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[Jungle music playing]
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♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah
♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
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♪ Look out,
time to go ♪ Here he comes
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♪ Banana slamma
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♪
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♪ Donkey Kong ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong
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♪
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♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah,
Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
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♪ Look out,
time to go ♪ Here he comes
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♪ Banana slamma ♪
Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪
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♪ Hey-oh ♪ Donkey Kong,
let"s go ♪
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♪ Let"s go ♪
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♪ Here he comes ♪ Banana slamma
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♪
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[Mechanical hissing]
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Okay, Donkey Kong, you"ve got
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your peace and quiet.
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Now what?
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I wrote a song for you, Candy.
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[Clearing throat]
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♪ 100 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
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♪ 100 banana bunches
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♪ If one of the bunches
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should happen to bruise ♪
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♪ 99 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
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You wrote that for me?
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Yep.
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"Cause you're prettier than a
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barrelful of bananas, Candy.
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And there"s more, a lot more!
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♪ 98 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
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♪ 98 banana bunches
♪ If one of the bunches
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should happen to bruise ♪
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♪ 97 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
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♪ 97 banana bunches
♪ If one of the bunches
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should happen to bruise ♪
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♪ 96 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
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♪ 96 banana bunches
♪ If one of the bunches
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should happen to bruise ♪
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♪ 95 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
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♪ 95 banana bunches
♪ If one of the bunches
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should happen to bruise ♪
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♪ 94 banana bunches... D"oooh!
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Donkey Kong,
you blathering baboon!
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I should have guessed
you were behind this!
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Out!
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Out of my factory!
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Now!
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Bluster!
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And you, back to work!
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♪ If one of the bunches
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should happen to bruise ♪
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♪ 92 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
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♪ 92 banana bunches on the...
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I"m the boss,
and the boss says...
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♪ If one of the bunches should
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happen to... ♪
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Whooaaa!
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Help!
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I"m stuck!
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Help!
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Heeeeelp!
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Heeeeeeeelp!
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He-help!
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[Wood breaking]
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[Metal creaking]
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I had you all wrong,
Donkey Kong.
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You are indeed a
champ among chimps.
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I am forever in your debt,
Donkey Kong.
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From this day forth, I, Bluster
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Kong, do hereby solemnly swear
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an oath of allegiance, to do all
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within my power to protect you
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from personal injury as long as
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I shall live.
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Bluster"s decided to
be your bodyguard?
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He says he owes me, Diddy.
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[Helicopter propeller beating]
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Donkey Kong!
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I can"t allow you to risk
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falling from those vines!
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I beg you to permit me to
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chauffeur you to
your destination!
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Might save a few calluses.
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Why not?
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Hey!
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DK, wait!
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What about... meeeeeee?
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Does anyone get the drop on us?
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No one gets the drop on us!
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Huh?
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DIDDY: Aaaahhhhh!
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[Squashing]
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Gee, thanks, Klump!
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[Giggling]
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Your head"s even
softer than I thought!
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See ya.
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Huh?
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Two apes flyin" around together?
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Another one droppin"
out of the trees?
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Well this could only
mean... Somethin".
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ROOL: Well, it"s obvious,
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General Klump, isn"t it?
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One ape is a pain, two apes is,
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a conspiracy!
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A scheme, a plot!
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And we know who they"re wangling
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against, don"t we?
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Uh... Me!
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You unthinking tadpoles, me, me!
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Me!
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[Voice echoing]
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♪
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♪ Everyone is
plotting against me ♪
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♪ They"re muttering behind me ♪
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♪ I smell a scam ♪
Donkey Kong and Bluster
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working together ♪
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♪ How naive do
they think I am? ♪
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♪ No one"s going to make
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a monkey outta me ♪
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♪ No one gets this
diabolical sipping tea ♪
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♪ I"m the rightful ruler ♪
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♪ Anyone can see ♪
No one"s going to make
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a monkey outta me ♪
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♪ They must be building
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a top secret weapon ♪
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♪ Mounting an army
as fast as they can ♪
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♪ Enough of those
two impudent apes ♪
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♪ What kind of fool
do they think I am? ♪
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♪ I"m hearing
voices in my head ♪
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♪ What should I do?
