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All right, sweetheart.
We are near Najaf.

I'm not allowed
to say exactly where.

Hey, Dwight,
say hello to Jenny.

He's cheating on you!

PERRY: Nice.

With a camel.
A drunk, slutty, camel.

All right, it was one time,
okay?

And the camel's
been texting me,
but it's over, I promise.

Hello? PSD.

Hey. Come on.

See those guys?
Private contractors.

They make 700 bucks a day.
I make seven.

Hey, yeah, but
you know what
they gotta do?

They gotta...

PERRY: Dwight!

(GUN FIRING)

(MEN YELLING)

...they gotta do?
They gotta...

(MEN YELLING)

Jenny your fiancee?

Well, she was, but...

Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm not mad.
It happens.

Look, I don't
want charity.

We are not a charity.

I just want my rehab.

You know,
if I'm gonna work,
and I want to work,

Dr. Laroque says I need
another year and a half
of hardcore rehab,

maybe two more surgeries.

Castleman shot me up.
I just want them
to pay my bills.

No more, no less.

Hmm.

(CHATTERING)

The army investigation
determined you were,

what, they said you were
hit by insurgents?

Yeah, that's because
Castleman refused

to cooperate
in that investigation.

NATHAN:
And they can do that?

No one's stopping them.
They're cowboys.

They go off all the time.
Boom, boom.

I just want them
to do right by me.

Pardon me, Mr., uh...

Oh, uh, Nathan Ford.
You are, uh, Dr. Laroque...

Can I talk to you
outside?

Doc, he's cool.
I found him on
the Internet.

Yes, that never goes badly.
With me?

Uh, I'll be in touch.

You can't just
come in here and
get his hopes up.

I'm just here
to provide options.

There are no options.

The veteran's hospital...

Is 400 miles away
and has a five month
waiting list.

Everybody in
that rehab room
is a reservist.

When reservists get out,
they get sent home,

no matter where home is
or how far it is

from the treatment
they need.

Nobody thought
this through.

We're not
a rich hospital.

I cashed in every favor
I had to take care
of these kids

for as long
as I could, but...

I have to go back
in there and tell Perry
we can't treat him anymore.

I have to do that.

Run your scam
on somebody
with money.

It's not a scam.
I'm here to help.

People don't just
show up to help.

That's not the way
the world works.

(DIALING)

Hardison, call them.

Why? Why?

I can't live like this
anymore.

The lies and the filth!

No! Help me!

I just...
I want to be clean.

I want to be clean.

(SOBBING)

Yeah. You understand
this is a soap
commercial, right?

Uh-huh.

Well, when I thought
about Peggy,

I came up
with this idea

that the dirt was
really this giant,
like metaphor for sin.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

You should take that.

No, no,
you should take that.

Oh.

Hello?

When?

Huh.

Peggy killed
her first husband.

Tha... Thank you.

(DOOR CLOSES)

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

That you or me?

Could be important.

Does your mama
have your number?

(CHOKING)

Yeah.

Nothing, why?

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

PARKER: Parker.

(SHUSHING)
No, I wasn't shushing you.

From the first job?
Yeah.

I put all that money
in a Swiss bank account.

Millions of dollars,
you didn't buy anything?

I don't like stuff.
I like money.

I bought a little
retirement home
in Ireland.

ELIOT: Nice.
And Dubai. And Tokyo.

What about you?

Yeah. Not about to tell
two known thieves

what I did with
a multimillion dollar
payout.

Don't you trust us?

Okay.

Okay.

I don't get it.

What is this?

This is our
new cover story.

Welcome to Leverage Consulting
and Associates,

founded in 1913
by the great
Harlon Leverage the Third.

(LAUGHING) I'm sorry.

Nate is going to kill you.

ELIOT: Did you paint that?

I'm gifted.

It's weird.

Now, Leverage Consulting
is squeaky clean.

All corporate taxes
on record as paid for
the last 90 years.

All your identities
as partners,

payroll taxes are paid,
you guys have pension plans
and dental.

Those are employment
records, case files
and company newsletters.

In 1998 I won
the sack race

at the Fourth of July
picnic. Cool.

Now, these...
These are your offices.

