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Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins. 13 00:00:40,808 --> 00:00:42,608 Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins. Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins. 14 00:00:42,610 --> 00:00:44,610 Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins. Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins. 15 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:47,479 Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins. Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins. 16 00:00:47,481 --> 00:00:48,748 Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins. 17 00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:52,351 Who's there? 18 00:01:04,257 --> 00:01:06,141 Homeless Jerry, is that you again? 19 00:01:06,926 --> 00:01:09,139 I just took a goofer, so I don't have long to play. 20 00:01:13,267 --> 00:01:14,278 Pepper? 21 00:01:24,478 --> 00:01:26,745 Shazbot. 22 00:01:31,952 --> 00:01:33,618 Surprise! 23 00:01:41,828 --> 00:01:43,561 Aah! Aah! Aah! 24 00:01:43,563 --> 00:01:45,430 Eat it! 25 00:02:06,114 --> 00:02:09,303 Synced and corrected by hawken45 for www.addic7ed.com 26 00:02:09,723 --> 00:02:11,522 I mean, I've just never seen 27 00:02:11,524 --> 00:02:14,658 this many bites on a single body before. 28 00:02:14,660 --> 00:02:18,396 It... It's just these tiny consistent bites. 29 00:02:18,398 --> 00:02:19,397 I don't... 30 00:02:19,399 --> 00:02:21,999 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 31 00:02:22,001 --> 00:02:23,873 What if a small shark, 32 00:02:23,874 --> 00:02:25,955 - riding a dog like a horse... - No. 33 00:02:25,956 --> 00:02:27,005 - Hear me out. - No. 34 00:02:28,341 --> 00:02:29,407 Hey, Evie. 35 00:02:29,409 --> 00:02:31,075 Oh, uh, Denise, I... 36 00:02:31,077 --> 00:02:32,410 you probably shouldn't be here. 37 00:02:32,412 --> 00:02:33,611 Is it a bad time? 38 00:02:33,613 --> 00:02:36,013 I'm just here looking for some fermentation buckets. 39 00:02:36,015 --> 00:02:39,784 - Are you using them to breed sharks? - No. 40 00:02:39,786 --> 00:02:41,552 My dad's starting a brewery. 41 00:02:41,554 --> 00:02:43,688 And he asked me to get the supplies. 42 00:02:43,690 --> 00:02:46,558 I really should be dealing with this right now, 43 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:47,692 but I'm curious. 44 00:02:47,694 --> 00:02:50,094 Where is your dad starting a brewery? 45 00:02:50,096 --> 00:02:51,295 In the tool shed. 46 00:02:51,297 --> 00:02:52,497 Okay, see, he can't do that. 47 00:02:52,499 --> 00:02:53,277 That's illegal. 48 00:02:53,278 --> 00:02:54,453 Oh, my God! 49 00:02:55,035 --> 00:02:57,235 A Marty Nubbins doll! 50 00:02:58,304 --> 00:03:00,171 Is that the Marty Nubbins 51 00:03:00,173 --> 00:03:02,039 of the "Nubbin's Family Power Hour"? 52 00:03:02,041 --> 00:03:03,177 Sure is. 53 00:03:03,178 --> 00:03:04,093 What is a Nubbin? 54 00:03:04,094 --> 00:03:06,677 It was a '70s puppet show for kids. 55 00:03:06,678 --> 00:03:08,194 It was all about unity. 56 00:03:08,195 --> 00:03:10,849 Didn't matter if you were young, old, white, black, 57 00:03:10,851 --> 00:03:12,851 a fish or a chicken, a bear, or a pimp! 58 00:03:12,853 --> 00:03:15,520 We're all different, and that's groovy. 59 00:03:15,522 --> 00:03:17,585 And they're all here. 60 00:03:17,586 --> 00:03:20,191 Marty Nubbins, Groovy Gordy, 61 00:03:20,193 --> 00:03:23,194 Convoy Cathy, Peace Bear, 62 00:03:23,196 --> 00:03:24,362 and Jive Turkey. 