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♪ I"ve got to break
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this rebellious plot in two! ♪
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♪ They"re working on counter
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intelligence, after all ♪
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♪ What kind of intelligence do
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apes have with
brains that small? ♪
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♪ No one"s going to make
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a monkey outta me ♪
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♪ No one gets this
diabolical sipping tea ♪
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♪ I"m the rightful ruler ♪
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♪ Anyone can see ♪
No one"s going to make
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a monkey outta me ♪
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Got it, Klump?
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My head hurts.
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Oh!
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He takes off with Bluster and
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leaves me hanging!
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No, not even hanging.
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He leaves me vineless!
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I let him give me a ride so
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he could repay his debt.
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Now we"re even.
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Will you ever forgive me,
little buddy?
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Ah, sure.
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Here, Crabby Crabby.
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Here, Crabby!
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Hey, Dixie.
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What"s happenin'?
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What"s shakin'?
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What"s up?
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I"m looking for my pet crab,
Dids.
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I can"t find him anywhere!
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Ah, never fear, Diddy"s here.
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Just shove an hors d"oeuvres
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plate in front of me and I can
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find the crab with
my eyes closed.
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Here, Crappy!
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Crappy!
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Here, Crappy Crappy!
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It"s Crab-"by"!
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You know, I really liked your
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song, Donkey Kong.
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Yeah?
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Well there"s a whole
lot more verses.
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Wanna hear "em, Candy?
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Later.
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Right now... [Smooching noise]
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No!
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Hey!
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Fear not, Donkey Kong!
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I"ll save you!
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Save me from what?
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Germs!
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Kissing germs!
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You sayin" I've got germs?
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Nothing a spoonful of
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Mother"s frog
fungus tonic won't fix!
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We may still have time.
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But, but... Ungh!
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Of all the nerve!
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Bluster"s convinced he's
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gonna pay me back for saving
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him, by spending the rest of his
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life protecting me, Cranky!
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What"s he going
to protect you from?
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Noo!
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Off the barrel, Donkey Kong!
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You might fall and... [Thudding]
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Whooooah!
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Waaoh.
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Whouh-uh-uh!
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Ah!
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Whooa!
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[Smashing]
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Waah!
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[Both grunting inside barrels]
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BOTH: Aaaahhh!
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♪
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[Both screaming and grunting]
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I had no idea your day-to-day
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existence was so
fraught with jeopardy.
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I know, he pack it in.
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Therefore, I have no choice
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but to stay by your side 24
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hours a day to protect you from
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these dangers.
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Looks like your new shadow
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parts its hair in the middle.
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So, your in-depth, concise
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report of your spy vision makes
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one thing perfectly clear.
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You have absolutely no idea what
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those apes are up to!
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Do you?!
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Which leaves me
with only one recourse.
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Bring me that
fancy pants monkey!
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[Cries of fear]
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When I"m finished with that ape,
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he"ll be singing like a canary.
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Muahahaha!
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And verily I say, Donkey Kong
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may throw himself into the very
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jaws of death, but I, Bluster
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Kong, will be there...
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Whoa-ah-ah, slow down, dude.
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You"re making me... [Yawning]
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Sleepy.
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To the point.
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Have you seen Donkey Kong?
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Yeah, like,
DK as in the big green?
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Vinin" through the pines,
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breezin" in the trees?
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Very nice.
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Now, Donkey Kong,
have you seen him?
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Man,
you are one tangled orangutan!
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Hmph!
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FUNKY: You were right, DK.
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BLUSTER: Yoo-hoo!
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Donkey Kong!
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Bluster"s hepped up high on
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this do or die hero jag.
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[Groaning]
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He"s driving me crazy, Funky!
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Cramping my style!
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You gotta help me.
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Then fasten your surfbelt,
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citizen, and catch this wave!
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♪
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♪ Kick back and alpha zone-out
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♪ Copasetic glide-by
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leaving" you with no doubt ♪
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♪ No need to wig, you dig?
