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♪ Huh, ha ♪ Huh,
ha ♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey oh
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♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes,
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banana slamma ♪
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♪
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♪ Donkey Kong
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♪ Huh, ha ♪ Huh,
ha ♪ Donkey Kong
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♪
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♪ Huh, ha ♪ Huh,
ha ♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey oh
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♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes,
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banana slamma ♪
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♪ Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪
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♪ Hey oh ♪ Donkey Kong
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♪ Let"s go, let's go ♪
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♪ Here he comes, banana slamma ♪
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No way, DK.
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There"s no way that mutant
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prehistoric lizard could have
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beat up the giant ape.
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Chill out, little buddy.
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It"s just a movie.
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It"s a lousy movie.
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That lizard stomped an entire
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city to smithereens.
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All the ape did was climb up
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some stupid building.
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But the ape had heart.
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I mean,
you felt something for it.
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And he got the girl.
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[Laughing]
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[Crashing]
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Hey, what"s up at Cranky's?
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[Zapping]
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CRANKY: Next!
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All right, stand still or I
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won"t get a clear picture.
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Don"t sweat it.
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I"m in alpha state.
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[Laughing]
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I"m in the drone zone.
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Cool!
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Good ride.
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Back side 180 off the lip.
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Stop moving, you moron!
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I"m taking an
x-ray of your brain.
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Cool.
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I"ll take an 8 by 10 and three
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wallet size.
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The brain is
already wallet size.
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Now stop moving.
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[Zapping]
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Whoa-ho-ho!
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How does it look?
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Shipwrecked.
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Cool!
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A serious case of
water on the brain.
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Hey, Diddy, how was the movie?
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Bogus!
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Mmm, you smell delicious, Candy.
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Thanks, DK.
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It"s called "Banana Dreams."
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No wonder I like it so much.
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[Zapping]
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Whoa!
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What"s going on?
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What are K. Rool"s
goons doing here?
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Cranky"s breaking in his
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new x-ray machine.
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Free x-rays for everyone
on Kongo Bongo!
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Even for the Pond Gacks.
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All right, lizards,
today is the day.
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Yeah, right.
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Heard this story before.
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Today,
we will take over Kongo Bongo.
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At this very moment, Krusha has
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bravely infiltrated Cranky"s
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cabin under the guise of
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getting a medical exam to
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seize the Crystal Coconut.
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Once that beautiful orb is in
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my possession, Kongo Bongo will
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fall at my feet!
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[Maniacal laughter]
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CRANKY: Ah, fascinating.
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No brain.
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I might have suspected.
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Oh, great, it slipped a little.
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All right, smarty pants,
one more sec.
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I"m gonna run another test.
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[Explosion]
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Lousy mail order hunk of junk!
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This is the second time it"s
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malfunctioned!
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I want a refund!
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Oh, goody.
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CRANKY: That"s it.
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I"ve had it.
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Piece of trash.
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That"s more like it.
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Krusha, you big baboon,
where did you go?
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Krusha?
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Oh, well.
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Next!
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My turn!
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Ahem!
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I don"t think so.
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You"re going to butt in?
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No, no, no.
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I"m just taking my rightful
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place as Bluster, the most
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prominent citizen in
all of Kongo Bongo.
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What a heartless... Mean...
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Inconsiderate...
Selfish... ALL: Windbag!
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[Clock ticking]
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[Bell dinging]
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I am a remarkable specimen.
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Sound of mind,
body of a Greek God.
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Yeah, ha-ha, Bloopo,
the God of fat heads.
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[All laughing]
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Your turn, Candy.
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No, I can"t.
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Now my lunch hour is up.
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It"s you, Dixie.
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Pass, gotta scram.
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See ya around, Diddy, DK.
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CRANKY: I don"t believe it.
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The result of my check-up,
no doubt.
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Come on, let"s go in.
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What"s up, Cranky?
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I"ve got Bluster's x-rays
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here and it doesn"t look good.
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Whatever"s wrong, it's terminal.
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Huh?
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Yikes!
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It looks awful!
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Oh, no.
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Here"s the problem.
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Wow, it"s totally falling apart.
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I give it a week, max.
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A week?
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A measly little week
is all I have left?
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Nothing we can do.
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Kaput!
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Kaput?
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[Crying]
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Oh, cruel twist of fate!
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So young, so handsome, so brave.
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Why me, why me?
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Why not somebody
poor and unattractive?
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I have so much to live for.
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My charm, my good looks.
