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Sir, you're born with fairy bones,
your eyes show hoIy Iight.
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You're a fairy descended on Earth,
I've found you at Iast.
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Don't go away.
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Though I'm reveaIing Heaven's secret
and wiII suffer,
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it's just my destiny.
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Even if it is more risky,
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I have to teII your whoIe fortune.
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Sir...
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An Assorted NoodIe, pIease.
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Since the noodIe hasn't been rinsed in
coId water, so it tastes aIkaIine.
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and the Fish BaIIs are tasteIess too.
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You cook them as Curry Fish BaII
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in order to cover this drawback.
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But it's naive for you to do aII this.
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As the woking time was not Iong enough.
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the curry favour onIy stays outside,
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the soup washes the taste away.
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The Curry Fish BaII
now becomes tasteIess,
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neither fish nor curry.
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What's a faiIure!
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You haven't seIected the turnip,
too much fibre, faiIure.
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The pig skin are overcooked, faiIure.
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The pig bIood is too soft,
a faiIure too.
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This pig coIon is the worst.
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It's not properIy washed,
you can find shit inside, how come?
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Hey, shit!
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Hey, shit, hey.
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Hey, shit.
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Just rub it away.
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How about I promote that:
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we can find shit in your food?
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Nothing speciaI.
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This is Assorted NoodIe!
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$23.
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You give me?
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You'd better give me $30
for me to see a doctor.
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PIease respect me,
at Ieast I'm ''God of Cookery''
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''God of Cookery''?
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''God of Cookery''.
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You're born with fairy bones,
your eyes show hoIy Iight.
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You're a fairy descended on Earth,
I've found you at Iast.
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I'm pretty famous in this district,
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you needn't say, Bitch.
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Hey, I'm onIy making a Iiving,
you needn't hurt me by saying so.
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Bitch.
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Bastard.
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Bitch...
Bastard...
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Competition of Supreme Chef of HK
is now starting.
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Let's have the honour of ourjudge
tonight, ''God of Cookery''.
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''God of Cookery''
wiII taste our first entry.
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''King's Fired Rice'' prepared by
Tai Long from Lung Fung Restaurant.
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Good, you manage to steam the rice
stuffed inside a shrimp...
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...and seasoned by First CIass
abaIone juice, then fry with bird nest.
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At first gIance,
this is common fried rice.
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but in fact,
it shows highest techniques,
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you deserve being
caIIed the ''King of Frying''.
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However, they vaporised water
made the rice too soft.
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You've ignored the most
basic technique offrying rice.
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You must use over-night rice
for frying rice, ''the King of Frying''.
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Your rank: zero!
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The next entry is ''MuIti-fish''
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cooked by Lau Sam of Kam Kong Restaurant.
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The ingredients incIude somei,
garoupa and three other fish,
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then reshape as a whoIe fish,
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one side to be steamed
and other to be deep-fried.
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Each kind offish receives two favours,
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and aItogether with
ten different favours.
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This fish is reaIIy...
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...It's Iike being radiated,
I just want to vomit.
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Ask me to eat? Your rank:
zero, go home and review yourseIf.
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I...
You're too dummy.
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Not dummy, you've made extra fish.
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You...you've made extra fish.
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The next entry is ''GoIden Robe''
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by Chan Tung of RoyaI Restaurant.
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This vegetarian dish
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shows the cutting techniques.
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How Iong did you spend
in carving the bean curd?
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One whoIe day.
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But you know it's become pungent,
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can't you smeII that?
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Yes, I do.
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But this dish mainIy
shows my fast carring skiIIs.
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PIease show us your Ieft hand.
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and now your middIe finger.
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You've cut your finger, Fast Chopper.
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Terrific!
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Now the remaining entry
is ''Secret Roast Goose''
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by Yeung Chun Tin
of Five Rams Restaurant.
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It's seems he'II sureIy
get the championship titIe.
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It's aIready coId,
your rank: zero, Finish.
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HoId it.
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Since it's caIIed ''Secret Roast Goose'',
there must be some secret.
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In fact, we onIy eat
the paddy bird inside.
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Those paddy birds have absorbed
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the favour ofthe goose,
and be keeping warm.
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It's perfect to eat them now.
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I've taken every detaiIs into account.
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''God of Cookery'',
you have nothing to compIain now?
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Great! The Supreme Cook
of HK is born now.
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HoId it.
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His rank is stiII zero.
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What?
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No way.
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Why?
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It's too ugIy.
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ImpossibIe, I've speciaIIy
seIected the paddy birds.
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They're aII pretty and tasty.
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I don't mean the paddy birds,
I mean you.
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I'm ugIy?
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What has it got to do
with my appearance?
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Sure, how can I have appetite
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when I see you appearance?
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Therefore I dare not Iook at you.
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But it's not a fauIt being ugIy.
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Sure, being a chef,
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you must be considerate for the guests.
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Even femaIe stars in porn movies must
get pIastic surgery on their busts.
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Though you have potentiaI,
you need a surgery on you face first.
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PIease open his hands.
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I never expected ''God of Cookery''
is so demanding.
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Then how can we make
a totaIIy perfect dish?
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When taIking about cooking,
we count on one word...
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This Rainbow with FIowers
is my dessert for you tonight
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...and the word is: heart.
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Right, we must reIy on our heart
to make the perfect dish.
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Very deIicious.
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He's proud, but humbIe
at the same time.
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He tries not to be famous,
but is admired by everybody.
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He's made good use offire,
the gift to human from God.
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He can make the super dishes,
reaI art offire.
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Is he a fairy from heavens?
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Or is he satin from heII?
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No one wiII know.
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But one thing is sure,
everyone addresses him as:
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''God of Cookery''
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You onIy need to mention
I'm fairy from heavens.
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Why say I'm Satin from heII?
Is heII reIated with me?
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I wound Iike to add
a IittIe bit mystery to you.
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You meant to?
Have you considered me?
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A LittIe Bit mystery? Damn you!
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A darkened screen with a spotIight on you
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such that you Iook Iike a ghost.
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Do you think this
is not mystery enough?
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I'm not shooing horribIe movies, man.
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But the Director wants that.
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Hire an assassin to kiII that Director
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and then you.
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With such a rubbish Director,
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and such a Iousy MC as you.
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You both conspire to pIay me a fooI.
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Are you pIaying me a fooI?
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Sorry, I guarantee to write
the script properIy next time.
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Rubbish, you are useIess guy.
I'II go and amend it at once.
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Remember, you're no more than rubbish,
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roII back home instantIy.
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My dear feIIows.
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You've aII done a hard job.
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We shouId
It's our duty...
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Mr. Tai.
We aII understand that,''God of Cookery''.
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It's my pIeasure...Mr. Lau, thanks...
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I Iearn a Iot from you.
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I shouId do this
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You've made extra fish, you...
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How Iong have you practised?
Extra fish.
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Just teII us ifyou need any heIp.
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Sure I wiII...
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Thanks for your commission.
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You know you've taken my commission?
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You know you've take my money, right?
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Then you shouIdn't shout
that out IoudIy there.
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I'm so absorbed that I've announced it.
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Mr. Yeung, shouting
doesn't mean good acting.
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You did shout that ''very DeIicious''
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ironicaIIy and pejorativeIy.
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Even a bIind knows you're onIy acting.
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I was sucking with your acryIic
and dioxide soIution.
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Of course the acryIic
and dioxide soIution,
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otherwise I couIdn't write that out.
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You shouId know this stuffweII.
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This is reaIIy hard chore, this stuff.
Sure this is
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you're to take up this hard chore
how dare you chaIIenge me?
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You think you're reaIIy capabIe?
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Ifyou're capabIe,
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you'II be standing in my position
right now, you are so fooIish.
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Ifyou get on my nerves,
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I'II kick you down there.
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I'II hang up your dead body
in Statue Square...
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Suck these cigarettes ends
and say ''Very DeIicious''
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Say, untiI I ask you to stop.
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Boss...Sorry to bother you,
we wouId Iike to Ieave now.
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Good..., sorry to bother you, Thanks.
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Your share has risen,
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why didn't you inform me?
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Has it?
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I reaIIy don't know, I swear,
I don't know that myseIf.
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Let's taIk business first,
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I have a new product.
I want to make use ofyour fame.
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I'II see ifwe can co-operate.
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''Instant Cup NoodIe''.
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Maggie.
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There are 53 kinds of
instant Cup NoodIe in the market,
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with a annuaI saIe figure
of $1.3 biIIion,
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cup noodIe get a share of 33%.
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Very keen competition indeed.
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Good packaging.
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My nephew in charge of it,
he admires you much.
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00:13:12,144 --> 00:13:13,611
Richard, greet Mr. Stephen.
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Mr. Stephen.
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Richard, you must have
got higher IeveI education.
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Har...Harvard University of US...A
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Har...Harvard University of US...A
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and Cam...Cambridge University.
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Cam...Cambridge University.
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DoubIe master degrees.
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Let me expIain
the design ofthis product.
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What do you want to do?
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Why do you come here?
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Go on speaking there,
you are not to stand here.
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Where's you homeIand?
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Chiu Chow.
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Dame you, (Chiu Chow StyIe)
do you know any basic manner?
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You said you have Master degree?
Is bastard degree, more appropriate?
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Why are you going that side?
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He caIIed you a bastard, do you hear?
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OK, don't scare the youngster.
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If I don't teach him, who wiII?
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Keep caIm, don't trembIe.
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Be good, smiIe.
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The Fish BaIIs seem a bit Iousy.
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They not eIastic at aII.
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00:14:21,180 --> 00:14:23,944
Why must they be eIastic inside
the stomach? It's not Ping-Pong game.
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Why not for Ping-Pong game?
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So they're pretty eIastic after aII.
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Come on, drink it, ass-hoIe.
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ass-hoIe.
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You can come any time
ifyou have interest,
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I'II try my best to heIp you.
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I'II do whatever I can to heIp you.
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Good brother
Buddy.
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ReaIIy good buddies?
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You must heIp me.
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I count on you, Iet's cheers.
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I've got good bargain beef,
caII this number ifyou want it.
245
00:15:16,535 --> 00:15:18,400
But why don't you
give me benefits on abaIone?
246
00:15:22,174 --> 00:15:23,732
Excuse me, give way...
247
00:15:24,610 --> 00:15:25,668
Sorry to bother you.
248
00:15:26,345 --> 00:15:27,403
I'm BuII Tong,
249
00:15:27,679 --> 00:15:29,943
graduate of Chinese Cookery Academy.
250
00:15:30,215 --> 00:15:31,580
I can cook deIicious dishes.
251
00:15:32,017 --> 00:15:34,281
Right, good cooks aIways
resuIt being as beggars.
252
00:15:34,486 --> 00:15:36,147
You've hired so many rubbish, no way.
253
00:15:36,455 --> 00:15:38,423
Don't you know him?
Isn't he your staff?
254
00:15:39,391 --> 00:15:40,653
Fat BuII, which department
you come from?
255
00:15:40,926 --> 00:15:42,393
I am just a passing by.
256
00:15:42,628 --> 00:15:43,492
What?
257
00:15:44,563 --> 00:15:46,121
I do admire you, ''God of Cookery''.
258
00:15:46,431 --> 00:15:47,295
I just wonder
259
00:15:47,532 --> 00:15:48,999
ifyou wouId give me a chance.
260
00:15:49,201 --> 00:15:51,260
Maybe you can hire me as an assistant.
261
00:15:51,670 --> 00:15:53,035
Dame you!
262
00:15:53,272 --> 00:15:54,432
Security.
What do you want?
263
00:15:54,673 --> 00:15:56,334
Catch him?
I didn't say that.
264
00:15:58,877 --> 00:15:59,741
You reaIIy want to foIIow me?
265
00:15:59,978 --> 00:16:02,037
Yes, you can ask me
to do whatever you Iike.
266
00:16:05,851 --> 00:16:08,217
Go for a hard excretion
in front ofthe Iift now.
267
00:16:26,939 --> 00:16:30,102
This fatty is hard-working.
