bongo Island to the bottom of the ocean, just like

Kongo Bongo Island to the bottom of the ocean, just like Bluebeard Baboon's ship did

of the ocean, just like Bluebeard Baboon's ship did 1000 years ago!

Bluebeard Baboon's ship did 1000 years ago! If we got letters, there's a

1000 years ago! If we got letters, there's a good chance every ape on the

If we got letters, there's a good chance every ape on the island got letters, too!

good chance every ape on the island got letters, too! >> Candy!

island got letters, too! >> Candy! >> (Gasping) Dixie!

>> Candy! >> (Gasping) Dixie! >> And Funky and Bluster!

>> (Gasping) Dixie! >> And Funky and Bluster! ¶

>> And Funky and Bluster! ¶ ¶ Disaster strikes our island

¶ ¶ Disaster strikes our island if this dreaded curse comes

¶ Disaster strikes our island if this dreaded curse comes true ¶

if this dreaded curse comes true ¶ ¶ There will be no Kongo Bongo

true ¶ ¶ There will be no Kongo Bongo and no bananas too ¶

¶ There will be no Kongo Bongo and no bananas too ¶ ¶ Who knows how many got this

and no bananas too ¶ ¶ Who knows how many got this note and understood its power ¶

¶ Who knows how many got this note and understood its power ¶ ¶ To anyone who reads it twice,

note and understood its power ¶ ¶ To anyone who reads it twice, this could be our darkest hour ¶

¶ To anyone who reads it twice, this could be our darkest hour ¶ ¶ It's the Dreading Double

this could be our darkest hour ¶ ¶ It's the Dreading Double Blah-blah Cursed Double Dabble

¶ It's the Dreading Double Blah-blah Cursed Double Dabble Dooby-doo ¶

Blah-blah Cursed Double Dabble Dooby-doo ¶ >> No, you're saying it wrong!

Dooby-doo ¶ >> No, you're saying it wrong! It's Bluebeard Baboon's Curse of

>> No, you're saying it wrong! It's Bluebeard Baboon's Curse of the Double Doubloon!

It's Bluebeard Baboon's Curse of the Double Doubloon! ¶ The secret of the double curse

the Double Doubloon! ¶ The secret of the double curse lies in the words, you see ¶

¶ The secret of the double curse lies in the words, you see ¶ ¶ If you read them once,

lies in the words, you see ¶ ¶ If you read them once, then read them twice ¶

¶ If you read them once, then read them twice ¶ ¶ Then we'll all be history ¶

then read them twice ¶ ¶ Then we'll all be history ¶ ¶ There's danger in the jungle

¶ Then we'll all be history ¶ ¶ There's danger in the jungle and it's causing a commotion ¶

¶ There's danger in the jungle and it's causing a commotion ¶ ¶ The island that we know and

and it's causing a commotion ¶ ¶ The island that we know and love will sink into the ocean ¶

¶ The island that we know and love will sink into the ocean ¶ ¶ It's the dreadle-- double--

love will sink into the ocean ¶ ¶ It's the dreadle-- double-- fear boo cursing double wahoo

¶ It's the dreadle-- double-- fear boo cursing double wahoo of Blue Suede Shoe ¶

fear boo cursing double wahoo of Blue Suede Shoe ¶ >> No, you're saying it wrong!

of Blue Suede Shoe ¶ >> No, you're saying it wrong! It's Bluebeard Baboon's Curse of

>> No, you're saying it wrong! It's Bluebeard Baboon's Curse of the Double Doubloon!

It's Bluebeard Baboon's Curse of the Double Doubloon! ¶ There's trouble in the jungle

the Double Doubloon! ¶ There's trouble in the jungle and we better solve it soon ¶

¶ There's trouble in the jungle and we better solve it soon ¶ ¶ With Bluebeard's curse,

and we better solve it soon ¶ ¶ With Bluebeard's curse, things go bad to worse ¶

¶ With Bluebeard's curse, things go bad to worse ¶ ¶ It looks like we're all

things go bad to worse ¶ ¶ It looks like we're all doomed ¶

¶ It looks like we're all doomed ¶ >> Let's go, little buddy!

doomed ¶ >> Let's go, little buddy! >> I'm with you, DK!