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My mommy"s money.
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What a sad,
sad day for poor old me.
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Well, at the very least, I have
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my reputation.
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Oh, no, my reputation.
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Unless I change it,
turn over a new leaf.
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One whole week to
make my mark in history.
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One whole week to become...
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Bluster the Benevolent.
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♪
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♪ I will be remembered
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as a straight-up, honest guy ♪
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♪ Who will gladly give his life
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to save the average passerby ♪
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♪ They"ll erect a stature
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in honour of me ♪
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♪ A monument to
symbolize my bravery ♪
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♪ Bluster the Benevolent
♪ Hailed as a king
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♪ Blessing one and all
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instead of cursing everything ♪
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♪ I would hand out daisies and
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rescue kittens from a tree ♪
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♪ And pick up all the litter
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that falls in front of me ♪
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♪ Maybe they will
name a city after me ♪
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♪ With plaques
on every building ♪
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♪ Signs of my nobility
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♪ Bluster the Benevolent
♪ Hailed as a god
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♪ Spreading joy and love
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♪ Instead of
bumbling like a clod ♪
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♪ Bluster the Benevolent
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♪ Wins the Nobel
prize ♪ For bringing
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world peace about ♪
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♪ In the blink of an eye
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Where is that imbecile Krusha?
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Where is my Coconut?
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I"m back, your highness.
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And guess what I got?
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Oh, at last, the Coconut.
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Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!
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Give me that
beautiful orb of power.
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Uh,
presenting the Crystal Coconut.
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Hit it.
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BOTH: Ta-da!
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Ta-da... oops.
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Wrong hand.
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Ta-da!
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Yikes!
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Well, where is it?
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It-it-it was right here.
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I-I-I had it right here.
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All right, where is it, guys?
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Well, you stole it from
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Cranky"s, then we went to the
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swamp for refreshments, then,
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oh,
then there was that very cute lizard.
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Yeah, right.
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And I handed her
the Coconut and...
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You handed her the Coconut?!
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Uh, uh-oh.
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I didn"t get it back.
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Uh, back in a jiffy.
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The brains of a newt!
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Hold on, stand back!
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Stand back, everyone!
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Bluster the Benevolent is here.
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Come on through, Cranky.
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All clear.
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Out of my way, you nitwit.
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When I"m gone to the big
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banana patch in the sky, be sure
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to tell everyone about Bluster
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the Benevolent.
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I"m off to do more good deeds.
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I"ll tell them
about you all right.
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Ahhhh!
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I"ll tell them about
Bluster the Buffoon!
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Whoa!
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[Changing stations]
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Hang 10, hang 11,
hang 12, hang 13.
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Channel surfing, killa!
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WOMAN ON TV: This is the
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gadget hour on
Shop "Til You Drop...
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BLUSTER: Oooh, Candy!
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The gorilla of my dreams.
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Yeow!
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What is she doing?
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CANDY: A one, two, dip.
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Stretch, one, two.
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A signal!
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Hang 58.
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[Woman screaming on TV]
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Excellent!
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Horror flick.
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WOMAN ON TV: Save me!
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Help, save me!
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Bluster the Benevolent
to the rescue!
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What"s that?
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Whoa!
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Ahhh!
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[Crashing]
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Have no fear, Bluster"s here!
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My condo!
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What are you doing,
you fat-head!
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Do I look like I need saving?!
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Uh, no, but if you had needed
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saving, I would have saved you.
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[Chuckling]
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Forgive me, Candy, but I"ve
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turned over a new leaf.
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This is the new me.
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Bluster, you trashed my condo
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and Funky"s place.
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You"re a menace
to the whole island.
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Oh,
forget your crummy little condo.
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Marry me, Candy.
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Yes!
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And we can live out my last
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golden days together in the
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cushy luxury of my
mother"s mansion.
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You have lost it.
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Not quite.
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But before I do, I"m offering
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you an opportunity
of a lifetime.
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The opportunity to become
276
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Mrs. Bluster the Benevolent.
277
00:12:05,971 --> 00:12:09,872
The brave widow
of a national hero.
278
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[All crying]
279
00:12:20,710 --> 00:12:25,473
Testing,
testing... [Crying continues]
280
00:12:30,202 --> 00:12:33,664
Oh, Bluster, our friend,
281
00:12:33,688 --> 00:12:36,875
our bravest,
kindest and richest citizen.
282
00:12:36,899 --> 00:12:40,050
No one will ever fill his spats.