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♪ It"s a hardcore full-tilt
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chillable gig ♪
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♪ Do that monkey like
that monkey do you ♪
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♪ Listen to Funky
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"cause the words ring true ♪
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♪ If you want to get a monkey
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off of your back ♪
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♪ Let him save your life
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and you"ll be even ♪
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♪ It"s as simple as that ♪
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♪ Rip curl,
pipeline ♪ Maxin" the slam ♪
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♪ Be cool,
bro ♪ It"s a radical jam ♪
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♪ Run it up the neighbourhood
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♪ Chill with ease
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♪ Make you wanna bounce surf
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in ten degrees ♪
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♪ Do that monkey like
that monkey do you ♪
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♪ Oh, listen to Funky
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"cause my words ring true ♪
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♪ Rabba sabba labba,
labba loca ♪
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♪ If you want to get a monkey
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off of your back ♪
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♪ Let him save your life
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and you"ll be even ♪
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♪ It"s as simple as that ♪
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Heh, heh, haha, heh heh!
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♪ Let him save your life
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and you"ll be even ♪
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♪ It"s as simple as that ♪
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Just leave everything to the
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funkiest of monkeys!
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Heh heh heh hoo!
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Ready!
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Okay, Diddy.
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Start pilin...
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[Donkey Kong singing]
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♪ Oh, 99 banana bunches on me
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♪ 99 banana bunches
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[Voice becoming muffled]
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♪ If one of the bunches should
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happen to bruise ♪
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♪ 98 banana bunches on me Phew.
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[Muffling grumbling from pile]
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Think it"ll work this time,
Funky?
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This plan is foolproof, Diddy.
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As long as the fool doesn"t
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eat his way out before Bluster
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can rescue him.
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[Helicopter approaching]
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And here he comes,
right on time!
315
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Faster, Diddy!
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[Munching under pile]
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Heh, I"ll zoom by and grab
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that ape in one fell swoop.
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Help, Bluster!
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KLUMP: Ready, Krusha?
321
00:12:45,355 --> 00:12:46,436
Now!
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Whoa!
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FUNKY: DK"s trapped under
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this banana pile!
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I"ll save you!
326
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Whoa, the ape yells!
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Wha-oh!
328
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Waaahh!
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Ta-da!
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BOTH: Huh?
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KLUMP: Donkey!
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Stop this thing!
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Germs, barrel rolling, rabid
334
00:13:07,584 --> 00:13:09,528
orangutans, banana piles?
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00:13:09,552 --> 00:13:11,841
I can"t believe the trouble you
336
00:13:11,865 --> 00:13:14,257
get yourself into, Donkey Kong!
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00:13:14,281 --> 00:13:15,637
So you"re gonna give up
338
00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:17,501
trying to protect me?
339
00:13:17,525 --> 00:13:19,089
Nothing of the sort.
340
00:13:19,113 --> 00:13:21,091
From now on, I"m going to keep
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my eye on you... every,
single, second.
342
00:13:27,225 --> 00:13:29,814
Well then, make that two eyes.
343
00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:36,624
Donkey Kong?
344
00:13:36,648 --> 00:13:38,005
One can only imagine the
345
00:13:38,029 --> 00:13:40,835
trouble he"s got
himself into this time.
346
00:13:40,859 --> 00:13:43,631
Oh, Donkey Kong?
347
00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:45,391
He most certainly has a habit of
348
00:13:45,415 --> 00:13:47,877
stepping right into it.
349
00:13:47,901 --> 00:13:51,007
Hmm, what"s this then?
350
00:13:59,326 --> 00:14:02,581
Ahh!
351
00:14:02,605 --> 00:14:04,918
Who turned out the lights?
352
00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:09,864
KLUMP: Stoooooop!
353
00:14:09,888 --> 00:14:11,141
KRUSHA: Ahh!
354
00:14:11,165 --> 00:14:12,453
KLUMP: Stop!
355
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:15,480
Will somebody stop this thing?!
356
00:14:18,276 --> 00:14:19,460
Help!
357
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:22,497
Bluster, help!
358
00:14:22,521 --> 00:14:26,467
The plane is out of control!
359
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,158
Now, this plan"s going to
360
00:14:28,182 --> 00:14:33,439
work like a 40-foot dream wave,
Diddy.