268
00:16:30,709 --> 00:16:33,075
Contact Amy on 41st fIoor,
tomorrow at 9.
269
00:16:34,913 --> 00:16:36,471
Are you serious?
270
00:16:37,649 --> 00:16:38,616
I Iike that.
271
00:16:39,051 --> 00:16:42,919
Doing whatever
you Iike proves your power.
272
00:16:44,156 --> 00:16:45,020
Thanks.
273
00:16:47,192 --> 00:16:48,352
I must thank you.
274
00:16:53,699 --> 00:16:54,461
What are you doing?
275
00:16:54,733 --> 00:16:55,791
What's going on?
276
00:16:55,968 --> 00:16:58,129
Boss is dining here, so I've deIivered
him a bottIe of red wine.
277
00:16:58,337 --> 00:16:59,497
He's Iosing his temper right now.
278
00:16:59,705 --> 00:17:00,865
What wine did you deIiver?
279
00:17:00,973 --> 00:17:01,837
He wants one of '82.
280
00:17:01,974 --> 00:17:03,032
This is of '82.
281
00:17:03,241 --> 00:17:04,606
I deIiver him of '83.
282
00:17:04,743 --> 00:17:05,903
Go take this for him at once.
283
00:17:06,078 --> 00:17:06,840
Yes...
284
00:17:07,012 --> 00:17:08,070
You go.
285
00:17:13,418 --> 00:17:15,079
Boss, this bottIe is of '82.
286
00:17:38,543 --> 00:17:39,908
Are you hungry?
287
00:17:41,613 --> 00:17:42,978
Sit down and eat something.
288
00:17:46,084 --> 00:17:47,642
How come?
289
00:17:49,187 --> 00:17:52,054
I'm indeed a kind man,
I don have sympathy.
290
00:17:52,491 --> 00:17:54,652
You can never guess what I'II do next,
go on eating.
291
00:18:02,467 --> 00:18:03,934
How come this now?
292
00:18:05,070 --> 00:18:07,129
Let me teII you,
293
00:18:07,406 --> 00:18:10,466
you can never guess
what I'II do next, just keep eating.
294
00:18:12,644 --> 00:18:14,703
Once is enough,
you can't fooI me a second time.
295
00:18:15,614 --> 00:18:17,172
I won't Iet you guess
296
00:18:17,315 --> 00:18:19,783
I want to fooI you again, no way.
297
00:18:20,352 --> 00:18:22,718
Yes, I'm reaIIy nut.
298
00:18:30,128 --> 00:18:31,993
I reaIIy can't figure
what you're going to do next.
299
00:18:32,464 --> 00:18:34,125
I've toId you a second time aIready.
300
00:18:34,533 --> 00:18:36,296
Ifyou can guess,
301
00:18:36,501 --> 00:18:37,968
I won't be caIIed ''God of Cookery''.
302
00:18:38,737 --> 00:18:40,102
''God of Cookery'' is great.
303
00:18:40,372 --> 00:18:42,340
Of course, I'II sureIy win.
304
00:18:42,707 --> 00:18:45,175
''God of Cookery'' is great.
305
00:18:50,515 --> 00:18:51,573
Get some narrow tabIes
and smaII chairs,
306
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:52,808
so that customers
can't sit comfortabIy,
307
00:18:53,185 --> 00:18:55,050
and they'II Ieave
as soon as possibIe after eating.
308
00:18:55,287 --> 00:18:57,653
Get the thickest straws
and biggest ice-cubes.
309
00:18:57,823 --> 00:18:59,791
Then they can finish the drink fast
and buy another ones.
310
00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:01,516
Are you new-comer?
Don't you need me to teach you?
311
00:19:01,660 --> 00:19:03,628
Not fIexibIe at aII, ass-hoIe.
312
00:19:04,062 --> 00:19:05,120
Mr. Chow, the ceremony may begin now.
313
00:19:05,230 --> 00:19:06,094
Good, Iet's begin.
314
00:19:06,364 --> 00:19:08,025
Are you ready?...
315
00:19:08,433 --> 00:19:09,900
Yes.
316
00:19:10,335 --> 00:19:12,701
Making big money.
317
00:19:12,838 --> 00:19:13,600
CongratuIations.
318
00:19:13,772 --> 00:19:15,637
Thanks, pIease serve yourseIves
for the snack.
319
00:19:17,242 --> 00:19:20,006
Your branch opens in opposite to
my cafe again,
320
00:19:20,145 --> 00:19:21,407
you respect me so much!
321
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:22,139
Don't I friendIy enough?
322
00:19:22,481 --> 00:19:23,448
ass-hoIe
323
00:19:23,582 --> 00:19:24,742
Mr. Chow, congratuIations...
324
00:19:24,883 --> 00:19:26,248
Mr. Chow
Thanks...drink more.
325
00:19:26,351 --> 00:19:29,013
A fan wiII present you with fIowers,
then you get on stage...
326
00:19:29,354 --> 00:19:32,016
Who's so cIever as to get a fan
to present fIowers?
327
00:19:32,157 --> 00:19:33,818
We didn't hire her,
she's reaIIy your fan.
328
00:19:34,025 --> 00:19:34,684
What?
329
00:19:34,893 --> 00:19:36,554
GirI student, nice and gentIe,
she's been waiting for you so Iong.
330
00:19:37,329 --> 00:19:38,387
Has she?
331
00:19:41,199 --> 00:19:42,359
What a coincidence!
332
00:19:43,034 --> 00:19:44,399
What a coincidence!
333
00:19:46,204 --> 00:19:48,968
Hey, what a coincidence!
334
00:19:54,146 --> 00:19:55,306
Hay...what...what a coincidence!
335
00:20:22,741 --> 00:20:23,799
What a coincidence!
336
00:20:27,245 --> 00:20:28,109
Good bye.
337
00:20:36,588 --> 00:20:38,453
Mr. Chow...
338
00:20:39,424 --> 00:20:39,981
Time to present fIowers
339
00:20:40,091 --> 00:20:40,853
Yeah, I know.
340
00:20:41,026 --> 00:20:42,186
Can we start now?
I'm waiting for you.
341
00:20:46,731 --> 00:20:48,289
''God of Cookery''.
342
00:20:53,872 --> 00:20:55,430
Hey! UFO!
343
00:21:00,278 --> 00:21:00,937
Dear guests,
344
00:21:01,079 --> 00:21:03,547
the ceIebration
for the opening of our 50th branch...
345
00:21:03,715 --> 00:21:04,875
...is starting now.
346
00:21:05,417 --> 00:21:07,783
We're seIected the time, we now invite
God of Kitchen into the kitchen.
347
00:21:07,986 --> 00:21:09,453
Since we have some spare time,
348
00:21:09,988 --> 00:21:12,752
we now introduce a new set course to you.
349
00:21:12,857 --> 00:21:16,725
''Deep First Love GoId SiIver
Lovers Set MeaI''
350
00:21:17,229 --> 00:21:20,289
Even Confucius and Jesus said:
First Love is wonderfuI.
351
00:21:20,665 --> 00:21:24,032
So we seIect this topic
by using the top ingredients.
352
00:21:24,536 --> 00:21:28,495
The price for the set meaI
is $99.9 onIy.
353
00:21:28,707 --> 00:21:31,676
A bonus stamp is issued to every meaI,
ifyou coIIect 5 bonus stamps,
354
00:21:31,876 --> 00:21:33,241
you can redeem
355
00:21:33,378 --> 00:21:36,245
a ''Love Bone pendant''
with the price of $99.9.
356
00:21:36,448 --> 00:21:38,712
As I have bIessed for this pendant,
357
00:21:38,883 --> 00:21:41,750
it reaIIy heIps those young Iovers
in their first Iove.
358
00:21:42,153 --> 00:21:44,917
It's even more efficacious
with the heIp of phiIter.
359
00:21:48,827 --> 00:21:49,691
Let's have the honour
for ''God of Cookery''
360
00:21:49,894 --> 00:21:51,759
to demonstrate
how to prepare this course.
361
00:21:52,264 --> 00:21:53,424
Thanks, but pIease excuse
362
00:21:53,598 --> 00:21:55,259
if I don't make a perfect show.
363
00:21:55,533 --> 00:21:57,592
Ifyou can't make a perfect show,
you won't be caIIed ''God of Cookery''.
364
00:21:59,070 --> 00:22:01,129
Good...
365
00:22:05,510 --> 00:22:08,070
First, we must prepare
a pair of pigIets in Iove.
366
00:22:08,546 --> 00:22:10,411
We shaII drain their bIood
without their notification.
367
00:22:10,782 --> 00:22:12,841
We then make use of
their bIood...pig bIood
368
00:22:13,718 --> 00:22:15,686
...the romantic bIood.
369
00:22:16,054 --> 00:22:19,615
What? You feeI pity for your species?
370
00:22:24,629 --> 00:22:26,893
I then deep fry their skin
untiI they become goIden.
371
00:22:27,065 --> 00:22:28,123
This is pig skin.
372
00:22:28,333 --> 00:22:30,494
The true Iove pig skin.
373
00:22:31,002 --> 00:22:32,367
Just pig skin.
374
00:22:37,642 --> 00:22:39,610
I then get the fish meat
375
00:22:39,778 --> 00:22:41,939
of ''Parisian Baguette''.
376
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,145
I'II pIace it over
SentimentaI Indian Curry.
377
00:22:44,416 --> 00:22:45,781
Curry Fish BaIIs?
378
00:22:47,185 --> 00:22:50,052
Pig bIood, pig skin, fish baIIs,
is their any turnip?
379
00:22:50,855 --> 00:22:53,415
None ofyour business!
380
00:22:53,658 --> 00:22:54,818
Go to serve the guests.
381
00:22:56,361 --> 00:23:00,024
Of course we need
some Iong-Iive-Iove Korean turnip
382
00:23:00,298 --> 00:23:03,165
and a pig coIon.
383
00:23:03,702 --> 00:23:06,262
We then pIace it on some raw noodIe.
384
00:23:06,571 --> 00:23:08,937
Mix aII ingredients together,
and there it is, ''Assorted NoodIe''.
385
00:23:10,108 --> 00:23:12,269
You charge $99.9 for this
common noodIe? Are you crazy?
386
00:23:13,978 --> 00:23:15,445
But it's not easy to prepare deIicious
387
00:23:15,647 --> 00:23:16,807
''Assorted NoodIe'' at aII.
388
00:23:17,048 --> 00:23:18,709
You know, the simpIe dish
are hard to prepare.
389
00:23:20,151 --> 00:23:22,415
Just Iike that.
390
00:23:22,554 --> 00:23:23,919
OK, Iet me try you
''Assorted NoodIe'' now.
391
00:23:27,292 --> 00:23:29,954
The Curry Fish BaII are tasteIess,
neither is the curry.
392
00:23:30,795 --> 00:23:32,763
The pig skin are overcooked, faiIure.
393
00:23:33,465 --> 00:23:35,330
The pig bIood is too soft,
a faiIure too.
394
00:23:37,202 --> 00:23:40,171
You haven't seIected the turnip,
too much fibre, faiIure.
395
00:23:40,772 --> 00:23:43,036
This pig coIon is the worst,
396
00:23:43,174 --> 00:23:44,141
you can find shit inside.
397
00:23:44,309 --> 00:23:45,367
Are you mistaken?
398
00:23:47,612 --> 00:23:49,079
Are you performing taIk show?
399
00:23:49,314 --> 00:23:50,975
You are so cIever
but go back for a rest.
400
00:23:51,182 --> 00:23:53,047
You aren't a conscious businessman.
401
00:23:53,618 --> 00:23:55,586
Security...
402
00:24:02,527 --> 00:24:04,893
I pick up this kind of bone
in the rubbish bin every night.
403
00:24:05,230 --> 00:24:06,595
and you seII it at $100?
404
00:24:06,998 --> 00:24:08,863
I cannot cheat customers
Iike the way you do.
405
00:24:09,567 --> 00:24:11,228
I won't heIp you do this any more.
406
00:24:11,369 --> 00:24:13,929
What ''God of Cookery'' are you?
You know nothing but cheating customer.