283
00:12:40,074 --> 00:12:42,836
I"m sorry, I can't go on.
284
00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:53,167
A righteous dude and
a real party animal.
285
00:12:53,191 --> 00:12:55,031
Hang 10 for me on that killer
286
00:12:55,055 --> 00:12:57,585
wave in the sky, big guy.
287
00:12:57,609 --> 00:12:59,656
[Crying]
288
00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:02,832
He was the greatest!
289
00:13:02,856 --> 00:13:05,179
We had a lot of laughs.
290
00:13:05,203 --> 00:13:09,148
But... that"s all for now.
291
00:13:09,172 --> 00:13:12,842
Bluster, oh, Bluster the
292
00:13:12,866 --> 00:13:15,845
Benevolent, you were so perfect.
293
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The perfect gentleman.
294
00:13:17,836 --> 00:13:21,298
The perfect husband.
295
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:24,301
[Crying]
296
00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:26,683
Bluster, get real!
297
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It"s all true, so true.
298
00:13:30,711 --> 00:13:34,484
I was wonderful, wasn"t I?
299
00:13:34,508 --> 00:13:36,417
I miss me.
300
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,246
Get over yourself.
301
00:13:38,270 --> 00:13:39,558
Now what are you going to do
302
00:13:39,582 --> 00:13:40,835
about my condo?
303
00:13:40,859 --> 00:13:42,112
Wait!
304
00:13:42,136 --> 00:13:43,804
If you"re my widow, that means
305
00:13:43,828 --> 00:13:45,806
you inherit it all.
306
00:13:45,830 --> 00:13:48,325
The Barrelworks are yours.
307
00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:49,810
Really?
308
00:13:49,834 --> 00:13:53,503
Yes, my sweetiekins.
309
00:13:53,527 --> 00:13:56,230
[Clock ticking]
310
00:13:56,254 --> 00:14:00,303
I"m waiting.
311
00:14:00,327 --> 00:14:03,099
Where is Krusha?!
312
00:14:03,123 --> 00:14:07,448
Uh, right here, your mightiness.
313
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:08,967
It"s about time.
314
00:14:08,991 --> 00:14:10,831
Give it here.
315
00:14:10,855 --> 00:14:12,833
Oh, my Coconut.
316
00:14:12,857 --> 00:14:15,790
[Laughing]
317
00:14:21,313 --> 00:14:23,315
[Bird squawking]
318
00:14:25,214 --> 00:14:28,158
No way, DK,
it just wasn"t a fair fight.
319
00:14:28,182 --> 00:14:30,609
The giant ape was 100% ape
320
00:14:30,633 --> 00:14:32,438
but the lizard was some mutant
321
00:14:32,462 --> 00:14:34,924
science experiment gone bonkers.
322
00:14:34,948 --> 00:14:37,650
It was just a movie,
little buddy.
323
00:14:37,674 --> 00:14:40,343
Huh?
324
00:14:40,367 --> 00:14:43,784
Ah... um...
325
00:14:45,579 --> 00:14:46,867
Good morning, gentlemen.
326
00:14:46,891 --> 00:14:48,523
It"s not easy becoming a legend
327
00:14:48,547 --> 00:14:50,629
with such a short deadline.
328
00:14:50,653 --> 00:14:54,598
Deadline, what a horrible word.
329
00:14:54,622 --> 00:14:56,221
Whatcha got there, Bluster?
330
00:14:56,245 --> 00:14:57,567
They happen to be the
331
00:14:57,591 --> 00:14:58,948
blueprints for Bluster the
332
00:14:58,972 --> 00:15:01,457
Benevolent"s memorial.
333
00:15:03,977 --> 00:15:05,540
Ta-da!
334
00:15:05,564 --> 00:15:07,818
Bluster Kong Memorial?
335
00:15:07,842 --> 00:15:10,545
Uh, what for?
336
00:15:10,569 --> 00:15:12,478
Hmph!
337
00:15:12,502 --> 00:15:16,275
Oh, please,
don"t try to spare me.
338
00:15:16,299 --> 00:15:17,828
I heard you and Cranky talking
339
00:15:17,852 --> 00:15:19,347
about how I"m not long for this
340
00:15:19,371 --> 00:15:23,593
world, might last another week,
then kaput.
341
00:15:23,617 --> 00:15:25,906
We weren"t talking about you.
342
00:15:25,930 --> 00:15:28,287
That was Cranky"s x-ray machine.
