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Hi. My name is Mike.
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And while your house is very nice,
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this isn't going to be a love letter
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thanking you for letting us stay here.
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We usually come to the
beach twice a year...
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A week at the beginning of the summer
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and a week at the end.
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My wife's sister owns a
place right on the water.
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Her husband is a lawyer.
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My family and I rent a condo
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on the other side of the freeway
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because I'm not a lawyer.
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Guys, you've got to pay attention.
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You're... You're dropping everything.
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How come Aunt Debbie gets
to stay on the beach?
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Because Aunt Debbie married well.
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Shh!
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You want a dad who represents
multi-national corporations
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in tort litigation?
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Huh? Does that seem
like a fun dad to you?
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Getting a new credit card?
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Hopefully. Mine are maxed out.
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Last week, I hit the limit on my Target,
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and this morning, I used up my
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Chevron card buying groceries.
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Tommy tore my cards up.
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Apparently, we can't afford
my obsession with shoes
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now that we have to save up to get
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married because we have a kid.
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Yeah.
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Speaking of that, I'm totally
available to babysit...
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If the baby's already asleep
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and you want to pay someone to watch TV.
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Hey. Something's wrong with my phone.
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Every time I call you, it goes
straight to my own voicemail.
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Oh, no. That's right.
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After I dropped Clark at your sister's,
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I stopped at the phone store to
see about reducing our bill,
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and after a brief, but spirited,
discussion on roaming charges,
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I ended up canceling my phone
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and just had them forward
all my calls to yours.
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Oh, and I bought a churro.
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I'm telling you that
'cause I feel guilty
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about having a dessert
when it's not the weekend.
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Wait, so, you're just not gonna
have a phone anymore?
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Well, sure I will.
We'll just share yours.
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- Hello?
- Is this Nikki Gooze?
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- Who's calling?
- Is it for me?
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If it's a survey, don't hang up.
I actually enjoy those.
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Shh.
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This is Shyrell from
Colton Laboratories.
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We received your DNA sample and your
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cash, but you didn't fill in your...
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Yeah, um, actually, we're not interested
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in a home renovation right now,
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so, um, thank you so much
for calling, though.
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Oh, also, we only get 15
texts per month now, so...
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Make 'em count.
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So, guys, I have a
little surprise for you.
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I was thinking, when we
come back in a few months,
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maybe we can get a house
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on the beach, like Aunt Debbie.
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This place looks awesome.
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Honey, what are you doing?
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A place like that... that's
gonna cost an arm and a leg.
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I'll figure it out. Don't worry.
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You married better
than these kids think.
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Colton Laboratories. This is Shyrell.
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Hi. This is Nikki Gooze.
You just called.
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Do you, um, have my DNA results?
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Sweetheart, we just got
your samples today.
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Results can take up to 12 weeks.
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I was calling you because you
didn't fill in your address.
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Yeah, that's because
I live with my fiancée,
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and he can't know I'm doing this.
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Okay, so, then, we should
call you with your results.
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You need to quit it.
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Hold on a sec.
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Hello?
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Uh, is Tommy there?
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Can you call back in a few minutes?
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Okay, but I was...
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Okay, you can't call me. No. Yo...
you ha... in fact, you need to
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take this number out of your system.
Never call this number again.
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Okay, then, we will need an address.
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How about your work?
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Uh, work's no good. Let me think.
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I swear to God, I will come over
there and punch your ass.
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That's right. Punch it.
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I'd kick it, but my arms
are stronger than my legs.
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Oh, come on. You know I'm just playing.
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Hey. Put a stamp on this, would you?
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Vivian didn't have
one, so I told her I'd
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mail it for a dollar. Doubled our money.
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Told you buying those forever stamps
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10 years ago was going to pay off.
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You know what?
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Send it to 638 Carp Lane.
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Hiiii.
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If you're tired of living in a tent,
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you can totally stay at my apartment.
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Ah, thanks, but the tent's not that bad.
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And somebody keeps dropping off food
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in the morning, so, I mean, it's...
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Well, I have those pillows
that memorize your head
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and a vegetable crisper
full of Red Bull.
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- I'm in.
- Okay.