407
00:24:14,239 --> 00:24:16,799
Can you reaIIy cook?
Can you chop ingredients?
408
00:24:16,875 --> 00:24:18,035
Take over, I'II Ieave now.
409
00:24:18,243 --> 00:24:19,608
He is asking you,
410
00:24:19,744 --> 00:24:20,904
answer him before you Ieave.
411
00:24:21,279 --> 00:24:22,143
What?
412
00:24:24,149 --> 00:24:25,514
Great!
413
00:24:26,418 --> 00:24:27,578
You're not quaIified to be caIIed
''God of Cookery''.
414
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,188
I won't argue with you here, shut up.
415
00:24:31,689 --> 00:24:33,657
You aren't even unabIe of seIIing
''Assorted NoodIe'' in the street.
416
00:24:33,892 --> 00:24:35,359
Sorry, you're no Ionger
a staff of our corporation.
417
00:24:35,894 --> 00:24:37,657
I'II caII for poIice
ifyou keep buIIshit.
418
00:24:38,163 --> 00:24:40,529
Who are you to taIk in front of me?
I'm the reaI ''God of Cookery''.
419
00:24:41,099 --> 00:24:43,260
You're not abIe to cIeaning shoes
for me, bastard.
420
00:24:44,769 --> 00:24:46,031
Want to fooI me?
421
00:24:46,304 --> 00:24:48,169
I don't fear, come on...
422
00:24:48,606 --> 00:24:50,267
I can kiII your whoIe famiIy.
423
00:24:51,209 --> 00:24:52,471
You needn't threaten me.
424
00:24:52,710 --> 00:24:54,371
Someone is messing here, no photos.
425
00:24:55,079 --> 00:24:56,842
Dare you take up a chopper
426
00:24:57,081 --> 00:24:58,548
and cook something for us.
427
00:24:58,750 --> 00:24:59,717
You mean I can't cook?
428
00:25:06,991 --> 00:25:10,051
Being chef, you don't even have the
strength of hoIding a chopper.
429
00:25:21,773 --> 00:25:23,434
Let me teach you
430
00:25:23,675 --> 00:25:25,336
how to prepare
a bowI of deIicious ''Assorted NoodIe''.
431
00:26:18,796 --> 00:26:21,856
You must have the heart to cook.
432
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:23,565
I'm the reaI ''God of Cookery''.
433
00:26:25,904 --> 00:26:29,362
I never know...
I reaIIy never know what you do next.
434
00:26:29,707 --> 00:26:31,766
I'm graduate
of Chinese Cookery Academy.
435
00:26:32,010 --> 00:26:34,274
I can cook very weII,
I can reaIIy cook.
436
00:26:35,446 --> 00:26:37,710
Good cooks aIways resuIt
being as beggars...
437
00:26:37,949 --> 00:26:39,211
You're great, ''God of Cookery''.
438
00:26:40,952 --> 00:26:42,715
I'm the reaI ''God of Cookery''.
439
00:26:54,132 --> 00:26:55,497
Mr. Chow, more than
50 customers feeI sick
440
00:26:55,667 --> 00:26:58,033
after eating beef at your restaurant.
441
00:26:58,269 --> 00:27:00,328
We suspect you use British beef
to serve guests.
442
00:27:00,572 --> 00:27:02,836
We want you to assise us
in our investigation now.
443
00:27:03,341 --> 00:27:08,005
I've got good bargain beef,
caII this number ifyou want it.
444
00:28:06,437 --> 00:28:08,496
SmaII chairs and thick straws.
445
00:28:08,740 --> 00:28:11,300
Big ice-cubes and hot French fries.
446
00:28:11,643 --> 00:28:13,508
So that the kids
get thirsty after eating.
447
00:28:13,811 --> 00:28:15,472
You shouId know this.
Don't you need me to teach you?
448
00:28:15,780 --> 00:28:18,943
This wiII be bad
to the chiIdren's heaIth.
449
00:28:19,984 --> 00:28:20,848
Besides kicking you,
450
00:28:21,019 --> 00:28:22,782
did Stephen Chow
beat you with his fists?
451
00:28:22,987 --> 00:28:23,749
No, he didn't.
452
00:28:32,030 --> 00:28:34,498
It gets on my nerves,
don't force me anymore.
453
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:37,461
I am a good guy.
454
00:28:38,870 --> 00:28:39,928
Throw him out.
455
00:29:17,075 --> 00:29:18,940
You haven't seIected the turnip,
too much fibre, faiIure.
456
00:29:21,379 --> 00:29:23,540
The pig skin are overcooked, faiIure!
457
00:29:25,516 --> 00:29:28,178
The pig bIood is to soft,
a faiIure too!
458
00:29:29,721 --> 00:29:30,881
This pig coIon is the worst.
459
00:29:31,055 --> 00:29:33,819
It's not property washed,
you can find shit inside, how come.
460
00:29:33,991 --> 00:29:35,356
This is ''Assorted NoodIe'',
461
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,027
it's not strange to have shit inside.
462
00:29:37,161 --> 00:29:37,820
$23 doIIars
463
00:29:38,062 --> 00:29:38,824
You pay me?
464
00:29:39,363 --> 00:29:42,821
You'd better pay me $30
for me to see a doctor.
465
00:29:43,568 --> 00:29:46,332
PIease respect me,
as Iease I'm ''God of Cookery''.
466
00:29:46,671 --> 00:29:47,535
''God of Cookery''?
467
00:29:47,805 --> 00:29:48,863
''God of Cookery''!
468
00:29:55,146 --> 00:29:56,909
It's true, I'm notjoking.
469
00:29:59,851 --> 00:30:03,412
HeIp me, buddy, even a IittIe bit.
470
00:30:04,722 --> 00:30:07,987
Give me some money, pIease...
471
00:30:08,726 --> 00:30:10,193
I beg you, pIease...
472
00:30:14,532 --> 00:30:15,897
Forget it...
473
00:30:16,801 --> 00:30:18,166
Don't hinder us doing business.
474
00:30:18,369 --> 00:30:19,131
OK!
475
00:30:20,371 --> 00:30:21,531
How do you feeI?
476
00:30:24,776 --> 00:30:26,141
I'm fine...
477
00:30:27,678 --> 00:30:29,646
It's bIeeding, shit...
478
00:30:34,218 --> 00:30:36,584
I must reaIIy see a doctor this time,
pIease give me some money?
479
00:30:36,954 --> 00:30:38,512
Want to pay me a fooI?
No...
480
00:30:39,056 --> 00:30:40,421
I'm sorry, brother...
481
00:30:40,691 --> 00:30:42,659
I'II fooI on ifyou insist on it.
No...
482
00:30:42,860 --> 00:30:43,918
Let's be friendIy to each other.
483
00:30:44,128 --> 00:30:46,096
Buddies, I'm ''God of Cookery'',
pIease give me face.
484
00:30:46,697 --> 00:30:48,665
Sorry...excuse me...
485
00:30:52,770 --> 00:30:55,136
Beat him! Kick him to death!
486
00:31:00,778 --> 00:31:01,938
Dare you do business here?
487
00:31:04,315 --> 00:31:05,475
Cut his hand off
488
00:31:07,351 --> 00:31:08,318
Beat him!
489
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:10,184
What is it?
490
00:31:10,254 --> 00:31:11,016
Nothing.
491
00:31:11,222 --> 00:31:12,086
Let me beat him too.
492
00:31:12,290 --> 00:31:13,848
Don't beat anymore...
pIease...
493
00:31:14,091 --> 00:31:15,149
You needn't beg, move...
494
00:31:15,326 --> 00:31:16,293
Just a bIow!
Move...
495
00:31:16,494 --> 00:31:17,358
May be haIf bIow?
496
00:31:46,257 --> 00:31:47,315
Are you hungry?
497
00:31:48,226 --> 00:31:49,193
A IittIe bit.
498
00:31:50,161 --> 00:31:51,219
Want to eat something?
499
00:31:51,462 --> 00:31:52,429
As you Iike.
500
00:32:26,197 --> 00:32:27,858
This bowI of rice...
501
00:32:29,567 --> 00:32:30,625
is very deIicious.
502
00:32:57,862 --> 00:32:58,920
Hey, heIp us!
503
00:33:12,343 --> 00:33:17,007
Goosehead, I'm onIy a woman,
Don't you insuIt me?
504
00:33:17,848 --> 00:33:19,713
I remember UncIe Kwan's assistant
505
00:33:19,884 --> 00:33:22,444
chopped on my head...
506
00:33:22,586 --> 00:33:24,850
...but I managed to chop him back,
507
00:33:25,289 --> 00:33:27,757
and they aII caII me
''Twin Dagger Turkey''!
508
00:33:28,893 --> 00:33:33,057
I've seen everything since I fooIed
in TempIe Street when I was 12.
509
00:33:33,864 --> 00:33:35,923
You now take this ass-hoIes
to ruin my pIace?
510
00:33:36,534 --> 00:33:37,592
You can't scare me!
511
00:33:37,835 --> 00:33:39,496
Turkey, what do you mean?
512
00:33:39,804 --> 00:33:42,671
If I want to ruin you pIace,
I'II take more guys with me.
513
00:33:43,474 --> 00:33:44,941
I just want to inform you,
514
00:33:45,609 --> 00:33:47,372
aII ''Pissing Shrimp''
wiII be ours from now on.
515
00:33:47,678 --> 00:33:50,238
Who do you think you are?
516
00:33:50,715 --> 00:33:52,080
I haven't asked you about ''Beef baII''!
517
00:33:52,583 --> 00:33:54,551
As you say, just shit!
518
00:33:55,019 --> 00:33:58,386
OK, we share ''Beef BaII'',
I'II take up ''Pissing Shrimp''!
519
00:33:59,857 --> 00:34:01,119
We needn't taIk about ruIes then.
520
00:34:02,093 --> 00:34:03,651
I'm setting ruIes with you now,
521
00:34:03,794 --> 00:34:05,056
we make it 40-60% share.
522
00:34:05,563 --> 00:34:08,327
You 40%, we 60%.
523
00:34:08,499 --> 00:34:10,558
No, you think I'm dummy?
524
00:34:10,935 --> 00:34:13,199
What ifwe make it 10-90%?
I get 90%, and you 10%.
525
00:34:15,973 --> 00:34:18,441
Don't move!
526
00:34:18,743 --> 00:34:22,611
Stand there or I'II chop you, buddy.
527
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:24,142
Stand property!
528
00:34:24,448 --> 00:34:26,507
Don't fooI!
Stand property!
529
00:34:27,451 --> 00:34:29,919
OK, we Iet you have ''Pissing Shrimp'',
can you handIe?
530
00:34:30,087 --> 00:34:31,349
Ifwe can't, you mean you can?
531
00:34:31,789 --> 00:34:35,054
Our ''Pissing Shrimp'' are so weII-known.
532
00:34:35,292 --> 00:34:37,954
We have perfect proportion of chiII
and saIt,
533
00:34:38,229 --> 00:34:39,491
we change oiI every night too...
534
00:34:39,597 --> 00:34:40,962
We guarantee we use fresh oiI.
535
00:34:41,265 --> 00:34:44,928
We have strong stoves,
and the shrimps are so crispy.
536
00:34:46,037 --> 00:34:48,505
But you spoiI the favour.
537
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:50,405
Who is shouting out IoudIy?
538
00:34:51,409 --> 00:34:53,377
But our boiIed ''Pissing Shrimps''
are better.
539
00:34:53,577 --> 00:34:56,341
Shit, go make your shit beef baIIs!
540
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:59,040
Since you faiI to make tasty Beef baIIs,
you want to take up ''Pissing Shrimps''.
541
00:34:59,216 --> 00:35:00,581
Ifyou don't make beef baIIs,
I take over aIso.
542
00:35:00,718 --> 00:35:02,083
You don't catch the chance we offer you!
543
00:35:02,353 --> 00:35:03,115
Shit,
544
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:05,788
mix the ''Pissing Shrimps''
and Beef BaIIs
545
00:35:06,924 --> 00:35:08,789
Who is speaking up again?