Now, you can bring
something like a photo, uh...

You know what? A plant.
I'm a big supporter
of dandelions.

Hardison,
I can't believe

you spent your
share of the cash
on all of this.

Me? No, hell no.
Nate paid for all of this.

You know,
with what he had left.

I mean, you know,
after he gave
the rest of it away.

Whoa, what do you mean,
he gave it away?

Yeah. All of it.
Every last penny.

It was, uh, to, like,
some children's hospital
or something like that.

But this...

This is my masterpiece.

PARKER: Nice.

My man.

Long version
or the short version?

Short.
Short version.

Shortest.

Photo and video
forensics programs,

back doors into every
electronic banking system
in the world

running heuristic data
crawls all over
the news sites

to find our clients.
Oh, also...

Is this the short version?

Facial recognition
database tied into
CIA, NSA and the FBI.

All right,
stop kicking the tires.

You wanna take her
for a spin?

See those guys?
Private contractors.

They make 700 bucks a day.
I make seven.

DWIGHT: Hey, yeah,
but you know what
they gotta do?

(GUN FIRING)
They gotta...

PERRY: Dwight!

Our client is
the cameraman,
Corporal Robert Perry.

He says that
the Castleman contractors
spooked and started firing.

5.56 NATO rounds,

mixed in with
some nine mils from
the submachine guns.

Insurgents would have
used with AK-47
with 7.62 ammo.

Has more of a crack.

Contractors shot
them up, all right.

You ID'd the weapon
from the gunshot sound?

It has a very
distinctive sound.

Castleman Security
is hardcore, folks.

Billion dollar company,
they got fat
government contracts

everywhere
we got troops.

That's Charles Dufort, CEO.

Very paranoid
and very professional.

I... I want to get
this clear right now,

this is a private army
you're talking about
taking on.

They got their own
intel assets,

they got a lot
of trigger pullers.

Yes, and lobbyists
in every office
in Washington, D.C.

The problem
with a cover up

is all the paperwork
it takes to keep
the lies straight.

Internal emails,
memos...

Exactly.

So...

NATHAN: Let's go to work.

So, we steal the evidence,

and threaten
to expose them.
Blackmail.

Ah, yes, but
just enough blackmail

to pay for Perry's rehab,
maybe a couple of
million more, damages.

Never hold up in court.

Ah, but that's why
Corporal Perry is lucky.

He doesn't have lawyers,
he has thieves.

Hardison?

Next time I'll
wear the suit.

SOPHIE ON EARPIECE:
Dufort's here.
I'll make contact.

See what you can
squeeze out of him.

Parker, Hardison,
time to hit his office.

I... I gotta go back
to the office.

I just remembered
something.

What?
I just remembered gravity

and the squishiness
of all my manly bits.

I designed this rig myself.
The line is carbon fiber,

five point harness,
weight support here,
here and here,

auto breaking resistance
on the main pulley back here.

Okay. Okay, cool.
So it's tested.

Not yet.

Not yet...

When the hell
was you gonna test it?

(SCREAMING)

Big baby.

(GRUNTS)

Seriously? Seriously?

Okay, Hardison, Parker,
guard sweeps are
every 10 minutes.

That means you got
nine minutes, 30 seconds.

I'm working on it.

Castleman is gonna be
very happy with the new
appropriations bill.

Pardon me.
Yes.

Congressman.
Lily McReady.

I'm with Executive Orders.

They're a London based
defense contractor.

Charles Dufort.
Hello.

Executive Orders
doesn't work for
the US government.

Yet.

Perhaps we can do
something about that.

Yes, well, um... It was
very nice to meet you.
SOPHIE: Oh.

Now you'll have to
excuse me.

You're not poaching,
are you?

Appropriations bill 718.

Those are our
defense contracts.
Don't even bother.

Mr. Dufort, surely
there's enough war
to go around.

I rather like you.

Hardison, Hardison,
what's this, uh...

What's this bill
they're talking about?

You know what?
I'd like to give it
a Schoolhouse Rock,

but this man has
an RFID security card reader

on his power supply,
so little busy.

Ooh, old school.
I found a safe.

You're not gonna
believe this.

It's voice activated.

All right,
one problem at a time.