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It's for you.
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Hello?
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Yes, I was calling about
the house for rent.
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I was wondering if it's
available the week of, uh...
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I'm sorry. One second.
I'm getting a bad connection.
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I've got an echo.
I'm going to head outside.
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Okay.
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He's gonna head outside.
He's getting a bad echo.
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As luck would have it,
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your house was available
the week we needed it.
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I just had to figure out
a way to pay for it,
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which meant pulling
double shifts at work
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for the next two months.
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And the plan was going
pretty smooth until one night,
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during the tail end of a double
shift, I was really tired,
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and I wasn't paying attention
to where I was walking...
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Whoa!
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... which led to a bit of an accident.
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Turns out, my wife was
wrong about your house.
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It didn't cost me an arm and a leg.
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Just a leg.
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You learn a lot of things
when you lose a limb.
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For one, you learn you don't just
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buy a prosthetic leg off the rack.
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They have to fit you for it, and
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it takes a few months to get made.
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You also learn that children get pretty
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freaked out by a missing limb...
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no matter how hard your wife
tries to make it fun for them.
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All right, kids.
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Who wants to meet Daddy's
new friend, Mr. Whiskers?
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You go.
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Go.
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And while they prescribe
anti-bacterial soap
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to help protect you from infection...
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You learn they don't prescribe
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anything to protect your feelings.
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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
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It's the first time that
I've seen it naked.
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It's not that bad.
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The next thing you learn
is that you don't
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get to pick your home nurse.
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That's good. That's good. Okay.
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Oh!
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Relax. Relax. Let me steer.
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I am the captain now.
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That was from a movie with Tommy Hanks.
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"I am the captain now."
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You see, there was a gentleman
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who sounded like me who was a pirate,
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and when he took charge
of Tommy Hanks' boat,
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he looked at him and he said...
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"I am the captain now."
Yeah. I saw the movie.
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Yeah, we saw it.
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Then, you learn you can't even
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sleep in your own bed anymore.
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Oh, Mike!
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Oh, it touched me again.
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The stump... It poked through
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the pillow barrier, and it touched me.
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What the hell do you want me to do?!
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I thought you were gonna wear
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the kitty-cat cozy that I made for you.
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When I wear Mr. Whiskers,
my stump gets hot, it sweats,
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and you complain it smells
like old mayonnaise.
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Pick your poison, Lisa.
Pick your poison!
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Mayonnaise.
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But the worst thing was the boredom.
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The days turned into weeks,
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the weeks turned into months,
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and before you know it,
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we lose all track of time.
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Lisa!
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Why are you yelling?
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Why aren't we at the beach?
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We were supposed to start using
the house three days ago.
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I just figured with
everything going on...
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Mike, I mean, you haven't
left the house all summer.
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I lost 9 inches of my leg
for a week in that house, Lisa!
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Every day we don't use it
is 1.3 inches of flesh
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I lost for nothing.
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I lost an ankle for nothing!
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Kids, pack your shit!
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We're going to the beach!
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Good morning. Oh, wonderful.
You're off the chair.
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I'll take this opportunity
to Febreze the cushions.
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We're going to the beach!
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Splendid. The salt water is
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actually good for healing wounds.
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You hear that, Lisa?
Maybe my leg will grow back!
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Perhaps it will!
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That will never happen.
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But they told us in nursing school
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that optimism has been clinically proven
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aster get a patient back
on their feet... foot.
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Every second I wasn't
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in your rental house,
I was losing money.
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So we packed up the wagon
and hauled ass to the beach.
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Yes!
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Vivian?
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Vivian?
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Yeah?
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Look what I found in the bathroom.
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What is that?!
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It's a camera in a tissue box.
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Where did you get this tissue box?
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Um, I... I think that I got it
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at the drug store over on Maple.
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Some creep at the drug store
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must be putting cameras in tissue boxes
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so he can watch women
shower from his computer.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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We should go down to that drug store
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and buy all the tissue boxes so
that no other women have to...
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Do I smell Hot Pockets?
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Oh. Yeah.
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Bacon and cheddar... Your favorite.
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I'm cooking them in the oven
because you said the microwave
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doesn't crust them up like you like.