63 00:03:24,364 --> 00:03:25,410 Oh, yikes. 64 00:03:25,411 --> 00:03:26,931 It was the '70s. 65 00:03:26,933 --> 00:03:28,599 Ohh. 66 00:03:28,601 --> 00:03:30,630 Ohhhhhh! 67 00:03:30,631 --> 00:03:32,965 ♪ Doesn't matter who you are ♪ 68 00:03:32,966 --> 00:03:35,407 ♪ To us, you are a shining star ♪ 69 00:03:35,409 --> 00:03:38,309 It's the "Nubbin's Family Power Hour"! 70 00:03:38,311 --> 00:03:39,572 Ha! Ha! 71 00:03:39,573 --> 00:03:41,015 Keep it in the family. 72 00:03:41,176 --> 00:03:41,570 Boop! 73 00:03:43,549 --> 00:03:45,550 Yeah! 74 00:03:45,552 --> 00:03:47,885 Oh, I love it so much. 75 00:03:47,887 --> 00:03:49,554 I want to take 'em all home. 76 00:03:49,556 --> 00:03:50,755 How do I choose?! 77 00:03:50,757 --> 00:03:52,290 How do I choose? How do I choose? 78 00:03:52,292 --> 00:03:54,796 I'm gonna take Marty! 79 00:03:56,663 --> 00:03:57,901 Oh, my God. 80 00:03:58,084 --> 00:04:01,299 Did you know Mr. Cantrell? 81 00:04:02,903 --> 00:04:04,835 This is free now, right? 82 00:04:13,065 --> 00:04:14,089 Hey, Dad. 83 00:04:14,881 --> 00:04:16,314 Oh, sweetheart, you're just in time. 84 00:04:16,316 --> 00:04:18,182 Did you get that, uh, fermentation bucket 85 00:04:18,184 --> 00:04:19,383 - I asked about? - No. 86 00:04:19,385 --> 00:04:20,919 Denise, please understand 87 00:04:20,921 --> 00:04:23,187 that if I don't ferment this stuff, 88 00:04:23,189 --> 00:04:25,189 it's going to turn into jet fuel, 89 00:04:25,767 --> 00:04:27,081 and you don't want to be the one responsible 90 00:04:27,082 --> 00:04:29,367 - for blowing up the house, do you? - No. 91 00:04:29,368 --> 00:04:32,133 But I did get a puppet. 92 00:04:32,134 --> 00:04:34,507 Ha-ha! 93 00:04:38,370 --> 00:04:40,044 You're really milking this whole 94 00:04:40,045 --> 00:04:42,694 "works in mysterious ways" thing, aren't you? 95 00:04:43,488 --> 00:04:45,155 Crafty. 96 00:05:09,878 --> 00:05:11,311 Mm... 97 00:05:29,193 --> 00:05:31,593 You're gonna sleep in there tonight. 98 00:05:57,302 --> 00:05:59,258 Aah! 99 00:06:47,561 --> 00:06:49,656 Stan. The hell is this? 100 00:06:50,407 --> 00:06:51,818 Freedom, Barret. 101 00:06:51,819 --> 00:06:53,687 I am no longer a slave to big liquor. 102 00:06:53,688 --> 00:06:56,449 It used to be if I wanted a beer, I used to have to drive 103 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:57,745 all the way down to the liquor store 104 00:06:57,746 --> 00:06:59,508 like some kind of wild animal. 105 00:06:59,509 --> 00:07:00,978 Not anymore. 106 00:07:00,979 --> 00:07:02,335 Now I got everything I need 107 00:07:02,336 --> 00:07:03,403 right here on the premises. 108 00:07:03,404 --> 00:07:06,242 I, uh... I even gave my product a name. 109 00:07:07,777 --> 00:07:09,066 Miller Beer. 110 00:07:09,067 --> 00:07:10,573 I think they already have that. 111 00:07:10,574 --> 00:07:13,141 Yeah, well, they're damn sure gonna have to change it, aren't they? 112 00:07:13,142 --> 00:07:14,897 Well, you can brew a batch for yourself, 113 00:07:14,898 --> 00:07:16,276 but if you brew to distribute, 114 00:07:16,277 --> 00:07:17,658 that's against the law. 115 00:07:17,659 --> 00:07:19,334 Yeah? Well, this is all for me. 116 00:07:20,141 --> 00:07:21,206 11 barrels? 