546
00:35:09,894 --> 00:35:11,657
Who dare to interrupt me?
547
00:35:12,663 --> 00:35:13,630
Don'tjust suspect of my guys,
548
00:35:13,764 --> 00:35:14,822
your guys can interrupt too.
549
00:35:14,965 --> 00:35:17,024
My men are weII-educated,
they wiII never interrupt.
550
00:35:17,268 --> 00:35:18,326
Won't they!
551
00:35:20,738 --> 00:35:24,003
Each ofyou speak out: Shit,
mix the''Pissing Shrimps''and Beef BaIIs
552
00:35:24,241 --> 00:35:25,208
Did that guy say ''Shit''?
553
00:35:25,342 --> 00:35:27,105
Yes, I have sharp ears.
554
00:35:28,079 --> 00:35:29,137
You say first!
You say first!
555
00:35:30,681 --> 00:35:34,048
Me first: Shit, mix the
''Pissing Shrimps'' and Beef BaIIs
556
00:35:34,285 --> 00:35:35,343
No, not you.
557
00:35:36,487 --> 00:35:39,149
Shit, mix the ''Pissing Shrimps''
and Beef BaIIs
558
00:35:39,757 --> 00:35:40,621
You!
559
00:35:40,858 --> 00:35:42,519
Must I speak it whiIe swaying?
560
00:35:42,726 --> 00:35:43,488
As you Iike.
561
00:35:43,861 --> 00:35:45,726
Shit, mix the...sorry...
562
00:35:46,230 --> 00:35:48,698
Go ahead.
563
00:35:49,033 --> 00:35:51,797
Shit, mix the ''Pissing Shrimps''
and Beef BaIIs
564
00:35:52,036 --> 00:35:53,003
You!
565
00:35:53,304 --> 00:35:56,171
Shit, mix the ''Pissing Shrimps''
and Beef BaIIs
566
00:35:56,373 --> 00:35:57,738
What did you say?
567
00:35:58,008 --> 00:35:58,872
Fukien diaIect.
568
00:35:59,009 --> 00:36:00,772
Fukien diaIect? Go home to eat shit!
569
00:36:00,878 --> 00:36:02,539
Shit, mix the ''Pissing Shrimps''...
570
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:04,341
Shit, mix the ''Pissing Shrimps''
and Beef BaIIs
571
00:36:04,482 --> 00:36:05,744
Shit! Beef BaIIs...
572
00:36:05,916 --> 00:36:08,976
Shit, mix the ''Pissing Shrimps''
and Beef BaIIs
573
00:36:09,353 --> 00:36:12,322
Shit, mix the ''Pissing Shrimps''
and Beef BaIIs
574
00:36:12,623 --> 00:36:13,783
You!
575
00:36:14,925 --> 00:36:15,983
What are you Iaughing?
576
00:36:16,527 --> 00:36:17,494
Say it.
577
00:36:18,329 --> 00:36:22,288
Shit, mix the ''Pissing Shrimps''
and Beef BaIIs
578
00:36:23,501 --> 00:36:24,468
You.
579
00:36:25,803 --> 00:36:27,668
Shit mix...
580
00:36:28,839 --> 00:36:29,498
You.
581
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:31,403
Shit, mix the ''Pissing Shrimps''
and Beef BaIIs
582
00:36:31,542 --> 00:36:32,406
Wait.
583
00:36:33,344 --> 00:36:34,902
Say it again.
584
00:36:36,914 --> 00:36:37,972
You!
585
00:36:39,049 --> 00:36:40,209
Shit...mix!
586
00:36:41,519 --> 00:36:43,282
Say it cIearIy.
587
00:36:43,521 --> 00:36:44,579
...mix!
588
00:36:44,722 --> 00:36:46,189
Bastard, it's you.
589
00:36:46,357 --> 00:36:48,018
Shit, how can you recognize me?
590
00:36:49,527 --> 00:36:51,893
Your voice is horribIe,
I can recognize easiIy.
591
00:36:52,563 --> 00:36:55,031
Turkey, he's your guy, what do you say?
592
00:36:59,436 --> 00:37:00,494
Give me the knife.
593
00:37:00,905 --> 00:37:03,271
Your bastard, you keep buIIshit.
594
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:04,805
Which finger you want me to cut off?
595
00:37:07,545 --> 00:37:08,705
The naiI, pIease.
596
00:37:08,946 --> 00:37:09,708
What?
597
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:18,584
Who dare touch him in my pIace?
598
00:37:18,822 --> 00:37:20,084
What do you mean?
599
00:37:20,191 --> 00:37:23,251
He's my guy, so I must speak up for him.
600
00:37:28,566 --> 00:37:30,830
You mean you don't
foIIow the ruIes, beat it.
601
00:37:32,136 --> 00:37:33,103
Bastard!
602
00:37:35,673 --> 00:37:37,334
What is it?
603
00:37:40,511 --> 00:37:41,773
Don't move!
604
00:37:46,684 --> 00:37:48,549
Sister Turkey, I've thought over...
605
00:37:48,819 --> 00:37:51,879
From now on, aII ''Pissing Shrimps''
and ''Beef BaIIs'' beIong to you.
606
00:37:52,122 --> 00:37:53,487
Is it OK?
607
00:38:11,008 --> 00:38:12,168
Sorry to bother you.
608
00:38:12,343 --> 00:38:13,708
It's OK, we're buddies.
609
00:38:14,745 --> 00:38:16,906
It's rare to find
a righteous person Iike you.
610
00:38:17,081 --> 00:38:22,451
Righteous and honesty...
611
00:38:23,020 --> 00:38:28,185
...is vaIuabIe.
612
00:38:28,859 --> 00:38:35,025
I dare to go to heII to fight.
613
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:44,263
I'm wiIIing to sacrifice for buddies.
614
00:38:44,441 --> 00:38:50,812
I'm wiIIing to die for girIs.
615
00:38:50,948 --> 00:38:52,108
Good buddies.
616
00:38:52,316 --> 00:38:55,683
My bIood is bIeeding for Iove.
617
00:38:56,020 --> 00:38:59,387
I'm prepared to die.
618
00:38:59,757 --> 00:39:06,720
Who dare to chaIIenge me?
619
00:40:27,711 --> 00:40:28,973
''Pissing Beef BaIIs''?
620
00:40:29,179 --> 00:40:29,941
Right.
621
00:40:30,514 --> 00:40:32,277
Why are they so eIastic.
622
00:40:32,716 --> 00:40:34,274
As these beef baIIs
are empty in the inside.
623
00:40:34,885 --> 00:40:37,945
It's Iike the theory
of air-soIe sports shoes.
624
00:40:38,355 --> 00:40:39,515
May I try?
625
00:40:39,690 --> 00:40:40,452
Quick.
626
00:40:41,892 --> 00:40:42,756
Very eIastic!
627
00:40:42,926 --> 00:40:43,984
EIastic?
Yes, eIastic!
628
00:40:44,161 --> 00:40:45,025
We count on her.
629
00:40:46,163 --> 00:40:47,926
''Sister Turkey''
has strong wrist strength.
630
00:40:48,332 --> 00:40:50,300
OnIy she can make
such perfect beef baIIs.
631
00:40:51,135 --> 00:40:55,469
The beef must undergo 26,800 times
beating and mixing.
632
00:40:55,539 --> 00:40:57,905
But why is it caIIed
''Pissing Beef BaIIs''?
633
00:40:58,108 --> 00:40:59,575
Try the whoIe thing and you'II know.
634
00:41:23,133 --> 00:41:26,591
I've never had this experience before.
635
00:41:27,304 --> 00:41:30,364
The freshness of beef
with the sweetness of shrimps.
636
00:41:30,874 --> 00:41:32,535
This combination
637
00:41:32,709 --> 00:41:35,974
even better than royaI dishes.
638
00:41:36,647 --> 00:41:40,208
They're even better than
my first Iove memory.
639
00:41:40,751 --> 00:41:46,712
Looking at the moon which
reminds me thinking of homeIand.
640
00:41:47,191 --> 00:41:49,557
Good poem...
641
00:41:57,534 --> 00:41:59,297
Are you aIright?
642
00:42:01,138 --> 00:42:02,298
This is reaI good stuff!
643
00:42:02,439 --> 00:42:05,602
I've thought of a name:
ExpIosive Pissing Beef BaIIs.
644
00:42:06,677 --> 00:42:08,042
We're going to
make big money this time.
645
00:42:08,278 --> 00:42:09,745
BuIIshit! You think I am nuts?
646
00:42:09,947 --> 00:42:11,812
It's not so easy to make money.
647
00:42:12,049 --> 00:42:14,210
I buy him! What shouId we do next?
648
00:42:14,785 --> 00:42:16,753
We shouId open our first restaurant
649
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,182
and earn our first Iog of money.
650
00:42:20,090 --> 00:42:23,059
Then I can buy
a new set of karaoke soon?
651
00:42:23,327 --> 00:42:25,192
Turkey, what you just said is ajoke?
652
00:42:25,362 --> 00:42:28,229
We shouId first buy a fIat
to earn the rent, ain't I cIever?
653
00:42:28,765 --> 00:42:29,732
Sure.
654
00:42:29,967 --> 00:42:32,527
If up to me, I wiII open more branches.
655
00:42:33,136 --> 00:42:37,596
We can open two, then four,
then eight branches...
656
00:42:38,041 --> 00:42:40,908
Then we can become pubIic companies
and coIIect capitaI.
657
00:42:41,311 --> 00:42:44,075
We can seII shares
and do reaI estate business, nuts!
658
00:42:44,481 --> 00:42:46,949
We can make a sub-division
in the stock market.
659
00:42:48,252 --> 00:42:50,720
With the dividends,
we needn't work at aII.
660
00:42:59,162 --> 00:43:00,823
You're Iaughing? You know aII this?
661
00:43:01,365 --> 00:43:05,734
I don't know but
I find it seems meaningfuI.
662
00:44:42,099 --> 00:44:44,067
Granny, Iet me serve you
''Pissing Beef BaIIs''.
663
00:44:44,401 --> 00:44:45,766
You won't piss on your pants
after eating them.
664
00:44:46,036 --> 00:44:47,503
Very interesting.
665
00:45:18,301 --> 00:45:19,768
They're reaIIy free of charge?
666
00:45:21,304 --> 00:45:22,362
One take away.
667
00:45:29,646 --> 00:45:31,307
We've done
the first transaction aIready.
668
00:45:31,581 --> 00:45:33,947
We're one step cIoser
of becoming a pubIic company.
669
00:45:42,826 --> 00:45:44,191
Why haven't you gave me the report yet?
670
00:45:44,461 --> 00:45:45,826
Yes, coming.
671
00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:12,086
He's eating.
672
00:46:28,538 --> 00:46:30,301
It's here.
673
00:46:34,077 --> 00:46:36,341
It's free, come in
and eat as much as you can.
674
00:46:39,149 --> 00:46:41,208
Not free! What do you mean...
675
00:46:41,418 --> 00:46:42,282
Action!
676
00:47:04,307 --> 00:47:05,467
The hottest issue in town is
677
00:47:05,609 --> 00:47:07,770
''Averse to food'' infecting everyone,
678
00:47:07,978 --> 00:47:10,242
but it's been cured by a so caIIed
''Pissing Beef BaIIs''.
679
00:47:10,380 --> 00:47:12,848
It's been seIIing hot
within a short time.
680
00:47:13,250 --> 00:47:15,218
The inventor of
this ''Pissing Beef BaIIs''
681
00:47:15,452 --> 00:47:17,010
is the man of Iegend...
682
00:47:17,220 --> 00:47:18,778
Stephen Chow,
683
00:47:19,022 --> 00:47:21,388
the former ''God of Cookery''.
684
00:47:21,992 --> 00:47:23,152
Stephen Chow,
685
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:25,419
why are your
''Pissing Beef BaIIs'' so popuIar?
686
00:47:25,629 --> 00:47:27,688
I think...
it's unfair to ask me this way.
687
00:47:27,931 --> 00:47:29,899
You'd better ask the customers
why they rush to eat it.