>> Let's go, little buddy! >> I'm with you, DK! >> While you try and get the

>> I'm with you, DK! >> While you try and get the letters, I'll see if Great-Aunt

>> While you try and get the letters, I'll see if Great-Aunt Grouchy has any suggestions.

>> So, any further along with your clever plan, Klump? >> Heh, yeah, making headway,

your clever plan, Klump? >> Heh, yeah, making headway, uh, King K. Rool, sir.

>> Heh, yeah, making headway, uh, King K. Rool, sir. So far, we've managed to decode

uh, King K. Rool, sir. So far, we've managed to decode "assault," "like lightning,"

So far, we've managed to decode "assault," "like lightning," "night raid," "no prisoners,"

"assault," "like lightning," "night raid," "no prisoners," and "running shoe."

"night raid," "no prisoners," and "running shoe." >> Running shoe?

and "running shoe." >> Running shoe? >> Uh, now, it might be

>> Running shoe? >> Uh, now, it might be "rooster," but that would change

>> Uh, now, it might be "rooster," but that would change everything we've got so far.

"rooster," but that would change everything we've got so far. >> It's at times like this that

everything we've got so far. >> It's at times like this that I find I must ask myself again

>> It's at times like this that I find I must ask myself again and again, "Do I really want the

I find I must ask myself again and again, "Do I really want the Crystal Coconut this badly?"

and again, "Do I really want the Crystal Coconut this badly?" Ugh!

Crystal Coconut this badly?" Ugh! (Phone ringing)

Ugh! (Phone ringing) >> CRANKY: Hello?

(Phone ringing) >> CRANKY: Hello? Great-Aunt Grouchy!

>> CRANKY: Hello? Great-Aunt Grouchy! It's me, Cranky!

Great-Aunt Grouchy! It's me, Cranky! (Great-Aunt Grouchy, muffled)

It's me, Cranky! (Great-Aunt Grouchy, muffled) Your favourite nephew, that's

(Great-Aunt Grouchy, muffled) Your favourite nephew, that's who.

Your favourite nephew, that's who. Listen, Great-Aunt Grouchy, I

who. Listen, Great-Aunt Grouchy, I need to know about Baboon's

Listen, Great-Aunt Grouchy, I need to know about Baboon's Double Doubloon curse.

need to know about Baboon's Double Doubloon curse. (Muffled response)

Double Doubloon curse. (Muffled response) No, curse!

(Muffled response) No, curse! (Muffled response)

No, curse! (Muffled response) No, C-U--

(Muffled response) No, C-U-- (Muffle response)

No, C-U-- (Muffle response) "See you"?

(Muffle response) "See you"? No, don't hang up!

>> Hey, maybe I can use Funky's radio like Dixie did to warn them about the letters!

radio like Dixie did to warn them about the letters! >> Worth a try, little buddy.

them about the letters! >> Worth a try, little buddy. >> Doing great, Dix!

>> Worth a try, little buddy. >> Doing great, Dix! >> DIDDY: Dixie, can you hear

>> Doing great, Dix! >> DIDDY: Dixie, can you hear me?

>> DIDDY: Dixie, can you hear me? >> Hey, Dids, whatcha doing?

me? >> Hey, Dids, whatcha doing? Over!

>> Hey, Dids, whatcha doing? Over! >> Tell 'em don't read the

Over! >> Tell 'em don't read the letters!

>> Tell 'em don't read the letters! >> (Signal cutting out)

letters! >> (Signal cutting out) ... read... letters!

>> (Signal cutting out) ... read... letters! >> I think he wants us to--

... read... letters! >> I think he wants us to-- to read our mail?

>> I think he wants us to-- to read our mail? >> Good idea, Diddy-dude!

to read our mail? >> Good idea, Diddy-dude! Can't get slack with the fans.

>> Good idea, Diddy-dude! Can't get slack with the fans. One for me, and one for you!

Can't get slack with the fans. One for me, and one for you! I'll read yours first, Dixie.

One for me, and one for you! I'll read yours first, Dixie. >> Ahh!