Uh, Sophie,
I'm going in.

We need to get
an RFID card to Eliot.

My company is focused
on meeting senators,

but, um, I'm
thinking congressmen.

You know the great thing
about congressmen,

50, 100 grand,
well spent will
get one elected.

But then, once they're in,
the incumbency rate is
over 95 percent.

So you can get
on an average

18, 20 years' use
out of one of them.

In these uncertain times,
buying a United States
congressman

is one of the best
investments a corporation
can make.

Oh, I just threw up
in my mouth a little bit.

I'm a professional criminal
and I find that disturbing.

(CLEARING THROAT)

DUFORT: We've been
providing military advisors

internationally
for over 40 years.

Well, helping rebels
overthrow their governments,
Mr. Dufort.

No, overthrowing
the government

is too harsh a way
to describe it.

We just help them along.

Oh.
It was a kind
of collaboration.

Is that what
you call it?

Hey. Know what?
You have a little dip.

Oh, no, oh, dear.

You've got dip
all over this
beautiful jacket.

NATHAN: Brand new suit?

NATHAN: Shouldn't be too hard
to get out and wash.

DUFORT: No.

I don't believe this.
First day I've worn it.
Thank you.

I will see if I can
get someone to
help you with that.

Excuse me.
Yeah, garcon.

Yes, ma'am.

Could you, uh...
Could you possibly help us?

We've got a little stain
on this jacket here, you see?

Oh, look at that. Let me
take care of that for you.
I was wondering

if you could splash
a little soda.

Let me, uh,
keep this.

A man in my position
shouldn't forget his wallet.
That's embarrassing.

SOPHIE: Thank you.

Here you go, sir.
Knock yourself out.

DUFORT: ...taking good
care of me.
SOPHIE: You're welcome.

There's no magnetic strip.

It emits a little
radio frequency.

Just put it up
next to the phone
that I gave you.

(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

I'm in.

Parker, what's the status
of the voice lock?

Uh, I've been sampling
Dufort's speech,

but I still need
a few more sounds.

NATHAN: How many?
Well, I only need
the sounds

P, T, Ooh, Ah,
Eh, Oh, Aw, K, A, F.

Ah, only those. Eliot?

I'm on it. Pardon.

Hello.
Ooh, mmm.

Oh.
Appetizer, sir?

Sure. What do you got?

I've got the, uh,
pate d'escargot
avec beurre d'Argenteuil,

and what looks
like old duck,
kind of greasy.

I guess I'll have
the first one.

Of course.

Well? May I have some?

The greasy duck?

Ooh, no, no,
no, no, no.

I wouldn't have
the greasy duck.

No, I wouldn't suggest it.

No. The other one.

The pate d'escargot
with the beurre Argenteuil.

Excellent choice, sir.

Who is this clown?

Pretty good.
I got most of them.

Okay, now all I need
is F, Uh, and K.

(SPITS)
This is shrimp!
Very good then.

It's shrimp,
you stupid f...

Oh, there they are.
Really loud, too.

Okay, Sophie, start
the walk away.

SOPHIE: I was wondering,
could I drop by your office?

Any time.

NATHAN ON EARPIECE:
Where are you going?

Playing a hunch.

All right, well,
play it fast.

Hardison, what do you got?
You've got three minutes.

Too much. I got all
of Perry's medical records.

Uh, which...
It's pretty normal,

but they've got
psych evaluations,
high school records,

they're reading his emails.

Tapping his phones.

I've got surveillance
photos of Perry here

from the hospital
yesterday.

Why spend so much money
watching our guy?

I mean, investigations
of the shooting
were done months ago.

PERRY: See those guys?
Private contractors.

Because it's not
about the shooting.

The cover-up has nothing
to do with the shooting.

It's about the trucks.

SOPHIE: Congressman.

Uh, yes?

Your support on the next
appropriations bill
would be very helpful.

We've already earmarked
the new bid contracts
for Castleman.

They deserve it.

Nobody's perfect.

Look at all the
trouble they had with
that shooting in Najaf.

I'm sorry?
I don't really follow
that sort of news.

I just, uh, review
the contracts.

Of course.

Excuse me.