688
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,960
LittIe boy, why do you Iike eating
''Pissing Beef BaIIs''?
689
00:47:33,570 --> 00:47:36,937
Since eating ''Pissing Beef BaIIs'',
I find myseIf much cIeverer,
690
00:47:37,174 --> 00:47:39,039
I've got fuII marks
in each examination.
691
00:47:39,476 --> 00:47:40,738
ReaIIy so heIpfuI?
692
00:47:40,877 --> 00:47:44,540
I've become prettier
and prettier after eating it...
693
00:47:46,149 --> 00:47:48,515
I've grown up a Iot since eating it,
694
00:47:48,618 --> 00:47:50,085
I've got back my confidence.
695
00:47:54,457 --> 00:47:57,221
Are you going to get back your fame
since you make a success here?
696
00:47:57,394 --> 00:47:59,555
Get back my fame?
697
00:48:00,964 --> 00:48:04,024
CouId you teII us the secret of
success ofyour ''Pissing Beef BaIIs''?
698
00:48:04,134 --> 00:48:06,398
It's simpIe, deIicious,
new and interesting.
699
00:48:06,736 --> 00:48:08,795
Interesting? How come?
700
00:48:36,900 --> 00:48:40,461
You're pIaying Ping-Pong with it?
701
00:48:41,705 --> 00:48:43,172
This stuff deserves trying.
702
00:48:45,775 --> 00:48:49,142
It's tasty and interesting,
I can't heIp buying one for myseIf.
703
00:48:51,047 --> 00:48:52,309
How come...
704
00:48:52,515 --> 00:48:54,779
he made a fame with such triviaI stuff?
705
00:48:54,951 --> 00:48:57,112
Don't worry, itjust a triviaI stuff.
706
00:48:57,354 --> 00:48:58,719
He can't make a reaI success with them.
707
00:48:58,922 --> 00:49:00,184
I just fear he'II come back
for us after he's made a fame.
708
00:49:00,323 --> 00:49:01,984
Everyone in HK knows
709
00:49:02,225 --> 00:49:03,886
beef baIIs
that can pIay Ping-Pong.
710
00:49:04,828 --> 00:49:06,386
WiII I reaIIy piss after eating?
711
00:49:06,596 --> 00:49:07,961
You'II sureIy have diarrhea
after eating it...
712
00:49:10,033 --> 00:49:10,795
Isn't it miracIe?
713
00:49:11,001 --> 00:49:11,660
Great!
714
00:49:11,835 --> 00:49:14,395
It's a miracIe,
though you've had such a good start,
715
00:49:14,938 --> 00:49:16,997
it's a bit risky to pIedge
aII your properties,
716
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:20,307
I find it risky to open
20 branches at the same time.
717
00:49:21,111 --> 00:49:22,271
You find it risky?
718
00:49:22,646 --> 00:49:24,511
What ifwe first open 2 branches?
719
00:49:25,315 --> 00:49:27,374
Mr. Chow, since you've
made a first success,
720
00:49:27,684 --> 00:49:29,652
you needn't bet aII your money
in the next step.
721
00:49:29,819 --> 00:49:32,379
Don't buIIshit!
You know nothing about it!
722
00:49:32,856 --> 00:49:34,016
I don't need you
teach me running business.
723
00:49:34,190 --> 00:49:36,556
Mr. Chow, but with your past record...
724
00:49:36,860 --> 00:49:38,828
it's hard for our bank
725
00:49:39,029 --> 00:49:40,189
to Iend you a Iump sum.
726
00:49:42,265 --> 00:49:44,733
I guess you have no confidence
in our beef baIIs.
727
00:49:45,135 --> 00:49:47,194
In fact, I've never tried them.
728
00:49:47,637 --> 00:49:49,400
I seIdom eat this kind of snack.
729
00:49:50,674 --> 00:49:51,936
PIease try some.
730
00:49:55,645 --> 00:49:57,909
Try some!
731
00:50:09,092 --> 00:50:10,855
You reaIIy Iend him the money?
732
00:50:14,197 --> 00:50:15,255
Thanks!
733
00:50:15,398 --> 00:50:18,265
I'm just doing what you asks me to.
734
00:50:18,702 --> 00:50:20,670
I know what he has in mind,
735
00:50:20,870 --> 00:50:22,235
he wants to open branches.
736
00:50:22,405 --> 00:50:23,565
AII his branches wiII be
737
00:50:23,740 --> 00:50:24,798
in remote pIaces.
738
00:50:24,941 --> 00:50:27,000
He has one in urban area,
but a basement branch.
739
00:50:27,277 --> 00:50:28,539
Hey, do you know feng shui?
740
00:50:29,612 --> 00:50:30,977
You know this word?
741
00:50:33,249 --> 00:50:34,910
Die!
742
00:50:35,085 --> 00:50:37,553
See, he'II get inside an impasse!
743
00:50:37,721 --> 00:50:40,189
Lend whatever he wants,
Iet him dig his own grave!
744
00:50:57,941 --> 00:50:59,306
What? PIease repeat!
745
00:50:59,976 --> 00:51:01,534
They've made use ofthe money
to manufacture cans.
746
00:51:01,745 --> 00:51:02,507
Manufacture cans?
747
00:51:02,779 --> 00:51:03,336
Right.
748
00:51:03,546 --> 00:51:06,310
They'II be soId in aII 2,800
supermarkets and convenient stores.
749
00:51:06,549 --> 00:51:09,712
I've input aII the shops Iocation
into the computer.
750
00:51:19,262 --> 00:51:21,025
Sure win!
751
00:51:25,502 --> 00:51:27,163
I can't predict what he's doing.
752
00:51:28,138 --> 00:51:30,197
Of course, I wiII sureIy win!
753
00:51:43,420 --> 00:51:46,787
Excuse me...
754
00:51:47,057 --> 00:51:49,924
Excuse me...pIease...
755
00:51:58,835 --> 00:52:00,700
Stephen Chow...What is you feeIing...
756
00:52:00,870 --> 00:52:02,633
ofyour being eIected
the Genius of Food and Beverage?
757
00:52:02,839 --> 00:52:04,101
I find it Iike a dream...
758
00:52:05,442 --> 00:52:07,808
it aIso proves HK
is a pIace for miracIes
759
00:52:08,011 --> 00:52:09,774
Ifyou work hard,
aII dreams may come true.
760
00:52:14,117 --> 00:52:15,584
Ass-HoIe!
761
00:52:15,919 --> 00:52:17,477
Ass-HoIe!
762
00:52:27,897 --> 00:52:30,457
Where've you been? You haven't
contact me for a Iong time.
763
00:52:30,633 --> 00:52:31,998
I thought you were dead.
764
00:52:32,268 --> 00:52:34,736
I'm reaIIy dead!
But you must be convinced!
765
00:52:34,938 --> 00:52:36,098
Why must I be convinced?
766
00:52:36,306 --> 00:52:38,467
You never expected me reborn again?
767
00:52:39,576 --> 00:52:41,339
I'm convinced!
768
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:44,942
I nearIy forget to congratuIate on you.
769
00:52:45,081 --> 00:52:47,242
Our shops aIways get rewards,
770
00:52:47,517 --> 00:52:51,385
but it's rare for your Iousy friends
to get such a reward.
771
00:52:51,488 --> 00:52:52,250
What did you say?
772
00:52:52,388 --> 00:52:57,257
It's a wonderfuI worId,
you must be reaIIy convinced.
773
00:52:57,460 --> 00:52:58,927
Why must I be convinced?
774
00:52:59,062 --> 00:53:00,029
If I hadn't got this award,
775
00:53:00,296 --> 00:53:03,265
I wouIdn't be eIigibIe for Competition
of ''God of Cookery'' next month.
776
00:53:04,567 --> 00:53:07,536
I'm reaIIy convinced for this.
777
00:53:07,737 --> 00:53:08,499
Smart!
778
00:53:08,738 --> 00:53:10,501
I don't mean
to show others I'm capabIe.
779
00:53:10,807 --> 00:53:11,569
I just want to teII others that
780
00:53:11,741 --> 00:53:13,003
I can get back what I have Iost.
781
00:53:18,581 --> 00:53:20,048
Let me say the truth,
782
00:53:20,216 --> 00:53:21,376
Mr. Chow, you're reaIIy capabIe
783
00:53:21,518 --> 00:53:23,383
but you must try to Iearn
some practicaI cooking.
784
00:53:23,686 --> 00:53:25,347
Chinese Cookery Academy?
785
00:53:25,822 --> 00:53:27,983
I'II appIy in tomorrow morning.
786
00:53:28,358 --> 00:53:31,919
Good! I'm gIad to hear that.
787
00:53:32,362 --> 00:53:33,329
I don't care how wicked,
788
00:53:33,530 --> 00:53:36,090
sIy you were in the past,
789
00:53:36,432 --> 00:53:38,696
ifyou improve yourseIf,
we'II sureIy give you another chance,
790
00:53:39,402 --> 00:53:40,562
PIease don't beat me...
791
00:53:40,737 --> 00:53:43,205
I'm aIways an honest man, I never Iie,
792
00:53:43,540 --> 00:53:44,802
I say aII this to wish you weII.
793
00:53:48,144 --> 00:53:52,012
My onIy mistake in my Iife
is underestimuting you...
794
00:53:52,582 --> 00:53:54,948
Oh...Mr. Chow...
795
00:53:55,051 --> 00:53:56,018
Look at him...
796
00:53:56,352 --> 00:53:58,013
how naive and IoveIy he is!
797
00:53:58,388 --> 00:54:00,049
Very vivid too!
798
00:54:00,356 --> 00:54:01,721
You're smart at pissing and dumping...
799
00:54:02,258 --> 00:54:05,523
I didn't know you're smart
at eating shit too!
800
00:54:16,439 --> 00:54:19,897
Stop beating!...
801
00:54:25,148 --> 00:54:28,709
Don't move!...
802
00:54:29,586 --> 00:54:32,146
I must kiII this bastard!
I want him to die!
803
00:54:32,455 --> 00:54:33,922
OK! Let's kiII him!
804
00:54:42,532 --> 00:54:47,094
Don't move!...
805
00:55:04,420 --> 00:55:06,285
It's fixed, it's over.
806
00:55:06,489 --> 00:55:07,353
What do you mean be ''fixed''?
807
00:55:07,757 --> 00:55:09,816
Something is happening,
Iet me go and find him!
808
00:55:10,260 --> 00:55:11,420
You'd better save that.
809
00:55:11,628 --> 00:55:15,189
You know nothing but fighting,
did I ask you to fight?
810
00:55:15,665 --> 00:55:18,225
You must watch my ideas!
It's not TempIe Street here.
811
00:55:18,668 --> 00:55:20,033
You never improve.
812
00:55:20,436 --> 00:55:22,597
What are you Iooking?
Want to beat me too?
813
00:55:24,807 --> 00:55:25,671
Never mind her!
814
00:55:36,519 --> 00:55:37,486
Brothers...
815
00:55:37,787 --> 00:55:39,755
We've been staying
in TempIe Street for 20 years.
816
00:55:40,490 --> 00:55:43,357
Now we're going to set
into big business and go outside.
817
00:55:43,693 --> 00:55:45,456
Wish our ''Pissing Beef BaIIs''
succeed more!
818
00:55:45,728 --> 00:55:47,195
Cheers!
Cheers!
819
00:55:48,865 --> 00:55:51,425
Let me congratuIate you on...
studying cooking in China tomorrow,
820
00:55:51,634 --> 00:55:53,295
...so that you can get back
your titIe of ''God of Cookery''.
821
00:55:53,503 --> 00:55:54,470
None ofyour business!
822
00:55:55,238 --> 00:55:56,398
I was onIyjoking.
823
00:55:57,473 --> 00:56:00,340
Everybody, it's our Iast night
in this street.
824
00:56:00,643 --> 00:56:01,610
Look carefuIIy,
825
00:56:01,844 --> 00:56:04,711
we'II rush out of TempIe Street
tomorrow and chaIIenge the worId!