343
00:15:28,311 --> 00:15:29,875
It went kablooey.
344
00:15:29,899 --> 00:15:31,394
I can take it.
345
00:15:31,418 --> 00:15:33,258
Don"t sugar coat it for me.
346
00:15:33,282 --> 00:15:36,019
I"ve made arrangements
for everything.
347
00:15:36,043 --> 00:15:37,227
Do you think the 50-foot
348
00:15:37,251 --> 00:15:39,091
life-like statue is too much?
349
00:15:39,115 --> 00:15:40,713
BOTH: Yes.
350
00:15:40,737 --> 00:15:41,956
Good.
351
00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:44,027
Bluster, unfortunately,
352
00:15:44,051 --> 00:15:46,892
you"re gonna be
hanging out a long time.
353
00:15:46,916 --> 00:15:49,170
It"s so sweet of you to try
354
00:15:49,194 --> 00:15:52,380
to cheer up poor terminal me.
355
00:15:52,404 --> 00:15:54,451
But I can handle the truth.
356
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:56,867
I"m off to do more good deeds
357
00:15:56,891 --> 00:15:58,973
before I head for the big
358
00:15:58,997 --> 00:16:02,390
banana plantation in the sky.
359
00:16:02,414 --> 00:16:03,840
He didn"t believe us.
360
00:16:03,864 --> 00:16:05,462
What a dope.
361
00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:06,601
[Laughing]
362
00:16:06,625 --> 00:16:08,155
He thinks he gonna kick.
363
00:16:08,179 --> 00:16:09,501
We got to find some way to
364
00:16:09,525 --> 00:16:10,881
make him believe us or Bluster
365
00:16:10,905 --> 00:16:13,367
the Benevolent is gonna kill us
366
00:16:13,391 --> 00:16:15,980
all with his good deeds.
367
00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:22,410
ALL: Hail to King K. Rool!
368
00:16:22,434 --> 00:16:27,346
Hail to King K. Rool!
369
00:16:27,370 --> 00:16:30,177
Hail to me.
370
00:16:30,201 --> 00:16:33,238
This is my finest hour.
371
00:16:41,729 --> 00:16:44,605
♪ It"s great to be a king ♪
372
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:47,228
♪ I seem to have a knack
373
00:16:47,252 --> 00:16:49,851
for taking everything I want ♪
374
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:52,061
♪ And giving nothing back t ♪
375
00:16:52,085 --> 00:16:54,270
♪ I"ll take away your jellies ♪
376
00:16:54,294 --> 00:16:56,962
♪ I"ll take away your jams ♪
377
00:16:56,986 --> 00:16:58,722
♪ Have a nice vacation
378
00:16:58,746 --> 00:17:02,002
when I take your travel plans
379
00:17:02,026 --> 00:17:04,383
♪ Now that I have the power
380
00:17:04,407 --> 00:17:06,972
♪ This is my finest hour
381
00:17:06,996 --> 00:17:11,218
♪ Nothing on this
Earth can stop me now ♪
382
00:17:11,242 --> 00:17:13,668
♪ Everything is mine
383
00:17:13,692 --> 00:17:17,534
♪ I finally have control ♪ Oh,
excuse me
384
00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:20,503
♪ I hope I don"t
sound too droll ♪
385
00:17:20,527 --> 00:17:23,195
♪ I"ll take your color TVs ♪
386
00:17:23,219 --> 00:17:25,508
♪ And a banana, if you please
387
00:17:25,532 --> 00:17:26,992
♪ And I"ll put an end to
388
00:17:27,016 --> 00:17:29,812
this silly world peace ♪
389
00:17:30,916 --> 00:17:33,240
♪ Fools,
while I watch you cower ♪
390
00:17:33,264 --> 00:17:35,621
♪ This is my finest hour
391
00:17:35,645 --> 00:17:40,109
♪ Bait you on my
hook just like a worm ♪
392
00:17:40,133 --> 00:17:42,663
♪ Before I crush
you like a bug ♪
393
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:45,183
♪ Come over here
and give me a hug ♪
394
00:17:45,207 --> 00:17:47,323
♪ It gives me so much joy
395
00:17:47,347 --> 00:17:49,349
to watch you squirm ♪
396
00:17:50,350 --> 00:17:52,776
Stop right there, K. Rool!
397
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,837
What is this?
398
00:18:07,815 --> 00:18:10,242
So Bluster"s being a nincompoop.