I'll read yours first, Dixie. >> Ahh! He's reading the letters!

>> Ahh! He's reading the letters! >> They can't read the letters!

He's reading the letters! >> They can't read the letters! >> No!

>> They can't read the letters! >> No! Don't...

>> No! Don't... ... read letters!

Don't... ... read letters! >> I'm reading, I'm reading!

... read letters! >> I'm reading, I'm reading! "The Double Curse of Bluebeard

>> I'm reading, I'm reading! "The Double Curse of Bluebeard Baboon."

"The Double Curse of Bluebeard Baboon." >> DIXIE: Hey, Funky, watch

Baboon." >> DIXIE: Hey, Funky, watch this!

>> DIXIE: Hey, Funky, watch this! >> FUNKY: Whoa!

this! >> FUNKY: Whoa! (Dixie giggling)

>> Diddy, Diddy! I got it, I got it! I got it!

I got it, I got it! I got it! >> I got it, I got it!

I got it! >> I got it, I got it! >> DONKEY: I got it!

>> I got it, I got it! >> DONKEY: I got it! >> DIDDY: I got it!

>> DONKEY: I got it! >> DIDDY: I got it! >> DONKEY: I got it!

>> DIDDY: I got it! >> DONKEY: I got it! >> DIDDY: I got it!

>> DONKEY: I got it! >> DIDDY: I got it! (Crashing)

>> (Weakly) Banana slamma...

>> Two down, three to go.

>> CRANKY: Yes, yes, I'll call you on your birthday, but right now, I need--

you on your birthday, but right now, I need-- (Great-Aunt Grouchy, muffled)

now, I need-- (Great-Aunt Grouchy, muffled) The curse?

(Great-Aunt Grouchy, muffled) The curse? Yes.

The curse? Yes. There's a spell to cancel the

Yes. There's a spell to cancel the curse.

There's a spell to cancel the curse. (Muffled response)

curse. (Muffled response) In your book?

(Muffled response) In your book? (Muffled response)

In your book? (Muffled response) Why didn't you tell me that in

(Muffled response) Why didn't you tell me that in the first place?

Why didn't you tell me that in the first place? (Muffle response)

the first place? (Muffle response) Okay, thanks, I will.

(Muffle response) Okay, thanks, I will. Goodbye!

Okay, thanks, I will. Goodbye! (Muffled response)

Goodbye! (Muffled response) I said goodbye!

(Muffled response) I said goodbye! You got to love Great-Aunt

I said goodbye! You got to love Great-Aunt Grouchy.

You got to love Great-Aunt Grouchy. Now, to put an end to this

Grouchy. Now, to put an end to this curse-- hey, beat it!

Now, to put an end to this curse-- hey, beat it! You pesky parrot!

curse-- hey, beat it! You pesky parrot! (Crashing, glass breaking)

You pesky parrot! (Crashing, glass breaking) >> Squawk, all right, then!

(Crashing, glass breaking) >> Squawk, all right, then! You be keeping your coconut,

>> Squawk, all right, then! You be keeping your coconut, but I be keeping my feathers!

You be keeping your coconut, but I be keeping my feathers! And this lovely parting gift!

but I be keeping my feathers! And this lovely parting gift! >> Stop that!

And this lovely parting gift! >> Stop that! Give that back, you two-bit

>> Stop that! Give that back, you two-bit toucan.

Give that back, you two-bit toucan. >> Aw, the only thing that be

toucan. >> Aw, the only thing that be worse than not getting what

>> Aw, the only thing that be worse than not getting what you're after, be going back to

worse than not getting what you're after, be going back to his lizardship empty-handed.

you're after, be going back to his lizardship empty-handed. >> Of course, I still have the

his lizardship empty-handed. >> Of course, I still have the Crystal Coconut.

>> Of course, I still have the Crystal Coconut. I can hologram to Donkey Kong,

Crystal Coconut. I can hologram to Donkey Kong, and he can get the book back

I can hologram to Donkey Kong, and he can get the book back from Polly!

and he can get the book back from Polly! I sure hope there's enough power

from Polly! I sure hope there's enough power left to take me where I need

I sure hope there's enough power left to take me where I need to--

left to take me where I need to-- Uh-oh, wrong place.

to-- Uh-oh, wrong place. I was afraid this would happe.