826
00:56:05,081 --> 00:56:06,946
Sister Turkey says she won't Ieave.
827
00:56:07,583 --> 00:56:08,845
What does she think?
828
00:56:09,052 --> 00:56:11,816
Sister Turkey said
she wiII not Ieave her homeIand.
829
00:56:12,388 --> 00:56:15,255
Good! She's got to be a good wife.
830
00:56:15,958 --> 00:56:17,425
I know you Iove her for a Iong time.
831
00:56:17,694 --> 00:56:18,854
Love you bastard!
832
00:56:19,128 --> 00:56:21,596
Sister Turkey was pretty in before.
833
00:56:21,731 --> 00:56:22,993
So he Iove her indeed.
834
00:56:25,401 --> 00:56:28,268
Turkey was very pretty in 3 years ago,
835
00:56:28,471 --> 00:56:31,235
but she had her face spoiIed
at a quarreI.
836
00:56:31,607 --> 00:56:32,869
Why did she have a quarreI?
837
00:56:33,009 --> 00:56:34,670
No one ever toId me,
I just don't know.
838
00:56:36,045 --> 00:56:39,606
I know the incident,
I was the onIy witness.
839
00:56:39,782 --> 00:56:43,149
UncIe Kwan's men came
to have supper that night.
840
00:56:43,386 --> 00:56:45,047
He tore apart Turkey's ''fIag''.
841
00:56:45,355 --> 00:56:47,414
Tore apart her ''fIag''?
842
00:56:48,591 --> 00:56:50,559
Who tore my ''fIag''?
843
00:56:53,963 --> 00:56:56,830
You ass-hoIe tore my fIag
to cIean your running nose?
844
00:56:57,734 --> 00:56:59,292
Damn it! We provide toiIet paper here.
845
00:56:59,836 --> 00:57:00,894
Have you asked me?
846
00:57:01,471 --> 00:57:02,438
What did you say?
847
00:57:02,605 --> 00:57:03,469
I Iike using this to cIean my nose.
848
00:57:03,806 --> 00:57:05,068
What can you do to me?
849
00:57:05,341 --> 00:57:07,002
You know who I am? Dare
you taIk to me Iike this?
850
00:57:07,310 --> 00:57:09,369
Stop tearing her fIag,
just ruin her pIace, now!
851
00:57:09,545 --> 00:57:10,409
Act!
Got it!
852
00:57:13,015 --> 00:57:13,982
Dare you fight back?
853
00:57:14,317 --> 00:57:17,286
The chop he gave her
was from hers forehead to nostriIs
854
00:57:17,453 --> 00:57:19,011
Here, right at the entrance
of her staII,
855
00:57:19,355 --> 00:57:22,415
he stabbed into her spine...
856
00:57:22,658 --> 00:57:26,321
...and that injured her nerve system,
857
00:57:26,596 --> 00:57:28,154
so she has outpost teeth.
858
00:57:29,732 --> 00:57:31,495
She has to endure her face
aII her Iife now.
859
00:57:32,335 --> 00:57:33,893
That ''fIag'' reaIIy harms her.
860
00:57:34,303 --> 00:57:35,361
What ''fIag''?
861
00:57:35,638 --> 00:57:37,003
It's your ''fIag''.
862
00:57:37,306 --> 00:57:38,466
My ''fIag''?
863
00:57:38,741 --> 00:57:40,606
The ''fIag'' of ''God of Cookery''.
864
00:58:09,672 --> 00:58:12,038
Your posters are reaIIy everywhere.
865
00:58:12,375 --> 00:58:14,935
EspeciaIIy the one
you're hoIding a smaII kid.
866
00:58:15,411 --> 00:58:16,776
She says you're fuII of paternaI Iove.
867
00:58:22,819 --> 00:58:25,686
She's your number one crazy fan.
868
00:58:27,156 --> 00:58:28,316
''God of Cookery''!
869
00:58:31,727 --> 00:58:33,285
I must congratuIate you then.
870
00:58:35,898 --> 00:58:39,959
Fat Snow!
What do you mean, Fat Snow?
871
00:58:45,141 --> 00:58:48,599
I'm taIking to you.
I've asked you not to teII others.
872
00:58:52,081 --> 00:58:54,549
In fact, she asked me to teII you
ifthere's such a chance.
873
00:58:56,319 --> 00:58:59,186
WeII, you've toId him aIready,
it's nothing to be shamefuI of.
874
00:59:00,890 --> 00:59:02,357
It gets on my nerves!
875
00:59:06,229 --> 00:59:07,890
You'II go back aIone to China tomorrow?
876
00:59:08,431 --> 00:59:10,695
No one accompanies you?
Let me go with you then.
877
00:59:13,636 --> 00:59:14,500
Taxi!
878
00:59:48,371 --> 00:59:49,338
Where are you?
879
00:59:49,539 --> 00:59:50,801
Where? I'm in China.
880
00:59:51,140 --> 00:59:52,402
You needn't rush away,
881
00:59:52,608 --> 00:59:54,371
Turkey is so kind to you.
882
00:59:54,544 --> 00:59:57,707
Don't buIIshit, I can't find
Chinese Cookery Academy now.
883
00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:00,844
No, I've asked peopIe about it.
884
01:00:01,751 --> 01:00:04,914
Right...I find everything here,
toiIets, tempIes...
885
01:00:05,087 --> 01:00:06,554
...butjust no Chinese Cookery Academy.
886
01:00:06,856 --> 01:00:07,618
No way,
887
01:00:07,890 --> 01:00:10,256
Maddy's sister's
mother's brother's son says there is.
888
01:00:10,660 --> 01:00:11,820
Why don't you come back first?
889
01:00:12,094 --> 01:00:14,358
Come back?
Don't you know I am escaping?
890
01:00:14,597 --> 01:00:17,157
Don't worried,
Turkey is not here right now.
891
01:00:17,266 --> 01:00:18,528
She's disappeared since you went away.
892
01:00:19,468 --> 01:00:20,526
Where did she go?
893
01:00:56,072 --> 01:00:57,232
I catch you at Iast!
894
01:00:57,506 --> 01:00:59,872
Good! Catch you now!
895
01:01:01,711 --> 01:01:03,178
You Iet me catch you at Iast...
896
01:01:05,081 --> 01:01:06,241
What happens? What happens?
897
01:01:06,515 --> 01:01:08,176
I've bought you much daiIy sundries.
898
01:01:09,518 --> 01:01:12,385
You Ieft so hurriedIy,
I couIdn't give them to you Iast time,
899
01:01:13,022 --> 01:01:14,785
so I come aII the way for you.
900
01:01:15,524 --> 01:01:16,786
Don't waste aII these stuff.
901
01:01:17,159 --> 01:01:18,023
Thanks.
902
01:01:18,761 --> 01:01:20,524
Hey, pIease do me a favour.
903
01:01:27,570 --> 01:01:32,132
Draw a heart here,
with an arrow passing through it.
904
01:01:32,642 --> 01:01:33,904
Stop fooIing around.
905
01:01:34,176 --> 01:01:35,939
Just a souvenir, come on.
906
01:01:36,712 --> 01:01:39,875
Turkey, Iet me teII you.
907
01:01:40,783 --> 01:01:43,445
I feeI sorry as this happened to you.
908
01:01:44,053 --> 01:01:45,315
I am reaIIy touching...
909
01:01:45,721 --> 01:01:47,985
But I don't want that, you know?
910
01:01:48,457 --> 01:01:50,015
Sure, of course I know.
911
01:01:50,192 --> 01:01:52,660
Come on, draw it for me, come on.
912
01:01:52,862 --> 01:01:55,330
No probIem, drawing a heart
is nothing speciaI.
913
01:01:55,698 --> 01:01:58,166
We're buddies,
Iet's make things cIear first.
914
01:02:00,936 --> 01:02:02,699
I've come aII the way here
915
01:02:02,905 --> 01:02:04,463
just to ask you draw me a heart,
916
01:02:04,807 --> 01:02:06,274
but you're Iosing
your temper for that?
917
01:02:06,709 --> 01:02:09,075
Even ifyou forget
I've done so much for you,
918
01:02:09,845 --> 01:02:13,110
you must remember
I covered for you and got injured.
919
01:02:13,649 --> 01:02:15,514
I didn't ask you to do
aII this for me.
920
01:02:15,751 --> 01:02:17,514
I didn't ask you
to get injured for me either.
921
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:19,187
What's that got to do with me?
922
01:02:19,555 --> 01:02:21,819
According to your theory, if everyone
comes to get injured for me...
923
01:02:21,924 --> 01:02:23,983
then I'II be running
into great troubIe.
924
01:02:27,730 --> 01:02:30,597
Many things are destined
and pIanned by heavens.
925
01:02:30,766 --> 01:02:33,132
It's useIess even ifyou are injured
20 more times,
926
01:02:33,369 --> 01:02:34,529
you know?
927
01:02:41,410 --> 01:02:42,570
Do you understand?
928
01:02:47,316 --> 01:02:49,784
Hey, do you understand?
929
01:04:15,304 --> 01:04:16,464
OK.
930
01:04:17,006 --> 01:04:18,371
How come?
931
01:04:18,674 --> 01:04:19,333
What?
932
01:04:19,608 --> 01:04:22,475
It's rare astronomy phenomena:
Nine stars joining into one.
933
01:04:24,046 --> 01:04:25,809
When this happens, there is aIways
something strange happening.
934
01:04:28,551 --> 01:04:31,111
Don't worry, he'II disappear forever.
935
01:04:36,826 --> 01:04:38,885
The 28th Competition of ''God of Cookery''
936
01:04:39,195 --> 01:04:40,856
is start after one minute.
937
01:04:41,263 --> 01:04:42,730
Let's have the honour of ourjudge...
938
01:04:43,065 --> 01:04:47,229
Chairperson of internationaI Gourmet
Society, the 'Princess of Taste'...
939
01:04:47,536 --> 01:04:49,401
Miss Nancy Sit
940
01:04:54,076 --> 01:04:54,940
HaIf minute to start.
941
01:04:55,277 --> 01:04:56,335
According to the ruIes,
942
01:04:56,545 --> 01:04:59,412
aII Iate comers wiII be disquaIified.
943
01:04:59,615 --> 01:05:00,980
No excuse is aIIowed.
944
01:05:01,550 --> 01:05:03,313
AII participants,
pIease get into your position.
945
01:05:21,370 --> 01:05:23,531
I've checked, no one is coming,
946
01:05:23,806 --> 01:05:25,364
the match wiII start soon.
947
01:05:26,775 --> 01:05:28,333
Bastard, what's a surprise.
948
01:05:35,584 --> 01:05:37,347
Isn't he...
949
01:05:37,653 --> 01:05:40,816
Madam, pIease go faster.
950
01:05:41,190 --> 01:05:42,555
This is the fastest I can.
951
01:05:42,892 --> 01:05:44,154
No way out.
952
01:05:58,173 --> 01:05:59,333
Just arrive on time.
953
01:06:05,581 --> 01:06:06,548
You?
954
01:06:06,749 --> 01:06:09,115
Amida Buddha.
955
01:06:14,623 --> 01:06:15,783
Who are you?
956
01:06:16,592 --> 01:06:20,653
Dean of ShaoIin Monastery,
my name is ''Wet Dream''.
957
01:06:23,799 --> 01:06:27,667
Amida Buddha.
958
01:06:30,406 --> 01:06:34,866
I come and Ieave with the wind.
959
01:06:36,946 --> 01:06:40,507
Hey, I'm a good friend of Stephen Chow,
pIease respect me.
960
01:06:42,451 --> 01:06:44,919
I beg you...pIease.
961
01:06:46,188 --> 01:06:48,850
Security throw, this guy away.
962
01:06:49,091 --> 01:06:50,558
PIease cIose the gate
963
01:06:51,160 --> 01:06:52,627
and prevent anyone
with wet dreams coming in.
964
01:06:53,062 --> 01:06:56,122
OK, the Iast participant has arrived.
965
01:06:56,865 --> 01:06:59,527
The match start now.
966
01:07:20,789 --> 01:07:22,552
I won't move before
my enemies take action.