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And... and if that doesn't work,
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I can start experimenting with basting.
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- Wow. Vivian, you're the best.
- Oh.
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I don't know how I'm ever gonna
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repay you for letting me stay here.
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Well, I'm sure we'll think of something.
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In the meantime, why don't
you give me this camera,
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and I'm gonna make a formal complaint.
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You know what? I've got a better idea.
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I'm going to put this
back in the bathroom,
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stand right in front of
it, and jerk off. Yeah.
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Let's give that drug-store creep
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a whole lot more than he bargained for.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey. Hey! There's lotion under the sink!
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Anyway, my point in writing
all of this is that
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you should think about
lowering your rental
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price, so an average
family of four can go
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on a nice vacation
without losing a limb.
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That's right. I blame you.
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Mike.
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That's not funny!
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Oh, come on. They're just having fun.
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Look at the little seashells
they used as toenails.
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Tell me that doesn't make you smile.
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You think this is funny?!
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I'm crippled!
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Why don't you go tell your parents
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you made fun of a cripple,
you little pricks?!
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Go on! Get!
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Hot. Hot. Hot. Hot. Hot. Hot.
Hot. Hot! Hot! Hot!
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Maybe the kids can all sleep
over at my place tonight.
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Mike seems like he could use
a break... or a blowjob.
262
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Thanks.
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Mike?
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Mike?! Where are you going?!
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I'm going home. The sand is too hot.
266
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People keep staring at me.
This was a stupid idea.
267
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Wait, you're just gonna leave us here?
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You're acting insane!
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Insane?! I'm acting like a guy
who lost his leg, Lisa!
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Trust me. You have no idea
271
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what it's like to be in my shoe!
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The second we get back to the house,
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I'm checking these things for cameras.
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Good idea.
275
00:12:41,843 --> 00:12:43,376
You know, we should probably
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also check each other for cameras.
277
00:12:45,346 --> 00:12:47,613
You know, kind of like
how, after you go hiking,
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you check for ticks.
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Eddie?!
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I got to go.
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Buddy. Where have you been?
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If you've been hiding,
you don't have to.
283
00:13:00,194 --> 00:13:03,362
I'm not pissed that you
burned down my van/home.
284
00:13:03,364 --> 00:13:04,964
I know it was an accident.
285
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I'm not gonna kick your ass.
286
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Okay, uh, first of all, I'm pretty sure
287
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I could beat the shit out of you,
288
00:13:10,538 --> 00:13:12,438
but let's put a pin in
that for the moment.
289
00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:15,074
I was hoping the next time I
saw you, I would be finished.
290
00:13:15,076 --> 00:13:16,509
Finished with what?
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00:13:19,914 --> 00:13:22,682
I got it from a yard sale of sorts.
292
00:13:22,684 --> 00:13:24,684
Basically, I saw it
sitting in someone's yard
293
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and I asked if it was for sale.
294
00:13:30,358 --> 00:13:33,359
I tried to replace all the
stuff that was inside.
295
00:13:33,361 --> 00:13:35,561
Here's a new action figure.
296
00:13:35,563 --> 00:13:36,996
Handsome Man.
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I made his gi flame-retardant,
298
00:13:38,499 --> 00:13:41,925
so, God forbid, he doesn't
die the same way twice.
299
00:13:43,204 --> 00:13:45,171
I don't know what to say.
300
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I can't believe you did this.
301
00:13:47,408 --> 00:13:48,808
Well, I had to, man.
302
00:13:48,810 --> 00:13:50,543
My substandard joint extinguishment
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destroyed your van/home.
304
00:13:52,180 --> 00:13:53,980
I would never blame you for that!
305
00:13:53,982 --> 00:13:56,952
Well, I know. That's why I had to do it.
306
00:14:01,856 --> 00:14:03,789
Were you the one who
was leaving the food
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00:14:03,791 --> 00:14:05,992
outside my tent on the beach?
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00:14:05,994 --> 00:14:08,661
I didn't want you to be hungry.
309
00:14:08,663 --> 00:14:10,196
Thanks.
310
00:14:10,198 --> 00:14:11,754
But for the record,
311
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:15,199
I like my peanut butter
smooth, not crunchy.