399
00:18:10,266 --> 00:18:11,588
He thought we were talking about
400
00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:13,349
him instead of the x-ray machine
401
00:18:13,373 --> 00:18:14,936
and now he"s trying to weasel
402
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,042
his way into the history books
403
00:18:17,066 --> 00:18:19,562
by killing all of us
with his good deeds.
404
00:18:19,586 --> 00:18:21,150
Fat chance!
405
00:18:21,174 --> 00:18:24,429
How do we make him stop?
406
00:18:24,453 --> 00:18:26,086
With a cherry soda right
407
00:18:26,110 --> 00:18:27,846
there on the shelf, next to
408
00:18:27,870 --> 00:18:31,298
the supersonic vita-punch pack.
409
00:18:31,322 --> 00:18:32,368
Cherry soda?
410
00:18:32,392 --> 00:18:34,853
He thinks he has
a fatal disease?
411
00:18:34,877 --> 00:18:35,854
Yeah.
412
00:18:35,878 --> 00:18:37,511
All we got to do is convince
413
00:18:37,535 --> 00:18:39,029
him that this cherry soda is
414
00:18:39,053 --> 00:18:42,378
a new miracle drug
that will cure him.
415
00:18:42,402 --> 00:18:45,035
Cherry soda"s a miracle drug?
416
00:18:45,059 --> 00:18:46,623
Of course not.
417
00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:48,315
But he"ll think so and he'll
418
00:18:48,339 --> 00:18:50,420
stop destroying Kongo Bongo by
419
00:18:50,444 --> 00:18:52,284
trying to be a hero.
420
00:18:52,308 --> 00:18:54,148
Besides, I"ve been trying to
421
00:18:54,172 --> 00:18:55,667
unload that stuff for ages.
422
00:18:55,691 --> 00:18:57,324
Diddy, DK, Cranky!
423
00:18:57,348 --> 00:18:58,739
Red alert!
424
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,396
It"s all over the island.
425
00:19:00,420 --> 00:19:03,537
King K. Rool"s got
the Crystal Coconut!
426
00:19:03,561 --> 00:19:05,263
Don"t be ridiculous!
427
00:19:05,287 --> 00:19:06,436
The Crystal Coconut"s right
428
00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:09,049
there in its case.
429
00:19:14,227 --> 00:19:15,790
ALL: It"s missing!
430
00:19:15,814 --> 00:19:17,206
Bluster"s on his way to
431
00:19:17,230 --> 00:19:19,000
K. Rool"s to be the big hero
432
00:19:19,024 --> 00:19:22,176
and get the Coconut
back all by himself.
433
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,972
They"ll turn him
into lizard bait.
434
00:19:24,996 --> 00:19:26,353
Quick, DK, grab that cherry
435
00:19:26,377 --> 00:19:27,733
soda and get going!
436
00:19:27,757 --> 00:19:29,010
You"ve got to stop Bluster
437
00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:31,565
before he gets there.
438
00:19:31,589 --> 00:19:34,764
DK: Let"s hurry up,
little buddy.
439
00:19:37,733 --> 00:19:45,733
♪
440
00:19:57,442 --> 00:19:58,730
BLUSTER: Hand over the
441
00:19:58,754 --> 00:19:59,972
Coconut, you prehistoric
442
00:19:59,996 --> 00:20:00,973
throw-back, or Bluster the
443
00:20:00,997 --> 00:20:04,770
Benevolent will pulverize you!
444
00:20:04,794 --> 00:20:06,013
Too late.
445
00:20:06,037 --> 00:20:08,498
What a dumb baboon.
446
00:20:08,522 --> 00:20:10,224
Is this the fiendishly
447
00:20:10,248 --> 00:20:11,984
brilliant plan of a master
448
00:20:12,008 --> 00:20:14,401
strategist or is he simply
449
00:20:14,425 --> 00:20:16,817
the stupidest ape on two feet?
450
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:18,267
The stupidest ape.
451
00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:20,924
You don"t frighten me, K. Rool.
452
00:20:20,948 --> 00:20:22,616
I"ve got nothing to lose.
453
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:26,551
DK: Yo, Bluster, over here.
454
00:20:26,575 --> 00:20:27,931
Excuse me.
455
00:20:27,955 --> 00:20:30,130
Hold that thought.
456
00:20:31,165 --> 00:20:33,143
Here he comes.
457
00:20:33,167 --> 00:20:34,904
What do you want?