967
01:07:52,654 --> 01:07:54,417
I wouId Iike to know,
why Stephen Chow Iooks Iike this.
968
01:07:54,656 --> 01:07:56,021
Why does he dress in ancient cIothing?
Why does aII his hair become white?
969
01:07:56,325 --> 01:07:57,485
Is there a wire
970
01:07:57,726 --> 01:07:58,590
so that he can fIy over water?
971
01:07:58,994 --> 01:08:04,057
Sir, He's now
an understudy of ShaoIin Monastery.
972
01:08:16,178 --> 01:08:18,442
ShaoIin Monastery.
973
01:08:18,814 --> 01:08:20,782
Amida Buddha.
974
01:08:21,517 --> 01:08:25,385
I can onIy teII you,
He's Iinked with Buddha.
975
01:08:25,854 --> 01:08:30,223
Base on sympathy,
I received him as a understudy.
976
01:08:42,438 --> 01:08:43,598
Don't move!
977
01:08:43,872 --> 01:08:46,238
You have wounded by poisonous throne.
978
01:08:46,575 --> 01:08:49,442
LuckiIy the poison
hasn't arrived your brain.
979
01:08:49,511 --> 01:08:51,274
otherwise you'd die at once.
980
01:08:52,614 --> 01:08:55,674
I've sucked out 80%
ofthe poison aIready.
981
01:08:56,051 --> 01:08:59,214
Let me suck the remaining,
982
01:08:59,421 --> 01:09:00,183
pIease.
983
01:09:01,457 --> 01:09:02,515
Leave me aIone!
984
01:09:03,792 --> 01:09:07,956
I won't force you since you refuse.
985
01:09:15,938 --> 01:09:18,099
You'II be in troubIe,
Dean is very narrow-mined.
986
01:09:22,778 --> 01:09:25,246
I hate peopIe taIking about me
behind my back.
987
01:09:45,434 --> 01:09:46,492
Out!
988
01:09:47,503 --> 01:09:48,470
Out!
989
01:09:49,471 --> 01:09:50,335
Me out?
990
01:09:50,873 --> 01:09:53,637
We're choosing ''God of Cookery'',
not cIown in a circus.
991
01:09:54,143 --> 01:09:55,701
Besides being a master in cooking,
992
01:09:55,911 --> 01:09:57,173
God of cookery must be smart.
993
01:09:57,513 --> 01:09:58,878
You want to be ''God of Cookery''?...
994
01:09:59,081 --> 01:10:00,742
No way!
995
01:10:16,498 --> 01:10:18,466
Eighteen Brassmen of ShaoIin Monastery?
996
01:10:20,435 --> 01:10:22,403
Right! Eighteen Brassmen
of ShaoIin Monastery!
997
01:10:22,738 --> 01:10:25,901
You've enraged the Dean,
you want to escape? No way!
998
01:10:39,855 --> 01:10:40,719
Out!
999
01:10:41,056 --> 01:10:42,318
Why?
1000
01:10:42,858 --> 01:10:44,416
Look at you, has your fatherjust died?
1001
01:10:44,593 --> 01:10:47,756
Go home and face the mirror, out!
1002
01:11:17,125 --> 01:11:18,183
What are you Iooking at?
1003
01:11:18,660 --> 01:11:19,524
Out!
1004
01:11:19,995 --> 01:11:20,757
Why?
1005
01:11:21,029 --> 01:11:23,589
Being ''God of Cookery'',
one must have concentration.
1006
01:11:24,233 --> 01:11:25,598
AII ofyou keep standing here
1007
01:11:25,801 --> 01:11:28,269
when I mereIy move, shit!
1008
01:11:28,770 --> 01:11:31,432
You make me disappointed, out!
1009
01:11:32,808 --> 01:11:35,777
Ifyou keep fauIting them out,
there'II be no one Ieft.
1010
01:11:36,678 --> 01:11:37,838
I know it!
1011
01:11:38,513 --> 01:11:40,674
Since the beginning ofthe match,
1012
01:11:41,216 --> 01:11:43,684
I've found two guys keeping caIm,
1013
01:11:44,419 --> 01:11:46,979
They are the onIy
two quaIified participants.
1014
01:11:51,260 --> 01:11:52,318
Why did you kiII peopIe?
1015
01:11:52,761 --> 01:11:53,819
You taught me that.
1016
01:11:55,497 --> 01:11:56,657
As I Iike it.
1017
01:12:00,002 --> 01:12:03,870
PIease reform and beIieve in Buddha.
1018
01:12:07,276 --> 01:12:09,744
WeII, I'm making the dish
''Buddha Jumping WaII''.
1019
01:12:10,245 --> 01:12:12,713
What a coincidence! I'm making
''Buddha Jumping WaII'' too.
1020
01:12:13,115 --> 01:12:14,275
Don't think...
1021
01:12:14,516 --> 01:12:17,383
you'II be sure win by
dressing in ancient costume.
1022
01:12:19,988 --> 01:12:22,456
I can do that too! Want to become
''God of Cookery''? TiII after you die.
1023
01:12:31,366 --> 01:12:32,526
Super-styIe cutting!
1024
01:12:34,369 --> 01:12:35,631
Supreme-styIe chopping!
1025
01:12:39,541 --> 01:12:40,906
Good Chopping!
1026
01:12:45,681 --> 01:12:46,739
So fast!
1027
01:12:56,525 --> 01:12:57,992
Eighteen-styIe frying!
1028
01:13:02,230 --> 01:13:03,288
Dog-beating sauteeing!
1029
01:13:07,869 --> 01:13:09,734
Good frying!
1030
01:13:13,375 --> 01:13:14,740
Objection! He is copying me!
1031
01:13:15,410 --> 01:13:16,570
Did he?
1032
01:13:16,845 --> 01:13:18,107
He does exactIy what I'm doing!
1033
01:13:18,447 --> 01:13:19,709
Does he?
1034
01:13:23,218 --> 01:13:24,378
Look! You see now?
1035
01:13:26,488 --> 01:13:27,648
But this is a competition.
1036
01:13:27,956 --> 01:13:29,423
It's Iike racing and swimming,
1037
01:13:29,658 --> 01:13:31,125
everyone is doing the same thing.
1038
01:13:31,460 --> 01:13:32,620
There's nothing to object.
1039
01:13:33,161 --> 01:13:34,128
OverruIed!
1040
01:13:40,836 --> 01:13:41,598
Thanks!
1041
01:13:48,877 --> 01:13:49,935
Bastard!
1042
01:13:57,786 --> 01:13:58,946
See you how to receive this chopper?
1043
01:14:03,658 --> 01:14:04,420
UncIe...
1044
01:14:05,060 --> 01:14:07,620
Nothing serious...
it's onIy the back ofthe chopper...
1045
01:14:07,929 --> 01:14:09,089
The back ofthe chopper?
Right.
1046
01:14:12,134 --> 01:14:13,795
You've reaIIy visited
Chinese Cookery Academy?
1047
01:14:14,603 --> 01:14:15,365
Don't pretending,
1048
01:14:15,570 --> 01:14:17,834
Chinese Cookery Academy is indeed
the kitchen of ShaoIin Monastery.
1049
01:14:28,016 --> 01:14:30,780
You're aIso a dropout
of ShaoIin Monastery!
1050
01:14:31,086 --> 01:14:32,144
ImpossibIe!
1051
01:14:32,621 --> 01:14:33,485
I have studied for ten years,
1052
01:14:33,655 --> 01:14:35,520
but you have studied for onIy
one month, you can't be so smart!
1053
01:14:35,724 --> 01:14:37,589
It's depended on taIent.
1054
01:14:46,334 --> 01:14:47,699
Eighteen Brassmen of ShaoIin Monastery!
1055
01:14:48,937 --> 01:14:49,904
Damned fooI!
1056
01:15:05,253 --> 01:15:06,413
OK, the smaII ''Ten''.
1057
01:15:06,822 --> 01:15:09,290
One ''Ten'', right? Pass.
1058
01:15:09,524 --> 01:15:11,685
Pass? I know you wiII pass me.
1059
01:15:11,827 --> 01:15:13,590
''Queen''
''Queen''?
1060
01:15:14,296 --> 01:15:16,958
Man, when can I Ieave this pIace?
1061
01:15:17,265 --> 01:15:19,733
''Two'', onIy after the Dean says OK.
1062
01:15:20,235 --> 01:15:23,898
When wiII Dean say that, Man?
1063
01:15:24,172 --> 01:15:25,332
Look...
1064
01:15:25,440 --> 01:15:28,102
That oId bag enraged Dean
when he was 13,
1065
01:15:28,510 --> 01:15:30,876
so he's been detained here tiII now.
1066
01:15:31,746 --> 01:15:33,008
What does that mean?
1067
01:15:33,248 --> 01:15:34,715
You pass ''Five of a Kind''?
Pass.
1068
01:15:35,584 --> 01:15:37,643
What does that mean?
You Iost doubIe this time.
1069
01:15:38,353 --> 01:15:40,218
UnreasonabIe.
1070
01:15:42,057 --> 01:15:43,524
Eighteen Brassmen of ShaoIin Monastery!
1071
01:15:49,164 --> 01:15:52,531
Besides I Iearnt cooking skiIIs
in the kitchen of ShaoIin Monastery,
1072
01:15:53,168 --> 01:15:56,626
I aIso Iearnt supreme Kung Fu
from the eighteen Brassmen.
1073
01:15:57,672 --> 01:16:01,039
These eighteen Brassmen are reaIIy great.
1074
01:16:02,677 --> 01:16:04,042
I don't beIieve that!
1075
01:16:13,788 --> 01:16:15,050
Good ''FIying SkiIIs''!
1076
01:16:15,390 --> 01:16:16,652
The secret of ''FIying SkiIIs''
1077
01:16:16,992 --> 01:16:19,153
it can make a man as heavy as a seaI...
1078
01:16:19,528 --> 01:16:22,895
fIy up high in the sky,
and make ghosts cry.
1079
01:16:33,241 --> 01:16:34,401
Good foIding chair!
1080
01:16:34,976 --> 01:16:36,443
The secret of ''FoIding Chair''
1081
01:16:36,745 --> 01:16:39,509
it's hidden in common househoId.
1082
01:16:40,148 --> 01:16:43,015
We can sit on them
and turn them into weapons.
1083
01:16:43,184 --> 01:16:45,550
Even poIice can't charge you ofthem.
1084
01:16:45,887 --> 01:16:47,946
It's ranked top in the seven weapons.
1085
01:16:52,394 --> 01:16:55,761
Just beat two more strokes,
onIy 3 minutes Ieft, watch out for time.
1086
01:17:18,486 --> 01:17:19,453
Don't shout!
1087
01:17:21,523 --> 01:17:22,285
It's bad!
1088
01:17:22,490 --> 01:17:23,855
It's bad? How bad?
1089
01:17:45,413 --> 01:17:48,280
We do not aIIow
''Buddha Jumping WaII'' to expIode.
1090
01:17:48,650 --> 01:17:50,015
You shouId have been disquaIified.
1091
01:17:50,452 --> 01:17:52,613
...but I consider that
you are quite creative.
1092
01:17:53,254 --> 01:17:54,812
Two minutes Ieft, make another one.
1093
01:17:56,391 --> 01:17:58,256
OnIy two minutes,
you can onIy make sasumi,
1094
01:17:58,760 --> 01:17:59,920
give up man!
1095
01:18:04,866 --> 01:18:05,924
Good ''InternaI SkiIIs''!
1096
01:18:06,101 --> 01:18:09,070
He uses ''InternaI SkiIIs''
to raise the temperature.
1097
01:18:09,337 --> 01:18:12,397
So the ''Buddha Jumping WaII'',
which originaIIy takes 49 hours to cook,
1098
01:18:13,174 --> 01:18:15,142
...can now be made in 2 minutes.
1099
01:18:19,114 --> 01:18:22,277
May I ask what is the most tasty thing
you've even eaten in your Iife?
1100
01:18:24,452 --> 01:18:28,411
You shouId ask
this question to yourseIf.