Uh-oh, wrong place. I was afraid this would happe. >> Cranky!

I was afraid this would happe. >> Cranky! (Cranky screaming)

>> Cranky! (Cranky screaming) >> DONKEY, DIDDY: Candy!

(Cranky screaming) >> DONKEY, DIDDY: Candy! (Panting)

>> DONKEY, DIDDY: Candy! (Panting) >> Stop!

(Panting) >> Stop! Whatever you do, you can't read

>> Stop! Whatever you do, you can't read that letter.

Whatever you do, you can't read that letter. >> Why so worried over a little

that letter. >> Why so worried over a little letter, Donkey Kong?

>> Why so worried over a little letter, Donkey Kong? Think I have a secret admirer?

letter, Donkey Kong? Think I have a secret admirer? >> No, it's the dread Double

Think I have a secret admirer? >> No, it's the dread Double Bubloon Curse, the Bloom of

>> No, it's the dread Double Bubloon Curse, the Bloom of Bugga-Blue!

Bubloon Curse, the Bloom of Bugga-Blue! >> Let's see what it says.

Bugga-Blue! >> Let's see what it says. >> We're on the level, Candy!

>> Let's see what it says. >> We're on the level, Candy! >> Oh, no, you don't.

>> We're on the level, Candy! >> Oh, no, you don't. And you don't either, Diddy.

>> Oh, no, you don't. And you don't either, Diddy. "The Double Curse of Bluebeard

And you don't either, Diddy. "The Double Curse of Bluebeard Baboon--"

"The Double Curse of Bluebeard Baboon--" >> Don't read it, Candy!

Baboon--" >> Don't read it, Candy! >> "--lies in these words, you

>> Don't read it, Candy! >> "--lies in these words, you see.

>> "--lies in these words, you see. Read them once, then--"

see. Read them once, then--" >> FUNKY: Hey, watch your lids,

Read them once, then--" >> FUNKY: Hey, watch your lids, dudes!

>> FUNKY: Hey, watch your lids, dudes! >> Ahh!

>> I'm gonna line my porch with your fur if you do that again, Funky!

your fur if you do that again, Funky! Hey!

Funky! Hey! Where's my letter?

Hey! Where's my letter? >> Great-Aunt Grouchy's Curses

Where's my letter? >> Great-Aunt Grouchy's Curses And... Nifty Legends?

>> Great-Aunt Grouchy's Curses And... Nifty Legends? You were supposed to bring me

And... Nifty Legends? You were supposed to bring me the Crystal Coconut!

You were supposed to bring me the Crystal Coconut! (Squawking)

the Crystal Coconut! (Squawking) >> This be even better.

(Squawking) >> This be even better. I skimmed through it on the way

>> This be even better. I skimmed through it on the way back, and there be a ship-load

I skimmed through it on the way back, and there be a ship-load of interesting stuff in there!

back, and there be a ship-load of interesting stuff in there! >> Like what?!

of interesting stuff in there! >> Like what?! >> Feast your peepers on this.

>> Like what?! >> Feast your peepers on this. Squawk!

>> Feast your peepers on this. Squawk! "Got a lizard that's gabby and

Squawk! "Got a lizard that's gabby and flabby?

"Got a lizard that's gabby and flabby? Noose that sucker, and no more

flabby? Noose that sucker, and no more blabby!"

Noose that sucker, and no more blabby!" >> It could also be code for--

>> Incredible. >> Caw, the spell? >> The silence!

>> Caw, the spell? >> The silence! >> Caw!

>> The silence! >> Caw! So, about my reward?

>> Caw! So, about my reward? >> Hmm, let's see what else

So, about my reward? >> Hmm, let's see what else Great-Aunt Grouchy has up her

>> Hmm, let's see what else Great-Aunt Grouchy has up her simian sleeve.

Great-Aunt Grouchy has up her simian sleeve. Ooh, ooh!

simian sleeve. Ooh, ooh! This one sounds good.