117 00:07:21,207 --> 00:07:22,863 Listen here, there, Judge Judy. 118 00:07:22,864 --> 00:07:24,558 Sure, I may drink a little more than you, 119 00:07:24,559 --> 00:07:27,413 but that's only because I find it impossible to stop. 120 00:07:27,768 --> 00:07:29,418 Still, I don't know what to tell you, Stan. 121 00:07:29,419 --> 00:07:30,674 You know, we can let you keep one, 122 00:07:30,675 --> 00:07:32,860 but we're gonna have to confiscate the rest. 123 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:35,031 We'll be back. 124 00:07:38,721 --> 00:07:40,291 Oh, buy a vowel. 125 00:07:41,501 --> 00:07:44,230 Time for some liquid America. 126 00:07:47,678 --> 00:07:50,301 Hmm, that's interesting. 127 00:07:51,010 --> 00:07:54,155 Little oaky with a... a bite at the end. 128 00:07:55,393 --> 00:07:57,793 - Heck of a bite. - Hey, Dad, 129 00:07:57,794 --> 00:07:59,875 can you help me with something inside the house? 130 00:07:59,876 --> 00:08:04,339 Absolutely, but... there's only one problem. 131 00:08:04,340 --> 00:08:06,160 What? 132 00:08:08,109 --> 00:08:09,762 That beer also made me blind. 133 00:08:09,763 --> 00:08:11,111 What? Dad? 134 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,260 - Take me inside. - It's okay. 135 00:08:14,262 --> 00:08:16,296 - Take me inside. - Come on. 136 00:08:18,914 --> 00:08:21,102 I'm sure this is just a temporary thing. 137 00:08:21,103 --> 00:08:23,496 Just a 24-hour bout 138 00:08:23,497 --> 00:08:25,472 of complete and total blindness. 139 00:08:26,843 --> 00:08:29,008 But... it's funny, though. 140 00:08:29,010 --> 00:08:31,325 I can feel my other senses getting sharper. 141 00:08:32,368 --> 00:08:33,351 Sense of smell. 142 00:08:35,021 --> 00:08:36,141 Uh... hearing. 143 00:08:36,680 --> 00:08:37,895 Perfect now. 144 00:08:37,896 --> 00:08:40,778 Dad, w-why don't I help you to your armchair? 145 00:08:40,779 --> 00:08:42,573 I don't need my eyes to see. 146 00:08:43,959 --> 00:08:46,252 I can see with my ears, like Jesus. 147 00:08:47,271 --> 00:08:48,937 - Crack a nut. - What? 148 00:08:49,344 --> 00:08:50,678 Crack a nut. 149 00:08:55,438 --> 00:08:57,432 That was an almond. Crack another. 150 00:08:59,145 --> 00:09:00,624 Pistachio. 151 00:09:01,404 --> 00:09:03,632 You're not even trying to challenge me. 152 00:09:05,229 --> 00:09:06,362 I'm evolving. 153 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,321 I'm getting stronger. I'm... 154 00:09:11,186 --> 00:09:14,120 I'm becoming more than I've ever been before. 155 00:09:15,435 --> 00:09:17,040 Hmm. 156 00:09:17,832 --> 00:09:19,191 Oh, no! 157 00:09:30,679 --> 00:09:32,179 You changed your shirt. 158 00:09:33,007 --> 00:09:34,077 I-I did. 159 00:09:34,078 --> 00:09:35,806 H-How d... How did you know? 160 00:09:35,807 --> 00:09:37,083 I could hear the different thread count 161 00:09:37,084 --> 00:09:39,318 screaming at me like a thousand sirens. 162 00:09:40,082 --> 00:09:41,348 Hmm. 163 00:09:41,349 --> 00:09:43,082 I made you a sandwich. 164 00:09:44,745 --> 00:09:46,968 Cracked pepper turkey on whole wheat toast. 165 00:09:46,969 --> 00:09:49,015 Yeah! How did you know? 166 00:09:49,016 --> 00:09:52,006 Denise, is one of those slices of toast 167 00:09:52,007 --> 00:09:53,479 the heel of the loaf? 168 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:54,203 Yeah. 169 00:09:54,633 --> 00:09:55,580 But I figured you were blind 170 00:09:55,581 --> 00:09:57,109 and... and you wouldn't notice. 171 00:09:57,110 --> 00:09:59,265 - I'll throw it away. - It doesn't matter, sweetheart. 172 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,634 We're in the presence of great danger now. 173 00:10:01,636 --> 00:10:03,995 I can feel it. It's vibrating inside of me. 174 00:10:04,547 --> 00:10:06,011 Put the sandwich down, go downstairs, 175 00:10:06,012 --> 00:10:08,441 lock up the house, and seal everything up. 176 00:10:08,930 --> 00:10:10,024 Namaste. 