361
00:14:33,463 --> 00:14:34,889
Wow, it really looks like the
362
00:14:34,913 --> 00:14:36,201
plane is outta control!
363
00:14:36,225 --> 00:14:37,202
[Giggling]
364
00:14:37,226 --> 00:14:38,479
Bluster won"t have a clue you're
365
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:39,549
controlling it.
366
00:14:39,573 --> 00:14:40,688
He"ll swoop in in his
367
00:14:40,712 --> 00:14:42,863
barrel-copter, save DK, and then
368
00:14:42,887 --> 00:14:45,417
no one will owe anyone anything.
369
00:14:45,441 --> 00:14:47,315
FUNKY: And old hair-part will
370
00:14:47,339 --> 00:14:49,490
finally be off DK"s case!
371
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:50,663
It"s more fun being in one of
372
00:14:50,687 --> 00:14:52,286
these biplanes than on top of
373
00:14:52,310 --> 00:14:54,219
some skyscraper.
374
00:14:54,243 --> 00:14:56,428
But where"s Bluster?
375
00:14:56,452 --> 00:14:59,810
Hey, it"s Dixie's pet crab.
376
00:14:59,834 --> 00:15:01,536
Aw, isn"t he cute?
377
00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:02,883
Eating through all those
378
00:15:02,907 --> 00:15:03,884
funny-looking wires?
379
00:15:03,908 --> 00:15:04,850
[Electrical snapping, popping]
380
00:15:04,874 --> 00:15:05,851
Uh oh.
381
00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:07,646
This is probably a bad thing.
382
00:15:07,670 --> 00:15:09,717
Heeeeelp!
383
00:15:09,741 --> 00:15:11,167
The plane"s outta control!
384
00:15:11,191 --> 00:15:12,858
Whoa, Funky, DK"s acting
385
00:15:12,882 --> 00:15:15,378
suddenly improved, huh?
386
00:15:15,402 --> 00:15:17,104
Uh, maybe you should ease off a
387
00:15:17,128 --> 00:15:18,484
little, Funky.
388
00:15:18,508 --> 00:15:19,969
That stuff you"re doing looks
389
00:15:19,993 --> 00:15:21,315
kinda dangerous.
390
00:15:21,339 --> 00:15:22,488
Uh, Funky?
391
00:15:22,512 --> 00:15:26,044
Bad mojo, short stop.
392
00:15:26,068 --> 00:15:27,873
Look, Ma!
393
00:15:27,897 --> 00:15:29,944
No hands!
394
00:15:29,968 --> 00:15:31,359
You mean the plane is really
395
00:15:31,383 --> 00:15:33,016
out of control?
396
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:35,594
DK: Heeeelp!
397
00:15:44,983 --> 00:15:47,261
Aaaaahhhh!
398
00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:51,655
I"m one gone gorilla,
one adios ape,
399
00:15:51,679 --> 00:15:52,863
one past his primate!
400
00:15:52,887 --> 00:15:54,865
One... CRANKY: Worthless,
401
00:15:54,889 --> 00:15:56,591
knuckle-dragging numbskull!
402
00:15:56,615 --> 00:15:57,661
Cranky!
403
00:15:57,685 --> 00:15:59,663
I mean Cranky"s hologram,
I mean...
404
00:15:59,687 --> 00:16:01,872
You don"t know bananas about
405
00:16:01,896 --> 00:16:03,150
flying a plane!
406
00:16:03,174 --> 00:16:04,737
Quick, pull back on the yoke,
407
00:16:04,761 --> 00:16:06,291
till you level the altimeter.
408
00:16:06,315 --> 00:16:07,361
I didn"t know you could fly.
409
00:16:07,385 --> 00:16:08,569
CRANKY: I"m one heck of a
410
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:09,880
Merengue dancer, too.
411
00:16:09,904 --> 00:16:11,089
But this is no time to be
412
00:16:11,113 --> 00:16:13,194
discussing my list
of accomplishments!
413
00:16:13,218 --> 00:16:16,221
Pull the yoke!
414
00:16:20,053 --> 00:16:21,237
ROOL: All right, you
415
00:16:21,261 --> 00:16:24,999
slick-haired,
thick-jawed throwback!