312
00:14:15,436 --> 00:14:17,703
I wish I would have known that!
313
00:14:35,089 --> 00:14:36,609
God damn it!
314
00:14:36,615 --> 00:14:39,458
I left my credit card at the beach.
315
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Let's go.
316
00:14:46,434 --> 00:14:49,446
Keep it running? Yeah.
317
00:14:58,391 --> 00:15:00,825
Lisa!
318
00:15:00,982 --> 00:15:03,916
Shit. Mike! This is nothing!
319
00:15:03,918 --> 00:15:07,453
I had too many beers, and he
let me cry on his shoulder.
320
00:15:07,455 --> 00:15:10,122
And then, we just...
We smoked a little hash,
321
00:15:10,124 --> 00:15:13,092
and we watched a little
porn on his phone,
322
00:15:13,094 --> 00:15:15,294
and then, this just happened!
323
00:15:17,165 --> 00:15:19,500
Mike! Mike!
324
00:15:19,506 --> 00:15:21,167
Mike, wait!
325
00:15:21,169 --> 00:15:23,729
Oh, my God. What did I do?
326
00:15:23,735 --> 00:15:25,304
What did I do?
327
00:15:25,306 --> 00:15:28,441
This is not your fault. I am to blame.
328
00:15:28,443 --> 00:15:31,243
Sometimes, I can't control
my desire to comfort.
329
00:15:31,245 --> 00:15:32,978
No, you need to leave.
330
00:15:32,980 --> 00:15:34,346
Are you sure?
331
00:15:34,348 --> 00:15:36,115
Because I believe the orgasm count
332
00:15:36,117 --> 00:15:38,340
is Lisa: 1, Kwame: 0.
333
00:15:38,346 --> 00:15:40,318
Don't we think should even things out...
334
00:15:40,324 --> 00:15:41,371
No.
335
00:15:41,377 --> 00:15:43,177
- Huh?
- No.
336
00:16:55,522 --> 00:16:58,456
Perspective is an interesting thing.
337
00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:00,134
And sometimes, to truly understand
338
00:17:00,140 --> 00:17:02,535
why someone does the things they do,
339
00:17:02,541 --> 00:17:04,564
you need to imagine what
would have happened
340
00:17:04,570 --> 00:17:06,885
if the shoe wasn't on the other foot.
341
00:17:16,364 --> 00:17:18,998
Instead of being wrapped up
in your own problems,
342
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,733
you need to consider what other people
343
00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:22,067
might be going through...
344
00:17:25,773 --> 00:17:27,606
...the things they're
having to deal with...
345
00:17:27,608 --> 00:17:29,675
Sorry.
346
00:17:29,677 --> 00:17:32,177
... and how you might
not be the only person
347
00:17:32,179 --> 00:17:34,842
trying to cope with a shitty situation.
348
00:17:38,419 --> 00:17:41,053
Ooh! Lisa! No, your
stump touched me again!
349
00:17:41,055 --> 00:17:42,955
You're gonna have to pick
your poison, Mike!
350
00:17:42,957 --> 00:17:44,723
Pants?
351
00:17:44,725 --> 00:17:47,693
I lost 9 inches of my leg
for that beach house, Mike.
352
00:17:49,997 --> 00:17:52,064
Pack your shit! We're
going to the beach!
353
00:17:55,336 --> 00:17:57,002
Hey, that's not funny.
354
00:17:57,004 --> 00:17:59,471
I'm acting like a woman
who lost her leg, Mike!
355
00:18:00,642 --> 00:18:03,108
You have no idea what it's
like to be in my shoe!
356
00:18:04,745 --> 00:18:07,980
And when we're hurting,
stressed, and vulnerable,
357
00:18:07,982 --> 00:18:10,215
we're all capable of making decisions
358
00:18:10,217 --> 00:18:11,656
that we might later regret.
359
00:18:13,354 --> 00:18:14,687
Mike?
360
00:18:14,689 --> 00:18:15,955
Oh, shit. No, no, no, no.
361
00:18:15,957 --> 00:18:17,790
This isn't what it looks like.