Parker, Hardison,
bug out, go
back to the office.

We're going
to the hospital.

You need to talk
to Perry again?

The shooting wasn't
an accident.

Perry isn't a victim,
he's a witness.

Castleman strike you
as the kind of company

to keep a witness alive?

He's not in
his damn room.

I'm checking
all the corridors

that are connected
to the exterior doors.

Sorry, Doc, I know
it's closed, but...

Mr. Ford?

We gotta get you out
of here now.

Why?
Castleman.

Come on.

Rob Perry.
Sophie Devereaux.

Ooh!

Here we go.
Watch those hands,
Mr. Perry.

I'm in a wheelchair,
I'm not blind.

SOPHIE: Let's go.

Nate, get him clear.
I can't find...

Excuse me, do you work
on this floor?

I, uh... What floor is this?

I'm in orthopedics. So...

Hey! Hey!

Take the elevator!

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

Mr. Ford!

Hello.

(MOANING)

(ELEVATOR BELL DINGING)

Go.

We got all
this stuff off one of
the Castleman hitters.

"I can't live
with the pain.
I'm so sorry."

This is a suicide note.

The gun is registered
in Robert Perry's name.

The bill of sale belongs
to a gun shop a mile
from his house.

I got Perry, uh,
squared away
in a safehouse.

ELIOT: Playtime's over, Nate.

It's only a matter of time
before they come after us.

The tall one?
The way he used
the knife?

Ex-Marine,
probably force recon.

You ID'd a guy off
his knife fighting style?

It's a very distinctive style.

For later.

HARDISON: I didn't sign up
for any of this.

What I did before,
nobody got hurt.

I stole paintings
for a living.

I never hurt anybody.

I actually hurt
people, so...

Nate, if anything
had happened to
this kid tonight...

You know, you guys
called on me.

You remember?

You begged me
to run the crew,

agreed to play
by my rules.

Now walk out
if you have
a problem with that.

Walk out any day
if you have
a problem with that.

It's simple.

We finish this one.

Just one.

How do we hit them?

Congressman Jenkins.
He's our in.

Looked me straight
in the eye

and told me he'd
never even heard
of the shooting.

So?

Looked me in the eye?

When men are
telling the truth

they're not looking
me in the eye.

A man only ever looks
a woman in the eye

when he's making
the effort to lie to her.

Well, you can't
argue with that.

Noted and filed.

All right,
Jenkins is Dufort's
pet congressman.

Let's see if we can
get him to bite.

The best way to
get two people
to reveal a secret.

Get them to turn
on each other.

May I put that
away for you?

That didn't sound
like a question.

Congressman Jenkins.

Oh, um... Executive Orders,
the European company.

From the
fundraiser, right?
That's right.

I remember you
from the fundraiser.

Please.

Tom Abrams.
You can call me Tommy.

You don't work for
Congressman Jenkins,
do you?

I do not.

No, I work for
Congressman Calloway
from upstate.

We already have
enough friends on the
appropriations committee.

European countries
will aid the United States
in their foreign operations

if they know that
European companies

are gonna reap
some of the benefits.

Some help on
the appropriations bill...

I support American company.

Like Castleman?
Like Castleman.

And they support,
uh, the country.

Well, I'm here because
Congressman Calloway

wanted me to let you know
that, uh, he's open
to discussions

now that Congressman Jenkins
has gone soft on you.

Jenkins always delivers.

Uh, Jenkins told
my boss to his face

that he's tired
of covering for you.

We've backed
him for years.

Well, Jenkins wanted
my boss to meet this woman

from a British company...
Era... Era...

Executive Orders.

I didn't pick you
at random, Congressman.

Castleman can be
a fickle friend.

Rumor has it they're
looking for some fresh blood.

I'll tell you what,
if your earmarks

and your no-bid contracts
are still in that
appropriations bill,

then you know that
he's still your boy.

But if they're not, well,
Congressman Calloway

would be open to
enjoying the same favors

that Jenkins has enjoyed
for all these years.

But, of course,
Jenkins has new friends now.

You should look out
for the signs, Congressman.

Missed phone calls,
no more little favors.

Those are the same signs
that your wife is cheating
on you.

That's right.