Ooh, ooh! This one sounds good. "Sunrise to sunset,

This one sounds good. "Sunrise to sunset, a bunny hop, a pirouette."

"Sunrise to sunset, a bunny hop, a pirouette." (K. Rool laughing)

a bunny hop, a pirouette." (K. Rool laughing) >> I find this most amusing.

(K. Rool laughing) >> I find this most amusing. (Squawking)

>> I find this most amusing. (Squawking) >> Avast, swamp-breath!

(Squawking) >> Avast, swamp-breath! You be listening to Polly?

>> Avast, swamp-breath! You be listening to Polly? >> I said you could ask for

You be listening to Polly? >> I said you could ask for anything, but I'll give you

>> I said you could ask for anything, but I'll give you this.

anything, but I'll give you this. "Gimme, gimme, never gets.

this. "Gimme, gimme, never gets. Don't you know your yodels yet?"

"Gimme, gimme, never gets. Don't you know your yodels yet?" (Squawking)

Don't you know your yodels yet?" (Squawking) >> ¶ Yodel-ay hee-hoo ¶

(Squawking) >> ¶ Yodel-ay hee-hoo ¶ (Laughing)

>> ¶ Yodel-ay hee-hoo ¶ (Laughing) >> I can't believe this!

(Laughing) >> I can't believe this! I'm actually having fun!

>> I can't believe this! I'm actually having fun! (Polly yodeling)

I'm actually having fun! (Polly yodeling) Now, don't just stand there,

(Polly yodeling) Now, don't just stand there, Klump.

Now, don't just stand there, Klump. "Hiccup here, hiccup there.

Klump. "Hiccup here, hiccup there. Jumping Jacks in the air!"

"Hiccup here, hiccup there. Jumping Jacks in the air!" (K. Rool laughing)

Jumping Jacks in the air!" (K. Rool laughing) >> Bah!

(K. Rool laughing) >> Bah! That bird!

>> Bah! That bird! Aunt Grouchy's book!

That bird! Aunt Grouchy's book! K. Rool!

Aunt Grouchy's book! K. Rool! >> If I can do this to them,

K. Rool! >> If I can do this to them, imagine what I can do to those

>> If I can do this to them, imagine what I can do to those abominable apes!

imagine what I can do to those abominable apes! >> Got to find Donkey Kong fast!

>> I wonder what this could be. Looks official! Perhaps it's informing me that

Looks official! Perhaps it's informing me that I won some sort of big prize!

Perhaps it's informing me that I won some sort of big prize! >> DONKEY KONG: Bluster!

I won some sort of big prize! >> DONKEY KONG: Bluster! Stop, wait, no!

>> DONKEY KONG: Bluster! Stop, wait, no! >> What's gotten into those

Stop, wait, no! >> What's gotten into those babbling baboons now?

>> What's gotten into those babbling baboons now? >> The letter!

babbling baboons now? >> The letter! Give it to us!

>> The letter! Give it to us! (Gasping)

Give it to us! (Gasping) >> They want my prize!

(Gasping) >> They want my prize! Good news travels fast, but I

>> They want my prize! Good news travels fast, but I travel faster.

Good news travels fast, but I travel faster. >> Oh, no!

travel faster. >> Oh, no! Now what, DK?

>> Oh, no! Now what, DK? If Bluster reads that letter...

Now what, DK? If Bluster reads that letter... >> Kongo Bongo is doomed.

>> Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga! Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga! Woo-woo!

Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga! Woo-woo! (Laughing)

Woo-woo! (Laughing) (Klump, Krusha giggling)

¶

¶ With this book of spells I will unleash an ancient power ¶ ¶ I can cause disaster ¶