416
00:16:25,023 --> 00:16:26,552
I know you and Donkey Kong are
417
00:16:26,576 --> 00:16:29,383
plotting against me.
418
00:16:29,407 --> 00:16:31,419
I want every last detail of your
419
00:16:31,443 --> 00:16:33,042
secret operation!
420
00:16:33,066 --> 00:16:35,182
I don"t know what
you're talking about!
421
00:16:35,206 --> 00:16:36,252
I had an operation on my baby
422
00:16:36,276 --> 00:16:38,288
toe once, but that"s it!
423
00:16:38,312 --> 00:16:40,083
Games, is it?
424
00:16:40,107 --> 00:16:41,671
[Beeping]
425
00:16:41,695 --> 00:16:42,672
[Hydraulic whoosh]
426
00:16:42,696 --> 00:16:44,698
Aaahh!
427
00:16:47,183 --> 00:16:48,367
Penance?
428
00:16:48,391 --> 00:16:50,162
My factory!
429
00:16:50,186 --> 00:16:52,889
Sounds like hard labour.
430
00:16:52,913 --> 00:16:55,685
Extremely hard labour.
431
00:16:55,709 --> 00:16:56,997
You"ll find out just how
432
00:16:57,021 --> 00:17:00,310
hard, unless you tell me the plan,
Blister!
433
00:17:00,334 --> 00:17:02,105
But there is no plan!
434
00:17:02,129 --> 00:17:03,693
And that"s Bluster.
435
00:17:03,717 --> 00:17:05,074
Time"s running out.
436
00:17:05,098 --> 00:17:09,595
Get ready for some blisters,
Bluster.
437
00:17:09,619 --> 00:17:11,494
Some hero I turned out to be.
438
00:17:11,518 --> 00:17:13,979
I can"t even get
myself out of a jam!
439
00:17:14,003 --> 00:17:16,016
Oh, what would Donkey Kong do?
440
00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:19,088
Think, Bluster, thi...
441
00:17:19,112 --> 00:17:21,262
Don"t I get a last request?
442
00:17:21,286 --> 00:17:23,782
A last request?
443
00:17:23,806 --> 00:17:26,440
I suppose.
444
00:17:26,464 --> 00:17:28,442
But it can"t be too expensive.
445
00:17:28,466 --> 00:17:29,615
Not at all.
446
00:17:29,639 --> 00:17:32,411
I simple wish...
[Clearing throat]
447
00:17:32,435 --> 00:17:35,380
To sing a song.
448
00:17:35,404 --> 00:17:38,935
♪ 100 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
449
00:17:38,959 --> 00:17:40,178
♪ 100 banana bunches
450
00:17:40,202 --> 00:17:41,179
♪ If one of the bunches
451
00:17:41,203 --> 00:17:42,180
should happen to bruise ♪
452
00:17:42,204 --> 00:17:46,218
♪ 99 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
453
00:17:46,242 --> 00:17:48,427
♪ 99 banana bunches
♪ If one of the bunches
454
00:17:48,451 --> 00:17:49,428
should happen to bruise ♪
455
00:17:49,452 --> 00:17:51,430
♪ 98 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
456
00:17:51,454 --> 00:17:52,604
Everybody, come on, join in!
457
00:17:52,628 --> 00:17:53,605
Ahaha!
458
00:17:53,629 --> 00:17:55,917
♪ 97 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
459
00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:58,220
♪ 97 banana bunches
460
00:18:00,808 --> 00:18:02,062
But I still don"t understand
461
00:18:02,086 --> 00:18:05,513
why Bluster didn"t
come to the rescue!
462
00:18:05,537 --> 00:18:06,790
Why do you think I came to
463
00:18:06,814 --> 00:18:08,137
you in the first place?
464
00:18:08,161 --> 00:18:09,586
I saw a vision of Bluster in the
465
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:10,967
Crystal Coconut.
466
00:18:10,991 --> 00:18:13,107
He was in King
K. Rool"s factory.
467
00:18:13,131 --> 00:18:16,686
Sounds like the hero
saver needs saving.