And what am I
supposed to do
when that happens?

Play the field.

Thanks very much
for coming, Tommy.

Pleasure.

Congressman Jenkins
is very careful.

No direct bribes,
but he's renovating
his house

and so far he's received
over $600,000 worth of work

for a little over 50 grand.

Castleman owns the
contracting company, huh?

I mean, he's going through,
like, three shell companies,
but yeah.

And this man
loves his house.

Just check out
his web browsing habits.
I mean, look here.

See, the man
spent three weeks

picking out the perfect
mahogany wood panels.

This site is like
wood porn.

Is his house finished?

Not even close.

Can I borrow your phone?

Hello. Yes, uh,
I'd like to
cancel delivery

on some mahogany
wood paneling, please.

The Jenkins house.

Yeah. You know what?
Do me a favor, man,

just go ahead and cancel
the whole order.

Yes, sir.

Uh, what's he doing?

Yanking the
congressman's chain.

Aha.

Parker started
her run yet?

Just now.

HARDISON: You know,
I still think
it would be easier

for me to just hack
the building and prank you.

NATHAN: No, no,
no computers. No.

A bill is put
into a wooden box

on the congressional floor
called the hopper.

(STAMMERING) A wooden box?

A wooden box.
Wood.

Oh, we can put
a man on the moon,

but all our laws go
into a wooden box?

What we need
to do is we need
to get Dufort

to believe that Jenkins
is abandoning him,

that Jenkins submitted
an appropriations bill

that doesn't have any
of the usual contracts
for Castleman.

Which means that
we have to put

our own pages
into the bill.

HARDISON: That means
the only place

that we could
get at it would...

Ah.

Ah! Okay.

You don't have
a pass, you don' t
get in.

HARDISON: I mean,
break a law,
everybody's done that.

My mama's
done that.
Uh-huh.

But steal a law?
Oh, she's gonna be
a legend, baby.

The eagle has landed.

It's in.

Go ahead, girl.
Sexiness.

(MEOWING) Like.

You might wanna ease up
on that a little bit.

I'm just saying.
Yeah.

Between me and you.
Between me and you.

Never leaves the room.

JENKINS ON SCREEN:
I've been your advocate
in Congress

for three administrations.

Guys, how's Washington?

Oh, villains, conmen,
wolves in sheep's clothing.

Felt right at home.

This is
pretty amazing.
Listen.

DUFORT: ...call me, this is
your contractor's problem.

JENKINS: Oh, please.
Let's not pretend.

DUFORT: You pulled
all our earmarks from
the appropriations.

There's about
an hour of this,

but here, here's
the high point.

JENKINS: Somebody screwed up.

I've always
been there for you.

I called Manila,

I cleared customs for you
in Los Angeles.

And that was a risk.

Now, after that there's...

Well, whatever you call
the rich guys

on telephone's version
of makeup sex.

But now we know,

Castleman makes
a thousand shipments
a month,

but one shipped
through Manila
right after the shooting

linked the phone records
from the Congressman.

Their shipments
come through here.

Now, somewhere
in this madness is
container 541.

It's currently sitting
at the Port of Los Angeles.

What's in it?

No idea. But it's
moving in two days.

Heading to the main
Castleman storage facility
in Kansas.

Now that... That's why
they tried to hit Perry,
right there. That's it.

Yeah. Wanted to tie up
all the loose ends

before they tucked
this one away
at home base.

What do you ship
in a crate from Iraq?

Oh, boy.

Something worth killing for.

How's security?

Dockyard entrance
is no problem, but...

There it is.
It's 541.

Hold up, Rambo.

There are no lasers,
no motion detectors,
no vibrations, no...

(DEVICE BEEPING)
Whoops.

What whoops?

It's a webcam.
Picking up its broadcast
on my phone.

Oh, I see it.
Up on that pole.

I just have to
spook the IP address

and overlay a digital
duplicate on the Wi-Fi...

(GLASS SHATTERING)

Or that.

Let's go.

I'm sorry it was
too far away
for you to punch.

I'm sure that really
frustrates you.

Position one,
what's your status?

GUARD ON RADIO:
Perimeter secure.
We're ready for you.

Copy that.
I'm on my way.