will unleash an ancient power ¶ ¶ I can cause disaster ¶ ¶ Bring down mountains

¶ I can cause disaster ¶ ¶ Bring down mountains or make flowers ¶

¶ Bring down mountains or make flowers ¶ ¶ All the gators in the land

or make flowers ¶ ¶ All the gators in the land will rejoice and sing ¶

¶ All the gators in the land will rejoice and sing ¶ ¶ When I make the apes of

will rejoice and sing ¶ ¶ When I make the apes of Kongo Bongo

¶ When I make the apes of Kongo Bongo puppets on a string ¶

Kongo Bongo puppets on a string ¶ ¶ They'll be spellbound ¶

puppets on a string ¶ ¶ They'll be spellbound ¶ ¶ And in my power ¶

¶ They'll be spellbound ¶ ¶ And in my power ¶ ¶ I'll shrink them down

¶ And in my power ¶ ¶ I'll shrink them down to size ¶

¶ I'll shrink them down to size ¶ ¶ And then I'll swat them all

to size ¶ ¶ And then I'll swat them all like flies ¶

¶ And then I'll swat them all like flies ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong will file

like flies ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong will file my claws ¶

¶ Donkey Kong will file my claws ¶ ¶ I'll make him oil my feet ¶

my claws ¶ ¶ I'll make him oil my feet ¶ ¶ I'll turn bananas into

¶ I'll make him oil my feet ¶ ¶ I'll turn bananas into cheese ¶

¶ I'll turn bananas into cheese ¶ ¶ There'll be nothing left

cheese ¶ ¶ There'll be nothing left to eat ¶

¶ There'll be nothing left to eat ¶ ¶ I'll freeze Cranky's hologram

to eat ¶ ¶ I'll freeze Cranky's hologram and then I'll stuff him in

¶ I'll freeze Cranky's hologram and then I'll stuff him in a jar ¶

and then I'll stuff him in a jar ¶ ¶ I'll use him as a nightlight

a jar ¶ ¶ I'll use him as a nightlight on the wall in my boudoir ¶

¶ I'll use him as a nightlight on the wall in my boudoir ¶ ¶ Ruler of the universe ¶

on the wall in my boudoir ¶ ¶ Ruler of the universe ¶ ¶ I feel so sublime ¶

¶ Ruler of the universe ¶ ¶ I feel so sublime ¶ ¶ I'll hold out my stick ¶

¶ I feel so sublime ¶ ¶ I'll hold out my stick ¶ ¶ And let them limbo 1000

¶ I'll hold out my stick ¶ ¶ And let them limbo 1000 times ¶

¶ And let them limbo 1000 times ¶ ¶ They'll be spellbound ¶

times ¶ ¶ They'll be spellbound ¶ ¶ And in my power ¶

¶ They'll be spellbound ¶ ¶ And in my power ¶ ¶ I'll shrink them down

¶ And in my power ¶ ¶ I'll shrink them down to size ¶

¶ I'll shrink them down to size ¶ ¶ And then I'll swat them all

to size ¶ ¶ And then I'll swat them all like flies ¶

¶ And then I'll swat them all like flies ¶ ¶ They'll be spellbound ¶

like flies ¶ ¶ They'll be spellbound ¶ ¶ They'll run for cover ¶

¶ They'll be spellbound ¶ ¶ They'll run for cover ¶ ¶ I'll turn them into big-eared

¶ They'll run for cover ¶ ¶ I'll turn them into big-eared mice ¶

¶ I'll turn them into big-eared mice ¶ ¶ It won't be very nice ¶

mice ¶ ¶ It won't be very nice ¶ (Klump and Krusha babbling)

>> Oh, no sign of him, DK! Not one moustache hair! (Sniffing)

Not one moustache hair! (Sniffing) >> Wait a second, little buddy.

(Sniffing) >> Wait a second, little buddy. Am I mistaken, or does that

>> Wait a second, little buddy. Am I mistaken, or does that smell like...

Am I mistaken, or does that smell like... (Sniffing)

smell like... (Sniffing) Cheap cologne?

(Sniffing) Cheap cologne? >> Now that I've lost those two

Cheap cologne? >> Now that I've lost those two losers, time to see what my

>> Now that I've lost those two losers, time to see what my prize is!

losers, time to see what my prize is! "The Double Curse of Bluebeard

prize is! "The Double Curse of Bluebeard Baboon lies in these words, you

"The Double Curse of Bluebeard Baboon lies in these words, you see."

Baboon lies in these words, you see." >> Hey, Bluster!

see." >> Hey, Bluster! So, uh, tell me, how do you get

>> Hey, Bluster! So, uh, tell me, how do you get your hair so flat?