468
00:18:19,068 --> 00:18:24,705
Bananaaaaaaa, slamma!
469
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:27,732
ALL: Whoooaaah!
470
00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:33,058
[Machinery popping]
471
00:18:33,082 --> 00:18:36,016
DIDDY: The other way,
DK, the other way!
472
00:18:38,018 --> 00:18:39,444
It"s such a waste.
473
00:18:39,468 --> 00:18:41,170
How loose, Big C?
474
00:18:41,194 --> 00:18:43,689
DK can take care of himself.
475
00:18:43,713 --> 00:18:47,003
I mean your plane.
476
00:18:47,027 --> 00:18:48,038
Oh yeah.
477
00:18:48,062 --> 00:18:49,039
Bummer.
478
00:18:49,063 --> 00:18:50,524
♪ 1 banana bunch on the wall
479
00:18:50,548 --> 00:18:52,146
♪ 1 banana bunch
480
00:18:52,170 --> 00:18:54,390
♪ If the bunch should
happen to bruise ♪
481
00:18:54,414 --> 00:18:57,496
♪ 1 banana bunch on the wall
482
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,291
♪ 1 banana bunch
483
00:18:59,315 --> 00:19:00,361
♪ And if that bunch of bananas
484
00:19:00,385 --> 00:19:01,500
should bruise ♪
485
00:19:01,524 --> 00:19:03,985
♪ No more banana bunches
486
00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:08,945
on the waaa-aaaall! ♪
487
00:19:10,464 --> 00:19:13,581
[Coughing]
488
00:19:13,605 --> 00:19:15,342
One more time!
489
00:19:15,366 --> 00:19:17,413
♪ 100 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
490
00:19:17,437 --> 00:19:19,691
♪ 100 banana bunches
♪ If the the bunch
491
00:19:19,715 --> 00:19:20,692
should happen to bruise ♪
492
00:19:20,716 --> 00:19:23,660
♪ 1 banana bunch on the wall
493
00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:28,251
That"s enough!
494
00:19:28,275 --> 00:19:30,702
Onto the platform!
495
00:19:30,726 --> 00:19:32,704
Blister!
496
00:19:32,728 --> 00:19:40,436
Those who are about to... work,
salute you.
497
00:19:40,460 --> 00:19:42,231
[Sobbing]
498
00:19:42,255 --> 00:19:44,198
Good riddance.
499
00:19:44,222 --> 00:19:47,374
DK: Banana slamma!
500
00:19:47,398 --> 00:19:48,996
[Diddy giggling]
501
00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:52,102
♪
502
00:19:52,126 --> 00:19:53,828
The apes are making a move!
503
00:19:53,852 --> 00:19:55,830
DK: I think I"m
getting the hang of this!
504
00:19:55,854 --> 00:19:56,900
[Giggling]
505
00:19:56,924 --> 00:19:58,626
Attaboy, DK!
506
00:19:58,650 --> 00:20:00,421
Hang on, little buddy.
507
00:20:00,445 --> 00:20:01,491
Hang on!
508
00:20:01,515 --> 00:20:02,941
[Laughing]
509
00:20:02,965 --> 00:20:04,932
Ah!
510
00:20:06,693 --> 00:20:11,121
♪
511
00:20:11,145 --> 00:20:12,985
[Brakes screeching]
512
00:20:13,009 --> 00:20:16,230
Ooooh, where"s that scaly,
513
00:20:16,254 --> 00:20:19,682
fang-toothed fathead
Klump when I need him?
514
00:20:19,706 --> 00:20:23,168
Uh, is that, uh, recall,
515
00:20:23,192 --> 00:20:26,965
reco-questin",
your cold-bloodedness?
516
00:20:26,989 --> 00:20:29,278
Looks like we made
the scene just in time.
517
00:20:29,302 --> 00:20:31,072
Ooh, I am doubly indebted to
518
00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:33,454
you now, Donkey Kong!
519
00:20:33,478 --> 00:20:34,490
[Groaning]
520
00:20:34,514 --> 00:20:36,181
You don"t sound pleased?
521
00:20:36,205 --> 00:20:37,493
Never mind, Bluster.