177 00:10:18,396 --> 00:10:20,129 Aah! 178 00:10:20,130 --> 00:10:22,240 Eccles says time to die. 179 00:10:25,884 --> 00:10:27,632 What are you? 180 00:10:31,827 --> 00:10:32,468 Ow! 181 00:10:35,470 --> 00:10:37,867 Bad move, bitch. 182 00:10:41,943 --> 00:10:44,182 I'm gonna bite your ding dong! 183 00:10:47,924 --> 00:10:51,165 I haven't forgotten about your ding dong. 184 00:10:51,166 --> 00:10:51,876 Ohh. 185 00:10:58,336 --> 00:10:59,552 You're wasting your time 186 00:10:59,553 --> 00:11:02,603 'cause you're already dead, bitch. 187 00:11:04,303 --> 00:11:06,669 Yeah, yeah. Really scary. 188 00:11:08,693 --> 00:11:10,573 Your time is up, Stan Miller. 189 00:11:10,574 --> 00:11:13,051 Tonight, we come for you. 190 00:11:17,045 --> 00:11:18,844 Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins. Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins. 191 00:11:23,234 --> 00:11:25,436 Ugh. 192 00:11:25,437 --> 00:11:27,084 The heel of the bread. 193 00:11:28,032 --> 00:11:29,366 What am I, a dog? 194 00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:40,954 Kon'nichiwa. 195 00:11:40,955 --> 00:11:41,984 Hello. 196 00:11:43,005 --> 00:11:44,206 Kon'nichiwa. 197 00:11:44,541 --> 00:11:45,499 Hello. 198 00:11:46,902 --> 00:11:48,361 Kon'nichiwa. 199 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:49,591 Hello. 200 00:11:50,350 --> 00:11:51,495 Kon'nichiwa. 201 00:11:51,496 --> 00:11:52,642 Hello. 202 00:11:53,307 --> 00:11:54,589 Kon'nichiwa. 203 00:11:54,858 --> 00:11:55,641 Hello. 204 00:11:56,562 --> 00:11:57,725 Kon'nichiwa. 205 00:11:57,726 --> 00:11:58,616 Hello. 206 00:11:59,097 --> 00:12:00,029 Kon'nichiwa. 207 00:12:03,768 --> 00:12:05,302 I am very sweaty. 208 00:12:05,304 --> 00:12:07,144 Where is the airport bathroom? 209 00:12:12,043 --> 00:12:13,376 I am very sweaty. 210 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,724 Where is the airport bathroom? 211 00:12:17,249 --> 00:12:18,743 Very sweaty. 212 00:12:18,870 --> 00:12:19,716 Where is the airport bathroom? 213 00:12:19,718 --> 00:12:21,518 Where is the airport bathroom? 214 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:22,519 Where is the airport bathroom? 215 00:12:22,521 --> 00:12:22,852 Sayonara. 216 00:12:22,854 --> 00:12:24,387 Where is the airport bathroom? 217 00:12:24,389 --> 00:12:25,439 Where is the airport bathroom? 218 00:12:25,791 --> 00:12:27,357 Where is the airport bathroom? 219 00:12:27,359 --> 00:12:28,725 Where is the airport bathroom? 220 00:12:28,727 --> 00:12:30,260 Where is the airport bathroom? 221 00:12:30,262 --> 00:12:35,531 Where is the airport bathroom? 222 00:12:37,335 --> 00:12:39,402 Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins. 223 00:12:39,404 --> 00:12:41,203 Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins. Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins. 224 00:12:41,205 --> 00:12:42,538 Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins. 225 00:12:42,540 --> 00:12:44,607 Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins. Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins. 226 00:12:44,609 --> 00:12:46,810 Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins. 227 00:12:46,812 --> 00:12:49,478 Ow! 228 00:12:51,149 --> 00:12:55,882 Gonna need some... Ow! help to kill these bitch... 