362
00:18:22,964 --> 00:18:24,797
So, I'm sure you have a good reason
363
00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,332
why you charge the rent you charge
364
00:18:26,334 --> 00:18:27,680
for your beach house.
365
00:18:27,686 --> 00:18:29,453
And if I was in your situation,
366
00:18:29,459 --> 00:18:30,992
I might do the same.
367
00:18:31,238 --> 00:18:33,581
I apologize for what I wrote earlier...
368
00:18:33,798 --> 00:18:35,836
Your pal, Mike.
369
00:18:37,178 --> 00:18:38,544
Mike.
370
00:18:38,546 --> 00:18:40,446
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
371
00:18:40,448 --> 00:18:42,114
I understand.
372
00:18:42,116 --> 00:18:43,983
- You do?
- Yes.
373
00:18:46,587 --> 00:18:49,621
I've been so focused on
what I was going through,
374
00:18:49,623 --> 00:18:52,558
I didn't realize what
you were going through.
375
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:55,150
I know this hasn't been
easy on you, either.
376
00:18:56,639 --> 00:18:58,190
I forgive you.
377
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:02,126
Oh. I... I should brush my teeth first.
378
00:19:02,771 --> 00:19:04,437
I think I blew Kwame.
379
00:19:04,638 --> 00:19:05,871
I appreciate that.
380
00:19:08,342 --> 00:19:10,109
♪ Walk a mile in my shoe ♪
381
00:19:10,111 --> 00:19:12,378
Hey!
382
00:19:12,380 --> 00:19:16,782
♪ Walk a mile in my sho-o-oe ♪
383
00:19:16,784 --> 00:19:20,652
♪ Before you abuse,
criticize, and accuse ♪
384
00:19:20,654 --> 00:19:24,433
♪ Walk a mile in my shoe ♪
385
00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:29,528
♪ Now, your whole world
you see around you ♪
386
00:19:29,530 --> 00:19:32,743
♪ Is just a reflection ♪
387
00:19:34,135 --> 00:19:35,968
♪ And the law of karma ♪
388
00:19:35,970 --> 00:19:40,648
♪ Says you're gonna reap
just what you sow ♪
389
00:19:42,267 --> 00:19:45,811
- ♪ So, unless you've lived a life ♪
- Hey!
390
00:19:45,813 --> 00:19:48,881
♪ Of total perfection ♪
391
00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:50,783
She's stealing my mail!
392
00:19:50,785 --> 00:19:52,851
♪ You'd better be careful ♪
393
00:19:52,853 --> 00:19:57,101
♪ Of every stone that you should throw ♪
394
00:19:59,026 --> 00:20:00,993
♪ And yet we spend the day ♪
395
00:20:00,995 --> 00:20:05,174
♪ Throwing stones at one another ♪
396
00:20:07,234 --> 00:20:10,042
♪ 'Cause I don't think or wear ♪
397
00:20:10,048 --> 00:20:14,344
♪ my hair the same way you do ♪
398
00:20:15,709 --> 00:20:19,578
♪ Yeah, well, I may be common people ♪
399
00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:21,914
♪ But I'm still your sister ♪
400
00:20:24,018 --> 00:20:28,087
♪ When you strike out
and try to hurt me ♪
401
00:20:28,089 --> 00:20:31,523
♪ It's hurting you ♪
402
00:20:31,525 --> 00:20:35,694
♪ Walk a mile in my shoes ♪
403
00:20:35,696 --> 00:20:40,199
♪ Walk a mile in my shoes ♪
404
00:20:40,201 --> 00:20:44,269
♪ Before you abuse,
criticize, and accuse ♪
405
00:20:44,271 --> 00:20:48,006
♪ Walk a mile in my shoes ♪
406
00:20:48,008 --> 00:20:49,708
Woman: Hey, Clem. It's me.
407
00:20:49,710 --> 00:20:51,310
We're renting a beach
house this weekend,
408
00:20:51,312 --> 00:20:52,945
and we'd love to see you.
409
00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:55,481
Maybe you can bring that
girl we've heard about.
410
00:20:55,487 --> 00:21:00,513
_
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00:21:01,931 --> 00:21:06,502
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