So, uh, tell me, how do you get your hair so flat? >> Stay right where you are!

your hair so flat? >> Stay right where you are! Make one move, and I'll... run.

>> Stay right where you are! Make one move, and I'll... run. Where's Donkey Kong?

Make one move, and I'll... run. Where's Donkey Kong? >> Donkey Kong?

Where's Donkey Kong? >> Donkey Kong? Oh, uh, just uh... hanging

>> Donkey Kong? Oh, uh, just uh... hanging around.

Oh, uh, just uh... hanging around. >> Well, I'm not sharing my

around. >> Well, I'm not sharing my prize with you, or anyone.

>> Well, I'm not sharing my prize with you, or anyone. It's all mine!

prize with you, or anyone. It's all mine! Whatever it is.

It's all mine! Whatever it is. Now, where was I?

Whatever it is. Now, where was I? "Read them once, and read

Now, where was I? "Read them once, and read them--"

"Read them once, and read them--" Huh?

them--" Huh? >> Like my little buddy said,

Huh? >> Like my little buddy said, just hanging around!

>> Like my little buddy said, just hanging around! Trust me, Bluster, all of us

just hanging around! Trust me, Bluster, all of us just won.

Trust me, Bluster, all of us just won. >> But it's my prize!

just won. >> But it's my prize! >> You did it, DK!

>> But it's my prize! >> You did it, DK! (Laughing)

>> You did it, DK! (Laughing) >> We did it, Diddy.

(Laughing) >> We did it, Diddy. Thanks for stalling him.

>> We did it, Diddy. Thanks for stalling him. No more curse, and no more

Thanks for stalling him. No more curse, and no more letters.

No more curse, and no more letters. Oh, we got 'em all!

letters. Oh, we got 'em all! >> Except one.

Oh, we got 'em all! >> Except one. >> BOTH: Huh?

>> Except one. >> BOTH: Huh? >> Mine.

¶

>> Gobble, gobble, cluck, cluck! This one always brings good luck.

This one always brings good luck. (Clucking like chicken)

(All clucking) (Clucking continues)

>> Ha, ha! What's this? This book is full of surprises!

What's this? This book is full of surprises! >> That belongs to me!

This book is full of surprises! >> That belongs to me! >> Not anymore!

>> That belongs to me! >> Not anymore! Besides, you're nothing but

>> Not anymore! Besides, you're nothing but a hologram!

Besides, you're nothing but a hologram! What can you even hope to do

a hologram! What can you even hope to do to me?

What can you even hope to do to me? >> Your mother's an imitation

to me? >> Your mother's an imitation alligator handbag!

>> Your mother's an imitation alligator handbag! (Gasping)

alligator handbag! (Gasping) >> When disco ruled, then I

(Gasping) >> When disco ruled, then I was king.

>> When disco ruled, then I was king. But unlike your title, it

was king. But unlike your title, it really meant something.

But unlike your title, it really meant something. >> You...

really meant something. >> You... Buffoon, I'll pulverize you!

>> You... Buffoon, I'll pulverize you! >> Squawk!

The Curse of the Bluebeard Baboon, squawk! We be doomed!

Baboon, squawk! We be doomed! >> What?

We be doomed! >> What? >> Caw, if the curse be read

>> What? >> Caw, if the curse be read twice, Kongo Bongo sinks into

>> Caw, if the curse be read twice, Kongo Bongo sinks into the ocean!

twice, Kongo Bongo sinks into the ocean! >> And it's already been read

the ocean! >> And it's already been read once.

>> And it's already been read once. (Polly squawking)

once. (Polly squawking) >> Fine, then, I won't read it,

(Polly squawking) >> Fine, then, I won't read it, as long as you hand over the

>> Fine, then, I won't read it, as long as you hand over the Crystal Coconut.

as long as you hand over the Crystal Coconut. >> You--!

Crystal Coconut. >> You--! Read it again, and you sink

>> You--! Read it again, and you sink with the rest of us!

Read it again, and you sink with the rest of us! >> That's the cost of doing

with the rest of us! >> That's the cost of doing business.