229 00:12:55,883 --> 00:12:57,754 Ow! 230 00:13:05,229 --> 00:13:08,498 Darksome night and shining moon, 231 00:13:09,173 --> 00:13:11,501 harken to thy blackened rune. 232 00:13:11,973 --> 00:13:14,770 East then south, west then north, 233 00:13:14,772 --> 00:13:16,439 here come! 234 00:13:16,441 --> 00:13:18,241 I call thee forth! 235 00:13:23,114 --> 00:13:26,315 Kill, kill, kill, kill! 236 00:13:26,317 --> 00:13:28,785 - Kill! Kill! - Kill! Kill! 237 00:13:28,787 --> 00:13:30,520 - Kill! Kill! - Kill! Kill! 238 00:13:30,522 --> 00:13:32,589 - Kill! Kill! - Kill! Kill! 239 00:13:32,591 --> 00:13:35,091 - Kill! Kill! - Kill! Kill! 240 00:13:35,093 --> 00:13:37,360 - Kill! Kill! - Kill! Kill! 241 00:13:43,268 --> 00:13:44,901 So, after you chewed through the tape, 242 00:13:44,903 --> 00:13:45,935 then what? 243 00:13:45,937 --> 00:13:49,472 I told you! I can't hear anything! 244 00:13:49,474 --> 00:13:50,640 Leon, what are you drawing? 245 00:13:50,642 --> 00:13:52,209 We already know what the puppet looks like. 246 00:13:52,211 --> 00:13:53,543 Oh, I'm just coloring. 247 00:13:55,179 --> 00:13:56,145 Sure. 248 00:13:56,147 --> 00:13:58,080 Kevin! 249 00:13:58,883 --> 00:14:00,817 - Hmm. Nice kitchen. - I told you learning a language 250 00:14:00,819 --> 00:14:02,685 - is dangerous! - Hey, Kev-o, 251 00:14:02,687 --> 00:14:04,153 uh, Denise tells me that you were attacked 252 00:14:04,155 --> 00:14:05,146 by a one-armed puppet. 253 00:14:05,147 --> 00:14:06,684 - What?! - Aah! 254 00:14:06,685 --> 00:14:08,169 Stop screaming. 255 00:14:08,170 --> 00:14:10,560 My ears are very delicate. 256 00:14:10,562 --> 00:14:12,629 - I can't hear you! - Ow! 257 00:14:12,631 --> 00:14:15,968 Bobcat Goldthwait made me deaf! 258 00:14:15,969 --> 00:14:17,500 Who? 259 00:14:18,103 --> 00:14:19,636 Now what the hell is going on? 260 00:14:23,108 --> 00:14:24,174 The phones are dead. 261 00:14:24,176 --> 00:14:25,574 There's no reception. 262 00:14:25,576 --> 00:14:27,727 Do you think they took out a cell tower? 263 00:14:38,257 --> 00:14:40,389 Sheriff! 264 00:14:40,391 --> 00:14:42,993 Come out and play-ay! 265 00:14:44,930 --> 00:14:47,797 Sheriff! 266 00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:50,700 Come out and play-ay! 267 00:14:50,702 --> 00:14:52,068 I want everyone to stay calm. 268 00:14:52,070 --> 00:14:53,803 And get low. 269 00:15:02,992 --> 00:15:04,513 - Kevin. - What?! 270 00:15:06,086 --> 00:15:07,214 Shh. 271 00:15:07,885 --> 00:15:11,754 I want you to go up there, 272 00:15:11,756 --> 00:15:14,512 look around, and tell me what you see. 273 00:15:23,301 --> 00:15:25,234 Gobble! Gobble! Gobble! 274 00:15:25,236 --> 00:15:27,303 What do you see? 275 00:15:27,305 --> 00:15:29,638 I think they're surrounding the house! 276 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:30,940 Stop screaming. 277 00:15:30,942 --> 00:15:33,009 Ow! 278 00:15:37,048 --> 00:15:38,147 Groovy! 279 00:15:39,984 --> 00:15:41,017 Kevin! 280 00:15:43,388 --> 00:15:47,156 Take your felty paws off me. 281 00:15:47,158 --> 00:15:49,304 Damn you! 282 00:15:49,994 --> 00:15:51,194 Aah! 283 00:15:54,265 --> 00:15:57,267 I got 'em! 284 00:15:59,938 --> 00:16:01,171 Wait. 285 00:16:05,009 --> 00:16:07,153 Aah! 286 00:16:11,056 --> 00:16:12,727 You ain't got the guts, pig. 287 00:16:17,887 --> 00:16:18,645 Ah! 288 00:16:19,975 --> 00:16:20,823 Oh, man. 289 00:16:21,254 --> 00:16:23,403 Thank God you got him with one bullet because... 