458
00:20:34,928 --> 00:20:36,423
Bluster the Benevolent is in
459
00:20:36,447 --> 00:20:37,907
the process of completing his
460
00:20:37,931 --> 00:20:39,426
most heroic act to date and
461
00:20:39,450 --> 00:20:41,738
you"re stepping on his toes.
462
00:20:41,762 --> 00:20:44,465
Well, here"s to ya, Bluster.
463
00:20:44,489 --> 00:20:46,260
Toasting my victory.
464
00:20:46,284 --> 00:20:50,230
Slightly premature,
but, well, why not?
465
00:20:50,254 --> 00:20:53,198
It"s Cranky's
new miracle elixir.
466
00:20:53,222 --> 00:20:54,924
You"re cured.
467
00:20:54,948 --> 00:20:56,408
So it"s not worth you getting
468
00:20:56,432 --> 00:20:59,515
busted up by a
bunch of Kritters.
469
00:20:59,539 --> 00:21:00,654
Cured?
470
00:21:00,678 --> 00:21:03,450
I"m cured?
471
00:21:03,474 --> 00:21:04,934
Forget what I said before.
472
00:21:04,958 --> 00:21:06,625
I"m cured!
473
00:21:06,649 --> 00:21:09,387
I"m cured, I'm cured!
474
00:21:09,411 --> 00:21:11,043
Long live me!
475
00:21:11,067 --> 00:21:12,321
Get that idiot!
476
00:21:12,345 --> 00:21:13,563
Huh?
477
00:21:13,587 --> 00:21:14,564
[Weapons powering up]
478
00:21:14,588 --> 00:21:15,772
[Snickering]
479
00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:18,282
But I"m cured.
480
00:21:22,631 --> 00:21:24,402
DK, you gave him the
481
00:21:24,426 --> 00:21:26,058
supersonic mega-punch pack
482
00:21:26,082 --> 00:21:29,614
instead of the cherry soda!
483
00:21:29,638 --> 00:21:31,236
Huh?
484
00:21:31,260 --> 00:21:34,135
Ahhh, hello, newts!
485
00:21:34,159 --> 00:21:36,886
Ready to rumble?
486
00:21:39,372 --> 00:21:41,339
[Punching, screaming continues]
487
00:21:42,616 --> 00:21:44,939
My army.
488
00:21:44,963 --> 00:21:47,287
My precious Kritters.
489
00:21:47,311 --> 00:21:49,382
Time to slither away.
490
00:21:52,350 --> 00:21:54,421
Whoa!
491
00:21:55,422 --> 00:21:56,710
Ahhh!
492
00:21:56,734 --> 00:22:00,092
[Crashing]
493
00:22:00,116 --> 00:22:03,154
Bluster saves the day!
494
00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:07,341
One minute you"re up,
495
00:22:07,365 --> 00:22:10,713
the next minute you"re down.
496
00:22:13,578 --> 00:22:15,038
Here he comes.
497
00:22:15,062 --> 00:22:17,247
Thank you, thank you.
498
00:22:17,271 --> 00:22:18,939
No need for thanks.
499
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:20,527
For the incredible death-defying
500
00:22:20,551 --> 00:22:22,667
feats of heroism and courage.
501
00:22:22,691 --> 00:22:24,358
For the acts of kindness.
502
00:22:24,382 --> 00:22:27,212
I have something for all of you.
503
00:22:29,145 --> 00:22:30,433
[All moaning]
504
00:22:30,457 --> 00:22:32,642
Don"t worry, the supersonic
505
00:22:32,666 --> 00:22:33,988
vita-punch pack should be
506
00:22:34,012 --> 00:22:35,611
wearing off any second.
507
00:22:35,635 --> 00:22:38,993
We need to put it
in a place of honour.
508
00:22:39,017 --> 00:22:44,205
It... will... serve
as... an example.
509
00:22:44,229 --> 00:22:47,381
An example of a big baboon.
510
00:22:47,405 --> 00:22:48,348
[Crashing]
511
00:22:48,372 --> 00:22:50,764
What happened?
512
00:22:50,788 --> 00:22:52,110
My portrait!
513
00:22:52,134 --> 00:22:54,585
The windbag ran out of steam.
514
00:22:56,345 --> 00:22:57,495
Wait!
515
00:22:57,519 --> 00:22:59,521
I haven"t given my speech yet.
516
00:23:02,351 --> 00:23:03,535
One minute you"re up, the next
517
00:23:03,559 --> 00:23:05,941
minute you"re down.
518
00:23:10,980 --> 00:23:18,980
♪
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