>> That's the cost of doing business. >> Well, you're bad at that.

business. >> Well, you're bad at that. The Crystal Coconut doesn't

>> Well, you're bad at that. The Crystal Coconut doesn't work anymore.

The Crystal Coconut doesn't work anymore. >> DONKEY KONG: He's telling the

work anymore. >> DONKEY KONG: He's telling the truth!

>> DONKEY KONG: He's telling the truth! >> About time you two showed up.

truth! >> About time you two showed up. I can't distract him all day!

>> About time you two showed up. I can't distract him all day! >> Well, if it isn't Donkey Kong

I can't distract him all day! >> Well, if it isn't Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong!

>> Well, if it isn't Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong! How did you manage to get in

and Diddy Kong! How did you manage to get in here?

How did you manage to get in here? >> Like wolves in a hen-house.

here? >> Like wolves in a hen-house. >> Oh, uh, I see.

>> Like wolves in a hen-house. >> Oh, uh, I see. "The Double Curse of Bluebeard

>> Oh, uh, I see. "The Double Curse of Bluebeard Baboon lies in these words, you

"The Double Curse of Bluebeard Baboon lies in these words, you see."

Baboon lies in these words, you see." >> What are you doing?

see." >> What are you doing? >> Give me the coconut, or else!

>> What are you doing? >> Give me the coconut, or else! "Read them once, then read them

>> Give me the coconut, or else! "Read them once, then read them twice, and your island is

"Read them once, then read them twice, and your island is history."

twice, and your island is history." Where's the rest of it?

history." Where's the rest of it? >> That's all there is, you...

¶

(Rumbling)

>> Oh, oh, ah! Oh, save me! >> We're all doomed!

Oh, save me! >> We're all doomed! >> Squawk, batten down the

>> We're all doomed! >> Squawk, batten down the hatches!

>> Squawk, batten down the hatches! Squawk!

hatches! Squawk! >> On the way over here, you

Squawk! >> On the way over here, you said you had a plan.

>> On the way over here, you said you had a plan. >> I do, and it's working just

said you had a plan. >> I do, and it's working just as I hoped.

>> I do, and it's working just as I hoped. >> No offense, big guy, but your

as I hoped. >> No offense, big guy, but your plan's a bit of a bore.

>> No offense, big guy, but your plan's a bit of a bore. >> You're forgetting, Cranky

plan's a bit of a bore. >> You're forgetting, Cranky said there's a curse-cancel

>> You're forgetting, Cranky said there's a curse-cancel spell in the back of the book.

said there's a curse-cancel spell in the back of the book. >> BOTH: You got to love

spell in the back of the book. >> BOTH: You got to love Great-Aunt Grouchy!

>> BOTH: You got to love Great-Aunt Grouchy! >> Banana slamma!

Great-Aunt Grouchy! >> Banana slamma! >> Ugh!

>> Banana slamma! >> Ugh! (Polly squawking)

>> Ugh! (Polly squawking) >> He who laughs last--

(Polly squawking) >> He who laughs last-- >> Laughs best!

>> He who laughs last-- >> Laughs best! (Laughing)

>> Laughs best! (Laughing) >> Ha!

(Laughing) >> Ha! >> Why you little--

>> Ha! >> Why you little-- >> DK, over!

(Thudding) ¶ >> No!

¶ >> No! >> DIDDY: D... K...!

>> DONKEY KONG: "The Curse of the Double Doubloon can easily be reversed.

the Double Doubloon can easily be reversed. Read these words and you will

be reversed. Read these words and you will see your island is no longer

Read these words and you will see your island is no longer cursed."

see your island is no longer cursed." (Polly squawking)

cursed." (Polly squawking) >> Yeah-ha!

(Polly squawking) >> Yeah-ha! Donkey Kong saved the day!

>> Yeah-ha! Donkey Kong saved the day! >> We're out of here, little

Donkey Kong saved the day! >> We're out of here, little buddy.

>> We're out of here, little buddy. (Klump and Krusha clucking)

buddy. (Klump and Krusha clucking) >> But what about them?

(Klump and Krusha clucking) >> But what about them? (Clucking continues)

>> But what about them? (Clucking continues) (K. Rool sobbing)

¶