290 00:16:26,733 --> 00:16:28,698 Ow! 291 00:16:33,471 --> 00:16:34,837 L-Lee? 292 00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:40,376 Because my gun's in the car. 293 00:16:42,147 --> 00:16:44,193 Lock all the doors and barricade the windows. 294 00:16:48,786 --> 00:16:51,720 They must be using a silencer! 295 00:16:55,186 --> 00:16:57,326 Peace Bear has a machine gun! 296 00:17:07,405 --> 00:17:09,539 What the hell? 297 00:17:09,540 --> 00:17:11,140 They're inside the house. 298 00:17:11,142 --> 00:17:13,076 Game over, man! 299 00:17:13,078 --> 00:17:14,343 They're in the ceiling. 300 00:17:14,345 --> 00:17:16,345 They're trying to crawl through the pipes. 301 00:17:16,347 --> 00:17:18,214 Evie, you gotta go shut the drain down. 302 00:17:18,216 --> 00:17:19,815 Come on. 303 00:17:20,351 --> 00:17:22,358 - Be careful! Oh! - Hah, ha. 304 00:17:22,359 --> 00:17:24,553 - Get that... Get that thing. - What are you doing? 305 00:17:24,555 --> 00:17:26,222 Ow. I can't see. 306 00:17:28,493 --> 00:17:30,359 No, wait! Wait! 307 00:17:30,361 --> 00:17:31,694 What? 308 00:17:31,696 --> 00:17:33,530 Aah! 309 00:17:34,532 --> 00:17:36,165 Who wants to die today? 310 00:17:37,636 --> 00:17:39,435 Here's Cathy! 311 00:17:41,367 --> 00:17:43,363 I'm gonna cut your ass. 312 00:17:43,841 --> 00:17:45,341 We're gonna need more weapons. 313 00:17:45,810 --> 00:17:46,976 There's two live hand grenades 314 00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:48,244 in the trunk of the squad car. 315 00:17:48,246 --> 00:17:48,813 What?! 316 00:17:48,815 --> 00:17:50,300 They're just rolling around back there. 317 00:17:50,301 --> 00:17:51,414 I didn't tell you because I didn't... 318 00:17:51,416 --> 00:17:52,382 How long have I been driving around 319 00:17:52,384 --> 00:17:53,516 with live grenades in the car? 320 00:17:53,518 --> 00:17:55,001 Do you want to hear the story or not? 321 00:17:55,002 --> 00:17:55,766 No. 322 00:17:56,788 --> 00:17:57,518 I'll go. 323 00:17:57,989 --> 00:17:59,438 No. I'll do it. 324 00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,197 Oh, my God. Leon, are you okay? 325 00:18:13,198 --> 00:18:15,574 Convoy Cathy bit my big rig. 326 00:18:22,279 --> 00:18:23,245 Aah. 327 00:18:29,043 --> 00:18:30,376 They've all gathered. 328 00:18:30,688 --> 00:18:31,616 They're up to something. 329 00:18:31,617 --> 00:18:35,036 Eccles says we ice these bitches. 330 00:18:35,501 --> 00:18:36,984 10-4, good buddy. 331 00:18:37,835 --> 00:18:40,606 Why don't we make them some poison pancakes? 332 00:18:41,205 --> 00:18:43,085 Ugh. 333 00:18:43,086 --> 00:18:45,806 Least I don't exploit women for profit. 334 00:18:46,442 --> 00:18:48,387 Oh, because I'm Jive Turkey, I'm a pimp? 335 00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:50,070 - You are a pimp. - Racist. 336 00:18:50,071 --> 00:18:51,384 Guys, guys, guys. 337 00:18:52,541 --> 00:18:54,200 Can we talk about this later? 338 00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:55,749 Let's open the portal. 339 00:18:57,382 --> 00:19:00,116 How am I gonna get my gun outta that car? 340 00:19:01,936 --> 00:19:04,737 I have a Civil War musket in the back hall! 341 00:19:04,962 --> 00:19:05,686 Why? 342 00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:08,726 I worked my way through clown college 343 00:19:08,727 --> 00:19:11,004 doing Civil War reenactments! 344 00:19:11,005 --> 00:19:12,767 I didn't know you went to clown... 345 00:19:12,768 --> 00:19:14,219 Don't go there. 