1101
01:18:29,124 --> 01:18:30,091
Ask myseIf?
1102
01:18:30,659 --> 01:18:31,523
Right.
1103
01:18:32,293 --> 01:18:34,056
Who are you taIking to?
1104
01:18:34,562 --> 01:18:36,826
This is supersonic chatting.
1105
01:19:06,928 --> 01:19:07,895
This is...
1106
01:19:08,163 --> 01:19:09,630
''Kouyum SkiII''?
Wrong!
1107
01:19:10,231 --> 01:19:12,290
This is ''SorrowfuI Hand''.
1108
01:19:13,168 --> 01:19:14,635
''SorrowfuI Hand''?
1109
01:19:15,336 --> 01:19:19,898
This is a styIe created by him.
1110
01:19:20,675 --> 01:19:24,338
One day, I saw him...
1111
01:19:25,213 --> 01:19:26,373
...singing sorrowfuIIy.
1112
01:19:27,749 --> 01:19:31,515
Righteous and honesty is vaIuabIe.
1113
01:19:32,120 --> 01:19:36,181
I dare to go to fight.
1114
01:19:36,658 --> 01:19:42,028
I'm wiIIing to sacrifice for buddies.
1115
01:19:43,531 --> 01:19:45,999
I'm wiIIing to die for girIs...
1116
01:20:21,436 --> 01:20:23,199
His hair turned white overnight.
1117
01:20:24,239 --> 01:20:25,706
His Iove is so deep.
1118
01:20:26,307 --> 01:20:31,176
What is Iove? Why is forever?
1119
01:20:32,046 --> 01:20:37,507
Finding he is addicting to Iove,
I forgave him.
1120
01:20:38,119 --> 01:20:40,986
I never know
you're such a romantic man.
1121
01:21:41,783 --> 01:21:44,445
Lost skiII of ShaoIin Monastery:
''Fire Fist''!
1122
01:21:45,753 --> 01:21:47,914
Time's up! The match is over!
1123
01:21:58,800 --> 01:21:59,960
It smeIIs good!
1124
01:22:01,536 --> 01:22:03,197
It smeIIs good!
Right!
1125
01:22:04,939 --> 01:22:05,906
Yeah, This is...
1126
01:22:06,107 --> 01:22:08,075
Super Seaview ''Buddha Jumping WaII''!
1127
01:22:10,678 --> 01:22:12,339
Good! Good! Good!...
1128
01:22:14,482 --> 01:22:18,646
This ''Buddha Jumping WaII'',
prepared by ''InternaI SkiIIs''...
1129
01:22:18,953 --> 01:22:22,013
is so weII prepared, not thick
nor thin, and not so unctuous.
1130
01:22:22,423 --> 01:22:27,190
The nine ingredients make up
a totaI of 81 varieties.
1131
01:22:27,662 --> 01:22:31,325
The fIavours stack up
one Iayer by one Iayer.
1132
01:22:31,666 --> 01:22:35,033
It deserves to be caIIed:
''Super Seaview Buddha Jumping WaII''!
1133
01:22:39,107 --> 01:22:40,472
And this is...
1134
01:22:41,643 --> 01:22:43,008
''SorrowfuI Rice''.
1135
01:22:43,444 --> 01:22:45,412
What's wrong with you?
This is just ordinary BBQ Pork Rice.
1136
01:22:45,546 --> 01:22:46,410
With just one extra egg on it,
1137
01:22:46,547 --> 01:22:47,809
costs onIy $22 at most.
1138
01:22:48,049 --> 01:22:49,516
Why you caII it ''SorrwfuI Rice''?
1139
01:22:49,717 --> 01:22:51,184
Don't pretend being smart!
1140
01:22:51,586 --> 01:22:53,247
BuIIshit! I dare say...
1141
01:22:53,488 --> 01:22:55,854
no one dare say ''Smart''
in front of me.
1142
01:22:55,990 --> 01:22:57,048
WiII you pIease keep quiet!
1143
01:23:13,074 --> 01:23:16,339
BBQ Pork, good BBQ Pork!
1144
01:23:16,644 --> 01:23:19,112
I've never eaten such good BBQ Pork!
1145
01:23:19,480 --> 01:23:21,448
HeIp...
1146
01:23:23,818 --> 01:23:25,786
The gravy is kept
inside the meat fibre.
1147
01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:29,185
It's so tender and juicy.
1148
01:23:29,424 --> 01:23:30,686
They're so soft and bouncy to eat.
1149
01:23:30,892 --> 01:23:33,156
With the extra egg made by ''Fire Fist'',
1150
01:23:33,561 --> 01:23:37,224
the taste of BBQ Pork is unbeIievabIe.
1151
01:23:37,532 --> 01:23:40,592
Why? Why? Why?...
1152
01:23:41,035 --> 01:23:43,401
Why do you Iet me eat such
good bowI of BBQ Pork Rice?
1153
01:23:43,771 --> 01:23:45,932
What shaII I do ifyou don't cook it
for me in future?
1154
01:23:53,548 --> 01:23:54,810
What is it?
1155
01:23:56,918 --> 01:23:58,681
Why tears burst out from my eyes?
1156
01:24:00,221 --> 01:24:01,779
I have a sorrowfuI feeIing.
1157
01:24:02,623 --> 01:24:05,183
It's onion, I've added onion inside.
1158
01:24:06,728 --> 01:24:08,093
Oh! It hits the topic!
1159
01:24:08,963 --> 01:24:10,931
So there's onion!
1160
01:24:13,101 --> 01:24:15,865
This bowI of rice is reaIIy touching.
1161
01:24:17,238 --> 01:24:20,105
No wonder It's caIIed ''SorrowfuI Rice''.
1162
01:24:20,908 --> 01:24:22,273
It's reaIIy so sorrowfuI!
1163
01:24:22,677 --> 01:24:24,235
It's too touching!
1164
01:24:24,846 --> 01:24:26,507
WonderfuI!
1165
01:24:29,150 --> 01:24:30,515
However...
1166
01:24:31,119 --> 01:24:33,178
If my husband were not so horny
1167
01:24:33,654 --> 01:24:35,417
and caught in a trap...
1168
01:24:37,892 --> 01:24:42,352
If I were not greedy
and caught whiIe I was cheating.
1169
01:24:45,133 --> 01:24:46,498
The worst is...
1170
01:24:46,934 --> 01:24:48,299
Greet the Boss.
Boss.
1171
01:24:49,837 --> 01:24:54,103
Even my good son has been kicked
and joint the triad now.
1172
01:24:54,876 --> 01:25:02,044
These guys are reaIIy hoIding me
by the baIIs, I...
1173
01:25:04,552 --> 01:25:05,917
The ''God of Cookery'' is...
1174
01:25:06,854 --> 01:25:07,718
BuII Tong!
1175
01:25:07,922 --> 01:25:09,287
BuII Tong is finaIIy ''God of Cookery''!
1176
01:25:12,760 --> 01:25:15,228
You've wasted your breath,
you stiII have to choose me.
1177
01:25:20,668 --> 01:25:22,135
There's no ''God of Cookery''.
1178
01:25:22,670 --> 01:25:24,535
What? What did you say?
1179
01:25:24,672 --> 01:25:26,537
Maybe everyone is ''God of Cookery''
What do you mean?
1180
01:25:26,674 --> 01:25:27,936
Don't buIIshit, present the prize.
1181
01:25:28,342 --> 01:25:33,006
Even parents, brothers, sisters and
Iovers, as Iong as they have hear
1182
01:25:34,082 --> 01:25:34,946
What do you mean?
1183
01:25:35,450 --> 01:25:37,111
Everyone can become ''God of Cookery''.
1184
01:25:37,685 --> 01:25:40,245
He becomes crazy due to Iost,
caII for ambuIance.
1185
01:25:44,225 --> 01:25:47,092
''God of Cookery'',
get back to your position.
1186
01:26:49,090 --> 01:26:52,355
''God of Cookery'', you used to be fairy
in mastering cooking skiIIs,
1187
01:26:52,660 --> 01:26:53,718
but you committed heavens ruIes,
1188
01:26:53,995 --> 01:26:56,759
so you were punished
to descend to Earth.
1189
01:26:57,165 --> 01:27:00,623
Today, you finaIIy know
the truth of cooking.
1190
01:27:02,570 --> 01:27:05,038
You've shown your Iove
in the rice you cooked.
1191
01:27:05,173 --> 01:27:06,834
Even King of Heavens are impressed.
1192
01:27:07,008 --> 01:27:10,466
But you reveaIed Heavens secret,
you shouId be punished.
1193
01:27:11,112 --> 01:27:14,172
I spare you now
as you did that out of deep Iove.
1194
01:27:20,254 --> 01:27:22,620
Stephen, you've invested a Iot!
1195
01:27:22,924 --> 01:27:24,585
You even hire faked fairy.
1196
01:27:24,825 --> 01:27:27,385
Good! I'II see
what you can do with fairy.
1197
01:27:27,762 --> 01:27:29,525
Ask the fairy to heIp you...
1198
01:27:29,764 --> 01:27:31,629
You bIack mouth dog,
you don't keep guard at the door.
1199
01:27:31,933 --> 01:27:33,491
I must resume your originaI appearance.
1200
01:27:47,081 --> 01:27:48,446
You want to try too?
1201
01:27:48,749 --> 01:27:52,014
No!...none of my business,
I'm onIy passing by!
1202
01:27:52,453 --> 01:27:54,421
I know no one in here.
1203
01:27:55,389 --> 01:27:58,256
I don't know the guys who were shooting!
1204
01:27:58,659 --> 01:28:00,024
BuIIshit! You're worse than a dog!
1205
01:28:28,289 --> 01:28:30,655
UncIe reaIIy becomes a dog!
1206
01:28:32,460 --> 01:28:34,519
RidicuIous! Nothing happen to me!
1207
01:28:35,062 --> 01:28:36,427
This is onIy iIIusion!
1208
01:28:36,797 --> 01:28:38,765
You never scare me!
1209
01:28:51,879 --> 01:28:56,248
Everything is possibIe,
is it Christmas now?
1210
01:28:56,817 --> 01:29:00,275
Sir, you're born with fairy bones,
your eyes show hoIy Iight.
1211
01:29:00,655 --> 01:29:02,418
You're a fairy descended on Earth,
I've found you at Iast!
1212
01:29:02,590 --> 01:29:04,251
How come there are so many fairies?
1213
01:29:04,558 --> 01:29:05,422
Yes!
1214
01:29:05,726 --> 01:29:09,287
Fairies are
everywhere in the street.
1215
01:29:09,563 --> 01:29:12,532
Even Santa CIaus is a fairy.
1216
01:29:13,134 --> 01:29:14,601
Don't BuIIshit!
1217
01:29:14,802 --> 01:29:17,771
Wait, I can teII you about
your marriage,
1218
01:29:17,938 --> 01:29:18,905
show me your paIm.
1219
01:29:19,340 --> 01:29:21,103
Your marriage is soon coming, soon...
1220
01:29:21,208 --> 01:29:23,176
Is it reaIIy true? No way?
1221
01:29:23,444 --> 01:29:27,312
It's true, it's she who asked us
not present in the match.
1222
01:29:28,049 --> 01:29:29,414
As she concerned you
wouId Iost concentration.
1223
01:29:29,684 --> 01:29:30,241
Yes.
1224
01:29:30,418 --> 01:29:31,578
No way!
1225
01:29:31,952 --> 01:29:35,217
ReaIIy, she resisted the buIIet
with her goId teeth.
1226
01:29:35,356 --> 01:29:38,325
She survives,
doctor gives her new teeth,
1227
01:29:38,592 --> 01:29:41,959
and even pIastic surgery,
she's become pretty now.
1228
01:29:42,029 --> 01:29:43,394
No way!
1229
01:29:43,664 --> 01:29:44,528
It's true!
1230
01:29:45,232 --> 01:29:46,597
Look, here she comes.
1231
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Is it Pretty?
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Just say something, is she pretty?
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I shouIdn't say anything now.
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Give it back to you!
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