HARDISON: What do you think
is in there?

Artifacts from
Baghdad museums,

maybe some from
the Saddam palaces.

Nah, I bet it's weapons.

Lot of back alley
arms dealing going on
in a war zone.

Money's good, too.

(PANTING)

(LAUGHING)

Hey! Line of sight.

You shouldn't be away
from that container.

Something's wrong
with the webcam.

Get some men up there
and fix that webcam.

I want it working
in an hour. Move.

Okay.

That's worth killing for.

Ultraviolet checks out.
Paper checks out.

The watermarks, the ink,
it all checks out.

SOPHIE: There's a whole
container of it from Iraq,
of all places.

It's gotta be counterfeit.

No. It's real.
It feels real.

Hey. What've you got
going on?

You and Hardison,
what is it, like,
a creepy contest?

I don't know, what is it,
two, three hundred
million dollars

in US currency?
What's it doing in Iraq?

We sent it there.
What?

Beginning of the Iraq war,
my old company helped insure

the largest currency transfer
in history.

Billions and billions in
ones, fives and twenties,

all cash, sent to Iraq
for reconstruction.

Bribes.

As needed.

Nine billion went missing.

(SOPHIE SCOFFING)

Wait, billion
with a "B"?

Nine billion dollars
of US taxpayer money
just

disappeared?
Castleman gets a cut
of the booty.

The day they go
to move it,

real soldiers,
they see the transfer...

One of the contractors spooks,
starts shooting.

Corporal Perry
didn't see anything.

Well, they don't know that.

HARDISON: Castleman's
a billion dollar company.

Why would they even care
about this cash?

Because it's cash.

You know, money is money.
That's one thing.

Cash is a whole other thing.

For all the money
in the economy,

there's only about
$500 in cash
for every American.

Untraceable small bills,
perfect for slush funds,

or, um, home improvements
for US congressmen.

Or small time donors.

You know, for re-election.
No electronic trail.

It's money laundering.

How so?

All right, well,
Castleman uses
the illegal cash

to re-elect
his congressman.

Congressman gets him no-bid
contracts for government jobs

and then the government

pays for his services
with legal money.

And there's
the circle right there.

They turned the entire
US government into
a money laundering scam.

That's right.
HARDISON: Brilliant.
I'm impressed.

Never thought
I'd say this, ever.

That is just
way too much
money to steal.

No, you're not
gonna steal it.

You don't remember?

You're the good guys now.
You're gonna give it back.

Check the perimeter.

Start your rounds.
Okay.

The car is
right over there.

GUARD: Hey, you two!

I told you we should
have taken the shuttle bus.

Hold it right there!

NATHAN: I paid them $2,000
for food poisoning. They're
not getting another cent.

I have to hear this again?

Hey! Hey, you!
Hey, come here.

Come here. Where's
the Pacific, uh, cruise,
the parking lot?

You people have to
move away from this area.

Yeah, well,
I'm trying to, jackass.

Just tell me
where my car is.

Yeah, that's right.
Start a fight,
why don't you?

(SCREAMING)
Oh.

Excuse me.

Yes, sir?
Uh, yes...

Congressman!
Well, what a pleasure.

I paid a fortune
for these mahogany panels

and I'd like to know
where the hell they are.

I can help you with that
right here, sir.

They changed the lock.

Just do what you do.

I mean, whatever,
what you need?

Nah. Mmm-mmm.
Stop all that playing.
Mmm-mmm.

Hell, no.

After squeezing out
three brats...

Oh, here we go again!

Then he treats me
to a little romance.
Just a little.

I'll squeeze something
out of you, all right.
GUARD: You two!

Back to your post.

What's this?

I know you.
What?

(GASPS)

GUARD: Check the container!

What? Where did they go?

No. No, no,
no, no, no! No!

No!

Perimeter, perimeter,
there's a white truck
coming at you.

Do not let it pass!

GUARD: Stop that truck.

Come on! Come on!

(TIRES SQUEALING)

Get out of
the vehicle. Now!

Get out of the way.

What's going on here?

What are you
doing here?

We're moving
the container today.
Now, what's happening?

The container is empty.

GUARD: Let's go. Let's go.