522
00:20:37,517 --> 00:20:39,253
Just get in the plane.
523
00:20:39,277 --> 00:20:42,291
ROOL: No one"s going anywhere.
524
00:20:42,315 --> 00:20:45,294
Did I hear someone sing "100
525
00:20:45,318 --> 00:20:47,296
Kritters on the wall"?
526
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:49,287
[Hydraulic humming]
527
00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:54,441
Um, I, I believe that"s
528
00:20:54,465 --> 00:20:57,029
supposed to be, uh, bananas.
529
00:20:57,053 --> 00:20:58,755
[Nervous giggling]
530
00:20:58,779 --> 00:21:01,206
Looks like your
shift is about to start.
531
00:21:01,230 --> 00:21:03,104
Oh, but don"t worry, you'll get
532
00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:06,349
a coffee break every
thousand years or so!
533
00:21:06,373 --> 00:21:07,799
Hahaha!
534
00:21:07,823 --> 00:21:10,353
Hey Bluster,
this is devastating.
535
00:21:10,377 --> 00:21:13,322
We"re done for,
doomed, yet you look...
536
00:21:13,346 --> 00:21:14,564
Curious?
537
00:21:14,588 --> 00:21:18,258
Yes,
as to what that crab is doing on
538
00:21:18,282 --> 00:21:20,846
King K. Rool"s back.
539
00:21:20,870 --> 00:21:22,952
You think someone with my
540
00:21:22,976 --> 00:21:25,230
educational background is going
541
00:21:25,254 --> 00:21:26,990
to fall for such a desperate,
542
00:21:27,014 --> 00:21:29,061
infantile trick as the old crab
543
00:21:29,085 --> 00:21:30,960
on the back routine?
544
00:21:30,984 --> 00:21:32,341
[Crunching noise]
545
00:21:32,365 --> 00:21:35,861
Yeeeaaaaaaooooow!
546
00:21:35,885 --> 00:21:37,863
Ow, ow, ooh, ooh, ow!
547
00:21:37,887 --> 00:21:38,968
Ah, ah, ooh, ooh!
548
00:21:38,992 --> 00:21:40,245
Ooh.
549
00:21:40,269 --> 00:21:42,799
Banana, slamma!
550
00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:44,629
What?
551
00:21:44,653 --> 00:21:46,009
No!
552
00:21:46,033 --> 00:21:47,010
Whoa!
553
00:21:47,034 --> 00:21:49,036
[Squashing]
554
00:21:53,006 --> 00:21:56,813
What good did that do?
555
00:21:56,837 --> 00:21:58,332
Oh, we"ll need a miracle to
556
00:21:58,356 --> 00:21:59,816
get out of this one!
557
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:00,955
How about an out of control
558
00:22:00,979 --> 00:22:03,682
general in an out
of control mine car?
559
00:22:03,706 --> 00:22:06,651
KLUMP: Ahhh, aaahhhh!
560
00:22:06,675 --> 00:22:09,378
Whoooa!
561
00:22:09,402 --> 00:22:11,414
[Wheels screeching on tracks]
562
00:22:11,438 --> 00:22:14,165
Aaahhh!
563
00:22:18,307 --> 00:22:26,307
♪
564
00:22:32,528 --> 00:22:34,575
Since my crab diversion saved
565
00:22:34,599 --> 00:22:35,887
not only you, but your
566
00:22:35,911 --> 00:22:38,338
chatterbox buddy as well, we are
567
00:22:38,362 --> 00:22:40,616
now even, Donkey Kong.
568
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:44,274
You don"t know how thankful I am,
Bluster.
569
00:22:44,298 --> 00:22:46,656
And so you should be.
570
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,658
You"re much too accident prone
571
00:22:48,682 --> 00:22:50,384
to be anywhere near.
572
00:22:50,408 --> 00:22:53,169
You"re a hazard to my health.
573
00:22:55,448 --> 00:23:00,556
Oh, has anyone seen my pet crab?
574
00:23:01,730 --> 00:23:02,707
[Crunching]
575
00:23:02,731 --> 00:23:04,802
[Rool screaming]
576
00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:19,015
♪
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