346 00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:16,331 Get it! 347 00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:19,135 No matter who you are, 348 00:19:19,137 --> 00:19:22,540 to us, you are a shining star. 349 00:19:22,541 --> 00:19:25,141 No matter who you are, 350 00:19:25,143 --> 00:19:27,829 to us, you are a shining star. 351 00:19:28,391 --> 00:19:31,110 No matter who you are, 352 00:19:31,111 --> 00:19:33,852 to us, you are a shining star. 353 00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:36,643 No matter who you are, 354 00:19:37,151 --> 00:19:38,901 to us, you are a shining star. 355 00:19:40,428 --> 00:19:42,173 - No matter who you are... - You only got one shot. 356 00:19:42,174 --> 00:19:42,959 Great. 357 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,752 To us, you are a shining star. 358 00:19:46,631 --> 00:19:48,422 No matter who you are, 359 00:19:49,034 --> 00:19:51,614 to us, you are a shining star. 360 00:19:52,170 --> 00:19:53,230 No matter who you are... 361 00:19:53,263 --> 00:19:55,343 Oh, something's coming out... out of the ground. 362 00:19:55,427 --> 00:19:57,478 Maybe I should take the shot, Evie, on account I'm... 363 00:19:57,479 --> 00:20:00,519 - Blind? - Well, I wasn't going to go there, no. 364 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,177 To us, you are a shining star. 365 00:20:02,179 --> 00:20:04,246 Okay. He... 366 00:20:04,248 --> 00:20:05,011 No matter who you are... 367 00:20:05,012 --> 00:20:06,300 Wait a minute. What am I thinking? 368 00:20:06,301 --> 00:20:08,796 Leon, in addition to your loose hand grenades... 369 00:20:08,797 --> 00:20:13,119 do we still have that keg of Stan's explosive beer In the trunk? 370 00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:16,058 Terrific. 371 00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:17,459 No matter who you are, 372 00:20:17,461 --> 00:20:19,219 to us, you are a shining star. 373 00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:22,265 Rise, omnipotent ruler. 374 00:20:22,267 --> 00:20:25,200 To us, you are a shining star. 375 00:20:27,472 --> 00:20:29,338 No matter who you are, 376 00:20:29,340 --> 00:20:32,407 to us, you are a shining star. 377 00:20:32,409 --> 00:20:34,301 No matter who you are, 378 00:20:34,302 --> 00:20:37,287 to us, you are a shining star. 379 00:20:37,288 --> 00:20:39,614 No matter who you are, 380 00:20:39,616 --> 00:20:42,076 to us, you are a shining star. 381 00:20:43,050 --> 00:20:45,281 - No matter who you are... - It doesn't matter who you are, 382 00:20:45,282 --> 00:20:46,930 - to us, you are a shining... - to us, you are a shining... 383 00:20:59,437 --> 00:21:02,009 - Yes! - Evie! 384 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,508 What do you know? I can see again. 385 00:21:03,509 --> 00:21:05,888 - Hey! - I heard that! 386 00:21:06,510 --> 00:21:09,310 That loud explosion must have brought back my hearing! 387 00:21:09,313 --> 00:21:10,410 - Say, Kev-o... - Huh. 388 00:21:10,411 --> 00:21:12,392 Can I have a look-see at your... your musket here? 389 00:21:12,393 --> 00:21:14,632 Sure. What a wonderful gift. 390 00:21:14,633 --> 00:21:15,970 Thank you, Kevin. 391 00:21:15,971 --> 00:21:17,383 - Thank you. - What? 392 00:21:17,384 --> 00:21:19,377 He said, "What a wonderful gift!" 393 00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,454 No, no, no. 394 00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:23,703 No, I-I think he was... 395 00:21:24,256 --> 00:21:25,246 Never mind. 396 00:21:41,585 --> 00:21:43,412 Boop! 26197

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