Get out of the truck. Huh?

And just where
do you think
you're going?

I'm just transporting.

No, you're just gonna
open this truck.

What did you do?
Who the hell
are you working for?

You stupid son of a bitch.
I will bury you.

Get your damn hands
off me.

You don't think we kept
all of your emails,
all of your phone calls?

You go down
with us on this.

What is this?

This is the container.

The container?

The container with
the Iraqi money?

Open it.

Okay, I see what this is.
This is racial.

This is about
my ethniticity,
ain't it?

Uh-huh.
It's because I'm Jewish.

I'm supposed to believe
that you just happened
to be here

on the day that a couple
of hundred million dollars
in cash goes missing?

Don't blame me.

I helped you smuggle
that money through customs.

I broke laws.
I could go to jail.

REPORTER 1:
Congressman?

REPORTER 2:
Congressman. Sir.

Is this the container,
Congressman?

Uh... What?

You called us,
Congressman.

No, no, no, no.
No. I...

You, uh, must be
mistaken about this.

Just because
a brother likes
matzo ball soup,

what's wrong with that?
Sammy Davis...

Open that door

or I open your head.

Not this one.
This is 542.

What?

Your phone call said 541.

Sir, you're
holding the key.

Oh. Yeah, um...

I'm just back
from Washington
for a day

and they say I have to
personally come down here.

I'll give you a map
to your container.

Right there.
And one second.
I'll get you the key.

Don't. Don't.
They're watching us.

They're filming us.
Don't.

Charles?
You help me here, please?

(REPORTERS GASPING)

No!

Congressman,
what is all this?

What have you
uncovered here?

I have uncovered corruption.

This is Charles Dufort,
from Castleman Security.

And in the course
of his company's
very patriotic work in Iraq,

they discovered
a massive theft
of US currency.

Our intel revealed
that this container left Iraq

sometime last month.

I knew that I would need
high-level help unraveling
this conspiracy,

so I called the most
honest man that I know,
Congressman Jenkins.

And I want to tell you this,
I for one am not
going to stand by

(CELL PHONES RINGING)
and let this sort of
war profiteering continue.

JENKINS ON PHONE:
Don't you blame me.

I helped you smuggle
that money through customs.

I broke laws.
I could go to jail.

Now get your
damn hands off me.

DUFORT: You don't think
we kept all of your emails,
all of your phone calls?

You go down with us.

Congressman,
is this a confession?

There's an explanation
for everything.

Yes, Congressman, sir,
and what is that
explanation?

REPORTER 2:
Congressman, are you
profiting from this situation?

Uh...

How long have you been
involved in this smuggling?

Oh, crap.

(DIALING)

We're gonna lead
with "crap."

What's this about?

I don't know.
Mr. Ford said he wanted us
down here right away.

Hi, guys.

What do you want?

Show them.

An empty truck?

Nothing up my sleeve.

Is this stolen?

Not anymore.

What are we supposed
to do with it?

Pay for
Corporal Perry's rehab.

And some other
guys' rehabs.

Pretty much
whatever you want.

Doc, a cute blonde
shows up with
a couple of million dollars,

I say we take the win.

Thank you.

Corporal.

Thank you.
Thank you.

The world doesn't
work this way.

So change the world.

Okay.

(LAUGHING) Great.

We did it. We've got it.
I don't even know
what to say.

We can take care
of everybody.

I get half, right?
I get half?

No, you don't get half.
Yes, I do. I get half.

DR. LAROQUE: Uh-uh.

Anybody who wants
to walk away
can do it right now.

One more.

Maybe two.

I bought a plant.

Nice. Team spirit.

What does it do?

I can't believe you gave
all your money away.

You didn't buy
yourself anything.

I bought a car.

Probably a station wagon.

An electric car.
Of course.

How sweet.
Do you have to
wind it up?

I'm just trying
to be responsible.

Responsible?
You know it sucks
to be the good guy.

You haven't figured
it out yet, have you?

Just 'cause you're
the good guys now

doesn't mean you can't have
a little fun along the way.

(WHOOPS)

Oh, boy.
Midlife crisis.

Absolutely.
Definitely midlife.

Totally midlife crisis.